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Goes great with the theme
Yeah and it's gonna be hard asf
Honestly I think if they did this first and have the next mission be the gun line charge
That’d be utter peak
👀
Man i don't care just give me new maps
Like a uuuh counterattack
Also, did. they change how the dodging cooldown works? It feels different
Nope!
How i think i look on my zealot
Zealot needs this type of fit
storytime?
Confessor is the closest we can come
And its still peak
Confessor fit>>>>
Sadly everyone in darktide is ugly
Cool down? Not really
But they did add ranged to dodge_linger so now it's better against ranged
Man Martydom zealot it's the most painful, BEAUTIFUL build i ever try
What does that even mean?
Counterpoint
Morrow
Real
I personally do fury build zealot
Furry?
That's another one
With the exception of ogryn, every character has dodge_linger which is a small frame of time where melee attacks can't track you
It used to be melee only but now it also includes ranged
So dodging is just better overall

Fury.
i kill hordes
Not fuck dogs
For everyone except oggy
I havent done any shroud field builds
Looks unfun
So there was this guy named Nautica Malone, and he pulled up to one of those titty restaurants in his challenger without pants (which he already did before btw) and this time the worker filmed it, later his charger was found on a path of grass, with him inside, gun in hand and hole in his head. GIP
Fury
Do ass damage to crusher.
Yes but ogryn gets 3 meters dodge+stagger so it's fine
Yeah that's darktide
Crusher
The bane of my existence
And that’s the story of the goonicide
Why cant they be cool and demure like the maulers
It's fine.
Just ignore that Ogryn weapons have negative dodge distance so he'll rarely get 3 meters dodge

Good for gimmick builds
Oh interesting
Thanks for the explanation
Ogryn’s when the 5 man crusher team shows up and hes on his gun.
Fun with thunderhammer for one taps. Otherwise best used to rescue.
It's good with combat knife too
Even knoife?
I don't like thunderhammer
6 years to reload
Rescue? I would never
Fury alllll the way lemme kill better after i kill someone
Me neither
Just ding ding ding on lucky bullet.
Cleaver is on the better side of mobility but I don't remember if he gets 3 meters dodge
What's a good class/build to try havoc for the first time?
Yeah you gotta pull out that weapon first
Uuuh martyr zealot
Truuust
Whatever you like/are comfortable with.
It's gimmick for making one shot boss with crazy edit video
I know. Though I end up using it to pick ppl up because they potato in hell.
anyone else heart be racing during clutch moments lmaooo
Nah because im never the one clutching
😌
I know is pretty far since I run it on my ranged build as an emergency thing, but I don't really play oggy anyway so no idea.
Yeah low tier havoc is easy
I do it once with stealth zealot 🙏
Ass
I'm just panicking more and more.
Only if I let myself acknowledge the situation lol
Imagine clutching as Ogryn
Best clutches are when it hits you that you're clutching right as your revive teammates
I almost clutched once ngl
Karnal twin boss fight
Then.. surprise trapper behind a horde of maulers
MY FAVORITE
Karnal twins? 
Twins my favourite boss. I love playing their mission
No damn clanka gonna tell me how to use words
Just dodge
Oh yea their alot more fun then the other ones
I just dont think TRAPPERS should be in a boss fight
Hard to hear the cue with the music and hordes if enemies in your face
I haven't try it with Auric
I just have the music off
Just checked
Seems like Cleaver gets 3 meters
Seems like
If the math is right ogryn shield gets 2.64 meters
You mean they are not always silent?
FUCK TRAPPERS
I have it off so I can listen to like slayer and stuff
I know! Its shocking
Ah. So only one able to hit the max.
Any
Low tier havoc are malice difficulty
FUCK TRAPPERS
KILL ALL TRAPPERS WITH TRUCKS
KNEE CAP TRAPPERS
STAB TRAPPERS
SHOVE TRAPPERS
MAKE TRAPPERS CRY
If trappers have no haters
Then
I am dead
Man I hate them when they team up with mfs flamer
I hate when they drag me into a crusher
Yhen you just
Die
With one fucking hit
Because the crusher has changing the attack 30 years ago like he know it
Idk guys
You think he likes trappers?
Just delete them and delete hivescum
is there anyone one the SA server whose willing to help me with the malleus monstronum penance
NOOOOO I DONT NOOOOO
I HATE TRAPPERS
THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT GOES WRONF IN THEIR LIVEEEEES
Naw, I literally hate them more than anything else.
Every sane person does
Worst enemy ong
Trappers are... peculiar.
Like everyone play darktide for 19 min before refunding the game
I hope I did that
Trappers are the spawn of erebus
trapper face reveal
They are just cause to throw the most explosives around.
veteran gonna take it
So we can crush their skull without a helmet in the way
Mmmm veterans when being given a 15th weapon
Mmmmm
Veteran? No no- he must stay boring, he gets one single more Plasma Gun mark that instead of piercing it explodes. Thats it.
Man this class have billion weapons to just use plasma gun
Recon lasgun for life
It does no damage but i like machine guns
I love it actually.
recon lasgun sounds like a really fast sewing machine
Infantry lasgun might the worst weapon ever ong
AREN'T YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL
I don't think there any bad weapons in this game except mf crowbar and pistols
SOMETHING NEW FOR THE COLLECTION
My Mildly Warm Take: Veteran needs a whole Rework. Like- an ENTIRE Rework. The Stealth path needs to be deleted, instead make an ability where we activate a Auto cannon/minigun like the Gunner has.
Sure me love when fighting horde at low health, facing a coming burster waitiing to shove and a vet just shoots it killing me
NOOOOOO SHUT UP
GOT A NET JUST FOR YOU
Heh heh heh im gonna catch ya~ heavy breathing
h40 lasgun
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Die die die die die die die fbdndndbf fn
only then you beatten darktide
[giggling net noises]
WHY YOU LITTLE
DHENDBDJD DHDIDNDJD
I HATE THE STEALTH VET
KILL ANYONE USE IT
CAPTURE OPPORTUNITY ON SIGHT
snusnu opportunity
Based
IM GONNA TO SHOVE YOU INTO A CORNER UNTIL YOU DIE SLOWLY OF PUSH ATTACKS
DIEEEEEE
Yeah
The ability makes no fucking sense on Veteran. Also the Blitz. The Smoke Grenade is not good either.
Smoke is just too situational tbh
Zealot for life
Like, saying it's not good ignores that there are very good reasons to be tempted
He is very Cadian coded.
but compared to "dear crusher conga line" or "frags for days"
Once or twice
Per mission
Mmmmm cadia slop
Exactly
Smoke could help revive a downed teammate in front a bunch of gunners?
Mmmmmm
smoke was good in havoc 1.0 when shooters and gunners were craaaazy
Smoke grenade...
CADIA THIS CADIA THAT- CADIA FELL MF WAKE THE FUCK UP! COPE!
That's really make me angry
Lemme team kill a cut throat vet everytime they mention cadia
smoke should let you make lemonades in front of 40 reapers
still pretty strong but not more valuable than kraks because the rotten armor crusher conga lines are more important to deal with
Oh but what if it could be something... better?
but shield psykers were almost mandatory
IF CADIA IS SO GOOD, WHERE IS IT ON THE MAP
all over the place
smoke and shield did kinda the same thing, but smoke required more aggression and team coordination.
Here.
points at heart
its easy to play defensive and just stand in the bubble without talking to each other. using smokes correctly requires diving to capitalize on the smoke when it's thrown
I remember when i try it for first time. I didn't speak to my friend throughout the entire game
No home lil bro? No cadia? Blackstone fortess from the atomsphere huh? You and cadia SUCK
HIVESCUM! WE GOT A MAN WITH VERY GOOD ORGANS IN HERE! HE SAYS SO!
cadia is so good, i ate it
And... thats... better than the shield because...?
Basically every interaction with cadian vet
Everytime a veteran mentions cadia i wish their was teamkill
I'd rather get the heavy Stubber/hell gun as a gun instead of an ability
Good
He SUCKS
RAAAAAH
smoke nade with all of the nade regen talents replenishes faster and you can throw it onto the gunners so you can run at them. it means you can move faster. bubble doesnt move with u
Agree
"is the 6th still recruiting?"
just go about it differently
If i ever turn traitor its because the cadians wont stop yapping
“The planet broke before the guard this, cadia stands that.”
Why don’t you make like cadia and DISAPPEAR
I mean
A hell gun as an ability would have an excuse to be really good. Plus you can bring basically 2 guns.
Professional peak personality tho
But I'd rather have the gun for the whole match instead of every 60 seconds
That's how I feel about kriegsmen, so overhyped

That's who I created
krieg are why we don't have more fun regiments in talbetop
loose cannon <3\
Loose cannon is a prick and cadian is cadian
Still, theres not much need for it. We have shield... and the Smoke Grenade does not stop certain enemies from shooting inside the smoke if i remenber correctly from a Steam post-
It could be something better
Loose cannon can be trusted with your social security number and credit card number
I find them annoying
No
Come on it's charming
Agree
a fun mix of rogue and guardsman
Its not charming when the character is a bad person
Krieg sucks man
Overhyped
Works better as a one off regiment
I have some bad news about the Rejects
ya i would like it if it worked like a gas grenade in addition to a smoke grenade or also fully disoriented melee enemies inside of it or whatnot
So charming i put a bolt pistol to the roof of my mouth
Veteran does just have the worst personalities in general thoooo
Judge zealot is the most reasonable zealot
Nah that's psyker
I like fanatic zealot
psyker is fun
Professional is the goat because they are the ever reliable everyman
I like the only cohesive psyker personality
Psyker isnt serious i like them
Seer carries though
Not really bad, just PTSD and like, putting on a facade to deal with it. Looting is just for survival reasons in a way.
That one's a bootlicker who thinks they're a police magical girl or someshit
New Class Idea: Field Medicae
Personalities: The Fragile, The Field Medic and The Chirurgeon. (Medic TF2 coded personality)
you forgot "the organ thief"
Beloved says psyker has the best personalities
Thats the Chirurgeon
Beloved this beloved that why won't you be loved instead
I wish i could
: (
Same, same...
The Loose Cannon strikes me as talking a big game, but with very conscious limits on the amount of fuckery they do to their party members
Loose Cannon is specifically a bigger prick towards the Cadian, however, the Cadian hates the psyker and the preacher
ie: they're not Lijah Cuu sure as sure
but they will absolutely scam the shit out of the rest
The cadians opinion doesnt matter
Loose likes bugging people and you can't bug anyone harder than cadian about the cadia
Your homeworld needs to exist for your voice to count
We're all bad people tbf
Loose is kinda funny in that they vocally love when the other party member goes on a killing spree
Most space marine chapters like : aight imma head out
Like that sounds genuinely affectionate
The line, "Yeah, and you'll fall apart too, just like Cadia" isn't bugging someone, it's specifically targetting their trauma and mocking everyone they've ever known dying.
For funny tbh. I think when the facade breaks, they do care. They don't wanna lose their team again.
Abhuman scum
isn't that the professional who btfo's the cutthroat like that?
The Fragile is akin to a guy who just got out of the Medical school and is dumped on the fields day 1. Kind of twink coded.
The Field Medic is straight up "i seen some shit" vibes while casually patching you up.
The Chirurgeon is the type to kill you if you have good organs because you brushed your knee agaisnt the body of a Nurgle Beast and call it "Euthanasia, he was already gone."
Like, the worst thing the Loose Cannon actually does I think is
I think the Cadian responds with something like, "You better not sleep tonight" or someting; actively threatens to cut their throat in their rack.
- Suggest they all desert, with unclear seriousness, bc grendrel will get them killed
My professional being the GOAT as usual
- Casually suggest framing people for heresy to feed to Zola
I just think loose canon yaps too much ngl
which like is not Great, but there's a weird lack of personal malice to some of it
Having a personality will do that
His mouth is very loose
Loose Cannon def seems intentionally a bit mouthy
To be fair, because the risk of death. But the other way is the same if you can't fake dying well enough.
they backtalk the cops too I think
I would know
I find i act very similarly to the loose canon with my friends
I've served with people like him when I was enlisted; it's not far off
also I get the vibe of "haha just joking, unless"
also after the fourth daemonhost and sixth beast of nurgle
that starts sounding a bit sensible
male LC loose cannon did kill his quartermaster or someshit based on voicelines iirc
so he's no sweetheart
Think that was intentionally made more ambiguous than in beta?
Because funny. And not like the cops can really do anything.
That quartermaster had bad vibes
The quartermaster didnt wash his hands in the restroom one time
Completely justified
And fem lc is just batshit crazy
Eh
loose cannon and ogryn heavy have a great interaction where LC proposes a scheme where they falsely accuse some of their teammates of being traitors in turn for a bounty reward
Yep. They just are nice and just hiding behind a facade of bravado and such for a reason. And assuming what they said is truth... they have been through ALOT.
heavy loves it
Bit too enthusiastic about the others killing sprees
Yeah that's what I mentioned, though it wasn't teammates
I play fem lc. I can day shes has a bit loose screws in the head
it's "finding someone"
Accuse hollowette
No one would doubt it surely
Like, I like this one because the female loose cannon has some great stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFFuNvBkwfk
Also the one where the professional's like "Quiet down" and she just keeps getting louder because she wants the horde to find them so she can shoot at them.
Servitor speedrun
Any percent
I mean, where does she get all those scam priced outfits from?
And how.
sweatshop belowdecks
manned by child preservitors
She is quite literally a pirate
what's funny is if you pay attention
she's literally the third most dangerous person on the ship
Do not fuck with the rogue trader's procurement and wetworks
Okay genuinely does anyone actually like her or what? Making the FOMO shop character annoying and greedy is insane, right?
Oh, we know she is only below Bhrams.
Commodore Hallowette is the actual Rogue Trader operating in Brahm's ship -- she's the one with the contacts, the know-how, the networking, and the ability to get whatever she wants however she wants.
eh
Eh i dont mind her.
Brahm putting her foot down would end her
But like
that's why she makes sure that never gets there
she gets them from the corpses of the people mentioned in the item set descriptions.
and why she doesn't pick a fight with Rannick ever
Yes, but how exactly.
we literally see looting
but a Commodore is typically equivalent of an O-6 or O-7 (Admiral) in the USN/NATO nations
Likely had connections who she can send to loot it
Lol
when I was in the NAV, the commodore was in charge of the entire air-wing for the carrier strike group
Not all, most imply the person is up and alive
she's responsible for the actual operations, which means she categorically cannot be the Rogue Trader.
Hallowette is Brahm's seneschal, if we're using RT terms
We know they are from bodies, but did she get them hunted down or did they just meet their ends rolling nat 1s.
Commodore is her nickname more likely
everyone knows Rogue Traders don't do any work themselves. that's what they have tens of thousands of staff and crewmembers for.
hello my fellow fat sharks
Im a malnourished seal thank you very much
As in she's the one rogue trading -- the actual trading part -- Brahms inherited the contact, the ship, and whatever evil lurks below its hull
ar ar ar ar
iirc the first bunch of sets were all described as being people who ended up in Grendyl's warband one way or another
i heard the traders are kinga rogue
I always assumed they died and Hallowette found a way to claim their belongings when their bodies were recovered or whatever
and she recycles them to the new rejects for money.
she admits to that if you buy things from her
in her teasing (but not actually teasing) tone
You better pray we don’t have any canadians in here
I don't think so. Hallowette is definitely part of Brahms' merchant staff but I think she just does a lot of shit on the sly to enrich herself.
she's an opportunist.
isn't everyone
sure
maybe not Melk
maybe not even Hestia
Melk is a gambler
he catches Hallowette illegally using a strike team to get prismata crystals for herself and he decides to take a 20% cut instead of turning her in
Melk is absolutely an opportunistic bastard first class
Oh right
whereas Masozi is a winner -- or a cheater -- either way
To be fair, I have no clue the order of the set releases. Just most newer ones seem to just be short generic bios.
Hestia, Morrow, Sefoni and arguably Hadron are the dedicated professionals imo.
Sefoni? The lady who keeps leaking people's secrets into our heads on the regular?
I just think she's bored sometimes
Free cut, don't even need to do anything but stay silent.
Who keeps intruding into people's dreams just because she's bored?
well, a weird way to describe Sefoni, but I mean that she just serves the operation of the warband without any apparent ulterior motives. she listens to everyone and knows way more than she should but she doesnt appear to do anything untoward with that information (except accidentally leak it to the rejects)
'cuz she's in a tube and not allowed to leave and she has massive power dampeners on and it's not really working
and it entertains her
Sefoni just leaks too much info while being questionably sus at times.
do a little Freddy Kruegering
Hestia appears to be adequately and genuinely devout, so she's normal
we all know Morrow is a proper soldier
and Hadron is morose but dedicated.
Hestia appears to be
wha does Sefoni do for the ship exactly, still confused about that
There's some new banter indicating that Brahms has apparently taken a very strong interest in her for some unknown reason
and some of the rejects remark that there's something off about her, but they can't pin down what or why
In world excuse to have a training area with infinite resources
But I don't think Morrow knows what's happened to him with the Inquisition; the parts of Mortis Trials seemed to imply he's been under Rannick's command for quite some time and been memory wiped/reset/rebuilt over and over again.
so she's just there to serve as... training grounds for the rejects?
That was it before mortis triald
ah
Sefoni literally helps us along in the Mortis Trials despite not being supposed to do that
other parts state he was a Sergeant under Biron Wolfer's unit as well.
https://www.playdarktide.com/news/dev-blog-mortis-trials there's the narrative part near the end of the blog
Seffy is also scouring the planet
the Mortis Unit is specifally Melk's Auric Squad
the sneaky spec -ops waterworks team
Mortis Operatives are said to be a secret warband within the warband, operating under Grendyl
We're using in game terms too she's explictly refered to as such in Mortis trials lol
You're thinking of Strike Team Tenebrous
maybe
"Brahms: Lady Alice... I have matters requiring your attention. Assuming you've had your fill of slumming it down there?
Hallowette: Right you are. Just got me a vagabond needs a talking to, and I'll be right with you.
Brahms: Lady Alice ... I trust you aren't neglecting your seneschal's duties?"
I forgor💀
Sefoni does all kinds of psychic work for the warband
Shes divining, spying on people, i imagine she does interrogations
She directly serves grendyl
hm
from what i understand, it's basically:
-operative training
-limited wetwork
I have no idea why that wetwork part is 'limited', because if she is so powerful as to be capable of 'talking' directly into your brain when you're in the hive, you'd expect her to, you know, be able to just find Wolfer and pop his brain.
Sefoni must have a crazy netrunner build
daemon protection most likely
Grendyl is [redacted] so sefoni is doing a lot of things for him
plus that could also expose her to some warp bullshit
Yeah something something 'weird Warp presence on Atoma' referenced by psykers
Mortis operative selection
'A dark shadow looms over Atoma'.
Training
that and because that could lead to warp shenanigans to be tied to her and that could spread to the entirety of the ship
already a ghost on the ship I don't think we need more of them
if she's so powerful that means higher consequences of the use of her psychic powers
if a imperial ship isn't constantly haunted by one or more ghosts/entities, it means it hasn't been around for long enough
pretty much all imperial vessels have something to them, even chaos
I usually just think it's the machine spirit of the ship, aye?
Or do ships have some kind of STC controlling them? I heard something like that once.
Not that I believe it, sounds too funky.
that would be detected by the mechanicus cult
they could log some ship incidents to be related to the machine spirit acting up for a myriad of reasons but some times ships are just kinda haunted every now and then
How unbelievable in a universe of Chaos Gods lol
fanbase theory that machine spirits are remnants of STC's iirc
i think its dumb
and much prefer the idea of machines actually having souls
the reason why i fail every auric mission is because i have 119 fps instead of 120
someone here to play with a beginner to lvl up? lvl 18 rn
how do people lose auric missions that much i usually lose like 3/10 auric matches i play
... i dislike the new patrol bundles i wish they bundled them like outfits
imagine losing auric missions
real dark tide players lose 10/10 uprising missions

only reason i mostly lose auric missions is when the AI director decides we're not meant to win that operation and just spawn the most amount of bullshit
i lose twelve out of ten missions i play on auric
damn bro
skill issue
imagine if plot twist, that is Sefoni

im not playing i just directed you to the channel explaining how you can find other people to play with
Beastmen class when
Machines having souls would explain why Vashtorr the Arkifane is one of the eight aspects of the Primordial Annihilator
Clankers
and i really prefer the idea of souls on machines way more due to some interactions between them and humans
like the rogue trader train you can find when exploring the lower levels

I wonder if the machines have souls thing is related to the imperium servitorizing everything
i doubt it
Machine Spirits are a catch all term, there are multiple things that just fall under that umbrella.
Some are just interpretation from the users, other are just low/base AI that are just acting on their own
Certainly nothing could go wrong from interfacing the brains of millions of warp-sensitive beings with your technology everywhere
As the Machine Malevolent domain, i'm betting on if it happen, being much less about the souls of machines (though the interpretation of them being possible), and more about a very ordonate brand of Chaos, somewhat crossing Khorne's discipline and Tzeentch knowledge
desktop computers have a soul but ipads do not
eeh ill still take the machine having souls concept than lazy AI remnants
its just way more fun
In a way AI is a soul of a machine
AI has no soul and cannot be a soul to a machine
it's just a logistical program
it can simulate emotions but not experience them
Nuh uh
Source
It came to me in a dream
Deamons don't really react to Machines, like even when they possess one (like that Khornate Titan), it's usually through the Pilot first
because its one of those things GW just leave unnatended in lore because it doesnt sell plastic crack
Suffisently advanced AI would be akin to a soul, see the Ironkin, UR-025 and other Men of Iron
I do not see them as souls
they simulate emotion, they can never experience them like a human do
They are not living beings but just machines made to act like one
Inside their own simulation of emotions unable to know they are man-made tools
I mean your arguing real world AI in a setting where you use Hell for magic and as a road
AI in 40k, as mentioned with Men of iron would probably count as AI
Weep, chud!
Sniff sniff
what are you sniffing for
Someone here is smelly
It's probably Hank
Sniffing people is kinda crazy yo
@little marten

Once you go psyker
You cant go back…
Not real
'why can't i one-shot shotgunners with my melee all of a sudden'
i unironically do not enjoy psyker gameplay
i might have given up on levelling up my psyker

ogryn does feel like a better melee class
Ogryn has one of my favourite features I never see mentioned
Zealot was my favorite class and i became an addict
I dont think i can go back to veteran or psyker lol
The fact they knock enemies over when they dodge
hey I noticed that.
It’s really funny but also helps you feel massive
It's situationally useful methinks.
I love playing with ogryn but i don't want to play it
Holy shit I slept the entire day
Ogryn’s are cool to have
But i dont wanna play it
I’ll play anything else ngl
I just
Same
Dont like the feel
It's too slow for me
My neurons dont explode when i play ogryn
Ogryn isnt any slower really ... thats just your mind foolin you based on hit box 😛
Man
my issue with ogryn is mostly I don't like the weapons
abilities are great
grenades are great
rock especially
the fact you have a huge amount of stamina for block is great
I feel like i have 2 bolter gun
I really dont like their weapons either
The switching is also super slow
Reloading sucks
I like the starter gun ngl
Massive design but Mid damage
I love watching ogryn bullying everyone with his weapons
But do the same? Nah
Only thing i enjoy about ogryns
Is how cathartic it is too kill trappers with slaps
And also, how intelligent they are
Man that's really make me smile always
And those people roleplaying ogryn it's really make me love this game
duelling sword for ogryn
high diff ogryn running around trying to make sure random crusher #234 doesnt obliterate their psyker will always be wholesome
Give ogryn a ogryn sized thunderhammer
Opinion on balls?
yummers
Very round
Okay I don’t know how to respond to that






Dann Bro he hitting that
Hittin' the Girdy
maybe a Helbore Lasgun
Yeah it’s some kind of lasgun
What’s that mean
it's what you asked for
make better requests; you get what you give
having used a bolter recently thats the exact sorta smoke trail it leaves behind so it's probably a bolter
It's a parking meter but he wields it just like ds4
❓
BALLxPIT is super fun
I can put my balls in someone’s pit if that’s what you mean
is that a fallout 3 'Into the Pitt' reference
Sir I’m gonna have to ask you to stop
getting DCMA'd for yo momma jokes
this is the ultra-corpo future that cruelty squad warned us about
This makes me insanely uncomfortable
Nick Cannon serving me a subpoena at my house
serving community service on MTV's Wildin' OUt
I'm all about cooperation. Not everything has to be a PvP match.
practicing Tyromancy rn chat
next class is gonna be... slightly cheddar leaning.
sounds gouda
What does the Warp say, though?
depending on the cheese, it would be a sign of Nurgle due to the molds
Hey. I'm cheese though.
Am I supposed to take this personally?
Limburger DEF Nurgle influenced
"I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!"
Giving Ogryns silly names are like 90% of the fun of playing them. Mine is named beef
..that is NOT what I meant.
Maam or Sir, in this house, we sTARE AT CHEESE, AND DO DIVINATION THROUGH IT!!!! NO WITCHERY WITH THE SEA OF SOULS HERE- I MUST ONLY LISTEN TO THE CHEESE
too bad; it's now a wacky deli reference.
must think im some kind of oomancer...
all because someone decides to leave
we should hold them accountable, quick! leak their Steam ID so we do our righteous Witch hunt and Cyber bullying!!
Next class got leaked already: ||Digganobz||
Nothing can possibly be more heavenly than a Chipotle burrito bowl.
Having a great lunch atm. 
hi all, how do i remove the little exclamation point next to my special assignment. it says i have 19/20 but when i click on it it looks like ive done everything
you did all 3 of the special operations? train->hourglass->trenches?
ive def done all of them before
per character?
oh i need to do them on all of my characters?
yeah they're per character
no ive def done them on this character
i dont want to play arbitrator to get rid of it on my psyker
You wouldn't have to; like, I was 20/20 on my veteran but 17/20 on my ogryn
im just gonna rerun trenches again to make sure
Look for one that's red, and make sure you launch it from that menu, not quickplay
Jersey Mike's competor to Chipotle, Hot Heat Burritos is generally a superior option to me due to their hot sauce blends
Other 10% is rp as an ogryn during the match
Me and another ogryn were talking about rations
He got eaten by a burgle
“I am rations”
did you spell it rashun
Maybe Shakespeare isn’t dead
True
Yes sah!
Fair and valid.
I have bonehead upgrade, thunk smartest, strongest, and most handsome ogryn
Do not fear little uns
Eating a Chipotle burrito bowl always makes me feel like I’ve just returned from a visit to my Grandma’s.
Feel about as bloated as the Hindenburg in both cases. 
spicy steak burrito, fajita peppers, spicy quac, red sauce, spicy melted cheese, straight habanero sauce, some pico di gallo, a little extra corn
I'm good to go
i figured it out i just need to not skip the cutscene after the mission
If anyone wants to play ill be on strike team 3
also I don't think "bloat" was the issue with the Hindenburg
I think it was the hydrogen
Well, it was for a brief minute, before it uh caught fire.
But yeah, the hydrogen was the factor.
mmfggh...... so full...... of hydrogen.......
Whenever I do think about the Hindenburg, I always wish that it hadn’t exploded.
I wanted to ride in a big, highly flammable, air balloon. 
But alas, born too late to ride a zeppelin, born too early to travel the stars.
for you I'd suspect methane
they switched to helium, but the problem now is that the earth is running out of helium
Can’t have shit on planet Earth. 
It’s so OVER zeppelin-bros!
litersally because helium is so lighter than air that the reason earth is running out is that it's escaping to space
i am not full of bullshit
and rejoining it's brothers in the stars
i'm full of something far more whimsical and exciting
Press “X” to doubt.
I’m not really a cat person.
Cats do be exploding tho
the nuclear arms race summarized
oh they finally sync'd up
Oh lord, the Chipotle bowl took the fast lane down my intestinal tract again. 
I forgot about that feature of eating Chipotle. 
can't spell bowel without bowl
Do it no balls
Skill issue
Can’t spell bowl without owl
Therefore we should start eating out of owl carcasses
The mechanics behind their silent flight is amazing actually
LMAO
did the armoury exchange stop working to check your stores on chrome w/ the extension?
Can’t argue with this logic.
im gonna beat bad apple on project sekai with spoons
lol its always baffled me, as someone with a super sensitive stomach and such i'm never bothered by something like chipotle unless its actually contaminated. Because its literally just food you can make in your kitchen... but i also grew up eating foods like that so at thist point i assume people who say that about mexican food just never ate beans, rice, and chilis growing up
Exactly that
like some bread can fuck me up, or a piece of fruit can fuck me up... but chipotle is nothing
Just bland eggs with salt and maybe pepper honestly
lol my grandpa on my dads side ate like this 
hit that shit with some frank's redhots if you're gonna make a quiche or scramble 'em
No thanks I'm good
"Finally, some real fuckin food"
if you're gonna make a southwestern omelette, when you're whisking 2-4 eggs, put some cholula in the mix before you ever put it on the skillet
or maybe tapatio
thats what we said as kids too, I thought he was sick so he had to eat bad food when i was little but he just choose that life 
Please 
reach levels of taste and flavor unachieved
the only hotsauce i use usually is valentina tbh
like I'm making carribean jerk chicken tonight that I've been marinating and I have some trinidadian scotch bonnet sauce I'm going to add; when I put the rice in I use lemon/lime juice with the water before steaming it in the cooker so it comes out with that flavor intact
i need to gather up enough friends and force them to help me make a bit batch of green and red chili and tortillas... maybe also tamales... but also i'd have to teach them all how to make things
wife's gonna do the red beans for the rice, and it'll be real nice
beans are good... but i hate having to soak them
theres a guy putting out new tutorial videos for darktide and they're actually really good from what i've seen (been vetting them lol)
Reject the boys
Embrace the Emperor
Hi
yeah i think i might point people to these videos if they are learning because they are great
also hello lol
Finally was able to complete the penance about 90 accuracy and no ammo left. Thing was a bitch and a half to do
I feel you can do that with just revolver
I complete penances by accident.
Easier with a shotgun
db on train get her done in 10 minutes
250 specials with weapons specialist crit headshots and the armoured kills with krak are a bit of a pisstake in comparison
No u
welll yeah... i can do a cool flip
@brittle obsidian hey bro, add me on discord so I can dm
The Love Death and Robots creators should make a 45 min long darktide short movie
yes
It would be so badass
i mean i think its a bunch of different people who came together for a project and not one group, but i might be misremembering
but i agree it would be cool
so like each short in it was made by different people creating off a prompt or core idea... at least i thought but i haven't watched it since it came out so i'm hazy on it
Oh yes thts true
sillyhammer 40k
(its a rubber clown hammer)
(its just orks)
(its perfect)
Space marines but their helmets have a smile outline
the evil twins of the angry marines
they already are
snorehammer... 40gay... doodootide
Wokehammer 
Wokehammer 40Gay: Dorktide
orehammer 40k: gemtide
Stonehammer 40Karl: Rocktide
For Karl
DRG's update looking noice
oh whats it looking like
I just saw the teasers from their page on steam
new area, new bugs, and new guns looks like?
yay
interested in putting together am Hard core [ perma-death ] strike team - starting new characters? We could set up a night+ per week to play through a few games and go through the campaign. See how far we can get before our strike team fails. [ all go down as a loss ] If you haven't done this - it adds a whole new feel to the game. Every level is challenging.
Most underutilized tactic in Darktide is pre-aiming.
You’d be surprised what it does for melee.
We should have a dedicated channel for havoc- and complaining about havoc
I love me a revo with the crit rate perk for holding in aim
I love it when I have my aim locked onto the enemy as soon as I stafe right past the wall.
did obesefish shadow update burster/gas grenades aoes to be bigger than normal?
Mornin
Hey mac
Beunas dias
beunas dias fuck boi
lions
Fem Maul feels 100 times smarter than male maul
edf 4.1
Male maul talking about using a battle tank for rock, paper, scissors 😭
is that not based
Sniper bomb knife?
No that’s what the loser kid always does😭
He got bullied in school so he became a cop to beat people up as payback
He cane
THE NIGHT LORDS BOOKS
Gay
Bi
THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE UK
how long were you in school 😭
LETS GOO
nic3
Took like 2 weeks to ship it
+fuck the goverment for making me pay double the price for taxes
hmmm
hmmmmm
hello cute rejects
so does changing a node without respeccing up until that point just break the nodes atm?
:3
I thought it just wont let you til you remove points prior to the node you want changed
iz cold
lol right click on a blitz node without taking the points before it away
You can do that fairly recently, I think
but yeah i did that and then my grenade button stopped working 
but the key still works fine
Lmao, Darktide said no more grenades for you then
huh, how recently 
it was a fun surprise to find out when i wanted a grenade in havoc 
rip
i literally looked down at my hand to make sure i was actually hitting G after the first 7 presses
Hey, maybe your character gained some sentience and decided that he or she didn't want to use a grenade
¯_(ツ)_/¯
lol we made it through, it was a low level havoc in the early 20s so it wasn't the end of the world
True
but it did suck for a bit
Luckily that didn't happen to me, I switched grenades on my ogryn to try the rock and my key worked perfectly fine
but yeah the bug persisted into the meatgrinder after, i was about to test restarting but then i decided to test rebuilding the tree by hand
ok so rebuilding the tree doesn't work, i think a restart is all that fixes it lol
Probably
Shorkboi
Welcome!
Eyyy how you?
Scork man
I'm doing pretty well so far, wbu?
I desire to scum
No u
We all Sewer Sharks and Sewer Scum
And if not
I'LL FUCKING SHIV YA 50 TIMES BEFORE A SPACE MARINE BLINKS!!!!
God damn, now that's a threat right there
and lavagirl
What's a threat?
Good show
28 STABWOUNDS DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE DID YOU
Movie you uncultured Tithe-Rat
LavaGRILL
Do we get a headstart to run away or does the stabbing begin as soon as you grab the knife?
Movieshow 
THAT'S WHY I DOUBLED IT YOU KILLJOY!!!
motion picture show with sound
What's a headstart?
IT'S FUCKING ART
unfortunately, tiger drop negates all damage
AND LAVA GIRL
That answers my question, I'm just gonna go hide somewhere quickly
"A bit of cover won't save you!"
Fuck... you're right...
Dammit ;-;
AND SHARK BOI
But what about Shark girl?
I'M A HIVE SCUM!!! WHAT ARE YOU?!?@
Nah. They tried that and it just felt weird
that movie is honestly just a movie a dad made for his kids that he also let us watch
, that and spy kids
Uuuuh, I'm a wall. Yep, definitely a talking wall that cannot be stabbed
You can be honest!!
it is a movie about family 
It's a movie about dreams
And it has one of the hardest lines ever
"For those who dream of the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb"
Spy Kids is amazing
i like spy kids alot more than shark boy and lava girl
Honestly fair
"Do you think god hides in heaven from what he has created?"
lol you get reminded time to time that the maker of the film usually does much more adult content 
both movies are a fucking drug trip
Chat
The American tax system is a scam
How is it I paid in 14 thousand dollars this year and I'm only gon get back like 1.5k

WHAT THE FUCK
lol its because robert rodriguez did all the special effects himself so the movies would get made
, like i said he was making them for his kids, i'm pretty sure shark boy and lava girl were invented characters by one of the kids
the actual scam is that you overpaid and loaned the state 1.5k for a while
this is good, idk about if he was a good person (hes really old)
Maybe if we got some kind of real infrastructure or support system out of it paying that much wouldn't be an issue but we don't
before my time
I dont even get healthcare paying that much
ONE thing for sure - we know exactly why, here on this DT forum, without seeing any details. And - we're not going to tell you either.
he seems pretty cool, but given the other movies he made i'm sure its possible he was a jerk sometimes lol... i always viewed him as the "cool Tarantino who makes better movies"
(i just love desperado)
We don't discuss the acquisition of holy relics, that doesn't count
am never seen
theres a dude in the movie who has a rocket launcher made up to look like a guitar case and he strikes a cool pose every time he shoots it
, also danny trejo made his acting debut in that movie i'm pretty sure
i like money, lets me buy pizza, having less means less pizza, less pizza = sad
is that like tax rebate
Yeah 
Get a lawyer
For what, them doing what they're legally allowed to do?
to pay more money

FAAAAHHH
just for you i'm gonna give blizzard 5 bucks for the battle pass
i don't even want a single thing from it
Chat I'm gonna drop a crazy take
Goooood gooood spend that well earned money on point less things
I'm kinda excited for Marathon
Spend spend spend!
lol
The sport?
Marathon?
Bungie extraction shooter
this is why i say its a really terrible name for a game 
you can't even google it
put game at the end of it 
Dude why you gonna name it after something like a marathon
its so real
I can't run so
Deadass never heard of this either
The clap of my cheeks gives me away
Keep it that way ngl
The clap of your cheeks would alert the water boys at each station
least you'll give someone behind you to look forward to youknowwhatamsayin?
He makes a fair point
Gonna get first place cause everyone wants a peak
💔💔💔💔
i feel like unless marathon is like really really really good, its gonna be a bit late to the party and probably come out to a lack luster start trying to steal the audiences away from others in the genre
WAHHH
I do love stunning people with words
whats different about this one compared to other extraction shooters tho
Different voice actors
😌
Im excited for the console side of it, as it stands the only good console extraction shooter tru to its roots (except hunt) outside of arc raiders
I wanna go loot goblin
And I just c a n t
he's gobblin it
Exactly!
Gobblin that loot like a mind goblin
Hello person who's name starts with K
Hunt doing well still? 
What is hunt, never heard of this
Im severely out of the system with games
I enjoy doing some runs with my buddies
Hunt is a mainly pvp focused extraction shooter
Think there's a disscount on it so it got me thonking
but then again am not big on pvp atm
There's like basically nothing to loot but it's fun for the pvp
Yeah I wouldn't recommend if you don't pvp
yeah the gunplay is really nice
That's like 85% of the experience
i like pvp but not the type of pvp in most extraction shooters
Pvp is ngl the most frustrating type of games ever
People suck to play against
(Im bad at games)
im at that point where i just want competitiveness in pve but not against people 
i like playing against people because i learn faster by seeing someone else beating me than i do on my own
goompass
i still haven't played deathstranding 2 because i'm waiting for it to hit pc
but i love the first game
I havent beat one
i think its kojima's best game tbh
E
Is the server downed?
nice change of pace from all the other ones coming out
its got a great, if not very "kojima", story
probably, the first game had like 8 million cameos
with alot of them being deeper cuts because they were just people kojima liked 
its not super long tbh, unless you like... try to do the highway yourself or something
even if you don't over use the cars or ziplines late game its still pretty fast
think my bro cracked it at the time, would the game be better with online 
lol yeah probably
, but now adays if you do play online you might want to fiddle with the settings because the world gets pretty wonky with how much people have built over the years
like every spawn spot gets filled
no you can turn a setting on that will basically fix the whole problem and allow the good parts of online
like yelling "hello" to eachother and all peeing in the same place 
kind of, the highway is supposed to be a group effort but i've done a whole offline run where i farmed the whole thing myself... i wouldn't recommend its not bad just boring.
but it can help you by pre building bridges and stuff once you connect the region
but you basically always have to do 1 unconnected trip
huh, makes you wonder how t hat would have been it if was sort of like an mmo
it is a game about connections lol
be neat seeing other porters around doing their bizness 
you can at least press the hello button and people nearby will hear you and be able to respond with the button
or maybe they aren't nearby i don't know how it works 
but not see them right, its just something they hear
but it seems like you can find eachother by the sound
yeah just hear eachother like an echo
maybe, honestly you can literally ignore the highway and be fine if you don't want to build it
i mean if it was me id like building stuff
i think some of the more ambient things the online gives adds alot to the messaging but also i think the game stands on its own without the online
but if it gets to a point where its a bit grindy id at least like some help 
