general-chat

[fair bridge]

my bf noticed my status on discord still showed me playing darktide even though it was closed on steam. stupid crashify was still running in the background

discord seems to think the crash app is the actual game

[urban dove]

Each to their own ig vortex has a nice wee ui where I can see everything I have on and off

[fair bridge]

you hate to see it

[limber matrix]

i still cant get over the fact the game crashes upon being closed

and the crash reporter crashes trying to report it

[lyric frigate]

task failed succesfully

[fair bridge]

lol maybe that's the fastest way they found to close the game out when players press "quit"

just kill everything

[limber matrix]

hit it with a rock

[lost eagle]

yeah this is the worst, doesnt matter if you alt f4 or close the game normally, now you have to smother out the crash reporter

[urban dove]

I for one love the little cmd window that appears when I close it down like its about to type 3000 lines of code and brick my pc

[fair bridge]

god this sucks i have one class that requires a zoom call

[urban dove]

Although I think thats an amd updater

[trail bramble]

could write like 1500 lines of code to make everything shut off in the proper order or just one little quit()

[limber matrix]

i put the png of a bolter on a shitty .exe program that goes and puts a bullet in the crash reporter and this enhanced my darktide experience

[trail bramble]

nah I have an NVIDIA GPU and I see it

[fiery wave]

I think the quit button just crashes the game. Is FS.

[limber matrix]

nope, its the game opening cmd to manually kill darktide i shit you not

[urban dove]

Based

[limber matrix]

you can alt-f4 out of the game it would be identical

[trail bramble]

I'm thinking there's a reason stingray didn't take off as an engine lmao

[fiery wave]

VT2 doesn't crash to quit.

[slate skiff]

@quasi umbra still waiting on that AMD fix or you could just send me an nvidia card that also works

[trail bramble]

load bearing .bat file

[limber matrix]

i am so tempted to learn stingray engine properly just so i can go work at either arrowhead or fatshark and develop ultra depression upon taking one look at the game code

[fair bridge]

why should they send you an nvidia card

why don't you just buy one

[slate skiff]

because they owe me for scamming me out of darktide

[limber matrix]

darktide has the skull.png file

[fair bridge]

you're right. the $20 you paid entitles you to $500 in graphics card

[slate skiff]

and for the DLCs and for the shop currency

[limber matrix]

maybe he bought 480 dollars worth of aquilas

[trail bramble]

only 500

[slate skiff]

a card is like 2k

[limber matrix]

the 2 spare ddr5 8gig sodimm i have from upgrading my laptop that sits in a drawer is calling out to me like the green goblin mask

[urban dove]

Just buy one of the 3060s they're about to rerelease

[fair bridge]

i know it's a joke but imagine someone actually demanding fatshark send them a graphics card

peak fatshark forums slop

[urban dove]

"The vt2 fatshark would've done it"

[fair bridge]

"i paid $30 for this game three years ago. i'm entitled to get exactly what i want for that $30. it's basically like paying for a car"

[limber matrix]

wasnt darktide industrial vermintide 2 upon release

[trail bramble]

in what way

[fiery wave]

With more pewpews from what I know.

[fair bridge]

this vexes me

[trail bramble]

(beta player btw)

[wooden creek]

Archetype-wise yeah

[limber matrix]

yeah xactly

[trail bramble]

Oh yeah we had the same skill trees as vt2

[fair bridge]

all i remember from the closed beta was the UI looking funky as shit

[trail bramble]

only 1 blitz

[limber matrix]

same skill trees, weapon system n shi

[wooden creek]

Except they were columns instead of rows

[slate skiff]

on the other hand, imagine baiting customers into buying a faulty product

[urban dove]

Its a different team with different publishers breathing down their neck and different levels of rights from GW, but everyone constantly harkens to "they do xyz in vt2 why not here" was my jest

[slate skiff]

thats like peak scam behaviour

[fair bridge]

yeah we all fell for it

even though the game works

and we're enjoying it

and it's fun

[slate skiff]

you just dont care because it doesn't imact you directly

[trail bramble]

no weapon system was not like vt2
the stats were completely inscrutable, it was just bars with a label and no numbers visible anywhere

[slate skiff]

but if this was imacting the nvidia users as well

oh boy

[urban dove]

Green team keep on winning

[slate skiff]

you would see a different reaction completely

[fair bridge]

i'm capable of understanding what you're going through. i just don't think you're approaching this in good faith.

i'm sorry your AMD card is experiencing problems!!

what have you done about it so far?

[slate skiff]

i dont care aboujt my card

[round mica]

using sword with psyker is so awkward its not as agile and mobile as other classes

[slate skiff]

i just want to play the game

[fair bridge]

why can't you

[slate skiff]

because it runs at sub 30 fps?

[urban dove]

Have you tried taking it out and blowing on it?

[timid geyser]

Welcome to PC gaming where your parts sometimes dont like a software.

[slate skiff]

u have no idea the amount of hours ive spent

tweaking .ini files

downloading old drivers

reinstalling windows

[fair bridge]

have you talked to support?

[slate skiff]

contacting AMD

writing on the forums

u can see my posts there

[fair bridge]

i'm sorry but how are they scamming you

if almost everyone else can play it

it's not a scam if there's no deception

[slate skiff]

again ignorance

[fair bridge]

they didn't deceive you into buying the game

you weren't duped

[trail bramble]

isn't the scam more on amds side for having non functional drivers

[fair bridge]

i mean YEAH

[slate skiff]

it just doesn't imact u so u dont really care

[fair bridge]

if there's anyone you need to be pissed with it's AMD

[slate skiff]

but if the tables had turned

[wide seal]

i read some guide somewhere for upgrading the amd framegen to a more modern version but i cant find it, anyone know where it is?

[fair bridge]

but you're on the darktide discord, not the AMD discord, so

[slate skiff]

no its not AMD

[fair bridge]

DLSS swapper

it supports FSR

i don't think it has the new one yet though!!!

[wide seal]

ye i know and fsr is currently 3.1

but some guy put a tutorial to make it 3.5 or whatever

i cant find it and i dont know where i saw it

[fair bridge]

it's not on swapper yet

[wide seal]

whats swapper

[fair bridge]

DLSS swapper...

the thing i just said up there

[wide seal]

zzz

[urban dove]

Oh im red now

[wide seal]

this wasnt through dlss swapper

it was done manually

[fair bridge]

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/gpus/you-can-upgrade-fsr-3-1-games-to-fsr-4-with-manual-dll-swapping-github-community-discovers-fsr-swapping-works-similar-to-dlss-upgrades

that's all i found

[lyric frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/56-67-61-すとぷり-new-meme-gif-9313788417471791262

whoops

[fair bridge]

six......

[amber delta]

[urban dove]

[fair bridge]

[round mica]

what are the good perks and blessings on the electro force staff?

[earnest oyster]

regular girls are taken
zero filter dgaf main character energy girls are in "Witness Protection"
where are they

feds are hiding them

[round mica]

what?

[fair bridge]

i think it's nexus and flurry

as for perks uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

check the guide

[urban dove]

[round mica]

the guide fuckin sucks ass ngl

[fair bridge]

psyker fuckin sucks ass

[round mica]

that is true

[fair bridge]

ooooo im reading books oooooo

[round mica]

but i like using the greatsword

[fair bridge]

it is peak

[urban dove]

My beloved

[civic otter]

nexus + flurry for m2 EK
nexus + surge for m1 EK
flak + maniac

[round mica]

today ill start re-reading the first 5 books of Horus Heresy to get some new ones to my collection

[round mica]

they have different marks?

[civic otter]

m as in mouse, so mouse 1 would be your left click

[round mica]

o im dumb

[civic otter]

ok so

dw

EK is a bit different from others

its m1 has great finesse scaling

therefore

it is subject to good m1 builds with disrupt destiny too

that is, if you don't want to do m2 EK

[round mica]

i use it quite a lot tbh

so ill go with m2

is unstable power and wrath good for the blaze force greatsword?

[civic otter]

thats my preferred too. understandable. for m2 stuck to flurry n nexus, you either build it for shriek, using the high peril gen of EK staff to edge well and spam shriek as much as possible
or you go scrier's gaze, spamming the living shit out of it
force greatsword or assail recommended, EK is not good at dealing with dense mixed hordes, you might just end up EK-ing the local poxwalker.

[civic otter]

unstable power and shred, wrath works too but shred will assist getting your special quicker which is what matters since it has inf cleave, also better vs carapace because EK is a little slow on killing crushers

[round mica]

oki oki

ty

[civic otter]

welcome

[feral vessel]

what books

I require.. new recommendations.
Reading Hollow Knight fanfiction is starting to be insufficient for me.

[fair bridge]

idk i'm reading metro 2034 rn

it's ok

[feral vessel]

i did not expect my favourite book series to be brought up

Did you read 2033 already?

[fair bridge]

the name of the rose was so peak i've been chasing that high

yeah i did

i liked 2033 a lot

[feral vessel]

nice uh

2034 was always the odd one out for me

[fair bridge]

so far in 34 i'm a little bit disappointed in the sasha character

[feral vessel]

Mostly because it's plotline is entirely seperate from 2033 and it sorta has an uninteresting ending (imo, won't spoil)

[fair bridge]

i'll try to read more today

[feral vessel]

Have fun, then.

[amber delta]

I quit 34 midway through it was so boring

33 is peak tho

[feral vessel]

it was the first book in the series that i got my hands on

I didn't actually read it fully, I don't think.

I got 2033, then fully read 2034, and then read 2035

[jade stump]

damn we got a time traveler in chat, reading novels dating 2035?

[civic otter]

metro games are pretty peak too

nothing like some good metro and stalker to feel right at home

[feral vessel]

apparently we're all time travellers because we're playing the 40-thousandth warhammer game

[jade stump]

ya but in that case we time traveled too far in the future

[civic otter]

look at soviet commie block in stalker, realise i literally live in one

[feral vessel]

yeah they were

i think part of the appeal of STALKER and Metro is just uh
realistic portrayal of life in a post-soviet country

[civic otter]

ye

[feral vessel]

(or in metro's case in a post apocalyptic shithole)

which is basically what russia is like outside of moscow anyways

[civic otter]

it's fun to play in for the atmosphere but living in places like these ofc sucks mega balls

commie blocks are so cheaply made

can barely get rooms warm now in winter

[feral vessel]

yeah.

they also look pretty awful in the middle of towns/villages

[fierce cave]

R34

[civic otter]

eh, louzy architecture to the extreme

[feral vessel]

get your mind out of the gutter

[fierce cave]

No

[feral vessel]

practicality wise they're my favourite solution to housing issues

[civic otter]

lol well

yes thats why they were made

but ofc

even though giving all families specific rations "works"
does it really

[feral vessel]

the most I've ever seen our government do to try and make them look nice was give them a brighter pain job

[civic otter]

thats how they did it back in communism here

[feral vessel]

and maybe removing the asbestos from the walls (optional)

[civic otter]

ours depend on the neighbourhood

richer ones get renovation and paint

i live near the women's prison so you can imagine how rich of a neighbourhood it is

fucking love it though

something nostalgic about those shitty exposed bricks

[feral vessel]

i don't know my step dad told me a story about how, in his hometown, a girl walking down the street nearly got killed by a falling panel from a commie block

that like, randomly dislodged from the side of the building

[civic otter]

yeah i mean

again, they are as shitty as it gets

its literally

[ebon quartz]

Anyone crashing constantly on havoc under the damn "aborted mission"?

[civic otter]

stalin's finest (shittiest) creation

[zenith glade]

I like my housing redlined and each house being zoned as a 3 bedroom suburban unaffordable papier-mâché sludgebox

[civic otter]

i understood half of that

[feral vessel]

american dream

[amber delta]

I understood none of that

[civic otter]

[hidden whale]

american suburban housing

[zenith glade]

The uneducated.. zigh..

[feral vessel]

And Khrushchevko, and Brezhnev's

[zenith glade]

Sips tea

[feral vessel]

i fucking hate suburns

i fucking hate pasturized lawns

[zenith glade]

Dont even know wut redlining iz..

Tsch..

Bakaz..

[hidden whale]

cant wait for the HOA to tell me what exact shade of gray/white im allowed to paint my house

[civic otter]

sorry i'm not from WOKE land 😤

[hidden whale]

and write me citations for leaving my trashcan out

[civic otter]

yes

[feral vessel]

i only recently found out that there's apparently three types of commie blocks

[hidden whale]

guys that was a joke btw

I could never afford a house

;.;

[feral vessel]

uh

if we all start a fundraiser maybe we can get one

[hidden whale]

nah ill just be a wagepilled rentslave

[feral vessel]

alternatively live in a cave in the middle of oregon

[civic otter]

i lowk dgaf return to cavemen

we will be happier

we can do autistic dances by the fire

[feral vessel]

that would be great

or maybe it wouldn't

i don't know anymore

[hidden whale]

idk how you could. hunting restrictions, private property, cant stay long enough to start agriculture

and if its your own property you gotta pay land tax...

[feral vessel]

okay how about we first convince like uhh

idk

grok to become the allied mastercomputer

[hidden whale]

modern humans are made dependent on society on purpose

;.;

[feral vessel]

yeah it's more of a joke

[hidden whale]

I think about this every day

[civic otter]

i mean, i'm kinda roided out of my mind so i can maul whoever annoys you guys

[feral vessel]

regressing to neolithic age would require nuclear war

I think.

[hidden whale]

good ogryn

more rations for you

[civic otter]

[feral vessel]

you're finally starting to earn rashuns sparkhead

do ogryns use sparkhead like a slur or as a compliment nickname

i can't tell

[civic otter]

funny name

[hidden whale]

they probably dont know either

[civic otter]

too pure for slurs

[hidden whale]

okay time to make sweet and sour chicken

[civic otter]

too stupid for "ni-ck-na-mes"

[feral vessel]

bully ogryn definitely has a voxlog full of slurs

if he got zola to operate the thing for him

[feral vessel]

Have fun.

[civic otter]

eugh gotta do assignments

no

[delicate kite]

STICKY SURPRISE

[round mica]

i think some gotta know slurs

[fair bridge]

wow these classes are tight

i'm learning python in one of them and one of my first assignments involved talking to an AI that the teacher set up to elaborate on some stuff we learned in the textbook

he name hoyt and he will take over a world

[delicate kite]

far cry 3 antagonist

[amber delta]

no thats vaas

[bronze wren]

No thats Hoyt aswell

[fair bridge]

hoyt nation rise up

[amber delta]

hes from the second half of the game, and the second half is irrelevant

[fair bridge]

this course in general is pretty liberal with AI usage

it's weird

not gen AI

[bronze wren]

Fair

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna have to use copilot at some point

i fuckin really don't want to 😭

[tired inlet]

you don't really have to

[fair bridge]

for the course i do

<@&735928989146939404>

[tired inlet]

fukken awesome; you enjoy that ban

[fair bridge]

me?

it's a scam...

[tired inlet]

no, bad timing because you responded just as I was about to click his name and it scrolled

[fair bridge]

oh lmao

[long sigil]

die

[fair bridge]

yeah tell him bart

[amber delta]

die dog

[orchid lynx]

We killing someone? Lest go!

[fair bridge]

but yeah part of my operating systems course is using copilot to diagnose bugs

[amber delta]

wardens asleep

[tired inlet]

It's German for "The Bart The"

[amber delta]

make me warden I am trustworthy

[fair bridge]

everyone's kinda using it right now anyway

my buddy who's a sysadmin uses it to make-

[long sigil]

wtf

[fair bridge]

rest in peace

[long sigil]

again?

[tired inlet]

Not you, Vodka Drunkinski. I trusted you! @fickle widget

[fair bridge]

MESSED UP

wardenS

[fair bridge]

<@&735928989146939404> another spammer here

[amber delta]

mods are asleep post goon

[tired inlet]

This is why in the U.S. release he was renamed Soda Popinski

[atomic imp]

damn they just keep popping out of the woodwork. They're like rats, where theres one theres a hundred

[orchid lynx]

Kinda funny how it just gets posted in no image perms channel

[tired inlet]

because it's a script

[fair bridge]

anyway copilot's huge in the IT space for network engineers and stuff

[orchid lynx]

Yeah i kno

[fair bridge]

my buddies use it all the time to make spreadsheets and other stuff

data compilation

i just hate microsoft

[tired inlet]

because their managers kind of force it, especially in cisco and microsoft itself

[long sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106798485384220775/1459461196724961384/icon_4.gif

[fair bridge]

well yeah, everything's windows

[amber delta]

mods another scam

[long sigil]

huh

[fair bridge]

no

leave bart alone

[amber delta]

im jk i love bart

[fair bridge]

[long sigil]

gay

[tired inlet]

But if we look at the stack overflow surves in the recent years, there's a plurality, but not a majority: https://survey.stackoverflow.co/2025/ai

[amber delta]

plastic love

or how do they say it

platonic

[fair bridge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tired inlet]

platonic love; plastic love is a city pop song by Mariya Tekaguchi

[fair bridge]

i can't tell them i won't use it

then i'd simply fail

[tired inlet]

platonic love is a love between friends; not romantic but not familial

[long sigil]

anyway

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209004105297825833/1460314087119523851/icon_3_2.gif

wake the fuck up fat shark

your game fucked

wake the fuck up

[amber delta]

🗣️

honest question is fatshank back from holiday or are they still jorkin in carribean or something

[tired inlet]

I thought you jork it in San Diego

[drowsy lynx]

Flickin the carri-bean

[long sigil]

Question: Why are live-service games from Swedish game companies so evil?

i am talking you fat sharker

fuck you

[drowsy lynx]

Clearly Sweden is evil

[urban dove]

I am become back my money

[obtuse oak]

Slow down

[long sigil]

shit

[amber delta]

gentle fucking only

[urban dove]

Flip you fatshark

[somber stream]

slowly caress fatshark by the cheek

[orchid lynx]

Ello Licht, fancy seeing u here.

[somber stream]

Greetings Zek, i come and go

[tired inlet]

Helldivers is also a lvie service game from Sweden, yeah? Arrowhead?

[somber stream]

Capitalism claim me these day

[sleek harness]

Licht has more pixels now

And a open helmet

[somber stream]

And animated, too

[sleek harness]

Why is it animated like the Bowser Fart gif

[somber stream]

Because im lazy

[sleek harness]

Doesn't it take time to make animation like theses?

[somber stream]

Tons

[sleek harness]

So you aren't lazy

[somber stream]

Lazy enough to make it seems like it's moving, but not by a lot lol

[sleek harness]

So thats why it doesn't loop right

Still, looks great

[somber stream]

Thanks Rat, i bid thee a good year ahead <3

[tired inlet]

first day back at work today; wife and I got some manner of superflu in Portland and it knocked us out for 12 days; she's still out.

never been that sick for that long and I'm still not 100%

[round mica]

the bot is getting glitched on the elevator on the twin missions

so fun

[tired inlet]

I managed to quickplay twins damnation and win last week

[earnest oyster]

yoooo i always miss the bans

what got vaporised

[round mica]

im having more problem with them in heresy than damnation cause i barely find players and when i do they're dumb as fuck

[tired inlet]

they're just new; tell them that Rodin needs focused down first, tag the bright areas in gas mode

[fading otter]

They better be cooking on that next update. I feel like everyone’s going to get bamboozled again, last big update everyone thought cultists were coming and then we got gloom missions/dragon roaches and the tunneler strain, I feel like now that everyone expects cyborgs we’re actually going to get cultists lmao

[tired inlet]

I recently am back to 100% unlocks now, so it's about time yeah

the new automatons like jump-pack hulks and jump-pack devastators and flying fire bots

[marsh iris]

is sweden back to earth yet?

[lament quartz]

go to fuck yourself darktide with 2014 error havoc 40

[sleek harness]

Calm down Mr. Krabs

[lament quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sienna-kerillian-vermintide-rat-gif-23310770

[marsh iris]

havoc moment

[ebon quartz]

Havoc is dead, guys, let's get out and breath some fresh air

[dire crane]

Is there a point to having grimoire resistance? I mean it still takes up almost a full wound right?

[long sigil]

very small ammo and rot aromor and stumble ignore made havoc shitter

it must be fat shark devs is all devil

[tired inlet]

If you'r enot doing grimoire runs, then don't slot it; it's almost always better (if you're concerned with it at all) to just to a standard =15% corruption resistance because that will also protect against things like poxburster, poxhound, pox gas, and nurgle sludge

[ebon quartz]

Don't know what did they touch but Havoc is unplayable atm

[dire crane]

Unplayable how? Like hard to get through or is it like legit bugged

[ebon quartz]

So for those eager to get your assignment to 40, avoid it at all costs

[ebon quartz]

Bugged as fuck

[dire crane]

Damn what's the bugs?

[ebon quartz]

No idea but I suspect it is final toll related

[tired inlet]

and if you have +21%HP on the curio, it will actually be less than a full wound because it's like a certain number of health points and if you have more health points it will be less by a percentage maybe?

[ebon quartz]

In 1 hour, 4 different teams we all had aborted mission crashes

The only thing in common was Final Toll

[long sigil]

and rework shock trooper skill nod

[dire crane]

Oh dope ill have to get curios for grimoire runs/weapon mastery runs

[long sigil]

all las weapon weak spot crits power and rending to burn target

not consume ammo

[tired inlet]

I mean if you want you can make a spec just for grimoire runs that has that stuff slotted if you're going for grimoires/scripts; but most curios I use are either +toughness or +HP% (and +wounds for martyr zealot) with extra toughness/HP, and gunner resist x2 or sniper resist x1

[long sigil]

and i hope zealot have chainweapon nod

[dire crane]

True, idk i like running the different stuff with my zealot

[feral vessel]

finally managed to play something aside from darktide

[dire crane]

Yeah vermintide!

[long sigil]

[fair bridge]

wow one of my classes is teaching me how to make folders in windows 11

[long sigil]

window 11 is fucking shit

[feral vessel]

uhh yeah totally

[fair bridge]

omgggg i didnt know you could rename stuff wwaaaaoowwwww

[feral vessel]

it was rogue trader

[long sigil]

keep long time service window 10

[fair bridge]

[long sigil]

damn fucking microsoft

[feral vessel]

i got a free office 365 license because of my school sooo

i owe my soul to the company store

[fair bridge]

i use libreoffice tbh

[dire crane]

Surprisingly useful to have because the boomers at your company will have the stupidest questions about it

[feral vessel]

i usually use openoffice

[fair bridge]

is that newer or something

[feral vessel]

or just like.. notepad if i'm writing

[fair bridge]

libre can be kinda slow

[feral vessel]

obsidian is pretty good too

for like, everything

[dire crane]

I use Google drive exclusively

[tired inlet]

stupid? no. ignorant. They just don't know things. That's why they're asking questions.

a stupid question is one never asked.

[tired inlet]

notepad++ you mean?

[urban dove]

Massgrave.dev is a handy tool, windows activation and office activation that is very very unlikely to ever get punished

[spice field]

What are y'all's must have mods? I

[jaunty path]

Walls

[tired inlet]

you can actually run a quick command in powershell to get tid of that activzation message

[urban dove]

Yeah thats what massgrave has

Alongside the ltsc downloads

[tired inlet]

I think I used that when I went from Win7->10 two years ago

It was a machine I built in 2012; still solid hardware though not performance grade and doesn't make the cut to win11, so when win10 dies I'll re-image it and turn it into like.. Kali Linux or RHEL or something.

run WINE on it.

install iceweasel

[jaunty path]

wine

on my pc?

this is why linux isn't halal

it encourages consumption of alcohol

[tired inlet]

Wine is not an emulator so it's okay

[round mica]

Who is faster, Jaghtai Khan when the opportunity to roast Fulgrim or Linux user when someone is talking about Windows

[tired inlet]

Trick Question: Vegan Crossfitter

[round mica]

when someone is mentioning either exercise of diet

[fallen grotto]

Dad going to the crusade

[tired inlet]

Astropaths actually run on the waves of someone saying they're Vegan and do Crossfit to travel the warp to planets that didn't know you were vegan and do crossfit.

[fallen grotto]

When someone mentions meat

[fallen grotto]

Wait

[round mica]

time to watch second episode of pariah nexus

[tired inlet]

that's the one with Sa'kan and the Necron Deathmark right?

[fallen grotto]

Yeah iirc

[round mica]

yes

[fallen grotto]

Man I wanna yap with smbdy

What do u do when you're feeling like it

[feral vessel]

auric dark communion sure is something

found out today that if you destroy the stimm tanks and don't get immediately teamwiped you can still win it (even if all of your team is downed/dead)

[jaunty path]

auric dark communism

[feral vessel]

ronald reagan ass word combination

[fallen grotto]

The scariest

[jaunty path]

i wanna go back to bed

why do ppl keep saying the nightlords are bad

[fallen grotto]

I fell asleep in the evening I don't know what I would do at night

[fallen grotto]

In what way

[jaunty path]

if I had to wake up in the morning i'd skin men women and children alive too

I need sleep

[tired inlet]

It's really good from what I've seen so far of it. I also really dug "The Tithed"

[jaunty path]

in general

[tired inlet]

<< Imperator Karl Marx has entered chat

[round mica]

im watching that one next and then the blood angels one

[feral vessel]

missus go to sleep this is too much for today

[fallen grotto]

That sure is one of the sentences that was ever said

[feral vessel]

she's said worse.

[jaunty path]

I have a therapy appointment

[jaunty path]

no I haven't

[tired inlet]

when you're a Dark Eldar

[earnest oyster]

self work is good

[fallen grotto]

Yeah wish I could do that

[feral vessel]

debatable, really

[jaunty path]

wake up
on my period
I NEED to cause mass starvation

Wheres my pain servitor..I need to yank on one of its exposed nerve endings

[feral vessel]

See? There you go again.

[jaunty path]

What are you even talking about

its not even that bad

its retribution

[feral vessel]

You do this every odd day, occasionally every even day.

[jaunty path]

its not an odd day

its an even day

dumbass

[feral vessel]

I said, occasionally every even day

Can you read past the first sentence?

[slate skiff]

🍿

[feral vessel]

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself chief.

[slate skiff]

hey listen

[jaunty path]

Its past 12 in the morning and you expect me to have basic reading comprehension

and are still surprised that I need to cause pain and suffering

Someone needs to pay for this and it's not me

[slate skiff]

theres something up today every1 seems to be riled up

[feral vessel]

I think you might just be a sadist, Missus

[jaunty path]

I'm not a sadist I just find it hilarious

[fallen grotto]

Yeah something in the air

[pallid yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1456545884488732754/1459122338925646036/image0.gif

[jaunty path]

the fuck is that

[fallen grotto]

Eldar harlequin

[jaunty path]

no one click that shit

[feral vessel]

fat fuck

[fallen grotto]

Bro catching strays

[jaunty path]

@obtuse oak sus link

[feral vessel]

it's an innocent gif

I know, because I clicked it like an idiot.

[jaunty path]

[pallid yacht]

issa gif

[jaunty path]

can you actually post gifs that look like that

[fair bridge]

discord links

[pallid yacht]

you can't not, on this server

[jaunty path]

ok yea but ppl come in here and post weird scam links like that often

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-gif-23199856

[fair bridge]

tenor links are posted as tenor links

discord links are embedded

[jaunty path]

Ah I see

well I suggest proving your humanity before hank comes and kills you

[feral vessel]

are those black templars

[obtuse oak]

As if I don't know what I'm doing

It's just a cat gif.

[feral vessel]

i'm gonna gift a black templar sticker to my classmate that knows nothing about 40k

[fair bridge]

i clicked it and i got heart palpitations

[feral vessel]

surely this is a great idea

[jaunty path]

its a flash nades gato

[fair bridge]

probable cause to destroy

[jaunty path]

you were born yesterday son

I was there during the alamo

[feral vessel]

Born when? I was born tomorrow.

[jaunty path]

mmmmm

its 1pm

Merp what should I talk to my therapist about

should I talk to her about Ashley Graves

[feral vessel]

I've only been to a therapist thrice and my therapist was somewhat of an asshole, but I guess you should talk about whatever is currently on your mind and isn't morally questionable.

Not that I'm suggesting anything, of course..

[jaunty path]

I already told her I like dreadnoughts and servitors

Shes a very nice woman

[feral vessel]

Oh, uh, sure then go wild I guess.

As far as I'm concerned she can't legally tell anyone else anything unless it's A) something that could injure or kill another or B) something that could injure or kill yourself.

[jaunty path]

She's suggested I talk more about things I like and how it relates to me

[jaunty path]

[feral vessel]

you seem like you have a genuinely nice therapist

[jaunty path]

indeed

[feral vessel]

mine brought up my grandfather's suicide on my first session for some fucking reason (with my dad in the room)

[jaunty path]

I like my psychiatrist as well

[jaunty path]

Oh yours sounds like a complete jackass

sorry about that dude.

but yeah mines like very nice...

though today I will probably talk about how prozac has been affecting me

My emotions feel numb

[feral vessel]

i don't know with mine i mostly talked about my anger issues

which uh, aren't as prevelent anymore. i think

[jaunty path]

thats good

she's even like

[feral vessel]

hold on i think i should ask you the next question in DMs

[jaunty path]

actually wanted to listen to music I bought up and I was like sure ok lol

k

[stone minnow]

Was there a havoc rotation today?

[crisp yoke]

Morning everyone

[arctic escarp]

hey

[jaunty path]

Hello Corpse Starch ingredient

[crisp yoke]

Here is some malarkey

[crisp yoke]

?

What is corpse startch?

We eat bread

[jaunty path]

Grounded up various imperial citizens and the such.

[crisp yoke]

Mmmm

I eat bread

[hidden whale]

I made it

it was good af

[hidden whale]

goth elf gf...

[civic otter]

Wasting imperial resources?

Go eat yer corpse starch.

[tired inlet]

when potatoe is you

[gloomy tartan]

Hey is sea legs a real thing

When your used to the motion of waves on a boat

All leaning around

[hidden whale]

are YOU a real thing

[gloomy tartan]

After great deliberation I have decided

Yes

[hidden whale]

oh

congrats

[gloomy tartan]

There was a civil war

Blood was spilled for this deliberation

[arctic escarp]

shes barely a goth..

[gloomy tartan]

What about the hex girls from scooby doo

Are those goth

[hidden whale]

thats crazy

shes one of the most goth coded npcs ever

yeah faerun doesnt have a hot topic

[arctic escarp]

fits

[arctic escarp]

I mean ironically enough, her selunite route is more goth than shar route is

[gloomy tartan]

Can we all agree eyes that give off literal visual light are annoying

Like bro I’m trying to sleep your glowing red eyes make me feel like I’m staring at the back of a pick up truck

[hidden whale]

nah its fantasy its okay. just say its magic

[gloomy tartan]

It’s annoying

I’m trying to sleep mf

[hidden whale]

uhhh

try gooning while staring into the eyes. that should make it go away

[gloomy tartan]

Colorful eyes are neat colorful eyes that are literaly giving off visual light are just irritating lol

Imagine being asleep then two fucking hi beams hit your face and some fucking fantasy or alien mf has the nerve to ask “ are you asleep?”

Like no, I’m not asleep NOW that you activated the fucking eye of Mordor on my face

[modest condor]

‘I was a moment ago, bish’

[gloomy tartan]

Have to put a fucking bucket on them like elder scrolls

[modest condor]

‘the astartes praeses hate this one trick to make the eye of terror disappear’ - just put a bag over it

[gloomy tartan]

It would be awesome for people afraid of the dark I guess

Help for reading at night

[modest condor]

‘in the grim darkness of the far future there is only luminescent eyes’

[tired inlet]

this is literally every active duty enlisted experience when you have nightwatch and the person you're relieving wakes you up to stand it

like I was in my rack and it's 1:45am and the watch is shining a fuck-off lumen moonbeam in my face because it's time to assume watch for the next four hours

and then at 5:45am I did it to another poor soul

[gloomy tartan]

Trying to sleep but your roommate has eyes set at full brightness mode on your phone luminescent

[tired inlet]

some of my students who have night classes are shacked up with students who have day classes and it's a constant complaint of "my room-mate always stays up late with their monitor lookin' like a lighthouse" or "my room-mate wakes up and doesn't turn their alarm clock off and plays music really loudly while they're in the shower"

[round mica]

heavy ending on the pariah nexus 3 episode

dear god

[limpid escarp]

@hollow radish

Where is the nuero lictor???

[round mica]

bro appears here once a week just to ping the same guy and disappear

and he never elaborates

[barren trail]

Hello everyone!

[round mica]

chat

name ideas for male night lord oc

i made my own list but i think it kinda sucks

[hollow radish]

se-

hello fake warhammer fans

no women allowed, that is all

[modest condor]

Viscount Vindictus Vendetta the Voracious

[round mica]

is your name V

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V." headahh

[sleek harness]

Henry from Skalitz

[limpid escarp]

You wouldn’t get it

[limpid escarp]

The emperor protects

[round mica]

yeah of course i dont get the average mind of dumb fuck groypers

[fallen grotto]

Eyyyy welcome

Wtf wrong reply

[fallen grotto]

Welcome

[fallen grotto]

Borgar

[limpid escarp]

“Pats head” my angry lil creature

[hollow radish]

It has become a presumption of mine that people that say "dumb fuck" have nothing going on in life

[barren trail]

❤️

[sleek harness]

Dumb fuck

[hidden whale]

ah yes, lesbian media

my favorite

[sleek harness]

[stable bison]

why is havoc getting mission aborted constantly

[round mica]

So do people who put Nick Fuentes in their bio

[round mica]

the best lesbian media

[hidden whale]

I still need to finish act 3

[hollow radish]

I'm not a fan of that guy

[hidden whale]

holy fk its john warhammer

[limpid escarp]

Its great for trolling, clearly its working

[hollow radish]

notice how you didn't contradict me

[round mica]

Same but I've been too focused on Darktide

[limpid escarp]

The emperor protects

[round mica]

Because it's an idiotic statement

[round mica]

It's trolling as soon as it's mentioned

[hollow radish]

you still haven't lol

are you a loser perchance?

[round mica]

Depends on your definition of loser

[hidden whale]

I lose all the time

[hollow radish]

you're definitely a bottom

[gloomy tartan]

We all lose our shit

[fallen grotto]

Same but I kinda burnt out of it

[limpid escarp]

Brother, let these timid creatures be, the emperor protects

[hollow radish]

agreed

[round mica]

[hollow radish]

let's commit xenocide IMMEDIATELY

[limpid escarp]

All praise the OMNISSIAH

[fallen grotto]

I played darktide so much recently I burnt myself out of it(((

[limpid escarp]

Space marine is pretty fun

[round mica]

Might happen to me and if that happens I'll go back to space marine 2

[fallen grotto]

I played that too

And vermintide

[limpid escarp]

Same queen

[round mica]

Third wife

[arctic escarp]

oh god Nick Fuentes in the bio

💀

[limpid escarp]

Fallout 4 is goated or 3

[round mica]

Don't like vermintide all that much cause I don't know nothing of fantasy/aos lore, not interested on it

[hidden whale]

I played factorio for 30 minutes, started optimizing my automator ratios, and immediately burnt out lol

[fallen grotto]

Played that too

New Vegas too

[round mica]

According to them it's just bait
as soon as it's pointed out its bait

[gloomy void]

Nothing wrong with being a bottom

[round mica]

Just ignore the dogwhistle on their pfp

[arctic escarp]

chuddies

yeah

[round mica]

Or the dumb painting in their banner

[lethal solstice]

Just ping dilara or smth

[arctic escarp]

like they do this shit everytime I posted something like that sticker too 💀

[gloomy tartan]

You can make your junk glow in fallout 3

[gloomy void]

Didn’t Nick Fuentes have gay sex with Destiny. That’s a oof on both of their careers

Imagine fucking Destiny

[arctic escarp]

and hes not even fully white

bro is half mexican

self hate is crazy

[round mica]

He also uses the mexican card every time police comes knocking on his door asking if he's a white supremacist

[gloomy tartan]

When you do the wasteland survival guide quest in fallout 3 your junk ends up glowing from radiation or some shit

[round mica]

"General White Race Saviour. You're browner than I expected"

[gloomy void]

That is indeed a yikes but fucking Destiny?! That’s bottom pit of hell right there

[arctic escarp]

its both tragic and funny

because theres actual people like this 💀

[hidden whale]

isnt that a womans name...?

[round mica]

Nick said it himself, he's an unlovable chud. The only option they have is to mate between each other and circlejerk their own echo chamber of pathetic neo-nazis to be fulfilled with life

[gloomy void]

I am unlovable but am blessed to not be chud

[round mica]

They're just mad they got put in their place by a woman in their life when they were 5 and just decided to hate minorities

Increasing repeated phenomenon between chuds

[formal hill]

were you always able to inspect mags on autoguns?

[arctic escarp]

like they get pissy whenever a woman is even mildly superior in their eyes (like existing)

[round mica]

i dont think so

[formal hill]

hm

it's a pretty neat feature in that case

[gloomy void]

Anyways

[fallen grotto]

What is chud

[gloomy void]

Any food eaters in the chat?

[fallen grotto]

Any water drinkers

[round mica]

Any minority of the sort

the type of shit I was reading on twitter when they revealed the Space Wolf face for Space Marine 2 or the Fem Custodes retcon

[formal hill]

a chud is like a dude with awful opinions

[round mica]

they still repeat that it isn't canon and GW backtracked when they didn't and they're still canon

💀

[fallen grotto]

Oh

[drowsy lynx]

see new person
Check discord profile
Claims to be a minor
Suggestive line in profile
😨

[fallen grotto]

Relatable

[formal hill]

examples include "women should be in kitchens", "we should bring back slavery", etc etc

stuff along those lines

[fallen grotto]

So morons?

[round mica]

Shocker people going trough puberty are horny

[formal hill]

pretty much yeah

[drowsy lynx]

They're not even supposed to be here iirc

[gloomy void]

Teenagers have hormones? Blasphemy

[round mica]

Report them and block them

[fallen grotto]

Heresy even

[gloomy tartan]

Send them to the mines

[round mica]

if they're not supposed to be here

[round mica]

if they are just block them and fuck it

[arctic escarp]

tbf this server isnt 18+ required

[gloomy void]

This isn’t a mature server

[arctic escarp]

its just that adults here FUCKING FORGETS the space theyre in

[fair bridge]

akshually............

[gloomy void]

As it is not 18+ restricted

[drowsy lynx]

I don't see any age requirement for this server, I actually thought it was just. Discord ToS thing lol

[dire crane]

Yeah but even morons can show respect sometimes

[round mica]

Honestly it should be because of the game which has topics of violent media but anyways

[round mica]

Chuds are worse than morons

[formal hill]

if you're under 13 you can't be on discord I believe so that tracks

[round mica]

Think of Nick Fuentes

Charlie Kirk

and those type of far right grifters

those are chuds

[fair bridge]

you shouldn't be allowed to come into my internet space until you are 25

[drowsy lynx]

Depends on the country but yep that's what Google's shitty AI did tell me as a general rule for all of discord

[arctic escarp]

eeeh it veneers to mass censorship that I dont necessarily abide by

[formal hill]

CHARLIE CHARLIE KIRKY! :3

[hidden whale]

only unc allowed....

[hidden whale]

i just popped a perky....

[round mica]

I JUST POPPED A PERKY

[gloomy void]

You shouldn’t be online unless your 87. Everyone pack up

[hidden whale]

STOP

[fair bridge]

25 is only unc if u were born like five days ago

[fair bridge]

you're

[gloomy void]

DIE

[dire crane]

As well as those guys who go to a local game store and doesn't wear deodorant and breathes a bit too heavy when their topic is brought up

[fair bridge]

SPELL

[formal hill]

we all know if you're not over the age of 1 googleplex you can't be on the Internet right?

[hidden whale]

explode

[gloomy void]

DIE HARDERER

[dire crane]

I think its actually called Die Hard 3

[round mica]

those could just be stinky nerds, it depends if they hate minorities or not

[fair bridge]

i make a da pizza

[dire crane]

The venn diagram is almost a circle though

[round mica]

[fair bridge]

veneers??

[formal hill]

also don't forget the genre of chud known as the Schroedinger's Douchebags

[gloomy void]

I knew a stinky nerd who was pretty progressive. Being stinky and nerdy is sadly something seen in friendly groups as well. Some people just really don’t shower

[fallen grotto]

The who

[round mica]

you means trolls/grifters?

[dire crane]

Fair

[arctic escarp]

ragebaiters

[round mica]

yeah they can be seen as just boy/girl failures

or theyfailures

[formal hill]

people who will state something awful then turn around and say it's dark humor/ragebait when they get called out on their bs

[round mica]

how do you call nonbinary failures

[fallen grotto]

Bruh

[formal hill]

personfailiures

[fair bridge]

theyfailures

[arctic escarp]

how can people not take showers for extended periods 💀

[gloomy void]

Yeah a lot of people grabbed onto that whole “girlsmell” and “boysmell” thing hard

[fair bridge]

wefailures

usfailures

[round mica]

depression or just grew used to not taking them

[fair bridge]

😔

[round mica]

smellmaxxing havent taken a shower for 3 years now

[dire crane]

Nurgles favorite child

[gloomy void]

Smellmaxxers when i shoot them with a water gun and throw a bath bomb at them

[round mica]

counting or not counting scab violence

[arctic escarp]

I wanna stay away from them

[round mica]

then do

[formal hill]

rinda kirk

[round mica]

and they die instantly to exposure to clean air

[gloomy void]

And showermaxxers in the chat?

[round mica]

reminds me of that guy who went like 60 years without taking a bath and the moment the villagers forced him to

he died weeks later

[formal hill]

if you take showers like three times a day

what are you doing

[fallen grotto]

I shower once per day

[dire crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-burning-crying-smoke-gif-6017725468597337747

[round mica]

staying clean

[dire crane]

Oh shit forgot

[round mica]

3 showers a day is like the minimum here on brazil

LOL

[gloomy void]

I knew a guy who showered after every shit

[fallen grotto]

I've heard its bad

[gloomy void]

A cleanmaxxer

[formal hill]

well yeah that's fair because it's so hot

[round mica]

fair

[fallen grotto]

If its just water shower its okay

[round mica]

not even, it's a hygiene thing

people here just actually shower a lot

[drowsy lynx]

Lol why wouldn't you just get a bidet at that point

[fallen grotto]

But if you use soap every time you're removing the very good skin fat that's protecting stuff

[drowsy lynx]

Dedicated shitter shower

[fair bridge]

bidets are so cheap now

we bought ours for like $30

it perfect

[drowsy lynx]

Ain't nobody using no unheated bidet in the wintertime tho

[fair bridge]

i am

[formal hill]

weren't those like 200$ or something back in the 90's?

[fair bridge]

[drowsy lynx]

Gonna be refreshed as fuck haha

[cosmic burrow]

In the summer i used to wash my self like 2 times a day

In winter

If i dont stink i dont wash everyday

[formal hill]

if I go to an Airbnb and you don't warn me that the toilet has a bidet im gonna punch you in the face

[jaunty path]

Musk maxxing rn

[cosmic burrow]

Bidet is just low mounted sink

[drowsy lynx]

Low mounted drinking fountain

[jaunty path]

Bidet is just an automatic spitroast

[fair bridge]

being so excited to get back this semester only to finish this whole week within 2 hours

[formal hill]

that's called

uh

uhm

[formal hill]

FUCK

[jaunty path]

Tweaking

[fair bridge]

you're too young to know things i think

[cosmic burrow]

Efficiency

[formal hill]

ur mum

[cosmic burrow]

Remember

[formal hill]

what's that

[cosmic burrow]

Profesionals have standards

[formal hill]

I don't remember

I just make shit up

[cosmic burrow]

Be Polite

Be Efficient

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

[fallen grotto]

And have a plan to kill everyone you meet

[fair bridge]

should i play the new pokemon

[cosmic burrow]

No

[fair bridge]

or bananza

[cosmic burrow]

Play romhacks instead

Will be more fun

[fair bridge]

i want to sit on my couch

and use my big tv

not sit on my computer like an unlovable chud

[cosmic burrow]

Connect you pc to the tv and plug a controller somewhere

Wireless should be an option

[dire crane]

My plan is to just start eating them if they annoy me enough

[fair bridge]

that sounds like a stupid amount of effort when i can simply pop the switch 2 in the dock

[drowsy lynx]

Depending on the TV you might be able to just cast to it assuming your other device supports Miracast

[fair bridge]

is it just "new thing bad"

is that why i should not play new pokemon

[cosmic burrow]

Vore fan detected

[drowsy lynx]

Big boi's alt detected

[cosmic burrow]

I was here faster than he was

Like

I quarreled with him about stuff

Alternatively cannibalisn

[delicate kite]

STICKY SURPRISE

[hidden whale]

why do you keep typing this

[fair bridge]

craving tomato sauce

[cosmic burrow]

I still dont get dispatch fenomenon

[hidden whale]

goonerbait

[delicate kite]

I do this everytime i go to take a shit

and inform of the deed here

[cosmic burrow]

Golem is best character

[hidden whale]

I make shakshuka or marinara sauce on a biweekly basis

or more

[cosmic burrow]

Devs joke about iirc

[fallen grotto]

Devs joking about it doesn't change the fact

[cosmic burrow]

I know

It just implies they knew what they are doing

[dire crane]

Blazer better

[hidden whale]

that game is designed from the ground up as goonerbait

100%

the "gameplay" sections are almost meaningless too unless you want a specific ending

[fallen grotto]

Same with tiny bunny but tiny bunny is creepy also

[hidden whale]

can literally let the game play itself while picking blonde

[modest condor]

first time being exposed to visual novels?

[dire crane]

Ngl I wanna just dispatch for hours

[hidden whale]

no >.>

[low blade]

Dispatch is inferior to the REAL story game: Road to Empress

[hidden whale]

NOT THE SOUP

https://tenor.com/view/gritito-gif-17274376822241272426

[arctic escarp]

anyone who says dispatch is goonerbait are fucking dumb

💀

[low blade]

Another Chinese SWEEP

[hidden whale]

its true tho

fr fr 💯

[tender horizon]

Good writing

[delicate kite]

china rocks

[dire crane]

Just cuz half its fan base are gooners doesnt make it a gooner game

[tender horizon]

Good writing, casual game

[fallen grotto]

Movie game but anime game

[arctic escarp]

theres not even a sex scene (admiteddly it wouldve had one if they didnt run out of budget)

[delicate kite]

i wonder if anyone ever attempted to goon minesweeper

[dire crane]

Yes

[arctic escarp]

and calling it goonerbait is just a heavy disservice to the writing of the game or its themes

[tender horizon]

Tbf there's pretty close to one

[arctic escarp]

like I said, people are dumb for saying its goonerbait

[fallen grotto]

I can't say its purely goonerbait but I can't say its devoid of it completely

[arctic escarp]

what is it thats even goon in the slightest

like

[dire crane]

I mean they have mentioned they wanted to add some (more romance technically but we all know the undertones) but we're afraid of running too long and running out of money or something

[arctic escarp]

pretty characters does not equal goon material

thats the porn brain talking

[jaunty path]

Since you enjoy it. Its obviously goonerbait

[modest condor]

forgotten where we are, you have. this is #bait-chat.

[arctic escarp]

I got time

[jaunty path]

The cope is immaculate

[tender horizon]

This is genchat, everything is goonerbait here cause these people are miserably repressed and unable to fuck.

[arctic escarp]

fuck you!!!

[fallen grotto]

There are multitudes of communities built around drooling for fictional characters like the ones we have in dispatch

[arctic escarp]

we cant be friends no more missus..

[jaunty path]

The truth is like the sun. It burns

[fallen grotto]

Literally me

[arctic escarp]

but thats not what Dispatch is tho

[cosmic burrow]

R/primarchgfs

Hate me

[arctic escarp]

and what community youre in doesnt necessarily reflect the media youre fan of

[jaunty path]

If you stop being my friend I'll augment you

[fallen grotto]

I don't even know why im choosing to die on this hill lmao im gonna stop talking I do not even stand for what im saying

[arctic escarp]

LOL