general-chat

[twin dirge]

Cuz Gemini

[quaint moss]

honse

[somber stream]

Neigh

[lusty estuary]

hey grok

@ grok

[marsh iris]

year of the evil and intimidating horse

[lusty estuary]

what iz gemini

[twin dirge]

Her Alexa, what are characteristics of a Gemini cricket

[lusty estuary]

petuh

the horse is here

[quaint moss]

@ grok, kill my neighbor, and when i go into court ill say its ai footage

[lusty estuary]

@ mork

krump this git for me

[quaint moss]

gork and mork twitter.rom

[nimble salmon]

Fuh naw

[quaint moss]

Fuh naw (but blue)

[drowsy prawn]

These stuff goes deep and the rabbithole is bottomless
the normal zodiac sign people dabble with are like playing with lemonade compared to doing actual chemistry

[shy sandal]

apparently, they are very open and adapt well to social situations

[lusty estuary]

thank you gork

[nimble salmon]

What does lion mean?

[lusty estuary]

a lion is an animal

are you talking about leo

[quaint moss]

the animal that represents it is what i was asking ^-^

[nimble salmon]

Dawg the fuck?

[rough verge]

What

[quaint moss]

wha

[obtuse oak]

zodiacs don't describe the circumstances of people's birth, though. the relative position of the moon and the sun and the stars has no influence on human development.

[nimble salmon]

Huh

[obtuse oak]

if zodiacs were related to somebody's socioeconomic status or something then it'd be relevant

[nimble salmon]

The moon controls the water

[jaunty path]

It does if parents are fucking looney

[quaint moss]

unless the moon is 5ft from earth

might affect fishing season

[obtuse oak]

the water, yes, because the ocean is massive enough to interact with the moon's gravity field.

humans do not experience the moon's gravity in any way, let alone the sun or the distant stars

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-21566940

[rough verge]

Fake news!!1!

[marsh iris]

bill nye the science guy
bill bill bill bill bill

[nimble salmon]

But it controls the water though

[jaunty path]

Shouldn't have gru killed everyone stealing the moon

[jaunty path]

It slightly pulls on the water

[lusty estuary]

Gemini doesn't have a corresponding animal i think since its representing figure is the twins

[nimble salmon]

Maybe

[quaint moss]

ah neato

[obtuse oak]

zodiac signs represent constellations, not animals.

[jaunty path]

One way or another people fit into zodiacs

[nimble salmon]

So, all twins are animals

[quaint moss]

any time i hear someone talk about it, i think about thw skyrim lvl up tree

[rough verge]

teenage boy sass
"Omg youre SUCH an aries"

[marsh iris]

horusgalaxy copypasta?

[shy sandal]

I don't think whoever made these things thought about the average income of the household when determining their sign .

I meant more as in, people born in the year x share similar traits compared to people born in the year y. That's why i mentioned the chinese new years

[rough verge]

BT FAN

[jaunty path]

This is a joke, right

Right??

[nimble salmon]

Wokehammer 😂😂😭

[quaint moss]

me when i jamesbond burgered your mom last night

[lusty estuary]

wokehammer watch out for that guy

[rough verge]

Sorry. Youre not a sigma

[nimble salmon]

Guys let’s all Larp with them

[marsh iris]

sleephammer is where its at

[lusty estuary]

they're wiwtererally wuining wuhhummuh fourtea k with politics

[nimble salmon]

Larphammer 40K

[rough verge]

@ everyone boo this man

[somber stream]

Larptide

[jaunty path]

that was a joke right

?

[marsh iris]

idk ask that guy

[nimble salmon]

Bro deleted it 😭

[lusty estuary]

probably not

they had been typing that for awhile

[obtuse oak]

yeah chinese year stuff is different. but also similarly meaningless, since the way date of birth influences character traits is due to the prevalent culture and/or level of socioeconomic development in their country at the time of their childhood and not anything related to spirituality in any way.

it all just doesn't mean anything.

[jaunty path]

ok but aries is fitting for my father

[nimble salmon]

This year it’s year of the horse

[jaunty path]

it takes him running into a wall 5 times before he realizes something isn't working

[shy sandal]

What consooming hours of youtube warhammer lore slop does to a mf

[nimble salmon]

TikTok

Bro didn’t read a single book

[obtuse oak]

humans are animals, with bodies of blood and bone and minds made up of electricity and chemical processes, whose nature is determined by (epi)genetic factors and responses to human interaction and environmental stimuli. that's how you study and measure and quantify a man.

[shy sandal]

Kill all lore chuds

[marsh iris]

the rot indeed consumes

[nimble salmon]

So that means if you like humans you’re a zoophile

Because humans are animals

[shy sandal]

Bro read the first line amd nothing else 💔

[nimble salmon]

Yes

[rough verge]

I guess you could say all spirituality is meaningless

[quaint moss]

and thats why your mother is a whale laughs in french spy

[rough verge]

Even so. Its helped me go from a suicidal teenager to a decently adjusted adult

[shy sandal]

That's not for me to judge.

Sometimes that's the difference between someone spiraling into madness and finding purpose

As long as they don't act arrogant with their spirituality, i don't care tbh

[nimble salmon]

Yo guys anyone wanna play wokehammer with me and the femstodes?

[shy sandal]

Can't, I'm watching Fallwoke tomorrow with the boys to see Todd Howard and his evil plan to destroy all that is good and sacred of Fallout

[lusty estuary]

I think astrology in particular I have a hard time completely writing off because like it has meaning

[fierce cave]

Where's the gay

[lusty estuary]

it holds value in people's lives and I think the only issue is the way it's co-opted by certain people as the root cause of more complicated social issues

[worn halo]

Considering the stars move as much as they do contradictory to Astrology ... it makes about as much sense as swimming with crutches.

[lusty estuary]

that's such a scorpio thing to say...

[worn halo]

Take an Astronomy class ... 5 minutes in ... you'll see what I mean

[little marten]

Oh sweet mother please let me float in the pool of dreams a little longer

[somber stream]

Mom said it's mine turn in the pool

[little marten]

A twinkle in the eye, brightest light in the sky

[drowsy prawn]

People that dismiss a lot of things don't actually fully understand what exact is science and what science actually only says, to no fault of their own
Science is a discipline only for observing and predicting events based on past patterns; it's not a magical tool capable of figuring out why things are the way they are and what is or is not possible
Problem of Induction is the Achille's Heel of Empiricism

[obtuse oak]

people ascribe meaning to it, but there is no biological, physical or chemical basis for the claims that astrology makes about human beings. if it helps someone then great, it's just as meaningful as religion (which has a similar status as a physically unprovable system that makes claims about the nature of humans or reality)

[little marten]

Gemini mode 😈

[shy sandal]

Guys, should i delete my twitter?

[lusty estuary]

probably

[obtuse oak]

Yeah

[amber delta]

instead of making shit up about planets and stars astrology could have just focused on the one celestial body that actually affects us

[rare pulsar]

Delete all social media

[amber delta]

delete your phone

[somber stream]

Delete discord

[shy sandal]

Can't it's part of my job

[lusty estuary]

yeah mercury

[amber delta]

sell your computer

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

Errect a secret society in the forest

[marsh iris]

erectin a dispenser

[amber delta]

use the money gained from your PC sale to buy more 40k minis

[shy sandal]

There are no 40k minis where i live, i have to import them

[amber delta]

order 3rd party chinese recasts for fraction of the price

[shy sandal]

Skaven, why tf are you awake bro?

[lusty estuary]

buy a 3d printer but only for the purpose of churning out junk

[sleek harness]

Because

[shy sandal]

I'll start selling those plastic dragons everyone makes

[amber delta]

those are silicon

oh, you dont mean the sex toys my bad

[lusty estuary]

is everyone making bad dragon toys now

maybe that is a market the 3d printer flea market people aren't cornering

[somber stream]

Recast bad dragon is crazy

[shy sandal]

I think the only places that realistically could have 40k stuff in stock are SP and RJ, and i don't live in either of those

[sleek harness]

I am going to make random bullshit made out of dough and call it a unpainted nurgle blob to sell on EBay

[shy sandal]

People play a lot of card games here though

[sleek harness]

Who

[lusty estuary]

name one card game

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhh

Pokemon

[lusty estuary]

what is that

[shy sandal]

Magic the Gathering

It's all people play here

[sleek harness]

That one franchise about the chinese yellow rat

[urban dove]

I appeared at the wrong time and thought you meant 40k bad dragons

[jaunty path]

Pokymin!

[rough verge]

Clash royal

[sleek harness]

You know I would rather prefer to read a book than play with paper

[lusty estuary]

games workshop get on this

[somber stream]

Is it notoriously known for women only or are there stuff for men as well?

[sleek harness]

Missus what the fuck are doing awake

It's 6 am

Go to sleep

[jaunty path]

Ur mom

[shy sandal]

I'd rather play d&d but mfs only want to play T20 and VTM

[sleek harness]

Imagine thinking I have one

[lusty estuary]

good.

[jaunty path]

You came from somewhere

[sleek harness]

I came from my dad

If you get it

[lusty estuary]

the world of darkness ttrpg line are the only ttrpgs in the world except for the ones I don't like

[shy sandal]

You haven't seen VTM larpers here bro

They take it too seriously

There's also OP, which is just Costco value Call of Cthulhu

[lusty estuary]

VTM larpers are bad everywhere but that's just because historically white wolf encouraged a really bizarre style of play

[nimble salmon]

FNV larp is real

[sleek harness]

Random fact
Did you know that space marines can get the memories of what they eat

[rare pulsar]

Only some

As far as i know

[nimble salmon]

Played a pretty big role in one of the Ventris books

[lusty estuary]

WOD in general is a setting that leans towards grittier ground stories rooted in politics and the tackling of rough social issues and VTM probably more so but white wolf's examples of that would usually amount to "MAKE YOUR VAMPIRE A PEDOPHILE"

[sleek harness]

When space marines hit 18 they are forced to get implants, which also include that

[shy sandal]

Brazil has its own TTRPGs, but they go from mid do God Awful Trash

[sleek harness]

Which is

[shy sandal]

Mid: Tormenta 20

God Awful: Ordem Paranormal

[lusty estuary]

lynxie was telling me about that one

ordem paranormal

[little marten]

BRASSSSSILLLIAAAAA 🇧🇷

[lusty estuary]

@round mica

[sleek harness]

Why is Ordem Paranormal bad

[amber delta]

its not bad its god awful

cant you read

[sleek harness]

In summary

Bad

[shy sandal]

It is legit just Tormenta 20 but poorly adapted because Jambo is greedy asf and couldn't even correct typos and legit copy and pastes from T20

It was legit an awful release

[sleek harness]

The game?

[shy sandal]

Yeah, they copies text from T20 and forgot to correct it for OP in the first edition of the game. And still charged full price for the book

Like, come on man

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

Would I be insane to say that I was paying more attention to my fingers than to you

Like

They are so cool

[little marten]

Nice fingers I guess

[ripe tangle]

it's nice to have all fingers attached.

unlike SOME people.

[marsh iris]

i love my fingers

[sleek harness]

Like my left hand thumb can go back further than my right hand thumb

My right fingers can get stuck on itself

So it makes it look like claws

[ripe tangle]

MUTANT!

[little marten]

That’ll be the inbreeding

[sleek harness]

No Lucia, its called being born with body disability

Or ability actually

[lusty estuary]

we have enough licensed modiphius d20 ttrpg releases to keep you fed for your entire life

[ripe tangle]

Only weird thing I have going on my hands is I have a wart that when I remove from one finger it magically appears on another, but I only ever have one at a time.

[little marten]

I have stigmata mole

[ripe tangle]

it's more annoying than anything

[little marten]

And a dart scar in the same place on the other palm

I BEAR HIS WOUNDS 🙏

[sleek harness]

Are we going to say weird shit that our bodys can do now?

[ripe tangle]

NG, is this Blasphemy?

[sleek harness]

Alright

[little marten]

Very true

[shy sandal]

And since it's just t20 adapted to Cellbit's setting. It also has the same problems

Scaling, powercreep and unbalanced abilities out of the wazoo

[sleek harness]

I have kept this a secret from everyone but I might be able to see the future

[little marten]

Vin diesel gets to wear a crucifix so I get stigmata

[ripe tangle]

it's 4 in the morning, should I sleep?

I'm tired.

[little marten]

You an oracle from minority report sitting in your big vat of pickle juice

[jaunty path]

You got work don't you?

[ripe tangle]

yeah eventually

in like 13 hours or so

[sleek harness]

What does that even mean

[little marten]

What the movie

[sleek harness]

Lucia go to sleep hag

Or not actually

[little marten]

Watch

[shy sandal]

I don't have much to complain about the setting, the ttrpg game though, that's another story completely

[ripe tangle]

I kinda want to sleep

[sleek harness]

You aren't losing anything from not sleeping with your age

30000 years old

[jaunty path]

Whats stopping you?

[ripe tangle]

I'm not 30000 years old

[ripe tangle]

nothing

[jaunty path]

Take advantage of the 13 hours you have to sleep

[jaunty path]

Is it fear of being alone with your own thoughts after you turn off the screen

[little marten]

lol

Dark

Just think about boobs

[jaunty path]

i think about worse

butts.

[ripe tangle]

no, my thoughts are fine...

[sleek harness]

Old people awalys lie

[ripe tangle]

I'm not that old though

or am I?

[sleek harness]

You are

[ripe tangle]

I'm over 300 afterall...

is that old?

[sleek harness]

3000 years old

Take it or leave it

[ripe tangle]

-_-

[jaunty path]

in relativity to other things

maybe

you're older than a space marine

and younger than one

and much younger than a dreadnought

[ripe tangle]

how old are most Space Marines?

[sleek harness]

Titus is 300

[jaunty path]

and probably older than one

[twin flower]

How old are sisters of battles?

[sleek harness]

Same thing I think

[twin flower]

Hags

[jaunty path]

Your oldest SoB is working at a starbucks most likely

[shy sandal]

Prolly same as regular humans no?

[twin flower]

Arent they augmented tho

[amber delta]

no

[twin flower]

Prolly not as heavily as space marines but its there

[sleek harness]

No wonder most are actually bald

[twin flower]

Really? How come theyre taller than regular humans

[shy sandal]

They are tech augmented, not biologically

[shy sandal]

Power armor

[amber delta]

power armor makes them taller

[twin flower]

got them power heels

[ripe tangle]

Sisters of Battle start their training at 10 but become initiates somewhere in their later teens and early 20s, they typically have normal human lifespans but most die in duty typically within the first 3 decades or so of service

[sleek harness]

Are space marines 7 foot tall

[ripe tangle]

so the majority of SoBs you meet will probably be between 25-40

[twin flower]

Why'd you say you were 300

[ripe tangle]

not all, just the majority

[ripe tangle]

it's a recurring joke

[twin flower]

So you are a vampire 🤔

[sleek harness]

The majority die before becoming hags

What a shame

[twin flower]

Nah, its your vampirism

Confirmed

[shy sandal]

I think so. I don't know the freaky size system, only metric

[sleek harness]

You know what that means? Helldivers are the same size as Space Marines

Though I think 7 foot tall are the smallest Space Marines

Most are like

8 to 9 foot tall

[civic otter]

7.5-8 feet tall is de facto firstborn height usually

But we do have exceptions

[twin flower]

Arent Primaris seen as being taller as well yeah

[amber delta]

what is primaris

[ripe tangle]

heh, are normal humans crotch/ass height of a Primaris?

[twin flower]

New type of space marines that dont need gene seeds from there primarch

[ripe tangle]

inquiring minds are curious

[civic otter]

Primaris?

Brother

We're in 7th edition

There are no primaris

[sleek harness]

I believe astrates have very small asses

[twin flower]

Cope

[amber delta]

sounds made up

[jaunty path]

What do yall think about animal crossing as a game

[amber delta]

friendslop

[civic otter]

Corporate shill

[twin flower]

Its casual ig

[ripe tangle]

it's okay, kinda boring after a while

[shy sandal]

Nah, they have sturdy ones to run real fast

[sleek harness]

I like the creepypasta

[ripe tangle]

fun with friends, boring by yourself

imo anyway

[sleek harness]

Asses hard as steel

[ripe tangle]

that being said I played it during the pandemic alot

[sleek harness]

[shy sandal]

It's like sonic. It attracts children and the neurodivergent

[twin flower]

neurodivergent?

[amber delta]

autists

[shy sandal]

Autistic, Adhd people, anyone with a mental condition

[ripe tangle]

not all Neurodivergent people have Autism

[twin flower]

Is that.. good?

[sleek harness]

I remember this one time where someone posted a picture of their Animal Crossing character on Twitter and they started getting hate because their character were supposedly using a black person type of hair while being white

[twin flower]

Can't people just have things nowadays lmao

[shy sandal]

Unemployment moment

[ripe tangle]

that's a dumb reason to gain hate but okay

[amber delta]

yes the infamous animal crossing space buns

[jaunty path]

oh

the afro buns shit

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Exactly

[jaunty path]

jesus christ lmao

[amber delta]

gatekeeping hairstyles is wild

[shy sandal]

Idk, it's just a word people use to describe anyone who doesn't have a brain that works like a "neuro-typical" brain. Aka, regular person

[light heron]

Haters're lame as Hell.

[jaunty path]

diverge means to spread away from the norm

in other words

[sleek harness]

And most of all in a children's game

[jaunty path]

neurodivegent ppls brains are shaped differently

[sleek harness]

What a shame

[jaunty path]

causing them to well, be different

[shy sandal]

I guess it's a way to say "not normal" in a way where it doesn't sound fucked up

[sleek harness]

Not common

[fiery wave]

Like, it's hair, you can literally style it to whatever with enough time.

[sleek harness]

There fixed it

[ripe tangle]

what if I secretly have the brain of a magpie in a human's skull

and it bounces around like a tennis ball in there

[shy sandal]

That works too

[sleek harness]

Does it even fit

[twin flower]

neurodi'birb'gent

[light heron]

I'd rattle you like a maraca.
It'd be fun!

[ripe tangle]

You do that and I'll throttle you

[shy sandal]

Idk if Bipolar fall under neurodivergent or if it's an illness

[light heron]

You did ask 'what if,' boss.

[ripe tangle]

nah my brain bounces around in my skull kinda like, you ever see those old screensavers from the early 2000s?

[sleek harness]

Old

[ripe tangle]

where there's just an object slowly bouncing around

[sleek harness]

You mean that one thing from the thing on TV

[ripe tangle]

yes that thing

it's colorful

[sleek harness]

Cool thing

[ripe tangle]

and bounces all over the screen

[twin flower]

you get a neuron if it perfectly hits the corner

[shy sandal]

Mine has a switch where it changes between grunge emo music and white girl music once every week

[light heron]

Oooh.
Then I'd be hypnotized.
And cheer with every corner it hits.
(It's all corners.)

[sleek harness]

10 neurons per week

[twin flower]

if youre lucky

[shy sandal]

Imma go play the game everyone slanders now, bye 👋

[sleek harness]

We could also do math and discoverer the chances

Laball

[timber elk]

he rushes in holding a sandwich guys look what I- he runs in too fast and trips. Falling over and the sandwich coming apart

[sleek harness]

Laball

[timber elk]

sniffs

[sleek harness]

LABALL

[timber elk]

Yes…?

[twin flower]

quick, 5 second rule

[light heron]

DIBS!

[sleek harness]

I forgot

[timber elk]

…..sniffs

[sleek harness]

I love Meet the Sandwich

Like

It's the only trailer that implies that the mercenaries bleed

[light heron]

What about Meet the Medic??

[timber elk]

grabs a warp stone rock and walks over to the skaven before repeatedly bonking him over the head

[twin flower]

arent the other ones just showing them being clobbered in some ways as well tho

[sleek harness]

Because Heavy fucking broke Scouts spine

[sleek harness]

Boring

[sleek harness]

I dropped that shit

I am clean

[light heron]

:I

[twin flower]

for how long?

[sleek harness]

Well I said implies

[timber elk]

Doesn’t matter if you dropped it if I’m bonking you with it>:[

[sleek harness]

Scout implies that Heavy took all of his bood

Blood

[timber elk]

You probably schemed having me drop my sandwich

[sleek harness]

I did

[timber elk]

But why

[rough verge]

Morning chat

[sleek harness]

Guess

I am bored of responding

[timber elk]

Oh

[rough verge]

Dayum

[twin flower]

le skink

[rough verge]

🙀

[fiery wave]

He's a scheming rat, what else?

[sleek harness]

Why haven't Laball guessed

[arctic shoal]

🐀

[marsh iris]

rats

[amber delta]

[marsh iris]

[atomic terrace]

IS there a way to stop joining ongoing games?

Trying to do penances and joining ongoing games isn't counting for them, very annoying.

[twilit garnet]

hey fatshark maybe spend some money and fix THE LAG that ruins your aweome game

[fiery wave]

Play with others to run private or play solo on a dead server.

[atomic terrace]

Yea, so no real solutions

#sad

My friends are not enough serious for specific penances, lol

[modern bobcat]

How dark are the tidings this day

[marsh iris]

friends huh

[long sigil]

i want steal darktide fisrt person arm motion

[fiery wave]

Could just LFG.

[long sigil]

but steal is bad

[orchid lynx]

Its good against big company

Hello Karien

[long sigil]

I feel it again, my dad's personality is exactly like Victor Saltzfire's.

translate is did little weird

my father

So every time I play Victor Saltzfire in Vermintide 2, it feels weird.

[acoustic pebble]

I just want to Scum

A lot

[timber elk]

Ew

[rain idol]

Does FS seriously take this long to say anything? no announcements or anything? I can get better communication by using smoke signals to transmit a message from Norway to Japan

[stark bobcat]

[timber elk]

Hi. My name is Lamball and welcome to this shithole we call darktide

[urban dove]

The pigeon with my support ticket left not too long ago, hopefully it returns bearing good tidings

[stuck wasp]

It's regular, they seldom communicate other than on patches

Support is usually quite fast though

[rain idol]

Hi lamball I’m Alonso Quixana happy to be here

[tacit geode]

The CM is on holiday

[twin flower]

I think I heard some guy said it took 3 years to even add a map

[prisma cypress]

Woke up from a nap because in my dream it come wit eggroll started playing

[rain idol]

Must be on one of them Swedish holidays so we’re never seeing them again

Hmmmm nothing else to do but wait, I guess

[tacit geode]

Nah FS is back quickpaw is just still off

A guy in my work did that he took all his PTO at the start of the year

[jaunty path]

skibidi

[prisma cypress]

Eat this woman

[stuck wasp]

Biggest time laps has been between Grim Protocol and No Mans land, that is purely cause people don't count the Mortis maps

[jaunty path]

Skibidi.

I like that cat

post the hand emote of that cat

[quaint moss]

men

[prisma cypress]

[quaint moss]

car

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/lerolero-itswill-do-this-dance-cat-hands-dance-gif-15634157831569175603

i meant this tbh

[jaunty path]

this is also good

[rough verge]

Preg

[inland mantle]

Mmm 7 pixels

[thick coyote]

I'm going to click this suspicious link

🗣️

[amber delta]

I preordered entire stock of femstodes

and I will build them all as men

total chudhammer victory

[thick coyote]

Singlehandedly making the numbers go up

[charred furnace]

what is the stim labs?

[formal obsidian]

Are the servers this fd for everyone or is it just my internet?

[dire nymph]

What is the arbites role in team ?

[urban dove]

Kill things dont die

[thick coyote]

None

Jokes aside

You're Frontline stagger tank

Dog throwing

[inland mantle]

Knock off ogryn with no rocks

[thick coyote]

You're mid as hell

But the dog is cool

[urban dove]

You get to rp a big twitch streamer and shock collar your dog to stagger monstrosities

[inland mantle]

Got broken ass shock mines tho

[elder merlin]

A place to get stimms that were made in a lab

[inland mantle]

[long sigil]

no balance patch and no new things

[elder merlin]

[long sigil]

fat shark died?

[urban dove]

Nothing ever happens

[dire nymph]

How are Arbites damage against Crusher and Bosses ?

[elder merlin]

You expect new stuff?

[thick coyote]

Bosses ok
Crushers no damage

[inland mantle]

Depending on build good

[thick coyote]

💀

[thick coyote]

Vacations

[inland mantle]

Nothing crazy

[elder merlin]

I wouldnt expect anything new til atleast March or April, i feel like that is when next class will come

[long sigil]

damn fat sharker

[dire nymph]

What are tools against crushers ?

[urban dove]

Arbites low skill floor low skill ceiling

Hive scum higher than average skill floor and skill ceiling

[thick coyote]

All the other classes can 1 shot crushers
Arby's needs 6 or 7 hits

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[elder merlin]

[inland mantle]

The arby shock maul, axes, crusher can do decent damage to them the class just lacks any good rending talents to be super good at clearing armor lines

[dire nymph]

Thanks !

[long sigil]

i just hope fat shark rework weapon blessing

[amber delta]

arbites is stagger machine

[long sigil]

but they not do even small things

[amber delta]

high impact, break the line, shock mine, remote detonation, you can control entire field single handedly

[tight heath]

Fuck man

I have an 8 am tomorrow

[long sigil]

huh

[tight heath]

It’s officially joeover

[tight heath]

College

[long sigil]

nice

[grand terrace]

whats the lua heap thing again? that u put in launch

[inland mantle]

--lua-heap-mb-size 2048

[grand terrace]

and i put it in launch options?

[inland mantle]

Yea

[grand terrace]

ok tyvm

[twin flower]

what does that do

[arctic tapir]

Love being out here using Autopistol on Zealot in Damnation missions

[grand terrace]

thought that was bannable

[arctic tapir]

Tbf, I am drainbamage

(and mostly use my melee anyway lmao)

[sand flume]

Yeah yeah, what about a quick hotfix so at least I can finish the Arbites penaces and not have a fucking masteries bugged on my shredder autopistol

[grand terrace]

the ingame mods are prolly as inactive as the devs so you're prolly fine

this game is basically end-of-support anyway

[twin flower]

I mean.. I wouldnt go that far

[sand flume]

bro is ragebaiting

[elder merlin]

How about you eat @long sigil's shorts?

[grand terrace]

am i? how long has the game had a memory leak bug (critical bug btw, any game studio would get on that asap)

how long has it had the invuln dodge bug

[inland mantle]

More or less increases the time before a memory leak crash from mods to like 6 hrs depending on your mods

[grand terrace]

or bursters making no sound or not being pushed

or any of the other bugs on the bug pile

[sand flume]

man I'm incompetent at work but it doesn't mean I'm leaving anytime soon

same shit

[twin flower]

Oh, I dont use mods

[inland mantle]

Dont need it then

[sand flume]

they have 10k daily playerbase and shitty fomo shop is actually making money I guess

or else they would have changed it

[grand terrace]

changed what?

the shop?

it can be shit and they dont change it because the game is eos

[sand flume]

by your logic the game is end of service since day one since it's been bugged as hell even at lauch

[grand terrace]

just like finding groups in havoc is shit

[sand flume]

bro need friends to play with

[twin flower]

real

[grand terrace]

good one

[sand flume]

friend solve issues sah

[twin flower]

I mean I do havocs as a rando i get along fine

[surreal ermine]

considering vt2 is still getting content to this day and we know they have more dlc characters in the works i highly doubt this game is anywhere near eos
it sounds like youre just mad about havoc lmao

[twin flower]

wouldnt end of service mean the game is actually being shut down tho

i wouldnt call it that honestly

[grand terrace]

no

it just means they arent updating or fixing

[sand flume]

actually a huge amount of the player base is just playing damnation actually

[twin flower]

they do update tho, theyre just doing it on their time

[grand terrace]

that has nothing to do if game is eos or not

[twin flower]

youre the one calling it eos tho fym

[grand terrace]

talking to rfb

[twin flower]

still think you misunderstand what eos actually means for games

[tranquil jay]

hello varlets

[sand flume]

it has acchually, the player base is a bit splitted between thoses stuck to damnation and our great pro havoc 40 player

[feral vessel]

Welcome back, Hadron Collider.

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

help how do i write a cult that worships machines without just making the cult mechanicus

[tranquil jay]

mechanibus

[twin flower]

does it have AI

[sand flume]

machanifus

[thick coyote]

You make them competent

[feral vessel]

no

[tranquil jay]

name it - cult that worships the machine but is NOT the mechanicus

[feral vessel]

ai is a big nono for most spiritualists

At least, based on some basic sense.

[twin flower]

le machine spirit

[feral vessel]

belief in god and AI rarely go together, I think

[delicate vapor]

[sand flume]

but what if god is actually an AI

[thick coyote]

Also make them listen to Machinae Supremacy 24/7

[feral vessel]

unless you refer to those facebook ai gen images of jesus

made out of shrimp

[twin flower]

is it 40k related

[feral vessel]

nay

[twin flower]

ah

[feral vessel]

i am making a super ultra oppressive totalitarian regime

but it is, unfortunately, not the imperium

[sand flume]

call it america

[feral vessel]

'galactic accord' sounds american enough

[feral vessel]

unlike the imperium it's managing to stay whole despite the fact that the buraucracy is dependent on A) armies of minimum wage clerks and B) AI that require entire oceans worth of water to work at maximum capacity

[thick coyote]

Just make them competent
No need to recite an 8 hours liturgy just to change blinker fluid

[twin flower]

I thought they stopped using AI

Imperium that is

[feral vessel]

STCs

Are basically AI, as far as the implications are concerned.

Most Voidships also have AI installed on them.

And most cogitators.

It's just justified as machine spirits.

[lusty estuary]

the imperium makes use of AI but they don't really acknowledge to themselves that they do

both because of hypocrisy and also because they just don't understand a lot of things that would otherwise just be AI as AI

[twin flower]

Huh, I thought it was mostly purged due to DAoT

[feral vessel]

games workshop is anti AI by the way

[lusty estuary]

what did weird al do?

[tranquil jay]

: O

[feral vessel]

Al or AI?

is there an L or a I.

[low blade]

There is a difference between AI and "If:Then" coding for the record

[twin flower]

Didnt they just mention they dont want anything to do with it for their art etc

[thick coyote]

A lot of things

[feral vessel]

E-yep.

[woeful hare]

sounds like heresy to me

[thick coyote]

Mostly bangers though

[feral vessel]

Oh hey look general chat is alive again.

[lusty estuary]

he was a very prolific musician this is true a lot of things were done in his time

[twin flower]

was it true they also retconned femtodes because of backlash lmao

[inland mantle]

Damn

[fiery wave]

Totally not AI.

[lusty estuary]

i just got home from work so now i can sit on my butt and slap mud all day

[feral vessel]

like a week back they released images of femstodes minis on their instagram

I don't think so.

[inland mantle]

Mmm money

[thick coyote]

Mostly bangers

[feral vessel]

'OH NO MY CUSTODES HAS AN ENTIRELY OPTIONAL FEMALE HEAD'

[tranquil jay]

do mechanicus drink coffee

[twin flower]

Like the more recent ones?

[feral vessel]

It's called Recaf, and no, they don't.

[twin flower]

I just heard it from a friend who hangs around that corner of 40k discords lmao

[sand flume]

average 40k tabletop player btw

[fiery wave]

Oh? Did a portion of the fandom literally raged as hard as the angy mahreens?

[feral vessel]

Mostly space king gifs in the comments or the sort, myes.

(they can't tell that space king is supposed to be a parody of 40k)

[lusty estuary]

most of them drink or eat a kind of nutrient slurry if they're not able to subsist off of electrical energy like a lot of servitors

RECAF is mostly for the normal people who don't replace their stomachs with microwaves

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[fiery wave]

Oh. So raging to max.

[twin flower]

the techpriest stole my toaster help

[sand flume]

WD40 acchually

[feral vessel]

most nutritious mechanicus cuisine is nuts and bolts

[lusty estuary]

turn peeenis into robot

[long sigil]

wtf

[thick coyote]

Hammer barbecue

[feral vessel]

actually don't Biologis still have to eat relatively normally.

[twin flower]

bro just getting caught in the crossfire lmao

[feral vessel]

Those are the guys that wanna make flesh good instead of turning to cybernetics, right?

[inland mantle]

Pine cone jam

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

saw a biologis mini with a pet 'gaunt once

[thick coyote]

Bodybuilders but 40k

[feral vessel]

a very pale white gaunt for some reason

[nimble salmon]

BBQ hammers?

[pure quail]

someone mentioned bbq?

[lusty estuary]

biologis hermiatus save us

[inland mantle]

Good way of getting your iron

[nimble salmon]

I already got big iron

[inland mantle]

[lusty estuary]

biologis hermiatus is the funniest character on necromunda barring maybe the really fat guy who just loves cooking

[surreal ermine]

this is why i hit space marine enjoyers in the head with a big rock

[sand flume]

a friendly one?

[lusty estuary]

the genestealer cult loved him so much they remade him after he got killed for tech heresy

[twin flower]

huh

is that a gun on his gaunts tail lmao

[nimble salmon]

I do like dark angels though

Only chapter I like

[twin flower]

They got an interesting lore

Aside from the whole "Fallen?!" niche they got lmao

[nimble salmon]

And the fanbase aren’t complete dipshit bigots

[lusty estuary]

wardens please turn on image perms only for me so i can send pictures of all of the really cool necromunda minis

[feral vessel]

Fallen Angels or Dark Angels?

[twin flower]

Dank Angels

[feral vessel]

Or are we just talking about the 1st Legion.

[twin flower]

1st legion

[feral vessel]

i have a book on those fellas

[arctic escarp]

someone said Crip Angels once 😭

[sand flume]

I like the BT but I don't like our fanbase................

[twin flower]

Were you thinking of actual angels?

[feral vessel]

No, Fallen Angels is the name of a novel, about the Dark Angels.

like one of the bajillion fluff books in the Horus Heresy.

[nimble salmon]

80% of SM fanbase are larpers

[twin flower]

Ahh

[sand flume]

reel af

[twin flower]

I only know Descent of Angels, and the Son of the forest

[feral vessel]

syndrome

It should be named.

Toxic masculinity induced LARPing disorder?

[sand flume]

Idgaf all my BT are females under the armour now what 💯

[twin flower]

I keep seeing that

[feral vessel]

please owlcat let me romance the inquisitorial interrogator as a male rogue trader

[twin flower]

Were GW actually thinking of fem space marines?

I dont have anything against it just curious

[feral vessel]

'Only men will have my seed'

[twin flower]

I dont wann get jumped

[feral vessel]

You wouldn't be able to tell the fucking difference anyways under that armour.

[sand flume]

yeah

[twin flower]

Still tho, were they?

[obtuse oak]

they purged the men of iron and other types of "abominable intelligence" that turned on them

[surreal ermine]

space marines reproduce via mpreg

[feral vessel]

No, space marines are literally only male.

Except that one Word Bearer named Aurora, that's supposedly a she (allegedly)

[thick coyote]

Ayo this person like Henrix

[obtuse oak]

the "machine spirits" that the imperium still uses are more advanced than they realise, but they are not AI of the kind that turned on humanity during the age of strife

[lusty estuary]

the black templars are a legitimately compelling and comical chapter only made the worst chapter ever by the fact that everyone who talks about how cool the real life crusades were flock to them

[tranquil jay]

i hope romance in rogue trader required some sort of effort than a regular speech check

[feral vessel]

Do you have an issue with that?

[twin flower]

I mean.. ik, but I just keep seeing topics come up every now and then about fem marines but idk the whole picture

[obtuse oak]

there are no female marines

[thick coyote]

Yes
It's Heinrix

[lusty estuary]

i think how fucked their logistics are is hilarious

[feral vessel]

He sent away the mean knife-eared bitch.

Friend.

[obtuse oak]

people sometimes make homebrew female marine minis or chapters but in the lore they are all men. unlike the custodes, who can also be women.

[thick coyote]

I benched Heinrix at every opportunity

[feral vessel]

being able to hand over 'undesirables' to Heinrix is the funniest part about rogue trader

[timber elk]

Which doesn’t make sense

[feral vessel]

like you can just send idira off

[thick coyote]

Except the missions were I couldn't bench him

[feral vessel]

after lugging her around for the entirety of the first chapter

[lusty estuary]

they have a chapter monastery on every planet they conquer that has to have an apothecary and a chaplain. the latter is normal the former is fucking ridiculous if you consider how many planets they've personally conquered

[twin flower]

whcih one, femtodes? or female spehs marines

[nimble salmon]

But there are female custodes

[lusty estuary]

it would imply they have thousands of apothacaries who just sweep the floors all day

[thick coyote]

Isn't there an achievement as well

[sand flume]

There is what you makes. You can make dog space marines if you want

[feral vessel]

Custodes are supposed to be just like, peak physique/mentality humans.

[timber elk]

I don’t know. Both sound cool but are poorly executed.

[feral vessel]

Space marines are, by all intents, actual mutants.

Not a SoB fan by the way.

[turbid jungle]

I HATE DARKTIDE RAAAAAGH

[twin flower]

40k in a nutshell my guy

[sand flume]

safest job of the imperium btw

[nimble salmon]

That’s what they are, male and female, except they aren’t because they’re not normal humans lol

[turbid jungle]

How do people progress to damnation without learning you can shove poxbursters

[obtuse oak]

nothing in 40k really makes sense if you think about it too hard. in this case, it's explained by being different processes that create them. the gene-alchemy that produces custodes is way more advanced and a closely-guarded secret of the imperial laboratories underneath the himalaya mountains, while the process of producing space marines is recreated by a thousand different chapters across the galaxy.

[obtuse oak]

custodes are way further from baseline human than space marines are

[lusty estuary]

i mean i'm sure whatever resistance groups have formed on the planets they take over still take pot shots at them every day but that is light work no reaction

[low blade]

So sorry to hear I hope they find a cure for whatever caused that

[turbid jungle]

These CLOWNS have the mental processing power of a pack of mentos

[feral vessel]

huh

[timber elk]

I’m pretty there are 1000s of different ways of introducing female warriors instead of “oh they always been there”

[feral vessel]

I mean I guess.

[timber elk]

Like just make a female versions of custodes called “shield maidens”

[sand flume]

who cares

[thick coyote]

Thinking about 40k logically is like thinking about a bumblebee logically

[timber elk]

Apparently this community

[turbid jungle]

I mean they HAVE always been thers

[fallow ore]

Pretty sure they used to be a thing wayys back

[lusty estuary]

well i mean

[turbid jungle]

So why would they change that suddenly

[lusty estuary]

they have always been there is literally the best possible way to introduce them

[amber delta]

I actually care about lore being good and thought out, might be hot take tho idk

[feral vessel]

I heard about that. Apparently they didn't sell well because the hobby was dominated by middle-aged, nerdy white men.

[nimble salmon]

They have never taken their helmets off, plus many custodess don’t talk, so… yeah they were always there

[lusty estuary]

because it also just makes sense

[sand flume]

that how you spot dumb fucks. Thoses who are offended when you tell them female are part of the humanity as well as male lol

[turbid jungle]

Never ever does it state that custodes are all male as far as the books and lore ive read

[twin flower]

idk, they just re-write so many things its hard to keep track of whats actually there or not

[feral vessel]

Something something ten thousand sons?

[amber delta]

yes there were some proto female marines back when GW was making their stuff in a garage, they got pulled out of production very fast

[fallow ore]

Ye

[obtuse oak]

I think I agree with the sentiment that space marines are mutants in the sense that the process that produces them is way more 'crude', in a sense. we dont know a lot about the custodes gene-alchemy creation process but it appears to be way more refined and advanced. one was meant for mass-production, striking a balance between quick and dirty mass production and stable results (thunder warriors leaned further towards quick and dirty mass production iirc but they were unstable and had to be destroyed)

[turbid jungle]

Also it literally doesnt matter since all good custodes models have helmets anyway

[obtuse oak]

each custodes is effectivey one of a kind

[fallow ore]

One of the many charms of 40k tbh

[low blade]

Fem Space Marined existed before Space Marines were Astartes, so its entirely meaningless to current lore. We also had Half-Eldar Space Marines in Rogue Trader

[obtuse oak]

hand-sculpted to perfection by the best gene-alchemists in the entire imperium

[nimble salmon]

Never played against t‘au, eh?

[timber elk]

Look all im saying there’s probably better ways of writing good female warriors instead of taking the lazy route and saying “oh they always existed”

[twin flower]

Never played the tabletop

[low blade]

Astartes are not the best super soldier the Imperium can make, its the best they can mass produce

[nimble salmon]

Because you said reroll

[timber elk]

Trust me. The writers of wonder women gave me ptsd with how dog shit they write her sometimes

[obtuse oak]

yeah, exactly.

[feral vessel]

I don't enjoy being tickled by railgun fire while the fuckers keep running away.

[fallow ore]

Yea exactly, it existed before the primarchs were even thought of im pretty sure

[low blade]

Play Necromunda

[low blade]

Leman Russ was just A guy

[feral vessel]

in the words of the emprah:
"ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL."

[twin flower]

waz dat

[nimble salmon]

Tickled is funny, I popped a land raider turn one using a riptide

[feral vessel]

Tickled in the sense that it's about as irritating as a tickle.

Maybe more like being stung by a horde of bees.

[timber elk]

Lemen Russ. The guy.

[amber delta]

rogue trader edition was a prototype and looking at it for consistency is meaningless, the core 40k lore started later

[obtuse oak]

I think it's fine to do that kind of retcon for a faction that hasnt been fully established for very long. custodes weren't even playable when i first got into 40k. they're working out the kinks and fleshing them out as they go along, and i think it's a smart move to say "you know what? let's say they can be female too while the iron is still hot"

[nimble salmon]

Or I shot dead half the necron army in a single turn

[obtuse oak]

doesnt have to be more complicated than that

[molten charm]

did they come up with the tank first?

[tired compass]

wait, why the average player skill went into the dumbster? is there a sale somewhere atm? just saw three players die to a dh

[thick coyote]

"Space Marines are just military grade custodes" 🔥

[sand flume]

they should have existed since the start, It's not the case because thoses who initialy write it are misogynist men
next time include the other 50% of the population from the start and don't complain

[feral vessel]

old 40k was somehow less grimdark than current day 40k

[tranquil jay]

it was for a long time

[low blade]

Its peak. Its a skirmish game set on the Hive World of Necromunda, with the funnest rules, minis, and lore. Its an open secret its where all the oldheads at GW work so its all industry veterans making peak. Its got incredible amounts of SOUL

[lusty estuary]

i'm just confused by this thought process because in the context of the custodes what is the better way to 'introduce' them

[feral vessel]

I actually like 90s 40k.

It had a vibe.

[obtuse oak]

in fact, i think it is far superior to just do a "lazy" but super simple retcon than to overcomplicate things with a lore excuse just to justify a new miniature range

cough primaris marines cough

[tranquil jay]

play space hulk

[nimble salmon]

Tickled would be the pulse or missiles, a railgun is a goddamn Gut punch

[timber elk]

I agree with that but I also love good world building is all.

[tranquil jay]

necromunda is dead i think?

[low blade]

Thr factions are mostly gangers

[twin flower]

I mean I wouldnt mind, but I dont know any peeps to teach me any of the tabletop

[feral vessel]

so belisarius cawl sat down one day and had a funny idea

[twin flower]

Looking into TTS but hadnt found the time

[amber delta]

no, I like my warhammer with 0 women in it like it currently is

[obtuse oak]

the coolest ogryn mini of all time is a necromunda mini

[tranquil jay]

32 players

[low blade]

Couldnt be more wrong if you tried but saying to place Space Hulk first is a tell this is bait

[tranquil jay]

in the last 24hrs

[timber elk]

“WATCH THIS SHIT GIRLYMAN” snorts spade oil crack and creates new versions of astartes

[twin flower]

Is it that guy called Lugrun

[sand flume]

I get it, the world was sadly built wrong and got partially fixed with this simple change

[tranquil jay]

no i think space hulk is interesting

[obtuse oak]

hell yeah my guy

[sand flume]

we can learn from that

[tranquil jay]

just very bad development process

[nimble salmon]

But I bet if you like 40K with men in it you like them in you as well

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[low blade]

Wait are you talking about the VIDEO GAME of Necromunda???

[twin flower]

FS should give Ogryns that hook reeeeee

[feral vessel]

Seth here?

[amber delta]

yeah I don't have sex with women because I don't like them

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, Sseth is smarter than me

[nimble salmon]

Based

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people, dumbass here

[timber elk]

Ehhhh I wouldn’t say “oh they simply existed” is a good way of writing important characters into the lore. If anything the female custodes should’ve been introduced as a new batch of soldiers who fights alongside the sisters of battle who are called “shield maidens”

[twin flower]

wassup sharkman

how goes the tide

[low blade]

Nick Fuentes type homosexuality

[timber elk]

Than again I think that’s also incredibly hard to write since making custodes are damn near impossible

[obtuse oak]

femstodes isn't even the biggest lore problem with custodes anyway. the biggest problem is custodes being a playable faction in the 40k tabletop wargame IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[thick coyote]

Dark 40k.....
I don't know

[obtuse oak]

since they are the ten thousand bodyguards of the emperor who checks notes NEVER. LEAVE. TERRA.

[fallow ore]

Real shit

[twin flower]

You're not sharkman

[obtuse oak]

"oh but they leave it now uwu"

shut the fuck up GW.

[timber elk]

That’s the custodes fault themselves

[nimble salmon]

Just like the custodes players never leave their moms basement

[timber elk]

They chose not to leave for some odd reason.

[low blade]

Necromunda is easy to learn, generally. Also dont exprct perfect balance since its a narrative game as well, as the ideal way to play is through campaigns rather than one-off games

[thick coyote]

You are correct, I'm a chainsaw, man

[feral vessel]

Isn't there like, one Custodes watch-post outside of Terra?

[surreal ermine]

needed some fresh air smh

[amber delta]

Girlyman told them to leave because Imperium is not in the tiptop shape so pls go out and help out

[timber elk]

Yeah…..the moon.

[nimble salmon]

I lowkey need a custodes girlfriend

[feral vessel]

You mean Luna.

[timber elk]

Yes

[tranquil jay]

yep

[timber elk]

The moon

[low blade]

Its been since retcommed that they DO leave, just in small groups on very specific missions

[low blade]

I was speaking about the tabletop lole

[obtuse oak]

but nooo when GW completely BUTCHERS the lore with great rift/primaris marines/torchbearer fleets to justify a space marine range refresh and custodes as a playable faction, all these chuds are like "this is fine. please take my money mr. workshop"

[feral vessel]

reading Vaults of Terra: The Carrion Throne and I find the fact that it takes up to a decade to be permitted entry onto Terra during the weeks leading up to Sanguinala very funny.

[solar widget]

Isnt it usually to protect some random person who seems important for the imperium until they do what they need to do to protect said imperium

[timber elk]

Also the whole king in yellow storyline needs to start happening

[feral vessel]

is it even worth it at that point

[twin flower]

Custodes in lore VS Custodes in the tabletop

[low blade]

Shoutout to the queue wars

[fallow ore]

Ive only heard great things of Necromunda

[twin flower]

who would win

[low blade]

Thats one scenario, yes

[nimble salmon]

It’s called the Larp templars for a reason

[amber delta]

🤓 ☝️ akshually this is different, because its not a retroactive change, its a story progression

[timber elk]

I’m getting really fucking tired of waiting for valdor to show up as the king in yellow

[amber delta]

(a shit story progression but ya know)

[solar widget]

Prolly the custodies ngl

[feral vessel]

battle royale at the shuttle concourse

[low blade]

Thats because Munda is the best thing GW ever made

[obtuse oak]

iirc abnett finished that book ages ago and GW/BL are just sitting on it now

and it's out of his hands as to when it gets published

[fallow ore]

I think you might be biased Necromunda Pusher

[feral vessel]

no necromunda is actually the best 40k related thing out there

[timber elk]

starts smashing his fist into his sturdy desk leaving a crack FUCK YOU GW

[lusty estuary]

necromunda is insanely good

[low blade]

Buy a Munda gang NOW

[feral vessel]

Take it from me. A piece of cheese

[lusty estuary]

the model line is some of the best work they do

[timber elk]

Agreed

[amber delta]

Dark Crusade is the best 40k content available

[timber elk]

Love the lore of necromunda

[solar widget]

Yea but their right

(I know next to nothing abt it i just like pushing agendas)

[timber elk]

A actual fresh change of pace from the regular nonsense of the galaxy

[low blade]

Necromunda has the best lore, best minis, best rules, etc

[urban dove]

I saw a retcon mention scroll past, how about Mr land and his raiders

[twin flower]

i only know tidbits from munda

[solar widget]

Munda is simply better in every way

[urban dove]

That was one of the first bits of warhammer I knew about

[timber elk]

The same guy who does the trench crusade videos? He did a video or two on necromunda

[feral vessel]

Pop quiz:
How many genestealer cults are located in the average imperial battleship's lower decks?

[obtuse oak]

I googled it and nvm doesn't even seem to be true. there are a bunch of rumours floating around about pandaemonium so just ignore what i said. we don't know.

[solar widget]

12

[timber elk]

starts flopping around like a fish furiously

[tranquil jay]

oh sorry

[twin flower]

which one, i only know 2 guys who does TC videos

[limber matrix]

does fatshark have like a ogryn density button that increases the amount of crushers and pogryns every time someone presses it

[obtuse oak]

i read the second bequin novel last year and i've already forgotten what a grael actually was

[low blade]

Arbitor Ian has a few Munda lore vids, fwiw

[amber delta]

blight spreads pox gas rotten armour fuck you fatshark with your stupid modifiers

[timber elk]

Fantasy future. The guy who’s voice is like a sand paper but sliky

[obtuse oak]

a human... soul..? in the body of a... daemon? did i get that right? a human possessing a daemon? a blank hosting a daemon? what the fuck was it again

[lusty estuary]

fat shark has an elite team of people who take direct control of the game director

[twin flower]

Huh, I'll look into it

[timber elk]

He explains the lore and the houses of necromunda.

[low blade]

Holy shit @obtuse oak post the artwork of Martek Helm'ayr please and thank I NEED people to see the soul in that art

[timber elk]

The actual beef between the gangs and the rise. Fall. Rise and fall and rise of necromunda

[twin flower]

guess ik what to watch on my bed later lmao

[surreal ermine]

we GOTTA kill these guys these the mfs dropping crusher hordes smh

[feral vessel]

game director leaking elixir

[obtuse oak]

this one?

[limber matrix]

i love getting assaulted with puke puddles and fart clouds for being efficient at killing things, i love being forced to back up regardless of enemy difficulty cause if i press on my advantage i will eat 15 billion corruption damage, keel over and die

[trail bramble]

I just read ravenor and never touched any other eisenhorn books

[low blade]

SOUL

[trail bramble]

SOVL

[amber delta]

woe 30 crushers upon ye

[timber elk]

I’m starting to think the actual game director is a real a.i who just loves snorting coke and placing bets with the devs who dies faster

Because holy shit fuck havoc 40

[turbid jungle]

I hate nurgle

Not a fan

[obtuse oak]

john blanche and some of the other 40k illustrators of his time were definitely the most inspired creatives to ever bring the setting to life

[surreal ermine]

controversial opinion guys i think these chaos guys are kinda evil

[obtuse oak]

it's very commercial now. they were real artists.

[tacit geode]

John Blanche frequently draws the coolest shir you've ever seen

[limber matrix]

it rolls a wheel on what to deploy, rolls a number between 10 and 40 on how many to deploy and says fuck it

[lusty estuary]

nope. I disagree.

[amber delta]

I hate how dilluted 40k art has become

early 2000s art was so insanely good

[obtuse oak]

even the black linework codex art used to be better.

[timber elk]

Game director A.i: alright fuckers place your bets on who dies first in the havoc match. the creation snorts 50 lines of coke and smashes a bottle on its head while also taking bets from the devs

[feral vessel]

i personally think the rough sketches of early edition codexes perfectly fit 40k

Like, the composition.

[limber matrix]

nothing beats the pissed off shoulder orange

[urban valley]

I miss the more Geiger-esque marines / emperor art

[teal kernel]

REMOVE ROTTEN ARMOR

[tranquil jay]

u smoking that nurgle huh

[solar widget]

I loooove not knowing what any of those mods means because i havent touched auric

Such a peaceful life

[feral vessel]

If thou was smoking Nurgle, thou wouldst keel over and fucking dieth.

[timber elk]

The game director is smoking that good shit

[low blade]

And that Martek art? Brand new. Necromunda STILL HAS IT BABY

[limber matrix]

remove the shit puddles modifier, im tired of stepping on giga-space aids on accident

[timber elk]

I need to find his dealer

[obtuse oak]

2005 codex art vs 2025 codex art

[tranquil jay]

i cant see ur words because of the smoke

[arctic tapir]

God I love running around as a night in a pirate hat

[timber elk]

THIS SHIT IS SUPER HOT FIRE

[obtuse oak]

you can see the loss of artistic vision

[urban valley]

Do NOT partake of Nurgle's zaza.
'Tis POTENT

[feral vessel]

'yes lets make everything vibrant and colorful'

and smooth.

[twin flower]

the hell happened

[timber elk]

Oh

Nvm

[surreal ermine]

crunk on that diabolical nurgle pack

[feral vessel]

And distinctly less threatening.

[solar widget]

Bro finally got some nutrients and gained some melanin

[trail bramble]

right looks like a posed 3d model ngl

[feral vessel]

nurgle blunt rotation

[timber elk]

I guess I just like tyrnaids to much than…

[obtuse oak]

wait the nighbringer art from that era is actual peak

hold on

[lusty estuary]

i really like that one bit of art from necromunda of the malstrain genestealer climbing out of the pipe where it looks like fucking found footage

[solar widget]

Aids, hepatitis, covid, and the flu. All on one joint

[timber elk]

I don’t know but that ork is about to get a right hook from heaven

[twin flower]

I dont mind the seeinf the first style as colored as well tho, i think it might end up looking nice

[lusty estuary]

or rather actually more like trail cam footage

[feral vessel]

At least he died doing what he loved.

Actually don't all orks die doing what they love?

Or most of them anyways.

[low blade]

Bright side: Necromunda is immune to Tyranids

[feral vessel]

Can't say the same for Grots.

[lusty estuary]

IT'S SO FUNNY