general-chat

[normal swift]

In my defense. In my defense. The bayonet charge feels like a really fast sprint and I was trying to get closer to attack it with the shovel.

[normal swift]

That sounds objectively worse. With the shovel's piercing attack>*

[fiery wave]

If you have a hellbore, you can make it 1 shot auric crushers.

Or 2 shot if you don't minmax.

[normal swift]

I straight up haven't figure that out. The highest I've played around with in Meat Grinder is Damnation.

[fiery wave]

Well, auric is just damns with cranked up spawn rates and no rest.

[normal swift]

I'm assuming it's trying to stack up on some of the stuff in the Talent tree and using Helbore Mk.IV?

[wooden creek]

Auric has its own health values for enemies now

[normal swift]

Oh. Hm.

[fiery wave]

Best ask Path and the rest. I personally don't use the hellbore but see the one-two shot before.

[fiery wave]

Oh, assume is higher. But guess it makes no diff if you can 1 tap auric, you totally can 1 tap damns.

[wooden creek]

Helbore gets its headshot damage buffed real high with marksman's focus, that's probably the biggest contributor

[normal swift]

I'll dig the searchbar for it or YTube it. I don't wanna ping the dude since going higher in difficulty or doing Havocs (especially with a Helbore) isn't really my interest.*

[twin flower]

Also does take a lot of accuracy from you playing helbore, only weap I get carpal tunnel from imo

[left swan]

that's why full auto mod comes it clutch lol

[twin flower]

Egh mods

[normal swift]

Found out my favorite pasttime is trying to charge up and hipfire targets at range since I have no reticle nor charge up indicator other than visual light cue and sound lmao.

But like. Controller thumbsticks. RIP wrists.

[left swan]

I get the sentiment, but there are mods that are good, and there are mods that are striahgt up cheats more or less lol, I steer clear from those

[fiery wave]

Trust me when I say this, most of the actually high skilled players on the server are happy to tell you stuff if you ask nicely. Don't fear them in that way.

[twin flower]

Fair

[left swan]

nothing wrong with not wanting your finger to fall off from clicking

[normal swift]

Ah, alright. I'll keep that in mind.

[twin flower]

I just prefer my games at vanilla most times

[left swan]

good thing about mods like that is that they never really break

[twin flower]

Hrmm, dont most of them break almost every update tho

every major one at least

[fiery wave]

But likely just generally asking in vet mains is enough if it's not in his pinned guide.

[left swan]

no, some mods that delve deep into the files do yes, but a lot of basic mods like Full-Auto don't, and they never break

I never had to update or take off that mod ever

[twin flower]

but yeah, I think I'd still prefer it vanilla, couldnt be bothered adding a mod in a game I play just once a day

I guess

[left swan]

i guess

[normal swift]

If I had to opportunity to download or create a mod. It'd be to lower or remove Hive Scum's stim pack's visual effect or whatever it is.

Legit cannot see anything past 10 meters on my end lmao.

[twin flower]

Rip

[fiery wave]

There is a mod for it.

Ask Hexis in Psyker mains how to do it.

[normal swift]

Lmfao

[jovial mist]

Real shit the only mods I like are the mods that get rid of the abysmal dogshit sights on 50% of weapons

[normal swift]

I don't think mods'll work for Xbox.

[jovial mist]

I'm issuing a public fatwa on their asses if they release another weapon without a sight

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah, back to complaining about lack of accessiblity.

[twin flower]

Prolly the most complaints I see people have is also this as well lmao

[normal swift]

I genuinely thought the Helbore's pistol sights were ass, but like. I saw gameplay of Helbores before 2025 and it's literally like. The scope mount for irons. That was sad as fuck.

[fiery wave]

You mean bistol mastery skin and new mark sights.

It karking lies to you.

[jovial mist]

It do be valid when console pubbies are like min ~50% of our pop 🥀 🥀 🥀

emperor bless

[fiery wave]

At least there's something now. Not great but... better than you know.

[normal swift]

Yeah lmao.

[jovial mist]

Bistol is abysmal dogshit, and the developer responsible needs to be tarred and feathered

[fiery wave]

I know. People deserve to have fun whatever they use to play games on.

[fiery wave]

It just needs damage buff hard.

[normal swift]

Bistol is Bolt Pistol?

[jovial mist]

Fatshark added a weakspot dependant marksman rifle with fucking iron sights

are they ensouled individuals

[fiery wave]

Mhm.

[jovial mist]

who did this?

bro the helbore has no flashlight, if its dark, fatshark intends for you to go fuck yourself

[prisma cypress]

[jovial mist]

canonically

[twin flower]

Weird its only on some weapons as well lmao

Well to be fair, we mostly dont get the Lights Out modifier I dont think

[normal swift]

I got the game around late December 2025 and was like. Damn. These irons sucks. Then I saw what older players dealt with and I never complained about it leversince* mfao.

[twin flower]

But when you do, oh boy

[fiery wave]

Because they cancelled weapon customisation.

[fierce cave]

Gaulk gaulk gaulk

Ah moment

The shark being fat

[twin flower]

Wb CAS lmao

[raven salmon]

older players got god melee helbore tho so win some lose some

[normal swift]

Did FS give any reason for that?

[jovial mist]

They gave the fucking kantrael lasguns 41st century holos, but the helbore, accatran, and literally every autogun (even the fucking counter-sniper one) gets dogshit irons from fucking 1914

[twin flower]

I think they mentioned they dont want the game being like CoD or some shit

[jovial mist]

40000 iq moment

[fiery wave]

Last I heard, it was something to do with illegal to mod weapons cos lore or so.

[arctic shoal]

Solo mode when

[raven salmon]

the two/three weeks where the helbore was insanely strong as a melee weapon was magical

[normal swift]

I'd argue 1911. Helbore's current irons are very reminiscent of M1911s.

[prisma cypress]

[normal swift]

Enlarged pistol irons.

[normal swift]

Ah.

[jovial mist]

Bruh, they slapped holos on weapons that are never shown with them though

[twin flower]

I heard differently from some peeps

[jovial mist]

Kantrael lasguns have no sights, let alone holos

[fiery wave]

You know the mess.

[twin flower]

about the whole weapon customizations anyway

[normal swift]

If they ever give Helbore a scope, I hope I can remove it because I'd rather run irons anyways.

[twin flower]

I guess theres a mod for it, but i did wish it was added as an option for the base game

[hidden whale]

but youre scary

[fiery wave]

Heck, the weapon customisation mod uses the remnants of the code for it

[hidden whale]

you stare if I say something suspicious...

[jovial mist]

Fatshark is 10,000 times better than AH, but brother they can do some questionable things

[hidden whale]

for example, I just busted my psyker and got warp EVERYWHERE

[fiery wave]

I'm not high skilled.

[hidden whale]

edged my (peril) too hard

[jovial mist]

I dont need customization, just get rid of the irons on weapons

Pls FS

[normal swift]

Nooooo...I need muh irons...

[jovial mist]

Pause.

[hidden whale]

too late

[jovial mist]

🥀

[normal swift]

Straight warped all over smh.

[twin flower]

he's warping it

[normal swift]

Straight poxbursting it.

[hidden whale]

I forced my greatsword too hard

[prisma cypress]

Weenor

[hidden whale]

[twin flower]

plasma'd too hard it cadia'd

[prisma cypress]

Karien I’m gonna rotate you 90 degrees

[normal swift]

How does one get the Convict role tag?

[twin flower]

One of the titles?

[normal swift]

I'd like to post a photo or clip in the future if I wanted to at least lol.

[twin flower]

Oh

Just keep chatting in discord

[stuck wasp]

Just need to talk enough to get it automatically.
Unless you have previously joined and left the discord

[twin flower]

Til your name turns red

[normal swift]

Ahh.

[prisma cypress]

You know what else it red

[fiery wave]

It's chatting activity based.

[twin flower]

My fellow guard on the floor

[normal swift]

Me after getting crushed.

wilted rose emote insert

[fiery wave]

No shout nor kraks, expected.

[normal swift]

Hah. Too META for me.

[twin flower]

You will be remembered

as corpse starch

[normal swift]

Only Shredder and uh.

[fiery wave]

Infiltrate?

[normal swift]

No.

[twin flower]

wats wrong with that

[normal swift]

I should actually make an Infiltrate one, though.

[fiery wave]

Cos Exe Stance is meta as well.

[normal swift]

That looks fun.

[twin flower]

dmg boost on shredders from infil actually noice

[jovial mist]

Bolter is so satisfying on arby

I wish I had more ammo

[normal swift]

Yeah, true.

[jovial mist]

🥀

[normal swift]

I don't even use Executioner's Stance much either.

[twin flower]

Depends on the weap for me but yeah i dont either

[normal swift]

Doing that when I wake up tbh.

[fiery wave]

I use it to walk in, lul.

[twin flower]

There ya go, got the red name already lmao

[normal swift]

Would probably fit my playstyle a lot better too. Having to do the objectives when too many hordes or revives around the bigger tanks.

Oh what lmfao.

Nice.

[fiery wave]

Is chat activity, he has been active, lmao.

We watched him lose virginity grey even.

[normal swift]

Awful lmfao.

[twin flower]

I mean I know?

doesnt take that long to get red as well imo

[fiery wave]

I guess. Gotta be careful with stealth in general. Aggro dumps suck.

[normal swift]

Aggro dumps?

[fiery wave]

Yeah.

[hidden whale]

and IM the sus one??

[fiery wave]

Going invis means your teammates get targeted by the shit on you.

You dumped your aggro on them.

[normal swift]

Ohh.

[twin flower]

The funny

[normal swift]

Now for my first clip drop lmao.

[hidden whale]

vermintide 2 has the handmaiden class who goes invisible and has revive pickup speed

[fiery wave]

Yeah.

[hidden whale]

so she both causes your down and picks you up faster

hilarious class

[normal swift]

That'd...honestly be kinda funny if I'm in a party of friends lmao.

[fiery wave]

Just awful in pubs though.

[twin flower]

Do it when you got a monstrosity on you

Even funnier

[normal swift]

I should be able to have my Talent Tree largely unchanged if I switch from ExeStance to Infil.

I really only use ExeStance when my squad can't find Hound nor PoxBurster or if it's a Fog/Blackout mission.

I really don't like using it that much other than it having a somewhat team support ability.

[normal swift]

I'll kite a nurgle to them and go Infil lmao.

[twin flower]

Fair, wish your ally kills help the exec stance uptime tho when its shared just for that one node

alas it doesnt so you have to compete for kills if you have that node on for exec if you want the stance to last longer

[normal swift]

Yeah, I think that would make it a lot more practical. Would seem broken, though.

[twin flower]

Maybe like a quarter of a second per kill

Not the full second or however much you get when its yours

on allies anyway

but thats just me

[normal swift]

A whole 5 seconds.

[normal swift]

Which is nice.

[fiery wave]

It adds 5 secs if you kill.

[normal swift]

But not nice when they all die before I kill them lmao.

[twin flower]

Thenkies

Yeah that

So that node basically just shoots you on the foot if you share the vision

[fiery wave]

Is why stealing kill from the vet with exestance sucks.

[normal swift]

Honestly, I prefer that to happen. Cause I tend to pop it when I'm fighting a horde and I hear a hound or pox.

Just helps the team out. Then again, it's not really what it's intended for.

[twin flower]

They should maybe just tweak it a bit more yeah

Have certain nodes for support that also doesnt just muck you up entirely

[normal swift]

Idk. Me knowing my larp is a detriment to the squad makes me use talents for what it is not designed for lmao.

[twin flower]

fair

[obtuse oak]

After 3 years of playing on GeForce Now because my potato rig couldn't run the game properly I have a real honest to God gaming PC at long last

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

[delicate kite]

im white

walter white

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I think white people have more chance to get cancer

So like

It's a nerf

[normal swift]

It's Nerf or nothing!

[hidden whale]

am I crazy or do darktide characters feeling stronger than Space Marine 2 characters

like... I feel I could handle WAY more shit with a darktide character

yet apparently Titus would hard diff them. or should

[delicate kite]

desculpe

[normal swift]

I want to say, yes...but we're not fighting Necros nor Tyranids.

[delicate kite]

eu so falo um poco portugese

[sleek harness]

Apparently the rejects can be the greatest of the greatest or the worse of the worse

[normal swift]

Nor Orcs and Taus.

[sleek harness]

Either way they are given strong weapons

Like a thunderhammer

[hidden whale]

I think its the fault of Toughness

like what even is that

[sleek harness]

Your will to not die

So you keep fighting even after getting hit

[normal swift]

2x 17% Toughness Curios users with their character missing 2x limbs and part of their head:

[sleek harness]

I had said this out of bullshit but this does actually make sense with the skills

[normal swift]

I do think it's funny that Rejects are doing..."Special Forces" type missions, though.

[sleek harness]

Like the shout and the emperor's cross

Basically it's just making you have the will to keep going

[normal swift]

That's very true.

[misty smelt]

Just had a psyker go down/die 8 times in damnation and at the end they go "Im so sorry yall im not ready for this difficulty" lmao

poor guy

[feral vessel]

The former is true. the latter not.

[feral vessel]

At least they're honest.

[sleek harness]

What

[normal swift]

Hohoh what lmfao.

[sleek harness]

Yeah I know, who is the weirdo that shave their thighs?

[normal swift]

I think it's funnier the reply sent me all the way up the chat lmao.

[feral vessel]

Try n' take a gander for like five cents.

[sleek harness]

Dude is answering things from yesterday

[sleek harness]

Are you thinking of meeting someone?

[feral vessel]

didn't have time to answer yesterday because I went to sleep.

[fiery wave]

DT is the better power fantasy... As long you aren't in havoc.

[feral vessel]

Darktide doesn't make much sense if you want to take it at face value. It is fun though.

[sleek harness]

I guess Nurgle is the weakest of chaos gods

[graceful fern]

To be fair, the enemies in DT are much lower level.

[sleek harness]

And so is it's followers

[feral vessel]

poxwalker screams can infect unsufficiently faithful imperial citizens

[trail bramble]

burgle

[normal swift]

I wonder if shooting an Orc is like shooting a Crusher on Malice. Would that make Krieg larp funner?

[sleek harness]

Basically we are fighting what is considered flies for the Astrates

[feral vessel]

single touch from a pogryn will give you 5 different immune system disorders and cause you to die in a few hours

[graceful fern]

Pretty much, that’s why astartes haven’t been sent.

[feral vessel]

Can Burgles, Pogryns and Spawns of Chaos be considered 'lower tier' though?

[graceful fern]

Even one tyranid warrior in lore can body a marine

[wanton vale]

gm

[sleek harness]

"This war is so fucking easy to win that we decided to not sent reinforcement to help you all, good luck."

[fiery wave]

Maybe decided to try it out of curiousity. Hilarity ensures.

[normal swift]

Wait. So. Atoma Prime isn't too much of a concern to the Senatorum?

[sleek harness]

I mean, I believe that we are fighting weaker versions because the cultists don't fucking know what they are doing and just spamming to quick summon

[normal swift]

I mean. The lore of the Mobian 6th answers itself here, nevermind.

[fiery wave]

All that matters is that it's fun imo.

[sleek harness]

Skavens in Vermintide should have killed the heroes long ago ngl

But they can't because main characters

[graceful fern]

In the big scale of things no not really

[daring panther]

The situation against chaos is so bad for the imperium of mankind that some of those monsters making an appearance on the field don't grab the attention of the astartes

[normal swift]

Yeah, I realized that given the whole Mobian 6th thing lol.

[sleek harness]

Nurgle got some better units

[normal swift]

Not concerning enough.

[sleek harness]

And it's using against the Astrates, not us

[feral vessel]

oh yeah for sure

Admonition has proven themselves incapable of being a proper cult a lot of times.

Most notably, the amount of failed daemonhosts they seem to dump around Tertium.

[graceful fern]

If it was just atoma, it would be a big concern but because entire systems are currently under attack it’s kind of give it to the inquisition the astartes are busy.

[daring panther]

If the rejects were only fighting monstrosities, then maybe a squad of astartes will be transferred

[sleek harness]

Yeah, Atoma is simple and easy to win compared to other planets in need of help from the Astrates

[feral vessel]

squatter comes up to me
'piss off'
i blow his head off
'NCR Infamy gained!'
NCR: Shunned; you have left a poor impression on the community

[sleek harness]

We just didn't win yet because the Moebian 6th joined the cultists

[normal swift]

I'm pretty new to WH. What is the difference between the Inquistion and Astertes? One's a uh...Internal Bureau and another's a proper public military branch?

[sleek harness]

The inquisition is basically the human units and the Astrates are thoses guys in Space Marine armor

So called Angels

Because they are powerful

[normal swift]

Like in Pariah Nexus, basically.

[feral vessel]

Inquisition are the folks keeping the Imperium from falling into itself because of internal strife.

Astartes are basically the marines of the Imperium

[normal swift]

Ah.

[sleek harness]

I feel like if we keep stalling the war Titus will personally come to Atoma and call us useless

Then kill everyone in just 13 days

[feral vessel]

When will Malum Caedo enter the picture again.

He can do it in two.

[normal swift]

So...The Imperium is collapsing in on itself?

[daring panther]

The Inquisition is the scalpel looking to remove heretical movements within and without the imperium before things become worse. Astartes are the specialized hammer when a situation on a planet has gone very wrong.

[feral vessel]

Obviously it is, compare how hard it is to keep modern nations unified and now scale it up to the size of the Imperium.

There's a thousand conflicting ideals and the Imperial Creed is trying to ducktape them all together through the Emperor.

[sleek harness]

Yeah, because humans are connected to the warp and keep using warp tunnel travel, so they keep bringing demons and chaos god attention

[normal swift]

That's the whole gist I'm getting out of what the Mobian 6th betrayal is.

[graceful fern]

Astartes are super soldiers belonging to a legion led by a primach (originally) a primarch being one of 21 super human sons of the emperor who acted as the main military force

Inquisition were a human organisation made after the Horus heresy civil war that killed most of the space marines. Basically made to combat xenos and route out corruption and when xenos or corruption are bad enough they can request help from the space marines.

Astartes are becoming more prevalent with the Primaris being made to rebuild the space marines, chapters and legions but they are still low numbered enough that human regiments and the inquisition deal with most lower to mid level threats

[sleek harness]

You know what, fuck you calls the unnamed Space Marine from Warhammer Boltgun

[normal swift]

I see.

[daring panther]

Emperor of Mankind's body is decaying and his presence on the golden throne is preventing a new warp rift from appearing on Terra.

[astral basin]

He has a name rat

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable

If he didn't had a name he would be cooler

[graceful fern]

It was until roboute guilliman returned (13th son of the emperor and ultramarines primarch) he fixed a lot of issues but it was still slowly falling until recently The Lion returned (First son of the emperor and primarch of The Dark Angels)

[winged oasis]

most lethal enemy

Vro i didnt even know they were called groaners

[sleek harness]

Okay you don't need to shove 30k and 40k lore down his throat

[graceful fern]

💀

[normal swift]

It's all good.

[subtle flicker]

when the fuck are you guys gonna bring solo with bots like all your other games have, like you talked about and promised?!?!?

[sleek harness]

Because they groan

Alot

[sleek harness]

Bots suck currently

Play online

You know

With people

[sleek harness]

[astral basin]

If I remember right, the inquisition was being organized in response to the heresy being brought to head
Big E wanted to make sure that things were still running kind of smooth in case the worst happened. “I wanted my sons to do this job, but it looks like that plan shit the bed”

[feral vessel]

big e is gonna stand up from the golden throne before fatshark adds bot solo

[normal swift]

So...The current...era of I guess...Space Marines 2 and Darktide is coinciding with each other and the
is basically a shell of its former self?

[sleek harness]

Tanner will create another controversy before Fatshark adds solo

[subtle flicker]

fuck that this community is a bunch of cunts. id rather play with bots

[graceful fern]

But yeah it is still falling, slower than before and depending on if those two Primarchs can work together and put their brotherly issues aside it might slow more but the story of the imperium will always be that of a decaying and dying empire.

[normal swift]

and the Astertes is a shell of its former self?*

[sleek harness]

Is someone going to ask him what is wrong orrrr

[graceful fern]

Oh they are happening at the same time

[graceful fern]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Well

Nobody gives a fuck

[graceful fern]

Obviously bro does if he’s asking

[fiery wave]

He just called the community cunts, IDK what he expects other than being ignored.

[sleek harness]

Nobody of us

[graceful fern]

Oh that guy

[astral basin]

You never know when events coincide in 40k
You have a whole thousand year stretch to stuff things in
But. As it stands. Darktide is mid-early, while sm2 is downright “current”

[normal swift]

Fuck me. You're telling me this is literally the meme, "No more brother wars"?

[daring panther]

We have Primaris Space Marines a new generation of Astartes, but overall you could say the Astartes is a shell of of its former self after the Horus Heresy

[graceful fern]

The entire civil war that destroyed the imperium was a massive brother brawl💀 9 vs 9 and their 9 vs 9 space marine legions

[feral vessel]

It's sorta hard to place these side to side, but SM2 is obviously indomitus crusade era, whereas Darktide is shortly after the fall of cadia.

[graceful fern]

The Primarchs can be incredibly immature

[feral vessel]

At least, I think it's relatively fresh at the time of the game.

[normal swift]

Actually cursed lmao.

[feral vessel]

Considering that everybody's still talking about it

[normal swift]

Ahh.

[sleek harness]

"this community sucks" proceeds to complain this to the community itself

[normal swift]

Makes sense.

[normal swift]

And background could be an Enlisted from Cadia...

[feral vessel]

Also notable is the fact that characters in Darktide talk about Guilliman's return and the Indomitus crusade.

[fiery wave]

It's one thing to bitch about specific parts of it but just blanketing... yeah.

[graceful fern]

His return is still very recent

[astral basin]

I dont know the timeline for cadia
Just that it went through 13 whole black crusades

[sleek harness]

40k

Obviously

We are in 41k

[feral vessel]

giga pussy abbadon had to throw a blackstone fortress at a fortress world after failing to defeat it with his legions of mutants

[graceful fern]

42k

[feral vessel]

43K when?

[sleek harness]

Already?

[feral vessel]

aren't we already in the 42nd millennium though

[graceful fern]

First couple years yeah we just ticked over

[feral vessel]

early 42nd

[sleek harness]

Imagine if the Emperor comes back before 50k

This would be so cool

[astral basin]

30k
Big e romps
Big e gets romped
40k
Post big e getting romped, waiting on 50k

[feral vessel]

grimdark consumers are already complaining that the setting is becoming too 'hopeful' for their tastes

having big e come back would fuck up GW entirely

(they'll still buy the plastic)

[normal swift]

So, with all that happening, there are brother wars and there are outside-of-this-realm forces such as the Necros and demons, as well as other evolutionary growing type factions like Orcs and Taus trying to destroy the Imperium all at the same time, making the whole...Nurgle thing a very small factor in the bigger picture?

[astral basin]

Big e coming back was never the plan
Him being a warp demon? Thats the plan

[daring panther]

Big E returns with a twist
problem solved

[sleek harness]

Imagine what they would say if T'au joined with the Imperium and became one big nation

Crazy right

Right...?

[normal swift]

I didn't include Mobian 6th treachery because that honestly seems the most normal thing to happen.

[graceful fern]

It would become the opposite

The Big E that returns would obviously be the dark king

[sleek harness]

Turns out Emperor comes back as a demon

And we kill him

And then we fuck the Imperium and we all die

[graceful fern]

Probably

[normal swift]

"For the demonhost!"?

[daring panther]

Chaos god by how many psykers are sacrificed per day

[graceful fern]

I doubt he even has the willpower anymore to fight off becoming the 5th chaos god again

[sleek harness]

We still don't have a chaos god of greed

[feral vessel]

The thing on Atoma is a very small thing.

It hasn't even gotten out of Tertiumhive.

[daring panther]

A serious theory is the Big E is a secret chaos god of decay

[feral vessel]

still rooting for the Star Child to become a relevant factor instead of just existing

[graceful fern]

It took him 10k years just to get off his chair psychically, banish Morty and burn nurgles garden, homie ain’t got the energy he had in his 30ks

[normal swift]

As in. Hasn't left the hive city?

[feral vessel]

Actually hasn't even left a secluded part of the hive.

[wooden creek]

Guilliman goes to fight the tau near Ultramar and the Emperor decides to look through him again and then he meets the tau goddess and they kiss 👉👈

[feral vessel]

last time I checked most of Tertium is still under loyalist control

[sleek harness]

For sure on 50k he will some insane things

[graceful fern]

The emperor immediately blowing himself and Terra up upon finding out he’s bald and lost his luscious black hair

[sleek harness]

Unless humanity all decide to serve Omnissiah of course

Because I am pretty sure that's the path we are going

Emperor doesn't come back

We all become cyborgs

[normal swift]

Wait what the fuck. So. We're basically fighting in a quarantine zone? Is that why there's always Mobian troops and Lemen Russes doing permimeter blocks and Scabs and Dregs doing patrols?

[feral vessel]

Uh huh, basically.

[astral basin]

So

• Necrons are inside this world issues. Suddenly a planet gets overrun by robo skeles bc they are a tomb world
• Orks are a fungas. They crop up wherever is funniest to fight
• Nids are from outside the galaxy? They will consume
• Tau are the Covenant, but they make their tech rather than reuse stolen relics. Communist federation stuffs.
• the aeldari come in two flavors, refugee warriors and drow style sadists
• Demons are flavored via chaos marines. See wh fantasy for more.

[normal swift]

I thought the whole planet got taken over and it's just small pockets of loyalists defending some infil drop zones.

[sleek harness]

I totally forgot the space elf people are in 40k

I thought they were just in Age of Sigmar

[graceful fern]

Nah we would just exterminatus the world at that point

It’s still a fight for control

[wooden creek]

You're forgetting the jesterclown elf flavour and the pirate elf flavour

[astral basin]

Neither the tau nor aeldari are at war with the imperium outside of “xenos bad” or “we must survive”

[daring panther]

Games Workshop also forgot about them

[feral vessel]

imperium is in a cold war of sorts

that sometimes turns hot.

[sleek harness]

They are least not going insane because they aren't made out of flesh anymore or need to consume worlds for a living

[feral vessel]

the only actual, constant war they're fighting is against the Tyranids and the Orks

[wooden creek]

and chaos

[sleek harness]

I don't think chaos god give a fuck to them

Only humans

[feral vessel]

chaos is more like an internal infection that's gnawing away at the imperium rather than an outside threat (unless in the case of Chaos space marines)

[astral basin]

The necrons is more of a “wrong planet to occupy” situation

[normal swift]

I'm genuinely mindfucked right now. We're basically doing riot-control on the scale of things lmfao. Fml.

[daring panther]

yeah

[astral basin]

Thats the point

[sleek harness]

The Imperium is fighting everyone and is still in the ring

He just won't die

[feral vessel]

You should've gotten the point when the Lord Inquisitor started to send penal soldiers to perform covert missions, ta?

[astral basin]

The supreme nuance of the imperium is that they are a resource management machine that is doing its best to survive, but always falls just short due to the people using said machine

[sleek harness]

You know, I like the 40k orks as a concept

[wooden creek]

Sure I get that, but there's enough fully chaos-controlled territory that it's practically a total war on top of that

[normal swift]

I did, but I expected it more to be of, the planet is 50% loss but can still be won back. Not, the planet is fine, but a Hive City has an infection.

[feral vessel]

even a single hive city being properly converted could spell disaster for the entire planet.

[wooden creek]

It is the capital of the Moebian Domain, it's a pretty important hive city

And whatever is going on is implied to have started in the city, rather than on Nox Alpha

[sleek harness]

This would be the time I would ramble about 40k orks being very old beings created by ancient extinct aliens that are so power that can change how something works

But I am lazy

[wooden creek]

The 6th's uprising being a symptom rather than the cause

[surreal ermine]

the 6th looked too cool and they knew they had to be bad guys because bad guys get the cooler armor

[daring panther]

uniforms made by Lugo Voss

[feral vessel]

counterpoint: Mag Enforcers

Or like any of the other paid cosmetics, I guess.

[astral basin]

The grand scale of the imperium?
Still just an overgrown cancer that can be cut out
Worst case scenario, we nuke it from orbit

[wooden creek]

It cut the galaxy in half, that's a pretty big cancer

[normal swift]

Nox Alpha would be...a Death World where the Moebian units is deployed to fight and they were recalled back to Atoma Prime to deal with the cultists but unknowingly were converted on Nox Alpha? Trying to tie in a video I saw with the in-game cutscene.

[feral vessel]

Necron pylons on Cadia did that by the way.

When in doubt, blame it on the xenos.

[feral vessel]

the 6th were converted on Nox Alpha out of desperation.
They came back to Tertium, pretending it was just a normal supply run, and then managed to cut out a part of the hive for themselves.

[wooden creek]

Nox Alpha is a death/demon world where the 6th got converted to chaos, they were then recalled to Atoma Prime to handle the Admonition uprising. They then positioned themselves on important positions before revealing that they were in cahoots with the cultists all along

[normal swift]

So...

...Did no one notice they're not Moebian infantry? I would expect them to notice...y'know. Scabs?

Fallout ghoul-lookin-ass.

[feral vessel]

I think you're confusing Admonition with the Moebian 6th.

[normal swift]

Or some magic that keeps them looking like regular Moebians and it disappears.

[feral vessel]

They're both nurglites, but the 6th is a Traitoris regiment, whereas the Admonition is a local cult that's been festering for a while.

For a fact;
Wolfer (leader of the 6th) has a 'strong dislike' of Admonition because they get in his way regularly, and also sorta have him on a leash.

[wooden creek]

Masks and helmets, also things get kinda fucked up on campaigns so I doubt shitty-looking gear would've raised too many eyebrows

Particularly not when there are cultists who need smashing

[astral basin]

Actually
From the lore perspective
Its not THAT bad
Higher diffs just means more suffering for the players, not genuine stuffs
Our beasts of nurgle are fledgling demons, and apparently few enough between that the ordos malleus hasnt been involved to help clean up the Ordos Hereticus’s mess
Same with daemon hosts being a rare enough practice
But. Admonitions goal IS to manifest something nasty so. Cant write too much off either

[normal swift]

Hm.

[wooden creek]

The 6th is apparently also a fairly famous regiment as far as Tertium is concerned, so that's another reason why they wouldn't immediately be suspected

Even with the ritual facial mutilation and scarring

[normal swift]

So, by the end of the campaign, would it be presumed that the 6th and the Admonition would have a falling out and would lead to newer DLCs or a new Darktide?

[alpine saffron]

he just shows up in the next novel with all 20 primarchs, all loyalists

[daring panther]

Malnourishment and mutations within the human DNA, although not enough to be heretical, could have masked the transformation

[wooden creek]

Wolfer is getting more fed up with the situation for sure

[astral basin]

A falling out? Im surprised that the 6th isnt subsumed by admonition
Or abandoned once we slap wolfer around

[lime beacon]

I hope wolffer turns into a loyalist again, then he can stand in the mourningstar with 2 whole voice lines and never show up in the game again

[wooden creek]

Since they also took one of his top lieutenants

[feral vessel]

The Three will meet is a particularly ambiguous line.

[wooden creek]

We'll see what happens, right now I'm not sure where else Wolfer could turn for support, or what other plans he has resources for.

[lime beacon]

tune in for the next map hint in 4 months

[wooden creek]

He's interested in the moebian steel, so that's something

[alpine saffron]

hey i got a question

how the hell are there so many of the moebian 6th?

like

[wooden creek]

Videogame

[lime beacon]

they conscripted a whole bunch of people

[alpine saffron]

dont captains have about 300 soldiers under their command

[alpine saffron]

whuh

[feral vessel]

It's a full-fledged Astra Militarum regiment.

[obtuse oak]

the moebian 6th originally numbered 50,000 soldiers, but we can only assume that they also started conscripting bodies once they claimed parts of tertium and began waging their war against the imperium

[daring panther]

Currently the latest mission prevented the revival of one of the karnak twins. Perhaps we were too late even though we interrupted the ritual in the cathedral.

[lime beacon]

They've recruited/forced a lot more into their ranks. But yes, if we were being realistic, we would've freed tertium by now lmao

[obtuse oak]

and the rest is just videogame logic.

we kill unrealistic numbers of enemies because otherwise the horde game wouldnt be fun

[normal swift]

Oh my god.

[obtuse oak]

and half of the enemies in any mission are dregs, not scabs

[alpine saffron]

it's something that pops up in my head in every single match

like

[obtuse oak]

those are like

[alpine saffron]

they should've been wiped out in one mission

[obtuse oak]

underhive admonition cultists

or something. but not moebians

[wooden creek]

I think someone pointed out sometime ago that they have mismatching regimental markers on some of their gear, we can assume that they've been able to loot some arms & armor shipments or warehouses and conscripted local populations as well to some degree

[normal swift]

So then. Krieg being a planet of soldiers is basically like. A Regiment would be larger than real life?

[obtuse oak]

oh and then there's all the poxwalkers and groaners who are mostly just citizens.

[normal swift]

I've never thought of that tbh.

[obtuse oak]

so out of the 2k enemies that we kill in a generic auric mission, i think maybe only like 500 of those will be moebian 6th.

[delicate vapor]

[alpine saffron]

i feel like they would be on the side of admonition than the moebian 6th

[normal swift]

doro

[feral vessel]

krieg are rather.. special in this regard

Don't laugh at them.

They're the Emperor's special boys.

[stuck wasp]

Also Groaner and Poxwalkers are just normal people that got rounded up and infected

[feral vessel]

overrated nikke

[normal swift]

That are...semi-conscious? Hungry, thirsty, etc?

[alpine saffron]

krieg are their own bag with that, they dont have to follow rules

they die too fast to follow em anyway

[normal swift]

Honestly a sad situation then.

[feral vessel]

Much worse than that;
Their minds are still their own, but their bodies are controlled by some Nurglite bullshit.

They can still talk, but can't control their own bodies.

[stuck wasp]

Yes, and they're afraid and sometime will ask the Player character for help

[feral vessel]

the only thing they can force out is pleads to be helped or begging for mercy

[normal swift]

Damn. That actually makes me sad lmao.

[alpine saffron]

i think with poxwalkers nurgle just doesnt care

[trail bramble]

they also pray to the emperor while idle

[alpine saffron]

cause they're infected against their will

[wooden creek]

Poxwalkers are mindless. Groaners still have some consciousness

[alpine saffron]

and didnt accept nurgle's blessings

[normal swift]

But it also makes it funny as fuck that the premise of Darktide is to defend yourself 😆

[daring panther]

In 40K, warp demons can be nanosize and in the forms of typical infections like bacteria and viruses

so you can think of those infected citizens being controlled by microscopic demons of nurgle

[fiery wave]

Sad the only salvation is death. Because Nurgle's bs.

[alpine saffron]

the premise of all of warhammer is "we have to defend ourselves" or "we have to defend ourselves in advance"

[trail bramble]

here's one for the loreheads
do you need to be in the warp for a Gellar field to work? Would installing a Gellar field in the city make it less daemony

[normal swift]

So. Death is the only escape. To which fits the 40k universe of the Emperor's will and all that?

[fiery wave]

Unless you ascend to daemonhood for another god or sainthood.

[feral vessel]

basically

If you're faithful enough you can apparently resist nurgle's stuff more.

[normal swift]

Now I don't feel too bad.

Man.

The only reason why I got into this whole thing was because some airsofters were playing the tabletop at a MilSim. Other than learning of Krieg early on while doing WWI research.

[fiery wave]

Is a reason the series is grim derp.

[normal swift]

The whole 40k theme is just summerized into cool, horrific, and over the top funny.

[fiery wave]

It's too over for grim dark anymore.

[elder merlin]

Its all ogre

[normal swift]

Love this name and your stupid comment lmfao

[feral vessel]

I write grimdark, too, but I try to make there be like, a tiny tinge of hope.

[elder merlin]

[normal swift]

Do you use an axe?

Please say yes.

[feral vessel]

Like, the horrific, oppressive Theocratic regime is actually trying to complete their promises, because they so ernestly believe that their faith is the correct one.

[elder merlin]

Man, i fucking wish they'd give me one for Ogryn

I want dual ap axes

[wooden creek]

Yesn't. I think similar types of technology exist and they work the same in principle, but they're not called gellar fields

[normal swift]

Ah, balls.

[wooden creek]

They're like, null-fields or something

[feral vessel]

just place a bunch of Sisters of Silence in the same hive city

[wooden creek]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/urgzcdwr/secret-level-warhammer-cool-details-you-might-have-missed/ number 11 might be of interest

[normal swift]

So. With all that has been mentioned. That basically means another planet is having the same situation as Atoma Prime and has its own Rejects fighting its own slightly different version of our enemies?

[astral basin]

In regards to any nurgle cultist
They surrender themselves to the pain and displeasure of being sick
You ever had an extremely high fever? The drunken feeling just trying to move while sick? That. But with parasites and infection overblown
If a nurglite ever realizes just how bad they have it? Living like that is its own torment, but nurgle specializes in parasites anyways its unlikely you can do anything about it

[feral vessel]

Nurgle blesses his followers (some of them) with resillience to pain.

Meaning they don't feel the horrible shit happening to them.

[feral vessel]

Probably? Grendyl's methods are somewhat unorthodox for an inquisitor.

[wooden creek]

Not really, Nox Alpha is a location in the Fringe Wars, which is the name the Moebian Domain uses for all the battles taking place at its borders. It's where they fight the ill-defined Darktide which is kind of an umbrella term for all the different threats out there.

[daring panther]

Penal legions exist in the Astra Militarum like the Savlar Chem Dogs

[thorn wedge]

I'm drunk,.I'm tired, and Ive never used.a.devil claw sword that didn't feel like shit

[wooden creek]

There seems to be a second hive city somewhere on Atoma which has something going on

[thorn wedge]

How do you devil claw likers run it

[astral basin]

That “resilience” can be a literal numbness to it
Mental exhaustion does a lot
Now the zombification? Thats all Grampy baby

[pliant mirage]

Is Scoreboard mod broken? Keep crashing

[Script Error]: [string "./../mods/scoreboard/scripts/mods/scoreboard/..."]:561: attempt to perform arithmetic on local 'max_ammo_clip' (a table value)

[wooden creek]

Given the size of the Imperium, there are probably tens of thousands of hive worlds out there facing their own chaos insurrections at any given time

[normal swift]

Oh?

[daring panther]

Darktide Modders server has an updated version

[wooden creek]

Sometimes our rejects will banter about hearing information about a second hive city that everyone says is lost, but actually still has things going on. They're usually immediately shut down by whatever character is handling the mission.

[feral vessel]

parry

Press V when an enemy is about to attack you.

[frail junco]

As I havent played for a bit - how good are Arbi/Hivescum compared to other classes? Are they worth getting (and if so, which one tends to perform better)?

[feral vessel]

Repeat until enemy is dead.

Works for everything.

[normal swift]

Ahh. I'll have to pay attention to that then.

[thorn wedge]

I get the parry is good

[dreamy cliff]

literally every darktide game today has been absolute dogshit

smh

[thorn wedge]

It the sword itself always feels bad/underpowered

[dreamy cliff]

its the weekend

[daring panther]

Arbites is noob friendly; Hive Scum is more fragile than Psyker if not played correctly

[thorn wedge]

Dueling sword parries

[normal swift]

I do like that a lot of lore is in the dialogues like in Titanfall (1, the best Titanfall).

[thorn wedge]

And it's dueling swoes

[wooden creek]

It should also be noted that a lot of information is deliberately kept away from our characters, so the banter is always potentially unreliable. Doing the Mortis Trials stuff at the Psykhanium will get you some "truer" lore, as it's other characters' memories leaking into the Trials.

[normal swift]

Oh. Huh.

[wooden creek]

Mainly related to their backstories, but there's some hints about future stuff

Sefoni gossiping in the meat grinder and the mortis trials memories is how we know there are aeldari present in Tertium, somewhere

[fiery wave]

Just accidental leaks.

[arctic tapir]

What is the diff between the Devil's claw marks?

[wooden creek]

Only the moveset, I think

[fiery wave]

Swing styles.

[arctic tapir]

neato

[wooden creek]

Me when I go to do some training and the psyker leaks redacted information straight into my head

[arctic tapir]

Welp, someone remembered me via my outfit, so I guess I am never changing it again

[fiery wave]

I mean, power incontinence.

[daring panther]

talk about headcanon
hehehehehe

[hidden whale]

guys im starting to wonder why psykers are allowed to have all the cool stuff

[feral vessel]

It's the Inquisition.

It's a ragtag group of people that have opposing ideas on what their actual goal is trying to save the Imperium.

Or destroy it.

again it can be either.

[hidden whale]

huh

I meant

I get a blaze force greatsword

which im realizing is by far the coolest weapon in the game

[feral vessel]

Well, it only works properly when wielded by a psyker.

In anyone elses' hands it's just a slightly heavier greatsword.

[daring panther]

cool drip in exchange of being potential walking bombs

[arctic tapir]

What triggers everyone in the hub shouting for the emperor?

[daring panther]

easter egg

[feral vessel]

zola

[daring panther]

dialogue

[hidden whale]

I am genuinely more of a danger to myself than the enemies

[feral vessel]

'Well, rejects, who do you fight for?'

[hidden whale]

I think my level 28 psyker has died once to enemies

the rest of my downs are me LOL

[faint charm]

gaem too hard

[daring panther]

Darktide psykers are cut-down versions of lore psykers such as not being able to spawn a greater demon should the warp overwhelm a psyker

[faint charm]

i want

easyhavoc

[hidden whale]

I just get confused on the max warp overload sometimes allowed me to vent and sometimes not

[faint charm]

r u sutpid

[hidden whale]

I constantly send myself to 100%, probably hundreds of times a match, and a couple times I die for it

[faint charm]

hmm

[hidden whale]

im guessing im timing the release of my charge too close to 99%

so I charge to 100% and release at 100% and die?

[faint charm]

maybe pray

or press V kery

[hidden whale]

;.;

[faint charm]

i stuoupid

[hidden whale]

yes

[faint charm]

many die

murdered a lot

[fiery wave]

You need to vent with shriek or gaze.

Or if you mean the 100% thing.

If you hit it from doing a peril attack, is fine. If you do another peril atk at 100, you fucked up.

[hidden whale]

I gooned too close to the sun...

is crystalline will a meme talent

or good somehow

[twin dirge]

It's goated

Bomb vest psyker is peak

[daring panther]

A meme and noob trap that teaches poor peril management. The explosion is a fart in the wind.

[twin dirge]

Regardless of those lies, strap a bomb vest on and give it to em good

[fiery wave]

Meme or noobtrap.

[twin dirge]

Y'all make me sad

[fiery wave]

You can roleplay a poxburster.

[hidden whale]

FINALLY

[fiery wave]

Just gotta suck at peril management.

[twin dirge]

All the real ones know bomb vest psyker is peak

[hidden whale]

ive been waiting to blow up all over my teammates explode

[hidden whale]

this may be the talent for me

[twin dirge]

To be fair you can always run just a dream and the one that makes it so you don't passive quell

Eat every attack

Do it

Explode all over them

Or assail, assail has always been good at making my head feel like it's about to pop

[dense pollen]

Reminder that you need to kill the special or elite with your explosion or you still go down

[hidden whale]

I leveled up with assail

[twin dirge]

You're telling me I can explode and not kill myself?

[hidden whale]

now that im close to 30 and wildfire kind... kills everything in an entire direction

[twin dirge]

I was just out here tryna kill people

[dense pollen]

It's not a good talent

[hidden whale]

btw I had a game with a smyker and two electrokinetic staves (I was one)

the screen was filled with lightning... except for when the smyker kept dying lol

I thought it was a stereotype until it happened... like rework outcast engineer in vermintide 2. delete the screen with busted class and then die from no fundies to trash wave

[daring panther]

the arc of a smyker

[hidden whale]

btw does smyker and inferno staff just win the game? whenever I play with an inferno they seem to melt everything in 2 seconds

one staggers and one melts? what even stops them

[dense pollen]

Peril, specials from behind, bosses

Getting shot

Smyker is very strong against anything its hitting but the players are kinda shit

[hidden whale]

surely the other two players could handle specials and boss

while these two psykers win the rest of the game

[dense pollen]

Lmao

[hidden whale]

actually im not sure now. I only got to havoc 25 and was already getting boss spammed.. twins, another champ, and a burgle

[dense pollen]

Dont trust your fellow operatives

[bronze wren]

🅱️ urgle

[fiery wave]

Only thing you can trust is youself.

[dense pollen]

I don't even trust myself

The cause of all my barrel deaths

[hidden whale]

dont trust in yourself

trust in the me that trusts in you

[faint charm]

you look like

a cat with a butter

how can trust

[hidden whale]

no u

[hidden whale]

I am

[faint charm]

very

not

smart

[fierce cave]

Chat

Kill that cat

[twin flower]

buh why

[wanton vale]

Don’t touch the cat!

[bronze wren]

Don’t the cat

[hidden whale]

the people have spoken

:3

[analog marsh]

E

[wanton vale]

A

[hidden whale]

sports

[twin flower]

suck

[wanton vale]

Tsunebjd game

[analog marsh]

lootboxes are in the game.

[twin dirge]

Alright time for sleep

[wanton vale]

Goodnight Aki

[wanton vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-cover-blanket-gif-13902513194897748059

Fucking gif

[alpine saffron]

me every match

[elder merlin]

Bake the catato

[alpine saffron]

it's cruel that i cant post stickers or gifs

[somber stream]

Yap more

[drowsy prawn]

posting gifs is the path down to the dark side
it's for the best 😌

[lime beacon]

[craggy marsh]

I'm having trouble finishing missions in Quickplay, usually on Damnation and Auric stuffs a huge mess.
Is it more recommended to play in Strike Teams or Quickplay for the higher diffs?

Seems every game ends in a bloodbath 😂

[charred onyx]

How in the world do I change actual char appearance?

[drowsy prawn]

barber shop 😏

[dull hamlet]

Down the hall to the far right facing away from the big map room

[wooden creek]

It's in one of the side rooms near the commissary and commodore's

[dire crane]

God why do people leave as soon as they go down, not even letting peoplw give us a chance to bring em up. Just played train and watched as all 3 teammates slowly left after they went down leaving me with 3 bots to fight the captain GAH

[worn halo]

Yeah ... sadly thats a problem thats never going away lol

[knotty terrace]

I genuinely don’t get this but how is it that sometimes the bots are better than actual players?

[worn halo]

You on malice lol ? That doesnt happen in Heresy or higher

[dire crane]

I kinda only ever use the bots as revive carnifexes

[dire crane]

Just happened on heresy

[worn halo]

Fun stuff ... I'm sorry for your pain then

[knotty terrace]

Nay I’m stuck on auric cause can’t find groups for havoc

[dire crane]

But yeah it doesnt help when all three of the bots kept getring launched off the map and I gotta pick em up incase I go down

[worn halo]

Havoc needs a godamn matchmaker for real

[marsh iris]

Are we even darktiding? huh?

[knotty terrace]

I’m all tuckered out from darktide for tonight

[marsh iris]

[dull hamlet]

We're the strongest!

[knotty terrace]

If I could play havoc I happily fucking would but as it stands OCE servers for havoc are D E A D everyone and there grandma is doing auric over here

[bronze wren]

My next addiction is going to be Balatro or Heroin, i can feel it

[dire crane]

Heroin is cheaper

[charred onyx]

Does character height have an affect on hitbox?

[dire crane]

Not enough to matter

[rare pulsar]

Maybe try party finder in a different zone.

Or go lfg channels

[charred onyx]

Okie making every char as small as possible then

[knotty terrace]

And have a shitty connection I’m good

[rare pulsar]

Dont make vet small

[charred onyx]

For shooting? Don't have him anyway

[rare pulsar]

Tall vet helps wirh shooting stuff

[charred onyx]

Will remember tho when I have him

Max height

[knotty terrace]

Bull dust surely you jest?

[rare pulsar]

No

Actually

It can help with shooting over cover etc.

[dire crane]

What are the different areas that are available for like ping and such, like NASA or OCE? Like im probably in NASA for being in north America but im not reallt sure the all the delineations

[rare pulsar]

Thats why ogryn is so nice to pick off specials

Cause u so tall

[next geyser]

Whenever havoc season resets does it do minus 10 from your havoc assignment or from the highest havoc you beat

[knotty terrace]

Side note I have a love hate relationship with the power falchion

Love it when it works fucking hate it when it overheats mid horde

[charred onyx]

A power falchion?

[charred onyx]

Ogryn is too tall

[knotty terrace]

Exclusive vet weapon

[dull hamlet]

Ogryn needs more weapons

[rare pulsar]

Btw how are groaners the most lethal enemy?!?

[untold kraken]

probably going for one of those don't go down penances

[rare pulsar]

That cant be right

[dire crane]

Still a dick move

[faint charm]

yay

havoc level 25

[fossil oasis]

Chat did you hear the news

They made Cow Tools real

[storm ember]

Watch out for a player named Hardcase he's the biggest piece of dogshit I've ever had the displeasure of playing with

[fossil oasis]

What class?

[storm ember]

Ogryn

[worn halo]

Though I agree with you, try not to witch hunt. Its in the cord rules.

[storm ember]

ion wanna incite nothin i'm just giving a heads up

[worn halo]

Report him and block him 😄 Feel ya

[worn halo]

🖖

[icy wedge]

are our hitboxes still bigger than they're suppoesd to be? or did fatshark fix that issue?

[paper walrus]

Any opinions on when we might get another event? I was hoping this past Thursday as has suggested by others but box silence from FS

Vox silence, lol

[bronze wren]

Probably in a month or two

[fierce cave]

Chat I'm alive

[royal cairn]

What would happen to me if I dropped a pebble on The Iron Hands feet ?

[bronze wren]

Mmmm iron feet

[storm ember]

they go WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA pee they pant

[royal cairn]

Would I get crushed for being clumsy ?

[fierce cave]

I'd crush you

[royal cairn]

😂

Genuine question can a dark tide squad kill a (thousand sons ) marine

[bronze wren]

I‘d be willing to bet my kneecaps that they could

[fierce cave]

How it feel when gaming with balls out

[royal cairn]

Can they actually 😂

[craggy marsh]

I move around too much on my chair for that to be comfortable

[royal cairn]

ogryn can grab the left leg

[storm ember]

theoretically they could kill anything just short of a primarch or greater demon

[fierce cave]

I adopt the femboy stance

[craggy marsh]

If I am being honest, I have no clue what that means

[bronze wren]

The what now

[fierce cave]

Lean back

Game in back

[storm ember]

if one is enough for a daemonhost you bet four rejects could knock out even a deathwatch astartes. one of em is basically two karnak twins in one

[bronze wren]

Conjoined, reanimated karnak twins

[royal cairn]

Would the Mutalith Vortex Beast sweep them off the map ?

[craggy marsh]

Is that a femboy stance???

[fierce cave]

Indeed

If you lay on your back your gay

[royal cairn]

What would gay look like with Warp influence?

[storm ember]

facing one of those would basically just be a map objective. they'll be fine

[royal cairn]

😂

[worn halo]

if your only go to slang term or insult is "gay" you are _______ ?

[storm ember]

slaanesh

[royal cairn]

Can marines poo in the dreadnought, what if they have a itch

[bronze wren]

Didnt Morrow kill a Flesh hound at some Point?

[storm ember]

no

[fierce cave]

Never said I wasn't

[royal cairn]

Mechanical grease down the crack how do they itch

[worn halo]

You have to fill in the blank dumbass lol

[fierce cave]

Well I cant

I no number

[worn halo]

you never shut your trap, and you can't answer that ? that is truly insane lol

[fierce cave]

I no know word

[royal cairn]

What would nurgle smell like ?

[fierce cave]

Me hablo esponol

Me no engais

[storm ember]

if we sent every guard in the astra militarum to prison for 5 seconds and then let them out, the Imperium would sweep

[royal cairn]

Is the AI still in disgust ?

[fierce cave]

Clanker

[royal cairn]

how many years of no development has the marines achieved ?

[royal cairn]

Offer salamanders some spaghetti

[fierce cave]

I love lizards dude

[royal cairn]

Is there a pet section on here I have 14 tarantulas , 2 scorpions and 1 snake

[fierce cave]

#zealot-class

Is what everyone uses

For shitposts etc

[woeful storm]

Hi all, newer player only played a few months but how long does it usually take fatshark to address and patch issues like the annoying shredder autopistol mastery thing?

[fierce cave]

7 months

[shy sandal]

I think they are still on break, expect patches to come out on feburary

[thick fog]

No they are not on break

They returned to the office weeks ago

[royal cairn]

Wyd it’s 2am you hear mutant charge sound while it’s having a shit

[thick fog]

They are just really slow and very silent about hotfixes

[woeful storm]

that's what i hear, wasn't trying to get my pitchfork out, just curious about that particular fix

[thick fog]

And FS also likes to do this thing of not addressing or forgetting about certain bugs for ages

[carmine steppe]

Damn why you have to be so mean

[shy sandal]

Thank God 10 Chambers exists, or swedish devs would have a really bad rep on the market

[thick fog]

wdym, swedish devs already have a bad rep

Fatshark is the one company that tries to do look less bad

[carmine steppe]

I only know like two

Larian is swedish right?

[thick fog]

belgium

[shy sandal]

No, they're belgium

[carmine steppe]

Close enough

[thick fog]

Starbreeze, Arrowhead and Mojang are the corrupted swedish devs

[carmine steppe]

Arrowhead is epic idk what you are talking about

[fierce cave]

Helldivers 2

[shy sandal]

Thank you Starbreeze for RKOing Sweden's credibility 💪

[fierce cave]

TONY BUILT THIS IN A CAVE

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

[carmine steppe]

Starbreeze dropped the ball hard with payday 3

[carmine steppe]

Literally this

[thick fog]

they keep dropping at every week

Outside of PD3

[shy sandal]

That phrase should be used for GTFO.

"ULF BUILT THIS IN A SHED, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS AND A DJ!"

[carmine steppe]

Starbreeze didn't expect for a lot of people to play Payday 3 the day of release, the servers collapsed and since it was an online only game you couldn't play it for like 4 entire days. It was a shit show 😭

[thick fog]

And the actual game is shit

[shy sandal]

I unironically like payday 3, that's the bad part.

I just didn't like skills 2.0

[thick fog]

and keep doubling down at every decision

[carmine steppe]

It wasn't that bad, it was just bland and boring

[thick fog]

what was the months ago game cancellation they did?

[ancient violet]

Everyone talks about payday 3

But I'm still at payday 0

[thick fog]

I think it was a online coop D&D game

[thick fog]

bro is in debt

[ancient violet]

Getting paid?

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, but they had no chance of making it

[shy sandal]

Project Baxter

[ancient violet]

Not on my watch

[shy sandal]

Top 5 chopped countries for game development

1. Sweden
   2.France
   3.France
   4.France
   5.Canada (American France)

[carmine steppe]

France only has one game

Expedition 33

[shy sandal]

Even when the stars align and they win every game award, they lose it just within a few weeks for using ai generated assets in development

[carmine steppe]

That whole ordeal was stupid and i think it might have been fabricated

[ancient violet]

As much as I hate the French

I would rather have E33 win anything over the "real" game awards having a "jiggle physics" category

[shy sandal]

Three games:
Assassin's Creed Black Flag, Assassin's Creed 2 and Expedition 33

[shy sandal]

... Dude what are you talking about?

[carmine steppe]

1 it was from the indie game awards (wtf was expedition 33 even there?)
2 everyone already knew about those assets when the game came out (it was a character background used as a placeholde and never meant to be seen in the full game)
3 why the fuck was expedition 33 at the indie game awards 😭

[shy sandal]

Who are you talking to?

[carmine steppe]

I think they just gave it the award and they forgot about the ai generated asset but at the same time, it was never meant to be seen in the game, they just forgot about it and changed it

[shy sandal]

Mfs be like, "Here's our poor little indie company, we have no support from AAA studios, but we believe in integrity over money"

Multi-billion company btw

[carmine steppe]

What?

[worn halo]

your ... mom ?

[shy sandal]

Literally CD Projekt RED 🥀

[carmine steppe]

Look they weren't that big but they did outsource

Like yeah I guess they are an indie company cause they are new and don't have that many employees

But they did pay another devs or company to outsource stuff for the game

[fierce cave]

HAAANKKK DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK

[carmine steppe]

What's wrong with C...oh

It's crazy that they released Cyberpunk in such a shitty state at first

[shy sandal]

Crunch is real

Prolly why GTA 6 got delayed so many times

[carmine steppe]

GTA 6 is not real

It never was

[faint isle]

How much VRAM resolution quality takes? I got 8gb so can i go from medium to high?

[rocky radish]

Try it and see what happens

That's the easiest way to find out

[forest mantle]

If my CPU is at 35-50% for Heresy (at 100fps), do you think It'd be fine for end game?

It's an i7-8700. Trying for stable 60fps (mostly) but I needa get a better gpu, but only need it for this game. So wanna know before I buy it

[narrow ledge]

MORE MAPS!!! PLEASE MORE MAPS!!! PLEASE MORE MAPS!!! PLEASE

the old basegame maps are so boring and subpar, i dont need new classes, weapons and maps

[carmine steppe]

You could try lowering the quality

[forest mantle]

Ye I just dont know if my CPU will make me drop to like 30 in end game since I've not gotten there yet

Assuming I am not GPU bound

[carmine steppe]

I mean you get to 100 fps?

[forest mantle]

Yeah but I am only in Heresy difficulty so not sure if end game would be too much for 60 on my cpu

[carmine steppe]

Just try going to the next difficulty

[forest mantle]

I think I am at like XV so I think I am close to the next one

[faint isle]

High resolution worked fine so far

[ancient violet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/saltierthankrayt/s/c425qCrVxL

[outer tartan]

Shit, I get crap performance, everything is on high, but no RT. It used to run at like 80fps, but now it runs like garbage around 40-50, sometimes dips down a bit more than that.

I only run one mod as well, just the NumericUI cause I can't live without the extra information it puts out on the screen. Especially the ammo counters for each person.

IDK why FS didn't think to do that in the first place instead of just the colored ammo icon indicating a general idea of what everyone has.

[faint isle]

There are also FPS enhancing mods

Like less VFX

[shy sandal]

Is that what that Lacari guy was playing?

Seriously, this mf won't leave my feed

[outer tartan]

I like the eye bleeding candy. I mean, I have a 5800x, 32gb ram, and an evga 3080TI. It should run just fine with my gsync monitor. Maybe I should just wipe the game off my system and redownload it for a fresh install.

[verbal hollow]

me and my friend keep trying to do quickplay aruric difficulty and we keep getting error code 9999 why? we've already restarted are games but it doesnt help

[outer tartan]

That or wipe my entire computer and restart it with a fresh install.

[timid geode]

Vizra Performance Fixes

Guide on steam

[outer tartan]

I'll check it out, thanks for the tip.

[timid geode]

The game will run and or look like doo doo no matter what otherwise

[delicate kite]

nuking a pc just for the game is a bit excessive imho

but i get the sentiment

[fiery wave]

Naw, yours is a gen older than mine. I get 32 FPS at times on high diff. Hell, a scum shows up and I go from 70~ to 20~

And that's on lower than low everything.

[outer tartan]

My install is running like dog shit for some reason lately, like I'm typing faster than the discord can plant the letters on the screen. I've been running this instal since before windows 11 so, it probably is time to do a wipe.

[fiery wave]

Because Chem Grenades is -40 FPS.

3060TI and like 32GB RAM.

It should be okay on low... But nope.

I can play Cyberpunk on med with a ton of mods with way better performance.

[outer tartan]

IDK why DT runs like garbage, everything else I play with RT turned on runs fine.

[fiery wave]

Extreme lack of optimisations.

[carmine steppe]

What is this?

[ancient violet]

That's a good question

[fiery wave]

Same story as Battleborn. Game barely runs on the avg PC.

[outer tartan]

I mean it used to run great, I'd still be getting ~60 in hoards of enemies on the screen and 80-90 just running around. It's just degraded over time, same scenario now and I'm lucky to get 30-40 when its busy.

I'm about to build a new computer with a 9950x3d, 64gb ram (I think I need another 64 for some things I do on the side) and transfering my 3080TI over.

DT will probably still run like shit lol.

[golden cloak]

Has anyone experienced issue with reloading or picking up ammo with scoreboard mod?

That causes CTD

[fiery wave]

It's just FS not optimising the game sadly.

[fiery wave]

Get the mod from the modder discord.

[golden cloak]

Could you link me to it

[outer tartan]

Have you installed the latest version of scoreboard? I used to use it but when the scum update came out that broke it.

[fiery wave]

There's an update there. I don't mod. You can find it in the communities thing.

[outer tartan]

Hang on, I have their discord, I'll link it

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[wanton vale]

I did a 1 hour mission, I couldn't see anything

[golden cloak]

was it lights out

[wanton vale]

when we found the way we all died

[golden cloak]

sounds like Lights out

[wanton vale]

Yes

I hate it

[outer tartan]

Man I love lights out, of course I change to a heavy stubber w/ the light on it when I'm playing on my ogryn...

[wanton vale]

the problem is when no one has a flashlight…

[golden cloak]

It kinda highlights customization problem with weapons

that DT never really addressed

[outer tartan]

True, I've been playing so long on DT that I generally know the correct direction on all the maps.

[cosmic burrow]

dt was supposed to have weapon modification

SUPPOSED

[fiery wave]

Still hard when you see a black screen for a good amount of it.

[wanton vale]

I've been playing DT for a short time

[outer tartan]

I wonder how a lights out would work on the escort the tank mission that came w/ scum. Could probably switch the skybox to Night Time, it's a very linear map with pretty much nowhere to go a wrong way.

[storm ember]

holy shit i was JUST thinking about that STOP READING MY MIND

[late compass]

what are the best blessings for the infantry autogun

[fallen grotto]

Hey fellas I got a lifelong meta question

How to ask the girl out

[storm ember]

Mobility. next question

[outer tartan]

This is very true, your short range flashlight that is always on in every mission barely lights up 20 decameters.

[fiery wave]

Dum dum death spitter.

On vraks.

[outer tartan]

I'm Mr. Creepy, I like to get into people's minds, bwahahahaha!