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You can nuke bosses with the stab attack but you lose basically no frontlining
doesn't scrier's gaze have like nigh-infinite uptime unless you're really irresponsible with your peril
Counterpoint: Thammer charged bonk sfx
Woe someone didnt let you thammer the captain
I hate that
it stays up for as long as you need basically, its actually kind of like rampage on scum but longer than scum
Darn team is too efficient lmao
like if theres enough things for you to need SG up it will stay up assuming you're doing things
And yet I also want efficient teammates…but not too efficient. 
@feral vessel how are you doing
I am doing excellent.
Have you beta-read that thing I sent you yet.
In it's entirety, mayhap?
You write?
why is fatshark always so late to everything, making a 2025 wrapped in nearly February lmao
Uh, yes, I do.
What type of fan fiction?
swedes
eaeting cinamon bunz
Is it Orks x Tau?
Wouldn't you want to know?
It is satisfying though
i forgot ;-;
Yea
I cannot name the name of the setting I make fanfiction of.
Weater boy? 😭
living in a different time period i swear
was being gay
But you don't lose dodging or horde clear effectiveness or basically any of the trade-offs of the THammer 
i am gay
Like, I might get yknow, deported by the Wardens to the nearest penal colony, if yk what I mean.
Why? I mean unless it's illegal
they are in their yearly odin sleep
State mandated vacations
If you really want to know, the most I'll say is that it's a setting most people use as wish/fantasy-fufillment, I think you can elaborate from that.
by Frost Wardens?
Thammer has trade-offs?
What heresy is this?
But it fun knocking ragers over with the thammer
does it have consistent rager stagger
You’re right, but to that I’ll say: you just gotta thammermaxx harder in order to nullify the thammer’s obvious weaknesses. 
i really love when a swarm of crushers and maulers come at you when you have a weapon that can just knock the whole bunch around till they slowly die of embarrassment
Honestly that just seems like a generic Isekai anime setting
It is.. sooo much more complicated than that.
its a mindset

Do you just want a fucken' link to the 'official' wiki (in the 'process' of being rewritten for the last 6 months)?
@carmine steppe
Is it the omega something universe?
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
No.
Damn I thought I was close
There are xenos that act very mean but simultaneously very kind to humans.
I will not elaborate further from that.
Uhhhh dune?
Nay.
Mass effect?
tsundere xenos
There aren’t sapient aliens in dune
that's not even a wish-fufillment setting dawg
Xcom?
okay
this might be a big hint
there's plant aliens!!
(oooo)
Uhhh Groot?
plants vs zombies
horus?
The baddies. The baddies are the plants.
I can only think of one setting that fits that and it’s so very niche it’s certainly not the answer
What mystery setting is this?
You're getting closer but still very far away.
Name it.
Shoot.
I don't know what your merit for 'niche' is.
diabeetus
I mean the discord only has like 3k members
never had a worm talk shit to you huh
Nah
Yeah okay, name it.
DO NOT TEMPT SHAI HULUD 
God I a befuddled
Nature of predators
Yeah didn’t think so lol
@jaunty path, you guys need a boss deleter?
What's AO3?
AO3? I love Age of Empires 3!
I just got on as well
hm? nah im not looking to group atm
fuckk
Rip
Ok 
How does this keep getting brought up?!
AND WHY DOES MISSUS ALWAYS ARRIVE AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME?
ooo
merp are you talking about plants again
Plant brained
Call pizza place
Only order fries

Yes.
I will still veherently deny any and all affinity I have for it.
Pun. Intended.
This might be the most chad-ful message this server has ever bore.
Why? Is it cringe?
Ask Missus.
At this point I think it's my time to shift the attention to her.
:3
meow
@jaunty path tf is bro waffling about?
car
Right after a beer
hey that bump
where would someone go to submit some sort of support request for this discord server
i got 2 go 4 da baffroom

, is shaped like a deer
ask grok
probably the modmail? its in the server list but i might be wrong there
merp is a dirty xenophile
Rain World Iterator IRL
Watch out, Grok is going to get himself rotten trying to circumvent his anti-woke taboo.
based when
did anybody had troubles with blurry texture? n omatter what I do they keep "breaking"
This is ~~true ~~ false.
for a while now actually
grok is this tru?
I blame things beyond my control for this.
Upscaling/AA?
He reads it for """the lore"""
Grooky
Only been playing this game some time after the Arbetis update, play like half a dozen builds on each class. But I think I've made a main build to use having so much fun with it.
How could I have known that one simple fucking google search out of curiosity is gonna dump me in the 2nd Ring of Hell.
don't see anything like that
hah
maybe I should just message one of the mods or smth
This is the will of the Lex 
you can verify your files if you've not already done it, but it could be some other setting to be fiddled with
Based so am I
But that explains nothing
'Least I dragged someone else down with me..
Some solace in that, ta?
Ive been down in hell way before you
“C’est la vie” said the old folks it goes to show you never can tell
in the server member list its right under the "wardens" which is the mods and the "hadron omega" thing
youve only added another to my collection
I only started reading AO3 a few years ago.
i CANT DROP SCREEN :/
Yes, you seem to like it. A lot.
Concerningly so, almost.
oh I see it now

do not tell him
Tell him
prevent disaster
Do it
Tell me
blessed is the mind too small for doubt
dats heavy, well nyway can i holla at cho girlfriend the 1 wit da big booty dat shake like its got shoxx
i gotta start pulling out the inquisition mottos
Something groovy I found recently the guy who made Judge Dread also made the Arbitrator 🤣
This is like saying that I play MGSV for the plot.
Quiet, my beloved.
am full of doubt
dont feel smarter tbf
If a plant girl offers your hand take it immediately without thinking
YESSS SCAN THEM
Why not?
Genuinely
Some gooner shit I would guess
RAPE/NON-CON
XENOPHILIA
NON-CONSENTUAL HRT/DRUGS
Nah I’m gonna have to think about it
Also again this answers nothing
you talking about the plot of pathfinder kingmaker?
@feral vessel Theres a fucking rimworld mod for it btw
WHAT?
Two of these sound way worse than the other
bruv I did not think youd just say it out fuckin right vro
ITS ON STEAM WORKSHOP HAHAHAHA
As Quiet has some photosynthesis healing nonsense, we can now qualify her as being a plant, yes?
jaw drop
Least fucked up thing said in gen chat tbh
this is a fucking daily occurence at this point
i gotta start working out or some shit
yes, my entire heart and more
the most disturbing part of this is...xenophilia...eugh.
That’s another reason why I like them, that guy is probably gonna use that concept every chance he gets ngl if it fits the narrative
xenophilia 😒
How the fuck would you write it otherwise, though?
cant imagine being a dirty xenophile
you can lift my girlfriend outta the bed, i caught myself a hernia tryin to the other day
WTH DID I JUST FUCKING READ
Yes
Brave New World style world state?
Of what???
You still have not told me wtf you’re waffling on about
The fuck is going on
missus just send them the link to the wiki via dm idk
This is all @tall grove fault.
mundane how old are you
Huh
I am speaking against my will.
That’s what I’m trying to figure out
Lore accurate
18 as of the 14th
damn you a youngin
she's about to ruin the beginning of your 18th year
you aren't tbh, the way you bring it up makes people wonder what you're talking about
Can I post builds somewhere?
I’m ngl I doubt it
Do you have any suggestions?
In one of the class chats yea
I'd love to be less fucking stupid and all.
Cheers
what would it take🤔
Idk lmao
Less stupid and gen chat dont mix
you could have just made a simple lie to satisfy people if you really didn't want to talk about it
i like the way you are :v friend
Gotta get out of here first
There was a lie, and it didn't work.
To me its not that bad
Should I lie better?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Okay I know what it is just based off the name
Yeah not my cup of tea but to each their own
Please tell me how to lie better.
lmfao
dance around the truth
Take the xenodrug NOW
then you don't have to talk to people about it, just say no instead of "hinting" over and over if you actually don't want to talk about it
you should not lie at all, you should ive your life in the truth like the emperor intended
I’m already a xenophile but I’m not into that stuff personally
I'll do that much, thank you for this guidance in my damned life, for now I shall begin penance and rise out of the grime and muck to arise to the Emperor's light.
Ave Imperator, and may all thou faithful be blessed.
hmmmmmmm favorite game removed from the store and all copies stop working
shoot me up doc
Anyways, should we talk about like, I dunno, Warhammer Lore now?
No
the forty-thousandth one, I mean.
Shoot me down nurse
mraow
morrow is BALD.
slightly based
Sure
40k xenos goonability tier list
robot goalieman should have stayed asleep
car, hi how day
Hit her with a car
Primarch Johnson knows what the ladies like
astartes would be able to resist it but with enough
transformer games fans live this life
True on both counts
One less ironically than the other
Eugh, alright..
1st place are definitely Tyrani-
I meant the Eldar, obviously.
Who the fuck would actually find tyranids attractive, haha?
i know

@feral vessel affini are humanities only fucking hope for a happy fucking life in 40k. THINK ABOUT IT.
THINK.
The Star Child?
1st place is tau
Second is eldar
Third Necrons
Tyranids can’t individually consent so that would be unethical
he sorrounds himself with sweaty men
WAAAAAAAAGH
i'm just glad i have devastation tbh
They all do
I was promised a giant norm emissary with boobs and thighs the size of an Astartes shoulder-to-shoulder.
Where is it, Grendyl?
some astartes are female?
Hatemace enema.
Again, not individually intelligent enough to consent
can i have this and the men :>
WHY
What about those cases when the 'nid is broken off from the hivemind, but isn't completely rabid?
serious question but are any male? i figured they removed those bits to make bleeding out harder or something
I mean even if they were, they wouldn’t be
Astartes aren’t men anymore, they’ve had their humanity stripped away from them, including their identities and what it means to be human
idk if they am have balls, i dont wanna now
So you're saying that Astartes are non-binary?
epsteins planet
Arch Warhammer will be hearing of this.
Then it’s still an animal
A non rabid animal is still an animal
Just so you know.
still gonna hit
no because i was talking about sex and not gender, they seem to all be men
I figured something like a neurolictor could be intelligent enough to come off as 'human'?
Even if they did calling them men would be innacurate
The codex does not support these actions brother
Intelligent? Sure
Sapient? No
Oh, yeah, well, if we're talking about sex as in your biology, then yeah the Astartes are just men.
the next line
but i am exicted
Not sure if they still have the necessary equipment to qualify post-gene-seed-modification, but I dunno.
i figured it would be a weakness removed lol
..should I scrap that femboy Neurolictor OC?
Probably.
...probably
Iirc someone in one of the books comments on their dihh size, lamenting that they don’t fuck
Yes
Make a water caste femboy instead
most coherent fluff in 40k
some authors greenlit by GW were uh... horny
theyve gotta have the smoothest thighs
T'au are cringe and broke Little Kitten's heart.
300 years of skin care
There shall be retribution.
Else femboy then
Or perhaps Necron
That one imperial fists thing
Okay, hear me out on this one.
No thanks
I know this might sound bad but-
holy shit a RAT
NECRONS ARE 10=10
I’m listening
anthro sona come to life?
You mean the ||Daemonculaba||?
@lethal socket
Skaven moment
tyranids are genetically engineered to be as tight as possible
Called in backup
Run that back?
And run it forward again.
Anthros???
Where????? 🤤
I AM THE ONE WHO ANTHROS!!
Tau :)
I would steal your liver but I am lazy right now
asblong as they dont neuter me ffs 
Just woke up
Which one do you want?
love me blue ladies who can crush my rib cage with her hooves
I have one inside of me and one in the freezer.
No that’s iron warriors
Imperial fists had a ritual where they ate shit
I figured both were valid candidates.
the freezer?
The one which causes the most amount of pain on you
I've been called a money-monger by some, so maybe having potential capital stolen would cause more pain than an unsafe organ transplant.
Well take it outta the freezer
i guess
Hooves?
thats why you cook it smh
yeah Tau have hooves????
Since when do Tau have fucking hooves?
yes
Since forever??
Since always
Wait a fucking second.
(multiple races)
So you brought a liver from the black market to change with your own liver
Tyranids also have hooves, yeah?
have you never assembled a tau model? never even seen one? they have HOOVES
With all due respect, I have ten Ork Commandos, Twenty Kriegsmen, Five Death Riders and One Space Marine.
Smh dont know their lore
understandable have a nice day
I believe I lack the necessary specialization.
I will NOT talk about the like 4k worth of models I have on my shelf
Basically they are the youngest faction on 40k because they evolved so fast
To properly goon to the alien, one must know their lore
As such I have researched the tau deeply
Real
Paws are cuter
I still need to start my first army 
the emperor would be proud
I too have researched tau deeply
'The more one will come to know the alien, the more one will come to understand the Genestealer cults.'
Also they want peace, but by killing everyone that is a threat to them or the warp
My tau oc has a lot of art :)
Oh Tau person
I love supporting artists
laugh at the tau for not having a warp presence
(they're immune to the horrors of the immaterium, significant disadvantage)
Imagine having money to spend on commissions
Couldn’t be me
The tqau do have psykic races in their empire!
and they very rarely have daemon incursions! I wonder why
If the Tau win and discovers that humans are causing the warp to be stronger you better pray
Prolly cus they don’t turbo torture everyone
chud
tau psykers when they feel me thrusting the warp
Shocker. its like daemons often get attracted to suffering, so psykers in a hellscape are easier targets
nah, the tau species don't have psykers.
HOWEVER
I'll veherently support the Imperium while acknowladging it's infinite list of flaws, and the fact that it's falling apart.
they have multiple psykic allies
Because they're humans.
It’s almost as if the imperium kinda sucks
like the Nicassar and Kroot
exactly how else do you know..... you know what im gonna stop there
Are thoses slaves or servants?
No
I thought I was a bad liar.
Everything 😛
So what they are
The etheral like advisors are literally psychic worm guys
Not in Farsight enclave (peak)
La-la-la, not listening, activating ogryn mode, luv me Emprah.
emprah protect
the life of the average gue'vesa is like infinitely better then the average imperium citizen
i need to go to sleep these late-night discord sessions are retroactively affecting my health
Weak
That's not a very high bar to jump, you know that?
Not a high bar
Like at all
The bar is in hell
what time is it for you merp
yeah, but when you clear it by going into the atmosphere
A little over half past ten.
That is NOT late
22:44 in germanistan
I have a strict sleeping schedule.
The Tau have dismantled hive cities and went 'hey, we are giving you good housing now, and also fixing the planet 😃 👍 '
I also have a tendency to sleep past midday if I go to sleep at midnight.
I mean the farsighted enclave does
It’s the only genuinely good faction iirc
Plus they have a red paint scheme
I like that
How can you say this, while being a human?
sounds like the perfect life tbh, 12 hours of gooning, 12 hours of sleep
I go to bed at 6am, wake up at 11am, go to work, repeat
How can you betray your race like this?
they give me food, and I have a reasonable work schedule
and I can still worship the emperor!
Alhamdulillah the Wochenende is here
Because the human race sucks
my tau OC is part of the enclaves fr fr
praise be allah
Should add 'misanthropes dni' to my bio.
'proud humanity cocksucker'
the benefits of worshipping the emperor still while having a good life
Xenos better
YIPPPEEE
Sigmar is the better god king anyway
I blame watching Avatar at an impressionable age.
To be the main cause of my occasional xenophobia
the Gue'vesa of the Tau empire are still permitted to worship the God Emperor
it is pretty neat
I blame the earlier mentioned nature of predators
It’s basically furry bait but the furries are aliens
Yeah I looked into that.
anyways, back I go to my silly horse game
Sounds interesting but I find that particular trope to be really overused in the topic of the whole 'humans are space orcs' genre.
Furrybait
so real for that tbh
I watched like two episodes of Umamusume.
This is Gold Ship, right?
I must continue to train the demon, the red menace. Golshi
It took me a bit too long to realise this when i was reading it.
Yeah, but I liked it, a good portion because humans don’t just steamroll everything
I'o'n like when humans are unstoppable killing machines, either.
I only realized it once i fell for the bait
I like me a bit of struggle, conflict.
i like the x series universe because the humans are just the guys who made everything worse like 4 times
Victory is born of the humble guardsman's valour! And the Emperor's favour, of course.
The actual irl gold ship is genuinely adorable
Meisho doto is my precious sweet daughter and she deserves all the happiness
Then you’d like NoP
They win through diplomacy, since they have one planet and only just discovered FTL
Is that not the horse that dropkicks people?
I always keep myself updated on Meisho Doto
do you think the emperor visited epsteins island on terra? 🤔
He would.

i blame them for being so pretty :3
Epstein's Island is probably a major inquisitorial fortress nowadays.
oh rip
what about dan schneider
he was even that guy who borrowed 5 bucks from you 10 years ago and never paid you back
Him too
He was Hitler
And became Hitler again in 30k

Because emps sucks
Comeback arc.
Sigmar forever
thigh pics when
Okay, but consider old man yaoi.
Do it for the reduced wind resistance
Idk show me
Typa shit that happens in jojo for some reason
sigma WHERE
Agnes yappyon
I am not posting thigh pics in the darktide server.
Trazyn and orikan
You would be greatly disappointed.
Going forward, I'd love to see some new ogryn guns that are more utility focused like a heavy flamer or lazgun
Who said anything about publicly

Coward
I figured that it would be as such for the added humility.
also do it, best that happens is you like it
Which you seem to enjoy inflicting upon people..
ogryn can't even count to utility tho
Where are your mod settings stored?
Thigh pics, my dms, pronto 🗣️
What are you looking for, though?
Like, the .txt file?
more fun guns would be nice tho
a person of taste 🍷
When my thighs are big enough maybe.
maybe
i dont have a femboy build yet
Your still here
need to put on some bulk
Didnt go to bed huh
Not the load order, the presumably text file/lua or whatever where the setting you made in-game are stored
eat McDonald
The body is weak but the spirit is strong.
Humans taste good
When you do send me pics too twin ✌️
Carry on
If they just tweaked a few of ogryns weapons so they'd be more usable
when i dont have insecurities about myself
one day
f
missus what are you doing here
Missus knows
are you back to taunt me
They've seen
unless dt modding is super uniform it would probably depend on the mod itself
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Is such a thing possible for anyone?
im just really fucking gay and pull it off
I smell xenophilia
Let's not, okay?
Per popular demand.
if you have anything to say to me take it to DMs please thanks
So about them Kroot 
PR disaster avoided.
Im gonna continue anyway cuz I'm bored
Lalallalallala
Merp how have you been today
I've felt better lately
are transcendant power 500 weapons the limit?
An unfathomable amount of planets
And unfathomable amount of aliens
And I will kiss them all
yuh
and they're supposed to get me through everything else in the late game
Erm, how do you describe that awful guilt when you do something you know you can't do because it's bad for you, but you still do it for some reason?
They are the current limit
“Can I use these Native American models as a kroot proxy?”
your devotion to the emperor is supposed to get you through the lategame
how do i bump the power level of curios
yeah, you'll usually want to find ones that have 60 in the least good stat (usually mobility and defense) and 80 in all the rest, and max out the blessings and stuff once you have max mastery in the weapon
You don't
You dont
You cant
You don't
Start gambling.
Lol
oh my god
Oh yea
is 400 the limit
No
I actually pulled a $40 card from a MTG pack
@hazy kestrel dawg this vet ain't it
gamble at the melkman and constantly check the armory

Lmao
Lock in
Bad habits?
like bro I'm literally handling everyone, why are you running away? 
It was fun deleting that host at 1 health though
Shame? Are you feeling shameful?
you can't but at max level you'll regularly be finding ones good enough to use at all levels, i've done h40s in 1% less than perfect curios forever
Psyker held on to that med stim forever
I would say it's shame.
Average party finder game
Not just guilt.
Awh, why?
I wanted to get to it but didn't see that one mauler in the corner
If I had that stim, I would've survived
New party? 
Yeah
I think it's mostly my high self-expectations.
I have a.. thing.
I was chilling at 1 health for ages lmao
Could I join?
the good news is, the game is very very very player skill based, so you don't really need to do any grinding to have top level stuff
if you feel guilty its bcoz you did something bad
Not cash money
Sure 
was hungry
sparkhead gonna get it in the mourningstar showers
Aight let me launch the game
I’ll be rusty since I’ve been playing vermintide 2 lately
'THERES A FUCKING BEAST OF NURGLE IN THE SHOWERS'
Probably the opposite, you'll be more careful when you don't need to be 
Also happy birthday, I saw earlier
That’s it, I’m letting the burgle eat them next time lmao.
hes pulling out his beast of nurgle 😭 ARBY SAVE ME

It was on the 14th
Thanks tho
Ground yourself. Its important for you. You're only beginning and making mistakes is important to learning and developing
evil birthday
Oh I know, it's just that I make a lot of mistakes and I forget to not repeat them sometimes.
Did that sound too edgy? I hope it didn't.
every day 1000 psykers need to get backshots in the throne room for the emperor to feed on their pleasure
No it didn't you goober
And nah I’m gonna get cooked
without the expectations, im just high
I would say that life itself is all about making mistakes pal. But we persist and learn regardless.
actual 40k lore probably
see 1st edition rogue trader
(there were toyotas on the battlefield)
still are if the ork player is funny enough
all my warhammer knowledge is from this depraved place 🤷
let there be backshots, live and learn behavior
Watch TTS.
500 silent trappers
Depraved, but accurate, mostly.
Megaarchnids r hot
Peak
text to speech ?
Giant spiders
and if i said smash
Xenos species
As in, If The Emperor Had A Text-To-Speech Device
You see, they call me a radical inquisitor, because I have unconventional methods.
IT TOO LATE, IM TOO POWERFUL
Such as unconventional methods of extracting information during interrogation, specifically targetted at xenos.
999 points of brain damage
brain bom

Do you have any Ibuprofen?
May the seas boil
Okay Horus. 
okay, guess there go my last 2 braincells then
honestly i think of that spider lady from lord of the rings
Lol
and your gonna pass???
Gnn
i thought you wanted to shave your thighs and post pictures
Lmfao
whor us
If only 😔
i just realized ive never shaved my legs
I’m def gonna throw @modest flume
We ball
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
peak
I’ll go psyker next round
i was gonna ask if there was a slot
What if we could have all talents at once
but i am also tired
In a special mode
We're already broken enough no
Yes
called the warp
your no fun
men
Makes the game boring shockly I like my hard tide games to stay atleast semi hard
Unpause
Yes
Sapien
sometimes i just lowk really fucking hate quickplay
Im anything but human
You are warpstone
thank you fatshark for dropping me in a game with quarter ammo and barely any health
Clearly
I’ve decided you are human
Damn
Therefore you are human
and half corruption while we're at it
semi hard?
You heard me

I loooooove it when im in a match with one other person and they ragequit
Lmao
Now i gotta deal with bots
bogs
Bogs
what diff
You are a bog
You too
i am a boy gaymer
The bog is coming
Heresy/damnation
i dont do auric
I wanna keep my sanity
The bog riders
boggggg rider
Boooooog riiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Play only auric
BOOOOOOOOG RIDER
Now
damnation is \bad/ for public lobbies unfortunately
Fuck you
No
No
hersey is fine though
i feel like auric is easier than damnation tbh, because in damnation i basically always need to carry but in auric is like a 1 in 4 that i need to
Play auric:((
Heresy and damnation forever
NO
DIE
ive ONLY BEEN DOING AURIC MAELSTROM
Kinda how tide games work tends to be the hardest difficulty is easier
auric is the same as damnation just with a bit extra, but its mostly the same as damnation
Good
I want you to he upset
Suffer
Ur family isn't safe
auric is easier because it has better teammates
Another day another attempt to get into Havoc
yeah the top of the normal difficulties tends to be the easiest to play at
You aren’t safe
Neither are your pets
Half the difficulty
I got none
5th modifer is teammates
Woae
Woae
hardest🤨
Sammich
poor turtle
Yea
was it cute
Mhm
Git gud vro
The trutle soup was yummy
I wasn't a good owner by any measure though
I can tell
Fuck you
Ima stay trash
am sad now
Get good
Morrow demands it
<: im the trash man
NOOOOOO
I WILL REMAIN
BAD AT THE GAME
I eat garbage
lol if you're comfy in damnation then you're plenty good enough for auric 
YOU CANT MAKE ME A GOOD PLAYER
honse
Too bad lock in
I REFUSE
NOOOOOOOOO
Tell me u dont play psyker 🙏
you've already become one, it was you the whole time, an auric player
I do zealot
I cant manage peril
:3 do you, be happy
NOOOOOOOOOOOIOO
You don't mangers peril
NOOOOOOO
if you play scriers gaze then peril is just a limit to your ult and you don't have to manage anything 
Locked, in🤨
your working a double shift
…
I dont play that way
*you’re
No risk no reward
Imma lock you in
and its wendy"s
Its all about the gamble
Your"re
Yru’ie*
eruoy
Turtles aren't really the easiest pets either
Gotta wax them shells and shit
my phone is scratched, makes it hard to type lol
Skill issue
Skill issue
Our brains are shrinking ⬆️
probably still couldn't tell with how fast i type
Haha sometimes
Hello gay
Hi
My brain has so many wrinkles it became smooth again

kola brain
Tell it not to do that ez
Nah, my intelligence is simply beyond the mortal coil
should i grab another energy drink
Yes
Smartest animal oat
Trust
Dont do that
"be careful those cookies make you wanna fuck dudes"
type of energy drink
Dont let them beat your ass
Just say no
They cant touch you without consent
Hello getting my ass beat in damnation
parry

Im Alpharius
Also use exe stance instead lol
True
Parrying is for wimps
Spam light and die in a blaze of glory
just be better smh
Unless you're planning on screaming a dh off a ledge
Sounds like a friday night to me
Friday?
Freddy?
🐻
Freddy fazballs?
Same but I'm just generally screaming
feddy freak falls
that's Mr Freddy Fazballs to you
Fozbears balls
Officer balls
Mr Fazballs
Why didnt we just deploy freddy to tertium like we did in Afghanistan
dear basketball
Too powerful
We still wanna be able to use tertium’s forges
Too powerful
True…
The hive city would be gone
Planet more like
Mmm love winter
Mmmmm i cant wait for summer to get here
Gonna be -12 where i am
Zamn
-26 c where I am
it smells funny when i fart 
I believe it
Is there a way to make sure my mod settings save in game?
It’ll be -30 c on the weekend here
Idk what that is in “freedom” units
-22 freedoms
its meant to get -22c where i'm at this weekend
Not that bad tbf
vro im special sniping so much my stub revolver ran out of amm
Be like that
nothing shocking for my area, a year or two ago we saw much worse for much longer
Wait to you play auric it's like 2x the spawns
Melee what you can and shoot the rest

-30 isn’t exactly shocking for my area either lol
Need global warming to nuke these cold temps
What kinda puppy?
For me pls
but doctor, these cold temps ARE the global warming
ehrm
Imma live on the sun at this rate
Wrong chat
if global warming is real how is it that we got the coldest winter yet
checkmate liburals
Embedded hates us
Damn
ironically enough this weapons specialist build im using snipes specialists better than my actual sniper build
Embed fails cant stop my lack of braincells
stub revolver mogs helbore lasgun in the one job it has
Burns down Western hemisphere
Your move Confederates
AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS, RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS. 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
nice
But it’s also a… eugh…
Charged weapon
Get good aim idk
Could always meme around with inf las gun I've seen that work wonders in h40
Don’t care
I wanna hold down the trigger and have everything in front of me die
Charging it up first feels awful
The only charged weapon I’ve ever liked was the doom eternal destroyer blade
i like watching people with helbore put new holes in crushers, because it works better than your brain wants to think it will
i like watching people bring the helbore in aurics when they obviously don't know how to use it
Just send a battalion of Kriegers to Tertium and they'll clean up this mess in no time
i love using the helbore full well knowing i cant hit headshots and watching as the weapon performs absolutely pitifully because of that
HOLY FUCK LOIS
i think it has a pretty big hitbox to hit heads
Winkles
🎵 Holy fuck I’m coming Lois 🎵
it seems to be a pretty big tube of a shot yeah
To the tune of that one undertale aong?
aong
GR YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS NOW
Hmm
hot
I think so yeah
As a rock I dont think I can
Mmmm sammwich
what's the saying uhhhh ladies first
You’d still go first
Jarvis, unshit my pant and shit his with my shit from my pant
Hmm
You’re first
Helloo
Goodbye
Mods mpreg this nerd
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Super mpreg
Mods give me an abortion
I dont want this kid
Too bad
: (
i too hate when shooters break the convention of 'clicking should fire the weapon, not do some other bullshit'
theres a mod that auto charges helbore when aiming however and i do actually enjoy the weapon under that condition, might be worth considering
“We do back alley libral abortions” said a darktide mod
Darktide mods have to pay off their college debt after they flunked their medical major
maybe they shouldn't have done their theses on male pregnancy
Gen chat
Nothing new here
They took a risk for science
They needed to know if we could mpreg fembogs
bog
fair
the bog has returned
borb
why not
Bob
boob
Boobs