general-chat

[lethal solstice]

Anyway

11e

Fourth war for armageddon

[long sigil]

11e what

[lethal solstice]

Here we come

[long sigil]

what is 11e

[stuck wasp]

Tallarn are the coolest 🙏
Then Elysian and Vostroyan

[lethal solstice]

Tabletop eleventh edition

[long sigil]

uhh

ok

[delicate kite]

they will release more ultramarines

need steel legion minis

[inner cedar]

whats hestias blessing? theres a couple items to unlock that says that

[delicate kite]

i 3rd printed some

[lethal solstice]

Steel legion plastic would sell

[amber delta]

every new edition is more ultramarines

[long sigil]

add more weapon blessing and rework rending system

[lethal solstice]

They need to ride the gas mask armies as hard as possible before they're done

[trail bramble]

it's always big box set of space marine + 1 xenos model getting an update after 15 years

[lethal solstice]

Nuh uh

[trail bramble]

and Chem Dogs will get no love

[lethal solstice]

9e was marines and chaos marines

[acoustic pebble]

AHHHH JUST PULLED A CLUTCH AND GODDAMN DID IT FEEL GOOD!!!

[amber delta]

nuh uh

9e was necrons

8e was death guard

[lethal solstice]

Chem dogs have like 2 pieces of artwork

[acoustic pebble]

And 9e was Necrons

[shy sandal]

I play killteam, life is good

[lethal solstice]

The passage of time is irrelevant

[trail bramble]

but I like them and ergo they're the coolest

[astral basin]

Im glad i dont dabble in actual 40k fandom
Loser core having nothing but space marines to look at

[amber delta]

logically 11e should be drukhari because their range needs a refresh, but business wise it will not be drukhari because they dont sell that well

[shy sandal]

Wdym? Don't you like to stupidly argue lore for hours and hours because my space daddy beats your space daddy on a fight?

[acoustic pebble]

Not much like Drukhari aswell

[twin flower]

Im freeeeee

[astral basin]

Subject A: “all my money trying to make my model that i made for my chosen faction work bc they havent done so in 5 years. Aaaand theres a new model.”
Vs
Subject B, more likely to be found on the internet: “I like to rep a fringe faction bc the base HUMAN faction the story is about is a stinky nazi group”

[marsh iris]

humans ✊

[jaunty path]

wheres my

hug servitor

:(

[twin flower]

sponk marines ✊

[marsh iris]

sponktime

[twin flower]

spank time

[astral basin]

Rule of fantasy.
If theres a human faction
No matter the alignment
It is automatically bad via internet discourse unless they are the minority

But then the setting is likely treated as “furry bait” or eats itself alive bc the abhumans arent aesthetically pleasing enough

[shy sandal]

Shaq timeout gif

[jaunty path]

remember

the

imperium

is good no matter

what

[twin flower]

nice teefs

[marsh iris]

thanks

[astral basin]

The imperium is a rusted set of tools
They arent one ideal
Its civilization with overarching utilitarianism

[marsh iris]

imperium are the only good humans left and also bad

[amber delta]

I like imperium they are cool

[lethal solstice]

Oh gods is it that time of night already

[twin flower]

you know what else is cool

[astral basin]

[amber delta]

chaos

and

necrons

tyranids

tau

[stuck wasp]

The Tau in the human faction, the League of Votaan (technically), and there are possibly some faction of Human that just left the Milky Way...

[twin flower]

yes

[astral basin]

@twin dirge last hour meatbag

[amber delta]

only eldar are not cool

dumb knife ears

[astral basin]

Im a necron enjoyer
Dystopian cyber skeles
But like. Only so far

[shy sandal]

Real and True.

[long sigil]

wow

[shy sandal]

I will not fall for elven propaganda

[twin flower]

fall for tau propaganda

[astral basin]

Id enjoy chaos more
If 40k didnt revolve around space marines so much
I tend to look at fantasy for demon stuffs

[twin flower]

[long sigil]

pepsi can hand phone recharger

i want this

[quaint moss]

"remember kids, if you think, "wow the government wouldn't do that". Yes they would" wendigoon

[long sigil]

i can say about that

but

i will die

cant say

[twin flower]

who's gooning the wendingos

[quaint moss]

whose up tau ing theh shi

[lapis spear]

Using double quotation marks for a quote in a quote

[quaint moss]

apparently this funny american pastor

[long sigil]

horny is evil

[quaint moss]

why yes , yes i did

[twin flower]

wuh

[lyric frigate]

WOW I HAVE AN EXAM CONSISTING OF A YEAR OF BIOLOGY KNOWLEDGE IN 2 WEEKS

[shy sandal]

Honestly though. I was more getting at the people who passionately argue about 40k stuff. Like it's not that deep

People take 40k lore wayyyy to seriously when it's a walking pile of contradictions and retcons

[long sigil]

🫃 <- this shit is evil

[lyric frigate]

IM GONNA SERVITORIZE MYSELF

[jaunty path]

no its a well established piece of art w zero flaws

[quaint moss]

there are literal wars
man pregnant is not scary

[amber delta]

it's a flawed masterpiece 🔥

[delicate kite]

40k is bout to become disney

somehow the emperor returned

[long sigil]

ew

[amber delta]

emperor is a disney princess

[twin flower]

should see the lore chat every now and then

[astral basin]

Man pregnant IS scary
Ever had kidney stones?
Bad enough that
Imagine a childs head

[quaint moss]

emperahs new groove innit

[lapis spear]

Atleast andor is good

[long sigil]

🫃 this shit just drinking vessel

[somber stream]

Remember that one time GW tried to make 40K comic book for kids?

[amber delta]

[long sigil]

wtf

[astral basin]

That lady
Is honna bust

[long sigil]

wait

[astral basin]

Housing a family of 12 in there

[lapis spear]

Lady?

[twin flower]

dat aint no lady

[quaint moss]

simple answer, csection, we is cutting you open

[marsh iris]

so surreal

[quaint moss]

💀

[long sigil]

wtf is that gregor

chaos

[astral basin]

French fry chicken fry get your fingers out my tator pie

[dull hamlet]

I love Wolfenstein

[quaint moss]

mmm tators

[marsh iris]

a kid friendly way to introduce to fascist imperium as good guys and possibly the reveal of cursed chaos thingies

[astral basin]

Tators. Mash em, smashem, stick em in a stew

[dull hamlet]

It's sad that a new Wolfenstein game would even be considered controversial today.

[somber stream]

Also an admech kid with his arm and eye surgically removed

[amber delta]

orks are the kids friendly introduction to 40k

[astral basin]

Nids

[amber delta]

just boyz up for sum krumpin

[marsh iris]

he is on admech Make-a-wish foundation

[astral basin]

No no no
Necrons
Robo skeles can have chill days

[modest condor]

‘please, magos, can I have some more? I yearn for the sanctity of steel’.

[somber stream]

"Mommy mommy, cut my fucking arm off"

[astral basin]

Brother

[sweet wraith]

tater makes losin 38000 men better

[delicate kite]

yes

but

best i can do is 500 cigaretes

[fiery python]

Guys is the game keep discounting with ya in havoc 40?

[delicate kite]

you mean disconnecting, grey role?

if so then no

[ripe tangle]

I’ll take the 500 cigarettes.

[delicate kite]

smoking is prohibitied to sisters

but

only if its meth

then its ok

[astral basin]

“Smoking is prohibited to sisters”

This feels like a lie

[delicate kite]

it is

[twin flower]

but why

[delicate kite]

it was a test

you all failed

sticky surprise

[astral basin]

Sisters use incense all the time

[inland mantle]

You playing with cranial and final toll? That shit crashes every time

[somber stream]

Sisters don't smoke Lho sticks in lore as far as i can tell

But they do bang and do freaky stuff behind closed doors

[delicate kite]

i might be wrong

[somber stream]

Pensive, eh?

[delicate kite]

and i had bad grades in school

but isnt like

incense spposed to be smelt, not smoked inhaled an shit

[modest condor]

both.

it was mainly used as a fragrance tho. smoked for medicinal use.

I am not aware of any instance this was depicted in 40k tho and Lho is supposed to be some form of tobacco rather

[delicate kite]

whats the meth in 40k universe equivalent

[stuck wasp]

There isn't anything in lore forbidding Sisters from using Lho sticks

[modest condor]

to be fair, there is next to no clear statement about religious commandments the sisters have to observe in daily life

[stuck wasp]

Combat Drugs, prob Slaught, I don't really know the specific effects of Meth

[jaunty path]

methhead strength

[stuck wasp]

They would depend down to their specific orders anyway, some are celibate, other aren't, hell there is an other where they ritually deglove their hands iirc

[somber stream]

Monastic life style forbade them from indulgance and depravity, Lho sticks are mildly narcotic and will compromise the user's health with prolong usage

They do use combat stimulant but even that is strictly regulated

I think they drink booze though

[stuck wasp]

Are you speaking of real life or 40k ?

[somber stream]

40K

[misty trench]

Lho sticks are famously a real life object

...there's probably a market there tbh

[halcyon glen]

67

[stuck wasp]

There isn't any lore that forbid all Sister orders from using drugs, alcohol or even sex

[amber delta]

[modest condor]

literally stimm.

[lapis spear]

I'm sure the lex probably forbids it though

[stuck wasp]

Afaik not, there is arts of Arbites smoking Lho stubs iirc

[delicate kite]

arts of arbites

smoking weed

nice

[amber delta]

there is no sex in warhammer

there is only war

[delicate kite]

lies

rule 34 spoketh

[modest condor]

EC ‘are we a joke to you?!’

[somber stream]

You're right, untold trillion humans just popped out of the warp

[delicate kite]

everybody knows that shaboinking is like 99% reason why men go to war

[somber stream]

40k is lewd, you can't prove me otherwise

[delicate kite]

I am like 109% certain that if Eva would go all down and dirty on Austrian Uncle history would be bit different

but alas

[amber delta]

stop it, gw is trying to expand 40k to pg13 audience we cannot talk about segs

[somber stream]

[delicate kite]

in minecraft

sex in minecraft

see better now

[somber stream]

Segg is cancelled in the name of capitalism

[delicate kite]

dude my lil cousin who is like 9 or something had more intimate conversations on roblox than i will ever have in my entire life

dude is a pimp

[amber delta]

you might want to check if he's not getting groomed

[delicate kite]

before you pile on me with epstein levels of reveals or something i did relay that info to his parents and im not obliged to look after the little shit

i have my own problems

in my childhood i was looking after my own ass, he should be happy he has what he has in shape and form of me to help him with homework

lil shit

[somber stream]

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

🫙

[delicate kite]

that doesnt sound like shaboinking

that sounds like alchocolism

[somber stream]

They often go hand-in-hand

[delicate kite]

no

not in my book

if a woman is intoxicated she is not supposed to be touched in any way
not real

[somber stream]

What a distinguished gentleman

🕺

[delicate kite]

like
if i want to shaboink a woman i want for both to have mutual feeling , its like a ritual of max rep trust no?

least its in my head

[somber stream]

Let us not engage in shag 101 in darktide general chat, for the game Warhammer 40K: Darktide

[delicate kite]

sticky surprise

[lusty estuary]

what's wrong with shag carpeting

[prisma cypress]

did my first auric mortis trial as a zealot tell me why tf every monst wanted me

turned around and got sandwiched by literally everthing

[astral basin]

Oooo my shangrila
She touched my tralala
My dingdingdong

[golden blade]

Am I crazy or does the Ogryn Skullbreaker trailer sound like it has a different version of Immortal Imperium playing during the second half?

[elder merlin]

[dire crane]

So is there a reason chasm logistratum isnt apart of the main campaign and I gotta wait like a cuck to see if it happens to appear?

[prisma cypress]

yes

[dire crane]

Is it because god hates me?

[twin dirge]

No

[prisma cypress]

yes

[twin dirge]

They gotta inflate player time somehow

[dire crane]

Ahh

[twin dirge]

And god hates you

It's both

[prisma cypress]

fatshark hates your family line

[twin dirge]

Obese fish is coming for you

[dire crane]

Not surprising

[prisma cypress]

skinny whale when?

anorexic land creature when?

[wooden creek]

fatkark

[prisma cypress]

mcdonalds is having a colab with bad apple

mfs called it black pepper

[jaunty path]

say sike rn

[wooden creek]

When are we getting banter about the arbitrators' favorite space marine chapters smh smh

[twin dirge]

What's bad apple

[prisma cypress]

dude im looking at a touhou chick holding a nugget

[twin dirge]

I only know about bad ahamkara

[dire crane]

Like bad dragon but for vegans

[prisma cypress]

young ahamkara spine

[jaunty path]

hey

why did u

need to tell me this exists

[twin dirge]

Respect +1

[prisma cypress]

it does

im looking at it

[jaunty path]

How do I kill mcdonalds

OF FUCKING COURSE ITS ON THE 13TH MONTH

[dire crane]

They made a new month?

[prisma cypress]

stopped playing destiny when they neutered my YAS

[twin dirge]

I played...

Like a month ago

It was sad

[prisma cypress]

hops on D2 hunter gets nerfed for no fucking reason i get off

[twin dirge]

Oh? Warlock is spamming rift too often? Better nerf stompees

[prisma cypress]

hops on D2 none of my builds work anymore because bungie hates me

[twin dirge]

Tbh

right now

[prisma cypress]

no

[twin dirge]

It's not the absolute worst for building

[prisma cypress]

dont do it

[twin dirge]

The story however

Still a dumpster fire of bad writing and horrible decisions

Look homes I'll spit on d2 but I can't shit on the gameplay itself, the story can be a garbage fire all it wants, as long as I can keep throwing explosive hammers at people I don't care who I'm killing or why

Shit smacks harder than my dad after 5 beers

[prisma cypress]

just be me delete D2 feel amazing download darktide hate myself again

[twin dirge]

I mean, jokes on you

I don't have d2 installed rn

[prisma cypress]

Delete D2 redownload for honor

[twin dirge]

I can't be bothered to do Star wars

I don't own for honor

[prisma cypress]

You blessed soul

[twin dirge]

I've bought and refunded the game thrice now

[prisma cypress]

Keep it that way

[twin dirge]

It stayed refunded after the third time

I just can't be bothered

The only character I liked I legit got hate speech for enjoying so

[prisma cypress]

Only play games that fuck with your mental state

[twin dirge]

That's why I'm on Nightreign rn

[twin dirge]

Playing with randoms

I will now proceed to leave and go play RoR2, much better game

[jaunty path]

wait

theres games other than the same ones I play everyday?

[twin dirge]

No

Don't lie and pretend there are

[prisma cypress]

Play Tekken 8

[jaunty path]

ill skin u alive first

[twin dirge]

Have you played arc raiders yet?

[prisma cypress]

Play arc raiders and scream at people killing randoms

[twin dirge]

Get outta my head yo

[jaunty path]

I have atleast a few hours in it

[twin dirge]

Nice

[prisma cypress]

Turn around

[twin dirge]

That's all I needed

[twin dirge]

Is that what I feel poking me back there

[prisma cypress]

[jaunty path]

Kill peole

[prisma cypress]

I believe killing people is making the world a better place

[turbid jungle]

can you guess what a zealot named "lemmekissthedh" ragequit because?

[jaunty path]

😭

what the fuck

[prisma cypress]

My psyker is named ILikeMenderman

[analog marsh]

A dh kissed them back?

[twin dirge]

Mine is ThreeSkavenInACoat

[prisma cypress]

My ogryn is named HueMungus

[turbid jungle]

he left because everyone ganged up on a dh instead of letting him twoshot it with his buzz lightyear hammer build

[analog marsh]

Chadgryn

[prisma cypress]

And then my hive is called HueJanus

[twin dirge]

Accurate

[jaunty path]

my scum is named narcan

[twin dirge]

Accurate zealot energy right there

[turbid jungle]

i hate zealots

[prisma cypress]

My damn arbite is called Bohemian

[turbid jungle]

all thammer zealots need to be burned at the stake with a drug store lighter mob

[twin dirge]

Mine is FiveHunderedStimms

Peak name

[twin flower]

you spelled hundred wrong

[twin dirge]

Good thing I use a knife

[twin dirge]

I know

You think scum can spell?

[twin flower]

youre welcome

[twin dirge]

Had to be accurate

[prisma cypress]

Gonna rename my ogryn call him About7

[twin dirge]

I'm on DT rn and I spelled it right where it counts so that's all that matters

Lmfao

Had to make sure I wasn't a complete smooth brain

My ogryns name is Gloo

[prisma cypress]

Name an ogryn AleastFortyLbs

[jaunty path]

globox

[turbid jungle]

my ogryn is named 40000 calories

[jaunty path]

i think

I will slep

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

Goodnight friend

I'ma drink spiked drinks now

[jaunty path]

ur not special so did i!!!!

tho

this eggnog is

kinda mid

[twin dirge]

Mine is called a green monke

[jaunty path]

the fuck

[twin dirge]

THC drinks

[jaunty path]

Oh

[twin dirge]

Tropical citrus flavor

[jaunty path]

that sounds good

[twin dirge]

I have green tea shots in my freezer getting cold

[jaunty path]

yummers

[twin dirge]

Any waves, have good one friend I'll also be skedaddling

[jaunty path]

cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[twin dirge]

Reporting in real quick, the monke drink is fuckin delicious

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[limber zealot]

Got into an argument with a guy who is 30 and balding and it took a lot of willpower not to say he's 30 and balding while I was arguing with him

[faint charm]

what the fuck is the point of arbitrator

boring
very low diversity in playstyle
no cosmetics
not even that strong and useful ingame

who made this

AIslop class

even the background stroy is bland

everything is bland about arbyretrator

[amber delta]

sounds like something a lexbreaker would say

[limber zealot]

This is a you problem bro

Arb fucking rocks

[timid geyser]

Arb is very fun

[grand terrace]

has fatshark made any announcement about the cranial bug causing crashes?

[limber zealot]

They're a brick shithouse but without the bulk of ogryn

[faint charm]

then why are they havoc unemployeed

[limber zealot]

Cause havoc isn't fun and arb is

[timid geyser]

Because they clearly dont know the value of a 10 second knock down

and a grenade that stop the game for 15 seconds

[grand terrace]

so i guess fatshark hasnt made any announcement

lol

is this game eos?

[faint charm]

knockdownslop

staggerslop

[limber zealot]

Not to my knowledge

[faint charm]

stupid class

[timid geyser]

Then play something else man

[limber zealot]

I haven't even been playing the game recently

[timid geyser]

Noones forcing you

[limber zealot]

Not even close

[faint charm]

copslop

[limber zealot]

They're still updating VT2

And that game is like 7 or 8 years old

[faint charm]

ratslop game

[limber zealot]

And I love it

[faint charm]

loveslop

[limber zealot]

I hate rats

[timid geyser]

ima just block this weirdo

[limber zealot]

It's qualityslop

[timid geyser]

clearly has nothing to contribute

[limber zealot]

I just like it cause it's good

[modest flume]

Rats rate we're the rats

[faint charm]

i loved halberd

[grand terrace]

feels like it

[faint charm]

when are we getting halberd

[grand terrace]

we have memory leak bug since forever and now this cranial bug causing havoc crashes

and bursters not making sound sometimes

[timid geyser]

I like barely crash.

[grand terrace]

okay

[limber zealot]

How it feels to not play havoc (imagine I sent that gif of the dog with the butterfly in it's nose)

Also idk what the memory leak thing you're talking about is

[faint charm]

memory leak thing is like

when the game

[grand terrace]

you dont play the game then

[faint charm]

uhh

[timid geyser]

Tbh my computer is insanely beefy so

[grand terrace]

doesnt matter

[limber zealot]

Me?

[timid geyser]

Idk I like havent gotten a single crash.

and im hitting like 100hrs played

[limber zealot]

I still don't know what the memory leak thing they're talking about is

[rocky radish]

600 hours in and I only started getting memory leak errors recently. Twice

[grand terrace]

when you have played for 2-3 hours (i think?) straight, the game will crash due to memory leak

[limber zealot]

What is that

Oh that's weird

[grand terrace]

but i think it can happen even earlier depending on something, not sure

[limber zealot]

Explains why I don't know about it cause it's rare for me to play that long anymore

[timid geyser]

I leave the game up that long and dont get it q.q

[limber zealot]

Mostly when I get on now I play 3 rounds max

[grand terrace]

yea you have to play missions i think

its probably something about the enemies spawning

[timid geyser]

is it a memory leak or the game telling you to go stretch XD

[grand terrace]

lol

[modest flume]

The game runs on .Lua

As you play the game there's a cache of sorts that gets filled

An out of memory error is when said cache reaches the limit, crashing your game

[grand terrace]

like if you're doing havocs, your 2nd or 3rd havoc will crash

3rd more likely

[limber zealot]

Ah

[modest flume]

There's a mod and launch option to both mitigate the issue but it doesn't completely fix it

[faint charm]

idk why but havoc feels far more crash-ey than other rounds

[modest flume]

Probably because Havoc is effect and model spam

[faint charm]

probably since more entities? or people use more mods? idk

[timid geyser]

Im trying to get the Auric titles before I go to havoc XD

[tired inlet]

if I am playing Darktide for like 8-12 hours there's a heap overflow that occurs due to the amount of allocation not being deallocated properly (most likely from using delete vs. delete[] if in C++) so the heap builds overtime, and when it hits over 2GB of allocation it overflows and the executable crashes.

[faint charm]

yeah

[modest flume]

The game barely handles Auric honestly lol

[limber zealot]

How are you playing this game for 8-12 hours?

[timid geyser]

Really?

ill play like 4 auric missions abck to back just fine

[tired inlet]

we built different

[limber zealot]

I mean I love this game but I think I'd want to claw my eyes out after that long on basically any game

[timid geyser]

but I usually take a smoke break between

[faint charm]

don't

eyes are useful

[limber zealot]

Evidently

[timid geyser]

so sometimes i do get kicked back to menu

[tired inlet]

Smoking is for losers.

[limber zealot]

Shit now you tell me

[faint charm]

i love eyes

[timid geyser]

Lowkey could use a bowl right now

[limber zealot]

Shit bro I take smoke breaks during elevators

[timid geyser]

I gotta go outside to smoke so it takes me a bit

plus Igotta load my bowl and shit

[limber zealot]

I've been drinking and smoking all night

I'm about ready to head to bed

[modest flume]

People have their things to deal with, some things to help dealing with said things aren't the best but it could be worse

[timid geyser]

So idk how you load and hit a bowl during an elevator

thats crazy

[limber zealot]

I was celebrating reaching the end of BG3 with my friends

[tired inlet]

but it could take shorter I guess for other people's PCs; but the two times it's happened to me and from what I could gather from the error message (I recognized the integer overflow value as a 32-bit 2's complement value) that's my theory.

[limber zealot]

My bong is in the basement

Which is where I play my games

So I just reach over and grab it

[timid geyser]

Jesus

it usually takes me like 3 minutes to finish my bowls XD

[limber zealot]

I treat bowls like fine wine

I spend 30 minutes savoring them

[timid geyser]

How do you savor a bowl in an elevator for 30 mins XD

[limber zealot]

However I will clear a bowl in like 3-4 hits if I'm using a bong

[tropic crystal]

dude weed lmao

[limber zealot]

Oh I just mean in general

[timid geyser]

now this isnt making any sense

[limber zealot]

I hit the bowl a little, stamp it out, and go back to the game

[timid geyser]

Ohhhh

[faint charm]

r u a drinker

[limber zealot]

When I'm just smoking and chilling I'll stretch a bowl out

[timid geyser]

My bf just rolls joints

[limber zealot]

Me or either of us?

[faint charm]

idk

anyone

[limber zealot]

I like drinking here and there but I'm not huge on it

[tropic crystal]

im vaping a big chief rn

[limber zealot]

I smoke daily tho

[faint charm]

mmmm yeah

[timid geyser]

Drinking is fun every now and again

[limber zealot]

I don't like drinking a lot

[timid geyser]

I go over and drink while I play boardgames with my bf

[limber zealot]

I'm a 3-4 beers kinda guy

[faint charm]

arbitrator type of hobby tbh

[timid geyser]

im a vodka kind of girl

[faint charm]

i collect plushies

[timid geyser]

but I used to be a really heavy drinking cause of reasons

[limber zealot]

Oh I just meant that level of drunkenness

My favorite alcohol is wine

I really like wine

[modest flume]

I like counting the spots on my walls

[twin dirge]

Telling me y'all don't hit a bowl at every loading screen?

[modest flume]

You guys should get real hobbies smh

[limber zealot]

I haven't had a bottle in months cause I've been drinking ciders

Cause of the season

[timid geyser]

Naw cause I gotta go outside Ill take a hit of my bowl

[limber zealot]

Uhhhhhh

[timid geyser]

I do a blinker every loading screen

[twin dirge]

[limber zealot]

No?

[twin dirge]

Mood

[limber zealot]

Blinkers are deadass evil

[timid geyser]

I literally only hit pens like that q.q

[limber zealot]

I've been hitting carts way too much recently I need to slow down

[modest flume]

With how long they take? Why not (I don't smoke)

[limber zealot]

I got a battery that looks like a Sherlock pipe and it makes me wanna hit the pen way more than normal

It just has so much swag

[timid geyser]

I lowkey need to get my BF an incense burner and incense for when I come over

[limber zealot]

Since I got it a month ago I've blown through 3 carts

[timid geyser]

so I dont smell like cigs when I leave XD

[limber zealot]

I used to make 1 last like 3 months

[twin dirge]

I just can't smoke pens, I go through them way too fast

[limber zealot]

They're also probably worse for your lungs

[timid geyser]

I kind of use them as a like suppliment to my flower

[limber zealot]

I don't have any evidence for that really

[twin dirge]

Indeed, idk why but I can never hit a pen and not start dying

[limber zealot]

But they make my lungs and throat feel bad in ways that smoke doesn't

[twin dirge]

^

[timid geyser]

I just dont feel their effect that long

[limber zealot]

That's true

Also cart highs are worse

[timid geyser]

The high is very "Front" loaded

Bruh

[limber zealot]

Just does not feel anywhere near as good as bud

[timid geyser]

Darktide goes pretty hard to this music im listening to XD

[limber zealot]

Bud is king when it comes to getting high I think

[timid geyser]

Mhmmm

I like dabs

but its dangerous to do them a bunch

Used to chill with a guy who did dabs and ugh the highs were so good

and then hed cook for me

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[timid geyser]

trying to get the auric title

[inland mantle]

Mmm ass title

[earnest oyster]

sick af at home

[vapid halo]

got two havoc demotions because od dc's and bad spawns.

[limber zealot]

Never been a fan honestly

[vapid halo]

needless to say, average darktide day.

[limber zealot]

I've always found them annoying unless you have an e-rig

[timid geyser]

to be fair I never set the dab XD he did it for me

[tropic crystal]

how do i get convict role?

[limber zealot]

And I refuse to spend $100+ on a weed accessory

$100 on weed sure

but dabs are not good enough to justify that imo

[inland mantle]

Keep chatting

[limber zealot]

I've seen people argue that they're cheaper and while that's probably true I just don't care enough

[trail bramble]

when did people get too good for a bong

the lord intended for weed to be enjoyed in 3 ways, joints, blunts and bong rips

[amber delta]

wait you guys unironically smoke I thought it was all a joke

[inland mantle]

Got bad news for you

[turbid jungle]

smoking is for the feeble

[urban dove]

My mate gave me a go on his once, coughed for an hour straight after but got incredibly zooted

[timid geyser]

died in another auric q.q

[urban dove]

Im a mighty vaporiser man, free edibles, you get to smoke your weed and eat it too

[rocky radish]

Auric can be rough. If you don't have a good team it can really fall apart

[urban dove]

Good practice for clutching and running in circles with a horde

[faint charm]

wtf is cranial corruption

[turbid jungle]

What happens when you scroll reddit

[tired inlet]

dunno, never done it

[round mica]

When she be corrupting your cranial till you ooze

[feral vessel]

cranial corruption

brain parasite

[tired inlet]

a result of all the lead people older than 45 have breathed in all their lives and people younger than 25 have breathed in if they've been vaping.

[faint charm]

no it seems like

it just crashes the game

[feral vessel]

it does

Just Fatshark being Fatshark, methinks.

[round mica]

Why did they name themselves fat shark and not muscular shark

Are they stupid

[amber delta]

they didnt want to lie

[feral vessel]

yes they are

what's the truth isn't a sin

they said

[tired inlet]

Street Sharks were already a thing

[round mica]

Sharks cant be on the streets theyll die

[tired inlet]

https://miro.medium.com/v2/1*Qz4iEZCG1MJm3rhm2Kpb8w.jpeg

[round mica]

Shark found dead on chicago's streets

[feral vessel]

jarvis find me furry art of a buff anthro shark

[round mica]

Jarvis now jerk it at 110bpm

[feral vessel]

i smell an opportunity

[low wharf]

Everything dies in chicago tho

Thats on the city not the shark

[round mica]

Chicago pov

[feral vessel]

woke up in a steaming mood yeah

[feral vessel]

seeing doro standing on two legs scares me

please revert it back to four legged

[round mica]

Jarvis, transform doro into perfect form

[feral vessel]

we do not need it

doro does not need a perfect form

it already is

[round mica]

True

[amber delta]

[earnest oyster]

fat from eating all the whales buying micros

[tired inlet]

look, I just want every weapon cosmetic and trinket

I don't care about kriegs or anything like that

I have to look at my gun 90% of the time I want it to be a cool gun

[round mica]

It's me. I'm the whale that feeds them.

[tired inlet]

I'd like to see an attachment system to long guns like in Helldivers 2 though -- like a veteran overhaul like stimm lab for hive scum -- scopes, underbarrels, jungle-rigging magazines, etc -- like the ship's armory
Zealot can get like a forge where they can add things like serratating for bleed effects or molten rock for flame effects for their melee weapons -- like the engine room or boiler room
Psyker can have like a special place in the psykarium with Sefoni where they can alter staff effects, like making voidstrike larger but slower or modifying the cone of purgatus with much higher cost/second
Ogryn can have the mess deck where they can pack rations that give them different kinds of buffs, like speed buffs or adrenals or health/toughness buffs.
Arbites can have a kennel where they can train their dog like a fukken pokemon and slot different attacks

[round mica]

Thats sounds really fucking cool actually

Zealots having flaming melee weapons

[fallen grotto]

The most zealot thing that ever zealoted

[round mica]

And ogryn just pulling out a corpse starch mid combat

Gulping it down

And getting a buff

Is comical

[fallen grotto]

Yous not yous when yous hungry

[tired inlet]

yeah the stimmlab option has opened my eyes that each class really could have their own unique mechanic and to incorporate the ship's spaces for that

[round mica]

"Our ogryn is in a rampage, quick! The ration pack!"

[tired inlet]

yeah I would like to see it like packing a bento-box

what ingredients you put in like the stimmlab, and how spicy/potent those ingredients are give you different bonuses

[round mica]

That sounds a cool system but i doubt fatshark would ever do it

Unfortunately

[tired inlet]

It doesn't seem too different from the stimm lab

It might actually be too similiar but I like to have ideas; I'm an ideas person

[round mica]

Fatshark hire this ideas person

He gives ideas

That will be his only sole job

[faint charm]

damn

i fucked up

havoc so hard

so painful

[round mica]

Inconceivable

You shall be punished accordingly

@ wardens Flay this man

[old fog]

Gaming

[steady dome]

I hereby testify that i definitely DO NOT wish for someone to put laxatives into Dukane's food.

[faint charm]

this game is

trying to make me hate fat big people

i will resist

[wooden creek]

Biggest is strongest

[tall grove]

I hereby testify that I DO wish for someone to put laxatives in dukane’s food

[round mica]

Why would you do that

[tall grove]

Her voice annoys me

[faint charm]

she sounds so pretentious

[round mica]

I think you're boring

[tall grove]

It’s not just that
It’s the fake accent

[tall grove]

Her accent is awful

[faint charm]

probably she sounds fake in her own native accent

[round mica]

I'm not your packmate... don't call me that... I'm a lone wolf, I'm nothing like you.

[wooden creek]

Hiring an assassin to shoot a needle pistol dart full of that fungus what grows on the refectory pipes straight into Dukane's rations before she takes a bite

[faint charm]

and probably she doesnt wash her hands after she took a dump

[crisp yoke]

I’m tired

[fallen grotto]

The lion doesn't have a pack, except for 6 pack

[round mica]

The only pack the lion cares about is the 8 pack of cardiac arrest inducing drinks (monster)

[crisp yoke]

What’s everyone talking about

[faint charm]

hating on dukane

[fallen grotto]

Something funny

[crisp yoke]

Oh ok

[crisp yoke]

?

[faint charm]

i hate dukane

[round mica]

What if I drilled a hole into Sefoni's aquarium would she just fall on the ground and just struggle like a fish out of water?

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[faint charm]

the

woman with the red hat

[round mica]

The commissar

On the havoc table

[fair bridge]

stupid zoom lectures

i don't see why i can't just watch the video after

[round mica]

You're too weezo to understand

[fair bridge]

im not a weezo......

[crisp yoke]

Do you know how little that narrows it down

[fair bridge]

UR A WEEZO

[crisp yoke]

There are so many ppl with red hats

[faint charm]

the havoc npc

[round mica]

When I had zoom lectures i left the tab open and muted so I could do anything else and watch the recording later

[fallen grotto]

Oh my god it's weezer

[crisp yoke]

I do not know who that is

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna just put it on my phone while i play dy

[faint charm]

the train mission NPC

[crisp yoke]

Ooooooohhhhh

Who’s that?

[urban dove]

Took me an age to find that Turkish wolf just to reply to the packmate comment

[faint charm]

dukane

[crisp yoke]

(I haven’t played this game in like 2 months)

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[faint charm]

the owner of dukane's havoc terminal

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[faint charm]

commissar dukane

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[faint charm]

the hatable npc

[urban dove]

She's the mind goblin on the ship right?

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[round mica]

You gotta be obtuse

[faint charm]

the npc from space train mission

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[urban dove]

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[urban dove]

[round mica]

@ wardens Kill this person they're stupid and I don't like it

[urban dove]

Local tiny kriegsman rn

Tickled pink spamming who

[crisp yoke]

Warden?

That a for honor reference?

Good game

[urban dove]

Dunmaglass

[round mica]

I see, you have brain damage if you think For Honor is a good game

[somber stream]

Pari!

[crisp yoke]

I just find it fun ^w^

[crisp yoke]

Don’t remind me of that little shit

[round mica]

After 2k hours I wanted to kill myself that shit is not fun

[urban dove]

[crisp yoke]

Well, I’m having fun

[urban dove]

How did it take 2k hours to find out you didnt like it

[crisp yoke]

Mabye ur just not good enough

[round mica]

Addiction

[somber stream]

stab stab

Wait for 0.5s for absolutely no reason at all

stab

runs

[urban dove]

Pk was fine for me as a chad scotsman enjoyer

Orochi was a different beast

[crisp yoke]

Don’t forget the OH NO IM LOOSING! cross bow I win!

[somber stream]

Look if you're a 1m8 knight in full plate armour and still loose to a gremlin with 2 sticks, you deserve it

[round mica]

guardbreak
stab, stab, 0,5 delay, stab
throw into wall
forward heavy dodge
unblockable side attack nto overhead light feint

Repeat

[urban dove]

Didn't it need to be only w stabs if you wanted to throw into wall

[crisp yoke]

Don’t forget when u get the top light parry they side doge

[urban dove]

2

[round mica]

Don't remember

Its been

3 years since i played it

[urban dove]

3rd stab meant you couldnt throw them iirc

[round mica]

and I was never a PK enjoyer

I was a Hitokiri main

[urban dove]

I was a pk main 5 years ago

[marsh iris]

[urban dove]

Then I bought highlander and never looked back

[round mica]

Know that despise your kind
Those 400ms light attacks pissed me off so much

[cosmic charm]

I’ve tried to queue into Mortis Trials (auric) a few times over the last several weeks and I’ve never found a game, do people not play it much? I loved Chaos Wastes in VT so figured this would be popular too

[round mica]

Just thinking about it makes me mad

[urban dove]

What about those super fast enhanced lights

[round mica]

Those are the ones i mean

They are

[urban dove]

Getting beat to death with a pommel

[round mica]

400ms

[urban dove]

Oh I thought they were quicker

[round mica]

Wait maybe

300ms

[urban dove]

Fuck knows tbh

[round mica]

400ms is still almost unreactable

[round mica]

FH peeps who still play time them

They make excel spreadsheets for each attack speed and execution durations

[crisp yoke]

[sleek harness]

Why were yall talking about a knight getting stabbed by a goblin

[crisp yoke]

Cuz it’s better than talking about the Italian woman they added

[round mica]

whispers as kicks you in the face and trashes your body with a big ahh axe

[crisp yoke]

Wish she would just shut the fuck up

[crisp yoke]

cutely throws you off a cliff

[round mica]

Insane how they added a baddie character only after I stopped playing

[crisp yoke]

U playing when they dropped warmommy?

[round mica]

Hope for honor devs stub their feet against the corner of their bed

[crisp yoke]

Same

[round mica]

Started playing 2019 at the start of the pandemic

[crisp yoke]

God I love the game tho

[round mica]

She was already added

[urban dove]

I went back to it recently because they added steam achievements and im one of those guys

[crisp yoke]

Nice, warmommy is best girl

[urban dove]

Had to get one of the Chinese factions to rep 5 for it, cbt playing shaolin

[round mica]

Thank god i broke the cycle

I never want to go back to that game

[crisp yoke]

Come back

[round mica]

No

[crisp yoke]

Yes

[somber stream]

[round mica]

The only way I ever play that game again is when my gf also plays it

And she also stopped playing

So

Fuck FH

[crisp yoke]

For honor is ur girlfriend

[urban dove]

I ended up just playing breach against bots on repeat to get to rep 5, was a boring time but was the last achievement I needed before I could play hades 2

[crisp yoke]

There just an abusive one

[languid hazel]

Mrrow :3

I have arrived <:

[crisp yoke]

Cat

[round mica]

Creature

[crisp yoke]

Spray bottle

[sleek harness]

Leanna

[round mica]

I hope the servers die

The only online game I hope it fails

[crisp yoke]

Nah

[crisp yoke]

Mow

[round mica]

[sleek harness]

Leanna did you saw stealth warbond of Helldivers 2

I can't seem to find it

[urban dove]

Thats because its stealthing

[languid hazel]

Nyo. I didn’t see or hear anything about a “Stealth” Warbond. I’m guessing it’s just something I’m not supposed to know about :3

[round mica]

What is she drinking

I want it

[languid hazel]

The spray bottle :3

[somber stream]

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

[urban dove]

Buckfast

[fair bridge]

waow the stealth warbond looks sick

[round mica]

She is drinking sulfuric acid

[languid hazel]

Heck yeah yummies!

[faint charm]

this game broke my self-confidence and now i am crying

god damn sharkslop

[somber stream]

They did a "Absolute Cinema" flying back while detonating the C4s

[round mica]

Sounds like a skill issue, varlet

Get better

Smh

[faint charm]

no im

[languid hazel]

Imagine believing that there is a “Stealth Warbond” in available in Helldivers 2

[faint charm]

still suffering in havoc 22 23 something

and its driving me crazy

im so bad

[crisp yoke]

Back to talking about for honor

[faint charm]

im worthless

[round mica]

blocked

[crisp yoke]

Don’t get me started on them dam orochies

[round mica]

Get better

[crisp yoke]

Cockroaches

[faint charm]

wahhh

[crisp yoke]

That’s what they are

[faint charm]

u sound like the emperor

[round mica]

The Emperor is a weakling

[languid hazel]

Stitch, that sounds like ya need to take a break mah dood :3

[round mica]

True strength lies inside the warp

With the ruinous powers

[faint charm]

true

idk bruh

[round mica]

Pray for the dark gods

And relish in their blessings

[faint charm]

im not sure if im getting better or im stuck

[crisp yoke]

I need a nap

[amber delta]

its okay to be stuck

[crisp yoke]

Goodbye everone

[crisp yoke]

No

[amber delta]

its okay to be bad and worthless

[crisp yoke]

No

[delicate kite]

what part of pong dna does darktide have

[crisp yoke]

Idk

[crisp yoke]

No.

[delicate kite]

let me answer by not answering with a legitimate answer

[crisp yoke]

Yes!

[delicate kite]

I love you

lets make babies

[crisp yoke]

:0

Really?

[delicate kite]

yes i want spread my sticky surprise all over your tiny kriegsman face like butter on bread

[crisp yoke]

…

Oh noooo

[round mica]

Dude

[crisp yoke]

We are out of milk

I huh

Gotta go get more

[round mica]

What the actual fuck did I just read

[crisp yoke]

Idk

I’m scared

Congratulations u scared a Kriegsman

[round mica]

Vincent what the fuck are you talking about

[delicate kite]

huh

[crisp yoke]

I’m buying a plane ticket

[round mica]

This is why I said GW hiring you would be a mistake

[delicate kite]

Aw come onnnnn

: (

now im truly sad

and life was beginning to show glimmer of hope

[crisp yoke]

Go fight a dragon

[round mica]

Stare at the wall and rethink your life choices

[delicate kite]

i did

[round mica]

With the dummy hat

[crisp yoke]

Rethink them again

[delicate kite]

i need a new quote

i am stuck saying sticky surprise

[crisp yoke]

Im gay

There you go

There’s ur quote

[amber delta]

that's a gay ass quote

[delicate kite]

Its ok we accept you no matter your preferences

my best friend is gay

[crisp yoke]

I’m not gay

[elder merlin]

Why do i hate regular baja blast, but love the citrus version?

Goddamn, its so good

[delicate kite]

#general-chat message
but this clearly states

[crisp yoke]

Cuz

[round mica]

Because you're

[crisp yoke]

Straighter than a line

[elder merlin]

I already know im gay, shut up

[crisp yoke]

Do you?

Do you know?

[elder merlin]

Eat her pants, @languid hazel

[round mica]

Did you know that if you shoot at Franklin's house he will eventually show up to defend his home?

[round mica]

I don't own pants

[crisp yoke]

@languid hazel ignore it, Dispose of Paul body

[faint charm]

this is the most harmful game to me since

world of tanks

damn that game hit me hard

[crisp yoke]

Woah

[languid hazel]

Nevative

[urban dove]

I assumed everyone online would be EU but the baja blast comment has thrown me off

[crisp yoke]

This chat is getting pretty homosexual

[urban dove]

Yall out here at 8am in the darktide discord?

[languid hazel]

They’re taken so I shan’t infringe on that :3

[crisp yoke]

It’s 9:42

[elder merlin]

You didnt see nothin

[urban dove]

[crisp yoke]

I saw everything

[round mica]

thats pretty fucking based of you, i respect it

[pseudo terrace]

a white monster and a marlboro red to start the day

[round mica]

remove the lung cancer pack and i agree

[urban dove]

My local bossman shop was out of the white monster so im here with my ultra ruby red

[elder merlin]

Fair enough, just bonk 'em on the head then

[pseudo terrace]

nah keep it

that’s just an RNG modifier

[amber delta]

you've heard of rotten armour now get ready for rotten lungs

[modest palm]

is fatshark having it's daily stroke streak?

[urban dove]

Stroking their shit?

[amber delta]

im stroking their steak

[round mica]

who else is up stroking their fatshark rn

[languid hazel]

I am petting my shonk :3

[round mica]

i just dont like the smoke that gives you cancer

[modest palm]

you cant possible stroke as hard as fatshark does

[urban dove]

Might give you cancer

[pseudo terrace]

if you do too much of anything it’s bad for you

[urban dove]

We take those odds

[pseudo terrace]

[twin dirge]

Smells pretty gay

[dire crane]

Dog i was grinding damnation (with idiots apparently) at 6 30AM let alone on the discord

[faint charm]

so uhh

[dire crane]

What does gay smell like?

[faint charm]

nvm

[urban dove]

Dedication, im almost off work at this point

[pseudo terrace]

why are we grinding damnation

just go to auric

[twin dirge]

Smells like homosexual, duh

[urban dove]

To find the absolute specimens of darktide that cant make it past damnation

A bit of a safari

[dire crane]

I haven't unlocked auric yet and I wanted to level up my weapons

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

incorrect ive been breathing since i was born and i quit anytime i want bro

i swear its not an addiction

[dire crane]

Same with coke

[urban dove]

Saw someone on the reddit saying they couldnt get past damnation for 500 hours the other day

[amber delta]

who's been watching ishowspeed africa tour

[twin dirge]

You're telling me eating 500 hot dogs a day is bad for me?

[urban dove]

Really depends how you eat them

[surreal ermine]

the people hard stuck on damnation are always the fucking worst lmao
get so pissy over the smallest things

[twin dirge]

I mean I'm 160~ and can't get past damn

[urban dove]

If you drink the brine after it counteracts the hot dogs

[twin dirge]

I've played 2 damnation matches

[lusty estuary]

500 hot dogs is a light lunch

[twin dirge]

Light snack, 500 more sir!

[urban dove]

We had some goblin the other day when doing damnation at lvl 10 tell us to go back to an easier difficulty after doing nothing with arbites but block the whole game

[lusty estuary]

double it and give it to the next person