general-chat

[twin dirge]

I can't pause the game and if I just stop the other 2 people in the game are also gonna suffer

She's also just allergic to calling, she won't do it unless it's an emergency

[twin flower]

She worth it?

[modest flume]

I mean if she knows the game and how it flows and she's still upset, well, kinda silly

[twin dirge]

This could ALL be solved by her going "yeah we can call while you play the game"

But she won't

[twin flower]

Huh

[twin dirge]

I can talk and game I can't text and game

[twin flower]

She shy or something? lmao

[twin dirge]

I don't know???

[twin flower]

Been together how long now tho

[nimble crystal]

Has she made it clear what she wants from that time?

[marsh iris]

call her everytime she message

[twin dirge]

Officially dating 2 months talking romantically like 2 years

[twin flower]

Devious

[fierce cave]

Darktide discord
The only place where you get dating advice

[twin flower]

Well theres like a lot of people here that also have relationships so why not

[soft merlin]

Sorry your going through that dude

[twin flower]

Arent you married too ftw

[nimble crystal]

If she's getting frustrated perhaps she believes she has a relationship need that is not being met. Perhaps you can she can talk about what that need is and find a solution or compromise?

[fierce cave]

I am

Oh yeah

Wedding in a month

[twin flower]

🫵 spagot

[tawny hearth]

usually something like that is frustration stemming from elsewhere, not always obviously, but alot of times it is. It might be good to do a check in and see whats up because it could be stress from elsewhere or something else... obviously behavior like that isn't like... good so its probably still something that should be worked on but also the problem might not be whats actually stated since humans are funny like that

[twin flower]

Woow no invite

[fierce cave]

Fuck off

My wife

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

[fierce cave]

Stick your dih the bread

[nimble crystal]

Not too late to run!

[fierce cave]

Call it salted

[twin dirge]

I've been trying but she won't tell me

[twin dirge]

She just says IDC or idk

[fierce cave]

From a German muscle mommy

No chance

[nimble crystal]

Oh

[modest flume]

But you just got married last month

[nimble crystal]

Oh my

[modest flume]

You building a harem?

[nimble crystal]

Congratulations!

[fierce cave]

Proposal

[twin dirge]

I can tell something is wrong but any attempt to ask or help is shoved away met with anger and just makes me upset in the end

[fierce cave]

Goofy

Bushman is no smart

[twin flower]

You like her tho?

[modest flume]

"wife" "not married" choose one

[nimble crystal]

Arrange a date with an activity that will be really stressful. Don't tell her anything about it except that you want to surprise her. Then during the epilog ask her about it

[fierce cave]

Stop criticizing me

[somber stream]

Feet

[nimble crystal]

And I mean really stressful, something you and her have never done and that neither of you are equipped for. Something. That ensures you both need to struggle together for victory

[twin flower]

Ankles

Idk, I'd prolly not rush it, and just be there when she wants you to

I know I had something like that with mine, and oh boy

[tawny hearth]

she might not know herself because thats a thing that can just happen, or rather she might not be able to actually articulate whats causing it. Or it could be feeling like it could start a fight or be embarrassing or something else. If you are invested and want to try then and just make it clear that you are ready to listen whenever and then just kind of... give it space while also trying to spend some time with her and either she might be able to give shape to the feelings and turn them into ideas or it'll kind of solve itself if it was something out of either persons control

[hidden depot]

are the servers cooked or something?

[modest flume]

Always have been

[twin flower]

Nah

[hidden depot]

they're especially bad tonight

[tawny hearth]

if you crashed during a havoc theres a bug with some of the modifiers together, i can't remember which ones

[twin flower]

Cranial

[twin dirge]

What does gomf mean

[twin flower]

And ..

something

[nimble crystal]

Hence the challenging date idea. Perhaps she's the type of person to realize after completing a challenge?

[twin flower]

Uhh, get out of my face? i could be wrong

Whats the context

[tawny hearth]

gnomes originally made furniture (i don't actually know)

[twin flower]

Dont take my word for that lmao

[nimble crystal]

Is gomf not an onomotopeia?

[modest flume]

A date? Sounds like something for people with free time and money

[teal token]

Hmmm is this the off topic with random shenanigans channel?

[modest flume]

[twin flower]

of what?

[tawny hearth]

it 100% could be used as one

[modest flume]

No that's Zealot chat

[teal token]

Lmao

[modest flume]

Zealot chat is General 1, this is General 2

[tawny hearth]

y'know, when you accidently put on your left shoe too fast and gomf all over the place

[nimble crystal]

Lol fair. But could be his chance to be creative. I can think of some free or cheap date ideas that fit the description. My problem is, CHILDREN

[teal token]

Wait what??

[thick fog]

Zealot chat is unmoderated general chat

[twin flower]

Oh yeaah, I had that happen once or twice

[tawny hearth]

we all talk about DT so much that we tend to stray into other topics, but you can trust, alot of words are said about darking the tide

[teal token]

Oh...

[nimble crystal]

Ive been known to gomf my food from time to time

[teal token]

I see 👍

[tawny hearth]

also if you bring up something darktide related people will usually chime in, everyone one of us has at least one wild take

[twin flower]

like how psykers cant be trusted

[tawny hearth]

i mean... thats just reality

[thick fog]

I hate darktide players

[twin flower]

no no

[somber stream]

We sometime talk about Darktide: the game around 'ere

[twin flower]

players as well

[nimble crystal]

Yeah. Like how recon lasgun is better than infantry lasgun

[twin flower]

[tawny hearth]

they are the elf players of DT (actually i think zealots are)

[twin dirge]

You are correct

[twin flower]

I mean, unfortunate, but true tho

[twin dirge]

And

[nimble crystal]

Or how Auric is easier than Damnation

[twin dirge]

Im probably single

[somber stream]

Mostly it's either feet, femboys or how to obliterate someone's bowel

[twin flower]

Hey man, if she really loves you, she'll come back

[somber stream]

🫃

[twin flower]

I wracked my brains over stuff like that too so just pace yourself

If she wants help, she'll ask for it

[somber stream]

Is Aki going through something

[teal token]

Am I crazy for this? Like when I used veteran and I get close to a psyker I can hear her/his voice talking in my character minds

[twin flower]

relationship issues

[nimble crystal]

But also if you want to keep your relationship with her gently let her know that and then just let it be

[tawny hearth]

lol i think they are just talking in your ear dude

[somber stream]

Ah yes, human females, very tricky

[nimble crystal]

Sexist!

[tawny hearth]

not gonna lie men are harder to date

[somber stream]

Wasn't comparing

[twin flower]

from a woman standpoint?

[nimble crystal]

Its clearly an adolescent female

[twin flower]

or you know

[teal token]

No I like it in my mind talking lol not like loud voices like the usual 😭

I'm going crazy

[twin flower]

I was crazy once

[nimble crystal]

You see, its not that she's a she, but that she's a young she's, and therefore difficult

[twin flower]

[teal token]

Lol

[tawny hearth]

i only know from a mans standpoint but i'm part of enough gossip circles to hear stories , all of my longest relationships have been with women

[tawny hearth]

lol i get you, its probably a sound thing going weird if its anything at all

[twin flower]

Lmao, Idk if its a win but im still with my first gf

8years going

[teal token]

Crazy good?

[somber stream]

I have a mate who 'switched team'. Saying, and i quote, "It's a game changer!"

[fallen tree]

if you're happy, id say so

[twin flower]

Over the moon

[nimble crystal]

Oh man, even if given the opportunity I could never switch teams

[teal token]

I hope so because it was like she was talking about her happy thoughts thru my mind and I was shocked 🤣

[fallen tree]

max win

[twin flower]

She drives me crazy, but more fun when am with her

[somber stream]

No more waiting half an hour before going out, no indecisive back and forth game whenever they're picking what to eat, convos are mostly straight to the point. I do see the appeal ngl

[nimble crystal]

Put a ring on dat hand

[tawny hearth]

yeah man if you're happy then its good, i've been in like 3 relationships 8 to 10 years each, left each one as friends... any amount of good time is good

[thick fog]

Are you talking about the Seer Psyker? The one that has their beloved

[twin flower]

Eventually

[thick fog]

Or the loner Psyker because he does a fourth wall break voiceline lmao

[twin flower]

hodayum

[nimble crystal]

I would say nearly a decade is eventually enough, but you gotta do you dude

[teal token]

No like not the psyker shouting out loud but like your character can hear their thoughts thru your mind that kinda thing which is weird

[teal token]

Wait what?

[thick fog]

Don't think I had that, might just be the audio mixing be funny

[teal token]

Bruh

[somber stream]

Do it whenever you're ready

[teal token]

I was thinking I'm going crazy because playing during midnight and I can voices gg🥲

[thick fog]

https://youtu.be/h-zHvAeWLBQ?si=GzcMG0-Eg4BwnmX2

The fourth wall break voiceline always gets me, I just love loner voice performance

[thick coyote]

Foreshortened lives 🗣️

[teal token]

Lmaooo

[thick fog]

We need it more for other two psykers

[nimble crystal]

Ive spent enough time entertaining myself here. Methinks 'tis game tiem

You're all disgusting degenerates and I love you

[somber stream]

• Said the Goat_Tickler97

[tawny hearth]

goat tickling is dangerous work, they drop kick at the drop of a hat man

[teal token]

I think I got the weirdest one in the game then? Because I never heard of any psyker having happy thoughts of themselves but forgot to not use their psykic and I heard it in my character mind kek

[somber stream]

I heard goat milk is rich and delish

[teal token]

Rag-tag psyker gang with different build yapping together?

Sounds pretty good?

[somber stream]

'Goat milk is generally described as tangier, earthier, or sweeter with a distinct "goaty" note' nvm

[tawny hearth]

yeah i'm not a fan of goat milk, goats are fun to have around...until they're not

[twin flower]

milk is milk

[tawny hearth]

forget where you're at and bend down to fix your shoe and suddenly mr goat wants to butt heads

meanwhile one of the babies is doing a flying leap on your back

[teal token]

Darktide got milk?

[fallen tree]

the chaos is kinda endearing

[somber stream]

I hate goat meat with a passion

So foul

[tawny hearth]

papa nurgle's milk, straight from the pot

[teal token]

Yikes...

Isn't that spoiled milk?

[tawny hearth]

*ripe

[teal token]

Oh hell nah

[somber stream]

Room temperature milk, left ouside for 4 weeks in a moldy room

[teal token]

Cheese half way

[twin flower]

blue cheese

[somber stream]

The forbidden yogurt

[twin flower]

sounds like an inuendo

[teal token]

Lol

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

lol

[teal token]

New objective for disruption missions, find and destroy the forbidden yogurt?

[tawny hearth]

feed it to the ogryn

[teal token]

Lmao

[twin flower]

and you just see one of those nurgle teats like those eyeballs that pop out of the ground on certain missions

[fallen tree]

[teal token]

Oh no..

[twin flower]

Oh yes

[teal token]

Massive gurgling sound coming fast

[tawny hearth]

the rejects come back a wreck, mumbling something about "the jiggling" for the next 15 hours

[teal token]

Lol

[twin flower]

Oh god

[teal token]

Jiggle yapping is crazy kek

Unless fatshark fixed the rag doll physics first?

[tawny hearth]

they are perfect

i love when a mutie folds in two somehow

[teal token]

[timid geyser]

wacky ragdolls make games better

Wish there was like a BIG BOOT ability on the ogryn

where they just kick the shit out of something

and if it dies it just gets yeeted backwards

[teal token]

How good is the ogryn shield push?

Can it be like a massive wack on the enemy?

[twin flower]

the only proper shove i see is the one from the Arby

[gilded socket]

Mac

[twin flower]

Wuh

[thick coyote]

Considering that ogryn has the best pushes in the game by default

[twin flower]

Max

[thick coyote]

Shield push is pretty good

[gilded socket]

Stpid

[twin flower]

Max Stpid?

[gilded socket]

Mac stpid

[twin flower]

Mac smort

[teal token]

Mac bigh?

[marsh iris]

mac and cheze

[teal token]

Lol

[twin flower]

me big

[marsh iris]

Maxine St. Pid

[teal token]

Big Mac

[astral jungle]

Same as weapon textures not being processed fast enough by the game.

[twin flower]

[astral jungle]

Macintosk cave person.

[teal token]

Welp I haven't play ogryn yet but I need to finish all my psyker penance then play ogryn

[astral jungle]

Gl

[gilded socket]

Mac fumb!

[twin flower]

If I had my own cave

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[gilded socket]

NO !!!!!!! take tbat back NOW !!!!

[twin flower]

[gilded socket]

Big dum

[teal token]

And you caved in?

[twin flower]

No im caved out

Lemmeee iinnn

[teal token]

Lol

[gilded socket]

Gr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[teal token]

Is there any new update coming?

[twin flower]

not for another 6 months

jk idont actually know

[teal token]

Oh... Kek

[twin flower]

im eepy

[tawny hearth]

with FS you usually know theres something cooking because they like making their games, but like... you don't know the schedule or what it'll be

[twin flower]

[tawny hearth]

they stopped announcing things ahead of time a long time ago

well, stopped announcing plans i should say

they'll drop an ad for something thats almost done

[teal token]

I see, I played Darktide for like a month+ now so I don't know much lol only others who told me in game that fatshark fix one thing and break another at the same time kek

[somber stream]

Fatshark? Fixing?

[tawny hearth]

lol they break alot less things now adays, and they fix more things faster also

[somber stream]

3 months for a patch

[teal token]

Lmaoo

[somber stream]

The server is forever fucked

[teal token]

Yeh..

Kept disconnecting when playing havoc and it SUCC

[tawny hearth]

i've only had one dc in a game since the beta tbh... havoc has bugs right now with some of the modifiers

[somber stream]

Current modifiers are know to cause crashes in Havoc matches

[teal token]

Rotten armour bad get rid of it reeee

[somber stream]

Best avoid this week

[tawny hearth]

lol that one isn't causing the server crashing i don't think

[teal token]

I hope not

But rotten armour is just bad 🤕

Basic mobs become crusher

[somber stream]

To be fair. People don’t visit Havoc for a stroll at the park

They seek challenge

And get kicked in the balls

[teal token]

And pain? And masochism? And Torture?

[tawny hearth]

it is the silly side mode for people who want it lol

[marsh iris]

and dukane talking down to you

[somber stream]

Somewhere around that, yeah

[teal token]

I just want the free cosmetic that is all and be gone from havoc kek

[somber stream]

Dukane better watch out for barrel should she ever visit the field

[teal token]

[fallen tree]

rolling steel map isnt in the havoc rotation is it?

[somber stream]

No

[teal token]

No?

[somber stream]

No

[tawny hearth]

train?

[teal token]

Havoc map is random from people?

[fallen tree]

no mans land

train wouldnt be either its too short

[marsh iris]

dukane dont like it short

[teal token]

But the place is too small and imagine the amount of enemies you need to cut thru with bad modification is crazy gg

[fallen tree]

i hope they do more open maps like no mans land tho, looks great visually

[quaint moss]

2 more bosses down

no mans land is funny

[marsh iris]

rotten armor enemies all have infested type yes?

[quaint moss]

there is instant kill spots for monstrosities

[teal token]

No mans land when Have mans land is real?

[fallen tree]

oh yea, always feels good to ledge kill

[teal token]

Door camping before boss spawn?

[quaint moss]

nope, on the weird ass 2 bridges

[teal token]

Oh

[quaint moss]

yeh, its goofy

[teal token]

Yeah kek

[quaint moss]

finally a win for hivescum

[teal token]

I got thrown off and got wacked

[quaint moss]

every upside has its downsides i guess XD

[teal token]

Yeh...

[tawny hearth]

i've scum nimble dodged clean off those bridges so many times, if you hit the right angle with the long dodge you can fly

[teal token]

How good is hivescum?

[tawny hearth]

really good

[teal token]

Better than arbiters?

[tawny hearth]

with alot of builds as well, and alot of weapons that just work

better at kiling than arby, less tanky but still can get pretty tanky

[fallen tree]

they're quite different in playstyle

[teal token]

I saw some gameplay of it with like cracked build is atk speed

[fallen tree]

i think they're more fun than arby imo, but arby is fun still

[teal token]

Free doggo is gud

Must pat the doggo

[tawny hearth]

yeah arby is like one of the CC kings and will dictate where a fight is happening. Scum is like an amplifier of all weapons so instead of controlling the fight you tend to bring the fight

[fallen tree]

i kinda like not playing with the dog, but its been a while

[somber stream]

Nobody told me Owls could meow

Absolutely owldorable

[teal token]

Huh?

[tawny hearth]

owls make all sorts of sounds, only like a few types "hoot" lol

[teal token]

I think someone sounds like an owl?

[somber stream]

Who?

[teal token]

[fallen tree]

😏

[somber stream]

I walked into that

https://youtube.com/shorts/Xe_PX1wBzUs?si=-qOMSIeVvY1CKT51

[tawny hearth]

[fallen tree]

i went to an owl cafe in japan, they're so cute

[tawny hearth]

untill the spit up the pellets from their lunch

[teal token]

Lmao

[quaint moss]

it a bird its a plane, ITS JERRY THE CRACK HEAD

[teal token]

Lol

[tawny hearth]

owl pellets are crazy, its like a nice bundle of everything they couldn't eat

[quaint moss]

arby with dog is peak

[astral jungle]

Yesterday with desparado active. I ran ahead of. The zealot.

[quaint moss]

best anti sniper in the game tenichally (the dog doesnt miss)

[tawny hearth]

i like lone wolf arby, but i 100% get the appeal of dog arby

[astral jungle]

I imagined the zealot was foaming at the mouth for being too slow.

[fallen tree]

i need to play arby more in general, i only really played it on release heaps and havent since

[astral jungle]

Incidentally. I got the vulture mark penance done for the tread lightlies.

[quaint moss]

i forgot the ability, but ima call it stance, yeah the 95% damage resistance is nice

[tawny hearth]

i play an odd game here or there of arby because i'll forever like the arby maul

[quaint moss]

no notes, its just nice

[astral jungle]

I like hivescum. Once you get pickpocket.

Kill an elite. Have ammo.

[marsh iris]

playing ranged scum, i feel like that daniel radcliffe movie, the one with gun hands.

[fallen tree]

true true

[marsh iris]

ammo? naaaaaaaaaah

[tawny hearth]

melee scum is crazy fun tbh

[somber stream]

Scum

[astral jungle]

Too bad zealots blocked the possibility of Saint class.

[prisma cypress]

how tf do you grow up to be so ass in terms of situational awareness

[astral jungle]

Genes

[astral jungle]

I feel like the APU from the matrix movie.

[marsh iris]

im guilty of not ever changing to melee

[rough verge]

👖

[charred furnace]

is currency and guns easier to get than it was 2 years ago?

[somber stream]

You get 500 Aquila twice per year

Oh you mean the normal resources, they're easy to get

[fallen tree]

i tihnk they mean dockets and upgrade stuff

[charred furnace]

ye

I remember it used to take like 100 missions to get enough to get a good gun roll

[abstract fiber]

you can craft godrolls now, only RNG is on the weapon stats

[fallen tree]

theres no lock behind changing stats or perks with guns, currency is fine to get

[charred furnace]

so the grind is just mastery now?

[abstract fiber]

and marks can switch freely

yea and even thats not much grind if you have dockets and plasteel since you can feed weapons for mastery

[somber stream]

Best to play normally to learn the weapon, if you haven't

[charred furnace]

are mortis trials hard?

[sweet wraith]

Sometimes

It's wave-based and you pick from a randomized selection of powerups between waves

[charred furnace]

man I couldn't find anyone playing trials on lower difficulty so I guess im going to authic

[somber stream]

Oh shit

[turbid jungle]

im cooked

[somber stream]

Store rotation

TODAY

[turbid jungle]

wrote "fly"as fligh

[marsh iris]

trapper flammer spam wahoooooooo

i feel like spatchcocked chicken in the grill basket

[fallen tree]

im happy with my chara skins, hoping for nice wep skins 🙏

[somber stream]

Is it that hot over there?

[marsh iris]

always but not as hot as other times of year

im talking about the trapper flamer combo before this btw

[somber stream]

Oh lol

[delicate vapor]

My era of terror and chaos will come soon

[somber stream]

New Arbites drip today

[delicate vapor]

now to wait next week for arc raiders store slop

[thick fog]

Mortis is a weird one because is a far more casual and chaotic mode but little playerbase

Also is more populated and primarily played on damn and auric

[fallen tree]

yeah i did like 4 mortis, i prefer the normal gameflow

[turbid jungle]

whether or not someone needs to sweat in mortis is my gauge of a bad or good player

[thick fog]

Still majority of players just want the base game experience

Mortis and havoc are just mid (havoc gets worse every day)

[thick fog]

Relying on upgrade crutches smh smh

All that for just little material

[turbid jungle]

auric is mindless fun and havoc 35~ below are what I find to be hard but not so hard that I need to sit up in my chair

[quaint moss]

sometimes it summons 8 plagueogryns 3 beast of nurgles and 1 chaos spawn
.other times you get like 500% damage buffs (i play auric)

[delicate vapor]

[thick fog]

20% chance to kill an enemy with rock on hit

[quaint moss]

Its a friendly one

[marsh iris]

U L T R A - H Y P E

[thick fog]

First half month of the year and still no patch smh

And no blogpost

[marsh iris]

im sure fatshark wont disappoint us again

[thick fog]

[quaint moss]

they have a blogpost?

[somber stream]

1 hour till drip rotation

[thick fog]

We were supposed to have one before 2025 ended

As they would tell us what to expect in 2026

And summary of the updates from 2025

[thick fog]

2026 updates first teasers
No followed up blogposts, no trailers
Three days before update drops, all content creators showcase preview it
Update finally drops

Big marketing

They really are missing the ball with the update hype lately since Bound by Duty

[somber stream]

Introduce the very first map ever for the game
Delay mere 2 hours before the first teaser of the update

"we're just as upset as you do!"

[thick fog]

[marsh iris]

maybe Bound by Duty really took their wind out

[lethal solstice]

I mean

It literally wasn't their fault

[somber stream]

How so?

[thick fog]

That was GW the very last second to delay the reveal

[somber stream]

Any source on that?

[thick fog]

CM commented on it

[lethal solstice]

Original audio, comments from cm, and knowing GW

Not even original audio

[somber stream]

CM said it was "marketing material"

[lethal solstice]

The trailer audio just has a stimm sound in it

[thick fog]

Games workshop always been a mess of a company with their restrictions and protection

[lethal solstice]

So GW probably shot it down for drug use in commercial material

[thick fog]

You can see the scum on the background throwing away the stimm too

It is blurred but you can see the movement

It was very likely a close up scene of the stimm inject was cut

[somber stream]

You'd think with these kind of release, they'll send the material for clearance 1 or 2 weeks prior to release/teaser. Not 1 day for approval

[thick fog]

GW too afraid of drugs because it would hurt their IP smh

[marsh iris]

GW gonna retcon stimm?

[thick fog]

That's how they work

And FS said they have meetings with GW every week lol

[somber stream]

You know what FS also said?

Weapon customization after launch

It's been 3 years lmao

[thick fog]

At this point I don't care about it

I am fine with the marks

[lethal solstice]

The game has pretty clearly taken a different route

They also said a class every quarter

[thick fog]

For the better

I am glad they took this path

[turbid jungle]

why does scum idle stance like he is milsimming

[lethal solstice]

Tactislop style customization would feel really weird in darktide

[thick fog]

Matching for 40K setting

[somber stream]

Well, that's your take. Personally i think a scope or two would be great

[thick fog]

But not for a tide game

Tide games are primarily focused on its melee side

[lethal solstice]

Scopes are actively detrimental in this game

[turbid jungle]

unless you run pickpocket scum

[lethal solstice]

I tried them and they made it harder to aim

[thick fog]

Hip fire only gang

[somber stream]

Again, also your preference, I tried before on the lucis with the red dot and it worked flawlessly

[lethal solstice]

Thats not a scope

[turbid jungle]

scopes suck because most enemies are going to be in effective range anyway outside of a few instances

[somber stream]

Noticeably increased my accuracy as well. But that was way before the iron sight recalibration

[marsh iris]

new class every quarter sounds like there might be dozen more classes coming

[thick fog]

It was gonna be the subclasses we have

Before the class tree reworks

So like VT2 carrers

[lethal solstice]

Which would have been indefinitely worse than the talent trees we got

[thick fog]

Veteran exec stance, shout and stealth

Honestly the game would have got much worse if they went the original path they wanted for launch

And not last this long as currently

[turbid jungle]

4 years no brute shield for ogryn

high treason

[thick fog]

We need big weapons this year

Cancel all next classes

[fallen tree]

glaive/spears

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[fallen tree]

power fist

[somber stream]

Power Halberd

[fallen tree]

i wanna punch

[quaint moss]

power sandvvich

[fallen tree]

i would main this 100%

[turbid jungle]

power rock

[lethal solstice]

If they add a halberd type weapon they shouldn't make it a power weapon

Because that would occupy the special action

[quaint moss]

i need a weapon of mass hertic purging

[lethal solstice]

And you could make such an interesting moveset with that special instead

[marsh iris]

melta gun

[fallen tree]

thats true, i could see a one charge power stab or something and then its on cd for a bit, but i think a non power special would be better

[lethal solstice]

Yes

I have this planned for my namesake more or less

[quaint moss]

:D

[fallen tree]

yeah i remembered u talking about glaives last week or something, i pray for their eventual release

[lethal solstice]

Special is a smack with the butt, which can instant chain to strikedown

[fallen tree]

i was thinking sweep but i like your idea better

[quaint moss]

i want something like the pull on the pickaxe thats for the smallins, and better of course

[lethal solstice]

And it could have like 2 or so blessings that modify the special, giving either brittleness or stagger resistance ignore (for crusher interrupt/bulwark open)

[somber stream]

Well, there exist a power Halberd in the concept art for scum

[lethal solstice]

Moveset starts with sweeps

[somber stream]

Guess we'll see

[lethal solstice]

Sprint heavy is a sweep

[fallen tree]

yeah after i was thinking sweep attacks would be in the normal moveset somewhere

[lethal solstice]

Strikedowns are also in normal moveset

But not first

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Sexy beast

[lethal solstice]

Or a light would be first strikedown

But special is for instant chain in

[rough verge]

Rock and stone🪨⛏️

[languid hazel]

Rock and Stone!!!

[quaint moss]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

[marsh iris]

ROCK SOLID

[quaint moss]

WE'RE RICH

[quartz ibex]

Good Morning yall

What should i make for breakfast?

[rough verge]

Rock and roll and stone!!

[arctic shoal]

ROCK AND STONE

[rough verge]

yogurt with berries n granola and two eggs

[jovial mist]

Granite.

[marsh iris]

BOLOO CAP HERE

[rough verge]

Hey, Scout! You have a certain... FLAIR with that gun😛

[quartz ibex]

The sigma grindset breakfast

[rough verge]

If you really want sigma get some avocado toast

[marsh iris]

just instant coffee

[rough verge]

Thats what ive been doing for the past 10 years of my life

[rough verge]

I drink Celsius

[turbid jungle]

power toothpick

think about it

[marsh iris]

take that enamel

[quartz ibex]

How are you alive

[astral basin]

Ronk n stonk

[quartz ibex]

Or functioning

[rough verge]

Wdym

[quartz ibex]

Are you running on caffeine and hate lol

[rough verge]

And goth music

[quartz ibex]

Hell yeah

[rough verge]

Aaaaand avocados are good for you :]

[quartz ibex]

Ima be so honest when i say this

never had an avocado in my life

[astral basin]

Baldurs or nightreign…

[turbid jungle]

avocados are what people eat when they pretend to be healthy

[astral basin]

Hmm

[quartz ibex]

But isnt it healthy?

[turbid jungle]

yes

[rough verge]

I eat them to get them good fats

Other than energy drinks, steroids, weed, alcohol, sleep deprivation, and anti depressants I consider myself healthy

[quartz ibex]

The elephant in the room trying to scream “you aint healthy”

[rough verge]

:]

[inland mantle]

I wish my shitty gene say if I eat one I'm dead in 20 mins

[rough verge]

My diets good tho

[fierce cave]

Addres me

[quartz ibex]

Ehh well fuck it, you’re functioning and thats better than dead lol.

[quartz ibex]

adress me vro

[turbid jungle]

"my diet is good" mfs when I hit them in the face with a tank round

[rough verge]

The rave baddies still fw me so

I have that going for me

[quartz ibex]

I just eat what meal i can cook with the ingredients at the house and done for the day

Sometimes there’s a bit too much leftover made

The dogs outside got to eat lasagna last week

[turbid jungle]

I eat what I want when I want and will work it all of unless its my rest day

[fierce cave]

Round earthers when I hit them with a brick of c4 then detonate it turning them into a red mist

[rough verge]

My breakfast is like super healthy, but my lunch and dinner is 18 ounces of ground beef

[fierce cave]

Red mist mentioned

[quartz ibex]

You’re a bodybuilder or something arent you🤨?

[rough verge]

Yeah but im not good at it

[fierce cave]

Yeah I build my body

[quartz ibex]

Wdym you’re not good?

[fierce cave]

Ever since I discovered the weakness of flesh

I craved the certainty of steel

[rough verge]

Unhealthy lifestyle kills gains

[quartz ibex]

Hollup are you taking steroids?

[rough verge]

Just test

And e blockers

[fierce cave]

Just testicles?

Im proud of you for being gay

It's a big step

[rough verge]

Testosterone, my being bi unfortunately doesnt contribute

:[

[turbid jungle]

as long as my arms are massive I am fine with how I feel

[quartz ibex]

Being bi is cool

[fierce cave]

You block the estrogen

The estrogen blocks you

[quartz ibex]

As long as i take care of myself and some music. Loving life

[rough verge]

Its alright. Only now I understand what women mean by "men aint shit"

[fierce cave]

How it feels to be the only purple guy

Wait a minute

Purple guy

[quartz ibex]

Real

[fierce cave]

Fnaf

Har har har

[rough verge]

Truly some of the most loboyomizing experiences ive ever went through was a high school relatiomship with a dude

[quartz ibex]

Only found like 1 good one to date and later found out he was a drug addict

[fierce cave]

Men do shit tho

[quartz ibex]

I am bi but like, more biased towards females. Still down for male’s tho

[fierce cave]

I do love a relatiomship

Emphasis on the m

[rough verge]

I dont think i would ever be romantically attracted to a dude

[quartz ibex]

Boobies are better

[fierce cave]

Fat guys:

[quartz ibex]

“AW HELL NAH JIGSAW YOUR ASS TWEAKING”

[fierce cave]

Dodgeball ending scene

Absolute cinema

[rough verge]

Honestly women are usually more emotionally intelligent(in my experience) which is a better expetience

[fierce cave]

Not me

[quartz ibex]

YES, ABSOLUTELY

[fierce cave]

I'm built different

[rough verge]

Like if dudes weren't so slow I would go for

[prisma cypress]

thats a fat fucking lie

[rough verge]

(In my experience)

[quartz ibex]

some women*

[fierce cave]

Are you a women?

[prisma cypress]

a tuning fork got more intelligence than my hg

[arctic shoal]

You body build
I use ancient chinese alchemy

We are not the same

[quartz ibex]

Its your hg

[fierce cave]

I use nothing

[quartz ibex]

Hg are built stupid

[fierce cave]

I am the build

[prisma cypress]

you right

[quartz ibex]

Hmmm yess, ingesting mercury into your blood

[prisma cypress]

i wish

[fierce cave]

I am

[prisma cypress]

im sadly a man

[fierce cave]

Don't wish

[rough verge]

Are they overrated

[marsh iris]

i am building

[prisma cypress]

id lowkey tank period cramps

[fierce cave]

lowkey yes

[fierce cave]

This mf stupid as hell

[quartz ibex]

Awww look at him, refusing his mortal flesh

[trail bramble]

I'm emotionally intelligent, I can name all of the emotions men feel: happy, angry, hungry, sad, Ryan Gosling in Drive

[prisma cypress]

i can become more

time to chrome up

[fierce cave]

Don't forget about
IM STILL STANDING

[rough verge]

I feel like the bouncy would just get annoying. And i like to be bear chested while taking the trash out which I wouldnt be able to do

[fierce cave]

BETTER THAN I EVER DUD

[quartz ibex]

Come on choom lets go to a ripperdoc

[prisma cypress]

perhaps

[fierce cave]

Lowkey on my cyberpunk phase rn

Gonna get phantom liberty

[quartz ibex]

Currently on, LIFE IS SO FUCKEN GOOD RAHHH mode

[prisma cypress]

HAAAANk

[fierce cave]

Already beat every fucking mission

[quartz ibex]

DO IT

[fierce cave]

All I got left is Regina's gigs

[fierce cave]

@quartz ibex

[quartz ibex]

PHANTOM LIBERTY IS DO GOOD

[fierce cave]

Done every side

[quartz ibex]

Regina’s gigs are so boring tho

28 missions gawd damn

[rough verge]

Gonk nabbed an iron and flatlinned in heywood day 1

[fierce cave]

I got 99k left

After buying all the cars

[quartz ibex]

They pay like 3k to 8k

[fierce cave]

Gotta do Regina's for the achievement

28 gigs

28x8

Uh

8x8

[quartz ibex]

She forgor

[quartz ibex]

224K

[rough verge]

Cyberpunk feels to me what Skyrim is trying to do

[fierce cave]

Im also lvl 50

So that increases it

To about

10-22k

Lvl impact mission rewards

[prisma cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-scream-rooster-scream-chicken-scream-meme-chicken-cursed-rooster-cursed-gif-2808612900815966706

[quartz ibex]

“Thats a lot of money dutch”

[fierce cave]

It's all going to the iconic shop

I have

3 missing iconics

For my wall

Skippy

(I'm waiting)

The cleaver

[quartz ibex]

Finished cyberpunk like the 4th time a couple weeks back. Now getting into rdr2 again

[fierce cave]

And that Lexington

[fierce cave]

Dutch he's gay Dutch

[rough verge]

My hg slammed on the breaks once cause someone cut in front of us and several books of yaoi flew from under the seat

[fierce cave]

No im not gay

Micah is the gay

[prisma cypress]

FUCK

YOURE FUCKING GAY

[quartz ibex]

cough cough oh duutch cough with blood he’s gay

[prisma cypress]

AS IN H O M O SEXUAL

[quartz ibex]

-John marston

[fierce cave]

My bio so awesome fr

[quartz ibex]

I just hate how in the end jack went the same way as john and arthur did

[fierce cave]

Jackie NOOOO

[rough verge]

"Ill kill you again in hell my friend:

[fierce cave]

Why did the frog say that

[prisma cypress]

sorry he takes after me

[rough verge]

Arthur is actually the coldest video game character ive personally seen

[quartz ibex]

Well we’re probably not gonna get rdr3 for the next 15 years or so, fans are gonna go crazy like half life fans

[quartz ibex]

Arthur is the sweetest and the toughest man in gaming

[rough verge]

Rockstar could drop a dlc with no advertisements for red dead, on a Tuesday, and it would make a billion

[quartz ibex]

They did a good job at rockstar to make a character that good

[rough verge]

Hes literally me

[quartz ibex]

Red dead fans need material

[fierce cave]

Rockstar makes great open world games

BUUUTTT

[quartz ibex]

BUUUTT

[fierce cave]

Everyone fucking dies

[rough verge]

Rdo sucks ass, wish it got the same love as gta

[quartz ibex]

The game had redemption in it ofc its gonna include death

[fierce cave]

The game is called dead

[quartz ibex]

Didnt they stop support for it?

[fierce cave]

Not fully

[rough verge]

I believe so

Oh

Type shi

[fierce cave]

Major updates

Yes

They still do minor things

[quartz ibex]

So no new content?

[fierce cave]

Like the seasonal events

[fierce cave]

Ding ding ding

[prisma cypress]

coal is very thirsty

[rough verge]

When nobody got me, I know deep rock galactic got me

[fierce cave]

FOR ROCK AND STONE

[quartz ibex]

All dat to postpone’s gta 6s launch again

[rough verge]

ROCK AND ROLL AND STOME

[fierce cave]

I love stome

The forbidden ore

[rough verge]

:[

[quartz ibex]

When nobody got me, i know my cat got me

[prisma cypress]

cuz bread taste better than key

[rough verge]

I have big hands and a Lil phone be nice to me

[fierce cave]

When nobody got me I know my pal Jackie got me and will never die

[quartz ibex]

Ima be so damn honest

Jackie used V

[nocturne bloom]

Elin is such a cooked game
Go fishing, catch a whale
Die because its too heavy to carry

[fierce cave]

Konpeki plaza anonymously staring

[fierce cave]

Rage bait

[quartz ibex]

And doesnt deserve the love he gets

Also we didnt have enough time to actually like him

[nocturne bloom]

We all use someone for something boss

[rough verge]

"Hey v can I use your car to prove i have material possessions to my spiritual woman"

[quartz ibex]

Then buys a bike thats loud enough for the whole city to hear it

[fierce cave]

He had the bike the whole time

He was building it

Learn the lore

[rough verge]

That wasnt even directed at me and I fell for the ragebait

[quartz ibex]

“Experiencing SA as a kid and now experiencing CP as an adult was great”

Some guy on twitter

[prisma cypress]

get a load from this guy

[rough verge]

I miss wf. Stopped playing when I fell out with my homies

[prisma cypress]

prime sure footed

[fierce cave]

What's sa

[rough verge]

San andreas

[prisma cypress]

no

[quartz ibex]

San andreas

[fierce cave]

Ah

[prisma cypress]

no sa

[fierce cave]

I seemen

Seman

[rough verge]

WHERE

[fierce cave]

Turn aeot

[quartz ibex]

GET EM HERE

[fierce cave]

5 guys

[quartz ibex]

RIGHT KARKIN NOW

[fierce cave]

[marsh iris]

ARBITES RISE UP!

and then sit down

[quartz ibex]

Oh ok…

[fierce cave]

Obedient

[quartz ibex]

🤨

[rough verge]

Gosh man

[prisma cypress]

man?

[nocturne bloom]

I WANNA SEE MEN

[quartz ibex]

“GIRLS!?!? I WANNA SEE MEN!”

[marsh iris]

[fierce cave]

Men? I WANNA SEE BUSTY CHICKS

[rough verge]

Man

🌄 🐎

[somber stream]

The UK tried to introduce a Alt-right Goth girl and make her the antagonist in their gov-funded game. The Internet instead turned her into a waifu and hey had to take her out of the game lmao

[quartz ibex]

HOW

I KNOW THE GIRL

[nocturne bloom]

I saw a small stream of that game lol

[quartz ibex]

HOW THE HELL DID THEY TURN IT INTO THAT

[somber stream]

Amelia lmao

[rough verge]

"Right" "goth" yeah sure man whatever you sau

😂

[turbid jungle]

so right people cant be goth now

[somber stream]

Crazy

[quartz ibex]

New skill tree unlocked

[fierce cave]

He'll be all right

[quartz ibex]

Right wing people can be goth

[fierce cave]

His left hand is gone

[turbid jungle]

i didnt know being goth had anything to do with politics

[rough verge]

Goth is mostly about politics and music

[marsh iris]

does the goth book says no joining right

[prisma cypress]

trad goths are beautiful

[quartz ibex]

Its just instagram users focusing on her being goth instead of the topic she was talking about because “hehe goth mommy 🤤”

[rough verge]

Like 95% politics and music, 5% "looking goth:

[quartz ibex]

And the typa music they listen have political meanings in them mostly

[prisma cypress]

as she should

[olive fossil]

how am i meant to use the bonesaw and needler together?

[prisma cypress]

by hitting the enemy

[rough verge]

A lot of the time yes

[quartz ibex]

Needle first, then bonesaw

[turbid jungle]

shoot cara with needler, hit everything else with saw

turn your brain off and w+m1

[quartz ibex]

Basically the gameplay loop of hive scum

[olive fossil]

i want to try out all the weapons and get familiar but the saw doesnt seem that strong

[quartz ibex]

Cause it aint

[turbid jungle]

saw is good if you plan to just mulch hordes with zero repurcussions

but otherwise most of scum is kinda eh into carapace anyway

[fierce cave]

I AM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR BONES

Meet the medic

[analog marsh]

use shock n awe otherwise it's kind of mediocre weapon because the cleave sucks.

[quartz ibex]

-Unlicensed German doctor

[fierce cave]

I have absolutely no idea

[prisma cypress]

IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YOUR DIH

[marsh iris]

jajajajaja

[rough verge]

The style is really unbeatable. Until it hits 90°

[quartz ibex]

-Medic TF2

[rough verge]

Then the Adam Sandler goth comes out

[quartz ibex]

Then it melts off

[prisma cypress]

DOCTOR GET BEHIND ME

[fierce cave]

Yavol

Gay sex ensues

[prisma cypress]

poor water on them and they melt away

[rough verge]

Yeah heavy is the bottom

[quartz ibex]

Basically every tf2 match

[quartz ibex]

Heavy has to be the bottom or else he’d crush medic

[rough verge]

Dudes be all "one wet wipe and its gone" but my ex went through several baby wipe containers per momth

Ifs actually insane the dedication

[quartz ibex]

How much moneh did yall go through on baby wipes?

[rough verge]

This was in 2022 when I was a sophomore in high-school so her dad bought hers

Not entirely sure how much

[quartz ibex]

But a lot

[winter hill]

how often does the confessor resplendent outfit for the zealot show up in the shop? is it something that hasn't been in rotation for a minute like the krieg sets or does it show up pretty often?

[rough verge]

Probably a good 50 a month

[quartz ibex]

I thought the krieg set comes once in a year

[quartz ibex]

It’ll be in shop in a month or two probably

[rough verge]

Me when im made of sugar

[prisma cypress]

me when im a evil ass green witch

[quartz ibex]

Me when im an apple

Idk vro

[rough verge]

(Shaq timeout gif)

[quartz ibex]

Anyways im off to make breakfast

[rough verge]

Avocado toast

[quartz ibex]

Eggs and bacon

With milk

[rough verge]

I have a Celsius and creatine gummies

[quartz ibex]

Or i might go all out and make a whole family breakfast for myself

[rough verge]

Vro gonna run late to work and live off 2 sips of oj and a piece of toast

[quartz ibex]

Im still in highschool and in mid semester break

[fallen tree]

would kill for oj right now..

[quartz ibex]

And got all the free time in the world in an empty house

Ima go and rewatch the walten files again while making breakfast

[quartz ibex]

Dew it

Oj requires blood

[vagrant harbor]

Is it drip day?

Or next week 🙁

[earnest oyster]

30 more mins i think

[rough verge]

Oj killed enough already

[vagrant harbor]

Oh it's there

Enforcer set with colours

[earnest oyster]

oh? meh

[rough verge]

I miss highscyooln

[fallen tree]

has to have pulp in it tho,

[vagrant harbor]

Oh the zealot knight set

[rough verge]

Pulp is essential

[trail bolt]

I am back gng

[rough verge]

No pulp oj is just sad

[prisma cypress]

who tf is alergic to orange juice

[rough verge]

Nicole brown ajd Ronald goldman

[trail bolt]

He talking about OJ Simpson

[fallen tree]

[prisma cypress]

cap

[rough verge]

Fact

[somber stream]

Store updated

Necromunda Enforcers

[prisma cypress]

[twin flower]

[inland mantle]

And the slop goes on

[somber stream]

There's more

[rough verge]

Fs refusing to let me spend money on their ge

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[rough verge]

Guess im getting more stellaris dlc

[somber stream]

Recolour variations and the Steel Legion camo

[inland mantle]

Inf money glitch shitty recolors

[somber stream]

There's also a Bolt pistol with a candle on the barrel lmao

[inland mantle]

Hold up

Back tracking alittle a candle you say 😈

[somber stream]

A candle

[inland mantle]

Ill buy 20

[twin flower]

yea thats what gets people

a candle

[somber stream]

Certainly got me

[inland mantle]

How else can I zealot rp

If not for candles

[marsh iris]

need a huge lit candle just sitting on a head cosmetic

[twin flower]

nah need a two handed candle wewap

[trail bolt]

Time to veteranmaxx

[inland mantle]

Need a full candle fit FS get on it NOW

[twin flower]

need a candle cosmetic for the flamer

[marsh iris]

a candle in front of the flamer barrel would be funny

[inland mantle]

Need a modder chad to get on that

[marsh iris]

heat resistant wax

[tired compass]

40k players using to voice chat in this discord, now its a ghost town

[inland mantle]

Damn

[tacit geode]

Red, blue, white and the yellow enforcer stuff

[inland mantle]

[tacit geode]

And psyker got a new helmet which makes you look like a sith lord

[wispy wadi]

Yeah but where is my karking Force Greatsword Skins

Ogryn shield looks nice I guess

[nocturne bloom]

4 horsemen of the cosmeticpocalypse, fat shark, ea, Activision/infinity ward

[wispy wadi]

Fatshark is nowhere near as bad as others

At least they keep pumping, repainting in-universe stuff

[somber stream]

I remember paying for the R0Z3 skin, just for them to not carry the thing over to Warzone

[rough verge]

Literally everything they do has to be greenlit by gw right?

[wispy wadi]

Also no Neon colored glowy stuff like Halo Infinite for example

[wispy wadi]

pretty sure yeah

[rough verge]

Need cat ears on my helmet

[wispy wadi]

Felinid scanners

[somber stream]

Felinid reveal before 2030

[rough verge]

When are they gonna let me bang the sergeant major

[wispy wadi]

Pay an artist

[jaunty path]

who is she

[wispy wadi]

Commission your Darktide smut

[tacit geode]

Quite literally everything

Weekly meetings baby

[formal ridge]

Hey is there a way to re order my operator screen? The placements are so random

Arbitrator 30 -> ogryn 2 -> Scum 30 -> Vet 4 -> Zealot 30 -> Psyker 30

Such weird order, not alphabetical or level

Or even by time of creation

[quartz ibex]

i dunno

[amber delta]

I am homebrewing my own Sororitas army and their lore is that through the Emperor's constant suffering humanity can be safe so they wish to repay the Emperor with their own suffering with every step their take which is why they do not wear boots so my question is where can I find some barefoot Sororitas as point of reference thanks

it's for reference guys

[rough verge]

Yeah bro my bad for not ending it sooner

[urban dove]

Guys and their feet need to be dirty guys

[slim sun]

mutant can throw you off a cliff? i just got yeeted to death exactly at the end of chasm logistratum

[urban dove]

Just so I know how to paint the dirt

[amber delta]

exactlyyy

[quaint moss]

oop

[somber stream]

I will be watching after your career with great interest

[jaunty path]

Oh oh! I have my own homebrewed Sororitas legion!

Mine likes to kidnap whoever they deem a heretic, skin them fully, season them and sear them on a massive grill

[quartz ibex]

So basically night lords?

hell yeah

[jaunty path]

ur banner is hilarious

I love it sm

[rough verge]

:[

[quaint moss]

piccolo, the grill master

[rough verge]

Welcome to flavortown

[amber delta]

ok just for clarity, which deity do they serve

[jaunty path]

yea

[amber delta]

[rough verge]

Guy fieri is a night lord guys

[delicate vapor]

Time to drink loads of alcohol tomorrow

[jaunty path]

the occasion?

I'm about to finish off a bottle o rum

[delicate vapor]

Unemployment era begins again

[jaunty path]

Aw sorry you lost ya job dude...

[delicate vapor]

I didn’t lose it

It was a seasonal contract

[jaunty path]

Ah

[quaint moss]

work all night on a drink o rum 🎶