general-chat

[timid geyser]

but most of the games feel really...cheap?

except for idk

[heavy robin]

Imagine getting clothes you could only have for 3 days

[timid geyser]

wukong

[granite path]

WuKong isnt WuXia tho

[timid geyser]

Yeah i know

Thats why im like its the maybe closest thing

[heavy robin]

Nioh 2 better.

[timid geyser]

Nioh 2 doesnt sell the combat tho

cause its a souls like

[granite path]

WWM's combat was awful

[timid geyser]

and the combat to me has always "FELT" more in line with DMC

[granite path]

i hated it sm

[heavy robin]

Its LOL not very souls like late game

[granite path]

Parry doesnt stagger enemies like the Souls games

[timid geyser]

like uhhhh

[gilded socket]

People still fighting?

[timid geyser]

Wuxia combat to me is like how god of war presents it combat

thats level of cinematic flair

[heavy robin]

Yes. You

[timid geyser]

but like

DMC pacing

[gilded socket]

Uhhhhh ok

[timid geyser]

You know what would slap actually

[grand sinew]

I mentioned how where winds meet makes me feel more Chinese even though I'm Chinese and people throwing hands

[heavy robin]

Wow dont make it too awkward justva joke

[timid geyser]

Bollywood based character action game.

[grand sinew]

I did my part now I'm watching it all unfold

[heavy robin]

Those crosses are vital to covering..

[granite path]

tbh it's a privilege if what you argue about in your life is about games

[timid geyser]

A bollywood DMC clone would go so INSANELY AHRD

[gilded socket]

We’ve me tma in a very Chinese moment in their life

[gilded socket]

Sure

[heavy robin]

Smh

[timid geyser]

Some people give off looks akward at the roller rink in highschool vibes

[heavy robin]

Do you see that often?

[timid geyser]

No

im fucking amazing at skating

[grand sinew]

I'm now in the washroom rn are people still fighting

[granite path]

youre plugged into the matrix

[heavy robin]

Can't relate where I live there is no roller rinks

[timid geyser]

My wife is the akward one at the roller rink

but its cause she has no balance

usually why I dont like going its only really fun for me

[fair bridge]

is eight bucks ten bucks or five bucks

[timid geyser]

7 bucks

[fair bridge]

i think its ten

[timid geyser]

take it or leave it

[grand sinew]

Is my fork a spoon?

[timid geyser]

I meanit can be

[hidden whale]

wuxia is wacky once they start going interstellar

chinese powerscalers built different fr

[heavy robin]

1 dollar

[timid geyser]

Asura wraith is as close as weve gotten to that

[grand sinew]

Juan dollar

[heavy robin]

One pound fish

[grand sinew]

🐟

[timid geyser]

The fucking MASSIVE BUDDAH IN THE SKY!

so peak tho

[hidden whale]

something like desolate era or swallowed star they start fighting at universal levels. mfs gonna scale to kill yogsothoth or something

[timid geyser]

I need to read some of this shit

sounds so cool

[granite path]

is this even wuxia

[drowsy lynx]

For Atoma, yes

[hidden whale]

it might be xianxia... idk what the words mean precisely, I dont know chinese

[timid geyser]

Wuxia always has the historical context doesnt it?

I know nothing abot this outside of like a very base understanding

[granite path]

Its just mostly a lot of sects

[timid geyser]

I just love different cultures

[granite path]

fighting for dominance

[timid geyser]

Ah okay

I read this one Wuxia manga

uhhhh

dude looks like naruto on it

[drowsy lynx]

Not very 40k of you

[delicate kite]

what the fuck happened to morrows hair

where did it go

[hidden whale]

mrrow?

[delicate kite]

yes

[timid geyser]

TALES OF DEMONS AND GODS

thats the one I read

[fierce cave]

Top ten reasons

To reason

[timid geyser]

The shit is so funny man and like so entertaining

like "OH SHIT I FOUND THIS THING THAT NOONE BUT I KNOW HAS THIS SPECIAL PROPERTY"

and with it I can enhance my spirit energy tenfold

and breakthrough the heavenly 3rd trifecta

and then like a couple chapters and fights happen

OH SHIT I FOUND THIS THING!

now I can break through the 4th heavenly unga bunga

insanely entertaining

[low blade]

Just played the worst Psyker game of my fuckin life 🙏

[granite path]

so far

[timid geyser]

there always next game

[thick coyote]

Don't worry
It only gets worse

[fierce cave]

Lesbians

Dam clankers in my country

Back in my day

[thick coyote]

Nice try
I still won't play Signalis

[fierce cave]

Them clankers were enslaved

[jaunty path]

Theres tall women

[fierce cave]

Now they run free

[timid geyser]

q.q they arnt even free in the signalis universe

they live under an oppressive regime what do you mean free

[ripe tangle]

What’s wrong with Lesbian Clankers?

[fierce cave]

Im not talking about signilis

[timid geyser]

Oh

The clanker shit gets way to real for me XD

[fierce cave]

Im being robotracist

[timid geyser]

Im sorry I cant even pretend to be fake racist...

[ripe tangle]

the Eusan Nation in Signalis is literally the DDR in Space, it’s workforce is made up of Replikas which are basically cloned cyborgs

[gilded socket]

Gr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[thick coyote]

Nice try
Still won't

[gilded socket]

Yaaaayyy

[fierce cave]

Who said I was pretending

[timid geyser]

its the 40k discord I wouldnt put it past you.

It is the community that got told they cant wear nazi shit to events XD

[fierce cave]

I hate dem clankers

Cept bt

[whole glade]

holy fazballs..RE9 looks so peak

[fierce cave]

Bt the goat

[timid geyser]

what about 2b?

[heavy robin]

Thank you for interrupting my binge watch of pyrocynical by growling at me

[jaunty path]

Bbws as well

[ripe tangle]

the Repilkas have like, cloned human internal organs along with a nervous and digestive system, but their limbs and endoskeleton are robotic

[fierce cave]

Bt-7274

[ripe tangle]

so what are they exactly?

[timid geyser]

Wish that was me

[drowsy lynx]

🤖

[timid geyser]

a cyborg?

[fierce cave]

Which one is that

[jaunty path]

Objectively hot

[ripe tangle]

I suppose Cyborg Clones would be most accurate

[timid geyser]

the white hair girl with the bandana

[fierce cave]

Oh the porn one

[timid geyser]

NO

[fierce cave]

Clanker

[timid geyser]

NO SHES NOT A PORN ONE

[fierce cave]

Kil her

[drowsy lynx]

Too late lol

[timid geyser]

to late

[queen fox]

So im all dumb. Realized today buying the 3 peice set is better than individually

[light heron]

The whar?

[timid geyser]

||she done died in her own game.||

[fierce cave]

Good job

[timid geyser]

It was very sad

I cried

like

for an hour

[fierce cave]

I hate them clankers in my country

[drowsy lynx]

3 piece chicken tenders are usually cheaper than 3 a la carte yes

[fierce cave]

All clankers are robots

[ripe tangle]

Please no porn, we don’t need porn, we need bodies to give up their lives for the Emperor?

Why Goon when the Emperor Needs you?

[candid drift]

it is kinda sad that i feel like a lot of nier's place in like public thought is just sexy robot game

[fierce cave]

But not all robots are clankers

[candid drift]

well it is that but

its more still

[gilded socket]

Fat fetish man

[timid geyser]

You should be gooning for the emperor

[drowsy lynx]

Goon for the emperor

[heavy robin]

I only know him as bad hair man

[light heron]

Emperor needs me by the hour. What I do off the clock is my buisness.

[ripe tangle]

Robots you see on like automobile assembly lines aren’t clankers, even though they clank.

[gilded socket]

Goog,,,,,,,

[gilded socket]

Luciar

[light heron]

But are all robots clankers?

[ripe tangle]

Yes Maxine?

[heavy robin]

Thats how psykers are fed to the Emperor.

[timid geyser]

They put all the psykers in the goon cave

[fierce cave]

Read dude

[timid geyser]

Man when does my name become pink

wtf

[heavy robin]

Never

Its a discord nitro crap

[ripe tangle]

speaking of, I think my favorite enemies in Helldivers are definetly the Clankers

[gilded socket]

Hi haggycia

[timid geyser]

shit

[ripe tangle]

more than Bugs or Squids

[timid geyser]

I like their chant and their lore

[ripe tangle]

?

[gilded socket]

Why sold

[ripe tangle]

Rebellious communist colony turned robots?

[heavy robin]

Did you call them a hag?

[timid geyser]

Yeah

[fierce cave]

Unironicly lvl 10 bugs hard
Lvl 10 clankers in-between
Lvl10 illuminate is easy

[timid geyser]

Hags great gain power after forming a coven with their sisters

[ripe tangle]

They conquer planets and turn them into factories, within a really short time they outnumbered Super Earth’s Colonies entirely

[heavy robin]

Salem called

[timid geyser]

Idk why people give hags so much shit they are like some of the most powerful encounters in D&D

[fierce cave]

They ugly

[timid geyser]

Yeahhhhh but it kind of is space earths fault....

[jaunty path]

Theres a special kind of secondary psychic damage I take when lucia is called a hag

[gilded socket]

Bugs on d10 scares me while bots are fun because it feels like being in the shit while illuminate’s like the covenant from halo as a odst

[ripe tangle]

She calls me a hag because I’m over 300 😐

[light heron]

Abandon Super Earth.
Save yourselves and your crew!

[gilded socket]

Hi mussis

[ripe tangle]

being over 300 isn’t even that old.

[ripe tangle]

True

[timid geyser]

Maybe if super earth wasntactively oppressing its people it wouldnt be ya know WARING AGAINST THEM

[gilded socket]

Sister ancient

[jaunty path]

Can you bend down without screaming for gods mercy

[light heron]

Every single dork in the Truth Enforcers outfit is cosplaying a mystery novel.
Eat my ass, theater kid.

[thick coyote]

Based
I'd rather get to fight 3 Factory Striders at once than fight a Hive Lord

[timid geyser]

The one consistant of Helldivers 2 narrative is the fighting stops when we stop and wwere gamers so were never gonna stop

XD

[fierce cave]

Ow

[timid geyser]

I really enjoy helldivers 2 narrative a lot

or like the idea of the narrative surrounding it

[ripe tangle]

some of Helldiver’s narrative and lore is reminicent of some irl history but it’s satirized heavily and takes place in Space.

[jaunty path]

It got lore

[ripe tangle]

yes Missus it has Lore

[gilded socket]

Truth enforcer fans just wish they could cosplay the gestapo

[ripe tangle]

There’s a reason we’re fighting a three fromt war in Space

[jaunty path]

Yes cuz they evil

And we good

[ripe tangle]

Exactly!

❤️

for Democracy! For Humanity!

[trail bramble]

it's almost like it's satirizing how fascists are always the aggressor or something

[timid geyser]

It has a lot of like the small hints of world building they do in the starship toopers movie.

[gilded socket]

Missus doesn’t understand that helldivers is more or less a parody of starship troopers and the starship troopers book*

[light heron]

No, no. Missus is their ideal soldier is all.

[timid geyser]

like the war against the bugs in starship troopers was actually to quell massive overpopulation XD

[charred furnace]

how long does pinning fire last for?

and blaze away

[gilded socket]

Honestly i should look into the starship troopers book

Seems like a good read

[timid geyser]

its not good

[charred furnace]

its pretty peak

[gilded socket]

Its on my list

[timid geyser]

the movie is a very different take

[drowsy lynx]

I've heard the film diverges significantly from the book

[gilded socket]

Just gotta get thru the bungie halo books

[light heron]

Gotta actually play Halo one of these days...

[drowsy lynx]

must be difficult when your book is shaped like a donut, how would you know when to start or stop?

[fierce cave]

Reminds me of playing odst

[timid geyser]

The only thing im reminded of about Halo is how many times it almost failed as a franchise XD

Halo 2 legit almost killed a dev

very very messy dev cycles

which finnaly caught up to them when destiny came out

[thick coyote]

PF lasts for 2.5 seconds
It always refreshes if you keep staggering

Blaze Away drops as soon as you stop shooting

[light heron]

Christ, almighty.

[timid geyser]

yeah halo 2 dev cycle was INSANELY messy

so much scrapped shit

literally fumbling out the door with the dev build being live a week before launch XD

or some shit

[charred furnace]

what exactly does strength do?

[stark bobcat]

Damage/Stagger/Cleave

[drowsy lynx]

damage, cleave, and stagger

[thick coyote]

Damage, Cleave and Stagger

[drowsy lynx]

Damage! Cleave! Stagger!

[light heron]

I hope this ain't a hot take, but video games are not worth crunching a team to death or destitution.
No matter the company.

[charred furnace]

so it increases that for guns too now just melee?

[stark bobcat]

depends on source

[charred furnace]

like the blessing i just said for my auto pistol

[timid geyser]

especially for something as bane as entertainment.

[stark bobcat]

ranged then

[drowsy lynx]

but think of the shareholders

[timid geyser]

I do love the video that breaks down how Halo 1-3 is a retelling of jesus story in the bible XD

[light heron]

Don't know 'em.
Ain't gonna think 'bout 'em.

[charred furnace]

my games bugging out i try get level 2 pinning fire with mastery but then when I close it it gives me the point back and takes it away from pinning fire

[timid geyser]

Yeah

that happens

[charred furnace]

how fix

[gilded socket]

Trve

[timid geyser]

make sure the last thing you pick on that mastery is something you dont want

[gilded socket]

Yeagh….

[timid geyser]

cause itll just stay lvl 3 forever

[charred furnace]

so from what i understand now I want strength on every wepon?

[timid geyser]

No

[fierce cave]

We played all of reach too

[charred furnace]

dont u just want lots of dmg on wepons?

[timid geyser]

sometimes you want crit

cause crit gives you more damage

sometimes you want impact so the damage actually gets through armor

[charred furnace]

ah oki

[fierce cave]

Warframe?

[fierce cave]

Listen

[drowsy lynx]

wat, I've never heard of this

[fierce cave]

Hamburger cheeseburger bigmac whopper

[timid geyser]

it happened to my autopistol

[fierce cave]

Glitch

[drowsy lynx]

tried relaunching?

[timid geyser]

it says its max level but I always have 1 point

[light heron]

Hamburber.

[drowsy lynx]

hell no that would annoy me so badly

[timid geyser]

My weapons tab constantly has the "You have a new thing" circle glowing near it

[fierce cave]

Beesechurger please

[light heron]

We outta churger, blud.

[drowsy lynx]

believe it or not they did briefly fix those notification circles before rebreaking them

[timid geyser]

as a game dev
i to wouldnt care if broke the notification circles

[drowsy lynx]

that's like me not taking my debug code out after I get my shit working lol, at least no one else is gonna read that tho

[charred furnace]

ye did nothing

[hidden whale]

the print statements stay in

[charred furnace]

can inget better than 20% dmg resistance to gunners on a ciro?

[hidden whale]

the cowboy hat stays on in bed >:)

btw I just did a ring pull workout, my forearms are so toasted

[upbeat turtle]

it’s not 25 for tier 4?

[charred furnace]

my ciros are gold and mines only 20%

[upbeat turtle]

damn

maybe i’m remembering wrong

[tired inlet]

turtleneck and chain
turtleneck and chain
turtleneck and chain (sippin' on a light beer)

[green beacon]

damage! cleave! stagger!

[round mica]

whar

[green beacon]

krill the fat shark

[languid hazel]

Bork :3
what fresh heresies have happened in my absence :3

[hidden whale]

some nerd got rice noodles instead of vermicelli

[languid hazel]

Cool :D

[hidden whale]

you missed the cuck debate

[whole glade]

how broky is fallot 4 now?

.-.

[tired inlet]

it wasn't really broken at release; I never had issues playing it at launch on PC

and I got to like level 257 or something

[fair bridge]

i think they mean with the anniversary update

a lot of mods were broken because of that

[whole glade]

yeah

[quaint moss]

:> the what debate ?-?

[whole glade]

that shite

[fair bridge]

and the vanilla game suffered

[tired inlet]

well that's the mod developers to fix

[fair bridge]

tons of bugs got introduced

[whole glade]

i want my fov mods to worky >:{

[tired inlet]

at some point unless you're playing FO4 for the story you're almost better off in any mechanic just to play FO76

[whole glade]

i refuse to play fo76

[quaint moss]

"Well thats to damn bad"

[fair bridge]

most developers are moving back to the old executable iirc

[fair bridge]

too

[tired inlet]

larger map, more dynamic interactions, better customizations (being able to wear clothes over armour), more story lines and better settlement building

[quaint moss]

your're

[whole glade]

i use mods to remove the base buildin

[turbid jungle]

I use mods to automate base building

[timid geyser]

better writing

[paper kiln]

ay got my desktop running i can play DT again :DDDDD

[inland mantle]

Woe 1000 error 2014s

[quaint moss]

arg realizing that 2014 is only 3 days away
yarggggggg

[round mica]

hey guys

[whole glade]

gruh

[languid hazel]

Bork

[round mica]

GW is posting free downloads of pages from the Black Books about legions from the Horus Heresy

Night Lords were just added

its on the Warhammer community site

[inland mantle]

Mmm your favorite

[paper kiln]

i just want DOW 4 and TW's release dates ;w;

[round mica]

its 19 pages of Night Lord stuff

they probably will do all the other legions soon

[round mica]

My favorite boys were the first to be added, so proud of them

“We have received your offer of surrender
and reject it; we did not come to receive your
supplication but to enact judgement. The time
to surrender has long passed. The verdict is writ
by your own hands. Now is the time to die.”

[ripe tangle]

I once killed a Night Lord

he tried to show me fear, I fear nothing, then I killed him with his own weapon.

[round mica]

Imperial propaganda doesn't work on me

[quaint moss]

neato

[quaint moss]

valid

[quaint moss]

i cheese burger a knight lord
called it white castle

[paper kiln]

i cheesed burgrered Szarekh

called it the burger king

[thick coyote]

This jit James Bond burger

[light heron]

I made a burger out of Night Lord.

[quaint moss]

james bond burgerd my sister

[quaint moss]

does it tast like batman

[light heron]

Tastes like pneumonia.
'Cause they a gaggle of greasy fucks.

[paper kiln]

I CAST TUBERCULOSIS

[light heron]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-coughing-authur-coughing-gif-513313727455126590

Dang it.

[twin flower]

Lmao, same thought

Ya boi Arthur

[quaint moss]

HA FAILED /j

[paper kiln]

he died of tuberculosis

it worked

[quaint moss]

arthur
i love my horsey and my horsey love me

[twin flower]

Died of Micah

[paper kiln]

shit the mourningstar has a TB infection now great, fucking nurgle cultists

[abstract raven]

anyone else having issues getting past the start screen?

[quaint moss]

probably didnt help getting beat tl death

[abstract raven]

getting a backend login issue immediately upon trying to load

[twin flower]

[paper kiln]

that just expedited the process, a mercy at best

[light heron]

I friggin' HATE Nurgie, blud.

[paper kiln]

I fucking hate khorn, dont call me blud heretic

[inland mantle]

Just the servers being crap as always. It'll pass just keep trying

[light heron]

You got it, slime.

[quaint moss]

nurglings be up to random shit always

[twin flower]

Dunno if it will work for you but restarting my modem fixed it lmao

nurgling trying to go up your bumhole

[abstract raven]

[twin flower]

no joke, there are ones that do that

[inland mantle]

Sad knowledge

That I now carry

[paper kiln]

[twin flower]

a horrid way to go

[south jetty]

no one share any NexusMods links for a bit (though it seems to be mostly linked to Sony IPs)
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/s/MyxMrQwrab

[inland mantle]

Damn if that was like 2 days ago I would have been cooked

[south jetty]

No more Marvel R*vals Venom booty mods

[inland mantle]

Damn]

I cant go on

[paper kiln]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD WHY

[south jetty]

I don't even play the game but same

[paper kiln]

actually distraught, shaking, crying, mentally destitute, i am but a shell of a human, only dust remains

[quaint moss]

ENHANCE
zoom in
remove the grain
perfect

[dusky moon]

Can we code the bots to have lower self esteem so they feel less entitled to medicae and ammo?

Like I’m sure you could code it so they don’t take them but could you also sort of make them feel really bad about it too? thats very important to me

[inland mantle]

FS buff the bots so even at full health they use the medicae for me 🙏

[dusky moon]

Me when Helio Isodorus

[stark bobcat]

the monkey paw curls its finger. No more medicae charges for anyone and no medkits on the map

[paper kiln]

can we make them scale basedon the amount of abuse they recieve in chat

[dusky moon]

I am a single issue voter and that issue is that bots should not take medicae specifically out of a sense of worthlessness

[hazy kestrel]

Peak reference.

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

I sat on my leg too long

[inland mantle]

tell it to wake up ez

[marsh iris]

bottom leg

[paper kiln]

finally some real challenge to the game, git gud or die tryin yall

[quaint moss]

body horror and pain go

[steady aspen]

Hey gang, anyone willing to party up to help me get psyker monstrosity brain burst penance done?

Willing to return the favor

[paper kiln]

amputate

[twin flower]

I hate body horror

[fair bridge]

gonna give the mk IV helbore another roll

[hidden whale]

sorry bud, we're gonna have to get rid of the whole thing

[twin flower]

no stay away

its coming back I swear

[quaint moss]

i love it

[hidden whale]

guys im going to 4am waffle house with cute guy later

[inland mantle]

That is a powerful name typing

[twin flower]

mm waffles

[candid drift]

good luck mrrow

[quaint moss]

every time ive been to a waffle house i throw up, but 4am do git different

[loud shell]

So I'm still new to Warhammer lore but the arbites are different then the regular classes right? The sum I got from the intro is that we are like high ranking officers like DREDD right?

[hidden whale]

thats unlucky

[twin flower]

how come

[twin flower]

Tithe Enforcers sent by ya boi Grendyl

[quaint moss]

THE FOOD SUCKS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
guess i was sick

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[quaint moss]

the 12 times ive been there

[twin flower]

Huh

[fair bridge]

fascist cops that are also the imperium's version of the IRS

[twin flower]

Never been to one but really?

[loud shell]

Ohhh that's cool we basically got sent in because things are not going right lol

[twin flower]

accurate

[loud shell]

Lmao

But I got a dog now so it's a win

[twin flower]

And remember to report any other Arbites that dont have the dog

because they may be spois

[loud shell]

Her name is cupcake

[inland mantle]

"She dont bite"

[twin flower]

"Release the cupcake"

[loud shell]

"she loves people"

[twin flower]

imagine people thinking its something nice but no

[steady aspen]

Hey gang, anyone willing to party up to help me get psyker monstrosity brain burst penance done? Willing to return the favor

[twin flower]

Its an augmented maftiff built to kill

[twin flower]

What region you in

[quaint moss]

well duh :3

[steady aspen]

US

[twin flower]

but.. waffles

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[twin flower]

making wanna make waffles for breakfast now

waffles it is

[inland mantle]

You go to waffle house to see the workers throw hands

That's it

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

The knife fight in the parking lot.

[twin flower]

dayum

[steady aspen]

Says I don't have permission to post there

[inland mantle]

If your US post in here

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1042832970211397735

[twin flower]

maybe grey roles dont have access to it?

[fair bridge]

read the channel - those are instructions for what you need to do

[fair bridge]

it's the instructions channel.

[steady aspen]

o>

[quaint moss]

its not worth it
if you do come here, got to Dennys

[twin flower]

Oh

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

Denny’s is alright.

[inland mantle]

My denny's is open all night and tbh I'm scared what happens at 3am there

[quaint moss]

they serve waffles and desert, they have a lavacake and ice cream

[hazy kestrel]

The occasional ritual to summon Yog-Sothoth, probably.

[quaint moss]

ive been at 3am, and ngl its very empty

[loud shell]

Nah I go there for there hashbrowns

[inland mantle]

Real

[twin flower]

waffle places must be exciting as all hell huh

[hazy kestrel]

Never been, actually.

But probably!

[quaint moss]

its a bit eerie

[quaint moss]

they use to be affordable to get every morning, but idk about that in recent years stopped going to breakfast place and started just cooking

[twin flower]

cant beat homemade

[delicate kite]

do you think hardon has oil or

[loud shell]

They cost too much now

[tawny hearth]

she probably has barrels of gun oil laying around

[delicate kite]

grey role talking to a red role

🫵

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[delicate kite]

amazing

[crisp yoke]

Nice to hear

[delicate kite]

preparing for 14th of february

my gf lives in brazil, im in EU
ordered flowers beforehand to not sweat it a week prior or few days short off event

and a huge 2 meter bear

51 rose and basket of chocolates

[tawny hearth]

it really is a feat to type words a few times and get a red name lol, we can't take that from us or something

[delicate kite]

you see

im motivating people to engage

even if its to tell me 'fuck you' or somethin

[tawny hearth]

i don't think it landed lol

[twin flower]

did it work

[tawny hearth]

i think it just came off as abrasive instead lol

[delicate kite]

its ok i dont mind

[twin flower]

blud made him leave

shame

[tawny hearth]

its not a thing tha matters if you mind lol

[delicate kite]

then its not importnat

if it doenst matter to me or for me

then no point brooding over it

sah

[tawny hearth]

lol i already blocked him, i need to relax this week and edgelords aren't fun

[delicate kite]

wait you blocked me

: (

i am a good guy

you cant block me

[tawny hearth]

i block alot of people, i can still read what you say but only when i want lol

it also reminds me to not over engage with those people

[twin flower]

[delicate kite]

I am confused

time for meds

[candid drift]

i think more ppl should just block or ignore ppl instead of engaging with bait or arguing

[quaint moss]

true

[twin flower]

[delicate kite]

yes but you dont have to ignore or block me

[tawny hearth]

yeah i engage when its fun, but when its annoying i just block, they gotta bring something to the table as well

[quaint moss]

valid

[delicate kite]

law forbids it

lex

[twin flower]

and anotha one

[tawny hearth]

the only waffle house near me is in a crappy truck stop like 10 miles out of town so theres no way i'm driving way out there to hang out with the truck stop crowd lol

[nocturne bloom]

This is literally the blocktide server though 🥀

[twin flower]

not even for waffles?

[tawny hearth]

there are better waffle places near by, a couple of 1 off local places

[carmine steppe]

We need more Grey Knights

[blazing epoch]

There a roadmap for what's next yet?

[carmine steppe]

And Catachans, specially Catachans

[tawny hearth]

i need to finally play chaos gate

[twin flower]

anything other than ultramarines is better atp i think lmao

not that i hate the blue boys

but they get too much

[carmine steppe]

It's XCOM with a coat of 40k

[tawny hearth]

they don't really do roadmaps as much anymore, theres 100% things coming but its more a "things will come out as they're ready" sort of thing

[twin flower]

For Darktide? dont think so

[blazing epoch]

Ughhh

[tawny hearth]

i've played it but only to like... right after the long tutorial and then i got distracted

[tawny hearth]

trust me you don't want FS roadmaps, they stopped doing them for a reason, i don't think any roadmap actually worked out like planned

[carmine steppe]

At high level a paladin teleports, strikes like 6 times in a row and deals like 36 damage

[tawny hearth]

the content stream also feels better when they move in silence because i think they work better that way

[twin flower]

remember the hive scoom trailer

[quaint moss]

:3

[carmine steppe]

I'm not kidding this is how I killed the second boss

[tawny hearth]

i totally belive you i've just only seen the baby mode end of the game where you haven't even started builds

i have a hard time getting into turn based games without a chance to hit

except mechanicus, that game rocks

[carmine steppe]

Some team combs can give you mass teleports and 2 extra actions to every Grey Knight so you just have like 10 actions and some weapons say like "on critical hits get a free action on"

[carmine steppe]

Turn based games are awesome cause I can eat and play at the same time

[tawny hearth]

lol how absurd do the enemies get? i do have both dlcs even

[carmine steppe]

Some are pretty nasty, having like 10 armor or a lot of regeneration, reactions on movement or attack

[quaint moss]

squaretide fr

[twin flower]

cubetide

[carmine steppe]

Games like XCOM have this issue of whoever discovers the other side is at a huge disadvantage

Like if you discover an enemy group they get advantage of position and a free turn to attack you basically, and the same goes if the enemy discovers you

Unless you are prepared of course

[quaint moss]

rhombustide

[twin flower]

hexagrammatontide

beat that

[tawny hearth]

yeah between pod activations you kind of need to step>overwatch>step>overwatch over and over till you find the pod.... i just do better with dice games over chess, i'm awful at chess but can compete well when suddenly dice are involved, i'm better as assessing risk than actual tactics

i do enjoy an advance wars style game tho

[fierce cave]

I heard gay sex

[tawny hearth]

might be coming through your headphones man, i don't hear it

[carmine steppe]

Yeah there's this issue of having to play a "walking on eggshells" style of gameplay unless you wanna get attacked

[fair bridge]

man i still don't fw with mk 4 helbore

[fierce cave]

Im not using headphones

[fair bridge]

they need to fix the bayonet special

[tawny hearth]

well blasting it over your speakers is a little rude

[twin flower]

Is that the one with Armourbane

[fierce cave]

No it's me

[tawny hearth]

i like watching people use the hellbore because its funny

[fierce cave]

Im having sesbian lex

[fair bridge]

wdym

[fierce cave]

[fair bridge]

they all have it

[twin flower]

Oh wait..

[fair bridge]

mk 4 is the heavy

slowest charge highest damage

worst bayonet special

uses more ammo per charged shot

i think it's like 9 per

[twin flower]

I like it on the quick one

[fair bridge]

i think that's the five

[twin flower]

shred armor for your team typeshit

[fierce cave]

V

[fair bridge]

i usually use the IIIa

[fierce cave]

For

Vendetta

Guys

[quaint moss]

oh that movie..... its a thing for sure

[fierce cave]

Favorite old movies

[fierce cave]

Film about Stockholm syndrome

[twin flower]

Uhh

[fierce cave]

By old I mean 20 years or older

That's like

365x20

100 1200 6000

[quaint moss]

yeah kidnapping and torture probably doesn't make for the best hero

[fierce cave]

61300 days

[twin flower]

quick maths

[fierce cave]

And add

The leap years

1 each 4

5

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

61305 days

Is 20 years

I think

[twin flower]

its 7305

you were..

wayy offf

[fierce cave]

Ir was 600

Not 6000

Too many 0

[tawny hearth]

only by some 10s of thousands

[quaint moss]

5billion rat bites?

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

It's 2:21 am

I've not slept

[fossil oasis]

Booo

Go to bed

[fierce cave]

No

[fossil oasis]

I'm about to go to bed

:3

[fierce cave]

The femwonan

Is sleeping

[twin flower]

death by plague

[quaint moss]

YaY

[twin flower]

get the typhus

[fossil oasis]

Idk how but i've just noticed i've cut my finger

I've not even touched anyting sharp

[tawny hearth]

i mean, bumping something on a wall can cut your finger

[fierce cave]

Broski got the
"Random un explainable cut"

[tawny hearth]

doesn' thave to be sharp

[twin flower]

paper cuts happen too

[fossil oasis]

I've not touched any paper tho

I've been sat at my desk gaming mostly

[fierce cave]

Touching yourself

[fierce cave]

Mouse

[fossil oasis]

Like the only way I could explain it is possibly somehow cutting myself on the can of Tango on my desk

[delicate kite]

will darktide 2 ever happen

[fierce cave]

Mouse evil

[quaint moss]

was the boogey man

[fossil oasis]

True

[fierce cave]

Collect my pronouns - genderman

[tawny hearth]

that is super easy tbh

[fierce cave]

Chat got touched

[twin flower]

touched by you

[fierce cave]

Show me on the test dummy where the hello kitty girl touched you

[twin flower]

wuh

[fierce cave]

If there's a ho-

Hope

There's a cat

[twin flower]

[fossil oasis]

[dire kayak]

i pray

[analog marsh]

No need, they can keep updating the one we have now.

[delicate kite]

why was there then vermintide 1 and 2

[analog marsh]

because VT1 was more of an experiment.

they still update VT2 despite it being close to a decade old, so they can do the same for DT.

[dire kayak]

i see

[modest flume]

Nice, in the last month I split my finger and I just cut the tip off another 2 weeks ago

[dire kayak]

just

the whole thing?

[modest flume]

ehh almost

It was deep enough that they considered stitches

Cut my finger on an angle from sheet metal

[dire kayak]

oh damnnn

[modest flume]

well more like straight up sliced, like a fillet

[tawny hearth]

sheet metal sucks alot

[dire kayak]

DAMNNN

well

now im terrified of sheet metal

[modest flume]

No need

Simply just do a better job of avoiding it

Don't be me

[fossil oasis]

Thats kinda crazy, I wouldnt be able to cope with that

[tawny hearth]

gloves help alot if you have to handle it, if you are just around it... like don't trip or touch it

[modest flume]

Worst part about that cut was that I banged that finger directly on the spot later

[fossil oasis]

My uncle lost the end of one of his fingers years ago because a door slammed on it

[modest flume]

It opened up and took another week to close again

[modest flume]

I wasn't handling it

It was on my side and I "bumped" into it trying to navigate through a narrow doorway with stuff in my hand

[dire kayak]

well uh

i hope you're okay now

[tawny hearth]

lol and thats how we learned the valuable lesson about storing sharp things near doors

[modest flume]

The problem was just me, since I'm big

[tawny hearth]

my dumbest injury was that i bumped into some wood molding on a rack up against a wall, the skinny bit drove into my arm and left two perfectly parallel cuts that went nearly to the bone, i still have the weird 2 lines on my arm

[modest flume]

Yes I am, thank you

[tawny hearth]

lol sheet metal should still be more out of the way

[modest flume]

My dumbest injury is climbing out of a truck cabin, dropping something on the ground, and when I bent down to pick it up, the wind slammed the edge of the truck cabin door into my head

Split it open

[twin flower]

Oof

[tawny hearth]

lol ow... i've given myself like 2 concussions standing up into things so now i stand up slow like a weirdo

[modest flume]

Like a 200 ton truck, not a pickup

A real truck

[buoyant sky]

is mortis trials a dead mode? can hardly find a game with other players

[modest flume]

That's genius tbh

I recently banged my head on the top of the entrance to a cooler

[twin flower]

never tried it

[tawny hearth]

you can find people and games, if you alone in a lobby you'll usually find people after the game actually starts (some even by the time it loads in)... but this is on NA servers and on auric difficulty that i've tried, i don't know about others

[twin flower]

i heard its pretty meh

[modest flume]

I put my hand on my head and I turned around to see how I got hurt, then I scraped skin off said hand

lol

[buoyant sky]

ok thanks

[twin flower]

ouch

[tawny hearth]

it is still a much less popular mode, i wouldn't call it dead tho

[quaint moss]

roboute

[modest flume]

Mortis is honestly fun tbh

Especially with friends when you can just chill

[tawny hearth]

yeah i like mortis

[twin flower]

girlyman

[limber zealot]

Mortis is fun but I wish it went on for longer

[dire kayak]

same twin

[limber zealot]

By the time I have a full build it ends

[modest flume]

Agreed

[quaint moss]

Mortis is lots of fun

[nocturne bloom]

My mom used to own a crappy ford expedition. The step plates for getting into the car rotted off and I threw them into our metal pile. Few years later when we were getting rid of it all I was standing on a trailer and dropped it when I jumped up, arm went straight down and impaled like halfway through with that step plate

[modest flume]

Also a better way to manage spawns or something idk

[dire kayak]

REALL

[modest flume]

Doesn't feel "organic"

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah after the last time i stood up into a cabinet door and had to take like 2 days off work i just... don't stand up from a crouch fast anymore, i've bumped my head a few times again but just a little knock

[modest flume]

(no shit sherlock)

[limber zealot]

One time when playing mortis it said "wave 13 starting" and I thought an update came out

[quaint moss]

i wish you could do a mega campaign with it, like getting an upgrade at the end of each act

[modest flume]

But Auric Mortis just literally feels like Fatshark said "ok here's bodies to slay" with no finesse

[limber zealot]

But then nothing happened

[cerulean frost]

I also enjoy mortis trials. Building up the perks is fun, and allows for much experimentation with how to play.

[limber zealot]

Anyone else run into this or nah?

[quaint moss]

the only sad thing is that mortis trials crashes, a shit load

[modest flume]

yeah... I'm taking notes lmao

[tawny hearth]

i use it as a way to warm up in game if i'm really starting slow (like long day before playing or just waking up) or to farm penances if i ever want to

[limber zealot]

It can definitely be that

But it's kind of a toss up in my experience

[modest flume]

You know what? Fair

Especially boss rushes, those really get exciting

[hazy kestrel]

The infinite nuclear boxes boon combo is a hell of a thing.

[modest flume]

Remember when I was playing Arby and just aura farming?

[hazy kestrel]

But alas, by the time I get all 3, the match is almost over.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[modest flume]

Arby literally plays itself

Oh you get netted or grabbed by a CSpawn? How about no

[modest flume]

Speaking of, down to squad up?

[quaint moss]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[tawny hearth]

sefoni might also be my favorite character because she's the best tank psyker i've seen in a game

so its part of why i like mortis

[gilded socket]

Yeagh

[fierce cave]

I remember having to carry you

Then I killed 2 of the big worm guys

WITH JUST MELEE

CAUSE YOU WERE SIGHT SEEING

[hazy kestrel]

Sure, will join in a bit. Though I’ll probably only be down for a round or 2, as I have work tomorrow.

[somber stream]

Goooood morning chat

[modest flume]

so do I, I just finished my second shift

I don't do double shift on Friday but I have a potential job I'll be doing starting tomorrow

[nocturne bloom]

I got a really good offer to work 2 Saturdays this month

Double time, shift differential and all I have to do in 8 hours is take trash out and sweep once

Im just gonna show up, sleep, do that and bask in stonks

[quaint moss]

morning, im still in hell

[nocturne bloom]

I woke up at 13:30 so thank you

[quaint moss]

i woke up at 8pm

ate dinner

laid back down

[nocturne bloom]

I sleep all day until 30 minutes before I clock in

Repeat 5 times

[quaint moss]

makes sense

[nocturne bloom]

Then do my daytime stuff at midnight

[somber stream]

At work? Brighten up, think of the paycheck!

[nocturne bloom]

It stems from a bad habit of waking up early, setting another alarm for an hour, sleeping through it and waking up when its dark out

[somber stream]

It has been so long since i slept in, haven't managed made it pass 10A.M these recent years

[quaint moss]

ha
no i have the flu

[somber stream]

Oh lol. Chicken soup, garlic. Honey lemon tea

Works like a charm

[quaint moss]

as soon as i started my job, probably gonna drop me

[somber stream]

What if we mix all those three

[quaint moss]

what if i eat the chicken then the soup

[twin flower]

The cure all has been discovered

[quaint moss]

eat whole garlic

like oats

[twin flower]

if that dont make you better, idk what will

[somber stream]

If that goes well down the throat then by all means

I prefer to keep my meals enjoyable

[dire kayak]

awwh

i hope you recover quickly

[somber stream]

Now, imagine. Broth made of tea and chicken broth, combine with shredded chicken marinated in honey. Some chopped garlic on top

It's either the virus will get a stroke and die or us, and i'm keen to find out

[dire kayak]

absolute fire experiment

[quaint moss]

crimson tears right, quick get me a beer

[twin flower]

[modest flume]

@hazy kestrel BtL applying random effects to each enemy I hit

[hazy kestrel]

lol

[quaint moss]

bacon tomato lettuce

[formal mortar]

Green jolly ranchers are the best

[quaint moss]

i like blue

and green

[formal mortar]

Lot of places are ignoring the probationary period for sickness this year because of how bad its been going around

[turbid jungle]

first auric of the night and it was twins- and I was the only person in the mission who didnt die

was kiting in the end boss room for 10 minutes

[dire kayak]

REAL

[marsh iris]

ate whole raw garlic, recovered quick

[turbid jungle]

at least it was a win

[modest flume]

I love me some jolly ranchers

[quaint moss]

literally was like, "i have the flu and im pt"
she scheduled me 6 days of this week

[formal mortar]

I missed a week of work and started a job recently

And my gf did the same

I'm part time and work 40 hours

[quaint moss]

you died, welcome back from the grave

[somber stream]

Honey Garlic kick ass

I love having Chinese neighbor

[formal mortar]

I don't like garlic

[twin flower]

Vampire !

[marsh iris]

[formal mortar]

I've been told I sleep like im dead

[quaint moss]

i think anything above 30 is fulltime?

[quaint moss]

now the question is from which genre

[twin flower]

Anything but twilight

[somber stream]

But, sparkles

[turbid jungle]

if you get paid part time pay but work 30+ hours you are getting gamed

[somber stream]

[quaint moss]

( ＾ω＾ )

[quaint moss]

yeah, first job was like that, still some bull

[quaint moss]

dragula 🦇

[nocturne bloom]

I only worked part time to get a good relationship with that places boss so they would give me a good recommendation to the place I work now

[turbid jungle]

my first job was like that and I just called my labor union to sort it out

[nocturne bloom]

[turbid jungle]

schhedule got sorted real quick after that

[quaint moss]

a union, i mentioned a union once and worked 2 double shifts as a minor
i hate it here (unions are good)

[nocturne bloom]

Unions are only good if the person in charge has balls

Otherwise its a pity party

[turbid jungle]

most unions have very aggressive leaders

just go to your workers union meeting and voice a few complaints

[nocturne bloom]

Our previous leader fought for half a year to get work shirts that were actually well made

[turbid jungle]

and theyll sit down and talk how to fix it if theyre any good

[sacred delta]

mortis trials is fun i guess

[quaint moss]

id rather have one then not. dont have one and youll get children back in the coal mines

[quaint moss]

indeed, what class did you try it on

[sacred delta]

ogryn funnily enough considering ur name lol

[nocturne bloom]

Our new guy just doesn't have the fighting spirit that's needed. Especially important since this job is considered a state job

[turbid jungle]

so im just trying to figure out what heavy sword does on scum that shooting a horde doesnt do, and shivs cant accomplish

[nocturne bloom]

We can very easily get absolutely dog shit treatment and its already started since he took the spot

[quaint moss]

that is peak, i like picking Goliath with oggy to run through the lilins

[turbid jungle]

have you attended a meeting and brought up the issues?

thats like step 1 if you havent

[gilded socket]

Yea,,,,, miss that,,,,,

[nocturne bloom]

Everyone has voiced concerns

[gilded socket]

I was bored,,,,!!!!

[fierce cave]

We still can

[quaint moss]

extreme melee speed, almost ungodly

[fierce cave]

Just gotta ask

[nocturne bloom]

Theres just very dirty people at our job

[sacred delta]

why does everyone have cool colored names

[quaint moss]

but overall gun is better

[gilded socket]

Wouldn’t be thr same,,,,,

[dire kayak]

i wish i could eat bad bosses

[fierce cave]

Uh huh

[quaint moss]

people who has talked in the server a bit

who has

[tawny hearth]

red name happens when you spend enough time in the server chatting, basically just means you've talked a bit in the server... the other names are like nitro related i think or something?

[dire kayak]

im so happy to finally have red name >w<

[turbid jungle]

piss name means you scatter

we dont endorse the mods here actually we HATE them

[fierce cave]

Could be

[quaint moss]

i mean technically

[nocturne bloom]

I just freak them away

[dire kayak]

why's that?

[somber stream]

Purple name means people paid to send stickers

[tawny hearth]

leave hank alone he's innocent

[turbid jungle]

its a joke

[nocturne bloom]

Purple name

[quaint moss]

oh god, Hr's worst nightmare

[turbid jungle]

whats up with the clown cars packing in on the twins mission in rota

this is like the third bad team ive gotten and im using a weapon ive never tried before

[dire kayak]

i genuinely didn't even know twins was in the rotation

[quaint moss]

twins is light work no reaction

but yeah people on public are dum

[dire kayak]

ogryn cooks the twins no diff

[turbid jungle]

sure I can kite a bunch of chaff around a room for 10 minutes but that is actually mindnumbing

[somber stream]

Wasn't you pink sometime earlier

[tawny hearth]

slam into the clown car, become the clown car

[quaint moss]

ogryn friendly rock vs twins
HYDROGEN BOMB vs COUGHING BABY fr

[turbid jungle]

[twin flower]

coughing baby?

[turbid jungle]

hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb

[nocturne bloom]

If i have a throwaway boost yea. I prefer to boost servers that actually serve relevance to my current interests

[quaint moss]

freddy fazbear, what happened
"SQUID GAMES"

[tawny hearth]

match of the century tbh

[somber stream]

Never get what the boost does

[modest flume]

Happy birthday

[somber stream]

Wanna see something cringe?

[dire kayak]

you too

[turbid jungle]

boosting does nothing when the max boost level is achieved

literally jack all

[nocturne bloom]

Unlocks benefits for the server. More sticker and emoji slots etc

[quaint moss]

Too bad
teams auto balancing

[modest flume]

Genuinely the first time somone told me that as a response to that, that's funny

[turbid jungle]

I HATE JOLLY COOP RAINWORLD

[twin flower]

my neighbors huskies are going ham

[somber stream]

I see i see

[turbid jungle]

Just got a spear thrown into the back of my head on accident

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the classic response for when the waitress says, “enjoy your food.”

[turbid jungle]

actual loathing

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing groundbreaking. Just preference really

Admittedly I havent played DT much lately

[quaint moss]

offer a chair, gets a lot less embarrassing

yo slugcat mentioned

[dire kayak]

you know what they say

[somber stream]

Same, too much work going about

[dire kayak]

always blame the witch

[modest flume]

I've done that no joke

[hazy kestrel]

So you’re telling me that I should have dinner with the waitress?

[modest flume]

Not even because she's pretty, you do it because you appreciate her service

[hazy kestrel]

Both. Both is good

[quaint moss]

a dinner for 2 is better shared c:

[tawny hearth]

publicly thank your wait staff for their service and sacrifice

[somber stream]

Wait until she customer zone you

[modest flume]

She can service me better

[somber stream]

[modest flume]

(I'm waiting forever for my food, I hope she hurries up, I'm hungry)

[somber stream]

Shrimply wait faster

[modest flume]

She can simply serve faster

The cook can cook faster, even

Not even that hard smh

[hazy kestrel]

The cook has to make their work of art, let ‘em cook.

[tawny hearth]

one time years back when my sister was a waitress some old couple made her sit with them because they thought she was adopted, because they thought she was Chinese (she's neither of these things )... apparently they just assumed all chinese people were adopted because they adopted a kid from china?

[somber stream]

lol

[tawny hearth]

this was in like... early 2000s

[somber stream]

Me with school trips way back then

Some mf approached me and asked if i speak English and if i was lost

[modest flume]

Do you?

Answer the question.

[somber stream]

I told him I was with the local school and was simply visiting the loo

[tawny hearth]

you gotta play along when they assume you don't speak english, its even funnier if you can make it go on for weeks

[quaint moss]

i worked in the service industry for a bit, i did not like old white woman hitting on me
other than that, most nights were chill

[tawny hearth]

and then one day just hit them with full on talking and act like everythings the same

[dire kayak]

based as hell

[hazy kestrel]

Granny’s had a bit too much to drink.

[tawny hearth]

people who hit on service staff are super weird

[somber stream]

I certainly didn't mind, long as they were hot lol

[twin flower]

and if the yarent?

[tawny hearth]

hots boring, you gotta be funny

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

personally, they just have to be nice to me

[quaint moss]

i mean they were, but im just a cashier trying to make bank

[nocturne bloom]

I had a lot of old women hit on me when I worked retail lol

[quaint moss]

funny enough they were always buying 2 bottles of wine

[modest flume]

this

[tawny hearth]

right? like no one is in the mood to flirt when you're working a job you don't really want to be doing

[modest flume]

You gotta be funny

Know how to break the ice

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve always found it unprofessional to hit on service staff.

[tawny hearth]

wine gets you drunk no matter how high your tolerance is man

[modest flume]

When I used to do retail, one of my jobs was deli slicing

When people asked for cuts of meat, I would say no