general-chat

[arctic escarp]

puts the gun down

[jaunty path]

horny fans = horny game

[tender horizon]

Reasonable

[fallen grotto]

I just want to yap with someone

[jaunty path]

Execute everyone

[fallen grotto]

Order 66

[jaunty path]

This is why I'm a devout advocate of murdering people I disagree with

Because there simply isn't a point of arguing

[dire crane]

Does that make balders gate 3 a gooner game?

[nimble crystal]

Tyler Robinson over here

[jaunty path]

Yea and everything other game

People are monkeys

[arctic escarp]

yeah they ran out of money. But even then, should they do add a sex scene. It wont even detract from the game's core theme. And you dont even need to romance someone to finish the game 💀

[dire crane]

Can't argue i play marvel rivals religiously

[fallen grotto]

If we were to talk baldurs gate 3 is more of a gooner game than dispatch

Cuz u can actually fuck and take clothes off of character's there

[nimble crystal]

Shadowhesrt 4eva

[jaunty path]

Skin this user alive and display them for all to see

[fallen grotto]

And characters just fall in love with you for no reason

[arctic escarp]

BG3 pretty based for giving you nude body from base

like naked bodies arent that scary yall 💀

[dire crane]

Oh will you now?🥺

[jaunty path]

Penises are scary

[fallen grotto]

Dunno about that

[nimble crystal]

BG3 allows you yo set the peen size. Goon game

[drowsy lynx]

Marvel rivals isn't a gooner game, I just happen to goon to it

[jaunty path]

Its over

[fallen grotto]

Dunno im very scared of boobs, hope no one sends them in my dms and scare me to death

[arctic escarp]

while some fans of the game do see it as a dating sim,it doesnt detract that the game is not a full on goon bait

[fallen grotto]

[arctic escarp]

and I do applaud the mature adult themes Larian incorporated

[nimble crystal]

Im excited for Divinity

[arctic escarp]

you can make a good game while incorporating mature stuff and still win awards lol

[tender horizon]

Nah thats 2077

[jaunty path]

We should ban nudity from all video games

[arctic escarp]

no

fuck you

[dire crane]

Speaking if content did you kill or spare?

[jaunty path]

But its inappropriate:<

[arctic escarp]

uuuh who

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf larian did make it so easy to romance characters that you essentially have to avoid interacting if you don't want a romance

[river elbow]

Listen up, Lex-breakers!

I hope everyone is having a very good day!

[tender horizon]

BG3 doesn't let you change the size, just the haircut and whether or not you're hooded iirc

[tender horizon]

Gale and Lae'zel

[fallen grotto]

That's what im saying, they jump you for no reason

[jaunty path]

I feel like my head is absent

[delicate kite]

NO

[nimble crystal]

There's a speed run of 2 minutes to the sex scene with Laezel

[delicate kite]

I had very runny sticky surprises today for some reason

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah they're both hilariously easy

[fallen grotto]

Like I made a dwarf who has wife and kids in his lore and laezel just jumps him like "take me daddy"

[nimble crystal]

You're making too much. You need a break

[formal mortar]

What class/build should I rock for havoc?

[delicate kite]

Hive scum vraks

ratatatata

[drowsy lynx]

That's normal when your head is missing

[arctic escarp]

shadowheart being head over heels for you after you....treat her nice and be a good person

[tender horizon]

Whatever makes you happy

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimply reattach it

[dire crane]

Too long need it faster

[formal mortar]

I don't like vraks but I could do the dual autos I suppose

[jaunty path]

Im hitting her when I play it

[nimble crystal]

Shadowhesrt 4eva

[delicate kite]

noooo

not dual autos

double barrel shotgun with 3 bullets then

[dire crane]

Psyker shards

[jaunty path]

Assail is fun

[dire crane]

IKR

[tender horizon]

The only hard to get romance is Karlach and it's only because you get to her so late/need to cheese the fight to get her earlier

[delicate kite]

when will we get drivable tank

[arctic escarp]

yeaa

[delicate kite]

vermintide got a fucking boat

i want a tank

[arctic escarp]

is also a bit weird that she has an achievement tied to her romance..

[formal mortar]

You can get karlach pretty early

[tender horizon]

Shart does too

[formal mortar]

And don't even have to go to the fight right away

[delicate kite]

wait are you telling me you theres more than just killing karlach?

[fallen grotto]

Karlach is very likeable

[delicate kite]

i thought she is the baddie

oh wow

[tender horizon]

I thought she made comments about it if you left the area?

[nimble crystal]

Karach and Wyll cannon ship

[formal mortar]

Oh, I never encountered that, maybe my game is messed up then

[fallen grotto]

No you can befriend her and "fix" her

[tender horizon]

Low tier bait

[dire crane]

I haven't played BG3 but I assumed Wyll was gay

[tender horizon]

She really did not like the concept of leaving the area when I flew down to her level 1

[fiery wave]

That's called, recording getting to it and then clipping it so you can simply hit play at any time.

[nimble crystal]

They're all bi.

[tender horizon]

Everyone in dnd is canonically pan

Ed Greenwood lore

[dire crane]

I guess that makes sense

[arctic escarp]

i mean its soft canon tbf

this the same guy that tweeted about tiefling breast milk taste 😭

[tender horizon]

Yes.

[fallen grotto]

Bruh

[dire crane]

Legend

[nimble crystal]

Anyone else having trouble connecting to game?

[fallen grotto]

They're not real why do u tweet about their milk

[arctic escarp]

its for people into the dndverse

fans and allat

[drowsy lynx]

Red milk. Strawberry?

[arctic escarp]

I know fanfic writers would love hearing that info lmao

[fallen grotto]

That's what dnd people do? Analyze milk?

[arctic escarp]

theres nsfw campaigns so its possible

[dire crane]

Ive done it but its a commonality

[drowsy lynx]

There's probably a skill for that sure

[dire crane]

That was a weird session

[tender horizon]

Animal handling maybe

[fallen grotto]

What

[arctic escarp]

and Gygax is pretty much the one responsible for Drow lore

[fallen grotto]

Like, roll for penor size

[dire crane]

Investigation, medicine, and charisma

[arctic escarp]

like brother just wanted to write about femdoms man

[tender horizon]

Nah, thats a white wolf thing

[fallen grotto]

The who thing

[tender horizon]

Lmfao this guy doesn't know ttrpg deep lore

[gloomy void]

I did that in a campaign once. 100 sided die. Rolled a 99

[arctic escarp]

its decades

[fallen grotto]

Lmfao

[tender horizon]

it's your table ¯_(ツ)_/¯

People run games differently

Just tell people if it's gonna be a magical realms game ig

[arctic escarp]

ong tho

[fallen grotto]

Yeah its just I never played dnd

[arctic escarp]

Ive seen the fanarts, they look cute together

[dire crane]

They had me roll a d12 and a d6 for length and girth, I was nicknamed the pencil with a 12 inch long 1 inch girth

[drowsy lynx]

Roll a 99 for girth and a 1 for length

[gloomy void]

I was playing a loxodon so it fit

[fallen grotto]

I could play it once but I dipped out at the last possible moment cuz I got anxious because I didn't know anyone from the group except for dm

[arctic escarp]

I would ask for a reroll

[tender horizon]

Genchat calls dispatch a gooner game

Genchat starts talking about cocks not 10 minutes after

[fallen grotto]

"They call me blunderbuss"

[drowsy lynx]

Naw the tuna can run is real

[tender horizon]

Idk i think it's more self reflection

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[fallen grotto]

Pretty good considering

[gloomy void]

My dm described rolling a 100 as a goblin as “one erection and all that blood moving would kill you instantly.”

[drowsy lynx]

Rolling for dong size apparently

[crisp yoke]

gives you malarkey

[fallen grotto]

Xd

[tender horizon]

No offense but can you stop?

[gloomy void]

Sure

[crisp yoke]

Hmm

[tender horizon]

Thanks

[gloomy void]

Plenty offense taken tho. Will burn down your hut

[fallen grotto]

You're insane, you're in pain, I can tell from what you're saying , but.

[gloomy void]

With fire

[dire crane]

Shit rolls up like a butterfly mouth

[fallen grotto]

Jawa hates it here

I feel bad for making that joke

[jaunty path]

What do I do when I can't feel anything

[fallen grotto]

Ping yourself

[hidden whale]

meditate

[drowsy lynx]

This is why we goon

[fallen grotto]

Pinch*

[tender horizon]

Talk to a therapist

Drink copiously

One or the other

Sometimes both

[gloomy void]

Slap your wrist

[jaunty path]

My heads fogged up

It feels moggy

[drowsy lynx]

Drink copiously at your therapy appointment

[drowsy prawn]

😏

[drowsy lynx]

Allergies?

[jaunty path]

What does that emoji mean vect

[fallen grotto]

I don't like that answer

[arctic escarp]

get some peeps to talk with maybe (actually anyone)

[jaunty path]

Does it mean I should like

Pull off your skin

And yank out your blood vessels

[dire crane]

Incubi ass response

[jaunty path]

And play with it and stuff

[fallen grotto]

Druchari ahh response

[jaunty path]

Can drukari turn humans into vehicles

A human bike would be cool

[fallen grotto]

They can turn them.into many things

[dire crane]

No but not from lack of trying

[drowsy lynx]

Braid them

[dire crane]

Huh

[drowsy lynx]

Some people just need the wheels added

[jaunty path]

No I'll just choreograph them back into the heart so it goes in a funny loop

[dire crane]

Are you thinking veins?

[feral vessel]

as it would turn out i am not yet dead

[jaunty path]

Maybe human veins are just really cool straws

[feral vessel]

Is this a good thing?

[fallen grotto]

Happy living day

[jaunty path]

It's good to be alive.

[tender horizon]

It's not a bad thing.

[dire crane]

Yes it means more darktide

[jaunty path]

My head feels weird

[feral vessel]

It's a good day to die, though?

without asking why

[jaunty path]

Merp r u ok

[feral vessel]

Don't worry just Starship Troopers sleeper agent activated.

[arctic escarp]

is good

[jaunty path]

Oh good

I'm late

[fallen grotto]

Dude don't say things like dat

Got me scared

[jaunty path]

I need to spread disesse

[feral vessel]

the lyrics were actually 'when you know the reasons why'

[dire crane]

Like what kind

[feral vessel]

I think my version was better, though.

[feral vessel]

rat

[jaunty path]

All of it

[drowsy lynx]

Nurglemaxxing

[hasty pivot]

I know

I saw mr.unc clapping a daemonhost with it

[dire crane]

Fuck you gives you measles

[jaunty path]

Yea

[feral vessel]

huh that just reminded me of an SCP i read that's just a lady that can store diseases in her body without any of the fatal effects

and she can also spread and multiply those diseases at will.

One of the more unique ones I've read, for sure.

[low blade]

Toddlers do this too

[fallen grotto]

Scps are cool

[grim spoke]

who tf is mr unc

[feral vessel]

A man.

Who plays Darktide

[jade stump]

WHAT IS A MAN?

[feral vessel]

and happens to be quite skilled at it.

[feral vessel]

And uh, what has he got?

[next geyser]

Is cranial broken in havoc

[jade stump]

dang was tryna go for castlevania reference instead

[fallen grotto]

Idk but sounds scary, bear would be more preferrable

[feral vessel]

Either one works.

[feral vessel]

Cranial? As in, what?

[fallen grotto]

BUT A PRISONER OF HIS....i forgor

[feral vessel]

Cranial Corruption?

[jade stump]

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

[drowsy lynx]

A miserable little pile of secrets?

Oh fuck

[next geyser]

Is it ending missions (bug)

[jade stump]

typed it out only because mord misremembered, sorry jawa

[fallen grotto]

Yes that, a wretched fate you might say

[fallen grotto]

I ruined it

[drowsy lynx]

I had to look it up to remember if that was a real thing or if it's just the voices

[jade stump]

sometimes its a mix of both

[feral vessel]

'untitled grimm x hollow knight work for ao3'
sounds like a fanfic name enough

On that note, how is everyone doing on this evening?

[fallen grotto]

Holy emperor grant me strength

We must stay focused

[fallen grotto]

Bing chilling wbu

[feral vessel]

Someone call Hatemonger up here.

We need some good ol' fashioned values to be redistributed.

[feral vessel]

I'm feeling funny.

[fallen grotto]

[feral vessel]

kill warrant

mercy sanction

emperor's mercy

[arctic escarp]

why is this from a pink floyd server

[fallen grotto]

Pain

These are horrors of the warp

[feral vessel]

I grow tired of Hornet from Hollow Knight being portrayed as a busty muscle mommy.

How the fuck did the community even come to that conclusion?

[nocturne bloom]

There is no mercy

[arctic escarp]

you got my attention now

[feral vessel]

Honest-to-God-Emperor?

[fallen grotto]

Indie game when fictional woman character

[hidden whale]

I have a hot opinion

rolling steel is the hardest mission in the game

[hidden whale]

because your teammates will simply not have a sense of haste or spam die...

[feral vessel]

LOVESICK
CANNIBAL

[drowsy lynx]

Rolling steel but you teammates think you go back to the entrance point after putting the power cells in

[feral vessel]

I like Rolling Steel when there's a wave of rolling steel (scab bruisers and ragers) charging at me from the front at all times.

[hidden whale]

hmm

I had to decide between going back and saving a teammate a mile behind us

or letting him slowly die in a trap

hard choice

[nocturne bloom]

Could be worse, the entire 40 minute match of league I played before work bugged out and I was constantly 24/7 spotted

[drowsy lynx]

First mistake, playing league

[nocturne bloom]

Dont care

[drowsy lynx]

(I have played a fair bit of league)

[nocturne bloom]

Ive only broke 1 monitor so far

Im chill

[drowsy lynx]

No one tells you to steer clear of league like ex league players lol

[nocturne bloom]

This season is just abysmal ass

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh a mouse thrower I see

[fallen grotto]

Yet people still play it

[drowsy lynx]

And every season for the last 10 years

[fallen grotto]

Masochism is real

[nocturne bloom]

Mouse hit my keyboard, blew my F10 key off which flew into my monitor and shattered it

[fallen grotto]

And people enjoy being hurt

[nocturne bloom]

Im not joking

My f10 key is now super glued on

Good as new

[fallen grotto]

So unlucky

[feral vessel]

+RICOCHET

[fallen grotto]

+PARRY

+DISRESPECT

[feral vessel]

cyber grind cheer.sfx

[nocturne bloom]

I played that league match with a quarter of my monitor working

[fallen grotto]

Did u win

[feral vessel]

machine spirit endures

[nocturne bloom]

I dont remember. I remember I was playing poppy so it probably didnt go well after that happened

To be fair though

I havent threw anything since

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah one busted peripheral usually changes ya pretty quick lol

[fair bridge]

i gotta be real

maybe it's my build

[nocturne bloom]

My mouse also blew apart but its made in china and snaps back together

[fair bridge]

but shredder on scum isn't as good as i was hoping it would be...

[drowsy lynx]

It's just okay

[feral vessel]

What exactly is wrong with it, though?

[drowsy lynx]

If they didn't have brauto or daps it would seem better I think

[feral vessel]

Never played Shredder much so i might be out of the picture.

[nocturne bloom]

Or what

[fair bridge]

nothing really wrong with it necessarily - i just thought it would deal more damage than it does

[feral vessel]

Are you running it with Desperado?

[fair bridge]

yeah

[drowsy lynx]

Dual auto pissholes

[fair bridge]

i'm about to do some testing in meat grinder

[feral vessel]

And are you up in enemies' faces?

[fair bridge]

yes..

[feral vessel]

Then uh, my knowledge stretches thin.

[fair bridge]

i played like 5 games with it last night on auric

[nocturne bloom]

Are your bullets hitting them

[fair bridge]

ya

[nocturne bloom]

[fair bridge]

[feral vessel]

uh, try aiming for the head

[fair bridge]

what is this the shredder autopistol fanclub

[nocturne bloom]

Have you tried mag dumping and not looking at the kill feed

[feral vessel]

This is true.

At one point I disabled the killfeed because I thought it was distracting, however, the lack of 20 popups appearing as I blindly shoot into a shotgunner horde proved to be the main source of dopamine outside of hordes.

[nocturne bloom]

Now play with no UI

[feral vessel]

i actually did try for one mission

i turn it off with full HP and 2 minutes later i suddenly have none but i cant tell because the screen effects are ass.

[arctic escarp]

that is not healthy

[fiery wave]

Where Vraks?

For the random lights out mission that you

[nocturne bloom]

You will not get me to throw things at you

Im supposed to have things thrown at ME

[hidden whale]

guys I made sweet and sour chicken and its rly good

[fallen grotto]

Good for u, have a good one

[delicate kite]

Sticky surprise

What happened to Morrows hair

Where did it go

[fallen grotto]

Stress

[misty trench]

the warp

[fallen grotto]

The war

[delicate vapor]

[wooden creek]

sefoni just makes everyone think he's bald

[jaunty path]

Is it bad to eat babies

[delicate kite]

No if you are yes

[fallen grotto]

Yes if you are no

[little marten]

Yes no

[drowsy lynx]

Vraks iag? Eeeeeeeww

[drowsy lynx]

Only if overcooked

[unreal idol]

Just had two havoc games in a row 'abort due to an error.' I think I've seen that message before but not very frequently, and not in quick succession. Anyone else encountering server issues?

[nocturne bloom]

New drinking game guys

Take a shot every time someone says they DC from havoc

[unreal idol]

Take that as a yes then!

[stark bobcat]

There is a crash relating to final toll and parasites when comboed

Trying to figure it out

[hidden whale]

I get the sense people dont like dueling sword

Im playing it with zealot and I really really like it

[urban dove]

it's insane but just got nerfed

so people swapping off it

[rough orbit]

is anyone having problems of havoc crashing

[urban dove]

Uncanny strike took a huge nerf

[stark bobcat]

When?

[stark bobcat]

@rough orbit

[rough orbit]

oh okay thank you

[urban dove]

last balance patch, december ig

[stark bobcat]

And how was it nerfed?

[urban dove]

rending reduced bigly

I think

[stark bobcat]

You might be thinking of the uncanny on the shivs for scum

Uncanny haven't been touched in like 3 years

Or ever

[wooden creek]

Uncanny strike on duelling sword hasn't been touched

[stark bobcat]

DS also got buffed actually

[urban dove]

then im smoking crack cocaine ig

[stark bobcat]

When they changed the special to a parry

[urban dove]

I just read @night tulip's build on games lantern that mentions a 66% reduction to rending so relic blade was the new king and trusted it blindly, could've been referring to beta for all I know

[timber elk]

walks in the room with a m2 flamethrower

[urban dove]

did the usual no play for 1 year and follow a top build until I'm ready to pick and choose stuff myself again

[timber elk]

I smell….i smelly smell a….

Stinky.

[timber elk]

points flamethrower is it you?

[urban dove]

likely build was written with the assumption uncanny was nerfed across the board but it wasn't

well thank you, i ditched my beloved sword blindly

[jaunty path]

Walks in the room with a wide grin and 5 molotovs and a interest in seared flesh

[timber elk]

Ummmm so your the stinky?

[jaunty path]

Are you mario

[timber elk]

puts on Mario’s hat I could be. Are you Luigi?

[jaunty path]

Throws a molotov at u

[fair bridge]

kinda weird how even in auric some people don't push bursters

[fallen grotto]

You can now play as Mario

[hidden whale]

itsa me

wahoo

[hidden whale]

I like to spin around busters and push them into my team

[delicate vapor]

musume

found an odd ball anime

[round mica]

is it the one where girls in bikinis use their butt to throw the ball around

[delicate vapor]

no

monster musume

[hidden whale]

@nocturne bloom

[thick fog]

Blud been late finding out the anime of all time

[delicate vapor]

no ive seen it before Ive been trying to remember its name

[thick fog]

[tall grove]

The
What

How do you generate enough force to effectively throw a ball with your ass?

[delicate vapor]

well

[round mica]

do not ask me

you wanna know the fun part

im prety sure the author for the manga is a woman

[tall grove]

Many such cases

[tall grove]

Car

Silly car

[rough orbit]

anyone got a idea when havoc will stop crashing

[tall grove]

Never

[rough orbit]

😢

[fiery wave]

It's actually good on ganger lul.

[olive wadi]

Was it confirmed Cranial in Havoc causes Server crashes?

[visual vortex]

I have never watched anime 🔥🧠🫁

[thick fog]

You did the good path

[inland mantle]

More or less

[fiery wave]

Only melee or DoTs. Headshots on targets that can final toll will cause the crash.

[olive wadi]

Aight ty, so it's Cranial + Final toll combo we should avoid?

[fiery wave]

Suspicions is when they both trigger via the same shot.

[visual vortex]

The good ending

[fiery wave]

People are still testing to be sure.

[visual vortex]

Wait havoc is crashing?

[jaunty path]

Im interested

[inland mantle]

Always impressive how FS breaks things like that

[earnest oyster]

always has been 🛰️

[round mica]

ofc you would

[thick fog]

Also impressive that FS keeps making and killing Havoc worse every week

[inland mantle]

Yet another reason to play funny rat game

[hidden whale]

you clearly underestimate the power of anime hips

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe if you can aim, I'm a zealot main

[inland mantle]

Became the bullet 😔

[inland mantle]

Still doesnt beat the funniest bug to me. When having a pickaxe equipped would soft lock you out of the game for like a day. Not even sure how you fuck it up that bad

[slate skiff]

did u guys get the bug where the DH ritual cultists would focus their green laser beams over to you and the whole screen would go green as like a flashbang effect

[gaunt palm]

ayo anybody who uses Linux to play Darktide? I gotta ask something

[inland mantle]

Been a thing since ritals got added

[drowsy lynx]

@digital fulcrum

[digital fulcrum]

Hi

[gaunt palm]

Do you also have a problem with the low LOD?

[digital fulcrum]

Weapon mesh broken?

[gaunt palm]

yeah

the enemies and some objects also have low LOD, but I can live with that

[digital fulcrum]

Dm me

[charred furnace]

I havent played in a year or 2 how do I get the blessings off items and into my re-bless thing?

[visual vortex]

Tech-mommy

[trim lotus]

two mission in a row aborted by unexpected error . . .

[visual vortex]

Error 2014?

[slate skiff]

Error 67

[trim lotus]

non, just "unexpected error" without any numbers

[visual vortex]

Oh

Usually 2014

[charred furnace]

all these changes are veru confusing

[trim lotus]

Hadron

[charred furnace]

ya but what option is it sacrifice wepon?

[trim lotus]

the button with "sacrifice weapon" text

there are two (2) buttons at Hadron

[fair bridge]

masteries screen

go to operatives

then click on masteries

you earn blessings using points now

you don't sacrifice weapons for blessings anymore

[charred furnace]

oh so I dont get them off wepons anymore?

[ancient violet]

Too many steps

[fair bridge]

nope

[charred furnace]

so i need regrind it all big rip

[fair bridge]

not really

you probably already have some points you can allocate

the more you use a weapon, the more experience you earn towards its mastery

you can also sacrifice weapons to earn mastery xp

that's what the sacrifice option is at hadron

[charred furnace]

can I respec mastery or is it permanent?

[fair bridge]

it's literally just progression

you can freely swap blessings on your weapons once you have those blessings unlocked

same with perks

[charred furnace]

ah ok that seems alot better

[fair bridge]

the only thing you can't change are the base stats of the weapon

[urban dove]

all sacrifice weapons gives you now is xp to your mastery

oh you said that

[fair bridge]

mhm.

[urban dove]

also if you put the same weapon in that you are levelling it gets a big boost

[charred furnace]

is zealot stealth still good or no?

[fair bridge]

oh yeah

[urban dove]

f.e. revo into revo gives much more exp than bolt gun into revo

[fair bridge]

you can melt bosses really easy

54 users in my server now and like 5 of them bother talking

why do people join servers only to like, not interact with them

so weird

[nocturne bloom]

Highly recommend the Manga when you're done

Manga has the moms

[round gulch]

Well I’m in a few servers for specific reasons that don’t require me to interact with them that often, but those are usually community servers and the like

[fair bridge]

maybe they just want my cool stickers

[round gulch]

A solid possibility

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

i'm not stealing that

bad sticker

[inland mantle]

Weak

[fair bridge]

stinks

[urban dove]

I wondered why it was called the exact same

[fiery wave]

Pointblank spray?

[nocturne bloom]

SNAKE MILF

[delicate vapor]

hm

[drowsy lynx]

At that point what's the difference between it and the brauto / daps, just the crit rate + string?

Not that I use range anyways since I only play rampage scum

[charred furnace]

time to see if im shiz at this game now

[inland mantle]

Lock in ez

[gilded socket]

Eula stare

[quartz ibex]

Yall i got a question, IF i poured all the booze out of an alcohol bottle and filled it with styrofoam and hydrocloric acid and a few other ingridients could i make a better molotov? In minecraft ofc…

(Its a joke pls dont execute me commisar)

[inland mantle]

Too late

Face the wall

[quartz ibex]

Noooooo

[charred furnace]

man darktide is rough on console

[fiery wave]

It's more like the dual autos lul.

[charred furnace]

the fps be jumping around so much one moment it will be 60 next it will be 20

[quartz ibex]

Isnt the mobility hell on console?

Taking 7 business days to turn

[steady flame]

guys does cranial corruption for sure crash the game?

[charred furnace]

ya the aim assist is so strong if my aim goes on a enemy it goes crazy slow

[quartz ibex]

Sell your newborns soul for a stick of ddr5 and get a new pc :3

Fixed

[charred furnace]

I have a pc but I cancelled gamepass and I didnt want to rebuy it again and the person im game shared with on xbox owns gamepass so ya

[quartz ibex]

And you’re locked to console because you dont wanna grind it on steam?

Also fuck microsoft for making gamepass that expensive

[charred furnace]

ya basically I cam play it on pc but inwould need play it on pc gamepass

[quartz ibex]

I know your pain. Gamepass sucks ass tho ngl

Used to be good

[charred furnace]

agreed

[quartz ibex]

Not worth the money anymore

[charred furnace]

I already miss old zealot stealth

was a peak build

[quartz ibex]

I think there’s gonna be another rework for classes if i remember right.

The backshot power hammer was always fun.

[formal mortar]

Backshots

[charred furnace]

old zealot rat build was just running around the battlefield 247 stealth was peak

[quartz ibex]

I mean… you do hit them from the back and a loud sound comes when you do it with the hammer so yeah, backshot hammer

[jaunty path]

Still a thing

[charred furnace]

I need dat

[quartz ibex]

Anyone else feel like the homing shivs psyker (I forgot the name) build doesnt really stand up as smite and brainburst?

[gilded socket]

Man

[formal mortar]

assail

[quartz ibex]

Doesnt feel effective as the others

[inland mantle]

Really good to clearing ritual dh tho

[quartz ibex]

Like, how do one even use it properly idk

[inland mantle]

See big group of shotgunners you let them fly

[quartz ibex]

Teach me your ways master

Thats it?

[inland mantle]

Also good for sniping stuff if you dont have a ranged option

Like a flame staff

[quartz ibex]

Brainburst

[inland mantle]

BB is alot slower

[quartz ibex]

True

So its good for range and low armor enemies?

[inland mantle]

Just pair it with gaze

GOod for melee builds

[quartz ibex]

Hmmm

Aight i’ll give it a ride

Thx

[inland mantle]

Just be mindful of assail and bursters that shit can and will knock them into you or a teammate

[quartz ibex]

It cant kill bursters fast enough?

[inland mantle]

No but if a burster is about to pop and you push it away assail will knock it back into you

Since them home in on what your looking at

[quartz ibex]

Wait they’re not random homing?

[inland mantle]

Nope

They follow you los

[quartz ibex]

Does it like always hit from the back? Is that why the bursters have a tendency to go towards you with em?

[inland mantle]

Most times is you throw the assail out then swap to melee to push however the assail is still active

So it comes up behide them

[quartz ibex]

Hmmm alright Taking notes yeah i got it lol

Anyways im off to sleep now, thx for the info. Good night yall

[hidden whale]

hit from the back?

hmm

[inland mantle]

Well it is goon chat

[livid valley]

do i need to finish the campaign on one character in order to skip on an alt?

[fair bridge]

ye

[livid valley]

how many missions are there? seems to be going on forever

[nimble crystal]

16 for the main story, 3 for no mans land

[formal mortar]

Campaign only takes a few hours

If you get stuck on karnak feel free to ask for help

[tawny gorge]

Hi, can you tell me if I can find a team here that I can speak russian with?

[nimble crystal]

We never kill Wolfer, do we?

Ive just realized that

I suppose if the big bad ever does die then there is no more war and no more game?

[inland mantle]

We only really killed 1 twin so far

Wolfer dying is like maybe never or in 5 years

[urban dove]

wait how only one canonically

is it just one of them are alive in the cutscene?

[grand terrace]

is brain burst bugged with cranial mod?

someone said it is and entire team crashed when i brain bursted a mob

[inland mantle]

Rinda? female twin is still alive

[nimble crystal]

In the mission we kill both..

[inland mantle]

Nope

[hazy kestrel]

Lore accurate perils of the warp.

[urban dove]

ah okay, I thought from a technical standpoint you meant whichever we kill first actually dies and the last one gets up from shield or smn

[inland mantle]

Plot armor

[urban dove]

i like to click heads, i no watch the moving pictures

[inland mantle]

After you do the boss fight and have the view of your team walking off one of their hands even twitch cause yea

[nimble crystal]

Oh.but we never captured them

[hazy kestrel]

Correct

[inland mantle]

There was a event where the melee twin showed up again for abit

[nimble crystal]

And after the last mission there is this whole set up for some cool story line that we will never see?

[hazy kestrel]

Surprise Rinda tango session.

[inland mantle]

frfr

Jumped in the dark

[nimble crystal]

I want to fight Nurgle

[inland mantle]

Maybe? In dark communion you see the ranged twin being used by the cult

Or well his dead body

[urban dove]

I can't wait until the darktide 4 go to the great green and kill gork and mork

[fair bridge]

think i need a new mouse

this g402 is about done

[knotty terrace]

i reckon it be awesome if we had a mission where we had to defend the morning star from boarders

[vernal sphinx]

hello. i'm looking on my screen at it says i have 19/20 completed special assignments. Is there a way to figure it out what that means and how I can make it 20/20?

[vapid stratus]

I am convinced hive scum is the weakest class in the game

[inland mantle]

Care to share how

[urban dove]

Either:
A. their left click is busted
B. their dodge bind is busted

[vapid stratus]

well, to start off, their damage is quite shit

compared to the other classes at least

[urban dove]

[fair bridge]

this is certainly an opinion

[vapid stratus]

i believe hive scum does the lowest overall damage in the entire game

[urban dove]

you're smoking crack cocaine

[fair bridge]

low effort......

[vapid stratus]

you could legitimately throw a stick of meat at someone and you'd have more of an effect than any of the hive scums weapons

[fair bridge]

very low effort

i need to pick ogryn back up

it's been a while

[jaunty path]

Farts

[urban dove]

reddit on day one of release be like

[vapid stratus]

they're also extremely unviable in havoc/auric, depending on your team in my opinion, i don't think they're viable

[inland mantle]

Umm my fav yter said scum sucks in melee

So therefore

[jaunty path]

Normalize beating people

[fair bridge]

please stop falling for the bait

or just argue ig

if you're bored

[jaunty path]

I do what I want

Sloppity

[urban dove]

I'll just meme around it without getting in there too deep

[jaunty path]

Ur mum is gay

[vapid stratus]

i don't typically think darktide has any "bad classes", just weak ones but hive scum is legitimately weak. the only way I can see them being viable is some kinda chem supply needle pistol build where you just shoot specialists from the back

[urban dove]

like how hive scum might do

[grand terrace]

ill say i prefer every other class in my group other than scum

but no they can do some rly nice dmg, even compete with psyker

needle on rotten armor nice

autopists on everything else

[jaunty path]

Ur dad watches ur mom kiss her gf from the closet

[inland mantle]

needle also does unreal boss damage

[fair bridge]

i love it

[vapid stratus]

the needle is what carries the class

[grand terrace]

maybe

[urban dove]

headshots with shivs chunk everything in the game

with rampage and stimm up even more so

[inland mantle]

Hmm

What's your thoughts on their blitz

[vapid stratus]

if it wasn't for the needle pistol i don't think anyone would use hive scums primaries other than the autopistols, which are also good but aren't great

[grand terrace]

infantry autogun is very good too

[fair bridge]

what level is your hive scum right now

[vapid stratus]

its maxed

[fair bridge]

you JUST hit 30?

[inland mantle]

Damn

[vapid stratus]

no???

[grand terrace]

he/shes referring to your "true level" i think

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening.

[inland mantle]

Hello

[vapid stratus]

i bought the class and leveled it up ages ago

[grand terrace]

what true level?

[fair bridge]

wdym you "maxxed" it

that doesn't make any sense

[inland mantle]

I maxxed it duh

[urban dove]

honestly skill issue

[drowsy lynx]

Integer overflow true level on hive scum

[urban dove]

I think it has a higher skill floor than all of the other classes, and probably a higher ceiling that most

[hazy kestrel]

There’s some cracked (pun intended) hive scum players out there, so it is indeed a skill issue.

[urban dove]

you see both sides of the spectrum of gamers playing scum

[fair bridge]

it would be so refreshing to hear genuine, well-thought out criticism about this class from people who aren't just speaking nonsense

[vapid stratus]

id have to check, im currently out of my house so it'll be a minute before i can actually look

[inland mantle]

Whats a S key? said the scum getting dogged across the map

[fair bridge]

"it's maxxed" please.

[drowsy lynx]

I hate it, it's not admech
/s

[fair bridge]

complete and utter nonsense

[urban dove]

I went back to my zealot and struggled with toughness regen compared to the "squishier" scum ngl

[inland mantle]

Who doesnt love 50% toughness back when broken every 10 secs

[urban dove]

shout and stim so often healing more, melee attacks healing

mans a tank, but yeah sure dies in one to crusher

[inland mantle]

Really good for avoiding chip damage in havoc those little shooters man fuck them

[urban dove]

I swear crushers painted their armour purple or something i get snuck up on by them more often than I like to admit

[inland mantle]

True

Sneak 100 ahh crushers

[vapid stratus]

what is up with that actually

crushers are just

hell to play against for some reason

[urban dove]

they pop up out of nowhere, and once in every 50 bursters my mans is silent

[hazy kestrel]

Me, wondering why my martyrdom suddenly triggered.

The Ninja Crusher patrol behind me:

[inland mantle]

Smh just have eyes in the back of your head

Duh

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t, am tunnel-vision’d because a boss showed up and I require yet another thammer kill.

[blazing ibex]

this is some crazy slander lol

hive scum out here actually giving psyker a run for their money in sheer damage output

[blazing ibex]

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, exactly who I was referring to in this case.

[blazing ibex]

I mean I don't think I'm that good.

But I give myself credit where credit is due.

[hazy kestrel]

You’re pretty damn good pal.

[blazing ibex]

But yeah hive scum is arguably one of the harder classes to get to work. But when you do get to work and you get it, it's genuinely kinda busted.

[low blade]

I'm the best player alive trust

[urban dove]

you have to both left click and press dodge

[inland mantle]

I've seen them 1v20 bulwarks

[blazing ibex]

i figured out a funny trick

that makes rotten armor trivial on melee scum

it's very funny

[inland mantle]

Go on

[hazy kestrel]

Big sad, no monstrosity spam maelstrom at the moment.

[blazing ibex]

Flesh Tearer Uncanny on knife, Carapace perk, Coated Weaponry and Finesse maxxed stim with rampage

It is stupid how fast crushers go down.

[stark bobcat]

wait

how do you apply bleed?

[urban dove]

[stark bobcat]

oh

flesh tear, bleed on crit

thought it damage to bleed enemies

[blazing ibex]

nuh, that's mercy

[inland mantle]

Find it funny that with certain weapons hitting the top right part of their shield can hit them through it can pull it off on thammer so just another reason to run it

[vapid stratus]

forgot to mention this but can we please make the crowbar have good stagger i feel like im giving myself aids when trying to stagger enemies with it

[stark bobcat]

flip it

pointy end has more stagger

[urban dove]

the ol yoink and sploink staggers nicely

[vapid stratus]

yeah but its not enough in my opinion

give it more

[stark bobcat]

Heard

buffing psyker

[inland mantle]

Nerfing ogryn

[cold bone]

Good morning, varlets. I just unlocked damnation, what makes it harder than heretic? whats the querk?

[blazing ibex]

yeah crowbar is

[urban dove]

more stuff with more health

[stark bobcat]

more spawns and more hp to enemies

[blazing ibex]

okay ™

[vapid stratus]

400 psykbillion buffs to the void staff

[hazy kestrel]

I wish zealot had more options for white pants that go with the Moebian VI armor set.

I’m just not that big a fan of the set’s existing white pants.

[knotty terrace]

oh nahhhh dont give the devs ideas

[stark bobcat]

?

[knotty terrace]

more enmies with higher hp pool is something we dont need

[stark bobcat]

have you seen havoc?

[low blade]

Bit sad my PC exploded innit

[vapid stratus]

i think we need a new faction of enemies all together

[low blade]

Could go for a match

[knotty terrace]

yes i have

[vapid stratus]

id fight a space marine with my bare fists for a new boss enemy

i really wanna see one

#addsloppitybilepipertodarktide

[knotty terrace]

enemies in havoc already are bloated enough in terms of hp as it stands

[trail bramble]

8 nurglings in a trench coat, coming right up

why ain't we got any nurglings, actually

[vapid stratus]

if fatshark adds a new enemy faction to darktide i will actively sell my soul to fatshark and start praying to them and games workshop like they are god

oh and add new ogryn weapons

thats another thing i want

[knotty terrace]

better be gene stealers

[trail bramble]

I've been huffing the genestealer copium since launch lmao

[inland mantle]

in 4 years

[vapid stratus]

it'll be like

2030

darktide 2 comes out

still the same ogryn weapons somehow

[inland mantle]

all 12 of em yea

[vapid stratus]

give the ogryn a hillbilly revolver

[trail bramble]

I hope the VT2 team being Done with VT means darktide will have slightly faster content release from here on out

[inland mantle]

Vt2 is still being worked on

[trail bramble]

I thought it was only bugfixes from here on out?

[inland mantle]

Got a new map what 2 months ago

[knotty terrace]

huh ya joking me

[inland mantle]

And has new weapons at some point being worked on

[trail bramble]

yeah but wasn't that The Last Map
they made a big song and dance about it I thought

[inland mantle]

New weapons were meant for 2025 but got delayed at some point

[vapid stratus]

i should get vermintide 2, darktide was my real "first introduction" into Warhammer 40k and its lore and games but other than that ive only played space marine and boltgun

i think id be killer at vermintide 2

[inland mantle]

Dont think they said anything about that being the last map

Maybe I'm wrong

[vapid stratus]

should've gotten a pc when the vermintide 2 free claim offer was happening FUCK ME AHAHAHAHADKFKKRFKEJAJAKALKDFK

[inland mantle]

Return to the Reik features not just exciting adventures, but also more mysteries to solve, questions that won’t be answered in this level alone! While we can’t say anything more, suffice to say that this won’t be the last map we make, and that we’re already looking into what can come next in the adventures of the Ubersreik Five.

Yea it wont

[knotty terrace]

why is fat shark still making content for vt2

[inland mantle]

Better than DT that's why

[vapid stratus]

don't they have relatively the same playerbase numbers though

[stark bobcat]

no

[knotty terrace]

i beg your most very fucking Pardon

[stark bobcat]

DT has more

[inland mantle]

You heard me

[knotty terrace]

i beg you're most very fucking pardon

[inland mantle]

Either way still a good sign if FS still supports a game 7 years after it comes out and not just dropping it just means DT will be around for a long time

Just have to put up with the 4 content drops a year

[formal mortar]

Took no damage til the end of the mission then got caught by a trapper and shot by 3 snipers and laid in fire....

[inland mantle]

it goes on sale for like 95% off 1-2 times a year just grab it for like a buck

[heady karma]

server down?

[nocturne bloom]

I really want to get into VT 2 but I never get around to it

Which is odd because I liked it more

[inland mantle]

Alot more fun with a group all I'll say

[gusty plume]

TOOK A GUMMY
SAID IT AIN'T SHIT
WOKE UP HIGH

[heady karma]

seems standard for gummies

[nocturne bloom]

Rookie

I sleep with a 6 pack

[blazing ibex]

shield ogryn taunting and then dodging backwards into you so you get overheaded

gotta love it

[timid plume]

Anybody want a code for vampire survivors on steam i got a extra from humble bundle

[heady karma]

sure

[fair bridge]

me meeee

i can trade a humble code actually

[hazy kestrel]

@modest flume and @blazing ibex, pals, are ya up for some maelstrom shenanigans?

[timid plume]

Sorry I already gave it away

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a kick in the head.

[marsh iris]

what is up gen chat cutie pies

[hidden whale]

the ceiling :3

[fossil oasis]

You're the second person I know who has this sticker

Where is it from

[fair bridge]

idk!! i think i took it from someone here in #zealot-class

[fossil oasis]

Oh, fair enough then

[marsh iris]

unleash the ovulating sticker

[fair bridge]

ooh it's meow's sticker

[fossil oasis]

Who?

[fair bridge]

signalis enjoyer

willow wisp

[hidden whale]

I enjoy signalis

[fossil oasis]

Oh right

[fair bridge]

oh my fucking god rewdy deleted it

he fucking replaced it with this

what a moron

[hidden whale]

crisis averted

[marsh iris]

[fossil oasis]

Tragic

Bring back the ovulating sticker

I need to see it

[fair bridge]

i'll find it

[fossil oasis]

Where's missus with that fuckass Sans x Toriel gif

I'm pretty sure it's her who has it

[marsh iris]

[fossil oasis]

Ngl I really need to go to bed tbh but i'm sorting out FO4 mods rn

[fossil oasis]

Peak!

[hazy kestrel]

Sort out your modlist, 99% of modlist sorters quit before they completely fix their modlist.

[fossil oasis]

True

I think it's only the mods I use to overhaul the minutemen now plus some like misc stuff

[hidden whale]

trying to play c3dwons in vermintide2 and spending 40 minutes before any session drove me insane

[fossil oasis]

Well, once i'm done installing these outfit packs

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the “just one more armor set” trap.

A classic.

[fossil oasis]

It's not even that tbh, I know exactly what I want, i'm just in the middle of downloading them

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[fossil oasis]

It's just slow because like Vortex caps the download speed

[hazy kestrel]

There’s your problem pal.

Use wabbajack.

[fossil oasis]

I should tbh

[hazy kestrel]

And then add all of your usual stuff on top of it.

No need to suffer in Vortex hell.

[fossil oasis]

But not all the stuff I want is in a collection because if I wanna make a collection, I have to have it installed for some fucking reason

[fossil oasis]

Vortex sucks so bad

[hazy kestrel]

Well, couldn’t you just take a few photos of the key mods you’ve added, find a Fallout 4 wabbajack modlist that you think looks fun, and then add your stuff after?

[fossil oasis]

Yeah ig so

[hazy kestrel]

Just let the download run overnight, simple as.

[hazy kestrel]

No need for this suffering pal. The Holy Grail awaits ye, or something like that.

[fossil oasis]

Idk, i'm already like almost done at this point, so i'm just gonna commit to the suffering for now. I'll probably save it all as a collection after that and switch to using Wabbajack for downloading

[hazy kestrel]

[fossil oasis]

[hazy kestrel]

Best of luck on your endeavors pal.

[fossil oasis]

Thank u

I'll get there eventually and then i'll actually be able to play it again

[marsh iris]

is fatshark back in the solar system

[fossil oasis]

Idk, I hope so

It's weird having no event running for so long

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

Should I replay coffin game or no

[lapis hazel]

I swear to god with people that complain about not having grenades then run past 5 tagged grenade packs

[inland mantle]

Might just be back from vacation maybe

[jaunty path]

Any goddamn event is welcome at this point I just wanna plaaay

[nimble crystal]

I dunno. I just want to try the stickers

[jaunty path]

My therapist wanted to hear more about warhammer today

Is that good

[inland mantle]

It's joeover

[hidden whale]

uhhhhhhh

[nimble crystal]

How could it be bad?

[hazy kestrel]

You have a based therapist.

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[hidden whale]

its uhhhhhh

[jaunty path]

Shes very nice

[hazy kestrel]

And that’s all I got to say.

[inland mantle]

Another victim to GW greed

[jaunty path]

However

As much as I enjoy talking about warhammer

[nimble crystal]

Its probably an easy way to connect with you

[jaunty path]

I must talk about a different media with her as I feel coffin game is more relevant to my mental health

[jaunty path]

Yea

[hidden whale]

oh no

[inland mantle]

Wha

[jaunty path]

Oh yes

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-turning-into-ash-gif-5170814802321083685

[hazy kestrel]

Oh no

[hidden whale]

I hope that therapist has a good therapist

[jaunty path]

I'm probably going to replay it to get a better feel. But I probably don't need to.

Its mainly in that I feel like ashley on the inside, a whining child.

And I feel like andrew with how much I feel like I'm constantly babysitting.

[jaunty path]

I told her about dreadnoughts, servitors and corpse starch

Shes fine

[hidden whale]

im not sure which is worse between servitors and their relationship tbh

[hazy kestrel]

In all seriousness, tying one of your favorite games, franchises, or books to therapy really does help.

[jaunty path]

Fr

[hazy kestrel]

So go for it pal.

[modest flume]

I'll be home in about 40 min tops

[marsh iris]

tell her about daemonculaba

[jaunty path]

She asked if I related to any characters yet

I don't think I really do in the books.

[hazy kestrel]

Even as an IW fan, I don’t even want to think about that.

[jaunty path]

But now that I think about it

[hazy kestrel]

Makes my skin crawl

[hidden whale]

what the fuck

[jaunty path]

The seer psykers feel kinda me sometimes. Mostly when they're peaking their peril

I will probably mention that!!!

[hazy kestrel]

I related a lot to the whole concept of the World Eaters and their Butchers Nails, in the sense that OCD (at least for me) acts in a similar way.

[hidden whale]

it makes me real sad when my seer says they were forced to be here and no one asked them :<

[jaunty path]

But I should hunt for a character I relate to

[hidden whale]

I relate to kerillian wutelgi

cause im horizontal

[hazy kestrel]

You have the “ticking” / pain of the nails, but in the form of intrusive thoughts, and it tries to get you to obtain relief by performing various mental / physical compulsions

[jaunty path]

I don't relate to anything in warhammer yet I just talked about it because it fits in with the common themes in my head.

Once I get a wider feel of warhammer it will definitely change.

[hazy kestrel]

Fair.