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i just find it rude tbh
It's unprofessional even amongst staff
slapping that hand before it gets near me don't touch me stranger
As hot as the Starbucks barista /waitress/ cashier lady is, I’m not gonna hit on her, because that’s just not right imo.
You're there to work, so work
After hours is another story 
exactly plus its even weirder when the people would be in a couple
I just didn't wanna get fired boss
We couldnt even say someone had nice tattoos because it was considered sexual harassment
Replace the hot goth girl with “generic tall woman” and you’re spot on for me Licht. 
Things are different these day huh
golf girl
Speaking of, I was running errands for my ma earlier today.
lol i'm just too old and have been with too many hot people to care about some randoms number 
I went to the cash register, and of course I got all flustered because the cashier lady was tall.
Like damn, how’s the weather up there eh? 
Where is the lfg channel ?
What is vox
warhammer lore stuff, it just means voice but they use it in universe to mean "walkie talkie" basically

👋
What’s the doggo groovin’ to?
actually? i think its worms 
darktide soundtrack volume 2
lol understanding animals tends to ruin alot of internet memes 
and i quote from an old tibetan monk, "what da dog doin"
poor doggo
Adding to what they said, vox means voice so
Voxcaster = radio
Voxhailer = speaker
etc
I don’t think anyone’s ever mistaken me for adopted even though I’m half Asian,
though I’m like… I have an Asian looking face but I’m also white as a fuckin ghost
kinda like the girl from The Ring ngl
Nice
that couple was hyper weird for doing it, it left everyone dazed and confused
, my sister is just native american and they saw almond shaped eyes and thought "asian"
Lol I’m sorry
You know, my old man always tells me whenever we go to the store “Look, there’s a nice girl for you.”
And I just tell him for the 50,000th time that hitting on store employees would be unprofessional, despite the fact that yes, they’re hot.
I know he’s trying to be helpful, but uh, I don’t think his courting methods are exactly up-to-date. 
Hitting on people in front of your parents is super weird, yeah
i just get nervous and try to leave as quick as possible if theres a hot employee
This too
Same, pal.
nashh
dude ive been trying to get this penance done all day for my psyker and monsters just wont spawn now
oopswrong chat
What if the employee is unironically cool as fuck though?
Though I do have a bit of a funny story for ya about my grandpa.
just interesting
fuck rng
they should show up regularly in auric, and 100% get swarmed in havoc but thats too much to just do a penance if you dont' already play havoc
ive never done a havoc mission before
Idk
and the penance has to be done in a private
oh yeah i forgot its a legacy one
Hm,,,,,,
damage a monster for 50 hp with brain burst and kill it in a heresy level misson or higher
it might work in mortis trial maybe? can you do private mortis?
my friend got off the bots are shit
Just do missions with forced bosses, Like Dark Communion, Consignment yard and No Man's Land.
50% hp.
I just got off though.
fck
Letting PC cool off and tiredness is making me sketch.
Apparently in his younger years, he was a bit of a sly dog. 
His whole relationship with my grandma was basically a soap opera, with all of the different side chicks he had.
And then there was this whole thing going on between his family and my grandma’s family, in the sense that his sisters wanted him to marry my grandma and stop being Mr. Worldwide, as it were. 
I’m honestly surprised my grandma put up with his shenanigans, but I guess times were different back then lol.
Anyone know any links to fix the Lua heap error / memory error?
i9 ultra, 64gb ddr5, 5080ti
put --lua-heap-mb-size 2048 in your launch options
Modless?
alot less options back then lol
More Ogryn weapons please
and that should help
And then there’s me, with none of his dating charisma being passed down the line.
Modded
im not adopted, im just lost
where are parents
He lived in a small town where basically everyone knew each other.
So uh, yeah, he got around lmao.
Then on your own. Modding is known to cause it to hit WAY faster.
I recall having this very interesting conversation with a local Barista at a small café I frequent back in 2019. She was a history major, fancied Greek stuff plenty. Was thinking about asking for her number, then she just popped off one day, probably moved to a bigger city
Fug. All I have is the flashlight and true level on. Wild it makes it go crazy like that
did u see my msg ...
honestly i think the best dating advice for anyone looking to date women is just be actual genuine friends with a number of women... like just be friends and actually value that friendship. It can teach you alot because all relationships need to have a strong foundation of friendship so by learning how to build that up in a geniune and earnest way you become more appealing
at least thats what my aging bi ass has learned
thats the fix and then restarting ur game if ure playing like 3 h in a row
Just saw it. I’ll give it a run and report back. Thank you!
And whatever you do, don't install weapon customization unless you want out of memory mid matches.
A classic, to be sure.
play with people :>
I mean, dating someone is also easier if you actually genuinely get to know them first.
i just want my penance
You also know what to expect since people tend to take off the mask when comfortable around.
Like a glove 🧤 bless you
i just realized i wasnt in disc chat but game chat instead
Sharing the same interest sure goes a long way, too
i would, but the penance req a priv lobby
oh rip
100% i think just alot of people (mostly people who date one gender from what i can tell) accidently put up too many barriers there without realizing it (and its not their fault usually, i think its a culture thing). But yeah chicks did a guy who can help them shop for clothes and has fun doing it and who can build something from wood
... guys don't like me as much so i'm clueless on how do date them man
but if you can have fun with any of their hobbies then things are golden... finding another gamer if you're a gamer is always nice tho
what if shes into BL 
If she’s into the Black Legion, I’d say that’s pretty damn based. 
bugs life is dope man 
nah she likes the Salamander bois
That one's rare usually, especially the sort of games we are talking about, lul.
Oh… 
Still respectable though. 
boy love, but yeah this works too 
tbf she doesnt know a lot about 40k
im her source of lore atm kekw
and then she tells me stuff about uhh
well


sequel bugs death
Yaoi? If it's two femboys, sure. Or Otokonoko.
naw theres a good amount of women around who play games and always has been....at least interested in games enough to try or at least learn about ones you play... at least thats been my experience over the years
Asian women are particularly into BL for some reason
HRM?
turns out banning things makes people do weirder or worse things, america learned it with prohibition 
Well... not really. Unless you count Farmville or Candy Crush types.
Heretical Ready-Mades?
Yeah, I do agree that Marcel DuChamp’s Ready-made art is heretical. 
I like yuri, damnit.
A taboo to be sure, but i don't think it's banned, not these day at least
Unless you're Chinese
i just managed to survive a plague ogryn and a beast of nurgle as veteran, then die to the sniper
No, a sound.
I can assure you the fujoshi craze is not unique to Asians
Ah yes, the Kat experience.

Actually kinda illegal in China. Is technically illegal here if you supply them.
go back like 25 years and i was dating a hardcore wow player who showed me a bunch of games that i'd never heard of
. after that i had a short thing with someone who went on to be a lead designer at a couple big game companies and she was an omega nerd... they are around tbh and always have been... when i worked at a game store we always had about 30% women at the tournies
the people around the nerdy stuff tends to dictate how many women are feeling good enough to show up tho
Research shows women make up 40-50% of gamers they just dont talk about it or make themselves known in-game for the social reasons
Yeah, but not as many as what would think.
Because that includes those types of games.

Women don't exist on the internet 
i would argue its alot more than some people think, you tend to find alot more women around queer spaces from what i've seen or just spaces where queer folk might feel safer
because women who game usually just want to game and not have dudes act weird
Or if they do speak they get mistaken for little boys cause of their voices
You're now a priority target for me
That's because they are little boys
like i've dated some capital G Gamer women lol
i miss my mark wife
what did i do 🙁
Airstrike 12yos

Did they play Hearts of Iron IV? 
wow nobody on xbox posts lfgs for darktide lol

Penny or bust bro
Penny and bust bro 
stardews only fun for the fishing
Mostly because Queers get judged by the avg cis men as well to be inferior and such.
Counterpoint: Leah.
Nah, im loyal
played some of everything, one of them put like 10k hours into league side by side with me (we hated laning together tho
)
Leah is great too
Just use regional. Most people don't care unless tryharding Havoc.
I'm trysoft in havoc
idk if havoc counts as a priv game
I just married my GF in game.
Placiding Havoc is insane
yeah basically spaces where queer people feel more open tend to also just be safer for women to feel more open so they become alot more visible there. Lol even i get judged as not manly enough and i work hardcore man jobs 
I was gonna marry john marston but then i finished the game 
Being a manly man is a matter of perspective, yeah?
You just have to have gamed since pre 2ks to even kark everything and just play out loud.
A lumberjack is pretty manly in the physical sense, but I’d argue that being a nerd for art, history, philosophy, or even various hobbies can be manly.
lol yeah i mean, thats what i do, but i also get why some people need to protect themselves. I'm used to navigating the weirdos and hate but i won't expect people to always endure it
i heard stardew, wtf is a regular sleep schedule 🗣️ 🔥
based
was a pretty big norse myth nerd for a bit, and my gf into greek
lol most manly lumberjack i ever knew was one of my exes mom. Her husband was like 6'5" giant of a man and they met working in a steel mill, but she was the man of the house 
the most manly thing of all is being secure in your own interests
Why yes, I’d love to lecture you about Epictetus and Stoicism, are you free for the next 5 hours? 
she made fun of my fear of heights alot when i tried to help her with some logging work
god damn it, my other friend left and now i cant even launch private missions
More, got used to it. I even had someone nearly throw a game trying to get creepy over me before. Like are you seriously just following me everywhere in a match?
fuck
Whoah momma. 
why cant a damn monster spawn
Egyptian myths for me.
Just play public auric maelstrom and you'll have multiple monsters spawn 
JUST PLAY DARK COMMUNION, CONSIGNMENT YARD OR NO MAN'S LAND.
lol thats terrible, and yeah i get what you mean about getting used to it
LoL truly is a place
i love monstrosities ❤️
I DID, WE GOT GANKED BY CRUSHERS BEFORE WE GOT TO THE END
they need it for a private only penance
Ohhhhhh
I see you, King
I wanna do that penance
Dark Communion is mid event.
But im sick and need to rest
They are either telling you to get off their game or just thinking with their lower half.
and kar i cant even launch private games now since he left and it requires 2 people to launch private games
I mean, can ask during EU hours, I'll usually help then.
On on that NA bullshit 
Only EU or APAC servers though.
i'd say just set it aside for a bit and just play the game normally and unwind or play another game for a bit. no sense in beating your head against a wall if you can't get it tonight
I simply just DC on NA servers.
i swear you used to be able to do private missions alone with bots
EU servers are kind of fine for me when i tried but i've never tried the other regions besides NA
You never could unless bugged.
I enjoy v2 events a lot more
for as much as they can enjoyed
Was bugged briefly
I really like the idea of the giant colliseum in this game, but it feels... underutilized
shame that i have to make actual friends to do private mission penances 
ive never felt threatened in there
You can just ask in LFG.
i think we just have alot of tools to use tbh
it would be cool if it filled with rotating gas or something
Power creep, more or less.
so you're forced to kite around in the giant circle
yeah but its been expected since it happened in vt2, which had ALOT of power creep also, its mostly to help players who are more on the average
Wish it had a few monstrosity spawns via the big gates.
oh i see what you mean, i wouldn't hate more events like that, they can be fun with the mad rushes to the new save zone
darktide is insanely power crept from v2. it feels comparable to the end of chaos wastes run
Ala the dangerous animals being released into the Roman Colosseum.
ehh I wasnt imagining like the twins fight
the enemies are crazy power crept as well tho
I mean, 2 would fit. One being released after the wait for the roof, one being released to chase you all down during the extract.
I mean a slow rotation, so you kite around the circle in a slow pattern
2 would be cool. But 5 would be even better.
in power but not in moveset, which I dont like. its as if all the numbers went up without the complexity going up, and they juiced ratling guns to oneshotting you
is the bolt gun good?
i get you and yeah i'd be cool with that, i like moving while fighting anyway, makes bombers less of an issue 
Yeah
Love using the original magdump version, myself
i love modding fallout
Or bad, cos you know how good players can work with anything. Not so good tend to rely on crutches. Is why Arby so good for them and Ganger, while already busted on release... had them complaining weak cos skill issue.
i feel like if complexity went up performance would tank, i think they are walking a fine line on that front and doing a pretty good job of it atm... i think they'd also like what you're saying but i don't think tech is there yet for such big hordes mixed with more complexity
Did ya make your own list or build off of a vortex collection / Wabbajack modlist?
well yeah, i mean compared to the average player of this discord "average" darktide players are actually bad 
I would say, related to difficulty.
but thats why everything gets so buffed man
Look, I saw arbies dying in uprising.
Do I need to say more.
And not even from being knocked off or barreled.
is spearhead boltgun good for zealot?
if they've never played a game like this i'd say thats normal, i think i was like that back in vt1 
Ah, I have a story about something like that. I don’t know if you saw it when I told it yesterday. 
Yeah, most definitely.
Affirmative c:
whats like the best stat rolls I should be looking for for it?
60 mobility, everything else at 80
just removed alotta the base building and more fun cool stuff from F4
I just ran on L4D2 stuff lul. Since more recently played than VT2.
whenever I play with scum it feels like they all run that same dual wield machine pistol and just melt everything with it
i feel like the melee scum i see do alot more work
Wasn't looking yesterday. Kinda took time off ffor self and such.
Thats kind of scums most unique thing so people like playing with it
Because it's idiotproof and with inf ammo. You can literally reload on 0/0 ammo.
I have one that 77/80 on stab dmg and mobility is that good?
what lol
The short version was that the rest of the team died in an auric match, it was down to me and an Arby.
I got stuck hanging off a stairwell after deleting a boss, with a single sniper being the only enemy for miles around.
The Arby didn’t kill it (it was 5 feet away lmfao), it triggered my martyrdom, they got domed by said sniper after missing 5 point blank shots, I hung there until I fell. 
what are they reloading??
Press Desperado, you'll see.
I dont own scum >.>
i will say i'm kind of enjoying bolt pistol gunscum, but i'm only playing it long enough to get the penances atm then probably never touch it because melee is my lifeblood
too expensive for a dlc class
unlucky
That's auric. I was serious when I said uprising.
desp has a line that says "when its active reloading doesn't deplete your ammo reserves" so if you reload on 0/0 it prints the bullets out of thin air just like if you were to press it at 0/60
which difficulty is uprising again...?
Oh I know, but it’s still funny how brainless people can be at times. 
Their gun, from butt bullets or something.
Currently diff 1. Used to be 2.
time to actually play this game
ahh. new player
maelstorm time
they get a pass
They are lvl 30.
they can still be new, or more likely a child lol
Why I'm like... I was playing literally half asleep, just how.
or maybe very old
what does the like 45/79 mean on stats does that mean it will upgrade to 79 or something else?
I play with sticks, WDYM?
Sedation is back team, we are so back
Max upgrade stat will be 79
I dont know what you mean either?? o.o
It’s at 45 currently
It means 45 is current stat, 79 is max.
on the sticks means on the controller sticks
first number is current stat, second number is the maximum it can be upgraded to, so when people say 60 on the dump stat they mean the second number
Controller. I play on a Gamesir T4Kaleid.
so only the second number matters?
A fellow controller enjoyer. 
Yeah. You'll always reach the second at 500
hmm... are you thinking I was downplaying stick players? I just meant "his little brother was on the sticks". meaning the account owner gave their child or younger sibling the controller
man I juat pulled a 80 on everything except mobility
hopefully...
Good, mobility is a dump stat
i got what you meant at least 
Thats a good pull
Look. Melee is more fun on controller. If my team expects me to be on specialist duty, we are already beyond karked.
the like power number doesnt matter anymore right because I can just upgrade it?
You’re Emperor-damned right. 
Yeah, the first number being low wont be a problem once you empower the weapon via Hadron
I will say I have no clue how controller players are meant to snipe the pixel sniper
thats a max stat pull, you cant get 80 on every number, one will be 60 because of the number of points available for a weapon
other than work their way towards the sniper
Just aim lmao. Or bolter magdump and pray.
suddenly materializes into reality holding a cheesecake
But I feel like letting that young of a kid play something like DT might be a bad idea? Well, depends on how old.
What flavor cheesecake?
with my Superior mouse and keyboard, I can simply flick :>
when you upgrade it fully, if its an 80/80/80/80/60 weapon it will always be 500 at the end
Strawberry

Can you tho?
so what would be the best blessing to get?
With my superior intellect I’m gonna become dagoth ur and make you farming equipment
Just think of the game as a first person action hack and slash, yes.
oh uh... thanks? I dont farm but I guess I can get into it
I run Puncture and Cavalcade.
i don't play zealot so i'll step back from answering now 
Nvm morrowind joke
Whats the weapon?
I play on beyond low... What sniper? I literally can't see anything across the arena on mercantile.
did you mean make me INTO farming equip? LOL
the 7th one
Yes
spearhead boltgun

I am trembling
Puncture and Pinning Fire on mine
and crying
i play on 720p so i get you, sometimes i just shoot where i think it is and get lucky
I got cavalcade and terrifying barrage when upgrading this ome
Keep it.
Oh my god I’m sorry ;>;
wot happened
once you max out your mastery you can put anything on it as well and change them at will
Upgrade it to max mastery and then swap out the blessings / perks.
also hi Lamb 
1080p changes nothing. It's the draw distance or something.
you lil goof ball
I’m gonna turn into dagoth ur from morrow wind and turn mrrow into farming equipment
I only see the lazer till I run over.
oh i get you, yeah i'm not that low on the setting, i just run it in a window on a 60 inch tv monitor and sit close to it so i run it in 720p so i don't need to snap my head around to see the whole picture
Or at least till I'm in the middle of the arena.
Idk Elder Scrolls enough to know that 
I know
it still makes snipers hard to see for me tho, they just melt into the pipes sometimes
I only know skuhrim
Dagothwave is my favorite piece of music to listen to.
I just recently playing a bunch of elder scrolls and for some reason the sheer aura of a shit lord dagoth ur is insane
I mean... this is why some maps suck... I have a hard time discerning things already due to colour.
Like dregs on the sandy maps.
lol its been going on in my head since i read the words dagoth ur in this chat 
Like to give the basic run down
Dude somehow managed to break the 4th wall and now some dude modded dagoth ur into Skyrim and turned into in a tier 10 Reddit shit poster and it’s great
so should I just only be doing havoc or do normal missions reward better?
Skyrim and the Elder Scrolls online is pretty much the only elder scrolls games ive touched
elder scrolls online is an abomination
Just do Havoc 20s or something once a week if you want the weekly rewards
assuming you're pretty new, stick with aurics and stuff for now unless you're finding them very very easy... havoc is a big jump up once you get a few levels in it
Well, havoc if ya enjoy pain and suffering, regular missions if ya just want some fun. 
true, but i enjoy it atm
theyre reworking the dragonknight 
Havoc sucks
Dagoth literally addresses the player as neraver rather than dragonborn (because he’s talking to you not your character)
i wish i enjoyed it more, every time i've tried it i bounce off it, i want to see the cool lore myself
neraver?
And dagoth is the most unhinged A.i companion ever
The Nerevarine. 
is that slang for something
A protagonist from elder scroll morrowind

'Back off N'wah'
WOAH
its complicated... but basically a reincarnation of a small portion (or maybe just whats left) of a dead god that forms the "earth" of elderscrolls... and basically the player
HOLD ON MAN
Are you sick
in lore form
It's a fantasy slur don't worry brother 
you have the n’wah pass?
I know

But I need it!
wild
But yes prepare to play Skyrim with a redditor
We have an Ancient One among us. 
The good kind of redditor
The one that makes you shit yourself while laughing
Anyone had this issue, that when playing with maxed our raytracing, your performance gradually goes to shit as the game progresses?
Like, 100 fps in beginning turns into 25 fps in the end
Only do havoc for 1 win a week, higher the better. Then farm damnations for mats or auric for dockets... or well, whatever you can win.
N'wah
did you play redguard also? because that game was a trip (i actually enjoy it more now adays than when it came out and i was let down by it)
Nope
Listen my n’wah. Let me explain why I think argoinains are the worst farming equipment
Why do you even have raytracing when everyone and their grandmother knows it'll tank FPS HARD?
i'm pretty sure ray tracing is just awful for everyone in this game and barely changes the look of the lighting because they did crazy good work with the baked in lighting for the lower settings
Darktide forcing ray tracing:
cause I want/ed to put my 5070ti to use, it's 1440p after all.
I don't even know what the hell you are talking about
I just said word
Name checks out
Skyrim shit tier posting
And it’s fantastic
Are you talking about me?
I am going to fucking kill you
Still... The baked lighting is actually good... If you can even have it. I have to basically rekt everything to get 40 svg fps.
Holy fuck
respect the great work the team did on the lighting and just turn off ray tracing
(i'm like half joking but also being serious that they did a great job with it, baked in lighting takes work)
i switched back to baked for now, yes.
Was afraid card's having an issue, but nope, holding fine in furmark etc.
What if we make dinosaurs again
Great. More fucking argoainians
Just what we needed
I am going to chop your head off and use a tribal method of shrinking your head and making it into an amulet
Can we domesticate them?
No, it's just DT's implementation of it is trashfire... Good thing is that the baked lighting is actually good... Unlike CERTAIN games.
I think the baked lighting in darktide makes it look better than what something like realtime lighting can do
lol yeah its just real time lighting tech is showing its flaws now adays is all, you're still using your card without turning on the setting and getting benefits
which one would you tame
Can we use them as farming equipment?
Dino buddies
Why do you want to domesticate ugly bird
what is with you and farming equipment??
No
Ankylo they are my favorite and best dinosaur
Because I am a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
noice
If we're pouring money and resources into resurrecting dinosaurs, better make it worthwhile. BRING BACK THE T-REXES AND VELOCIRAPTORS
i can HEAR IT

dances to dagothwave
I think there are 4 games showing us how to kill gods, and he does it pretty brutally too
im fucking dead
naw screw them, bring back giant ground sloths, those guys were rad and we killed them all like dummies
Kratos, beat that lamb to death
Unless that was a reference



Total sloth death
Those things are horrifying, actually
Shit
Most sloths are content with killing themselves we kinda just sped the process up becaude lord knows they cant do anything at a decent pace
I just realized we are never getting good stuff with Bethesda like this.
lmao
Fuck it. becomes dagoth ur
Only just now?
sends macintosk to the farms
Also you'll get banned on discord for upto 2 years should you post a link to Nexusmod page, apparently
Never mind didnt realize they wre brown bear sized beings
farmers are goated 
Well, you can kill gods.
yeah they were huge cool bros
what about the flat faced bears
AND WE ATE THEM
Id eat a bear
fair, just like... not all of them man
Fair
Uhhhh why- oh right it’s the nexus. The nexus mod page is like my ass
Nothing good comes out of it
arent they just filled with lots of parasites as well
Fear and Hunger told me that I shouldn't try to kill a god or I will die from seeing things beyond my comprehension
Lamb's ass?
wuh


thats mostly why we started cooking things tbh
Only my husband (which I don’t have unfortunately) may touch me like that
fire cleanses
SO CEASE YOUR WORDS
But sometimes, a bad god must die.
yeah but bear parasites are just resilient from what ive heard
Which
Whomp whomp
Not talking Funger btw, just in general.
yeah i don't think people really eat bears for the reasons you're saying, it at least is ringing a bell
but i could be confused lol
spawns cthulhu
You know there are clearly evil ones out to bring the end of the world and such.
spawns fatalis
Cthulhu ain't no god
Which
I solo'd that Kark over 20 times for my armour
Valstrax still a better dragon
Monster Hunter easiest giant boss mentioned
Wdym
Which version are we talking about tho?
its probably the best spectacle fight tho tbh
I feel thats the most straight forward thing ive said ngl
Fatalis
If we are talking about monster hunter dos than fatalis is a cunt
If we are talking about monster hunter world than fatalis is okay
If i had the option to eat a bear (and not deal with the apparent parasites) I would
He's so hungry he could eat a bear
If we are talking about monster hunter 1 than fatalis is a menace to society
Not even that hungry just for the love of the game
i never got that far in dos/FU or whatever the rerelease was called
Damn, you really are old
I’m just say we have like 6 different fatalis across the games
I’m only 22
i remember lance being ok... but lance was kind of the crutch weapon of mh1
Unc
Decrepid
Lambs live less
Poop head
You literally are a living corpse
lifespan is like 10-12 years for a lamb
So your a sheep then?
Nu
sheeples
a lamb that stays a lamb is a vampire
Anyway
maybe he has the crown
Anyways*
I personally think Valstrax is the best elder dragon of all time
I read it as ender dragon and thought we hopped onto Minecraft
i think he's a bit silly but can be fun... i liked him in rise/sunbreak alot
He’s just a silly AC130 dragon with jet wings <:3
FUBAR man
i don't think val ever has a good dance when you're hunting him with horn, like the monsters you can really dance with are the most fun
In my opinion I believe Velkhana is the coolest elder dragon
Get it?

Hehehe-
Die.
the best elder dragon is conga lala, i'm giving him the promotion he deserves
sighs, gets up and walks away
my actual fav fight across all the games is diablos, its a good horn fight in all the games
well
most
I fucking hate fighting Diablos in Monster Hunter World
lol i still like conga, but just because he makes people mad by acting a fool, he's relatable to me 
Lock in simple as
I personally don’t like him
I hate when theres two of them at the same time
Do it for the love of the game
its so fun to knock a diablos out of a charge by being a brave boy and animation locking yourself in way of the charge with a funny horn dance
Because the one I was hunting will leave and the black one will chase me
No that’s for deviljho
I will kill a deviljho on sight
Anything else will be debated and questioned with the guild
You use hunting horn? Lame
i really like alot of wilds fights, atm rise/sunbreak is still my favorite mh only because i like the anomoly grind endgame... but wilds is good
since they added it in like... tri? i think... i think thats right, i'm actually old 
Because deviljhos are an actual danger to any ecosystem
Because they are a nomad/invader species
i love doing my little dancy dancy and bonky bonky, plus horn is the most "dumb bonk brain" weapon in the game thats actually fun to use
Angry cucumber
Wait till you hear I run gun or bow. Lul.
I actually like guns
Elder dragons aren’t on sight because some of them are actually pretty chill while others are just to big to do anything and are few in number
Puppies
Light gun for co-op support, heavy gun for solo. Bow for memes.
Like skaven mentioned earlier. Velkhenna is actually pretty chill as long as you don’t attack em
i don't get why you'd play monster hunter and not dance with the monsters in glorious melee combat... same with playing darktide and not hitting everything with a stick
Heavy bowgun from the iron side of the tree and just use the special, which is a machine gun
I am a Black Rat
Maybe in another universe I would be a Rattling
Because some monsters are really a danger to the ecosystem
its only when they are a real problem yeah... in the actual lore our hunters generally only hunt one or two of each per game (which makes them like hyper legendary)
why is damnation harder than auric, I can't get a random team to win for my life
newer players so you have to do more lifting yourself
black rat who likes guns 
Which are rare in some cases but most of them are chill
The vore Great Jagras is a big threat to the ecosystem and we should burn theses abominations
Because they due rival intelligence of some humans if
even if they are chill they tend to wreck things by simply being there, so hunting them is akin to taking steps to protect people from a hurricane
Valstrax isn’t really considered a problem unless he goes crimson
Mf I am not specialized in being a blank Black Rat
I like things
yeah vals danger is less... around him unless he's doing things
Which he’s either flying or sleeping
Or hunting
the strongest hunters in lore atm are def the risebreak hunters
they're basically super hunters
Other than that? Great guy 👍
Well you also have velkhenna who just hangs around if their own biome
I find it funny how we can hunt a big gorilla that becomes super saiyan after eating the horn of a electrical pony
rajang is one of the best goku references ever made
what that horn do
Technically speaking? Rajang is considered a elder dragon
Wheres the bug elder dragon
naw he's like the anger pickle, they're as strong as one but elder dragons are a very specific thing
I could’ve sworn monster hunter dos made him a elder dragon
Oh you mean the mantis mech?
The electrical pony is categorized as a elder dragon
He’s in freedom
got it,
black rat can like other things than warp stone
yeah but never again because they expanded the lore, and sometimes the labels are funny like how gore isn't always labeled as an elder just as a callback to his debut
freedom
No monster hunter freedom
gun that shoots warpstone 
Warpstone hurts
Funny how we still give that kind of class to karien but not rajang?
It's better than bullets
mmmmm yummers
Like I understand karien can control lighting but rajang if furious. Can be extremely dangerous to the environment
you mean kirin? its because elders need 4 legs and a few other things and the unicorn fits that but the monkey is just like the top fanged beast
Remove the .
No
Bad english speaker
You know who else has four legs?
i've always held the theory that the hunter species is not human but is fanged beast like the wyverians are wyvern
Gore and he was considered a elder dragon before
he is an elder dragon, he's a baby shaggy, and shaggy 100% is an elder
they just label gore as ????? because its a call back to 4's story
you'll never become elden lord etc.
fruit juice
maidenless 
Oh that’s right. Ugh, I’m not good with my lore ;>;
You call me maidenless, but where are yours!? I dont see them!!!
Than again I think anyone would’ve considered rajang a elder dragon with how seriously pissed off he can get
lol honestly they've changed the rules a couple times on the elder dragon stuff
... but yeah its not based on strength, its based on like... more biological classifications
That and he has a transformation
they all share a few things but they are all wholey unique which is what makes them so special
literally the first thing bro said to me, of course i slimed his ass out
wit a club
i mean he's probably the one who killed your maiden so its just karma
cause im a caveman
I always assumed it was based on intelligence since dragon blight is a counter to anything with a large amount of intelligence
thats one of the things they share yeah
yeah hes dumb goku monkey
Since he isn’t that smart to begin with
he just like eating the sparky horn and burping up the magic inside
Meanwhile Valstrax, kirin and many others do have complex powers and strategies
same with how the angry pickle is just a dumb murder machine
Than you have fatalis who is just a massive racist towards humans
Which I’m not wrong
He just is
the newest big bad in wilds... i can't even remember the name, is a fun one
Gorgmazios?
thats risebreak
yeah
Or arkveld?
Oh milk dragon is…..okay I suppose
Lamb, you need to check your autocorrect. Also, GF is the Lightning Fire one. I like Wind and Ice.
really fun fight and i like the lore addition
Than again milk dragon to me isn’t that creative as a monster
It’s just basically fatalis who is just a guardian
Karien your monster persona is Velkhana?
Cool
they were basically giving a real lore version of the equal dragon weapon to the fans, and that required it to basically be a call back to alot of elder dragons given the old lore for the EDW... i really like how they changed it into what they did
I know but to me arkveld was a much more interesting monster since we spend so much time hunting it
i think older fans (as in actually older in age) liked the milk dragon more than younger people but maybe i'm wrong
That and also arkveld overcame its guardian protocols
oh i love ark also
i actually think wilds is some of the most quality monsters with the least amount of bad fights at this point
To me I just don’t like how suddenly zo Shia became a sudden and massive threat when arkveld was the big bad the entire time
That's just ice.
It just sorta I don’t know….lessen the impact how of much of a threat arkveld was since it was devouring other monsters
thats kind of how all MH stories work tho, you're following the flagship and then "oh no big bad that the flagship was a clue for 😮 " so its just kind of par for the course but also i get why its not always a good thing in the story
By the way would it be surprising if I said that I would totally be a girros
@nocturne bloom
I really couldn’t care for the story
I’m just talking about the monsters themselves
Because monsters are the main point of these games
I guess.
its probably because i grew up playing them but the lore is always something i like... like yeah i like the hunts but i'm a sucker for more lore into the MH world and its dumbass goofy rules
Arkveld is such a more interesting monster than zo shia to me personally is all I’m saying.
Karien what are your thoughts on me being a girro
i get you, and i'd agree, i was mostly saying in terms of large big bads i really like zo
like one of the best oversized monsters i think
If anything I consider Valstrax to be a bigger threat and that guy is mostly chill
The snake salamander lizard things?
Yes
i wouldn't judge it that way, canon wise our hunter in wilds is crazy strong, we're playing as a proven hero whos' already done crazy stuff before the story so we pull some impossible shit in wilds
Why though?
Do I really need to explain why
It's nawt fluffy.
Yeah but rise hunter is much more stronger
Skavens are usually bald or have short hair
Also what was it we exactly did before the story of wilds?
I mean, people solo the equiv of destruction every game.
i'm actually not sure, considering what we fight in high rank and not even G rank i'd say that the wilds hunter is starting stronger. We'll be able to tell by the time G rank comes out
Naked mole rats are scrunkly though.
yeah but NO game has had this much strong stuff in high rank
we are soloing G rank stuff in high rank with the wilds hunter
I’m still failing to understand what exactly makes wilds hunter special before the events of MHW
Mole rats are awalys naked what do you mean
Cos ppl just want to fight them in the new game.
they drop clues but its mean to be a mystery, they seem to have hunted multiple elders already and basically done all the stuff a normal monster hunter protag does in a game
So they add most old stuff in.
its why everyone listens to them so much, where in other games the player hunter listens
Than why are we bothering with such a low priority expedition?
Because need tutorial
Actually nvm because we are the best of the best I guess
thats what the prologue cutscene is about, they approached the hunter directly and the caravaneer convinced him because he's a handsome and charming guy
or was it the lance guy
sorry it was the lance guy
No Fabius is a handsome and charming gentleman
Aka jiren from dragon ball super
either way yeah the player hunter was sought out
Soooo put some fffffffff smashes hand on desk fucking respect on my husband
Is there a way to get aquillas free yet?
they've done two events now where you can earn 500, so sometimes
i think its been 2
but its been the last 2
I mean….im sure there much better hunters out there than ours
Unless the stories of each game aren’t connected than fine I guess
And join events they host. Contests.
at that point in time? maybe... but the world is big and the guild is fairly young still so good hunters are an important thing to keep spread out
they are, like you can follow the history and each game is further in the future... but sometimes the gaps are large.. the last few games haven't been that large
but the guild is like... younger than a person still i think
So than how does MH world connect to rise and wilds in what time line
Because by that point the guild should be a few centuries old
what
should I get a relic blade for zealot of stick with my bonk hammer?
Yes
they mention rise and world stuff in wilds so they are all close together, rise is in a different land just like wilds is in a different land than the main games... world is also in the "new world"... so basically we are taking part in the re-expansion after whatever ended the world last time
yes to bonk hammer or yes to relic blade
Yes
Hi
So you’re basically telling me is there are multiple different guilds?
In each different land?
hi
whats best stats for relic blade?
kind of... at this point they have gone "global" but like... tech is low so its done by letters and stuff old school style... so you have the local chapters around... they are basically trying to create a safety net for everyone so civilization can rebuild since MH is a post apocalyptic society... so its like the NCR in fallout 
80 everything except mobility?
if it has mobility (i don't use the relic blade so i can't remember) then thats probably correct yeah
I mean. It doesn’t seem like the the guild in rise was affected by whatever wiped humanity
good because I got that the first buy
mobility or defenses are usually the stat you want at 60
To me the guild in rise has been around for a while
But I guess I could see that being the case for world and most of the older monster hunter games
And for wilds I see wilds set during like the 1700s
well yeah, even the oldest wyverians can't remember the fall of society, and the eastern lands were isolated from what i remember so they kind of formed their own thing, but there is contact now as sunbreak shows with the western people coming in
Because of the 1700s clothing wilds hunter wears
Seems to me wilds is the nearest thing towards modern age
Also a monster hunter set in a modern age would be pretty cool
you have to remember that historically japan entered a phase of anti science and fell way behind so they looked like kamura while the rest of the world was globalizing... i'm pretty sure you're right about the current era of tech they are trying to show so i'm kind of saying the kamura to wilds comparison proves you're pretty right
and MH4 was at least 20 or so years before wilds because little miss blacksmith is all grown up
It would be interesting seeing hunters trying to minimize urban damages while monsters go absolute ape shit
that would be fun tbh, like EDF where you try to not blow everything up
Seeing a gore flying around a New York while hunters try to control the situation
Or fighting a gorgmazios in mongoalia
GL with that.
That’s why I said “try” to control the situation
WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU I WAS CLEARING THE SKYLINE SO I CAN SHOOT ANTS BETTER
A gore going ape shit in a New York City would spell absolute causality’s and massive lost of property and damages
a gore?
A specific monster
gore magala from monster hunter lol
Which is a very aggressive and hyper violent monster
Aaaa
or a confused infant if you're feeling kind
Ehhhhhh
Mmmmmm
I wouldn’t say confused infant
That title would go to someone like zo shia
lol true
Since it’s literally a monster baby
I would say gore magala is a cocaine sniffing honey badger
what we need is for a 40k rogue trader to land on the monster hunter planet
i want to see hunters vs 40k nonsense
Fffffff fuck no
No amount of astartes or imperial tech could withstand fatalis
rejects would lose to one boy and his big horn
oh
i love monster hunter, still need to beat it
Dont you land on that one planet and go hunting with that other rogue trader?
Coworker called out on off day
Splitting the shift
lol maybe i'm playing through the game now, but that sounds awesome 
i'm like... early act 2 atm
sorry act 3... whenever you start to fly around
If I want a warhammer 40k crossover with monster hunter I want a daemon engine
I think something like that happens.
If i remember right.
My head feels empty
I wanna fight the funny mechanic daemon dragon
Fill it with gasoline.
it sounds very fitting for that game, that game has some crazy stuff in it that i'm so glad they chose to do
that isn't a bug pulling strings 
No
Daemon
Take it or leave it
i feel like 40k people would call alot of monsters daemons tbh
No they would
Because imperial citizens are some of the dumbest motherfuckers ever to exist across fiction
just as the emperor intended 
they couldn’t tell apart a hair dryer from a fucking spark plug from a car if they tried
No he’s currently rolling in his throne
Because I’m pretty sure he would want them to learn as much about the monsters as possible
naw i think they are just as dumb as he hoped but he didn't plan on one of his vanity kids throwing such a big tantrum
He was a man of science not faith
he was a man of whatever the other person wanted most, in all ways
Why the fuck would he want his people to be stupid. If anything that’s like literally against everything the old imperium stood for
its why he changes depending on whos talking to him
after the all the warp stuff its basically to help him keep all that at bay by replacing it, which requires the faith.... at least thats become the plan
I mean okay it’s one thing to withhold information about chaos and the warp. Fine, but monsters are a completely different subject
yeah but... if you're not around to double check its best if they just burn them all 
conga is def at least friends with nurgle
The emperor would never let materials go to waste
tell that to his sons 
Burning them would be a complete waste of resources if we have things like rocket powered swords and hammers
sorry i'm an ork player so all my takes on 'umie stuff is kind of dumb
It’s fine I’m a astartes and me seeing the uses a monster like kririn would definitely make me interested
lol thats why emp made the whole deal with mars 
As to how we could obtain its power
Watch as nuncio thunderhammer somehow one shots Fatalis.
Now this reminds me of the monhun event in DOTA2 making me wanna get the event pack for Rathalos DK.
i just got netted, bursted, and sniped all at once
it was all three at the same time i just died standing in the net 
i uh, thought i had a blackout grenade but 100% was out
mf got bukkaked
Kitty kats I love cat sm
I love this cat too!!
Its my favorite image

I need to find a particular feline image later


so i should just run normal missions for mats?
could try mortis, lots of mats at the end
That means playing mortis tho 😔
Mortis should have his rewards doubled or tripled
Really the best is play quickplay damnation/auric
play havoc and SUFFER
You also have to kill all enemies in mortis to progress each waves, have fun chasing the ones hiding
just hope people dont run up so far ahead while you scour for mats
Run past them first as knife zealot
Knife Zealot race
That's should be a game category
already is just join pub games
My brain feels like room temperature ramen
relic sword is kinda poggers
chain axe might be my new fav just outright, at least when used on scum, its making me feel like a real slayer again
When do you unlock the hardest difficulty/is there a way someone can host it?
i shoot like 7 bullets per auric
do you mean auric or havoc?
What are the best classes right now?
teto pear
in practice the answer is just yes, because all classes can kind of hard carry... but like... broken cheese meta is probably psyker and scum holding hands at the top
i was actually gonna mention that ive completed my psker now
relic blade was really really fun
Which ever for the achievement
It's less than the equiv of a normal mission if you loot though.
absolute peak
proud of you
only been doing maelstorms
in practice its usually more unless you are like, fully grabbing everything on every map
arbitrator 😎
to level the weapons as fast as i can
and god
the sound it makes when hitting a hord
its peak sah
Do we tell him?
I'm a loot gremlin. 
You think an inquisitor ever gets bored and deems an imperial city heretical cuz hes bored
lol fair
Shoot first ask questions later, that's how I work
Best way to grind is honestly just Quickplaying as much as possible
Is why I can tell you that you get half of what you get from running qp damns.
This 100% looks grindy tbh
Assuming you don't chain roll into trains.
As a game? yes unfortunately.
They fast, but little resources.
LEX OVER ALL RAAAAAHHH
after that? A lot more fun.......You just need to get to late game
After fully upgrading all the weapons
I mean full mastery
you dont have anything else to do
the game? theres no real grind because alot of the player base just plays to play the game... its like l4d you just play it for the fun of it, the progression just kind of comes and then you're done. its like a tiny fraction of alot of peoples playtimes
I’m just trying to get the achievements lol
its not THAT grindy but its a bandit beater so thats kinda to be expected
like theres only a grind if you're doing things you don't find fun in it
go in, kill enemies, get guns and exp, upgrade, repeat
Oh hell yeah its grindy
I’m not looking forward doing the hardest difficulty
The first 5-6 hours suck for a new char though.
That seems the hardest
If you have fun in this game you're doing something wrong
yeah those were made with a fanbase that spends like 1200 hours per title playing
And I’m new
Auric is not that bad once you learn the ropes well enough
Don't worry about it then lol
Well I am
most people take like 250 hours ish to get good since its a skill based game
mostly skill based
there are cheese things tho lol
Auric is easier than pre-auric-difficulty Damnation ngl
You don't have to play the hardest difficulty...but you want the achievements sooo
Well I’ll put up a lfg or something soon,I really wanna get the difficulty’s over with
are peple even play not 20-40 havoc
only because more carries floating around
im waiting like 20 minutes for havoc 5
Steam achievements or the penances?
Server?
I have to level up the classes
I’m on Xbox
yeah thats cbt
most people start closer to 20 is why, not many people really run 5s... but yeah lfg you can find people who will run 5s with you
Is it easy or not really
ifk what servers are there but im from europe
long
i complained and immidiatly 2 guys joined
Sounds normal.
emperor provides
Damn so play other games in the background? Don’t try just to push through it?
