#general-chat
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Servitors are like. They're just fucked as a concept
Another passage I related to was when Khorne tries to erode Dorn’s will in the “Endless desert” in the End and the Death.
Which gives them a special space in my head
When Dorn was reduced to saying “I am,” I fucking felt that man.
Dreadnoughts are also fucked up. For some reason I really like the entire concept of Dreadnoughts
I just wish they didn't suffer as bad
My poor walking refrigerators...
I wish the apothecary dreadnought was real
All of his certainties were slowly eroded away over centuries of time, just like how OCD tries its hardest to erase your sense of self, at least in my case.
dead sky black sun is so cooked
But anyways, that’s just what I relate to.
Ocd erased my sense of Sense.
The omnisiah is real
And logic!
My PC works
But prozac helps out a lot
But it does make my head feel quite blank
You get used to it pal.
I forgot my CPU was a 7 9800x3d and not a 7800x3d 💀
But I feel I can like...be productive. And do things without shaming myself or kicking myself for everything
Be like that
I feel a lot more chill
Frfr
Yeah, Zoloft helped me quite a bit as well. Really changed things from white-knuckling with my OCD on a daily basis to only sometimes white-knuckling with my OCD. 
Dealing with a bunch of flavors of harm OCD at once sucks, but it is what it is I guess.
A doctor can help with that 
Now watch me download one mod and it'll say running out of memory 
Nvidia moment
My condolences. 
Fsr4 save you
I don't think is gonna bomba my pc
chat what do i use on inferno force staff? 
Mmm meta slave found
Just the staff
trying to max all of them its just inferno and uhhh voidstrike and im done with staffs
Nah melee psyker
no i want staff
Peril overload build is better
Probs go dueling and staff combo
Haven't used dueling ever (hate using it)
but what do i put on it in perks and blessings
Blaze away and penetrating flame is what I run
I have no idea 🔥
Showstopper can make a fun meme build
i probably will was trying to use blaze force sword but i hate the playstyle
feels like worse chainsword
completed my first 40 today, thanks to all who helped me and played with me <3
I'm so ready to play darktide on higher settings 
Had everything off and on lowest
Other than ragdoll on
Also uncanny helps give rending to your purg staff dots
voidstrike is kinda doodoo
counterpoint: 500 crushers
Counter counterpoint alt f4
from 1 million dockets to 900
Reminds me of the time I spent 20m and got a out of memory crash which I didnt even know that can happen
Survival of the richest
True
I spent like 600k just buying all the ranged weapon skins in the comissary just so I could spend my money on smthn ngl
My next goal is all of the melee weapons
And then all of the cosmetics for all classes
End game moment buying mid skins just cause you can
Pretty much, like the only other thing I might need money for is if I decided to finish levelling my ogryn and wanna put together a build
I wish I could spend my dockets on something. There’s nothing left. 
Get a god roll purg staff lmao that'll eat it all up
Best I have is a 8% warp but 1 damage off max
Like Alexander the Great, I weep, for there are no more things to buy. 
You know what? You make a good point.
Worms
I think the game would crash way before I get to 40k thammers lmao.
Sadly true cant have any fun around here

Which tac axe has the fastest swings? The Atrox right?
its over john darktide, I have collected the 40000 warhammers
every war has it's hammer, HORUS HERESY!
Anyone?
@hazy kestrel i didn't see the notification 😭
Xbox put me out of my misery
Horse Heresy
Sorry I don't run tac ax at all so I don't know
Is it a safe assumption PSN will never get mouse and keyboard support? Been out for us for what? Year or more now.
Congrats
The grind is so real
Dont commit horse heresy. Thats illegal
I just went into the teacher break room and there's a sign up that says "Its been 16 days since hearing 6-7" 
I'm still kinda scared of Havoc 40
Thanks
I did a Havoc 29 which was difficult but I had fun with it tbh
Very, very slow
I've only made it to 16 
I'll hold your hand, don't worry

W gang
I don't really play havocs though which is probably why


Thanks for responding all the same 
Make it zero 😈
"How long has it been since someone said it?"
"I dunno. 6? 7? Damn it!"
If your doing havoc be mindful of cranial and final toll that shit will crash
Chat do I buy Audio Technica M50x's
thats a brand i never heard in a while
I'm considering it but I might also just get another HyperX Cloud Alpha headset to replace my current ones
Yeah, they're still around tho, and still a good brand
Love me my hyperXs
Any good vinyl player will most likely have an Audio Technica head on it
indeed, but im more of a Plantronics guy
Don't think i've heard of them
Also got Cloud Alphas?
cheapo and reliable 
Fair enough
the hells the difference between the two shock maul shield marks
Well, if they're good enough for NASA....
Attack patterns
damn thats ass
True
Gonna go grab a chocolate bar, brb.
Nothing does the soul more good than an entire chocolate bar. 
So the limit is 1?
Well, it doesn’t have to be. 
Like what if I ate 2 or 3? Would the benefits be linear?
Just like you don’t have to only eat 1 KitKat.
You’d be happy you ate 2-3 chocolate bars, and maybe also have a stomach ache. 
just completed a nightraid in stella, killed 5 people and got got out with a wolfpack and aphelion BP

So its a little bit like the Psyker mechanic, too much use and I get more and more insane
Yeah
Interesting.
What other foods or activities does this apply to?
I must know, for Science
arc raiders
Oh
I personally can eat a good number of pizza slices if I’m hungry enough.
You animal
friendship ended with dual autopistols
I leave 2 slices 
infantry autogun is my new best friend
Im kidding.
This reminds me of my intro Econ class. Something something cost something something margin
There’s probably an equilibrium point for the amount of good to a person’s soul that eating pizza slices does, but that’ll take more testing to determine for certain.
Most people only want to buy 1 chocolate bar.
But what if I told you you should be buying 3?? Its how you become a cool kid. And it just so happens that Im selling them at a discounted price
But I already have a number of chocolate bars stockpiled. 
Yes, but the [insert faction here] made the ones you have bad because [insert logical fallacy here]
I see. What makes your chocolate bars better? 
Well, its the [insert self aggrandizing truth] mixed with [subtle lie]
And also price that can't be beat!
Jokes on them I cant read
I see. I like your funny words, magic man. I’ll take your entire stock of chocolate bars. 
And that, kids, is how I bought your mother
You heard em
Gonna go eat rq and I'll be ready
I got hundreds of dollars in free food from my last job when they had to get rid of older stock
Wait! Would you like some chocolate with that?
SpongeBob meme
heresy bars yum
I also got like 24 huge bags of sour patch kids
That was the only good part of working retail
Got a whole garbage bag full of rice cups one day too
Beef jerky was common as well
Those overly expensive microwavable cups
I'll be right there with you @hazy kestrel
I brushed my teeth and then drank coffee and ts tastes like a Starbucks peppermint coffee now
I shouldn't drink it cuz it's awful for my teeth
Gonna be on in a few
But I wanna
I see
I ate peppermint bark and immediately drank hard raspberry tea yesterday. Was horrible
You didn't see it but I physically recoiled at the thought of that
Augh
That's awful
I physically recoiled at the action of that
I'll set your teeth 
I could use some whitener 
No problem, I'll get some. Anything for a pal 
Best part of living in the north is using your window as a cooler. I always leave a bottle of alcohol to drink after work in there 
Thanks pal, that special brand right? 
Honestly
Tastes better than using the fridge for some reason
You think I can drink the coffee if I just
Pour it directly into my neck
And swallow
Of course 
Skip the teeth
Coffee enema
No
remove teeth, enjoy all the coffee
guess i'm in the moood to play hive scum
No I need the teeth, I just dont wanna wait 30 minutes
Is this happening to anyone else
Ong?
on god
No thank you

Bedrot to death
Yesnt
sip coffee with straw
I was engaging in this activity before I was forced to rise and labor
Depression won

Not while you’re still breathing it hasn’t. 
You got this pal. 
No i really dont
Not with that attitude you don't
Lack ye faith? Have some of mine! 
breathing to depress longer
But seriously, you’re stronger than your depression and its bs pal.
And that’s coming from me, a fellow depressed individual.
I have faith in ya.
I wish i could tell you why
Ye of little faith, be supported by thine brothers in arms whomst have more than enough for you
You don’t have to, but just know that no matter what’s going on in your life pal, things will always get better.
If you can't fly we gonna make you a parachute and get damn close
I truly hope so as of late
Well that's me
Doing 60+ hours a week to juuuuuuuuuuuuust break even
There’s a quote from Marcus Aurelius that helped me with my mental health struggles / during tough times, let me see if I can find it. Be right back.
I've done the homeless thing, not my cup of tea
Ok
Also @hazy kestrel logging in
There once was a ship that was put to sea
Honestly I'm just too afraid of dying to give up 
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
I got a good friend that wants to play if ya'll don't mind.
I'm already joining dw 
HEUGH
Also my homies, I don't wanna make my homies sad
Real shit, homies make life so much easier
I keep moving to spite the haters
I deserve peace and happiness
This too, I refuse to die before my mom out of pure spite
idgaf what you(not you ofc but in general) think, especially when you went out of your way to involve yourself with me
Honestly this mindset is key, everyone deserves happiness ngl, if you aren't a crazy child murderer or something then you deserve to be happy and have peace
In my case my mother helped me keep myself on this planet, and I am eternally grateful for everything she's done to make sure I have a chance at life, but I understand
I mean this in the most respectful way possible, I love you 
A lot of people think they don't deserve happiness because of some shit that happened in the past and other trauma, but just ain't true
Everyone should be a happy little goblin with a mound of gold
M-me?
Meanwhile
Rotting for the next day. Living bc thats the default
I jest I jest
Well, there’s two quotes actually.
“You have seen that: now look at this. Do not trouble yourself, keep yourself simple. Someone does you wrong? He does wrong to himself. Has something happened to you? Fine. All that happens has been fated by the Universe from the beginning and spun into your own destiny. In sum, life is short: make your gain from the present moment with right reason and justice. Keep sober, and relaxed.”
“Do not let the future trouble you. You will come to it (if that is what you must) possessed of the same reason that you apply now to the present.”
Peak as always pman
If you like, I can send some more helpful quotes from Marcus and Epictetus later @gilded socket.
Up to you
Time for hot sloppy kissing behind the engine bay
if you say so
We all have our own crosses to bear, whether they’re mental or physical. But that doesn’t mean we can’t support each other in times of need. 
Thats true
It's always good to give and get a little help
Marcus Aurelius quites are great
So true.
Zealot might be more your speed.
I would say their the most new player friendly if you play alot of fps games
Especially Battlefield
Psyker is the only non straight forward one
Has one whole resource bar to manage
Battlefield translates into Vet very well
Though this game is more melee heavy
forged on the anvil of war
Trial by fire
Idk wym, everyone should start psyker
Super easy class
The only thing i can say against zeal
You arent prepared for feeling how squishy the other classes are
Aki are you a psyker main
Yes
please play a different class.
Until death kinda fucks you up there ya
No
why..
Get out of jail free card every 2 mins
Hes three goblins in a trench-coat
I said what I said
He sometimes bubbles
Shield psyker? tf is that
I use everything
Bubble
Only vent or gaze
Gaze, vent, bubble
Be a man
Isn't Smyker the easiest?
Shut
very
to get overheaded , yes
Run around hitting and shooting things
Bubble protect from overhead?
Nah
Hmm
It don't
Just projectiles
I dont think so
I also enjoy some bomb vest psyker
Exactly, smyker stun lock most things
Intill a shit green guy mugs them
You know what? You're aight 
Store rotate this week or am i tripping
I think so
Rager
Bane of my existence
Lost track ngl
Nice, thanks rok
I have this issue where I can't stick to a single build for longer than 4 games so
That's why I play psyker, lots of changeability
Lock in
My first 200 hours is just a vet with a lasgun
Aki has the problem of not sticking to a brain cell long enough
Same
I do have every class maxed

Nah my scum is maxxed
Mine was a psyker with a recon
My scum is 12
Foul beast
Same with my ogryn
doesnt know
I lied
😔
Off to hell i go
I still to this day run recon psyker with gaze
It's one of my favorite builds
That and fgs, I never take off the fgs
I tried to trust a Psyker with recon in one of mine havoc game
Always fgs
Thinking
"This mf either knows what he's doing, or the dumbest sumabitch i'm going to see for the next few weeks"
He charged head first into a horde and fucking died
how can havoc players be such picky exclusionary twats and still play like complete shit
That's why I don't havoc
It sounds exactly like d2 raid lfgs
I'm fuckin good
Sorry guys I don't have gjallarhorn
Not really that's just partyfinder
Alot and I mean alot of things are just fine for h40
Just meta brained
I don't know what's meta
5 player requests all denied
I use what's fun
I do
but noo you need to be a meta slave
on psyker
No plasma voc vet? blocked
Tell those people to go meta woman
Just get a havoc team lmao
The only way to enjoy havoc
Speaking of
@marsh iris @hushed cipher Havoc TODAY
Dark souls mindset
“Im not playing to win, im playing to suffer through the task”
I'm a greedy man, i want both
I play to have fun in dark souls
Just dont play cranial and final toll that shit be crashing aton
“Have fun”
You mean “get dumpstered every time i turn a corner”?
yeag
Is it this week's mod? God dang it
Nothing like killing hackers with Force 
Think rituals are gone
i havent DT for a while
Nvm, cancelled
I've seen people crashing a lot lately, maybe it's the modifiers
It is
See you next week lol
crashshark

Licht switched immediately lol
The fs special

Buffs 173 times before 1 tapping the boss is what I call fun ngl
We have the meats
The risk was calculated
I don't want to blue ball my mates from a certain victory over silly crashes
You don't parry a game crash
I wish you could, but you can't
Thats just called “reconnect to host”
Not when the whole team crashes
No the entire team will crash
I parry game crashes all the time, the secret is to threaten your router with violence.
Thats uh
When you reach a certain part of the map during a specific modifier
Teach me your way
Yea but shitty deranks
Is threating the game engine effective at all
How do I skin a game engine

only if you’re a member of the Mechanicus.
behind all those mechadentrites and crimson robes lies a nerd.
Peels its copper off
I do rites for my router before every game session, seems to work pretty well
Rub er down with that good microfiber and shit
Aki has that landline
Even if he crashes, he reconnect and doesn’t even realize
Is having an incense burning next to your PC count?
Yes
good call i might rage
STICKY SURPRISE
He's pissing
@somber stream we could maelstrom though just saying
No blueballing shall befall upon my homies on my watch 
Alright i can do a match or two, i think
what the fak
I cant
I was running havoc, and joined a group with a dude that had no clearence rank but had a ministrotum lackey or someshitty green title right
arbitrator
I can't move
he got downed once and left
I've shared a party tray of sushi with friends
And now I eating all you can eat bbq with gf
brace yourself for sticky surprise
Dont worry itll pass
you ll be bloated afterwards and feel like biggest fatass in the world
but a day or two you ll be good
I found the Hive Scums theme song: Gimme Chocolate-Baby Metal
Gotta eat a lil less
Over eating is not good for me
I need to go back to my strict exercising routine (or somewhat) I did in highschool
And actually start martial arts again

TAKE DRUGS YOU FUCKING NERDS!!!
WHAT AM I READING?!?
Mrraow :3
YOU BITCHES WANNA GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL?!? I'LL DROP KICK YOUR PUPPIES!!!
bro discovered caps lock adjacent writing style
Bitch I discovered it when it was written
Lisan Al Gaib
Don't recite the deep magic to me
Is that what you keep in your sock?
always
Mrrp :3
Gross, find a real flesh bag (chaos spawn) to put it in like a real ginger
Better be a Hive Scum
yes
Need more crackheads
hive scum is the best
Give me money for it
Fucking rob a store for it
my only wish they add karate melee for hive scum
Rob it for me pls
steal catalytic converters
🦐
fish bucks
Imma kick your jaw
FUCKING FIND OUT
I'm listening to Babymetal and they're telling me to do violence
Atleast I'm desires you eastern european
barracuda
micro sharks basically no?
Nah
i know fuck all about fish
Barracudas are the pedos of the playground
They eat corral fish
Fun fact: You can pet fish
epstein fish
Kinda
release cuda files
Pet me. I dare you
I'm not scaring you, I want attention
Shark love getting petted, yes
They actually do
🤏
Pet a shark enough to know you're not a threat, they'll basically turn into puppies
Except Bull Sharks
Stay away from Bull Sharks
divers were playing around with hammerhead sharks
and they just started rolling around with them
like getting into hands like dogs
Hammerhead sharks are cool af
yes grey role
Goblin and cyclops sharks are the peak shark form
Hammerheads are autistic af, but I love em
Nah. That's either Tiger or Great White
Or Whale
Everyone loves whale sharkz
You're a clown fish with that amount of jokes
Whale sharks ❤️
Whale Sharks are based
big boa
Not a true fan
Yikes
just got home and wanted to play curious if the cranial corruption is still crashing or they fix?
crashing expect a fix in march
damn 80% of my games crashed yesterday due to that modifier we gotta wait till march?
Quad barrel shotgun for Ogryn? 
Hey does anyone know what i should set my worker threads to? I have 24 physical cores
Middle on the slider -1

how stable are mods for darktide? i want to add the post-game scoreboard and maybe change the HUD a little
i know mods are not officially supported which is why i ask
Scoreboard wont cause any issues just make sure you get the fix from the modders discord the one on nexus isnt getting updated anymore
would you happen to have an invite link?
thank you!
welcome
takemeawayy-9098319113.mpreg
I should probably go to sleep, but how was everyone’s day today?
Mine was alright.
Is there a channel for getting help with mod related crashes?
Kinda you'll get better help in the modders discord
scummaxxing
.
ty
Greenie
Nah that jokes from someone saying scum is the weakest class in the game
Yea
Why the hell your profile is streampunked
how do i do just a flesh wound?
Complete a heresy or higher in under 20 mins while also being below a wounds worth of health for 75% of it. Needs to be private best missions are either rolling steel or the twins mission using bell skip
Can use the lfg chat to find someone
issue with this: i am bad at the game 🤣
get gud
that's the plan
Then don't try to do hard penances
Missus
Damn
Missus
what
What

What's wrong?
as i said just got to heresy and unlocked the pants so now i want the chest piece
its punkrock
The band?
yeag
What about them
nothing
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last

i was never a fan but it got some notes of nostalgia
Doesn't need to be a fan to enjoy good things

Teaching people about the nature of bad dragons
The band?

Damn
Mods mpreg this nerd for me pls
Clearly it was a typo on Skully's part
Is it really though
So. Thats. 2 people that knows
Buy a well trained dragon with the money from your job
What are you talking about?
Anyways, my favorite fallout song is "You'll need a Duke"
Oh wait
Job 😨
Censor that
Hell no
Cope
Its a website
Dont look it up 
Im generally a fan. But not that much. They got some bangers. Enemies
Id. Rather not buy a well trained bad dragon
Then what you are going to do, train your own dragon?
Oh please
It's 2025
||He doesn't know.||

That's racism?
🫵 
Oh fallout
Fallout boy
Not imagine dragons
The longer I'm alive the less I remember what year it is and how old I am tbh
Skill issue
Its 2077 my femboys
Living in the past couldnt be me
Skissue
Dude what is this grey role marathon today
Embeds
2025
What else yall gonna throw in here
Embeds have been stopped
How does the chinese calendar work actually?
Peak grey role territorial behaviour
Basically they're 1 month behind
From our conventional calendar
Skill issue
But that's for traditional practices
They still use the common calendar for day to day planing
These newgens man...
Back in my day 👴
“Death to grey names”
Vincent has Nurgle energy

Stomach been having rave lately
You two should make out
Back in my day people used to post porn here
Wha
@sleek harness
Grey names are the future
What is that about me
Paul
Do you know this guy named Vincent
He is confusing
As they say
You can take away grey role from someone but you'll never take away grey role OUT of someone
these greg roles
Yap a lot
It's not the same without Rewdy here to make it uncomfortably sexual
Vincent 2 is in cult classic movie by Quentin Tarantino named Pulp Fiction
You can take the shit out of a Nurgling, but you cant take the nurgling out of the shit
Ah a famous quote by Sun Tzu
You are a fellow cultured philosopher too I see
I prefer my sexual experience in General chat to be subtle yet enjoyable
direct and sloppy stickers has no class whatsoever
Wdym? this server is reddit encarnate
Goon chat*
i am redito
Grok is this real
Yesnt
You know that one homeless philopsopher guy, in rome or greece, that would shit in the streets and talked to a general? Yeah, that was me
Big if true
yes
Alex!
The age range does check out
Wait what was his name
Diogenes ?
hellooo
diarghenes
Sticky surprise
True enough, then how about go back at being more reasonable?
No
Reasonable is subjective
Damn
Hi Alex!!!
Gronk n stonk
Ork chat
waagh
Up for some games later today?
No Havoc, it's crashing like crazy
Sounds like chaos
dukane purposely not letting us h40 because she gets more lonelier
Jokes on her bitch ass Im already 40
Wait. Havoc is just another word for chaos
Dukane can suck a fat one
Yesssss
the rejects slipped into the warp thats why theres so many ugly things
cHaov
Die
Indeed
It's 3 am and i can't sleep
Try again
sleep harder
If you cant turn the phone off
Put on a video and set it beside your pillow
Don't need sleep, need to draw Rinda Karnak's sweaty abs
Nice
Carry on then
Draw her making poses like the pillar men from Jojo

Pretty sure that anime was part of my bisexual awakening
Jojo karknak twins w beast of nurgle and plague ogryn stands
So is the shock on the shock maul a chance to proc shock or it just does it every swing?
It just does
Its a taser
So high voltage just makes it do 25% more damage
Whether or not it does anything depends on what you hit
It’s a taser
Idk electricity is weird as hell I'm still not sure
On the 2nd hit yea not as good as it sounds on paper most fodder die in 1 hit anyways
Watching a shield maul stun hordes activated neurons for me
shock effects should stiffen the victims body like a taser and fall to the ground like a log
would be funny
TAZER TAZER TAZER
They are 70% corpse
They’re already stiff af
also yo chat
No
dont taze me bro
It is a tazor
If we consent to not taze this man
How bout we tease him instead?
my day was awful hows darktide been
hmmm, but what do we tease him with
like a carrot on a stick like Minecraft
I mean. Most obvious thing is that hes a fokin nerd
Oh
That kind
Idk
"nerds will inherit the earth"
Idk. Bold to assume we actively play 
true
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Building relics to do lightning bolt build in nightreign
…taking a while
What if you're tazed in the feet
Magic Missile is preferable
What are you on
Numb feet hurty burny
then wear socks
Uh oh
just a lil taze as a treat
Me?
rip
ulcers and relux go brrrrr
US dontcare
i have zero clue how to play nightreign properly. i just follow my friends into certain doom 
I don't mess with that wizard nerd stuff. I max Carisma and Strength 
and the fact im lower middle class 
okok no more piltics
Same
I think i fall in 30k bracket this year
Tryna find my w2s
We should make toughnesscare
Do you also stay on 1 intelligence
Ketchup >>> Mustard
Everyone gets a skin shield instead of medicine
all we care about is deploying us troops into cites and threating/harming citizens and invading nearby countries.
the bank of mone.
idk i am indifferent toward this
Its a learning curve
If you WANT to learn you have to do one or two solo runs to figure the map out
Bc otherwise you get shoved around so fast you dont know wth youre looking at
that reminds, i should probably call my doctor
Factually incorrect
Fish sauce >>>>> Soy sauce
fish sauce kick ass
Breaking the kit kat bar <<<<<< Biting the whole fucking bar
spicy brown mussy >>> reg mussy
Does anyone else find the music in american dad annoying
this is true
ive just been playing wilder and aura farming
60% of the time it works
People still know what American Dad is?
i bite the whole bar if i cant be arsed
Not quite.
We be having a lil civil unrest
Not uncommon
We do be having hella media doing weird stuff as “entertainment”
Which came first? Asian fish sauce or Roman Garum
Dinosaurs
Steven universe
Guar
the other 40 is due to them not wanting to pick up flask upgrades ;-; for the tink
steven planet
"Erm Achtually the Mesopotamians already invented a sauce similar to-" ☝️ 🤓
Make it a sticker then
You hold the power to do such thing
Bish
My tech illiteracy is bound to phones

What
Your tech... illiteracy?
I think he means his brain

dinosauce to fuel combustion
He is a servoskull afterall
I mean fair
Shits myself
i can't cannot not read

