#general-chat

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Whar

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You wear Lucia's

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Lucia is wearing Lichts anyways

rough verge
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I wear sparkly red lingerie

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That's why I stole em

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They're cute

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twin dirge
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Yeah Lucia is this true?

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ripe tangle
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is what true?

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She's gonna purge you

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what’s happening?

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You're wearing Lichts underwear

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So Maxine can wear yours

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No?

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No?

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...yes.

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I’m wearing my own underwear right now…

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Uhhh

twin dirge
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So then who's underwear does Maxine wear

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Who underwear am i underwear

ripe tangle
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what do my undergarments have to do with anything?!

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ripe tangle
twin dirge
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We're tryna find Maxine some undies

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ripe tangle
rough verge
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Im wearing stolen Victoria secret

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jaunty path
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does the imperium give the SoBs hygiene products

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I randomly had this thought

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twin dirge
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Interesting

ripe tangle
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I dont think they get it in the guard!

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I wonder how often a space macaroni washes

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And does the black carapace cause issues

jaunty path
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space marines smell like ASS

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The Guard barely keeps their troops fed, I doubt they’ll bother issuing tampons…

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which is unfortunate for female guardsmen

arctic shoal
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Space Wolves smell like wet dog

twin dirge
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Oh to be born a man in the 40k universe

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I am a theif

arctic shoal
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Known fact

twin dirge
rough verge
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Theif

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I am the underwear bandit and i steal and wash underwear and return it cleaner than i found it

jaunty path
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god that must suck

fiery wave
twin dirge
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They could stand on their own bro!

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Sentient undies

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jaunty path
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im dead in the grave

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lmfao

twin dirge
somber stream
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Bold of you to assume i wear undies

gilded socket
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I just grt lucia new undergarments tbh

twin dirge
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Licht can I have your undies

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She doesn’t notice

somber stream
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Also what's with the sudden fascination with underwears

twin dirge
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Reduce reuse recycle

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twin dirge
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No

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We are just spiraling

twin dirge
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No I didn't

rough verge
somber stream
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Hot

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Huh?

twin dirge
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Jude started it

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I remember using this same argument before with someone who tried to tell me the Guard would issue HRT and I’m over here like, I don’t think they care if you’re trans they’ll probably mostly just give you more ammo and when you tell them they need to give you something other than that it takes them like 400 years to get what you requested to you… and instead they’ll send you something worthless like more additional ammo…

twin dirge
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Someone castigate him

jaunty path
fiery wave
light heron
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Hot dog, I look good even after 12 hours.

jaunty path
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can GW answer us

rough verge
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Lucia took my underwear once as punishment

light heron
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Hope y'all have a blessed Monday.

twin dirge
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I lost my underwear in the mines

ripe tangle
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I never removed Maxine’s underwear…

fiery wave
twin dirge
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lethal solstice
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the thought is cringeworthy lol

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Mmmm, cold metal

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fiery wave
rough verge
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ripe tangle
ripe tangle
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No I didn’t…

fiery wave
arctic escarp
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ripe tangle
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I’m a deranged sadist, not a pervert.

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there’s a difference.

rough verge
somber stream
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Do not be afraid to present your ethereal form to the world. The enemy can not comprehend humanity's beauty and absolutely perfect features, blinding them

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You were the floorboard

jaunty path
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@ripe tangle is there an actual decent brand of spiked eggnog

rough verge
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:[

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Glad I wasn't there

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Sounds horrifying

jaunty path
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a lot of it I do not like

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twin dirge
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Like witnessing the warp first hand

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actually i only had 2

ripe tangle
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or 3?

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twin dirge
jaunty path
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because man

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its just

ripe tangle
jaunty path
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boring eggnog

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and alcohol

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thats it

twin dirge
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Y'all drink eggnog?

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I too enjoy thick egg milk

rough verge
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Chicken milkshake go crazy

fiery wave
twin dirge
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I'm just a pervert

rough verge
twin dirge
ripe tangle
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naked wrestling is a traditional form of martial training in the Sororitas; otherwise I don’t recall ordering you to spar topless though.

ripe tangle
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Nobody told me that was part of initiation

arctic shoal
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twin dirge
ripe tangle
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I have no tentacles.

arctic shoal
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What the nurgle

jaunty path
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I simply cannot fall

twin dirge
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Sesbian Lex

ripe tangle
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Lucia is a slaanesh worshipping heretic who’s trying to corrupt me to be her supplicant!

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And you're fighting it?

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Strange choice

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arctic shoal
uneven ermine
rough verge
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When I join a slaanesh cult and instead of drugs and sex I get turned into a harmonica by a drukhari

ripe tangle
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I only worship the Emperor, not a Chaos God.

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jaunty path
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il return lucid tho

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cosmic burrow
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Emps is a chaos god

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Dont change my mind

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I'm here to enjoy eating grapes while some cute knife ears wave leaf fans over my head

fiery wave
ripe tangle
uneven ermine
lethal solstice
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twin dirge
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Aki about to get folded like a pretzel.

rough verge
lethal solstice
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Hostage rescue team

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I'd beat lucia in a fight

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:p

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Yeah beating her off

uneven ermine
fiery wave
twin dirge
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cosmic burrow
arctic shoal
lethal solstice
ripe tangle
rough verge
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The things I would let mcutthroat do

fiery wave
lethal solstice
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He's getting there

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Just has to die first

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I’ll fight lucia naked and use her wig as a weapon against missus

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Hmmm, if we had female Ogryns and a supply of white wigs loregryn

cosmic burrow
fiery wave
rough verge
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OGRYNS OF BATTLE
SISTERS OF OGRYN
pogryn

lethal solstice
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SoB x Guardsmen yuri

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Oh wait that’s alreadt a thing

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I forgot who the artist was, but the handholding IS peak

fiery wave
rough verge
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SoB and guardsman relationship is except they’re just good friends and like the color orange

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Xeno wife

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Jarien

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cosmic burrow
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Maxine

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You are the mutant here

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Being a dog girl

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arctic shoal
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fiery wave
# arctic shoal Xeno wife

Not a secret I like Eldar. My Chaos sister literally traded a greater favour and risked spawndom to ask for the soul shard of the eldar she liked.

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KN*FE EAR

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From Slaanesh, btw.

rough verge
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I love me some knife ears

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And all it is is till the end of her existence.

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I do good sniffin out heretics

ripe tangle
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Are you sure

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yes I’m sure.

cosmic burrow
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She is

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Are you sure you're sure

ripe tangle
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I’m positive.

gilded socket
twin dirge
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Are you sure beyond a shadow of a doubt?

ripe tangle
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Yes I’m sure!

molten charm
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because "frag" is an expletive, "frag grenade" must be an inherently funny phrase to some degree, right?
kinda like like "poop deck"

gilded socket
rough verge
ripe tangle
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I would know if I’m wearing a wig or not!

arctic shoal
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Is it a wig or a squig painted?

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arctic shoal
rough verge
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Don't Omni it

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Glued on

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Hah, pocket fent!

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just redownloaded the game and my screen is flashing like my gpu is dying when the game is focused/ no menu is open what do i do about this?

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nvidia

rough verge
gilded socket
rough verge
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Hello maxine

fiery wave
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rough verge
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I prefer big boody judey

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winter apex
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Nobody

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rough verge
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I have that dimetsrescu actually

molten charm
fiery wave
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fiery wave
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If you don't own a 50XX.

winter apex
cosmic burrow
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Try updating drivers if you havent

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its DLSS balrightttttttttt

rough verge
lyric frigate
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my playlist this year is a lot shorter than last year. someone reccomend me music

cosmic burrow
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For background

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I bought a sticker for my mouse, and botched the patch job, now it looks like i have a veiny dick for a mouse, all black and everything

fiery wave
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cosmic burrow
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For active painkiller fight music

lyric frigate
fiery wave
rough verge
cosmic burrow
thick tulip
rough verge
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Goth>>

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My eyes are not as good as they once were

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And my hands, trembling

rough verge
somber stream
fiery wave
gilded socket
cosmic burrow
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Get glasses

marsh iris
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drinking glasses

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Do not assume everyone has the same need as you do, Maxine

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marsh iris
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I suppose i could pretend it's some sort of Anaconda

thick tulip
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Well. That escalated quickly.

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They too, have veiny-ish texture

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rough verge
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lyric frigate
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what the fuck am i reading

grand sinew
fiery wave
jaunty path
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cease the topic

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talk about your favorite animal

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like kangaroos

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or sharks

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lyric frigate
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zealot chat is saner than you people and thats saying something

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im the sanest since im on prozac

rough verge
jaunty path
lyric frigate
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LES GOO

fiery wave
rough verge
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lets talk about how psykers are inferior

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and should be votekicked on signt

fiery wave
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arctic shoal
rough verge
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Don't forget to barrel all smykers

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whats up gamers

fiery wave
arctic shoal
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Yeah but permissions can't be removed

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Don't have any

twin dirge
fiery wave
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Go murder yourself

lyric frigate
lyric frigate
twin dirge
fiery wave
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arctic shoal
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LEEEEEEROYYYYY JENKINS

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Explodes

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3

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2

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1

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Fuck i missed

twin dirge
fiery wave
arctic shoal
fiery wave
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Yeah

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“Their brain is the size of a walnut”
thump
“Tf is that??”
“…a walnut…”

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I wanted to be a Velociraptor as a kid

lyric frigate
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T-rexes are overrated

thick tulip
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But did the velociraptor want to be you?

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Likely not

rough verge
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I enjoy seeing dinosaurs drawn as birds

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Imagine working 8-12 hours a day till the day you die lmao

fiery wave
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Licht wanted to be a fast chicken instead of a big one

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I have the need

astral basin
thick tulip
fiery wave
modern bobcat
jaunty path
astral basin
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It was classic “brain is small” metaphor

thick tulip
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Whale nut to represent brains. Gotcha

elder merlin
somber stream
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Whale nut gallons

stuck wasp
rough verge
low blade
rain idol
knotty terrace
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Hold up hold up hold up up

astral basin
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Whale nut is illegal these days

arctic shoal
knotty terrace
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Are the northern American servers full of completely trash players?

arctic shoal
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And if it came wrong a dm and 2 weeks fixed it

low blade
somber stream
arctic shoal
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I opted for this "bucket knight" design so the work wasn't all that complicated

arctic shoal
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West Coast and East Coast will mutually accuse each other of been bad

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But no one looks at central

thick tulip
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Much fun was had

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If i was 5 i'd ask to trade mom

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Mine made me eat fish, a lot of fish

thick tulip
arctic shoal
thick tulip
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That you?

somber stream
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Who?

thick tulip
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Smeagol srry

rain idol
rain idol
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For instance

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@vague copper can you send the thingy?

lethal solstice
rain idol
somber stream
rain idol
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Didn't even live on the coast

thick tulip
rough verge
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I think im gonna return to arby

lethal solstice
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Unfortunate

rain idol
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Shame to cute crab

somber stream
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If they didn't want to get eaten, maybe evolve not to be so delicious next time

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Mmmmmm, could go for some hot crab right about now

rough verge
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I honestly think crab is one of the lower end of seafood

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Atleast when I got a broil recently, it was pretty flavorless despite the super seasoned liquid

astral basin
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They didnt evolve to be delicious
We evolved to make things edible

somber stream
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Lobster used to be peasant food, you know?

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There were so many of them

thick tulip
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Slime w hot sauce

rough verge
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I like regular fisj

somber stream
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Also apparently Muslim can't eat Lobster?

astral basin
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Eh?

somber stream
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They're allowed to eat soft shells but not hard shells, the fuck

thick tulip
misty trench
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if you're twelver then it's haram

somber stream
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Oh so it's more to prevent a kid from choking to death rather than having some sort of religious meaning

misty trench
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no like

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twelver shia

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also even then I don't think it's actally haram, just makruh but I could be wrong

marsh iris
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can eat all sea creatures but not ones that live in both sea and on land and also not harmful to self

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I like how you have tier for stuff

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Halal - Makruh - Haram

misty trench
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but like my grandparents are Sunni and eat shitloads of seafood no worries

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like if you look at most cuisines from islamic regions, they're eating all types of seafood

somber stream
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Interesting, good to know!

misty trench
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npnp

static sentinel
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THANK GOD, CRANIAL ERUPTION IS BACK

rain idol
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Funny looking fellas

static sentinel
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Whatever has been replaced will not be missed

jaunty path
sage dragon
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probably. now we just need melta for making soup

inland mantle
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More like will crash

marsh iris
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cranial crash

inland mantle
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Indeed

static sentinel
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Well I do have some Gunner Weapons to unlock on DRG anyway

inland mantle
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Think brain burst can also crash with cranial aswell

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But cant confirm that one

static sentinel
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Is not like I spent the last two days cracked on Darktide to grind havoc or something

lethal solstice
static sentinel
rocky radish
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I'm a carpet bomber purist

static sentinel
twin dirge
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As an engineer main, y'all got an auto cannon?

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Wtf?

nocturne bloom
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I drank like half a pack of hard tea and tried to play helldivers

twin dirge
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Share?

inland mantle
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Tsk driller main around these parts

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c4ing the scout on sight

twin dirge
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I love a good driller to play with

nocturne bloom
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I figured something was wrong when I stood still and got cross mapped by cannon turrets 5 times in a row

twin dirge
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Bunkie bunkie

arctic shoal
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Don't make a bunker Driller

inland mantle
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Too late

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Made 11 bunkers

twin dirge
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I'll put turrets in your bunkers

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Make away little mole man

inland mantle
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Ong?

sage dragon
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so think we will get something this week for DT, or do you think they will make us wait until GW does its planned January reveal?

inland mantle
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New season on the 29th cant wait

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sage dragon
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Id like to play drg again but id have to start over since im on pc now

inland mantle
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Alot of grind for those overclocks 😔

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Last I played was the plague heart thingy

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WE'RE RICH

nocturne bloom
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Been so long I honestly dont remember much

inland mantle
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Mushroom

inland mantle
twin dirge
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All my homies hate ts

inland mantle
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Also true

sage dragon
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Cheese with ziplines

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Ez

twin dirge
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Id rather do literally anything other than scrub dirt clean sorry

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I'm gonna go home and load up only rolling steel for 3 hours

marsh iris
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dirty

sage dragon
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hope we get an official zone for that, and not just the operation

inland mantle
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Maybe in 3 years

rough verge
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They are too damn tanky to be THAT fast bro

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Pisses me off

inland mantle
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Also hit super hard

lethal solstice
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The humble zipline

inland mantle
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Only event I cheese

lethal solstice
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Event so shitty that its practice to cheese it

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For all 8 times I've done it

twin dirge
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And I don't particularly care for it ngl

inland mantle
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Atleast it's a cool looking map

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To me

rough verge
twin dirge
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I like the vibe and the looks but something about it just feels off

rough verge
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Engineer mainz rise up

somber stream
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The Musk dude named one of his kid "Comet Azure" after a spell in Elden Ring

inland mantle
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Checks out

rough verge
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Didnt he play someone to play on his Diablo account

somber stream
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I need to spawn myself a '+10 Chaos Zweihänder'

inland mantle
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PoE I know he did

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Or a shared account atleast

rough verge
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Path of exile was super hard to get into ngl. I always felt like what I was doing was wrong

somber stream
rough verge
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Doesnt he fatroll

rough verge
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I got stellaris when it was on sale for 10 bucks. Makes me me feel like a lobotomite

inland mantle
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From the depths be like

rough verge
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Just base version bro

nocturne bloom
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Part of getting older is having a harder time getting into any new game. Back then youd be happy with the most bootleg game you could find for ps2 KEKW_ogryn

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I think i put like 100 hours into the ps2 strawberry shortcake game when I was a kid because I had nothing new

rough verge
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Well im 18 and I cant get into games. Medschool be making you bad at games

inland mantle
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Then you also need to deal with all the abandoned classics

rough verge
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Ive regressed hella at darktide, I cant even play damnation anymore

nocturne bloom
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I wanted more red faction so fucking bad

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Was the most early 2000s crap ever and I loved it

rough verge
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Ive never played a single "grand strategy" game before. But im committed to learning stellaris

nocturne bloom
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I guess if halo wars technically counts that was my last but that was more of a arena

ripe tangle
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my favorite is Crusader Kings

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2 was peak and 3 is great

somber stream
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Ah yes, Stellaris
1st hour: "Imma be a friendly United Earth, only wish to push forward science progression and co-exist with other alien life form :>"

after 1 slur from a foreign neighbor

"So anyway i think i'll glass this guy's entire race for talking shit at me a few hours ago"

arctic shoal
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Give them the automaton helldivers treatment
Grind them up for biomass chad

marsh iris
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grind them

drowsy prawn
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stellaris is the game where you start off as Star Trek and end as 40k 😌

rough verge
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I feel so stupid playing. Im in college and Im overwhelmed

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Im trying to be nice to other empires but they keep putting bta

somber stream
nocturne bloom
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My issue is every new game i buy i dont want to read anything, and every new game I buy has a ton of reading KEKW_ogryn

rough verge
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Thats IF I dont implode from poorly managed resources and develope

nocturne bloom
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I never read anything in deep rock

rough verge
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Exaclty

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More deep rock

nocturne bloom
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Eh

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Doesnt scratch the itch I have

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Elin looks like it does but we will see

drowsy prawn
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Elin is actually a glorified tamagotchi game

nocturne bloom
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Seemed pretty fun, just couldnt play much because of work later

rough verge
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Deep rock scratches every itch i have. Pve, decently difficult, shitposts. Loudout variety, class system, great diologue, just could go on forever on why its my perfect game

drowsy prawn
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I played the shit out of the first one, got a few hundred hours in Elin

nocturne bloom
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I accidentally activated the gallow thing and my party member beat me to death

drowsy prawn
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the layers upon layers of complexity all ultimately comes down to feeding your pets so their stats goes to the stratosphere

rough verge
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Can I party with pc players on DT if im on ps?

nocturne bloom
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Yea

drowsy prawn
nocturne bloom
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And getting beaten to death by children

drowsy prawn
nocturne bloom
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Idk anything right now and honestly im gonna keep it that way

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I spoil things too much for myself

drowsy prawn
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only thing you really have to know is farming/cooking/food, is the core thing

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everything else is whatever

nocturne bloom
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So why do animals not drop food when I mangle them to death with my bare hands

drowsy prawn
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but they do, especially if you spec'd certain traits, they drop..chops 😌

nocturne bloom
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-see pig
-punch it to death
-see sheep
-blow it up

drowsy prawn
somber stream
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Hunting

rough verge
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I think im gonna try psyker. Hella bored of vet

drowsy prawn
marsh iris
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i got bored of vet so i use guns on psyker

rough verge
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Dont the sweats hate peoplr who do thay

marsh iris
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who cares about them

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brrrrrrrrrr

drowsy prawn
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only low tier sweats that are trying to climb

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gunkers are super OP once you master them

orchid sigil
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gunker is the only way i play smyker xd

amber delta
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psyker is so cool I love badass magic powers

uses a gun

astral basin
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Gandalf has a gun

drowsy prawn
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the class also use a big ass sword 😌

amber delta
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gandalf should learn some more spells and teleport the ring directly into the mountain

gloomy void
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And he was swinging that shit

gloomy void
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Ah yes this wizard and his sword THE FOE-HAMMER

astral basin
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Gandalf was mostly prolific with fire/light magic
…including “stoking the fires of passion”? Idk

amber delta
twin dirge
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I think I could wear a choker pretty well

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I like having something around my neck Sitgryn

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Slight pressure goes hard

timid geyser
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I wear a collar so

covert sorrel
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Welp, hit trust 30 on Arbites, got the weapons with the right stats, blessings, perks, and consecration

What now?

lethal solstice
#

Play more

#

Or pick a different class

gloomy void
lethal solstice
#

Or just start collecting more weapons

twin dirge
#

And collect more weapons ofc

covert sorrel
lethal solstice
#

Wdym

#

Just play the game

twin dirge
orchid sigil
#

litteraly play the game xd

covert sorrel
#

I’ve slaughtered so many heretics I feel more tired than a Dreadnaut

lethal solstice
#

And how many is that

twin dirge
#

Yeah but you didn't do it at max

#

Now you do it...but maxed out

covert sorrel
#

I’ve drenched myself in so much blood Khorne has a damn boner for my character

WHAT DO I DO NOW

#

SHIT ON NURGLE?!

blazing ibex
#

Close, kill, and do it again.

lethal solstice
#

How many characters do you have leveled

amber delta
#

now you request havoc invites just to be rejected for 10 minutes straight

covert sorrel
lethal solstice
#

Oh

lethal solstice
#

So you're a little baby

arctic escarp
lethal solstice
#

Continue your adventures

#

Get better

orchid sigil
#

try some auric

twin dirge
#

Chat I'm wearing my jacket backwards zipped up and my hood looks like a ninja mask

#

I feel so cool rn

lethal solstice
#

Maybe play any of the other 5 classes

amber delta
#

and crybabies

#

in equal measure

somber stream
#

Are you saying real men can't cry

arctic escarp
#

real men wear pink

urban dove
#

Easy as piss up to 25 so far after having put it off for so long

amber delta
#

I had my tear ducts surgically removed when I was born

twin dirge
#

I didn't get a choice

urban dove
#

Hardest bit is getting into a game because either people are biased against hive scum or me in particular

twin dirge
#

Can't believe those foul beasts stole my jacket

somber stream
#

You're a Jew?

rough verge
arctic escarp
#

ong tho

drowsy prawn
arctic escarp
#

@rough verge how are we mutuals with Kyle

rough verge
#

I have a pastel pink long sleeve. It goes hard at the gym as a pump cover

twin dirge
amber delta
somber stream
#

Plenty of Jew in America

jaunty path
#

you can be jewish american

rough verge
urban dove
blazing ibex
amber delta
blazing ibex
#

A good Rampage scum is a dime a dozen.

twin dirge
#

This is why I stimm box

amber delta
#

but I do like rampage myself too

arctic escarp
urban dove
#

Obviously I have a stimm supply build as one of my preset but I feel so weak using it compared to rampage

blazing ibex
#

It's either they'll fold at the first thought of adversity

arctic escarp
covert sorrel
#

Is Zealot that great at soloing?

amber delta
#

tho I get it, blight spreads is total ass without stim supply/zealot aura

twin dirge
lethal solstice
blazing ibex
#

Or their very presence will kill every monstrosity that dared to step up to the plate

urban dove
drowsy prawn
#

somebody cooked up a zealot build where you can face tank bursters with a scratch

twin dirge
#

I wouldn't

lethal solstice
arctic escarp
#

love the insane dodges you get on scum

lethal solstice
#

Or burstered

amber delta
#

when are we gonna get some fun havoc modifiers

urban dove
#

Chem nades and rampage with the shout and i can pick up the whole team

twin dirge
drowsy prawn
urban dove
#

Half the time with zealot I stealth, pick someone up then they die and its done

lethal solstice
rough verge
#

The lion kissed a boy today

twin dirge
amber delta
#

blight spreads = ass
rotten armor = total ass
tainted stims = ass
heinous rituals = eh its okay
final toll = nothingburger

twin dirge
#

More Dr than I know what to do with it

jaunty path
#

blight spreads can be countered w a purity zealot and some mindful footwork

lethal solstice
#

Or min stimm supply spam

blazing ibex
#

it's still annoying

amber delta
#

yes but still ass

civic otter
lethal solstice
#

100% corruption resist uptime for the funny

jaunty path
#

mhm

drowsy prawn
#

scum box is broken OP vs corruption

amber delta
#

and only 2 classes can do something about it

#

if u dont have purity zealot of stim scum youre gonna suffer

twin dirge
#

Good thing my duo exclusively plays those

modern bobcat
#

As well

blazing ibex
drowsy prawn
urban dove
#

I don't like being at the mercy of someone else needing to carry because im on box duty, rampage I feel like I can solo 90% of the match, until a stealth tech crusher hits me with a heavy meant for someone else

jaunty path
#

arby and scum are just a bit p2w...

amber delta
#

im old enough to remember people cried scum was too weak

drowsy prawn
jaunty path
#

especially with the corruption immunity like what the fuck

urban dove
jaunty path
#

it just makes corruption a non problem

twin dirge
#

This is why I just run psyker and ignore everyone else

drowsy prawn
#

that corruption immunity is just the tip of the iceberg LOL

jaunty path
#

kill aki

twin dirge
#

Meta this meta that

urban dove
#

Left click dodge left click dodge is too hard for the average redditor

twin dirge
#

Bet y'all never meta woman

jaunty path
#

my mom

amber delta
jaunty path
#

Hivescum is broke as fuck

#

with doge

twin dirge
#

There's a dodge button?

jaunty path
#

dodge*

#

It has

#

insane

#

fucking

#

dodge

drowsy prawn
#

don't forget about

#

inf ammo

jaunty path
#

shut yo clank ass up

drowsy prawn
#

needle

jaunty path
#

hadron

drowsy prawn
#

tox nade

jaunty path
#

INFINITE AMMO

#

INFINITE FUCKING AMMO

amber delta
#

that being said I do not vibe with scum design that much

urban dove
#

Dodge back on stairs chadgryn

jaunty path
#

THE NEEDLEGUN IS BROKE

rough verge
twin dirge
#

Desperado nghh

amber delta
#

his skills feel a bit lazy

drowsy prawn
#

oh yeah desperado

#

complete range immune

jaunty path
#

Just learn how to fucking dodge

drowsy prawn
#

if you crit complete dmg immune

twin dirge
#

I can't dodge

jaunty path
#

if you learn how to dodge

twin dirge
jaunty path
#

you will immmediately know why hive scum is broke asf

amber delta
#

its a

  1. selfbuff for ranged
  2. selfbuff for melee
  3. generic teambuff
#

🥱

twin dirge
#

Lots of self buffing

urban dove
#

The lion cares not about buffing the team

amber delta
#

I like when I can see my skills in action ya know

#

not just

#

upping my stats

blazing ibex
#

rampage has a shout tbf

rough verge
#

The lion is out of antidepressants

blazing ibex
#

it's a subnode

#

but it's there

amber delta
#

fair

blazing ibex
#

and not like

#

a

#

baby stagger either

urban dove
#

Rampage shout stuns almost everything, but for some reason not the nurgle puppies

light heron
blazing ibex
#

like it straight up is just vet shout but without the golden

urban dove
#

The amount of times I've been swallowed by the fucking nurgle puppy expecting to stun him

drowsy prawn
#

Rampage stam debuff will fuck you up big time though if you are not careful

#

that part is troll worthy

blazing ibex
#

circumvent the stamina loss

rocky radish
blazing ibex
#

funny thing

#

it doesn't actually stun bonbon

amber delta
#

never stop killing so you never run out of rampage

blazing ibex
#

but what it does do, is force bonbon to spit out your teammates

#

or even you, if you manage to get eaten while in rampage and it runs out and the second shout procs

urban dove
rough verge
drowsy prawn
#

see with bonbon

#

you don't have to run faster than it

#

just faster than your teammate 😏

arctic shoal
#

The Lion roars while the dogs complete havoc 40.

rocky radish
blazing ibex
amber delta
#

I am convinced burgles always run after me and nobody else

twin dirge
#

The lion deserves all the credit, but is unable to give it where it's due

blazing ibex
#

I'm just dumb and try to throw hands with burgles

urban dove
#

I did fail one havoc, survived solo for 5 minutes looping, finally pick everyone back up, just for us to all get wiped by the bosses in the next room

blazing ibex
#

It just ends up working out for me

#

Most of the time

#

Most.

drowsy prawn
#

that said, you can side step the projectile vomit pretty easy, he doesn't redirect it 😌

amber delta
#

clutching for 10min just to get wiped in the next room PensiveWobbler

rough verge
#

The lion gets kicked for using a handmade build

gloomy tartan
#

Cadia

#

\o/

amber delta
#

I ask AI to make my builds

gloomy tartan
#

So the machine god

somber stream
#

Asking AI to make your build could be a fun challenge run with the lads

#

The AI: "Knife only, no talent, all 4 class, Auric Maelstrom"

rocky radish
#

I found out someone in my team had never assigned talent points. They were level 16

urban dove
#

Talents are a crutch

twin dirge
#

Exactly

#

Just play without them

#

Scum with no talents

urban dove
#

Just like momma used to make

rough verge
#

One day ill play hivecum

urban dove
#

Back in my day there were no talents

#

Vermintide 2 for free straight into 1 build per class like it or leave it

trail bramble
#

hey some of them had like, a quarter of a class worth of customisation

gloomy void
molten charm
#

i'm probably never playing scum
i've seen clips of scum gameplay and it looks like you absolutely need perfect fps at all times or else it doesn't work

urban dove
#

The lion has the highest score on his out of date scoreboard mod KEKW_ogryn

#

Must be doing everything right... right guys?

urban dove
#

Doesn't the same go for most classes, or are you eating nets and dogs for breakfast?

molten charm
#

they make sounds

#

trapper also glows in a distinctive way

trail bramble
#

what else do you mean by fps?

molten charm
#

frames per second

trail bramble
#

what does that have to do with scum?

urban dove
#

melee attacks also make sounds, is dodging not the issue you want high fps for

molten charm
#

it's very fast and precise
as opposed to crowd control or rapid fire bullet spam

trail bramble
#

??

#

literally no other class is encouraged to spam inaccurate fire more than scum

twin dirge
#

Personally I just eat every attack aimed at me and keep going

urban dove
#

Melee focused is literally left click, dodge, left click, dodge

amber delta
#

nah bro you just spamclick dodge button and you are immune to all damage for as long as you have effective dodges

fervent swallow
#

Does anyone have any tips for fps drops after i play a mission? Once i boot the game, fps is definitely over 60 in the lobby and the mission, but after i play a mission my fps gets a bit unstable.

molten charm
visual vortex
molten charm
#

let your machine cool down

urban dove
visual vortex
#

Yes

#

🦅

trail bramble
urban dove
#

Chem nades and a good heavy shiv to the face does wonders also

#

Unless rotten armour

#

Then you're eating a crusher to the face

fervent swallow
rough verge
#

I seen an.absolute Chad running the shredder autopilot on hivecum. Kicked absolute ass

fervent swallow
#

Because*

amber delta
#

gotta love how a single use of boom bringer is more powerful than ogryn grenade but you can have 4 times as many uses

blazing ibex
#

i've been bringing a flesh tearer knife to rotten armor

blazing ibex
#

not bade

visual vortex
#

Plane time

#

✈️

rough verge
#

Pistol

visual vortex
#

Oh

rough verge
#

Autocorrect

molten charm
urban dove
#

Crowbar seems strong aswell just not on par with shivs

amber delta
blazing ibex
#

it's been an issue with this game for quite some time now

trail bramble
amber delta
#

ironnically I havent had any memory leak issues until I got new RAM

urban dove
#

After 3 or 4 runs i notice a drop in my FPS but not as bad as 1 game and then need to restart

fervent swallow
#

Damn so is there no way to fix it?

#

I'm new to pc and darktide so

trail bramble
#

nah unless the leak is to do with ur drivers

#

in which case updating them may fix it

fervent swallow
trail bramble
#

yeah ur GPU drivers

fervent swallow
#

Updated em already

#

Damn

amber delta
#

get drivers from year ago, the new ones always cause problem

fervent swallow
#

I'll try that

urban dove
#

If you're new to PC, 2 tips that a lot of people miss.

  1. Make sure the display cable is plugged into your GPU and not your Motherboard
  2. Check if your RAM is running at the correct speed, out the box its normally only 2000MHZ and can be sped up in your BIOS
fervent swallow
#

Uhh ngl i should've been more specific, i'm on a gaming laptop

urban dove
#

Ah okay neither should be a major issue, the RAM still could be but I doubt it if you didn't put it in yourself

limpid gyro
#

I put in 64 GBs of ram into my gaming laptop last month

#

:3

fervent swallow
#

So ig the only thing i can do is download the old drivers?

amber delta
#

download more ram

limpid gyro
urban dove
#

Wouldn't say reverting to older drivers is overly likely to help you much

amber delta
#

I've been on 16gb until last month and had no memory leak issues, I think I had drivers from june or something

limpid gyro
#

I haven't had any memory leak issues with my current laptop in any game, I just needed more ram to muti-task better lol

fervent swallow
#

I'll keep trying to see if i can do something abt it ig because darktide is one of the reasons i got a gaming laptop in the first place

urban dove
#

Check the ram speed in task manager just as a sanity thing, any decent ram nowadays should be above 3200mhz ish

#

Higher even probably because my brains still operating with ddr4 on the mind

fervent swallow
#

Will do

torpid mulch
#

Hey guys

knotty terrace
#

is the slop shop getting updated this week?

limpid gyro
knotty terrace
limpid gyro
#

not sure, I don't check the shop that often

torpid mulch
#

looking to run a 1k guardsman army

limpid gyro
#

I thought it was every week, but I'm probably wrong

#

lol

torpid mulch
astral basin
#

Yesterdays wordls

#

Was quark

delicate kite
#

STICKY SURPRISE

amber delta
torpid mulch
#

darktide crashing after i setup all my mods correctly

#

anyone got a fix?

amber delta
#

mod conflict/outdated mod/not actually set up correctly

rough verge
#

I want a gaurdsman army thats just the exact same infantry model for however many points

torpid mulch
delicate kite
#

that won las vegas open

torpid mulch
#

send 1000 shits to die on the objective

rough verge
delicate kite
#

ye

#

no joke

#

200 guardsmen

#

vs deathwatch

rough verge
#

I dont keep up butnthats crazy

#

Attacking opposing trench tactic:

delicate kite
#

I guess numbers win after all

rough verge
#

Its how the Imperium beats necrons I hear

#

Outnumber their rate of fire

delicate kite
#

Necron are space hippies and you cant prove otherwise

#

' just leave me be man, i want knowledge'

jaunty path
#

The Imperiums strength is in sheer number im pretty sure

delicate kite
#

No

#

Imperium the best

jaunty path
#

y

#

nno

delicate kite
#

because they got weaponized monkey

#

monkey with space brain powers

timid geyser
#

Hippie are pretty cool

delicate kite
#

Im telling you if human wasnt stupid we would ve let harambe live and be a space traversing species

civic otter
#

Not all of the imperium's units share the same meat to the grinder methodology. Officio assassinorum for one

delicate kite
#

Dude real power of imperium is not in weapons

#

its in taxes

#

and IRS

torpid mulch
#

So you usually have gaunts ghosts

#

Then like an artillery

civic otter
#

I hate 40k shorts slop

torpid mulch
#

A shit ton of 10 - 20 squads

jaunty path
torpid mulch
#

and tank on shooting lanes

timid geyser
delicate kite
#

the only slop i accept is the one from shaboinking someone

delicate vapor
#

I just breezed through 7 hot dogs, no sauce, no drink

timid geyser
#

Ew

delicate kite
timid geyser
#

just plain?

torpid mulch
delicate vapor
#

plain hot dog with bun

timid geyser
#

q.q

#

did you atleast cook it

delicate vapor
#

yes

jaunty path
#

who cooks hot dogs

#

I eat it raw

civic otter
delicate vapor
jaunty path
#

nom nom nom i love floor sausage nom nom nom

torpid mulch
timid geyser
torpid mulch
#

Cook the damn DOG

civic otter
#

If you can't afford novels, 🏴‍☠️

jaunty path
timid geyser
#

novels

#

im not reading q.q

timber elk
#

Cringe

civic otter
#

Literal algorithm slop

fierce cave
civic otter
timber elk
#

And I know exactly what guy I’m talking about

fierce cave
delicate kite
#

im kinda gay

timid geyser
#

only kinda?