general-chat

[delicate kite]

KKKKKKK

[sleek harness]

Then all of his fans will join this server at the same time

[delicate kite]

Gotta get someone on Joe Rogans

All the best of society will join

[tawny hearth]

they'll play only up to malice and then go on about how the gunplay is fun but the melee is really basic

[sleek harness]

Everyone will be asking why they can't post pictures

[hardy wadi]

man I remember when I struggled in Malice

[sleek harness]

I remember when I sucked at this game

Look at me now

[hardy wadi]

barely able to clear heresy

my man 🤝

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[delicate kite]

Heresy is hard

[sleek harness]

I do Auric Maelstrom daily

[delicate kite]

But most hard edpeirenc3 is uprising

[hardy wadi]

You misspelled lose

my man 🤝

[hardy wadi]

whne the bait is rage idk im too stupidmaxxing

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[hardy wadi]

fact checked by real Dutch patriots

[dire kayak]

auspex scanner class when

[eternal shuttle]

sometimes i straight death when enemy killed me skipping downed state any idea what happened? mostly happen in havoc

[worn halo]

crit dmg

[gilded socket]

Doug

[tawny hearth]

you are probably taking enough corruption to fill out a wound then going down

you take alot of corruption damage in havoc

[cyan current]

Cool pfp

[solemn siren]

Bring a templar or a box scum

[tawny hearth]

arby can also resist it well and any scum can take the corruption heal on stim use node

but that node only heals you up to half

so you still insta die i guess lol

[solemn siren]

Well those ones are selfish probably

[tawny hearth]

lol if everyone is selfish then it amplifies the builds that help the team tbh but i get you

[stark bobcat]

Depending on havoc rank, enemies will deal up to 40% of their damage as corruption. So things like overheads that deal such large amount of damage, the corruption is applied 1st. So this brings you below 1 wound then kills you because you are on final wound

[tawny hearth]

yeah ainz described it way better lol

[dire kayak]

brain hurty

[stark bobcat]

*melee damage

[tawny hearth]

because i'm an oggy

[stark bobcat]

Does not apply to ranged

[solemn siren]

I sure do love all the stinky stuff that bypasses toughness

[tawny hearth]

corruption resist is something i like

[stark bobcat]

Wished it does something noticable

[onyx prism]

so i am new to this "Warhammer Discord" as I mentioned earlier, made a simple mistake about the 40K Warhammer games that I have played. Been playing video games since 1982, so it's hard for me to remember everything(I do apologize). Here's a list of all the systems that I have used in my life(that I can remember): nes, snes, gamecube, xbox, xbox 360, xbox one, xbox series x, ps1, ps2, ps3, ps4(pro), ps5, Sega Cd, 16bit cartridge, combination Sega CD with a 16bit Cartridge, computers. Warhammer Inquisitor Matyr, Chaosbane, Darktide.

[dire kayak]

i never thought corruption resistance would actually be useful

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah its more of a placebo

[stark bobcat]

Welcome to darktide

[tawny hearth]

but i take it to make myself feel better

[dire kayak]

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[fiery wave]

Naw, it does help if you are on Zealot. If you health stack with corruption resist. You will only take 45% HP worth in corruption.

So you will just go down if no until death and if with until death, you'll just be at 2 HP with a completely clear hp bar for 2 mins.

Once your beacon kicks in anyway.

Assuming you ate a crusher overhead.

[tawny hearth]

too bad zealot is the only class i don't play (but for real i just take it on flex slots that have low prio things in them because everything else also feels like a placebo)

[dire kayak]

i haven't played hive scum in so long

[tawny hearth]

been mostly playing scum and oggy currently

[dire kayak]

ogryn is so peak

[solemn siren]

slap shield

[onyx prism]

In Darktide, I have 1 Veteran, 2 Psykers, 2 Zealots, 2 Ogryn, 1 Arbitrator, 1 Hive Scum; my playstyle is unique, in that I put everyone else above myself, I am there to "help" only; I am not a "speedrunner", I don't leave people behind, I pair off with stragglers up to a point, if someone is down, I do my level best to pick them up, not for any stats or penances, because in the US Army, you don't leave a man behind; I believe in kindness and compassion, and I try to play as such as best as I can. I have been playing since launch, I have played thousands of missions, I have been treated as disposable by hundreds of people; and I still choose kindness over it all. Have a nice day everyone.

[solemn siren]

Damn, I wouldnt have 2 of things

[tawny hearth]

you can get more weeklies and have more builds that way

[solemn siren]

That sounds like way too much work

[onyx prism]

I just did because I like them, but when you are disabled, and no job, you have plenty of time

[tawny hearth]

but yeah also, the reason i like to play in aurics is because its fun to help people win

[solemn siren]

Mood.

But im not very good at sticking to one thing

[nocturne bloom]

ive decided to restart deep rock before i magically pass away

[tall grove]

Rock and stone!

[gilded socket]

Thanks doug

[onyx prism]

Where most people grew up in the "online" world, I was around in the "non-online" world, and I had adapt, but my reflexes are no good, i am not "forged" or have the right temperment to play "Havoc or Auric", and thats fine for me. I'm just here to get my mind off of the things I don't want to remember, try to make some friends, and help people.

[tall grove]

Well it’s nice to have ya here, old timer!
I hope you enjoy the game and, if you can, the community

[ripe tangle]

so are you like a really lame version of Bane?

[tawny hearth]

yeah playing whatever to have fun is the key

[tawny hearth]

lol the early internet was a trip man

[ripe tangle]

Trust me, I know.

[tawny hearth]

ya'll miss aol keywords told to you by the tv?

[tall grove]

Okay unc let’s get you back to bed

[tired steeple]

Both glad and disappointed at the state of the internet

[dire kayak]

i don't even know what aol is

[tawny hearth]

i havent' even explained to you why sprite flickering makes nes games better tho

[tired steeple]

You can avoid seeing gore, it’s harder to get a virus, all that

There’s laws and shit

But then loke

Everything is also AI generated now

[tawny hearth]

its alot smaller now adays, which is weird

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-so-much-mold-ted-mold-mold-mold-gif-so-much-mold-gif-14075769884936338613

[tall grove]

That’s alright, you can tell me after you take your old person meds

[tawny hearth]

america online, its a company that used to be a major internet service provider... they had a pre google search engine that companies could pay money to reserve special keywords. so they would tell you the keyword at the end of the show so you would know how to find their site

like primitive QR codes

that belonged to one company

[blazing ibex]

Ain't stopping Neuralink from trying. For better or worse.

[dire kayak]

if they try to put a neuralink in my head im releasing the walking pox

[tawny hearth]

poxies would be a pretty neato way for things to end

they're like fancy zombies

[blazing ibex]

That's perfectly fine. This is on average not the easiest game to play at the higher ends of difficulty.

[tawny hearth]

yeah, its why i like picking people up over and over in aurics, i'll give them the space they need to learn while they're on my team... unless i mess up and lose it all for us

honestly havoc 30s give me the same vibe, everyone is learning... but i can't carry as hard there because toughness grace period is no longer holding my hand

[wind wing]

I’m normally decent at auric until 20 gunners spawn to turn me into a lead filled pile of meat

[tawny hearth]

lol ANY player no matter how good can get killed by auric sometimes

sometimes you're just in a no win situation suddenly

or a "one mistake" situation and you make the mistake

or you're me and just walk off a cliff because you can't stop doing that for some reason

i also go DH blind sometimes

but thats more annoying than game ending

[blazing ibex]

This was me in a havoc 32 yesterday

In all fairness

I was clutching

...And then I hit a yellow barrel

I did not have the health to take that damage so

[tawny hearth]

thats half of a good plan

[blazing ibex]

It is what it is.

[tawny hearth]

wrong half was bad tho

[blazing ibex]

Oh no I had no intention of hitting it.

I just tried to hit a shock troop by it.

And didn't see it.

[tawny hearth]

i do that all the time tbh, i'll be dragging my hit box and whack the barrel

sometimes i'll do it when i'm using vt2 style move tech for fun with nothing around and i damage my team

i feel really dumb when i do that

honestly i think i got good at tide games just so people woudln't hate me for my dumb mistakes, because those stayed, but now i can play good

[quaint moss]

i cant read

[hazy kestrel]

Big sad, no monstrosity spam maelstroms atm.

[quaint moss]

truly a sad day for gamers

[eternal shuttle]

hmm that make sense. thx for the answer sry late reply @tawny hearth @stark bobcat

[gilded socket]

@arctic escarp i just saw peak invisigal art

[low blade]

I dont get Dispatch fans snd their romance debate because every time I look in its "Okay ine of them is literally the perfect GF and the other is the most annoying woman ever described" and then they debate on best girl somehow

[hidden whale]

some people love hot, toxic partners

they create intensity and conflict

[graceful hamlet]

That reminds me I gotta watch someone’s Dispatch playthrough

[hidden whale]

which is... "exciting"

also the fantasy of softening or fixing them

personally I dont like it lol

[graceful hamlet]

Pretty sure Invisigal is more about her trying to fix herself more than anything, she just needs someone to rely on. From what I’ve seen anyways.

[arctic escarp]

oh?

[graceful hamlet]

I also haven’t seen the whole thing all the way through tho so

[gilded socket]

Yea it was peakium

[hidden whale]

her storyline is interesting. you have to both call her out on her bullshit while supporting her (and also beat the final dispatch section) to get her good ending

[low blade]

Notice how I didnt say which was which, and he still knew who the annoying one was

[arctic escarp]

share with the class 🤔

[hidden whale]

its a very very clear split LOL

but well played xd

[graceful hamlet]

So being a supportive partner instead of being a fixer. Peak.

[hidden whale]

I actually cut her from my team and still got her good ending

during Blonde's romance

lmao

[graceful hamlet]

Noice

[light heron]

Blondie would give the best hugs.
EZ choice.

[gilded socket]

It disappeared

[gloomy void]

You don’t fix Invisigal. She puts in the work herself. You help give her a proper support system

Which is also the entire gimmick of the game

[graceful hamlet]

It’s ok, we all know Garrus is best girl

[gloomy void]

Robert is there to help bad people become good people

[gloomy void]

True

[gloomy void]

People who are working on themselves tend to have moments of falling back into old habits. A support system helps a lot

And realistically both relationships are bad because they are HR violations

[wet phoenix]

i think artists who don't sell lossless tracks need to be shot

and then shot again

also djs who dont upload their mixes

riddim djs who dont have a chop tracklist

knelt down and popped in the back of the head

[quaint moss]

what is a lossless

[arctic escarp]

darn 😭

[wet phoenix]

flac, wav

[molten matrix]

Music but sounds betterer

[arctic escarp]

REAL

[graceful hamlet]

Loss? Like the comic?

[wet phoenix]

every single one bru 😔

[arctic escarp]

uncompressed music files (basically minimal compression) but at the cost of bigger file size

[wet phoenix]

like i'm perfectly fine buying $2.50/track

i also think artists who only sell dubplates and not IDs are scum

[quaint moss]

the tv show?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh god, you’re giving flashbacks to Lost

[quaint moss]

ah thats more my language, is makes sense

[hazy kestrel]

Such a strange show that my old man insisted on watching.

The plot was everywhere, it made no fucking sense at times.

[tawny hearth]

lol honestly the plot only starts to makes sense once they reveal its mostly time travel nonsense and you're secretly watching a scifi show

[hazy kestrel]

It also dragged for a few seasons too long imo.

[tawny hearth]

i think that was because of the writers strike thing right? or maybe i'm misremembering, but yeah its a bit too long i agree

[fair bridge]

hate going to the gym when it's crowded

some of these people don't wash

it's disgusting

[gilded socket]

The fuck is going on

[untold kraken]

I am getting lag issues ever since the hive scum update

yall too? If so any fixes?

[fair bridge]

#🎒support-issues

https://support.fatshark.se

update drivers

configure firewall

[quaint moss]

it never made sense from what i know

[fair bridge]

pray to jesus

[untold kraken]

configure firewall????!!!!

[fair bridge]

if darktide is not allowed past your firewall you will experience issues

[untold kraken]

wouldn't that not allow me to play the game? I can play it

[fair bridge]

visit #🎒support-issues and https://support.fatshark.se/ for more information

this message will repeat until the quota is met

[hazy kestrel]

Yet another win for home gym enjoyers.

[fair bridge]

i was doing squats and every time i went low i felt like i was dipping my head in nurgle's miasma

[hazy kestrel]

You can do those at home pal.

[fair bridge]

you're right i should buy a half rack

i was trying to convince kaz to help me split the cost of one a few months ago and he said that was dumb

worst bf ever

not letting me have the gym equipment i want

what a fuck

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a hole in a boat.

[fair bridge]

sometimes i wonder if people talk in real life the way they talk in here

like would someone seriously look me dead in the eye and tell me that my build sucks

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of a nervous wreck in real life. Here? More social.

[fair bridge]

incorrect the answer is no

you never step to an alpha

[wet phoenix]

is that not the best part...?

[fair bridge]

what.

[wet phoenix]

i mean it depends on the person like

how do i justify this

[trail bramble]

me when I'm an architect and I'm talking with the foreman about how their construction leaves a lot to be desired

[fair bridge]

you're in too deep already

[quaint moss]

aint that a kick in the head

[fallen tree]

uh oh, stinky! 🫵

[quaint moss]

this is pain, im glad i can workout at home

[fair bridge]

😔

[quaint moss]

they say excerise is good for you, helps the brain, but not everyone should/even has to do it

[wet phoenix]

disagree

counterpoint: sweaty

[tawny hearth]

it kind of helps everything, like even the movement and impacts that it causes improves bone health by triggering remodeling which can help with things as you age

[untold kraken]

who should not exercise?

[trail bramble]

bbws

[wet phoenix]

VALID

[quaint moss]

probably the terminally ill

[untold kraken]

that makes sense

[quaint moss]

ye

[graceful hamlet]

I ragebait my friends with deez nuts and 6 7 irl so yes

[teal token]

Is the server downed?

[untold kraken]

8 9 GOD DAMNIT MOTH************* ********** **** *********!!!!!

[teal token]

Cannot open Darktide but this morning seems fine until now

[graceful hamlet]

It’s not my fault that the best Fallout game is Fallout 67 smh

[wet phoenix]

someone lend me like $400 right now someone is selling a dac i need for a $300 discount

[untold kraken]

ITS 76 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[wet phoenix]

fo76 is better when you compare it to other mmos but not fallout

[graceful hamlet]

Todd Howard was so close to greatness 😔

[wet phoenix]

like i would rather sink hours into76 than some other butt game like warcraft

[wet phoenix]

not in the slightest

and ts better remain non canon

[graceful hamlet]

76 is pretty fun as a Fallout game tho fr

[wet phoenix]

wrong, quit, gg no re

[gilded socket]

Deep in them pits they are

[graceful hamlet]

It’s ok to be wrong

[wet phoenix]

only if they're hairy

i think people who shave bald look weird

[graceful hamlet]

Excavator power armor my beloved

[wet phoenix]

why want to be barbie doll

start stigmatizing shaved people

[gilded socket]

Thats very much a conversation you have with people you are either romantically or sexually involved with

[wet phoenix]

clack clack

[gilded socket]

I understand the Au natural and greek goddess look no worry

[wet phoenix]

let me rephrase it this way

this is a societal plague

as in, the entire shaving industry is a waste of plastic and metal

[gilded socket]

Its a preference

Some shave

Some dont

Some want to

Some dont care

My word is law forever

[wet phoenix]

clarification
glass every single factory that makes razors

[hidden whale]

only if you asked :3

[subtle oar]

Like law law or like a polite suggestion

[gilded socket]

I am the truth and the lex imperialis

[river elbow]

No. I am the Lex.

[gilded socket]

I AM THE LEX

[wet phoenix]

if you really think about it, isn't warhammer canon also compatible with fallout canon?

[river elbow]

Also, Howdy, Chat.

[gilded socket]

No not really

[wet phoenix]

what in the fallout canon contradicts warhammer canon

[hidden whale]

idk. I had a girl who preferred trimmed and a girl who told me to NEVER shave

its entirely up to taste

[gilded socket]

1950’s asthetic

[subtle oar]

Yes that

[wet phoenix]

the latter was correct

[wet phoenix]

and then 38 millennia later...?

[hidden whale]

correct dn

[gilded socket]

I know a guy you’d get along with @nocturne bloom

[wet phoenix]

he likes snake women

that's weird

[subtle oar]

No warp in fallout

[wet phoenix]

the best demihuman is clearly the noble mare or docile cow

[gilded socket]

You do know that the people in 40k look back onto the humans of the past to shape their cultures and manufacturing

[river elbow]

Take enough Chems and you just might see it.

[wet phoenix]

do you think they remember things from 2077

[graceful hamlet]

So Umamusume

[subtle oar]

Also fallout would be prime time for the emperor

To show up

[wet phoenix]

was humanity aware of the warp in 2077 in warhammer?

[gilded socket]

You do realize theres STC (blueprints) from our time and onward

[wet phoenix]

THEY HAD STCS IN 2026?

i was not aware of that

[graceful hamlet]

GW should canonize a STC of a Mr Handy

[subtle oar]

The emperor would have been seen

[gilded socket]

Blueprints are not a new idea

[wet phoenix]

sounds plausible

[river elbow]

The Mechanicus would go feral for a STC of an Air Fryer.

[subtle oar]

Psyckers are no where in the fallout universe

[wet phoenix]

i'm 99% sure stcs are actual self contained constructs with the ability to reproduce their designated blueprint?

[wet phoenix]

lorenzo cabot
also no, there is an ACTUAL MENTION of the word psyker
the master is a psyker

[gilded socket]

I forget how its described in mechanicum but stcs are like hologram schematics

[subtle oar]

Immortal yes magic powers no

[quaint moss]

eat pskers, become the emperor

[wet phoenix]

lorenzo cabot possesses psychic powers

fallout 2 has a guy that speaks to the player in their dreams

the master has a psychic field and consolidated the powers of other psykers (?)

there's also a child who can see the future

MAMA MURPHY is a psyker

[subtle oar]

Mama Murphy is psychic

[gilded socket]

This is obvious bait

[graceful hamlet]

No they have a point tho

[wet phoenix]

go on the wiki and read for ten seconds??

tf

"this is bait" (person is sitting at a device with access to a search engine)

[fair bridge]

a earch

[gilded socket]

I dont use wiki, id rather play the games or read the books

[graceful hamlet]

GW needs to make the Felinids a bigger thing. Where’s my catgirl army

[subtle oar]

Star Wars has cat people

[low blade]

S'got mange

[graceful hamlet]

True, I played as one in SWTOR recently. Going through all the class stories

[subtle oar]

Is swtor still active?

[graceful hamlet]

Yea

[subtle oar]

Dope

[graceful hamlet]

It’s even getting updates and all that

[subtle oar]

Wooo

[fallen tree]

swtor was cool, i played it back in 2012/13 or something

[graceful hamlet]

They also made it so you can play any tech class on any tech origin. So smuggler can run around as a Sniper or Sith Agent can run around with a giant gun. Force classes also got the same. So Sith Warrior can be a lightning dispenser

[hazy kestrel]

Sorcerer, my beloved.

Lightning goes brrrrr

[graceful hamlet]

I’m playing in a specific class order to get all the references to each other. I can’t wait to get to Inquisitor 🙏

[hazy kestrel]

Inquisitor was my favorite.

[graceful hamlet]

I think I’ll have the most fun as one ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Trooper was alright.

[graceful hamlet]

So far I’ve done honorable Mando bounty hunter, and only in it for the money smuggler so far

[hazy kestrel]

Knight was alright.

Bounty Hunter and Agent were alright.

[graceful hamlet]

Currently on light side Consular

[hazy kestrel]

Haven’t played Smuggler yet, or Consular though

[graceful hamlet]

Smuggler is pretty fun

Consular so far is either standard Jedi or massive ego bitch for your choices so I’m going lightside

[hazy kestrel]

I honestly got burnt out because of the usual story path to Corellia.

And I hate Corellia’s map.

[graceful hamlet]

Yea Corellia is a pain to navigate

[hazy kestrel]

Almost as much as Hoth

Blinding me lmao

[graceful hamlet]

The jumping puzzle for the Datacron thing was fun tho

[graceful hamlet]

Oh apparently Agent references like every other class’s story so it’s best played through last

It’s fun playing a decent BioWare style rpg again

[twin flower]

cookie and straberries?!

[hazy kestrel]

KOTOR 1 and 2, my beloved.

[whole glade]

i was stabbed 400 times by the doc today :[

[graceful hamlet]

Makes me want to play Mass Effect again too

[twin flower]

Is anime factorio out yet

[graceful hamlet]

Hour and a half

[gilded socket]

Hour

[graceful hamlet]

[twin flower]

[graceful hamlet]

I hope it’s good

[tawny hearth]

what is anime factorio? lol

[twin flower]

One way to find out

[graceful hamlet]

Arknights Endfield

Factory building is a core progression thing, and then you got anime girls, zone exploration, party action combat and a big ole story

[tawny hearth]

lol

[graceful hamlet]

also gambling

[tawny hearth]

i've never actually played factorio, i know enough about it tho, i have played satisfactory

[twin flower]

goombling

its prolly closer to satisfactory imo but yeah

but then again i have yet to see the building and all that

[tawny hearth]

satisfactory is such a good game

[graceful hamlet]

From what it sounds like you build factories in each zone and then can feed into each other? So it’ll get more complicated down the road? I hope anyways

[twin flower]

yep

played it with some of my mates

xenocide the planet

good times

[tawny hearth]

lol i like trying to build without destroying everything

[twin flower]

aw shih, really?

[tawny hearth]

doesn't always work

[graceful hamlet]

From what I understand of people talking about it. I haven’t dug too deep because it’s fun going in somewhat blind

[twin flower]

yeah the fauna of some of the regions looks really nice

[graceful hamlet]

I’ve heard Arknights has a good story, so theoretically this should also have a good story.

[twin flower]

I wanted to blend it into our factory somehow but i dont think there was an option like that?

[tawny hearth]

there might be now adays depending on how long ago you played lol

[rocky heart]

I just realized i have 2 410 toughness curios where one is 16% and one is 17% O_O

[twin flower]

Yeah i tend to go blind in most games as well, and figure everything out yourself

[graceful hamlet]

Oh have you tried StarRupture? It’s like Satisfactory with more tower defense and exploration I guess?

[tawny hearth]

yeah the threshold is between the two breakpoints we're shown so you'll find that sometimes

[twin flower]

that just came out right

I dont think I have

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, it’s in early access but the devs are reportedly pretty reliable when it comes to building up a game

[rocky heart]

thats so strange lol. they should just have a 405 or 415 then to differentiate. But I guess this game has its fair share of wonkiness in other places too

[tawny hearth]

i think just care about min maxing less than the players

so they probably didn't think about it

[rocky heart]

consistency? Never heard of her

[tawny hearth]

lol FS is very consistent in terms of game feel and stuff... but not for info or keywords or things like that

sometimes one word will mean like 3 things

[twin flower]

huh, what are their other games

[fair bridge]

son of a bitch i'm actually 2 weeks ahead of like two classes

god is good

if he exists

or she........

[tawny hearth]

or them

[fair bridge]

my brain is Thinking

[twin flower]

classes like in school?

[fair bridge]

yeah college

[twin flower]

pog

[fair bridge]

we're supposed to get hit with some big polar vortex thing this weekend

[tawny hearth]

being that far ahead is nice tbh, breathing room

[fair bridge]

everyone is freaking out

i went to costco today and people were buying shit i didn't think costco sold

like wdym costco sells firewood

for who

there's trees everywhere

[tawny hearth]

you can't just cut down trees and use them as firewood lol, partially because of laws and partially because fresh trees burn for crap

at least when you're trying to make a fire

but yeah most stores have sold firewood forever

[graceful hamlet]

Great question.

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[fair bridge]

why do people buy toilets

there's trees everywhere

[tawny hearth]

buy what nows?

[fair bridge]

😨

[gloomy void]

Damn they blew off his legs

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

ghost cat

[marsh iris]

haunting you, for pats

[fair bridge]

i need to clone more stickers

[dire kayak]

meow

[quaint moss]

:3

[marsh iris]

😏
|| ||

[lime beacon]

[tawny hearth]

the pose you strike when somethings stuck to your shoe

[gilded socket]

The clone wars

[twin dirge]

Augh

[twin dirge]

That's why we cut down the fallen trees on the side of the road instead and let them dry out for a month

Pro gamer move, drive around and get all the fallen wood people leave in their front yards and on the side the road and shit

Free wud

[tawny hearth]

lol its the only reason i mentioned laws, park rangers hate rogue lumberjacks

[twin dirge]

Very true, also cuz people are surprisingly unobservant and cut power poles

[hazy kestrel]

Begun, the Clone Wars have.

[gilded socket]

Hey penis

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Maximillian

How’s your day going?

[twin flower]

she called you pp

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

She does that sometimes.

[dire kayak]

aaaaaaa i love wendigos

aaaaaaaaaaaa

[hazy kestrel]

Dead chat. No one to talk to about art or philosophy.

I weep.

[dire kayak]

im here 💔

[hazy kestrel]

What’s your favorite art movement?

[dire kayak]

uhhhh

the one with like

uhhhhh

[hazy kestrel]

[gilded socket]

It meh but good now

[hazy kestrel]

Fantabulous

[gilded socket]

Colony ship for sale, cheap

[hazy kestrel]

Where are monsters in dreams?

[gilded socket]

Durandan durandal durandana
Charlemagne used to call me such names, the fruitcake.

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe you’ll find what you’re looking for in a converted church in Venice, Italy.

[gilded socket]

THEYRE GONNA TURN ME INTO A CYPTO SERVER KILL THEM ALL

[hazy kestrel]

THAT’S RIGHT, SCURRY TO THE SAVE STATION, BOTTOM!

[gilded socket]

I showed the huzz the marathon videos and fell asleep on the durandal video

[hazy kestrel]

I think the Pathways into Darkness one is my favorite of the lot.

I’VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU! intensifies.

[dire kayak]

wendigo fruit snack

[gilded socket]

Gay

[hazy kestrel]

So is the fruit snack shaped like a Wendigo? Or does it taste like a wendigo?

[dire kayak]

im the fruit snack

[dire kayak]

exactly :3

[hazy kestrel]

So what’s your favorite art movement?

[gilded socket]

ITS CHARLEMAGNE

THE FRUITCAKE

[dire kayak]

NO

NO NO NO

[tall grove]

Good
Straightoids aren’t allowed here

[hazy kestrel]

Uh oh

[hidden whale]

wtf is a straightoid

[dire kayak]

i love wendigos ❤️

[tall grove]

Whichever one killed the most people

[hidden whale]

also im listening to the horus heresy

when does john warhammer kill horus heresy?

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, I never thought about that aspect.

[hidden whale]

its so long ;.;

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe Futurism?

[tall grove]

Someone who likes specifically those of the opposite gender identity

[hazy kestrel]

In the sense that the Italian fascists really promoted that movement.

[dire kayak]

if anyone knows where i could find a wendigo

[tall grove]

Oh ew no not that then

[dire kayak]

id love to know

[real socket]

.com

[arctic escarp]

uuh whatever the prevailing art movement that rose up during the Belle Epoque

[tall grove]

I mean good old indiscriminate deaths

[dire kayak]

.co.uk

[hazy kestrel]

Then I have no idea.

Oh wait

I do

[dire kayak]

we don't talk about what i did in 2003

[river elbow]

Just resort to cannibalism and become one yourself.

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, I forgot the exact movement, but the one that Jacques Louis David painted for, as they made a number of works that acted as propaganda against the French Monarchy during the time of the French Revolution.

The Death of Marat was one such piece

And one of my favorites

[tall grove]

If it’s as based as this implies, we should

[hazy kestrel]

Due to the historical aspect

[gilded socket]

Be the freak you want to be

[dire kayak]

i ate so many people

[tall grove]

Based

[gilded socket]

Sexually doesn’t count

You need to cook and consoom

[dire kayak]

i ate them whole like a python

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a shame that the fascists created—and by extension, ruined—such an interesting movement like Futurism.

[gilded socket]

Vore

[dire kayak]

oh don't worry i stabbed them to death first

[gilded socket]

Still vore

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[hazy kestrel]

The movement’s focus on technological advancements and acceleration is interesting, combined with the general painting style of the art works.

[gilded socket]

Wahts fhat art movement that had naked robot women

The paintings have a faux silver sheen

[dire kayak]

i would like to second this question

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[arctic escarp]

art movements arent like individual pieces of art

[hazy kestrel]

Might be futurism? Or maybe some post-modernism art of some kind.

[gilded socket]

Of course tou wanna know

[dire kayak]

w<

[dire kayak]

this was me in 2003

during the incident

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin i found another disaster lesbian for you to mentor as a father figure

[dire kayak]

yes please

[gloomy void]

Farttide

[gilded socket]

Hey fig

[gloomy void]

Hebbo

[gilded socket]

Hows my favorite fruity?

[gloomy void]

Tired, depressed, rubbing my cats belly

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me about your favorite works of art.

[gloomy void]

Your mother

[gilded socket]

Serotonin machije

[dire kayak]

i wish

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know whether to be proud or indignant at this pseudo-compliment/slight towards my mother.

A true backhanded compliment if there ever was one.

[dire kayak]

i love how you speak like hadron

[elder merlin]

[dire kayak]

hewwo :3

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[gilded socket]

Im passing the torch to her old man

[dire kayak]

meow

[elder merlin]

Lol arent you still a disaster lesbian?

[gilded socket]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

How does one define being a disaster lesbian?

[arctic escarp]

no dads

(I grew up fatherless)

[gilded socket]

Does the wind ever stop blowing for long?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[gilded socket]

I have a dad

[dire kayak]

hey i had a dad

:(

[real socket]

My father,.

[dire kayak]

please don't eat my dad

[arctic escarp]

I am in no mood to eat peoples beloved fathers today

[hazy kestrel]

[dire kayak]

good varlet

[hidden whale]

I can lend you mine

for a fee

[arctic escarp]

ay hold on now

[hidden whale]

hes a gamer

[hazy kestrel]

This implies there’s a time and place for you to eat other people’s fathers lmao

[arctic escarp]

pet names arent allowed with me just yet

[hazy kestrel]

Take them to dinner first.

[brazen pelican]

We eating people? Sign me the fuck up.

[gloomy void]

“Just yet”

Your saying i got a chance

[brazen pelican]

Yummy biomass! ..oOwOo..

[dire kayak]

spare me please

[gloomy void]

My ogyrn supports this message

[dire kayak]

im sorry for what i did in 2003

[brazen pelican]

Then why food shape?

[dire kayak]

ill do anything please

i need to write more about wendigos

[gloomy void]

Would

[brazen pelican]

Wendigo? Awesome. Keep at it.

[hazy kestrel]

“You got this, go say hi to the hot Starbucks barista.” — I say, barely being able to order a coffee while the barista stares at me with her soul-piercing gaze.

I mean, uh.

[dire kayak]

i love wendigos ❤️

[tall grove]

It won’t be good eats dude

[gloomy void]

Wendigo when Wendistay shows up

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass!

[tall grove]

Does ash count as biomass anymore?

[brazen pelican]

Probably.

[hidden whale]

I was a starbucks barista c:

[gloomy void]

Don’t eat i’ll toot

[tall grove]

It’s more of a sand type thing tho isn’t it?
At least that’s the consistency

[hazy kestrel]

You must have had one of them soul-piercing gazes, clearly.

[hidden whale]

one time this guy hit on me and offered to let me move in with him and also sell me heroin

so kind of similar

c:

[dire kayak]

im a wendigo fruit snack

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, what an interesting conversation that must have been.

[dire kayak]

w

[hidden whale]

it was actually kind of interesting until he wouldnt go away

[tall grove]

…well did you take the offer?

[hidden whale]

hell nah

manager called the cops on him cause he tried to sell drugs to cars in our drivethrough

lmao

[tall grove]

Missed opportunity to rob him

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the duality of man, unfortunately.

[gilded socket]

Fig farts kill babies

[dire kayak]

heroin addicts when the villainin addicts show up

[tawny hearth]

he saw his captive audience and took it

[hidden whale]

villain? vanilla?

[tawny hearth]

melanin

[dire kayak]

melatonin

sleepy

[fair bridge]

wow first error 2014 i've had in like

[hidden whale]

seriously tho if you wanna try and make a move, just write your phone number down on a slip of paper and give it to them and then leave

[fair bridge]

i can't remember how long ago

[hidden whale]

they really do have to interact with you, so doing as little as possible will make them feel less...

[fierce cave]

Fuck you

[hidden whale]

forced into the interaction I guess

[rocky radish]

Eh, I wouldn't respond if someone did that. Gotta show/fake confidence

[dire kayak]

i ate so much spaghetti during the incident in 2003

[hidden whale]

I made you for dinner

and then ATE you

:)

[fierce cave]

I'll have you for dinner

Rizz

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, much better to just “cold call” for lack of a better term than have a mutually uncomfortable pseudo-conversation.

[fair bridge]

bf broke my wax melter FUCK

[dire kayak]

i build you a new one

[gilded socket]

No more waxing

[hazy kestrel]

Common bf “L”, by the sounds of things pal.

[hidden whale]

melt him into wax

oh wait

its broken

[river elbow]

Error 2014 I hate you.

[hidden whale]

c:

[hazy kestrel]

First the weights, now this.

[fair bridge]

i just had one too

wild

[dire kayak]

what's error 2014?

[hazy kestrel]

Connection error

One of many

[hidden whale]

it does several things at once. 1) you dont bother them. 2) you give all the power in the interaction to them

[dire kayak]

on darktide or?

[hidden whale]

ive been trapped at a PoS multiple times while working

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[hidden whale]

it feels like shit

[fair bridge]

i think 2014 is a server fault or something

they use AWS so idk

[dire kayak]

apparently darktide uses the same game engine as helldivers

[fair bridge]

stingray

but they're pretty different

[tawny hearth]

kind of, they've both modified them in house

[hidden whale]

ok im off to rock and stone

[lost flume]

is helldivers in framerate/disconnect hell too

[hidden whale]

WE'RE RICH

[fair bridge]

when does the update drop

[dire kayak]

WE'RE RICH

[hazy kestrel]

And I’ve always viewed it as unprofessional to actually hit on the baristas and etc. while they’re working.

Much better to just do what you suggested, thanks pal.

[tawny hearth]

to some people, both games need beefier cpus than gpus

[fair bridge]

[dire kayak]

WE'RE RICH

[fair bridge]

oh january 29th is the new drg update

yaey

[dire kayak]

wait fr?

[fair bridge]

yes

did u not see da trailer

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[dire kayak]

not yet

[tawny hearth]

yeah i don't think hitting on people while they work is a good idea in general unless they start it

[fair bridge]

https://youtu.be/ISkjtsSYtsA

[dire kayak]

im gonna be hard as a rock on that date

[graceful hamlet]

Imagine playing DRG when you can be playing funny gacha game

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, despite what my old man says, I don’t think his dating advice is the most current.

[fair bridge]

you can meet people anywhere

i went out with a dude i met at the store once

[tawny hearth]

honestly just be a kind and cool person who doesn't have any crazy takes and people will be interested in you because like... thats all people want

[dire kayak]

based as hell

[hazy kestrel]

So true.

[tawny hearth]

or at least make your crazy takes funny and not scary

[fair bridge]

we were waiting for them to restock the bananas

clocked him immediately as a man of culture

he was in dis thing of ours

[dire kayak]

i just yap about my interests and show them my dumb writing and they end up liking me

aaaaaaaa

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, looking back, all their advice is mostly awful

[fierce cave]

Be racist

[fair bridge]

what was the advice

[fierce cave]

You'll find someone

[marsh iris]

just barge in their breakroom and hit on them, they arent working yes?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think that’s legal lmao

[marsh iris]

[graceful hamlet]

The usual dumb shit like being persistent, they’re just playing hard to get, etc

Turns out no tends to mean no. Shocking.

[gloomy void]

That’s why i don’t leave the house

[fair bridge]

guys when they start Thinking

[tawny hearth]

honestly i don't know how to actually hit on people or whatever, they usually ask me out when i don't realize we were flirting

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is read my Arthurian Romances in plain sight of the baristas.

[fair bridge]

why do you want to go out with baristas

is that your thing

[hazy kestrel]

That’s as close as I’ll get to providing clear signals lmao

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t really know

[fair bridge]

is it the aprons

or the dead-eyed stare

[graceful hamlet]

Probably both

[fierce cave]

Holy shit

[tawny hearth]

like i'm sorry i thought we were talking about diddy kong racing, what do you mean you want to go somewhere later?

[fierce cave]

Revelation

[hazy kestrel]

Some are kinda hot tbh

[fair bridge]

hot people are all over the place

[hazy kestrel]

It’s both

[graceful hamlet]

We need more goths

[dire kayak]

i once dated this one guy who after i broke up with him called me a manipulator and said that i used my depression to attention seek behind my back >w<

[hazy kestrel]

I love a woman that rocks a dead-eyed stare like I do, or something.

[dire kayak]

then kept asking to get back with me

[jaunty path]

Weirdo

[marsh iris]

hot people when they are getting grilled over the BBQ pit 🥵

[fair bridge]

king alaric at the sack of rome in 410:

[tawny hearth]

i've been friends with almost all my exes... except the one who dumped me on my birthday after making me cancel my plans with my friends so we could do something instead lol

[dire kayak]

same here

[dire kayak]

im forced to be friends with me ex

he inhabits all the spaces that i do

[fair bridge]

if i have to play enclavum baross one more time i'm gonna lose it

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t necessarily have to remain friends with them if ya don’t want to pal.

[marsh iris]

its a cool map

[hazy kestrel]

Just gradually go no contact.

[gloomy void]

Why look for love when i can pet my cat and play darktide

[hazy kestrel]

That’s what I did once.

[dire kayak]

BASED AS HELL

[hazy kestrel]

I should spend time with my doggo, you’ve reminded me.

[gilded socket]

Says you

[graceful hamlet]

True. Cats are best.

[hazy kestrel]

My dog’s a conniving little guy.

[dire kayak]

i have tried that

he's persistent

and if you don't talk with him, he'll just use your friends to talk to you

[tawny hearth]

yeah like i wouldn't want to do that, usually me and my exes still like eachother after, like me and my best friend dated for like 8 or 9 years.... if i didn't like them i could manage friendly but not friends

[hazy kestrel]

He always steps on my feet, pranks me by telling me he wants to go out and then runs away when I open the door, and leads me to the treat door from all the way upstairs.

[gloomy void]

I’ll meet that special someone one day or maybe i won’t. Can’t force it. Especially with my ass social skills. So i just play games, work, and go about my day

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, mood kindred.

[dire kayak]

honestly that's always what ive wanted to do

but i can be pressured very easily

and often times i get pressured very hard to be in a relationship with someone

[tall grove]

Tell your friends you don’t wanna interact with him then

[hazy kestrel]

I think tomorrow I’m gonna go buy another few books.

[tawny hearth]

honestly i think you can have shit social skills and still catch peoples eyes, alot of people watch for small things like acts of thoughtfulness when they think others aren't looking or caring and things like that

but like it can't be an act lol

[hazy kestrel]

What types of books should I buy pals?

[dire kayak]

im buying vaults of terra on the 24th

[tall grove]

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD

[gloomy void]

I mean somedays it can suck when the late night depression thoughts roll up but i know trying to force a relationship to happen will only cause more problems. I just hope if someone does like me that way they say so because i definitely don’t have the awareness to ask first

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

[gilded socket]

:3

[dire kayak]

:3

[gilded socket]

Fig you need to find the right one

[dire kayak]

out of every relationship ive been in ive only been the one to ask once

[tawny hearth]

if you haven't read the hyperion cantos that is a good trilogy, also snow crash is an absolute classic if you haven't read it

[gloomy void]

The right one is obviously Garrus

Or Hadron

Either or

[dire kayak]

anyone would be lucky to have hadron

[tawny hearth]

if you'd rather silly literature meta humor then the thursday next series is super fun... but its more geared towards book nerds

[gilded socket]

It’s obviously fig for fig

[tired rune]

[hazy kestrel]

A new person! What’s your favorite art movement?

[gloomy void]

Anyways remember to murder your local trapper to help the ogyrn community out some

[dire kayak]

hello you

[tired rune]

[tawny hearth]

also just in general, if you like any of those authors works i just mentioned they all have a pretty good collection of great books besides the ones i named

[tired rune]

I was seen.

[dire kayak]

scab trapper jumpscare

[dire kayak]

i see you all the time

i live in your walls

[tired rune]

Can’t see what you don’t understand

[dire kayak]

oh don't worry im an eldritch horror myself

[gloomy void]

When she darks all over your tide tell you 40K

[graceful hamlet]

me excited to play new game
my attention seeking cat

[tired rune]

[gloomy void]

Blow them up with a bazooka

[graceful hamlet]

Nah, I’ll play with him and then go back to anime girl satsifactory

[dire kayak]

i love satisfactory

[gilded socket]

Gay people 10am

[graceful hamlet]

Then I’ll ragebait my cat

[dire kayak]

satisfactory > factorio

[graceful hamlet]

Nvm, the cat wanted his favorite YouTube video to try and eat the mice off the screen

[tawny hearth]

its such a comfy game to just like... slowly build up a terrible mess in

[dire kayak]

satisfactory helped me through a horrible depressive cycle i had over 3 months, finished the game recently, best game ive ever played hands down

[gilded socket]

Do you by chance like clone hero

[dire kayak]

uhhh

i have not heard of it

[hazy kestrel]

Time for some Darktide. Pals, what class should I run? I’m in the mood for something different today.

[tawny hearth]

i still haven't played the main story all the way through, i played alot during the early access so i was burned out by the time full release came around

[dire kayak]

ogryn

[gilded socket]

I mistake you for someone else then

[hazy kestrel]

You know, that’s a good idea.

[twin flower]

Vet

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t played Mortis Trials as Big Man in a while.

[dire kayak]

i wont spoil the ending to satisfactory in case you want to do the story at some point

[hazy kestrel]

Here’s to hoping I get the infinite nuclear boxes boon combo.

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench what is Ayran?

is it good?

[marsh iris]

mortis cluster frag bomb pog

i also like the infinite boltgun shooting

[ripe tangle]

as far as I can tell it's just liquid drinkable yogurt

[misty trench]

drinkable yoghurt yeah

it's really good

I prefer kefir but ayran still goes hard

[ripe tangle]

I kinda want to try it, supposedly it's really healthy as long as you don't drink like a ton of it

then it goes from being very healthy to not lmao

[ripe tangle]

I've had kefir but not ayran

[blazing ibex]

Like coffee.

[misty trench]

yeah ayran is more savory

[ripe tangle]

like a lot of things tbh but cofee is also one of those things yeah

[blazing ibex]

Heck technically some alcohols fall under that umbrella.

[tender horizon]

I'm ngl I was struck by dyslexia and thought this conversation was something else entirely

[misty trench]

LOL

[blazing ibex]

White wine is quite food for you in moderation.

Also ya

I saw uh

Another word

[gloomy void]

I am begging people who suck at the game to pls stop playing auric

[misty trench]

yeah dw I wouldn't be casually talking about the other thing lmao

[blazing ibex]

And then I had to really analyze the spelling and I was like "oh"

[ripe tangle]

when I was in College there was a Turkish deli/bakery I used to sometimes go to, they had both but I never really bothered getting it, I should have

[misty trench]

it usually comes with mint as well, it's gud with a meal

helps digestion n stuff

[blazing ibex]

They gotta suck before they get good. 🤷‍♀️

[twin flower]

🤔

to get good at sucking?

[dire kayak]

💔

[gloomy void]

If they don’t even understand the basics they shouldn’t be in the highest non havoc difficulty

[ripe tangle]

mfw I used to like getting Kebabs and occasionally Pied or Lamacuhns, I often got it with Turkish Coffee because Turkish Coffee is S-Tier

[dire kayak]

i once saw a guy on damnation who didn't know how to dodge

[ripe tangle]

I didn't get other drinks even though I could've and maybe should've

[dire kayak]

they just like

tanked everything

and died so many times

[misty trench]

hell yea

[blazing ibex]

The wolf cares not for evading the battle, but rather enduring it.

[misty trench]

Turkish teas are also really good

place I used to go to back home had apple tea

[ripe tangle]

the teas are also good yeah

[blazing ibex]

The wolf also dies. Many times.

[marsh iris]

i want to try those tea that you eat with fruit jam

[ripe tangle]

my Grandmother used to do that a lot, she'd pair jam with tea

apparently it's an Eastern European thing

[marsh iris]

its like berries dipped in syrup

[twin flower]

is it still jam if its just dipped into it

[marsh iris]

was watching azerbaijan outdoor cooking vids and these guys have them while waiting for the meat to cook, like dang looks nice to try

[ripe tangle]

she didn't really dip it...

[marsh iris]

idk what its called but it looks like that

[ripe tangle]

it was more like take a sip of tea then slurp a little jam from a spoon

[marsh iris]

its like you let the jam sit in the mouth and sip the tea to let it flow infuse it

i guess thats how they enjoy it

[misty trench]

Quince jam my beloved

[hidden whale]

why

is this tech

I can get behind bread and jam and tea

[dire kayak]

sleep? i don't need sleep

[marsh iris]

tea tech

[fallow oyster]

I wonder what a burgle would taste like

[dire kayak]

i need to write more about wendigos

[fallow oyster]

For that matter

[hidden whale]

why wendigos

[dire kayak]

i love them

[hidden whale]

like... like the things from Until Dawn

[fallow oyster]

What would a pox hound taste like

[hidden whale]

?

[twin flower]

would mixing it with the tea just have a different effect i wonder

[hidden whale]

rotten orange chicken

[dire kayak]

the mythical beast

[lime beacon]

Probably the finest roast meat we’ve ever tasted

[fallow oyster]

They look chewy

[lime beacon]

Salivating just thinking about it

[dire kayak]

disguises itself as a deer, eats people, amazing ambush predator, makes you go insane

that wendigo

[hidden whale]

well I can say based on https://otakukart.com/290302/the-legend-of-the-wendigop/
that mf would definitely keep my ass out the woods

[fallow oyster]

Hmmm is that why during the rations event there weren’t any pox hounds cuz they were all eaten

[dire kayak]

that's a good point

[hidden whale]

wait its a voice mimicer too

;.;

[languid hazel]

I just realized something and now I need to share it with the rest of you

[marsh iris]

they were not paid enough and went on strike

[languid hazel]

Dragor is a himbo

:3

[twin flower]

whats a himbo

[hidden whale]

hot idiot

stupid and hot

[twin flower]

based

[dire kayak]

the wendigo concept ive made, if they kill someone who's large enough then they can wear the skin of that person and disguise themselves as that person

[languid hazel]

Usually well built

[hidden whale]

male bimbo

[dire kayak]

YOURE SO RIGHT

I LOVE DRAGOR

HES MY IDIOT

[hidden whale]

can you make your wendigo a himbo

[fallow oyster]

Isn’t that a mimic?

[dire kayak]

MINE

[marsh iris]

morrow's twin

[dire kayak]

it's complicated

[dire kayak]

they're pretty smart creatures but i can try

[languid hazel]

That’s metal as fuck and I am here for it!

[fallow oyster]

Actually that’s just the T1000

[hidden whale]

actually thats just Leatherface

[twin flower]

T1000's dont take peoples skin tho

[fallow oyster]

They can tho

[hidden whale]

they do take your clothes and motorcycle keys though

[fallow oyster]

That’s the T800

[hidden whale]

oh

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[twin flower]

arent they just liquid metal they can just morph into it

[dire kayak]

someone likes my concepttt

[ripe tangle]

is that what I'm seeing when I sometimes see deer or other animals walking on two legs like a human?

[dire kayak]

possibly

[fallow oyster]

Yes but I mean they can probably skin a person if they wanted to

[ripe tangle]

I always just thought it was animals acting weird

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dire kayak]

i would hope you're not a prime target

they may be watching you

[twin flower]

seems pointless tho if you can just change into whatever

[dire kayak]

learning how you walk and talk and breathe and think

[twin flower]

reminds me of that one show i watched

[hidden whale]

thats a skinwalker

[ripe tangle]

the only people I'm worried about watching me are the feds...

[hidden whale]

they're watching you

waiting to steal your skin

:>

[ripe tangle]

I'm a lot more afraid of feds than I am a skinwalker

[twin flower]

skinwalker framing innocent people pretending to be a serial killer type shih

[dire kayak]

wait

[languid hazel]

Real tbh

[dire kayak]

my wendigos are just a mix of skinwalkers and wendigos

[fallow oyster]

I mean dipping fries in ketchup also seems pointless too

[hidden whale]

really? what are you so worried about the feds finding out?

[twin flower]

skindigos

[fallow oyster]

But I still do it

[hidden whale]

[ripe tangle]

nothing, don't worry about it.

[dire kayak]

the feds have been afraid of me since what i did in 2003

[hidden whale]

hmmmmmm

[twin flower]

thats a big jump from robot killer from a future to just fries lmao

[fallow oyster]

I’ve seen what AI does now I won’t be surprised

[ripe tangle]

this seems like something my brother would name a really mangy dog he randomly decides to adopt

because he'll do that, find stray animals, adopt them and give them weird af names

[hidden whale]

I had a cat named Squid

King of Diamonds

[twin flower]

my kindred

[languid hazel]

What i… went into a mission with no hud :3

[fallow oyster]

Realism mod

[languid hazel]

Wheeeeee

[dire kayak]

you're gonna cook them

[ripe tangle]

he named a Dog Quagdingo after a Family Guy episode, he also randomly named a cat Cheeseburger for no reason whatsoever and he once named a Opossum "Max Verstappen" simply because Formula 1 was on in his room's TV lol

[fallow oyster]

Mmmm possum burger

[languid hazel]

Mans living the full chaos life

[somber stream]

Who the fuck eat possum

[twin flower]

naming sense goes hard

[dire kayak]

du du du du max verstappen

[twin flower]

one of my doggos is named after Moe, that bartender from Simpsons

[fallow oyster]

Idk Appalachians maybe

[somber stream]

What'd they taste like

[fallow oyster]

Like possum

[somber stream]

I know farm mice taste savoury and sweet

[dire kayak]

licht

[twin flower]

rat eater

[somber stream]

Yeah?

[dire kayak]

lichtenstein

[somber stream]

Funny and original

[fallow oyster]

Possums taste exactly what you would imagine it tastes like

[marsh iris]

i ate rabbit

[dire kayak]

what's your opinion of the colour indigo?

[dire kayak]

i ate people

[somber stream]

Expensive

[languid hazel]

I have bad sense of taste, describe it please :3

[ripe tangle]

I once tried to take in some rabbits and my roommate at the time threatened to eat them and he was serious so I sent them somewhere else :I

[languid hazel]

Wtf

[dire kayak]

:(

poor rabbits

what did they do?

[marsh iris]

being delicious

[somber stream]

Rabbits taste like upgraded chicken

[fallow oyster]

That’s not what we call eating kass

[ripe tangle]

nothing, he was a sadistic asshole, I tried to take them in and had to give them to a shelter instead

[fallow oyster]

Wow when did they add word filters?

[dire kayak]

wuh?

kasserole?

[ripe tangle]

asshole

[fallow oyster]

Couldn’t say eating kass