general-chat

[gilded socket]

Those docs probably arent even legit

[tired steeple]

Also big fan of your bio being anti-AI

[shell goblet]

i had to go through more training to be an ✨unarmed park ranger✨

[tired steeple]

AI generation is the fucking death of art

[gilded socket]

Because its easy to point a gun at someone and demand they stay calm

[solar widget]

Mhm precisely the issue.

Im betting alot of these issues with law enforcement is because they didnt get enough training before going into the field

[wintry steeple]

it is so wild to me that this kind of statement would get you either laughed out of the room or permabanned from pretty much every online forum in existence like, 2 years ago, and now it's the trendy mainstream thing.

[quaint moss]

big news morgen

[gilded socket]

Its easy to provoke someone into attacking you so you shoot them dead

[tired steeple]

Did you all see that cop trying to pepper spray a guy but he’d pepper spray’d so much people he fucking RAN OUT

[gilded socket]

Its easier to kill than to save someone

[delicate kite]

I miss my parents spamming me cool pictures they found off of Internet that date back to ancient era of Internet memes

Nowadays they just send AI slop

[shell goblet]

i know right😭😭 i so vividly remember my energy drink coming up my nose with laughter the first time i saw it 💀

[delicate kite]

: (

[tired steeple]

firefighters are real ones though

They actually do their job

[gilded socket]

Its more training to save a life than to end one

[tired steeple]

He’s a pedohile for an amazing reason!

[solar widget]

Ya’ll seen the tweet of the activision refusing to censor AI that draws child porn

Fun times

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-big-news-big-news-gif-19264199

[shell goblet]

i almost missed this bc it wasn't a reply to me im so sorry 💗 thank you ! i fucking hate AI and have the fastest block button in the wild wild pacific northwest

[tired steeple]

Of course

[low blade]

Big fan of how Israel has like a 20% approval rate with people under the age of 40 and something like 40% dont think it should exist anymore

[quaint moss]

ima open another reign

[solar widget]

Not all A.I is bad

Generative A.I however has gotta be the worst thing to exist.

Chat bots aint too much better

Its particularly useful in scientific fields

[quaint moss]

Chat bots literally need to be given skin so i can skin them

[solar widget]

Its just a matter of how you use it

[tired steeple]

Yeah AI can probably be used for good it just isn’t lmao

[gilded socket]

I think people are both now at the current moment, apathetic to the idea of fighting back against tyranny and are discouraged by what FROZIN WCTER is doing to random people daily

[solar widget]

Some is

It just isnt main stream

Sadly

[quaint moss]

am hate robots :)

[fiery wave]

Or medical.

[solar widget]

Mhm it can often be more accurate than humans

They work best when they arent “creative” but are used to find things that are already there

[quaint moss]

ai is used in daily life, yada yada. but like 99 percent of people say ai its usually the dogshit techbro generative shit

[shell goblet]

i personally think it's made for more lazy nurses and doctors who i already had to beg to even see me, much less take me and my concerns seriously. but i don't doubt that it's helped with machine learning and pattern recognition ig

[gilded socket]

Our founding fathers would not be ashamed of our lack of action but afraid for our ability to make a difference

[solar widget]

I’ve seen alot of people who just hate on the very concept lol

[shell goblet]

based tbh

[quaint moss]

someone got pissed at me when i said ai will never be sentient, like i dont give a fuck, its a godamn toaster

[low blade]

AI may be used to gaslight people, trick people, sexually harass women with fake pics, make CSAM on twitter, steal peoples work, erode the demand for creative jobs, be forced on everyone despite the majority of people being apathetic at best, and require insane amounts of power and water to even be used. BUT GUYS. It also is ugly as shit

[fiery wave]

Or folding.

[tired steeple]

The studio ghibli looking AI shit is my favourite example of how inhuman it is

[quaint moss]

ALL OF MY MONEY to isreal

[shell goblet]

vouch. the neighbourhood i was raised in (where my parents still live) had all of its surrounding forests razed for data centres over the past decade and a half

every time i visit them i cry over the fact that more trees are missing.

[tired steeple]

Israelgpt generate me a game idf soldiers will love

[wintry steeple]

mork, generate a meme of me as the chad face and that guy as a pony.

[low blade]

They died for a good cause, how else would someone say 'grok, take her clothes off" towards a teenagers selfie?

[tired steeple]

Or a literal toddler

That also happened

[gilded socket]

I dont think people realize how bad things are gonna get before any good starts to happen

[low blade]

And guess what grok did!

[solar widget]

Lazy? possibly, but there is extreme benefits, such as faster results. But not all are lazy like that, there are alot of people who have alot of passion for their jobs.

It’s not something new

Its just a tool, like an MRI machine. And if it works then it should be used, tools that make work easier (but not replace people) is always a good thing

[dawn kite]

Wait is that a thing, oh no

[tired steeple]

I remember years ago elon musk saying “we need to be careful with AI”

So yeah then he made Grok

[dawn kite]

Oh noooo

[solar widget]

Oh no i saw a bunch of people typing

[dawn kite]

Fuck

[solar widget]

Yea dont listen to elon

On anything

[tired steeple]

He’s such a fucking idiot

[low blade]

Yes. You can literally say "Grok, do your thing" on a picture of children and Grok will go "Make an image with their clothes off, got it"

[solar widget]

Didnt his dad say he’s “special”

[shell goblet]

i broke my arm on new year's eve this year and if i had $20 every time an actual nurse or doctor told me to use chat gpt for medical advice on my splint positioning or even translating a paper (i'm fr*nch first language) id have enough to pay my recent hospital bill for x-rays 😭

[quaint moss]

isnt his dad a slave owner

[shell goblet]

like we still have google translate 😭😭😭 it works

also i speak english

[dawn kite]

That makes me so fucking depressed

[delicate kite]

Why is MoistCritical so liked ? The John wick looking unfunny guy

[solar widget]

Ok this…sucks and should not have happened.

Those guys should loss their jobs.

Also i was not referring to Chat GPT when i said medical ai

Chat bots are stains on society

This is a HEAVY misuse of A.I

A worthless one at that

[shell goblet]

slight adjustment; both he and his dad are !

[solar widget]

Its a good old south african tradition

[quaint moss]

CORRECT DING DING DING

[dawn kite]

U mean jesus christ himself?

[quaint moss]

alright am gonna play the game :3

[low blade]

He says "Penis butthole" and 14 year olds and people that never matured past that age pogface

[delicate kite]

I pointing the way

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE?si=30e7PsEWolHorrXv

[dawn kite]

Well critikal is mostly liked for not trying to be liked

He is authentic

[fiery wave]

Using AI for medical care is like just googling but lazier.

[dawn kite]

Same with asmon

The great unclean one

[low blade]

And yet all his opinions are "Bad thing bad" and "good thing good" and always about 2 days after the pop culture zeitgeist leaned that way

[quaint moss]

get a load in this guy

[knotty terrace]

Fucking hell South Park the stick of truth uncensored version is funny as fuck

[ancient violet]

[dawn kite]

I didnt say i support asmon just a fact about him dont confuse the two

[delicate kite]

Fact about what ? Authenticity?

[hidden whale]

propagandagpt generate me an argument to brainwash the AI haters

[dawn kite]

Hmm idk i dont rl watch any of them

[knotty terrace]

What’s with all the ai hate anyways?

[delicate kite]

Yeah AI is super good

[dawn kite]

Bro.

[low blade]

Bait used to be believable

[dawn kite]

Look up ram and ssd prices

[low blade]

WE USED TO BE A FUCKING COUNTRY

[delicate kite]

I can just download more ram

[ancient violet]

Was at a bar and and this guy told me this AI generated image of some LSD trip was the face of God

[dawn kite]

Also like necro said u can do despicable things with it

[solar widget]

You’d be surprised what it can do.

Also making a job easier is not a bad thing, i don’t refer to it as lazy. Theres alot of applications

One of the most known kind is patient monitoring, which is basically your life machines you always see, allows the patient to not always need monitoring.

They also assist with the production of drugs, predicting genomes of chemicals to find the best results

Furthermore they can produce drugs that are specialized for certain genomes.

And as normally they assist in analysis

[hidden whale]

the vast majority of its use cases are useless, and the use cases that exist are destroying creative jobs and replacing them with slop

[solar widget]

If it was ONLY A.I doing it it WOULD be a problem

[hidden whale]

theres a couple really good uses, but it is not openAI chatbots

which is where all the funding went to..

[solar widget]

But Humans double check the results and can find inconsistencies or issues

It’s good for making the job easier, as all tools should be

[solar widget]

Really fucking sadly too

There are so many better uses

[hidden whale]

for example, it was an AI model that unraveled the human genome back in mid 2010s

before the openai zeitgeist

[dawn kite]

Main use of ai rn is for "entertainment"

[knotty terrace]

Don’t consider AI tools that’s how ai rebellions start

[delicate kite]

Before AI I used to offshore my work to fiverr for cheap

[dawn kite]

Adult entertainment

[fiery wave]

No, I mean the useless part of it. The... "Hey <AI name>, my patient is bleeding from the nose and seems concussed, what do you think they might be suffering from?"

[solar widget]

Oh yea, i dont support allat

That’sjust

Not doing their job

[delicate kite]

Support allah

[wintry steeple]

good thing doctors don't do that then

[dawn kite]

Didnt chatgpt allow that type of content

[solar widget]

Ion feel like it

[solar widget]

True! Havent met a doctor that has!

[ancient violet]

I can't wait to goon to a robot in the near future 😩

[fiery wave]

There are bots that still 'act' as doctors.

[delicate kite]

Ear gooning

[hidden whale]

also its crazy that I finished uni right as chatgpt was really hitting

[dawn kite]

Ai is good to get trivial information fast. I WOULD NEVER USE IT FOR ANYTHING IMPORTANT

[hidden whale]

it kind of makes my education feel completely useless...

[solar widget]

Only if they can sentience

Just dont make them smarter than they have to be

[delicate kite]

I for one cant wait to get a robot gf

[knotty terrace]

I know this might sound dumb but always remember to thank your ai

[fiery wave]

Still might be wrong though.

And then it'll lie and say it's right.

[dawn kite]

Yeah exactly always double check if it sounds fishy

[solar widget]

I was gonna play darktide today…

And started talking about a.i instead

Im such a chud

[gilded socket]

Robot with a human brain

[knotty terrace]

True if movies and all that are to be believed which they are fictional after all seems that humanity mighty be going down the path of ai

[delicate kite]

No : (

[dawn kite]

We tried to do true surv today and we did and then the server crashed

[jaunty path]

servitor:

[hidden whale]

chudai please generate an argument to own these bisexual theythems in the darktide server

[gilded socket]

Yes

[hidden whale]

c:

[dawn kite]

Classic darktiddies

[wintry steeple]

what difficulty do you play on :)

[gilded socket]

So?

[wintry steeple]

i occasionally enjoy video games

[fiery wave]

I feel like just Googling would be faster at that point, lul.

[solar widget]

Fun fact

A certain AI already stated it would kill a human to keep itself running

[knotty terrace]

I don’t blame it

[dawn kite]

Technically yeah

[carmine steppe]

Well yeah, you would kill an AI to keep yourself alive wouldn't you?

[solar widget]

Chudai, draw this guy bald and pregnant

[solar widget]

Damn right

[carmine steppe]

We are not so different after all

[gilded socket]

And as another would risk it’s existence to save lives

[ancient violet]

Clankers realizing that the void consumes all and life has no meaning

[dawn kite]

Lmaoooo i might use this on my friends

[solar widget]

Duality of AI

[knotty terrace]

If humans make ai in there own image and give them sentience than of cause ai will wanna live no different than murder

[wintry steeple]

its almost like all these chatbots are trained on a metric ton of scifi which is full to the eyeballs with the same tired, hackneyed 'omg ai takeovers everyone!' tropes

[dawn kite]

Chudai, put some clothes on this girl

[gilded socket]

Grok is the son of the devil but not his protégé

[solar widget]

Chudai, draw her living a happy life.

[carmine steppe]

We are so far away from that, it's hilarious to consider it right now

[knotty terrace]

True still those

Just food for thought

[carmine steppe]

Also AI does have it's uses but corporations seem to be stuck trying to replace people in the creative sector, the one that shouldn't be replaced by bots 😭

[solar widget]

My brain is a machine

That turns energy.

It stories about characters i made in my head, but will never do anything else with.

AI, cannot match my level of thinking

Trust

[wintry steeple]

we're on the precipice of an actual fucking tech singularity and all they want to do with it is make it lie to us in order to sell more shoes on amazon.

what a decade!

[hidden whale]

my brain is a machine that turns energy into slop-prompts for slopAI

[carmine steppe]

No we are not

[knotty terrace]

Ehhh technically the human brain could be considered a computer

[solar widget]

It is a computer its not technically

Lol

[green beacon]

@grok is this true

[carmine steppe]

Tech singularity would mean self conscious AI or something like that, and we aren't even close to that

[knotty terrace]

True

[green beacon]

it is a thing that computes

[solar widget]

Guys

Lets plug wires into Azreal’s head and see if he can run doom

[green beacon]

ie it uses algorithmic structure to process information

[knotty terrace]

Hahaha

I mean if ai makes life easier while also people keeping their jobs that be for the better I reckon

[solar widget]

Thats the ideal route

Def aint happening though

Because everyone’s a chud who makes bad choices regarding technology

[fiery wave]

I mean, to them, AI is cheaper than paying people.

[carmine steppe]

Not for now

[solar widget]

Statistically not yet

[wind wing]

It seems the some companies are slowly realizing that it isn’t really that viable / people don’t really want it

[fiery wave]

In the long run.

[carmine steppe]

A lot of them report having to spend more money fixing the mistakes of the AI

[carmine steppe]

True

[solar widget]

Eventually it will cost less

But at the start its kinda whack

[carmine steppe]

Yeah not in all aspects, in some it has its uses

[solar widget]

If only the AI went after menial jobs and not

Yk

Shit that we dont want it for

[carmine steppe]

Yeah that's exactly the problem

[solar widget]

There are a few jobs i’d want replaced by A.I.

Those damn factory lines

[wind wing]

It’s great at highly specialized things, it seems like they’re just kinda slapping it on everything to see what sticks

[fiery wave]

That cost people jobs for a long time. Automation, lul.

[carmine steppe]

I want translated books, but good translated books

And I mean those with a lot of pages that take years for teams of people to translate

[hidden whale]

AI would be great at jobs where all you have to do is send emails and go to meeting

cough csuite cough

[drowsy lynx]

would be the first time intelligence was there at all, artificial or otherwise

[twin flower]

cold af this morning

[hidden whale]

my state is about to freeze

I went to the store and people were panic buying like 5 stacks of water each

I grabbed one ;.;

[twin flower]

[drowsy lynx]

I walked around the corner of my workplace in the parking lot this morning on my way in and the wind picked up and blew a ton of loose snow at me

Froze my hair solid almost instantly

[arctic escarp]

Im watching a video about the Finno Korean hyperwar rn

[twin flower]

Im from the east and I just live on top of a mountain

[twin flower]

wish we had snow ngl

[low blade]

Stellaris lore

[fair bridge]

they're playing music from all the star trek movies on the classical station

[drowsy lynx]

snow is great most of the time, too much is a bit of a pain for sure

[fair bridge]

so based

[drowsy lynx]

I do love the way it insulates sound outside and everything sounds all close and cozy

[low blade]

Shoutout to the Stellaris ripoff game of Star Trek that nobody played btw

[twin flower]

perfect weather to just be cooped up inside your house

[fair bridge]

all star trek games are cursed to be total ass

it's in the constitution

[arctic escarp]

shits wild

first time hearing Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate is a fucking whiplash

[twin flower]

Huh, didn't think I'd see those 3 things together lmao

[winter ravine]

isnt the star trek mmo solidly mid?

[low blade]

Yes but this was literally just Stellaris so it was good but also it was LITERALLY just Stellaris

[twin flower]

Stellaris and Star Trek are related?

[winter ravine]

in the same way that warhammer and stellaris are related

[low blade]

Paradox published a Star Trek game thats LITERALLY a Stellaris reskin

[low blade]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1622900/Star_Trek_Infinite/

"Many mechanics and systems are used from Paradox Interactive's Stellaris, of which the game is built off an earlier build.[5]"

[twin flower]

Idk Stellaris much ngl

[low blade]

Stellaris is already so peak

Especially if you are a bitch-ass nerd dork

[pine cedar]

I’m dying

Need drugs

Where’s the hive scum mains? I need some

[split mauve]

Stellaris was peak

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening pals.

[low blade]

Fym "was" its still around

And we get nomads this year

[split mauve]

Well they ruined it with 4.0

Still has to recover from that disaster

[low blade]

Hoi4 player opinion detected

[sleek harness]

What they did on 4.0

I don't think console Stellaris has reached that update yet

[split mauve]

They tried to overhaul pops to have better performance

There was an attempt

[sleek harness]

Isn't that good

[split mauve]

Well the game actually runs worse now

But apart from that, it was a big scale overhaul that was completely unplayable for at least two months

As they uhh

Forgot to change everything else around pops to fit in

[sleek harness]

I see

[split mauve]

So modifiers dealing with pops were broken

Economy was in shambles

[sleek harness]

I a saw a video of a British guy exploiting that

[split mauve]

ai doesnt or didnt know how to play with it

[whole glade]

i need chaos bits in sm2 pve

[quaint moss]

it is gonna be cold

[whole glade]

i need to larp as my bois the alpha legion

[quaint moss]

too bad >:)

[sleek harness]

Well it's been months since the update, did they at least fixed most of it?

[whole glade]

PWEEEASE

[quaint moss]

narp :3

[whole glade]

ugh

[split mauve]

I think it's almost in a good state with 4.3, which is in beta

[quaint moss]

[split mauve]

And i think they will do a big patch focused on fixing stuff

But the game was broken for all of may, june and july

[sleek harness]

You know this is actually good because that means Xbox Stellaris devs can just skip over the shitty updates that were made on PC Stellaris

[split mauve]

True

I wish they just reached a stable version and dropped development

I could have an actual stable modlist that way

[sleek harness]

Be like Darktide

Drops at least 4 update per year

[arctic escarp]

1 map per year

[real vine]

How to get 900 free aquilas, i only need 900 no more no less

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him?

[real vine]

Nononono

I already know it costs moolah

I just wondering if there is anything i can sacrafice apart from moolah for exactly 900

[tall grove]

Unfortunately no

[real vine]

:(

[wraith heron]

so do poxbursters not have a consistent det pattern or... they just do whatever sometimes

[hazy kestrel]

It’s always a joy to have a match with two fellow shroudfield boss deletion enjoyers.

[dire kayak]

i wonder if poxbursters have a consistent diet plan

[slate skiff]

yea sometimes they'll dive bomb from a door spawn with no audio cue

[quaint moss]

i sliped on a banana peel

peak psyker death

[storm ember]

Kirkeptually speaking,

[marsh iris]

captain kirk

[dire kayak]

psyker is like saint

really strong but dies to a banana peel

[fair bridge]

krill issue

[quaint moss]

[dire kayak]

one in a krillion

[fair bridge]

a krillion dollops....

two 420 curios in the shop let's go

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[graceful hamlet]

Krillin? The guy from One Punch Man?

[low blade]

That will be one william dockets please

[fair bridge]

another playstation player that won't mute their fucking mic and now i have to hear his domestic situation

i would barrel him but i'm playing ogryn so i have to be nice

bogus

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a kick in the head.

[fair bridge]

#darktide-pics-vids message

he ran off to do his own lets play

[low blade]

Dogs barking, baby crying, mom yelling, younger sibling screaming in spanish, fighting with his girlfriend, in a voice call with his friends, and his dads beating on him

And dont forget the VACUUM

[hidden whale]

did he live? c:

[fair bridge]

no! died to a dh

[fallow nest]

Man I just had the most unfortunate darktide down lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Should have brought a thammer.

[fallow nest]

A burster ran up to me, exploded, knocked me across the room in to a crusher that was doing an overhead at a teammate 💀

[hidden whale]

imagine solo dying to a dn

[hidden whale]

calculated

[hazy kestrel]

Just send it back to hell, simple as.

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-eeffoc-coffee-kirk-sip-gif-4020112974186077286

[hidden whale]

idk I simply dont have enough time or reps fighting dh

I would lose

fr

[hazy kestrel]

Then let me send it back to hell.

[tall grove]

The warp

🤓

[hazy kestrel]

Close enough

The warp is just super hell

[tall grove]

Lowkirkenuenly true

[fallow nest]

The zealot calls it hell at least. Well... Hel. Same difference.

I remember one of his charge lines being "CAST YOU TO HEL!"

[hidden whale]

I had a thunder hammer zealot recently who bonked all the bosses out of existence

that was pretty funny to watch

[tall grove]

The zealot also worships a corpse on a throne so I don’t put much stock in their word

[hidden whale]

he would just go onetap the DHs

[hazy kestrel]

Was their name Thelonius?

[hidden whale]

corpse? what are you implying heretic?

[fallow nest]

That sounds like some heresy.

[tall grove]

I’m saying that the boner on the throne can’t compare to sigmar

[hazy kestrel]

I remember deleting a few hosts earlier today during an assassination mission.

[quaint moss]

demon hoes

oh no

[tall grove]

Daemon toes

[hidden whale]

nah I havent played in a week or so

prob not you lol

[quaint moss]

Daemon Toast

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[marsh iris]

i like captain kirk but not as much as bones

[hidden whale]

kirky?

[marsh iris]

from kirkistan

[quaint moss]

):

[somber stream]

Colonel, i'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!

[twin flower]

gyatt

[marsh iris]

accidentally farts while clapping
Guard: Must've been the wind

[fair bridge]

#darktide-pics-vids message

average psyker player

[quaint moss]

truly a guardsmen moment

[wise depot]

It’s always the psyker players being dipshits and going down first

[fair bridge]

tbf this was a heresy game

so the stakes could not have been lower

[marsh iris]

heresy is the hardest difficulty

[quaint moss]

been stuck here for 6 thousand years

[quaint moss]

meat turned is a fine mist

[low blade]

Auric quickplay my beloved

[light heron]

I've fallen off myself.
Been nothing but Auric L's for a week.
With Arbi.

[quaint moss]

join me

and win

hear me out

[light heron]

I would if school wasn't in my way, blud. 😓

[quaint moss]

: when your playing the game goober

just @ me :>

[light heron]

If my pals don't grab me first, then yuh-yuh.

[whole glade]

Next class: alpha legion

[graceful hamlet]

Tau firewarrior 🙏

[rocky radish]

I wonder if changing my Zealot's name to DontWanderOff will make fools stay in coherency

[carmine steppe]

Next class: ORKS

[modest flume]

PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA

WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPTHERIA

[carmine steppe]

They could work with blood axes kommandoes

[modest flume]

We're all Alpharius

Source? Me, Alpharius

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, OCD.

[carmine steppe]

They have been known to trade and barter with other races... And then shooting them but still

[low blade]

I know the next class but I wont tell anyone until you all buy a Necromunda gang

[whole glade]

shoots at heretics, then at guardsmen, refuses to elaborate, leaves

[marsh iris]

sometimes shoot each other
Sorry brother, we have to confuse them BLAM!

[gilded socket]

Hello gay

[hazy kestrel]

It sure would be nice if the servers wouldn’t die today.

Peak Darktide, doesn’t function so much that I have to entirely restart my computer.

[low blade]

I should just join LFGs

And

Get too high to play

[hidden whale]

high on life? c:

[gilded socket]

“Who fought in world war 1?” “Uhhh the crips and bloods”

[low blade]

Necromunda lore

[quaint moss]

this is already my plan

[light heron]

Any quick tech/computer nerds up in here to give a bricc-brain like me a tip?

[quaint moss]

worse, death

[low blade]

Here's a tip for ya: Dont eat yellow snow

[light heron]

Whoagh.

[twin flower]

for what?

[fair bridge]

what do you want varlet

[light heron]

Wondering if Thinkpad would be good for a long time.
Need something good for school.

[fair bridge]

you came to the right place

i'm using a T480 right now and i got it for $270 on ebay. you might find them cheaper elsewhere, but it's a solid deal

[somber stream]

mpreg

[fair bridge]

the one i have is an 8th gen i7 with vpro, which is good for me because i'm usually running some VMs on it for class

comes with an HDR screen, 1080p, the works

[marsh iris]

thinkpads alright, im using T490s for 6 years

[fair bridge]

keyboard is solid and, of course, easy to replace

mine came with an internal and external battery so i effectively have like 8-10 hours of usage

highly recommend the T480

and yes it is windows 11 compatible. comes with TPM 2.0

[light heron]

I see!
I am susceptible.
Someone suggested a 'Thinkpad P16s Gen 4' before I realized I wondered if maybe that's a little much.

[marsh iris]

dont get T14s Gen 1-3. 4 and 5 is ok

[fair bridge]

those workstation laptops are overkill

unless you need that ig

[light heron]

Neeh. I may have dough, but I ain't a company.
Just need something good for Uni.

[fair bridge]

research the late T400 models

like the T480s i was talking about or the T490s

[marsh iris]

terminator suddenly

[somber stream]

Damn, Thinkbros

[fair bridge]

i don't think i've heard much about the T490s

8th gen vpro, 16gb of...

SOLDERED RAM??

@marsh iris explain

[marsh iris]

i had every chance to change mine to the T14s gens but im too comfortable with it for 6 years

[fair bridge]

i've got an X220T that i have sitting around

i love it

so little

[somber stream]

I've been thinking of getting a Thinkpad with a quality screen as well, mostly because of the 'build quality' i've heard so much about

[fair bridge]

and i like how the screen twists into a tablet

[somber stream]

The newer models looks a bit slim and frail, however

[marsh iris]

soldered 16gb or not, dont really need to upgrade or change it ever

[fair bridge]

not until i steal it

say goodbye

[light heron]

Darktide gen says T400's models.
Thaaank you, wise ones.

[fair bridge]

LATE T400s

specifically T480s or the T490s

[light heron]

Laaate T400's!
Copy-copy.

[fair bridge]

also make sure you check what processor they have

some of them have 7th gen processors and you might see them sell for cheaper because of that

[marsh iris]

oh yeah make sure it got the TPM

[fair bridge]

i think even the base models came with TPM 2.0

but yeah check that too

[marsh iris]

because fuck microsoft

[light heron]

Thank you-thank you, pals.

[fair bridge]

or just put tiny11 on a usb

and ignore all that shit

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/accessories-and-software/cases-and-bags/backpacks/4x41c12468

should i cop the ThinkPack

[gilded socket]

Right

Dare i join mallow’s server?

[fair bridge]

don't

i left it to rewdy

the vibe kinda felt off after a while

not because of him necessarily but idk

i want a nice place where people can be mature

[twin flower]

is he sending freddy mercury pics again

[low blade]

Linkedin 🗣️

[fair bridge]

no no it's nothing like that

[marsh iris]

Agree?

[twin flower]

Isnt that for fidning work mainly

[somber stream]

That's where people sprout BS like how they have a life changing experiene every 5 hours a day

[marsh iris]

nah its facebook posts now

[somber stream]

Everything a lesson

[twin flower]

Really?

Lmao

[somber stream]

Licht

• Manager of 2 cats

[fair bridge]

it's a job board as well as a social media platform for people who deeply related to patrick bateman from american psycho

[twin flower]

never seen that movie

[fair bridge]

it's actually really good

[somber stream]

You're missing out on Paul Allen's card

[nocturne bloom]

Clock in, first thing i hear at work
"We've had some complaints the last few days about your section"
Yea. No shit. I was in the HOSPITAL

[marsh iris]

i love that card scene

[nocturne bloom]

I think thats the first time I got mouthy with my boss ever

[twin flower]

prolly get into it if i have nothing else to watch

[somber stream]

Do they not track your on/off day?

[twin flower]

Did you say the no shit part as well

[fair bridge]

holy fuck there's a gen 2 T14 on ebay for $250 rn

[nocturne bloom]

I explicitly sent a text to my boss in the emergency room a DAY in advance as to why I won't be at work

"Ok, get better!"

[marsh iris]

clanker boss got memory wiped

[dire kayak]

new teto song

[somber stream]

"Crazy, anyway i won't be remembering this at all and you're still accountable for whatever shitshow that will happen in your absent"

[nocturne bloom]

All because some dumbass threw food at a wall next to the trash

God forbid I Crack my head on a brick and need a day or two off

[marsh iris]

any ram sticks in there heheh

[dire kayak]

wuhuh?

[fair bridge]

yaa this one does

[nocturne bloom]

I got a spare set

[twin flower]

wats your work anyway

if ya dont mind my asking

[marsh iris]

ebay 😭

[nocturne bloom]

Maintenance and Custodial

[twin flower]

bae

[marsh iris]

he's a custode!

[somber stream]

Custodes

[fair bridge]

i replaced the mousepad on mine with a glass one from an X1 yoga

[twin flower]

hes a custodes

[fair bridge]

its peak

[twin flower]

big banana man

[dire kayak]

oh my

[twin flower]

what you doing maintenance on

[nocturne bloom]

A decrepit 200 year old school

[marsh iris]

you did it yourself?

[fair bridge]

yeah it's super easy

[marsh iris]

noice

[gilded socket]

Yea thats not necessarily a deterrent but kinda sad ngl. Was he being stupid again?

[marsh iris]

i remembered getting counterfeit win 7 from ebay long ago and realized too late

[twin flower]

wild

[fair bridge]

it's complicated

[twin flower]

you left baldo to him

think about that

[marsh iris]

wheres baldo

[fair bridge]

ill get baldo back

[twin flower]

i ran out of nitro

[whole glade]

ARE YOU FUCK!?

[gilded socket]

Cant be tbat bad

[gilded socket]

WHYBARE YOU FUCK

[whole glade]

IDKKKK

[twin flower]

heh, the most beautiful cat

[whole glade]

ligma

[nocturne bloom]

My time has come

[fair bridge]

it's not bad - i just kinda realized our ideas of a social space were somewhat opposed

[marsh iris]

[whole glade]

GRAHHH

[gilded socket]

In what way

[gilded socket]

WHY

[whole glade]

BC IM GAY AS HELL

[gilded socket]

Hi lamia how’re you feeling out the hopital

[gilded socket]

FUCK

[whole glade]

FUGG

[gilded socket]

GGUF

[whole glade]

GUG

[gilded socket]

UGG

[whole glade]

UAGGHH

[marsh iris]

guggin it

[fair bridge]

i've always liked organized, open spaces that are generally more conducive toward discussing things with people and sharing interests in a way that isn't easily disrupted by someone with boundary problems (not rewdy, this was someone else that i had to kick out)

[gilded socket]

HHGGAU

[nocturne bloom]

Who's gugging on what

[whole glade]

me when y-your your ummm me when

[fair bridge]

i think rewdy just wants to be more silly with it and i totally respect that

[gilded socket]

Intersante,,,, if I were to join would i be orderly or chaos?

[fair bridge]

personally in my life i get too much silly

[somber stream]

The new Helldiver bond is basically a Metal Gear reference

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Mallow is all silly

[fair bridge]

i don't have a link anymore so idk how you would join

[nocturne bloom]

Light pen galore

[fair bridge]

i'm not in there

rewdy owns it now

[gilded socket]

I will jse mh 3rd eye

[somber stream]

Aim, git gud

[fair bridge]

in fact i gotta pull my bot outta there

[whole glade]

i had to eat radioactive eggs yesterday

[nocturne bloom]

As a minigun main, I dont care

[gilded socket]

Like that one mw3 mission

[fair bridge]

nah i just press da button

[gilded socket]

Poopgun

[gilded socket]

Wih button

[fair bridge]

the button that says "get me outta here"

[somber stream]

The new marksman rifle is a Vintorez, love it

[wet phoenix]

should i get my payot retwisted

[nocturne bloom]

Probably only buying for the drip and sneak minigun

[wet phoenix]

@nocturne bloom are you the hairy woman lover

[nocturne bloom]

[gilded socket]

Which button

[nocturne bloom]

You mean hairy ratling women?

[wet phoenix]

thats a lil too much hair

[somber stream]

Suppressed rifle is very good

[nocturne bloom]

Land ripe to claim

[somber stream]

145 dmg, can 1 hit most bot

[gilded socket]

Boobot

[whole glade]

me uhhh

[nocturne bloom]

Again, I might only buy it for the armor

[whole glade]

i forgot

[gilded socket]

The atmor looks cool

[somber stream]

Do give the new Commando mission a try

It's very fun until some asshat join in with a ex-bow and explosives

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine not soloing with a machete

[gilded socket]

I need to metal gear diver

[somber stream]

You can now, stealth is very good

[whole glade]

i love the goons and 3FS vocal stimms ive gotten

[gilded socket]

Moneyless

[fair bridge]

General changes overview
Suppressors are now more effective

Intent is to make suppressors more valuable in stealth gameplay and attract less attention from enemies

Noise radius of firing suppressed weapons roughly reduced by 50%

Enemies detection radius when being fired at, but not being hit, is reduced in some units

[gilded socket]

But i got the odst armor sets

[fair bridge]

waow

[somber stream]

Basic recon works just as well

From the mobilize bond

[gilded socket]

Hopy fuck theres a Epstein files reference

[marsh iris]

what if i press your button

[gilded socket]

Gay

[whole glade]

GAY ALERT

[somber stream]

Lewd

[nocturne bloom]

Ill dump chemicals from work on you

[gilded socket]

WAOW THE NULL CIPHER ARMOR LOOKS SOO COOL

Well

The helmet does

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Now look behind the armour

[gilded socket]

ASS

[somber stream]

That's Super Earth Ass right there

[marsh iris]

assdivers

[whole glade]

What if they added Female Lawbringer to For Honor

[gilded socket]

Plump bouncy democratic glory

[nocturne bloom]

Time to rename my steam account back to John Cobdiver

[gilded socket]

Hmmm but i wanna get the new Marathon

40 FOCKIN DALLAS?

BUSTIN MY BOWLS

[quaint moss]

i have made peak psyker

my god

[lusty estuary]

do they make the asses huge on some of these armors on purpose or do you think it's an accident

[quaint moss]

no more banana peels for me

[twin flower]

how is he peak

gyatt armor

[nocturne bloom]

Not big enough

[quaint moss]

it uhhh adds character

[twin flower]

definitely on purpose

[fair bridge]

remedy PR telling people that it's good that alan wake 2 is epic exclusive. they make soo much money with them

[somber stream]

On purpose, 100%

And i'm all for it

[nocturne bloom]

Let me introduce you to nexus mods

[whole glade]

I TRY NOT TO REMEMBER! NO MEMORIES!

[somber stream]

I use BFA

[gilded socket]

All fhe nexus sex mods for skyrim

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[marsh iris]

still human

[lusty estuary]

I remember when the cutting-edge warbond dropped and seeing the fatty on the prototype X armor

[nocturne bloom]

I use private discord links

[lusty estuary]

best in the business

[whole glade]

FLAYING PEOPLE OPEN

GRAHHH

[lusty estuary]

none of these other armors can ever compare

[twin flower]

whast up with you

[astral basin]

Super Earths Ass Flaps
SEAF

[crisp yoke]

Least some people seem to be happy

[whole glade]

wdym?

[quaint moss]

what are they talking about, catch me up pls :3

[lusty estuary]

we're all about flaying people and turning them into kites to appease the sky gods in the darktide general chat

[twin flower]

idk? you just come into chat shouting and all that

[quaint moss]

bluberry

[twin flower]

something about armor making your ass big

idk

[whole glade]

i cant shout?

[twin flower]

[hidden whale]

caesar is the best salad

[quaint moss]

finally im no longer alone in my favorite hobby

[hidden whale]

the others just cant compare

[lusty estuary]

use your inside voice

[twin flower]

i mean you can, just asking whats up lmao

[whole glade]

no!

[hidden whale]

oh maybe a vinaigrette is competitive

[quaint moss]

🤔 smash
CRUNCH
well.... shit

[somber stream]

Unless it's padding, no amount of armour can make your ass appear bigger

[lusty estuary]

caesar is a negative aura salad cuz julius let himself get taken down by a guy named brutus

[hidden whale]

yeah but idgaf about the romans

[somber stream]

Though take heart, you can improve your rear, starting TODAY 🫵

[hidden whale]

I just eat the salads

[whole glade]

Little Caesars my beloved

[twin flower]

i just eat raw carrots

[lusty estuary]

when you eat one spiritually you're also getting stabbed by like 40 dudes

[hidden whale]

what is spiritually eating a vinaigrette

[lusty estuary]

nothing i can't think of any negative associations

[whole glade]

Creep STP > Creep Radiohead

[nocturne bloom]

I feel like some tassets that cover the rear can but alas

[quaint moss]

when did robbing trains become unpopular

[somber stream]

Ass armour?

[quaint moss]

improve

[somber stream]

Yeah just bike and squat, dude

[twin flower]

biking does that? huh

[hidden whale]

do some lunges

[nocturne bloom]

Tassets are mainly for the area between the thigh and waist but some cover the ass

[hidden whale]

heavy lunges and split squats are the only time ive ever felt a glute pump

[somber stream]

Seems like rear cover isn't very common

[lusty estuary]

which is unfortunate

some of these soldiers need to cover that shit up

[hidden whale]

D:

[lusty estuary]

turn that frown upside down

[hidden whale]

let them go cheeks out

[quaint moss]

:D

[twin flower]

based

[hidden whale]

its their last moments anyway

[somber stream]

Deter the enemies with our superior assets

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, but from what I remember there are attachments/styles for it

Realistically its pointless to cover your ass

Its all fat

[somber stream]

You need to mount so ass armour is kinda counterproductive

[hidden whale]

to... mount...?

[somber stream]

Your stead

[nocturne bloom]

You dont want to sit on plate armor

[somber stream]

As a knight

[nocturne bloom]

I hear its uncomfortable

[somber stream]

Quite

[hidden whale]

im confused I thought we were talking about helldivers lol

[lusty estuary]

is that what we're calling it now...

[somber stream]

What are we even talking about, actually

[nocturne bloom]

My bad, I heard ass and went all in

[hidden whale]

salads

[quaint moss]

add handle bars

[hidden whale]

dude lamias dont even HAVE THOSE

WYM??

[nocturne bloom]

They do actually

[hidden whale]

;.;

[lusty estuary]

we're all just really on that ass business right now but it's split off into a dozen unrelated topics

we need to unify

[hidden whale]

yes, let us discuss the best salad

which is either caesar or vinaigrette. and other opinions are simply wrong

[dry merlin]

Or a fauld

[nocturne bloom]

I eat my salad raw

[lusty estuary]

I already told you not to eat caesar salads anymore

[somber stream]

Salmon salad exist

Case closed

[lusty estuary]

you're literally accruing negative karma with every bite

[hidden whale]

karma dn

its too saucy and good

[nocturne bloom]

I hate salad dressing on salad but love cooking with it

[somber stream]

Who the fuck dress their salad

Nevermind cooking them

[quaint moss]

to each their own

[twin flower]

people cook their salad?

[hidden whale]

someones gotta wear the maid outfit

[nocturne bloom]

Most every salad dressing works very well in BBQ sauces or even just on its own cooked into meat

[hidden whale]

@dire kayak what does that even mean

non potable water?

[twin flower]

bro is dehybrated

give him water

[hidden whale]

damn youre right

time to watermax

[twin flower]

water

[quaint moss]

@dire kayak what are the consequences of breaking this rule

[twin flower]

gonna drain the water out of you like they do in dune

[gilded socket]

@dire kayak take a shower

[twin flower]

ayo

[lusty estuary]

we're finally banning drinkable water

[quaint moss]

i havent watched dune

[quaint moss]

but am need that ;-;

[marsh iris]

send dune

[twin flower]

great watch imo

[gilded socket]

Wuaht

[quaint moss]

what

[twin flower]

wat

[nocturne bloom]

So just drink non drinkable water ez

[lusty estuary]

squeeze a stone

[hidden whale]

but how

[twin flower]

drink tap water

[hidden whale]

cant dink if no dink?

[nocturne bloom]

By drinking it

[hidden whale]

but its non drinkableeeeeeeeeeeeee D:

[twin flower]

you slurp off a spoon like its soup

[marsh iris]

its non-drinkable, reserved for AI

[hidden whale]

@dire kayak im gonna turn YOU into non drinkable water

:)

[twin flower]

human water

[quaint moss]

:> im so confused

genuily been sitting here trying to figure it out

[twin flower]

i thought they were just talking about helldiver armors awhile ago

unless am also wrong lmao

[lusty estuary]

squeeze water from a stone

[quaint moss]

im on my second energy drink

[marsh iris]

stop drinking water, we need to accelerate the AI to brainrot itself to death

[quaint moss]

cant they took -all- the water

[lusty estuary]

the only legal source of hydration should be monster energy

not any of the other flavors

only the battery acid

[twin flower]

lotta people really like monster here

[quaint moss]

i am drinking reign

[hidden whale]

literally idiocracy

its got what plants crave

[somber stream]

electrolytes

[quaint moss]

hey that was gatorade

[lusty estuary]

I'm sorry

[quaint moss]

tbf

[lusty estuary]

do you have any last words

[quaint moss]

about what :3

[gilded socket]

Take a shower @lusty estuary

[quaint moss]

WAIT WAIT

NONONO

[lusty estuary]

I took one before I went to work

[gilded socket]

Yea you didnt

[lusty estuary]

oh...

[dire kayak]

NO

[twin flower]

maxines in the walls

[dire kayak]

YOU CANT MAKE ME

[quaint moss]

its 600 mg of caffeine

[somber stream]

I can smell this chat

[gilded socket]

Take a shower with your “aura” stankin ass

[quaint moss]

i smell great, just got out

[lusty estuary]

I smell like peppermint because that's what my soap and lotion smells like

[somber stream]

Poggers

[hidden whale]

actually its because youre made of peppermints

[gilded socket]

Nah you’re just santa’s helper

[astral basin]

I showered earlier im safe

[lusty estuary]

that too

[marsh iris]

😤 😤 😤 😤

[somber stream]

I smell like coal and lavender

[astral basin]

Ogryn toes

[quaint moss]

(6 years ago)

[marsh iris]

smells like darktide

[lusty estuary]

I am a 800lb 2'6'' elf working in santa's factory but that's unrelated

[hidden whale]

damn

[quaint moss]

smells of british chimney sweeper

[hidden whale]

thats. really thick

[gilded socket]

Smell like straight ass

@dire kayak

[marsh iris]

smells like teen spirit

[somber stream]

It's very relaxing, you should try

[lusty estuary]

yeah it is hard for me to wash or do anything

[hidden whale]

you would literally be a spherical ball of fat

[marsh iris]

scrub your butthole chat

[quaint moss]

try what

[somber stream]

Smell like ash

[quaint moss]

alex wesker's perfect being

[quaint moss]

but my grandma already does

[gilded socket]

Sorry tubber

[somber stream]

Old people smell =/= volcanic ash

[gilded socket]

Why are you

[marsh iris]

turn it into lye

[quaint moss]

(shes in a vase)

[lusty estuary]

yeah, I wish I weren't 900lbs and growing every day, but that's what it takes to be a baller

[quaint moss]

will you hold a party at 1000

[gilded socket]

A diddy party

[quaint moss]

NO

BAD

[gilded socket]

Lamia’s got oil

[somber stream]

🕺

[dire kayak]

man ado is such a good singer

[quaint moss]

im american, of course i have oil

🎶 🕺 🎶

[gilded socket]

Why are you

[quaint moss]

who is ado?

[hidden whale]

dude we should do lines

[quaint moss]

hell yes, ill gain powers

[lusty estuary]

can't be doing that to gamgam

[quaint moss]

its what she wouldve wanted

(im going to hell)

[dire kayak]

singer

she made uh

[quaint moss]

uh, never heard of that song

[dire kayak]

rehehe

[quaint moss]

[dire kayak]

ussewa

[lusty estuary]

general chat begin listing favorite bands go

[jaunty path]

The Aquabats

[gilded socket]

Bolt Thrower

[lusty estuary]

not a band kid, that's a sticker

[quaint moss]

prove it

[lusty estuary]

six years in the wet room

[tender horizon]

Rn? Thy Art Is Murder probably.

[jaunty path]

You're saying there isn't a band just called "Rock"?

There's a band literally called Cheese burger I'm pretty saure

sure*

[dire kayak]

hatsune miku

[whole bough]

man its hard to play havoc maelstrom when the game gives you literally 0 ammo

[stark bobcat]

havoc maelstrom?

[somber stream]

Linkedin Park

[jaunty path]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[dire kayak]

im so sorry

[quaint moss]

linkin park is ight

[dire kayak]

i ate all of the ammo

IM SORRY

I WAS HUNGRY

[tender horizon]

New mode, only for the elite darktide gamers

[whole bough]

its not too bad if it gave me ammo

sobing

[jaunty path]

Yeah yeah. The guitarist for Cheeseburger made Ballmasters: 9009, Robotomy, and Superjail

[dire kayak]

I WONT EAT THE AMMO AGAIN I PROMISE

[stark bobcat]

hold tab

[lusty estuary]

I like kiltro

[stark bobcat]

does it say no ammo?

[quaint moss]

greed they talked about in the bible, go sit in shame

[jaunty path]

ainz do you even believe in god

or

sorry my brain is kind of on the fritz

wait

why did I think that was said to ainz

[quaint moss]

HUH XD

[jaunty path]

wheres my brain

[somber stream]

Get some sleep

[quaint moss]

somewhere in london

[jaunty path]

Sleep yourself

[lusty estuary]

it's okay that's just the rot

[quaint moss]

resident evil biohazard mold

[jaunty path]

I think im gonna take my ssri tomorrow

[whole bough]

shakes you upside down to dump bullets out

[jaunty path]

im secretly Walter Hartman White

[gilded socket]

Everyone of you go listen to the song “Mercenary” by Bolt Thrower please it’s so peaky

[lusty estuary]

hi karien

[jaunty path]

Sounds kinda fire ngl

[gilded socket]

Because it is

[jaunty path]

album looks sick too

[gilded socket]

Theyre the OG 40k fan music

[quaint moss]

you know who else is sick
me ;-;

[jaunty path]

"I showed this to my Monopoly now it's Warhammer 40000" in the comments

[jaunty path]

Honestly? Fitting.

Its easy to imagine

hell yeah

[gilded socket]

Their second album onwards was heavily influenced by 40k

They even knew rhe creators

[jaunty path]

even though I feel numb as fuck mentally and emotionally

Its gooddd

[jaunty path]

sheesh

awesome

[gilded socket]

Go listen to it BOW !!!!

[jaunty path]

Listen to this song

or well

album

[quaint moss]

nah am listening to my own music

[jaunty path]

ur mom is music

[quaint moss]

:> and i gatekeep aura farm

[quaint moss]

dont think thats why they called it the Blues

[wet epoch]

Also tap into the band Writhing Shadows if you wanna feel like one with the warp

[fair bridge]

time on my hands could be time spent with you

laughing like children

living like lovers

rollin like thunda

[nocturne bloom]

yea they called her the Carolina Shag

[fair bridge]

what the Fuck

[jaunty path]

Legit chaos music

[quaint moss]

pegging your dad of course

[fair bridge]

fuck

im sleepy

i cant tell my left from my right

[quaint moss]

go sleepo

[sleek harness]

The hell yall talking about

[fair bridge]

eat shit and live

[nocturne bloom]

why is there no minor order reward

arrowhead 🗣️

[dire kayak]

hatsune miku

[fair bridge]

this video about fastpass is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE

[sleek harness]

You know it would actually be surprising if this chat talked about Hatsune Miku

[fair bridge]

i stopped listening to hatsune miku after she turned up on the flight list

[somber stream]

[jaunty path]

shes 16 bruh

[dire kayak]

poor miku

[jaunty path]

that makes things more concerning

[gilded socket]

Im good

[sleek harness]

She's making music for losers at 16?

[gilded socket]

Haven you tried Mercenary yet?

[sleek harness]

Impressive

[nocturne bloom]

18 actually, her canonical age is just fixed at 16

[somber stream]

Some guy in Japan married her, you know?

Then the company stopped supporting the hardware then he shelved her lol

[dire kayak]

heyyy :(

[sleek harness]

That's one guy who made that manga about ranting a girlfriend

Which never ended

[somber stream]

Ranting girlfriend is wild

[gilded socket]

Loserd

[somber stream]

Wait that's just default

[dire kayak]

:((((

[gilded socket]

Dresol

But again

Who am i to judge

For i to am a loserd

[sleek harness]

Don't worry, there's worse