general-chat

[jaunty path]

Sorry it was nothing permanent!!

[delicate vapor]

That’s like the only possible way to even get a job

[jaunty path]

Yeah.

[wispy wadi]

None of the hooded helmets fit my psyker fashion sets

Missery

[delicate vapor]

But at least I get to NOT DRIVE to the area anymore

I hate driving to the area more than the job itself

[jaunty path]

Yeah there needs to be extra wage for travel alone.

[rough verge]

Im drinking everclear

[jaunty path]

Do not fucking do that 🙏

That shit is like

just ethanol.

[rough verge]

Shit

But like it clears the mind of worrys

[delicate vapor]

[rough verge]

Ive only had two glasses

[delicate vapor]

You drank the whole bottle

[jaunty path]

ik ur fucking lying cuz that shit gotta be liquid pain

[jaunty path]

if you DID you'd be in the hospital.

unironically

well

HOPEFULLY in the hospital

[rough verge]

Not even the whole bottle

[jaunty path]

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

show the bottle or bs

[rough verge]

Its pretty tolerable after the first glass

[jaunty path]

no its not 🥀

stop drinking it

[rough verge]

Well I finished it but it only had like a sixth in

[jaunty path]

bs

[rough verge]

:[

[delicate vapor]

Now combine it with fireball

[jaunty path]

show the bottle or LIES

[rough verge]

Lemme find it holbon

Chat i cant find it

Its somewhere shit

[jaunty path]

🐂

only ppl drinking everclear straight are ones who genuinely hate themselves

[delicate vapor]

Indeed

[rough verge]

I love myself acrually

[jaunty path]

why drink everclear

straight

[rain idol]

I already have the lifespan of a fly might as well round it down

[jaunty path]

[rough verge]

I drink it gay actually

Nah but I get it for free and I dont have any mixings other than protein powder

[jaunty path]

is it not painful to drink

PRETTY SURE it screw ur body, hard.

[rough verge]

I mean yeah

But I get anxiety attacks so it chills me out fast

[marsh iris]

water

[rough verge]

I use that in my protein shakes

[nocturne bloom]

Nah im sorry but that sounds extremely dumb to be gulping that down

Keep it up and youll end up like my uncle

[rough verge]

I sip it

[nocturne bloom]

Ok

And what proof is it?

[rough verge]

Erm

190

[nocturne bloom]

Which is banned in about 15 or 16 states due to safety violations

You can do what you want, but i guarantee in several years time your skin will start looking mighty red

[quartz ibex]

Just watched a guy do a cooking show in the name of found footage/analouge horror

[jaunty path]

Liquid DEATH

[quartz ibex]

whole 9 mins of a 24 minute long video is cooking chicken parm

[jaunty path]

@rough verge I hope you're joking

Because you will actually die if you keep drinking that

[rough verge]

no

[jaunty path]

You are killing yourself you understand that right?

@rough verge

You're sipping ethanol

[torpid turtle]

People on auric can't push the poxbursters

[quaint moss]

yummers

[nocturne bloom]

I really think you should look into what everclear is used for other than PROFESSIONAL mixing

Fuel, perfumes, cleaners, antiseptics

Mixing it with protein powder is horrible itself

[rough verge]

Chat lets move on

No I mix water with protein

[jaunty path]

All is bait until proven otherwise ig

[rough verge]

I feel like on my journy to level 30 ive seen a single digit amount of people who push bursters

[torpid turtle]

It's like a gamble, I'm afraid to go near them because idk if my teammates decide to blow bursters shit smoove off or not

[rough verge]

They are fun to shoot i admit

1 tap with the plasma? Fuck yeah

I only shoot them if theyre like a hundred yards or so out

[zinc seal]

does anyone mind helping me start a solo game?

just need to start strike team

[rough verge]

Would but im getting ready for work

[knotty terrace]

.....welll the slop shop is complete shit

[inland mantle]

Mb

Wont happen again boss (It will)

[twin flower]

[rough verge]

🫃

[knotty terrace]

well lads pack it up the slop shop is complete shit this week no point in giving turd shark ya money

[twin flower]

but

canddle on your bistol

[knotty terrace]

armour shit

[rough verge]

You have to buy stellaris dlc

Its the only way

[elder merlin]

Alright

Give it to me straight

What is the shop rotation?

[winter hill]

temu sister of battle set makes up for the rest being mid

[delicate kite]

New arbites cosmetics

[quaint moss]

too bad, now its gay

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

very

[twin flower]

What is the gay

[delicate kite]

YOU EAT BABIES

[rough verge]

Matt Gay?

Who eats baby

Who sent baby to fight me

[elder merlin]

Someone send his ass back to the warp

[twin flower]

Let him cope

[faint charm]

why we missing barefeet cosmetics

[delicate kite]

Hadron tank tracks feet

Juicy cheesy

Delicious

Oily

[quaint moss]

peak :>

[earnest oyster]

jarvis, put me in a medically induced coma until next cosmetic rotation

[quaint moss]

maelstorm time

[winter hill]

(Cat image)

[cyan ocean]

Who will be play Havoc with me hi!

[little marten]

Hello

[cyan ocean]

hello

iam at vc hop on bro

[thick coyote]

Jarvis, buy the blue enforcer Ogryn armor and spam "For Ultramar" in the chat

[orchid lynx]

ello, haven't see u in a while

[thick coyote]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[timid geyser]

Gotta go to the DMV today q.q

[cyan ocean]

i do have

[modest flume]

Just RP as a servitor and you'll fit right in

[orchid lynx]

car shenanigans

[timid geyser]

I usually bring a book

[modest flume]

Because everyone is brainless at the DMV

[prisma cypress]

You think if I gave a Victorian child a micro fiber towel they’d seize up

[cyan ocean]

havoc

havoc

[modest flume]

havoc

[cyan ocean]

yes

havoc lets play

[modest flume]

No because work

[cyan ocean]

me need you in my Team

[cyan ocean]

hey ms furry havoc*?

[rough verge]

Who sent baby to fight

[cyan ocean]

yall bozos

[timid geyser]

I only play auric

rn

[rough verge]

I only play damnation

(Cause im bad)

[little marten]

😼

[white vale]

embrace losing as part of the experience and take the auricpill

[modest flume]

Auric has the same health pools as Damnation FWIW

Just more souped up spawning conditions

[white vale]

five hundred crushers

[modest flume]

Rotten Armor clown cars

Because for every one step you take, you lose 20

[amber delta]

weird how last week I was losing all havocs but now that rotten armour seems to be out of rotation I have 100% wr

really makes you think

[earnest oyster]

what happens when those 20 rotten armor crushers back you into a corner

[white vale]

you die

there's no way around it you just fucking die

[amber delta]

press shock mine

win

[white vale]

spacing and positioning are vital skills in this game

[modest flume]

I saw Rampage, Final Toll, and what else? Blight this season?

Oh and Lights Out

[amber delta]

and cranial corruption

[modest flume]

No Rotten Armor though thank fuck

Such a slog

[rough verge]

NO. I will remain a casual

[earnest oyster]

they all stop and smirk "well kid, this aint your day" and start kicking all your teammates on the ground

manga style

lmao

[modest flume]

Kick your teammate?

Naaaaaaw, they get sent straight to the Warp with the strength of their overheads

[white vale]

that's my secret: I never stopped being a casual

I just like being punched in the dick repeatedly, otherwise I don't consider it the real deal

[modest flume]

Tbf

That's a pre-requisite to enjoy Darktide

[marsh iris]

filthy casul

i am one

[crisp yoke]

Good morning everybody

[orchid lynx]

You will be boiled

[rough verge]

I only accept that from rave baddies

[rough verge]

Morning

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

[zealous cipher]

is hive scum worth it?

[twin flower]

Dont own it

people like it, i think

[fallen tree]

its fast, fun, stinky

[dire crane]

They are very flitty hit and run tactics, and chems out the wazzo

[zealous cipher]

fuck it am getting it then

[dire crane]

I personally wouldnt bring it into havoc but its definitely fun

[fair bridge]

plenty of people have used it in havoc

[twin flower]

gangers be ganging

[fair bridge]

pretty much anything in this game is havoc 40 viable if you're good enough

[dire crane]

Oh sure, but i main martyrdom zealot, very different game play

Again thats more just a personal preference ive had hivers in my havoc games

[faint isle]

So for havoc25 cosmetics, you just need to do one once?

Or how does itwork?

[twin flower]

you get the boot one pretty early

the rest you gotta help people finish 50 havoc missions

meaning it has to be their lobby, yours dont count

[faint isle]

Okay thanks, any level Works?

[fierce basalt]

i heard someone say that with every consecutive cinematic, Titus is looking more and more like Henry Cavill

not sure if cope or real

[faint isle]

Or only 25+ counted?

[twin flower]

Any afaik

[twin flower]

Uhh, does he?

[fair bridge]

wrong game

[thick coyote]

The worth scales with skills

[twin flower]

I mean they made a cinematic about him for the tabletop tournament awhile back

500 worlds or some shit

Warden of Ultrachads

[arctic tapir]

Ooooh, the Patrol Armor is in the Aquilo Shop

[fossil oasis]

Can't believe they added alternate colour options but split each piece into 3 seperate bundles

[storm ember]

i wish there was a loadout.tf for darktide so bad

[fossil oasis]

Loadout tf?

[storm ember]

tf2 loadout creator where you can view all combinations of cosmetics

[thick fog]

Cool website

If you wanna make cosmetic loadouts and preview

Before going to purchase, has all items, skins and unusual effects

[storm ember]

your pfp is very cute

[delicate kite]

what would be some cool medieval games to play that have cool 3d models to get inspired for painting foot knight minis

[lapis spear]

Mount and Blade, chivalry

[marsh iris]

mounted and bladed

[nimble salmon]

Huh?

[thick fog]

[delicate kite]

what about mine

[sinful pecan]

I'm glad I didn't get banned from here for talking about lewd shit last night

[inland mantle]

Not yet

[sinful pecan]

True

[nimble salmon]

Oh talking about that is fine, but don’t you dare mention something slightly involved with politics

Like warhammer, thats too political

[sinful pecan]

Kinda strange if you ask me

I feel that since Darktide is a rated M game, this should be an 18+ server

And not like, sharing nsfw stuff, I just mean we shouldn't have to tiptoe around nsfw topics

[storm ember]

look like he trynna be white wesley snipes idk what to say

[trail bramble]

people get too fucking weird

[thick coyote]

Exploding someone and having their guts smear the walls is very safe for work

[nimble salmon]

Well it is the official one…

[thick coyote]

[nimble salmon]

Indeed, that’s what I’ll do when OSHA comes

[stuck wasp]

Tbh that reaction is more suspect than anything 💀
There are plenty of politic talks that happen in this discord.

[storm ember]

Just got Frenzied Killer (3) on flame staff psyker

[sinful pecan]

Truth nuke

[thick coyote]

Checks out

[delicate kite]

you gooner

its me

[nimble salmon]

I once almost got banned because I said kirktide or something like that

[nimble salmon]

Jojo reference

[storm ember]

you have your face as your pfp?

[blazing hawk]

Charlie kirk

[nimble salmon]

Banned :/

[gilded socket]

Kill a psykers

[storm ember]

no

I LIKE FIRE TRUCKS AND MONSTER TRUCKS!!!

[light heron]

Hug a psyker.

[gilded socket]

Kill every psyker ever

[light heron]

Smooch a psyker.
They try very hard.

[gilded socket]

Maybe

[nimble salmon]

A psykers?

[sinful pecan]

Lmao that reminded me of my Psyker OC, she's all sorts of fucked up

[light heron]

Is she doing her best?

[sinful pecan]

Ehh

[gilded socket]

Shhhh

[thick coyote]

[redacted]

[sinful pecan]

She's been desensitized by the appeal of the Imperium after constant Inquisition abuse and harvesting of her poison glands due to her continued Warp exposure

[worn halo]

Hug a baby Nurgling

[light heron]

Stomp a nurgling in the teeth.

[mint gate]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-gguh-trending-meme-charlie-kirk-gif-260876314022351132

No gifs in general

[sinful pecan]

We can't post gifs here dawg

[mint gate]

L

Darktide discord moderator Chud moment

No memes in general ahh

[worn halo]

They are sweethearts who only want love, have some compassion. (Sexy Slaanesh voice)

[sinful pecan]

I second this, they're so hard to melee in Boltgun

[light heron]

They gonna get an Austin Powers kickin', the ugly little bastards.

[worn halo]

So a slightly hairy creeper vibe slap with bad teeth ?

"Its a bit nutty"

[fierce cave]

Im pycher

[worn halo]

Warm liquid goo phase beginning ...

[fierce cave]

White warm slime

[worn halo]

How did you know I was a Synth ?

[fierce cave]

I can smell clankers

Also you play destiny 2

[worn halo]

Godamn Weyland Yutani hax

[worn halo]

Aye

[fierce cave]

A fellow alien fan?

[mint gate]

Suspicious wraithbone gel

[fierce cave]

In this economy

[sinful pecan]

Reminds me of Demon's Souls' "sticky white stuff" lol

[worn halo]

Yautja and Alien to the core forever fanboi

[fierce cave]

LES FUCKIN GOOOOO

[worn halo]

Badlands was 🤌

[fierce cave]

Indeed

[worn halo]

Alien Earth ... delicious

[fierce cave]

Omay

Im a stop you there

[worn halo]

Forgot about canon ...

[fierce cave]

Are you a new fan?

Or old fan

[worn halo]

Nope

Old

[fierce cave]

How old

[light heron]

Think Wraithlords deserve a hug, too.

[worn halo]

I saw Alien on VHS in 1983

[mint gate]

Wraithlords deserve something

Like the destruction of their craft world or sumn

[fierce cave]

Older than me

[worn halo]

Alien Earth as a standalone ...non canon ride ...was great. Comon man ... ||the squiddie eye alien ... on a secret mission to stop xenomorphs ||? you cant not be interested in that 😛

[fierce cave]

I've not seen all of it

I've seen 3-4 episodes

[worn halo]

Of course it has draw backs 😄 but its great

[fierce cave]

I'm in the middle of it rn

[mint gate]

Xenomorph infestation vs GsC uprising crossover of the century

[fierce cave]

They butcherd my alien

[worn halo]

Forget you've seen Alien 1 2 3 4 Prom Covenant Romulus

[fierce cave]

They changed it

[worn halo]

and enjoy it 😄

[fierce cave]

Prom and cov

Alright

[worn halo]

The blood is too well done

[fierce cave]

But eeeeehhh

[worn halo]

To not watch

[fierce cave]

Same with reserection

They are

Films

[worn halo]

LOL

[fierce cave]

To say the least

12 and 3

Romulas was a callback

Same premise

Last survivor

[worn halo]

Yeah ... I take them all in stride. Its love for the universe. Thats all I require as salute

[fierce cave]

I like em

But they don't hit the same spot as 1 and 2

3 is good

[worn halo]

Nothing sci fi does man

Alien 1 and 2 are the quan

[fierce cave]

What

What about 2

Ah

I see

You cheeky devil

3 onward fell off tbh

[worn halo]

Typo ... 3 is decent 😄 yet again ... great special effects... bygones on story

[fierce cave]

Romulas is

Cinema

[worn halo]

Romulus was gen Z CW alien

[fierce cave]

Not as good as 1 and 2

But

Close

Better than 3

[fierce cave]

The running CGI in 3

When he's on the roof

[worn halo]

Prom and Cov were good ... because ... welll ... Fassbender. Period.

[fierce cave]

That green outline

[worn halo]

ya lol

[fierce cave]

The syths are goated

Brought back my man ash

In rom

[worn halo]

CG Ian Holm ... sacrilege

[fierce cave]

But can't go wrong with Bishop

Ash vs Bishop

[worn halo]

Never .... " not bad for a ... (puke) huuuuuman "

Bishop all the way

[fierce cave]

Yup

[worn halo]

Even with half a body

[fierce cave]

Ash was for the company

[arctic tapir]

I used to be a bit iffy about the Bolt shooting weapons, however like plague on a beast of nurgle, they have been growing on me

[fierce cave]

Bishop was Ripley's

[fierce cave]

We talkin about alien

[fierce cave]

I'ma add you cause you the only one I know who actually watched them all

And

It's peak

[modest condor]

I’m gonna be controversial here and say Kirsh.

[fierce cave]

OH GOD

IRISH KIRK

[arctic tapir]

ok, and? am I not allowed to just say things divorced from current conversations?

[worn halo]

I absorb movies like sponge to water

Ive probably seen it if you name it

[fierce cave]

Waiting

[fierce cave]

I'm just saying that's what we talking about

Don't shoot the messenger

[modest condor]

I liked Olyphant as synth. He gave me massive Batty vibes

[fierce cave]

Covenant?

I'm lowkey not well with synth names

[modest condor]

Alien Earth

[fierce cave]

Which one

There's 6-7 sythns

Cause there's the kid hybrids

[urban dove]

Dont you know this is the alien discussion channel? How dare you talk about that silly game

[modest condor]

Kirsh is Timothy Olyphant is the platin blonde one.

[fierce cave]

The woman?

[worn halo]

I'm just rooting for Eyeball squid alien 😛

[modest condor]

no. the dude. the actual synth. not hybrid. not cyborg.

[fierce cave]

I've not watched earth fully

[fierce cave]

Send a gif in #zealot-class

[modest condor]

he appears in the first episode already. go watch it again.

[worn halo]

White haired dood from Mando

and Justified

[modest condor]

ye

[fierce cave]

Im not good with actor names

[storm ember]

i love lesbians hey what are yall talking about

[worn halo]

Lmao

🫃

[storm ember]

what does this mean

[fierce cave]

Should of said the old white teacher synth

[thick fog]

lexbian mate

[fierce cave]

Ik

[modest condor]

he isn’t old. and he ain’t a teacher. but sure. lol.

[fierce cave]

He looks old

He tells em

[worn halo]

It means I'm male and i'm with child. .... (Arnold Swarzenegger voice)

[fierce cave]

Hello am lesbian

[fierce cave]

That film

[storm ember]

NO WAY

[fierce cave]

I remember

[fierce cave]

Yes way

[worn halo]

Junior is PEAK ... go watch again and laugh your ass off

[fierce cave]

I have it bought on prime

[worn halo]

So worth

[fierce cave]

Same with waiting

And a couple more

[sinful pecan]

I'm currently listening to "The Alien" by Dream Theater

[worn halo]

Good band

[fierce cave]

please speed I need this

[worn halo]

Listening to Meshuggah ... Demiurge 😛

[fierce cave]

My alien is kinda filmless

I live with my yaujta

I just wanna help it out

[worn halo]

Did ya know Van Damme was the first actor cast as the Predator 😛 ?

Super nerd check

[fierce cave]

GET TI THE CHOPPA

The meme where he plays a keyboard on his nuke wrist

[worn halo]

Dutch RIP

[storm ember]

I pay $25 for video game cosmetics

[fierce cave]

He did not deserve to die

[storm ember]

should I die?

[fierce cave]

You should date me lowkey

[worn halo]

🫣

[fierce cave]

Batman it's a meme

[round mica]

time to check if my math was correct in how much money id need to get all of the enforcers armor

[fierce cave]

500 dolah

500 cigarettes

[light heron]

Probably more than 50, boss.
Juuust spent that much.

[fierce cave]

You guys spending money on cosmetics

[round mica]

im brazilian so i have to check how much in my currency

[fierce cave]

Im spending mine on food

💔

[somber stream]

Im giving my money to DE

[light heron]

I'm out of control.
University's about to munch the rest of my money.

[lilac crag]

which enforcer chat

[fierce cave]

The snail demands a 70$ dlc

[somber stream]

I uninstalled War Thunder

[round mica]

the zealots enforcer helmet is so fucking ugly, bruh

i might not buy it for zealot

[lilac crag]

HES GOT A BOOK

[fierce cave]

Wart hunter

[lilac crag]

TAPED TO HIS FOREHEAD

ITS SO RAW

[round mica]

its stupid

[fierce cave]

That was in the shop

[lilac crag]

:(

[fierce cave]

Last year

[lilac crag]

ik

still funny as hell

[light heron]

The Darktide crashed??
On me??
End of days...

[round mica]

so uh

id require at minimum 3 of the 7k packs which are 112.45 each

to buy 3 of those i require like uhhh

[lilac crag]

336.........

[fierce cave]

Bros gonna be poor

[round mica]

337,35 total

[storm ember]

I guess you could say it's the End Times

[storm ember]

Vermintide

[round mica]

because id need the field-issue vox caster backpack for the fit to be complete

[light heron]

Enjoy my fitty dollas, Obesefish.
Enjoy...

[fierce cave]

Why did broski ignore me

💔

[storm ember]

autism

[worn halo]

My roommate does that all the time

[fierce cave]

Mate your roomate

The ultimate fix

[inland mantle]

Wha

[worn halo]

I'd rather stick my dinky in flaming terpentine

[round mica]

ahw man id need a looooot of money for me to buy the cosmetics i want rn

[fierce cave]

A JOB

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[fierce cave]

The joke is porn

[round mica]

i do have one but its still very expensive

[fierce cave]

CRIME

[round mica]

brazilian prices are fucked

[fierce cave]

VPN

[round mica]

the 7k pack is 112 BRL total

and id need 3-5 packs

[twin flower]

Hows a vpn gonna help

[fierce cave]

Open a offshore account

VPN to that county

[round mica]

i dont think they know how a vpn works

[fierce cave]

Spend offshore money

[inland mantle]

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

I so smart very

[inland mantle]

Gen chat sure is known for the smarts

[twin flower]

biggest of brain

[fierce cave]

Too big even

[worn halo]

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON

Du du du du du du

[round mica]

this literally changes nothing id have to do the BRL to USD conversion which might be more expensive than me buying the packs with their fixed brazilian price

[twin flower]

insert cowpoke music here

MICAH YOU DUMB BITCH

[round mica]

since tax rate for USD conversion is ever changing

[fierce cave]

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure it's USD converted to whatever currency.

[twin flower]

stonks

[fiery wave]

So you are expected to have US lvls of luxury money.

[round mica]

inflation

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know.

[fierce cave]

@nocturne bloom INFLATION

[twin flower]

[gilded socket]

Ok

[twin flower]

Lamia prolly

[inland mantle]

Gen chat getting freaky good time to get off for bed

[worn halo]

Pitcher ?

[fierce cave]

Get off?

[fiery wave]

Knowing him, he'll come in with sus stuff.

[fierce cave]

Stop getting off in chay

[round mica]

chat what if you all paypal me 20 USD so i can buy aquilas

[inland mantle]

Gooner brained

[twin flower]

[amber delta]

sure whats your email

[gilded socket]

Who chay?

[twin flower]

Gods next test for me should be if I can handle being a millionaire

[gilded socket]

Whtf

[round mica]

(I was saying it as a joke but if you actually do it Ill dm it)

[fierce cave]

Chat

[round mica]

God knows I'd spend millions in joytoy figures and steam games

[twin flower]

How to get spam

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

Jpytoy

[amber delta]

best I can send you is a zip bomb

[fierce cave]

Cyberpunk mentioned

[twin flower]

Gotta circulate the wealth

[fierce cave]

Why they jerk circle

[gilded socket]

Chay transitioned?

[fiery wave]

That's a new PC insta.

[round mica]

it won't work

[fierce cave]

Im kms

[amber delta]

are you behind 7 proxies

[worn halo]

🫃

[twin flower]

gooner

[fierce cave]

No shot

[analog marsh]

Prices in general are bad for the Darktide skins. Not just a brazil problem.

[round mica]

10

[fierce cave]

6-7 proxies

[amber delta]

[twin flower]

Nasa Computer to last me the next century

[amber delta]

is that bee movie

[fierce cave]

THAT BEE STUNG ME

[round mica]

YES

[amber delta]

holy

[twin flower]

predicted the 6 7

[worn halo]

Man Vs Bee Netflix ... thank me later

[amber delta]

truly the movie of all tim

e

[fierce cave]

Of all tim

[gilded socket]

Whuh?

[gilded socket]

Uh?

[gilded socket]

Who tim

[twin flower]

You is tim now

[worn halo]

Chay had Chat ? Espa ?

[gilded socket]

Aslume?

[south jetty]

Showed a friend who I found out plays Darktide my hours played and he said "Jesus fucking Christ"

[round mica]

how many hours do you have tho

[twin flower]

Be ashamed

[south jetty]

a little over 1000

[south jetty]

I'm not Catholic

[twin flower]

SHAME 🔔

[south jetty]

Shame YOURSELF

[twin flower]

your friend prolly

[south jetty]

It was said in a distinct tone of horror

[round mica]

cant judge since i have almost 2k on For Honor

[twin flower]

Huh

Just came back to that game recently too

[south jetty]

You can judge me for my 1700 hrs on a game called Awesomenauts and the untold I've spent playing WoW since 2009

[round mica]

i wontever go back to that game

i hope it burns

[twin flower]

Fair

Need me some medieval gooms

[south jetty]

I need better taste in video games and to stop roleplaying (neither will happen)

[twin flower]

goooms

[lilac crag]

hi max

[worn halo]

2700 hours in orbit sleeping on Destiny 2

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

Where's my hi?

Double standards smh

[gilded socket]

Lex

[lilac crag]

hi cas

[lilac crag]

meow

[fierce cave]

Hello lesbian

[orchid lynx]

you will be boiled

[hazy kestrel]

Who was your main?

I used to play For Honor a lot way back when.

[twin flower]

Thunderthighs

[hazy kestrel]

So either Peacekeeper or Nobushi, based on your description.

[round mica]

hitokiri

[hazy kestrel]

My arch nemesis.

I loathed Hitokiri players

I was an Orochi rat.

[low blade]

I havent played For Honor in YEARS but I had an instant lock on Warden or Nobushi and that usually just changed the threats I got after a match

[twin flower]

Nah I just remembered the name

[hazy kestrel]

Ah.

[twin flower]

Was a Centurion boi

INCREBILI

[hazy kestrel]

INCREDIBILIS!

[twin flower]

Hitokiri wasn't around by the time I stopped playing, was checking out the other new ones

Varangian and Gryphon

[low blade]

Remember year 1 when like, Lawbringer mains were the scariest thing?

[hard crane]

hitokiri is just variable heavy timing spam with hyperarmor

[twin flower]

Lawdaddy still scary

And yeah, the new ones are weird to fight against

[hazy kestrel]

HEBY into HEBY into DELAYED HEBY repeat until foe dies.

[fair bridge]

Wordle 1,671 2/6

🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[hard crane]

imagine if lawbringer still got their train side attack on heavy parry 😔

[low blade]

Now use it in the password game

[hazy kestrel]

Man I miss when Orochi had the heavy deflect.

Loved to style on people.

[hard crane]

dont forget the one time you ever use the kick to throw them off before you do ANOTHER HEBY

[hazy kestrel]

Or even worse, the funny breakdance move.

[hard crane]

funny instakill fourth tier feat that you can jsut parry

[hazy kestrel]

You can?!

Huh, I never noticed that.

[hard crane]

its just a top unblockable heavy that does 200 dmg

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[low blade]

I should check in one the executions, I havent played since the Chinese were added

[round mica]

i loved dealing with orochi players as hito
"ah, you're dodge light spamming? bet"
and i just held the kick for the interrupable kick into heavy

funniest shit

ever

[low blade]

Hppefully Nobushi is still the best ones in the game

[round mica]

BP still has the best execution in the entire game

the fastes one that healed the most

lol

[hazy kestrel]

I wasn’t a light spammer, but I still hated Hito players.

[round mica]

his execution was instant

[hard crane]

she still has her funny innate 20% every thing dmg bonus to bleeding targets

[twin flower]

Who's BP again

[round mica]

black prior

[hard crane]

shield hero who can pancake flip you

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the burger flipper class.

[twin flower]

Ahh

[low blade]

Thats not how I judge them

Aura > utility

[twin flower]

[round mica]

1800ms execution in the middle of a team fight

[twin flower]

[hard crane]

by aura you mean the longest possible execution so your enemies take longer to respawn

[hazy kestrel]

Me, using the sudoku execution so my foe can go out with honor.

[twin flower]

huh, is that how that worked

[hard crane]

they dont start respawn timer til execution ends iirc

[twin flower]

I know it adds more time but does it add more the longer the exec was

Ohhh

I thought like it actually added more seconds

[hard crane]

nah only the 3 second extra

i do find some of the executions available to all heros pretty silly

[twin flower]

i mena

they are

brings out a giant horn

[low blade]

Yes.

[hard crane]

the one where they turn you into a little statue then just pocket you surprised me lmao

[round mica]

gotta take into account the teamfight tho
long executions in the middle of a 4v4 is hell

[twin flower]

or the kame kame hah one

[round mica]

gotta take those fast ones

[twin flower]

like jesus christ

[twin flower]

I had like one quick one and one long ones

[hazy kestrel]

Whacking someone with a lute was my favorite, personally.

[low blade]

I had the cat ears on Nobushi and spammed coin emote I was NOT a serious warrior bro

[hard crane]

im sad they removed the funny teamkilling on duo emotes

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the other integral part of For Honor, Nobushi mains Thotmaxxing.

[hard crane]

was so silly to dance with a teammate then immediately break their back afterward on shugoki

[twin flower]

sHUGoki

[low blade]

Shoutout to those random Nobushi and Warden shippers that just spawned out of thin air

[hard crane]

well they gotta since they reworked no touching on Valkyrie 😔

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over Valkyrie simp-bros!

In other news, I fucking hate Valk’s spear sweep.

All this For Honor talk is giving me flashbacks.

[hard crane]

hey at least valk is in a much better place than launch

im pretty sure campaign still hasnt been updated once for heros movesets

[hazy kestrel]

The emote spamming was always funny, though.

[hard crane]

conq RAAH spam go brrrr

[round mica]

makes sense

i was on those matches where everyone was tryharding

i had no choice

[twin flower]

light spam goes brrt

i remember why i left , just ending cheese

[graceful hamlet]

I wasn’t expecting to get flash banged by For Honor nostalgia when I peeked in here ngl

I played at launch

[hazy kestrel]

For whatever reason, I remember that Gladiator’s Male VA always made me smile when fighting alongside or against Glad mains.

The utter enthusiasm the man has was so peak.

I can’t understand a word of it, but he’s having a great time.

[modest condor]

INIMICUS

[arctic shoal]

You can parry the light spam.

[hazy kestrel]

INCONTINENS!

[obsidian bridge]

Trying to get out of jail, don't mind me

[modest condor]

ugh. now I wanna reinstall FH and just run around shoveling peeps with the LB xD

[fallen grotto]

AD MORTEM

[round mica]

why are you in jail

[obsidian bridge]

Silly can't send a photo jail cause I haven't sent enough messages

[round mica]

that doesnt answer my question

[fierce cave]

Why is your dick a laxative

[solemn siren]

Mfw I come into a game just to get barreled off map right away

[drowsy lynx]

Classic

[round mica]

has happened orce to me

[drowsy lynx]

I hope you were at least playing psyker

[ripe tangle]

Why do Dogs just bark at other dogs?

like they’ll see or hear another dog and just lose their minds

[hazy kestrel]

My dog is very protective of me. To say the least.

Then he sniffs the other dog and all of a sudden it’s “you’re cool, carry on.”

So idk lmao.

[drowsy lynx]

Selective breeding to get a living alarm system really, some will bark at anything they see as out of the ordinary

I work in an office with dogs, I sit 10 feet in front of their enclosure, they see me several times a week for four years and still sometimes bark when I walk in

[gilded socket]

Wruff wruff

[drowsy lynx]

Just like that actually yes

[hazy kestrel]

The just have to sniff you to remember ya.

My dog does that all the time to relatives he’s seen innumerable times before.

[ripe tangle]

Regardless I still have a certain love for them

[solemn siren]

No lol

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah they are mostly cool

The ones that are not chill are usually just not cut out for the life they're living imo

[lilac crag]

so true...

[drowsy lynx]

People getting border collies and blue heelers and expecting them to be fine lying down all day doing nothing are setting them up for failure lol

[solemn siren]

Feels like having a joining teammate land on you in helldivers 1

It doesnt happen quite as often in 2...

[drowsy lynx]

When your teammate reinforces without the hellpod

[grim spoke]

hd1 is peak hd2 sucks

[drowsy lynx]

It was hilarious that your teammate could just land on you on initial spawn in hd1

[grim spoke]

i miss hd1 ,,,

[ripe tangle]

Literally two breeds that love going outside and having space to run and stuff

[drowsy lynx]

Yep those are some of the dogs left to sit at my office all day lol

[ripe tangle]

There’s a shop not too far from me it’s sort of a bodega but instead of having a cat they have an Australian Shepherd that’s old af and got fat

[solemn siren]

Any spawn really

[obsidian bridge]

Nah nah you misunderstood, I am a shitty penis

[fierce cave]

Same thing

[dry merlin]

TRUTH! Working dogs WANT to work.

[limber matrix]

its still up and running

[drowsy lynx]

checks steamdb

165 in game

[astral basin]

Be me, with a dog phobia

[limber matrix]

enough to wage galactic war

[dire nymph]

Ogryn is the best support class ?

[grim spoke]

i know

but all my progress was on console

[limber matrix]

nah scum can disable corruption gain

[grim spoke]

also i don’t have anyone to play it with

[limber matrix]

weak, solo gets the entire camera to themselves

[cosmic burrow]

So can zealot

[limber matrix]

zealot slowly leeches your corruption away, scum disables it.

[analog marsh]

My mums border collie is perfectly fine laying around most of the time.

Only time she is super active like a border collie is meant to be is when the garden gets watered (she likes to chase the water) or she goes for a ride in a car. She also loves to bark and run around when the blender is being used lol. Rest of the time she behaves like a more lazy dog breed.

[dire crane]

Is there there a list of which enemies are elite/specialists? Also are monstrosities considered elites?

[drowsy lynx]

Monstrosities are not considered elites

[dire crane]

I wasnt sure

[drowsy lynx]

Shotgunner, gunner, plasma gunner, reaper, rager, mauler, and crusher are elites

Anything else is a specialist iirc

[dire crane]

Huh alright

[grim spoke]

but it’s fun to bayonet my friends

[runic furnace]

Which revolver is the hipfire one? Zarona?

[analog marsh]

the blue one

[drowsy lynx]

Agrippina is a hipfire one

Zarona has ads instead of brace for fan firing

[runic furnace]

Alright, thanks

[grizzled hornet]

Darktide

[twin flower]

Dorktide

[dire crane]

Derktide

[astral basin]

Di- hey wait thats wrong

[twin flower]

Go on

[dire crane]

Go on

[languid hazel]

So… after playing both Vermintide 2 and Darktide for over 23 days each I’ve come to a conclusion. Darktide is just barely the better game

And that is ignoring all the issues with the game currently (ie the memory leak problem)

:3

[stuck wasp]

Ok ?
Both games have different strenght, and VT2 has the major benefit of being 8 year old...

[languid hazel]

What? I didn’t feel like posting an essay :3

[twin flower]

stinki

[languid hazel]

Woof :3

I may or may not still be a little high as well :3

[twin flower]

tired of darktide tho, is VT any better

gimme yummers

[languid hazel]

Very very great gaymes both

[stuck wasp]

VT2 is very fun, just need new weapons

[twin flower]

[languid hazel]

VT has the better maps and characters, Darktide has the better core gameplay and weapons

[twin flower]

well, id like more weaps on DT as well but alas

i'll gib VT 2 a try mayhaps

[languid hazel]

Tbh with Dork tide, we have more weapons total than Vt2 does unless I’m mistaken. I’m factoring in weapon marks into the equation

[distant matrix]

Tbh. My only problem with VT 2 is the fact it isn't crossplay tbh

[languid hazel]

Are you on pc or ecksbawcks

[languid hazel]

YES

If Vt2 was crossplay I’d probably be playing it more

[distant matrix]

Same

[twin flower]

why u say it like that

[obsidian bridge]

Beans

[twin flower]

am on PC

[languid hazel]

Say what like what

[twin flower]

ecksbox

[languid hazel]

Ecksbawcks

I’m spelling out how it sounds :3

[distant matrix]

Like. I got a friend who play on ps5, two on pc, and personally I'm on xbox. So sadly we all can't play together.

[languid hazel]

We could play it together though :3

[twin flower]

big smort

[obsidian bridge]

Did fat shark know how well they were cooking when they made this game? The potential is here for the perfect coop game

[distant matrix]

Perhaps

[obsidian bridge]

Just need more enemy types and shit

And fix the god damn trappers

And bursters

[twin flower]

add enemy friendly fire and collision

bursters already do it why cant the others

[rustic yew]

and maps

[twin flower]

and weapons

OBESE SHORK, ADD VET LMG AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[stuck wasp]

They did say that they were very much surprised on Vt1' s success, and that they did not think people would play as much as they did (Like iirc Magnusson thought it would be a game people would play for 30-60 hours

[stark bobcat]

The tide games were a huge success

[stuck wasp]

Most ranged enemies already can do FF

[obsidian bridge]

Love getting saved by a sniper who shoots the dogs licking my face

[twin flower]

They can still shoot you thru a horde tho

[languid hazel]

Friendly Fire is a horrendous idea

[twin flower]

On enemies

[languid hazel]

It opens people up to so much toxicity

[twin flower]

not on well allies

[obsidian bridge]

Exactly my issue with trappers, the amount of times I get netted through 10 lines of enemies

[twin flower]

unless you just want rejects to have reject behavior

[stuck wasp]

Player side FF was tried by the Devs and testers and they said it did not work at all

[twin flower]

blessed nets that pass thru nurgle cultists blessed by the grandpapa

[vast mason]

just love it when the game crashes on end of a mission....

[dire crane]

How do yall think PvP would go in this game? Like strike team vs strike team?

[stuck wasp]

Hopefully it doesn't
But if it does, it'll most likely just be Versus style like L4D and Vt2

[twin flower]

Maybe you get to play as some of the Heretics

[stark bobcat]

We've seen vt2 versus

Died within 1 week

[stuck wasp]

But please, no thank you

[twin flower]

[stark bobcat]

We love cheaters in vt2 versus

[twin flower]

I think more enemies and maybe class archetypes would be sick

[dire crane]

Just curious not saying i would want it. I LOVE clearing hordes

[vast mason]

what we need is an open world hive city rpg.

[stuck wasp]

Versus is pretty much the only way to do it

[stark bobcat]

Learning trapper behavior/sounds will remove this problem

[stuck wasp]

FS did make PvP melee game before, with War of the Roses/Vikings, but it is such a different system that it's not really able to translate here

[vast mason]

this is SOO ANNOYING

so broken.

[stark bobcat]

You can always tell when people don't play vt2

When they see trapper going through a horde as a problem

[twin flower]

defo sum potential

[dire crane]

Im already dodging 24/7 in a horde, I usually end up killing the trapper if they are in the horde by accident

[cosmic burrow]

Mam catcher rats got buller between the eyes the moment i have seen them

[ancient violet]

No

[vast mason]

trapper catching you through 5 maulers is broken AF.

[stark bobcat]

No not really

You can dodge them

Go left or right

[vast mason]

shouldn't even be a thing no matter what vt2 was.

[cosmic burrow]

Remember we could have fart tornado wizards now

[vast mason]

well, no SHIT, its hard to dodge something you can't see coming at you with all the sounds going in + music playing loud.

[cosmic burrow]

Or leeches

[stark bobcat]

If you can't hear turn down music?

[dire crane]

Its annoying when you get caught off guard or busy picking someone up, not saying they arent easy to avoid but you cant dodge em all, because they sre always followed by a flamer

[drowsy lynx]

Getting shot by a net that passes through solid objects is kinda ass

[dire kayak]

hai y'all

[vast mason]

yes lets be a sweaty and kill the setting of totally

[stark bobcat]

It going through chain link fences is funny

[vast mason]

100%

[dire crane]

Hewwo

[twin flower]

goob

[river elbow]

Hard to dodge when you have four Ogryns surrounding you ready to send you to Big Papa E with same day delivery.

[stark bobcat]

Tis why positioning is one the best skill to learn

[drowsy lynx]

They should update the net visual to be a tiny projectile until it's right in front of you when it folds open to wrap around you, that would make shooting through mesh more believable

[stark bobcat]

It's a good skill/knowledge expression

[vast mason]

this

[twin flower]

i mean its still pretty situational

[dire kayak]

the lex approves of goobing

[dire crane]

I cant tell if this is ragebait or not

[cosmic burrow]

Thats why i like playing ogryn and arby. I position the enemies on the floor

[twin flower]

you can be at a good spot and something just fucks you over

its not uncommon imo

[twin flower]

what about gooning

[vast mason]

yepp, i have 2-3 hours per week to play, its fucking hard man....

[stark bobcat]

Darktide is chaos control basically. Not chaos as in the enemies but how many elements and factors there are and knowing how to handle each and their combinations

Which is why darktide is one of the highest skill ceiling games

[twin flower]

rough

you'll get there

[dire crane]

Rookie numbers

[cosmic burrow]

Then you have bo reason to Force yourself on higher diff. Having fun comes first

[drowsy lynx]

Just quit your job to play darktide full time

[dire kayak]

absolute peak idea

[vast mason]

but that also gets boring after some time thats the issue....

[twin flower]

i mean hell, if we get paid playing it why not

[vast mason]

welp, no SHIT....

[cosmic burrow]

Understandable

[twin flower]

high diffs do be fun

[drowsy lynx]

Sorry boss, rannick needs me more

[dire kayak]

so real

[vast mason]

100%

[cosmic burrow]

If you know how to play sure. If you get dumped there by high lvl friedns its not

[twin flower]

Pretty much a solo so yeah

[dire kayak]

i always suck at the high diffs but theyre still really fun

[twin flower]

I think people at least know what theyre walking into , id like to think anyway

[stark bobcat]

Probably not since darktide doesn't explain much

[vast mason]

i only play with randoms, and damn, when i get a good random squad of people that know what they do, its so satisfying

[twin flower]

i mean, dont expect it being easy when youre on high difficulty

[stark bobcat]

Like I'm willing to bet no one knows the actual differences between difficulties since the game never tells you

[twin flower]

like that one dude playing on Heresy and expecting to be carried some time ago

[dire kayak]

REAL

its the same with havoc sometimes

[languid hazel]

Meowdy :3

[cosmic burrow]

Higher the diff you get more enemies with bigeer healthpools and more variety

[vast mason]

like, its very rare, but damn,when it happens its SUCH a good feeling

[twin flower]

I rarely get doodoo teammates on higher diffs as a rando

[trim pawn]

I remember one time that an arbitrator clutched a mission and revived the whole team by themself.

[twin flower]

so theres that as well

[trim pawn]

it was amazing to witness

[twin flower]

[vast mason]

feels like i only get people that afk mid game lol....

[twin flower]

The tithe rat has done his job well

[twin flower]

le oof

[dire kayak]

only thing that beats it out is getting a perfect clutch

[trim pawn]

There was a zealot that did that in one of our games

[dire crane]

I cant wait to finally break into auric

[trim pawn]

and he had most of the crowd control abilities so

we were constantly getting swarmed

[vast mason]

yeah i had a zealot basically soloing auric damnation, it was such a pleasure to se

[stark bobcat]

Okay, where does the game tell you this?

[twin flower]

pretty noice

and then do Maelstrom afterwards

[vast mason]

lmaooo, happened to me like 3 out of the 4 last games

[cosmic burrow]

No where

[twin flower]

I mean, I dont think the game has to mention it perse

[stark bobcat]

My point exactly

I've met the most clueless people in havoc 40 that don't even know what havoc is

[twin flower]

youre changing difficulties, it'd be more odd not seeing changes according to it imo

[cosmic burrow]

Security through obscurity or something idk

[stark bobcat]

Since it doesn't explain anything

I don't have a problem with it myself but this is how fatshark operates

Lack of info or actually misleading information

[dire kayak]

i mean from a lore perspective it does make some sense