#general-chat
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Boo
femboy brother of battle

In fear of my Girlfriend I refuse to answers this.
Fear
Coward
Neutrality is agreement, you shall pass.
Fear never changes
:< cheeseburger
Blasphemer
Ultramarine fans when the boys in blue are just as capable of committing warcrimes 
Liar
Only wives and husbands
Felinids are just the cast of Cats
Heard that was a great movie 
I guess that gives me something to spend the sire melk coins on at least
NOOO
NOT THAT FILM
What ... my AI Gf doesn't count ?
Shes expensive
That's wrong.
It should be boyfriend
yeah we had some angels show up
thank god
they were wearing all black and wiped out the xenos
fuck
Everyone here is gay
Just wait till 30 first.
That $6.99 a month ... she be a gold digger
yea got 4 classes at 30
Hi malark
No. I'm a woman and I have a GF, WDYM?
what if both
Same
Never heard of it
Abominable intelligence and wasting your time not serving? Gone brotha
Angels in black🧐 50/50 it’s either Fallen or BT.
Happy as a Clam baby 🏳️🌈
hey
Then all good to go gamble your savings away.
just did, got 1 17% toughness curio 🥲
4 naked space marines
On ram ranch
Atleast you got something
🏳️🌈 
Bros poor
Making me hard as ceramite
That's still lucky. Some walk away with nothing.
Ay who leaked my damn Christmas list?
Big oily space marines?
You
Slanesh take me
guess its time to make more characters for the weekly
Well
are servitors designed for sex called sexvitors
You just did
L you're not pink anymore
There call servisex
Kys
Too many pokey things .... ow
Keep yourself safe
I could be pink
Pshhh speak for thyself maggot
You gay
You like boyz
But I forgot what servers my boosts are in
how hard is ceramite?
I think im boosting my own servers for more stickers/emojis actually
You can check in the Nitro page.
Real
I could be Alpharius
spnk marines use it for armor so theres that
Red is best (shaun of the dead 'you got red on you')
Harder than a tea saucer but softer than a cafeteria knife
lmao
So glass metal
Like look for the 2 boost and tap take me there.
Rubber hard
Fiber optic fragile
Something like that, yes
so fragile?
Don't dog on cafeteria knifes, they can take a couple of falls
And a couple stabs
Oh, on mobile is just server boost.
British highschools amirite...
Sorry for you
i never held one when i was in school, i assumed they were made of playdough
what kind of brit are you
What a guess
The lesbian kind

🧢
Might as well be
🚬
Don't eat these ones though, stick to normal playdough if you're feeling peckish
why does it taste like blood
It's made from pig blood
my fwiend he smoke cigawettes
You were warned
Most delicious British ingredient
Real
regular playdough taste of feet
How do you know what feet taste like
I gotta buy more playdough 
what did I return to
All my fucking messages all sent all at once
No clue and I've been here
To the 2 things I was trying to reply too
Gay sex
as usual then
My fucking VPN ran out of timr and wouldnt let me disconnect so I could reply and then it cancelled the replies but still sent the messages
I hate discord
sorry couldn't help it
F
Oh right, didnt know you could do that. I'll have to check then since I did look and see if I could check where my boosts where
I work in nightclub security in vegas. Plenty of VERY good looking ANYTHING, and you'd never know what they have downstairs. Whatever floats yer boat mate. We are all human.
Guys
Pig blood is actually delightful and im tired of pretending its not
Gals
No
Chickens
Not really no. Mostly like other trans women like myself
I like boyz
Sounds gay
Yeah well youre straight
sounds gay, im in
ARGARGARGARG
Asians enjoy it as well. Just let it curdle as blood tofu.
blood pudding
you like shotguns
your a silly shotgun kisser arnt you 
I like it with laksa.
Yes
kurt cobaine pov
Why sully the chat with american gang references .... shame on you
never heard of it, googled it, it looks delicious please give
Nobody in my shit ass town sells it :[
Is it that deep?
we have an asian import store in my town but I've yet to find an actually authentic east asian restaurant
Latkas with Haggis and Meade
I already moved on ... sorry
Kirk kobaine
🗿
Laksa? It really is. Fresh cockles, fresh fishcakes, fresh tau pok, some bean sprouts and blood tofu in a slightly (depends) spicy shrimp coconut gravy. Chef kiss.
WE ARE CHALIE KI-
need
Sorry, I don't listen to hip hop
Holy dark emoji
Truly a darktide
🍆 🔥
gotta clean peace
Woman
Lowkirkenuinely posting effortslop?
Hello lesbian
Hello spagetsbian
Whyuh

Chat
No
Im trynna sneak but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
Tape em together
Gonna have to decheekitate you then

Mend butt crack
Once you had a good one, just wehhhhhhh when no access.
Like that teto meme you sent in zealot chat
Gay
Where new class
lol just had one
20 dllar
You missed it
They removed it
Space marines get new class
Is gone
Space marines get all the love
Undeserved love
We’re better than those musty mutants
what 💀
GW hates orks
🍐
Hold on
crash faster
Just eat more salad
I feel like we’re starting to get more love and what not
nice hustle tons of fun
next time eat a
I would like some info on what’s next 
You might be on to something
Isn’t this always the dead time tho
No way
holy shit that was a week ago lmao
I genuinely didnt remember
Yeah, I trust the upcoming update.
Surely they won’t fuck up a reveal trailer again right
attention scum
I remember everything
Im gonna eat this salad
Its part of a healthy diet
they have 0% success rate with reveal trailers they will fuck up again
Its gonna be a 5 second add just showing the thing with no audio besides
Play darktide today
It will be at a sensitive time like Warhammer Skulls so i don't think that will happen again
T'au pork?
I thought they'd be red meat
this man eatin' Earth Caste
The Arbites trailer ? All of the VT2 class trailers...
Like the Scum trailer was bad, everyone agree, but FS does have some good trailers at time
The trailer itself wasn’t even terrible doe
didnt play VT therefore these dont exist
it was how it happened lol
I think the only reveal trailer some of these outrage merchants wilded out about was Hive scum and that's because they convinced themselves it'd be something else and couldn't cope with disappointment like a functioning adult and had childish tantrums.
and we laughed at them
for weeks
thats part of it but the trailer was lame too
I mean you’d be lying if you said you weren’t disappointed when you sall a fkn woman
Well they are warhammer fans
Its to be expected
and also delayed to pour the fuel to the fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ176VVTJZo
What about this one
I wouldn't be because I like to have sex with women and have functioning platonic relationships with women and understand that women are my equals -- and many are my betters, and our functioning society wouldn't exist without them and an overwhelming amount of technical revolutions were made specifically by women.
Well said brother
Spoken like a true reject
and that wouldn't change if I was a homosexual man either -- well except the like having sex with women part
that would change
unless I was bi/pan
Heh boykisser
Raziel bi coming out
chat is listening
on the kinsey scale I'm not at any extreme; if I said I'd never had a crush on a man I'd be lying because god damn have you ever seen Michael Biehn in the 1980s? Kyle Reese in Terminator/CPL Hicks in Aliens?
Many such cases
Yea its happening
Those were the prelude to the coming out arc
oh yeah I mixed up reveal trailer with gameplay trailer with this one, arby trailer is peak true
The emperor of mankind is lactose intolerant? Well isn't that comical
No human should be drinking milk of the cow anyway. Only real people admit they are lactose.
For the Omnissiah!
I think that's just called 'appreciating beauty'.
I personally (bi person by the way) don't think it's gay to think a man who is, by objective standards, hot, hot.
I would serve as his PFC
Bi
But i want strong boooones
I need cow milk maaaan
For the bones
breastfeed from your mom until you hit puberty
Sure man, whatever you see, now if you excuse me, I'll enjoy my 4 liters chocolate milk
Okay oedipus rex
Genius
Unfortunately im past that stage
x
Sounds tasty, but my colon will pass.
is that a kink of some sort
I mean, I'm kidding but fuck do y'all remember stories about that in the 2010s?
You would be surprised
And then you learn the reason the scum trailer was delayed is because games workshop forgot to approve it
That was a rhetorical question.
It never goes away
True,,,,
I know the answer. I always do.
Name 5 answers
Steve
uhh
10
suicide
ogryn
f(1)=-2
yes
Yey
Insane
Yippiee
Quasi uma fantasia
fuck you
i'm still sticking with it
No.
I dont consent
Yea they didnt name them
Okay, fine, fair.
How am I even supposed to name them?
Steve
Here's suicide; they're the answer to 'what should I do if I play smyker'.
Easily
here's f(1)=-2; it's a solution to a function that i don't remember the structure of
I don't think I should continue this conversation.
Coward
Marks of a moebian 6th
They were heroes
Corrupted by the archenemy
You mean the bad ones or the good ones?
Surely there gotta be some loyalist moebian 6th folk left.
Counterpoint
Its always about the agenda
Never the facts
Goated life advice milk prices be going crazy
I mean theres
Zola
Das about it
Huge fetsh crowd for that on youtube
You are zola
Y‘all how do they farm milk in the imperium?
The facts are whatever the Ecclesiarchy says they are
Clearly not Grox.
Jane doe epic milk off
Grox
I sure hope they use gorilla milk.
Huh
They use uuuuh
Almond milk
It's hard to milk Catachans
They will cut your hands for trying to get closer
Is they squeezin it out of the peanut?
Im sure it tastes amazing tho
Damn right
Some dude spends 98 hours a week squeezing nuts to get milk
In dwarf fortess or rimworls u can milk gorillas im not sure anymore wich
This wouldn't be out of place for the imperium
So there was this weird r34 post I saw with a kasrkin vet and yk she was… ahem
Milked

Please elaborate further
you can milk any mammal if you try hard enough
Hello, Arbites?
This one.
Fuck you
They had giant factories centered around the giant moths of Lazuli
That’s me yeah
Their silk was very valuable until the Tyranids invaded
Come here and do it, pussy
Giant moths??
Alright pussy, drop them drawers
One more reason to hate the tyranids by the way.
Fucking bugs.. Slaaneshi neurolictor is fine though.
Im not wearing any
Grrrrr…bugs.
Even better
Lazuli was the only geo mineral something planet
you will eat ze bugs

Everything was gold or diamonds
I will murder ze bugs
nah eating them makes it have ironic value.
Im not a sissy lib, underwear is for sissys, real men go bare
anyone knows if theres a mod to turn off the double barreled shotguns' screenshake?
I will murder them first tho
Real shit
Every day i leave the house i go butt naked
Gotta show the world what i was given
If you don’t feel the sparks and metal chips hitting your wiener you’re not really working
No, it's a kind of tofu.
Hey that reminds me, you know how you can submerge your hand in flowing molted steel for like a split second before you actually get any burns?
Gimme that t‘au blue berry milk
I got an idea.
You're gonna have to get into melee range for that chief.
Y‘all if the t‘au ever expand to earth let me handle it, shadowsun can get it
Also the giant moths were basically ceremonial, since lazuli was like a religious tourist place, it got taken over by the genestealers and then the Tyranids attacked
Good thing t’au suck a melee
So you can get it easy once you make it
Ferrus Manus approved this message TM
The T'au are never getting near our solar system 😭
What loser names his kind iron hand
They can't even travel fast enough to be a problem
Or any aliens for that matter
Motherfucker, Orks got to Terra during the War of the Beast.
Ehhh the Orks did once, and some eldars could
there was a fucking ork diplomatic party demanding surrender of the Imperium.
We all agreed that the war of the beast never happened
Xenomorph, don't know the second one, Na'vi too human-looking.
It was so bad everyone took a vow of silence
Yautja blasphemer
The predators from predator
Eldar are knife ears so they don't deserve anything.
Whatever the fuck it’s called
Yautja can totally get it
They deserve my dick
lol amen 😄
Still blaming that one on the High Lords of Terra by the way.
Eldar kinda bad thooo
SLAUGHTER
uh oh! you just killed a bunch of genestealers posing as the high lords. The real ones were locked in the janitor closet.
Y‘all someone make a list of the baddest aliens which we can all agree on
I wanted to see if I triggered someone's PTSD by yelling the keyword
Species or characters?
'I AM THE LAW!... what are we talking about again?'
Like Rinda Karnak
'i think we should make laxatives illegal for everyone other than ourselves'
She kinda stinky tho
Idc
The best part of the book was killing all the high lords of terra honestly
Rinda lowk a muskmaxxer
Under no circumstance can the Fabricator-General of Mars ever say 'buttcheeks' or they will implode and awaken that C'tan on Mars.
Scared of a bit of sweat and bush? The greatest golden treasures are found in the deepest jungles
what the fuck did i just read
Im listening
Shakespeare is watching.
That’s what we call philosophy
What light through yonder chat room breaks ... tis the beast
Elites from halo could lowk get it
Im german, so anything I do, invent and write has got to be good and quality stuff
Hunters from halo too
This is true.
Brutes idk… but hunters, elites and the sniper thingys
Bro Kat is a baddie fr
Counterpoint
Big hairy muscle mommies
But too ape like for my taste
The jellyfish portrait
You mean this?
https://stellaris.paradoxwikis.com/File:Aquatic_01.png
Yeah.
Damn right
Need Kat from halo reach to give me an FJ
Lemme just actually open the game so i can see all the alien baddies in stellaris
Lol
https://stellaris.paradoxwikis.com/File:Fungoid_01.png
uncanny thoughts about this fucking plant
what the fuck is wrong with me
Ayo
How sustained fire works? second, thind, and fourht attack in a salvo Does this reset after 4th shot? or what?
Yes.
I think.
It doesn't reset, though.
If it has got a hole theres a goal
It's just that the first four attacks deal more damage.
Damn bro
it just looks cool but i never found it in builds
The plant, really?
I don't entirely understand it either, there's usually better options.
They call me the cavediver
Yes.
My boy into the peashooter
Gotta spread that pollen somehow
Have you ever heard. Of something called the Human Domes-
SILENCE.
Never again, never again.
Dimwitdog the goat fr
You lot wouldn't last a day in Armageddon
Not with all those sweaty steel legion baddies around
Okay this one's just a furry though.
https://stellaris.paradoxwikis.com/File:Cyber_01_stage_1.png
I am listening. Intently.
Okay I read arthropod, what?
Look at them hips, them legs yo
Dont hurt his head
Reaper from subnautica anyone?
oh no bro, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
https://stellaris.paradoxwikis.com/File:Enclave_portrait_shroudwalker.png this one could get it
hopefully in very different ways
Shadow leviathan
That’s like saying the imperial guard from starwars are bad
levithans are cool till they ate my submarine, the jerks
They are
Alright alright
Shroud empowered backshots?
You know it
You wanna rip an Astral tear open, if you know what I mean?
found my new name
Istg if anyone says cuddlefish I’ll brutally beat them with a rock
a bit beaky
That’s just a furry
Are you afraid?
https://stellaris.paradoxwikis.com/File:Molluscoid_massive_11.png
did this one alr
Half of the portraits could be considered furries to some extent, though.
Y‘all the pioneer from Satisfactory is very satisfactory
Or generic fantasy races.
dull no
, sharp yes
deep breaths
What were paradox thinking?
Tentacle face
Paradox making back to back baddies
Yeah dragons
And i aint complaining
Would anyone be brave enough?
Y‘all donkey from Shrek is soooo lucky
I wish i had a baddie dragon
zooie mama
Idk about worms…
yes
Im gonna bust
light work, no reaction
Is this why xenophile is the most popular ethic?
Alr that’s just a Venus fly trap
Says who?
paradox
According to official sources.
Xenophile is the most popular civic by a long shot, don't know second place though.
Between the "purge the xeno" larping and the ethic being genuinely mid gameplay wise, i'm surprised
could make it work
apparently, 'vocal minority'
oh i usually play xenophobic XD
Playing xenophobe is plenty more fun though.
I usually play celestial empires
they look like something out of barotrauma
Uh oh 40k elitism ... never seen that before ...
Even better
I don't play fanatic xenophobe, I just take xenophobe so I can get rid of xenos.
Every fucking name ends with oid
Also makes the end-game lag slightly better by removing excess pops.
RS i only take xenophobia so i can have my pops breed more
So i can expsnd
So there you go, xenophobe best ethic
And claim the stars
i didnt say past 
scab trapper jumpscare
many scares
Xenophobia - not just the ethic badge that says so, but as a more general philosophy - is only really good in singleplayer, or in sweaty pvp multiplayer
The best way to play stellaris is an rp campaign with buddies, and the whole point there is to interact with others
That’s just a giant metal bug
Xenophobia has RP value.
When you're playing as a copy of the Imperium, at minimum.
What’s better, xenophobia or xenophilia?
I would sure love to play Stellaris RP. If I didn't have a fucking cracked copy.
OMG THAT HUMAN HAS THREE EYES!! GLASS THE PLANET NOW!!
xenophobia is pop growth speed while xenophilia is extra envoys
nah, genetic mishaps are super common, NOW IF IT HAD SCALES
Yeah, when I choose to interact with xeno filth in my space games I choose to exterminate them.
Xenophobia also allows you to get slaves.
playing an imperium copy sounds fun, until you realise how many times it's been done
it's the first thing everyone does
Without having to take authoritarian.
Though it's sort of unnecessary since Authoritarian is already a go-to if you're going for a slaver build.
They consume like no consumer goods, but makes it a bit harder to manage stolen planets (unless you want to exterminate instead)
I see Cult Mechanicus done much less often despite there being an origin more or less directly referencing the Mechanicus.
Cybernetic gotta be the cleanest ships in the game
On everyone’s souls we’re all cracking commander shadowsun
Im letting her crack ME
I like the Humanoid ships, they seem very Star Trek-y
With what Weiner
Problem with that is, it's kind of difficult to imagine admech alone, without the imperium. It's just not a thing that makes sense in 40k
Yeah, with a shovel
Strap ons man strap ons
Mechanicus existed a while before the Imperium was unified, though?
Necroids are my second favourite
Like, prior to the Unification Wars.
Yup
They look cool
And they had already established multiple forge worlds throughout the galaxy while Big E was still busy figuring things out on Terra.
No wait I do actually have a pic…
yeah fuck the aliens amirite
Dual meaning.
Indeed

It depends on if you feature a tilde at the end or an exclamation mark.
Did they worship the omnissiah too?
If so, they had to retcon their entire religion at some point after the heresy to say "yeah, it's TOTALLY another name for the emperor"
My favorite 40k video is when a soldier playing dead cracks a tau who was talking shit with his chainsword. We love killing blue xenos
Not a lore nerd sorry
They always saw the emperor as the omnissiah
I'm not entirely sure about the early history of the Mechanicus, but I'm pretty sure they just saw Big E and immediately figured 'oh yeah this guy is the omnissiah'
like, literally THE omnissiah.
They did
No they did, then the emperor came, went to mars and was like „yeah it’s me the omnissiah“ and they just went with it
It’s shown in Mechanicum
yeah makes sense, not so different from more primitive planets
Imperium couldn't have existed without Mechanicus and still couldn't.
Guys let’s all Larp with gray
Mechanicus, on other hand, could still maybe exist as a seperate faction if they stopped relying on the Imperium for pre-servitors.
And like, materiel. Though theoretically they own the forges, too.
man i hate how much this game utilizes rng, one minute i'm having a perfect match nobody dies second after whole team gets cornered by a million plague ogryns and dies instantly
Say hi to the AI director for me.
I sure do love getting crushed by 8 crushers
Sounds like a skill issue to me
Oooooh baby
Something i always wondered, what if all 4 players are pinned by dogs? Does it just play out in a slow and humiliating way?
Do we have new drip yet
no
You have too high expectations
Yes. Yes it does.
Sometimes something can knock a dog off, like a sniper round, flamer blast, plague ogryn stomp, etc
actually we did get some nice krieg drip
Otherwise yes
Wasn’t expecting anything. Was just a question.
there are a few things that can save you from a dog, though
This is why you always have an arby on dog swarm missions
Like the arbites dog
Sniper shot, Flamer, charging Mutant and a few others are notable.
Like, if a Mutant is targetting you and knocks into the dog, it'll knock it off.
I don't think I've ever noticed this happen
hard to make that happen though
still that's nice
can the dog even die
It can.
I find dogs to be the least annoying out of the trapper, mutant, and dog trio
I've seen it happen a few times.
you mean the arbites dog? no i'm pretty sure it's immortal
It's just that mutants seem to usually change priority targets when you're pinned by a dog or other specialist.
Yup
So you need to get caught by a dog while the mutant is already in the 'charge' phase
The dog is up even when you are downed, often times can save you
The intro event for scab plasma gunner was funny. There was a bug that allowed mutant trains to spawn on lower difficulties.
It even exists when the arbiter gets captured I think
sounds like arbite is veteran but better
No
Arbites is ogryn but better
No
At least melee wise
what because of the shield?
On the topic, if i'm considering getting a dlc class, which one first?
Ogryn doesn’t need shield. Too Chad with the punch that bullies everything.
arbites is the tankiest class in the game by a long shot, I'd call it a mix of ogryn and vet in terms of how you can specialize.
but boring
Hivescum
both ogryn and vet already have potential to be walking brick walls
Water cartel #1
Hivescum is not reccomended for most new/casuals players
next dlc space marine class
all the space marines?
Mutant doesn't really fit in that trio because he atleast lets you go
yes all of them suck but space wolves are the fucking worst
and salamanders follow close in suckiness
i would say fuck ultramarines in particular
The other 2 big time disable you
umrhm next class is actually going to be a death cultist
"kill all space marine fans"
no
nooo salamanders are great
noonono
emperor class
you sit on the throne and choose which small passive bonus to give the team
salamanders are heretics
i fucking love vulkan
Bf4 commander mode
Sounds like some tough shit coming from a Thousand Sons.
fuck thousand sons too
Yes, all space marines suck
i am camp greenskins
Best space marine chapter is Black Templars because they're comically racist.
virgin space marine vs chad death korps
I find him worse than dogs ngl
Dw total war warhammer 40k is coming
repositioning
can either be a blessing or a curse.
A minor annoyance
Trappers probably the worst
He can be a pain but normally he just frisbees me to safety
When there's a horde of crushers waddling over to you even that tiny bit of extra distance can be useful.
Once or twice hes full on yeeted me off the map tho
trapper and flamer gay sex
Leave one to Dom me
wtf
KNEECAP ALL TRAPPERS
No
They Alllll die
All trappers are women
How do you know they're not ftm
the cultist flamer and normal flamer are lovers
Yea
Ew there’s females in this game
Gotta drop the game because theres women
yes
how long have you played darktide not knowing the bondage enthusiast is a woman?
What do you mean a comissar is a woman????
759 hours
are the servers cooked
of not knowing game is woke
Good thing I’ve got my dead rat alarm clock to wake me up for larping and streaming
female cultists love bondage it makes sense
I think that was a reaction to the inquisition investigating them for heresy and they modified their dogma in a unitary system to avoid being crushed by the Ordo Maleficarium to align with the Cult of the Emperor.; basically a Council of Nicaea to reassess their ecumenical accords
can confirm
I hate trappers…
trapper class for a dlc would be neat
I’d delete the game
my ex ex is a mormon
Just give the arbites the net gun
but like whwat would be the point
next update will have trapper disable ability for 30 seconds after being trapped 
point of trapping something why if you can just kill it in a milisecond with cranked out meth head hiver
I miss the pots and pans sounds from the trapper rats in vt2
it's still fukken wild to me that Darktide got 50% more classes last year alone.
Bondage
Give those to the trapper
and they're both super fun for me to play
they should add a minesweeper class
Ya no fkn clue what made them launch hive scum after arby
or super mario
Ur formerly ex? So shes ur gf?
and a 4th ogryn personality just for for shits & giggles because they brought the voice actors back and to align him as a Hive Scum Ogryn
ye so she is an ex 2x times so before divorce with a woman who is my ex wife, there was an ex girlfriend
so that is the mormon chick
sah
methemethics
They actually commented on this already, it's because they wanted the contrast --> Law & order vs. Scum & Villainy; they saw Arbites & Hive Scummers as opposide sides of the coin
Too make them suffer before i kill that dirty rat bastard bondage loving woman
whenever i play with a hiver i think of the guy who offered obi wan death sticks in attack of the clones

Ya makes sense 
the drug dealer in the Coruscant Space Rave?
yeah
And they got saltzpyre involved just to ice the cake
I’d bang a skaven
who wouldn't
real
I’d bang the lizardmen
tom n jerry style
only thing i wouldn't bang is a space marine
ewwww
With tech marine dropping in sm2 I wonder if we’ll get anything adeptus
Good thing female space marines are canon
they are??
Off course
oh and also bang hadron obviously
there's a "cockney accent" option in SS13 that turns the word "shoot" to "bang" amongst other things, so if you're trying to say, "I saw a cop shoot that guy" it gets translated and sent out (through AI voice modules to everyone near you, "I saw a bobbie bang that bloke"
when i first played darktide when it came out i mistook her name for hardon for like half a year
that's just what she gives you
she's a baddie alright
Alright so British slang for cig is banned in this server
british people are banned
we ensure no one in GW can actually join this discord
even better
No
Hadron rebuilding herself like Armored Core 6 garage
She’s got legs
dead rising 2 weapon crafting scene
anim
🎶 and she knows how to use 'em 🎶
i wish we got to see that engiseer guy i like him
i wish Morrow would get his hair bac
KX? He's in the hull, deep down.
Hadron footjob must be heavenly
really?
yeah, he's an enginseer, so he's in the engine room
you're not cleared to go there, reject
what where the psyker is
zoidberg was a doctor but he was spending wholelot of time in the trash
no, Sefoni is in her cell.
tube dampener thing
experiment
Spyker
a psyker -- an extremely powerful human psyker
like...she'd probably be an astropath level psyker
Hot
question... I see tons of ppl use the Scoreboard mod, but when I installed it with Vortex I immediately got game crashes related to it. Is there a trick to it?
yes not using vortex
Im a casual player. And I manage.
all that shit in her is intended to dampen her power and maintain her weaker state so she can be controlled.
i wonder what she would do if they let her out of the big incubator
lol srsly? hm
she's a bit of a sociopath, but she doesn't seem malicious
Explode into a giant warp portal
i mean mods for darktide are already rudementary isntall drag and drop and write in txt file the order
i wish mortis trials was more like cod zombies
The nexus version is causing crashes from what I know, there's a fix in the modding discord. Check #📌communities for the link.
why ty.
for some reason it has been a month and still not updated for nexus
but theres a temporary fix on modding server
like, the worst case scenario of Sefoni breaking free is like...her going full ALMA like the game F.E.A.R.
which would turn the mourningstar into a space hulk-level disaster
The scoreboard mod is mostly abandoned, PowerDI is a good replacement if you can live without the arbitrary score that scoreboard gives you
Its a bit fucky in how it works, need to manually drag the row order around to see specific stats
But that scoring system was ass cheeks anyway tbh, someone blocks 5 attacks and suddenly the scoreboard thinks they're gods gift
A space hulk is way bigger than the mourningstar
Flop around like a fish
interesting
yo mama is much bigger than the mourningstar
If youre hellbent on using that mod specifically the fixes are also just in the posts section on nexus, you just edit the lua file with the code they've included
Fatshark changed the variable name for ammo pickups and broke the mod
Which causes your crashes, anytime someone picks up ammo near you
what mod
Scoreboard
hence why I was using it as a reference
i hate that mod
PowerDI is my go to, gives me the stats I want to see without a score that inflates ego
Which is completely arbitrary anyway
thanks to scoreboard my teammates can tell how much i suck
Kerillian Waystalker mindset
you could just stop sucking
Never been my issue
i'm trying!
I am the best player in all of darktide
more to the game than just dealing damage though
i see a lot of ppl wasting ammo on mobs that we're melee'ing just fine
since i started using the bolt pistol i suck a little less
power fantasy or something
yeah.. wasting ogryn rumbler ammo on trash ftw
Something to be said for killing them quicker and keeping moving also
The true strategy is to mag dump the nearest poxwalker
vet with helbore lasgun having 200 ranged kills but 60% of them are specials/elites and the others are gunners.
is it really wasting ammo if its just permanently at 20%
this post was brought to you by pickpocket
sometimes you gotta magdump a little as veteran to get the melee buff
it's wasting ammo if an arbites or ogryn are already mangling them
even one shot activates it though
If you can kill the horde quicker and move before another one spawns then meh
i'm just saying, meters in a game like this aren't entirely healthy 🙂
How often is your gun actually empty on anything except havoc
yeah exactly you kill them quicker because you get the melee buff
the veteran weapon switch thing
veterans can shoot whatever they want idc
always shoot the poxbusters
noway.... tickle them with a dagger.
buy the poxbuster dinner
yolo once, ya know
dont u love it when you push the burster but it doesnt explode and then theres this tension in the team like do I shoot it or do I wait until its up and push it again but if I shoot it it might damage someone and they will flame me
Multiple shoving it back and it edges exploding
Then when you think it’s broken and won’t blow up it blows up
Had one my team shoved 4 times lol
Either kill it immediately when noone's nearby or push it and leave it as someone elses problem
once it starts ticking doesn't it have to explore
edging poxbursters is my job
Nonones nearby*
Usually rarely sometimes it gets fucky
I keep my gun constantly empty
like most other things in darktide
Push it towards the vet
You run faster if you aren’t weighed down by ammo
That's what im sayinnn
Respect the veterans you bastards
orgyns need ammo too
Like dis #zealot-class message
I need my ammo spent more
i main veteran and i still let my ogryn homies take the ammo
Yeah, I need ammo for my kickback so I can blow everything off their feet and/or kill them outright.
Guardsmen, They are the lays original chip of classes reliable classic
Who's the sour cream and onion chip? Scum?
Scum is shrimp flavor chips or some shit
Arbitrator has to be salt and vinegar.
I prefer salt and pepper chips
I mean just throw some pepper in there and it’s basically that
i imagine the psyker tastes very spicy
It's just not the same
Psyker tastes like nothing
Ogryn
ogryn
and veteran
Yes
You can alter it with stuff but it’s the standard
nuh uh
Yuh huh
veteran is salt and vinegar lays
Throw some spicy in a guardsmen you get a catachan or something
Salt and vinegar would be the krieg I feel like
Spice gets cadian
i thought so too!
Salt and vinegar is too much flavour for the one trick shout man
Hes ready salted at best
my veteran is a krieger actually that's why i said
BBQ = Zealot cause like, half his appearance gear has burning candles on it.
I’m trying to think which flavor is exploding
something spicy
Yeah the basic guardsmen is lays original the others are diff alterations
Salt and pepperjack
That's an explosion build for vet
I had chips covered in choclate once
NOT ONE STEP BACK
Scums like thc infused nerd ropes
Those suck
I once found a candle that’s scent was weed
Isn’t the whole fucking point you cover UP the smell
Mmm BO and skunk smell
😭😭😭
Isnt there a darktide candle?