general-chat

[arctic escarp]

ok but THATS YOU

!!!

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t even know what to say to that lmfao

[gilded socket]

Shut UP !!!! STIPUD!!!

[visual vortex]

Stoopoodo

[zinc marsh]

Who's the happiest of the rejects and why is the answer always the ogryn?

[marsh iris]

dog humor i guess

[gilded socket]

Heh ball

[visual vortex]

Stoopido

[arctic escarp]

obviously its zealot

[jaunty path]

No I have intention and goal with what I say!

[rocky radish]

Simple minds, simple pleasures

[jaunty path]

i plan

and adapt

and overcome

[visual vortex]

Stooper

Stcoot

[arctic escarp]

ok but youre gay tho

[gilded socket]

Im not simpli im very complurx

[arctic escarp]

so opinion not valid twin

[marsh iris]

this is so spoopid

[visual vortex]

Coor

[arctic escarp]

🥀

[visual vortex]

Core

Apple

Corep

Core

[somber stream]

Yesterday i had cold slices served on a piece of bread, covered with caviar and a mug of warm Kompot to wash it all down

[visual vortex]

Ive developed the core of an apple

🪟📹

[gilded socket]

Shat up luchty (yay for you)

[somber stream]

Also a fresh onion, unsliced on the side, of course

[marsh iris]

fancy

[somber stream]

I feel as if my 'R' accent is getting obnoxiously loud

[gilded socket]

Why are you french a onion? Bad breaf? Goe dare!!!!

[visual vortex]

Ur supposed to eat onion whole 🙄

[marsh iris]

bro dont hard R

[ripe tangle]

Licht is slowly turning into a Russian Noble from right before the World War

[gilded socket]

Onion hole

[gilded socket]

Why are you so white

[visual vortex]

Onion in the hole

[zinc marsh]

Damn all you need is some strong stuff to finish the night.

[jaunty path]

You're lesbian

[visual vortex]

latina

[hazy kestrel]

Watch out for any commies nearby.

[ripe tangle]

I have Leucism…

[gilded socket]

Why

[somber stream]

The communist are coming for me, Lucia

[ripe tangle]

and I may be a vampire

[arctic escarp]

lesbina

https://tenor.com/view/discord-edited-message-cat-eating-watermelon-gif-12651679745378723106

[jaunty path]

Change ur name to carmilla

[somber stream]

I mixed some left over Soju with the Kompot

[ripe tangle]

No

[somber stream]

The result was.. underwhelming. Would've been perfect had it been vodka

[jaunty path]

gay + vampire = carmilla

[marsh iris]

you might turn north korean

[gilded socket]

Gay or europeen

[arctic escarp]

do yall pronounce that Car-me-yah

[somber stream]

Best Korea

[visual vortex]

Same thing

[hazy kestrel]

Car-mill-a, personally.

[jaunty path]

car milla

[gilded socket]

Shurr up fisch

I HATE fusicj

[visual vortex]

I should take your head as a trophy.

[gilded socket]

SUTPID FISCH

[visual vortex]

But we speak same

So i spare

[gilded socket]

Kills you with my mind

[visual vortex]

Say all u want

Brain too wicked smooth

Everything slides right off

[gilded socket]

Kill yourself kindly

[gloomy void]

Darktide

[visual vortex]

Even skateboards

[visual vortex]

Dont work

[gilded socket]

Im unemployed

[visual vortex]

Me 2

[hazy kestrel]

That would require me to be kind to myself, impossible.

[gilded socket]

Ok penis

[gilded socket]

U2 worst band ever

[visual vortex]

Let's set a car on fire in celebration of our similar vocabulary

[visual vortex]

U3 better

[gilded socket]

Lets kill @arctic escarp

[gilded socket]

U67

[visual vortex]

U76

[gilded socket]

Falloit76

[visual vortex]

Yi

[arctic escarp]

what did I do

[gilded socket]

Murder stabby tine

[knotty terrace]

fallout 69

[gilded socket]

Brefed

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m actually losing sentience by reading this conversation lmao.

Yet it’s compelling, somehow.

[visual vortex]

Shhhh

[gloomy void]

Fallout 67

[visual vortex]

It nappy time

😪

[gilded socket]

I soewk a truth so strong it enthralls the mortals

[knotty terrace]

i will send you to the nearest cornershop and hope you stub your toe

[visual vortex]

We are convicted trespassers

[gilded socket]

Kills you will

[visual vortex]

Trespassers into the sleepy realm

[arctic escarp]

didnt there was a vault 67 in the lore

[visual vortex]

Will ur kill

[gilded socket]

Why 6 7

[gilded socket]

Gaaaayyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ripe tangle]

What’s wrong with U2?

[arctic escarp]

6 7 🤪 🖐️

[visual vortex]

Me gay?

Or me yay?

[gilded socket]

Shhhhh white woman

[ripe tangle]

some of their songs are okay

[visual vortex]

That is the wuestion....

[gilded socket]

You yay yes

[visual vortex]

🤔

Need to ponder...

[ripe tangle]

Aren’t you white though?

[visual vortex]

No

Im white

[ripe tangle]

also why’re you calling people out on race?

also I’m not technically white

[gilded socket]

Do not strip my ethnicity from me

[twin dirge]

Guys I just ate a bug

[visual vortex]

Cockroachy

Bug man

[twin dirge]

Nah it was a gnat

[visual vortex]

Bug bender

[marsh iris]

tyranids fear this guy

[knotty terrace]

i thought you were fish coloured

[somber stream]

Asian is the new white, so you're 1 and a half white

[visual vortex]

Fish colored can be white

[gilded socket]

European is the nee white

[visual vortex]

🧠

[twin dirge]

I'm so white snow is camo

[gilded socket]

Why bird

??????

[arctic escarp]

the term white is very political too

[visual vortex]

I think Aki lied

Kill that guy.

[arctic escarp]

you can deadass be the palest korean guy ever and not be considered white

[marsh iris]

brown power

[gilded socket]

Why no white padded room

[knotty terrace]

at least you aint poo coloured

[arctic escarp]

or be a paler skinned Arab

and deadass peeps will call you brown

[visual vortex]

Maybe we're all colors?

[ripe tangle]

I’m half Korean and paler than basically every white person I’ve ever met

[gilded socket]

We all crode

[ripe tangle]

and I’m still not “white”

[marsh iris]

pale enough to see the veins?

[visual vortex]

Send proof of ur arm

[analog ivy]

just got to the end of what I thought was the campaign and now its asking me if I wanna do the battle for tertium or skip what the fuck is this

[ripe tangle]

No

[gilded socket]

Lets feast on her arm flesh

[visual vortex]

Yes

Turkey bone

[gilded socket]

Houngrary

[visual vortex]

😋

[somber stream]

In America, Asians are treated as white because they're more "privileged", grew to be quite an issue

[gilded socket]

Bug yum

[marsh iris]

chat is this real

[visual vortex]

No

[gilded socket]

No

I live in amerikkka

[visual vortex]

Me 2

[gilded socket]

Everything is gay libral now

Delcsired by me

[visual vortex]

Only in west

[clever torrent]

my favorite thing about America is all the different bugs we get to eat

[hazy kestrel]

Maxine’s got my vote.

[visual vortex]

I like the scorpions

They taste rlly good

[marsh iris]

going the thai crispy fried bug route?

[visual vortex]

U cant normally bite down on them cuz legs too strong

So u gotta swirl them and get them on belly

[gilded socket]

Im not vote for gou

[visual vortex]

Then u crunch

🧠

[hazy kestrel]

Oh.

[clever torrent]

people don't realize but New England is often referred to as the "Bug Eating Capitol"

[gilded socket]

Kills you

[knotty terrace]

wait maxine a woman?

[visual vortex]

Fills u with bugs

[hazy kestrel]

I would assume, I think.

Though I cannot be certain.

[marsh iris]

a wodog

[visual vortex]

Every time you get an injury u bleed bugs like oogie boogie from the jightmare before christmas

[knotty terrace]

quick fellas slide into maxine's dms

[somber stream]

Are you having a stroke, chat

[visual vortex]

Cant

[modest flume]

If I can control them, deal

[gilded socket]

I will mirder you all bitches

[hazy kestrel]

When are we not?

[gilded socket]

Kills you all

[visual vortex]

Im a witchie

[visual vortex]

🧹

[hazy kestrel]

BONK!

[marsh iris]

strokin' it

[visual vortex]

Check iut my broom

[gilded socket]

Fuak you

[gilded socket]

Go blay veteran

[visual vortex]

It slide off brain tho

[modest flume]

No thanks I'm good

[knotty terrace]

she knows she wants too

[marsh iris]

lets stroke chat

[visual vortex]

Vet good tho

[gilded socket]

Other wiman

[hazy kestrel]

Man, every day I miss If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device.

[gilded socket]

Murders

[modest flume]

Same

[rustic crescent]

what is wrong with stim lab? 3% viscosity, 15 second cooldown. my cooldown is 57 seconds..

[prisma cypress]

Women aren’t real

[visual vortex]

Train tunnel. V Train tunnel

[twin dirge]

I've done it

[visual vortex]

Youve done it

[twin dirge]

I've successfully driven off the ravenous horde

[modest flume]

I'm the Omnissiah's voice, my word is as true!

Oh you really think so? Fuck you.

[somber stream]

2AM meal, Spaghetti or Instant noodle?

[twin dirge]

It's only the stragglers left, CHARGEEE

[modest flume]

Spaghetti

[visual vortex]

Spagetti

[prisma cypress]

[modest flume]

Its 2 AM bro, gotta do spaghetti

[prisma cypress]

Maruchan

[somber stream]

Spaghetti take about 12-15 minutes to cook and prepare

[visual vortex]

Yeah but spaghetti

[twin dirge]

Chat

[modest flume]

Good, it's worth the wait

[visual vortex]

Hat

[twin dirge]

When did a brisk become 2.30

[gilded socket]

I live and do best within the arms of a physically stronger woman who listens to me blabber for hours while kissing and hugging me

[modest flume]

My man 🤝

[twin dirge]

Those things used to be a dolla

[prisma cypress]

You used to be a dollar

[visual vortex]

Like Lucia?

[twin dirge]

Relatable as fuck dude

[marsh iris]

instant noodles makes you feel sucky in the morning if you eat that before sleep

[visual vortex]

Hreat mind thinke alike

[gilded socket]

Mmmmmmiunno

[twin dirge]

You're right, price is up to 20 now

[somber stream]

Very well

[prisma cypress]

[hazy kestrel]

I do love a woman that can just sling me over her shoulder.

[somber stream]

Introducing, my favourite latenight pasta recipe:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vJPDvxgWKx4

[hazy kestrel]

So I agree.

[modest flume]

I knew I liked you

[visual vortex]

Yeah but any man like muscular woman to hold them

[marsh iris]

ramen hangover

[visual vortex]

Or just woman

[blissful herald]

Guessing I dont have the role, where is the memes channel

[somber stream]

Crazy, i'll be using this from now on

[visual vortex]

I wood like hug but have no arms

[twin dirge]

That doesn't exist

#zealot-class is meme channel

[visual vortex]

I have no arms and must hug

[gilded socket]

Big need, keeps me up at night

[prisma cypress]

Want a woman who can throw you through a wall go to a roller derby

[modest flume]

You know what I love? Just women in general, and with healthy relationships where both parties respect each other

[hazy kestrel]

My man!

[visual vortex]

Want woodman hoo can hug me and rock me like baby

[gilded socket]

Im not talking muscle mommy im talking just stronger than me

[twin dirge]

[visual vortex]

I take both

[twin dirge]

Realest shit

[visual vortex]

Ideal but not exist Nymore

Sald

Y

[modest flume]

Well, allow me to break the mold

[hazy kestrel]

Not with that attitude pal.

[gilded socket]

Just want other girl’s warmth

[blissful herald]

But theres youtube videos of meme compilations from the server :sadge:

[hazy kestrel]

IT’S TIME TO BRING CHIVALRIC ROMANCE BACK!

[ripe tangle]

GAAAAAAAAY

[somber stream]

How about afforable housing

[visual vortex]

That come second

[hazy kestrel]

That would be nice too.

[visual vortex]

Maybe thied

We need more water

Im rlly thirsty again

[somber stream]

Girls are nice and all but i'd like a roof on my head during winter

[modest flume]

Water is good

[ripe tangle]

Maxine is

[gilded socket]

Kill yorself

[somber stream]

Hell, a space for a raven

[ripe tangle]

Okay

[modest flume]

You know what's better? A roof over my head and my girl's (imaginary)

[somber stream]

Asking for a lot there

[visual vortex]

Ur girl is a housev

?

That rlly cool

[modest flume]

Oh that's the plot of Monster House

[visual vortex]

I wish i had girl that could become tent

[somber stream]

Just name your right hand "Your girl"

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit now that’s a throwback.

[somber stream]

[formal mortar]

Time to blast some 2hu music and play a racing game

[visual vortex]

Shoot the heart, man

Fortune cookie

[ripe tangle]

imagine if your girl was also your primary mode of transportation

[hazy kestrel]

God I wish.

[modest flume]

Can't disrespect my left like that

[visual vortex]

That owuld be sick

She could give me piggy back

[somber stream]

You're a leftie?

[modest flume]

Indeed

[formal mortar]

My girl is my primary mode of transportation she drives me everywhere

[somber stream]

Poggers

[visual vortex]

Me 2

Me and my entire mom's sids

[modest flume]

Is it fate that we met?

[somber stream]

Kiss.

[visual vortex]

Safe to say that we're soul-mates

[hazy kestrel]

Haha yes, sling me over your shoulder, warrior wife, carry me like a sack of potatoes please.

[visual vortex]

MYbe marriage?

[formal mortar]

im left handed too

[modest flume]

Alright deal

[hazy kestrel]

Lefty gang.

[somber stream]

And thus, love bloomed in general chat

[visual vortex]

I love you.

[ripe tangle]

I write with my right…

[visual vortex]

I want to take you away from all this.

[modest flume]

I love you too

[ripe tangle]

but smoke with my left

[formal mortar]

But i am ambidextrous as well

[visual vortex]

Haha l4d2 smoker

[modest flume]

Literally the smoker from L4D2

[hazy kestrel]

Do not ruin thine lungs please. So sayeth I, an asthmatic.

[visual vortex]

I wood NEVER smoke

[twin dirge]

I smoke with both hands cuz I roll fat ones

[visual vortex]

Im 2 cool to smoke

[timid geyser]

Time to go level my hive scum

[formal mortar]

I have asthma and say ruin your lungs if you want, they are yours

[modest flume]

I agree with this, says the person who lost their parent to stage 4 lung and brain cancer

[timid geyser]

I smoke with both hands cause I hold a joint a hand

Double fisting them joints

[visual vortex]

I use both hands to club my watermelon open

And 2 drink water

[twin dirge]

Real shit, lose the first one roll another then find the first again

[visual vortex]

Becuz i am thirsty

[modest flume]

I got you bro

[distant matrix]

Hey. So see that mister E guy. Is he a good source or a another hd2 youtuber?

[visual vortex]

Thank u

[timid geyser]

I use both hands to SLAY THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPORER

[modest flume]

Anything for my partner

[timid geyser]

According to his thumbnail playing orgyn is the worse thing in this game

[hazy kestrel]

My opinion is don’t bother with YouTuber slop, make your own fun builds and learn from experience.

[timid geyser]

I tend to not watch content that feels like its trying to be overly negative right on the thumbnail.

cause its content that is trying to get me to bitch about something the youtuber feels is important to them

[somber stream]

Sometimes i find myself missing the click of the flint. Mine designated five minutes of silence in a chaotic day. There was a specific, quiet peace in watching a grey plume dance upward and vanish into the night

[visual vortex]

Ogryn is the worst class in game tho in my opinion

[distant matrix]

Yeah fair. Just wondering of he a good source. And trust me I come from helldiver 2. Half the video posted are someone trying to explain how the game shit.

[somber stream]

Felt like exhaling your ghosts

[hazy kestrel]

Pure poetry, pal.

[visual vortex]

For a 10ft muscle mountain it doesnt elly fit that style

[modest flume]

Wha...? Is this true?

[timid geyser]

Battlefield 6 has been appearing on my feed as well XD

bunch of people bitching about BF6 on youtube right now

[visual vortex]

He doesnt rlly fit into tank

More like a back-line class like vet mow

[modest flume]

But it's fun slapping shit around (literally)

[visual vortex]

That's true

But his style dont fit it

Like his perks dont reward that style

It's all based around being support

[twin dirge]

Identity crisis

[distant matrix]

I usually just watch zanny tbh. However I got curious on how darktide youtuber are.

[visual vortex]

But you already have vet which does it better

[timid geyser]

Support tanks exists but yeah I guess

[visual vortex]

It shouldnt be 80% of the perk tree

And it shouldnt punish you for being a supporter

[twin dirge]

The vestal would like to speak to you

[timid geyser]

Tanking as far as mechanics go is just about eatting damage and not dieing.

[visual vortex]

The ogryn relies too much on coherency though to maintain that toughness which is the real issue

[modest flume]

Idk, maybe it's how I'm interpreting it but I'll have to disagree, I very much enjoy linebreaking on Ogryn

[visual vortex]

That's the fun perk

But i wish he had more survivability

[twin dirge]

Isn't ogryn like the second tankiest in the game?

[modest flume]

Hitting enemies Regen your toughness and Steady Grip regens your toughness when you can't hit anything and out of coherency

[visual vortex]

Id say third honestly

[timid geyser]

5-10% toughness depending on what you hit every swing .-.

[modest flume]

Steady Grip can out Regen pox gas

[timid geyser]

15% on heavy atack

[visual vortex]

I would NEVER to a heavy attack

That means extra effort

[timid geyser]

huh

[visual vortex]

And i am extremely lazy

[modest flume]

That's kinda ironic considering Ogryn used to be heavy attack only for a long time

[timid geyser]

I could of sworn heavy attack is like a normal thing you do all the time in gameplay

[lusty estuary]

if you think about it every ogryn swing is a heavy attack

[twin dirge]

Sometimes I wish arby had a taunt

[visual vortex]

I only use heavy when armored

[modest flume]

The rework introduced lights being viable, since all of his talents procced only on heavies

[modest flume]

I've found BtL and shock mines can CC about as well as a tauntgryn

[visual vortex]

They should make running for lime 3 seconds or something straight can cause human-sized enemies to be knocked over

[modest flume]

I've used it to great effect against rotten armor

[lusty estuary]

holding down the left mouse button hurts really bad so I never heavy attack but it also hurts when I click so I never do lights either

[visual vortex]

And the ogryn shouldnt drop a power cell because a single poxwalker smacks him on the ass

[visual vortex]

Yeah i auto-clicker

Too much effort to play 🙄

[modest flume]

Or he stubs his toe (gas, blight, flames)

[lusty estuary]

I just afk in matches and play transport defender in the corner of my screen

[visual vortex]

I actually go to sleep midgame and let my slave that resembles Golemn play for me

Which is why i die a bunch

I let him play

When i play i play rlly good

[modest flume]

You should play with me

[visual vortex]

I should

But after nap

[modest flume]

Have a good rest

[visual vortex]

Thank you my husband

[lusty estuary]

I make my chud son who I had to grind out my runescape account play the game sometimes but he's half blind and in perpetual pain

[modest flume]

You're welcome my love

[knotty terrace]

get a room

[rocky radish]

Fancy. I play using speech recognition. I'm just screaming at my PC all match as I attack every few seconds

[visual vortex]

I make my little third-world slave sell my Osrs girlfriends

Too bad he cant count

🙄

[lusty estuary]

lets all pool our money together to get in on the ground floor of this new play to earn crypto nft pokemon clone

[somber stream]

Oh right

Didn't we just glass Penta

[modest flume]

I don't know I'm not an archeologist

[somber stream]

Fake Helldiver

[twin dirge]

We should all pool together and buy Bitcoin then sell and split the money

Ez

[somber stream]

SE just made yet another wormhole
Meridia 2: Electric boogaloo

[twin dirge]

Fool proof plan with no way of failing

I'll ofc be in charge of it

[lusty estuary]

they're calling this the first neutral money printer

if we always just get back to exactly where we started then we can never lose

[twin dirge]

Did y'all see that Florida is making an onlyfans tax

Kinda fire ngl

[modest flume]

[lusty estuary]

why are they doing that instead of anything else

[twin dirge]

That poor governor is gonna get firebombed by the gooners

[twin dirge]

It's to discourage people from starting an of

[lusty estuary]

well

[tall scarab]

and why are they doing that lol

[twin dirge]

Hard to start when you're getting smacked with a 50% tax

[lusty estuary]

now call me crazy

[twin dirge]

Idunnoman

I just share info I hear

[lusty estuary]

if they really wanted to discourage people from seeking secondary sources of income

[tall grove]

Well that’s rogue trader beaten

Peak game

[lusty estuary]

maybe they could... bear with me here...

raise the minimum wage...?

[twin dirge]

I love 7.25 minimum wage!!!!

[knotty terrace]

truer words have never being spoken

[twin dirge]

[tall grove]

And let the… the… ugh, poors have a liveable wage?
Scandalous!

[lusty estuary]

well the serfs do deserve less

[somber stream]

Think of the billionaires. How will they be able to afford their 3rd Yatch now

[twin dirge]

When can I upgrade to noble, I've been a serf for too long

[delicate vapor]

[lusty estuary]

being poor is a moral failure I think I'm not quite sure but the voice that speaks to me in my dream assures me I'm of a higher standing because of my gold and jewels

[tall grove]

Nomos being a fragment of the void dragon was a genuine shock, wasn’t expecting that
Of course, I knew before embarking on the last mission because they decided to make his portrait the void dragon before revealing for some reason, but still, cool twist

Awesome game

[lusty estuary]

let's raise this c'tan shard right

[twin dirge]

Gonna go buy condoms and pretend I don't have enough then come back with plastic wrap

[tall grove]

Literally what happened lol

[lusty estuary]

the rogue trader isn't a step parent they're the parent who stepped up

[knotty terrace]

nomos is a fragment of the void dragon hiding in the depths of mars if i remember correctly

[tall grove]

^Shakespeare never died

[tall grove]

So cool that we taught him empathy

[lusty estuary]

iconoclast ftw

[twin dirge]

Woe, warp daemons upon ye

[knotty terrace]

oh no did you get the ending i think you did iconclast

[tall grove]

Yeah I did an iconoclast run
Peak

[tall grove]

Yep
Love iconoclast

[knotty terrace]

peak yes but the rogue trader dies

[twin dirge]

Death is temporary, being sick asf is forever

[tall grove]

Okay? I’m only human
We aren’t exactly known for our lifespans

[frosty moss]

[twin dirge]

It's drip or drown and I'm afraid of water

[tall grove]

So empathetic the imperium sent the navy after me lol

[knotty terrace]

no the rogue trader dies before his or her time

[lusty estuary]

nomos eradicate these haters of peace and love

[twin dirge]

Just explode the navy tbh

And the imperium

[tall grove]

No? It said I was in my deathbed and said nothing about anything else

[twin dirge]

Someone, dirty bomb grandpa

[tall grove]

Truth nuke

[knotty terrace]

nani your nomos didn't put up a shield cutting off your domain from the imperium?

[twin dirge]

Someone mail emps a pipe bomb

[tall grove]

Yes he did

I meant nothing else regarding my death, save for yrliet’s presence

[knotty terrace]

but your rogue trader died on his death bed from old age?

[tall grove]

Yep

[lusty estuary]

well everybody dies eventually

[knotty terrace]

fuck the imperium killed my rogue trader than nomos put up a shield cutting off the warp and the imperium

[gilded socket]

I fucking hate panic attacks

[tall grove]

Well
Uh
Womp womp I guess
I died in the presence of my eldar gf

[knotty terrace]

not really womp womp at least mine died fighting

couldn't ask for anything more

[tall grove]

You died giving in to your barbaric nature 🥱

[lusty estuary]

died a martyr for the cause so it was probably worth it

unfortunately dying of old age in a universe with the goo that makes you young is negative aura

[knotty terrace]

i mean there always the halo device

[tall grove]

Nah it means I lived so long that it stopped working
Trust

[lusty estuary]

a little bit of cannibalism never hurt nobody

[clever torrent]

OH YEAH?

TELL THAT TO MY FRIEND NICK "EATEN BY CANNIBALS" SULLIVAN

[light heron]

Well how's Nick doin'???

[lusty estuary]

that's fine and it was probably good that he got eaten

[clever torrent]

NOT WELL

[light heron]

Well daaamn!

[knotty terrace]

the halo device is not something you want to be using

[light heron]

Makes you look yucky.

[lusty estuary]

that's only if you die

which I'd never let happen

I will be the first ethical vampire

[twin dirge]

It's me, I'm the cannibal that ate Nick

[knotty terrace]

lord have mercy this guy doesn't know

[twin dirge]

Turn me into a vampire too plz, will do anything

[light heron]

Spit out his fingers, dag nabbit!

[twin dirge]

No, his bones have lots of calcium

Tastes like chicken

[light heron]

You coulda got CALCIUM at the corner store, you yobbo!

[lusty estuary]

the prince said I'm not allowed to do that anymore

[twin dirge]

I'm staking you asap

IF I CANT BE ONE NOBODY CAN

[knotty terrace]

as the old sane goes if you know you know

[lusty estuary]

caine warned me about people like you.

[twin dirge]

Smells like sulfur

[knotty terrace]

oh yeah is this about how i met your mother

[lusty estuary]

the second inquisition WILL NOT take my property from me I OWN this abandoned warehouse

[gilded socket]

I dont like this

[hazy kestrel]

Philosophy helped me a lot with those.

[gilded socket]

I dont like this at all

[hazy kestrel]

Do ya need more philosophy to help you get through this pal? I can grab my books if you need it.

[gilded socket]

Pman its fibe

I just

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

[gilded socket]

Need to breathe

[hazy kestrel]

[modest flume]

IF YOU CAN BREATHE, YOU CAN KILL

[thorn wedge]

Modifier:pox gas

[somber stream]

make a detailed 4 pages long report with specific links and down to minute details
Region manager: "k"

[thorn wedge]

"Why is my pen sending me reports?"

[light heron]

LEAVE NONE ALIVE!

[marsh iris]

kid named none:

[nimble glade]

Cane?

Brotherhood of NOD?

Command and Conquer Tiberium Wars?

[modest flume]

IN THE NAME OF KANE

[nimble glade]

That Kane!

That's the one.

Proto Emperor

[marsh iris]

KANE LIVES

[modest flume]

WE GOT THE ROCKETS

[limber zealot]

How's it going for you fellas this wonderful evening?

[nimble glade]

Bliss

[sleek harness]

Rocks don't breathe but they killed my sibling

[modest flume]

Better now that you're here

[limber zealot]

Thanks Repulsive Bushman

[nimble glade]

Purging the local block fodder for sneezing again. Good times.

[modest flume]

You are welcome, Phrog

[limber zealot]

Classic

I'm not doing ANYTHING illegal today

So you don't have to worry about little old me

[nimble glade]

[marsh iris]

you sneeze, you cease

[limber zealot]

There are no substance farms hidden in my house💯

I swear officer

[nimble glade]

Mandate Edict-

[ancient violet]

<@&735928989146939404> that link is extremely sus, I don't even need to click it

Hurry they are about to spread it

[drowsy lynx]

<@&735928989146939404>

[round mica]

dawg what

[ancient violet]

Dam they really got me

[misty trench]

looks like the account got stolen

[knotty terrace]

oh great we have a tough guy in the discord

[nimble glade]

@misty trench excellent work, Proctor Hun.

The Lex is once victorious, again.

This is the will of the Lex.

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-rdr-rdr2-rdr1-gun-gif-7116805855926794029

[drowsy lynx]

I've been hadron blocked from saying some questionable things, I'm surprised that person managed to get that particular word through

[knotty terrace]

you know what i can go for rn

a blueberry cheesecake

[misty trench]

yeah not sure how that got through either

[light heron]

I could go for some nachos...

[gilded socket]

The fuck happened

[knotty terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

hackerman

[drowsy lynx]

low effort troll

[misty trench]

bot fail more likely

[hazy kestrel]

Just get a burrito bowl from Chipotle and some chips. There ya go.

[gilded socket]

How so

[drowsy lynx]

posting racism and porn links

[hazy kestrel]

Speaking of, man I could go for another burrito bowl right about now.

[knotty terrace]

@gilded socket some racist coom dumpster happened

[light heron]

I would... if I wasn't blocked by...
One... two...
Two and a half hours of work left.

I do like money.

[hazy kestrel]

You will be able to obtain your nachos soon, then.

[light heron]

Thanks, kang.

[knotty terrace]

im surprised with the amont of wacko shit i've said in this discord so far i havent being banned

[rough verge]

They only ban you if youre a fan of He Who Shant Be Named

[gilded socket]

Low effort slop

[gilded socket]

Lame

[gilded socket]

The T

[crimson vine]

What did I miss?

[ancient violet]

Ok so they posted a pretty SUS link and I pinged the mods

Then they called me the n word

Then they got nuked

Truly a discord moment

[knotty terrace]

the only thing i'm a fan of is chewing ass and kicking bubble gum and i'm all outta ass

[gilded socket]

Lmfaooooooo

[knotty terrace]

[boreal stirrup]

Ok correct me if I'm wrong but would anyone besides me like to see a disgraced mechanicus classic in the game or a chaos hunter class??

[ancient violet]

Dark Mechanicus is canon already

[kindred cliff]

A tech acolyte, maybe. Anyone higher up in the Mechanicus would be too augmented to be balanced imo.

[boreal stirrup]

Not a playable class though

[boreal stirrup]

Ya I'm talking about a low level mechanicus has some robot parts but not alot

[kindred cliff]

It's possible, but I'm not sure who we'll get next.

[cosmic burrow]

If we get mechanicus class its gonna be tech adept at most imo.

Unless fatshark proves me wrong

[marsh iris]

apex crypto class

[rough verge]

I could see skitarii cause Hadron referenced it but if they do admech its likely a low level tech adept

[fair bridge]

and it has to be like, a lot of them

there needs to be a good reason to have a shitload of them

[round mica]

either that or specific character to bypass
maybe the i was different than the regular one

[misty trench]

probs yeah

[elder merlin]

[cosmic burrow]

Remember atoma is cut off from space travel

[rough verge]

No I dont remember

[kindred cliff]

If I was a Copium Addict, I'd hope for an Arco-Flagellant

[rough verge]

If I was DELUSIONAL I would hope for sicarian infiltrator

[twin dirge]

God sometimes the urge to wash my toaster is insatiable

[round mica]

big dawg those are servitors

they have like

no consciousness to have interactions between characters

unless it's a half-botched servitorization compared to the medicae servitor whom we see still begging to be released or stuff like that

it's very very unlikely

[kindred cliff]

So? It'd be hilarious to see them freaking out over this growling, raged-out cyborg monstrosity

Besides, I'm no copium addict. I know it's crazy.

[astral basin]

F i missed another heretic being put down

[marsh iris]

tech adept with skateboard with legs, like inquisitor martyr mechanicus dude

[round mica]

sus link and said the hard r

[twin dirge]

I should get a pet

Chat what's a good pet that won't get eaten by a dog

[gloomy void]

A bear

[kindred cliff]

A bigger dog

[round mica]

anything could be eaten by a dog if the dog tries hard enough

[twin dirge]

All fair points

[fair bridge]

i hate playstation players

[marsh iris]

eats a dog it dog world

[fair bridge]

go play madden

[kindred cliff]

Alternatively, a pet rock.
Very low maintenance

[rough verge]

Madden lowkey stinks. Even as a football fan its just a slopfest

Hyper monetized like a mobile game

[fair bridge]

i feel like they listen to music and like mute the game

never had a ps player that locked in

they're throwers unfortunately

[nocturne bloom]

Honey badger

[marsh iris]

Cyber-Honey badger would be sick

[tall grove]

Rock

[rough verge]

A bird

Bird just fly away

[gloomy void]

😭

[fair bridge]

sorry!

i only arrived at this conclusion through pure statistics

[gritty carbon]

an anaconda

[fair bridge]

the math doesn't lie

[gloomy void]

Pc players talking shit about us while i watch so many of them try to speedrun an auric and die instantly

[fair bridge]

not player(s). player, singular

[gloomy void]

Nah i see plenty of pc players do this

[fair bridge]

must be something to that...

[gloomy void]

Simple answer is most players on all platforms are shit because casual gamers suck ass

[gloomy void]

Toxic personalities

[rough verge]

Video game racism is crazy

[astral basin]

Rule #1 with ferrets: if its in reach, it will be shit on

[rough verge]

Imagine hating me for my platform and im just playing the game

[fair bridge]

i do

[hidden whale]

counterpoint: I only see console players do it

[fair bridge]

pure hatred

[hidden whale]

so now we have two contradictory realities

[gloomy void]

Kinda my point

[fair bridge]

i'm inclined to believe the one that makes me right

yeah!!!

[gloomy void]

👆

[astral basin]

Rule #2 with ferrets: anything thats climbable within 3 feet is within reach of a ferret

[rough verge]

Me when im not good at the game i have like 10 hours in

[boreal stirrup]

Um for a chaos hunter I was thinking that they collect trophies from the different chaos monsters they had killed like on one outfit there could have a plague ogren horn on there outfit

[rough verge]

(J*b)

[hidden whale]

jk. the real reason is that people who simultaneously talk shit and are bad tend to stand out as hypocritical, so we hyperfixate on them despite them likely being an outlier

[twin dirge]

Don't be a hypocrite

Just kiss the floor

[marsh iris]

[hidden whale]

"most" people dont say anything, and are average at the game

except console players cause they suck

[boreal stirrup]

What do you all think of chaos hunter who collect's trophies from the different chaos monsters they have slane??

[fair bridge]

anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and probably smells bad

i win

[shy sandal]

How's the console experience?

[hidden whale]

counterpont: everyone smells bad

its a darktide discord server

c:

[fair bridge]

i smell good idk what ur talking about

[hidden whale]

(not me, I smell like lavender)

[rough verge]

Im on ps5 and I rarely notice performance tanks

I have a good time

[gloomy void]

Nuh uh

[astral basin]

Rule #3: ferrets can ONLY eat meat. Chicken and duck soup are the usual meals
Rule #4: ferrets are very social. If you are not able to provide entertainment for the majority of the time its awake, get another ferret
Rule #5: ferrets tend to go limp when sleeping. They are NOT dead.

[kindred cliff]

I smell like dill, so meh

[astral basin]

Pickle?

[hidden whale]

whys this guy posting ferret rules

[kindred cliff]

Aye

[astral basin]

Someone may want a ferret idk

[shy sandal]

My only gripe with console players is that some of them don't know they can mute their mic, so you hear their entire household and button clicking

[hidden whale]

proximity chat moment

[woeful hare]

what should i be looking at to know if a weapon can go to 500

[hidden whale]

idk how multiple of them could exist at the same time

[astral basin]

Ferrets are cat software in rodent hardware
Foxes are cats in dogs
Owls are cats in birds

[fair bridge]

their smoke detectors are always going off in the background

it's so sad...

[kindred cliff]

beep

[astral basin]

Racist

[fair bridge]

i would hate to own a console..... it sounds awful.......

[astral basin]

My apartment complex had a smoke alarm beeping through the whole neighborhood
Lasted a month
I think landlord found it

[shrewd mauve]

😆

[astral basin]

I gotta start opening a window when i wanna use my microwave/ air fryer
Smokey goes ape when its done

[shy sandal]

It's a pretty good deal if you want to just game here and there, and you're not a basement dweller

I'm more towards PC cause my work depends on it aswel

[astral basin]

Halo hipfire on console is where i learned to play shooters
Needless to say
My aim sucks

[shy sandal]

Speaking of work, i think I'll take a small break tomorrow

Spent my whole weekend awake working

[gilded socket]

Yk maybe im just making myself even more paranoid

[twin flower]

The Warmaster, Horus Lubricant

[shy sandal]

Horus Leprechaun

[prisma cypress]

Queerious Lebanon

[wheat harness]

Hours Longevity

[twin dirge]

Man maybe Horus had a point

[rough verge]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[gilded socket]

SHUT UP

[rough verge]

:]

[prisma cypress]

It’s inside

Check your walls

Check your skin

[rough verge]

I learned from lego star wars

[rough verge]

There are rats in your bedroom

[gilded socket]

Definitely not rats

[rough verge]

Yet

[twin dirge]

OH HOLY ORIUS

Sorry

[twin dirge]

It's because you're the rat

[drowsy prawn]

free protein

[gilded socket]

No

[lusty estuary]

no that's kane the alien first murderer and political radical. caine is the first murderer first vampire and also LA cab driver

[twin dirge]

Yes, stinky lil rat

[lusty estuary]

pick up the book of nod and learn a little something

[rough verge]

OHH SHIG

A RAT

[twin flower]

dances

[somber stream]

[twin flower]

el ratta

[gilded socket]

Im not a rat but i am dog? I dunno sometimes

[lusty estuary]

some rats are dogs

[twin flower]

Ratdog

[somber stream]

We're all rat now

Partaking in the endless race

[lusty estuary]

have you ever seen a bosavi woolly rat

that's a dog

[rough verge]

If I was a rodent I wojld be a racoon

[lusty estuary]

raccoons get given cotton candy and because they like to wash their food they put the cotton candy in the water and the cotton candy disappears so unfortunately that's a negative aura animal

[somber stream]

I don't think Raccoons are rodent...

[gilded socket]

Ouhh

[marsh iris]

im a BureaucRat

[nocturne bloom]

Carnivora

[somber stream]

Also fun fact, Opossums while look like rat, are actually related to Kangaroos

[twin dirge]

Fair, you are a dog

[shy sandal]

If i were a rodent, i would be a giraffe

[lusty estuary]

america's only marsupial baby

[twin dirge]

I would be an opossum

Cuz they look like me

Frfr

[gilded socket]

Yuh

[lusty estuary]

opossums are unfortunately also a negative aura animal because they play dead instead of being stoike in the face of adversity

[twin dirge]

Squirrel

[twin flower]

what about skinks

[lusty estuary]

skink rhymes with stink

[twin flower]

a mongoose

[gilded socket]

No

[shy sandal]

Are bats rodents?

[lusty estuary]

mongeese are positive aura

bats are not rodents

[drowsy prawn]

aura king is the honey badger 😤

[twin dirge]

Honey badger don't give a fuck

[lusty estuary]

bats are chiroptera

[twin dirge]

Bats are chia pets?

[lusty estuary]

honey badgers are negative aura because of soy rage

yeah

if you pour water on a bat it doesn't like that

[twin flower]

isnt only the american badgers that are pure rage

[lusty estuary]

yeah but in far cry the honey badger kills you

[rough verge]

I love bats

Sky puppys

[marsh iris]

are they really tanky and have high pain tolerance?

[shy sandal]

I like brown bears cause they sleep and eat (like me)

[lusty estuary]

bears are positive aura

[twin flower]

They have dense ass furs, and eat poisonous snakes to get high

[lusty estuary]

body positivity is important

[twin flower]

they got so many parasites tho

[rough verge]

Bears are solid muscle

[shy sandal]

I remember dolphins also eat pufferfish to get high

[rough verge]

Nvm I googled it they have 40% bf

[twin flower]

dolphins are sadistic bruh

[drowsy prawn]

dolphins do a lot of things to get high 😏

[rough verge]

Yall ever seen a bat eat a banana? Cutest shit in the world

[shy sandal]

Mammals are the most sadistic and cruel group of animals.

[twin flower]

but have they fucked something to death?

[somber stream]

Dolphins can and WILL violate you, if given the chance

[twin flower]

This lmao

[shy sandal]

Dolphins are mammals...

[marsh iris]

freaky ahhh dolphins

[lusty estuary]

to be fair to dolphins it's not done sadistically they just don't have any reason to think about that

[rough verge]

How do you know bro

[shy sandal]

I don't fw dolphins, sea lions and orckas.

The ungodly trio of the ocean

[lusty estuary]

a whale told me

[somber stream]

I love Orcas

[lusty estuary]

whales are like god in the ocean

[somber stream]

Cool beast

[shy sandal]

They are evil

[lusty estuary]

I cannot think of a more pointlessly evil act than killing a whale

[rough verge]

I like otters. Ik they are little imps byt theyre so cute

[lusty estuary]

whales are people

[somber stream]

Terrifying as they are, they've never touched a human in the ocean. Saved us in some ocassions, even

[twin flower]

Is that why we see some on land soemtimes

[drowsy prawn]

it's funny how things like orca which are infamous killers in the water never attack humans

[somber stream]

They're smart enough to know humanity is capable of doing things to their species

[shy sandal]

They mangle animals by throwing them up in the sky and eat baby whales on front of their mothers

[somber stream]

And, they pass it down the line

[shy sandal]

I DO NOT fw that

[marsh iris]

until you enslave them to do some shows

[somber stream]

It's nature

[somber stream]

One of them killed 3 humans

[drowsy prawn]

it's true, heard some say it's because their ancestors saw whales got shanked almost to extinction

[somber stream]

You don't keep an animal with that level of intelligent captive and expect them to behave

[marsh iris]

bro had enough

[lusty estuary]

if you think about it we kinda do the same thing

[somber stream]

They cooperate with human to hunt whales, in a certain bay in Southern Australia, annually

[shy sandal]

Yeah, but we are more cold and apathetic about it. Orcas do that for fun

[fiery wave]

Depends on the human.

[somber stream]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales

[shy sandal]

It's like the difference between killing someone with a bullet to the head and slowly torturing someone

[lusty estuary]

well

see the problem is we also do that to most animals we eat

[rough verge]

I love bats chat

[lusty estuary]

bats are positive aura animal

[marsh iris]

throw in a centipede

[lusty estuary]

they hang upside down and eat fruit and sometime bugs

[rough verge]

Theyre friggin bird dogs

And they hug themselves and yawn

[lusty estuary]

bat eating grape gif

[somber stream]

Fruit bats are cute

Sky rat

[rough verge]

I want a bat

Im probably gonna volunteer at a bat sanctuary just for thr vibes

[shy sandal]

I think majority of slaughterhouse workers just do it for the sake of doing it, they don't have a sadistic pleasure with it... I hope...

[lusty estuary]

no normally they just get ptsd

[shy sandal]

See? Orcas be doing that and laughing, that's why i don't trust them

[delicate vapor]

Having hot dogs tonight all by myself

[lusty estuary]

orcas are not working in a slaughterhouse...

how would they fit?

they're too big.

[fiery wave]

Most are, but still sure some get glee out of it. Legal after all.

[hushed sorrel]

where do i post too look for a party?

[lusty estuary]

there are studies that showcase how people do develop violent tendencies from long-term employment on the killing floor

[delicate vapor]

[timid geyser]

only bad thing about a new character

[shy sandal]

Lfg channels

[timid geyser]

trying not to fall asleep while playing uprising XD

[lusty estuary]

or at least fear-based reactions from just the sheer scale of slaughter

I think there's an industry time limit for how long someone is allowed to work slaughtering animals to avoid people becoming sociopaths

[fiery wave]

Just save it when you need sleep then.

[fiery wave]

People just stop caring at some point.

[somber stream]

I know a guy working in a morgue

The smell, it follows you home

No matter how much you wash yourself, no matter how many layers of clothes you wear

There will always be a faint scent to it

[fiery wave]

Of death.

[astral basin]

Same with undertakers and pathologists

[shy sandal]

Kinda crazy how we are always taught to brace for death, but we never actually take it well when it happens

[somber stream]

smells like rotten pork

[shy sandal]

You'd think you know how it is, but, you don't

[fiery wave]

Until the final moments when your body just gives in and lets go.

[twin dirge]

FUHHH THAT, finna throw hands wit death he try and take my ass

I ain't going quietly mf

[shy sandal]

Anyways, on a lighter note my head hurts

[fiery wave]

They say man is but long pork.

[twin dirge]

My nipples are hard as diamonds cuz it's like 20° outside

[somber stream]

There are things best kept to yourself

[shy sandal]

John Pork. Old people's boogeyman

[astral basin]

What if
I hold it in on my last days
Treat the doctors with an impacted colon after i die

[somber stream]

Pork but x3 times the odor

[twin dirge]

I can cut diamonds with them

[somber stream]

We smell like shit dying

[delicate vapor]

All these franks and no sauce

[fierce cave]

No

[fiery wave]

People sometimes say too much.

[astral basin]

Dont need sauce
Those franks be filthy

[somber stream]

[fiery wave]

Heh. Likely because our diets.

[fierce cave]

Johnathan pork

[somber stream]

Pork off

[fierce cave]

I'm porking it

[shy sandal]

Shaq timeout gif

[twin dirge]

Gonna kiss you you keep ts up homie

[twin dirge]

And iant gonna say no homo

[twin flower]

Kiss who

[twin dirge]

I mean, you offering?

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

At least buy me dinner first

[twin dirge]

No dinner

Maybe McDonald's otw

[twin flower]

money?

[shy sandal]

I should go to bed, gn

[twin flower]

aight that works

[twin dirge]

I could go for a biggy mac

[marsh iris]

dinner for bed energy

[fierce cave]

Im waiting

[twin dirge]

This is a lie, I only like their fries

[somber stream]

Ever had chicken nuggets and fries on the bed while watching Barbie before?

I have

[twin dirge]

You gonna keep waiting, I already kissed you last night

[fierce cave]

Can't believe ts

[twin dirge]

Gotta share the love smh

[fierce cave]

[twin dirge]

Stop being stingy

[fierce cave]

[marsh iris]

trapper said the same thing

[somber stream]

And she said she only has eyes for me

[rough verge]

Im gonna pork

[marsh iris]

oh no wonder she blindfolded while kissing

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

Chattanooga

[astral basin]

I forgot about that
Imma use it around updates from now on

[acoustic pebble]

Fem outlaw: "I like a big strong fell who knows a way around a bit of carnage"

Male Professional: "I don't doubt it"

Fem outlaw: "A shame you're so moody"

Male Professional: "It works for me"

[lyric frigate]

sextus minoris 67

[astral basin]

Prof / outlaw
Suched a missed opportunity

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Bounty hunter: "Think I can get some covering fire in the next one?"

Male Professional: "Sure, you seem like a handy lass"

Fem Bount Hunter: "Appreciated. Thanks handsome"

Male Professional: "Just make sure yo- wait, what?"

[marsh iris]

i need to hear this

[astral basin]

Now im happy

[plain grove]

Would be cute if she wasn’t scouse

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Come on! Let's kick the heretics in!"

Fem anarchist: "Oooohhh yeah! Yell some more! I love it!!"

Male Professional: "Pay attention! We got a fight coming on!!"

Fem anarchist: "Mmm yyeeaahhh... more!"

Male Fatalist: "There is word that you are famous with the female lex-breakers. Care to explain?"

Male Professional: "I don't know. Ask them if you're so curious."

Male Fatalist: "Their male counter-parts are complaining."

Male Professional: "Groans Don't I know it..."

[astral basin]

Hmmmmmm

[lyric frigate]

mmmmmm…. no.

[rough verge]

Fat shark was so freaky with these lines

[acoustic pebble]

There IS another

[fiery wave]

Do not like since only interested in yuri.

[astral basin]

Ho

[rough verge]

Is that like a person

[fiery wave]

No.

[rough verge]

Yuri form spider man ps4

[lyric frigate]

is there yaoi.

[fiery wave]

I just said I want wlw.

[lyric frigate]

in the 41st millenium there MUST be yaoi.

[astral basin]

Is that a new acronym for world of warcraft?

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Would you stop crowding me?!"

Female Outlaw: "Maybe I don't want anything bad to happen to you, ever think of that?"

Male Professional: "I'll take my chances."

Female Outlaw: "With the rotters or with me?"

[fiery wave]

Do you not know lesbians?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes. Male Maul and Jokaero

[rough verge]

Youre telling me millions of regular dudes are packed together and there isnt two that are gay

[rough verge]

No I do om just goofin