general-chat

[quaint moss]

ah danggit

[astral jungle]

I ran it through the Officio Calculus Administratum, they relayed the records kept by the Archivum of the median average of Inquisitorial mission succesrates across all active campaigns.

[quaint moss]

i cant stop gambling

[sweet trail]

Its okay we'll get em next time

[hard crane]

brain so smooth I can use it to ski

[gilded socket]

CAS smooths my brian

[brave slate]

just send your money to me since itsgoing to dissapear anyway

[sweet trail]

Hank please

[tiny swift]

There are people who will sell your job aplication, data, just for 40-79$ dollars.

[lethal solstice]

Actually I just saw, 70% is waaaayyyyy above imperial average

[astral basin]

Pffffft some of you need to consider writing out resumes
Theres something magical about a place you have to be 40 hours a week under threat of being homeless

[tiny swift]

If you think, there is AI made out of you sadly.

[drowsy lynx]

that's not a bad deal you could make a living selling your own job application if you could find enough buyers

[little marten]

wAR

[gilded socket]

Hey NG

[little marten]

HEYY

[gilded socket]

Baldy

[astral basin]

That said
We all know what they say about magic

[little marten]

exposed me

[tiny swift]

looking amazing king

[fierce cave]

I sad

[dry merlin]

Bullshit. Because of me hundreds of operatives have completed the "Wars not over" penance.

[fierce cave]

You missed drama

[gilded socket]

Caught pants down

[astral basin]

NG
Lord of stank himself

[quaint moss]

i would rather eat it like a fucking steak

[little marten]

what happened lol

[fierce cave]

Nurgle

[gilded socket]

Pants down goonin

[fierce cave]

Wife cheated on me sent video

[tiny swift]

You can do anything and get money

[fierce cave]

Am sad

[little marten]

wait what

thats wild

[fierce cave]

Big drama

Happened yesterday

[little marten]

im sorry to hear that

[fierce cave]

Aka this morning

[sweet trail]

Hammer :)

[astral basin]

fucking christ axte deeper condolences

[quaint moss]

huh

[little marten]

why the harshness of it, were u guys arguing?

[fierce cave]

He doesn't know the lore

[fierce cave]

No

But

[tiny swift]

Ai will kill us in next 5-10 years. Honestly.

[fierce cave]

3 years

[sweet trail]

We will see

[little marten]

that sucks im sorry

[gilded socket]

REVEREND HORTON HEAAAATTTTTT

[sweet trail]

We will see

[little marten]

better than 30 years tho

[hard crane]

bouta be like that one basilisk conundrum

[sweet trail]

I wont allow it

[tiny swift]

There is already AI who is YOU

[fierce cave]

Yeah but you a guy

[dry merlin]

Horton Heat? You old.

[little marten]

no i meant 30 years of a bad relationship i just happen to also be that age

[drowsy lynx]

snorton sneat

[little marten]

id make a bad lesbian

[sweet trail]

It can pretend, it will never be me

[tiny swift]

Are we too stupid to be replaced?

[fierce cave]

A lebib

[sweet trail]

It could never thirstpost like I

[feral vessel]

my fav part about new vegas is the times when bugs randomly appear and you have to go down a small rabbithole to find a fix

[little marten]

do lesbians generally keep a good level of charge % on their mobiles?

[hard crane]

We’re the Wheatley core of AI

We keep it dumb as shit

[feral vessel]

Anyway, how is all doin'?

[tiny swift]

Woman posts, we bark hau hau

[quaint moss]

LOL

[astral basin]

Yeah ng shared his own situation last loloween

[fierce cave]

Always above 33

[quaint moss]

still want ma burger

[feral vessel]

I AM NOT A MORON!

[brave slate]

Nah, they need humans to shovel coal into the generators to power the datacenters

[dry merlin]

If stupidity equals safety, I'll live long past the Terminators putting yall in a wood chipper.

[tiny swift]

YOU'RE STUPID

[little marten]

whats the scoop

[quaint moss]

is that Halloween but lame

[bronze wren]

Stoopid

[feral vessel]

AI couldn't create Space Marine Mpreg by itself. This is proof that it is objectively inferior (in terms of creativity) to humans.

[tiny swift]

Being Dumb is a power perk

[quaint moss]

am good :3

[little marten]

jesus number 33

well i hope ur doing as ok as can be expected

[feral vessel]

oh hi maxime

[fierce cave]

No

[feral vessel]

wave

[fierce cave]

Cyanide pills

[drowsy lynx]

she did say she has a tub of ice cream so at least there's that

[fierce cave]

Looking appetizing

But icecream

[little marten]

more ice cream less cyanide

[tiny swift]

Wha's 24 - 19?

[fierce cave]

For now

[gilded socket]

I like old music via fallout

[fierce cave]

5

[bronze wren]

At least 3

[sweet trail]

Me bowing down to my irish space queen 🙏 (loose cannon)

[tiny swift]

youre too smart, banned

[river elbow]

I need that in Football Fields per Moon Landing.

[quaint moss]

i scream you scream
we all scream for cream

[fierce cave]

Maybe I live

Maybe I dont

[dry merlin]

Fallout is a gateway media to swing music and frank sinatra

[tiny swift]

24 - 19 is hard math problem.

[hard crane]

sorry best we got is gallons of oil per conspiracy theory

[tiny swift]

Don't laugh

[brave slate]

Just remember, if you die, the people you hate will outlive you.

[little marten]

personally stick with the ice cream dont miss out on the next season of FROM , with season 1 - 3 available now on Apple Tv!

[graceful hamlet]

When Fallout 67: 2 New Vegas

[dry merlin]

Oof. Thats deep

[fierce cave]

Holy sponsored ad

[bronze wren]

So if i hate myself i can live forever?

[little marten]

its a good show

[fierce cave]

I don't got Apple tv

[hard crane]

Live out of pure spite

[little marten]

i have a dodge box

[tiny swift]

I LOVE CORN, I was once at American car ralley

[little marten]

yet we still pay for prime and netflix?!!?

[tiny swift]

Corn and popcorn were amazing

[little marten]

am i actually a big fat stinky milky moo

[little marten]

did u win?

[tiny swift]

reported

[sweet trail]

Ai technically couldnt make anything itself, it isnt conscious, it doesn't understand

[river elbow]

Damn. Not even Washing Machines per Browning HP?

[sweet trail]

Well afawk

[tiny swift]

Bro I ate whole bar of corn

I won

[hard crane]

Sorry we ran out of those last week still waiting on more to arrive

[little marten]

like off the cob? raw?

[tiny swift]

it was cooked, like normal cornn

[fierce cave]

He deelthroated it

[dry merlin]

A "bar of corn"? Dude, I think you ate soap.

[fierce cave]

The gaulk gaulk 9000

[brave slate]

Amaizeing

[little marten]

oh u just ate the one corn then

i thought u were in a competition lol

[tiny swift]

how can i say it differently?

[quaint moss]

raw cob is wild

[bronze wren]

Imagine eating the cob

[dry merlin]

The other dude had it right. "Corn cob"

[brave slate]

a flock of corn

[little marten]

i think corn is initially a bushel of corn? then becomes a cob of corn, then is just sweetcorn

[tiny swift]

IT WAS TASTY

[little marten]

i dont know corn maths sorry 🙁

[tiny swift]

like pocorn

[dry merlin]

Corn flavored soap? It would sell in Iowa

[fierce cave]

Corn can become popcorn

[brave slate]

sin cornsin and tangent

[bronze wren]

This whole conversation is pretty… corny

[little marten]

🤯

trueeee

[dry merlin]

Flavored=Scented

[fierce cave]

Scented is flavour

[worn halo]

Corn offers no nutritional value other than sugar and trace starch 😛 its what killed the Mayans ... the common cold just finished them off.

[fierce cave]

You had it the wrong way

[tiny swift]

reported

[little marten]

if you put a cob of corn in the microwave does that all turn to popcorn?

[fierce cave]

@tiny swift @dry merlin should date

[dry merlin]

All though, there was this girl that smelled really good, but......

[tiny swift]

NO

[fierce cave]

The pink and green default pfp couple

[tiny swift]

I'M MANLY MAN

[bronze wren]

It turns to pop on the cob

[worn halo]

Corn has to be heat treated and dried before popping

[fierce cave]

Pink is women tho

[quaint moss]

yummy

[fierce cave]

Green is man

[little marten]

im getting conflicted answers

[brave slate]

Corn can be made into high fructose corn syrup. The second most american liquid after foreign oil

[quaint moss]

men WHERE

[tiny swift]

women are evil tho, and i'm not evil

[fierce cave]

@tiny swift

[little marten]

i like corn

[tiny swift]

SSSTOP

[little marten]

mash potatoes gravy and sweetcorn

best combo

[fierce cave]

I like p

[quaint moss]

[fierce cave]

I don't like people

What am I saying

[worn halo]

"I didn't eat any corn" - Fat Bastard

[tiny swift]

corn is amazing, but potatoes are better

[fierce cave]

I didn't eat the ram stick
Suspiciously ram shaped snake

[quaint moss]

lies of p, was a good game

[dry merlin]

Its cool. You can bottom for a German domination, and you'll be "straight"

[little marten]

sir a second corn has hit the cob

[fierce cave]

Mid game

[worn halo]

Potatoes can actually be digested by humans 😛 that helps

[tiny swift]

NO

[quaint moss]

i got bigger corns in my

[brave slate]

mash em boil em put em in a stew

[dry merlin]

Supposed to be dominatrix

[tiny swift]

why is nobody taking me seriously!

[fierce cave]

Because you so cute

[tiny swift]

I'M BIG MANLY POLISH MAN

[dry merlin]

Because you ate soap

[fierce cave]

Your like that bunny outta pets life

[quaint moss]

tbf i like darksouls 3 more (by a lot), my sister liked it so i support

[little marten]

mi casa kielbasa

[tiny swift]

once in my life bruh

[fierce cave]

He confirmed it

He ate soap

Bottom activities

[tiny swift]

nie wkuriwaj mnie stary, kiełbasa nie jest aż tak dobra

[brave slate]

kurwa

[little marten]

dobri

[tiny swift]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[dry merlin]

Soap eaters can still attend mass. All that other stuff....

[brave slate]

pierogi

thats all i know

[little marten]

bar of corn is pretty wild lol

[tiny swift]

r-reported

[little marten]

i like it

[quaint moss]

bottom WHERE

[fierce cave]

@quaint moss

[tiny swift]

HERE

[fierce cave]

He accepted the fact he's gay

[tiny swift]

bro you're bullying me non stop, at least give me tomato sauce

[quaint moss]

knew it

[brave slate]

a bar of corn,
a bushel of wheat,

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT GAY

[fierce cave]

I'll give you some of my special sauce

Open wide

Close your eyes

[tiny swift]

I'M STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE

I'M LIKE UBER STRAIGHT

[fierce cave]

That's a lie

[fierce cave]

Lies

[little marten]

can i get a bar of baked beans please

[fierce cave]

I got you gng

[hard crane]

I can give you a cube of baked beans

[brave slate]

you know whats straight? Spaghetti. Until it gets hot

[quaint moss]

hi not gay, my name is Alpharius

[little marten]

the.. cube.. i simply could not..

[dry merlin]

This gives me The Fear

[tiny swift]

all i can do is just cry

[fierce cave]

Unmanly activitys

[little marten]

imagine opening the wrapper on your bar of beans and they come oozing out of the rip

[tiny swift]

MANLY TEARS

[quaint moss]

frozen cold or hot

[little marten]

its a white wrapped too

[fierce cave]

Gay years

Tears

[tiny swift]

I'M PROPER MANLY MAN

[brave slate]

a real human bean and a real hero

[tiny swift]

s-stop!

[little marten]

fits easier when frozen

[fierce cave]

Lemme get a plate of soup

[quaint moss]

before there was time, there was the cube

[fierce cave]

Yeah you little twink

[brave slate]

we knownot where it came from

[fierce cave]

Put on the thigh hoghs

[little marten]

after you eat your pizza bowl

[tiny swift]

I'm going to bite you

[fierce cave]

Aw man

[drowsy lynx]

is this baked beans in the form of a bar like a candy bar or baked beans served at a bar like alcohol

[quaint moss]

in your throat

[fierce cave]

Im into that shit

Do it

[hard crane]

Ah yes the tungsten steel cube, curer of mortality

[dry merlin]

The German dominatrix is still an option

[tiny swift]

I'm sorry

[little marten]

its a measurement

[fierce cave]

Do it

DO IT

[drowsy lynx]

or possibly some lines of rap regarding baked beans

[little marten]

daddy?

[tiny swift]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAH RAAAH RAAH

[quaint moss]

son?

[fierce cave]

Uncle?

[little marten]

dammit stepdaddy

[tiny swift]

BEANS

[little marten]

you thawed my beans

[drowsy lynx]

beants

[quaint moss]

bean hammer 40

[drowsy lynx]

beans + cheese, the classic combo

[quaint moss]

nephew?

[brave slate]

theres vomit on his jeans,
moms baked beans

[little marten]

40k but instead of warp magic being purple coloured its baked beans

[dry merlin]

If someone offered me a bean and cheese burrito and baked beans were in it.....VIOLENCE!!!

[fierce cave]

Don't come within 6 feet of me
Im in a school zone

[drowsy lynx]

britain in shambles

[fierce cave]

Your banned from them remember

[fierce cave]

W burrito

[quaint moss]

you know who else

MY MOM

[fierce cave]

What did she do to be a registered sex offender

[tiny swift]

you eat spagetti without garlic

don't talk

[quaint moss]

learned how to juju on the beat

[fierce cave]

Like mother like son

[fierce cave]

You eat dick without lube

Don't talk

[tiny swift]

oi oi

[fierce cave]

Im right tho

[tiny swift]

throat hurts tho after it

[fierce cave]

@quaint moss

You can have him

Touch him

[tiny swift]

BRO

[quaint moss]

you eat lube?

[fierce cave]

Nope

[tiny swift]

GARLIC IS KING

[fierce cave]

King is garlic

[quaint moss]

6kg lifting twink?🤔

[tiny swift]

oi oi

[fierce cave]

Think of the grip

Of that bussy

[daring urchin]

is Melk's VA the same as Bardin from VT?

[tiny swift]

6kg is hard as hell

[daring urchin]

sounds super similar

[fierce cave]

More default pfps

FREE ME

[fierce cave]

Hello rainworld enjoyer

[daring urchin]

for a sec i thought "how the hell did you know"

[fierce cave]

Im you

[daring urchin]

forgot about the server tags

[fierce cave]

Your mi

[little marten]

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Tin of Beans. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible beans. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Beanology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are baked every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his tinned state, the Emperor continues his eternal baking. Mighty beanfleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Beanonomican, the psychic manifestation of baked beans. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Fartstartes, the Space Marines, bio-beangineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Beanquisition and the tinning-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse. Beans.

To be bean lover in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most beany regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only beans. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the baking of beans.

[fierce cave]

Click on someone's profile

It gives mutual servers

And mural friends

[quaint moss]

[daring urchin]

it was further complicated by the fact that my YT pfp is a scug

[quaint moss]

i agree

[daring urchin]

so i'm used to people in YT comments recognising it

[fierce cave]

Weak

[tiny swift]

you slurp tomato sauce

[fierce cave]

Im spaghetti

[fierce cave]

You slurp coom

We are not the same

[quaint moss]

no i meant hard

[tiny swift]

bro

[quaint moss]

smh

[fierce cave]

Exposing his secrets

One by one

[drowsy lynx]

quality beanpost

[quaint moss]

anyways am watching puzzle game

[tiny swift]

i can't say C word, without getting discord notification lol

[feral vessel]

i think i could do a pretty good recital of the 40k intro monologue thing

[tiny swift]

it's not that tasty! and it's sticky

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[quaint moss]

why you eating it

[feral vessel]

tell me

[quaint moss]

this is very true merp

[tiny swift]

I'm not

[fierce cave]

Gay

[feral vessel]

what should be the name of an immortal government agent

[fierce cave]

Gay

Gayboi

Wee woo

Sound the twink alarm

[quaint moss]

bob

[feral vessel]

or like, the same consciousness of the same agent copied onto fifty different bodies over fifty different millennia

[quaint moss]

twinkie

[fierce cave]

Frank horrigan

[brave slate]

The beanforcer

[tiny swift]

I'm happy you're so happy in your life.

[feral vessel]

twinks are the reason why i started to work out my legs for fucks sake

[fierce cave]

You homosexuality

[quaint moss]

bail thesis

[feral vessel]

i might keep frank

[quaint moss]

you are a twink

[fierce cave]

Thigh pic? 👉👈

[feral vessel]

I have not shaved my legs ever.

[quaint moss]

you merely adopted the twink batman

[feral vessel]

That would not be a good idea

[tiny swift]

keep scraming at me, let it out

[fierce cave]

Start today

From 19:99

[feral vessel]

yeah no i might

[quaint moss]

@tiny swift was born in it, molded by it

[feral vessel]

i might start to shave my legs

might look fucking horrible

[fierce cave]

If you do

Hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper

[quaint moss]

thigh pics in the year 2026

[feral vessel]

there will be a time

[fierce cave]

I have taste

[feral vessel]

when the merp is finally in a state i'm satisfied with

[tiny swift]

Cool ass Spag is just sad homosexual looking for validation, and bullying others. Or maybe i'm wrong

[feral vessel]

Are you shunning a person whom is attracted to the lower part of the body?

not all of us like tits smh

[brave slate]

The only reason someone should shave their legs is to improve aerodynamics

[quaint moss]

no am curious

want to see raaaaa

[feral vessel]

maybe i dont like looking like bigfoot below the waist idk 😭

[tiny swift]

Goon to anything

[quaint moss]

"you eat babies"

[feral vessel]

no correlation

[quaint moss]

(red dead)

[tiny swift]

Aren't we all? until our own mindest is developed?

[quaint moss]

twinkus winkus

[drowsy lynx]

An open mind is like a fortress, with its gates unbarred and unguarded

[tiny swift]

We can be worst of humanity, but if we're okay and cool, it's all gone

[feral vessel]

i saw someone with 13 hours of screentime say this

(daily)

[quaint moss]

what if it is

[fierce cave]

So is my hole

Sun tzu

[drowsy lynx]

It's a quote from isador, the blood ravens librarian in the original dawn of war

[tiny swift]

invisi gal was right, sadly

[drowsy lynx]

Wow relatable

[quaint moss]

a wise scholar of sorts

[drowsy lynx]

[quaint moss]

HEAR ME OUT

[fierce cave]

That invisipussy

[tiny swift]

nah she was just right

[drowsy lynx]

Invussy was right there damnit

[tiny swift]

we're like worst fucking abomiation of dregs

[fierce cave]

It's not as funny tho

[drowsy lynx]

I guess I cannot blame you for missing it it's invisible after all

[fierce cave]

When you can't hear a word

I say

Is the memory gone

[quaint moss]

thats why you can hurt it

[fierce cave]

Are you feeling numb

[tiny swift]

reported

[quaint moss]

DURAN DURAN 🗣️

[drowsy lynx]

Report dn

[zinc marsh]

MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE

[quaint moss]

who is this XD

[fierce cave]

Chat report this guy for 2$

[tiny swift]

Yeah social media should be banned

[quaint moss]

MICHEAL MICHEAL

[drowsy lynx]

The patron saint of unexplored culinary experience

[tiny swift]

fuck social media

[fierce cave]

My name social media

[drowsy lynx]

Docial nedia

[quaint moss]

google twist this guys balls

[quaint moss]

me when social media

[zinc marsh]

look real talk: Internet before 16 should result in servitorization of the child and the parents.

[fierce cave]

Send this guy to the penis explosion chamber and explode his penis immediately

[brave slate]

Myspace was dope tho

[zinc marsh]

Also people above 60 who do not pass the vibe check need removed from the internet

[quaint moss]

if someone ask me to check there sound cloud.... instant beheading

[drowsy lynx]

live penis reaction

[echo finch]

Anyone been having issues with the chat and information boxes not working?

[fierce cave]

If someone Rick rolls me

[quaint moss]

peak game

[echo finch]

I feel like I'm having server issues but I'm not sure if it's just me.

[fierce cave]

Instant evaporation

[fierce cave]

The game

Is the name

[quaint moss]

like the sun thrown

[drowsy lynx]

chat being bugged has been an intermittent issue since early on but I'm not familiar with info boxes breaking

[brave slate]

Chat issues have been a problem for years

[drowsy lynx]

typically you can fix the chat issues by relogging

[echo finch]

10-4, thanks!

[drowsy lynx]

rather rebooting the game

[zinc marsh]

dude you hit me with a chain email and your bloodline is going to be reduced to a dot.

[inland mantle]

VPN by chance that breaks it

[tall grove]

Bloodline?
Blood?
Bloodborne reference?!?!?!?

[fierce cave]

Chain mail

Chanemale

[quaint moss]

@drowsy lynx do you am have the game 👉 👈

[fierce cave]

Chainmale

[brave slate]

chained male

[fierce cave]

Chainmale inpale

[zinc marsh]

You may not smash the vicar

[quaint moss]

Chained Male🤤

[tall grove]

I can and I WILL! I WILL crack the wolf vicar!

[drowsy lynx]

the game? the one I just lost?

[quaint moss]

nuclear knightmare

[fierce cave]

Do you have hd2

[quaint moss]

how do you loose it

[fierce cave]

👉👈

[quaint moss]

💀

[fierce cave]

🔥✍️🐴

[drowsy lynx]

smelldivers

[delicate kite]

Horse

Gay horse

On fire

[fierce cave]

Wanna play with me at some point

[worn halo]

🫏

[tall grove]

Snelldivers

[quaint moss]

you have helldivers ?

[fierce cave]

The horse writes fire

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-snell-0-stats-points-gif-25311133090818475

[fierce cave]

Yesh

[zinc marsh]

have fun with chucklefuck miko and his mirror house of tentacle hentai

[fierce cave]

The second one

The first war has been over and done

[drowsy lynx]

sure who doesn't love democracy

[tall grove]

[Frenzy proc]

[quaint moss]

😋

[fierce cave]

Thanks bro
Gaulk gaulk gaulk

[tiny swift]

życie to tylko kluski z rożnika i chuja wiadomo co cie czeka.

[brave slate]

pierogi

[tiny swift]

Yes

[turbid jungle]

Did you know you can summon a demonhost by gathering 8 guys together and shouting "the darkness rises" at a 9th unrelated guy

[quaint moss]

they have a new MO

[fierce cave]

The stealth one

[quaint moss]

can i cover him in jam (unrelated)

[tiny swift]

OBUDŹ SIE KURWA, musimy spalić miasto. Yeah, better to die

[river elbow]

Liberty.

[quaint moss]

ye

[solar widget]

Stealth? Laaame

I’d rather get detected a raise the hard mission to super helldive

[fierce cave]

I love hard things

[tall grove]

Me

[fierce cave]

Like @quaint moss

[solar widget]

Im sure you do

[fierce cave]

See the joke is I'm lesbian

[lavish pagoda]

horus will visit you in your sleep

[quaint moss]

exactly, but ye its pretty fun

[fierce cave]

3 holes one guy

No thanks

[quaint moss]

the diligence sniper is am fun

[solar widget]

Havent played HD in awhile

May begin diving and try it out

I can only focus on one game at a time

😌

[brave slate]

lesbian
lessbian
lessbian =/= morebian
moebian

[river elbow]

The stealth operations are pretty cool. Definitely try it out.

[inland mantle]

[quaint moss]

moebian steel

[solar widget]

Spag is from the
Moebian 6th

Kill her

With hammers

[inland mantle]

Say less

[solar widget]

I’d loooove to join an easy mission and get detected so much it turns into a super helldivers

People would looooove that

[quaint moss]

who do you voodoo

[solar widget]

Politicians

[river elbow]

So, a normal Helldivers game?

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/deadisland-robbo-gif-21374613

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[solar widget]

Psure the difficulty raises everytime you get detected by patrols and reinforcements are called

[quaint moss]

he has 3 holes?

[solar widget]

Like the mission difficulty

[solar widget]

Chaos took his penis

[river elbow]

It does. I live for Super Helldive.

[solar widget]

Peak i wasnt lied too

[thick coyote]

Bitch 🗣️

[wooden creek]

Threat level rises, but I don't think it translates to another difficulty level specifically

[quaint moss]

🤔 still more than 3

[solar widget]

I wanna ruin the experience of new players

[river elbow]

Shit, now I look like a dumbass. I thought they were talking about threat level.

[quaint moss]

Drank blood like a vampire when i wan it

[quaint moss]

YES

B got the thang that go bumping the night

[solar widget]

Technically he always had a there

It was just a smaller hold

[quaint moss]

horus peenar remover confirmed

[solar widget]

My hyper focusing makes me pick between hd2c darktide, and monster hunter wilds

I can only do one at a time maaaan

[solar widget]

Horus was sent to the penor explosion chamber

[quaint moss]

;-;

[quaint moss]

so sadge

[tall grove]

Mr electric, send this [fellow] to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately!

[solar widget]

Horus heresy was actually about horus becoming a girl after his penis exploded

[quaint moss]

hell divers, (should add me)

[tall grove]

Well I’m glad she’s embraced her true self

[solar widget]

If only i can dive

But work prevents gaming

[solar widget]

So sadge

[solar widget]

So sad the emperor didnt approve and destroyed her soul

[quaint moss]

horus her shey

L dad

[solar widget]

L dad

[tall grove]

Another L parenting moment from big E

[solar widget]

Imagine coming out to your dad and he just erases you from existence

Common Big E L

[ancient violet]

What happened to little E?

[tall grove]

He could never compare to my goat sigmar

[tall grove]

I ate him

[solar widget]

Horus came out as trans to the emperor and he erased her soul

Also mundane ate him

[quaint moss]

it became estrogen

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/he-ate-them-youtube-thumbnail-fnaf-gif-17172391705264831213

[solar widget]

This is why sigmar is better than the Big E every could be

[ancient violet]

Impossible

Big E said: "only men will receive my seed"

[tall grove]

Always was
Always will be
The true sigmar male

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-i-lied-gif-21836345

[solar widget]

Im just saying

Is sigmar ran the imperium none of this woulda ever happened

[tall grove]

Truth nuke

[quaint moss]

its an interesting way to spread seed

[brave slate]

"horus heresy" is an anagram for "here horussy"
coincidence? I dont think so

[inland mantle]

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[solar widget]

The emperor destroyed his sons horussy

How evil

[quaint moss]

sigmar balls

[solar widget]

Ligmar balls

[quaint moss]

ligmar johnson

[delicate kite]

New blogpost sucked ass

No arbites cosmetics mention

[thin fable]

who the fuck is groaner

[fierce cave]

Gooner

[thin fable]

my favorite elite type

[quaint moss]

dredge gooner

[fierce cave]

[thin fable]

my favorite clash royale card

[fierce cave]

[tall grove]

Someone infected by, but has not yet fully succumbed to, the poxwalker plague

[tall grove]

Kayla, sit down!

https://tenor.com/view/hasan-dog-hasan-piker-electrocuted-gif-2794498358389000074

[thin fable]

cannon fodder

[tall grove]

Yeah, they’re chaff enemies

[thin fable]

literally arbitr with first blitz

[fierce cave]

Me to poxhound

[quaint moss]

totally "not" a shock collar

[red niche]

surprised both arby weapons are in top 3 kills

[inland mantle]

Arby brought in alot of players when it came out

[thin fable]

arby very powerful

[thick coyote]

Heh groaner most lethal enemy

Darktide players aren't beating the can't dodge allegations

[inland mantle]

I've seen the randoms

Checks out

[thin fable]

but can dodge shower

[quaint moss]

which one is groaner

[thick coyote]

Desperate infected civilian

[tall grove]

I still can’t fathom why he did that on stream, knowing full well there’s tons of people who watch him frothing at the mouth for opportunities to slander him

[thick coyote]

They are the ones that you can hear saying "maggots maggots"

Or

"crawling under my skin"

[quaint moss]

wtf XD

[red niche]

gooners

[quaint moss]

because he is a dum rich guy

[thick coyote]

Yes
The Inquisition is here to beat on the poor, homeless and sick people

[quaint moss]

apparently they fight back

[tall grove]

I mean I guess

[tawny hearth]

they 100% eat the ones who die

[quaint moss]

only time ive seen that do a lot of damage, was them doing 50 damage to my health through my toughness as psyker

(was trying out new build (was bad)

[inland mantle]

Be like that

[quaint moss]

nothings changed

[tawny hearth]

he's always been super artificial and has changed his views on all sorts of things just because of pushback because all he wants is for people to like him. he wasn't thinking about anything other than "people like when his dog is visible and they don't seem to care if its there for 8 hours" so he was just thinking about maximizing the time his dog spent on camera

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[thick coyote]

The 21st groaners don't fit the civilian requirements but still

Poor
Homeless
Sick

[inland mantle]

Sounds like a skill issue

[tawny hearth]

thats most of the rejects too, except the cops

[tall grove]

Yeah that makes sense

[quaint moss]

men :3

[crisp yoke]

What?

[thick coyote]

Get colon 3'd lol

[crisp yoke]

….stay back Grog

[hard crane]

:3c

[quaint moss]

:3

[tall grove]

What? Afraid of a little colon three?

[quaint moss]

am listening to mf doom in all seriousness

[crisp yoke]

…what?

Nah

I’m not gay…

[tall grove]

Colon :
three 3

[tall grove]

BANNED

[hard crane]

colon three c

[crisp yoke]

Oh you mean this :3?

[tall grove]

Yep

[crisp yoke]

Ya not scared of it :3

[quaint moss]

:3 one beer left

[crisp yoke]

I say it all the time

[quaint moss]

get a load in this guy

[crisp yoke]

Talllller woman :3

[tall grove]

Then why are you demanding grog stay back?

[crisp yoke]

NAH

[tall grove]

Erm what the sigma

[hard crane]

what the Sigmar

[quaint moss]

Sigmar Balls

[jaunty path]

sever balls

[tall grove]

Sigmar male

[quaint moss]

the male man
came to the male box
OK FREAK

[thick coyote]

That's not....

😭

[inland mantle]

No?

[quaint moss]

need those

[jaunty path]

taking it from ya

[quaint moss]

what am you gonna do with em ?-?

new recipe ?

[jaunty path]

[quaint moss]

no, they is mine

[rough verge]

Morning guyz

[junior sky]

why are the unemployed people so bad at this game

fooken smitebots all

[quaint moss]

morning

[thin fable]

sigma balls

[indigo portal]

i have creature spawner mod, but how do i make it havoc 40?

whats the mod?

[crisp yoke]

Morning

[thick coyote]

Solo play

You start a h40 on Psykhanium

[indigo portal]

oh shit, i have that too. ok let me try

so from mourning star i do my soloplay hotkey, and start a match, rather than go to pyskhanium, ya?

[thick coyote]

Yup
Make sure to select Psykhanium as your map

[tawny hearth]

they should really just add like a hall way in that we can set up to spawn enemies in to fight us

[indigo portal]

ok cool

i just died on a havoc 22 to a green burgled CS, trying to duel it with relic blade crutching

and im not sure why

i just dueled a h40 version and did it fine

guess i just panicked

and over dodged

[thick coyote]

Do you have artificial latency?

[indigo portal]

i do, its not enabled atm

the h22 i died on was a real match

let me turn it on

[thick coyote]

The game without any latency is 100% harder

[indigo portal]

lol i did it without any latency easily, in practice mode

so idk what my deal was

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[indigo portal]

and why i couldnt clutch for my friend

[hazy kestrel]

It happens sometimes, simple as.

[indigo portal]

i just panicked in the real clutch scenerio, and i know how to fucking duel a cs especially in a h22 lol

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t worry too much pal.

[indigo portal]

i ran myself out of dodges, he broke my stam, grabbed me, gunner shot me and as i tried to slide the gunner he combo'd me

[jaunty path]

Oh yea

[indigo portal]

but when i practice vs one calmly, i dodge its attack, make space easily, animation cancel the relic poke and poke him over and over whilke kiting sideways

[jaunty path]

I recently solo'd a cs lmao

[indigo portal]

just sucks when you fuck up the real-game clutch scenerios you practice for

and you KNOW you pull it off in practice lol

[jaunty path]

dodging into its arm actually doesn't require you to slide

but I still do habitually

convinced my friend for a moment that the dclaw was good after surviving getting cornered by a cs lmao

Dclaw as a weapon is severely underpowered and requires a few minor buffs

make it do a little more flak damage and add more damage to its parry please

[jaunty path]

^

[rough verge]

If you use glue traps youre top opp

[quaint moss]

:>

[indigo portal]

damn can we not post videos here?

[tall grove]

Nope

No images

No gifs

[quaint moss]

truly sad

[drowsy lynx]

You can post them in another channel and link them here but it won't embed

Stickers do work tho

[visual vortex]

I can but u cant

😎

[fierce cave]

Shit chat

[tawny hearth]

chat being shit did lead to the restrictions

[tall grove]

Goonchat lives on

[tawny hearth]

for now

[tall grove]

Forever

[tawny hearth]

they can sleep in the guest room

[astral basin]

Spaghetti with a gun
Swag

[ebon belfry]

which class do you guys think i should buy. can only afford one atm

i like zealot with knife best

[tall grove]

Arbites

[ebon belfry]

out of the free ones

[delicate kite]

i am gay

[tall grove]

Oh then prolly scum

[inland mantle]

We know

[ebon belfry]

yeah.. the zealot is fast and tanky at the same time, thats why im torn

[tawny hearth]

scum is more that speed, but they are squishier during the level up, once you're closer to 30 its alot easier to survive

[tall grove]

The scum has no tankiness at all

[tawny hearth]

scum has decent tankiness, you're never crazy tanky but you can live pretty comfy

[inland mantle]

So long as you dont get overheaded scum isnt really that bad

[tawny hearth]

yeah its just overheads lol

and nets into 10,000 swings

[delicate kite]

cant die as scum

[ebon belfry]

i see

[delicate kite]

on auric

[quaint moss]

your safe.... for now

[ebon belfry]

am i gonna hate my life up to lvl 30?

[tall grove]

*you’re

[quaint moss]

your're

[inland mantle]

yroue

[tawny hearth]

naw they fixed the tree so its only really rough till like level 10, then you get their "core" survival nodes if you go straight down

[ebon belfry]

y

[delicate kite]

i will never get banned

[tawny hearth]

but it doesn't get outright smoother until right near 30

[delicate kite]

So far i have been banned in 15 servers

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[fierce cave]

Rookie numbers

[delicate kite]

I am not exactly competing ofc

[tawny hearth]

i don't own a safe tbh, you can have it i hope you enjoy

[delicate kite]

best kind of ban is the one that you get for being yourself

[fierce cave]

I've been banned in 1793 servers

[inland mantle]

Cool is banned from 50% of discord checks out

[delicate kite]

thats almost as much as united states has been alive

[inland mantle]

They are a freak

[ebon belfry]

there isnt a season pass type thing i can buy to get all the classes is there

[inland mantle]

No

[ebon belfry]

of course

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

[inland mantle]

Arby does go on sale tho

Scum will at some point aswell

[ebon belfry]

it is right now

[inland mantle]

Nope

[quaint moss]

own it, embrace it

[inland mantle]

oh wait

[ebon belfry]

it is

[quaint moss]

molded by it

[inland mantle]

yea 25% off arby

[ebon belfry]

until the 29th

[hazy kestrel]

Then buy Arby for now.

It’s a neat “easy mode” class, very much a dog walking simulator.

[daring urchin]

is it just me or is playing as an ogryn strangely chill

[ebon belfry]

kinda insane the game itself is 15 euros and scum is 12

[inland mantle]

Money

[delicate kite]

dude hive scum is literally the whole other game

[tawny hearth]

you end up playing alot slower, and you can't really get blocked in as easy, it feels like the game kind of slows down

[ebon belfry]

🤑

[tawny hearth]

scum speeds the game up

[delicate kite]

its like playing that ultrakill game

in 40k

[daring urchin]

yeah, it's very zen

almost immersive, puts me in the mind of an ogryn

taking things slow

[delicate kite]

i am a crackhead irl so i play hive scum exclusively

closest to crack head before was zealot

[ebon belfry]

how fast is the leveling experience? i havent leveled anything since release

[inland mantle]

Could be better could be worse

[tawny hearth]

not bad tbh

gives you enough time to test all the weapons and see what you like

[ebon belfry]

aight

[tawny hearth]

the difficulty grind will take a bit longer

[ebon belfry]

i did notice that

[tawny hearth]

but yeah even that isn't crazy long

[ebon belfry]

kinda crazy i had to regrind malice missions on a years old character that was absolutely maxed

[tawny hearth]

but on scum it might be good to over level before doing the difficulty climb if you find you can't carry the new people lol

thats all depending on how you take to the scum

[daring urchin]

btw, am i the only one who thinks it's a little weird to lock people to the absolute lowest difficulty at the start?

[fierce cave]

How it feels to suck

[fierce cave]

No

DMG is weapon level based

[ebon belfry]

honestly im getting the hive scum

[fierce cave]

Hive coom

[ebon belfry]

i did misspell it at first, discord did not like that

[inland mantle]

More fun than arby

[tawny hearth]

no this game is pretty hard and unique so getting people used to ideas is good... the earliest difficulty is literally just to get you used ot the mission structure without much threats

you learn how to deal with threat later

[daring urchin]

i feel like i wouldn't mind going straight to the 2nd difficulty

[fierce cave]

It autocorrected didn't it

[daring urchin]

got vermintide experience

[ebon belfry]

straight up deleted it

i put the space after the first letter of scum

[stark bobcat]

No because tide games are a very difficult type of game that lacks information for the player to find, so having them play more mission teaches them more

[tawny hearth]

so do alot of us, but like... it does happen pretty instantly, the jump from 1 to 2 is the fastest

[ebon belfry]

thats what happened

[quaint moss]

how it feels to beat 5 gums

[inland mantle]

No

[tawny hearth]

the early difficulties unlock very fast

its auric that takes a minute lol

[daring urchin]

i guess that's fair

[fierce cave]

How it feels to eat 5 bums

[ebon belfry]

damnation takes a long time apparently

[daring urchin]

i only bought the game yesterday

[ebon belfry]

or auric i guess

[tawny hearth]

it can if you get a bunch of teams you can't carry, its why i suggested maying getting like 2 or 3 more levels than you need for higher power weapons

[ebon belfry]

gotta do 10

[daring urchin]

also apparently the EU servers are completely unviable and i have to play on NA East to ever get into a game

[ebon belfry]

aight im getting the scum, sounds like a challenge and i like that

[daring urchin]

and just tank the 150 ping

[ebon belfry]

no, theyre fine

im on them as we speak

[visual vortex]

You gotta play vet and use infantry lasgun

[daring urchin]

my EU server experience is just error 2014

[tawny hearth]

they are super fun, they've made me love weapons i used to hate, i'm a huge chain axe fan now

[ebon belfry]

never even used it

i quit before they added it

[tawny hearth]

the mk12 is fun on scum, i don't use the other one really

but like, all the weapons on scum are good, some are clearly best but pretty much the whole gambit is workable its great

[ebon belfry]

to be fair when i was playing the zealot was unkillable

you could heal up to 100% with the perk

and bleed was crazy

[tawny hearth]

lol well scum will teach you if you remember how to combat

[ebon belfry]

i remember i could do a few hits on a demonhost and then just run around until it died

[tawny hearth]

gunscum is also very good and viable, and the "support" build is some of the highest damage

or it can be

[ebon belfry]

that bleed zealot was busted

[inland mantle]

Rampage shives would be the highest dps build just alot of clicking like alot

[tawny hearth]

but the rampage skill on scum with the knockdown modifier node will give you the most "zealot" experience i think

yeah i made a meme dot build and it was just good, i even stacked my stuff poorly

[quaint moss]

sometimes i wonder about an auto clicker

[sinful pecan]

Combat shotty and sledgehammer for Zealot has been my favorite build so far in all of Darktide

[quaint moss]

or getting a keyboard where THE FUCKING WINDOW KEY isnt right next to the control button

[astral basin]

Swag

[fierce cave]

Im alive

[quaint moss]

love the sledge hammer

[astral basin]

Swag is alive

[fierce cave]

For now

[quaint moss]

ready for your second shift?

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, fellow thammermaxxers.

[quaint moss]

:3 Very

[sinful pecan]

I call it "Crowd Control: the Class"

Oh and I have the "power of christ compels you" ability

[ebon belfry]

is there any reason to play the campaign?

[tawny hearth]

do you use your pinky to hit control? maybe i just have bad gamer claw but i have to like lift my pinky and reach over to hit windows key if its resting on shift

[quaint moss]

i have a shitty keyboard where ctrl is smaller than windows key

[delicate kite]

Yes

[jaunty path]

11 more zealot penances

[sinful pecan]

take it off

[tawny hearth]

it gives you new dialogue that only plays in it, they are easier missions that have more set spawns

[quaint moss]

i never understood what people meant by tabbing out

[quaint moss]

WTF WOULD I DO THAT ;-;

[ebon belfry]

but are they better?

[sinful pecan]

You can put it back on

[jaunty path]

I think a few of them involve using stun nades

so

[tawny hearth]

ohhhhh that makes sense lol

[jaunty path]

it shouldnt take long

[astral basin]

Fuck no im still at work and have entered feral hunger stage of tiredness

[hazy kestrel]

“Shocking Stuff” about to ruin your day:

[quaint moss]

not this keyboard

[quaint moss]

yeah lol

[tawny hearth]

they tell you a much better story, and i really enjoy some of the lines, it actually gave me a sense of how the missions are structured in time and yeah it lets you know where the story is going

[jaunty path]

I can do ittttt its fineee i hit a sniper already anyway

[hazy kestrel]

It’s honestly not that bad though.

[quaint moss]

can you not tell them to go fuck themselves?

[tawny hearth]

buuuut you can also just like... watch them i'm sure theres a video of the scenes or someone playing through

[ebon belfry]

aight i dont really care about that

[tawny hearth]

yeah if you don't care then skip the story

because theres no like... reward

[ebon belfry]

alrighty thanks

[tawny hearth]

oh and if you really don't want to run into random easier missions you'll need to turn them off in the qp options

at the mission terminal

bottom right

[ebon belfry]

what the hell it puts you in lower difficulties?

[tawny hearth]

no, the missions are just always going to be easier because their spawns are more determined because they are focused on the story

[ebon belfry]

oh i see

[tawny hearth]

so they will be the correct difficulty just easier

[ebon belfry]

oh the qp into campaign

i see

[tawny hearth]

yeah

[sinful pecan]

QP is great but the number of times my friend and I have squad wiped on Heresy is crazy

[tawny hearth]

the lower difficulties are rough because everyone is new

[ebon belfry]

i had my entire team wiped by one singular berrel

on malice

[tawny hearth]

qp gets better at higher difficulties

[hazy kestrel]

Some advice: Just grab a double barrel with manstopper and scattershot and play that one mission where you replace the coolant rods for the manufactorum. At the end bit, just wait for a bunch of enemies to spawn out the door next to the vent you just dropped from, throw 2 staggered stun grenades, and use the alt fire for the double-barrel shotgun 1-2 times.

[sinful pecan]

I personally never play higher than heresy ‘cuz I’m here to have fun, not sweat my ass off

[tawny hearth]

this happens even at h40

[astral basin]

I can
But
I need the hours

[ebon belfry]

yeah but losing a malice mission hurt my ego

[quaint moss]

tell them to die

[hazy kestrel]

Just get rid of the ego, simple as.

[tawny hearth]

thats why i mostly play aurics and h30s when i'm playing havoc, i've just been playing this series for too long so eventually auric became comfy

[thick fog]

"Yak yak yak. That's all you heretics have to say."

[astral basin]

Sad truth of poverty mate
Just sometimes you have to put your health at risk to keep the income
Otherwise your health is at risk from not meeting the bare minimum of human rights

[quaint moss]

its because people dont have their "builds" made yet

[tawny hearth]

sometimes they say i'm not real

then some angr lady attacks me

[quaint moss]

kinda shitty skill tree tbh

[thick fog]

Heresy is where the most unusual breed of players are born

[quaint moss]

ONLY 30 LVLS

[sinful pecan]

I don’t build. I don’t minmax. I play with what I’ve got. And if I fail the mission, I DO IT AGAIN.

[elder merlin]

Yakkity Yak?

[astral basin]

Besides
Its not like my boss is being an ass about it

[thick fog]

Stow it and stop whinging

[elder merlin]

"Im just here and i do shit"

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: Making a boss deletion build is funny.

[quaint moss]

consume the soul of them and become stronger

[thick fog]

And with that build you get deleted by hordes

[quaint moss]

simple as

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[sinful pecan]

I’m here for a good time, not a long time

[tawny hearth]

i vibe build everything and just like... guess once at blessings and never change them even if i learn i guessed wrong later, so i get you

[elder merlin]

Me everytime my heart starts acting up

[tawny hearth]

not if you delete each poxie first

[sinful pecan]

Dude honestly building my skill tree in darktide is just so much reading and I’m just like “ehh it looks good enough”

[quaint moss]

me when

[sinful pecan]

Me when the uhh

[quaint moss]

when when

[astral basin]

“I might be dog shit for 95% of the game, but by the throne when my time to shine comes… you wont notice bc my jobs done”

[tawny hearth]

i don't think its too much reading... except for scriers gaze, its waaaay too many words to say "press f for funni"

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not even that bad a build lmao.

[brave slate]

The real baller move is to build the tree so it looks like a cool shape

[feral vessel]

Are cool people awake yet?

[hazy kestrel]

I can deal with everything just fine, don’t know what you guys are running for boss killer builds.

[feral vessel]

Only kidding. Cool people are always awake. It's you (yes, you in particular).

[delicate kite]

cool ppl are always woek

[quaint moss]

hi :3

[feral vessel]

zealot thammer stealth is the most popular on the lot for sure

[fierce cave]

Woke

[delicate kite]

wek

[feral vessel]

However, Scrier's Gaze melee psyker also works.

[tawny hearth]

i haven't geared towards boss damage since vt1 tbh, everyone usually has it so i just make sure i can actually do at least a reasonable amount and call it good

[hazy kestrel]

Fury also is pretty nice.

[feral vessel]

I don't know about oggy, vet is geared towards priority target killing anyways.

Pickaxe, maybe.

Or Close-range-barrage

[tawny hearth]

oggy can kill bosses just fine even without thinking about it in the build

[feral vessel]

At least I heard that CRB is good for mulching down bosses.

[modest flume]

The hottest thing right now is the fatmagnus Relic Blade Zealot

[brave slate]

or mk3 shovel stunlock build

[quaint moss]

it is fun