general-chat

[finite ibex]

Damn kk

[delicate kite]

no

next class is ork boy

[charred furnace]

should I go back to playing spirit animal of a chav stabbing his way through the London streets?

[stuck spoke]

@latent hornet binch

[frosty moss]

[feral vessel]

hello general chat

[feral vessel]

do you enjoy ADHD knife zealot?

[fair bridge]

i sixsevenuinely can’t do it anymore

[jaunty path]

Oh hi merp how are you

[feral vessel]

If the answer is yes, then obviously yes.

[feral vessel]

I'm alive.

[jaunty path]

Thats very good

Im fine

[feral vessel]

Half of the mods I downloaded for Stellaris don't work but who cares.

The other half are enough

i am satisfied

[jaunty path]

I'm not going to be late for my therapy appointment so that's nice

[urban dove]

From a google the curio buff seems miserable as an option, it would be a 60% multiplier to whatever the base is of that chance, some people citing 5% so you'd have an 8% chance after each mission to drop a curio that might be shite

[jaunty path]

Im not sure what to talk about

[urban dove]

and you get 3 wasted curio perks for your efforts

[jaunty path]

But my medication has my mind feeling blank again

Mmm

I like that it makes me feel less guilt

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

Hi paul hope ya alr

[tender horizon]

The joys of a silent mind.

[feral vessel]

i sure do hope there's no fanatic purifiers directly next to me

[nocturne bloom]

I want to go home

[dire kayak]

I WISH

[quaint moss]

im already here

[dire kayak]

I FEEL GUILT ALL THE TIME

[quaint moss]

GUILTY GEAR

[jaunty path]

Hey dude you good since yesterday?

[nocturne bloom]

I went to the doctor and yelled at him pretty good, I should have what I need now

Other than that my entire body is sore

[jaunty path]

I would've called out today ngl

[feral vessel]

do you feel guilty

like right now

[jaunty path]

I think a bit but over all I'm pretty okay

[feral vessel]

then uh don't

whatever you did wasn't your fault

[tired steeple]

hello

[jaunty path]

Yeah you're right. Those orphans had it coming

[gilded socket]

RIP big MLK

[jaunty path]

Rip milk

[pure quail]

dropkicking orphans is always in self defence

I think that's in the constitution

[pure quail]

howdidodid

[tired steeple]

I'm good

how are you

[feral vessel]

I- uh. Yeah sure.

[finite ibex]

Time to farm melk for 80k credits

[lapis night]

Hope yall are doing well btw

[tender horizon]

Vertical and breathing

What else matters

[dim bobcat]

Can anymore advice on how to do crowd control for ogryn

[jaunty path]

What weapon u using

[dire kayak]

heavy attacks

[rustic dragon]

is the roling bones tricket bugged?

[dire kayak]

a whole lot of heavy attacks

[jaunty path]

Bully club is a no brainer

M1 spam

[dim bobcat]

For the penaces

[dire kayak]

ohhh that

[dim bobcat]

With frag Grenade

[dire kayak]

i uhh

[jaunty path]

Kill everything and push occasionally

Ur dodges knock enemies over

Human sized ones atleast

[dim bobcat]

Its frag Grenade kills 25

[jaunty path]

Then do that?

Toss it into a crowd

A dense one to be sure

[dim bobcat]

Yeah ive got 6 so far but not sure which lvls or mortise trials to do it on

[rustic dragon]

is the roling bones tricket bugged? or is it just for me?

[icy heath]

any high intensity engagement mission, ideally heresy maelstrom or above

plenty of opportunities

mortis trials works too

[charred furnace]

yes my adhd goes brrrrrr

[feral vessel]

Then consider it.

Knife zealot plays stupid.

Like uh, basically no brain.

[charred furnace]

ya i mained it when it was a new thing like a year or 2 ago

[obtuse oak]

mortis works very well because it has a ton of grenade regen stuff

do auric difficulty for denser crowds

[nimble glade]

@jaunty path did you even sleep? Lol

Truly blessed

[high goblet]

Anyone want to go for the Auric Storm Survivor title? Trying to complete this in random pubs is... damn near impossible.

[nimble glade]

I can help you with that.

[jaunty path]

I got outta bed at like 12

[high goblet]

[nimble glade]

Damn, the timing made it feel like you're a sleepless robot. Lol

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

my sister slept until 1 in the afternoon once.

[jaunty path]

i slept till 5 sometimes

get on my level

[arctic escarp]

imagine you sleep at 5 am and wake up at 3 pm

[worn halo]

That isnt abnormal, I work nights

[high goblet]

actually I'm going to take ~20 min to eat then I'll go back to the grind. I'll put something into #vox-lfg-nasa

[honest hemlock]

Someone wanna play i need to win 15 more missions for the achievement

I have 85/100

[arctic escarp]

just spam uprising rolling steel

[feral vessel]

challenge accepted

[feral vessel]

i got put into rolling steel four fucking times in a row through auric quickplay once

[honest hemlock]

i did and no one is playing lol

And playing alone is ass ngl

[feral vessel]

i might genuinely hate rolling steel

like it's cool every once in a while but playing it multiple times back to back is just painful

[honest hemlock]

ong like i'm sick of this map

[feral vessel]

i heard a suggestion once to make it like uh

Semi-procedurally generated,

as in, each wagon would be randomized.

From a set of templates.

With some stuff (like the battery thing) would be in the same spot.

[honest hemlock]

I cant wait to get this achiv and 100% and uninstall this game

After this game i'm doing Boltgun

[fiery wave]

Nothing beats running it 32 times in a night.

[worn halo]

🫡

You wont be missed sadly 🙁

[solemn siren]

Man, the game's been awfully laggy lately

[quaint moss]

:3

[honest hemlock]

😭

[nocturne bloom]

Hospital is having me stay home until the 21st

[honest hemlock]

Someone wanna play with me plsssss

I'm begging

[nocturne bloom]

Put the dress on and say that again

[fair bridge]

read this channel #vox-lfg-lexicanum

make an LFG

[orchid sigil]

why don`t you join a strike team

[fair bridge]

👋

[honest hemlock]

hell naw my English is ass

[orchid sigil]

give it a try can`t be that bad buddy

[tender horizon]

There's also regional channels there

[tender horizon]

Genchat unpromptedly being weird again

[worn halo]

ya u dont have to speak english by any means

[nocturne bloom]

We human, communicate by sound

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-nasa #vox-lfg-emea #vox-lfg-apac

pick the one that has your people in it

[tall grove]

The prompt is that its genchat

[honest hemlock]

They dont have Serbia sadly

[honest hemlock]

wsg cuh

[nimble crystal]

Tell me something nasty

[honest hemlock]

hell naw

[fair bridge]

serbia is EMEA

#vox-lfg-emea

NASA = north america and south america EMEA = europe, middle east and africa APAC = asia-pacific

[honest hemlock]

ty

[rain idol]

oh wow another balkan

[mild crag]

Hello

[clever horizon]

Where's the fuckin Arby's armors

[fair bridge]

ask games workshop

[round mica]

got suspended on twitter for 1 month for saying "we should kill all chuds"

[fair bridge]

the free speech platform

comedy is legal again

[round mica]

but only for my side, your side doesnt get to speak the word cis

its worse than the n word!!!

[graceful hamlet]

I like that GW has reignited the female custodes drama

[rain idol]

oh forgot about that

eh its nothing importent ion care

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, it’s a neat clarification that makes sense lore wise. People are acting like GW has never changed the lore or anything

[rain idol]

they do it like...all of the time

like every edition

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, tourists are gonna tourist I guess

[rain idol]

Warhammer has a lot of grifters so ig its natural that they would be unhappy if any change happens

[graceful hamlet]

“Female custodes always existed”
😡
“All this other stuff has always existed”
😴

[worn halo]

Blasphemy

[prisma cypress]

the female custodes always existing is a lame copout

coulda made a cool story explaining why

[rain idol]

for instance necrons where always raider terminators until they are now Egyptian terminators dynasts that where always like that trust

[graceful hamlet]

Eh, having them be there from the very beginning makes more sense then going “suddenly the Custodes felt the urge to recruit women”

[dire kayak]

my own headcanon is that in dire circumstances, a sister of silence can equip custodian gear to fight off said threat

[prisma cypress]

it coulda been so cool like a sister takes up the chance to be a custode and they show how the process was modified to give women the chance to be one

rubicon was extremely risky to do until they fixed it so why cant they do the same for custodes

woulda been cool seeing a sister taking up charge with her brothers

[zealous cipher]

"So they fucked up once and accidentally recruited a woman and realized they forgot why they even placed that rule there in the first place"

[round mica]

Cant be that because they take children for the surgery

they dont use people above a certain age

because its mostly 99-100% fatality rate

[tall grove]

Nah, they’re entirely separate types of creature

[gilded socket]

Man this marathon lore is fucking with my brain

[timid geyser]

Whoa

Marrow took down a choas space marine

what a badass

[acoustic pebble]

Morrow

Put some respect on the man's name

[timid geyser]

He is pixels but yeah I typo'd

[acoustic pebble]

YOU'RE A PIXEL!!

[timid geyser]

My moms a pixel

[acoustic pebble]

Hits your ass with a pixelation stimm

[austere prism]

I'm suprised ive never seen someone paint a battlesuit in the protagonist Gundam colors

[prisma cypress]

found a jumping spider

[low blade]

Greek scholars trying to find out how Athens stopped a Persian invasions

[acoustic pebble]

The real reason Spartans hate Athenians us mainly because Athens was favored by a god of war

And because when Athenians bang, they include women

[timid geyser]

Funny how that one line about the athens in 300 is so insanely wrong.

[gilded socket]

No i mean the games by bungie

[timid geyser]

A spartan calling an athen a "Boy lover" is the pot calling the kettle black

[acoustic pebble]

Most of the stories about the 300 was mostly Propoganda

They had a SHITTON of allies with em

[timid geyser]

I just think that one line in the movie is the funniest line in the movie

[timber elk]

he obnoxiously eats a bag of chips

[timid geyser]

didnt even bring enough to share with the class

crazy

[acoustic pebble]

Funny how Meet the Spartans was more historically accurate than 300

[low blade]

When historically the pederasty in Athens at the time of the movie was at a lowpoint, since it constantly fluctuated in legality and acceptance with Athens

[acoustic pebble]

"High fives for the women, and open mouth tongue kisses for the men"

[timid geyser]

movie is so funny

[timber elk]

Because you guys aren’t talking about god of war. So I didn’t.

[acoustic pebble]

Do you even know which one?

[timber elk]

God of war.

[timid geyser]

Im assuming they mean the games

[acoustic pebble]

Bruh

[timber elk]

he eats his chips louder

[timid geyser]

The DLC for Ragnarok gotta be one of the greatest character deconstructions ever tho

[winged oasis]

vro quickplay is so damn annoying you can literally drop in a match with shit ammo and health

[timid geyser]

with like an ending that perfectly caps off God of war I dont even know why they are making more.

[acoustic pebble]

Wouldn't know, never played it

[timber elk]

Also a good therapy session he eats another chip

[winged oasis]

ive never liked that part of fatshark's quickplay

[timid geyser]

The main character goes through really intense therapy

[timber elk]

At least it isn’t silent hill.

[acoustic pebble]

That's actually nice

[timid geyser]

Its insanely nice

[timber elk]

Kratos would’ve been met with some extremely heavy demons in silent hill.

[timid geyser]

It gets close sometimes

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm

[timid geyser]

Remember

[timber elk]

Ehhhh

[timid geyser]

the hardest QTE in the original god of wars

was kratos pushing his daughter away

[acoustic pebble]

I wanna stab Dukane

Like actually

[timber elk]

Not really? The town uses the trauma against you where as Valhalla wants you to confront your troubled past in a healthy way.

[timid geyser]

They made you MASH HARD to make kratos finish that QTE

[timid geyser]

I think with kratos specifically reliving some of thouse moments would basically be going through hell again

[timber elk]

Kratos kinda lives through the moments again normally. I mean look at what he didn with Helios/mimir

[timid geyser]

True

[timber elk]

He didn’t think much of it. Just put a “key” in the cage to get out

Didn’t think much of the aftermath afterwards

[timid geyser]

Bruh that poor fucking woman in the 2nd game I think that you use to hold open a door D:

[timber elk]

That was also Valhalla telling Kratos “listen dumb fuck. You are better than this. You either step up or your not getting anywhere”

[acoustic pebble]

Knight Commander Dragor: "Tyce! Drive me closer man! My sword thirsts for blood!"

[timber elk]

Also that was the 3rd game and I’m surprised they didn’t touch on that

[timid geyser]

I feel like every puzzle that required a sacrifice should of been addressed lowkey

there so many times XD

[timber elk]

Especially Poseidon’s “pleasure” princess

That was a completely unnecessary need and death that I believe should’ve been addressed in the DLC

[timid geyser]

Another fucked up thing

Call of duty has like...

57 (As of 2 years ago)

torture scenes in it

[timber elk]

Eh

None of them really bother me

[timid geyser]

and its specfically always used as a plot device to move the plot forward XD

[timber elk]

It’s the thing what Kratos did to the princess made me really just how bad things were during the Greek saga

That more impact than any torture scene

[gilded socket]

DURANDAL

[timid geyser]

its mainly cause your always doing it to the "bad guys"

it rarely happens in reverse suprisingly

[timber elk]

The princess wasn’t.

[timid geyser]

I ment like in CoD

[timber elk]

Oh

Well I’m talking about call of duty and I don’t like call of duty

Funny

[timid geyser]

I dont like its campaign its a multiplayer only game for me XD

[timber elk]

I meant god of war and instead I said call of duty

[timid geyser]

but I got in a binge of replaying them

cause i enjoyed them when I was younger and uh wow

16 year old me had some low standards cause I thought a lot of this shit was cool

[timber elk]

Nah it’s just really edgy

[timid geyser]

to be fair...mw1 OG still holds up its got some cool ass missions and the writing isnt to bad.

MW2 is super iffy outside of cool set pieces it doesnt hold up as well

black ops q.q

[gilded socket]

All robots must be gay and trans

[timber elk]

I also replied them about a year ago and some of them I could’ve soon 13 year old me would’ve written

[timid geyser]

Bruh the black ops games...

If I was a robot id just pick to be cis gender.

The entire point of me being trans is because im not cis and id be more comfortable in that body XD

Id be like a nier automata robot

[timber elk]

he eats another chip loudly k cool. Anyway so i think Ethan from call of duty infinity war was also

Like

Pretty cool

[timid geyser]

Infinite warfare does some cool shit

but its mainly the setting that allows it

[timber elk]

Space pirates

[timid geyser]

its literally "What if spec ops shit but space"

Its a cool campaign the robot actually got me emotinal

[timber elk]

Also sorry I didn’t mean to interrupt you.

[timid geyser]

You didnt

that was the end of that thought

[timber elk]

Ah

I felt like I rudely interrupted it when I said k cool.

[gilded socket]

Lesbian robots

[timber elk]

IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS LESBIAN DRAMA 🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[sleek harness]

What

[timber elk]

Also like eats more chips obnoxiously I’m a silly little goober

Who tends to break reality and defy it

[timid geyser]

now im wondering if toxic yuri was a LGBTQ thing that spawned or straight guys writing lesbians as combative for reasons

[gilded socket]

I think it was guys

[timber elk]

I don’t know who that is so all I’ll say it ok eats more chips obnoxiously

[timid geyser]

I just think its funny how many LGBTQ relationships in media read as combative to the point it has its own like subgenre now

like Toxic yuri and Doomed yuri

YES ALL LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS ARE DOOMED TO BE TWO GAY GIRLS MARRY STRAIGHT GUYS OR THEM BEING ABUSIVE

broke back mountain is doomed yaoi q.q

I wana watch that movie so bad but I dont wana cry my fucking eyes out

[timber elk]

So ummm….he eats more chips I don’t really know what your talking about

[timid geyser]

Doom yuri is basically like

one of the girls are ment to die or leave for some reason

the relationships entire dynamic and intrest is in the fact it will not work out even tho they want it to

Signalis is doomed yuri

Uhhhh

Madoka magica is doomed yuri

40k could probably have a lot of doomed yuri in it XD

[nimble crystal]

checks the chat
sees the chat
...wut

[timber elk]

I mean….

[timid geyser]

Turns out people writing about more then just war and killing.

[timber elk]

I didn’t really ask what it was not to sound rude.

[nimble crystal]

Yeah, sure, but how did you end up explaining all these things?

[timid geyser]

Becuase i wanted to

duh

You need a reason to do stuff?

[timber elk]

I’m just eating chips letting her talking.

[gilded socket]

My body is ready for Blackbird from the Marathon game coming out

[timid geyser]

Im kind of sad that is an extraction shooter

it would of been nice to finnaly had bungie making a fucking single player narrative game

with cool lore

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the Marathon timeline rabbit hole.

[tawny hearth]

single player extraction games are fun, mulitiplayer ones are boring to me

[hazy kestrel]

It all goes back to Myth

[timid geyser]

Ive been trying arc raiders

game got no sauce for me

[hazy kestrel]

And Halo, and Destiny, and Pathways into Darkness.

[timber elk]

@nimble crystal check dms

[tawny hearth]

i guess nightreign is like an extraction-lite type of game, and i like that one but its co op

[tawny hearth]

i just gave it a hard pass after looking at it for a second, mostly because the genre has been so flat for me

[timid geyser]

Especially cause im playing it how the devs advertised it as

[tawny hearth]

when i want extraction like things atm i either play witchfire or quasimorph depending on what i actually want

[timid geyser]

which is a pve game with some pvp

[gilded socket]

I mean marathon games has always been odd in a sense but i REALLY do hope they make a campaign to explain how it got there as the multiple timelines really got fudgy in marathon 3

[timid geyser]

and its like...eh

Robots are mad boring to fight and I dont think making them bigger and requiring me to put explosives on weakpoints

will make them any more intresting to fight

[tawny hearth]

that to me is what ruins it, you gotta either go full pve or full pvp in games like that i feel, either one or both sides will feel blad or bad if you try to do both

[timid geyser]

Tbh

Hunt showdown does it really good

where its PVP over a PVE objective

Youre playing capture the flag the flag just shoots back at you XD

[gilded socket]

I blame tarkov for extraction slop

[tawny hearth]

yeah but thats mostly a pvp focused game, like people aren't going to be trying hunt showdown thinking they can just play a happy solo experience against computers lol

[timid geyser]

I blame devs not knowing how to make engaging open world content

[gilded socket]

HUGE

[hazy kestrel]

The timeline shenanigans is actually really simple lol

[timid geyser]

arc raiders is literally sapposed to be an open world PVE shooter

and the best they got is spider robots that jump at you

and drones

[gilded socket]

You must understand that im a moron

[timid geyser]

ima be so real

Generation zero scratches my robot shooting itch more

[gilded socket]

Wait i can just make marathon clothing duh

[hazy kestrel]

The short version is: If the elder god /Wrk’n’cacnter wakes, we move to a different timeline.

[tawny hearth]

gen zero is a weirdly good game that i've barely played

[hazy kestrel]

Of which there are 5 in total.

[gilded socket]

Thought it was 8?

[timid geyser]

its mainly cause the open world is empty and the large bots require some team play or access to the heavy weapons

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, only 5 to my knowledge

[gilded socket]

Wrong terminal? Back to Rage

[timid geyser]

and the game leaves you objection less for the most part unles they fixed that

[tawny hearth]

last time i played it was only hints as objectives

[hazy kestrel]

You’re giving me flashbacks to the timelines lore video.

It all ties together across multiple games, it’s all connected.

[gilded socket]

The one from mandalore gaming?

[hazy kestrel]

Aye that’s the one

[gilded socket]

Im watching his marathon lore videos

Fucking hell

[hazy kestrel]

Based

Wait till you get to Myth.

[tawny hearth]

marathon is just not a good name for a game tbh

[gilded socket]

The VA for Durandal he got just sounds like Harlan Ellison which just makes the Durandal terminals more peaky

[hazy kestrel]

THEY’RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A CRYPTO SERVER! KILL THEM! was my favorite bit from the VA lmao.

[gilded socket]

Its honestly like watching the mona lisa be painted as you can point out every detail in Marathon be slowly changed into halo symbols or details or hell even character names

[quaint moss]

ROBOTS ARE COOOL

[gilded socket]

Durandal my beloved, you would have loved to have met cortana

Or maybe not

Idk

[hazy kestrel]

The best part about that series is rewatching it from the beginning and hearing all the sleeper agent phrases that you missed on the first run.

“At least it’s not a maze, at least it’s not a maze, at least it’s not a maze… Maybe I am the Minotaur…”

[gilded socket]

Is that from myth?

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

Colony ship for sale, cheap.

[gilded socket]

Fucking hell

[quaint moss]

yo what we talking about

whats the topic

:3

[hazy kestrel]

But it refers to Bungie’s old game, Minotaur the labyrinths of Crete.

[gilded socket]

Ahhhh

Muh bungo halo books

Would be cool if there were Marathon books

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon HATES Male Professional

[hazy kestrel]

Or how Destiny’s “The Traveler” might just be the ball from Bungie’s other hit game: Gnop!

[acoustic pebble]

Tsundere goofy ahh moment

[hazy kestrel]

“Just a funny little ball, traveling around.”

[gilded socket]

Have you seen the marathon trailer

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[gilded socket]

The one with the ozymandias poem?

[hazy kestrel]

Yep

[gilded socket]

Hear me

What if the ozymandias poem is in reference to the first 3 games’s story and more specifically to the Marathon’s AIs

[quaint moss]

of what game

[hazy kestrel]

I can kinda see it.

[timid geyser]

I love that this youtuber is proving we could kill a terminator space marine as the rejects by using the table top info XD

[dire kayak]

i just watched that video

[gilded socket]

More specifically to the grudge between tycho and durandal?

[timid geyser]

it did just come out

[hazy kestrel]

In the sense that nothing of Durandal’s, Leela’s or Thoth’s works remain, only the player does by the end of the trilogy.

[tawny hearth]

jo is funny lol

[gilded socket]

All for nothing and nothing for all

[timid geyser]

i just watch like 4 videos at once

and pause and switch between them

[dire kayak]

i mean she's not wrong though

[timid geyser]

she aint

[dire kayak]

we probably could take a space marine

[timid geyser]

SHE GOT THE PROOF

Facts over feelings heretic

Naw its more

Tablle top over lore heretic.

[gilded socket]

“Escape will make me god”

[tawny hearth]

even the lore is all over the place, i remember a short story where 2 marines in armor lost to a swarm of local unarmed poxies

[timid geyser]

omfg

[tawny hearth]

one of them died lol

[timid geyser]

power fist would be a cool melee

[acoustic pebble]

Sane lol. Honestly with the amount of shit our Rejects gone through? I believe it

[hazy kestrel]

As I don’t know how far you’ve gotten in Mandy’s maximalist lore drop, I’m can’t say my spoiler.

[gilded socket]

Im at the end of marathon infinite video

[tawny hearth]

the rejects at the end of the campaign are pretty crazy in terms of strength... assuming that auric level missions are the canon difficulty for the end missions

[gilded socket]

He talking about the website

[dire kayak]

i remember hearing that in a tabletop game someone's power fist kasrkin killed 2 deathwing terminators

[hazy kestrel]

Well then you know by now that the player has essentially become God, in a way.

[timid geyser]

in the video she says in the lore a space marine got killed with a stick to the neck by a human

[hazy kestrel]

Through their own ability to navigate the timeline shenanigans and teleport themselves back into the ship at one point.

Among other things

[gilded socket]

“Hello everyone im looking for a mister chief, a mister john chief”

[tawny hearth]

i've had a slugga boyz squad take out an entire terminator librarian squad in one round with pistol fire, it was in a tourny and the kid almost cried man

[dire kayak]

that was me

[honest hemlock]

I 100% Darktide FINALLY

[timid geyser]

his name is john halo

[hazy kestrel]

I’d like to cancel my paramount+ subscription.

[honest hemlock]

PEAK GAME

[gilded socket]

LMFAOOOO

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah, they've died in all sorts of ways

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

good job

[gilded socket]

Yes no

[hazy kestrel]

JUST A FUNNY BALL TRAVELING AROUND.

[timid geyser]

ill take that

[dire kayak]

you get headpats

[timid geyser]

Destiny 1 story being shafted how it was will forever be the greatest mystery man

The what could of been of original destiny 1

[gilded socket]

GOD the intro song for marathon durandal is so fucking peak

[timid geyser]

before they rewrote everything in 3 months

XD

[tawny hearth]

every time i've tried destiny i bounced off hard, never made it past the early game

[timid geyser]

The lore is neat

I know a lot of the development of the games

Messy

but bungie has always had a messy development

[gilded socket]

The d2 lore entries are nice enough to want to play

[timid geyser]

Halo 2 almost didnt ship and almost killed someone

[hazy kestrel]

It even had Marathon callbacks in the form of the Mida mini-tool and the Mida multi-tool.

[gilded socket]

O yeah the mida guns have marathon lore bits in the gun’s lore

[timid geyser]

Back when game devs had Passion and sacrificed their mental and physical health for us epic gamers /s

[hazy kestrel]

God, I feel like I’m going down the lore rabbit hole again.

[gilded socket]

ESCAPE MAKES ME GOD

[hazy kestrel]

The whole bit of the running through a maze, making a maze from the path, eating the maze, and eating the path poetry bit was very inspiring to me.

[tawny hearth]

lol the messed up part is they sold us those jobs as "hey man come work for us it'll be fun days every day! look how fun our workplace is!!!!!" but like... i got bullied less and treated better by bosses working in hard labor jobs then that industry back then

[gilded socket]

Only peak schizophrenic bungie devs understood

[tawny hearth]

this sounds like an ouroboros with extra steps lol

[hazy kestrel]

I may not be a schizophrenic Bungie dev, but I understood it well enough.

[gilded socket]

Im almost there i just need to take drugs and experience multiple timeline nightmares with the pfhor and s’pht

Alp the while bring a cyborg

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, ya don’t need all that.

Just rewatch the lore playlist a few times.

You’ll get it.

[gilded socket]

Is this MK ULTRA?

[tawny hearth]

it can't be anymore convoluted than elden ring or kingdom hearts lore, and they're both simple but weird

i wish someone would speak to me in the same tone that kayex says "xeno archeologist" to hadron

[hazy kestrel]

Dunno what that is, but I don’t believe so.

[tawny hearth]

that is the most funny way to respond to that

[gilded socket]

Google it

[hazy kestrel]

No thank ye.

[wheat harness]

professional male vet telling me he's proud of me

[gilded socket]

Trusty

[hazy kestrel]

I do not trust ye at all.

Well, I don’t trust most people.

[tawny hearth]

lol for the best you'd get a ton of weird conspiracy stuff mixed in with any real info , short story is that its a wacky (terrible) secret project that US did to its own people forever ago with alot of rumors and some facts swirling around it

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[tawny hearth]

but alot of the jokes surrounding it are about having sleeper agents they don't know are agents themselves and are activated in some way

[quaint moss]

mk ultra basically captain america
sleeper agents :3 (if thats what you meant, am tired)

[tawny hearth]

yeah they do mk ultra style stuff in cap, both the comics and the movies

[gilded socket]

It was a government experiment to have trained killers unknowingly and activate them with phrases or really specific words which will make those killers snap into their mission etc etc

The process of making them was EXTREMELY painful and mind breaking

[tawny hearth]

and impossible lol, you'll just end up with a crazy person who might kill people at best, which isn't really good for a hidden killer

[gilded socket]

True

It’s abandoned for a reason

[tawny hearth]

but the conspiracies around it lived on

[gilded socket]

People theorize it’s still around

I don’t necessarily think so

[tawny hearth]

i mean it is in spirit, at its core it was probably just a "hey what if we get people really high in this way?" sort of experiment and we probably still do that

[gilded socket]

If I recall correctly it was heavy doeses of pcp and lsd as well manufactured hallucinations and sensory deprivation and overload

[timid geyser]

outlast trails

[gilded socket]

Like some serious mind breaking shit

[gilded socket]

What outlast

[tawny hearth]

the first outlast made me so mad because you can full on leave after seeing the first body but the game just refuses to let you drive away lol

[turbid jungle]

How about you outlast some bitches

[timid geyser]

The outlast trails use that as a plot point

[gilded socket]

Crazy

[tawny hearth]

wasn't the movie "Jacobs Ladder" about mk ultra kind of (but not really)

or was it just a trauma movie... i can't remember lol

[gentle cedar]

where can I find the adm for burning?

[timid geyser]

Yes

Jacobs ladder was a huge inspiration for the original silent hill

[gilded socket]

New game idea: MK ULTRA like experiment goes wrong and one of the patients escapes from the facility they were using and is lost in the woods phasing from their real self and what is taught to them, hallucinating their activation word and the game is kinda like cruelty squad and gunplay with the main character going from bright colored hallucination maps mid level to slowly roaming the dark forest alone

[timid geyser]

Feel like narrative device is

the bright color hallucination maps are him fighting either innocents or units sent after them

[gilded socket]

Also some of the hallucination maps are just straight up future historical events

[tawny hearth]

that would make sense given the theming , i haven't watched that movie in forever tho so i'm super hazy on everything but the broad strokes of it

[gilded socket]

Like being a soldier in kuwait or being in the JFK assasination as Lee Harvey Oswald or JFK

The game ends with the character starving to death under a tree 9 months after he broke free and the government finding his bones and jumpsuit

[timid geyser]

JFK assasination but your both Lee Harvy Oswald and JFK at the same time

[gilded socket]

Yes

[timid geyser]

One is a manefistation of your Ego trying to unwire your brain and slowly failing.

[gilded socket]

I think in order to make a game like that you would have to be tripping balls constanly

[timid geyser]

Meh

I feel like Hellblade does a good job or dealing with some stuff like that

the ending of hellblade really sticks with me even after beating it so many years ago

[gilded socket]

What hellblade?

[tawny hearth]

was hellblade that game that tells the weird lie about deleting your save if you lose too much?

[timid geyser]

Hellblade Senuas sacrifice

[tawny hearth]

i think i own that but never played it

[timid geyser]

its a souls like survival horror game.

Amazing

like...amazing

[tawny hearth]

yeah i heard only good things, just never got around to it

[timid geyser]

again the ending still sticks in my mind

its very short to

Yeah I beat it in 6 hours

its like

insanely short

not only is it 6 hours I got almost every achivement in that 1 run XD

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah i originally didn't get it because it was so short for the price but it came in a bundle one day, mayble i'll try it actually

[timid geyser]

6-8 hrs was the standard for triple A back in the day

if you wanted a long game you got like a JRPG

at most you were getting a like 20hr campaign

The idea of the 100hr+ game wasnt a thing till like ps3 era fr fr

[tawny hearth]

naw it was short even then, like call of duty 2 (which came out years before) was like 15 hours or a bit less

[timid geyser]

or like EVERY game needing to be 100+ hrs or its "Not worth the money"

I mean assassin creed and shit stat popping up

I think ps4 era was when the true "Your game needs to be insanely long or people wont think its worth money" started to truely set in

[tawny hearth]

the first ass creed was kind of short tbh, just long for the time, it was like a 60 hour game to finish

everything i mean

[timid geyser]

Thats long

[tawny hearth]

to actually just play the story was like... a few hours if you ignored the side stuff

[timid geyser]

according to how long to beat

15 hours for the main story

[tawny hearth]

i feel like standard back then was like 20 hours or so

[timid geyser]

Hellblade isnt triple A tho so

[tawny hearth]

sounds about right, beat a few times at friends houses speeding through

[timid geyser]

I still remember batman coming out and being like "This is just assassin creed but more then 1 person can hit you" XD

[tawny hearth]

lol the arkham games were really fun for the time but like... less fun when i played them again recently

[timid geyser]

"wait a minute this is just assassin creed with Devil may cry pacing"

[acoustic pebble]

Finally got the 100 missions with no downs penance

[timid geyser]

I wasnt a batman fan

[acoustic pebble]

And the Veteran Standard Issue torso I've been working on

[timid geyser]

I own them all still havent touched them

everytime I start playing aslym I get bored

[acoustic pebble]

A shame Hive Scum is more fun

[tawny hearth]

oh man time to finally fight jok..... oh its just bane in clown makeup

[timid geyser]

The game I really need to actually sit down and beat beat

is godhand

[tawny hearth]

i don't like batman that much but it was one of the "it" games for a while so i had got it

[tired steeple]

I should also do taht

[tawny hearth]

godhand is so silly

[timid geyser]

some indie dev is remaking it but cowboys

like shameless remake XD

[tawny hearth]

lol theres been a number of games that have taken ideas from it at least

[timid geyser]

unironically wish someone would actually try to expand on that system instead of just recreate it

[tawny hearth]

its a shame its kind of left behind and forgotten

[timid geyser]

Tbh they wont read to me unless they are tank controled up

[tawny hearth]

just like asura's wrath

[timid geyser]

godhand is defined by its tank controls

You can take systems from it but you aint really trying to replicate godhand if you remove the tank controls

[tawny hearth]

tank controls and ammunition loadouts lol

[timid geyser]

Honestly like maybe adding in some weapons or something

or different fighting styles you can switch between

[tawny hearth]

the first shenmue is a pretty short game that felt longer when i was younger

i think i just spent alot of time lost

[timid geyser]

Getting lost wil eat a lot of playtime

it can slowly add on hours of gameplay

[tawny hearth]

i was the type of kid to make my parents mad printing out giant gamefaqs documents so i could read and mark things off as i went lol

or i'd get the book guides lol

but shenmue i never played at my own house

all my sega and playstation gaming was at friends houses lol

[pure quail]

add tank controls to Darktide

[tawny hearth]

give us dual wield tanks

[pure quail]

tonk gloves for the ogryn when?

[tired steeple]

abandoned games make me so sad

[pure quail]

as it should

[tired steeple]

my pfp is from an abandoned franchise

alice: asylum just isn't happening

[pure quail]

F

heard about the series but never played any of it

[tired steeple]

I've been enjoying them

madness returns is really fun

and I just enjoy stories about mental health

[gilded socket]

Ough

[languid hazel]

-# ||awooooooo!!!||

[pure quail]

there are three puppy girls in chat atm

three dogs and a sewer shark

[acoustic pebble]

I'm still happy Female Bounty Hunter called my Professional "handsome"

Sewer Shark is slang for a cannibalistic Hive scum

[pure quail]

yummy

[gilded socket]

You ever watch a game lore video that feels like you need to close your door and listen on a low volume

[acoustic pebble]

No

My whole neighborhood will hear it

[tawny hearth]

THEY ALL MUST LEARN

[pure quail]

all shall learn the obscure lore about a game you did not know existed 5 minutes ago

[acoustic pebble]

I'm thinking about making a list of ships that are cannon in Darktide

Most cannon is Lady Steel and The Host from the conclave

[pure quail]

why yes of course I must delay sleep, a channel I've never heard of just released an hour long video essay about some obscure indie game a total of 5 people from eastern europe knows about

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Bounty hunter: "Think I can get some covering fire in the next one?"

Male Professional: "Sure, you seem like a handy lass"

Fem Bount Hunter: "Appreciated. Thanks handsome"

Male Professional: "Just make sure yo- wait, what?"

[heavy robin]

God the connection to the servers are ass rn for me

14-50ms my ass

[tawny hearth]

it always makes me laugh when people are suprised the auric game goes smooth in games

[acoustic pebble]

My reaction: "We're winning? How are we winning?? WHY are we winning??? You have ME on your team!!"

[pure quail]

well of course my teams winning

they got me

[hidden whale]

well of course my teams losing

I pushed the poxwalker into them :3

[pure quail]

:3

[acoustic pebble]

Either you're the Anarchist or the Loner

Or Female Loose Cannon

[pure quail]

mans got all the personalities memorised

[fair bridge]

i am once again asking fatshark for the option to disable crossplay

[hidden whale]

yeah I dont have any of those

:>

[heavy robin]

It honestly comes down to if everyone's performing, a limp dick psyker can ruin it, hell goes for any class

[pure quail]

limp dick psycher is redundant

[heavy robin]

Yes

[pure quail]

just ddos playstation

it seems easy enough

[fair bridge]

good point

[heavy robin]

I just want mouse and keyboard support like xbox

It feels like ass on controller

[marsh iris]

hello humans

(fellow)

[hazy kestrel]

As a controller enjoyer, it’s perfectly fine based on my experience.

[tawny hearth]

naw you just need one person whos on top of things and one person can stay standing long enough to get a dog off them or whatever, it takes 3 people slacking to lose alot of aurics

its like cata in vt2

[twin flower]

Guten morgen

[fiery wave]

Wot? I play fine on controller. Might need a new one since I kinda half killed my dodge button.

[chilly glade]

is cross play a problem? ive seen good players on every platform at least up to the auric maelstrom level

[tawny hearth]

lol darktide forced me to stop using my backup keyboard and mouse and get real ones again because of how much wear it can put on things, i imagine it kills controllers

[rain idol]

I play controller it feels fine, perhaps I'm biased however

[gilded socket]

Agh

[tawny hearth]

controller players are fine, not every build needs the twitchy hitbox dragging and stuff

[chilly glade]

yeah i mean even then you can do it tbh

a million years ago i used to compete in BO1 quick scope tournaments and got accused of cheating constantly while on a 360 controller

its just muscle memory

[tawny hearth]

i wouldn't want to play on controller but thats mostly just because i've been playing tide games on keyboard and mouse so long i don't want to relearn all that

[chilly glade]

thats legit

DT is my first tide game

[fiery wave]

The dodge button, hilariously enough.

[chilly glade]

i do play on mouse and keyboard though

[twin flower]

Welcome aboard

[tawny hearth]

lol it broke the spacebar on my cheap backup keyboard so this tracks

[chilly glade]

yeah i like it a lot even though its a jank mess sometimes

[fiery wave]

It still works, but compared to the other bumper... lul.

[heavy robin]

I just know ill do better with mouse and keyboard is all

[chilly glade]

i did have to get multibind because i want crouch/slide on both ctrl and alt

[tawny hearth]

they are pretty different skil sets yeah

[chilly glade]

other than that its gucci

[twin flower]

what class you rocking so far

[heavy robin]

Use to play it back on Xbox it made playing so easy with it

[hazy kestrel]

I ended up breaking my tagging bumper on my old controller lmao. Along with the ability use one.

[chilly glade]

i have all 6 leveled with builds

i can go back and forth on a favorite

rn i think vet is my boy

[twin flower]

noice

vet is also my boi

[chilly glade]

shovel+DBS with weapon spec is too fun

[twin flower]

People seem to like that build a lot

[fair bridge]

be on the lookout for aurora borealis tonight

[chilly glade]

it just flows

[tawny hearth]

lol weirdly enough hitman broke my last controllers bumper since you hold it down ALL THE TIME to slowly jog around

[twin flower]

a wuh?

[fiery wave]

My tag is on dpad up so never touched. XD

[hazy kestrel]

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

[fair bridge]

bright colorful lights in the sky resulting from a coronal mass ejection from the sun

[heavy robin]

Battlefield broke mine with horrid stick drift

[fiery wave]

Unless playing dog owner.

[tawny hearth]

my ping is on scroll wheel up, which is fun because i never unbound scroll wheel down from swapping weapons

[arctic escarp]

northern hemisphere aah

[chilly glade]

i put tag on x

[hazy kestrel]

You monster.

At least it’s not tag on fire lmao

[fair bridge]

once again the north stays winning

[tawny hearth]

i don't spam lol i do it so i can ping things i can't see easy

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid.

[arctic escarp]

this must be that American Exceptionalism Im always hearing about

[fiery wave]

Sounds like old games and their lack of toggle run.

[arctic escarp]

they took all the cool natural events bruh

[fair bridge]

the sun has been quite active lately

[sleek harness]

Aren't the bumpers the most resistant button on a controller

How the fuck did you achieve this

[fiery wave]

1mil+ presses will kill it.

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Presses

He said he was holding it

[wintry steeple]

the hitman hobble

because moving with a sense of urgency is unprofessional i suppose

[sleek harness]

At least it's realistic

[rose tree]

When new update

[sleek harness]

If you keep walking crouched you are going to be stuck like that

[sleek harness]

Imagine asking for new update

Couldn't be us

[rocky radish]

Why talk like caveman?

[tawny hearth]

next bug fixes will probably be fairly soon as FS gets back from their time off, then after that who knows

there will be new stuff coming down the line but no one knows the timeline

[sleek harness]

One word away from being civilized

[graceful hamlet]

Gunlugger Ogryn getting infinite ammo soon like Hive Scum. Trust. My uncle works at Nintendo

[arctic escarp]

I do omit the article sometimes when talking because my native language just doesnt have articles in them

[tawny hearth]

rock is all the ammo we need on oggy

[rocky radish]

I thought it was obvious that I was trying to communicate in a way they would understand

Rock is OP

Love it

[sleek harness]

I prefer box

[ancient violet]

[sleek harness]

Because it's better

[graceful hamlet]

Yea but with rock you can pretend you’re Steve from Minecraft

[sleek harness]

Dude

Jack Black doesn't throw rocks

[rocky radish]

Fairly sure Steve is actually an ogryn. Dude punches trees and solid rock with his fist

[hidden whale]

yes

[hexed scroll]

Heya peeps, still no Darktide 2026 road map news?

[sleek harness]

Dude the year just started

Calm your horses

[hexed scroll]

neeeeeigh

need to complete something!

[nocturne bloom]

Go buy a new game

[sleek harness]

Buy KCD2

[hidden whale]

complete dn?

[arctic escarp]

other games is right there

the DT devs said as much. Theyre perfectly content with their current dev cycle

[sleek harness]

5 updates per year

Enough is enough

[hexed scroll]

never is enough, ironic for a skaven saying this

[arctic escarp]

1 new map per year

[hexed scroll]

XD

[arctic escarp]

I know the devs are content I just dont have to like it

[sleek harness]

I meant in the dev perspective

[graceful hamlet]

It’s ok. You can play anime girl Factorio in a few days

[hidden whale]

what

no

they wouldnt dare

[hexed scroll]

well if so when is the first update of this 2026

[hidden whale]

make anime girl factorio

[sleek harness]

2 months away don't worry

[graceful hamlet]

Arknights Endfield goes brrrrt

[hazy kestrel]

May I see it?

[hidden whale]

no

c:

[hexed scroll]

id play the game if Mudrock get added

[hazy kestrel]

Well Mrrow, you are an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham. :)

[graceful hamlet]

Best they can do is anime girl with an alligator tail

[hidden whale]

old family recipe c:

[arctic escarp]

the wait for a new update got me to play Rivals again

its got sexy guys and gals and sh

[graceful hamlet]

I guess you’ll have time to try Highguard too

[arctic escarp]

god no

[hexed scroll]

no darktide update uuuugh, back to rogue trader then

[graceful hamlet]

When anime 40k gacha game

[astral laurel]

Hi every one, I'm a bird.

[hidden whale]

this game looks like it was specifically made to predate on my brain

[graceful hamlet]

Need bombs to blow up rocks while exploring? Gotta make sure your factory is producing bombs, gotta generate electricity to open powered down gates, gotta optimize, gotta produce gear and consumables. I’m so hyped

[hidden whale]

im already a factorio player

just beat the first rocket launch for a second time

idk if this game will have enough complexity for me to stay interested when I already have factorio

[graceful hamlet]

Well it’s free to play so it’s worth a shot

[hidden whale]

fuck

its so over

[graceful hamlet]

From what I’ve heard it’s pretty engaging

Plus big budget story and anime women because why not

[hidden whale]

oh god it releases in 3 days???

[graceful hamlet]

Yea

[hidden whale]

anime women and their consequences have been disastrious for human society

[graceful hamlet]

If you pre-register you can sign up to have your nickname and user id engraved into a metal thing carried by a satellite that’s getting launched into space

(It’s free to do)

[hidden whale]

great so the aliens will know im a weeb too ;.;

[graceful hamlet]

Aliens will becomes weebs too let’s be real

[arctic escarp]

Stop right there criminal scum. You've violated the law!

[still musk]

When patch Yoshi?

[knotty terrace]

Anyone ever had that urge to just tear off a chunk of their skin cause it was annoying them?

[tight heath]

Finished rogue trader

Shit got me crying over Abelard

[gilded socket]

Whobrouge

[solid roost]

i need to get back to playing it, i’ve been reading too much

[hidden whale]

yes

theres bugs in your skin

quickly, get them out!!

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/gograndpa-abelard-warhammer-40k-rogue-trader-gif-10197236637227656755

[tight heath]

||I got the good ending if he goes to commorath||

||helps his family but dies missing his wife and calls out to her and I quote “in a voice of surprising tenderness and sadness”||

):

[tight heath]

Well

If you wait a little

The trazyn dlc is coming soon

And that’s prob a great time to start

I can’t plug void shadows especially enough

Prob one of the best DLCs I’ve ever had

[solid roost]

shiett i just might buy all 3 dlcs when trazyns comes out

[tight heath]

Absolutely worth it

Lex is good but void shadows is great

@solid roost Minor spoilers yay or nay?

Just gonna pitch void + Lex

[solid roost]

yeah i’m fine with small spoilers

[tight heath]

Void shadows adds in alot of very fun characters contextualizes a lot of previously empty systems

And makes the world feel more alive

Perfectly makes you care for the plight of the worker in 40K

Deals with cults and lies

Plus paints Theodora’s mistakes interestingly

Lex adds in one of the most fun sub classes

The gameplay is good story isn’t as great but you get ||people being executed in a court room by a giant melta gun||

So I can’t complain

Gives you a fun adventure on a feudal world tho

[solid roost]

id love the death cult dlc from the sound of it

[tight heath]

Yeah

The death cult is great kibellah is a great companion + romance if you care for it

She fits in very well into the group

[solid roost]

hell yeah i care for it

[tight heath]

Kk then she’s a great romance

She’s fun

I’m a pasqal fan so uh

Don’t look at me

Clank clank clank yk

[twin dirge]

All hail my mutie wife

[tight heath]

Soloman is also a fun romance

He’s also just a good friend

[tall grove]

Is Pasqal romanceable?
Didn’t think he was

[tall grove]

I made my eldar gf marginally less racist

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: Meditation pals with Yrliet.

[tall grove]

Another truther

[tight heath]

No

No he’s not

Sadly

[tall grove]

I mean it would make much sense if he was

[tight heath]

Idira

I also want

My idira ||died with Jae adventuring across the stars||

Also a goat if you help her

@solid roost Void shadows also one of the main characters is a astropath so

That’s fucking sick

Zachary Weiss is a great character

[hazy kestrel]

Not to mention his phenomenal taste in music.

The astropathic choir is peak.

[tall grove]

Not making argenta or whatever her name was unromanceable was…certainly a bold choice

[solid roost]

i accidentally let argenta ||burn idira to a crisp ||

[tight heath]

Awww ):

Lwokey

Unless you’re a iconoclast like mine

It’s justified

[tall grove]

I left both they asses on the ship

[tall grove]

Iconoclast peak

[tight heath]

She is a really really bad vector for daemons

[solid roost]

i figured that out a few times dude she exploded twice and turned into a chaos spawn

[tight heath]

I was so sad that ryzza ||turned her life around and died||

||bans daemon worship, becomes legal quits privateering to become a merchant/mercanary||

[tall grove]

I prolly coulda redeemed chorda buuuuuuut
I really, really, really didn’t like her so I didn’t even try

[tight heath]

I loved her story because ||her joining chaos makes sense||

[tight heath]

Nothing really happens but ||she joins your party||

||she gives up her warrant after the game||

[tall grove]

Cool
I’d still kill her if I had this information

[hazy kestrel]

Doesn’t Doloroso throw a fit?

[tall grove]

I do not like her

[tight heath]

Yeah it’s valid

[tight heath]

Yes but he deserves death too

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[tight heath]

PLUS MY GOAT CHAPLAIN AND FIDELO

I LOVE YOU CHAPLAIN

Fidelo is my favorite side quest

[tight heath]

||he made amends but dude is a child murderer||

Idk

[somber stream]

There's a suspiciously large amount of feet in Frieren's ss2

[tall grove]

Who?

The priest guy?

[hazy kestrel]

The priest guy

[tight heath]

I was happy to see though that ||when I was branded a traitor for ditching the imperium to become utopian the entire imperial navy around dargonius defected to me||

[tall grove]

Oh.
Imperial cultist=auto deserves death

[tight heath]

Iconoclast most stuff ends well

[tall grove]

They remained passive for me since I barely traded with them due to me really disliking ship combat and avoiding it where possible

[tight heath]

I liked that they brought back rykard minoris to rebuild footfall

[tight heath]

I did everything I could

So everyone liked me

But uncle ularon

||abelard one shot kunrad and then wiped edge of daybreak in two turns||

Plus I got ||winterscale to redeem himself||

[tall grove]

Shocking news
Man named “ularon the cruel” does not like iconoclast

[hazy kestrel]

Another common Dadelard win for the tally.

[tall grove]

Same
Winterscale is cool

[tight heath]

||died giving his entire fortune to the poor died refusing augmetics to save his life||

W redemption

[tall grove]

If Abelard was there the heresy wouldn’t have happened

[tight heath]

Abelard is one of the lost primarchs

They exiled him to the koronus expanse

[hazy kestrel]

He would have stomped the stuffing out of Erebus, simple as.

[tall grove]

With his feats? Gotta be

[tight heath]

Everyone including Horus

Stomps Erebus

He is the Meg of 40K

[hazy kestrel]

lol true

[tight heath]

Dude is the original chud

[tall grove]

He’s the mannfred of 40k

[sleek harness]

Man I am terrified

I won't tell from what because I don't want you people going more insane than yall already are

[random wave]

The bees got into the ventilation again, we're doomed.

[sleek harness]

Don't worry

It nurgle bees

So it's worse

[gilded socket]

Im not sure

[sleek harness]

What do you mean

[dire kayak]

lynx can i live in your vents?

[round mica]

i dont have vents

[dire kayak]

awwwwhhh

[sleek harness]

Still waiting for 2060 for when all homes get a obligatory vent tunnel system

Don't have to tell you why

[dire kayak]

can i live in your walls instead then?

[twin dirge]

No I'm already in the walls

You take the attic

[dire kayak]

ill settle for that

[tall grove]

Sorry champ

That’s my Terf

[twin dirge]

Basement you go

[sleek harness]

Who stays in the house then

[dire kayak]

their house is just infested with goobers

[tall grove]

Why did autocorrect capitalize the T?

[tall grove]

*gooners

[dire kayak]

wait

what if they fumigate the place

[tall grove]

I’ll tank that shit

[acoustic pebble]

Played a session of a female Loose Cannon being angry at male Professional for having one of the female hive scum hitting on him

Tsundere found

[gilded socket]

Im not sure

[dire kayak]

female loose cannon has some of the best voicelines

[sleek harness]

Not sure of what

[acoustic pebble]

Ye, but she does annoy me sometimes

But I did find a gem

[dire kayak]

i mean that is kinda the whole loose cannon personality

annoying and irritating

[dire kayak]

thats it

youre going back to the rubber room

[pure quail]

me and my friend (both zealots) matched with two other zealots and it was the best time I've had in the game thus far, we intentionally angered and killed 5 or 6 daemon hosts

[sleek harness]

Foolish of you to think that we aren't already in the rubber room

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon: "So... 'handsome' now is it?"

Male Professional: "She was just trying at me, no need to read into it!"

Female Loose Cannon: "Whatever, just don't let me catch them saying that, got it?"

Male Professional: "[Sigh] Whatever you say..."

[gilded socket]

Im not sure

[sleek harness]

Not sure of what

[gilded socket]

That would fix everything wrong with me

[somber stream]

Sure of these

[acoustic pebble]

I like the Male Loose Cannon tho, reminds me of my time in service

[gilded socket]

Im not sure

[sleek harness]

Not sure of what

[acoustic pebble]

Female version may be a bit crazy

[gilded socket]

Im not sure

[acoustic pebble]

As I said, Tsundere

[sleek harness]

Not sure of what

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[gilded socket]

Im not sure

[sleek harness]

Not sure of what

[gilded socket]

mmmmh

[pure quail]

you two get a room

[twin dirge]

Apparently maxamillion isn't sure

[acoustic pebble]

A rubber room

[gilded socket]

I told you im not sure

[acoustic pebble]

A rubber room full of rats

[gilded socket]

I hate him

[acoustic pebble]

They started talking

[sleek harness]

But you are not sure of what dude

[acoustic pebble]

One called me crazy

[pure quail]

then you can murder him, in that room

[gilded socket]

Of being sure

[ripe tangle]

is it gay to be gay?