general-chat

[sleek harness]

In 2030 you will see Darktide become the best horde slasher in the market

Just wait

[arctic escarp]

its not even the lack of talent on the team. Theyre just incredibly slow and I hate how normalized this is 💀

the devs said as much too

[tawny hearth]

even the scum follow this, because the most "casual" is the anarchist but all the trained fighters treat them as a peer because they are REALLY good at what they are there to do

[timid geyser]

I wasnt saying talent I ment like

with all the talent

how fast could I actually produce maps

that werent just trash I was shipping every 3 months to hit a deadline

[arctic escarp]

ngl I would prolly still play the game atp 💀

[tawny hearth]

i think their speed is good, i think if it was faster we'd have even more bugs but more importantly MUCH worse design

[sleek harness]

Honestly this makes character creation better, because your character could have been anything before becoming a reject or a ganger

[timid geyser]

how many 8 hours days to a map do I dedicate before saying okay this is good for live

Cause I aint working more then 8 hours days

[rocky radish]

Impossible. Everyone knows game devs never get rest

[lethal solstice]

Maps in this game are kind of insanely detailed

[tawny hearth]

this is part of why i left the industry as early as i did in entering it

[lethal solstice]

It'd be an experience at the very least

[tawny hearth]

i worked hard labor instead because it was less work than computer engineering

[timid geyser]

Thats why im like is the development slow or are they just fucking perfectionest or something XD

also idk fuck

[sleek harness]

A YouTuber should make a video about details most people didn't noticed on the map

[timid geyser]

Months and months and months on every inch of the map

[tawny hearth]

now they just take their time and i think it shows in the details, its why i don't want to rush them because it ALWAYS leads to more shoddy work

[arctic escarp]

fair point, but even then we get like 1 new map per year (dark communion was 2024)

[sleek harness]

We should get more train variations

[arctic escarp]

no mans land was a good map but 1 new map in 2025 aint it in my opinion 💀

[timid geyser]

I cant even fucking beat no mans land on auric sometimes

[tawny hearth]

naw its probably more like first they have to map out the layout, test that section, test it again, tweak things, test it again, put it with the other section, test those together, tweak them, test it again, trash one of the 2 sections and start the process over again

THEN when thats done you can start finalizing the art

[rocky radish]

I presume the AI director will behave differently for every map. Plus there are unique voice lines for each map. New art assets. Connecting it to the main story

[timid geyser]

Yeah but you also cant have the art team doing Nothing during that phase so they have to be making art passes while your testing the map

[sleek harness]

Don't forget the 3000 voice recorded lines for each new update

[lethal solstice]

No Mans Land is great

Constant shitstorm

[rocky radish]

I really like NML. Easily my favourite map

[arctic escarp]

they dont even have new recorded voicelines for fem pro and fem cutthroat this update

[tawny hearth]

they haven't been, they will be creating assets the whole time to slot into that map, they'll also be working on all of the classes as well

[timid geyser]

I love hitting the opening it just feels like an actual no mans land

[sleek harness]

Good, I don't like them

[arctic escarp]

so even the voice acting department is also lacking lmaoo

[tawny hearth]

you can't get all VA's in always, its just a reality

[arctic escarp]

oh yea theyre not my favs too but still, the fact they dont receive new lines..

[timid geyser]

No mans land gave me that open no cover feeling no WW1 shooter has ever given me before

[tawny hearth]

people get sick or get other jobs where they can't do other work and things like that

or leave the country or something lol

[timid geyser]

Kratos VA getting sick delayed the entire game

Because they had respect for him and wanted him to recover

instead of just working while sick

[tawny hearth]

its not respect, its dangerous for VA's to work when they are ill with alot of different illnesses, because they stress their voice so much

[timid geyser]

Peter bot in destiny getting replaced with Nolan bot cause they couldnt get Peter to keep coming in for VA work

[sleek harness]

If something happens, they should contract the voice actor of female V from Cyberpunk to substitute the voice actor of female cutthroat

[tawny hearth]

you can put your VA out of work forever by making them force the work

[arctic escarp]

most likely scheduling conflicts, considering the arbys even get new voicelines with the gangers

and the arbys was just 6 months ago released..

[tawny hearth]

yeah its what i would assume, was that the VA's got other work and couldn't make it in... because the VA's are all super talented

[timid geyser]

cough lowkey why embark is doing the AI shit

for voice acting

as terrible as that is q.q

[tawny hearth]

to be fair those lines may have ALL been recorded at the same time for the arby actors, if they knew gangers were far enough along to be mostly certain

[timid geyser]

Hatsune miku always is availible for a concert if you catch my vibe

[thick fog]

The development cycle of both scum and Arbites were in 6-12 months

[sleek harness]

I expect that this year we will get at least 2 more classes before the devs decide to focus on new weapons and maps

[thick fog]

Nah bro

[tawny hearth]

i would rather they do something like witcher 3 and get a different VA when they can't get the main one or just make me read text with animal crossing voices in the backround

[thick fog]

We don't need another class until late 2026 or early 2027

[sleek harness]

We need Adeptus Mechanicus dude

It's important

[tawny hearth]

geralts voice changing for parts of witcher 3 is always funny for me

[thick fog]

Who is "we" get out of here vermin

[hazy kestrel]

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[thick fog]

[sleek harness]

I alone

I am very important

[tawny hearth]

you are the royal "we"

[hazy kestrel]

There’s dozens of us. Dozens!

[ionic ridge]

Would sacrifice my first born for a Skitari character

[sleek harness]

Is this good or bad

[tawny hearth]

i feel like a skitari wouldn't be much different than the vet

[thick fog]

By the time we get mechanicus, nobody is gonna buy the DLC because all admech fans died with scum reveal

[sleek harness]

Techy Veteran

[tawny hearth]

people who were actually expecting admech were delusional and havent' been paying attention to the story lol

[timid geyser]

darktide with animal crossing voices would go hard

[modest flume]

honestly? good

[tawny hearth]

i now need a KK Slider mod for the game

[quaint moss]

the emperor, starring tom nook

[timid geyser]

tom nook is the emperor

[thick fog]

This guy gets it

[timid geyser]

he absorbs 100000 berrys from psykers a day

[thick fog]

That's the thing you should know, darktide players don't give a shit about the actual story surrounding it

[sleek harness]

That's what they all said when Arbites lauched

[timid geyser]

As a warhammer fan I have to pretend I care about the lore.

[thick fog]

Arbites was the least expected thing to be announced back then

[jade stump]

hype always finds a way

[timid geyser]

and by lore I mean youtube shorts and reddit posts

[tawny hearth]

lol except when it comes to them trying to say their idea makes sense, then they'll act like they are the lore masters

[sleek harness]

You need to understand 30k lore dude, here take theses 300 books

[arctic escarp]

no one expects a new class so soon either

[thick fog]

There's a difference between Warhammer fans and darktide fans, one fandom only wants power fantasy and don't know how to read

[tawny hearth]

lol when i'm being lazy about darktide lore i just watch jo's videos

[arctic escarp]

oh I remember the outrage over playing gangers

[timid geyser]

okay what does the darktide fandom want?

[thick fog]

Bros mad about the most beautiful wife on the reveal

[modest flume]

Both are dumber than bags of bricks though

[thick fog]

Dumber than a rumbler player

[timid geyser]

atleast well kill a plague ogryn if we got thrown

with how hard our heads are

[tawny hearth]

FS gives us a unique and fun class and the community was like "NOOOO WE WANT VET WITH MORE LEDS GLUED ON"

[sleek harness]

The trailer was clearly a satire of 19s movies because the hive gangers are based on that, and everyone was mad about it

[tawny hearth]

i like rumbler, you shoot the bean, its beans someone, then it goes boom

[timid geyser]

Warhammer 40k fans when they see something that isnt a dude in armor or military gear "THIS ISNT GRIMDARK WTF!"

[modest flume]

Replacing the Ogryn's rock blitz with just throwing a random Darktide player

[tawny hearth]

when i saw it i was like "oh shit necromunda in my darktide? yes please"

[modest flume]

Some people just loooooove to complain

See, the thing is, Scum actually requires effort (unlike Arby), and therefore is bad, because the number one enemy of Darktide players, is effort

[timid geyser]

Meta might as well stand for easiest shit that will carry me.

[sleek harness]

People's expectations were at high after receiving the badass cop class

[arctic escarp]

the self gassing that FS will release something like admech was also really silly

[tawny hearth]

lol i got told i "do too much" one game because i was doing vt2 move tech without thinking

[timid geyser]

I hate when people have expectations for shit that doesnt exist.

[modest flume]

Dude this shit writes itself

You couldn't make it up even if you wanted to

[vestal scaffold]

is space marine 2 worth getting and can i dump a lot of hours into it?

[modest flume]

Cue Havoc, where people get mad that their meta builds don't work because they don't know what they're using

[sleek harness]

Good

[modest flume]

I just picked it up at the tail end of the sale, and honestly, it's pretty fun

[sleek harness]

Gameplay is simple but fun

[timid geyser]

How many hours we talking?

cause 20 hours is a lot of hours for a game imo

[vestal scaffold]

100+

[tawny hearth]

honestly you can see that even in auric, people will be using busted things and have NO idea what to do if things aren't blue sky

[modest flume]

It's not a beat 'em up game, you actually have to time your hits and parries properly

[timid geyser]

Jesus

[vestal scaffold]

interesting

[timid geyser]

I honestly miss the 20hour triple a game v.v

[modest flume]

True, but I mention Havoc because unlike Auric, that shit can't skate at all

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah people will fold fast because you have to lift your own weight in havoc unless you have someone REALLY over performing

[timid geyser]

FF14 savage/ultimate raiding where if 1 person of a certain class dies it can lead to a party wipe.

[tawny hearth]

kotor is only like 25 hours or something

[timid geyser]

Thats old

also its starwars

yuck

[tawny hearth]

yeah i was trying to list the last one i remember lol

[modest flume]

Average Arby, power weapon Vet using their weapons backwards, the Inferno staff Psyker not using bubble or shriek properly (which is a feat honestly), Ogryns who back up and are afraid to frontline, the list goes on

[vestal scaffold]

thinking about buying the 2 year anniver edition

[timid geyser]

I think darktide is also hard to balance cause if I remember correctly you cant have "All elves" in Vermintide 2

[modest flume]

I bought the standard version with the Blood Angels colors, nothing more

[timid geyser]

but in darktide you can have a full squad of arbs running whatever XD

FOR THE LEX

all arbs is fun tho

just a rolling ball of stuns

[sleek harness]

At this point keep the money and wait for GTA 6

That shit is too pricy

[modest flume]

I think the learning curve is steeper in VT2 overall

Darktide it ebbs and flows, like a.. tide

VT2 is fairly harsh

[timid geyser]

tbh i never played vt2 on the harder difficulties

I did all the missions solo on normal

[vestal scaffold]

ur right

[timid geyser]

and then peaced out cause it was annoying to play online

[sleek harness]

What

[timid geyser]

trying to roll for 1 class

[warm kite]

Can a team of four arbitrators take on havoc 40 reasonably well

[lethal solstice]

A team of 4 anything can

[stark bobcat]

yes

[cerulean frost]

If they are good, certainly.

[sleek harness]

Anything can take on a 40 havoc

[vestal scaffold]

about keeping the money for gta 6, im just tired of only playing darktide lol

[arctic escarp]

alright time to watch the pitt

[timid geyser]

Darktide is my break from another game XD

[low blade]

Not anything. Babies fuckin suck at this game, I tried.

[timid geyser]

when did you unlock the baby class?

[vestal scaffold]

i have sm games and haven't touched them since i got darktide last summer lol

[sleek harness]

Eh you should buy what you believe will be fun for you

[low blade]

Slavemasters going on shift in post-war Fallout Pittsburgh

[warm kite]

The arbitrator dog can solo havoc 40

[low blade]

9 month grind, sucks bad

[lost flume]

eh

It'd have made sense

[timid geyser]

atleast it wasnt a psyker

[lost flume]

Hive Scum are deeply weird at this stage in story

I agree they should have swapped the orders around

[low blade]

And yet all the signs were there for ganger

Cogboy Copers in the big 26

[warm kite]

How long did it take you guys to finally reach havoc 40?

[lost flume]

"Hadron calls in favors" is not wild

[timid geyser]

im still working on doing 10 auric missions without dying

[lost flume]

nor is the admech presence having some muscle

I have some bad news about the admech's policy on human resources

[timid geyser]

at this stage in the story weve come back from every suicide mission

[lethal solstice]

Yes they would

[warm kite]

Good luck!

[low blade]

Whats wild is assuming they would just pull that card after months of hinting at the scum

[lethal solstice]

They are literally perfect for it

[vestal scaffold]

wait nvm getting it mixed up with something else

[hazy kestrel]

Funnily enough I only started to complete the auric penances after getting the difficult Havoc penances out of the way.

[lost flume]

Look there was set up for weird underhive shit sure

the order's still borked

it kinda fits but it's an awkward fit

[timid geyser]

I just finnaly finished all the other penances and can actually focus on getting good with my build and set up

I just take long to get good at games

im also aging v.v

My eyes hurt after a mission fr like XD

[modest flume]

Just wear goggles

This way the Nurgle gunk doesn't get in your eyes

[timid geyser]

I think its cause I dont fucking blink

[marsh iris]

aging huh

[sleek harness]

In the lore it makes sense, Rannick was able to convince the Arbitrators to let him call anyone he wanted and could into the battle, so he made a deal with the Hive Gangers of Atoma

[low blade]

Love at the point of every Cogboy cope when it turns into "Okay yes all the signs were there for something else but IIIIIIIII wanted something else"

[timid geyser]

Wasnt the Arbitrators showing up anyways something that annoyed him cause they undermine his rule and he likes ruling

[sleek harness]

Yeah, also the Arbitrators wanted him and his rejects to stay out of the battle

[timid geyser]

How else would you piss someone off then recruiting their literal mortal enemies to the cause and making them work togther.

[lost flume]

You're so right that's why we got a GSC class, because MUH SIGNS matter

[lost flume]

the lore massaged it a bit but it's an awkward fit to have the one group guaranteed to set the arbites off brought in

right after the arbites

Rannick is not trying to get them to go off the rails

[modest flume]

"Drunk-Puppygirl"

[timid geyser]

No its a perfect dick move by Rannick XD

[modest flume]

Which one of you mfers is that

[gloomy void]

That sounds nightmarish

[timid geyser]

Me fr

[sleek harness]

@languid hazel

[lost flume]

Well yeah it fits his personality kinda but like his gimmick is being snarky, not suicidally counterproductive

[languid hazel]

Surprisingly, it’s not me

[timid geyser]

I mean I feel like he would be since the entire point of 40k is that everything is over the top

[languid hazel]

I’m High-Puppygirl :3

[timid geyser]

I can imagine rannick having an insane over the top ego trip

and just saying fuck it

[sleek harness]

Yeah you drug yourself, not get drunk

[timid geyser]

Shit

I do both

crossfaded puppygirl

best of both worlds

[sleek harness]

The singularity

[timid geyser]

Yin and yang

the forces combined to make me the most focused darktide player for 30mins to an hour

[languid hazel]

Waow based

:3

[modest flume]

All of these puppy girls are getting out of hand

[timid geyser]

before I get either to high or to drunk to perform

Arbs fault for letting us in the mourningstar

They dont have a proper kennel

I will roam around

The inqusition cannot stop me

Rannick cannot stop me

[timid geyser]

The emperor cannot stop me

I will continue to be silly

[sleek harness]

The arbitrators are dumbasses for not stopping Rannick before he joined in the war

[timid geyser]

till the end of my days

that just a psyker chant

[sleek harness]

Fuel to the Emperor then

Get in the Black Ship

[somber stream]

So there exist a Manga, about raising a tank as a Pet. The tank is cat-sized, said tank is a American M4 Sherman

[timid geyser]

Im to busy being silly in atoma to be fuel

[modest flume]

But I will

[timid geyser]

not the weirdest thing ive heard of

[modest flume]

Well what's it called man

Just dropping that shit in here

[somber stream]

The Art of Raising a Tank

[modest flume]

[timid geyser]

Shit the vending machine in a dungeon got a fucking anime q.q

[sleek harness]

Probably far better than Rent a Girlfriend

[somber stream]

Don't read trash, rat

[sleek harness]

I didn't

I am clean

[somber stream]

[timid geyser]

Peak ending

Shes so real for that

[sleek harness]

RENT A GIRLFRIEND HAS A ENDING??????

Wow

[timid geyser]

Yes

Oh wait

i might be thinking of something else maybe...they all kind of beldn

especially the shonen romance ones...

Shojo romance doesnt blend

[livid grotto]

Hey sorry to butt in, is there a bug with the auto pistol and its masteries? Both me and my buddy have an issue where it won't save the last point we put in, resulting in an eternal notification

[languid hazel]

Awooooo

[timid geyser]

Yes

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[timid geyser]

me and my wife are playing path of titans and they have a wolf mod

[languid hazel]

Whaaa

[timid geyser]

Yesssss

gameplays kind of boring tho lowkey

[languid hazel]

I do ‘t think I can play that on ecksbawcks

[timid geyser]

its a like...chit chat game where you get to be a dino and shit

[languid hazel]

Ohhh neat

[sleek harness]

Path of Titans is shit

[timid geyser]

its alright

better then the isle ima be real

the isle looks fucking boring

[elder merlin]

Really? Its on playstation

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/awoo-heavy-weights-yeat-wolf-gif-1326479860896545498

[timid geyser]

path of titans is like a fucking...early access mmo XD or something idk

its neat

not the greatest thing in the world but running around as a dino and shit is fun

[sleek harness]

Oh wait, I am confusing it with The Isle

[timid geyser]

The isle is like a legit sim game

if you arnt prepare to pretend to be a dinosaur

you are not gonna have fun

[sleek harness]

If you don't spend 4 hours to grow your dinosaur then you aren't having fun

[timid geyser]

I mean duh

its a sim game q.q

The entire growing up process is part of roleplaying the life of a dinosaur

and provides the neccesary gameplay needs to live life as a dinosaur as a herbaviore

[sleek harness]

Isn't there a migration system that forces you to move to find food

[timid geyser]

Yes

because duh thats how dinos worked in real life

so its a simulated gameplay version of it

[sleek harness]

And when you decide that you want to make a nest

So what

[timid geyser]

which then means that predators can have the neccesary routes to attack from to get food like how real perdators

[sleek harness]

[timid geyser]

I mean ....what the fuck do you think dinos did when they made nests...

You seem to not understand the fact that your human gameplay needs do not trump the fantasy of dinosaur sim gameplay

[tawny hearth]

alot of migrating animals will sometimes stall out a bit if a youngin came at the wrong time, canadian geese are an easy example... you'll find them stalled out if they had a baby at that stop till its old enough to fly with them. You'll also find geese who stay behind in mourning if they lost someone

so animals don't really super strictly stick to migration patterns

but it is dangerous for them to stall out

[timid geyser]

The isle also doesnt starve you like that anyways

there plenty of chances to stop and make a nest

The gameplay needs are put in place to replicate the fantasy of dinosaur life and the struggles that come with it.

removing things for quality of life takes away from the struggle.

[tawny hearth]

the isle seems very very cool but its the type of game i'd rather watch people play over playing myself

[timid geyser]

Quality of life is not always a good thing XD

sometimes the jank is put in place to facility game feel

[tawny hearth]

lol basically 50% of fromsofts design style

[timid geyser]

literally

dark souls wasnt even designed as a hard game

it just became one based on how they felt conveyed their message

[ripe tangle]

are there any games that’re like the Isle except you’re just like…. A regular animal

or like one where you’re a part of sea life

[timid geyser]

Uhhhhhh

[ripe tangle]

regular animal meaning animals from the current Era

[timid geyser]

Outside of like specific animals no

[ripe tangle]

sorry if I wasn’t clear

[timid geyser]

Roblox has this INSANELY complicated warrior cats game

literally you just get to be a cat in the warrior cat universe or some shit

[tawny hearth]

i've always argued its not hard, its just obtuse yeah. I was like laughably bad at the game because i was refusing to meet the game halfway in its design... once that clicked i sped through the game

[ripe tangle]

bruh I just want to be a fucking bird

flying around eating seeds and insects and stuff

[timid geyser]

youll find yourself enjoying more games if you meet the game halfway with its design instead of pressing against it like your way of enjoying a videogame is the right way

[somber stream]

There was this game called "Feeding Frenzy" way back then

You're a fish, you eat other fish to get bigger

[tawny hearth]

being a bird seems stressful, if you slip you can break the egg you've been raising for however long and its just because you like didn't quite realize where your foot was

[somber stream]

While avoiding even bigger fishes

[timid geyser]

Make it

[ripe tangle]

I remember playjng that as a kid

[somber stream]

Unreal Engine 5 adaptation when

[timid geyser]

XD

[ripe tangle]

True

[tawny hearth]

its honestly what playing those games taught me , or at least really hammered home, now adays i try to at least play the game on its level

[somber stream]

I want to be an Orca in 4K

[ripe tangle]

also how many things eat common birds?

like straight up

[tawny hearth]

i had a dove once who broke her egg like 4 times before she was able to finally raise the first one i felt so bad for her

[tawny hearth]

pretty much anything that can catch a bird... hell even some geese hunt birds just to kill them or chase them off their turf

[ripe tangle]

Imagine in this game idea, playing as a vulture

you just wait for stuff to die so you can dine

[tawny hearth]

i love vultures, a colony lived near my house growing up of turkey vultures so seeing vultures circle in the sky feels like home lol

i would play a vulture game where you just chill and ride air currents

be so big no other bird bothers you

[ripe tangle]

I like then too, they’re kind of gross but necessary, plus they’re one of those things that’re so ugly it makes them kinda cute, yaknow what I mean right?

[fair bridge]

i can't eat any kind of food in the dark

like period

i don't know why

[ripe tangle]

dude fuck yeah

[tawny hearth]

yeah they are gross lol, super chill birds to live around as long as they aren't going hungry... if they get hungry you need to protect your dogs and cats

[lusty estuary]

most birds don't tend to be too stressed when they break their own eggs thankfully. It's usually when they're forcibly removed from them they start to freak out

[tawny hearth]

yeah she kind of had a bad day each time but she kept laying fertile eggs so she wasn't overly broken about it (plus doves/pigeons aren't... super bright , i like them tho)

she had a big brood of kids and then someone accidently released half of them and now the town has a dove population

whoops

[sleek harness]

Yeah but like, the way The Isle handles migrations is like a region that contains all types of nutrients, and then when it runs out it gets changed to another region. I don't know if they changed anything in the last time I heard about the game, 11 months, but nutritious food only appear on immigration regions, so that means that if you nested away from the immigration region then you would be fucked as you would starve and your nutrients would be at zero, making you weak

[somber stream]

What kind of bird would you want to be

[fair bridge]

penguin

[sleek harness]

Rat with wings

[fair bridge]

theyre so cool

[somber stream]

Fucken Seagul?

[tawny hearth]

a barn owl just so i could go around making people go "what the hell was that" while i just scream

[sleek harness]

Pigeons but sure

[fair bridge]

oh no i wanna be a raven

so i can still talk

[somber stream]

No that's mine, go away >:C

[tawny hearth]

[lusty estuary]

turkey vulture

some variety of bald headed vulture

[sleek harness]

Theres this channel of a guy befriending a seagull after it appeared on his roof

It's like a 100 day series

[tawny hearth]

yeah its kind of why its a game i watch people play and not play myself, its not the time of tedium i enjoy personally...i enjoy other tedium

[somber stream]

Vulture have awesome stomach that can digest bones

[ancient violet]

Yeah he got rabies

😔

[sleek harness]

May he be okay

[tawny hearth]

i dislike seagulls, pigeons i like because they're just doves with bad PR, but seagulls? naw they are jerks man

[somber stream]

A group of raven is called an 'conspiracy', fun fact

[sleek harness]

I find funny how some people confuse crows with ravens

[lusty estuary]

seagulls just wanna eat your food and it's their divine right as the holders of the bird mandate

[tawny hearth]

i like ravens, they give you a mutual respect

[somber stream]

If you don't know a whole lot about birds, it's an easy mistake

[sleek harness]

And like, I met this person on the internet saying that ravens are the smart ones and anyone that disagreed was a fucking dumbass

[tawny hearth]

lol if you are asking "is this a crow or a raven" then its a crow, if you're saying "omg thats the biggest bird i've ever seen" then its a raven

[somber stream]

From afar, they're the same

[tawny hearth]

naw ravens have a pretty striking shape compared to crows if you live around both

also there tend to be alot more crows

[somber stream]

It's very difficult to identify a raven from a crow at some distance away, i assure you

They do be a lot bigger upclose

[sleek harness]

I awalys look at their beaks to know which is which

[lusty estuary]

common ravens have a different feather profile compared to the archetypal crow but from a distance you'd probably have a hard time telling

[sleek harness]

Ravens got a longer beak

[tawny hearth]

maybe? i can usually tell the size difference but we have alot of big birds around me so i'm used to seeing "big bird" and recognizing it.... great horned owls scare me because it looks like batman on your roof in the dark they are so big

[light heron]

I luv burds.

[lusty estuary]

I HATE birds.

[sleek harness]

I would trade birds for dinosaurs ngl

[light heron]

:[

[lusty estuary]

well most birds are just dinosaurs

[tawny hearth]

birds ARE dinosaurs tho

like we literally have dinos

[sleek harness]

Dinosaurs that aren't birds

[buoyant dragon]

For some reason I cannot see whta other people are saying in chat

[somber stream]

I want a Raven so i can teach it slurs like Jb or Emplyment. I will then have the fella flying around the neighboor hood, sowing terror on young adults

[tawny hearth]

how are we supposed to respond to someone saying they can't see us lol

[sleek harness]

I want a crow to steal money for me

[sleek harness]

Blind and deaf asking why they are blind and deaf

[tawny hearth]

one of the rescue dogs i had was a little mini poodle, she liked stealing money all the time, found nests made of money she'd steal under my bed

[sleek harness]

You keep your money under your bed?

Noted

[twin flower]

bed money

[delicate vapor]

It’s OUR money

Not skavens

[tawny hearth]

no she kept money under my bed, she grew into an old lady and then passed so there is no longer money under my bed... plus who uses paper money anyway

[ripe tangle]

fun fact: Skavens are not birds.

[sleek harness]

Shut the fuck up you brain dead Man-Thing

[delicate vapor]

I care not for the words of a small mouse

[lusty estuary]

skaven are more closely related to birds than they are rats we know this because

[sleek harness]

You need to meet one of our rulers, they look like a bird

[twin flower]

does he look like a pigeon

[tawny hearth]

skaven have hollow bones

[sleek harness]

No

[ripe tangle]

That sounds an awful lot like Heresy to me.

[twin flower]

flying rats

[somber stream]

Iirc there's a crow who's main interest is to steal Underwears

[sleek harness]

Sister

[ripe tangle]

Yes?

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I don't give a fuck about heresy

No skaven does

What are you genuinely mentioning it

[twin flower]

Will you if we gave you warpstone

[sleek harness]

Yes

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

[tawny hearth]

this is why i never kept smart birds, i can't deal with them going weird on me lol

[somber stream]

That's the fun in life

[lusty estuary]

why don't we just take the underhive and push it somewhere else

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[somber stream]

"It's the bird, i swear"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ancient violet]

⭐

[twin flower]

Help that birb took my underwear

But why?

[lusty estuary]

oh my god how is a star here

[sleek harness]

Did you know that if you make a crow mad they can remember you and are going to pass though his generations about you

[twin flower]

Do they do the same if you feed them

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[tawny hearth]

they remember if you're chill, like if you always give them space they'll relax around you more and go about their day and stuff

[somber stream]

I'm good with the boys in the hood at my place

There's this one guy they kept pestering since he kinda kicked one of theirs

[sleek harness]

What the hell is the point of being part of a gang

[tawny hearth]

pigeons and doves can't get mad for long, there is nothing in that brain of theirs past the moment

[somber stream]

Oh i was talking about crows btw

[ripe tangle]

because if I see a big Skaven with a bird-like head, the first thin I’ll do is shoot at it.

[sleek harness]

Have a second family?

[sleek harness]

So you want to kill our rulee

[ripe tangle]

and yes, I know shooting at things tends to be my answer to most things.

[lusty estuary]

it depends on the type of gang

[ripe tangle]

More than likely.

[lusty estuary]

motorcycle gangs are usually a second family sort of deal with a overlap in organized crime

[sleek harness]

USA army reaction to giant ass alien monster

[ripe tangle]

if you saw a Giant Ass Alien Monster would try to negotiate with it or try to kill it?

[sleek harness]

Run

[ripe tangle]

I think killing it is a safer option… especially if it can’t fucking talk.

[tawny hearth]

they are honestly more meth dealers who use the family cover and doing things like parades and things to be more palatable to the local populations...unless its one of those "biker gangs" middle aged dudes join when they buy a bike at 50

[misty trench]

update: they like the new food we got

[somber stream]

What do you call a group of Nerds

[tawny hearth]

general chat

[sleek harness]

Aquila, do you think last year Darktide updates was fulfilling

[somber stream]

Wrong ping shitass

[misty trench]

you in a house of mirrors

[ripe tangle]

1%er Biker Gangs are mostly just roving drug dealers who sometimes occasionally kill people… mostly members of rival gangs.

even then, it’s surprisingly rare when it happens

[misty trench]

idk, 2025 was so long ago

[somber stream]

I don't look like a nerd, at all unfortunately

[sleek harness]

I forgot the Darktide community has short term memory

[tawny hearth]

its pretty rare to happen in normal gangs too tbh, at least in normal places... it mostly turns into a small group of people wanting to make money

[ripe tangle]

True

[misty trench]

anyway actual answer would be hive scum was a banger despite the balancing issues and bugs

[tawny hearth]

i have plenty of cousins who went through "normal" gangs and they mostly wound up as drug dealers then inmates ... most of them are out now tho and doing good... most lol

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Should we expect more classes for Darktide or are devs going to finally work on more maps and weapons

[ripe tangle]

iirc you’re at higher risk of getting murdered in prison than the outside world, even while actively in a gang.

[sleek harness]

Well, depending on the crime you will die instantly

[ripe tangle]

shit still happens though

[tawny hearth]

and even then it depends, like neglect and mistreatment is more likely to get you then straight up murder.... 99% of prison horror stories i hear are "i can't see another peanut butter and jelly sandwich again without vomiting, its all i ate for 3 years"

[somber stream]

Ever consider having a bowl cut at least once in your life before?

[tawny hearth]

but it varies wildly from prison to prison obv

[inland mantle]

No

I did grow up getting buzz cuts tho

[tawny hearth]

honestly i would expect both, the reason we got less maps is because there was alot of work put into retouching all the current maps to make them work into the story restructuring and things like that

[sleek harness]

Well honestly I am good for both things happening

[tawny hearth]

unless they work on some other form of content i don't think we'll just not get maps, they obviously want to do more maps

[inland mantle]

There's atleast 1 more class to come

[tawny hearth]

and FS might be slow but they do always eventually do what they want to do lol

[inland mantle]

FS time is it's own thing

[marsh iris]

yes, when i was younger

[somber stream]

lol

I plan to try one day

[timid geyser]

I just remembered a gameplay jank thing from a popular game company

[inland mantle]

Go on

[timid geyser]

From soft does not use square hitboxes.

even for things that you would use a square hitbox for

they only use cylinders and spheres

[sleek harness]

Peasants ahhh cut

[ripe tangle]

I hear nutraloaf is pretty gross, technically healthy but hard to eat unless you’re starving

which is why it’s a punishment meal

[timid geyser]

Like a sledgehammer in a fromsoft game cyclinder hitbox

[inland mantle]

I knew some of it was cyclinders didnt think it was that bad lol

[timid geyser]

Nope its not some

its all

[inland mantle]

Damn

[timid geyser]

All of their games are like that to

[somber stream]

I'd even use hair conditioner, it will look fabulous

[timid geyser]

from demons souls, to armored core to elden ring

cylinders

[inland mantle]

Cylinder maxxed

[timid geyser]

So if you ever thought a hit box was jank

it is

its a cylinder

Entire game is just to models hitting each other with cylinders

[tawny hearth]

not gonna lie... to me this makes sense in making "better feeling" hit boxes because it favors the player when its "wrong" where boxes favor the game

[timid geyser]

unless its like....twice the size of the thing hitting you

which happens a lot XD

[inland mantle]

Wheres that one video of someone getting yanked into a attack cause one pixel of their hitboxes overlapped

[timid geyser]

watch some elden ring boss hit box videos

youll be like "What...what the fuck?"

Youtuber: "Yeah this entire thing is a hitbox"

[green beacon]

aquila when will we get nategore class in darktide

[tawny hearth]

honestly usually i understand when the hitbox is massive in fromsoft games, like they are "impact" hitboxes or to make it so you have to iframe dodge it and not just get out of the way... at least thats how i understood it as a gamer

[ripe tangle]

@tawny hearth would you try a Nutraloaf?

[green beacon]

what the fuck is a nutraloaf

[inland mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qj-Ubd-rZQ 14:40

[timid geyser]

a loaf of nutra

[inland mantle]

Bout to find out

[ripe tangle]

Prison food made out of basically a mix of everything in the kitchen baked into a sorta “meatloaf”

[timid geyser]

Are we ever gonna get a post malone collab like Hunt the showdown does

XD

[inland mantle]

GW would have a heart attack

[tawny hearth]

lol i'd probably be pretty fine with it, i grew up having to take prednisone for a lung issue, if you've ever tasted that and can be fine with it then you can eat anything (also with my geographic tongue i'm slowly losing my taste)

[timid geyser]

tbh

[green beacon]

that looks like shit

[timid geyser]

I wouldnt doubt post malone played some 40k tho

[inland mantle]

Be shocked if he hasnt ever

[ripe tangle]

I’m sorry to hear about losing your taste, but yeah it’s what they give people in SHU apparently

[timid geyser]

My favorite thing about the riddick movies is that riddick is just vin diesel acting like his D&D character

[ripe tangle]

SHU is “Special Housing Unit” it’s literally Solitary as a whole ward/building

[tawny hearth]

yeah thats mostly what you have to deal with, petty things that are outright mean and meant to be cruel

[tawny hearth]

i can never think he's cool after seeing him try to hit on that one reporter

[timid geyser]

I thnk the first and 2nd movie go hard enough

I never liked him in anything else

[tawny hearth]

oh yeah the movies are cool, even the character is cool

[timid geyser]

something about riddick just slaps tho

[tawny hearth]

i just mean the dorky ass man isn't cool

[timid geyser]

true

[tawny hearth]

i missed meeting him for a D&D thing he took part in when i worked at a game store... instead i played D&D with the dude who made the Eberron setting in 3.5

i can't tell if i chose poorly because the dude was a better writer than he was a DM

[green beacon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gilded socket]

Aqular

[misty trench]

ǝuᴉxɐW

[gilded socket]

What in the goddamn?!??

[stark bobcat]

Australian font

[somber stream]

Diabolical

[gilded socket]

Kill

[languid hazel]

Me: “woof :3”
Them: “heresy”
Me: “>:3”

[frosty moss]

[modest flume]

I shoved a burster coming down the stairs

It went down instead of up, blowing up and downing all 3 of us

while we were next to the 4th, who needed to be rescued

good fucking game, fatshark

[frosty moss]

There was 3

not just 1

[stark bobcat]

why do so many thigns in this game just do 1 health damage

fire barrel explosion

Pogryn charge if not at 100% tough

rinda charge

making this challenge so much harder to do

[gilded socket]

Kill licht for breathing too loud

[somber stream]

Today on Helldivers episode 69
The Space station has succesfully integrated the Star of Peace, a Dark Fluid-powered high-yield capable of collapsing an entire planet into a black hole.

Meridia 2: Electric Boogaloo

Would space demon be a fun faction to fight in Helldivers?

[mental jasper]

i have returned

is general saved

[nimble crystal]

Illuminate have missing units. Im HD 1 there were units that made your controls go funky, or so I've been told

[somber stream]

They invert your stratagem and movement, far as i know

[nocturne bloom]

yea and i beat a level 17 to death with a chainsaw because he took my car

[somber stream]

Teach them while they're young

You don't simply take other diver's stuff without asking

[nocturne bloom]

i left his samples too

nobody takes Terry and lives

[delicate vapor]

Today went by too fast

I become unemployed tomorrow after 3pm

[storm ember]

All of us died except for the hive scum. look through their pov to see how they're doing.

they're playing the game like it's an E3 demo.
this is auric

[turbid jungle]

Clearly its workin if theyre still alive

And YOU aint

[storm ember]

true true

but at the same time they were so far ahead of enemy lines they were almost cross-map

and i said ahead, not behind

turned around and saw em frolicking

[tawny hearth]

console players are the strongest among us, they are forced to play like that

[sinful pecan]

I made a new OC but everyone I normally talk to is either asleep or busy with other shit

[somber stream]

Let's see it

[sinful pecan]

It’s nsfw lol

[earnest oyster]

it's like goku training while wearing weights

[somber stream]

Let's see it

[earnest oyster]

when they eventually switch to PC they will be gods amongst us

[sinful pecan]

I feel like there’s some sorta elitism with K&M

[timid geyser]

I need to make more OCs

ive only ever made them in context to other things

[storm ember]

how will this affect the battle of tertium

[timid geyser]

maybe like the pinup girls in the hanger

[storm ember]

slaanesh

[timid geyser]

Where the pin up art to inspire the troops like in ww2?

Oh shit yeah

forgor

[tawny hearth]

man i just full dodged a net at the start of a havoc but the net teleported to the left after latching onto me through some hilled based hitbox jank

[tawny hearth]

full wipe right after lol

[timid geyser]

Cant believe its heresy to bust one out

smh my head

no wonder everyone is so uptight

[storm ember]

all of my darktide ocs have personalities, like my hive scum. she's a lesbian. or my veteran. he needs to die

[turbid jungle]

Netters when i bash their fucking skull in with a brick

[timid geyser]

I like to think my hive scum knits in her sparetime

Keeps making little fucking sweaters for an arbs dog she think is cute

[twin flower]

gangsta

[timid geyser]

"Cant kill me on the mourningstar copper" is what she yells as she runs away

I dont own the DLC

so this is all speculative

[nimble crystal]

Nope. That was not the expression I thought was on that sticker.

...though im confident some of those OCs deserve that feeling

[twin flower]

owo nurgle not owo enough?

[nimble crystal]

Just UwU enough

[twin flower]

[storm ember]

yall mind if I PRAISE THE GRANDFATHER real quick

[nimble crystal]

But when I clicked it didnt rralize it was an UwU expression. Thought it was something more thoughtful

[turbid jungle]

Yall mind if i MUTASH PHLAGH NURGLE real quick

[twin flower]

wuh?

[storm ember]

MUTASH PLAAAGH!

NUUURGLEEE!!!!

[sinful pecan]

Half of 'em are loyalist, half are cultists, one is posessed

[nimble crystal]

...dibs

Just that last one

[storm ember]

need me a trapper to call me special

[timid geyser]

okay

time to finnaly play a game

I keep getting high and caught up in yapping about games q.q

[turbid jungle]

10 hours of trapper sounds to fall asleep to

[timid geyser]

10 hour of bomber pings to fall asleep to

no mans land when a bomber gets its bomb off in the trenchs q.q

[gloomy void]

Say that again

[twin flower]

kobe

[nimble crystal]

If i didnt play this game and read that sentence, I would think this is a euphemism.

[nimble crystal]

That again

[twin flower]

hah

got em

[turbid jungle]

Me when playing ogryn (i no longer need to suffer)

[sinful pecan]

Brother you will die

[twin flower]

she just wants to net ya

[sinful pecan]

I will send the images to whoever wants them (as long as you're 21 or above)

[twin flower]

[turbid jungle]

What

[twin flower]

images of what

[sinful pecan]

Because I'm sure the funny yellow guys are gonna get me

[turbid jungle]

I showed you my trapper please respond

[nimble crystal]

I can appreciate a forward lady, but some things ought to be reserved for higher stages of the relationship.

[sinful pecan]

My Warhammer OCs but they're nsfw

[twin flower]

is it awooga

[nimble crystal]

Or is it

[sinful pecan]

I mean I'd say so but I'm freaky

[twin flower]

cant be worst than bigboi

or Vaxi

[turbid jungle]

[wheat harness]

👻 freaky or 👅 freaky

[sleek harness]

Is it just Cadians with big boobs

[nimble crystal]

Let's be more clear

[sinful pecan]

👅

[twin flower]

Cadia isnt the only thing standing after this one

[turbid jungle]

Chat pregnant react that chatter

[twin flower]

gigidy gigidy

[sinful pecan]

No

[nimble crystal]

Is it Ahegao levels of smut, or infamous 2 girls 1 cup, or something in between?

[turbid jungle]

Cadians when i pick up some rubble (it reminds em of home)

[sleek harness]

Then what it is with big boobs

[sinful pecan]

It is not extreme

Lemme grab my phone

[twin flower]

people still know that 2 girls ? lmao

[sinful pecan]

Wait

Is Darktide an 18+ server?

[twin flower]

Uhh

[nimble crystal]

I will forever know them

[twin flower]

nah

[twin flower]

my condolences

[sinful pecan]

Not meaning that I'll send nsfw images here but like I wanna make sure there's no underaged peeps here

[turbid jungle]

2g1c is literally a keystone post

[twin flower]

No img perms anyway

[twin flower]

keystone post?

[sinful pecan]

I said earlier I would DM them to anyone that wants them

[twin flower]

is it free

[sinful pecan]

But again I wanna make sure you're over 18

[turbid jungle]

It influenced the internet at large

I am pretty sure everyone in this chat is 18+

[twin flower]

how do you make sure tho

[turbid jungle]

The kids got beaten to sleep about three hours earlier

[sleek harness]

Send them your ID card of course

[nimble crystal]

Well if they're intentionally pornographic im not interested in actually seeing them. But if its more intended as artful then im game.

[sinful pecan]

Okay if you want to see some of my nsfw OCs then just DM me, I'm not gonna DM first

[twin flower]

Hmm

[sinful pecan]

It's mostly nude pinups for the sake of being hot

[twin flower]

And your bank ID

[sleek harness]

And password

[twin flower]

And SS code

[sleek harness]

Don't forget the password

[sinful pecan]

I don't need any of that

[twin flower]

I'll pay with my feet pics

[sinful pecan]

It's 12:21 AM for me, I won't be surprised if I wake up in about 7 hours for work and just find out I've been banned from the server

[turbid jungle]

Give nurgle the 16 digit code on the back of your card and those three WaCkY numbers on the back for a big surprise!

[nimble crystal]

I appreciate the clarification. Ill pass for now.

[sleek harness]

This is worse than any Nurgle photo

[twin flower]

I mean dont send it here

[sinful pecan]

I don't want your money or your feet pics

How many times do I have to say it

DM me if you want

[turbid jungle]

You dont have to

Its a joke

[twin flower]

true i got terrible feet

[turbid jungle]

A goof

A gaff

[sleek harness]

We are just joking around relax

[turbid jungle]

A heeheehaha

[twin flower]

a hoohoo haahaa

[nimble crystal]

Like how? Wicked bunions? Extremely long toes?

[turbid jungle]

Some people just dont want to dm someone for porn in game server about breaking someones neck with a brick

[sinful pecan]

That's entirely fair

[nimble crystal]

Its not really porn though. But yeah, good point

[twin flower]

whats a wicked bunion

[sinful pecan]

You know

I used to think bunions were like some sorta food

I mean

[turbid jungle]

By legal standards nude pinups ARE considered porn in this server

[sinful pecan]

Can you blame me

[twin flower]

Heh

[formal parcel]

Does the store reset today? or is it next Thursday?

[tawny hearth]

bun onions

[sleek harness]

Next week

[sinful pecan]

Exactly my thought

[sleek harness]

Or this week idk

This rotation method sucks

[twin flower]

obese shork moment

[formal parcel]

I agree 100%

[turbid jungle]

Give me all cosmetics

[twin flower]

no me

[formal parcel]

Amen

[turbid jungle]

Everything everywhere all at once

[sinful pecan]

You're telling me we don't have a "next week" sticker?

[nimble crystal]

Still need to see that movie

[twin flower]

Even the ones that never got back into the shop for liek 2 something years

[nimble crystal]

Yeap

[sleek harness]

You open the drip store and is met with 40 trash ogryn sets

[twin flower]

Nothings trash on our Ogryn bois

[nimble crystal]

Could be better

[sinful pecan]

1 trash ogryn set is another man's treasure

[turbid jungle]

That cyclops ogryn helmet still looks goofy

[nimble crystal]

I want Ogryn set that makes them look like Sesame Street characters

Imagine Elmo the Ogryn

[sinful pecan]

GW be like "no fun for you"

[turbid jungle]

Elmo more like smellmo

[nimble crystal]

I know... they always find a way to take themselves very seriously

[sleek harness]

We need more ogryn cosmetics that make them look like a tank

[twin flower]

Yes

Tangryns

[sleek harness]

Tang

[nimble crystal]

Not even a Temu Chewbacca

[sinful pecan]

Vinny Vinesauce called Zelda and Link "Smellda and Stink" and I now that lives in my head rent free

[nimble crystal]

Considering what they do and their lack of hygiene, yeah...

[twin flower]

Jaghatai? More like.. mongolian harry potter

[nimble crystal]

So just one of many boys who lived?

[twin flower]

my brother told me that yesterday and just chuckled at it

[trail bramble]

we need an ogryn cosmetic that gives them a huge head dent

[twin dirge]

Relationships are hard chat

[fierce cave]

It's my favorite gay

[twin flower]

Need a beer?

[fierce cave]

[nimble crystal]

flat head dot png

[twin flower]

Spoghetti

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[fierce cave]

Spagot

New slur

[twin flower]

Eyo

[timid geyser]

Dam

that was an insanely smooth auric

[nimble crystal]

This dog just released the biggest wettest dookie

[fierce cave]

Criminally smooth

[twin flower]

smooth like jaeger

[fierce cave]

Almost like a

[timid geyser]

smooth as in I didnt die

[fierce cave]

Smooth criminal

[timid geyser]

so we good

9 more times

[twin flower]

booo

[nimble crystal]

MJ ain't dead!

[twin flower]

me when i

[fierce cave]

I'ma cope you

[modest flume]

No thanks I'm good

[gilded socket]

Man

[fierce cave]

I'll cope you

[sinful pecan]

All I can hear is the Half-Life crowbar sfx

[gilded socket]

Honestly idgaf anymore

[fierce cave]

Soul of cinder in chat??

[nimble crystal]

And poor Cinder just git chastised about wanting to share their work.

[twin flower]

I wouldnt say chastised

[nimble crystal]

Warned then

[twin flower]

I think the most awooga I've seen was from another user called Vaxi around here 🤔

sent some hella spoicy shit

she didnt get banned, afaik

[fierce cave]

@nocturne bloom

Horse

[sinful pecan]

No, I originally joined discord to RP as Cinder Fall from RWBY then learned very quickly that RPing is cringe

[twin flower]

Wuh

[fierce cave]

[sinful pecan]

It's fine. I'm a better person for it

Not RPing, I mean

[nimble crystal]

Im still sad about RWBY. Wish the show didnt have to die

[modest flume]

@sinful pecan Since you're willing to share, I'll accept your pictures of your OCs

But in DMs, this server is supposed to be SFW

[sinful pecan]

Duh, I can't even send 'em here

[modest flume]

Not duh

[twin flower]

I volunteer as tribute

[fierce cave]

Can i see?
👉👈

[modest flume]

Most of the people chatting here seem to forget that

[twin flower]

Lmao

[nimble crystal]

Lol. Victory feels feet, does it not Cinder?

[fierce cave]

Get a load of these barnacles

[twin flower]

dayum

nice barnacles

[sinful pecan]

You know, it sucks the show never got a 4th season. Wonder what happened to it

[sinful pecan]

You got an audible laugh out of me, good job

[twin flower]

Ive never seen it

Is it good

[fierce cave]

My shitposting finally worked

[nimble crystal]

I actually stuck with it to the very bitter end. They were on to something, but to no avail. We will never see the fall of Salem. We will never get Volume 10

Or 11 or 12, whichever it was

[sinful pecan]

Watch the first 3 seasons then don't watch any more. The creator died of an allergic reaction between seasons 2 and 3 then the show got all boring and corporate after that

[fierce cave]

6-7 was the best

[nimble crystal]

Lol

[twin flower]

huh

I've been look for that lmao

[sinful pecan]

For some reason I thought it was still running. I just didn't care

[twin flower]

yoink

[fierce cave]

It's my server

[nimble crystal]

It was pretty bad. Monty's story could be seen in pieces, but the substance was all gone

[fierce cave]

It's all shitpost emojis

[twin flower]

I only saw a lil bit of it

some fight scenes here and there

[fierce cave]

I could extend an invite

If you wish

[sinful pecan]

It's like trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar, but it's not enough for a sandwich

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[sinful pecan]

So you just end up making a bready ass sandwich

[fierce cave]

Why is there a hole in my peanut butter

[cosmic burrow]

Freezing rain is fun

[fierce cave]

Risk of rain

2

[cosmic burrow]

My work area became a ice rink

[nimble crystal]

Keywords "ass sandwhich"

[fierce cave]

Gulp

Warm rectal macaroni walks in

[nimble crystal]

Its only an inch long. Could've been from anything

[fierce cave]

It's 3

[fierce cave]

Bros thing is .5 inches

I killed chat

[nimble crystal]

Nah.

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

Id win

[twin flower]

gets cut in half

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

time for food

[fierce cave]

Check the ping

[twin flower]

No

[fierce cave]

Yes mf

[fierce cave]

#zealot-class message

READ

[twin flower]

Lalalalalala

[modest flume]

I love it when I get a great team and we still wipe to bullshit

[twin flower]

I dont remember that happening tho lmao

[modest flume]

Got trapped sliding through a door and my teammate couldn't interact with me

This game can drive a person to drink I swear

[prisma cypress]

thats why i listen to heavy music

like barbie girl

[nimble crystal]

My favorite is when the team is working great, everyone is happy, there's a flow, and then a small mistake ends the game, and then -- ONLY THEN, does some ass go "man, ya'll suck"

[tawny hearth]

when they say "come on barbie! lets go barbie!" it really speaks to my soul

[nimble crystal]

Lol

[civic otter]

What do you know about metal music to white girl music rotation

[nimble crystal]

That Barbie song slaps

Both cheeks

Repeatedly

[tawny hearth]

lol fair weather people like that are the worst, just had a havoc match where i fell apart at the end because i'm tired... i'm glad everyone was pretty cool about it because i was braced for someone to flip to ahole

[modest flume]

I had this absolutely great Havoc team, we were just chilling and blowing through the game

[twin dirge]

Chat

[modest flume]

Then, stupid shit kept ending our runs

[twin dirge]

Am I in the wrong for not texting back instantly because I'm in the middle of a game that doesn't pause and if I put the controller down I'll die/lose the run

[fierce cave]

What up my spagots

[twin flower]

Nah you gotta drop the game pick up the phone

[modest flume]

Like dude, I shoved a burster in a perfect angle forward, WHY DOES IT FALL FORWARD IN FRONT OF ME

[twin dirge]

[nimble crystal]

Nope! And if they're upset respond at the end of saturday

[twin dirge]

I hate life man

[trail bramble]

if ur mid conversation and you start a game up and don't let people know sure

[nimble crystal]

If its urgent they'll call

[twin flower]

Been there my dudes

[modest flume]

No

[prisma cypress]

i pratically invented it

[twin flower]

Her over everything, always

[twin dirge]

She actively knows as we sit there and talk about the game before hand

[tawny hearth]

i usually glance to make sure its not like... an obvious emergency and if not i wait till the first elevator/group door and quickly send a "sorry in DT/comp game/whatever"

[fierce cave]

What happened

[twin dirge]

She's mad because I take longer than 5 seconds to respond when I play games like Nightreign

[nimble crystal]

Its only worse in marriage.

[twin dirge]

After warning her

That I'm playing Nightreign

[fierce cave]

Mfs when there bf don't obsessed with em

[modest flume]

Oh well in that case, she just wants your attention

[twin flower]

Im not married but ive been with mine for 8 years now

[tawny hearth]

get her to start DT, and then every match start texting her

[twin flower]

Lmao

If only that works

[nimble crystal]

That ain't healthy. But also, that ain't healthy.

[trail bramble]

tell her to call if she wants to keep chatting then

[twin dirge]

But she's been going on about this for 2 days now and my solution of I'll text her more isn't enough

[soft merlin]

That’s ridiculous 🤔

[fierce cave]

Red flag dude

In sorry but