general-chat

[jaunty path]

I think you get more cover if ur short

but if ur tall

you can shoot more

[molten charm]

i made my vet an absolute manlet

[delicate kite]

Tyrion Lannister?

[visual vortex]

I like eating bullets

[molten charm]

Not bolts though. Taste funny

[elder merlin]

Yo @misty trench, Raki doesnt know about Kung-Fu Hustle, ban him

[visual vortex]

I eat all bullets

Bolters are good when eaten raw because they pop in ur mouth

Lasgun rounds are good when fired because you can open your mouth and taste them

They r a git spicey tho

[misty trench]

wtf

[visual vortex]

Regular bullets are fine but have no flavor

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/guantazo-hostia-gif-6662900341324413228

[elder merlin]

Thats what im sayin

[visual vortex]

What is ur favorite bullet to eat

[misty trench]

licorice bullets

[visual vortex]

I like 50.cal

[misty trench]

that's fair

[visual vortex]

I like you

[misty trench]

lots of weight to 'em

[visual vortex]

We should set a car on fire in celebration of similar thoughts

[jaunty path]

sports fans:

[visual vortex]

Only when the team the fans like loses

Then they kill the referee and coaches

[jaunty path]

I wonder if they legititmately need to go into hiding

[visual vortex]

Probably

[sleek harness]

Sorry for not being a grandpa

[dire kayak]

bolter round

[sleek harness]

I just heard about it

[visual vortex]

One team will never play in like brazil or something because a drug cartel told them that if they lose they'd kill them all

Maybe it was a cartel

Or maybe it was just the civilians

[delicate kite]

Dude im moving to Brazil

I am the new cartel

[sleek harness]

Welcome

I am going to stab your liver and steal your money

[visual vortex]

They do that in vegas

[delicate kite]

Its ok I have been trough it once already

I grew up in russia

[visual vortex]

I thought you were about to say england

[sleek harness]

I thought for a moment that you would say that you grew on London

[delicate kite]

No : (
But I think shanking is like shagging - culturally identical

[visual vortex]

I

Love the

Tar and feather

Chicken time

🐔🍗

[elder merlin]

Just terrible

[visual vortex]

I realized thing

[sleek harness]

Also Paul did you saw the black hole

[elder merlin]

I dont have one big enough

[sleek harness]

No Paul I am serious here

Stop making baby jokes

[elder merlin]

So am i

Its too small

[sleek harness]

You won't ever be like your young self

[elder merlin]

No shit

Not that i'd want to be

[sleek harness]

But don't you fear death?

[elder merlin]

Well, maybe the body, but not so much my mind

[sleek harness]

Being old makes you have less time to live

[elder merlin]

Everyone dies, why be afraid of it? Its just like sleep really, i was fine not existing from the start of the universe to 34 years ago

Death is just returning to nonexistence

[sleek harness]

Thoughtful

Though I would like to see what is going to happen after 100 years

[elder merlin]

I want to die, so this isnt the kinda gotcha statement you want it to be

[elder merlin]

Im none to interested in it given the nature of humanity and current events

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Mandate Edict: Leak Spoilers, source.. revealed to me in a dream.

[silk crystal]

well then, nothing like getting in under the wire for melk's contracts

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Adeptus Mechanicus class confirmed!

[silk crystal]

726/750 dregs killed with melee, and 7/8 missions, and ~2 hrs remaining

[sleek harness]

You think the earth will explode in 100 years because of humanity?

[nimble glade]

Y'all wanna know what the 8th class is?

[sleek harness]

Markus Kruber

[elder merlin]

Doubtful, humanity doesnt have the power to destroy a planet in that way, we'll more than likely just keep doing the same terrible shit we've always done

[nimble glade]

Yes.

[hazy kestrel]

WE ARE SO BACK GRAIL KNIGHT-BROS!

[nimble glade]

Jokes aside, it's Sisters of Battle something. Lol

I'm skipping the Adeptus Mechanicus class,but at least others will be happy.

Patience is key.

Fat shark got us covered.

Trust

Might tryout Sisters, but Elder merc is 9th class.

Source:

My visions

[elder merlin]

Misinformation in chat?

[sleek harness]

Zealot 2 but with Space Marines level of armor

[elder merlin]

Just another tuesday

[nimble glade]

Revealed to me in a dream

[sleek harness]

He dreamed of a Sister of Battles crushing his balls

[elder merlin]

[nimble glade]

Idk what the classes will be called, but they're definitely working on those or something similar.

Trust

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia stands

[nimble glade]

Karskin drip yet?

Full helmets?

[gloomy tartan]

I NEED IT

[nimble glade]

[gloomy tartan]

Kasrkin double tap

The highly advanced technique of double tap requires advanced training lmao

[nimble glade]

Just remember to save the tainted rations again if they bring back that event. Tithe must flow regardless.

[stable bison]

i cant start havoc because someone has unfinished havoc round but they cannot cancel it

[sleek harness]

Yall freaks just need to wait 6 days for new drip

[gloomy tartan]

It havok no work reform group

[nimble glade]

Lol yeah very common

[sleek harness]

Which will (most unlikely) be Cadian drip

[stable bison]

any fixes

[nimble glade]

I wish Havoc had a separate quick play match making

[gloomy tartan]

Make sure everyone says hi to there dukane grandma then close and reform group

[stable bison]

they went in and out once already hasnt helped

[gloomy tartan]

No no no

Close ENTIRE GROIP

[nimble glade]

[gloomy tartan]

literaly full restart that shit lol

Close the entire group

Re invite them all

You gotta close the whole ass group

[nimble glade]

Too much work

[gloomy tartan]

End that shit

Yes

Troubleshooting bugs is work lol

[nimble glade]

[gloomy tartan]

This consistently fixed the bug for me

[stable bison]

didnt work

[gloomy tartan]

It is dumb tho

You ended the whole group ?

[stable bison]

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Not just kicked everyone else?

[stable bison]

yea

[gloomy tartan]

Damn ok

[inner cedar]

are the servers down ?

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone has to restart the game

[stable bison]

ikr usually you just have the button to cancel

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass

I have no other ideas lol

If that doesn’t work then servers being fucky

Data gremlins

It is lagging hard as hell for me on the Morningstar

I’m going with data gremlins

[stable bison]

didnt help

[gloomy tartan]

Any tech priests or servitors around

I shoot things this ain’t my expertise

[gilded socket]

Cring

[stuck grove]

Interesting qeustion fellas. If could add another class to darktide what would it be.i heard sisters of battle eariler that was cool

[versed raven]

IS the havok cache per character evyer week?

or is it account

[languid hazel]

Felinid biomancer psykers

Sisters will never happen because the zealot is already basically that

[stuck grove]

True

[languid hazel]

The only viable way to make Sisters unique is to maybe give them either a bigger focus on team support or a bigger focus on ranged. Or both

[stuck grove]

Fair point.

[languid hazel]

Maybe nodes that buff their damage with bolt guns?

[stuck grove]

I dont know many grunt "normal" human types wat else we could use.

[versed raven]

do i actually need to open 16 more weeks worth of havok cahces or can i cheeze it by getting multiple characters havok runs

[silk crystal]

pain = finding a transcendent recon lasgun at melk's with 62% mobility
so close, yet so far

[stuck grove]

I thought a sniper would be fine but they games to packed close an most combat is melee not to mention u could've just give veteran a sniper rifle

What about a catchan hunger fighter? Would they be different enough?

[arctic escarp]

I mean the diff will be negligible

[silk crystal]

is there somewhere i can post a screenshot of it? first time buying something from melk's after getting the game, and i dont want to horribly waste my melk money

[thick tulip]

Waste melk?

just get it, u ll have plenty of his currency soon enough

[silk crystal]

ah okay, so im going to get his currency faster than i can spend it without degenerate gambling?

its 310 power if that makes a difference, should i just ignore him until i can buy stuff at his power cap?

[thick tulip]

I barely have stuff in his shop that is worth buying, so yes. If you find something u think is decent definitely go for it.

[low blade]

Cant wait till the next class is an Administratum Scribe

[silk crystal]

it's a crowd control themed class, with binding enemies with literal red tape as the class ability

[wintry steeple]

through their latent powers of administrative organization they can force all nearby enemies to form a queue
45s cooldown

[silk crystal]

for an alternate class ability, it can drop a mountain of paperwork on a designated area

its class grenade is throwing the book at someone

[wintry steeple]

the male Deskjockey VA for scribe is so kino bros

tfw you hit your f during a big horde fight and he goes 'FORM AN ORDERLY LIIINE' voice crack and all

[silk crystal]

"You require Permit A-38"

[visual vortex]

That scribe servitor in the big library?

[lapis hazel]

Love myself some darktide bluescreens mmmmmm

[sleek harness]

We should get a library on the morningstar

Which doesn't add anything to the game and is just 40k lore

[wintry steeple]

open library terminal, select a topic - redacted
select another topic, also redacted; get remotely ejected into space for heretical pursuit of knowledge

[frosty moss]

[digital tundra]

Not different enough nor notable enough to be a class in of itself; the best is cosmetics for vet

[stuck grove]

Dang

[digital tundra]

You could also play right side tree for Vet and use the Devil's Claw as your melee weapon

[nocturne bloom]

Dude

Going to bed in your home

And waking up in the hospital is a wild feeling

I thought i got kidnapped

[twin flower]

The hell happened

[thick coyote]

Me watching the catachan class killing 8 crushers with a single grenade then the grenade explodes

C4 as a blitz would be ok

[nocturne bloom]

I do not remember

Low blood sugar and insulation i breathed in yesterday is my guess

[twin flower]

its jover

sheesh

das rough, who got you to the hospital tho lmao

[nocturne bloom]

I do have a concussion as well, hit it pretty hard in 2 spots

[nocturne bloom]

Ambulance

I was found spread out in the kitchen

[twin flower]

Im guessing you dont live alone then if someone called it in

Ahh, makes sense

take care of yourself dude lmao, thats scary

[visual vortex]

haha it 17F here and heavily snowing

snow taste good rn 😋

[twin flower]

wat it taste like

[visual vortex]

berries

[nocturne bloom]

Its more my doctor's fault. He hasnt been giving me some of my equipment

I need to have a talk with him

[nocturne bloom]

You live in the US?

[twin flower]

prolly should lmao

[visual vortex]

yis

[fiery wave]

Was that why you weren't being sus?

[nocturne bloom]

East coast then im assuming

[visual vortex]

no

[nocturne bloom]

Oh, its 17 here and snowing

[visual vortex]

The great

great

best

great lake

blue and gold

pretty

[nocturne bloom]

[visual vortex]

we have many lakes here

many wetlands

many swamps

[visual vortex]

we in same area

but not

🤔

interesting...

needs in depth investigation...

[twin flower]

bro being cryptic

its same

but different

[visual vortex]

same weater?

not same place?

different place? 🤔

maybe need meds

🦃

[gilded socket]

Man

Yuri ghost game

[visual vortex]

woman

[gilded socket]

But only pc

Fml

[twin flower]

Dont you play on pc

[visual vortex]

that one character that stabbed herself back from grave

zombie time

🧟

[gilded socket]

No

[gilded socket]

Huh

[visual vortex]

purple hair

the grape woman from that one game

she became violet from charlie and chocolate factory

buzz buzz buzz

[gilded socket]

Huh

[thick coyote]

Ghostwire Tokyo

[twin flower]

gooner game?

[visual vortex]

no no

the game

four women in game

3 doornail

one hacker

[twin flower]

I dunno what game that is bro

[visual vortex]

shhhhhh

Think with me...

[arctic escarp]

so...darktide?

[gilded socket]

Whuh?

[visual vortex]

I REMEMBER

DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB

thinking helped!

i did it!

we saved the city

🚯

[tall grove]

Now there’s a name i haven’t heard in a while

[visual vortex]

yes

yes

[thick coyote]

I gently open the door
HOLY SHIT! SPIDER-MAN!

[visual vortex]

I can't bgelieve we left Sayori hanging 😞

[twin flower]

Bruh

[visual vortex]

🦻

[tall grove]

She did it to herself 🥱

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Weeb talk in general, Mandate Edict: Mercy Sanction!

[visual vortex]

🪨

[visual vortex]

thought monika messed with code

[nimble glade]

I joke

[visual vortex]

becuz of poster next run

[visual vortex]

where it her corpse

[tall grove]

Yeah

[arctic escarp]

cringe

[tall grove]

But she still hung herself in universe

[pearl viper]

weeb talk anywhere should result in mercy sanction

[visual vortex]

she hit whip n nay nay 2 hard 😭

[nimble glade]

Thank you fren

[tall grove]

Whip n nay nay in the humongous 26 💔💔💔

[visual vortex]

2056

[timber elk]

he materializes from thin-air

[tall grove]

Well reverse that

[visual vortex]

the worms giveth, and they taketh 🙏

[timber elk]

No.

[visual vortex]

🪱 🧠

[visual vortex]

maybe later?

[timber elk]

No.

[tall grove]

Awwww cmoooooon

It’d be fun

[visual vortex]

2 bad

gues what

fallout four dialoguye time

Yes<-No(actually yes)<-Share story then yes<-Sarcastic(Yes)<-

[arctic escarp]

FO4 didnt hit the mark with the RPG and dialogue options

but they didnt made a mistake making a voiced protag

[visual vortex]

it didnt hit the mark with anyting

[arctic escarp]

wrong

[visual vortex]

they did

[arctic escarp]

I would rather play FO4 than FNV because of the gameplay alone

[nimble glade]

I thought adding a voice makes the character feel more alive.

[visual vortex]

i like fallo9ut 2

fallout 2 good

[arctic escarp]

it can work

[nimble glade]

Instead of being a silent mute protagonist.

[visual vortex]

where is ur power armor?

[arctic escarp]

cyberpunk and witcher 3 are prime examples of that

unfortunately Bethesda half assed the whole military vet vs lawyer protag

[tall grove]

I mean giving them a voice can go badly at times

[visual vortex]

the difference is fallout is exclusive rpg and not supposed to be story-oriented

[arctic escarp]

so you get this mix of an established character but at the same time theyre so barebone

[visual vortex]

if it was an actual rpg you could say no

or kill anyone

[nimble glade]

Depends on the voice actor and story writer.

[misty trench]

Whatever happened to the strong, silent type

[arctic escarp]

what

[tall grove]

Wokeness

[arctic escarp]

FNV is right there tho 💀

[nimble glade]

If script good and voice actor nails it. All is well.

[visual vortex]

which is why fnv better

[nimble glade]

Team effort

[visual vortex]

gone

need insufferable va

🪱

[nimble glade]

Sometimes improv from actor but it depends.

[arctic escarp]

like I shit on FO4 story all the time but calling Fallout isnt supposed to be story oriented is wild

[misty trench]

Ngl I’m just quoting the sopranos

[tall grove]

Never watched it
I wouldn’t know

[visual vortex]

i mean that it linear

you dont have a choice

[nimble glade]

Reduced to atoms

[misty trench]

Watch it, it’s brilliant

[tall grove]

No
Fuck you

[misty trench]

It’s rubenesque

[visual vortex]

rubicon

fires of rubicon

[arctic escarp]

its moreso the fact they tried to copy FNV story structure but half assed it

[visual vortex]

todd howard cant make a fallout game

[arctic escarp]

BOS and Institute is pretty fleshed out imo

Minutemen is whatever

then you have the Railroad 💀

[visual vortex]

if they changed the ip to literally anything else it would be fine

[misty trench]

Not after I nuked em

[visual vortex]

but todd howard is obsessed with cyberpunk now and wants cyberpunk

[nimble glade]

But I like the Fallout TV show

[visual vortex]

fallout1,2,NV are rlly gud

3 is fine

it is game

[tall grove]

BOS had buzz lightyear in their side
They’re destined to win

[nimble glade]

But I like Cyberpunk 2077 and Cyberpunk Edge Runners..

[gilded socket]

Man what the fuck

[visual vortex]

they are good

[ancient violet]

3 is

[nimble glade]

I like Witcher 4 too

[visual vortex]

i like gorilla arms

[nimble glade]

Would pre-order if possible on PlayStation store

[visual vortex]

tree is a game

it exists

[arctic escarp]

Fallout 3 is.... 💀

[ancient violet]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[arctic escarp]

you're better off playing 3 through FNV's TTW

[tall grove]

Damn is…!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[visual vortex]

fnv is so gud 🤤

[arctic escarp]

FNV is a literal improvement of 3

[ancient violet]

Yeah 3 is probably the worst by far

And it was the one that made Bethesda billions

[visual vortex]

and fallout 14

[ancient violet]

Bethesda bad

Change my mind

[visual vortex]

man i hate fallout 14

[visual vortex]

i wont

they have been beaten by every other company when making one of their own ips

[nimble glade]

I like Fallout NV, but voice actor for MC would have been cool.

[misty trench]

Fallout 3 never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[visual vortex]

no

No.

[visual vortex]

Just because a game can have a va doesnt mean it'd be better

it'd take away from the actual rpg and character creation

[arctic escarp]

brotha watched too many sopranos clips

[visual vortex]

becuz now there's a canon character

[next iris]

@misty trench fallout 3 is beautiful to me

[visual vortex]

and that isnt the point of fallout

[next iris]

rubenesque

[visual vortex]

fallout mp are supposed to be characters u make and slide into

giving your character a voice would force and close your imagination

[nimble glade]

Did anyone else go full raider evil playthrough or was that just me?

[visual vortex]

i do not want my sociopathic man in power armor to talk to a robot in a southern accent

[nimble glade]

[hazy kestrel]

Tell us more Socrates!

[visual vortex]

okay

let my worms think

🪱

[nimble glade]

DND logic

[visual vortex]

we are rushing advancements and a new world rather than exploring our world completely

just becuz planet charted doesnt mean the people who found it sunk their teeth into their goldrush routes and fully explored it

🧠

[misty trench]

🤝

[visual vortex]

do not rush destination

enjoy journey?

like pigeon

🦃

[nimble glade]

Fallout 3 Evil Karma ending

Fallout NV Caesar Legion ending

Fallout 4 Raider Ending after nuking everyone except brotherhood so story can progress. Then nuka world raiders ending.

Preston Garvey stood no chance

[visual vortex]

the most downloaded f14 mod is a "Kill Preston Garvey" mod

[visual vortex]

in literally any other fallout game that isnt 4 or tree you could just kill anyone

it shows how little bethany cares and knows about their own ip

[nimble glade]

Everything must burn

Mercy Sanction for everyone and everything

[ancient violet]

Super secret Master ending in F1 😈

[visual vortex]

we should lobotomize todd howard

[nimble glade]

Oh that was a good one

I've seen it on YouTube

Peak

[ancient violet]

Facts and Logic wins again

[tall grove]

Another settlement needs your help

[ancient violet]

Get shit on Liberals

[visual vortex]

preston made me quit f04 becuz i couldnt stand him

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray, I finally got my Skyrim modlist working again. :)

[visual vortex]

my son is fucking missing and this guy wants to share his sob-story with me and tell me to do his chores

maybe if he got off his fat ass and became an actually good leader to his group they wouldn't have so many casualties?

but idk

f045 want me to be stupid i will act stupid

[nimble glade]

Remember Fallout 76?

[visual vortex]

ye

[visual vortex]

game was ass

[nimble glade]

Dark times

[visual vortex]

Dark?

like a tide

?

[tall grove]

Of the master variety perhaps?

[visual vortex]

maybe darktide?

[nimble glade]

They tried to bait me with the TV cross over, we must remain strong my kindred.

[visual vortex]

call of ai boobs 57 did a crossover with fallout tv

despite saying they wouldnt do stupid crossovers

[nimble glade]

Got my platinum trophy and shelf it. Lol

[arctic escarp]

fell for it again award

[visual vortex]

not me

im so smart

genius, even

didnt buy call of bobbies 77

[nimble glade]

Big brain

[visual vortex]

my brain worms said it be bad idea

i listen

[visual vortex]

i bought BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT instead

[visual vortex]

i play blackwater now

[acoustic pebble]

Damn, you committing war crimes bigger than the rotters

[visual vortex]

i like

dog

🦜

[acoustic pebble]

Does anyone else feel like the female loose cannon flirts with the male professional?

[visual vortex]

thought she flirt with bounty hunter male

[acoustic pebble]

That too

Kinda

[visual vortex]

i know brawler ogryn met emperor and talked to him

[acoustic pebble]

Never met the Lex tho

[visual vortex]

correct

but he can show more scars to emp-rah

[acoustic pebble]

True enough

[steady flare]

just met a cheater in-game for the first time in like over a year

fascinating

obviously wallhacking zealot named smithers

was shooting enemies through walls long after they had spawned

random level 57 auric exemplar

[twin flower]

I thought people said there was a mod people use that lets them wall hack

[steady flare]

with a bolter though so the shooting through walls thing wasn't a cheat but they could def see enemies through them

[steady flare]

probably spidey senses which will ping the vague direction of enemies when they're within a certain distance

but this guy was like consistently shooting them through walls which spidey senses ping is not precise enough to do

[twin flower]

Weird

I just have it at vanilla but I wonder why people like that mod so much

[steady flare]

I also have it but specifically for tox bombers and trappers

because their audio is in a completely unacceptable state imo

[twin flower]

Guess they sometimes sneak up on you

[steady flare]

no the thing with trappers is that they are supposed to have a warning audio when they get within like 12 meters of you

That they have somewhat recently stopped playing consistently for me

[dry merlin]

Trapper audio is imperceptible

[twin flower]

Huh, never noticed , then agian with all the noise you hear during matches and all that

[steady flare]

they have an extremely loud warning sound that's kind of similar to the sound they make when firing that they play when they get within a certain distance of you

[fierce cave]

IM GONNA SELL YOU DOWNTOWN

[steady flare]

it's similar to how the flamers make that ticking sound when they get close to you too

[arctic escarp]

MMO players deadass will tell you having your senses overloaded with info is absolutely critical for gameplay

ok nerd

[arctic escarp]

hot

[steady flare]

for MMOs yes

other games no

[twin flower]

Couldnt be me

[fierce cave]

Helldivers oshuane lvl 10 soli

Solo

[night grotto]

There needs to be a meme channel.

[astral basin]

No

[night grotto]

Why?

[astral basin]

Incentive for shit posting

[jaunty path]

You can just send them in zealot chat

infact there probably used to be a meme chat

[night grotto]

I'm afraid of Zealot mains.

[jaunty path]

Theyre too hard to moderate

infact, the space marine 2 discord has a meme channel, on a one hour slow mode.

[astral basin]

Less brain cells involve the more idiots appear
And we had a month of perms
They were revoked bc of said idiots doing nothing but shit posting and porn dropping

[round mica]

Hi chat

[jaunty path]

hi lynx

[night grotto]

Ahh, okay.

[round mica]

I slept

Most of the day away

And now i cant sleep

[jaunty path]

wake up at 3pm like me

[ripe tangle]

Okay so I have a question

[jaunty path]

whas up

[ripe tangle]

why the fuck does Dominos put that nasty Garlic Butter on their crust?!

[round mica]

Yummy garlic

[ripe tangle]

and they fucking soak it in it

yuck

[round mica]

[ripe tangle]

I hate garlic…

[jaunty path]

tfw the greasy fastfood chain sells greasy fastfood

[round mica]

Shit i might

[ripe tangle]

it’s gross and gives me heartburn and weird nasty burps

and the flavor is overwhelming and ruins the flavor of other food

[jaunty path]

It's greasy fastfood

[tender horizon]

You can request they not do that

[jaunty path]

[tender horizon]

Also, I mean, I wouldn't call it ruining the taste of domino's lmfao

[jaunty path]

if you want less greasy pizza

[ripe tangle]

I know… but the fact they do automatically and sometimes do it anyway is horrible

[jaunty path]

eat ny style

or

go to chuck e cheeses

[tender horizon]

Its domino's, there's not much to ruin

[ripe tangle]

ny style is good ngl

[jaunty path]

Its the only one I ever eat

Lucia are you the type to take a napkin and press it on pizza before eating

it takes out grease

[ripe tangle]

…..

yes

How did you know I did that?

[jaunty path]

Seeing that you eat pizza with a fork and knife and how you do not like the greasiness of pizza in general...

It isn't far fetched

[ripe tangle]

true

[rain idol]

Do you live in Canada? If so, I would recommend panagos

[misty trench]

I worked for domino’s in Australia when I was young

[jaunty path]

plus I saw two women do that once

[misty trench]

Panago goes hard

[tender horizon]

You eat pizza with a fork and a knife?

[wheat harness]

can you send that one sister of battle sticker you have

[jaunty path]

Nope I live in the free-est country in the world

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, so?

[tender horizon]

I delivered for them as a second job for a bit and I'm ngl I wouldn't even eat the free pizza

[ripe tangle]

Which one?

[rain idol]

My brother actually cried when he first tasted it I’m not joking

[tender horizon]

Explains a lot about you.

[wheat harness]

the happy looking one

[misty trench]

That’s forked up

[jaunty path]

She don't like grease on her hands

:p

[misty trench]

Ok it’s good but not THAT good lmao

[ripe tangle]

is Australian Dominos as bad as American Dominos?

[jaunty path]

It is blasphemy to eat tacos with a fork and knife though

[misty trench]

Probably not, everything is worse in the US

[jaunty path]

Just get a napkin at that point

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes eat burritos with a fork and knife…

[jaunty path]

[wheat harness]

use a spoon to scoop out the innards and peel the skin

[ripe tangle]

though I don’t eat burritos very often

[jaunty path]

do not do this in front of latinos

you will wish you did not know spanish

[misty trench]

Do it

[fierce cave]

Sex

[jaunty path]

brah

[tender horizon]

I truly and firmly believe every food you can eat with your hands is better.

[fierce cave]

Soup

[wheat harness]

soup

[fierce cave]

Same idea

[rain idol]

My brother grew up eating a lot of shitty cheep food from eastern Europe of various amount of quality there is not a thing that this guy will not eat and he cherish anything that taste good

[tender horizon]

I'm not a soup person unless I'm very, very sick.

[wheat harness]

:homiekiss:

[misty trench]

Ottoman mindset

[ripe tangle]

We have very different ideas of food, I personally can’t stand using hands unless it’s something dry and clean…

[misty trench]

Aw well I’m glad he’s doing good then

[ripe tangle]

like I’ll eat a cookie or biscuit with hands…

[tender horizon]

We live in the modern era of plumbing, there is a sink not wildly far from wherever I'm eating.

[fierce cave]

Bread

[ripe tangle]

plain bread is dry and clean so eating it with hands is fine 😐

but also who the hell eats plain bread?!

[fierce cave]

Wet bread

[delicate vapor]

just killed a second black templar

[fierce cave]

Me

[round mica]

Should i

[ripe tangle]

anyway… uhhhh

[fierce cave]

Slice by slice

[fierce cave]

WHATE WRONG

[jaunty path]

The problem I have with eating tacos like that is..How do you get the tortilla and the food in your mouth at the same time???

[fierce cave]

discrimination

[jaunty path]

The tortilla adds so fucking much

[fierce cave]

Inhale

[jaunty path]

I love tortillas

[ripe tangle]

also I have any own way of eating burgers, especially when I was younger

[jaunty path]

Horror.

[ripe tangle]

I used to eat the meat and buns seperately

and I sometimes still do this 😐

[round mica]

I think

[cunning canopy]

People who eats their burgers upside down is crazy

[round mica]

Discord should make so that people can't see the messages of people whom blocked them

[jaunty path]

Yeah you're definitely neurodivergent no fucking shot holy shit

[tender horizon]

Pot, meet kettle

[jaunty path]

However

[gilded socket]

Kill everyone i dont agree with right now

[delicate vapor]

[wheat harness]

snickers upside down

[ripe tangle]

like, I take the burger apart to enjoy the parts individually better 😐

[jaunty path]

I saw this in a video once

[jaunty path]

Dude I think we're opposites

[rain idol]

If he was here he would say some shit like “doing good? Am I drunk yet? No? Then you are wrong”

[wheat harness]

kill seven billion disagree-ers

[fierce cave]

Pick that cotton candy snicker

[hazy kestrel]

So true, I read a snippet about “eating tacos / burritos with forks” and I can confirm that my vision went red for a moment.

[fierce cave]

Absolute cinema

[jaunty path]

because when I eat my waffles bacon and eggs

I eat them all together

[gilded socket]

Need to feel the VEINS

[jaunty path]

which allows me to eat it completely in like 5 minutes

[rain idol]

I NEEEEED ITTTTTT

[ripe tangle]

if I ate a burrito in front of a proper latino, is there a chance someone would try and hit me?

[fierce cave]

Sounds kinda straight

[gilded socket]

Fuck

[jaunty path]

Oh no they're gonna give you a funny look and maybe laugh lmfao

[ripe tangle]

True lol

[jaunty path]

Man this reminds me of when I used to try and eat chicken with a fork and knife

[ripe tangle]

you should see the way I eat Hot Wings lol

[hazy kestrel]

Depends on how you eat it ese.

[jaunty path]

I did it when I was eating it with macoroni

[fierce cave]

Stop sucking off the bones

[jaunty path]

I love chicken w mac n cheese

[ripe tangle]

I don’t…

[jaunty path]

It better be meatless by the time ur done sis

[fierce cave]

I know what kind of person you are

[ripe tangle]

when eating chicken I pull the meat from the bones with a fork

[jaunty path]

cuz I know ur not getting it all off with just a knife

n fork

[gilded socket]

Lucia sucks the meat from the bone

[fierce cave]

You also suck

[jaunty path]

wait

wings

[gilded socket]

Wuh?

[jaunty path]

[ripe tangle]

yes Missus wings…

[jaunty path]

how big are these wings

[hazy kestrel]

I do this but with ribs.

[jaunty path]

cuz wings can be real tiny

[rain idol]

OFF DA BONE💯 🗣️

[ripe tangle]

normal sized?

[jaunty path]

I'm talking like

[fierce cave]

What's normal

[jaunty path]

drum sticks

[gilded socket]

BOAN

[gilded socket]

Deez

[hazy kestrel]

On your definition

[fierce cave]

Exactly

[ripe tangle]

whatever the size is that comes from places like Wingstop is normal?

[jaunty path]

Have you just pick it up with a fork and eat it whole

[jaunty path]

Oh girl 💀

[ripe tangle]

boneless? Yeah.

[hazy kestrel]

Boneless “wings” are my favorite.

[jaunty path]

With boned i do

[fierce cave]

Why are women so weird

[jaunty path]

and I pull out the bone

[gilded socket]

Lucia is a boanerless winger

Kill her

With boans

[ripe tangle]

what?

[delicate vapor]

wot

[hazy kestrel]

Say that again?

[jaunty path]

whats going on I just spoke to my dad

[limpid ginkgo]

How great is ogryns love to their mothers?

[jaunty path]

anyway

hm

[ripe tangle]

immense

[fierce cave]

Home state Alabama

[jaunty path]

What are some other ways youve gone about eating typically hand held foods

[gilded socket]

Licia is boanerless

[fierce cave]

Folding beans on toast

[ripe tangle]

be me, hates getting messy when I eat, likes my meat blue rare. Hehehehe.

[fierce cave]

Well yeah

[jaunty path]

blue rare

[fierce cave]

She's woman

[jaunty path]

da heck is that

[gilded socket]

Why

[hazy kestrel]

Beans on toast?

[gilded socket]

Girls csn have dicks

[ripe tangle]

blue rare is when it’s still raw and bloody on the inside

[jaunty path]

Thats not awful tbh

[fierce cave]

Im British

[jaunty path]

oooh

[fierce cave]

Real with it

[jaunty path]

mmmmmmm

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences.

[jaunty path]

I can try that

[ripe tangle]

c:

[fierce cave]

Fuck off

[gilded socket]

Not all brits are evil

CAS is just evol to me

[fierce cave]

Chat dies

Episode 27

[gilded socket]

How does being homophobic and sesbian work?

[fierce cave]

I hate myself

[jaunty path]

uncle ruckus

[gilded socket]

Gay

[fierce cave]

I know you are but what am i

[knotty terrace]

ayyyye hows everyone in best discord EVER?

[fierce cave]

Dead

[gilded socket]

You’re a lesbian in terf island

[knotty terrace]

WHY THAT BRO?

[fierce cave]

Im tired

I sleep

[jaunty path]

insneed

[gilded socket]

Why sleep

When

You csn

[gilded socket]

Be not

[fierce cave]

I need sleep

I sleep

[jaunty path]

go to sleep

[fierce cave]

I am
a Im
mI a

[jaunty path]

gn

[delicate vapor]

bangas and mash with arnold fingers

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean, funny Australian person?

[ripe tangle]

sausages and mashed potatoes

[hazy kestrel]

Who are you, so wise in the ways of the Australians?

[ripe tangle]

and Arnott Fingers are a confectionary buttery biscuit

[jaunty path]

.

[ripe tangle]

Arnott Fingers are good with coffee c:

[jaunty path]

I almost said you're not the type to eat candy, then I realized you can just hold it with the wrapper

[hazy kestrel]

Ah darn, I messed up my Skyrim modlist again. Pain.

[jaunty path]

the thought of lucia eating kitkat with a fucking fork and knife

[ripe tangle]

yeah candy comes in wrappers

so I’m not as opposed to using ny hands

[visual vortex]

I had a nice dream

[jaunty path]

which was

[visual vortex]

I was in a mountain and got really thirsty

So I used a sled to go to the ocean.

I then proceeded to drink all of the world's water

[hazy kestrel]

Peak.

[jaunty path]

Two videos play in my head now

[ripe tangle]

Ollpheist is some kind of Mythological God or something now?

[visual vortex]

My brainworms sometimes say i am a god

So do my brain-eating amoebas

But those poor guys died of hungry

[ripe tangle]

“i drank all the world’s oceans and the reason we still have oceans today is because I really needed to pee afterwards.”

[hazy kestrel]

Ollpheist is clearly the reason why Terra has no water as per the lore.

[visual vortex]

This is canon

This is in the lore

[hazy kestrel]

This is one of those prophetic dreams, most certainly.

[visual vortex]

Add this to the Warhammer wiki

Hell even the darktide one

[hazy kestrel]

I had a weird dream a bit ago. I uh, ended up walking through the circles of hell ala Dante’s Inferno.

Damn Dante and Virgil didn’t want to give me a ride, smh.

When I say a bit ago, I mean like a year ago

And then there was this other one where I was being given therapy by Sisyphus.

He got a new hobby, evidently.

[visual vortex]

The Dante's circles of hell will be turned into a beast game in the year 2045 as the only way to get a house.

[visual vortex]

This is canon.

This is in the lore.

[ripe tangle]

I once had a dream that I had to fight a monster, I woke up to find that I had ripped my pillow in half.

That’s not a joke btw, this really happened.

[jaunty path]

christ lucia

[visual vortex]

The reason I know: My brain is functioning enough to make complete sentences.

[hazy kestrel]

Lucia got them arms, god damn.

[visual vortex]

I wish we make leeches into ostriches so we could ride them.

[ripe tangle]

For what it’s worth, the pillow in question was like, a weird memory foam one, the soft kind.

but still

[jaunty path]

arent those the good ones

[ripe tangle]

they are :c

[visual vortex]

I used to eat the memory foam out of those when I was younger.

[hazy kestrel]

Surprisingly, my mental stroll through hell was oddly peaceful. The denizens there were chill, all things considered.

[visual vortex]

You should've asked for a taxi.

[hazy kestrel]

I tried to, but Dante and Virgil wouldn’t let me in.

[ripe tangle]

still the interior of the pillow I ripped in half was basically a thick sponge

if that makes sense

[visual vortex]

I highly recommend for everyone to not lick a cleaning sponge.

[jaunty path]

fight demons in your sleep
pillow torn in fucking half

im actually laughing

[ripe tangle]

[hazy kestrel]

And then I ended up climbing out of hell and being at the base of that proverbial mountain that represents Purgatory as per the book.

[visual vortex]

That's a nice dream.

[hazy kestrel]

I think there were brief bits of a purgatory journey, people with their eyes sewn shut, you know, normal penance things I guess.

Oh yeah, I remember now.

Ala Dante’s Purgatorio, some angel lady carved a bunch of Ps into my forehead, and I had to go through these various layers of purgatory to get them erased.

Never finished that dream.

[visual vortex]

You sure she didn't write "PP" on your forehead?

[hazy kestrel]

She wrote a lot of them, like 7 or so

But maybe she was emphasizing the point.

[visual vortex]

Perhaps...

[stuck grove]

If anyone wants to play im be in strike party 1

[visual vortex]

Maybe I need to reduce my brain power again and drink some water.

I will be back.

I cannot be allowed to form coherent sentences.

[hazy kestrel]

Thinking back on that dream, Sisyphus gave me some pretty good advice for being a therapist in hell. What a cool guy.

[knotty terrace]

hell yeah banned from a highly opinionated server lets GOOOOO

[hazy kestrel]

Congratulations?

[ripe tangle]

Which one?

is it famous?

[knotty terrace]

LWOTC discord

[visual vortex]

Lime time

⏰

[ripe tangle]

is that an XCOM server?

[knotty terrace]

yes

[visual vortex]

Lochness Wife of the Coast

[ripe tangle]

I don’t know much about their Discord ngl

[visual vortex]

So deep🙏

[knotty terrace]

i dont recommend joining highly opinionated server that will tell you this that and not to use this or that

in terms of modding

[gilded socket]

Why not just be wake

[visual vortex]

😴

[ripe tangle]

Maxine

[visual vortex]

Shhhh

[ripe tangle]

let me hug you

[visual vortex]

It's nappy time

It's 8pm

🛌

[knotty terrace]

that aint nappy time thats full on sleep time my friend

[gilded socket]

Whut

Why

Odd thing

[ripe tangle]

Would you rather I hug you or beat you?

[gilded socket]

Ok unc

[gilded socket]

None

[hazy kestrel]

You guys ever eat some food and it’s so delicious that you never want it to end?

[visual vortex]

We can stay up at Chuck-E-Cheese's this Saturday night🎨

[knotty terrace]

aint we all odd in this server

[hazy kestrel]

Both. Both is good.

[ripe tangle]

I’m not odd

I’m even!

[gilded socket]

No just everyone else but me

[hazy kestrel]

BAZINGA

[gilded socket]

Youre hag

[jaunty path]

wMe when I get chicken over rice:

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to make some Gnocchi

[gilded socket]

Cock over grain

[jaunty path]

whats that

[hazy kestrel]

I went to Chipotle today and got the usual for myself and some chips.

Holy shit man, it was even more delicious than previous times somehow.

[gilded socket]

Piss food

[jaunty path]

yeeeeeeeep

[ripe tangle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnocchi

[visual vortex]

Make me fish plz i hungry 🙏 🐡

[gilded socket]

Xbox murder every individual

[ripe tangle]

Uhhhh sure?

[visual vortex]

Thank y

U

It a fish eat fish world...

[hazy kestrel]

My grandma makes some great breaded fish.

[visual vortex]

We gotta stay in TOP 🗣️ 🔥

[hazy kestrel]

Very crunchy, nice with lemon.

[visual vortex]

I eat lemon seperate

🎤🎧

[jaunty path]

posting porn as ususal

[visual vortex]

Crab man has boo

[visual vortex]

👻

[gloomy void]

OM MY GOODNESS HE’S NAKED

[arctic escarp]

I was thinking does this technically count as nudity?

[gloomy void]

The incest lady😭

[visual vortex]

Insect?

🪳

🐝

[arctic escarp]

why is it called coffin of andy and leyley

are they gonna die

[round mica]

hate how she just turned into that

for normies

[visual vortex]

They r made of wood

Pinocchio

🪾

[gloomy void]

No as that’s his shell. There was an episode of him being fully naked without it

[visual vortex]

He is fleshy

[gloomy void]

Oh god the slang too😭

[ripe tangle]

Ollpheist do you like Mackerel?

[visual vortex]

YES

[gloomy void]

I mean it’s the fanbases fault

[ripe tangle]

we have surprisingly a lot of Mackerel here.

[visual vortex]

YESP

MCKAEREAL

MACKERAL

[marsh iris]

[arctic escarp]

flanderization type beat

[gloomy void]

I can’t take anyone using normie seriously i’m sorry

[arctic escarp]

I might play the game when it releases all its chapters..

[round mica]

more like how people made a fuss out of it on twitter

[jaunty path]

chapter 3 decay is out

[round mica]

same

[ripe tangle]

people make a fuss about her being incesty but not about the fact her and her brother are basically murder cannibals

[visual vortex]

Mosquito siblings

🦟

[ripe tangle]

literally their evil is on the same level as Dahmer and people only focus on the incest

[gloomy void]

Not really. Most people i see online who rock the characters as their pfp get really weird about the incest stuff. The outsiders looking in then form an opinion based off that

It’s 100% the communities own fault

[jaunty path]

and sacrifice their souls to a demon from hell.

I'm surprised you know that lol

[marsh iris]

conversation

[hazy kestrel]

HANK! DON’T PLAY THE COFFIN GAME! HANK! HAAANK!

[round mica]

because you're just seein the weirdos

[visual vortex]

I wood not play a game where you play as an incest or a cannibal

[arctic escarp]

but why

[visual vortex]

If i want play game like that i play animal crossing

[jaunty path]

Darktide:

[ripe tangle]

Then don’t play the Coffin of Andy and Leyley

[arctic escarp]

flanderization kekw

[visual vortex]

Can u mail me macksrali

[gloomy void]

That part has less people going “um it’s ok actually” which is why is gets less shit

[arctic escarp]

honestly this is the same with people who hate E33 but after playing it they have a turnaround on their opinions

but yall aint ready for that convo yet

[jaunty path]

I just hate when people reduce it down to "incest and cannibalism" when theres actual breadth to it as a story

[hazy kestrel]

An ancient one has arrived! Hello Aquila!

[jaunty path]

hi aquila

[hazy kestrel]

Oh.

[gilded socket]

Epil rizz

[hazy kestrel]

Nvm

[ripe tangle]

but the game itself never supports their behavior, it actively tells you the player that they’re both scum and justifying their evil with the fact they were abused as kids.

[gloomy void]

Not really as my issue with the game is 100% it’s community. E33 i don’t want to play because i don’t like turn based combat

[hazy kestrel]

WE ARE SO BACK AQUILA-BROS!

[visual vortex]

Aquila is selling me radiated paint

[jaunty path]

I don't think it's a communities job to act any particular way. its just people.

[marsh iris]

500 aquila gang?

[visual vortex]

Tell him to stop

[misty trench]

dw I’ve eaten open-face sandwiches layer by layer lmao

[arctic escarp]

I mean you can still play something without engaging with the community

[gilded socket]

Chuds

The lot of ya

[gloomy void]

Stinky

[ripe tangle]

Yaaaay I don’t eat like a weirdo!

❤️

[visual vortex]

CHUDDDTOPIA 🗣️ 🔥

[gilded socket]

Smelly

[jaunty path]

ur weirdos together now

[gloomy void]

Nurgle spawn

[marsh iris]

roll sandwiches and eat it like burrito

[gilded socket]

Loneboner

[visual vortex]

I only eat meat

I dont like hamborger

[gloomy void]

What does this even mean😭

[gilded socket]

Shhhh human

[hazy kestrel]

“Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir.”

[ripe tangle]

why do Australians put beetroot on burgers and act like it’s more unique than it is?

[visual vortex]

🗜️

[jaunty path]

550% of the time I don't know what Maxine is going for in her humor and I'm pretty sure she doesn't either

[gilded socket]

Silence penismaxxer