general-chat

[twin flower]

Slides off the tongue dont it

[winged oasis]

i mean what about rogue trader specifically though?

[twin dirge]

McMooMoo

[twin flower]

Wingnoot

[tawny hearth]

i streamed with the name for like 3 years so i got good at saying it

[twin dirge]

Mingnoot WcMuMoo

I had a stroke attempting to spell that out

[twin flower]

McNut WingMooMoo

[tawny hearth]

in the interview they were hinting at it being for a future class but i think we already got the class that interview was about because its not super duper recent

[winged oasis]

you mean the arbites

[tawny hearth]

yeah probably the arby

i saw the interview but it was mixed in with other media in a video

can't remember what one

[twin dirge]

Maybe they add the other dlc class from rogue trader

[winged oasis]

as far as im aware

ratlings are theeee most likely for a possible dlc thing?

[twin flower]

They already said they wont do Ratlings

[winged oasis]

FUCK

[twin dirge]

Blood cult next plz

[twin flower]

Design issues or whatchamacallit

[tawny hearth]

oh it was probably one of jo's new videos that has it in, i think she uses it as justification on using the rulebook to argue that the rejects can dumpster a marine

[winged oasis]

arent blood cults inherently a rogue trader ship deal

[twin dirge]

I wanna blood let

[twin flower]

letting my blood

[winged oasis]

unless im mistaken and death cults are a ok everywhere other than ships

i havent locked in that dlc in a while

[tawny hearth]

i think death cults are just around but honestly i'm not the best with 'umie lore

[nocturne bloom]

French vanilla coffee in negative 15 degree Fahrenheit weather is nice

[tawny hearth]

but yeah theres alot of things they can pick from, we can even get like a special inquisitor retinue style class since the rejects are now members of the warband they could work jobs important enough that real members of the warband join

[twin flower]

noice

[twin flower]

huh

[tawny hearth]

coffee is just nice

[twin flower]

that'd be nice

[nocturne bloom]

i now await my potential 2 feet of snow

[tall grove]

“Goon, dad
I’d still have goon”

[quaint moss]

a steak dad...... a steak

[twin dirge]

I still want a commissar class with fragable summons

[winged oasis]

that wouldn't warrant a whole dlc tho would it

[nocturne bloom]

i still dont get how the AR is the only non light pen weapon in helldivers odst warbond. in fact im pretty sure the AR is the only weapon that would make sense to be light pen in that

[winged oasis]

would fatshark go back to the style of vermintide 2 with the divided subclasses?

[whole glade]

does Trans MTF mean Trans Moble Task Force?

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[tall grove]

Are you sure?

[twin dirge]

That's why I just use the new silenced AR

[nocturne bloom]

it dun change anything

[twin dirge]

It doesn't have to

It sounds cool

[nocturne bloom]

the AR has less pen value than the magnum or shotgun in halo

smg is fine

[twin dirge]

That's nice grandpa, if I'm gonna use an AR for pen I'ma just use the coyote 😔

Or lib pen

[nocturne bloom]

imagine using an AR in helldivers

[twin dirge]

I can

It's all I use

[nocturne bloom]

[tall grove]

I always thought male to female, but I’m probably wrong

[whole glade]

bubba, it does mean that. i was tryin to be funni

[twin dirge]

Chat I play hd2 to have fun

[nocturne bloom]

NOT ALLOWED TO BE FUNNY 🗣️

[twin dirge]

If strapping martyrdom armor on and running around with a maxigun is how I do that sure as fuck is how I'ma do it

[whole glade]

awh :[

[tall grove]

Tfw someone else tries to use social cues to make a joke (I’m immune)

[twin dirge]

I jest

[whole glade]

my autism is trying to be le funny

[modest flume]

@hazy kestrel ggs wp pal

[twin dirge]

Y'all should throw

[tall grove]

We should have a tism-off

[hazy kestrel]

Likewise pals.

[tall grove]

See who’s more autistic

[twin dirge]

Whoever wins gets committed

[modest flume]

I'll social your cue

[whole glade]

fav cursed chapter?

[twin dirge]

Jokes on y'all, my doctor said I'm morbidly a beast and incredibly artistic

Doesn't get any cooler than that

[whole glade]

same twin

[tall grove]

I’m basic so lamenters

[twin flower]

beast

[tall grove]

True

[whole glade]

throws rock laarrrppp

(this is a joke(

[twin dirge]

What's a cursed chapter

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-brick-parry-gif-27597104

[jaunty path]

crow

[twin dirge]

Hu

[twin flower]

brow

[twin dirge]

Hi

[tall grove]

A chapter founded during the cursed founding

[hazy kestrel]

Crows are cool birds.

[twin dirge]

Which one follows nurgle

[whole glade]

really unlucky chapter that either gets fuvked or is hated by the imperium

[quaint moss]

are you Jersey Shore

[tall grove]

During Wich thy tried to erase the gene flaws of chapters

[twin flower]

Death Guard

[twin dirge]

Oh ok

Yeah I like death guard

[jaunty path]

my dad mistaked the minecraft movie for the fnaf movie somehow

[whole glade]

Alpha legion da best tho

[tawny hearth]

naw i get it

[whole glade]

jack black as fatass freddy

[quaint moss]

perfect sense

[twin dirge]

Agreed, I am pretty cool

[tall grove]

Marines malevolent best space marine chapter

[whole glade]

(toy freddy fucking sucks)

[hazy kestrel]

Iron Warriors are clearly the best legion.

[jaunty path]

first movie to be specific

[whole glade]

nah, Dark Angels have more arua

[jaunty path]

how many fnaf movies are there now

[twin flower]

Dark Angels

[tawny hearth]

naw jack would play the kid but he's been trapped somewhere for like 50 years

[twin flower]

Oh, my man 🤝

[tall grove]

They don’t have that massacre random civilians for shits and giggles aura tho

[whole glade]

jack black as spring bingus

[modest flume]

@tall grove GGs WP

[quaint moss]

28 stab wounds

[whole glade]

dark angels and the lion have helped civies multiple times even unarmored

[tall grove]

I’m partial to night lords or world eaters
World eaters because funny bonk faction
Night lords because funny comedically evil spiritually Israeli faction

[tawny hearth]

angry marines are the best chapter

[twin flower]

I like DA for their history of just commiting xenocide

[tall grove]

GG

[modest flume]

Always Angry! All the time!

[whole glade]

Dont you ever disrespect my boi Jago like that ever again.

[tall grove]

Who?

[tawny hearth]

jango fet

[twin flower]

Jago Dibuja

[whole glade]

omg bruh Captian of the 1st company of Night lords

[hazy kestrel]

World Eaters are pretty cool too, Khârn is a swell guy.

[tawny hearth]

the guy from nightreign?

[tall grove]

Ooooohhh
The netenyahu allegory

[twin flower]

I like World Eaters during pre-heresy

[tall grove]

Was

[hazy kestrel]

Is

[twin flower]

better colors imo

[hazy kestrel]

Always will be

[tall grove]

Was

[quaint moss]

alrighty auric maelstorm time

[hazy kestrel]

Is

[tall grove]

Also his model is still a manlet marine

[quaint moss]

kharn is an amazing man

[quaint moss]

saved a cat from a tree

[tawny hearth]

are human souls in 40k eternal like elf souls or is there like... a shelf life?

[tall grove]

I know because I got it and assembled it today

[whole glade]

Jago helped a girl getting abused by a astropath, my boi better than that guy

[twin flower]

uh

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t they dissipate immediately if they’re a regular person/over a period of time if they’re a psyker?

[tall grove]

True
Night lords 1 Netanyahu 0

[tall grove]

Varies but generally this yeah

[whole glade]

massive W for my chaos army

[tall grove]

I mean tbf
Being worse than the big yahu is a pretty high bar

[tawny hearth]

ohhhhh that makes more sense why the elves value not breaking the rock so much

[whole glade]

Hurtler? maybe?

[twin flower]

Elves being the eldar or are they different

[tawny hearth]

yeah i mean the eldar

the space elves lol

[tall grove]

The strongest genocider of history vs the strongest genocider of today

They like the gojo and sukuna of genocide

[twin flower]

arent they also not like allowed to show any kind of emotion ever otherwise they get slurped by slanesh

[tawny hearth]

yeah they try to do the vulcan thing to minimize drawing attention from the thirsty lady

[whole glade]

true

[tall grove]

To an extent yeah
Life sucks as an eldar

[hazy kestrel]

I would argue that Stalin was just as bad as his contemporary at the time, it’s just that his atrocities were mainly not acknowledged to the same extent.

[twin flower]

no more freaky

[hazy kestrel]

Due to the control of information and the like.

[tawny hearth]

and they trap their souls in the stones after death to be put into the super computer at home so they don't end up bein tortured forever

[tall grove]

Yeah well he didn’t have a stupid moustache

[hazy kestrel]

So true.

His voice sounds kinda goofy though lmao.

In the old recordings.

Very tinny if that makes sense.

[modest flume]

Or they pledge their lives to Ceogorach and then they have to play card games on motorcycles

[hazy kestrel]

Peak reference

[tall grove]

The big H sounded worse
I guarantee

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[whole glade]

why does Revenant from Apex have the coldest lines?

[tall grove]

Hitler only had one testicle and was inbred btw
I love bringing that up because it’s hilarious

[twin flower]

Apex still alive?

[twin flower]

Really?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[twin flower]

How do they even find that out lmao

[odd rock]

bro this ice storm is crazy cause I have darktide and a 5090 with a bone to pick lol

[tall grove]

To my knowledge yeah

Lmao

[tawny hearth]

i played apex for like a week at the start of it but then dropped it

[odd rock]

free space heater

[twin flower]

Howd they know tho

[tall grove]

Prolly genetic tests, family history, doctor’s appointment notes etc

[hazy kestrel]

Just follow the family tree, though in his case, the family intertwined branches.

[twin dirge]

I wanna be a genetic failure

[hazy kestrel]

Very yucky, all-in-all.

[tall grove]

Explains a lot tbf

[twin flower]

Wild, imagine still learning things from a historical figure particularly about his genitals

[twin dirge]

Wait I already am

[hazy kestrel]

The Hapsburgs (and plenty of royal families over the centuries) took that title already, I’m sorry to say.

[twin dirge]

Fuck!

How could they beat me to it

I only needed a few centuries of inbreeding

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences?

[twin dirge]

[modest flume]

Your only option now is genetic purity

[tall grove]

Don’t worry, you act inbred enough to pass as a red voter

[twin dirge]

Fuck yeah

I'm gonna fire myself out of a cannon

[hazy kestrel]

Do you ever think that the mods rarely show up here out of fear of the discussion topics people create?

[tall grove]

Nah they just lazy

[tawny hearth]

they just care if we get hateful or fight... which is fine lol

[twin dirge]

Except our goats Hank and aquillar

[hazy kestrel]

We go from talking about art history on one side of the spectrum, to talking about who’s the worst war criminal and then the Hapsburgs.

[twin dirge]

They show up pretty often

[tall grove]

Yeah but they don’t do anything

[hazy kestrel]

Hank and Aquila are pretty cool. That is true.

[tawny hearth]

did you try tapping the glass?

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

[tall grove]

@misty trench tap tap tap

[tawny hearth]

don't drag me into this

[twin dirge]

Bro is bare knuckle knocking on that glass

[tall grove]

@tawny hearth coerced me to do it @misty trench

[hazy kestrel]

The ancient one awakes!

Aw nvm.

We are so back!

[misty trench]

y'know I've easily banned a 100+ people in my time here

[tall grove]

Didn’t see it so it didn’t happen

[misty trench]

and that's not including just like, general moderation stuff

[twin dirge]

Aquillarrrr

I praised you swear

[tall grove]

I have an agenda to upkeep
Your facts and logic are useless

[twin dirge]

I was not involved in the tapping of the glass

[tawny hearth]

i, for one, only say bad ideas outloud when they are funny but do not act on them

[tall grove]

Same here
Everything I say is all in GTA (despite me not owning nor planning to own the game)

[twin dirge]

Yeah

Like GTA strip club

[tawny hearth]

i'm personally not even sure 100 is a real number, i've never counted that high

how do we know its even there

[tall grove]

I did once
Nearly died in the attempt

[outer jasper]

is payday 3 real?

[twin dirge]

I've done it twice, I can vouch for 100 being real

[tall grove]

No

[twin dirge]

Do you have friends? If so, yes, if not, no

[hazy kestrel]

On what you define as being “real”

[tall grove]

Cap
No human can withstand that

[twin dirge]

Payday 3 is pain alone

[twin dirge]

I DID, TWICE

[tawny hearth]

i had fun with that game when i could find a match, like it was actually fun but it had like 5 maps and then crime boss came out and then i just played crime boss single player

[twin dirge]

THATS WHY IM BLIND NOW

[fair bridge]

naked gun was ok

[twin dirge]

Blind and below average iq

[tall grove]

Bro made a binding vow

[outer jasper]

give gun some privacy bro

[tawny hearth]

i need to reinstall crime boss soon and play some more

that game is just dumb fun and scratches the payday itch in single player for me

[twin dirge]

I wanna play games

[tall grove]

Illegal

[twin dirge]

I know

Fuck

I CANT HELP IT

[tawny hearth]

have you tried turning on a game but not playing it?

[twin dirge]

I'm at work!!

I can't!!

[tawny hearth]

install quake on work computer

[tall grove]

ftisoter 💔

[tawny hearth]

challenge boss to 1v1

[tall grove]

Censor w*rk you bigot

[tawny hearth]

is that browser based quake still up or did it die forever ago? i don't actually like quake enough to have kept up with anything

[twin dirge]

What's quake

Like Quaker oats?

We makin oatmeal?

[hazy kestrel]

Employment.

[tawny hearth]

its like darktide but you only fight other rejects over weapon and armor spawn points

[twin dirge]

Oh

That sounds fun

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[tawny hearth]

lol do you actually not know what quake is or was it a bit? i am only asking because i can not actually tell

[twin dirge]

I don't

Know what quake is

[tawny hearth]

its like... one of the earliest arena shooters, it was made to show off the quake engine which was an old game engine

it had really fun multiplayer

[tall grove]

First true 3D game iirc
Definitely the first true 3D shooter game

[inland mantle]

Job, work, employment even

[tawny hearth]

i think the first game with 3d polygons was mechwarrior 1

[quaint moss]

krow

[tawny hearth]

but i could be wrong

[quaint moss]

quake the game?

[tawny hearth]

yeah

[twin dirge]

I sometimes play games

[tall grove]

I said the first true 3d game
Can’t be fucked to look it up tho

[tawny hearth]

honestly depending on a persons age its super understandable to not know quake anymore

[tall grove]

L

[tall grove]

I’m 18 and I know quake
It’s no excuse

[quaint moss]

its a really good game

a bit funky

[tawny hearth]

it was a tech marvel at the time now matter what, the quake engine was kind of first on the scene pulling all the tricks it did

[twin dirge]

https://discord.gift/6hefDRC5JaMw2xez

[inland mantle]

Ew

Tf is that

[tall grove]

Bird

[gilded socket]

Hough

[twin dirge]

It's fake I swear

[inland mantle]

Mods mpreg this nerd

[gilded socket]

Back at i again aki?

[twin dirge]

I just stole your kidney and identity

[quaint moss]

didnt it event the speedrun (quake)

[twin dirge]

Shush

[quaint moss]

hi max

[twin dirge]

The real question is who got it

I wish it would tell me

[tall grove]

Someone got that shit real fucking fast

[tawny hearth]

lol honestly theres so much "nerd stuff" now adays its impossible to expect everyone to learn it all, but yeah quake is just on the edge of being basically not talked about anymore outside of niche video game people

[twin dirge]

One of those bots is enjoying nitro

[tall grove]

To be fair I mostly know about it because of civvie 11 lol

[inland mantle]

Hadron bot got that shit

[tall grove]

While the real discordians like me continue to go nitroless

[tawny hearth]

i was there because i'm old lol

[twin dirge]

Is that so

[tall grove]

Okay unc ✌️

[tall grove]

Yeah
Ts a cruel, cruel platform fr

[twin dirge]

I slipped on a banana fr

[inland mantle]

Dont do that

ez

[twin dirge]

Sometimes I just be vibing

And suddenly

Banana

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[tall grove]

Happens to the best of us fr

[gilded socket]

Wuhh

[tall grove]

Happened to my buddy Keith last week
Third degree burns over ninety percent of his body

[twin dirge]

Stinky, how you doin friend

[tawny hearth]

bananas are in the top 5 best fruit for sure

[inland mantle]

[tawny hearth]

eat them don't slip on them

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-suguru-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-premature-death-hidden-inventory-gif-18124425469399285337

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[tawny hearth]

[tall grove]

[tawny hearth]

i still need to watch that show, i've watched like the first 5 episodes

[modest flume]

That crazy Keith

You wouldn't happen to love horses by any chance, would you?

[tawny hearth]

he really shouldn't have greased up before the banana fight

[tall grove]

Idk
My knowledge on L4D characters starts and ends with that my buddy Kieth meme

[twin dirge]

My man, welcome

[tall grove]

Many thanks fine chum

[tawny hearth]

bills here

[twin dirge]

Bill from dead by daylight???

[tall grove]

What if instead of stanching boluses they were stenching boluses and instead of clearing bleed buildup they made you gassy

[pliant mirage]

3/5 auric Storm Survivor, teammate popped a pox and knocked me off the map :)

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-falling-fall-falling-off-cliff-kirby-falls-into-the-abyss-gif-21973564

[twin dirge]

Just dodge ez

[inland mantle]

True

[twin dirge]

Me personally, I would have shot it and killed my teammates before they did it to me

But that's me personally

[inland mantle]

Hmm

Sounds like aki killed you then

[pliant mirage]

Why aki

lmao

[inland mantle]

Bad teammate smh

[tawny hearth]

i would have simply befriended the burster with the gift of a fancy watch

(he still blows up tho he has no arms for the watch to go on)

[twin dirge]

I only kill bad people

And I play psyker

[inland mantle]

Lies

[rough verge]

Im playing recon veteran. Loving it rn

[tall grove]

Is there a lore reason that bloodhound’s fang is so awesome?

[gilded socket]

Pork ramen with spicy mayo soy sauce hoision and immitation crab

[rough verge]

I love being able to have worse aim than on plasma

Power sword is still my goat rn. Its just so satisfying

[twin dirge]

Cuz it's good

[twin dirge]

Tbh, share?

[tall grove]

I love it so much
Idc if it’s cheesing a lil
It’s awesome and feels amazing to use

[rough verge]

I have cupbop with Korean fried chicken and 10/10 spice

[tawny hearth]

a lil cheese is ok

[twin dirge]

Dawg I beat the game the first time dual wielding blasphemous blade and sword of milos

I can't hear about cheese

Full jump attack baby

[tall grove]

I beat the game first time dual wielding bleed twin blades with mimic tear lol

[twin dirge]

Claw talisman and the coat

[tawny hearth]

i use interesting summons when i play because the spirit summons are cool and i like fighting with them

[twin dirge]

I always ran 2 loadouts, summon the mimic and swap builds lmfao

[tawny hearth]

the hawk that buffs your attack is a great summon and can fit with some character builds themes

[gilded socket]

Nitro

[twin dirge]

You still have over a month go away

[gilded socket]

Jk

Lol

[twin dirge]

I outta assault you

With a rock

[tawny hearth]

i thought about doing that once for fun but it felt like waaaay more work then just like... fighting the boss

[gilded socket]

I oughta call a lawyer

[inland mantle]

Do it

[tall grove]

“N-no!! You can’t us summons and bleed builds! That’s cheesing!”
“I ain’t doing allat. Mimic tear”

[twin dirge]

I'ma stone you

[gilded socket]

Oh god i put too much spicy mayo lmfao

[fallen tree]

i would kill for anything spicy rn

[tall grove]

I beat the DLC with the dark moon greatsword tho

[tawny hearth]

lol the guy who made the game is bad at games, so the game is made so basically anyone can beat it, its more about the story and cool fights than anything else its weird that people act like the games need to be hard lol

[twin dirge]

I would kill rn

[tall grove]

True
Hype moments and aura trumps your dumb no bleed challenge run

[tawny hearth]

i beat the dlc with a faith build... it was... a mistake. super easy till the final boss

[twin dirge]

Twins, I did faith/int and mashed shit with discs till consort mashed me

[tall grove]

…like a holy damage build?
If so, I pray for your sanity to any god that will listen

[tawny hearth]

i mixed in some last min rot to squeak by at the end

[twin dirge]

Then we swapped to anspur and fingerprint shield

[wraith kraken]

Double Colossal Hammer Build

[tall grove]

I just called in someone named shrek to solo the twins and melania

[tawny hearth]

lol every souls game i do first run with fist weapons only then second run with faith holy damage builds because those were my first two characters in dark souls 1

[wraith kraken]

Faith builds were so much fun

[tall grove]

Holy damage build in Elden ring is the real challenge run

[tawny hearth]

my dlc run wasn't my second run at all, but i did my "second run" character for the dlc

[rough verge]

Just unlocked havok. Why is there no quickmatch?

Im only in h1

[wraith kraken]

Yeah bc 85% of the population of Elden Ring is resistant to holy lmfao

[twin dirge]

Quick match in havoc?

No

[tawny hearth]

for 99.9% of the dlc its actually easy mode, the main game you're right its rough, i just really like the holy damage spells in souls games

[rough verge]

The lightning spear spell is just sauce

[tall grove]

They eat faith builds and shit holy damage

[rough verge]

Is there a reason for that?

[twin dirge]

I'll mention, I one shot general hog rider with the lightning bottles before they nerfed em

Was super fun

[wraith kraken]

I hated that the dragon cantations were only good for PvP

[twin dirge]

Fuck that hog man, that fight took me like 26 attempts the first time

[rough verge]

Im just playing maelstrom for now. I hate lfging

[tawny hearth]

lol my build ended up being focused on a faith scaling brick hammer with sacred blade on it, i kept a couple ranged spells but mostly used sacred blade for that and buffed myself

[wraith kraken]

Imo the worst boss fight in ER

[tawny hearth]

fun build... not actually "good" tho

[rough verge]

Im not tryna hop on the mic, im tryna sing kanye terribly off tune

[twin dirge]

It's crazy that the crippled hog rider took me longer than promised consort

Absolutely wild

However, KLS is peak

[tawny hearth]

that is crazy, i 1 shot him with my faith build

[wraith kraken]

"I beat Promised Consort day one! 🤓 " - he says while hiding his shield-spear build.

[twin dirge]

I don't hide it

I used fingerprint and anspur baby

Fuck that bs

[tawny hearth]

promised consort took me... more than a couple sittings, probably the longest any boss took me in any souls game because faith build

[rough verge]

I could never get into elden ring tbh. Im both dogass and have 0 patience

[wraith kraken]

I don't know why, but Godfrey was the hardest boss for me to fight

but then he ended up being one of my favorites after I learned his moves.

It was the fucking variable timed grabs that he'd do.

I also learned you could jump over a lot of attacks due to the hitboxes

[tawny hearth]

he's a really fun fight, honestly elden ring in general has alot of the best fights in the series

yeah you can jump over ALOT of attacks

[tall grove]

I’m gonna actually go summonless for this run
While sure I’m gonna be using bloodhound’s fang, no summons will make it a match for my skill level

[wraith kraken]

There's attacks that don't look like you can jump over that you can actually jump over lmfao

[rough verge]

Am I throwing if I take smokes? Ive been using frags forever but I wanna switch it up

[wraith kraken]

Godfrey and the Fire Giant. Fuck the Fire Giant.

[tawny hearth]

i'm actually running a magic build for the first time, i'm using that giant rapier weapon... the giant epee or whatever its called

[inland mantle]

Not really

[tall grove]

I didn’t find fire giant that bad actually ngl

[wraith kraken]

First time around I was stuck on Fire Giant for 5 hours

[tawny hearth]

not at all, they are really good if you use them right because they basically make ranged swarms a non issue

[wraith kraken]

I think it was because my build was really bad and I was all over the place.

[rough verge]

Should I take the improve grenade node with the vape grenades

[tawny hearth]

its also easy to go there underleveled if you skip multiple optional things

[wraith kraken]

Yeah I def did that.

ER was my first experience fully playing through a soulsgame.

[hazy kestrel]

The delivery of FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS! cemented Godrick as one of my favorites just because of how memorable he is.

[wraith kraken]

Rammatra my boi

That VA is incredible.

[tawny hearth]

probably? but i don't know because i've only played with good smoke nade users and not actually used it

[tall grove]

Cool quote from fraudrick the shafted ngl

[wraith kraken]

Radahn has the best lore imo.

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[wraith kraken]

Dude was in hospice holding back the stars.

[tawny hearth]

ER is super unique in how often you can end up in places you REALLY shouldn't be at... its why they put that horse guy at the start that will just murder everyone, to teach you to walk in other directions

[tall grove]

Best character because he apparently got to kiss melania’s feet

[wraith kraken]

idc what anyone says. Ranni all the way.

[tall grove]

True

[hazy kestrel]

Best characters are clearly the helpful merchant fellows.

[wraith kraken]

The only maiden that actually loves you.

[tall grove]

No it’s obviously bok

[quaint moss]

hot spice

[tawny hearth]

dung eater is right there

[wraith kraken]

Crazy caca consumer

[hazy kestrel]

Millicent simps rise up!

[wraith kraken]

Millicent was also good

[tall grove]

Best character in the game btw

Nah I’m kidding it’s moore

Moore is easily the best character

[wraith kraken]

"Gimme the femboy" sir that is a child.

[rough verge]

So just use them to disable ranged needs?

Nerds

[tall grove]

That’s a god

[wraith kraken]

A 14 year old god.

[tawny hearth]

best character is the lost jelly fish spirit that you can bring to her sister

[tall grove]

Shiii you right

[wraith kraken]

Shit made me tear up ngl

[tall grove]

No it’s moore
All hail the very obviously autistic funny armoured man

[tawny hearth]

me too, i just finished upgrading her to max

[wraith kraken]

And the Albernac lady with her wolf

that shit made me cry

[tawny hearth]

i felt bad for patches in ER, i usually don't feel bad for patches

i liked the snake girl also

[tall grove]

I kill him for his cool armour

[wraith kraken]

Patches fuck around too much in any game he's in

[tall grove]

Baddest Elden ring charecter btw

[wraith kraken]

Snake girl? The one who eats Rykard?

prying brain for a snake girl

[tall grove]

Nah the other one
Rya

[wraith kraken]

Ahhh

[tawny hearth]

no the "daughter" i just like the story around her even if its very dark and sad, i think shes a good character

[wraith kraken]

her

[tall grove]

I think she’s hot

I’d hit

[wraith kraken]

I remember the first time I played I was like "bitch why you stanced up like that"

and then I found out why and was sad.

[gilded socket]

I fucking ruined my ramen so now im gonna crode

[wraith kraken]

I found that I had a very unpopular opinion in that Rykard was one of my favorite bosses

I get my shit lit up in the ER discord lol

[tall grove]

Awesome boss
Pure hype moments and aura

[wraith kraken]

Spoiler: it was all the GS and mage users.

[tawny hearth]

i actually love those gimick bosses but i get why people dont' like the "annual swing the gimmick weapon at the gimmick boss" fight... but rykard was the best version they've ever done

[wraith kraken]

Yeah

Rykard was sick af

With the charred body holding the Serpent Hunter

as if waiting for you.

Peak cinema.

Favorite boss fight of all time though gotta be BAAAAAAYLE

[tawny hearth]

i liked the optional madness guy in the dlc, the one whos head turns into a madness eye

[tall grove]

That was cool
Awesome cinematic

[wraith kraken]

Bayle didn't need a cutscene because the whole fight was the cutscene.

[tawny hearth]

its such a cool feeling fight

[wraith kraken]

I just hated that I had to fight 19 fucking dragons before getting to him.

[whole glade]

you can donate blood tho marks movie

[tall grove]

Just run past them vro

[tawny hearth]

i found him so late that the dragons on the mountains were like a victory lap

[wraith kraken]

He was the second boss I fought in the DLC by pure accident

[real forum]

Can someone help me do maelstrom mission I'm on ps5 psyker

[tawny hearth]

i messed up my story so bad, basically the only thing i did right was drink alot of the coma flowers juice

[wraith kraken]

Rellana's fight was roooooough

Cool ass boss though

She got did dirty

one of the coolest fucking fights ever.

[tall grove]

I like the part where her balls drop

[tawny hearth]

if you can't find anyone here there are looking for group channels in this discord that you might be able to find a group in

[wraith kraken]

She juggled me with her balls

[twin dirge]

Rellana and her twin moons, mmmm

[real forum]

@tawny hearth OK thank you

[wraith kraken]

I think my favorite gimmick build was the the rapid fire arrow build

[gilded socket]

AUGH

[wraith kraken]

Actually no

[twin dirge]

Me too honestly

[wraith kraken]

perfume whip build was my favorite

[tall grove]

I will say that the perma boob armour annoyed me
It meant that I couldn’t make it look cool on my male character
Wich sucks because it’s the coolest looking armour in the game

[wraith kraken]

Funniest weapon in the game is the throwing hammer

yeet this huge fucking hammer infinitely

[tall grove]

No it’s the severed finger weapon

[wraith kraken]

That too

They're like tied in terms of comical.

for me at least.

Worst boss in the DLC was either hog ridah or the giant finger spider thing.

[gilded socket]

Kms istg

[wraith kraken]

Dane's Footwork bringing Rock Lee to Elden Ring was cool though

[twin dirge]

I like the throwing hammer

I imagine the metal pipe sfx every time I brain someone with it

[sweet field]

did the heretics put something in the water supply again 90% of the pubs I played today I had no one moving together.

[atomic shore]

anybody down to run damnation? im trying to max my zealot

[sweet field]

sure how far away are you?

[gloomy void]

It should have been me!

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-helpmann-true-feel-that-thats-true-morgan-freeman-true-gif-15273165990450333551

[pliant mirage]

is there a way to disable joining matches mid-game?

[gilded socket]

Hey fibby

[gloomy void]

Hebbo

[gilded socket]

Hi

[gloomy void]

Trying the Fatmangus build

Very fun

[gilded socket]

Huh

[gloomy void]

All HP zealot

[gilded socket]

WOw

[tawny hearth]

i don't think so, but its more common to end up in fresh lobbies thankfully (outside of bad luck streaks)

[rough verge]

If you dont fw kbbq you not a real one

[twin flower]

Making me hongy

[nocturne bloom]

KBBQ is extremely hit or miss

Its either amazing or borderline poisonous

[twin flower]

Speaking from experience are you

I dont think I've properly tried kbbq thinking about it

[hazy kestrel]

Speaking of food poisoning, I remember one time when I was a young lad and tried Panda Express for the first time, and I order their Orange Chicken. I did not have a fun time in the bathroom for a few days, thanks to that.

And I haven’t eaten Panda Express since.

[nocturne bloom]

Burger King is the only place to ever make me sick

[hazy kestrel]

And then there was this other time at some pizza place that has since closed down that I tried some barbecue chicken pizza, I did not have a fun time with that either.

[atomic shore]

to being rank 30? cause like 4 lvls but i also need to finish damnation to access auric lmao

[hazy kestrel]

What’s your favorite zealot weapon?

[twin flower]

i dont explore restaurants much on my own unless theres someone i know that brings me to one

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a pizza place that hates me because for 4 years every time I order from them I buy ONLY French Fries and Moz sticks, then walk across the street to get a pizza

[twin flower]

why tho

[nocturne bloom]

Theres also a Thai place that I only order rice from, then walk 2 buildings down to a Thai Chili

[hazy kestrel]

It’s about sending a message, that their pizza is not good enough.

[tawny hearth]

i was a sickly child so i was like 12 before i had my first bite of pizza, i was allowed to eat pizza for my birthday and ate two entire pizzas and had the worst night of my life... but man do i love pizza

[atomic shore]

lmao havent been able to stick with one cause ive been doing all the masteries at the same time, im running a bum ahh laspistol i dont really care for but the heavy eviscerator is kinda creamy ngl

[hazy kestrel]

May I recommend the humble Crucis thunder hammer?

[atomic shore]

im trying to 100% the game inside and out

[nocturne bloom]

Im thinking of ordering a pizza tomorrow since the weather will be horrible

[twin flower]

Sheesh, Emperor be with you

[atomic shore]

perhaps

lemme look

[nocturne bloom]

Every food business in my state hates me

[hazy kestrel]

Throw some martyrdom in there with Fury or Shroudfield? Any bosses ya see will be gone in one to two charged heavy bonks.

[atomic shore]

ooo damn you right

hollup

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing is more satisfying than running up to a sleeping daemonhost and vibe checking it with a heavy backstab bonk.

[twin flower]

bosses looking bonkable

[hazy kestrel]

Health bar doesn’t even appear.

Reduced to dust

[twin flower]

dont even have my zeal to 30 yet

i get lazy

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a classic too.

[tawny hearth]

reenacting l4d2 witch encounters when you're holding the shotgun

[hazy kestrel]

Become a thammermaxxer, like me.

It’s fun

[hazy kestrel]

I’d win.

[atomic shore]

thats real, i love fighting deamonhosts on my arbie because i can solo the damn thing lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Simple as

[twin flower]

thammermaxxing it

should prolly look up builds for it

[atomic shore]

🔥

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

I played a few monstrosity maelstroms earlier today. My record is 10 boss kills.

So damn fun.

[nocturne bloom]

The amount of money im being paid for working next Saturday is insane

9 hours of time and a half, no tax taken

Shift differential

Its like, half a paycheck in a day

Im considering saving around $3000 to buy a 1911 from world war 1

[hazy kestrel]

You can buy a nice suit of armor for around that much.

[twin flower]

firearms collector?

[atomic shore]

🔥

[bronze wren]

I just know zanny is lurking in here

[nocturne bloom]

Eh. I paid 1700 for my python

[tawny hearth]

how would you even display arms that are on fire?

lol my jokes are getting too dumb tbh so i'm gonna go to bed

[tall grove]

Make them out of netherrack

[atomic shore]

https://tenor.com/view/papers-please-gif-23166870

ffs

[tawny hearth]

jack black is the answer to all of life's problems

[tall grove]

Flint and steel!

The nether!

Chicken jockey!

[somber stream]

Dang, i can't watch Anime without cringing at the line every 2-3 minutes now

[bronze wren]

Aint that part of the experience?

[somber stream]

Correct

[tall grove]

At what line?

[somber stream]

I used to think "Shoo koool"

[somber stream]

"Sentenced to be a Hero", give it a try

Very good animation and combat sequences

That is, if you can put up with the lines

[twin flower]

How many eps does it have now

[somber stream]

3 so far, but 1 hour long each

[twin flower]

oh real? I thought that was only for the first ep

[somber stream]

Im only at the first ep so idk lol

[twin flower]

oh

pretty not then

[tall grove]

Ngl the only anime I give a shit about is JJK and even then not enough to pay a subscription to watch seasons past one

[somber stream]

People sub to watch anime?

It just happen to be on Netflix for me

[tall grove]

Only the first season is on Netflix last I checked

[somber stream]

Frieren is pretty good

[twin flower]

Friefren friday

[somber stream]

Real lol

[blissful herald]

"You...You damn bastaaard!" Every time

[rough verge]

I think sub is the best in vibes terms

[blissful herald]

Frieren is probably the highest quality story in years at thisstage

[somber stream]

Dungeon Meshi

[jaunty path]

dungeon meshi is peak shutup

[blissful herald]

especially because there's very little fanservice. finally a fucking story that isn't "hurhur almost booba"

[twin flower]

Season 2 when

[jaunty path]

oh

a good opinion

[twin flower]

no one talked shit about dungeon meshi as well and you just reacted

[nocturne bloom]

Who's buying my old ram I got a 1911 to buy

[blissful herald]

ddr3?

[somber stream]

Selling RAM to buy gun in a darktide discord server

I love the future

[blissful herald]

truly This is America

[jaunty path]

You have like 20 guns

[nocturne bloom]

DDR5

[jaunty path]

@somber stream whos ur fav character in meshi

[blissful herald]

too new for my potato

[jaunty path]

mine is leos

[nocturne bloom]

I have close to 40

[jaunty path]

motherfucker

[somber stream]

Falin

[nocturne bloom]

Resell it

[jaunty path]

of course

I like leos cuz I relate

[twin flower]

Pre or Post Chimera

[somber stream]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Having taboo interests gets you stares

But like

Why was he getting hate tho

[somber stream]

Laios?

[jaunty path]

yea

he only wanted to eat monsters dawg

[somber stream]

Women go crazy for him, what are you on about lol

[quaint moss]

gun

[jaunty path]

I wouldve been the same way

[jaunty path]

In the damn show!!!

[quaint moss]

what show

[jaunty path]

Hes seen and treated like a total weirdo for eating monsters!

[jaunty path]

dungeon meshi

[somber stream]

I think i did a Falin fanart some years back

[drowsy lynx]

I like how the dwarf doesn't get the same stigma because he knows how to actually cook them

[nocturne bloom]

Dwarf mentioned, time to play drg

[twin flower]

Marcile tho

[tall grove]

Awesome maul arbie moment I got earlier
M maul: “do not regard my cyber-mastiff so. She doesn’t care for it.”
M agitator: “thou hath an uncanny attachment to thine metal hound.”
M maul: “choose your next words with care.”
M agitator: “[sigh] if only thou treatest thy comrades with similar affection…”

[fiery wave]

Gae.

[jaunty path]

playing on a

very funny tf2 server

a pretty niche one too

[twin flower]

theyre all funny

[jaunty path]

this one is uniquely funny

[tall grove]

Well yeah
Make agitator is the gayest personality

[jaunty path]

I haven't played on it in months I'm p sure

Played it on my old pc

so I gotta download the shit again.

[tall grove]

I just found it funny how the maul seems to genuinely like his cyber mastiff

[jaunty path]

Hes the only one showing a semblance of compassion

wait

no thats the authoritarian

[twin flower]

i remember someone had an idiot circle spray one time and 10 mins later it was just filled with scouts hitting each other with the fish melee

inside the circle spray

[tall grove]

Fatalist does too

[fiery wave]

Fatalist loves her doggo.

[tall grove]

Nah the maul said this
Wich is the funny part
It shows that under everything beats a still human heart
It’s just really, really, really deep down

[jaunty path]

Not surprising

people give more shits about animals than they do ppl lmao

[tall grove]

Fatalist pretends to be indifferent but baby talks their mastiff in secret
Maul does it openly
He’ll just kill you if you mock him for it

[tall grove]

Yeah but even still, it’s the maul arbitrator we’re talking about here

[tall grove]

Authoritarian does it in the open and doesn’t understand why people think it’s funny

[fiery wave]

Or just SPECIFIC things they like.

[fiery wave]

That still means she/they love their floofy goobers.

[tall grove]

He even referred to the mastiff as “she” rather than just calling them an “it”

[twin dirge]

Chat

Is alcohol the answer

[tall grove]

Yes

[twin dirge]

I got a lot of questions

[tall grove]

And driving

[twin flower]

No

[fiery wave]

Thus, rike.

[twin dirge]

Time to get drunk and drive thru a school zone

[tall grove]

Yeah
I just found it really funny that the maul of all people actually likes something
An animal, to be specific

[jaunty path]

ppl fuckin love animals

[fiery wave]

Because floofy goober.

[jaunty path]

esp in the cold fuck setting that is the imperium

[tall grove]

Yeah but the maul isn’t a person, he’s a minority grinder on legs

[hidden whale]

playing through space marine 2 again on the hardest difficulty

im doing a way better job of keeping the guardsmen alive lol

my first playthrough they were all dead every time

[tall grove]

Worst of luck gng

Praying on your downfall

[hidden whale]

???

what did I do to you lol

[tall grove]

Nothing

I don’t need a reason

[hidden whale]

not you too karien...

post mf I DARE YOU

[quaint moss]

car keys when

[hidden whale]

truly a mundane purpose

[tall grove]

The really mundane thing was the purpose we found along the way

[hidden whale]

you guys are just jealous because I made delicious chicken stew

and you cant have any

[tall grove]

Driving in my caaaaaar right after a beeeeer

[tall grove]

[quaint moss]

That buuuummmp is shaped like a deer

[tall grove]

DUI? How about you die?

[quaint moss]

lil did you know i filled up on gas

[tall grove]

ngl I don’t know any of the song past this point

[quaint moss]

its fine lol

[tall grove]

Driving in my truuuuukk roight after a rashunnn
Ey dat buuuuump is shaped loik a ‘eretic
Her-es-ey? How about you bleed?
I’ll drive a hundred miiiiiles an our

[quaint moss]

[quaint moss]

dear god

[jaunty path]

should i watch mlp

[somber stream]

Watch Happy Tree friends

[hidden whale]

watch Frieren

[fair bridge]

watch CSPAN if you like total ass torture

[twin dirge]

I like doing things

WOOOOOOO BABY

[fair bridge]

the sleet accumulates

if i die who will inherit my aquilas??

[jaunty path]

the government

[hidden whale]

I can handle those for you

:3

[gloomy void]

ME

[twin dirge]

Sometimes I stop and really ask myself, if anything of value will ever come out of my mouth, and honestly, the answer is no

[rough verge]

I be saying a whole lot but im really not saying anything

[gloomy void]

I need to be valuable for my words to also be

[twin dirge]

Real shit

I value myself

[tall grove]

L

[twin dirge]

I can still refund that nitro

LMFAO

[tall grove]

Get off your high horse and waste your life away like the rest of us

[timber elk]

starts mixing chemicals curiously

[tall grove]

Haha sometimes

[tall grove]

Perchance this will explode

[jaunty path]

starts farting loudly

[rough verge]

:[

[timber elk]

plays king of Leon- use somebody

a massive explosion happens as the lamb was flung into the air comically

[jaunty path]

grabs lamb

suplexes it

[timber elk]

dies

[amber delta]

My successful havoc mission crashed moments before the extraction for all 4 players at the same time thank you high calorie fish

[jaunty path]

functional

video game.

[timber elk]

comes back, gives missus the middle finger. Dies again

[jaunty path]

worship the devil

always.

[timber elk]

comes back to life again. Pulls out a bag of Fritos honey mustard bbq and starts munching

[jaunty path]

that reminds me

I do have a bag of uneaten doritos

should def sleep tho

[rough verge]

67

[timber elk]

A succulent meal

[marsh iris]

succ

[jovial mist]

What the fuck is going on?

[jaunty path]

I'm evil gassing.

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

I love being me

[gloomy void]

farts louder

[faint isle]

Good, since you werent given options

[jaunty path]

You dare challenge me..

bass boosted fart reverb

[gloomy void]

shits

ANGRILY

[daring urchin]

i've heard of a mod that lets you access everything without ever loading into the hub, does anyone know what it's called?

[stark bobcat]

Psyc ward

That one might be outdated there might be a newer one

Modding discord might have more resources

[daring urchin]

yeah, i couldn't find a modding channel here

[stark bobcat]

Community tab

Control f

Modding

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1042847554062262282

[daring urchin]

ty

[twin dirge]

Chat

Is it gay to like femboys

If you only like them for the fem part

And not the boy part

[rough verge]

So you like girls

[twin dirge]

I mean

Yeah

but id also do a feminine looking guy

Yk?

It's confusing

[rough verge]

You bi

You just like twinks

Based on the limited info you gave

[twin dirge]

I see

I've been diagnosed with gay!

In small quantities

[jaunty path]

You're attracted to femininity

Gynosexual headass

[twin dirge]

Idek what that means

[rough verge]

Me either

[twin dirge]

Can I be gyrosexual instead

I like gyros

[jaunty path]

Attraction to femininity

No you're not fucking gyros buddy

[twin dirge]

Well

I do like women

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

Mhm

[rough verge]

Just bang a dude

See how you geel about it

[twin dirge]

But that's gay

[jaunty path]

:3

[rough verge]

If youre wondering if youre gay or not

Youll find out by doing a guh

[twin dirge]

Hm

[rough verge]

Either you fw it and make another step towards accepting yourself

Or you dont and know you not gau

[jaunty path]

Make sure they douche though

You don't want a brown penis

[twin dirge]

Taking the browns to the super bowl fr

[rough verge]

I think itd be more applicable if you douched instead

(Someone get the reference)

(Please)

Type shi

[gloomy void]

[twin flower]

Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot

[pure swan]

Guys the historic snowstorm is here

It’s snowinggg!

[arctic shoal]

I will now take this out of context and post it in Darcycord

[twin dirge]

It's indeed frozen rain outside

I can't wait

[gloomy void]

Darcycord?

[arctic shoal]

[gloomy void]

What that

[arctic shoal]

Darcy discord for posting DARKTIDE general moments

And rants

[gloomy void]

Wah huh

[arctic shoal]

A lot of rants

[gloomy void]

Reminds me of helldivers gen 3 server

A friend of mine helped run it

[arctic shoal]

[gloomy void]

Went to shit tho

[arctic shoal]

hd2 moment

[gloomy void]

Lots of horny people in general

Like the no no kind of horny

[obtuse oak]

darcy is still around?

[stuck wasp]

Was it created by the Darcy ? The Veteran channel one ?

[fierce cave]

Protocol 4

[arctic shoal]

Nope

[fierce cave]

Say gex

[gilded socket]

Hi han

[twin dirge]

FUCK

I'm gonna scoop my own frontal cortex ngl

[gloomy void]

Not if I scoop it first

[gilded socket]

You can scoop up what’s left of my brain

[gloomy void]

looks at literally nothing

[gilded socket]

After i- man fuck you

[twin flower]

aw shih

[gloomy void]

headpats

[arctic shoal]

[twin dirge]

Think we can speed it up, I have sushi after this

[gloomy void]

Fine

pulls out comically large bazooka

I don’t need to scoop if there is nothing to scoop

[grave pumice]

man there is no quick play for damnation and up in australia.

[quaint moss]

only a spoonful

[twin dirge]

Real shit

[gilded socket]

Colony ship for sale, cheap

[twin dirge]

Exotic butters

[grave pumice]

fatshark i neeed this, my server is kinda barren, i live in heresy.

[quaint moss]

[fierce cave]

Yk what else is comically big

[gloomy void]

My depression

[twin dirge]

Hah

Haha

Funni

Penit jomke

[twin flower]

my college debt

[hidden whale]

the spoon imma use to get a scoop of your ice cream

[nocturne bloom]

my massive overwhelming ||personality||

[fierce cave]

Only a spoonful

[misty smelt]

its darktiding time

[gilded socket]

I hate not being able to sleep

[twin dirge]

Just sleep then

[twin flower]

eepy gummy bear pills

[twin dirge]

I like those

The sleepy bears go hard

[knotty terrace]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!

[twin flower]

helped with my insomnia fr

[twin flower]

Beebo no bapo

[somber stream]

Maiden in full plate armour

[twin flower]

Hawt

[somber stream]

Ikr?

[twin flower]

🤝

[twin dirge]

Glad we can all agree

[fierce cave]

Chat who wants to be my new best friend

[somber stream]

What happened to the last one

[fierce cave]

Dead

[somber stream]

Oh wait nvm

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

When did I die

Chat

What if

Banana

[twin flower]

let me do you one better

why banana

[slim flicker]

banana

rotate

[blissful herald]

For scale?

[astral basin]

Banana

[fierce cave]

[astral basin]

Swag what are you doing

[shy sandal]

The helmet stays on during hand holding sessions

[astral basin]

Why is there screaming