general-chat

[tiny swift]

Why do you want quickplay in havoc?

[carmine steppe]

A philosopher that was a big critic of the western religion

[sleek harness]

Because he's lazy

[arctic tapir]

Getting called "Good Varlet" by Hadron does something to me man

[tiny swift]

Don't seek Women

[sleek harness]

Oh no, it's Big Boi's sibiling

[shy sandal]

He's dumb stronng, only issue is he actively needs to sabotage his team to get most value

[lyric frigate]

20 minutes of idling in party finder purgatory to throw a mission 10 minutes in

[carmine steppe]

He's the reason why we have the nihilism word and why edgy teenagers say god is dead

Without understanding the full phrase

[tiny swift]

24 backstabs per hour

[marsh iris]

datktide the new idle game

[amber delta]

party finder takes too long to start playing

[tiny swift]

WHY did Japanese Samurai came with ''Honor'' ? They backstabbed eachother harder than USA

[jaunty path]

god is ned

[sleek harness]

But think about the realism, nobody is doing that bitch ass general missions

[tiny swift]

Sengoku period is backstab upon backstabs, there is no honorthere

[carmine steppe]

It's hilarious how people misinterpret the phrase

[arctic tapir]

God is bred?

[hidden whale]

God got flanderized?

;.;

[tiny swift]

God will change when we transfer server admins

[carmine steppe]

Nietzsche isn't celebrating that god is dead, he is mourning him, cause that shit sucks

[carmine steppe]

He shall be randomly decided to one of the people of the server

[shy sandal]

"God is Dead" guy.

He also was a very big believer in "The Weak should serve the Strong" mentality

[tiny swift]

Nietzche is too gloomy and sad for today's yough sadky

[carmine steppe]

The will to power is a bit more complicated than that

[hidden whale]

isnt that the plot of Planinum End

[sleek harness]

"The strong should lead the pack"

[tiny swift]

I'M BORN IN 1999 AND EVERYONE AFTER ME IS BIG CAT!

I report everyone 2000 forth

[hidden whale]

guh?

[amber delta]

hello packmates

[shy sandal]

Yes, but no one is going to want a 15 page introduction to a guy they haven't ever heard about

[carmine steppe]

He's not supposed to be, he actually wanted a way for people to live on after the death of god, mainly through culture, he loved music

[tiny swift]

Am I Gen Z or milenial?

[amber delta]

Z

[tiny swift]

1999 is gen Z?

[jaunty path]

zillenial

[amber delta]

yea

[sleek harness]

I think the knowledge of a lunatic german man will make me become a good person

Don't*

[quaint moss]

Ted

[tiny swift]

Bro I was hating on my own people all this time

[amber delta]

millenials last year was 96 I think

[carmine steppe]

No, in Platinum's end it wasn't random and the ending sucked

God what a waste of time

[sleek harness]

God is a nerd

[tiny swift]

1999 seems like boomer age tho

[carmine steppe]

I'm pissed I remembered the end of Platinum's end

[tiny swift]

notn Z

[shy sandal]

So, thing is, he thought that was bad because the strong was being enslaved by the weak by doing that, because he was not reaching his full potential for the sake of caring for those who enslaved him

[sleek harness]

When older than 30:

[amber delta]

its ok pre 2000 gen Z is basically spiritually millenials

[tiny swift]

Thank you

[jaunty path]

u lookin like da empra rn vro

[sleek harness]

So he was reverse nazi?

[tiny swift]

FUCK GEN Z RAAH RAAAAAAH

[carmine steppe]

Hey he was only going crazy at the end of his life, when he travelered around roman bathhouses until he died

[fallow ore]

Gen Z is 1995-2012

[hidden whale]

the point was given that "god was dead", in which that madman in the marketplace has viewed it as being replaced with capital, being that if meaning isnt given divinely, humans needed to find a way to create it honestly

[tiny swift]

i'm not that old

[hidden whale]

hes actually a hopemaxxer

[carmine steppe]

Before that he was pretty sane

[lyric frigate]

is there a problem?

[tiny swift]

with gen Z? yes

[jaunty path]

u lookin like a corpse rn

[tiny swift]

They post porn online and goon to it.

[shy sandal]

He was very much into eugenics, but never thought it had anything to do with race or ethnicity. His sister tried using his work for the nazi party and he resented her for doing it so

[sleek harness]

Mf hates 99% of this server

[lyric frigate]

alright what did i do exactly

[sleek harness]

Let's kill him

[carmine steppe]

And this is what people need to realize, Nietzsche is the ultimate anti-nihilist

[fallow ore]

But now the question is, do you really wanna be a millenial?

[jaunty path]

I wouldnt say 99%

actually

[sleek harness]

98% counting Paul

[jaunty path]

mmmmmmmmm

[tiny swift]

I'M THE ANCIENT ROMAN PURE 100000% EMPEROR WHO WAS BORN IN 1999

DON'T MOCK ME!

[jaunty path]

some ppl here roughly escape gen z category

[carmine steppe]

I am from 2001, wtf am I?

[amber delta]

ideally u wanna be a boomer but that ship has long sailed

[tiny swift]

Alien

[hidden whale]

yeah but kind of a brutal variation. he hated comfort, with the tagline kind of being something like if life is unfair and meaningless, wtf are you gonna do about it

[sleek harness]

I believe gen Z are people who were born around 2000 until 2010

[fallow ore]

Or genx maybe

[marsh iris]

hello fellow kids

[shy sandal]

late 90s to early 2010s

[hidden whale]

hey unc

[tiny swift]

Reported

[jaunty path]

1999-2010 i think

[carmine steppe]

Well make your own meaning, but still he was a pioneer on this stuff

[jaunty path]

2012*

im 2005

[sleek harness]

Old

[carmine steppe]

Also comfort can be a bad thing

[jaunty path]

skaven how old are you

[fallow ore]

Its 1995 - 2010

[amber delta]

wtf baby

[tiny swift]

28 feels like unc in today's time

[sleek harness]

I am skaven

Guess

[hidden whale]

damn people getting with the ASL in discord chat

[long sigil]

Am I strong enough to handle alcohol?

[hidden whale]

no

[jaunty path]

how old are you vro

[long sigil]

my friends say i am crazy

[hidden whale]

it will give you brain damage in any amount

[marsh iris]

if you believe strong enough

[jaunty path]

Can you walk

[fallow ore]

If youre like 16-18 sure, if u dont overdo it

[amber delta]

32

[tiny swift]

Drink until you die

[sleek harness]

He's Bart Simpson, he can do anything

[tiny swift]

then we will find out

[long sigil]

I drank half a bottle of whiskey, a bottle of cheap wine, and about three cans of beer.

[jaunty path]

id stop there

[tiny swift]

You're Alright.

[trail bramble]

drink some water now or you're going to wake up wishing you were dead though

[tiny swift]

Water is gay

[marsh iris]

drunk doooog

[amber delta]

I think u already proved your strength you can stop

[long sigil]

I think I'm average, but my friends say I'm not.

weak ass

[shy sandal]

Overall i think he was a complex character, and his work has its goods and bads.

I prefer Albert Camus philosophy of absurdism (Camus is the "One must imagine Sysiphus happy" guy)

[tiny swift]

Fuck them, and just vibe

[amber delta]

last time I drank a bottle of whiskey on new years eve I collapsed and missed the celebration

[hidden whale]

you should guzzle that water

[long sigil]

damn it

[hidden whale]

1-1 ratio with alc and you wont feel like shit

[gloomy void]

Furis

[hidden whale]

hangovers are dehydration basically

[tiny swift]

who the fuck drinks half bottle of whiskey and shampane?

[long sigil]

yeah

[tiny swift]

Alien? Thanos? Fucking GIGA MAN

[sleek harness]

I personally drink shampoo

[long sigil]

head kinda hurt after drinked

what?

[hidden whale]

idk, my alcoholic friend could handle that easily

that much would have me fucked up tho

[tiny swift]

That's insane

[marsh iris]

shampooagn

[sleek harness]

It gets you drunk but in a different way

[tiny swift]

I like whiskey, but half bottle?

[fallow ore]

Thats normal, I'd recommend eating a bunch and drinking some water before sleep

[tiny swift]

WHAT THEFUCK

[shy sandal]

champagne is easy, wine too. Whiskey on the other hand, god dayum

[hidden whale]

I think you're underestimating alcoholics

[hidden whale]

that aint shit

[fallow ore]

Thats not too bad for a whole night

[amber delta]

whiskey goes down way too easy for how quickly it fucks you up that drink is a trap

[tiny swift]

I love this meme

[fallow ore]

Also good to mix

[arctic tapir]

Listening to the Darktide OST while playing Darktide, real big brain hours

[tiny swift]

Even in my lowest pit, I drank like half of 40% Vodka bottle, and therw up on ground.

And I mean like full hobo style

[sleek harness]

Listening to [game] while playing [game] is so [game]

[quaint moss]

drink water

[fallow ore]

Warp Traveller is a banger

[hidden whale]

im not the alcoholic >>>

[long sigil]

I always feel this way, but I'm also jealous of my friends who can get drunk even if they drink a little.

[tiny swift]

change that

[fallow ore]

Well normally you do it in smaller does over the night with friends

[quaint moss]

its time to drink water 🎶
drink water
time to drink water 🎶

[hidden whale]

never

[arctic tapir]

OOoh, that is nice

[tiny swift]

Being alcoholic is popular now tho

[quaint moss]

i responded to the wrong one ;-;

truly fumbled the bag

[fallow ore]

Used to be more popular

[hidden whale]

luckily i dont go outside :>

[long sigil]

and whiskey is too expensive

[quaint moss]

it still is popular

[long sigil]

and too small

[gloomy void]

Alcohol is for stinky losers. Just rawdog life

[tiny swift]

Vodka is better

[long sigil]

i like whiskey more

[quaint moss]

rawdog🤨
cookeddog

[fallow ore]

Yea ofc, dont know anyone who doesnt drink, its like part of the culture here

[hidden whale]

life is for people who cant face drugs :>

[thick tulip]

Does vodka even have any taste?

[tiny swift]

Imma bite you

[fallow ore]

Tastes like disinfectants

[quaint moss]

honestly thats everywhere

[gloomy void]

That ain’t a threat with me

[fallow ore]

Truth nuke

[tiny swift]

Bruh

[quaint moss]

i should know (i traveled through over half the US)

[long sigil]

smoke is bad and drink alcohol is good

[fallow ore]

Its mostly beer here but I don like beer tbh

[tiny swift]

I walked for like 20m and i'm dead

[marsh iris]

water you guys doing

[quaint moss]

asthma?

[sleek harness]

Both can get you killed but hey, at least one of your organs won't turn into charcoal

[hidden whale]

damn you need to walk more ;.;

[tiny swift]

I have no idea how peoplein gym , keep working out

[thick tulip]

Legit. To me I feel like 99% ethanol has more taste.

[quaint moss]

OH 20 MILES

[tiny swift]

I do walk, but after 20m i'm just dead and breathing like dying

[hidden whale]

oh real? thats pretty good

[quaint moss]

its imperial XD

[hidden whale]

do you mean miles or minutes lol

[long sigil]

sad true

[sleek harness]

Imperial is dumb

[tiny swift]

I tried to lift 6kg of weight at Gym, and felt like dying

[hidden whale]

for general athleticism and health you dont need to push yourself that hard

its better to show up 3-4 times a week and get moderate work in than kill yourself so you stop wanting to show up

[tiny swift]

How the fuck people lift 10k in gym

[thick tulip]

Bcs of the lifting? Or bcs u had to go to the gym for that?

[wooden creek]

By working out so they can

[sleek harness]

By being level 100 at Mafia City

[quaint moss]

i curl 35kg

[hidden whale]

I curl dn

[quaint moss]

DEEZ

[tiny swift]

My friend asked me to try it out, and I felt like dying

[long sigil]

gonna drink again

[hidden whale]

jk. I think I onerepped 30lbs with strict form a couple days ago

but I also never train isolated movements so im kinda weak in them

[tiny swift]

If he didn't tookthat weights off me, I would die

[quaint moss]

35kg is around 70 pounds

[hidden whale]

you didnt put safeties on? lol

[tiny swift]

Bro 6kg is too much

[long sigil]

Tip: You should never skip brushing your teeth before going to bed after drinking alcohol.

[rough verge]

I dont have a personality so I have to look cool

[tiny swift]

for my 54kg ass looking

[hidden whale]

in what movement...?

[quaint moss]

i could literally throw you

and then catch you

[tiny swift]

Just normal up and down, with weights on sides

[rough verge]

Bench press

[hidden whale]

mf theyre ALL up and down

[tiny swift]

Imma bite ou

[quaint moss]

(for context i am able to throw my 35kg weight and catch it)

[tiny swift]

6kg on your arms is not easy seriously.

[hidden whale]

bench press? dumbell press? overhead press? curls? rows? squats?

[tiny swift]

I think bench press

[quaint moss]

its the muscle groups

but yes

[quaint moss]

dont bite or i throw

[rough verge]

You lay on your back and push it up

[hidden whale]

well everyones gotta start somewhere

[tiny swift]

Idk but seeing guys taking 15k on their arms, made my scared of gym

i'm not strong enough, to even try that shit

[hidden whale]

I dont want to alarm you, but thats barely intermediate. maybe.

[quaint moss]

i got my weight being like oh ima start off with a nice 35 pounds

[hidden whale]

if lateral raises thats pretty hard

[quaint moss]

I DIDNT REALISE IT MEANT BOTH SIDES

• the handle bar is 5

i almost got the 50

[tiny swift]

When your arms brake with 6kg, seeing guys lift 10+kg makes you feel like... you know

[hidden whale]

yeah but they probably also arent 54kg lol

[quaint moss]

A TWINK /j

[fallow ore]

Truely

[hidden whale]

and new to the gym

[tiny swift]

They're like 100 + I think, one is 95kg

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT A FEMBOY!

[rough verge]

Im a cool 108kg

[hidden whale]

ill be for real if you go to the gym consistently and eat right you will smash 10kg in less than a year

easily

thats not very much weight

[quaint moss]

sorry i dont make the rules 😔

[fallow ore]

Lil twinky

Twinkerbell

[tiny swift]

i will eat you

[quaint moss]

"you gonna finish that twink" sonar

[fallow ore]

Real shit

[hidden whale]

that... probably only makes him excited...

[rough verge]

Twinkle twinkle little star

[tiny swift]

RAAAAH

[fallow ore]

Erm, thats illegal

[fallow ore]

:3

[tiny swift]

Yeah but honestly, it's hard to try keeping your body in shape

[quaint moss]

also honestly i think age group comes into the type of people who lift weights

[hidden whale]

oh god the femboy bio just hit me with the :3

its so jover

[quaint moss]

:3

[tiny swift]

6kg of weigh on bench press is enough to make my hard beat as hell

[fallow ore]

Yeaaa agreed, Im just kinda thin, all I do is bike which is pretty cool, but gym is kinda boring

[hidden whale]

BENCH PRESS? are you sure

[quaint moss]

HOWEVER you actually might want to start on your legs instead and do cardio

[hidden whale]

thats

crazy

how do you lift anything ever if thats the case

[tiny swift]

the weights you pull up when you're lying on press

[quaint moss]

TWINK /j

[tiny swift]

i don't know how to explain it in english

[rough verge]

A lot of helldiver players in the chat

[fallow ore]

Its true ✊😔

[rough verge]

Skullcrusher?

[fallow ore]

Hell yea

[tiny swift]

YOU'RE THINK, I'M MANLY MAN

[fallow ore]

Havent played the new update yet

[tiny swift]

I have big hair and powerful muscels

[hidden whale]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[fallow ore]

Your 54kg, im like 55kg so Im stronger

[hidden whale]

which of those are you talking about? lol

[quaint moss]

skinny man small muscles >:3

[tiny swift]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[hidden whale]

because 6kg on bench press is 13lbs!! literally everyone besides babies and elderly can do that

or should be able to

[quaint moss]

this is good maths

[fallow ore]

Yea 6kg is like, groceries

[tiny swift]

Yeah. my muscles are just... gone

[quaint moss]

i think i can max out at like 150 on my left arm

[hidden whale]

do you have an sickness or physical injury

[tiny swift]

I have cystic fibrosis, and rehabilitation is hell

[fallow ore]

Waow

[quaint moss]

whats that

[hidden whale]

lung sickness

[tiny swift]

Like you try to do something, but your whole body says NO, and you fight it

[hidden whale]

this changes the context of literally everything

the gym is much much harder for you

[quaint moss]

YOU SHOULDN'T LIFT WEIGHTS OMG ;-;

thats so dangerous

[rough verge]

Goodness

[tiny swift]

But I want to be normal, just like... everyone guy

[knotty terrace]

worthless fucking weapon the power falchion is

[quaint moss]

cough, boom your heads gone

[rough verge]

56

[hidden whale]

twink lungs... so sad

[twin flower]

normals overrated

[hidden whale]

;.;

[twin flower]

be special

[tiny swift]

pretty much sadly lmao

[quaint moss]

you should do cardio like i was saying

and have a friend with you

[twin flower]

Arent there like better workouts tho

[quaint moss]

yeah but before you can lift weights you should train your lungs, and having a friend can help if you have an attack

[twin flower]

grab a spottah

[tiny swift]

When you're trying to be like other people, is grates source of feedback. You want to be normal, even if you're not, but giving up is worst than death.

[quaint moss]

Basically

[tiny swift]

Giving up as disabled person, is worse than death.

[quaint moss]

its actually not though

[twin flower]

i mean theres tons of workout alternatives without the weights as well

prolly more safer

[quaint moss]

💀 no, bad

[hidden whale]

I would stick to cardio and bodyweight for awhile...

[quaint moss]

Do pushups

[hidden whale]

if 20m of walking is hard do 15m

[tiny swift]

Is there more human look at it?

[quaint moss]

that is like not dangerous

[hidden whale]

and work your way up. burning yourself out is gonna be worse than slowly building

[quaint moss]

english ?_?

[hidden whale]

"twinkity twink uWu"

:3

[rough verge]

:[

[quaint moss]

lol NOT HELPING

XD

[tiny swift]

When you feel your lungs bleeding, and couldn't grasp breath, it's time you realize you need to work out

[twin flower]

are you bulking up or something

[rough verge]

Im on that forever bulk

109 kilo

[twin flower]

you need cardio not weights

eyyy

im like 80kg

and im in my 20s

[tiny swift]

True

[hidden whale]

all these eurounits

confusing

[quaint moss]

i could pick you up

[rough verge]

Im 19

[rough verge]

Kilo is basically 2x pound

[hidden whale]

ive picked up a ~200lb friend in a fireman carry and squatted him

[tiny swift]

Lies

[hidden whale]

at 130lb

[twin flower]

boddybuilder?

[rough verge]

180 cm is average. More is tall less is short

[quaint moss]

2.2

[tiny swift]

I've seen you on this server for fucking 4 years Jude

[rough verge]

Only recently

[twin flower]

pog

[rough verge]

I was an athlete before

[twin flower]

noice

[rough verge]

Uh huh

[twin flower]

like professional athlete?

[tiny swift]

You're not 19

28 more like, UnC.

[quaint moss]

picked up my sister when she weight 350 and walked to the otherside of a room

[rough verge]

Youre right. 🙁
I turn 19 this april

[tiny swift]

UNC

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

turns out, when you weigh that much it hurts to be picked up

[rough verge]

Aimt ypu 27

[quaint moss]

;-; still feel bad

[tiny swift]

yis i'm old

[rough verge]

Grunc

[quaint moss]

old twink?

[tiny swift]

27 in poland is like 49

[quaint moss]

(im so mean)

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT A FEMBOY

I'M MANLY MAN

[rough verge]

Femboy≠twink

[hidden whale]

cute :3

[rough verge]

Twink is a Lil guy, a femboy is a crossdresser

[quaint moss]

in denial, schedule appointment for next week

[tiny swift]

I'm 164cm I will bite you

[hidden whale]

aww

[tiny swift]

DON'T AWW ME

[rough verge]

Short king

[tiny swift]

I'M DANGEROUS

[quaint moss]

give this man headpats

[hidden whale]

you could almost nibble my shoulders

lil cutie

:3

[quaint moss]

:3

[tiny swift]

bro i'm actually nation stated theat

i'm evil

[quaint moss]

theat

awwww

[tiny swift]

BRO

[hidden whale]

lets get some thigh highs and a skirt, we WILL make a national level threat

[quaint moss]

thweat
also that sounds more like tech support fit

[rough verge]

Have you considered hrt

[tiny swift]

I'm eating your power core cable

[fallow ore]

Ankle biter

[tiny swift]

DON'T

[quaint moss]

i will get the guillotine

[tiny swift]

is 164 really that short? lmao

[quaint moss]

(dont ask why i have one premade)

[rough verge]

180 is average

[fallow ore]

Yea, over here the average size for guys is like 182 or something

[tiny swift]

You could just kill me

[hidden whale]

idk I cant read euro very easily

5'8' is the male average where I live

[quaint moss]

5' 4"

[tiny swift]

FUCK

WHY AM I SO SHORT

[quaint moss]

my granpa is like 6'2

and 80

[fallow ore]

Parents ig

[quaint moss]

life decided you were gonna be a cute threat

[tiny swift]

I love my mom and dad but...

fuck the genes

[quaint moss]

ok Alabama

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT CUTE.

[urban dove]

Short king hours in the general chat?

[tiny swift]

I'M DANGEROUS AND HAVE ARMED WEAPONS

[urban dove]

[fallow ore]

Yea 💪

Us short kings have to rise up

Fr

[hidden whale]

i live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "section 8." me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. we possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. if anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, i will be more than happy to release my address. i would like to warn you; Ii am a very dangerous person and i regularly disobey the law.

[urban dove]

Sorry I'm an outside observer

182cm

[quaint moss]

<- you

[tiny swift]

Can you imagine, the worst type of stuff, someone said, asking you for IRL meeting, and there is just... short king, 164cm looking at your knees?

[quaint moss]

~PEAK

[tiny swift]

Couldn't be me

[hidden whale]

its actually a benefit for lifting

the best powerlifters pound for pound are shorter

[urban dove]

In UK im taller than average, in Europe Im borderline average or shorter

[hidden whale]

they scale better

[tiny swift]

Bro 6kg of Sugar is enough to kill me

[urban dove]

Depends on the lift right?

[hidden whale]

thats enough to kill anyone

??

thats a fuckton of sugar

[quaint moss]

you'll both be in chairs, if your at there knees.... thats a different problem

[tiny swift]

I will bite your ankels

[urban dove]

Well I guess pound for pound no because you just pack more weight into the smaller frame

[hidden whale]

you are not helping your case lmao

[tiny swift]

I'M STRONG POLISH MAN! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

PLEASE!

[urban dove]

But like deadlifts you want a positive ape index and bench press you want a negative right?

So thats not just height

[hidden whale]

shorter lifters get mechanical advantages in deadlift and such

[fallow ore]

Ah, polish, checks out

[hidden whale]

so their bodyweight/barweight ratio is higher

[quaint moss]

STOP LIFTING WEIGHTS ITS DANGEROUS >:

[tiny swift]

When I was in gym, I did pull 16kg on bench press, but after it died

[tiny swift]

KURWA i'm strong slavic man!

[quaint moss]

not beating the polish allegations😔

[urban dove]

Yeah fair, I was thinking just its easier to complete a deadlift when you have longer arms and a shorter frame because you get to the top of the movement quicker

[tiny swift]

don't draw me in skirt

[urban dove]

But then long arms short frame is bad for bench press

[hidden whale]

you are literally BAITING

[quaint moss]

far worse

[hidden whale]

this is a femboy baiter

[urban dove]

Because you need to lift the weight further with your gangly arms yfm

[hidden whale]

I see through your illusions

[tiny swift]

I just want to be normal, polish man

laughing at Osha, and drinking beer

[quaint moss]

the avg polish man is a short femboy 🤔

[hidden whale]

afaik shorter = better for deadlifts, squats, bench press, overhead press

shorter = less ROM

[quaint moss]

who drinks beer

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT SHORT

164CM is not short!

[hidden whale]

taller people are better at olympic style lifts

snatch and clean and such

[urban dove]

I think it depends more on your wingspan to height ratio than just your height

[hidden whale]

and farmers carries

[acoustic pebble]

I'll steal yours

[quaint moss]

so a femboy? but... you are short

[rough verge]

Farmers carries suck

[tiny swift]

i'm not short, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[urban dove]

Big long arms and lower height good for deadlift bad for bench

[hidden whale]

real

[lyric frigate]

i can fit you in a suitcase

[tiny swift]

164cm isn't that short pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[quaint moss]

<-writing name in death note

[tiny swift]

YOU CAN'T

[hidden whale]

hes right guys its average

(for women)

:3

[quaint moss]

its too late to lie

[hidden whale]

jk. its fine

[tiny swift]

WHY WOULD YOU KILL MEE WITH SUCH BETRAY!

[hidden whale]

just become a powerlifter

ez

you're mechanically advantaged for it

[quaint moss]

its fine, no one should actually care about height though

[fallow ore]

He wants it so bad fr

[tiny swift]

Fuck height., im evil

im so evil, you won't talk abot me

[hidden whale]

I never want to be replied to with this sentence again lmao

[rough verge]

That is a crazy way to phrase jt man

[fallow ore]

Yea realized it to late

I usually press send before I think

[tiny swift]

BEING SHORT is like worst fate ever

thank god i'm not short

[hidden whale]

your brain is full of femboy goon. ungoon yourself

NOW

[quaint moss]

sevatarion confirmed movie trailer
"The Femboy: Up to Thigh Highs"

[tiny swift]

HOW DARE YOU

[fallow ore]

Its nottttt, if it was I wouldve realized it

[acoustic pebble]

Jokes on you, I have so many names, I don't even remember my real one

[tiny swift]

my legs are actually too skinny for tight hights

haha jeckmate

[quaint moss]

just cause you dont remember, doesn't mean i dont

[acoustic pebble]

Are you sure it's the right one?

[quaint moss]

thats just means they would fit better

[hidden whale]

you... you know those are compressive, right?

[tiny swift]

no they won't!

[quaint moss]

you wouldn't know

[quaint moss]

exactly how it works

[acoustic pebble]

Someone else does muahahaha

[tiny swift]

i'm skinny, 27 year old dude, Thights won't work on me!

[quaint moss]

its so joever

[rough verge]

"I can quit anytime mann"

[tiny swift]

The Paw print on foot is funny tho

[quaint moss]

when should i get the maid outfit 😔

[acoustic pebble]

Now

🔫

[fallow ore]

Cant a boy do anything anymore these days smh

[tiny swift]

Get Irak Outfit and show us your aura

Militarry has some amazing drip btw

[quaint moss]

iraki skirt gotcha

[tiny swift]

You don't want to se me smiling and cleaning mortart

[quaint moss]

if it makes you feel better you can call it your kilt

[quaint moss]

mortart?

[tiny swift]

Mortar, the weapon that shoots missiles across field.

[fallow ore]

Literally 1984

[quaint moss]

hes gonna shoot glitter at me

[rough verge]

"Its not even an addiction man addictions are only bad things"

[tiny swift]

Also, OKLAHOMA IS WEIRD, I couldn't understand the thing they said in Irak

[rough verge]

Oklahoma?

[tiny swift]

Like I'm sorry but

[quaint moss]

how do these relate

[fallow ore]

Rainbow six siege moment

[twin flower]

Arent Oklahoma and Irak two different places

[hidden whale]

what do you have against oklahoma??

[quaint moss]

nuh :3

[tiny swift]

There were some languages from US, that I couldn't understand.

[lyric frigate]

the concept of being american

[tiny swift]

And needed sweeden bro, to transalte, English to English

[quaint moss]

i think its an accent your talking about

[rough verge]

For Honor for me

[twin flower]

What about Iraq

[tiny swift]

Being in Army as 19 years old, is not good.

Just saying

[quaint moss]

if thats the case, avoid the south, thats creole

[fallow ore]

Oh yea that too, I only play one character because I'm cringe tho

[rough verge]

Me and tiandi

[quaint moss]

indeed Very Bad

[rough verge]

Why

[jaunty path]

wait, child soldiers are bad? I thought we were 40k fans :C

[rough verge]

Literally nothing can come bad from it i swear

[quaint moss]

sending kids to die in wars is bad mkay (imagine south Park voice)

[tiny swift]

That's right, accent. it was hell lmao

[twin flower]

Mkkay

[hidden whale]

brave stance

[rough verge]

Im an adult

:]

[quaint moss]

also why dont you have a pfp, it looks so weird :v

[tiny swift]

Because you're either told to dig poop holes, asked to carry everything, or point your gun at 14 year's old, because they're ''target''

[jaunty path]

yeah why're u green

u irish?

clover.

[quaint moss]

unc i can teach you

[rough verge]

Im gonna fix aeroplanes

[quaint moss]

femuncle

[tiny swift]

Pointing M14 at child, is something I never want to do again. FUCK. Iraq.

[hidden whale]

again? what

[quaint moss]

are you originally from Iraq???

[tiny swift]

1 year sadly.

[hidden whale]

27 year old with cystic fibrosis, 120lb, was originally in the military

[quaint moss]

what im saying

[hidden whale]

man that mustve wrecked your weight or smth

[tiny swift]

It was either that or not passing collage

[hidden whale]

stop tryna forcefem him!!

:<

[tiny swift]

Militarry will take everyone

[quaint moss]

1 year what does that even mean, there might be a bit of a language barrier

[fallow ore]

Yesterday I found out that unc is supposed to mean uncool

Never knew

[fallow ore]

In yea Tour in iraq

[quaint moss]

ok, but he am need to stay off the weights

[rough verge]

Since when?

[tiny swift]

I was 1 year in militarry, in Irak, at base. After that I couldn't find job, and here I'm. sorry

[rough verge]

Unc has always just meant old to me

[tiny swift]

I went to milittary as 18 years old

[lyric frigate]

as the generation which invented unc

[knotty terrace]

power falchion buff when i mean the weapon is both good and shit

[lyric frigate]

it just means uncle

[hidden whale]

My Iraqi War Veteran Femboy Can't Possibly Be This Cute...

[timber elk]

???

[tiny swift]

Yes they will

[quaint moss]

polish guy who went to Iraq
not an iraq guy who went to Poland?

[tiny swift]

At least here in Poland

[lyric frigate]

what do femboys do when they get old

sev you;re polish too?

[rough verge]

Twinkdeath escapes none

[hidden whale]

twinkdeath

[fallow ore]

New isakei

[quaint moss]

i think it just means old, are you an unc?

[tiny swift]

What do you want me to say?

[lyric frigate]

do they just start bulking to untwink themselves or does it happen naturally

[fallow ore]

Yea

[rough verge]

Natural femboys dont escape. Enhanced ones get away

[hidden whale]

idk, I dont know the femboy lore that in depth

[fallow ore]

Well I feel old anyways

[quaint moss]

twinkdeath, face down ass up dead

[tiny swift]

we bite

[fallow ore]

Depends on genetics ofc

[tiny swift]

I MEAN2

[quaint moss]

omg hi unc

[hidden whale]

am I crazy or did he just assign himself to the femboy category by saying "we"

[fallow ore]

:[

[quaint moss]

wait proof

[tiny swift]

You can't post photos here, but I could just send some pics from irak

[rough verge]

I mean a little hormone dont hurt

[tiny swift]

we didn't do much tho

[fallow ore]

A little as a treat

[quaint moss]

what you is old aint ya?-?

[tiny swift]

From fucking military to press worker, what a life

[rough verge]

A treat he says😭

Like its a piece of pie

[tiny swift]

RAAHRAAHRAAHRAHH HAU HAU

[rough verge]

Son

[quaint moss]

military blows anyways :>

[tiny swift]

it's fucking disgusting

[rough verge]

Yeah but I have no other opportunity

So we ball

[quaint moss]

dont explain, is know

[jaunty path]

theres furries in the military

just letting u know

[fallow ore]

Im only 21

[tiny swift]

waking up at 5am, is something majority of uneployed bosses here, don't get

[jaunty path]

OLD

[quaint moss]

Your not unc

[hidden whale]

they're EVERYWHERE

[fallow ore]

9 + 10

[amber delta]

[timber elk]

Why do I always wake up to conversations like this? :\

[jaunty path]

theyre deep in the military

[tiny swift]

DID YOU FIT YOUR UNIFORM INTO FOOLOCKER SOLDIER?!

[quaint moss]

yeah your definitely not an unc

[jaunty path]

Because the military is riddled with furries

[fallow ore]

Awesome right?

[tiny swift]

WHAT?1 YOU'RE GETTING CHARGED FOR SAYING TOO MUCH

[timber elk]

Like why can’t we talk about hobbies or something else or a recent show we watch

[fallow ore]

We did earlier

[amber delta]

so whats the last mini you guys painted

[jaunty path]

Ever watch Severance

[quaint moss]

we already did

[rough verge]

You missed it

[amber delta]

jk I know none of you collect any minis

[fallow ore]

Its so peak

[rough verge]

Never done allat

[timber elk]

Nope! What is it about?

[quaint moss]

your late

[tiny swift]

Space marine

[rough verge]

Yall seen invincible? Thats my shit

[quaint moss]

your're

[tiny swift]

I'm iron hands lover

you can laugh

[timber elk]

Y’all seen Scarface?

[amber delta]

how can I see him if hes invincible

[timber elk]

That’s MY shit

[rocky radish]

Start it.. I'd be happy to see something else as well

[hidden whale]

billionaires

or trillionaires maybe

[rough verge]

🤢

[rough verge]

No :[

[tiny swift]

OI OI

[hidden whale]

wait thats succession, ignore me

[tiny swift]

I LOVE IRON HANDS

[timber elk]

bonks him with a tree stick

[amber delta]

iron hands are cool

[hidden whale]

severance is about getting brainwashed at work so u have two personalities

kind of

[amber delta]

for space marines

[hidden whale]

or you only remember work

[quaint moss]

whats wrong with the dirty heretics?

[hidden whale]

so theyre separated

[tiny swift]

At least i'm not furry, as Space wolfs fans.

[jaunty path]

The Severance Operation:

Basically they implant a thing in your head that erases all memories unrelated to work when you enter the office. Creating two versions of you, an "innie" and "outtie".

The Innie is the individual working, the outtie is the person who got the operation. If you think a little hard about it youll see how fucked it gets.

[rough verge]

If im going space marines im going white scars

[jaunty path]

ur a furry

[timber elk]

You gotta! That movie is the reason why we have GTA vice city

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT

[quaint moss]

bro does rp

[tiny swift]

i might be short, but not furry

[tiny swift]

STOP

[timber elk]

What does being short have to do with anything

[amber delta]

space wolves fans are the worst

heretics in denial

[tiny swift]

Agreed Agreed haha

[amber delta]

and furries in not so denial

[hidden whale]

they've spent the last hour in chat performing femboy denial

[tiny swift]

Thank you yesyes

[rough verge]

Space wolves fans are on a spectrum of furry to racist

[amber delta]

name one warhammer fan who is not racist

[rough verge]

Me?

[tiny swift]

they love everything, until they throw bone

[quaint moss]

me when bro is called THE LION yeah different chapter, but that guy is literally a furry

[amber delta]

wrong

[hidden whale]

I love nascar

and tour de france

and the 40m

[tiny swift]

RAAAHRAAAAAAAH IRON HANDS ARE BEST!

[hidden whale]

and the 1600m, 3200, marathons, 5ks

[timber elk]

So? I’m a 2’4ft tall lamb who is a absolute goofy goober

[amber delta]

you are the most racist

[tiny swift]

we love iron1

[quaint moss]

hi goober

[rough verge]

How am I racist

[tiny swift]

Ferruss Manus is best

[timber elk]

Hi <:3

[rough verge]

Explain

[hidden whale]

ooh, veal?

:)

wait

[tiny swift]

Lies

[timber elk]

Look at my profile pic

[hidden whale]

no thats calves

[tiny swift]

Nobody is 2.4th tall.

[quaint moss]

wanna have soft tacos later :3

[timber elk]

Look. At. The. Profile. Pic.

[hidden whale]

is this rizz?

[amber delta]

idk I dont know you but you like warhammer so u gotta be

[tiny swift]

LIES LIES LIES !

[rough verge]

I got tacos

[quaint moss]

🥲, the cat

[rough verge]

From jack in thrbox

[fallow ore]

Its a lamb

[timber elk]

HOOOORAAAAY!!!!!❗️❗️❗️❗️

[fallow ore]

With

[tiny swift]

How the fuck you work as 2.4 human

[fallow ore]

A cult

[tiny swift]

like how you do when you're this tall

[timber elk]

Dude.

[jaunty path]

evidence??

[quaint moss]

YAY, ill substitute the beef though, for something vegan. chorizo sound good?

[rough verge]

You know he shaves his legs

[tiny swift]

How can you have more than 170cm

Like how.

[timber elk]

Because it’s my character?

[tiny swift]

Cheating

[rough verge]

My parents

I guess

[jaunty path]

yo

[quaint moss]

only at dice

[jaunty path]

does anyone else think 6 7 is insanely fucking funny

[tiny swift]

170cm is fucking tall as hell

[jaunty path]

like

[tiny swift]

how can you be taller

[rough verge]

I mean i dont know my dad

[jaunty path]

its hilarious

[tiny swift]

like bro

[amber delta]

[arctic escarp]

I used to shave my legs

[timber elk]

Absolutely! I want extra sour cream on my tacos tho. Fuckers at Taco Bell never put enough >:[

[tiny swift]

Please give us some CM back, Lamball

[rough verge]

I accidentally brainrotted myself so now I wanna do the hand think every time I hear it

[timber elk]

No

[rocky radish]

It's always simpletons saying it

[quaint moss]

i use to work there, am know the trick, i gotchu

[jaunty path]

SIX SEVEEEENNNNNNNN

[tiny swift]

PLEASE

[jaunty path]

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tiny swift]

i'm fucking midget! PEASE

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-67-meme-67-edit-phonk-gif-7031349610003813777

[jaunty path]

whats ur height in freedom

[rough verge]

Ah

[timber elk]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[hidden whale]

5'3

[quaint moss]

yo

[tiny swift]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hidden whale]

basically a cutie patootie

[jaunty path]

Oh you are tiny

my god.

I'm taller than you

my moms taller than you

my god.

[quaint moss]

pocket sized friend

[amber delta]

67 is literally peak culture, beethoven who? mona lisa what? step the fuck aside new king is on the block

[tiny swift]

164cm... I'm done

[quaint moss]

[rough verge]

Ksi?

[arctic escarp]

I am of the....respectable variety

[tiny swift]

Femboy from Poland, never to be taken seriously. Bruh what is my life

[rough verge]

Im average

[jaunty path]

You short as fuck aren't you

[hidden whale]

woah hey, theres a HUGE market for that

you would be taken very seriously

[arctic escarp]

I am of the respectable variety

[jaunty path]

AND you're polish

its over.

[hidden whale]

the demand is much higher than the supply

[quaint moss]

wait so you are a femboy, and hey you can still do funny things

[amber delta]

[timber elk]

I love Taco Bell

[tiny swift]

I want to be taken seriously!

[jaunty path]

You're short as fuck. Ain't you,

[timber elk]

Nope.

[rare pulsar]

Wtf is going on here?

[timber elk]

Don’t know

[tiny swift]

bro ;-;

[jaunty path]

height expose

[hidden whale]

that polish guy is getting forcefemmed

[timber elk]

Weird

[jaunty path]

sev is coping with being short as fuck

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT A FEMBOY

[quaint moss]

am worked there for a year, :3 i can make it from the beginning to end

[tiny swift]

I'M ADULT, STRONG, POLISH MALE

[timber elk]

Nope.

[rare pulsar]

I bet u look cute in a maid costume.

[quaint moss]

but you just SAID😭

[hidden whale]

we... we know what you lift

[tiny swift]

BRO!

[timber elk]

flops around like a fish

[jaunty path]

enter wok.

[hidden whale]

btw in more fun news, the US is about to freeze

[tiny swift]

6kg for my arms, or I die

[rough verge]

I can deadlift your bench

[timber elk]

A polar vortex!

[hidden whale]

I think you got that flex backwards

[prisma cypress]

Omg

[quaint moss]

puts you in bucket with water

[timber elk]

How exciting!

[tiny swift]

Canyou lift 6kg on bench?

[rare pulsar]

You are still taller then most roman legionaires‘

[prisma cypress]

I just rediscovered ska I’ve peaked tonight

[tiny swift]

BRO WHAT

[timber elk]

Than again I live in the northern part of the US so the cold won’t bother us

[quaint moss]

my buddy fizz said its gonna be -50

in Wisconsin

[rare pulsar]

People back then where short af

[tiny swift]

What's the average of Roman Legionare?

[hidden whale]

in the south, our infrastucture is literally not built for this

[prisma cypress]

Are the trees exploding

[rough verge]

Bro from ohio

[hidden whale]

a lot of people gonna freeze to death

[rare pulsar]

Prolly like 160

[timber elk]

Nope. Further up.

[tiny swift]

Jude can't lift 6kg on bench., I'm safe

[timber elk]

Born and raised in motor city!

[rough verge]

Two twos my word fam Toronto crodie

[hidden whale]

mf most people can lift that as a CURL

[prisma cypress]

Jude can’t lift bench on 6kg

[rare pulsar]

And they killed huge barbarians too.

[timber elk]

Nope.

[rare pulsar]

Honestly a lot of very strong people i know are short af

[jaunty path]

sober*

[quaint moss]

oh god, i use to live in Mississippi

[jaunty path]

he cant bench 6kg sober

[timber elk]

Sucks to sucks <:3

[tiny swift]

you can lift 6kg just like that?

[arctic escarp]

I cant ever separate Canadian slang from Kendrick verbally destroying the shit out of Drake ever again

[quaint moss]

:3

[prisma cypress]

Dwarves

[rare pulsar]

Who cant lift 6 kg?

[hidden whale]

6kg is beginner weight in everything besides lateral raises

[tiny swift]

6kg is killing your arms bro

[hidden whale]

thats what you hand someone who has never been in a gym

[timber elk]

But yes I am from Detroit and yes Detroit has gotten better over the years^^

[quaint moss]

Cadian Canadians

[rare pulsar]

U should be able to lift ur own body weight atleast.

[tiny swift]

Or maybe i'm just weak as fuck

[jaunty path]

third day no ssri

[prisma cypress]

Detroit and better in the same sentence 💔

[jaunty path]

I can finally think clearly

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[timber elk]

What it has?

[hidden whale]

like, I could probably get a good curl workout if I was going for max volume. 3x15s or something

[quaint moss]

man cant even have androids in Detroit

[prisma cypress]

Take him to Chicago

[rough verge]

What does that mean

[prisma cypress]

Nvm New Jersey actually

[tiny swift]

HOW do you lift 54kg?

[rare pulsar]

I mean 6kg curls aint too bad tho

[jaunty path]

drunk strength

[rough verge]

That beef was so funny

[timber elk]

It’s okay! I make the best pizzas there so I’m safe

[prisma cypress]

I’ve squatted 400lbs idk what’s changed that in kg but it ain’t hard

[jaunty path]

lamball is connor from cyberlife real

[rare pulsar]

With my legs

[hidden whale]

I would have to REALLY slow it down for it to do anything. and I imagine thats true for 99% of people in gym

like 5 second eccentrics and pauses and shit

[rare pulsar]

You allways should do proper ones

[rough verge]

Im actually strongest sobwr

[tiny swift]

Yeah that' s lying as hell

[rare pulsar]

Everything else is cheating

[timber elk]

I make pizzas so I’m far better off than Connor imagines a little lamb running a busy pizza shop

[tiny swift]

you can't lift 54kg just like that

Like bro please

[rough verge]

Im silly and nonagresssuve drunk

[rare pulsar]

I can lift 54 kg

[prisma cypress]

181kg is 400 pounds

[hidden whale]

I do do proper curls.. but that weight would literally not be a workout for me in a normal curl

[jaunty path]

satanic resturant

[arctic escarp]

I still relisten to Euphoria

[rough verge]

I powerclear 120 kilo

[tiny swift]

HOW

[quaint moss]

i could throw it :3

[rough verge]

Clean

[hidden whale]

and thats not me being strong, its 6kg being nothing

[amber delta]

ultranationalist Polish femboy ❤️

[timber elk]

It’s hella good <:3

[prisma cypress]

It’s not hard

[tiny swift]

I'M NOT A FEMBOY

[jaunty path]

fact that you make pizza CONFIRMS THEYRE SACRFICING BABIES AT PIZZARIAS

Q WAS RIGHT!!!

[hidden whale]

damn

[timber elk]

WHO THE FUCK IS Q

[quaint moss]

whats the satanic sauce made with waiter

[prisma cypress]

Wait how heavy is 54 kg in pounds

[hidden whale]

about 120lb

[amber delta]

okok... but if you ever change your mind hop into my DMs

[quaint moss]

PLEASE NO

[lusty estuary]

what do you like on your pizza

[quaint moss]

NOT PIZZA GATE

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

[prisma cypress]

Maaaaan that’s not that much

[timber elk]

I enjoy a lot of meat on my pizza^^

[hidden whale]

they have cystic fibrosis

[jaunty path]

QANON!!!(The biggest american conspiracy theorist ideology around. it led jan 6 lmfao)

[hidden whale]

its kind of medically understandable

[timber elk]

Ew get out of here stinky

[quaint moss]

meat lovers supreme

[timber elk]

I don’t wanna hear that shit

[prisma cypress]

Ur mother

[rough verge]

I like Hawaiian pizza the most

[prisma cypress]

[tiny swift]

How can people lift 54kg on just etheir arms

like how

[timber elk]

kicks em out of my shop

[quaint moss]

ALSO ITS CRAZY how they call it a fucking meat lovers

[prisma cypress]

Big arm

[rare pulsar]

I would pick up and let u ride piggyback.

[hidden whale]

very few people can do that

its probably 1 in a million or less

[amber delta]

big non-femboy arms

[rough verge]

🥵

[quaint moss]

are you a pizza enjoyer

[timber elk]

Than what do you call it stinky?

Ultra meat?

Meat supreme?

Super pizza meat?

[quaint moss]

Ultra Kill

[hidden whale]

big dih pizza

[quaint moss]

[timber elk]

FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUU

[lusty estuary]

when i used to eat pizza I was pretty basic I'd usually never get more than cup n char pepperoni but every so often I'd get a hawaiian

[timber elk]

I LOVE THAT GAME

[prisma cypress]

I can show you the stretch marks on my legs for how heavy I was moving weights if train for it it’ll happen

[quaint moss]

WITHOUT EVEN A THOUGHT PASSING

[prisma cypress]

Some dudes are fuming specimens tho

They’re insane with what they can move