general-chat

[quaint moss]

shits others

[whole glade]

whyuh

[shy sandal]

All i remember about that show was thinking "Damn, i wish they were playing Adventure Time" 🥀

[sleek harness]

So you can't read

[quaint moss]

mayhapnt

[sleek harness]

What

[whole glade]

SOUP's best 2025 is so funny

[twin dirge]

Realest shit

[astral basin]

I have never in my life owned a computer
Only a phone
Ill figure out the settings of a new phone or website fast enough
But discord? Figuring out bots? Making stickers? Too much stuff going on to care

[sleek harness]

Lazy

[jaunty path]

Reel

[astral basin]

Uninspired *

[sleek harness]

Missus

[sleek harness]

Same thing

[twin dirge]

Should I order waffle house

[astral basin]

😠

[sleek harness]

You going to order the whole waffle house?

You must be really hungry

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[astral basin]

go down to the waffle house after work fuck face

[twin dirge]

I am

Starving

[marsh iris]

waffle house down in the torrents

[jaunty path]

Aki

[twin dirge]

I have 4 hours go fuck yourself in the ass

[jaunty path]

Eat someone

[shy sandal]

Are waffles just square textured pancakes or is it a different recipe?

[sleek harness]

Buy me 99% of the waffles as conpersation

[jaunty path]

Different

[astral basin]

Currently doing so with… i regret this already
Anyways
Shove a bag of chips down your throat for now

[twin dirge]

Yesnt, usually you want the batter a little thicker since it's gonna be so thin from waffle shaping

Aside from that and personal seasoning

Same thing

[shy sandal]

So it's kind of what a calzone is to a pizza then?

[somber stream]

Interesting, i'll have to do a read about this later

[twin dirge]

Uhhh, yeah tbh

[somber stream]

Fish sauce tasted really good, but i have yet to implement it to my daily use

[twin dirge]

Calzone is just a rolled pizza

[shy sandal]

Istg Mesopotamia invented everything according to historians

[twin dirge]

Waffle is just crunchy pancake

[astral basin]

Pancakes you flip, waffles you press in a special machine

[twin dirge]

Ehhhhh

Pancake presses exist

[whole glade]

I FUCKING LOVE CROWBAR!!!!!

GRAHHHHHHHHHHH

[sleek harness]

Play Half Life 3

[marsh iris]

crowbar goes caw caw

[astral basin]

Pancake press exist??
Holy
Googling now

[somber stream]

I've only heard of waffle press

[whole glade]

WAFFLES ARE BETTAH

FUCK YA

[astral basin]

Fuck waffles

[whole glade]

fuck you

[astral basin]

Come on then

[whole glade]

you aint ever been to a waffle house hoe

[somber stream]

Do it live

[whole glade]

i can tell

pancake simp

[astral basin]

Bitch i grew up at waffle house
Its where my mom found her 3rd david to have kids with

[shy sandal]

Only place I've been in the U. S. Was a Wendy's and a Cracker Barrel

[somber stream]

Do you have rolled pancake over there in the state?

[twin dirge]

Imagine a waffle press, but it doesn't have lines lmfao

[somber stream]

Or you just have it rounded

[astral basin]

Rolled? Pancake?

[twin dirge]

Crepes?

[whole glade]

wendy is goog, craka barrel is 6/10 at best

[somber stream]

Yeah, ours are flat and rolled

[twin dirge]

Interesting

Yeah same

[shy sandal]

Yeah, you roll them and put ground beef inside the roll

[marsh iris]

flat and roll me

[whole glade]

not a swamp one at 3 am

Fuck ya bubba

[astral basin]

Cracker barrel is southern cuisine with a gift shop

[shy sandal]

I liked cracker barrel more, ngl

[quaint moss]

brownies were bussin, my parents trying to kick me out not so much. but atleast they make good brownies

[whole glade]

you dare insult my people with tht shit????

[twin dirge]

^ I got there for candy

They have hella candy

[astral basin]

Bayou bitch this is why your uncle sounds like a banjo

[whole glade]

just cook the food at home!

[twin dirge]

Not many crackers for a place called cracker barrel ngl

Actually

ACTUALLY

I take it back

[whole glade]

my uncle is mexican and adopted/mixed

[twin dirge]

It was basically only white people

[shy sandal]

I can't gng the ingredients are not easily available here

[twin dirge]

I suppose the name holds

[astral basin]

Im wheezing

Fuck

Koz

[shy sandal]

Also, i went there when i was traveling

[astral basin]

[whole glade]

yuh huh

[whole glade]

wha?

[shy sandal]

Isn't it the Firelink Shrine of white people? Ain't that the meme?

[whole glade]

my grandma hide the enchilada

[astral basin]

WAIT NOW YOU DONT KNOW???

Oh

My fuckin

Im

koz

[whole glade]

what?

thats lore

im being deadass

my grandma did segg with a mexican guy and my uncle adam spawned

[timid geyser]

I loaded into a failed mission XD

GG everyone

[astral basin]

Gg

[fallen grotto]

"Gg I carried"

[timid geyser]

Literally

[twin dirge]

Chat

Garlic Parm fries or chili cheese

Keeping in mind garlic Parm also has cheese and bacon

[astral basin]

Idk how many cousins i have
My great gramps was a rake
Didnt come out until after he died

[inland mantle]

I always say ez when that happens

[somber stream]

Remember folks

If a woman text you first

She's likely a fed

[marsh iris]

ghost her

[inland mantle]

Woman?

[twin dirge]

That explains a few things

[inland mantle]

The fuck is that

[astral basin]

Garlic parm
Never trust the chili

[shy sandal]

Grilled chicken

[twin dirge]

I already have that

[astral basin]

Or a foreigner sitting in an office building

[shy sandal]

More

[marsh iris]

[shy sandal]

MORE!

[somber stream]

Dond redeem

[marsh iris]

dond yourself

[shy sandal]

Why did you redeem?

[twin dirge]

I got more

are you proud father

[shy sandal]

Yes

[astral basin]

Man. I remember when i was 15. Just had access to the internet
Discord, tumblr, Pinterest
I was just scrolling images
Get a text from a random girl
“Hey do me a favor and help me get my video more views?”

“Sorry lady i would but it says i need a card. I dont have that. And like. Im a kid. This site seems spicy. Make sure you double check b4 you get in trouble”

[shy sandal]

Guys... Real question

[languid hazel]

Yes

[timid geyser]

I only answer fake questions

[shy sandal]

Tomboy Catachan or Femboy Felinid?

[timid geyser]

What

[astral basin]

…

…

@somber stream

I think you lost one of yours

[timid geyser]

Man

[somber stream]

whuh

[timid geyser]

I need to get better

I cannot complete an auric without dying

[civic otter]

Commissar's bolt round

[somber stream]

Tomboy Felinid

[astral basin]

Look up rezero felix

[languid hazel]

Tomboy Catachan

Next question

[astral basin]

Tomboy catachan is my vote indeed

[somber stream]

Catachan is tomboy by default

[marsh iris]

tomboy catachan

[inland mantle]

Lock in

[timid geyser]

Im doing my best v.v

[marsh iris]

lock me in

[inland mantle]

[jaunty path]

pateince

[inland mantle]

No

[shy sandal]

I think that's my queue to go to sleep

[jaunty path]

just dont run aheae

ahead

[timid geyser]

I got left behind this time XD

I get to caught up in the horde lowkey

[inland mantle]

Be like that

[thick fog]

You people are so washed
What happened to twinks

[marsh iris]

imagine the tomboy catachan smell

[astral basin]

Told bro to look up a classic anime trap
Hope theyre happy

[timid geyser]

I dont have a fucking person in my ear pressing a clicker going "hey stop fucking with the random horde lets go"

[thick fog]

[shy sandal]

I'm the twink

[inland mantle]

Normally I just go at my own pace if they run ahead oh well auric is just a boot leg solo mode anyways 90% of the time

[astral basin]

Death to twinks

[drowsy axle]

sounds like a khornate worshipper to me

[timid geyser]

ima be real I dont know enough to know what that means

[astral basin]

Aggressive twink-death

[somber stream]

Total femboy annihilation

[marsh iris]

arent twink from teletubies

[astral basin]

Khorn
Chaos god
The red guy
Hes angry

[shy sandal]

That's like 60% of the darktide playerbase though

[somber stream]

Total femboy annihilation.

[civic otter]

This guy gets it

[lethal solstice]

The future it sector will crumble

Humanity will plunge into a communications dark age

[timid geyser]

Idk how much of the furries in IT are Femboys?

[lethal solstice]

Don't have to be both

[timid geyser]

Exactly

[marsh iris]

proceed with testosterone-inducing exterminatus

[shy sandal]

It's gotta be at least half of them

[timid geyser]

Ima be real as someone who worked IT in the goverment sector

[somber stream]

Install the Globules

[astral basin]

Its fine.
The sooner we kill the IT department
The sooner we can get licht into being part of the entertainment industry
The artsy part of it

[timid geyser]

I would literally classify myself at the time as the only "Femboy"

[marsh iris]

the broglobes installed

[lethal solstice]

At the time

[timid geyser]

Tho I upgraded to just being a woman so.

[lethal solstice]

I specified future IT sector

[somber stream]

"I work in the Industry "

[timid geyser]

Man I would of been nice to have Another queer person to talk to.

it*

omg

im high af

[astral basin]

I wonder if most of IT is just disillusioned potential art majors

[elder merlin]

"My dad owns the industry, so i know whats what"

[timid geyser]

Uhhh

I was prior military so

hands up

No major at all

[marsh iris]

you a major

[timid geyser]

Naw

[shy sandal]

No, that's the graphic designers

[elder merlin]

No major? I thought ya'll had tons of them, aint that a rank?

[timid geyser]

Major Major

I knew a major major

[somber stream]

Fuck you too m8

[marsh iris]

Majorine

[elder merlin]

Why the fuck they have it twice?

[astral basin]

“Thats my name, but im a sergeant”

[timid geyser]

their last name is literally major

[elder merlin]

[timid geyser]

I think I met a Parts

[elder merlin]

Thought it was a type of rank

[timid geyser]

I mean it is

it can also be a last name

[elder merlin]

Wait

[astral basin]

“Major Major Major. My daddy was a bit of a jokester”

[elder merlin]

Double major is a rank too?

Thought it was just major, singular

[timid geyser]

Tho I was airforce so not Private v.v

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

“Well sergeant, we’re promoting you to major”

[misty trench]

no it's a guy called Major, with the rank of Major

[marsh iris]

is there a sergeant minor

[twin dirge]

Major major

[misty trench]

so he's Major Major

[elder merlin]

No, i get that

[timid geyser]

Im forgetting all the funny last names I saw

[elder merlin]

I thought she was saying double major was also a rank

I only knew of the regular major, was what i was saying

[misty trench]

there's no opportunities to promote to triple major so they don't do double

[elder merlin]

Dont mind me, im just stupid

[astral basin]

Incan he was just a sergeant
Sergeant major major major
Then he became a major
So now hes
Major major major major

[elder merlin]

[lethal solstice]

We know

[timid geyser]

Major Major the fourth

[marsh iris]

this major word now looking wierd

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/major-payne-payne-killing-is-my-business-business-is-good-gif-14168687

[shy sandal]

Graphic Designers are usually more talented than art majors though

I've been to both circles

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/bAqot.gif

[somber stream]

I'm currently a Graphic Designer

[dusty wind]

Been out of the loop. Did they ever ETA us about when the dlc classes will get a store rotation?

[lethal solstice]

No

[timid geyser]

I need to go to thrift stores and see if I can find random burnt CDs

[somber stream]

Fighting tooth and nail to quit to study art lol

[timid geyser]

and play them

[marsh iris]

sweden is not on planet earth yet

[timid geyser]

find out what peoples music tastes are

[shy sandal]

That's why you draw well, and i draw like a bum 💔

[timid geyser]

find a burnt CD that says Sexy time

[somber stream]

Practice makes perfect, i draw a lot back then

Somewhere in my 25s i realized i can't and won't die working as a GD

Much prefer the pen over the mouse

[tender horizon]

10 hour cbat loop

[astral basin]

Arbites? Never
Scum? Soon™

[tender horizon]

No.

[ripe tangle]

Hmmm

a Rabbits a normal thing to have as pets?

I think they are

[astral basin]

Yes

Farm animal

[shy sandal]

I've been studying art as much as i can currently and starting my own business. The business part has been a clusterfuck, lol

[tender horizon]

I'd say they're uncommon but not abnormal

[somber stream]

As in art related business?

[ripe tangle]

Kinda like owning a bird or a Bearded Dragon

[somber stream]

That takes a lot of planning and knowledge

[misty trench]

not abnormal unless you're in Queensland in which case you need a permit

[ripe tangle]

not at all weird, just not super common

[astral basin]

Rabbits are fairly common
No less exotic than a pig or bird

[tender horizon]

Ive known more people with birds than rabbits tbh

Anecdotal ofc

Ive known more people with lizards than rabbits too

[shy sandal]

yeah, opening my own shop, advertisement, dealing with clients, time management

[misty trench]

birds are pretty common pets lol

[ripe tangle]

Invasive species or something?

[misty trench]

yeah, I mean...rabbit proof fence and all

[tender horizon]

Knew some fuck with 7 parrots

Great way to say "do not sleep over my house"

[astral basin]

The hillllls are aliiiiive with rabbit thumpiiiing

[misty trench]

training all 7 to tell doorknockers to fuck off

[ripe tangle]

I knew a kid in Highschool who owned a Parrot and that parrot used to call people the N-word, he didn’t teach the parrot that, the parrot learned it from a previous owner before it ended up in the whatever place it was he got it from

[somber stream]

Self-employment require time management, marketing, public relations on top of a well established foundation in art skills. I suppose if you're good enough, won't have to think too much about maintaining relations with your patrons as well

[misty trench]

some people should not be allowed to own pets

[astral basin]

Hard or soft r?

[ripe tangle]

really hard r, like, harder r than the rest of the word…

[marsh iris]

ARRRR MATEY

[astral basin]

It IS a parrot…
Ever hear them say rock?

[misty trench]

last cockatoo I hung out with knew how to ask for scritches

[ripe tangle]

do they say rock like Rock

[misty trench]

was very cute

[astral basin]

Rrrrrawk

[ripe tangle]

Cute

[tender horizon]

Could never own a bird tbh

[ripe tangle]

Yeah makes sense

[tender horizon]

Too loud

[misty trench]

he'd be like "a scratch?" 🥹

[autumn plank]

more common than you might think sadly

[ripe tangle]

Cockatoos are amazing

[delicate kite]

I want a lamb as a pet someday

[ripe tangle]

People teaching talking birds to say naughty words you mean?

[misty trench]

birds in general are great, lots of personality in 'em

[delicate kite]

Lambs are peak

[misty trench]

I mean tbf most animals have a lot of personality if you put the time in to getting to know 'em

[arctic shoal]

I could never stand having a bird as a pet, even letting them roam the house it ain't the same as seen them fly in the wild

[tender horizon]

That's my thought as well

[autumn plank]

very much so yes

[delicate kite]

I have a colleague and she has a parrot named Loulou

She has even small leash for him when they go outside

And he can do tricks

Literal god

[arctic shoal]

[astral basin]

Anyone born in the 70s here has that word ingrained in the minds ngl
Doenst matter who it is
The only people ive met thats gen z unironically using the word grew up in areas that had the 1 black guy and nothing else, and think its funny bc generational death of context

[misty trench]

I loved my budgie when I was a kid but I'm not willing to own pet birds at this point unless I managed to get my hands on a significant aviary space

and even then like...ehhh I'll just make friends with the wild birds, it's easy enough to do

[delicate kite]

I was mentally born in 1271

Does that count

[autumn plank]

my parrot picked up on some of the southern accent and now wont stop asking for beers

ive never been prouder

[tender horizon]

Speaking of beers

[tender horizon]

You like Fosters?

Do aussies actually drink fosters?

[astral basin]

Tell him its sunday

[ripe tangle]

I lived in a mostly white suburb at the time and so did this kid, his parents got the bird from a shelter or whatever and it was already saying it a lot, iirc they were trying really hard to get her to say something else

[trail bramble]

no lmao

[astral basin]

60s-70s*
But. Yeah

[trail bramble]

VB is the stereotypical beer here

[ripe tangle]

Sorry I had to edit, the parrot I’m pretty sure was female so I changed the him to her

[trail bramble]

that or a great northern

[tender horizon]

Don't think they carry that

[tender horizon]

Or that

[astral basin]

Bird is bird
Bird probably dirt by now.
…though some live a freakishly long time

[trail bramble]

Tooheys rounds out the triumvirate

[misty trench]

fuck no and fuck no

[ripe tangle]

I personally really love birds, my father has a phobia of them though so I never had any growing up

also wtf is Fosters?

[tender horizon]

Beer

[misty trench]

great northern is good, VB is bleh and XXXX is literal piss

[trail bramble]

awful beer

[tender horizon]

I'm going to the liquor store tomorrow

Thought I might buy beer

[wheat harness]

piss mentioned

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with it? Does it taste like piss or something?

[tender horizon]

Probably just going to be tequila

[misty trench]

crappy beer that nobody here drinks but gets stereotypically associated with australia by foreigners

[arctic shoal]

Fosters in the EU is an 'American' themed restaurant chain

[tender horizon]

Its how fosters markets tbh

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never had a Fosters, I think I’ve seen it in Liquor Stores maybe?

I’m not sure

[trail bramble]

yeah they got Paul Hogan in an ad for Fosters like a week after Crocodile Dundee came out

[misty trench]

only big brand beers back home that are particularly good is like..great northern and carlton draught is ok

Tooheys honestly isn't bad but I don't drink it really

[tender horizon]

I don't normally drink beer, but I figured I might as well get something I haven't had while I'm there

[misty trench]

although I live in Canada now anyway so I'm stuck with Canadian booze

[ripe tangle]

is Fosters as bad as Natural Light?

[tender horizon]

I've been drinking tequila or vodka lately tbh

[ripe tangle]

Natural Light is America’s worst beer

[tender horizon]

I doubt it tbh

[misty trench]

never tried the latter so I couldn't compare

[tender horizon]

Natty is piss water, type of beer you get a 24 pack of for $20

[ripe tangle]

Natural Light also called “Natty Light” is basically piss water

[tender horizon]

Stack cases to the ceiling for parties tho

Tbh

I'll drink a natty tall boy

[misty trench]

but Fosters is like...Bud type of bad

generic megacorpo sloppa

[tender horizon]

It gets you there

[misty trench]

oh ok we skip straight to the goon bag if we're going that cheapo

[astral basin]

For some reason natural lights get over stocked here
Sometimes ill sell a case but
Not enough to warrant the amount they bring in

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never had a Fosters so I can’t tell you if it’s bad or not

[tender horizon]

Tbh I'm probably going to look at the beer and just buy hard liquor

[ripe tangle]

Because noone actually buys or drinks it

because it’s A W F U L

[tender horizon]

If someone bought natty ime they'd buy tall boys for like, $1.50 instead of cases

[shy sandal]

We talking beers?

[ripe tangle]

yes

and Nattys is absolutely the worst beer in America

by fucking far

[astral basin]

We had to fight to stop the guy from dropping a full crate every other month
Our typical brands are
Michelob, modelo, budlight, budweiser

[misty trench]

I'ma be real there's not a single american beer that I've enjoyed so far

mind you I haven't tried too many

[shy sandal]

Idk about the worst one, but for some reason. I have never found someone who hated on Heineken.

Like, it's one of the few ones majority agrees it's alright

[tender horizon]

Good american beer is made small scale and not exported ime

[ripe tangle]

You probably only ever tried megacorpo slop

[tender horizon]

Local brewery stuff

[misty trench]

Heineken is exceedingly mid/average

[thick tulip]

Wtf? Nah

[tender horizon]

Heineken is a great corp beer imo

Like I'll never say no to a Heineken

[thick tulip]

Its sht

[tender horizon]

I don't want one

[ripe tangle]

if you ever come here to my State for ehatever reason Aquila, I’ll show you good beer

[tender horizon]

But I won't not drink it either

[shy sandal]

Yeah, but isn't it weird almost no one hates on it?

[misty trench]

nah like, there are so many beers that are worse than it lol

[astral basin]

I prefer my woodford reserve, crown, and fireball

[tender horizon]

I'll take a Heineken over a Bud or a Miller tbh

[astral basin]

No beer for me. Straight liquor

[misty trench]

I'll keep that in mind though frankly I don't want to deal with the American border experience again any time soon, especially not in the current climate lol

[thick tulip]

Well. Ok. But I don't drink beer just because it's beer. I won't touch stuff I don't like.

[tender horizon]

Sometimes you drink something cause it's good

[astral basin]

Incan afraid that by some miracle he gets through the airport
Hell get the ICE experience

[tender horizon]

Sometimes you drink something cause it gets you where you need to be

[misty trench]

waking up in Lebanon because they asked grok to profile me

[ripe tangle]

I like Ziegenbock and Shiner, I also like local IPAs like Saint Arnold…. I also just gave away where I’m from lol

[tender horizon]

I like Bonesaw tbh

Bonesaw makes good beer

[fallen tree]

stone and wood, from byron bay 🤤

[misty trench]

I like the stuff from Whistler brewing co. and Steamworks

[ripe tangle]

If I called you a coward? Would you foolhardedly come here just to spite me? Then we can party lol.

[misty trench]

the only downside is everything in Byron is overpriced

[fallen tree]

so true

[astral basin]

Lucia youve mentioned that city a handful of times
Besides. If you narrow texas down to cities. It only gets smaller on technicality

[misty trench]

No I wouldn't! (yeah I probably would)

[ripe tangle]

[astral basin]

Actually
I wonder what texas would look like if you carve off the homesteads

[ripe tangle]

wdym carve off the homesteads?

[misty trench]

I wonder what texas would look like if they adopted the metric system for like 2 hours

[shy sandal]

Pure Chaos

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-panic-fire-gif-27173222

[ripe tangle]

you realize Texas’ population is like 85% of Texans are Urban dwellers right?

[misty trench]

they're trying to contemplate their 38 litre hats

[astral basin]

A lot of texas is ranch and range
See a gas station and stop no matter your fuel level kind of open in some places
What if we. Cut out the private properties at 10+ acres
15+?
Never learned acre size concept

[tender horizon]

I think I'd rather shoot myself than live in texas

[ripe tangle]

also using Metric isn’t that hard… I convert it in my head automatically and have been doing it since I was a kid.

but uhhh… I’m also math autistic or whatever

so maybe I’m an outlier

[misty trench]

I think I'd do just fine in Texas in terms of like, blending in...maybe

[ripe tangle]

probably tbh

[astral basin]

(Insert stereotype for lucia)

[shy sandal]

Convert farenheit to Kelvin, NOW!

[ripe tangle]

Gimme a number

[molten charm]

-40

[shy sandal]

128 farenheit

[astral basin]

42

[ripe tangle]

like 330 K?

[misty trench]

330 thousand

[ripe tangle]

How much was I off?

[shy sandal]

6 or 7

[ripe tangle]

is that good or bad?

[shy sandal]

pretty good actually

[ripe tangle]

c:

[astral basin]

I wish my final years of highschool wasnt so depressive
Trigonometry was a complicated aggravation at the time. Bane to the uninspired and non willing to learn

[ripe tangle]

Realistically you’d probably be fine, locals would probably really like your accent; otherwise I don’t think you’d have problems with anyone.

Considering how ya are and all

[marsh iris]

im a local

[hidden trout]

We can always tell.

[gaunt bridge]

So what’s next for Fatshark? Just recycling skins, or are we actually getting something new?

[molten charm]

wdym i can't just do a stupid cowboy accent

[thick tulip]

I'm also local. But probably local to a different place o.o

[astral basin]

Hmmmmmm
Does incan have the hugh or the irwin?

Oh

I remember now

[molten charm]

next, the shark needs to lose some weight

[royal badge]

There's been another class found in the files

[thick tulip]

They lowering MTX prices?

[royal badge]

Never :p

[ripe tangle]

I assume he has an Aussie accent though I never heard it, he looks a bit like Inigo Montoya which is unironically cool imo.

[astral basin]

I got a memory flashbang of hank and incan leaking stream clips of themselves

[shy sandal]

I think i lost my accent as i got older, most people just say i sound zesty speaking 💔

[astral basin]

I called him twinkish

[gaunt bridge]

Nobody wants new classes. Give us an event worth playing new mission, ranked Havoc, something

[marsh iris]

local gang 🤝

[lilac crag]

hiiii arm

[lethal solstice]

Fuck you mean ranked havoc

[lilac crag]

perhaps, depends when

[royal badge]

I'm not a dev

[hidden trout]

Not only has it been just over a month, they just got back from their winter vacation

[royal badge]

All 2 havoc players will be really excited

[somber stream]

3 or 4 is the usual for me

[misty trench]

I specced heavy into charisma

[gaunt bridge]

leaderboared

[lethal solstice]

Oh

[marsh iris]

need another vacation to settle down from last vacation

[misty trench]

dumped wis

[ripe tangle]

This is common for people who move to new countries or to people who speak a lot in languages that are not their native tongue, it’s common to lose your accent that way after a few years

[lethal solstice]

Nobody cares about that

[astral basin]

We get an event every 3-7 months with content releases, and we get seasonals
Just gotta wait

[lethal solstice]

All the times would just be shitty speedrunning comps

[misty trench]

tbf I am like 5'7 and 150lbs

[hidden trout]

Leaderboard havoc would be miserable cuz speedrunners would grow an even bigger ego for refusing to play the game and stroke themselves saying theyre better than everyone else

[tender horizon]

Gain 200 pounds and you'll be the average american, blend in fine.

[molten charm]

then arrange it by kills/damage only. no time category

[lethal solstice]

That encourages farming

[tender horizon]

People already stroke their ego to damage numbers and it sucks

[somber stream]

Just wear a short, floral shirt with a fanny bag and you'll mix in just fine

[tender horizon]

Just get in the end game elevator

Stop wasting my time

[ripe tangle]

only boomer tourists abroad dress like that Licht.

[misty trench]

https://www.twitch.tv/incandescent_au/clip/CallousAggressiveRingUncleNox

[ripe tangle]

they don’t wear that stuff at home

[marsh iris]

tourist?

[somber stream]

American tourist, yeah

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream

[royal badge]

How tf you whining about no content and then one of the things you call "content" is a havoc leaderboard lmao

[somber stream]

Ah dangit

[ripe tangle]

Still better than Socks with Sandals you damn Kraut

[marsh iris]

add socks and sandals to be boomer german tourist

[somber stream]

Nothing wrong with it 🫵

[tender horizon]

I want them to make the game engine work properly, personally.

[astral basin]

Mfw im a flannel guy

[ripe tangle]

There’s a lot wrong with it!

[marsh iris]

i wear socks and crocks

[molten charm]

why are socks with sandals bad
does everyone complaining about socks with sandals just love looking at toes so much

[astral basin]

Ngl. My feet peel in sandals/flops

[somber stream]

Sandals offer freedom to the toes while retain the form while walking with a shoe, the socks, offer warmth during a cold day

[shy sandal]

That's comfy as hell

[somber stream]

It's, perfection

[royal badge]

Stingray's like an old man with a walking chair

[astral basin]

I wouldnt call it perfection

[shy sandal]

I will never slime my grandpa's fashion sense

[astral basin]

Its. “Im going to the mailbox and dont want shoes”

[misty trench]

god it's always a trip going through my old verm clips

[fallen tree]

i wouldnt go out in public with socks and thongs/sandals, but if i have to go outside for a moment then sure

[lethal solstice]

Its their old man and we'll deal with it

[tender horizon]

They gotta do something. Rot armor mist clouds lag the game. Blight spreads lags the game. Cranial is making the game crash. They either gotta fix the engine or stop making modifiers that fuck with the engine.

[astral basin]

Lolol i have a vermintide clip

[somber stream]

Thongs...

[shy sandal]

It's, "i'm gonna sit on a rocking chair in front of my house and stare at people judgingly"

[somber stream]

You have gotta stop using that word for slippers, man

[royal badge]

I don't really want to see their dirty socks either

[misty trench]

luv me thongs

[fallen tree]

i added sandals because i knew someone would say it

[marsh iris]

thong thong thong thong thong thong

[tender horizon]

Maybe you are a twink.

[misty trench]

I do be an otter ngl

[somber stream]

[ripe tangle]

mfw I was in Germany and yaknow what I wore everyday?

I wore all black jeans, boots, long sleeved shirts and covered myself from the sun with a hat while walking, the hat was wide brimmed and also black, I looked out of place because everyone else wore shorts and stuff because that’s how people in Germany dress in Mai.

[dull hamlet]

Are there any ocean planets in WH?

[shy sandal]

Do people even know what an otter means, outside the lgbt?

[molten charm]

gunlugger patttern felid print thongs (xxxxxl)
fartshark pls add

[astral basin]

sent my clip to zeal.
Kruber gets slapped

[misty trench]

GOOD QUESTION...I actually have no idea

[marsh iris]

german wear is normal core

[royal badge]

You're wearing that in the summer?

That sounds miserable

[tender horizon]

Yes, always sunny had a whole bit about it.

[somber stream]

Nobody would suspect a thing should you wear those in big cities

[ripe tangle]

I dress that way year round…

[somber stream]

Maybe loose the hat

[ripe tangle]

I mostly did tbh

[tender horizon]

Stay on the internet long enough and you'll learn all sorts of things.

[shy sandal]

Ofc it's always sunny had a bit about it

[royal badge]

Yeah that sounds awful lmao, you're basically wearing a mobile oven

[misty trench]

German clothes are hooked up to an app that ensures you're not having too much fun right?

[ripe tangle]

So?

I live in Texas and dress that way…

year round

[astral basin]

Lucia is under investigation for being a vampire anyways
The all black outfit w wide brim is a demerit

[ripe tangle]

the hat is to keep the sun off my face

[misty trench]

being a vampire in Texas sounds like a hard task ngl lmao

[ripe tangle]

;~;

[misty trench]

like being an Aussie vampire is pretty much game over innit

[royal badge]

It just sounds miserable lmao

[tender horizon]

You ever read Redneck?

[somber stream]

Black jeans in Texas is wild ngl

[tender horizon]

It's about vampires in the south running a BBQ ring, good comic

[royal badge]

Just self torture atp

[fallen tree]

either they learnt to adapt or we're 100% vampire free

[ripe tangle]

This sounds cool, I’ll read it if you cab link it

[tender horizon]

I feel like the most fucked up place to he a vampire would be Italy I'm ngl

[shy sandal]

"Vampire can only be invited" rules vs. "Stand your ground" rules

[astral basin]

I dont like my thighs being that toasty
I over wear jeans as is

[ripe tangle]

guys

[misty trench]

they fell for the fake SPF ratings and got filtered

[ripe tangle]

The worst place to be a Vampire is Saudi Arabia.

[royal badge]

Just don't go out during the day

Deserts are cool at night

[ripe tangle]

People will suspect something’s off when you don’t show up to the Call of Prayer

[misty trench]

actually according to the latest interview with the vampire series, it's very viable to be a vampire cryptobillionaire in dubai

[astral basin]

The invitation rule for vamps is more of a warning when in texas
“That aint no free meal, pal.”

[royal badge]

That's cuz dubai is dubai

[arctic escarp]

religious laws are nothin when you got the dough 🤑

[grand sinew]

Holy fuck

My game is so smooth

[misty trench]

many such cases!

[shy sandal]

No, it's prolly Mexico or Brazil just because there's prolly a cross on every street you walk into and everyone is catholic, so they know how to beat you

[grand sinew]

I can finally play games on high settings 💀

[ripe tangle]

Oh damn, fair enough lol

[grand sinew]

My eyes are still adjusting to it

[astral basin]

Imagine a new zealand vampire

[royal badge]

Everyone's basically a van helsing

[astral basin]

Storms covering the sky 70% of the year

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/vade-retro-van-helsing-cross-burn-gif-13412997

[astral basin]

Incan at it again w the og clip

[tender horizon]

Idk if i can link it in genchat cause yk, 🏴‍☠️

[arctic escarp]

imagining we get an Arabic Van Helsing and his name's Ibn Al-Zikh

[ripe tangle]

dm me

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-emotional-vampire-humor-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-joking-around-gif-6869426455139246334

[ripe tangle]

What country would be the best for Vampires though?

[tender horizon]

Enjoy

[misty trench]

this would be fucking fire ngl

[tender horizon]

I used to collect it

[misty trench]

honestly it feels like the pacific northwest is a good candidate

[arctic escarp]

ig anywhere with great minority rights

[ripe tangle]

I could see a place like WA or BC being great for them tbh

[lethal solstice]

New england (far northeastern us)

Or unironically NYC

[shy sandal]

French Vampires, they would be scary if they weren't on a blood strike

[ripe tangle]

New England would be nice for Vampires too

[misty trench]

yea like, 6+ months of the year really is just kinda grey skies and rain

[little marten]

WHY DO I GET TO THE TRAIN STATION AND THEN GET TOLD NO OFFICE

[astral basin]

Any place where the weather is perpetually stormy
Is why i mentioned new zealand

[little marten]

I HAD TO SHOWER

[arctic escarp]

honestly anywhere thats not near the equator

Vampires wanna avoid that heatwave as much as possible

[tired steeple]

Hello

[somber stream]

How often do you shower in Winter?

[ripe tangle]

Where I live we get two seasons, Summer for 11 months straight and a mild winter where it lasts around a month…

[little marten]

Vampires can get fucked u try get in my house imma leave you standing at the door bitch

[tender horizon]

Daily.

[little marten]

#noinvites

[misty trench]

vampires ain't fucking surviving back home

[tired steeple]

Honest to god wonder where the “vampires need an invite” thing came from

[somber stream]

Daily? Madness!

[ripe tangle]

Wtf

I’d die in Australia…

[little marten]

When it is demanded of me

[ripe tangle]

good lord

[shy sandal]

South Korea.

[tender horizon]

If i don't shower everyday I start slipping back into depression tbqh.

Routine helps.

[tired steeple]

How long is the sun down in Australia

[arctic escarp]

my darker melanin has prepared me for this

[tired steeple]

During night

[little marten]

Depression is better for survival than showering

[misty trench]

I'd say this is a particularly bad year but like, we break records every year so lol lmao

[astral basin]

“We didnt start the fi- oh wait its actually on fire”

[somber stream]

Twice a week, take it or leave it

[tender horizon]

Nah.

[ripe tangle]

Time for a Parasol and a water flavored snowcone aka a cup of crushed ice

[tired steeple]

Cause I was wondering how long vampires could actually be active in Australia

[little marten]

Nothing cleaner than daily affirmations in front of the bathroom mirror;

“You are enough.”
“I am enough.”
“You are strong.”
“I am strong.”
“You are wise.”
“I am wise.”
“You are woke.”
“I am woke.”

[misty trench]

hmm depends on where you are I suppose but where I was sunset would be around about 8pm-ish at the absolute latest during the height of summer

[tired steeple]

that's not awful actually

[astral basin]

Netherlands vampires casually dine rather than hunt

[somber stream]

We are Kenough

[delicate kite]

Is your location green dot ?

Do you live in the ocean ?

[misty trench]

and then it'd be nice and bright by about 5-6am

so yeah it's pretty solid night

[astral basin]

Those are incans secret fishing spots

[little marten]

English vampires don’t suck blood just finances via tv license

[misty trench]

that's where I'm hiding the hive scum and arbites cosmetics

[ripe tangle]

Aquila secretly lived in the middle of the Indian Ocean, he’s actually a Merman

[delicate kite]

: (

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-ben-stiller-merman-funny-mermaid-gif-3548518

[delicate kite]

Noooooooo admin abusing powers

[tired steeple]

vampires over here would manage

[delicate kite]

Gif that works is unfair to working class

[tired steeple]

sun rises in japan at like 4 am

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wanna-see-me-do-it-again-gif-14496504

[astral basin]

Join the crack heads in class chats if you want perms

[delicate kite]

Sticky surprise

[ripe tangle]

do a gif of me

if you dare

[misty trench]

Argenta before she takes 400 shots in one turn

[shy sandal]

Misses 389 of them

[tender horizon]

That game still hasn't released all the dlc right

Rogue trader

[little marten]

2 more to go baby

[astral basin]

Lucia nuked?

[delicate kite]

wow really?

holy shit

[little marten]

Trazyn and orks

[ripe tangle]

I always nuke myself

[delicate kite]

WHOW

[little marten]

(Possibly not orks)

[delicate kite]

ORKS?

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-warhammer-black-templar-meme-sister-of-battle-gif-15709903298081962316

[tender horizon]

I've been waiting to commit to a playthrough till it's done tbh

[ripe tangle]

only real Gigachads self nuke

[trail bramble]

kind of upset this sticker doesn't say ABSOLUTE GRYNEMA ngl

[little marten]

It’s a big derelict space hulk I think the 4th dlc

[trail bramble]

4th is necron focused, right?

[little marten]

Isn’t that 3rd?

[trail bramble]

That's all we know?

[misty trench]

but the few that do hit kill the encounter

tbh I've never had many issues with Argenta's accuracy once you get a few levels and a heavy weapon

[trail bramble]

I just had her use a long las the whole game

Until Yrliet replaced her

[tender horizon]

I kinda hate how obligatory playing an officer feels in RT

[misty trench]

I had her on a heavy bolter and heavy flamer

[little marten]

NO.

[shy sandal]

Having a commissar officer makes this twice as funny to do.

"Argenta, MAG DUMP AGAIN"

[misty trench]

tbf it's not obligatory at all, though ofc it's very strong

[ripe tangle]

Argenta + Yrliet + Cassia = everyone who fights the Rogue Trader is getting shot or their brain is going to melt.

[tender horizon]

Everyone else kinda does other classes better ime

You might as well be an extra turn battery for your arch militants

[misty trench]

like I did have Cassia my beloved as my resident officer

[tender horizon]

Tbh I did not use Cassia

[misty trench]

and she's straight up unstoppable within like...a couple levels

[tender horizon]

Ik

[shy sandal]

You guys are making me want to play the game again...

[tender horizon]

Thats why

[tired steeple]

cassia could solo the game

[misty trench]

rn I'm doing Arbitrator warrior and it's like, me and abelard just go to town on dudes like uhhh

[delicate kite]

Argenta with infinite bolter

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/swat-meme-gif-18623260

[tender horizon]

Cassia third eye ability nuking a room, Argenta heavy bolter nuking a room, Kibbles nuking a room with blade dancer shenanigans

[delicate kite]

My beloved

I wish we had ogryn fella in rt

[misty trench]

yea my first run I was biomancer+bladedancer and executioner and it was just like...the fight ends on my turn and oftentimes that was the first turn

did not realise how insane bladedancer was at the time

[astral basin]

“I dont need the emperor to bless my aim, the ammo box will do.”

[tender horizon]

I will now move across the entire room 4 times and nuke everything

[outer jasper]

this is funny I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to buy ready or not

[grand sinew]

Ok so darktide on high graphics PC: quiet
Loads gatcha game: I hear the fans

[misty trench]

I wanna try a commissar soldier next and go heavy into dual wielding pistols for da vibes

[grand sinew]

Watch me load Minecraft and my PC goes crazy

[delicate kite]

Minecraft is the new crysis

[astral basin]

Ready or not has overwhelmingly mixed-bad reviews
Consensus
They didnt deliver

[grand sinew]

Fixed d gatcha graphics

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-tobi-naruto-sasuke-uchiha-obito-uchiha-gif-11799039094038484275

[grand sinew]

Darktide I need to mess around a lil more

[outer jasper]

discord users trying to understand what a joke is

[grand sinew]

Some stuff looks high quality, some stuff looks a bit fried

[tender horizon]

RoN was better pre 1.0 when missions could be semi randomized.

[astral basin]

Internet user forgetting emotions dont work in text

Wait

[outer jasper]

they do youre simply choosing to ignore it

[astral basin]

Heres an emotion that does

Cringe

[delicate kite]

anyone here managed to play dark heresy

[astral basin]

UwU

[delicate kite]

does it fucks?

[misty trench]

love playing Ready or Not and watching my AI teammate have a magdumping wallbang battle against an AI enemy

[tender horizon]

Love playing my immersive sim game where the ai will have a last stand deathmatch over jaywalking crimes

Crack giving them the superpower of ignoring .308 to the chest

[lyric frigate]

arbites

[astral basin]

OwO notices your bul- ERROR HERESY DETECTED REBOOTING MEMORY BANKS

[tender horizon]

RoN is such a larp game tbh

[lyric frigate]

i hope you explode

[misty trench]

I had some fun with it but it loses replay value so fast

[tender horizon]

A bunch of guns that all do the same exact thing, 9000 cosmetics for your barbie doll operator

[lyric frigate]

ron like the destiny raid?

[frigid spoke]

you will be charged with excessive force for sneezing and the department will give your ai an award for hitting the hostage through 7 walls

[tender horizon]

The semi random missions carried it

[misty trench]

only reason I stuck to it for a while after 1.0 was it's one of the few games to actually have an F90 instead of a standard AUG

but that got boring fast

[tender horizon]

Like the fact that every mission is the exact same now ruined the replayability

[lyric frigate]

whats

RoN

[tender horizon]

Ready or Not

[lyric frigate]

oh

[delicate kite]

The only thing i heard about ready or not is some controversial stuff post launch or something

[lyric frigate]

right

[delicate kite]

something with them not keeping their word, but thats about it

ofc that might just be internet drama

[lyric frigate]

didnt that game get review bombed to hell

[tender horizon]

Idk, I didn't pay attention. All Ik is ime it progressively got worse.

And everyone who plays it is a massive bootlicking nerd.

[ripe tangle]

I have obtained food, fresh white rice and raw eggs I put on top of them.

[delicate kite]

nice

diet maxxing

[misty trench]

they said they wouldn't censor the game because the whole point of the game was to be extremely gritty and brutal (edgy tbh).

They ended up censoring parts of the game so they could get a console release

[tender horizon]

Rip crack tween

[little marten]

Fine by me

[ripe tangle]

the hot rice kinda half-cooks the egg

if that makes sense

[delicate kite]

in that case if they didnt add stuff afterwards to compensate, because that would have atleast made things better imho

i like to think in 'you loose some you win some' kind of way

[tender horizon]

It was edgy but tbh I liked the edge presented in it.

Cause like.

[wooden creek]

Gamers are now upset about not being able to see the crackhead ghillie suit man's penis

[delicate kite]

If thats for real

then idk

i ll stick to warhammer

[little marten]

Hate it when the game industry censors massive dongs

[misty trench]

I did appreciate that the sheer horror of it all is very clearly the fault of the people in charge/at the top of society

it got that right at least

[tender horizon]

It felt insane in a way that's true to life.

[twin dirge]

Man that was good

But also

Now all my burps taste like garlic parm

[ripe tangle]

.....

[little marten]

Ready or not more like I don’t care if it’s our 6th try I’m still not putting a silencer on

[tender horizon]

RoN more like I'm only using the beanbag shotgun

[twin dirge]

^

BB shotgun is life

[tender horizon]

Its somehow more effective than every other weapon and I'll get my S rank

[little marten]

Beans get baked around these parts 😈

[twin dirge]

That's because you can actually fire using the beanbag gun

Can't kill people and S rank

Gotta non lethal

[astral basin]

Whos ready for Concords revival?

[ripe tangle]

it incapacitates with the same effectiveness as a shotgun with slugs but you get extra points for non-lethal

[twin dirge]

^

[misty trench]

well also the beanbags do a better job of incapacitating than actual bullets, for w/e reason

[twin dirge]

You can kill people with it if you headshot lmfao

[tender horizon]

No i mean the beanbag is literally more effective than the shotguns and the .308 weapons in RoN

It one taps people

As opposed to 2 or 3

[little marten]

We’re unable to complete the mission because I accidentally keep mag dumping the pedo

[tender horizon]

Or 70 if you wanted to use a 9mm smg

[twin dirge]

Yeah aim for the chest and you cracking their sternum and knocking the wind so far outta em their grandkids are gonna be looking for it

[delicate kite]

everyone knows best incapacitation is the permament one

use frag grenades

[astral basin]

Mission failed: youll get em next time

[little marten]

Yes I will 😈

[twin dirge]

If you use an actual gun you're instantly forfeiting S rank

Makes me sad ngl

[ripe tangle]

I remember handcuffing him and torturing him with tear gas and a taser until he died, then my teammates killed me for unwarranted violence lol

[tender horizon]

Walking into Voll House knowing there will be no survivors

[twin dirge]

I wish there was a little more room for nuking people

[little marten]

Sympathisers 😔

[twin dirge]

Getting an S rank on that mission made me wanna fucking kill myself

[misty trench]

it's actually wild to me that S rank requires non-lethal considering that like, in their dark gritty universe you'd think they'd stick to reality in that regard where hostage rescue teams and such are NOT going less lethal against armed belligerents

[fallen grotto]

What are we talking about

[tender horizon]

I feel like the S rank system could involve lethal if they ai actually had a response system that worked at all

[twin dirge]

I wish it just deducted more points for killing civs but less for killing people shooting at you

[tender horizon]

Ready or not

[little marten]

Game give me gun
Me shoot gun

[fallen grotto]

Oh, I don't know anything about it

[abstract fiber]

s rank used to allow you to use lethals, and lethals incapped more than killed, but they changed it

[tender horizon]

RoN genuinely was just better pre 1.0

[misty trench]

like yeah dude lemme just bring my beanbag shotty and pepper spray to a live war zone

[twin dirge]

Now I run around with a riot shield and 19 mags of pepper pistol

[little marten]

Sent a 4 minute montage of me headshotting handcuffed perps and the met police hired me as chief inspector 🤷‍♂️

[ripe tangle]

the only levels I really hated were the University and the Hospital, in both cases the maps are massive and the enemies know exactly where you are at all times.

[twin dirge]

Because for some fuck off reason the pepper pistol requires you to mag dump 7 times to incap a single person

[tender horizon]

Heavy armed gunmen holed up in a hotel wearing level 4 plates and running around with modded m4s? Lemme get out the taser rq.

[misty trench]

the worst change imo, I remembered it being horrifying approaching incapped dudes and having them jump attack you n shit

[ripe tangle]

and in both cases you're timed

[misty trench]

also people hiding in the closets n shit

[little marten]

The first time I listened to my teammate get shanked by a crackhead was pretty wild

[marsh iris]

no batons?

[misty trench]

the hospital they're all all rocking G3s which mulch your armour

[tender horizon]

Now the ai just pretends to surrender every single time before shooting at you again.

[ripe tangle]

YES!!!!!

annoying bastards

[twin dirge]

I hate that pedo house and after it's literally just going against an actual private military

[misty trench]

yeah it's all very predictable now and it takes out the replay value and tension, now it's all pretty much a question of whether or not you get walled lmao

[abstract fiber]

they also use to have AI surrender more if you fired near misses and spammed the surrender key or if enough of the immediate area was incapped or subdued but the AI also had changes that made all that not work as well

[marsh iris]

7.62 nato aint no joke

[ripe tangle]

I'm deleting

[tender horizon]

It is if you smoke crack

[ripe tangle]

that might be too controversial

[tender horizon]

The crackheads do not care if you shoot them with 7.62

[misty trench]

thank you lmao I did not wanna have to tell ya

[twin dirge]

Id say the best way to play RoN is simply not caring and spraying buckshot into anything that moves

[ripe tangle]

after a second I was like "eh... poor taste I'll get rid of it"

[twin dirge]

Watching people evaporate with a Benelli goes hard

[tender horizon]

The best way to play RoN is to go emulate a copy of SWAT 4

[fallen grotto]

Wait I think I saw Ron footage, its when you say surrender, and person says fuck you so you blow their brains out?

[twin dirge]

I did a 4 man run with all of us using flash launchers, peak gameplay man

[twin dirge]

Yes exactly

[misty trench]

yeah the rules of engagement actually make the game less fun if you play it nowadays

[tender horizon]

thats the normal meme, yeah

[fallen grotto]

Yeah I saw it then

[astral basin]

I don’t listen to cops
Shells the wall
OK, I’m listening

[fallen grotto]

Pretty funny meme wise

[fallen grotto]

Indeed

[tender horizon]

The roe feels unnecessarily punishing

[twin dirge]

Oil rig mission was ass

[tender horizon]

Because the ai doesn't work

[misty trench]

lemme find the one clip I have

[tender horizon]

Oil rig when we missed an obj somewhere and now have to sweep the whole map 4 times

[twin dirge]

BRUH

Stop

The PTSD

[misty trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910348180519018546/995428513836433458/Ready_Or_Not_2022.07.09_-_13.29.16.04.DVR_Trim.mp4?ex=696755cb&is=6966044b&hm=ed2043b3984f276ce02fa48ee7327353a280720bf0f8284a8a90f324c9cc2464& so I'm the guy who gets wormholed

[twin dirge]

I want them to hurry up and drop the pre order weapons on console man

[misty trench]

I actually teleported outside of the building and got spaghettied

[twin dirge]

I need my god damn gl

[tender horizon]

Is that a pre order thing?

[twin dirge]

Ye

[tender horizon]

I bought the supporter pack way back when the game still had pvp

[twin dirge]

And the deagel too

[misty trench]

actually the other fun thing to do in RoN is ram your buddies in the lobby

[tender horizon]

I really wish RoN was better

It severely disappoints me how 1.0 turned out

[fallen grotto]

Is this basically swat simulator with progression?

[abstract fiber]

sort of, it tried to be swat 5 but had so many revisions to core game elements either from players demanding it or devs forcing it that it's become this weird cop-lite fps

unironically that battlefield cop game no one remembers does a better job

[misty trench]

swat simulator except the RoE is nonsensical and a lot of features that used to be there are gone in exchange for different features that feel half-baked

like the 1.0 precinct is strictly worse

[marsh iris]

darktide is RoN but no RoE

[tender horizon]

The precinct is worse, the edge is watered down, the mechanics that made it "police simulator" shattered somewhere along the lines.

The randomized missions that added replayability got removed for some indiscernable reason

Every new mission feels more and more like they just want to play a game where you shoot a lot of people in non descript cqc environments

Like honestly wtf was that island mission

[astral basin]

Ign falling further from the industry
Helping advertise an automatic handler machine thats $500

[tender horizon]

The oil rig is basically a rip off of MW2s "the only easy day"

And the playerbase is simply god awful

I would never reccomend playing RoN with random people

[somber stream]

meanwhile helldiver is just sitting in a corner, sucking its thumb, waiting for something - anything to happend

[marsh iris]

hell's closed

[misty trench]

a lot of 'em are also just straight up edgelords

or teenagers, often both

[lethal solstice]

Why play a game about police with army equipment when you could just

Back your car up

And play it in real life

Same buggy ass ai

Same terrible people

[marsh iris]

one chance for the mega thrill

(jail if lucky)

[tender horizon]

Slur slur slur kill civilian cause they wouldn't immediately surrender slur slur slur

[lethal solstice]

Lucky is just actually escaping they're hilariously incompetent

I've seen a clip of a dude cuffed and in active escort just

Leave

[marsh iris]

bro is agent 47

[lethal solstice]

He just booked it and the crowd closed behind him

[misty trench]

seen that

[lethal solstice]

I swear these guys would have a better time working for the penguin or some shit

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520

[long sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106798485384220775/1460563879007490069/icon_3.gif

[civic otter]

Epic embed fail

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[shy sandal]

When you enjoy a show but everyone online has nothing but hate on it

[long sigil]

dont care

if you joy

[misty trench]

what's the show?

[long sigil]

dont matter

[shy sandal]

Fallout season 2

[long sigil]

is it good?

[misty trench]

ah, I haven't seen it

glad you're enjoying it at any rate

joy is good for the soul

[civic otter]

Liking anything in 40k automatically gets you used to this

[shy sandal]

Its alright, people do seem incredibly upset over it

[misty trench]

"wtf you like 40k? ewwww" -average 40k fan

[trail bramble]

you like [faction]? Don't you know only stinky nerds with Oedipus complexes like that [faction]?

[long sigil]

fuck

[delicate kite]

Is it because its set in new Vegas?

I really like s2 so far

Some minor gripes but thats it

I also find Ella to be hello my future wife material

[long sigil]

my tooth pain

and i have to cut my hair

[amber delta]

I disliked s1 so much I didnt bother with s2

[shy sandal]

People are very upset because Vegas has collapsed, and have developed this conspiracy theory that the TV Show only exists to destroy everything Interplay/Obsidian wrote and replace it with Fallout 4 lore

[delicate kite]

Ah just as I suspected

The typical one

[somber stream]

After Halo i just avoid popular game to movie adaptation in general

Life's good

[delicate kite]

At this rate I don't know what Bethesda has to do to not get piled on for that thing

[lethal solstice]

The TV show Vegas is just post-Yes Man

[delicate kite]

Probably have Todd Howard blow Josh Sawyer publicly and on twitch

[long sigil]

i dont see any kind of TV shit

i think

tv is dead

[delicate kite]

Then all will maybe be forgiven

[delicate kite]

Ok

Just saying its very grey role to say this

Grey role behaviour

[long sigil]

they removed spongebob

[somber stream]

Did they replace spongebob with Steven Universe

[rough verge]

Yeah yeah rock and stone

[long sigil]

roguecore when

[long sigil]

just boring chair or what thing

[rough verge]

:[

[somber stream]

Also they added skibidi to Gumball

Billion must die

[rough verge]

Season 6 of the base game is out om the 29th tho

[long sigil]

sound nice

[rough verge]

So hyped

But I have no idea when rc is out, I domt like roguelikes

[shy sandal]

40k fans when you like Cadia or Krieg instead of the "Bostonian Armored Red Mittens" which appeared once in a magazine 30 years ago:

[rough verge]

40k fans when you chose the good guy over super hitler

[misty trench]

Cadia fans be like

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune2021-paul-atreides-sand-spice-gif-27351018

[delicate kite]

cadia is like ultramarines of imperial guard

overused slop

cadia sucks

vraks also sucks

armageddon is where its at

[stuck wasp]

Tbf, it's somewhat worse than the UM, as the other legions are quite more supported than most known IG regiments (baring Krieg)

Armageddon Steel Legion isn't even the coolest Armaggedon Regiment style

[lethal solstice]

(Ignore that Armageddon is also overused but gets a pass simply cause its old now)

[misty trench]

Tallarn and Tanith 😤