#general-chat
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I miss wf. I fell out with my buddy's whom I played with so I havent since
It's just paws
Pawsitive
Is there not a hidden Elo to prevent that kind of stomp?
there is in unranked and ranked
Seems a bit harsh
Most games use attention based matchmaking

So if you play a bit longer while getting shit on looking for atleast 1 win, they'll shit on yoj more
"Engagement based matchmaking" figuring out how long you will put up with losing before you turn off
I hate that I know what youre talking about
You explained it better
Nemesis system
I just want bf3
wtf is this
why not skill based matchmaking
that sounds insanely cringe
im guessing the answer is money
but if I found out a game had a trash matchmaking like that I would drop it
Yes
Skill based matchmaking is also sort of cringe if you overanalyze it
But yes engagement is prob worse
I dunno man. I want that in siege
sbmm is the worst thing ever introduced in fps
I have to play against champs in qp, im silver
How long can you lose before you shut the game off, because the longer people play the longer we might sell a cosmetic. ESPECIALLY if I match you against people who buy cosmetics - you might think buying means you win (and it does, even if they are "just cosmetic")
every match is like the final of the world cup
Darktide should implement matchmaking based on astrological sign
Aries
I dont play enough fps to comment on this, but fighting games (my favorite pvp genre by a mile) would not function without sbmm

I don't wanna be matched with a bunch of Leos or Scorpios, but I'll take a Taurus or Aries any day tbh
People who win and lose balanced games do not play 6 hours, people who chase a win do
Scorpios are the main reason Smite-Psyker exists
I would play siege if it wasnt a get shit on sim
in fact it depends on the type of game
Also i (game making company) would have to.spend money developing an actual matchmaker
Gross!
GW should get FatShark to make a competitive 4v4 Kill Team shooter
Darktide has class based match making where you swear you get more of the same class when you play them (delusion)
my lobbies are either 3 hive scum, 3 arbites, or a mixed team
rarely 3 ogryns
NEVER 3 veterans, psykers, or zealots
3 Ogryn lobby is blessed
cursed
blursed
shouldnt have been puny
4 Ogryn lobby Mortis Auric with big box
I feel like im in a stack of 3+ vets more than 1 arb
1 fps gaming
they fixed that
Then came chem nade
"fixed"
it doesn't lag anymore
they fixed dn too
da big box
I feel like i only see dog arbs. Never shock mine arbs
I love pooch but isnt shock meta
I stopped using the Dog as soon as I got the penances
Wtf are these Havoc modifiers rn :X Rotten Armour and Blight Spreads still
do we know when we will get any new updates?
I feel like it's the opposite, dog sucks
March maybe
finally on the last row of penance unlocks. woo.
The triple zeals are usually end up in my lobbies (im one)
Scum
For what
I wonder if 4 smite psykers could beat a havoc 40
Good luck with bosses
to do everything
I think ive deadass seen 4 oggys in 100hrs
FatMangus
To do *anything?
Probably arbitrator.
To kill things? Scum
Best in base no extra money? Probably Zealot
can zealot make my parents love each other again? c:
No
:c
Can confirm I have 1.5k hrs in the class
He can make your parents love the Emperor
but never one another
What about psyker?
thats what caused the divorce...
Male cutthroat my beloved
I'm using the psyker, it's too satisfying
I love my crazy boy
Very strong class in terms of power 1st or 2nd only to scum just a glass cannon even more so than scum is
not really these days
Go on
pre rework sure
after BBD psyker is way tougher since their TDR talents are easily accessible
psyker getting to tank overheads with jad is kinda funny
Bro stole my emote
i've been playing a greastsword/laspistol build with scrier's gaze and warp battery and i literally can't die
SMH
explodes his fridge
In norm auric or havoc?
explodes his favorite drink
I don't see Assail psykers as much as I used to before Arbie released
auric maelstrom. haven't bothered with havoc yet because my trust in other human beings has been fundamentally shaken
@wanton vale game launch had the classes in more defined roles
After a while they started being able to do anything if built right
There’s definite power creep w the released classes, but FS has a tendency to rework the skill trees to round out the power creep for the other classes as well
Then we get an event that kicks our teeth in. Patch or two to stabilize a month or so later. Rinse, repeat
Hmm
How you gonna explode some ass?
but it makes no difference really
Anything works in auric I go based off what I know from havoc since that's all I play
talents still work regardless of what diff you're on
Havoc is fun if you have a good team
I….i…I don’t know I don’t think I’m properly equipped to answer that 
Also low level havoc is just kinda easy tbh
Still havent bothered trying havoc
Did not expect a chunky cake shake to be someones favorite drink ngl
Only get's hard around h25
Rotten armor
Tbh I feel like the only reason to go into Havoc is if you need something harder than Auric Maelstrom
Me with rotten armor I hate 50 min games
The worst FUCKING mutation
regular havoc players give me the ick
F. Only passive freaks in chat
Noone to appreciate the suddenly sol moment
I would have to get an actual stack thay i play with to want to try challenging myself like that
Im challenged in damnation
I haven’t played darktide in a good couple of weeks
i'd kill for a mod that fixes bots
Me omb
Rotten Armour + Final Toll was truly awful 1-2 weeks ago
Can thank FS for porting over the VT bot ai. Still suck in that game too
I just can’t with the constant disconnects and crashes and frames dropping
Yeah maybe dont try Havoc yet then. End goal isnt always havoc though either, just play at the level you're comfortable
Im just over sweaty games
hopefully the next update is a performance update
I play stellaris so I can smoke too
Only reason I do Havoc is because im working towards getting the full 53rd set
And drg
As a result I been playing marvel rivals more and more horror games
Also its fun when i'm playing with people who are good at it, it adds a level of difficulty I enjoy in small doses
I wish I could go back to auric it just feels so empty to me now. Fully havoc brained and it sucks
I been replaying all the resident evil games I own to get ready for requiem
I stopped playing rivals when I cut off my homies who played it
Luna main
Do Auric with grey weapons and no talents
Deadpool got added
auric with endless spawns would be fun
I do H40 randomizer runs from time to time
Very fun
I did see that. Probably wont bother redownloading, im just not good at games since I got a job
Random class/weapons and talents
That sounds like it could be fun but also awful
It can be annoying lol we had a run with 3 heavy swords
No scum so armor was a pain
That’s the whole point in gaming
Well I also domt have fun getting shit on
And im always getting shit on in thay game
clicked on a kotaku article link on twitter and was immediately bombarded with a fucking screen full of ads
Mfw console things
Fr
how do people navigate the internet without an adblocker
You dont
everyone who designs websites uses an adblocker
I dont navigate the internet
Simple. I don’t use twitter or any social media
Real
and then there are ppl somewhere who just are barebacking the internet
Wouldnt discord be a social media tho?
this is in reference to a video game news website
No because we aren’t dealing with the nonsense of the other platforms
No. Just the internet as a whole.
True
i think i know what i said
Anyway
❓
Before we dwell on twitter and other platforms being a shithole
That sounds awful
Ive not heard anything good about heavy sword
:> sord
i said kotaku
Is fun tho get to use weapons you would never touch in havoc
It used to be good back in the day for zealot
jesus christ lmao
But due to weapons getting buffed more and other weapons being introduced. It fell off pretty hard.
but yeah it's funny how many ads are on their website
Discord is classed as social media
Its good for horde clear sadly no armor pen. Good on scum but feels awful for everyone else in havoc
I haven't visited in years, but does the site paywall articles?
Yeah….i…I know please reread my text
Kotaku is not... best source of gaming news lol. But at the same time, there isn't a good normal source of those anyway.
nah not kotaku
tbh, i think its cause you can add rending on scum 
Rampage
Oh, womp then ig. They should give it at least a little buff to bring it up to some kind of standard
hey i'm just gonna repost what i said earlier because i don't think it was quite clear to some of you
clicked on a kotaku article link on twitter and was immediately bombarded with a fucking screen full of ads
that's all
Even if it was buffed. No ganger is gonna use that over the daggers
not that i love twitter or kotaku
what even is twitter
I know
Using twitter is supporting fascism
Annnnnd here we go
So like get off twitter, there is literally no excuse for using it
I wouldn't be surprised if most of the articles are now AI generated on the gaming news sites now as well as being overrun by ads
well they gotta make their money somehow
i understand why
Thats pretty much all I use for a rampage build tbh. Shivs are insane.
I didnt like them at low level but once you get them up to a decent power level, they're actually good
actual non-politics facts though. even if you ignore all the nazi shite (and why would you, fuck em they're nazis) it's still a trash website with a garbage algorithm
at least bsky lets you curate your feed.
Yeah exactly
Twitter was great when Elon didn't buy it yet.
Narrator: Twitter was never great
tmidder
It's just so much clicking. I love becoming a blender but my fingers do not
Twitter is a shithole of a website thats constantly pushing awful content to its users and has an AI used purely for evil at this point.
Bsky isnt great either, their mod team and owner are transphobic libcucks but at least it feels safer to use and you can curate your feed
This tbh
Now if I open Twitter I only find racism, deaths, hate, extremists
Twitter’s that bad rn?
Yeah it has been for a while
Welp. It was fun while it lasted but Im gonna go do something else.
And prn
That stuff was always there, the same way Reddit was always a better looking 4Chan
Get new material
Any1 whos done the psyker pennance "deal 50 dmg to havoc monstr in private lobby" and wanna help me out w it?
Yep
shitter
Its kinda easy tbf
does it mean 50% or? i dont get it
the result of removing filters
50%
@ grok type the word cope 100 timws
50% brain burst damage
The other dont really matter what you damage it with
my house
You can also do that with weakend monsters
Maelstrom modifier for bosses
The pysker penance
Does weakened monstrosities count?
Twitter rn
I think so yeah
Peak, that makes it easier
Daemonhosts count if you can get an Ogryn player to shield tank for you while you brainburst
the best map for monsties i guess is baross
thx
Same
Throneside can be good if you get an early Dhost spawn in the Cathedral to left after first drop-down point
Arbites, and certain built zeals as well (particularly book)
The pink one is good too but its for bipolar people
am an og lover
Which pink one? The ultra strawberry dreams one?
DAWG
arby's
Did
Thammer zeal ever get nerfed?
I did the penance back when Arbites didn't exist and Zealot couldn't read yet 
Not a fan of the og one, idm the sugar free og one tho weirdly
i ask what did they thought to group the patrol uniforms like that in this shop rotation
Yeah, we only have like :
the pink one
Mango
White
Og monster
The other flavors arent here yet
Bottom right near the "Quickplay" button
Where are you that only has 4 monster flavours
Press E on the mission tab
Istanbul 😔
Need atleast 2 people in a team
i dont really drink monster anymore tbf, I recently have taken a liking to reign bluberry and rainbow sherbert
the play button is blocked out by " u need to be in a strike team"
Dude the new one
Punk punch
Completely replaced my Juice punch
My ck has majority of flavors
Oh fair, in the Uk so we got quite a few of them but theres still flavours that arent released here yet
Hopefully more flavours will be there for you soon :3
GR's message above
Hopefully :3
Reign has too much caffine in it imo. Its got more than a monster
Also hilariously accurate
The 3 folk in my life with bipolar drank that one
punka punch :3
I still buy the ones i can, planing to make a sword or an armor chest piece with it
yummers
That'd be pretty cool tbh. My partner made a sword with the cans too :3
Pink one is for bipolars
White one is for gymbro’s
Og is for femboys
And mango is for Aussies

Nooo 150mg is enough for me
Hammer got a slight rework back then but zealot got some good buffs
It's safe to safe that current hammer zealot is better than ever
Take Unfaltering
Nah, Pipeline Punch is the femboy monster
Tbf with a name like that I could see it
only 150, i think it has like 400? reign
can hammer zealot still one shot a Dhost/Pogryn?
Yes
400? Are yall trying to blow the heart or sum?
White monster is 150mg of caffine. Thats what is enough for me. 400mg is insane
Thats your entire daily recommended intake
drink 2 and unlock the dark hour
"beware of the pipeline" looking ahh
Drink 2 and unlock the forbidden hour of the day
Death
I think thats where it came from with it's association to femboys tbh
isnt it different for different peoples :3
The heart is a muscle, remember to train it until failure
🗣️
Its generally recommended to have no more than 400mg
That failure is death tho 🗣️
Skill issue
YOU DENY YOUR LIVER ITS PURPOSE JACK
I feel sorry for your heart
for legal reasons that's a joke.gif
reign?
for illegal reasons its the truth
Monster puts me to slee0
Yall im bored, should i mix jack daniels and monster?
Its so tasty tho
Now I want one XD
Yeah caffeine doesnt work for everyone
I do that with vodka
Makes me eepy
Gross
thats ancient lore
or why does it spin super slowly
Tbh I dont think it makes me tired nor more awake really, it just keeps me awake longer
it takes like a year to do one spin
Jeaolus of earth
I mix vodka and mountain dew
I get more sleepy tho a few hours after them
I either dont get the effect or makes me eepy as fuck
who is from venus.......
so now my lower mouth is just sufering
Why is from venus?
no.
Taco bell moment
Fuck it, 600 mg caffeine NOW
ill cry
Call of duty moment
Thats literally what im playing
One time I had like 8 monsters and played warftame for 3 days straight
Thats fair, body just might not like caffeine .
Could also be down to ADHD if you have that since ive heard that effects the response to it
You just said it made you sleepy
Thats insane
One makes me sleepy
Taco cota
8 makes me stay up for 3 days
Doesn't the game ban mod users on Darktide? I've seen a lot of videos of people using them
No
Noooopeee
I think client-side mods are fine no?
am have adhd, idk if ny caffeine is good for me
lowkey want the weapon customization one q.q
Being able to put on a scope is so good :3
Facts
41rst millennium and guns still have iron sights
Cuz papa admech see it as heresy
I wanna run ar arby but I hate irons
200 mg is 15 mins before bedtime. Lul.
Tbh you mostly use the shotguns so
Assault rifle on arbitrator but I hate iron sights
Mod thy game
Though it does come with highly increased crash risk.
Playstation :[
L

Sleepy mode monster
Darktide crashing is already a daily thing no?
Another win for the superior master race
Ughhhh my mouth hurts so bad its hard to focus
Sad
Yes, but now you crash mid mission on the first mission or after 1 run.
The hell did u do?
Depends on mods tbh I can go weeks without a crash
chewed tf out of my lip
consoles have too many restrictions
Same
but its mostly i somehow cut my mouth
Alcohol
:[
howd u chew on your own lip
its to early
My lips are split from the cold
had a bad day today
And from getting kicked but
I do it when im stressed
Installing weapon customisation to make my game crash more for the love of the game
That mod specifically causes the memory leak to just... go exponential, if you get what I mean.
We dont speak of thay
Shall i offer some lip balm sire?
I basically only crash if im playing for multiple hours at a time
tbh i dont crash very often
My only enemy is error code 2014
Or when I spent 20m dockets the one time
Funny memory crash
20 million?
I was buying one of each weapon mark for randomizer runs
Only got 4/6 classes
Hive scum gameplay is meh ngl
Thanks for reminding me about that one auric mael with chainsword psyker.
I imagine it was hellish?
Chainsword ek on bb, crits, bubble and dd.
RANDOMIZER indeed.
Not bad
They know what's up then
I use vaseline. But when its -16 and I get kicked in the jaw, my lip tends to bleed
The hell are you doing to get kicked in the jaw?
Kickboxing :]
Makes sense
Darktide final boss
Based
Dont they make you wear mouthguards
a mouthpiece, whatever its called

Fuckass darktide not making me see in game chat cuz of silly vpn
I still have the traumatising Chainsword. Only thing that could be worse is rolling trauma as well.
Double trauma. Time to only BB on auric, I guess.
They only protect your teeth
Not lips, invent em
A couple shock absorbers for the jaw might be good
Do you have like medical issues from kickboxing btw?
Only CTE, shin splints, and one fractured rib
GAWD DAMN
I guess if you say so lol
What happened to the other guys :3
One of the muay Thai guys tore his acl and mcl. A wrestler popped a disc and broke his hip
A couple others I dont quite remember
And they kept doing the hobby?
combat sports amirite
@rough verge do you still have nasal cartilage?
i find it fun
dunno about others
just as a hobby anyway
I mean whatever makes you happy but after a while doesnt it get concerning?
i dont do it to compete
More than some boxers
I mean its not like we knock each others teeth out every session 
think of it as like a form of workout i guess
at least in the gym i used to go to they wont let you do mock fights if youre not comfy with it
since thats your space
Did some karate when i was 9 got kicked to the stomach hard and never went back 
If youre passionate about a sport, an injury is just a setback
In combat sports, breaking your nose is a rite of passage; in a fight, it could be your weak point
joined my first amateur boxing match
i also never went back

Now i do karting 
it was alright but hot dayum
its actually nerve wracking
and 3 mins in a ring can feel pretty long
Eternity
3 mins getting beaten up is long
People dont realize how gassing it can be
i have never experienced a lobby system as dumb as darktide
Starting out your arms feel like jelly
how tf do i change my lobby name
Idk
What happened?
There is no lobby name, you just invite people into your strike team
trying to start a heresy mission for a pennance
I wanted to experience it once but yeah it was a good experience imo
The psyker penance?
ye
There's no hosting of lobbies in the way you hosted for Vermintide 2 on a Server list
You in EU, or NA im down to play with you in like 30 mins
ill see if i can get one going myself in the meantime
I feel like some of the chain weapons should get a rev gauge that decreases depending on hit mass, I dunno, their gimmick kinda just feels bad imo
Could try LFG as well, I'm likely unable to help before A.Z gets back anyway.
Problem with the chain weapons is the damage of the rev is in the last 2 ticks of it
bit idk weird to lock the pennance behind private lobby and u cant play private lobby solo?
So if you stop before both those go off you get like no damage
chain wep needs to stun the shit around it while using the spec ability
that'd be whack
maybe just speed up the animation a bit instead of it taking too damn long
Because FS. Don't wanna waste money on allowing solo lobbies, I guess. Even if it would solve the whole, missing solo mode instantly.
stun would give it the doomslayer feel tho but ye idk how one would balance it
i think its some hippie idiot idea to not encourage "solo play" so the multiplayer feels more alive or smth
Doesn't matter, I still get 3 bot games often enough if I don't wanna deal with 300+ ping.
Game's really only active in EU and US.
If you play from elsewhere, it's half dead or dead.
where do u play from
APAC Central. Only time where there's actually people is about 5 hour period after dinner time.
Otherwise, you might find one person here or there.
Or just 3 bots.
ah right aussie problems
Aussie is APAC South.
:>
I exclusively use havoc because I wish to hate myself for going on another rotten armour map
wake up wash face with ice water use Quickplay
Quickplay into empty lobby.
never played havoc because i still can't stop getting annihilated in Damnation
Can happen. XD
wait do you get the bonus if you get into an emptu lobby
You do.
i mean quickplay still put you there
oh ok
It's just random solo then.
Instead of picking the sanest map+modifiers or lack of.
Because bots really suck at dealing with hordes for minigames.
I know from basically just soloing chasm station for On Overwatch. The worst part is the hacking minigame.
Never touching Dreyko without an actual party.
I hate that one.
at least it keeps the same node locations even when you get knocked off
why i play maelstrom 
s googlnaier
nothing is worse than being surrounded by human teammates and they still can't keep them off of you
googlnaier
Let alone with bots that do nothing but go down.
atleast the location of the one you click remains the same
that or ogryn goofy times
they should make it lore accurate by having ogryns' games take 2x as long
8 rows of servo skull hacking
lol no plz
lol
I'm dyin lol
thatd be funny
imagine the lines
The mental picture is peak lol
asking for help mid hack
what i was about to say 🤣
You make that a mechanic lol just for Ogryn
Ngl introducing someone to Warhammer through guardsman and sisters has to be the funniest thing
Cause like you be saying oh but what do these guys fight other than each other? So you introduced the tyranids, pretty standard thing
Then you start introducing them to the orcs to blow their mind on the weirdness factor
Then the space marines, and the thousand chapters that goes with it
And then you start going into MORE detail about chaos because until then you’ve only mentioned strange cultists before hand
And it doesn’t stop there!
Just have the highlight be slower, to show they need ones that are slower to understand what they have to do
any secret tech for boosting darktide fps?
I know that stat number doesn't really matter for Wound Relics, but it feels nice having a relic with a higher number
Mods
is nexus mods reliable?
Yea
yupp
Theres a server dedicated to dt mods
Nexus is The most reliable.
introducing ppl to wh is easy "hey theres the human space empire with different military factions", there are aliens like tyranids and orks and elves and such, and then there is chaos who are demons and human traitors and everyone is at war, but really none of this is important at all because all your attention will be on space marines anyway"
Lol
gotcha boss', The Emperor Guides you
I recall reading somewhere that fatshark actively look over nexus and get any mods that are bannable/cheats removed from there, not sure how accurate that is
really? thats based
ToS stuffs yeah
There are a few that feel like borderline cheating like scan helper, but they just don't care as long as you're not affecting other people's gameplay basically
glad they didnt remove spidey sense or danger zone
that's not even JUST a fatshark thing too, Nexus is really good about actually working WITH devs. #ModResponsibly
Tbf spidey sense is needed for those with hearing problems
I wouldnt admit to using those
Might start a heated “discussion”
Spidey Sense is literally an Accessibility option.
spidey sense is also needed because audio cues get fucked
@wide seal Alr i finished my breakfast, wanna hop onto a vc channel?
Belt sound effecty
When it plays yea
sure
it's why Square doesn't actually go after like, 90% of their mods? memes aside most of the FF14 ones are literally "fuck you man, I have nerve damage from getting an arm reattached. I'mma cut down on my toolbars."
or, yannow. etc etc.
Sound is so easily broken or over written
MY PRETTIES
The only time I have knowingly encountered someone with mods is when they used a scoreboard to flame us for not doing boss damage on the train, when we spent most of the boss fight trying to stay alive while swarmed, on Damnation
Lmao
Hey everyone, someone can help me to collect my two last martyr’s skull please ? I need to do just 2 missions and I earn the promus chief title 🥹🙏🏻?
just tell the saiyan monkey to shush and kill better.
ez.
:3 am nose bleed
Getting heated in a PvE game sounds like a skill issue
I love the scoreboard/powerdi just to see if im actually doing well on the raw dps front, but to sit and flame randoms youre playing with about it is insane
I just assume every PC player uses mods in some capacity
To be fair, usually 1-2 person on horde CC or kill , 2-3 on the boss.
Or 1 on boss, 1 CC if 2 bots.
Hey everyone, someone can help me to collect my two last martyr’s skull please ? I need to do just 2 missions and I earn the promus chief title 🥹🙏🏻?
even then just yeet a few rockets or krak grenades. problem solved in 5 seconds or less or yo money back
again, damnation with randoms and I was more or less trying to keep the others up and standing
I find the best way to play anything other than havoc with randoms is to assume youre going to solo carry
I don’t need those fancy-schmancy things boss. 
That way when you get someone good its a pleasant surprise
Can try asking in the lfg chat https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075
I basically do unless I play with known good players.
that's the beauty of the internet, I definitely do for some things. deaf in one ear and nerve damage like crazy.
Then herp builds time.
I’ll try, thx !!
Orange mild chili flakes

I love/hate inspecting people in the mourningstar that have builds where they just max the top of the skill tree, collecting everynode
New yorkification
Wot? The only thing mod is Steam Overlay and (used to be) Discord overlay.
Spidey Sense, my beloved.
Smh why cant there be more talent points I need to get the whole tree
(seriously. for hearing impaired why the hell isn't there VISUAL cues.)
Did a havoc 24 yday and my hive scum and the zealot had 1.1m damage, we had a psyker with 300k and another psyker with 600k but one of them was putting in the work with horde cc so even going off damage numbies isnt all that meaningful
Smyker goes ham with people actually following up on it
Yea damage doesnt tell the whole story
especially the Psykers. numbers dont mean shit with how important stun lightning is.
just download Mourningstar Command Wheel its the best QoL mod possible
Do you think the Emperor is just a chud waiting for something to happen?
he knows nothing ever happens
10,000 years, no happenings

Fatshark what accessiblity. There's a lack of just turning off black/white or brown overlay from final wound or low hp.
what if we 
5th black crusade? barely registers as a happening
Yea stuff like that shouldnt be only mods
actual heresy, ask me.
One of the first mods I got was to turn that off
So it's just you are losing already but now it's even harder to comeback.
jesus yes the final wound makes your vision so fucking ass for no reason
And I'm not talking about fart gas or anything. Those are supposed to blind as a debuff.
true
the black/white overlay when you're playing a 2 wound Hive scum is terrible
I've run entire missions with black and white
Girlyman forgot to correct the happening calendar
Also the smoke grenades thing. Literally spamming them is just debuffing your team.
thanks king
No diff on all classes. I see a cream-ish white screen with UI overlay unless things are pinged or EO kicks in.
I had to carry on black/white because idiots decided taking both grims is a good idea. Well, till they both died.
hammer war
Be like that
Because one guy already died like 7 times with 1 grim.
And he thought it was a good idea to pick up the second.
Totally smart, you know.
scriptures should give corruption resistance, grimoires should give corruption and a damage buff
I left them both to die while running to where I know the air lock is.
Type shit
shit
picking up a grimoire should make a psyker explode instantly (just for fun)
80% chance to die, 15% chance to become chaos spawn, 5% chance to ascend to daemonhood and become superpowered
(im picking it up everytime)
0.01% chance to be possessed by the Emperor
Say less
Secret non-canon cutscene of Atoma being saved.


im taking it, if its in his prime
i dont want the chair

You swap places with the Emperor and he now uses your body to save Atoma.
won the lottery but at what cost
Your sanity.
But it's WH40K so it's Shirley Jackson's version of the Lottery and now you're the reason why Omelas is a paradise.

Peak squeaker hours apparently
oh
what game
On discord in general
Death

@delicate vapor
i think i'll play darktide with a wii u pro controller
Does it even connect
ya
Guess gotta quell before it spreads.
You are not welcome here, chud
No
You cannot touch me
before that I must steal some snacks from Karien

Two crates of kraks if you do. One extra if within 6 hours.
and buldak noodles with seafood please
You like the seafood?
do u like ur controllers to have asymmetrical sticks or symmetrical sticks
next thing you know youre gonna use a black templar pfp
I give you approx. 10 days until infatuation with Dark Angels
its over
Does that mean I have to turn into a right winger grift chud
ya
A fate worse than death

Uhhhh greenland more like jhhh oilland!!'n
you shall hate women
Could be red scorpions. Community just doesn't know where the true beef lies
looks at mirror
Self-hate. I can work with that.
internalized misogyny type sh
ah
Can't use a picture with male characters
Will have to commission a fem Black Templar
black templars are the coolest chapter
Dark Angels are... Hmmm
femplar
If I make a female Black Templar OC does this cancel out the need to turn into a chud?
Less zealous, more secretive, more untrusting, more discriminatory
Based W
Now you have to listen to naoya zenin rap I don't like women 24/7
Ah, I usually just get Nong Shim.
actually that'll be funny ngl
They also have a more cool knight vibes...
Ay I reject that, The Dark Angels don’t discriminate.

OMG HAHAHAHAH I HATE WOMEN
I HATE WOMEN
- black templar
- looks inside
- woman
- its over, warhammer has fallen
I'll make it even better
She's trans!
Depends. Are you a fresh primaris reinforcement?
One fem black templar oc and the warhammer fandom collapses into shambles
Dark angels are more trad knights yes
Sounds about right
Templars are crusaders
trad?
black templars are just male version of sororitas
did you see that post about fem custodes
Not so fantasy inspired

Dude
Which one
They wont stop posting about it
Warhammer fandom? I think you mean the fandom of tourist chuds
If it hurts GW it's good though
Such a brain rot song that actually fits naoya
No fun only slop
😭
Wat?
As a tourist dont lump me in with them
Did anyone here order the Darktide hot sauce? https://lousbrews.co.uk/products/official-warhammer-40-000-darktide-giftset
sus
Fuck them
give
FUCKING BAAASED this is why we love DA
Youd have to pay me to order that
we firstborn out here
is that even gonna sell a single pack
Veteran: Tangy Louisiana Style Cayenne
Zealot: Smokey Chipotle
Psyker: Tropical Scorpion
Ogryn: Ghost / Reaper Superhot

I hear corpsestarch gets better if you add hot sauce
Who up mind wiping and brainwashing their Primaris?

10TH EDITION? Wake up bozo, it's 3rd, the templars are fucking EVERYWHERE
Ah chipotle
The number one poop lube
Knights are cool homie
You want Nong Shim?
I just don't see Zealot as Chipotle tho
Everyone hates on BT but I don’t see anyone hating on the Legion who made them who they are
who is this everyone
At least dorn had the audacity to say he sucked
BTs are cool
creb
"They are coming. Kill them all. 🗿"
the more religiously freaky a faction in 40k is the cooler they are
Dorn looksmaxxing since the days of old
Oh. I usually just have the normal one with mushrooms.
Ahem
Necrons
well they have actual gods in their pockets
reminds me of that one meme of
"queens never cry"
“Dorn would hate the BTs” yeah homie because he’s the one who installed the Templar Brethren into the legion, encouraged their zealoutry, founded BT with all of the Templar Brethren, gave them his favourite Gloriana, made them non codex compliant, placed his favourite son as their first chapter master.
its time to reclaim "non-codex compliant" stop using it as derogatory, "non-codex compliant" is a compliment
Fun fact, Dorns geneseed is the highest producer of Imperial cult chapters of all lines, bar word bearers but they don’t count because their geneseed isn’t used.
People always forget about sigismund. Probably one of the most based loyalists, living on to throw hands to the last
Very albania pilled 
Most of those shards are used as batteries
ESPECIALLY the big ones
exactly, very freaky
Don’t let the BT haters know that the loudest majority of femstodes haters were custodes fans and custodes reddit, not BT fans.
Idk.
Almost sounds like “rebel”
And rebel is practically synonymous with “heretic” round these parts
It would be even funnier if it wasnt ai slop
I specified the chud part
Warhammer 40k discussion try not to find misinformed party challenge impossible
I am femstodes hater what now huh
No one is better than the other when both sides are actually just chud crying on twitter
I genuinely dont know why they got so angry about the retcon
Like
ITS SUCH A MINOR RETCON
this made my brain stop working
Uh
I'm not familiar with the guys that made it but their bio makes me believe it's not ai slop
hates femstodes
others assume is a BT fan
looks inside, BA/custodes fan
Though i like it when this happens because i can easily stereotype both sides, successfully causing collective crying

Someone made a few valid points on the wh fanbase
Most folk are staring at surface level shiny stuffs like factions or power fantasies
To even bother comprehending the nuances of the setting itself
This
This is the way
actually i think it was anavar. Whos here rn
New box is 1k points though and usable in both 30k and 40k
That's yummy
I mean yea. That is what alot of people do.
Blame youself, you don’t attract the most intelligent fanbase when they have to go into crippling debt over plastic
Apparently it is AI, could be wrong cause I saw it on twitter sooo
Not the best of places for information
Not to mention they cant keep a tangible story beat other than “this guy is over hyping this faction and making it seem like they’re invincible”
“Lets not stop that”
I love how hobbyists blame the cost of thing as if it made them buy it lol
Idk, i believe it's best to be super personal about genres like warhammer, especially with more politically dramatic debates like the femstodes (whether you want to or not it WILL get political)
Only form communities with close friend groups because otherwise no one will agree on anything ever
Lowk
I cant get into the major lore because it sounds like it just
Hype hype hype hype.
Oop hes dead in one or two encounters
Im fine with sticking to darktide
I stopped playing with action figures a long time ago, so I dont see the grab 😛
Space marines arent my thing man
Thats me
Chudmech
I enjoy the idea of votann, but I do not enjoy their aesthetic
I think
Rogue traders are pretty neat
Ciaphus cain
“I came to this backwater place to not do shit. But shit hit the fan, and holy shit im gonna die”
“So anyways, something even worse happened, and that was that. Not my problem. Im off to- oh not again 😩 “
All hail the hero of the emperium
“Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy- wait. Why do they look like fallout molemen?”
so your based
Inquisitorial crusaders are neat
they should have kept squats or just gone full fantasy dwarf in space like Deep Rock
instead we got some weird, terrible middle ground
I mean, biker dwarves in spess is fun.
Squats were already bikers
I know, but the concept though.
BT?
I think Votann were partially inspired by DRG ngl
The Lion joytoy is pretty cool
kriegs men noice
Iron warriors joytoys are awesome
Did the Votann completely retconned squats from existence in the IoM?
based on what
I'm buying them next just waiting for the figure I want specifically to get on stock
I don’t own any joytoys but if they made Nightlord joytoys I would buy their entire stock
No, I think they’re technically separate still last I checked. Votann have just always been there and existed this whole time 
All I know is the term Squats is now an insult or a degrading name for their kin.
Deep rock galactic. They’re both corporate space dwarves 
Heard on twitter they're doing NL this year, if this is true I might preorder depending on the price
You dont know squat
This jit cracks planets
🥁
The only kind of space dwarf.
Fucking squats ruining this galaxy...
gw needs to write them into a first person game for me to play already
WERE RICH
It's just reskinned DRG.
ill take it
valid lol
I just got a 410 curio with only 20% health. I thought 410 was the max and they had 21%?
430 is max.
yes but max stats at 410
410 is just the min to get max stats.
Based. I want to buy the DA supreme grand master too
so then why does my 410 not have max stats?
I wonder of GW will retcon felinids into another faction like the squats turning into Votann or if they'll never touch the felinids 
A shame cause I like the concept
Min. You can still roll lower.
Im back
Dang I can’t send pictures here, Darktide official discord server has fallen, billions must move to vermintide.
ah damn. thanks
And ready to leave
Thought of doing it but the price is too expensive for me
Have to calculate USD to BRL + taxes
Good
whats the best way to grind curios with max stats?
420 is where they will always be maxed.
Gamble
Get good
Did you check Ali express?
Gamble
Melk bux gamble.
they will literally never mention felinids ever again it was a single line of fuckoff lore most people working there have never heard of felinids please stop asking about felinids
I did, prices are the same compared to the official GW site
I don't know about the taxes tho...
Lets go gambling
clover that is black
can missions drop max stats too? like is it worth to put the +20% chance for curious on?
Nope
They can but 20% doesnt really work like that
Probably not, they are approved abhumans who even serve in the guard.
No point
It's 20% on the small chance to get a curio not a flat 20%
It can, but even with curios, it's like 6% to drop a curio and to get one high enough with right type...
Felinids are just humans with claws
Hope they get some recognition in the future, tho
ah alright so its 20% extra on the curio chance got it
They do have more feline characteristics, no?
My concept of it being a spectrum where some look way more wild than others
Yep badly worded
Just don’t let the sisters of battle near them👀
Like most things
If you do get lucky on an auric, you might get a good one.
to iterate its mean that if the chance for curio is 10%, 20% would mean the new chance is then 12% and not 30% yes?
Yes
higher difficulties have better curios?
Better drops usually.
Sisters of battle out here on a random Tuesday just executing normal humans for not believing in the imperial cult.
Either that or speed run lower difficulty to roll the dice more
alright thanks!







