#general-chat
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And the initial hit
Oh
boltgun is just goated wcyd
Awoke the Chinese in me
Why the hell did I think plasma was stronger
Cause it is
You just need a better gaming chair
Charged or no charge
No charge succks
no charge can 1hit gunners on weakspot
Like you in a gas station bathroom
Also charged is 2 shots for maulers in the chest
Get better
I barely use charged
Wdym
uncharged spam is the goat
Charged against crusher head tho
Whip out plasma gun
Uncharged is like 4 shots to the chest for maulers in damnation
Headshot like 3 of them
Shoot again
Headshot another 2
Crushed rolls up
Uncharged spam
Win
My aim does suck tho
just shoot again, its similar TTK as with charged because you can just spam
and u dont risk blowing urself up
So what’s your dump stat?
charge speed duh
Hmmm okok I’ll try that
RoF is faster uncharged and ultimately charging doesn't do more for the gun unless you wanna one-tap bursters or something in Havoc
I destroyed my balls with krak nade to avoid the itch
Ball gone pain
Phantom pain
Man I just wanna shoot a hole in maulers chest
Then spam left click 
Hello man if the bush
also dont forget to take weapon specialist so you never have to reload
Certified bush lover
I had like 3 maulers come at me and was like 9 or 10 shots just to kill 2
No
I panicked a little
6-7 shots
Just melee them
Are you using Rising Heat + Gets Hot? Also body shots?
Just need specific blessings for plasma
Plasma isn't good against carapace
Yea and body shots
And to spam light boom boom
Which Mauler heads are
That's what you think
The thing is it should be
Unfortunately my survival instincts are to shoot until the enemy stops moving
So should chainswords yet here we are 
Chainaxes too
Do plasma still go through ogryn shields?
Yea
yes
Power swords
Chain axes are
it still does
Pfft could have fooled me
depends on the thickness
I remember when Rolling Steel came out and Plasma couldn't penetrate Bulwark shields for like 2 weeks
but thin walls you can wallhack people through
I hate the power sword because it requires brainpower to use
And i am extremely lazy
The guardsman with an itchy sack,
Decided the cure was a krak,
But to his dismay,
He had no nades that day,
For the ogryn had just had a snack
I like the sound of plasma if I’m being completely honest
The plasma gun is a class specific weapon only to vet
So of course it's going to be op af
Womp womp womp beep beep beep
It's on the best class too
Skill lack
I killed a twin via shooting him through the airlock last night 
best weapon for best class
Best dubstep in the game
Insult my skill alllll you want
My brain is too wicked smooth
Ok
Insults slide right off
I dont need skill, I have VoC
Go to 100% heat and let it cool down naturally
Just like jokes

I still want a viable bullet weapon for vet
I dont need skill
I ragequit when i get downed on auric
Laser outclasses bullets so badly
Therefore i am the best player
It’s not even fair
Because i have technically never been downed
Vigilant autogun, revolver, shotguns
Shotgun
Revolver maybe
Only shotgub
I once ragequit havoc and then remembered its not quickplay and I probably shouldnt have done that so I rushed back to reconnect
I dont ragequit
we still won so I didnt feel too bad
But i personally find out who does and drink all their water
What’s yalls favorite map
Eh?
good mourning
Oh snow the mobeien steel one
Orthus Offensive purely because of the music
Good morning
colosseum
I like the first assassin mission
you mean the amphitheatre
You mean the carnival
Gloriana for the hilarious insta deaths. Always a hoot to watch someone get barelled
i dont know why they call it that it's clearly not an amphitheatre
The humble barrel:
they forgot the word colosseum after they buried Rome under some hive city
rome probably is noteworthy enough for it's own hive
Silo Cluster
Hardest map in the game
to be built on top of it

nay nay
having half the map have death pits as a looming hazard was a great idea they said
What about the sister hive city?
I remember they did the count of heretics killed and it was like in the billions. There won’t be any heretics if we kill everyone
we dont talk about that
Dark souls
Hive cities have trillions of people there are still plenty of heretics to kill
more like tens of billions
No
load into game with smyker and inferno staff
trillions is a little overshot
why am I even here?
I killed them all
Like uh, Terra probably has a population in the trillions
4 methed up convicts kill an entire hive city
To like and subscribe to my youtube channel
and that's a city on top of a city on top of a city on top of a city on top of a city
like 30 more times
The sister hive city
Hope that’s gonna be a new thing
With genestealers and admechs
hadron is going to rip out your spleen and turn it into a musical instrument btw
I can see the genestealers being the melee faction
I never knew she was an organ player
She has her pasttimes.
She has to catch me first and I’m fast af slides away
Not rlly efficient
its going to be a chaos wastes inspired mode
For someone who whines about efficiency
new content coming?
No
fatshark could never
yes (I made it up)
She and kayax bump usbs I just can’t prove it
new event coming this thursday. Every enemy is a silent unpushable poxburster
No hadron and swagger
they are passively aggressive to one another what are you on about
so just the usual poxburster?
bring back bombs away event
It’s flirting
Kayex would never stoop low enough to bump usbs with hadron
bombs away was a great event i swear
Oh lady of the stars
#bringbackbigexplosionsevent
Kayax is so down bad
kayex would never
inferno event was dope I liked the darker map like lights out but with the fires you could still see
Swagger is rlly down bad for hadron
he's just nonchalant like that
Nah nah nah swagger and Ivan
my favourite swagger x hadron line is the introduction when hadron say "swagger is being non cooperative, I might yet call upon you varlets to terminate him"
Cmon
swagger and who
You mean power bottom Rannick?
Iven
Yes
i don't like that man
he's obnoxiously french
(not racist just don't like rannick specifically)
Swagger probably butters his baguettes regularly
yeah yeah okay OKAY
Omg we need a spin off cartoon
are we gonna ignore Zola and the Marshal whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is
Darktide high: all the current characters but in high school navigating teen problems and romances
this would do numbers on ao3
Iven Zola and swagger love triangle
I'm on a bus back from a heart scan and for some reason my fingers were covered in blood
So
Had to suck em clean
And now I feel gross
Brams is the principal
You know you could've just wiped them into the fucking seat or something, right?
Brurt is the lunch man
Waste not want not amirite
Morrow is the gym teacher.
y'all are either vampires or have a bloodsucking fetish
Omg yesssss
I have reasons to suppose the latter.
its your own blood its literally inside you at all times theres nothing wrong with sucking it dont be a baby
It was dried
moisturize
Commissar ducane is the uppity class snob
well, technically did that
Tried to, ate it all...

fair 'nuff
It's only natural to want the blood outside to get back in the body
yeah uh
When I go to a blood clinic I just start drinking the bags like caprisuns
Internal bleeding? Fool that’s where blood is supposed to be
naming the made up restaurant for my logistics project 'freddy's pizzeria' isn't gonna have any consequences
full of clots
id like to see if people would get it
Mmm chewy...
mm tangy
Like orange juice pulp
teacher won't get it for sure but i hope my classies do
nurse at the blood clinic caught me drinking bloodbags and asked if im malkavian idk what that means
I heard tall people get lightheaded more often compared to short people when donating blood
had a mate whos into multi media arts
Wonder if it’s true
he did his project about dark souls lmao
actually
we did uh
rolls in PE today
also half our class can't stand on their head (with assistance) apparently
huh
my hb broke in half like a fucking ruler
'Invisible' shows up as i type in 'snake' in the Spotify search bar.
You did it. You psyoped the search engine into believing Invisible is a metal gear OST
Was your homoboy like really old or smth
I would not be surprised
built incorrectly
is that what hb means 
tall people also live shorter because the heart has to fight gravity more to maintain the same bp and get all the blood around
install an external motor on their heart
And more back problems
lol
Duh, they're dating
hello Hank when update
Untrue.
What's the phone type bug
you'll find the most centenarians in locations with relatively short people that eat a lot of fish
like sardinia or hokkaido
Tall people deserve it for their tallness.
Not surprising. Dwarves do live longer than humans
Tallness is a sin
But it’s also true you never see a tall old guy

I'm just gonna sit my whole life i guess
i'm 185cm so basically sentenced to death as soon as i approach 85 years of age
shiih, living til 85?
I'm like 190
I'd
over you lot but I'd be too small to do it anyway
my grandpa was like 170cm and lived to be 93
Yea but you get stepped on
+10 to mining skill and vigor
You're stuck smelling everyone's farts tho
Which kills you
Also I guess tall people smell fewer farts
actually i doubt he was that short when he was in the prime of his life. but probably no taller than 175cm
Jinx lol
anyone got a good meme of ogryn tryna dodge disablers
dumpster slamming into a group of toddlers to dodge a leaping dog
they dont?
does anyone have a suggestion on how i can justify aliens within the orion arm looking like humans with animal features (think furries)
without mentioning convergent evolution
i already have an explanation but i want more suggestions
This is false.
They don’t?
I haven’t played ogryn in a while
Orian arm?
A cool down for rocks seem wrong too
Orion Arm
he needs a moment to find a good rock off the ground
Pocket rocks!!!
ahh


I wish the replenishment was a little faster. Maybe shave off a few seconds on elite kill. Lore reasoning could be that the ogryn spotted a nice rock on the floor while watching the body hit the floor
Uhh, precursor race spreading their seed across orion with human/animal genetics
It doesn't need a lore explanation.
Aite I gtg guys, great chat. Have a great day 🙂
whats the lore reasoning for veteran pulling nades out of his ass
He just has very deep pockets

that's what i have currently
the precursors (of sorts) that created mankind thought they were adaptive and used as a baseline of intelligence/template for most other species of the Orion Arm
like, that area in particular
You see, when mommy and daddy nade love each other very much...
You know, when you say it like that, it makes me think about very untidy things.
Like vet actually having an extra nade up his ass.
Or her?
I secretly believe The veteran is an ork pretending to be a veteran and the collective ork minds make it so
thats where the extra gear goes
so they got like an adaptive thing going on? like diff animal feature because of different environments etc etc
cutthroat has a lot of room in there after walking with such a long stick up his ass for so long
also the precursors thought that humans were cute.
no further elaboration on that, thats just a random ass footnote i wrote down
writing be like that
we are canonically cutie patooties
not that i have any experience with it, i have like my own drafts about my homebrews in different genres
yeah basically
it is quite possibly that multiple precursor civilizations fucked with other species throughout the entire galaxy using humans (and other earthly species) as a template
I hope darktide get a crossover event with kpop demon hunters I want some of their drip
there is at least one grey knight thats a kpop demon hunter fan
Or should I say... Daemon Hunters?
tzeentch wills it
its the same job they need to collab
i always wonder if like species with human baseline dna could like interbreed despite uhh varying looks i guess
which ones 
xeno compatibility is wishful thinking
at best its going to be a stillbirth
or a sterile specimen
at worst youre not even going to have the same method of reproduction
demon cat skin for my mastiff
And how the fuck would you even organize interbreeding between humans and aliens? Like some wild slavery shit would have to be going on for that to happen.
no i meant like if they both have human baseline dna
open gen chat
first words I see are "xeno compatibility..."
.....
heresy
close gen chat

oh no haha. Imagine being kidnapped for some weird alien breeding experiment. Wouldnt that suck haha
peeps were talking about pedos earlier and it switched to omega verse where men can get preggers
Clearly youre not a radical inquisition fan.


gmorning
You want to do what with the anthropomorphic aliens?
good morning space wolf
Awwwoooo
I dont know what noise sergals make.
noooooooooooo
is this the wrath in dantes inferno
One of the Ultramarine Chief Librarians was literally a half eldar.
i unno
YOU DID WHAT WITH A WHAT?
GUILLIMAAAAAA-
Long before that. First edition.
Was he killed 
🤨
oh okay
😉
isnt the imperium kind of chill with eldar? sometimes?
still gonna blame guilliman for that
theyre not KoS are they?
Was.
In 1st edition
they were actually super chill with the eldar
Like, letting them visit imperial worlds and celebrating their arrival.
how old is 1st edition
I dunno, 30 years plus minus?
zamn
as of now theyre sorta in a weird spot and mostly keep to themselves unless the imperium somehow plays into their great plan
in which case they can be either an enemy or a friend
more often friend
yeah ima go drink another glass of wine
are the eldar that current survive goon survivors or never fell for the goon

thats a sentence i never thought id see
goon survivors because slaanesh basically psychically fucked every eldar at one point

Apparently not. Along the way at some point it actually looks like he headed over to Ulthwe for Warlock training and some other things and, i shit you not, gets mentioned in both the Dawn of Fire: The Gate of Bones, and Godblight books.
the goon survivors that survived the gooning
knife eared ultramarines in the future
So yeah nah Illiyan is rocking both heritages and whooping ass in the name of the Emperor and was even one of Guilliman's main advisors during the Indomitus Crusade.
Wouldnt they be both
Cause them craftworlders left before the gooncastrophy started
Maybe.
can i blame it on guilliman
you know those fuckers at GW know what theyre doing
gorillaman said all ultramarines are allowed to have elf waifus

YESSSSSSS
I mean wait
is that heresy?
there might be zero sexual tension between them and yet theres still that thanksgiving art where they sit beside eachother
Rare gorillaman W
Half primarch eldar child when
then the lion breaks into the room and preaches about how you may only have husbandos because women sap your sigma king energy
When GW decides to not write the same story for the upteenth time
no more ceramite plating for ultramarines armor, all are bonesinged
im ok with this, but if she sounds like Kerillian shes getting exterminatused
So tldr, the eldar have a REALLY hard time keeping their numbers up. Unless shit changes big time they're going extinct because of Slaanesh.
They're more than willing to sacrifice a million humans to save one of theirs because they know humanity can replace that or even outpace it in a year or two.
Solution: bolster eldari numbers with half human hybrids
oh man, they cant even reproduce cause slaanesh would reck them
unlucky
?
This leads to the imperium referring to that as "totally unfucking cool, dude" and opening fire.
And its kinda hard to believe the eldar when they say thats usually their plan, like, E or G, not plan A.
(It ACTUALLY is.)
Youre getting sent to the Himalayan geneseed extractor boy.
also ultramarine offsrpings still need soulstone, so their space marine armor are layered with rhinestones
Oooh
Fun fact: Illiyan didn't need one. Even in the newer novels.
Big Emps has his soul reserved just like every other human.
interesting concept
What? What is an interesting concept?
Deadass why don’t they just use some variation of cloning
Not cloning cloning
But use the same technology to insert two eldar gene strands into a single organism
This would be literally the same as normal reproduction except theres no seggs involved so no risk
They have the technology for allat
too logical for grimdark
Dead ass, they do actually. Same way more or less that the imperium uses cloning vats and artificial means.
there needs to be a huge consequence/sacrifice or else it doesnt show the impact enough
youd think at least one would have thought of it tho
The pain in the ass part: spirit stones.
put stone in ass
im letting the eldar afficianatos talk this out
shove it up your buh
stone chastity belt
So logically how are spirit stones made
They come from somewhere
Meaning theres a way to make them
They're a bitch to make and EVERY eldar that isnt a Drukhari or one of the Killer Clowns™ HAS to have one.
And its not like you just take one off a dead person, no They're still USING that...
uhh Eira
means snow in Welsh
Eira is good
I love eldar, I have 5 of them mounted to my wall
They would logically be able to make that aswell if they are technologically advanced as they claim
therapy
ive also been suggested Alphine
like... with handcuffs?
That is uncalled for.
C:
Renée
RENNEEEEE
I am reinstalling the Darktide Discord server.
Tell Corvus I will need his infiltration expertise.
like a trophy
ahh a trophy wife

of course
drilling noises
theyre in the walls
izzat even a female name
im in the walls too
Yey
It is
that sounds too familiar to one of my classmates whos a gooner
It is. The only downside is that it's French
I like Eira more
want to make them based off of nordic stuff anyways
as in, the species as a whole
because i cant just make a sona and call it quits i need to write a comprehensive fucking document about the species they are
hyperborea
Jim
send me your address in agartha twin
"Eira Hyperborea" would sound insanely weird
thinking of a last name?
yeah at this point i can just throw whatever together and call it a day
First name jim
Last name jim
muh names Major Major
Jim Jim
induction into human society comes with having to get a new name anyways
My rank is major sooo uh
Im major major major
kowalski analysis
good show

Don't forget, middle name is Major too
Major Major Major
Sooooooo...this gets the "Not Making This Up Disclaimer."
they’re the solidification of psychic echoes of Eldar souls caught in a loop of perpetually experiencing the Birth of Slaanesh before suffering extreme trauma and coalescing into a psychic stone. Said stones eventually dissolve with said souls suffering their traumas again unless harvested by the hands of Harlequin and Ranger expeditions. Said expeditions have to do so swiftly and covertly to avoid attracting Slaanesh’s attentions.
Major Major Major Major
Major Major Major Major
callsign Major
major major major major major
At university, what's Major Major Major Major majoring in?
As you might expect, making "new" spirit stones is...unpleasant to say the least.
It's why Illiyan not needing one is a BIG deal. More than a few eldar were like "wait. What." 👀
This is getting deranged. Werent we talking about naming a reindeer sona before?
aint gen chat if the topic doesnt just shift dramatically
like a tide.
Like a...
like a..
dark.. tide
darktide
roll credits
a dark tide, perhaps. but yeah with all that mentioned, quite a bit of the fanbase was looking at all the memes surrounding Guilliman and Elf Wife™ and wondering if she was genuinely smitten (Writers comments be damned) or if it was something more nefarious.
like that is a whole ass potential narrative rabbit hole to go down, but GW never advances the story so.
sadge
i mean i think it'd be a nice turn but idk about other og fans would feel about it
Now the focus is on the Lions Johnson being back
ya boi jonhson
didnt they leave it off at
guilliman admitting that he doesnt trust the eldar, or yvraine, at all
but isnt as much of a bitchass to not appreciate and respect them for awakening him
so in a way he has some limited degree of respect and honour for the xenos which is far better than any other loyalist primarch anyways
Is it the 10?
I cant name my hivesCum crackaddict
Its over
Gotta drop the gamr
its jover
Idk gng
How about Scumflation
That was my first idea but I went with StimmotheeChalamet in the end
Never talk again outside of DMs, preferably not mine.
i swear to fucking god the mpreg emoji is like a brand of shame
I do what I want
i cant name SirScumalot
Sure, still going to judge you.
Genius idea
We don't really have much of a frame of reference since there has only been Roboute for most of the 41st millennium. For all we know Jaghatai has been building an Eldari harem somewhere in the webway
Once this round is over im pay 50k to become scumflation
Glad atleast someone appreciates my genius
Jivescum
Pick it up then
My bad chat
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
This will sound quite atrocious
See
I can use 2 at once
Why would you drop a phone
Thats sounds highly irresponsible
I'm w fella
Happened to my last phone. Fell out of my jacket pocket as I bent over to tie my laces. Screen shattered less than 24 hours into getting it
i upgraded from my shitty i5 9600k + 16gb ram + 1660 super pc to an i9 10850k + 64gb ram + 4080 super pc that i bought 2nd hand from a friend and i am sooo happy aaaaaaaa
I have dropped my phone about 50 times
How weak is ya’lls phones tagt they be cracking in one drop
same thing happened to my pixel 8a 😔
prolly overused but a victorian era serf would think this is some kind of incomprehensible religious text
dont get too excited last time I upgraded my PC darktide started running worse
Why would you need 64 gigs of RAM
he's hoarding
34 is plenty
which i dont really do but my friend does.
We're starving for Ram, Hank.
hoarding ram while us poors have to suffer
like i said i bought the system 2nd hand, i wasnt in charge of the components.
rip it out
Fellow pixel user. Twas my 4a that suffered the mishap
chat get him
Oh i see, it was your friend's
eat the rich
maul him
my daughter also destroyed my 3a when she was a baby
i think the pixels are just fragile
going back to samsung for my next phone tbh
Is arbites still the best class
i saw this on half life subreddit
yeah! and he sold it to me for 1500 eurobucks
Depends by which merit you measure "best"
In this economy? That's a steal
exactly
What a luck
it was an offer i simply couldnt refuse
I think phone lifespan is a luck thing. Ive dropped my current phone, the 7a, more than any phone I've owned before and it's still undamaged
i mean it's ddr4 ram cuz the cpu is 4 gens old
but STILL
more than fast enough for gaming in the big 2026.
able to outperform other classes with little to no in depth build making
In that case yes.
insert "I'll take that deal" gif here
At least I believe so.
Send the tenor link.
You stopped using geforce now I presume?
I was disapointed when i played arbites on release and it outperformed my max level ogryn that was spec'd to the gills
yup, cancelled my sub yesterday
Just don’t use a phone and send a pigeon
when the gpu alone goes for 900 euros 2nd hand? and i get a whole ass system for 600 eddies extra? sign me the fuck up
why doesnt my sister want to try out DRG she was enthusiastic about it like a year ago
True
you know i should also make her play space marine 2
For a casual, yes. For anyone who knows things, they are very mediocre. Cos what they are is RIDICULOUSLY tanky and meh at everything else other than CC.
cuz rock
and stone
isnt there like a new updatae coming as well
Did they get a damage nerf? cause that shotgun use to 1 tap elites from far range even in havoc
eats two crusher overheads
light work
DRG is kinda bad instead of playing some shitty mining simulator have you considered becoming a miner irl ?
i don't wish to support capitalism as a system which is why i remain unemployed 
gotta think lads
Can u teach me how to get friends?
I know they got nerfed. They are now just tanky, nothing special DPS wise barring not dead so can still hit.
Did say ridiculously tanky.
I was giving an example.
What other class can survive a crusher overhead above heresy?
Play Darktide
The friend is actually someone i met in this server
😮
anyone with a space bar
He shipped me the pc from Poland lol
I play darktide and I only got enemies because of this
aren't we all here for oyu
Oggy. Technically Zealot.
I know a guy here who's selling RAM for cheap to get a new 1911
American, of course
home of the free, land of the brave
i should kick your fucking ass
Why
About a month before the ram prices shot up, I got a pc with a 4060, and 64 gigs of ddr5 for $1500 now i could resell the ram for wayyyy more than the whole rigg
I just download my ram 
"still"?
I put off upgrading my 3060ti so i could extend my Japan vacation. I don't regret the holiday but seeing the GPU prices does sting
clicks onto art of a female character
scrolls down
bulge
leave
i fucking hate these people
GPU price plumet globally next year, calling it
but the bulge is the best part
eyo 
OpenAI is getting fucked in the ass
God-Emperor bless that OpenAi might actually go bankrupt by 2027
the bubble
shall pop
Amen
Alfabet stocks telling me differently tho
I'mhoping the bubble will burst but I'm still thinking it'll take until 28 at least
gov will bail them out
nothing ever happens
kill them?
Conceptual manifestation that shit brotha
maybe if we believe something enough it'll actually happen
A pipebomb or two will help as well
combine ork brain
Why only ask for blessings when you can be the cause!
Yea, that’s what I’m expecting too 
vigilantism is back on the menu boys
Hopefully they just take the money and run instead of buying more RAM
start setting rat traps and release them all at the nearest data center
I should throw car batteries in a public pool today
It's a known fetish, was even everywhere before AI lul.
Also how I got scarred into reading NOT Yuri.
should check oppo or oneplus
I was not referring to AI in that particular bit.
Funni chaina man
Cover, nothing shown. Looks inside. Ah... It's one of THOSE.
eyep
ain't no rest for the wicked
i guess
True.
NOT Yuri indeed.
support your local artist! Comission hand drawn futa art today!
Want one now?
For build quality and good pictures?
That's what matters to me
yes
Oh and battery life I guess
i've been supporting my local artist since grade school lmao
10s
Ok thanks I'll take a look
Don't have the budget for more stuff.
Chugging kfc gravy like its e girl drool
Come again?
eyo?
This is my afternoon plans
Or I would have gotten a proper avatar as well.
bro down horrendous
I'm pretty sure I've indoctrinated said local artist into the furry fandom as a consequence of my actions.
Kfc gravy does that to a man
I do nae know if I should feel shame or some form of pride at this.
ykw fair enough

Only the gravy, the actual mash sucks.
I find kfc in general to be
Just not my favorite
Is better in Asian countries.
commision regular art and you feed them for a day. Turn them into a furry and you feed them for a lifetime
#zealot-class message
Wrong tag lol
Of course
😞
I need to get me some better food places
Thank god for local restaurants or i’d be cooked
abt right
furries are just artistically superior to other body types
you wouldn't get it though
Become your own local Restaurant
making me want kfc now y'all 
How much do i owe you for this masterpiece?
you fuckers have a KFC
I went a popeyes once
I was told it would be great
Ts tasted like the unseasoned chicken i make at the house but crunchy
the only fast food chain in my area is sum called Kebab Factory
Yep. It's actually better in muslim places cos they gotta be actually good to fight all the other places since no pork.
One Havoc Victory is all i ask, for the Emperor
Become food place
Eat other food places
whatchu mean 
Yies
Again, better in Asia. XD
I'm a European from some eastern shithole named Spisska Nova Ves
or actually Smizany but its basically the same thing
Later this year maybe. I might even animate it lol
Im gonna steal your identity to get better food, stealing everything
Body snatching even
STELLARIS CIVIC NAME
Two goats and a single tree ass place
its more like
uh
one church one tesco
then its just whatever the fuck else
Indie horror game setting
At least yall have a place to pray for better days
one of the neighboring cities looks like city 17 ffs
Huh
no jok
You are fried
City 17 is based in Eastern Europe
Cooked
I heard theory. That it's in Sofia, Romania.
which makes sense (never been to romania)
prolly a bigger shithole than slovakia though
True (I haven't neither)
The only prayer you need is for the Emperor
Don’t go to romania
It sucks
You know I have next to no budget.
Magnificent emperor protect me from the archenemy
If you have money to visit the country you would realise it's not a shithole
So you are okay with eating dog food if your mom swings into angry mad mood?
Only joking.
No i pray to gork and mork
We're all in the same barrel down here anyways.
"the lion dosent concern himself the opinions of eldar simps." - Lion El'Jonson
Hello
🤔
Lemme do some Calculations rq
A lot of countries are only shitty as a citizen. As a tourist you only see the cool and fun stuff
i dont want anything to do with those
I wish to visit New Orleans and Texas
so afaik, in the space marine game, the space marines are about the same level as a warrior lore/tabeltop wise.
how far above our weight are the characters of darktide punching?
Also, living here is actually expensive.
Tourist impressions arent a good metric
They dont gotta put up with everything
Extremely
I wish to visit the great pyramid of Bass Pro in Memphis
Like unreasonably high
Same where i am man.
Expensive asf
slovak politicians quietly adding more and more money to their monthly pay while making the punishment for promotion of nazism and fascism lower and lower
A warrior? What do you mean?
so what enemy would be our equivalent?
that is not even a joke
like uh
the current slovak government is lowering the punishment for stuff related to promotion of fascism
If we weren’t juiced up for game reasons then it’d be the same level as the regular troops
40k has normal human characters that can kill space marines but they’re not exactly commob
possibly slightly lower or higher depending on past experience
but roughly what enemy is that?
And especially not just slaughtering crushers and captains like we do
I might play baldur’s gate again
(I will drop the gameplay before act 2)
Ah well, classic grass is much greener?
The uhh regular gun guy
Question
ask
The ones that just shoot you and pull out a shovel if you get close
If we weren’t as strong as we are we’d be on the same level as them typically
the stalkers?
The shotgunners?
Depends
I dont know what nation your at so i cant really judge.
But i do know expenses where i am are through the roof
(I’ll never get my own home)
But possibly
Can I use the testing arena to do penances?
the scab shooter or the dreg one (?ritualist?)
There are many places i wouldnt go lol
No?
Scab shooters yeah
You can’t do penances in psykanium no
Scabs use bayonets no?
Singapore. I'm also on the poorer end.
idk
Most humans in 40k just shoot shit with lasguns. Everyone is usually sufficiently average
To be fair a human with a meta grenade could kill a space marine
Or a good ole plasma gun
Like it's theoretically possible
the power of zuckerberg
Ah
I see.
Dont know much about it besides allat stuff with protests
Icel.
I am not on the poorer end myself, upper middle class. Shit aint looking for rn tho
The only reason we have a dog is cos she was my aunt's... if we didn't take her, she likely would end in the pound, if you get it.
In rogue trader you also wipe the floor with CSM cause you’re just built different
I see, understandable.
Hopefully the dog aint too much.
Oh, she eats better than I do, that's for sure.
Pretty sure i’ve seen them stab me with bayonets
Damn fr? I’d expect it the other way around.
Some do yeah
Yes, cos my lil sis bought her wagyu.
Aint that shit some of the most expensive beef in the world? Or some of it is?
Last time I had that, I literally had to live write so much awkward smut for someone. >_>
It's likely cheaper wagyu. But still.
Ew
I hate fatty meals
No wonder no one wants to eat you
@brave slate pixel 9A
Depends on cut as well. Marbling for some is intense, but still decently meaty.
I’ll have you know!
I dont eat very much so im built like a crackhead!
I'm built like a twink
But I eat so much
Wire back clanker
Like i had a cut that was 80 percent fat
It was awful
Likely i did not have to pay for that
well that "ice storm" was boring
Pick a cheaper cut or lower grade. Decently fatty marbling but still good.
never lost power or internet
The storm is icy
I am the storm that is arriving
I generally dont like fat in any of my meat.
I just cause chew it fast enough so it just sits inside my mouth till its nasty
I dont understand the appeal of fats in meat
Epic dmc5 reference
At least when I go look, too expensive. Even premarinated low grade beef is nearly $8.
No fat means no yummy meat
Facts
Inflatiin
Mo it dont
It makes it gross
Meat without fat> meat with fat
Si
I'm a cook
Your a
Uh
Can't say
Stupid
You stupider
They marinade it to cover up how bad the cuts are tbh.
Real
Prolly controlled by some rat to make good food
Like now im staying in 3 star hotel. Steam here is just 200g cube of meat. Its delicious no fat
Siiiigh
If its just a lump of fat attached to your meat, chances are its not gonna be that good. A well marbled cut however is a different story
flavor, texture, nutritional value. you should have a decent source of fat in your diet (note: not an overwhelming amount)
I usually have the fat lump cant say i get marbled stuff
Eating rotisserie chicken like corn on the cob
Decent beef is half the size for the same price.
Only thing i can understand is nutrition
The fat has never improved texture or flavor for me
to each their own
A well marbled ribeye is amazing
damn... maybe i should go back to working at the slaughterhouse. Pay was shit but I ate like a king
Inflatiin
@brave slate hey
Fat is flavour. You want decent fat, not excessive amounts. No fat leads to dry meat unless you add butter to it.
I wish rabbit, deer and bear were sold more in stores.
If i want some i usually have to find it myself.
So much work
Duck
I like duck
Duck is good
finding a good butcher is almost as important as finding a good auto mechanic
Deer/venison is just crazy expensive here.
How are you liking it? What pixel model did you upgrade from anyways?
I dont eat that much though
Personally i find bear the best tasting
They usually have great diets and thus have lots of flavor in them
From a 7
there's a local family here that runs a meat packing plant where they also sell cuts by request
Benefits of eating an omnivore
it's so based
It is here too
But usually i just go hunt it myself
So much cheaper
She lives in singapore
I…i know she told me
I wasnt telling her to hunt it herself
Like there isnt anything to hunt in singapore except people
The best she could do in Singapore is fishing
Karien hunt people
You know there's a lack of wild beasts barring monkeys and boar.
No one tell them i editted my comment because i forgot how to spell wasn’t
It’ll be totally funny
Holy shit i cant speak english
I saw the edit.
edited
no, the word is "edited" not "editted"
I just genuinely cant type in english
Singapore is too clean. They don't even have nice big and juicy city rats to hunt
it's ok
Im cooked
english is an odd language
Fried
67
Mods
I want this one flayed
reported
From a 6 to a 7
Anyways
Bear is some of the best meat i’ve had ngl.
Only managed to get my hands on it like thrice
But
Shits awesome
one.... flayed? necron refenec
is that a BAD thing lol
Beer is best bread i ever had
yaa i wanted to cuddle up with bf to keep warm and have candles lit and read books
(all I got was sleet)
True true
but no power and pipes go boom
and inside goes to 12 degrees
also reading books by candlelight is hard af
Im so glad ts came late
If this snow storm came two weeks ago
i have a kobo
I’d have a busted septic tank in the middle of this
what is a kobo
it's like a kindle but better
Bad infrastructure
south US moments
Yea
😞
this shit aint build for snowy ice
Explode us south
It wasnt even the tank
It was like
The lining
we got a regular northern winter and it shut down our state lol
Happened around Christmas so i couldnt get people out here to check on it for like
3 weeks
Cause
Government employee days off
no double ogryn in ur games
Per usual
also just had my first triple psyker game
luckily no one was smyker
inferno, voidblast, and electrokinetic. plus an ogryn
ACTUALLY, there are rats and field mice.
They just show up when mostly everyone goes to bed. I spot them at times late at night.
Lucky here in the city we have rats , mice and roaches in the subway and sometimes at home
Oh, german roaches are EVERYWHERE.
its first person arm motion that i made
They just hide in the bins.

