general-chat

[jaunty path]

real^

[tired steeple]

Except for when it makes your breath stink

[jaunty path]

I don't like that until its a girl burping in my face

[fallen tree]

yeah, a ward against those that may tempt you. i dont see anything wrong /s

[primal elk]

when a recipe calls for 1 clove of garlic it's 1 bulb

[light heron]

Wanna hug a girl so tight that her back pops just how she needs it again.

[arctic escarp]

this is what I get for leaving away chat for 1 minute

[fallen tree]

the best chiropractor in town

[light heron]

I wanna give beeg hugs again.
To someone that won't devolve into being... awful.

[jaunty path]

don't you agree

[arctic escarp]

no

[jaunty path]

Fucker.

Anyway

[fallen tree]

]]]]]]]]]

[jaunty path]

Chiropactors are scams

[fallen tree]

sorry cat aggro

[jaunty path]

Like its literally listed as pseudoscience on wikipedia

[fallen tree]

i saw one for a while, it felt okay for like 30 mins, my dad goes to one for years now and says it does wonders

but really.. nah

30mins after*

[visual vortex]

Just do physical therapy 🧠

[jaunty path]

All chiropactors do

[visual vortex]

You get baxk rubs and exercise

[jaunty path]

is

pop bubbles

thats it

[inland mantle]

Say less

[jaunty path]

go to a fucking massage clinic

[arctic escarp]

I mean its like cracking your neck

[light heron]

That requires moolah...

[primal elk]

you know what really grinds my gears? when i see ppl do that shit on animals

[arctic escarp]

you feel good and less stiff for awhile and thats it

[arctic escarp]

or kids

[little marten]

I will fix it

[fallen tree]

^

[primal elk]

it's like pleaseee fuckkk offff

[fallen tree]

nurgle has the midas touch

[little marten]

Oh bby bby

[light heron]

Hit my channeling points, boss man.

[jaunty path]

Kicks you in the balls

[light heron]

I'll kick you in the balls, ya' wazzock!

[jaunty path]

I'll remove yours

[fallen tree]

weezo

[light heron]

You better.

[quaint moss]

second try and i beat that weird goat fucker

[delicate kite]

noooooo

not my baby factory

[light heron]

"You got it, kid!"
-Doc Louis.

[quaint moss]

me shotting doc louis, for no particular reason (its going to be a low karma run)

[light heron]

D:

[jaunty path]

I eat babies

[quaint moss]

it had to be done

[light heron]

You eat berries and MUSHROOMS, you fool!

[quaint moss]

sasquatch pov: rdr

[light heron]

King shit.

[sage dragon]

Not ogyrn. he eat rats and crabs from streets!

[light heron]

True delicacies.
I envy the big'uns.

[sage dragon]

Want me to save you sum sah?

[light heron]

No, tah.
You need the strength.

[fallen tree]

mushrooms taste like dirt 😔

at least pig trotter doesnt taste like dirt, and it steps in mud

[sage dragon]

are there pigs still in 40k? Or is all grox?

[stuck wasp]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Porcine

[sage dragon]

thanks cacti, but also, yikes

perfect example of 40k grimdark

[civic otter]

Basically what we do but to a lesser extent

[sage dragon]

so think we will see anthing this friday?

thats supposed to be when GW newest reveal is going to be I think

[tacit geode]

For DT? Nah

It's a mini show

Though we will see the rest of the red corsairs that's good

[sage dragon]

who's dat?

[sage dragon]

I'm serious, who are the red corsairs?

[wooden creek]

It's a chaos warband nowadays

[visual vortex]

Yeah but back rub

[wooden creek]

Led by Huron Blackheart

[sage dragon]

got it. thank you!

[civic otter]

Renegade astartes, yeah

Badab homeworld

[tacit geode]

Space marine pirates

[light heron]

Stop tempting meee... it's not like need one... with my clicky-ass shoulders.

[stuck wasp]

d

[visual vortex]

I had rlly bad scoliosis

[fallen tree]

they're releasing darktide 2, the darkening. cant wait

[stuck wasp]

2 Dark 2 Tide

[visual vortex]

Went to physical therapy for one day and they basically fixed a 3 year developing scoliosis

Felt so good

[light heron]

Motherflarker.
Ya' gonna get me...

[civic otter]

I've eaten a back injury when i used to powerlift but i got off lucky i guess, nothing wrong nowadays

I think microfractures in your bones cause them to get stronger anyhow

[visual vortex]

Man when they fixed by back all the muscles were grouped around my spine in super hard knots that were like pebbles 🫁

[sage dragon]

Really hope we don't have to wait until March to hear something from FS

[visual vortex]

We gotta wait a yesr

Year

[fallen tree]

ive got a mild scoliosis, i can imagine the relief you felt is otherworldly

[visual vortex]

They also do thus rlly cool move

[tacit geode]

To hear stuff? Nah but for content probably yeah

[visual vortex]

Where they make like a karate chop with both hands and press the flat part of your hand into your spine and push down

[sage dragon]

great

[tacit geode]

Once every 3 months don't change for the new year baby

[fallen tree]

that sounds great, but im kinda massage aversive, i couldnt tell you why. people touching me gives me the ick

[stuck wasp]

There is that dev Blog they mentioned last time about the 2025 recap + some setting of what would come in 2026

[fallen tree]

im glad you get relief!

[visual vortex]

Im touch sensitive too but when it felt that good id let them rub my back again

[sage dragon]

they may have forgotten. Maybe we remind them. Politely of course.

and also ask what our total level of "atonement" was for the last event

[fallen tree]

im happy for you, and hopefully im the same if iseek the same treatment. is it just temporary relief i guess?

[visual vortex]

The relief stays if you keep the exercises they give gou

[stuck wasp]

Nothing really say that they've forgotten it, it wasn't promised as coming before the end of the year

[visual vortex]

Chiropractors probably have more temp relief

[somber stream]

What if Call of Duty

But Anime

[sage dragon]

UGH

[fallen tree]

oh okay haha thats my downfall tbh. you better keep up with your exercises >:)

[visual vortex]

They already did that but with ai in BO7 or 8

[fallen tree]

yeah isnt that bo7

[somber stream]

Oh shit?

[visual vortex]

I get heating pad for back that i lie on

[fallen tree]

we take drugs, bad guy big

[somber stream]

Still not anime

I'm talking

[visual vortex]

They have anime banners from ai in the game

[somber stream]

Big honkas chonkas bazookas anime girls fighting evil Russians

[fallen tree]

you think the bad guys would be big honka chonkas? thats the problem

reality tho, it would be so painful joining a company you grew up loving only to produce ai slop

[fallen tree]

same with halo tbh, they kinda went haywire

[somber stream]

"Shizuka-chan, use the FIM-92 Stinger to bring down that generic evil Russian bad guy on the copter!"

Halo is dead, what you're seeing rn is a skinwalker

[fallen tree]

Wakarimashita! -launch-

i mean i lan'd halo 1 multiplayer, yeah, halo is dead and truly a skinwalker. heck, i played marathon on lan to all ends, and that was before halo

[somber stream]

Get shot at by 20mm autocannon with APHE during the entire cutscene but somehow didn't get hit at all and bring down the chopper

[fallen tree]

thats the plot armour i truly love and adore

anyway, im sorry to all players who have to experience marathon as it releases soon. it used to be so cool..

[delicate kite]

YOU EAT BABIES

[jaunty path]

yea

they taste good

[timber elk]

I’m tired

I will not elaborate

[jaunty path]

Hope you feel better soon

[astral jungle]

I noticed that hivescum gets better to play when you unlock more talents.

At first I was really struggling when it was launched.

[jaunty path]

Yeeeeeeeeep

The dodge is insane

[astral jungle]

I love it.

[astral basin]

I feel like i smell like dog and ass
Separately
I need a shower

[jaunty path]

Are you a girl

[astral jungle]

Or a g.i.r.l.

[somber stream]

I'm a grill

[astral jungle]

Ay yoo. Gimme rib fingers with Texan honey glaze.

[somber stream]

Never said i was a Smart Grill™

[jaunty path]

Licht

u r

[astral jungle]

I’ll just take grilled rib fingers

[jaunty path]

our grilling servitor

[astral jungle]

[jaunty path]

I want taco

[somber stream]

Even in death i still serve

[fringe anchor]

Wild how the best havoc modifiers are just game crashing simulator

[timber elk]

Wild how bored I am of darktide now

After playing dead space with how smooth and stable it run.

[jaunty path]

Mhm

No shame in playing a non frustrating game.

[timber elk]

It’s not really frustrating more of the fact I can barely play it without it crashing

Or disconnecting

[twin flower]

Were you playing the remake

[timber elk]

Yes

And the og

[twin flower]

Noice

[timber elk]

And dead space 2

It’s just darktide is super frustrating to playing with how shit performance is

[fringe anchor]

so real

[timber elk]

My fucking toaster runs better than this shit

[twin flower]

Thats fair, I've reached my DarkTide burnout as well

[timber elk]

And that’s from 1998

Sorry but a trench map and a new class isn’t gonna keep me around

[lyric frigate]

hello guys

[fringe anchor]

Its a failure when vermintide plays better and is more stable when it was released in 2018

[timber elk]

I rather watch two rats eat cheese than sit and watch error code 2003 or 2023 over and over again

[twin flower]

el rata

[timber elk]

Like seriously

Fuck you

Wait hold on

[lyric frigate]

even that fuckass metal gear 3 remake from last year runs better than darktide

[twin flower]

Obese Shork

[lyric frigate]

optimization went out the window to make space for cosmetics it seems

[timber elk]

Nope

I got nothing else

Just fuck you

[fringe anchor]

trappers are broke still, game crashes every 10 minutes, you get DC'd because of stupid modifiers, the De-rank system is just garbage and maelstroms are just boring.

oh and every weapon has to be awful

[timber elk]

You mean pox bursters?

[fringe anchor]

bursters too

[quaint moss]

mmmmm cheese🍔

[timber elk]

Like I have never been this frustrated with a game like this before

And that says something because I put a shit ton of hours into destiny 2

[twin flower]

Went back to For Honor for a bit since it was a topic like a few days ago

also knights

[lyric frigate]

i have 1000 hours in destiny 2, quality is an alien concept to me

[timber elk]

oh geez that’s a good idea. Trade shit for even more shit.

[lyric frigate]

but eh

the game is fun so ill play it

[timber elk]

Like that ain’t the biggest change in your life

[jaunty path]

play tf2

[timber elk]

OH NU MATE THIS GAME IS GREAT

[lyric frigate]

PLAY THE ENTIRE PROJECT MOON GAME TRILOGY IN RELEASE ORDER.

[timber elk]

YUS SWINGS SWARDS ROUND LIKE LIONHEART

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

that and well Bannerlord

[lyric frigate]

AND READ THE SUPPLEMENTAL WEBNOVELS.

[twin flower]

I have a medieval itch atm lmao

[quaint moss]

for honorn't was probably a mistake

[jaunty path]

I got for honor for free

[twin flower]

same lmao

[timber elk]

We both do but why the hell would you pick for honor instead of kingdom come deliverance?

[quaint moss]

i have no honor

[fringe anchor]

godforbid the thunder hammer hits harder than a shitty crowbar

[lyric frigate]

still wouldnt play it if you gave it to me for free

[twin flower]

idk, i kinda dont like it

[delicate kite]

i am yes

[timber elk]

Or fuck anything else related to medieval history where I have more fun paying the peasantry taxes than playing darktide at the moment

[lyric frigate]

korean gamblingslop is more fun than pub aurics

[twin flower]

gambool

[lyric frigate]

i have more fun on roblox even

[quaint moss]

someone explained the lore of for honor to me, and i was like wow.... thats interesting

[timber elk]

vomits

[timber elk]

also vomits to that

[quaint moss]

apparently it takes place in modern day or some shi

[lyric frigate]

i play like, one game, that's genuinely made with effort

that one's good

[twin flower]

i dont even know the for honor lore lmao

[delicate kite]

is that Kellogs Van Helix guy from rogue trader

[lyric frigate]

no thats lei heng from limbus company

[quaint moss]

probably better that way

[jaunty path]

Do you smell rank

[lyric frigate]

[timber elk]

I hope the fuck not it doesn’t

[delicate kite]

i smell like rice and fried chicken breasts with garlic salt and some sweat

[jaunty path]

Are you asian.

[twin flower]

also I got invited to try Deadlock

I have yet to play it tho

[timber elk]

Because if I find out some how ubishit combined R6S, assassins creed and for honor together I’m gonna furiously shit and piss myself

[jaunty path]

same

[twin flower]

another hero shooter but by Valve

My brother seems to like it a lot

might try it later

[quaint moss]

oh no, i hope my lock isnt dead
dead isnt locked

[timber elk]

That shit would probably be the worst lore ever in history

[lyric frigate]

it's like league of legends and ow2 had a baby and valve was its foster family

[twin flower]

deading my lock

[lyric frigate]

its as shit as i made it sound

[twin flower]

idk, the executions are funny

did you see the one about Adam jesus christ

[lyric frigate]

the what now

[delicate kite]

yes

[timber elk]

No because I don’t play weebs honor

[delicate kite]

i am also a 90% african american

[twin flower]

Deadlock

[jaunty path]

lol

[twin flower]

Not for honor

[timber elk]

Exactly. Weebs honor.

[twin flower]

Weeabos

[quaint moss]

shugoki big boi

[twin flower]

I was a Cent boi before I left

[timber elk]

Because I meet the worst neck breads playing for honor and suddenly they seem to know everything about the scotlands blood lines

[twin flower]

[lyric frigate]

being a weeb for scotland

[twin flower]

one more reason to always just turn off VC

[somber viper]

Guys I got a question. If you put 2 minis back to back on a base it still count as 1 ?

[lyric frigate]

is a bit eccentric

[timber elk]

And I’m part Scottish and I somehow offended myself because I’m a cunt

[jaunty path]

it's not hard to meet adolf hitler in those sorta games unfortnately

[lyric frigate]

i was in scotlang once

loved it its so pretty

[timber elk]

Jesus Christ am I just a hater right now

Darktide got me angry

[jaunty path]

Let the hate consume you

Kill Everyone.

[twin flower]

consoom

[timber elk]

Like holy fuck I just wanna strangle the games neck

[jaunty path]

[amber delta]

imagine getting mad at a video game

[timber elk]

Just grab it’s digital soul and squeeze the life out of its neck

[timber elk]

YES

[lyric frigate]

is darktide's playercount like, dying

or smth

[twin flower]

uhh

[timber elk]

Last time I check it was 15 thousand players

[twin flower]

I heard it peaked at 16k recently

[timber elk]

Fuuuuuuuucccck

[lyric frigate]

so we're dead

ok

[twin flower]

i mean

[amber delta]

yes

it's dying

until next update

[timber elk]

And we lost titanfall 2 for this

[twin flower]

how much is a lot

[amber delta]

when it will revive again

then die again

[lyric frigate]

curse of live service

[amber delta]

endless process of death and rebirth

[timber elk]

ALL HAIL GRAND UNCLE

[amber delta]

just as grandfather intended

[timber elk]

makes a shit emperors text to speech joke

[timber elk]

I dont think even Nurgle would make a game about stagnation like darktide

[delicate kite]

We need an Orktide game

Darktide reskin with orks

[timber elk]

We have that already

[quaint moss]

Uncle Grandpa

[timber elk]

Space marine 1

[delicate kite]

Old game but damn was it good

[timber elk]

It’s on gamepass again right now

[twin flower]

Better than 2

[quaint moss]

Get off my ship space marine

[amber delta]

midmarine 2

[delicate kite]

I didn't like space marine 2 mainly because tyranids are boring

[twin flower]

I aint done with you yet sponk marine!

[timber elk]

A VENGEANCE LAUNCHER?

[lyric frigate]

should i even care about the playercount

[delicate kite]

Year when sm2 came our we had:
Starship troopers
Helldivers 2

[timber elk]

sounds promising

[twin flower]

Vengeance Launcher?

[quaint moss]

played 2, hadnt played the first. Final thoughts the game is way way to short

[twin flower]

Real

[timber elk]

Sounds promising

[twin flower]

Cmpaign was okay I guess

[timber elk]

Also don’t forget the fact for some fucking reason Titus unrealisticly screams ATTACK🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[delicate kite]

500 cigaretes

[quaint moss]

which is weird for a warhammer game, most of there games are filled with random shit

[delicate kite]

Spare 3 men

[twin flower]

Im generally the type that enjoys playing games at max difficulty but oh boi, did space marine 2 just have unsatisafyingly max difficult hardness

[amber delta]

Titus should do the dawn of war sergeant scream

[timber elk]

Speaking of unfair difficultly

[quaint moss]

the only hard part is thag it made my fps tank in the more recent updates

[timber elk]

I was recently playing god of war. Give me god of war difficulty and holy shit it’s a unbalanced mess

Literally everything one shots you in the early to mid-game

And your weak as fuck

[amber delta]

what kind of god of war fan are you

[timber elk]

God of war 1-3

Platinums all of them

[amber delta]

based

[quaint moss]

i like em all never finished any of em

[timber elk]

I enjoy god of wars 2 difficulty but holy shit was god of war Norse bullshit

[quaint moss]

i get like quarter to half way through in a sitting then would just forget about it :>

[amber delta]

sony walking sim

[timber elk]

Like you got cannon fodder enemies immediately leveling up themselves as soon as your kicking their asses

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[timber elk]

Enemies that have a bullshit Ability applying poison to weaken you and to increase the enemy level

[twin flower]

Its fun tho

[timber elk]

FUCK NO IT ISNT

[twin flower]

WEAK 🫵

[timber elk]

ITS SHIT GAME DESGIN

[quaint moss]

i like the remakes, the difficulty makes zero sense though
like hmmmm🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 lets make the enemies 3 levels higher than you XD
still beat it, and it was one of the better god of wars

[timber elk]

Why the fuck am I enjoy getting my ass kicked more in god of war 2 than I am in god of war remake!?

[twin flower]

I remember doing all the easier side quests just so I can move forward on the hardest diff on GoW

[quaint moss]

same

its so fuckin fun

[amber delta]

remake? u mean norse gow?

[timber elk]

Yeah

[quaint moss]

since most of the side quest in the first remake are you helping the dead

you get so much funnt and depressing story telling

[twin flower]

my man 🤝

[timber elk]

Until your stuck with dealing 3 witches that are sponges for some reason

[quaint moss]

like a bandit captain who was betrayed by his son yada yada

[twin flower]

I liked the GoW 2017 more

Raganarok felt a bit rushed

[timber elk]

I only play ragnorok for the rogue lite

Shit is fun and I don’t have to deal with the RPG shite

[amber delta]

I didnt play any of them because I dont like Sony

[quaint moss]

for me it was a lil difficult at first since i didn't attempt it at normal first, a lot of it came to the gear that you were using and making sure to switch tatics for each enemy

FUCK THE WEREWOLFS

[twin flower]

Waghwolfs

[timber elk]

And fuck the bridge ambush

[quaint moss]

with a axe

[amber delta]

except kpop demon hunters, sony should do more of that

[twin flower]

Yeah those guys are annoying

Lmao

[twin flower]

Me definitely did not watch it 4 times when it came out

[timber elk]

I’ll stick with my Greek saga

[twin flower]

my girl dragged me to watch but it was actually better than i thought

and this is coming from someone that dont know anything about kpop

[timber elk]

I haven’t watched it

[amber delta]

I dragged my girl to watch and I liked it more than she did

[twin flower]

lmao noice

[timber elk]

I just assumed it was gonna be like that one red panda movie

That also had kpop in it

[amber delta]

turning red?

[twin flower]

ehh

[timber elk]

I think that what it’s called

[amber delta]

I only know that movie from memes

[timber elk]

It was horrible

Like really weird horrible

[amber delta]

but looking at the main characters horrible bean shaped face

was enough

[timber elk]

Something about the women in the family Turning into a red panda for some strange reason

[amber delta]

to turn me away

[timber elk]

And the grandmother is hating on her granddaughter I think?

I don’t know I was high when I watched it

I was given some edibles for my anxiety one night and I saw turning red and figured why not

Shit was turning weird fast

[twin flower]

only reason i know that cuz was my cousins were watching it

[amber delta]

so she was embarassed of turning into the panda and her friends told her that twerking is an empowering activity that will help fight the shame

[twin flower]

lmaao

[quaint moss]

"IM GREEK
[all of it redacted for viewer pleasure]"
is all i think when i see Olympus kratos

[twin flower]

yeah its fuckin weird aint it

[timber elk]

I strangely don’t even remember that part and you would think I would with how shit the movie was

[amber delta]

I am possibly making this up but I heard that someone made her twerk

[timber elk]

Than again like I said I was high so it’s probably for the best

[twin flower]

i actually dont mind the branching myths, i think it was pretty cool

tho i wish more of the writing for it was done by the one that did GoW 2017

[quaint moss]

oh do you not know ball?

[twin flower]

I prefer his storytelling better compared to the one that did Ragnarok

oh uhh

maybe not

[timber elk]

I wouldn’t be surprised since they had she-hulk twerk

God that show was horrible

Like I wanted my strong. 4th wall breaking she-hulk

[twin flower]

was alrready put off by the trailer

then again the last MCU I watched was Avengers endgame

and maybe like the Marvel What ifs

[timber elk]

Not….hating on hulk himself who was trying to help her and twerking with Megan stallion or whatever her name is

[amber delta]

we could have a sexy deadpool counterpart

[elder merlin]

[amber delta]

but instead we got whatever the fuck that was

[timber elk]

No that would require giving the reins to Ryan

Also don’t forget captain marvel which…..uhhhh….i don’t even remember anything of that show

Wait how did I even remember that show existed?

[amber delta]

captain marvel or ms marvel

[timber elk]

I think it’s ms marvel

[amber delta]

captain marvel didnt have a show i dont think

yeah didnt watch that

[twin flower]

didnt she have one about the other marvels

[amber delta]

I barely watchd any mcu shows

[twin flower]

cant remember, didnt watch it either

[quaint moss]

captain marvin

[twin flower]

The uhh

[timber elk]

I don’t know I don’t really care at this point

[twin flower]

one about Loki was alright

other than that tho, nah

[amber delta]

but arent u excited for avengers doomsday

[twin flower]

I dont like the other mcu shows either

[amber delta]

all your favourite actors are returning

[timber elk]

Wandavsion was ok

[amber delta]

for one last adventure

[twin flower]

Yeah I hear good things about Wandavision

[amber delta]

wandavision was pretty cool for the first half

[twin flower]

have yet to watch

[amber delta]

then it shat the bed

[timber elk]

The punisher with Jon brenthol is pretty good

Dude is a great actor

[jaunty path]

What is it even about

[timber elk]

It’s about Wanda dealing with the loss of vision

[trail bramble]

Wanda goes nuts because of vision dying so she warps reality to pretend that everything is okay

[jaunty path]

From the fairly odd parents?

[amber delta]

wanda makes a fake world where she is with vision to cope with her loss

[trail bramble]

it's kinda half an adaptation of House Of M, strangely enough

[twin flower]

Yeah.. totally

[timber elk]

Which is a pretty good dealing with grief story until for some reason they made it extremely weird with her teacher (which I don’t even remember her name) came in and than had a white version of vision

[jaunty path]

Oh

[amber delta]

agatha or whatever

[jaunty path]

so its an imaginary coping mechanism?

[timber elk]

Since Wanda can warp reality yeah

Like keep in mind. Wanda died in infinity war. Was brought back in endgame

So she literally saw vision died by thanos. Died. Than came back

So she was mentally fucked at that point

[amber delta]

and lets not forget how this show gave us possibly the most tone deaf line in mcu, when it turned out wanda enslaved entire town of people and had them in constant mental agony so they could be her puppets pretending to live in their fake world, and when she finally released them, some chick told her "they'll never know what you sacrified for them"

like ???

bitch was torturing them and they acted like it was some heroic act

[quaint moss]

🍔

[jaunty path]

lmao

well

time to get 4 hours of sleep

[twin flower]

bro eepy

[timber elk]

I would be too if we are hating on marvel and darktide

Than again I can’t hate marvel rivals with DEADPOOL SHOWING UP IN A FEW DAYS🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[cosmic burrow]

Id play thor or hulk if i would play marvel rivals

[timber elk]

turns into a magik main, rage quits.

[cosmic burrow]

?

Like i dont follow the game at all

[amber delta]

is shehulk in rivals

[timber elk]

Magik is a duelist character that everyone rage quits on for some reason

[cosmic burrow]

Ah

[twin flower]

dont think so?

[cosmic burrow]

Smite sussano be like

[timber elk]

She is a very heavy combo character like doomfist from overwatch and is a dive character

[twin flower]

then again i dont play it either

[quaint moss]

pain

[timber elk]

So if you wanna get your picks. You need to get your combos and cooldowns on the dot. Other wise your a shit magik main

[timber elk]

And no she’s not. But we have Deadpool showing up on the 16th

[cosmic burrow]

In hero shooters i always played tank

[timber elk]

I play venom

[cosmic burrow]

In ow it was roadhog. in paladins khan raum, MAKOA, nyx and atlas

[timber elk]

There he is officer. The hog main.

[elder merlin]

Did it twice in the comics, just rewrote the timelines

[marsh iris]

hoggin it

[cosmic burrow]

Heh

I had ow1 on disc

[timber elk]

Oh that’s even worse!!!!

[elder merlin]

Yeah, what was it, she made it so there were no more mutants and then there was the House of M timeline, so she could have her children back

But this was the whole planet being rewritten

Not just a small town

[timber elk]

K. So fuck Logan and everyone else I guess

And everyone thinks magneto is a asshole

[cosmic burrow]

But in tf2 engi main till the end of time

[twin flower]

wrench boi

i liked my pyro

cuz spies

[timber elk]

Wait I’m sorry but this doesn’t happen to be the same writer for injustice Superman right Paul?

[elder merlin]

Believe me, i was so confused after not paying attention to X-Men after the animated series, picking up a house of M comic and flippin to a random page to see Wolverine in bed with Mystique and toyman sentinels flying around everywhere

[timber elk]

Because everyone understands just how shit injustice is

[elder merlin]

Who knows

[quaint moss]

i like venom

[elder merlin]

I wish Venom was a melee oriented character

[cosmic burrow]

I did not play marvel rivals

[quaint moss]

not because his emote, thats a plus

[timber elk]

He is

Well

Somewhat

[elder merlin]

I also wish i liled Hulk, but i hate his need to be jumping constantly and abilities

[twin flower]

where he throws it back?

[quaint moss]

him and Thor

[timber elk]

Oh I twerk my ass on everyone I kill and dive on

[elder merlin]

How? His main attack is ranged tentacles

I pretty much only play Ben and Emma

[timber elk]

I throw it back on the supports after diving them and killing them. Venom style.

[elder merlin]

I tried Thor a couple times, feels so weird to me

[quaint moss]

QUICK SOLIDER
THROW IT BACK
whatever yoy say capem💥 🕺 💥

[timber elk]

VENOM WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT!?

we are throwing it back cap!

[quaint moss]

i think he like weirdly good at killing healer, i havent played in like a year

[elder merlin]

Ben can kill healers fairly easily too

I play him like a psuedo diver

[quaint moss]

im also writing like a mummy because im on my phone and tired

[timber elk]

Until Ben gets caught tunnel visioned

Than there’s not much to do to help Mr Grimm out

[elder merlin]

Im usually fairly level headed, only jump at healers when i can still be healed by my own

[quaint moss]

uncle ben?

[timber elk]

Ben Grimm

Aka

[twin flower]

Crimson spoider?

[timber elk]

The thing we are talking about

[elder merlin]

The Thing

[timber elk]

You know?

[elder merlin]

Its clobberin time

[timber elk]

The thing with the thing

[twin flower]

Oh

why's he called that again

[timber elk]

Because here’s the thing right

[elder merlin]

Also i love that Venom skin coming in the new pass, but i hate playing him

[twin flower]

Spare me 🤣

[elder merlin]

Also i wonder if i should buy the pass with the ultron skin, before it goes away

[timber elk]

But wait, I gotta explain this thing to you

[elder merlin]

Also Ororo looks fucking amazing as always too

[quaint moss]

well thats the thing

[timber elk]

Holy fuck! No way!

[quaint moss]

[timber elk]

[elder merlin]

Still mad her and T'Challa broke up

[twin flower]

you lost me at the thing

could you tell me again

[elder merlin]

Such dogshit on the writers part

[timber elk]

Okay so it all started with the thing

[twin flower]

mhm mhm

[timber elk]

And there was this thing

That happened with this other thing

[quaint moss]

ima eep XD, my jokes have reached there lows

[twin flower]

what that thing do

[quaint moss]

read

[timber elk]

Well it does this certain thing

[quaint moss]

sit

read

[twin flower]

oh, and then it did the thing?

[timber elk]

Yeah! Than it does this other thing with another thing

Than become another issue of a thing

[twin flower]

te thing with the thing that does the thing?!

im getting it now

[timber elk]

Yeah than we were told to deal with the thing

[twin flower]

but how'd the thing do that thing that did the other thing

[timber elk]

Shit that’s the thing of it. I don’t know.

[twin flower]

damn

youre gonna hvae to go back from the top

[timber elk]

It just became its own thing

Fuck I am too tired for this

I’m going to bed

[elder merlin]

Im gonna beat the both of you, @timber elk @twin flower

[timber elk]

No you won’t because I’m going to bed

[quaint moss]

the thing named slimpback

[elder merlin]

[crisp yoke]

Good morning comrades

[astral basin]

Good night, my sworn enemies

Hey, wait why is that Frenchman so small?

[crisp yoke]

I’m not French!

How dare you insult me with such a vile creature

[marsh iris]

he's napoleon born-apart

[lusty estuary]

a krieger should take pride in their french origins

[thick coyote]

Bone appetite

[astral basin]

Hes from WEST Krieg, not like those vile EAST kriegers

Wait

The man is lying to us

Hes wearing their uniform

theres a spy

[amber delta]

[marsh iris]

[lyric frigate]

[astral basin]

Seigg no not in the licensed server

We cant go to hell if were already there

So move

Relax

Begin

[lavish nacelle]

They should release a new faction but make it more evil than all the others combined

[astral basin]

Look at this nerd

Man has never heard of Tyranids

[marsh iris]

tyranids not evil

just plain hungry

[astral basin]

Evil is subjective

[amber delta]

let's call this faction Erebus

[astral basin]

Then being anathema to existence in general puts them above the petty squabbling of the rest of the 40 K universe

Like even orcs can be broken down to not be evil if we just say they are fighty lil lads
which we usually do
They are indeed extremely cruel though

[lavish nacelle]

More evil than Tyranids

Super evil

[twin flower]

Imperium? 🤔

[astral basin]

Imperium is the evil of logistics
And. Being human.

[amber delta]

how can imperium be evil if they have saints

[wintry steeple]

how can they be marines if theyre not in the water

[crisp yoke]

Shut up I’m trying to steal their breads

[astral basin]

Catholic history goes hard just sayin

[crisp yoke]

Also I couldn’t find a good pfp

[earnest oyster]

how can chaos be evil if they have marines

surely they would know better

[lavish nacelle]

Fellow Kriegsman

[amber delta]

why would they know better

[crisp yoke]

^w^

[astral basin]

Marine
Water
Navy
Ships
Ship in sky? Eh still ship
Navy infantry? Marines
Marines on planes on boats
Now boats in space
SPACE MARINES

[lavish nacelle]

We lowkey best Imperium choice

[crisp yoke]

:3

[earnest oyster]

they are made from emperor's SEED

[amber delta]

idk about emperor's but my seed is not very smart

[somber stream]

I need 5 packs of smoke and 10 bottle of booze

[astral basin]

Licht is german. The 10 bottles of booze is a non question

5 packs of smokes? Now im questioning

[lavish nacelle]

Just made friends with a twink Kriegsman

[crisp yoke]

EH!?

I ain’t a twink

[earnest oyster]

the smoking is questionable German, more French behavior

[somber stream]

Working with Asian is bad for my mental health, the smoke is to help cope

[lavish nacelle]

You sure

[astral basin]

Drink tea

[lavish nacelle]

They should add dogs to WH40K like K-9 units for the Space Marines

[obtuse oak]

the french also smoke less than they used to. i would say it belongs to the balkanites now

[earnest oyster]

how are there even dogs in 40k, i thought they turned servitors into k9 units

[obtuse oak]

what, like... human servitors?

[earnest oyster]

balkan breakfast = coffee and cigs

i heard

[obtuse oak]

exactly

i have a bulgarian friend who wakes up like that every day

[earnest oyster]

LOL

[obtuse oak]

it's also pretty classic for italians, cigarette and a shot of espresso

but im pretty sure the balkanites smoke more than the rest of europe by now

[fallen tree]

they make unprocessed fruit/veg/bread look so good, olive oil too

[crisp yoke]

Yes, I’m straight

[fallen tree]

cant speak about the cigs

[crisp yoke]

I’m just small

[lavish nacelle]

Funnily enough I got the K-9 idea cause I was about to call you “the Emperor’s goodest boy”

[amber delta]

italians start with cig and espresso, balkans start with cig and depresso

[earnest oyster]

im just pondering with the corpse starch and all how would a doggo even survive that long

[obtuse oak]

i had pretty decent breakfast in my north macedonia hotel. the only weird thing was the amount of extremely salty white cheese

[crisp yoke]

. . . I don’t know how to feel about being called that. . .

[obtuse oak]

plenty of scavenging to go around in a hive city.

[fallen tree]

i get insane caffeine withdrawal headaches so i had to stop outright

[trail bramble]

mmmmmm feta
mmmmmm haloumi

[obtuse oak]

no, no. i know feta and haloumi. this was something else

[lavish nacelle]

Is he the Emperor’s favorite Bulgarian?

[fallen tree]

going travelling to places so close to home sounds so blissful

[amber delta]

I know the white cheese you speak of

it's peak

[lavish nacelle]

Hear me out, the Blood Ravens Primarch came from Romania

[obtuse oak]

living in europe is OP when it comes to holiday destinations yeah

so many amazing places to visit right around the corner lol

[earnest oyster]

they'd need a big ogryn to protect them from all the big bad hivescum

[twin flower]

Magnus is from Romania? 🤔

[lavish nacelle]

Yes

Since they’re always stealing

[fallen tree]

i am a huge history buff. id be the guy to visit all castles and churches 😔

[lavish nacelle]

Romanian space marines

[fallen tree]

or take photos of moss, lol

[crisp yoke]

Anyways I’m back from my confusion

[fallen tree]

which i did in jp

[earnest oyster]

i feel like those are THE places to vist

[obtuse oak]

same. though im just a hobbyist when it comes to history. my girlfriend studied ancient greek and latin and knows an ungodly amount about the roman republic. walking with her along the forum romanum was EXTREMELY interesting

[crisp yoke]

Still don’t know what to feel but that dosent matter soooo

[obtuse oak]

she knew the origin and purpose of every ruin

[lavish nacelle]

The Emperor’s goodest boy returns

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[earnest oyster]

not some high rise buildign # 200 tourist trap lmao

[crisp yoke]

…..I still don’t know how to feel now….

I feel confused

[fallen tree]

i can only imagine. that sounds like a great date location for sure

[lavish nacelle]

I could put you in my pocket and we’d be twice the Kriegsman per Kriegsman

[obtuse oak]

there was another family walking in front of us and after we finished the walk, the dad turned out to be another dutchman and turned around to thank my girlfriend for the impromptu guided tour LOL

he had been listening along

[crisp yoke]

I’m not that small…

[fallen tree]

my ex friends hated the japanese shrine visits. while i get they're somewhat simliar, i still appreciated every one the same

thats more what i mean, appreciate every thing

[obtuse oak]

and rome also has beautiful churches

but still the best thing i saw in italy was pompeii

that shit will actually blow your mind

it is SO well preserved

[lavish nacelle]

Kamarade we are twice the Kriegsman per Kriegsman

muffled happy cheer

[obtuse oak]

they found hollows in the dense ash layers that had been spaces occupied by humans and even dogs and they filled those holes with plaster while they were excavating the place

so you'll be standing in an only half-collapsed roman bakery and there's a plaster cast of a person on the floor with their hands over their head

[fallen tree]

pompeii would probably be one of the most surreal visits, maybe that with the french catacombs? im sure theres plenty others

[obtuse oak]

the pose in which they died

fucking insane

[lavish nacelle]

They should make laser weapons that one shot Space Marines and give them to Kriegsman and send them to fight Chaos and Traitor Marines

[obtuse oak]

whole walls with nearly intact frescoes

legible latin graffiti everywhere

[ripe tangle]

I’d like to see Pompeii one day

[fallen tree]

the old school graffiti is so sick ngl

[amber delta]

I think those are lascannons

[ripe tangle]

too bad I’m poor

[obtuse oak]

bucket list item for sure

[earnest oyster]

imagine doing the dirty in front of your pc, dying, and some historian discovers your frozen corpse 1000 years later
and some guys are shitposting for years about it lmao, that's worse than death

[fallen tree]

i'd like to see venice before it all sinks

[lavish nacelle]

Holy Battle sister can we siege another planet for 1000+ years

[amber delta]

I'd like to see Agartha

[lavish nacelle]

Cornball

[ripe tangle]

iirc and I’m not sure if it’s right or not but I remember reading that Itaky has more cultural and historical sites per square km than any other country

which is interesting in it’s own right

[earnest oyster]

guards seize him, he knows too much

[obtuse oak]

they actually just finished building new water defenses

to keep the laguna from flooding

ofc dutch companies helped them build it 💪 hell yeah

[lavish nacelle]

muffled yes sir! blaster sounds

[fallen tree]

you've given my dream new hope. i take it the dutch deal with flooding a lot? dont they live on a delta or smth

[lavish nacelle]

Guys I have such an amazing idea

[crisp yoke]

Yippe

[obtuse oak]

yep

[ripe tangle]

makes sense considering the Dutch literally built whole provinces out of damming up water

[crisp yoke]

Hai Lucia

[ripe tangle]

Hi Kriegsman.

[earnest oyster]

me, im a simple guy, want to see all of baltics, poland, sweden

[fallen tree]

id see anything european, get me out of this desert hellhole

[earnest oyster]

my younger cousin already saw warsaw

i need a checklist

[obtuse oak]

the netherlands is just a giant river delta. a lot of europe's biggest rivers go into the north sea here, and a large part of the country is below sea level. we had a really bad flood in 1953 and then built something called the "delta works", described by the american society of civil engineers as one of the 8 new wonders of the world. a gigantic system of water defenses to keep the ocean out

[crisp yoke]

Mmm bridge

[lavish nacelle]

@crisp yoke Wanna siege another planet for 1000+ years then watch it explode because the Imperium decides it doesn’t want it to exist anymore?

[crisp yoke]

Mmmmm

Sure

[ripe tangle]

I’ve been to Germany, UK and France, all of them were legitimately beautiful.

[obtuse oak]

we also turned the south sea into a lake and then drained parts of it in a process called land reclamation to create the province of flevoland

[lavish nacelle]

muffled cheers

[ripe tangle]

what do the Dutch think of Belgium?

[fallen tree]

ive seen/watched stuff about this in city skylines buiilds of the region. its the only reason i knew, its super interesting knowing all this building lore worldwide

[lavish nacelle]

Wait what nation are you of

Are most of you here rn Europeans?

[obtuse oak]

all of that extra land is essentially manmade through irrigation and land reclamation

[earnest oyster]

been to UK, the highlight - VERY friendly people

[crisp yoke]

Mmmmm

Idk

[lavish nacelle]

Are you Belgian

[crisp yoke]

Nah

[earnest oyster]

the downside impossible to apply for jobs

[ripe tangle]

I’ve always been curious on that one since there is a violent history only like 200ish years ago but the Netherlands and Belgium since then seem to act like perfect neighbors.

[crisp yoke]

It’s why idk

[earnest oyster]

unless you know the right people

[ripe tangle]

so I’m curious

[earnest oyster]

well in central london anyway

[obtuse oak]

Belgians are the nationality used for all our "dumb person" jokes

[fallen tree]

i dont doubt. my brother went to france for schood and loved it. i'd be there taking photos of tree roots, moss, grass, cobblestone etc, for photo references 🥲

[ripe tangle]

[obtuse oak]

nah we get along fine. they think that we're loud and obnoxious, we think Belgians are secretive and reserved

obviously more kinship with the Dutch-speaking part in Flanders

Wallonia might as well be France.

[trail bramble]

Belgium was too poor for war after that

[fallen tree]

actually so cool, the tech is like the best from what i remember

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes like to joke that Belgium only exists so the Netherlands and France don’t have to touch.

[obtuse oak]

real

even though France is our #1 holiday destination. we secretly love it.

too bad it's filled with Frenchmen

[obtuse oak]

yeah it's cutting edge stuff. Dutch companies involved in water management are renowned worldwide for their expertise

[stuck wasp]

France does touch the Netherland though In one of their island outside of Europe

[obtuse oak]

they got brought in after hurricane katrina to build new storm drains and leevees in new orleans for example

[fallen tree]

interesting

[obtuse oak]

and the artificial islands off the coast of Dubai are made by Dutch companies

[earnest oyster]

#zealot-class message

[ripe tangle]

I wouldn’t be too proud of those tbh…

[earnest oyster]

Come to baltics

[fallen tree]

is it close to the line, dubai doing some crazy shi

[ripe tangle]

redirecting water so New Orleans could be rebuilt though, that’s impressive.

[obtuse oak]

heh it's dumb but technically impressive

[ripe tangle]

fair

[obtuse oak]

there's a reason we don't have vanity islands in our own waters

[near wolf]

is that 5$ offer permanent one time or something? still hasn't vanished

[obtuse oak]

permanent one-time offer yes

[ripe tangle]

wouldn’t it have made more sense for Dubai to build the Palm-Tree designs inland in the form of canals?

wouldn’t that have been more stable and still impressive aerially?

[obtuse oak]

I'm no expert, idk what would or wouldn't have made more sense. but the current incarnation definitely makes no sense

[trail bramble]

its not about sense it's about MONEY

[obtuse oak]

yeah that.

[near wolf]

that's dope af ty

[crisp yoke]

I return

[fallen tree]

100 mil, one palm tree fern. your move

[trail bramble]

anyway, more impressive than the Dubai islands is that Dutch engineers are the people leading the charge on plans to keep island nations Not Flooded if sea levels keep rising

which is cool

[obtuse oak]

based

[ripe tangle]

very fucking based

[fallen tree]

they're gonna roll out on top soon enough, whats their name

[obtuse oak]

I'm not a huge fan of our king, though he seems like a decent bloke, but he did study water management in university which I've always enjoyed as the utmost expression of his Dutchness

[lavish nacelle]

Emperors bestest boy

[crisp yoke]

^w^

[modern bobcat]

the Dutch should have filled in and reclaimed the entire English Channel after the Glorious Revolution, then we'd be one big happy united country

[obtuse oak]

and force all of our ships to sail around Great Britain all the time?

bad for business, that

no ty

https://tenor.com/view/gekoloniseerd-voc-nederland-kolonisatie-verenigde-oostindische-compagnie-gif-13241235

[modern bobcat]

they could have made a canal

[ripe tangle]

No Hank, you’re forgetting the ingenious idea here, first you fill up the English Channel, then you build canals through it anyway.

[modern bobcat]

Yes

The United Kingdom of the United Kingdom and the United Netherlands

Rolls off the tongue

[solemn fossil]

Hi I have a weird problem with the thunder hammer and was wondering if anybody know what may be the problem, when i hit enemies with special attack (power charge) it strikes as if i uses regular attack no thunder release, just a... little bonk, but the hammer is clearly charged. Did anybody encountered the same problem?

[ripe tangle]

call it a really long and ridicuolous technical name like “The United Kingdoms of Brittania and the United Provinces of the Former Batavian Dutch Republic.”

just really make it a full sentence and make it sound like it’s 1840

[crisp yoke]

What yall talking about?

Is it about trenches?

I love trenches

[modern bobcat]

Trench Crusade 2

[crisp yoke]

Trench?

[low blade]

Now with twice the failed promises!

[fossil oasis]

Hello chat

[low blade]

Give us gif rights again

Trust

[obtuse oak]

hey are you expecting the thunder release to be an AoE attack?

[modern bobcat]

It's not like the Space Marine 2 thunderhammer, none of the Force/Power weapons are really

[solemn fossil]

Nope no, when you hit them with powered attack ith makes that loud thunder crack sound, what happens to me is that i charge the hammer with the special attack, I can see it is crackling with energy but when i hit the enemy 50/50 it just bonks liek a regualr attack

I am 30 lvl zealot

[obtuse oak]

oh the thunder sound doesnt play?

yeah i think i remember hearing about that.

could be a bug atm

[fossil oasis]

Yeah I think all the power weapons are bugged rn and the sounds don't play properly

They're still functioning as they should I believe

[heavy mango]

unironically thats cool as shit

[obtuse oak]

love me swamp

[solemn fossil]

I wasnt abel to to figure it out if it does

[heavy mango]

swamps are pretty cool tbh

[heavy mango]

might have forgotten to patch it when they fixed other powered weapons

or did they not do that yet

in which case they should fix that

[fossil oasis]

Chat did you hear the news??

Games Workshop has completely banned AI in all of their design process :3

[heavy mango]

for the time being

apparently some managers are still tinkering with it to see what their final decision is

[fossil oasis]

Womp

[heavy mango]

but id be surprised if they allowed it considering that the backbone of their company is reliant on artists & writers

[fossil oasis]

Yeah true

[thick coyote]

Using ai on the setting that has ai forbidden

🚬

The jokes keep writing themselves

You know what I mean

[pseudo terrace]

i love AI, specially those AI cat videos on instagram

we need more AI

[somber stream]

We are anomalous
we are region
Forgive and forget.
Expecto Patronum

[ripe tangle]

Something I thought about with humans

[pseudo terrace]

who doesn’t absolutely love AI?????

[somber stream]

They're making another Mummy movie

[runic furnace]

Coming back after a year ish break, should I get the Hive Scum?

[fair bridge]

watching steve1989mre info eat a whole bunch of 1945 rations and he whips out a fucking whole ass microscope setup to examine some jelly he found in it

[fair bridge]

yes.

[pseudo terrace]

nah

[somber stream]

Get Arbites first if you haven't

[pseudo terrace]

just buy all the cosmetics for ogryn

all you need

[runic furnace]

I bought it when it released but never played idk why

[thick coyote]

How good are you?

[somber stream]

It release 6 months ago

You said a ye- oh okay.

[fair bridge]

making pizza

[runic furnace]

I’ll be honest I am not good lmao I usually play easier difficulty’s

[ripe tangle]

We’re designed in a way that’s… weird.

We have opposable thumbs yes, but we also have motion-teacking front facing eyes like a carnivore, flatter teeth like a heribvore though we also have some carnivorous traits in our teeth like pointed incisors, we’re erect and walk upright while most animals don’t but considering we’re primates that’s sorta normal I guess… (and also kind of not) we also have highly acidic stomachs and septic mouths comparable to scavengers that eat carcasses like Carrion.

[fair bridge]

maybe skip scum then

[thick coyote]

Eh they'll be fine

[runic furnace]

They difficult to learn?

[somber stream]

Evolution is a wonderful thing

[thick coyote]

They are just glass cannon but Fatshark actually made them glass cannon

[fair bridge]

not really but that's just my opinion. i'm personally a huge movement player and dodge/slide constantly

[fiery wave]

They are what old meleekers were. Now meleekers are tanky.

[fair bridge]

i don't think that at all lmao

[somber stream]

Can you believe humanity was once lactose intolerant? Unthinkable

[ripe tangle]

Fair enough lol

[fair bridge]

they're very strong and can recover toughness incredibly easily

[ripe tangle]

like half of all humans still are

[thick coyote]

I mean
Every class in immortal if you just dodge

[fiery wave]

You miss your dodges = You explode.

[thick coyote]

[somber stream]

Skill issue i'd say

[fair bridge]

i'm not talking about dodging lol

[somber stream]

Simply introduce small doses of lactose into your body

[thick coyote]

A whole bucket is a small dose

🗣️

[runic furnace]

Yea learned that with crushers a while back lol

[fair bridge]

i'm busy rn so i can't get into a whole thing but it definitely isn't glass cannon. not like psyker is

[thick coyote]

Psyker is not a glass cannon

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h90rEkbx95w&t=30s

[thick coyote]

💀

[somber stream]

Check out this chadette

[ripe tangle]

I think it’s interesting that the two main ethnic/racial populations with the highest tolerance for lactose are from opposite sides of the world from eachother.

[thick coyote]

Anyways

[somber stream]

The saying 'you are what you eat' is surprisingly accurate, in many ways

[thick coyote]

If you want to shoot a lot

And I mean

[ripe tangle]

funny how evolution can develop traits like that simultaneously yet seperately

[thick coyote]

A lot

[fair bridge]

i am wrong about psyker actually

[thick coyote]

Get hive scum

Just remember to not die

[fair bridge]

i'm still thinking about pre rework psyker

[thick coyote]

[fair bridge]

think i've only played it a handful of times since then

[somber stream]

Pre rework Psyker was a workout

You get 3 hits, that's it

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[thick coyote]

Cold

My socks are wet

[crisp yoke]

Warm up

[thick coyote]

I barely have fuel on my bike

[crisp yoke]

Make more

[thick coyote]

I'd say it's a good day

[thick coyote]

Aight, bet

[round mica]

hello chat

[crisp yoke]

Hello

[fiery wave]

Old meleekers, before the tree change were literally dodge or die.

[fiery wave]

Not with crushers. You eat 3-4 backstabs on scum, you on floor.

[round mica]

why you angy

[fair bridge]

im surrounded by a buncha freaking weezos...........

[somber stream]

Learn to crop shitass

... sorry that missing text bother me too much

[fair bridge]

the joke is enhanced by the text clipping over the edges

[somber stream]

[amber delta]

ragebaited successfully

[fair bridge]

the amount of rage the little kitty exhibits is so immense is extends beyond the bounds of the image

[round mica]

chat if i start a cult would you guys hoin

[fair bridge]

ya

[amber delta]

cult of wat

[amber delta]

I am already in this cult

[crisp yoke]

I’m tired

I yearn for sleep

Morple

Mmmmm words

Letters

[somber stream]

Put down the phone, for start

[zealous viper]

sorry already got too many

[somber stream]

White noise, perhaps. The sound of waves always help in my case

[ripe tangle]

so the other say I found this person, a man if you will, trapped in an old Oil Lamp, he said he’d give me three wishes, I then declared him an Aberration of the Warp and shot him with a Holy Flamer, he died and I didn’t get my wishes.

[zealous viper]

there are already three cults in darktide!!

[thick coyote]

Bad crop?
We are all going to starve

[delicate kite]

What happens if you eat giant magnet

[thick coyote]

No
I'm to smart to be in a cult

boots up DRG

[crisp yoke]

Mmm no

[somber stream]

Surely complain about your lack of sleep in General chat in the Darktide server for the game Warhammer 40K: Darktide will help

[crisp yoke]

Mmm yes

[somber stream]

Carry on

[crisp yoke]

Ok

What am I carring?

[nimble crystal]

How do I hoin?

[crisp yoke]

You

I care you