general-chat

[nimble crystal]

What is hoining?

[obtuse oak]

the class is unforgiving if you are used to stronger defensive tools on other classes (e.g. vet shout, ogryn tankiness)

[gilded socket]

Kill hank as blood sacrifice

[obtuse oak]

if you were already trying to duck and dodge and slip and slide around the heretics then hive scum is right up your alley

[amber delta]

they say ogryn tanky but still I die to one barrel

[obtuse oak]

denied

[gilded socket]

Denied denied

[thick coyote]

Eat the barrel

This is ogryn 101

[somber stream]

So crass?

Buy the barrel a drink first

Tell the barrel it has beautiful curves

Laugh at barrel's jokes

[delicate kite]

Barrel of what

[crisp yoke]

I require food

Yet

I don’t wanna make any food

[delicate kite]

Eat uncooked

Problem solved

[nimble crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sculpture-sniff-the-marble-fat-gif-11528959883036003049

I gotta BE the barrel!

[crisp yoke]

Mmm

Too lazy

[faint isle]

Out of Memory again when opening Darktide (with 32gb and LUA on launcher)

Im thinking its some mod at this point

[crisp yoke]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

When tall Krieg GF

[graceful hamlet]

Just download more RAM

[faint isle]

Says paging file is too small

In error message

Now i couldnt even start the game

[twin flower]

obese shork

[faint isle]

I just did few weeks ago, went from 16gb to 32gb

[graceful hamlet]

You need 64 just like the Nintendo 64 🙏

[fiery wave]

Did you reduce or remove page file?

[urban dove]

[faint isle]

Its set automatic for me

[urban dove]

Does the drive its on have space

Or are we operating with a 20mb overhead

There's a memory leak fix mod that I saw someone mention in here the other day, but it caused my game to stutter after installing it

Well either that did or the spawn log tracker mod did

The page file will need space on the drive, its basically just a file that ram offloads into to keep ram free but also have quick access to things its loaded recently, if theres no space on the drive you basically have no page file

[nimble crystal]

Does that mean people without the mod have had a memory leak? Im at 90 hours. 90nhours of memory leak doesnt sound good

[urban dove]

90 hours with the game open?

[nimble crystal]

Yeah

[urban dove]

As in you haven't closed your game for 90 hours or you have 90 hour playtime total?

[nimble crystal]

90 hour playtime

[urban dove]

Nah thats fine, a memory leak just means that the game slowly eats up more and more RAM due to it not efficiently clearing things off of it

[faint isle]

Oh wait, i have the spawn tracker mod

Maybe should disable it

[urban dove]

As soon as you close the game it wipes everything off of the ram

[nimble crystal]

Ahh

[urban dove]

Maybe, it just caused micro stutters for me, but I think that was likely the memory leak fixer mod wiping my ram

[faint isle]

Yeah i just disabled it now

Trying

[urban dove]

Does your storage disk have plenty of space on it free?

[faint isle]

I also shutdown web browser that was eating 5gb, but should be fine still

Over 100gb

[urban dove]

Hmm weird that its telling you you dont have a page file

Can always make it manual and give it like 10gb instead of leaving it on automatic

[faint isle]

Hmmm Darktide is on other drive though

And it has only 62gb free

Ill free up to 100 too

[urban dove]

That shouldn't matter, page file should just be on your windows drive

[faint isle]

Yeah there i have plenty

Well, atleast the game now starts instead of error message

But not quite sure what it still was/is

[faint charm]

hello

[feral vessel]

touch fluffy tail.

hello chat

[faint isle]

Oof, crashed when i tried to open my inventory

Related to some mod interactions i guess

[urban dove]

Did you buy a 2nd ram stick/set of sticks to go from 16 to 32?

[faint isle]

2x 16gb sticks in right spot and working well in XMP

And memchecked em running fine

[obtuse oak]

mods can easily cause memory leak issues yes

[urban dove]

I had major issues with that when I upgraded from 2x8 and bought another 2x8, they didnt want to work together even with same timings etc just because there was a couple year gap in me buying them

Ended up buying a 4x8 kit and gave up

[faint isle]

Yeah ive heard of such issues, wanted to avoid it

[urban dove]

But hopefully not a problem for you if xmp works

Usually if thats going to be an issue xmp will be a headache

[faint isle]

This is probably mod related, even now got crash message blaming mods

[urban dove]

Scoreboard mod caused me a lot of crashes and needed manual lua editing before I gave up and just used Power DI instead

[fiery wave]

It's just luck based if two different pairs will work together. I used to run 48gb with 2x8 and 2x16 lul.

[urban dove]

So if you have a lot of older mods wouldnt be a surprise if they're just bricking the game

[faint isle]

I have that and grabbed some mod server update on it

[urban dove]

They eventually worked together but it still didnt play well, shit like modded minecraft would only use 16 and not the other 16 it had available which I imagine was due to it not properly communicating with each other

Like having 2 different 16gb channels instead of 1 32gb

[faint isle]

Im hooked on scoreboard mod though 😭

[urban dove]

The bug with that was only when I picked up ammo packs, the lua code was changed in the back end of darktide so it was referencing something that didnt exist

So you opening inv shouldn't break scoreboard

[faint isle]

Yeah its something inventory related for sure

[fiery wave]

For me, it worked fine for browsing, but only used the primary pair for games.

[urban dove]

Maybe just disable all mods and check it works before you go 1 by 1 trying to work out which mod is causing it

[gaunt palm]

Why is the scum so squishy, damn

[fiery wave]

Which to be fair, is why I wanted the extra ram. Browsers are all hogs nowadays.

[urban dove]

Yeah thats exactly how it happened for me, getting xmp to work was a weird one, would only work if I set xmp, then put in the other 2 sticks

Which makes 0 sense because changing ram amount should clear cmos

But it worked 🤷

[gaunt palm]

I think removing the CMOS battery made it clear itself

[fiery wave]

PCs, never know what the shiny rocks do at times.

[urban dove]

Yeah but normally with hardware changes your bios will reset cmos itself

Or it will factory default bios settings

Maybe not via cmos but same result

[faint isle]

[Engine Error]: Page allocator 'resource_loader_page_allocator' failed allocating 655360 bytes, total 293208064, last error: The paging file is too small for this operation to complete. , error code: 1455

[urban dove]

Hmm, maybe try setting page file to manual with 4gb min 10gb max size and see how that goes for you

Auto might just be having a bad day

[faint isle]

Ill reboot and set auto again or something

[urban dove]

Oh did you try that already?

Windows fucky wucky

[faint isle]

Yeah i made sure its auto earlier

[fallen grotto]

Hytale is out, I waited 7 years

[urban dove]

Oh I meant the manual thing

[fiery wave]

Question, does it boot modless?

[urban dove]

I keep mine manual always

[faint isle]

I got into game, only opening inventory crashed

Anyways, rebooting now

[gilded socket]

Delete all mods

[urban dove]

And system32 while youre at it

(Idk who needs this but don't do that)

[honest hemlock]

yo guys so im trying to get this achiv Abhor the Mutant
As the Zealot, kill a Mutant with a melee attack while dashing when using Chastise the Wicked. and idk where is Chastise Wicked abillty on the skill tree lol

Can someone take a screenshot pls

[urban dove]

Its the dash

Left side one

[amber delta]

never delete sweaty abs for hadron mod

[urban dove]

Knowing chubby whale they probably changed its name but didnt update the penance or something

[honest hemlock]

Is it Fury of the Faithful?

or no

[urban dove]

Yeah that'll be it

Chastise the wicked is probably the unupgraded one

But the penance should work with the upgraded one

[faint isle]

Win11 just did few updates during reboot

Maybe those were hogging page file

[honest hemlock]

ty

[faint isle]

Wouldnt be suprised

[urban dove]

Ye its unupgrade version is chastise the wicked so of it doesn't work for penance can do a run with no ability selected in the tree to get it

Needed to do that for the ogryn one of chuck a grenade box at an eye

[urban dove]

[drowsy lynx]

We need them to purge the heretics here tho

At least keep Aquila

[faint isle]

Also, i added the LUA 2gb thing in steam launch settings lastnight

Before that, i had only once or twice this error thing

Maybe should remove

[urban dove]

If not manual page file isnt a big deal, so just stick it to 4000 - 10000mb and that might help

I haven't done any lua steam launch things

So cant speak to that

Unless I did ages ago and forgor

[drowsy lynx]

How much ram do you have?

[fiery wave]

This shouldn't be an issue imo.

Unless you really have no free RAM.

[drowsy lynx]

Ram isn't free it's more expensive than ever

[urban dove]

Ill take some free ram

Its a real bad time to still be a ddr4 pleb

Bought a 5800x3d to stave off the upgrade to ddr5 everywhere and now im thinking I'd have been better just biting the bullet back then

[earnest oyster]

Power DI was causing CTD's for me, until disabling it

[fiery wave]

I'm shocked my old pair of 2x8 is worth as much as how much I paid for my 2x16 new.

[faint isle]

Well, not crashing anymore 🤷‍♂️

[earnest oyster]

on recent patch, at least. "Teamkills" mod is a good scoreboard alternative, but it doesnt have a scoreboard history, gotta take screenshots

[urban dove]

I was shocked at how much details were missing in power di tbh

[earnest oyster]

very optimized

[fiery wave]

Sometimes, a restart is all you need.

[urban dove]

Can't even breakdown kills by enemy type with it

[faint isle]

I disabled few mods though, and freed up space on SSD

[drowsy lynx]

You can make custom filters to show whatever data you want iirc

[faint isle]

But at this point ill just take this and move on

[drowsy lynx]

I just reinstalled power di so I have to do that myself actually

[urban dove]

Maybe with backend fuckery but in the frontend UI I couldnt see a metric for it

Maybe im dumb as bricks despite using powerbi for a job

[earnest oyster]

Powed DI sucks, so little info man

get Teamkills it has real time info

[drowsy lynx]

The nexus mods page has a guide on how to set it up the way you like

[faint isle]

I want the scoreboard that shows bleed, toxin etc. separated

[drowsy lynx]

The whole point of power di is it can offer so much info they can't just show it all at once so you must set it up to show different reports to filter what you'd like to see specifically

[faint isle]

Mine only shows one big chunk of dmg

[drowsy lynx]

Ovenproof scoreboard plugin can show a ton of info but the author has abandoned it to work on power di, there's a fix available in the mods forum for it though

[urban dove]

Yeah makes sense, I'll look into it after I escape the cage but teamkills might just be the out of box solution that saves me the ballache

I liked the meaningless score values you got from ovenproof and scoreboard

But then it pissed me off when the psyker who was down all game had more score because they had 20k enemies stagger from smite spam

[drowsy lynx]

Teamkills doesn't seem to offer info on damage taken, disables / downs / deaths, or ammo used which I like to know personally

[faint isle]

I just want that and more detailed info on the dmg, ranged, melee, bleed, toxin

[drowsy lynx]

Someone getting 200 defense points because they blocked 5 times

[faint isle]

And how many specials and elites and so on

[urban dove]

Hmm maybe a custom report in PowerDI will be the best option, I went for create from template which might explain why I got like 7 metrics

Maybe if I do it from scratch ill actually have access to all the raw data

Either that or its time to learn lua

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah it looks fairly complicated to set up but very customizable

[urban dove]

Can do your own calculated fields, so could create my own algorithm for score that ignores attacks blocked

[earnest oyster]

Teamkills has the option that it counts enemies not individually but as a group (disablers, bosses etc) in scoreboard

[urban dove]

Nah fuck that noise, would only be funny to troll the boys "looks like i have 150 score whilst you all have 10, something wrong here"

[fallen grotto]

Blingo

[urban dove]

Love looking on nexus and finding an interesting mod "last updated June 2024"

Then you look in the comments and some lads coded it from scratch

[honest hemlock]

it worked ty soooooo much:)

[urban dove]

No worries, just send over some rashuns or diamantine cubes

Have to wait until my delivery of boosted diamantine cubes come in at the weekend and I never need to worry again

[fiery wave]

You want more than just one load of it. Maybe a month or two worth to have you be set.

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimply only use one weapon and you'll never have to spend again

[urban dove]

Probably but I do have multiple maxed weps and curios for my classes already from doing it the hard way, then 10 minutes of spectating yday probably doubled my lifetime diamantine collected

I'd like to think i wont have as much trouble joining havoc now that I've got the 40 badge, even if my assignment rank is only 23

[fiery wave]

It might. The 40 box is like 200 minmaxxed loot runs of damns.

[urban dove]

Yeah 23k cubes might genuinely be double what I've collected lifetime

Although I've had the 5k from the events

Once or twice, the one where everything was a smouldering wreck and the big packs of ogryns one

[fiery wave]

It's funny how they gated it behind h40, where ppl actually playing it for fun don't need mats as much anymore.

[urban dove]

And yet only 130k ordo dockets

3k from my havoc 21 run wasn't too shabby tbh

Can you get one box per character or is it one box for highest regardless?

6 23k boxes would go down a treat

[fiery wave]

The dockets is a joke. Just play like 5 runs of auric lmao.

[fiery wave]

1 per acct per week.

[urban dove]

Yeah makes sense

Shame

[fiery wave]

You want the box purely for mats.

[urban dove]

Ive never had plasteel issues but I ran out of cubes upgrading my 4th zealot wep earlier this week

[jaunty path]

Erm its diamantine 🤓

[urban dove]

Think I have 2 max melee and 1 max ranged for every class though

Diamantine what

[fierce cave]

Guess who's back

[urban dove]

Diamantine cubes

[urban dove]

Was googling diamantine cause I swear they got called diamantine cubes somewhere and came across many forum posts whinging about running out of plasteel but having too much diamantine, how am I in the complete opposite boat

Even if the posts are from 2023

Also ig they dont get called cubes in game, but thats what they are

[jaunty path]

They're diamantine!!! 🤓

[urban dove]

Yes a cube of diamantine

[jaunty path]

Sets you on fire

[tacit geode]

Because A) there were less sources of plasteel back then
B) it was more expensive to upgrade
C) You'd only upgrade to blue to check if you got a decent perk and blessing before stopping because of how easy it was to brick pre crafting rework

Blue only used plasteel

[urban dove]

I see

Ive been burning some plasteel to do lazy bitch mastery farming

Buy 20 crowbars out of armory, make them green, feed them into crowbar

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[jaunty path]

Use quick leveling

[sinful pecan]

So what is Ceramite

[jaunty path]

Makes it a lot faster

[sinful pecan]

I know it's space marine armor

[urban dove]

Quick leveling?

[jaunty path]

Its a mod

[sinful pecan]

but like is it not used in normal things?

[jaunty path]

Read the Lexicanum wiki

[crisp yoke]

Hai missus

[jaunty path]

You'll see

[jaunty path]

Hello corpse starch

[crisp yoke]

?

[twin flower]

Its used on some of their vehicles and certain guard regiments

[urban dove]

Hmm seems like a useful mod indeed

[jaunty path]

Ceramite is a form of ceramic-metallic hyper alloy[3], used in higher-end types of Imperial armour such as carapace armour, power armour and Tactical Dreadnought Armour.[4] Ceramite conducts almost no heat, making it especially heat-resistant and effective against energy-based weapons.[1]

Ceramite is a kind of bonded ceramic armour, especially tough, but light. Repairs are made by setting new layers of ceramite over existing ones. Unlike metal, Ceramite doesn’t rupture or dent on impact and it takes a projectile of considerable power and high calibre to break through it.[2]

[twin flower]

basically low and high quality being produce by le imperium

[urban dove]

Sure hope theres nothing wrong with any of the guns and their mastery levels

Im looking forward to levelling my shredder autopistol, sure hope I wont have a notification on mastery until summer when the next patch comes out

[jaunty path]

If you want a consistent stream just do atleast a havoc 20 once per week

[urban dove]

Yeah thats my plan from now on, that or jump in with @stable bison once a week for his carrying sessions, my hero

23k will probably last me an age anyway tbh, probably about what I've spent in 200-300 hours

[fiery wave]

It will go poof when next class is out.

[jaunty path]

I got mastery a while ago because my head decided it wanted to complete it badly

[fiery wave]

Along with like min 5 mil dockets.

That was hive scum exclusives lul.

[urban dove]

Im the type to pick one wep and just mainly use that, scum i lvld 3 melee weps for like 1 mil dockets

Probably 7-8k diamantine tho

[jaunty path]

Hive Scum was hell cuz I badly wanted to master everything

And I did first day it came out

[urban dove]

Got unfathomably lucky from emperors gits

[fiery wave]

I did all exclusives, knoife, combat axe and vraks.

Oh and always 2 bistols.

[urban dove]

Shivs and pistols both dropped at 400 gold with 60 mobility

[fiery wave]

Bistol funni on boom bringer.

[urban dove]

I mainly play rampage so pistols are nice for taking out bombers and snipers, carapace can just get screamed at

[north knot]

Why can’t I join the game

It keeps saying error 2014 and I don’t know what to do

[dire crane]

Oh so everyone deals with this good to know

[jaunty path]

Play vermintide 2

[fiery wave]

Server? Also if havoc, cranial toll is bugged.

[jaunty path]

#🎒support-issues

[urban dove]

Everyone that didnt spend their mastery points before whichever patch broke it i imagine

[fiery wave]

Unless you maxed it before. Is there for newer players. I don't even know how they managed it.

[urban dove]

I knew it was an issue and still lvld it slightly, thought it was only the very last point at 20

[dire crane]

All I know is every time I look at masteries it yells at me because I still have 1 to fill and every time I leave the page it take the 1 point off

[urban dove]

Not just you always have 1 point to spend

[fiery wave]

It's just not saving correctly.

[dire crane]

Well it messes with my completionism

[urban dove]

Curse you shatfark i will become back my money

[fiery wave]

Just yell at Fatshark, will only take them half a year to fix.

Like that time with extra mastery points on the EK.

They couldn't even fix it.

[dire crane]

Last time I did that I got kicked out of the aquarium

[fiery wave]

Just made it not yell at you there is extra points.

[fiery wave]

I mean on their forums.

[dire crane]

I dont think fish can read

[fiery wave]

True.

Cos if they could, they would know nobody likes the current havoc implementation with their arse servers.

Since over a year ago.

[north knot]

I can’t even join the Morningstar

[fiery wave]

I guess you are getting auto put on a server you can't connect to.

[lapis spear]

Error 2014 usually indicates there is something going on between you and the server

[fiery wave]

Fatshark really needs to let ppl select mourningstar server location.

Especially on boot.

[sudden sorrel]

what does "ignore hit mass bonus from armor" mean? Is that good for a melee weapon?

[fiery wave]

Cos I know some in SEA getting dumped on what seems to maybe be africa on boot.

[fiery wave]

Means it ignores enemy hit mass.

So you basically have inf cleave just depends on range of weapon.

[sudden sorrel]

does it cleave through crushers/carapace

[fiery wave]

And how many weakspots you hit.

[stable bison]

bout to get back on the grind

[fiery wave]

If it normally doesn't, no.

[urban dove]

Gamer

[sudden sorrel]

alright, thx !

[sleek harness]

This game fuckin sucks

Wheres the new update

When no new update the game becomes bad

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[sleek harness]

No

[unkempt obsidian]

what next class might be ?

[fiery wave]

You need patpats. Seem to be on a hair trigger.

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

[sleek harness]

No

I am just feeling hatred

Very normal stuff

[low blade]

Cogboy

[low glen]

is better to gamble on milkman for curio or just farm

[fiery wave]

Ah, so more patpats good. Patpats more.

[fiery wave]

You just gamble in the end anyway.

[gloomy void]

Darktide

[fiery wave]

Just do it after 30.

[drowsy lynx]

Put increased chance of curio drop on your current curios

[dire crane]

Melkman is the best bet

[cosmic burrow]

Just do contracts on all classes and then spam buy curios at the desired class from melk

There isnt much to it

[elder merlin]

[cosmic burrow]

Melk needs changes

As do most of old systems in dt

That remain

[sleek harness]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEH

Such pain

Kill her for causing pain on me

[fiery wave]

Stop being so dramatic, fwuffy.

[carmine steppe]

Orks

[unkempt obsidian]

You can play as Orks ?

[sleek harness]

Dramatication is needed so I can get you killed

[sleek harness]

Ogryn 2

[carmine steppe]

Where there's a warp there's a way

[unkempt obsidian]

Dakka Dakka

[fiery wave]

It's just clear you need more patpats.

[fair bridge]

wakka wakka

[sleek harness]

Mallow

[fair bridge]

wat

[carmine steppe]

I mean probably not, at least not in dark tide, there is a a 2D game called shootas blood and teef where you play as an ork

[sleek harness]

Kill

[sleek harness]

Karien

[carmine steppe]

But I believe Fatshark will leave adeptus mechanicus for last

Cause they despite us

[earnest oyster]

adeptus mechanicus will be maybe in darktide 2

[sleek harness]

Darktide 2 will be launched at 2300

Best year

[jaunty path]

Getting my teeth cleaned

Wish me luck

[sleek harness]

You have teeth?

Incredible

[jaunty path]

Shoots u in da face

[sleek harness]

What face

[carmine steppe]

Big maybe

I think we will be able to play as Ork commandoes before Admech

Sorry

*Kommandos

[low blade]

They're gonna release Admech and the Cogboy Copers will still find a way to complain

[fiery wave]

Wehhhh, it's not x part of Admech.

[sleek harness]

"IT WASN'T SISTER OF BATTLES BAD GAME!!!!"

[jaunty path]

Mad its not skitarri

[sleek harness]

Isn't skitarri the same thing

[jaunty path]

Coulda named my boy skibitarri

[stuck wasp]

Lorewise, that's very much not likely.

[carmine steppe]

Im not talking lore wise, I am talking Fatshark wise

[stuck wasp]

Going by Dark Heresy, it still is Tech Priest, Assassin and Adept as most likely.
And Sister.

[sleek harness]

We are making Darktide into Fortnite

Call everyone as a class

[dire crane]

Now Datz propa tinkin

[stuck wasp]

One decide on the other.
GW wouldn't really allow the Inquisition sending Orks inside of the Hive

[carmine steppe]

Also blood axes have worked with the Imperium before

[carmine steppe]

Just dress and paint them like ogryns, no one will notice

[stuck wasp]

GW will

[carmine steppe]

Who are they to stop me

[stuck wasp]

The Ip holder
And they're very litigious

[dire crane]

I wish my computer could run Kult of Speed

[carmine steppe]

Me and my oc space marine chapter that's actually Orks disguised as space marines with their Primarch Gorklliman Morkboute

[stuck wasp]

Honestly while we do know that FS does have Devs that are interested into Orks, they're much better kept for their own game.
Orks vs Tyranids

[low blade]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Prime_Ork How did you miss the Ork pun thats literally canon

[carmine steppe]

Don't

I can't handle all the slaughter again

[carmine steppe]

And the emperork

We should all collectively forget that war of the beast ever happened

Therefore making it non-cannon

[sleek harness]

We should explode Atoma and roll the credits

[dire crane]

All I know is DoW 4 is gonna have orks in it, id rather play orks but slaughtering them works too

[carmine steppe]

And total war Warhammer 40k too

[whole glade]

gug

[gleaming talon]

Are the servers dead? I keep getting error 2014... 30 minutes straight

[fiery wave]

Maybe your specific servers or connection to them.

[sleek harness]

I just love and hate seeing people coming here randomly and asking if the servers are down because they got a error once

Well I mean, not once

Sometimes once

[feral vessel]

Sometimes you need to vent out that frustration, you know?

[fiery wave]

Some times, they wanna play but can't so asking if is just them or everyone else.

[feral vessel]

Isn't that basically a frustration though?

Not being able to play I mean.

[fiery wave]

But is to ask if it's just them or everone else.

Less frustrating if it's everyone.

[dry merlin]

No. Bottle up all of your rage deep in your soul, then drink whiskey whenever you feel the pressing need to talk about your weakness(feelings).

[tired inlet]

The Hive (city) Forever
Forever the Hive (city)

[jaunty path]

Shits myself

[tired inlet]

playing gunslinger scum with the .45 ACP's means I have to click 500 times every match; it feels and plays awesome but my tendons are petrifying; it's like using a Kantrael Infantry Lasgun as a Marksman Vet and having to individually click 1000 times with it.

something to be said about semi-automatic weapons but goddamn that's a lot of clicking

Both the .45 ACPs and Mac-10s are great when you're hyper dodgy and get those kills; it's the Matrix lobby scene and you're just in a flow state and you wonder if anyone else is doing anything

well, until the crusher and armored ragers come in; they can handle those.

[fair bridge]

yay finished all scum penances

[tender horizon]

Congrats buddy

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[tender horizon]

Vertical and breathing.

[fiery wave]

Sounds like a toxic masculinity thing.

[fiery wave]

Pain, depression, mood swingy.

[crisp yoke]

You need a hug?

I give hug

🫂

[tired inlet]

I think I need 30 more rounds

but the skill penances were pretty easy; probably the easiest of all current classes

[jaunty path]

Can't wait to go home to take my anti depressants adderall and eat

[civic otter]

the balkan mindset

[tired inlet]

time to put on an adidas tracksuit and listen to some hardbass to make the full transition

[civic otter]

yes

[quartz ibex]

Yall i have this urge to go on the 1 week fallout 4 phase again, any mods you guys recommend?

[tired inlet]

pure vanilla

[civic otter]

and god protect the poor soul who starts being annoying, that vodka strength is about to kick in

i am still yet to play fallout

[tired inlet]

speedrun Curie Romance arc

[quartz ibex]

"aw hell nah jigsaw your ahh tweakin"

[quartz ibex]

Played automatron only to give her an assaultron body btw

[tired inlet]

Pixie Cut synth body is my shit

[quartz ibex]

how dare you miss out on the best and the worst game of all time

[civic otter]

lowkey ever since i got into 40k years ago it's been seldom anything else

[rain idol]

LOL

[civic otter]

wrecked everything else that could be

[quartz ibex]

Yeah tbf 40k has enough lore and games to last a lifetime

[fiery wave]

Kinda, but is just that time of the month.

[thick coyote]

Infinite power cores

[crisp yoke]

Hug 🫂

[thick coyote]

Power Armor build

[civic otter]

it's always that shitty excuse my mind makes
Oh cool game, but i have this thing but cooler/more fanatical in 40k

[quartz ibex]

Better power armor hud

[fiery wave]

It's just dice rolls on mood swings, heh.

[tired inlet]

I never wear power armor in fallout; until F76 I never even wore armor at all; armor is for people who get hit. It's best for me just to be stylist.

[crisp yoke]

Nat 20?

[civic otter]

are you saying... power armour isn't stylish?!

[fiery wave]

That's impossible.

[crisp yoke]

I give you my inspiration die

[quartz ibex]

yes.

slaying for the emperor is good but... I need to slay in the armor too

[fiery wave]

I already annoyed my DM with guidance abooze.

[thick coyote]

Running around in an Abraxo power armor

Got that shit on

[crisp yoke]

Nah, a good trench coat and riot gear

[tender horizon]

Fo4 giving you ballistic weave so your standard dress shirt will be better than PA lol

[crisp yoke]

Mmmmm now I get to as well ^w^

[civic otter]

have you ever seen early day praetor marines in 40k?

[quartz ibex]

yeah

[civic otter]

[quartz ibex]

They were HEAVENLY

[civic otter]

now you're talking

[civic otter]

both

i got krieg and dark angel models

[crisp yoke]

Mmmmm

Morple

[civic otter]

they fought together in Vraks

so tis perfect

that being said not exactly cooperative in the trad sense

as dark angels are uh

not exactly friendly

seeing as how they psychologically tortured and interrogated even their new primaris reinforcements in late lore

the lion taught them well 🥹

[jaunty path]

20 mgs of prozac today

wish me luck

[tired inlet]

You can say they're Unforgiven

[bronze wren]

Anyone got any good series to recommend? Im bored out of my mind and i feel like binge watching something

[fiery wave]

Because a cat with bardic inspiration and guidance and a race thing that is basically a more OP but more limited use Silvery Barbs.

[bronze wren]

Gl hf

[fiery wave]

Fun times?

[tired inlet]

I am honestly enjoying the Fallout series on Prime

[jaunty path]

Severance.

[crisp yoke]

Hmmmmmmmmm Morple

[civic otter]

[tired inlet]

I also liked "Welcome to Derry" on HBO as a Stephen King's "IT" prequel series.

[bronze wren]

Oh Shit yeah, loved the first season, havent Seen the new Episodes yet

[timber elk]

GOD. DAMN. IT starts smashing his controller into the desk I just crashed for the 3rd time in darktide!

[bronze wren]

Don’t even know what that is, so its perfect, thanks for the recommendation

[tired inlet]

I think it's on AppleTV?

[timber elk]

I’m angry >:[

[jaunty path]

stay mad

[timber elk]

[tender horizon]

Silvery barbs is really commonly banned ime, not that I get to play dnd a lot tho

[fiery wave]

No DM, that boss needs to reroll that nat 20 with a disadvantage while an ally gets to reroll to not be hit with an advantage.

[bronze wren]

Ah fuck gotta pirate it then i guess

[jaunty path]

kill everyone lamball

[drowsy lynx]

Hope it works out for you

[tired inlet]

This can be resolved by listening to tracks by the Pizzicato Five

[crisp yoke]

Mmmmm Morple

[drowsy lynx]

Good, give in to your hate

[fiery wave]

I had it as a racial thing. Just more busted.

[tired inlet]

species, not race

[timber elk]

SKELETON. DIVINE. DEATH. BLAST. ungodly loud explosion

[tender horizon]

Homebrew?

[fiery wave]

Third party.

[tender horizon]

Which third party?

[fiery wave]

Can't remember.

[tender horizon]

I'm ngl when I dm i don't use all third party stuff.

[fiery wave]

Was for a greymalkin race.

[tired inlet]

species

[tender horizon]

Call it whatever you want ik what you're talking about

[fiery wave]

The busted part is that the reroll has to be lower or higher depending on enemy or ally.

[tender horizon]

I mean, silvery barbs is just busted

[fiery wave]

So busted on busted.

Because the greymalkin also gets it for the turn alongside said ally.

[tender horizon]

Tbh

I would probably not allow that species

[jaunty path]

is the cop the good guy in outlast trials

[fiery wave]

I used to to piss off the DM's bosses because we were trying to save an NPC fated to die.

What do you mean, rerolling 5 times in one turn?

We are going to force a fail one way or another.

I use my action, reaction and free action to go screw the boss till it fails.

Because the way it's written, the racial thing is a free action, just limited to 3 uses per long rest.

[tired inlet]

oh, that sounds like the F.A.T.A.L. system then. Hahaha.

[fiery wave]

Naw, just 5e.

I made a tiny lazy cat bard.

[tired inlet]

5e had a ruleset that implemented engaging in sexual intercourse via rolls as a distraction?

[fiery wave]

No. Screw over the boss.

You know, fuck with them.

[tired inlet]

you wrote you were using your action, reaction, and free action to screw them, not screw over them, which means fucking them rather than fucking them over

[jaunty path]

tfw my discount space marine starts throwing it back

[fiery wave]

It was trying to kill an NPC fated to die.

We decided to fuck fate and mess with said boss.

[tired inlet]

hence my confusion

[fiery wave]

DM wanted an infight cutscene, gets ruined by 3 casters.

Hilarity ensures since NPC escaped with us.

We had a trump card anyway, the wizard had a nat 1 roll they could replace any roll with.

[round mica]

wait has the slopshop updated already or nah:

[jaunty path]

go and check

[jaunty path]

go and check lazy ass

[round mica]

no

i dont wanna

[hidden whale]

divination moment

[jaunty path]

Stay in the dark in what could be on the overpriced trash

[hidden whale]

man I wanna play dnd irl so bad but I cant find anyone in my city 😭

[round mica]

just tell me missus

[jaunty path]

idfk

only thing I bought ever was the krieg fit

[idle talon]

Anyone here wanna do the mortis trial in under 25 mins? i want that nice light pendant cosmetic

[round mica]

[tired inlet]

Ooh the plasma thing? It's great on so many guns

[fiery wave]

Poor boss got bullied to heck.

[hidden whale]

ive been cooking a defensive twin haste sorcerer

if I ever get a party with two frontline martials its OVER

I ran calculations, the chance my concentration ever breaks at level 5 is less than 1% on any given attack

DM would have to sustain fire on me

[fiery wave]

Just because party agreed to go fight against fate.

[long sigil]

update when

[jaunty path]

When you stop asking

[hidden whale]

what does that even mean

[long sigil]

dont know

[hidden whale]

the DMs storyline? railroads? lol

[fiery wave]

The NPC was fated to die.

[jaunty path]

I see the word fate and I suffer severe psychic damage as jojo debate ptsd washes over me

Jojo fans should be sent to the gallows

[hidden whale]

what part in jojo even sparked a fate discussion

part 6...?

[fiery wave]

DM did it in combat. We made the boss reroll to heck every turn while getting the fighter to drag said NPC to safety.

[jaunty path]

mostly part 5

Because of fucking king crimson

[hidden whale]

;.;

thats just badly explained time travel

[jaunty path]

Honestly can't blame people not understanding it

Araki can't even remember how it works

[long sigil]

jojo 5 boss is freak

[jaunty path]

dude Dio had like 5 wives

[hidden whale]

hmm. sounds fun

[fiery wave]

By fighter, I mean the arcane knight.

[jaunty path]

and diavolo is freaky?

[long sigil]

most freak one

[jaunty path]

he isn't

[hidden whale]

best way to get players to make something REALLY not want to happen

[jaunty path]

again

[hidden whale]

is to tell them it WILL happen

[jaunty path]

dio had 5 wives

[hidden whale]

instant motivation

[fiery wave]

Yep. Cue.

[long sigil]

wives?

[jaunty path]

Yes?

He slept with a lot of women

[long sigil]

he just slept

[jaunty path]

bruh

[hidden whale]

I love sleeping

[long sigil]

💀

[fiery wave]

The most annoying team full of Silvery Barbs and equiv.

[jaunty path]

to my memory

dio has 3 sons shown atleast.

[hidden whale]

just wait... too much of that, and eventually all the NPCs will get silvery barbs, counterspell, and divination rerolls

:<

[long sigil]

but body is not dio's body

💀

[fiery wave]

That boss is a brute, no need counterspell.

[hidden whale]

nono, I mean the enemies

will all be able to use those

[jaunty path]

[hidden whale]

against YOU

[jaunty path]

You are not going to be okay korean man

[long sigil]

wtf

[jaunty path]

I will wack you with a microwave

[fiery wave]

Was supposed to crush said NPC and cause despair.

[long sigil]

[hidden whale]

danganronpa moment

[jaunty path]

[fiery wave]

Was like the brute general from memory of the villain's army or summthing.

Was supposed to be a boss we flee from as said NPC held it off.

Since I think the party only had lvl 2 spells then.

[long sigil]

give infantry lasgun dagger

and hope they remove lasgun recoil

[hidden whale]

hmm... blindness darkness web... not much good control at that level ;.;

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[earnest oyster]

make infantry lasgun fire at 1200rpm

[long sigil]

las machinegun

[jaunty path]

Didn't you know that light has a recoil?

[fiery wave]

We just burnt all slots on silvery barbs lul.

[long sigil]

too much recoil

[fiery wave]

DM just gave every class sorc rules on spellbook.

[hidden whale]

uhhh

so wizards and clerics dont get to exist anymore?

or maybe I dont understand

[fiery wave]

Even the wizard doesn't need to prepare spells.

You just have x slots a day.

[hidden whale]

ok nevermind

that completely breaks wizards

if you have a wizard at the table they're literally god, and theres no reason to play sorc

rip

[fiery wave]

Sorc can burn slots to get extra ninth lvl spell casts though.

[runic furnace]

What’s the difference between the Combat Axes? They got different names

[fiery wave]

We ran with a extended slot burn that goes to 9th lvl.

[hidden whale]

;.;

[fiery wave]

Burning ALL sub 9 slots at 20 gets 2 more ninth lvl.

[hidden whale]

your table made it to 20?? thats so rare

[stark bobcat]

Attack pattern and their stats. Iirc Rashad has a finesse stat while the others gets cleave targets in that spot

[fiery wave]

Before any other stuff.

[wooden creek]

Moveset and some minor stat mixups. Rashad gets higher Finesse where Antax gets higher Cleave, the uuuuh Achlys is somewhat better against Carapace but has a far more vertically smacking moveset compared to the other two

With the exception of its initial heavy attack, which is a horizontal blow

[fiery wave]

I mean, we had third party and homebrew rules for 'epic' lvls as well.

Also, the DM knew of our bs and knows said Wizard is really the brains of the party. I'm just the, I read all the books you allowed to make the most busted lazy thing I can type.

So cue skill monkey bard who literally is an annoyance at rolls.

When you can only fail religion rolls.

[storm ember]

Auric hi-int shauntlet was very relaxing!!! I had to clutch up against a burgle and 6 crushers :)

[lyric frigate]

LEST IN PEACE MY GRANNY SHE GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA

[urban dove]

I found what i was doing wrong, adding more metrics to rows doesn't show them, it just adds it to row order and then you drag that around and it only shows whatever is at the top of row order, weird way to do it but I understand now ig

[lyric frigate]

could be worse, remember there could always be a dh there

[storm ember]

Dont remind me of last time :(

[fiery wave]

That means you poked one.

[lyric frigate]

no. the smyker with his brain up his rectum did it.

dont ask me about the ascension riser incident.

[fiery wave]

If it did, just leave it to die.

[turbid jungle]

mfw barrel fire still does damage through toughness after 4 years

[drowsy lynx]

That does seem pretty confusing ngl lol

[lyric frigate]

makes teamkilling psykers easier

[storm ember]

Tbf fire would break anyone's composure

[drowsy lynx]

At least it's not launch fire that stripped all toughness on first tick

[lyric frigate]

not me im built different

[storm ember]

dude from avatar 3

[turbid jungle]

i would prefer launch fire to getting tick damaged because I dipped my toes in a little bit of barrel fire

[urban dove]

can probably make custom fields that show what you actually want to see, but if you want to see kills by enemy class (elite/special etc) you need to drag "Defender type" to the top of row order, by default it shows kill by attack type

very strange but i may be misunderstanding something about how it's suppsoed to work

[stark bobcat]

I mean fire does go through shields it's not like tiny bit of armor it going to stop the heat from burning your toes

It's not even fire barrels that are the problem

It's scab flamer backpacks exploding

[drowsy lynx]

Nice I'll have to try that later

[stark bobcat]

Still no idea why added that

[drowsy lynx]

Probably because they saw melee over performing by the numbers

(it's only because ammo economy is a bitch)

[storm ember]

Faith Meter is an awesome mod

[fiery wave]

I mean, what happens if you shoot a tank of combustive fuel?

[lyric frigate]

melee main society cant have nice things

[long sigil]

soon

limbus update

but darktide not

[turbid jungle]

fatshark when their horde shooter prioritizes something that requires no ammo

[long sigil]

why so swedish life look so good

[stark bobcat]

Is darktide a horde shooter?

[long sigil]

i hope they suffer

[stark bobcat]

You really aren't supposed to be shooting horde

[low blade]

40k fans when they see how much melee is in the setting

[drowsy lynx]

Horde slasher more like

[fiery wave]

Didn't blight alone tell you how much hate they have for melee?

[drowsy lynx]

Another flamer / new bolter L

[drowsy lynx]

And rot armor

[upbeat turtle]

hassan piker smiter of dogs

https://tenor.com/view/hasan-dog-hasan-piker-electrocuted-gif-2794498358389000074

[long sigil]

brown bolter is shit

need damage buff

[upbeat turtle]

damn it

[urban dove]

me when embed fail

[drowsy lynx]

And the plasma gunner event, and burster spam, and sniper spam

[lyric frigate]

i play martyr zealot i use that shit to my advantage

[lyric frigate]

arbitrator hasanius who shocked his cyber mastiff

[low blade]

They should give me and only me image perms

[fiery wave]

Rot hates all equally, maybe except DoTs.

[upbeat turtle]

FATSHARK GIVE ME A SECOND FLAMER MARK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[long sigil]

rot armor is shit fuck

[drowsy lynx]

Eh you get punished more for engaging in melee since they're melee elites and leave those damn clouds imo

Not that shooting them works well at all

[long sigil]

agh f it

me go sleep

[low blade]

He yanked his last cyber-mastiff back by the balancing tail, which anyone would tell you harms its

[upbeat turtle]

hassan specs into smite psyker and exclusively plays pox hound modifier missions

[lyric frigate]

i WILL bring rampage scum into havoc lobbies and YOU are gonna have to stop me from doing it

[jaunty path]

KILL SMYKERS

[fiery wave]

They'll soon walk up to you and your peashooter.

[jaunty path]

I want to see Hasan play Darktide

[lyric frigate]

GLADLY!

[jaunty path]

I want it to happen

I wonder how dudes like that stream for 12 hours a day

[lyric frigate]

gunbites with remote detonation

[low blade]

With other peoples content, usually

[upbeat turtle]

lawnmower go brrrrrr

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah right he does just sit there and watch and talk

[drowsy lynx]

Adult diapers

[upbeat turtle]

see that’s funny because they actually do that

[jaunty path]

I am interested.

[drowsy lynx]

You would be lmao

[jaunty path]

Listening

[fiery wave]

Bonus if it's rampaging. Bunch of unkillable rot crushers because you killed the hordes first.

[lyric frigate]

streaming is his job, he approaches it like that
also he's the yap about politics kind of streamer

[low blade]

Socialism means he gets rich off others labor the more richer he gets the more socialism it is

[drowsy lynx]

You may hear a brap or two

[jaunty path]

giant bowser

[upbeat turtle]

hasan uses brain burst whenever his dog leaves his room

then he gets another stray from the pound

[jaunty path]

I can be trusted with dangerous weapons

Okay if you had like a button that nuked the planet

would u press it

[blazing ibex]

Rampage scum do the large damage.

[jaunty path]

Rampage scum = fun arbitrator

[storm ember]

Shot the dreg captain on rolling steel and he flew off the train like a mario character

[storm ember]

Tbf stun arbitrator is just slow hive scum

[jaunty path]

ok

who would u prefer

arbitrator player

or inferno staff psyker

[storm ember]

i play both

[blazing ibex]

Me running straight at the rotten horde in rampage to fight them like Raiden fought Senator Armstrong

And somehow surviving.

[jaunty path]

Ur not safe im sorry to tell you this but by admitting to this you've marked yourself for death

[storm ember]

I dont run smite

[jaunty path]

at the very moment I'm writng your name one hundred times in the death note

[topaz roost]

is there any way without mods to play solo or with bots? Need to do the psyker achievement of the bridge

[storm ember]

No

[fair bridge]

nope

ask in #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[topaz roost]

[jaunty path]

nooooopppeeeeeeeeeeee

I think the prozac is working

I think i maysleep

huh

I'm saying a lot more violent things under my breath on prozac

God arbitrator is so cool I wish arbitrators were irl

[fiery wave]

That's called, picking dead servers like Australia or Japan at graveyard hours.

For them.

Pretty sure India and SEA is also dead at this hour.

[gloomy void]

Arbites son or flame staff psyker daughter

[rose pine]

Plate face kannot have kid.

I made sure of that. Do not need more shouter lex-bookies.

[topaz roost]

good idea xd

[jaunty path]

Flame staff daughter only if shes not fucking stupid

If she understands that m1 has god tier stagger then I happily own her

[gloomy void]

She’s a darktide player so stupid is likely

[rose pine]

She also plays league.

[jaunty path]

If arbitrator son throws games

He's going to boarding school

[lyric frigate]

the arbites has a 1 in 3 chance of having his head screwed on straight. psykers however need to be shot on sight

[long trench]

Does anyone know when the store will be updated ?

[jaunty path]

It just was

Today

[long trench]

I didn't see any new clothes at the commander's

[jaunty path]

Idk then

[uneven ermine]

Tomorrow

[languid hazel]

I chipped mah toof!

[gloomy void]

I meant player

[languid hazel]

Meowllo gaymers :3

[long trench]

and what exactly is unknown?

[fair bridge]

what?

[uneven ermine]

What?

[fiery wave]

Check again in like 14 hours.

[jaunty path]

What? - Hoe Jiden

[drowsy lynx]

That sucks better bust out the super glue lol

Maybe kitbash your new tooth a lil first idk

[languid hazel]

Bad mews, I think the tiny little sliver of toof that chipped off is in mah tummy meow :3

Good mews, it was a really really tiny sliver

:3

[drowsy lynx]

That is good mews lol

Gotta make sure you tell a dentist tho so it doesn't get that nurgle funk

[languid hazel]

Unfortunately no dentist in my state that I am aware of accepts my insurance

[drowsy lynx]

Well that's fucked

I need separate dental insurance where I'm at, but there's also the dental school if you're broke and don't have insurance (I have no idea how common having a nearby dental school is)

[lyric frigate]

still applies

i also meant the player

psykers do need to be shot on sight.

[languid hazel]

Why? D:

[rose pine]

Dems sparkeds are fine.

Just s'long as 'em dont be doing Platehead tings'.

Dems needs to be put on.. erh.. soup.. Thingies.

[drowsy lynx]

It's just good business

[gloomy void]

I just want to enjoy some darktide and my almost perfect run gets ruined by the game lagging right as a trapper spawns. Everyone running in place with no audio and then smash cut to me in a net

Thanks game. Guess I won’t play today

[nocturne bloom]

Glad thats never happened to me

[fiery wave]

We all know you want to be netted.

[nocturne bloom]

Are you offering

[tired inlet]

It's typically rotated every other Thursday

[tired inlet]

That's a client-server desynch; it's network issues.
But it could be anywhere along the backbone, not necessarily on Fatshark's end. You'd have to traceroute as a troubleshooting issue.

[nocturne bloom]

Glad thats never happened to me

[clever horizon]

Ol faithful is a terrible pickaxe skin
Please fatshark give me a good skin and I will buy it

[tired inlet]

I like the yellow one and the black eagle one

[clever horizon]

No

[tired inlet]

yes

[fiery wave]

That sounds like a lie. You want to be bound and shocked.

[nocturne bloom]

You offering

[tired inlet]

Hellraiser intensifies

[languid hazel]

Glad you’re saying it to Lamia and nyot me :3

[tired inlet]

Look into Rockcrusher -> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaapD7pzFZOv3biUufle72g-P-MWJydChb0Q&s

or the Emperor's Twin

[clever horizon]

SpongeBob tasting Gary's food gif

A pickaxe that looks like it does pickaxing

[fiery wave]

You seem new. Red likes that sort.

[tired inlet]

so does the Hell Priest of the Cenobites?

[fiery wave]

Are you saying you want it too? Sighs.

[languid hazel]

N-nyo…

[tired inlet]

ro~n

[fiery wave]

Still, it's that hour again.

[tired inlet]

4pm?

[gloomy void]

The trapper is to stinky for me to want her nets around me

Very stinky

[tired inlet]

ask not for whom the trapper traps; she traps for thee

[vague elm]

Guys I want to dark my Tide but I can't stop arcing my raider

Halp

Send defib

[turbid jungle]

prepare for an existence overritde

[upbeat turtle]

shocked like hassan’s dog

[nocturne bloom]

Ill take theirs too

[upbeat turtle]

i would post the gif but the mods hate fun

[fiery wave]

Is when the sus ppl get on and be weird.

[tired inlet]

because they're done with school

[vale yarrow]

I just got my first set of warhammer minis

c:

[limpid hull]

NICE

[upbeat turtle]

what minis

[vale yarrow]

I got a starter set that contains an astartes combat patrol and a tyranid combat patrol

Also picked up a couple codexes and some paint

[upbeat turtle]

what chapter you gonna paint em

(salamanders)

(you should totally paint them sallies)

[vale yarrow]

Good question, probably salamanders or something

[upbeat turtle]

YEAH

[vale yarrow]

I gotta do some looking and more lore stuff to figure out my favorites

[upbeat turtle]

(it’s definitely salamanders no need to do any more research)

[vale yarrow]

Vulcan
No bias there, no sir

[upbeat turtle]

i’m ver unbiased in my reccomendations

[vale yarrow]

Kinda wish hive fleets had bigger distinctions

[upbeat turtle]

really it’s only how they fight and that’s it

also wish we had some more cool special tyranids

all we have is old one eye

[vale yarrow]

Oh yeah I showed my mother and she immediately liked the nids
The nids take another one

[upbeat turtle]

does your mother perchance have weird mind powers and is often surrounded by people with weird mutations and abnormal skin colors

[vale yarrow]

She works in a lab so yes

[upbeat turtle]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but your mother is a genestealer cultist leader person (I forgot their names)

[vale yarrow]

I could've gotten a genestealer combat patrol

[upbeat turtle]

like legit genestealers or the funny little alien people with power tools

[vale yarrow]

Actual genestealers

[upbeat turtle]

neat

why’d you pick regular nids

[vale yarrow]

It was part of the starter pack, I could either spend 220 on space marines and nids or 340 on imperial guard and a baneblade

I really
Really wanted the tank
But, I spent a lot as it is

[upbeat turtle]

this is why I stick with joytoys

[vale yarrow]

This was in all honesty a stopgap while I figure out how to make my own models for use in a 3D printer

I just want to paint minis while I get everything else in order

[upbeat turtle]

shush are you trying to get killed

never speak those words anywhere near official warhammer servers

gw will send people to your house

[vale yarrow]

oh no
I told the GW guy at the warhammer store

am I gonna die?

[upbeat turtle]

he’s gonna show up in your room while your sleeping and do things that would make a drukhari gasp

what chapters are you familiar with already

[vale yarrow]

I'll recognize most by name but detailed lore is lost on me

[upbeat turtle]

same lowkey

I know bits and bawbles but everything is for the most part surface level

I could give you an ok retelling of the entire chronological timeline of warhammer since the war in heaven

that would be long and arduous tho

[vale yarrow]

I've been working on getting books
I'm mostly interested in the astra militarum

[upbeat turtle]

luv me guardsman

which regiments have you been looking at

[vale yarrow]

I like giving less popular regiments more attention so I have something to be mad about but like
There's so little that isn't cadia or death korps

[upbeat turtle]

that’s fr

and there are so many regiments that are infinitely more interesting than both of those

you could probably find some decent stuff on the armageddon steel legion

they’ve had like 3 wars

[vale yarrow]

I have an Armageddon section in the imperial guard codex I grabbed

I'll read it when I get the chance

[upbeat turtle]

also catachan are good too

pretty sure theyve gotta couple books as well

[heavy robin]

You guys excited for the krieg cosmetics to show up again this Thursday

[upbeat turtle]

no money

and also aren’t krieg in shop rn

[heavy robin]

Hmm

Don't think you got the joke

[upbeat turtle]

i’m sleep deprived so subtle satire will go right over my head rn

[grand terrace]

i keep seeing names "Harken" or "Skyv" are those common auto generated names?

[fiery wave]

The grey ones?

[tawny hearth]

probably, they added my surname to the game at one point weirds me out every time i see it

[heavy robin]

Grey/blue outfits

[turbid jungle]

GIVE IT UP FOR KRIEG NUMBER FOUR

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-ring-the-bell-ringing-bell-gif-16270849

Epic gif fail

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[fiery wave]

Blue ones are in the shop atm.

[heavy robin]

I think we're loosing the point of the joke lol

[turbid jungle]

I suggest we all go to fatshark headquarters and start shouting trapper quotes at them until they fix trapper

[inland mantle]

Even then that'll take 3 years to happen

[modest flume]

Ok..

Johnson

[nocturne bloom]

Simple solution guys, just kill the trapper

[tawny hearth]

The idea of like 10 Darktide players standing outside some building just mumbling the crazy ramblings of the trappers to themselves would at least be funny

[modest flume]

Well good, don't want to get hurt by the impact

[tawny hearth]

Lol if my name was that common it wouldn't weird me out

[modest flume]

I just cracked my back and it felt so good

Praise the Emperor for feelings

[modest flume]

Ok..

Smith

[delicate kite]

brace yourselves

arbites drip incoming

[gilded socket]

Huh

[drowsy lynx]

Like dis

[modest flume]

But why? They all do their jobs well honestly

Aquila just has the air of friendliness

[gilded socket]

Wuh

[knotty terrace]

Guess it’s gonna be a busy day in hel

[gilded socket]

Ough

[subtle pike]

Hey! New to the Discord and seasoned player of Darktide! Alright!

[sleek harness]

Dude you been in Discord since 2016

[grand sinew]

holy shit its toad

[subtle pike]

I have - I just don't use Discord a lot. I'm new to this Discord! 😆

[subtle pike]

💯

I see there is a lot on here - I need to look through it all. I would like to join a group and play a game together at some point. I think it would be fun to strategize. I usually keep my sound off and just join at random. Is there a section on here that is geared towards that? (Sorry for my ignorance - this is my first 5 minutes here)

[subtle pike]

😆

[tawny hearth]

there are looking for group channels on the left (lfg) where people find groups sometimes and i know some people form groups in this chat sometimes if its more impromptu

[modest flume]

Welcome!

[gilded socket]

Ough

[tawny hearth]

if you're on mobile they're in a dropdown menu and not just on the left i guess

[subtle pike]

👍

[subtle pike]

🥳

Yeah - I see the Vox Channels there (on desktop client) - looks cool. I can understand they're playing together based on the number of people there.

[sleek harness]

Maxine

[astral jungle]

Today I experienced plastic mutant again

[tawny hearth]

microplastics affect us all

[astral jungle]

Ye. But it’s always funny to see it in 144fps.

I didn’t pay much attention to it. But sometimes textures don’t load fast enough on the SSD

[knotty terrace]

Huh a plastic mutant?

What’s that?

[tawny hearth]

low level of detail model not updating so it looks really low detail and plastic like

because its the model for when you are far away from it (usually)

[gilded socket]

Fuckface