#general-chat
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I wear sparkly red lingerie
@ripe tangle is this trye?
Yeah Lucia is this true?
@ripe tangle
is what true?
She's gonna purge you
what’s happening?
No?
I’m wearing my own underwear right now…
Uhhh
So then who's underwear does Maxine wear
Who underwear am i underwear
what do my undergarments have to do with anything?!
Why do you hit me
Shouldn’t you be wearing your own?
We're tryna find Maxine some undies
Im not sure if rhese mibe
most of the time because you deserve it.
Im wearing stolen Victoria secret
Gay
does the imperium give the SoBs hygiene products
Yes.
I randomly had this thought
No they just reek girl stink
Interesting

I dont think they get it in the guard!
space marines smell like ASS
The Guard barely keeps their troops fed, I doubt they’ll bother issuing tampons…
which is unfortunate for female guardsmen
Space Wolves smell like wet dog
Oh to be born a man in the 40k universe
I am a theif
Known fact
What did homie thief
Theif
I am the underwear bandit and i steal and wash underwear and return it cleaner than i found it
god that must suck
That's when you use an entire roll of TP in 3 hours to stem the red tide.
SO YOURE THE ONE WHO WASHED MY MAGIC UNDIES
They could stand on their own bro!
Sentient undies
Fucknyou shitcruster
Bold of you to assume i wear undies
I just grt lucia new undergarments tbh
Licht can I have your undies
She doesn’t notice
Also what's with the sudden fascination with underwears
Reduce reuse recycle
Aki made it so
No
We are just spiraling
No I didn't
Sparkling red lacy lingerie
Hot
Huh?
Jude started it
I remember using this same argument before with someone who tried to tell me the Guard would issue HRT and I’m over here like, I don’t think they care if you’re trans they’ll probably mostly just give you more ammo and when you tell them they need to give you something other than that it takes them like 400 years to get what you requested to you… and instead they’ll send you something worthless like more additional ammo…
Someone castigate him
We're wondering if theyre branded with the Aquila or not
Blame the mutt.
Hot dog, I look good even after 12 hours.
can GW answer us
Maxine did
Lucia took my underwear once as punishment
Hope y'all have a blessed Monday.
I lost my underwear in the mines
I never removed Maxine’s underwear…
I guess, just use a high caliber round as a tampon.
Are you sure
Freeballin in the mines
UGH
You don't even really need hrt in the imperium they can just fix it in like 2 hours on the table
the thought is cringeworthy lol
Mmmm, cold metal
You literally whipped me until i unclothed
Prepare to be cut open
I know, but when all you have is all kinds of ammo and batteries...
Thats what good cooter taste
“Does anyone else taste metal?”
true, gotta make do, it’s the Guard way.
That was the whip that unclothed you, not me.
Shocking
You literally screamed at me to do so
No I didn’t…
Yep. Thus, last resort is last resort.
Judey was there
I was?
Do not be afraid to present your ethereal form to the world. The enemy can not comprehend humanity's beauty and absolutely perfect features, blinding them
What about all the times you fought me topless
@ripe tangle is there an actual decent brand of spiked eggnog
:[
a lot of it I do not like
You were the ehipe
Like witnessing the warp first hand
actually i only had 2
just buy regular eggnog and put your own alcohol in it, it’s better.
or 3?
Lucia actually worships slaanesh
That explains why I'm blind now I suppose
I do not doubt it
because man
its just
What are you talking about?
Y'all drink eggnog?
You dont remember? You were glowing pink and told me to spar topless
I too enjoy thick egg milk
Chicken milkshake go crazy
The lines blur at times, you know.
I'm just a pervert
I was?

naked wrestling is a traditional form of martial training in the Sororitas; otherwise I don’t recall ordering you to spar topless though.
...can I join?
No.
Nobody told me that was part of initiation
I thought it was also pretty commong among the Elysian shock troops
You were literally growing a tentacle out of your stomach at that moment
Nah that was just her third leg
I think you may have me mistaken for someone else.
I have no tentacles.
I'd win every battle
What the nurgle
I simply cannot fall
Sesbian Lex
Let’s fucking goooooo then!
Lucia is a slaanesh worshipping heretic who’s trying to corrupt me to be her supplicant!
And you're fighting it?
Yes
Strange choice
Though I've trained myself not to fall when I pass out, so I may have a moment where I seem a bit absent...
Do not pronounce the ancient magic to me, I was there when it was written
“It’s always something with women”-Jake Mueller
When I join a slaanesh cult and instead of drugs and sex I get turned into a harmonica by a drukhari
I only worship the Emperor, not a Chaos God.
Makes it better
il return lucid tho
Woag
Ive seen your alter to slaanesh with my stuff on it
I'm here to enjoy eating grapes while some cute knife ears wave leaf fans over my head
Well, ||2 years HRT and maybe bottom surgery should be fine, right?||
I genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about Maxine.
Idk had RE6 on the brain don’t mind me
I will always throw the human harp model at people who play into slaanesh memes
I KNOW WHAT I SAW HERETIC
For nude wrestling with a SoB? Any day.
Aki about to get folded like a pretzel.
heat reactive technology?
Oh? 
Hostage rescue team
Yeah beating her off
Hormone replacement therapy
I suppose some totally would.
And I'll enjoy every second
How do you think I feel?
RBMK reactor
You can already get that, just eat the rashons of an Ogryn 
What
Bring it!
The things I would let mcutthroat do
But, but it isn't an SoB
Warp god, not Chaos god.
Nah he is 100% a chaos good eventually
He's getting there
Just has to die first
I’ll fight lucia naked and use her wig as a weapon against missus
Hmmm, if we had female Ogryns and a supply of white wigs 
For most people warp=chaos which is not true
I mean, I know they can do worse than what the Dark Eldar would.
Honest relative theory?
OGRYNS OF BATTLE
SISTERS OF OGRYN

Horse retrieval team
Ogchamp
I forgot who the artist was, but the handholding IS peak
The mutt is extra slow today.
Its peaky
Gaurdsmen x sm yaoi
SoB and guardsman relationship is except they’re just good friends and like the color orange
Jarien you hag im gonna shoot your xeno wife
Xeno wife
Jarien
And the puppy ears when the sob is talking to the dog
Im better
Also made a small panel about talking to a DH and waking it up
Don’t femboy taht
Not a secret I like Eldar. My Chaos sister literally traded a greater favour and risked spawndom to ask for the soul shard of the eldar she liked.
From Slaanesh, btw.
More elves for me😍
I love me some knife ears
And all it is is till the end of her existence.
I do good sniffin out heretics
I don’t wear a wig…
Are you sure
yes I’m sure.
She is
Are you sure?
Are you sure you're sure
I’m positive.
Are you sure?
Are you sure beyond a shadow of a doubt?
Yes I’m sure!
because "frag" is an expletive, "frag grenade" must be an inherently funny phrase to some degree, right?
kinda like like "poop deck"
Are you sure?
Vill you vear vigs
I would know if I’m wearing a wig or not!
Hah, grenade
Is it a wig or a squig painted?
Are you sure?

Omniman
Don't Omni it
Is actually just somone’s bush on her head if we are realistic here
Hah, pocket fent!
just redownloaded the game and my screen is flashing like my gpu is dying when the game is focused/ no menu is open what do i do about this?
AMD?
nvidia
All my days?
Judey balls
Hello maxine
Specs? If you modded before, you cleared everything, right?
Hi big doody judey
I prefer big boody judey
No boody there
i didnt mod on this pc. i have a 4080 super a good build rest of the way arround
Nobody
Flatiron ass
I have that dimetsrescu actually
i had flashing (not screen flashing though, just the mourningstar walls as if it had a power outage) and i just screwed around with settings until it was gone
Just to be sure basically. Is it an older driver or latest? Cos I heard newer ones are gambling.
Rong
If you don't own a 50XX.
i got the pc like a year ago
i mean ill keep messing with them lol
Try updating drivers if you havent
its DLSS balrightttttttttt
Wright
my playlist this year is a lot shorter than last year. someone reccomend me music
Bolt Thrower
Hl2 ost and snowrunner ost
Can I send you a Spotify one?
For background
I bought a sticker for my mouse, and botched the patch job, now it looks like i have a veiny dick for a mouse, all black and everything
Ah, lul. Just junk it. The new one is trash from what I heard. XD
Licht just wants to feel something familiar
For active painkiller fight music
i use youtube, just tell me the title
You like bad input delays when it works? Or might cause additional issues on other stuff.
If i had to pick one song id say goodbye horses
Also o reylies and the paddyhats, dartagnan
Five finger death punch?
Volbeat?
Goth>>
Nub.
Cities in dust, Enjoy the silence

Or you just wanna see THINGS.
Trembling remembering the feeling of a veiny dick?
Get glasses
drinking glasses
Do not assume everyone has the same need as you do, Maxine
Im not one for dicks
I suppose i could pretend it's some sort of Anaconda
Well. That escalated quickly.
They too, have veiny-ish texture
Still familiar to you
More 4 me
It’s normal here
You go ahead flatiron ass big doody judey
readingf the usual shenanigans
Just your standard Gen chat.
Yes lord sigma goon
zealot chat is saner than you people and thats saying something
I like Grizzly bears :]
Aslume?
im the sanest since im on prozac
Did you fw the tunes
they claws can mutilate
fine so far
LES GOO
More like they are scared of the 1 minute slow mode and loss of permissions.
But they so fuzzy
It has happened before.
Murder all paykers
They wouldn't do that to general 
"The government wouldn't do that"
Don't forget to barrel all smykers
whats up gamers
Eh, gen gets it on new big patches anyway.
I digress, as a psyker, brain burst upon ye
True.
Especially muder you
Go murder yourself
cant blow up whats not there. checkmate.
That's true I forgot the dog girl has no brain
Did you already kamikaze leeroy like a Krieg?
You first
Wrong game, Trench Crusade is that way

Fuck i missed
Don't play it.

Think is like pea sized, wait, that's chickens and dinosaurs.
Yeah
“Their brain is the size of a walnut”
thump
“Tf is that??”
“…a walnut…”
I wanted to be a Velociraptor as a kid
T-rexes are overrated
But did the velociraptor want to be you?
Likely not
I enjoy seeing dinosaurs drawn as birds
Imagine working 8-12 hours a day till the day you die lmao
Not everyone knows what a walnut is... I guess they need to play PvZ and eat more walnuts anyway.
Licht wanted to be a fast chicken instead of a big one
I have the need
Old comedy movie
Walnut in question was massive
The rex was vindictive
Cant remember anything else
Oi. Don't remind me 🙁
Oh. I just expected the classic on how walnuts look like tiny off brains.
re they going to make a Trench Crusde video gme adaptation
It was classic “brain is small” metaphor
Whale nut to represent brains. Gotcha

Whale nut gallons
Honestly could be cool ||and not being tied to GW would be nice||
Whale nut
Knowing TC they'll ask for even more money and then this game either never gets launched or it launches with 20 minutes of buggy content 
When i was a kid i had this phase where i genuinely believed i was a feudal lord and a questing knight i later found out i was just mentally ill but prefer the word silly
Hold up hold up hold up up
Whale nut is illegal these days
tbh they have mostly solved and sent the kickstarter rewards
Are the northern American servers full of completely trash players?
And if it came wrong a dm and 2 weeks fixed it
Load-bearing "mostly"
I cut newspapers and glue them into knight armour, even made a lance and everything. It was a hit, soon every kid on the block was asking me to make them one
Yep NA is notoriously worse than EU
I opted for this "bucket knight" design so the work wasn't all that complicated
West Coast and East Coast will mutually accuse each other of been bad
But no one looks at central
I hear that for other games too. Why tho?
My mum was an avid goer of Renaissance fairs i found out she had a really nice helmet that she would let me wear
Much fun was had
Golem?
Mostly an issue with console population for most games been higher % wise in NA than EU
That you?
Who?
Smeagol srry
My mom is a woman that is fair to good at collecting things mainly old coins and far older shite that i get have no clue how she could have possibly got her hands on
I c. Thx
Like an actual musket
For instance
@vague copper can you send the thingy?
You dismounted from rocinante? :(
Fie tis be a deed that had to be done to part with mine glorious steed
What a cool mom, interesting childhood you've had i bet
My dad once brought home a live crab
Didn't even live on the coast
Did you boil/eat it?
Tyty
I think im gonna return to arby
Unfortunate
If they didn't want to get eaten, maybe evolve not to be so delicious next time
Mmmmmm, could go for some hot crab right about now
I honestly think crab is one of the lower end of seafood
Atleast when I got a broil recently, it was pretty flavorless despite the super seasoned liquid
They didnt evolve to be delicious
We evolved to make things edible
Do you prefer oysters?
Slime w hot sauce
I like regular fisj
Also apparently Muslim can't eat Lobster?
Eh?
They're allowed to eat soft shells but not hard shells, the fuck
They can. Not sure their religion allows it tho.
no it's all halal to my knowledge
if you're twelver then it's haram
Oh so it's more to prevent a kid from choking to death rather than having some sort of religious meaning
no like
twelver shia
also even then I don't think it's actally haram, just makruh but I could be wrong
can eat all sea creatures but not ones that live in both sea and on land and also not harmful to self
but like my grandparents are Sunni and eat shitloads of seafood no worries
like if you look at most cuisines from islamic regions, they're eating all types of seafood
Interesting, good to know!
npnp
THANK GOD, CRANIAL ERUPTION IS BACK
DEADASS lucky i had halibut tn
Funny looking fellas
Whatever has been replaced will not be missed
Talking DT?
probably. now we just need melta for making soup
Bad news final toll and cranial can cause crashes
More like will crash
cranial crash
Indeed
Well I do have some Gunner Weapons to unlock on DRG anyway
Is not like I spent the last two days cracked on Darktide to grind havoc or something
If its not the autocannon it doesn't matter
Already did, with Mortar Shells overclock
I clocked up 50 hours last week. No regrets
I'm a carpet bomber purist
Mission Aborted
I drank like half a pack of hard tea and tried to play helldivers
Share?
I love a good driller to play with
I figured something was wrong when I stood still and got cross mapped by cannon turrets 5 times in a row
Bunkie bunkie
Ong?
so think we will get something this week for DT, or do you think they will make us wait until GW does its planned January reveal?
New season on the 29th cant wait
Wait
For drg?
send in the bulk detonator!
Id like to play drg again but id have to start over since im on pc now
Alot of grind for those overclocks 😔
Last I played was the plague heart thingy
WE'RE RICH
Been so long I honestly dont remember much
Mushroom
I've came
Man FUCK rockpox
All my homies hate ts
Also true
not nearly as bad as core spawn on extreme
Id rather do literally anything other than scrub dirt clean sorry
I'm gonna go home and load up only rolling steel for 3 hours
dirty
sure you don't want to go for another stroll through the trenches of no mans land?
hope we get an official zone for that, and not just the operation
Maybe in 3 years
Core spawn can EAT A DICK
They are too damn tanky to be THAT fast bro
Pisses me off
Also hit super hard
The humble zipline
Only event I cheese
Gonna kms, it's all I've gotten in quick matches since ts started
And I don't particularly care for it ngl
I will get my ass beat cheeseless as the dwarf i qm
I like the vibe and the looks but something about it just feels off
Engineer mainz rise up
The Musk dude named one of his kid "Comet Azure" after a spell in Elden Ring
Checks out
Didnt he play someone to play on his Diablo account
I need to spawn myself a '+10 Chaos Zweihänder'
Path of exile was super hard to get into ngl. I always felt like what I was doing was wrong
His Elden Ring build is dogwater, likely trying hard to appear 'hip'
Doesnt he fatroll
Be like that
I got stellaris when it was on sale for 10 bucks. Makes me me feel like a lobotomite
From the depths be like
Just base version bro
Part of getting older is having a harder time getting into any new game. Back then youd be happy with the most bootleg game you could find for ps2 
I think i put like 100 hours into the ps2 strawberry shortcake game when I was a kid because I had nothing new
Well im 18 and I cant get into games. Medschool be making you bad at games

Then you also need to deal with all the abandoned classics
Ive regressed hella at darktide, I cant even play damnation anymore
I wanted more red faction so fucking bad
Was the most early 2000s crap ever and I loved it
Ive never played a single "grand strategy" game before. But im committed to learning stellaris
I guess if halo wars technically counts that was my last but that was more of a arena
Ah yes, Stellaris
1st hour: "Imma be a friendly United Earth, only wish to push forward science progression and co-exist with other alien life form :>"
after 1 slur from a foreign neighbor
"So anyway i think i'll glass this guy's entire race for talking shit at me a few hours ago"
Isn't that just international relations?
Give them the automaton helldivers treatment
Grind them up for biomass 
grind them
stellaris is the game where you start off as Star Trek and end as 40k 😌
I feel so stupid playing. Im in college and Im overwhelmed
Im trying to be nice to other empires but they keep putting bta
#zealot-class message
Interacial relation
My issue is every new game i buy i dont want to read anything, and every new game I buy has a ton of reading 
Thats IF I dont implode from poorly managed resources and develope
Deep rock:
I never read anything in deep rock
Elin is actually a glorified tamagotchi game
Deep rock scratches every itch i have. Pve, decently difficult, shitposts. Loudout variety, class system, great diologue, just could go on forever on why its my perfect game
I played the shit out of the first one, got a few hundred hours in Elin
I accidentally activated the gallow thing and my party member beat me to death
the layers upon layers of complexity all ultimately comes down to feeding your pets so their stats goes to the stratosphere
Can I party with pc players on DT if im on ps?
Yea
that gallow is very good for training your def
And getting beaten to death by children

Idk anything right now and honestly im gonna keep it that way
I spoil things too much for myself
only thing you really have to know is farming/cooking/food, is the core thing
everything else is whatever
but they do, especially if you spec'd certain traits, they drop..chops 😌

Hunting
I think im gonna try psyker. Hella bored of vet
great choice sibling
i got bored of vet so i use guns on psyker
Dont the sweats hate peoplr who do thay
only low tier sweats that are trying to climb
gunkers are super OP once you master them
gunker is the only way i play smyker xd
psyker is so cool I love badass magic powers
uses a gun
Gandalf has a gun
the class also use a big ass sword 😌
gandalf should learn some more spells and teleport the ring directly into the mountain
Gandalf the wizard out here with the most badass sword name in history
And he was swinging that shit
Ah yes this wizard and his sword THE FOE-HAMMER
Gandalf was mostly prolific with fire/light magic
…including “stoking the fires of passion”? Idk
a classic
I think I could wear a choker pretty well
I like having something around my neck 
Slight pressure goes hard
I wear a collar so
Welp, hit trust 30 on Arbites, got the weapons with the right stats, blessings, perks, and consecration
What now?
puppy girl
Yeah adds up
Or just start collecting more weapons
Now you play the game
And collect more weapons ofc
Tf does that mean
Idk if that's quite the same thing but respectable
litteraly play the game xd
I’ve slaughtered so many heretics I feel more tired than a Dreadnaut
And how many is that
I’ve drenched myself in so much blood Khorne has a damn boner for my character
WHAT DO I DO NOW
SHIT ON NURGLE?!
Close, kill, and do it again.
How many characters do you have leveled
now you request havoc invites just to be rejected for 10 minutes straight
Right now just Arbiter but that’s mostly because fun and I’m too dumb for the others
Oh
…tf is havoc
So you're a little baby
GET KARKING STUCK IN
try some auric
Chat I'm wearing my jacket backwards zipped up and my hood looks like a ninja mask
I feel so cool rn
Maybe play any of the other 5 classes
it's hardmode for real men
and crybabies
in equal measure
Are you saying real men can't cry
real men wear pink
Easy as piss up to 25 so far after having put it off for so long
I had my tear ducts surgically removed when I was born
I didn't get a choice
Hardest bit is getting into a game because either people are biased against hive scum or me in particular
They took something else when I was born, not my tear ducts sadly
Can't believe those foul beasts stole my jacket
You're a Jew?
Lowkey a pastel pink t shirt goes so hard
ong tho
the same answer everytime, host your own lobby 😏
@rough verge how are we mutuals with Kyle
I have a pastel pink long sleeve. It goes hard at the gym as a pump cover
No, American
hivescum is in demand for blight spreads missions
Plenty of Jew in America
you can be jewish american
We was gonna play dt but I got busy w school
I imagine only with stim supply, Im a rampage abuser
That's why then
yes, you might get kicked if you dont switch to stim 😔
A good Rampage scum is a dime a dozen.
This is why I stimm box
but I do like rampage myself too
lmao
Obviously I have a stimm supply build as one of my preset but I feel so weak using it compared to rampage
It's either they'll fold at the first thought of adversity
its me
Is Zealot that great at soloing?
tho I get it, blight spreads is total ass without stim supply/zealot aura
Yes
Zealot is most survivable when shit goes wrong
Or their very presence will kill every monstrosity that dared to step up to the plate
I'd argue for rampage scum here tbh
somebody cooked up a zealot build where you can face tank bursters with a scratch
I wouldn't
You get hit twice, what you do
love the insane dodges you get on scum
Or burstered
when are we gonna get some fun havoc modifiers
Chem nades and rampage with the shout and i can pick up the whole team
I do this on my psyker already wdym
don't lie 😬
Half the time with zealot I stealth, pick someone up then they die and its done
Taking a burster for like 20 health
Out of 340
On havoc 40
The lion kissed a boy today
I'm weird and run full corro resist so it actually does nothing if you're not max brain upsetness
blight spreads = ass
rotten armor = total ass
tainted stims = ass
heinous rituals = eh its okay
final toll = nothingburger
Just a dream + the 2 skills to the left of it
More Dr than I know what to do with it
blight spreads can be countered w a purity zealot and some mindful footwork
Or min stimm supply spam
it's still annoying
yes but still ass
Tox gas buffs rotten armour crusher, it's over
100% corruption resist uptime for the funny
mhm
scum box is broken OP vs corruption
and only 2 classes can do something about it
if u dont have purity zealot of stim scum youre gonna suffer
Rebreather on Arby
As well
corruption is barely even worth worrying about except in havoc tbh
correction: everything is barely even worth worrying about - except in havoc 😏
I don't like being at the mercy of someone else needing to carry because im on box duty, rampage I feel like I can solo 90% of the match, until a stealth tech crusher hits me with a heavy meant for someone else
arby and scum are just a bit p2w...
im old enough to remember people cried scum was too weak
🤫
especially with the corruption immunity like what the fuck
Thats what I thought as soon as i bought hive scum, the reddit were all crying about how hard it was or that it had too high of a skill floor
it just makes corruption a non problem
This is why I just run psyker and ignore everyone else
that corruption immunity is just the tip of the iceberg LOL
kill aki
Meta this meta that
Left click dodge left click dodge is too hard for the average redditor
Bet y'all never meta woman
my mom
I think they just dont know what dodge button does
There's a dodge button?
shut yo clank ass up
needle
hadron
tox nade
that being said I do not vibe with scum design that much
Dodge back on stairs 
THE NEEDLEGUN IS BROKE
I did once, she tried to p🥚
Desperado nghh
his skills feel a bit lazy
Just learn how to fucking dodge
if you crit complete dmg immune
I can't dodge
if you learn how to dodge

you will immmediately know why hive scum is broke asf
Sounds greedy
Lots of self buffing
The lion cares not about buffing the team
rampage has a shout tbf
The lion is out of antidepressants
fair
Rampage shout stuns almost everything, but for some reason not the nurgle puppies
Good thing I ain't a stinky lion.
Shout + revive speed.
like it straight up is just vet shout but without the golden
The amount of times I've been swallowed by the fucking nurgle puppy expecting to stun him
Rampage stam debuff will fuck you up big time though if you are not careful
that part is troll worthy
don't do that lmao
that's why i run stam regen
circumvent the stamina loss
The lion doesn't understand why so many matches end in failure
so
funny thing
it doesn't actually stun bonbon
never stop killing so you never run out of rampage
but what it does do, is force bonbon to spit out your teammates
or even you, if you manage to get eaten while in rampage and it runs out and the second shout procs
The lions matches dont usually end in failure, he just gets declined entry to havoc parties >25
The lion blames himself when its objectively his teammates blunder
see with bonbon
you don't have to run faster than it
just faster than your teammate 😏
The Lion roars while the dogs complete havoc 40.
I try to be awesome enough to balance out my team's failures
The Lion takes all of the credit.
I am convinced burgles always run after me and nobody else
The lion deserves all the credit, but is unable to give it where it's due
I'm just dumb and try to throw hands with burgles
I did fail one havoc, survived solo for 5 minutes looping, finally pick everyone back up, just for us to all get wiped by the bosses in the next room
that said, you can side step the projectile vomit pretty easy, he doesn't redirect it 😌
clutching for 10min just to get wiped in the next room 
The lion gets kicked for using a handmade build
I ask AI to make my builds
So the machine god
Asking AI to make your build could be a fun challenge run with the lads
The AI: "Knife only, no talent, all 4 class, Auric Maelstrom"
I found out someone in my team had never assigned talent points. They were level 16
Talents are a crutch
Just like momma used to make
One day ill play hivecum
Back in my day there were no talents
Vermintide 2 for free straight into 1 build per class like it or leave it
hey some of them had like, a quarter of a class worth of customisation
The lion will say he carried
i'm probably never playing scum
i've seen clips of scum gameplay and it looks like you absolutely need perfect fps at all times or else it doesn't work
The lion has the highest score on his out of date scoreboard mod 
Must be doing everything right... right guys?
just hit the flicks
Doesn't the same go for most classes, or are you eating nets and dogs for breakfast?
what else do you mean by fps?
frames per second
what does that have to do with scum?
melee attacks also make sounds, is dodging not the issue you want high fps for
it's very fast and precise
as opposed to crowd control or rapid fire bullet spam
Personally I just eat every attack aimed at me and keep going
Melee focused is literally left click, dodge, left click, dodge
nah bro you just spamclick dodge button and you are immune to all damage for as long as you have effective dodges
Does anyone have any tips for fps drops after i play a mission? Once i boot the game, fps is definitely over 60 in the lobby and the mission, but after i play a mission my fps gets a bit unstable.
maybe i've seen the wrong videos then. they all had the needle gun
Heavy attack too🧠🔥
this seems like overheat to me
let your machine cool down
Left click but longer 
lots of people run boom bringer for carapace and autopistols for spam
Chem nades and a good heavy shiv to the face does wonders also
Unless rotten armour
Then you're eating a crusher to the face
It's weird becahse my temps be normal i be hitting like maybe 60?
I seen an.absolute Chad running the shredder autopilot on hivecum. Kicked absolute ass
Because*
gotta love how a single use of boom bringer is more powerful than ogryn grenade but you can have 4 times as many uses
i've been bringing a flesh tearer knife to rotten armor
Shredder autopilot?
not bade
Pistol
Oh
70 at most
Autocorrect
are there known memory leaks in darktide?
Crowbar seems strong aswell just not on par with shivs
yes
memory leak
it's been an issue with this game for quite some time now
there have been in the past but I didn't know any were still in the game
classic FS 
ironnically I havent had any memory leak issues until I got new RAM
After 3 or 4 runs i notice a drop in my FPS but not as bad as 1 game and then need to restart
nah unless the leak is to do with ur drivers
in which case updating them may fix it
Graphics drivers?
yeah ur GPU drivers
get drivers from year ago, the new ones always cause problem
Ahhh
I'll try that
If you're new to PC, 2 tips that a lot of people miss.
- Make sure the display cable is plugged into your GPU and not your Motherboard
- Check if your RAM is running at the correct speed, out the box its normally only 2000MHZ and can be sped up in your BIOS
Uhh ngl i should've been more specific, i'm on a gaming laptop
Ah okay neither should be a major issue, the RAM still could be but I doubt it if you didn't put it in yourself
Lucky, i've got 16 rn
So ig the only thing i can do is download the old drivers?
download more ram
send me the link
Wouldn't say reverting to older drivers is overly likely to help you much
I've been on 16gb until last month and had no memory leak issues, I think I had drivers from june or something
I haven't had any memory leak issues with my current laptop in any game, I just needed more ram to muti-task better lol
I'll keep trying to see if i can do something abt it ig because darktide is one of the reasons i got a gaming laptop in the first place
Check the ram speed in task manager just as a sanity thing, any decent ram nowadays should be above 3200mhz ish
Higher even probably because my brains still operating with ddr4 on the mind
Will do
Hey guys
is the slop shop getting updated this week?
doesn't it update on wednesday usually?
every 2 weeks i've being told
not sure, I don't check the shop that often
looking to run a 1k guardsman army
No characters and nothing above a lemon russ
STICKY SURPRISE

mod conflict/outdated mod/not actually set up correctly
I want a gaurdsman army thats just the exact same infantry model for however many points
fun fact
I love guardsman army cause its just
that won las vegas open
send 1000 shits to die on the objective
No shot
I guess numbers win after all
Necron are space hippies and you cant prove otherwise
' just leave me be man, i want knowledge'
The Imperiums strength is in sheer number im pretty sure
Hippie are pretty cool
Im telling you if human wasnt stupid we would ve let harambe live and be a space traversing species
Not all of the imperium's units share the same meat to the grinder methodology. Officio assassinorum for one
wWell for astra militarum its mostly there vehicles
So you usually have gaunts ghosts
Then like an artillery
I hate 40k shorts slop
A shit ton of 10 - 20 squads
u dont like aura?
and tank on shooting lanes
Its the best way to watch 40k content without paying for the sub
the only slop i accept is the one from shaboinking someone
I just breezed through 7 hot dogs, no sauce, no drink
Ew
kirby style?
just plain?
Are you an ogryn main?
plain hot dog with bun
Not really, they are more often than not misinformative as hell tbh, and if not that, they deliver stories cut short or in horrendous chronological order

nom nom nom i love floor sausage nom nom nom
what is wrong with you 😭
I just piece em together like a puzzle
Cook the damn DOG
If you can't afford novels, 🏴☠️
It's fuckin cooked vro
Or my favorite they were once a content channel that had nothing to do with warhammer and suddenly is pumping out warhammer content like crazy
Cringe
Literal algorithm slop
Gay style

And I know exactly what guy I’m talking about
Hello lamb chop
only kinda?




