general-chat

[rough verge]

Not really.

[quaint moss]

never played i like to watch my friends play when i drink <:3

[hidden whale]

wait are you moving 54kg in some arm movement

[timber elk]

As I was saying earlier

I also make specialty pizzas too

[hidden whale]

im assume by arms he means overhead press, idk who is curling 120s

[timber elk]

So imagine a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich

But as a pizza

[prisma cypress]

Yeah that’s crazy

[timber elk]

You get BLT pizza

[quaint moss]

should i

[tiny swift]

Bro i fighht for my life trying to push 6kg

[hidden whale]

like, I could physically MOVE 120s

[prisma cypress]

I’ve seen a dude pull 120 to train triceps

[quaint moss]

i can curl 100

[prisma cypress]

That’s dude was fucking insane

[tiny swift]

it's hard as fuck

[hidden whale]

but im not doing any exercise with them that isnt a two handed farmers carry

[hidden whale]

the fuck

[quaint moss]

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
MY MOM

[tiny swift]

I LIKE YOUR DAD THO

[hidden whale]

curl dn

[prisma cypress]

Dude his arms were so massive it was genuinely crazy

[hidden whale]

he did a lot of trening?

[rough verge]

I dumbell bench 40 kilo

[quaint moss]

femboy

[tiny swift]

YOUR DAD HAS AMAZING CURVES

[timber elk]

starts making a crazy ton of pizzas

[hidden whale]

in freedom?

[rough verge]

80?

About

[hidden whale]

damn thats pretty good

[prisma cypress]

Might as well but he looks very built either way

[tiny swift]

DON'T YOU SAY I'M FEMBOY, REPOTEDD!

[rough verge]

I hip thrust 280kilo

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT A FEMBOY

[timber elk]

*reported

[quaint moss]

dies

[hidden whale]

I havent dumbbell pressed in years cause i swapped to calisthenics, but I think I was doing working sets with 50s

before I left

[prisma cypress]

Keep pushing then

[rough verge]

Thats good

[quaint moss]

i wish this chat had image perms

i would show my weight

[hidden whale]

it would be porn spam

[rough verge]

Do 3kg for high reps

[timber elk]

Uhhh….probably not a good idea

[tiny swift]

I'm strong, manly man, why is everyone making fun of me

[hidden whale]

too many degens

[hidden whale]

you are cute

[jaunty path]

Why must you announce that

[rough verge]

Im 108kilo

[tiny swift]

I'M DEADLY!

[jaunty path]

if ur a big strong man

[quaint moss]

needs headpats and hugs

[prisma cypress]

I want you

[jaunty path]

ok how deadly r ya

[timber elk]

slams a pizza a box in front of her and opens it up to show chicken, bacon, ranch pizza

[quaint moss]

not my actual what, the barbell

[timber elk]

You will enjoy the fruits of my labor

[lusty estuary]

it'd be a bad idea to get them back i still just wish we had them for certain situations

[hidden whale]

can I get a slice ;.;

[prisma cypress]

How far do you think I could throw sev

[timber elk]

Yes

[hidden whale]

probably pretty far

[hidden whale]

nice :3

[tiny swift]

I I Guess I will just start mechanicus army

[jaunty path]

I could go without the bacon butttttttttt

yummyyyy...

[prisma cypress]

Throw his ass like a lawn dart

[quaint moss]

can I get some garlic sauce

[tiny swift]

I HAVE SMALL ASS

[rough verge]

Cant relate. I out ass anyone in this chat

[hidden whale]

stop!! you're triggering the gooners

[tiny swift]

I'M SORRY!

[prisma cypress]

Can’t compete with this waist tho

[quaint moss]

:> tmi smh XD

[lusty estuary]

I need to find a pizza place that uses a brand of vegan cheese I actually like

[timber elk]

Oh and also sorry about earlier. I don’t like conpericy- whatever you call it. A lot of people I know (co-workers) tend to ruin conversations and make it their personality.

[tiny swift]

what dose tmi mean

[timber elk]

Yes!

[lusty estuary]

the local place I'd otherwise order from uses daiya and I just don't like it

[rough verge]

Im ok with thay

[jaunty path]

Oh I think you told me about that one guy lmfao

[knotty terrace]

To much information

[prisma cypress]

These are all very straight men

[tiny swift]

thank you

[jaunty path]

im bisexual

[hidden whale]

that like femboys?

[timber elk]

Yeah I’m not much of a fun of that stuff nor the P-stuff

[hidden whale]

doubt it

[quaint moss]

sure that there is, maybe you could ask google if you haven't already

[timber elk]

As soon as I hear stuff about that I dip

Simple as

[quaint moss]

based

[tiny swift]

You're into everthing and anything

[jaunty path]

my mom legit thinks theres human meat in mcdonalds food

[hidden whale]

btw is Markus Kruber attractive

[quaint moss]

there is

[jaunty path]

Don't talk to me about servitors

[hidden whale]

v2 chat had some people who thought he wasnt, I thought they're crazy

[lusty estuary]

most of the places I liked either don't do vegan pizzas proper or use daiya lmaoo

[prisma cypress]

Pick a team can’t be playing both fields and taking everyone away

[timber elk]

I mean…..there was that one time a finger was found in a McDonalds chain

[jaunty path]

Trust me if there was Id be eating it more

[tiny swift]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[knotty terrace]

Wait what you’re joking me?

[hidden whale]

its literally cheating. they get double the options

[lusty estuary]

dominos doesn't but they don't do vegan cheese in america for whatever reason

[quaint moss]

thats super sad

[timber elk]

What the fuck is a vegan pizza

[rough verge]

Only the real ones are

[prisma cypress]

Exactly

[lusty estuary]

it's really not rocket science

[rough verge]

If you bisexual you a real one

[timber elk]

I been making pizzas since I was little

[hidden whale]

well, pizza is definitionally "dough, tomato sauce, cheese". so replace the cheese

[timber elk]

To me it is >:[

[jaunty path]

lamb

[lusty estuary]

like put 2 and 2 together

[jaunty path]

i

want

pizza now.

damnit

[timber elk]

I relish a challenge

[quaint moss]

thank you

[tiny swift]

WE ate all types of pizza

[twin flower]

replace the cheese with what tho

[timber elk]

YES MA’AM

[lusty estuary]

either no cheese at all or a dairy free alternative

[timber elk]

starts making pizza

[tiny swift]

IMAGINE PIZZA WITH SHIMP, LIKE WHAT THE FUC

[quaint moss]

but its like twice the oppression ;-;

[hidden whale]

I talked about this earlier, if it was an option I wouldve already selected it

[twin flower]

Whats wrong with shrimp

[hidden whale]

bisexual is literally a cheat code

[tiny swift]

SHIMP ON PIZZA IS EVIL

[timber elk]

Look I just take orders here

[wanton vale]

Pizza+pineapple?

[knotty terrace]

i'm straight as a straight line

[timber elk]

Lie

[quaint moss]

you the goat Lamb

[rough verge]

So be bi then

[hidden whale]

could I get uhhhhhhhh

[tiny swift]

Pineaplle is okay, but Shrimp is evil

[hidden whale]

im not attracted to men, it doesnt work like that....

[twin flower]

Straight but my gf is actively trying to make me gay

[tiny swift]

FUCK SHRIMP

[timber elk]

itching to bas my head into the cash register

[rough verge]

Cap

[lusty estuary]

well use context clues what would constitute something being vegan IT'S NOT HARD!!!

[hidden whale]

uhhhhhhhhhhh. one uhhhhhh

[lusty estuary]

What's 9 + 10 !

[quaint moss]

do not the shrimp

[knotty terrace]

no lie nor is it cap

[timber elk]

Square

[tiny swift]

bruh

[arctic escarp]

no youre gay

[twin flower]

shrimpina

[hidden whale]

910?

[timber elk]

starts slamming face into the cash register

[hidden whale]

ouch

[quaint moss]

penguin

[twin flower]

I'd like uhh, lamb chops on my pizza pls

[quaint moss]

sure its fineeeeee

[twin flower]

thank you very much

[timber elk]

Sir this a cult themed pizza shop not a cannibal shop.

[wanton vale]

stfu, you’re a transgender man

[quaint moss]

lamb on pizza sounds disgusting

[timber elk]

Sir this is a Wendy’s please relax.

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

ok

shut up

lamb on pizza sounds delicious

[quaint moss]

no:3

[jaunty path]

KILLS YOU

[wanton vale]

Come to naples

[hidden whale]

the difference being...?

[quaint moss]

a whole lamb
the entire lamb 😔

[jaunty path]

@arctic escarp hows the estrogen sis

:3

[timber elk]

It takes entire 24s to get the smoker constantly running to cook lamb

That way we keep it fresh

[arctic escarp]

youre not feeding me the E

you cant make me

[jaunty path]

Im feeding you e

[quaint moss]

THE EMPEROR

[lusty estuary]

there's this injection i have to give you it's a glowing pink fluid dont worry about it okay?

[quaint moss]

i like men

[jaunty path]

gay

[quaint moss]

i like women

[timber elk]

CAN YOU FUCKS PLEASE TAKE YOUR ORDERS

[quaint moss]

i like pizza

[timber elk]

PLEASE YOUR HOLDING UP THE LIME 🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️🫵

[hidden whale]

mb. uhhhh.... do you uhh. uhh

[jaunty path]

2 plain cheese slides

[wanton vale]

What about the animals?

[jaunty path]

:3

my regular order

[quaint moss]

already am got (sitting at table)

[quaint moss]

the fuck do you mean

[rough verge]

I accidentally shot up in e cause I took roids and forgot the e blocker

[lusty estuary]

I'm just sitting on the cold floor blowing bubbles

[timber elk]

Okay two regular cheese pizzas

[jaunty path]

you dont think judy hopps is hot?

[timber elk]

AND YOU SUCK AS A CUSTOMER NOW DRIVE AROUND 🗣️❗️❗️❗️🫵🫵🫵

[quaint moss]

like spongebob,

[quaint moss]

oh like anthro?

[jaunty path]

yea

i hope they mean anthro

[timber elk]

Would you like chicken tenders sir?

[quaint moss]

idk they don't exist

[hidden whale]

uhh.... small water please

[rough verge]

honks at delay

[timber elk]

It’s a 16 piece meal that comes with 2 sauces of your choice-

Motherfucker.

[quaint moss]

||get them chicken nuggies and ketchup||

[timber elk]

Who the fucks orders a cup of water at a pizza shop!?

[hidden whale]

me ;.;

[jaunty path]

sadists

[quaint moss]

shoots gun at delay

[hidden whale]

wait this is a pizza shop? oh lemme get an uhh

uhhhh

[timber elk]

Sorry for the wait sir what did you ordered?

[rough verge]

Uhhhhhhhhhhĥĥhhhhhhhhh

[quaint moss]

ranch chicken bacon pizza with garlic sauce

[jaunty path]

think im heading ta bed now

[twin flower]

did nt pick that option did you?

[quaint moss]

Night eep well

[twin flower]

saves you the trouble of digging graves i'll say that much

[jaunty path]

bruv NO CANNIBALISM?

cringe

[timber elk]

Okay let me get this ticket to the cat cooks from monster hunter

[jaunty path]

I said im going to bed

not to sleep

[hidden whale]

aww the cats are cooking

[jaunty path]

🤓

[twin flower]

what you doing on the bed then huh

sus

[jaunty path]

on my phone

watching/listening to jerma play a gameshow game

[quaint moss]

knocks you out 😔

[timber elk]

a minute later. 3 felines come rushing to grog with a large bacon chicken ranch pizza with garlic sauce

[quaint moss]

Hes breached containtment?

[quaint moss]

yo peak, thank you waiter, give the cat 5 dollars and a fish for tip

[jaunty path]

Mommy says I'm her little sigma :3

[twin flower]

did you check it for hair

[timber elk]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

rushes out to her with a plate of 2 cheese pizza slices

[quaint moss]

[timber elk]

Sir what would you like

[timber elk]

No I did. It’s extremely popular.

[jaunty path]

Yay, Can i have pepper, garlic powder and an organo shaker pls

[twin flower]

can i get uhh, pizza with lamb sauce on it, ty

[timber elk]

already had them and placed them on the table

[quaint moss]

@wanton vale am never got a response from shags 😔 😔

[timber elk]

The fuck do I look like? Gordon Ramsay?

[twin flower]

Would you like to be

[jaunty path]

Wheres the lamb sauce

[timber elk]

…….of course I do….walks to the kitchen with the ticket

[wanton vale]

I'm at work, I didn't see the message

[quaint moss]

idiot sandvvich

[timber elk]

Would you like the sauce under or on top of the pizza

[wanton vale]

[quaint moss]

its good lol

[timber elk]

And yes it’s a big difference

[quaint moss]

thats what he said

[twin flower]

on top my good sir

guh

[timber elk]

a few minutes later. A cat from monster hunter rushes out with the big box of pizza

[rough verge]

explodes

[jaunty path]

Gets bored and suplexes a random customer

[quaint moss]

the cat misunderstood and put the sauce on the pizza box

[wanton vale]

You said, I like women, I like men. I jokingly asked you if you also liked animals

I’m simp

[timber elk]

HEEEEY

THE CATS ARE THE BEST COOKS OF MONSTER HUNTER

put some respect on their name!

[quaint moss]

i know, i was just being agreesive

[quaint moss]

i know am played, but they are also literal

[jaunty path]

I love animals

[wanton vale]

Ok, so stfu

!!

[crystal junco]

Most unrealistic part of the series.
I'm also simultaneously outraged that they only do takeout delivery from the human cooks in Wilds.

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/beautiful-the-harvest-is-beautiful-this-year-dog-eating-strawberry-dog-happy-dog-gif-25096638

[quaint moss]

dies [though the question did look like a zoophile tbf]

[timber elk]

That’s just how we run our business now. Since the whole fire rooster incident.

[quaint moss]

who the hell is door dashing in the dangerzones

[timber elk]

You uhhh….you be surprised

[wanton vale]

in fact it was an allusion to zoophilia

[quaint moss]

for minimum wage, damn

[jaunty path]

Minimum wage workers need their Minimum wage

[timber elk]

No I actually earn 25 an hour, plus whatever tips I earn from deliveries.

[wanton vale]

Someone need to turn off my wifi

[jaunty path]

Mfs are delivering in the hood for min bruh

[quaint moss]

ah... wait WTF
dies but a second time

[timber elk]

The cats live with me so all expenses are paid

[wanton vale]

[fiery wave]

If they paid enough, I mean, I already ferry heals and buffs anyway.

[quaint moss]

thats because they are close by

[fiery wave]

(Mon Hun things.)

[quaint moss]

also true

[timber elk]

Also please stop mentioning zoopila in my shop >:[

[quaint moss]

IT WASNT ME GRRRRR..

[jaunty path]

Im wanted for 55 counts of sigma rizzling in public

[quaint moss]

wheres 56?

[timber elk]

I DONT GIVE A FUCK AND DONT GROWL AT ME

[jaunty path]

Meow

[timber elk]

pulls out a spas 12

[fiery wave]

Another dog?

[quaint moss]

your loud :<

your're

[lyric frigate]

I DONT LIKE PSYKERS I DONT LIKE PSYKERS

[jaunty path]

I gave a kid nightmare chasing and yelling 67 69420 skibidi bop bop yes yes

[quaint moss]

?_?

[jaunty path]

Had a shit game?

[twin flower]

why nightmares

arent they into that

[lyric frigate]

no i havent played in 2 days

on a slight hiatus after putting in 150 hours in a month

gonna hop on later today definitely though

[timber elk]

Well this pizza shop serves all manner of creature. From orks to humans to daemons to tau to astartes.

[jaunty path]

Im gonna live in their dreams yelling 67 67 67 69420 sigma rizz kai cenat

[jaunty path]

How do you avoid them immediately trying to kill eachother

[twin flower]

good Pizza

[timber elk]

Simple. I threaten to genocide their home worlds if they decided to cause a scene in my shop

Because I’m a god >:]

Oh and they get a free order after making 3 purchases of choice

[quaint moss]

extreme weakpoint detected, Exterminatus issued

[timber elk]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOP ASTARTES

[prisma cypress]

House music is fucking lit

[timber elk]

YOUR GENE-SEED IS WEAK AND TAINTED AT LEAST THE ULTRAMARINES ARE RESPECTFUL

[quaint moss]

That big E, he got out of his chair. was hungry

[timber elk]

takes orders from salamanders

[twin flower]

i'll have what theyre having

[quaint moss]

lava

[timber elk]

So flaming hot traditional wings with ghost pepper sauces?

[quaint moss]

literal lava cakes

[timber elk]

That’s like stupidly hot sir I would recommend you order something else

[twin flower]

Excuse me did I stutter?!

Now gib

[timber elk]

What do we say?

We say

Please gib

Not just gib

Stinker

takes the tickets to the kitchen

[jaunty path]

Skibidi

[timber elk]

a few minutes later comes back wearing a fire suit due to how hot the wings and sauces are and he was holding a box of them

[jaunty path]

I want a sandwich with servitor meat

[timber elk]

Ma’am this isn’t a cannibal shop

[twin flower]

Mmm

[jaunty path]

Im not human

So its not cannibalism

Give me my fucking servitor meat

[timber elk]

Ma’am we don’t server servitor meat here. It’s tainted and filled with oil and we tried that already. Tech-priest threw a fit over it.

[jaunty path]

no meat growing servitor

:/

I need to find my torture servitor

I need to yank on its nerves to cope with the disappointment...

[elder merlin]

[quaint moss]

its like spaghetti

[prisma cypress]

Weenor

[amber delta]

fatshork the community needs an update, everyone is going insane just look at this chat

[quaint moss]

atleast its not the half life community

[knotty terrace]

I WILL RIP OFF SOMEONES ARMS AND PLAY BONGOS ON THEIR HEAD

[astral basin]

Aa

[somber stream]

Attack the D point!

[quaint moss]

Raaaa

[prisma cypress]

Spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town

[tiny swift]

My boss told me i'm dead

i'm fucked

[astral basin]

I

Dunno whats happening

[prisma cypress]

[quaint moss]

neither do i

@timber elk new cult of the lamb dlc

[gleaming fossil]

so real quick anyone know why the last mastery point i invest into the shredder pistol never stays invested?

[inland mantle]

It's bugged

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/known-issue-shredder-autopistol-has-1-unspendable-point/116352

[astral basin]

How does german bread greet you?

Gluten tag!

[worn halo]

🧙‍♂️

[untold abyss]

Hows everyones friday going

[slim flicker]

toilet backup

[hidden trout]

Why a trapper

[amber delta]

I like traps

[wanton vale]

[hidden sable]

Latam

?

[frosty moss]

[arctic shoal]

funniest vr avatar that is dt related

[modest flume]

Metal Slug tracers

[fierce cave]

You gay for me boi

Hang up that computer call

I'm feeling romantical

[astral basin]

Oh no

Cas is feeling

[fierce cave]

I carried you yesterday

[astral basin]

Romanticall

[fierce cave]

You buns at hd2

[astral basin]

Some
I wasnt remotely bothering

[fierce cave]

BOORIIINNNGGGG

[astral basin]

Always

[fierce cave]

@twin dirge

Beat your son

[astral basin]

That man is likely napping

[modest flume]

Big talk for someone who cries at going above D5

[fierce cave]

Huh

I play d10

That was for sc farming

[fierce cave]

@modest flume

Goody

[modest flume]

That's what they all say mmmhmmm

[fierce cave]

Oh me oh my

[thick coyote]

Why not a trapper

[fierce cave]

I died once in lvl 10 buga

[gilded socket]

Huh

[fierce cave]

That's @gilded socket fr

[gilded socket]

Huh

[fierce cave]

Yeah you'd do that

[gilded socket]

Whuh

[whole parcel]

uhm it seems my chat not working how to fix this? Thank youi

[fierce cave]

Literally mailxune

[fierce cave]

In what?

[whole parcel]

in the game sorry

it wont send

[fierce cave]

It has outages

The game is broken

It'll be back in

A while

[fierce cave]

@gilded socket

[fiery wave]

Main fix is restarting the game.

[gilded socket]

Wuhuh

[fierce cave]

Don't say whuh

You see it

It's true

Hey morv

[analog marsh]

Close the game and reopen it.

[fierce cave]

Morb

[fierce cave]

Where you been gng

[analog marsh]

Didn't go anywhere, just been playing other games lately.

[fierce cave]

Well yeah and no

You don't msg here often

💔

[analog marsh]

ok and?

[fierce cave]

I've missed you

Your a staple of this server

[analog marsh]

if you say so

[fierce cave]

Your like sol

Sometimes controversial

Sometimes racist

Mostly cool

[astral basin]

Axte said “we must 10”
Aki said “ok”
I said “where am i?”

[analog marsh]

bruh

[fierce cave]

Took you a while to type that out

[astral basin]

I took turret supplies
Axte shit on me relentlessly bc it wasn’t extra supplies

[fierce cave]

Yes

Level 10

You need those spawn stims

And the ammo

And the grenades

Turret is fine below lvl 6

[astral basin]

Git gud thats what the resupply is for

[fierce cave]

7 and above no

[fierce cave]

You died 7 times

From 15 lives

I died once

[astral basin]

3 minimum was you dropping 500kg on my blues

[fierce cave]

Aki died 6 times

[fierce cave]

You walked into the red beacon of light

[astral basin]

I say that
It had to have only happened once or twice

[fierce cave]

Once

From the single 500

I used

In the horde

[astral basin]

you saw an exo beacon and dropped a 500 on it

[fierce cave]

Your beacon was invisible

🐍

[astral basin]

the thing barely dropped b4 it was scrapped
I was sad

[gilded socket]

Wuh?

[fierce cave]

Me you helldivers

And skully

And maybe aki

[astral basin]

I did alright the two other games
And then we went to the hive world and i went back to fucking off tryna chase a roach w a hover and chainsaw

I work today

[gilded socket]

Wehn?

[fierce cave]

When you free

[gilded socket]

Not until another 8-9ish hours

[fierce cave]

8 days a week 25 hours a day

[astral basin]

Mostly alright
You two ingrown ass hairs did me dirty w gas on the exterminate
My all mine setup did most of the work

[gilded socket]

Sol

Aki

Gay

[astral basin]

Only a little

[fierce cave]

For each other

[gilded socket]

Gay birds

[fierce cave]

We gas

You got in the way

With your 30$ loudout

Where's your gas armour

[astral basin]

Dont own it yet

Never went credit farming
And i dont pay for it

[marsh iris]

gassin it

[timber elk]

starts making pizza

[lusty estuary]

can you stop

you're stinking up the whole chat

[gilded socket]

Ew

[hidden sable]

Speak spanish

??

[astral basin]

Dont you know? Gas ovens are the third best way to make pizza

[arctic shoal]

The humble wood oven:

[lusty estuary]

wood fired pizza?

how's pizza supposed to get a job now?

[solar widget]

The best way to make pizza is putting it on a hot rock and letting the sun cook it 😌

[pure quail]

can I hgave plz

[timber elk]

Shush stinky

[timber elk]

And yes^^

[pure quail]

woo!

[fierce cave]

¿Que quieres preguntar?

[fierce cave]

The birdflu?

It tends to do that

Roadworks ahead?

I hope it does

[daring urchin]

is blocking 360 here, like in VT2?

[fierce cave]

No

It's dependent on weapon

I think it's in front

Like

45°

Maybe more

Bigger the weapon the better block

A large influx of new people recently

[daring urchin]

i'm looking at the weapon stats and can't see a block angle

you sure it's weapon specific?

[fierce cave]

When I tested it

Yeah

The shield had more than the shovel

Idk if they changed it tho

[fiery wave]

Is 360, stamina cost is higher when not infront of you.

[fierce cave]

It is?????

It's not for me

[fiery wave]

Deflector and shields only block shots infront of you.

[daring urchin]

so it's exactly like vermintide

got it

[fierce cave]

I block with sword and get hit from behind

[fiery wave]

Lag is a thing.

[fierce cave]

I hold block

With 20 bars of stamina

[solar widget]

Dont block

Be a man

Wildly swing into crowds with no sense of guarding then watch your HP vanish because of a hidden rager

[fiery wave]

Yes, they already hit you before the block.

[fierce cave]

Even after

Holding it down

[solar widget]

Krill issue on your part

[daring urchin]

are ragers this game's berserker equivalent? I'm VERY new to Darktide lol

[solar widget]

Pmuch

[fierce cave]

Vermin tide bit futeristic

[fiery wave]

Oh, crushers and maulers bypass it while breaking all stam.

[daring urchin]

i do have almost 300 hours in VT2, so i'm gonna be comparing everything here to that

[winged oasis]

sefoni is really ganging for the top spot of best girl

[solar widget]

Sefoni is best girl

Hadron overrated

[winged oasis]

but vermintide 2 and darktide 2 are really different horde games tho

[fiery wave]

VT2 is usually local though. So no ping and packet loss issues.

[fierce cave]

Your undergated

[daring urchin]

yeah, i've been traversing a sea of error 2014s ever since i bought it yesterday

[solar widget]

I didnt know i was a specialized plastic molding techinque

[fierce cave]

There is

New

17 dillah

[daring urchin]

but hey, at least loading into a mission doesn't take 5-7 business days here

silver linings

[solar widget]

17 buckaroos?

Here???

[fiery wave]

You might want to try another server just to see.

[fierce cave]

17 snackaronies

[solar widget]

17 of the delightful big greens??

In this economy???

[daring urchin]

well, every server except for Europe is gonna be basically unplayable for me

so i honestly don't even see the point

i know how these games are at 150+ ping and it's not a good time

as a side note, this might be the first game i've ever seen with an African server

[faint charm]

europe

[daring urchin]

that's cool, i've always felt bad for people in Africa who have no choice but to play with like 200+ ping

[solar widget]

Yea i dont think anyones on that one tho

Lol

[daring urchin]

guess that's also the reason why it's the first i've seen

seriously though, African gamers have it ROUGH

no servers, insane internet prices, and that's if the infrastructure works properly at all

[winged oasis]

are exalted 500 power weapons the highest we've got

[daring urchin]

buying PC parts must cost an arm and a leg too

[somber stream]

@marsh iris Ye on?

[solar widget]

Yeaaaa one of many reasons im glad i was born where i am

[fiery wave]

I dunno. I play at 300+ ping.

[daring urchin]

oof

[fierce cave]

He's not gonna play with your holes dude

[hushed cipher]

@somber stream 🫵

[somber stream]

Oh look who's here, still alive?

[hushed cipher]

Barely

[somber stream]

Don't make me bomb England

[hushed cipher]

But I do live yes

Do y'all still play??

[fierce cave]

Not for long dw

[somber stream]

I'm glad to hear

We're supposed to have a session today, yes

[fierce cave]

Dam

[hushed cipher]

Any free spots

[fierce cave]

Bro does not care about me

[fierce cave]

I play hd2

[hushed cipher]

Wo rad

[fierce cave]

Chat say something nice about me

Pwese

👉👈

[slate skiff]

what are the benefits of degenerating in a 40k discord

[somber stream]

uhh

[solar widget]

You are built like a poxwalker

[solar widget]

Idk man

Try it out for yourself

[fierce cave]

Gay sex

[hushed cipher]

Wtf.....

[solar widget]

Sesbian lex

[fierce cave]

Welcome your new I take it?

[fiery wave]

Is 'kay, I'll play with Larks later.

[hushed cipher]

IVE BEEN HERE FOR AGES

[lusty estuary]

the streets are saying gex is banned

[fierce cave]

Sure

December boy

[solar widget]

If he was new he’d be grey and lifeless

Dummy

[hushed cipher]

I just haven't been talking

[fierce cave]

Oh shit

[somber stream]

If Garut went to bed then we're gonna have to reschedule to tomorrow

[hushed cipher]

I've been busy on other games

[fierce cave]

December isn't new

[hushed cipher]

:<

[somber stream]

Poor guy, getting old

[solar widget]

NOOOOO NOT GEX

[hushed cipher]

It's before December

[faint charm]

hi

im tired

hello

[solar widget]

Unc

Unc

[faint charm]

hi

[marsh iris]

feeling quite sick, i think im turning

[somber stream]

Ah shit

[hushed cipher]

Aw no I miss that guy

OMG GARUT

[low wharf]

Hi tired im nut and im also tired

[somber stream]

Garut, commence operation chicken soup

[somber stream]

Fuck Nurgle

[solar widget]

Blrrh

[hushed cipher]

Sir Garut

[solar widget]

Dont, you gonna get an std

[marsh iris]

who goes there

[hushed cipher]

It ME

[marsh iris]

havent seen you in a while rway

[hushed cipher]

Yeah I know

[marsh iris]

well heard

[somber stream]

He's bed riddance

[hushed cipher]

I feel bad lowkey it's been busy asf lately

[marsh iris]

riddin it

[hushed cipher]

Started my study a week ago

[marsh iris]

yo understood

[somber stream]

Nice, vet right?

[marsh iris]

forgot that you just started sch

[hushed cipher]

Yeah, been learning veterinarian assistant stuff. Learning dosage rates so far (easy maths)

[clever horizon]

My most played classes are ogryn and psyker

[worn halo]

Vet tech here 😛 any questions let me know!

[hushed cipher]

Will do

[somber stream]

Darktide general chat: We have everything

[hushed cipher]

I miss playing sarktide

Dakttidr

[clever horizon]

Except new arbiter armors

[hushed cipher]

[fiery wave]

Oh. Larks won't be on for abit. I'm just eating too much chocolates.

[marsh iris]

datide

[slate skiff]

dorktide

[hushed cipher]

Everytime I get on I feel rusty

[south jetty]

every time I get on, I'm playing the game

[worn halo]

Rust passes very quickly in this game

[hushed cipher]

Every time I get on I get off

[solar widget]

Everytime i get on i sit in the lobby for an hour looking at reels

[solar widget]

Jonkler

[somber stream]

I haven't tide in weeks

[hushed cipher]

No no this is valid, this is how you play the game

[somber stream]

Work bent me over

[hushed cipher]

I've been grinding MH wilds but I've basically beaten the game now

[south jetty]

same

[solar widget]

Yes yes, i sit in lobby so i dont have to fight trappers

[south jetty]

I need to be on my solo queue bullshit again

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

Time for NG+

[solar widget]

I couldn’t get past the yuan trio

-i cant figure out the wrist slingshot

I may be a lil solo

[hushed cipher]

Th the wat

The who

[astral basin]

Bread me

[somber stream]

[hushed cipher]

Datike

[astral basin]

Now that looks like someone that’d give me a nice “gluten tag”

[fiery wave]

I already failed to clutch after clutching 4 times in an auric match. I'm ded for that.

[south jetty]

i feel crusty

[fiery wave]

300 ping controller scum is hell.

[somber stream]

Scumn't

Sorry, i had to

[hushed cipher]

I failed to clutch the other day on 200+ ping

[astral basin]

I regret nothing

[solar widget]

The birds that you need to hurl shit at or you get triple teamed

[south jetty]

grundleslammer

[astral basin]

Or do i

[fiery wave]

I did it 4 times already that run.

[hushed cipher]

Are you talkin the new game or World?

[solar widget]

Wilds

[fiery wave]

Failed the fifth cos not enough hp left.

[solar widget]

Its right after the base final fight

[fiery wave]

Nothing to take chip with.

[solar widget]

With the lil fatalis killer

[hushed cipher]

I'm uh

[south jetty]

maybe it's time to actually get my hive scum to level 30

[hushed cipher]

I'm forgetful

[fiery wave]

Also a stupid bulwark refused to die in chem 'nade.

[solar widget]

No

Make a zealot snd that to 30 instead

😌

[south jetty]

no I already have a zealot

[solar widget]

Make another

😌

[south jetty]

No

[royal badge]

Two zealots

[solar widget]

Two zealots

[south jetty]

That's like saying "you should become a chud and get banned from your favorite store"

[royal badge]

I gotta tell ya this is pretty terrific

[solar widget]

But

You are playing hivesCum

You are a chud

[royal badge]

That's not like that at all

[south jetty]

no I'm an anarchist

[solar widget]

And probably banned from your favorite store for doing heroin in the parking lot

[south jetty]

Yeah it is

[royal badge]

Closest to a chud class is fuckin psyker

[south jetty]

Oh you don't get banned for that. I've seen people do that

At least 3 times

[solar widget]

Cadia vet is the biggest chud to ever chud

[south jetty]

psyker is the fruity class

[royal badge]

Loner psyker is literally a chud

[somber stream]

"Who's my favourite Darktide chud"

[solar widget]

Cadia vet is chuddier tho

[royal badge]

Different flavors of chud

[south jetty]

Vet and Arbitrator are the chuds, vet is dumbass, zealot is an unwashed chud-lite, psyker is on fruity zesty slay shit

[solar widget]

Hadron

[hidden wedge]

when they removing rotten armor these havocs getting boring yawn

[hushed cipher]

@solar widget omg are you talking about Zoh Shia

[solar widget]

Im talking about the fight adter Zoh Shia the birds

Lol

[south jetty]

Which one? Fem one acts more like that then the male one for some reason LMAO

[royal badge]

When tbey nerf psyker

[hushed cipher]

I DONT REMMEBER NO BRIDS

[solar widget]

Its when you unlock the transmog

[south jetty]

fem Loner is a massive hater

[solar widget]

Or whatever

[south jetty]

I love her

[solar widget]

WHYYYYY NOT

THE BIRDS

[hushed cipher]

IDK I CANT

MY BRAIN CANT THINK OF BIRDS

[solar widget]

THE BIRDS

THE BIRDIES

[royal badge]

That's literally all the male loner does bruh

[south jetty]

male Loner be like "ugh I'm so above you people... but please stay safe and stop doing stupid shit"

[hushed cipher]

🐦

[fiery wave]

To be fair, when the world hates you... you start hating the world back.

[royal badge]

I don't think I've ever actually heard a female loner in-game

[fiery wave]

I know the feel.

[fierce cave]

Me

[hushed cipher]

This mfer you can't beat 🐦

[fierce cave]

I am

[south jetty]

She does it more, it's amazing

[royal badge]

No the fuck he isn't

[somber stream]

Whuh

[solar widget]

I have a fem loner

Havent used in her in awhile

[somber stream]

Can women be chud

[hushed cipher]

Oh my god I know what you're talking about

[solar widget]

Chuddettes

[somber stream]

Wait no, you're no women

[royal badge]

Femcel is a term that exists, do with it what you will

[hushed cipher]

You're fighting tempered monsters

[fierce cave]

Make loner be like
"Bro we can-mmmph were both boys-mph"

[fierce cave]

Owch

[south jetty]

He does. It's a weird way of him masking stuff, they both do it but f Loner is more angry about it than the other

[somber stream]

You're Spag

[fierce cave]

That hurts licht

[fierce cave]

I want an apology

[solar widget]

Your a pasta dish

Silence

Non human

[drowsy lynx]

Why does this sound like a slur lol

[somber stream]

Hetti?

[hushed cipher]

If you ever need help clearing them ping me fr I will wipe those birds on the floor @solar widget

[fierce cave]

Spagot

[royal badge]

Literally all the male loner does is talk down to people and insult them lol

[fiery wave]

Or hetti.

[fierce cave]

Im genuinely being serious rn

[south jetty]

femcel, tradwife, radfems... absolutely

[solar widget]

I havent played MHW in awhile lol

But if i do go back i’ll ping

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

Think i'll stick with Chuddette

[south jetty]

He shows concern for others peppered in. It's very much a front

[somber stream]

Or was it Chudette

[fiery wave]

Why is food shaped food not trying to be food?

[solar widget]

Chuddettes

[somber stream]

@fierce cave Chudette

[royal badge]

Maybe but it's very very rare, it's mostly lashing out. It's like Bully's personality but much more extreme

[fierce cave]

Bro

I'm not in a good place rn

I'm done with the jokes

Please

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[hushed cipher]

Spag bol

[somber stream]

Wanna talk about it?

[fierce cave]

Well

Weddings cancelled

[somber stream]

Fuck

[fierce cave]

She cheated on me

With a close friend

[drowsy lynx]

Dayumn

[somber stream]

God damn German woman

[drowsy lynx]

That's fucked

[fierce cave]

And sent me a fucking video of it

[hushed cipher]

Oh shit

[south jetty]

It's probably a way to maintain distance between people while knowing why the circumstances are so shit and most people you meet are gonna treat you like garbage, then die. But also knowing "man this shit ain't it these people really don't need to be dying like this"

[royal badge]

Oh shit

[south jetty]

what the fuck is happening

[somber stream]

I'm sorry Cas :c

🫂

[fierce cave]

I feel numb

[south jetty]

trynna have a normal discussion and someone vents about something serious please stay fucking safe

[fierce cave]

3 years

[hushed cipher]

That's rough, sorry mate. Darktide server is here for you

[fiery wave]

Honestly, they are both like it to some degree. Hell, I feel like all of them mask it on some level. (Ignoring oggy. Dunno heavy at all.)

[royal badge]

Is there anyone irl you can reach out to?

[drowsy lynx]

A good person would not have done this. It's gonna be awhile before it feels okay but please know you're better off without this person

[south jetty]

I like how most of the psykers do it

[royal badge]

Yeah no that's fucking heinous

Like what the hell

[fierce cave]

Time to drown in wine again

Yaayy

[somber stream]

Did you had a nasty fight recently?

[royal badge]

What kind of friend would do that either

[fierce cave]

No

[somber stream]

Then I can't wrap my head around why

[fierce cave]

Slight disagreement about food

[south jetty]

#general-chat message

[drowsy lynx]

Don't feel bad about treating yourself for a while either, gotta rediscover your own internal source of happiness

[fierce cave]

Don't

[somber stream]

I meant the reason that lead to the 'thing'

But let's move on

[south jetty]

You posted it in public and someone wanted context. Don't what?

[fiery wave]

I wonder if it's like a long time jab that was planned in advance. People used to befriend me just to do something like that in a year or so just because it's fun to their sick minds.

[sinful pecan]

What the fuck, that's awful, man. I'm so fucking sorry to hear that.

[fierce cave]

You don't just say something is the reason

[drowsy lynx]

Right it's rarely related to only something recent

[fierce cave]

I cancelled it

[south jetty]

We press on from venting in public

[fierce cave]

Today

[fiery wave]

They are just acting like what the world expects them to be like...

[drowsy lynx]

Appropriate response

[royal badge]

Please tell me you let everyone in your families know what they did

[fierce cave]

But 3 years

[south jetty]

fem Seer is really interesting with it because her kindness is very genuine but she still has a daring and mischievous side to her that's hilarious to observe

[fierce cave]

I just got my mother dude

[urban dove]

[drowsy lynx]

When I broke up a three year relationship, the woman I was dating changed. She started speaking her mind for the first time and I realized the woman I thought I loved didn't exist and was entirely an act

[fiery wave]

I knew someone who waited 5 years before taking my things and mocking me in public.

[drowsy lynx]

People do fucked up things like that

[fiery wave]

They were only friend tier.

[fierce cave]

I love the fact about how this is the second time this has happened to me

[sinful pecan]

We live in a world of both amazing, wonderful people and also the scum of the earth. Fucking crazy.

[fierce cave]

Im so happy

[fiery wave]

People can be asses, some like the delayed fuse thing to make it worse.

[fierce cave]

I wanna live more

[fiery wave]

Aren't they the most insane of the three?

[fierce cave]

When I got no one to talk to

Darktide exists

[south jetty]

Just about. She's not power hungry like the m Seer, though I'd argue the Savants are pretty grounded too

[cosmic burrow]

welp new deadlock update

[south jetty]

werewolf woman

[fiery wave]

I just know loner just lashes out from the abuse they had struggling to survive.

[south jetty]

Both of those mfers need hugs

[stiff salmon]

general ballpark of time needed for the titles budding interrogator and poxbreaker. I am assuming roughly 600-700 hours for the first, roughly double that for the 2nd with normal gameplay, not explicit farming. Roughly correct?

[royal badge]

Power hungry? Aren't the seers the ones that hear the beloved?

[urban dove]

Im at nearly 200k on pox breaker in 250 hours

[cosmic burrow]

yup

[fierce cave]

Pretty much

[quaint moss]

men :3

[south jetty]

Yeah, but the m Seer insists people should pray to him at some point and is way more imposing than f Seer

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[south jetty]

f Seer is whimsical af

[fierce cave]

Uh

[fiery wave]

Yep. And actual love.

[royal badge]

I don't think power hungry is the right word

[south jetty]

That's 2 words thank you! (joking)

I'm about to shower so figure that one out while I'm gone

[fiery wave]

More if you don't grindset kill. I'm near 1.3k with like 570k kills.

[royal badge]

He's deranged and doesn't really understand how to have proper human friendships cuz he's so fucked up

Having a shard of the literal emperor speaking to you will do that

[fierce cave]

Sounds like me

[worn halo]

Naw Spaghetti you just constantly need attention

[lusty estuary]

seer isn't really power hungry as much as he is just kind of unstable

[fierce cave]

Scroll up gng

[hushed cipher]

men ><

[royal badge]

Do you have like some friends irl you can stay with for a bit?

[stiff salmon]

"grindset kill"? I am assuming "normal gameplay" - perhaps on a horde farming char like psyker but not going into a mission and just farming horde at a spawn.

[zenith pollen]

Anyone with fire ogryn name ideas?

[fierce cave]

I have my own house

[royal badge]

Grunk

[stiff salmon]

Mops 😛

[royal badge]

I mean an actual support group

Like

[fierce cave]

Lowkey loaded while poor

[royal badge]

People you know irl

[fierce cave]

Genuinely

[royal badge]

Who you can talk to

[somber stream]

Summon

[fierce cave]

I don't got frends

[fiery wave]

As in, you rush to grab all the kills.

[somber stream]

Nurgle

[royal badge]

Christ

[somber stream]

Nurgle gamer

[lusty estuary]

the seers embody an archetype of psyker character where the near perpetual connection to the warp just creates severe emotional instability because they're being told a thousand different things from hundreds of thousands of different tiny voices

[stiff salmon]

ah ok, did not know that term. thanks for explaining.

[fierce cave]

Im done for

[fiery wave]

I don't play with that mindset unless when clutching.

[lusty estuary]

both are laboring under the assumption that this is all just some kind of dream but fem seer is approaching that with detachment, albeit positive, while male seer is thinking he has direct control over everything that's happening

[fiery wave]

Mostly cos if I don't, I'll die.

[urban dove]

I feel like when clutching its opposite for me

[fiery wave]

To be fair, if he were powerful enough... but he isn't.

[urban dove]

I kill nothing and loop them until nothing will spawn and then rush to pick to the boys

Assuming theres no objective in my way

[fiery wave]

Things gotta die since I'm last alive.

Need to upkeep desperado till next rescue.

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimply kill everything whether your team is alive or not

[fiery wave]

Then stim and pray it comes back to pick them.

[lusty estuary]

male seer just seems to have far more violent mood swings compared to his fem counterpart

[urban dove]

See ill just rampage scream anything big in my way and keep looping to abuse spawn limit

[lusty estuary]

he's not even necessarily malicious

[urban dove]

Means the boys have a horde to deal with when they get up

Boys non gendered

[lusty estuary]

fat shark tweet ?

[urban dove]

Like how my favourite mushrooms call themselves boys when they have no gender

[hidden sable]

Por fin alguien que habla español

Juegan darktide en grupo?

[drowsy lynx]

Lmao two arby melees are 2nd and 3rd for top kills despite only being available half the year

[hidden sable]

O es otro grupo

[drowsy lynx]

Ofc the braindead inferno staff is number one

[hidden sable]

Es mi primera vez aca

[drowsy lynx]

Better buff it again lol

[lusty estuary]

the groaners are really kicking our asses

[stiff salmon]

which statistic?

[drowsy lynx]

#🐦tweets-sermons message

[fading otter]

BASTARD

[drowsy lynx]

Right lol #1 killer

[fierce cave]

Es difícil encontrar grupos basados en idiomas. Lamentablemente soy británico.

[hidden sable]

Entonces no eres latino ouch

Perdón Bro

[lusty estuary]

you would think poxwalkers wouldn't be considered for most lethal enemy because statistically there's so many of them per mission they're bound to be getting last hits like a decent chunk of the time

but i guess it's also funnier to imagine getting demolished by a groaner

[hidden sable]

Creí que iba a encontrar jugadores españoles o latinos y jugar con micrófono

[stiff salmon]

thanks. seems like arbitrator needs a buff 😛

[lusty estuary]

actual most lethal enemy has to be crushers right

[stiff salmon]

(to overthrow inferno stuff)

[fierce cave]

Lo siento, no soy latino, amigo, pero buena suerte encontrando a alguien.

[drowsy lynx]

Probably depends on how they quantify it, it could be how many downs, kills, or just damage

[urban dove]

Another month or 2 and chem grenades would probably be up there

[fiery wave]

Cos many casuals just play arby cos easier.