general-chat

[timid geyser]

I remember absorbing the static like it was a super powr

dont get that TV static with new TVs anymore

[formal mortar]

I got one of those tvs still

[timid geyser]

WHATTTTT

go absorb some static

[formal mortar]

I play my n64 on it

[cold bone]

I loved putting magnets on my tv screen and watching it warp the colors 😄

[formal mortar]

That ruins the tv....

[timid geyser]

XD

[formal mortar]

Space heaters also ruin your tv

[cold bone]

Everything ruined CRT's. Magnets, Heaters, Bricks, very fragile things

[timid geyser]

My current tv has a funny quirk

where if something on it for like

5 seconds

it burns it into the tv for an hour

[formal mortar]

Back in the day I had a friend who never turned off his xbox

He would only turn off the tv

[cold bone]

Screen burn is my enemy. When my kids were little, we had ABC Kids on tv the ENTIRE DAY, for weeks on end as background noise. Now theres a little fucking bee in the bottom corner of my screen, forever

[timid geyser]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DEAD

i feel that

[formal mortar]

He forgot to turn the TV off one day, and when he got back the pause screen for halo 2 was permanently burned onto the screen

[timid geyser]

when im watching one piece

ill have the youtube kids recommend screen burnt in

XD

[delicate kite]

When will they add two handed chain axe

[formal mortar]

Tuesday

[delicate kite]

Sticky surprise

[timid geyser]

add in some nunchucks while we at it

[cold bone]

We were watching the expanse over christmas with a friend, and he was confused as to why our version had a bee in the corner. i told him its an indicator of the Blueray special edition

AMAZING fucking show, btw

[formal mortar]

Nunchucks are useless

[delicate kite]

Karate melee weapon for hive scum

[timid geyser]

Its a videogame its as useful as it wants to be

[formal mortar]

Which will be not at all

[delicate kite]

Everytime i see nunchucks in movies they are used to crush someone's nuts

[cold bone]

Nunchucks are the best weapon, what are you talking about. Give htem to your enemies and watch them KO themselves

[timid geyser]

I think it be a sick first person animation v.v

[cold bone]

All you will hear is "Watch this. WATAH" and its naptime

[formal mortar]

I grew up practicing with them

[cold bone]

I didnt, i had friends.

im sorry that was not needed, but i had to

[formal mortar]

I have friends :)

[timid geyser]

While you were out partying

[formal mortar]

You had friends

[timid geyser]

I was praticing the blade

and now you come to me

in your time of need

[cold bone]

XD i know you do, but my inner dickhead won that battle

[formal mortar]

Don't think you realized what I just said

[cold bone]

Oh i did, and youre wrong. IM a ginger, cant lose what you dont have

[formal mortar]

I got that red hair too

But I'm bald, so it's all beard

[cold bone]

i could never do that. bald with beard looks too much like a testicle

[formal mortar]

Only if you have a bad shaped head

[timid geyser]

wtf

[untold kraken]

when does the havoc reward start

[timid geyser]

wtf kind of hairy ass testicle

[formal mortar]

We get havoc rewards?

[cold bone]

I got that einsteinian, super intelligent wrinkle head 😄 its compensating for the lack of them on my brain

[untold kraken]

when does the weekly thing reset

where they give you a big huge reward?

[formal mortar]

I don't play havoc

I'll get on and try some havocs right now

[cold bone]

i should probably unlock that

[timid geyser]

isnt beating havoc the reward

Lets get back to when beating the game was its own reward

HOLY SHIT

an indie dev is trying to remake parasite eves combat

this might be peak

All i need is indie devs to stop being bitchs

and try to recreate and improve on godhand

Oh wait shit there is an indie dev doing that

Im also waiting for someone to try and actively recreate the jak and daxter series

ive seen a lot of people taking stabs at like mario style platformers, but Jak to me felt more lore heavy and grounded.

[delicate kite]

Why they add small chainaxe and no big chain axe

Why they add big plasma
No small plasma

There are big hammers and small hammers

There are small swords and big swords

There are small dakkas and big dakkas

[vivid tapir]

Calling Jak & Daxter grounded is wild, but I also enjoyed that series

[misty trench]

yeah Jak & Daxter was a crazy series lmao

still my childhood fav tho

[undone patrol]

jak 3 cars

[misty trench]

Jak X went so hard

[undone patrol]

vehicles

yesyes

[misty trench]

and yeah Jak 3 legit must've been someone in the art department having gotten really into madmax recently

[vivid tapir]

I loved that wasteland map

absolutely adored it

[misty trench]

it was goated, so fun to just drive around in, even in free mode

[steady flame]

which map was replaced thi s week?

[misty trench]

hmm not sure, I haven't had a chance to check the mission board

[twilit valley]

is havoc broken rn? i just had the entire team disconnect to character selection twice in a row

[timid geyser]

I ment the movement and flow of the gameplay is grounded

Jak had a lot of weight to him

if that makes sense....

Where like Mario is very like not floaty but springy

Jak dash punch in the first game is a good example of the feel

Also as a kid it was one of the first platformers I played to really take its story serious in a more young adult novel way.

but tbh ratchet was also doing that at the same time XD

Another platformer basically untouched by indie innovation

[vivid tapir]

Jak was very springy and there was a lot of stretch/squish stuff going on with him

honestly I gotta say I preferred Jak's platforming but Ratchet's gunplay was miles ahead

[elder merlin]

Do a kickflip, Jak

[vivid tapir]

hoverboard my beloved

[misty trench]

TRUE

Jak felt like it was miles ahead in terms of anything to do vehicles as well

[vivid tapir]

I will say tho that Jak did blend its elements the best

[misty trench]

roll jumping everywhere xdd

[vivid tapir]

the gunplay was baked into every movement mechanic

[misty trench]

felt good for sure

yea the spin and blast made for some very funny room clearing

especially in Jak 3 with that one yellow gun with the bouncing shots

[nocturne bloom]

idk why i ate peppermint bark and thought hard tea would be a good drink to have after

[vivid tapir]

oh lord

[trail bramble]

hard tea?

I'm not familiar

[nocturne bloom]

alcohol

[olive panther]

hey guys are the servers being slow for anyone else or is my internet busted again?

nvm I think it’s back

[hasty pivot]

Man, just tried dueling sword on auric...

I regret sleeping on it

[grim spoke]

try dclaw

paarrryyyyy

[whole glade]

gug

[arctic escarp]

im awake

[whole glade]

im barely alive

[candid drift]

hi awake

im dad :3

[cold bone]

So i was asking earlier, but it got lost in.. whatever the fuck that was.

Is there somewhere i can go to see my stats? I would be very interested to know how many heads iv lopped off

Or is that kind of thing not recorded

[arctic escarp]

mods

[cold bone]

like scoreboard? or is there one specifically for comparing my kill count to the french revolution

[ripe tangle]

Hi Shart

[arctic escarp]

HEY SISTER

[arctic escarp]

globalstats is the name of the mod

[frosty moss]

[gilded socket]

Hagcia

[limber zealot]

I always find it a little amusing when people ask if the servers are being slow

They're ALWAYS slow

I can't think of a time I've loaded into the game and didn't see the pop-up telling me that servers are slow tbh

[formal mortar]

There is a popup for that?

[limber zealot]

There is for me

And for all of my friends

[formal mortar]

Ah. Never got one of those.

[tawny hearth]

yeah i've never seen that once tbh

[golden radish]

does any one want to help my homi get the 5 auric mal in a row penace done 2 randoms is rough

[fair bridge]

depends on your region lol

[limber zealot]

I'm in NA

And my server is set to that too

[round mica]

open
"servers are slow"
close popup, click to load in
game says there was an error and to try again after kicking me back to the operator select screen
chooses the same character and loads in the second time

[fair bridge]

same here - never had that issue

[round mica]

Every day

[limber zealot]

This guy gets it

You know what's up

[fair bridge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[round mica]

I've got used to it

[fair bridge]

werks on my musheen

[round mica]

It feels wrong when it doesn't happen

[limber zealot]

My favorite part is when the game runs fine after that

They just kicked me back to the select screen for shits and gigs

[fair bridge]

would anyone like to help me get a martyr's skull in archivum sycorax 👉 👈

[limber zealot]

You funny as fuck for that one FS

[round mica]

You know what's even funnier? If I try to play on my native server (South America) I constantly lag out and disconnect from matches if I play NA I get to play on 150ms but I almost never disconnect (some days it does but its kind of rare)

[limber zealot]

Disconnects used to be so much worse

2 years ago I was disconnecting like 1 in every 3 matches

[formal mortar]

I'm on na too but don't have those issues

[round mica]

[fair bridge]

might need to diagnose that

check firewall rules, etc

[limber zealot]

I hated when they made that change to stop people from exploiting the auric mal penance

So I would disconnect and spawn in tied up

It was fucking infuriating

Had full health, med pack, stim, full ammo and nades

Then I'd disconnect and lose all of it

[round mica]

I did and it just happens

[fair bridge]

well for SA that might just be AWS

[fair bridge]

u wanna help me get a skull

[modest flume]

I'll get your skull

[round mica]

No

[fair bridge]

Y

[round mica]

Not on pc

[fair bridge]

u dont need to be on pc........

[round mica]

How

[fair bridge]

use my code 5140747198

go to social menu and find player

[fair bridge]

[round mica]

Alright I'm not coming back to this server till tomorrow cya nerds later

[low blade]

My PC is fuckin useless fuck my stupid baka life

[vague elm]

I'm dead.
ARC raiders discord has THREE MINUTE SLOWMODE TIMER.

How

[rocky radish]

The true sign of a toxic community

Or over policing

[vague elm]

Insane

How does anyone Interact

[twin isle]

Is anyone else having error code 2014 problems suddenly. whole team got DCed again

[limber zealot]

I was wondering the same thing

Maybe when you send enough messages you get a role that makes it reduced

[hot scroll]

Anyone else having their lobbies crash mid game? (Havoc spificially)

[minor oriole]

game is tripping balls rn

[hot scroll]

Glad i am not the only one. on my second lobby and can't even get through mid game without crash.

[heavy robin]

Its the new Modifer

Imperious crashus

[tacit geode]

When we had the minute long one after everyone was so normal about the hive scum reveal it sucked so bad

[vague elm]

Yeah a minute was barely tolerable.
I've joined and instantly left two discords because of 3minute timers

Could not imagine

[ornate forge]

havoc broken?

[heavy robin]

How do you have a conversation 3 minutes apart lol

Like talking to a brick wall

[hot scroll]

seems like it. just asked a couple min ago.

[ornate forge]

🙁

[hot scroll]

Ikr, found a lobby full of cops and it was non police brutality jokes.

[vague elm]

You don't, it's pointless to try.
Hence leaving immediately

[fair bridge]

shoutout to the random who helped me get the skull on archivum syc

alucard you are my hero

[heavy robin]

Id love to see people try and argue with a 3 minute cooldown

[vague elm]

What's behind the door surrounded by skulls in the one hourglass mission?
And how does one open it?

[fair bridge]

hourglassssss

lemme check

oh is it the one when you go outside and you have to go downstairs to the next area

[vague elm]

I think so

[fair bridge]

that little doctor's waiting room thing

that one's easy

[vague elm]

Idunno

[fair bridge]

there's a dumpster on your way through

interact with it and there's a key underneath

[vague elm]

I'll take a ss next time I play

[fair bridge]

sorry, not a "key" per se but a skull that acts like a key

grab the skull, go to the door, interact with the pull chain next to the door and it'll open up

[vague elm]

Dumpster

Got it

[fair bridge]

now i just need the one for hab dreyko

should be simple enough

if i can get another random that listens..

[blazing hawk]

What doctor waiting room

In the hourglass

What mission is that

[fair bridge]

not the best description but it's like uh

like there's a body strapped to a vertical bed thing

and there are instruments around it

[blazing hawk]

Is there a medicae

[fair bridge]

yes i believe so

yes

[blazing hawk]

Wait is it the fucking

Comms station

[fair bridge]

i think??

they need to give these things actual names

[blazing hawk]

Just before the big fight over power cells

[fair bridge]

yessss

[blazing hawk]

Oh that one

[vague elm]

I listen

[blazing hawk]

Wait what big door with skulls

I never saw a big door with skulls

[vague elm]

Its outside in a sandy area

#zealot-class

[fair bridge]

that's the dumpster one

[vague elm]

Dope

[patent meadow]

Hey, any reading suggestions? I've read Eisenhorn omnibus, Gaunt's Ghosts omnibus, I'm halfway through Assassinorum Kingmaker (really really good, so far), and I have the Ravinor omnibus on my shelf. I'm looking for good single storylines, or shorter series. I'm not ready to dive into the 197 books that comprise the Horus Heresy, lol.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s more so 68~ books in the Heresy, but you’re right lmao.

[vague elm]

Read the only Leagues of Votann Novel

[neat turtle]

Would anyone be willing to help me out with the last auric maelstrom? I've been at 4/5 no death 3 times now (this the 4th) and I just want to get this behind me

[stark yarrow]

Hey guys I've been having a problem that when I load in as ogryn on specific builds I crash the moment the mission loads in, is there any reason as to why?
I got crash message here [Engine Error]: Access violation (0xc0000005) in build 1af2e5ab9c382d24ce916ce40e726626fec9a15f
accessing address 000001DF9B5615B0 from 00007FF6E38ADF0B

[hazy kestrel]

The Infinite and the Divine is always a fun one. And the Iron Warriors omnibus was pretty good, loved it as my first 40k book.

[patent meadow]

I can give you a hand

[hazy kestrel]

You have my thammer.

Let me get online real fast

[blazing hawk]

Fall of Cadia is a banger

[neat turtle]

Thanks whole lot guys

[hazy kestrel]

What’s your funny Fatshark friend code pal?

[stark yarrow]

The unfunny part is it happens specifically on two builds I have on my ogryn and literally everything else is fine

[blazing hawk]

Death and Duty is also a mega banger

[blazing hawk]

Seriously go read death and duty

[patent meadow]

I've heard that one is good. I'll try and order it.

[neat turtle]

9492930958

[blazing hawk]

It's an anthology of short stories about the Guard

[hazy kestrel]

The Yarrick Omnibus is one of my all time favorites!

[blazing hawk]

Love it a lot

[neat turtle]

I think

[thick fog]

That's true, Cadia did fell and banged

[blazing hawk]

When cadia fell the cadians got to banging

[patent meadow]

Yes, sad bang to be sure.

[heavy robin]

Coming from John Cadia:

[thick fog]

Cadians too stupid to not stop a giant fortress in the size of the largest US state

Crashing into the planet

[neat turtle]

What is yours?

[blazing hawk]

I banged your mother after it fell

[heavy robin]

Hmm, Yeah, I don't think so actually

[hazy kestrel]

Ready to rock pals.

[lilac crag]

insane statements

[heavy robin]

What no pussy does to a person.

[lilac crag]

I dunno I don't think you could get pussy if your planet just blew up

[heavy robin]

I guess not, I dont imagine they're getting much of anything.

[nimble crystal]

Lol wut. Every time I check this channel I somewhat regret it. But I can't help but come back for more.

[modest flume]

Welcome to Darktide('s Discord server)

[nimble crystal]

I love it

[modest flume]

Either newbies or players with thousands of hours and everyone acts out

[heavy robin]

Where 0IQ takes go to be born

[modest flume]

That's the subreddit and Steam forums

[chilly shell]

Look im just sayin

[nimble crystal]

Im at ~70 hours. So I guess im still a noob?

[heavy robin]

Do you enjoy the game?

[modest flume]

As long as you enjoy yourself and you're willing to learn, that puts you above the average player

[heavy robin]

Learning? We don't do that here sorry

[fair bridge]

yay i got the hab dreyko skull

[nimble crystal]

I got it at launch with a friend. Came back this last week because I grabbed Rogue Trader and felt an itch for something more visceral and faster. Was very pleased with all the changes

[modest flume]

I will write a strongly worded letter to the mods

They shall expect my postage within the month maybe

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[heavy robin]

I had it way back on Xbox before the 2 new classes, got it on psn for free brought the Arbite class, and just slamming my way through stuff

[modest flume]

I got invited into the Closed Beta (but couldn't play) so I've had a pulse on the game for a while, and I finally got to play back in 2023 before they added the tox bomber

[heavy robin]

That mail isnt getting checked, Arbite will have more cosmetics before that gets looked at, or gta 6

[modest flume]

This game has definitely come a long way and I'm happy to have stayed

[modest flume]

Not if I write a second strongly worded letter!

[fair bridge]

the closed beta was so scuffed

i hated the UI

so much

[heavy robin]

Who to though?

[modest flume]

To the fatshark itself

[nimble crystal]

To Fatshark

[modest flume]

The Fatshark

[heavy robin]

The Mr Fatshark

Some say he's actually skinny

[nimble crystal]

Or maybe his name isn't shark. And the shark are the friends he made along the way

[heavy robin]

What kinda shark

[nimble crystal]

Hammerhead because he has a weird ****

[heavy robin]

Mystery solved

[modest flume]

Maybe a

baby shark

[dull hamlet]

Juicy steaks and baked potatoes

[nimble crystal]

Doo doo doo doo doo doo

[heavy robin]

Pot Noodle

[modest flume]

I do love me some good noodles

[final wolf]

idk anything about WH lore but is it possible for Darktide to have Tyranid ?

can these guys even fight them

[nimble crystal]

Prolly not

[modest flume]

probably not

[nimble crystal]

There's a whole lore channel on the server btw

[final wolf]

oh well, it's more like feature thingy

[modest flume]

I mean in SM2 they barely managed to fight the Nids and Chaos together

[final wolf]

i think i only like fighting Tyranid in WH

[modest flume]

That's only because they found out where the Hive Tyrant was, and they severed the synapse

[final wolf]

cuz starship troopers n stuff

i hate bugs

[nimble crystal]

Makes sense coming from the Helldiver

[ancient granite]

whats up with darktide right now

[heavy robin]

If you want Tyranids I strongly suggest space marine 2

[modest flume]

Nothing

[final wolf]

oke oke

[ancient granite]

havoc missions keep ending randomly brah

[trail bramble]

we could have Genestealers but Tyranids are extremely unlikely

[modest flume]

Alternatively, there's always something up with Darktide

[final wolf]

what other bug-like alien race are there in WH world

[trail bramble]

there's a tau auxiliary that is wasp like

[vague elm]

Chat do I Play arc raiders or DT

[trail bramble]

other than that uhhhhhh

[nimble crystal]

One could say the eldar..

[heavy robin]

Its more likely than you think i think doing it wise, but lore wise I doubt we'd get it. The games around nurgle

[modest flume]

Mainly the Nids, but Orks also fight as gigantic never-ending hordes

[final wolf]

hmhm

[modest flume]

Orks vs Nids is about 1:1

[heavy robin]

Nah

[trail bramble]

so do the Guard

[heavy robin]

I think nids have alot more ways to win, honestly

[vague elm]

Orcs have the whole " kill one two rise from the spores" thing

[nimble crystal]

Expedition 33

[heavy robin]

And nids feed off ANY biomass

Orks included i guess

[dull hamlet]

Expedition 33 awards

[modest flume]

Nids learn from who they fight, and Orks get better/stronger as they fight, as well as spreading more spores from more intense fighting

[heavy robin]

More biomass for nids

If anything fighting orks is the perfect thing for nids

Endless source

[modest flume]

Yeah but their spores are aggressive against nids iirc

[vague elm]

$$$$

[modest flume]

Octarius taught us they can be on pretty much equal standing if they have the time and space to do it

[heavy robin]

I wouldn't know about that my thought process is, nids kill orks, more orks come = more biomass and thats from what I understand what nids want

[vague elm]

It's a never ending cycle that just causes an infinite increase in the ranks of both

[modest flume]

True but remember, unless you literally raze the ground that Orks die on, they'll respawn

When they fight and die, especially in violent ways, it spreads spores for them to reproduce

[heavy robin]

Why i said nids fighting orks would realistically be perfect for em

[nimble crystal]

No guys.

The Cravers | Endless Space 2 Wiki | Fandom https://share.google/lDqIAO3J7tqRuLWu2

What about these?

[heavy robin]

I mean nids, consume planets then move on sorta deal so, yeah they would?

[rain idol]

That’s unless the massive ork resistance keeps them from razing the planet

It’s pretty hard to destroy stuff when you’re actively getting shot in the back by some football hooligan with a gun, the size of your torso

[heavy robin]

Do orks care what happens to planets, let alone dying? Won't they just fight to literal death

Uncaring.

[modest flume]

On the contrary

A good scrap is worth it

[jade stump]

they live for a good scrap yuh

[heavy robin]

But would they care if the planet they're fighting on

[modest flume]

A neverending horde of bugs that make for good fighting? Paradise

[heavy robin]

Goes.. pop

[jade stump]

na, they have literal meteors as ships to invade planets

[rain idol]

Well sorta because it would be harder to have scrap with no ground under them

[jade stump]

i dont think they care if said planet is already in bits

[modest flume]

Ah yes my favorite

Rok

[heavy robin]

But they dont think that logically?

[modest flume]

Probably an inconvenience to be sure

[jade stump]

some do, some dont, depends how long they've been fighting

orks get smarter the more they fight

[modest flume]

Imagine you're about to get the kill and suddenly you can't, that's horrible

[heavy robin]

I mean EVERYTHING is dying at once surely that like

The greatest high

For them

[modest flume]

Yes but they're not the ones doing the killing

Orks are, if anything, extremely sadistic

[heavy robin]

So youre telling me

The nids destroying the planet bad

But the orks doing it good?

[jade stump]

for the orks ya

[heavy robin]

Outcomes the same

[modest flume]

Jury-rigging the planet to crash into another planet

[jade stump]

orks dont care bout biomass like nids do

nids want a meal, orks want a fight

[modest flume]

(They've had attack moons before)

[heavy robin]

The point more so was

After they're done harvesting the planets biomass

[jade stump]

if theres people to scrap, expect orks

if theres no people, no reason for the orks to bother

[heavy robin]

Orks spreading spores surely wont matter its barron landscape on the verge of collapsing

[modest flume]

They're hardy, about the same as nid spores

Only thing you can do is scorched earth to prevent them from coming back coughcougharmaggeddon

[modest flume]

Also yes, because they did it first

[heavy robin]

My kinda issue with matching stuff against orks is, orks can theoretically do anything

[modest flume]

That's why they have the fun debuff of loving to fight so much, they fight each other

[jade stump]

so can emperor's followers, just takes enough faith much like ork waaagh energy

[modest flume]

The only thing to really stirr them out of infighting is a Waaagh

[blazing ibex]

Another job well done. 😎

[modest flume]

If the Waaagh is big enough, it starts pulling Orks from across the galaxy

Like Mr. Prophet

[hazy kestrel]

I had a great time deleting a bunch of bosses

[modest flume]

smh you guys went without me

[heavy robin]

A wagh so large its revives the Emperor just to fight him personally

[rain idol]

The nids are a fuckass hivemind that eat everything in their path and then move onto the next planet, the orks while assholes might leave a hummie or two alive so they can come back in about 20 years and fight again (or whatever is alive is taken as slaves)…..or they might raze it and go to the funner toy in the system the difference is one planet will remain green afterwards (both literally and figuratively)

[blazing ibex]

I had a great time trying to fix the absolute mess we were getting into at the end lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao yeah

[somber stream]

#BoobsForNecrons

[hazy kestrel]

That was a barrel of laughs for sure.

[blazing ibex]

Rampage shout is goated.

[rain idol]

WRD

[hazy kestrel]

Those darn ledges man. They always get me.

[modest flume]

You guys doing Havoc?

[blazing ibex]

Nuh.

[hazy kestrel]

When OSHA Approved walkways update?

[blazing ibex]

We were helping someone get A.S.S

[modest flume]

ah

[somber stream]

It's vital for the plot

[blazing ibex]

By dominating the opposition with absolution.

[modest flume]

Way to go, A.S.S.es

[rain idol]

I’m half sure the imperium considers OSHA to be heresy

[heavy robin]

Something tells me OSHA has more worrying concerns like the pox filled Air, maybe call down the CDC

[languid hazel]

There’s no saving the imperium’s healthy and safety standards

[hazy kestrel]

Uh huh, just like Quiet invading my personal space in the helicopter is a key part of MGSV’s plot.

[heavy robin]

Wasn't any to begin with..

[rain idol]

As a necron player this is a needed since first edition

[somber stream]

She was tasked with spreading the virus to you so yes

It's all part of the plot!

[hazy kestrel]

So true, lol.

[heavy robin]

Guys i promise its just... Extra armor to deflect lasguns

[somber stream]

Padded armour is armour nonetheless

[hazy kestrel]

Darn Quiet giving me a thing for women with thunder thighs. Smh.

[heavy robin]

Booba armor

[hazy kestrel]

And brunettes.

[somber stream]

Booba armour

[modest flume]

You mean you didn't have a thing for women with thunder thighs??????????????????

[vague elm]

Pen armor

[hazy kestrel]

Well I did. But she just confirmed things.

[modest flume]

Ah, carry on

[somber stream]

I was listening to the audio book about Trazyn, there was this one Necron female executioner, the narrator had to switch from male to female voice it's so funny

[fair bridge]

needle pistol is so goddamn gooooood

[nocturne bloom]

I heard something about ASS and booba while I was sleeping and now im here

[rain idol]

Basedbinke did a Ireparable damage to me when I first seen that necron gf comic

[fair bridge]

what are those

im not familiar

[feral tendon]

is it just me or are the servers even more fucked than usual? Just got booted from 2 havocs midway with 'unexpected error'...

[fair bridge]

depends on your region

[somber stream]

What have you done

[feral tendon]

North America for context

[rain idol]

First mistake you were playing havoc

[somber stream]

Now i'm looking it up

[heavy robin]

Hive scum weapon?

[fair bridge]

no clue. i'm eastern NA and i very rarely have DC's ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fair bridge]

yeah

servers are hosted on AWS but they don't really go down that much lol

and if they do usually it's a huge outage

[heavy robin]

Ah nice, I really enjoyed the Shield and Pistol for Arbite, extremely funny

[feral tendon]

Ive had like a couple DCs before this in all my time playing, but it just happened back to back in the same group for me so was wondering

[fair bridge]

nothing you can do except file a ticket

[fair bridge]

https://support.fatshark.se

#🎒support-issues

[feral tendon]

Ah whatever Ill just try tomorrow, womp womp and so forth, real smooth runs too...

[fair bridge]

i wonder if there's any correlation between the different ISPs people have that disconnect consistently in NA

[nocturne bloom]

Are your friends disconnecting too? Sometimes you need to restart the game. Ive had it happen on other games where you have to fully leave whatever party system the game has and quit to fix it. Common server issue

[heavy robin]

Ah yes the Paper shredder channel

[fair bridge]

i bet xfinity is dogshit

[fair bridge]

❓

[feral tendon]

I dont think its ISP related since my whole strike group got kicked simultaneously in both cases

[fair bridge]

huh

[heavy robin]

Never seen the meme of like people writing complaints for it instantly to be put through a shredder?

[fair bridge]

no. fatshark typically responds to tickets within a day or so

that is, unless, they're on holiday

which they aren't anymore, so

[heavy robin]

Funny how I said it was a meme, not that it was truthful..

[hazy kestrel]

You know, @somber stream and @modest flume, our brief conversation about MGSV reminded me of a core memory.

And of course it was about when my ma walked in while I was gaming and immediately got introduced to Quiet shoving her rear end into the screen as per one of the helicopter idle animations.

A certified “Are ya winning, son?” moment for sure.

[prisma cypress]

[fair bridge]

staring into your soul and wondering what events took place to bring you here tonight

[twin dirge]

Sometimes when things are happening stuff does

[heavy robin]

[nocturne bloom]

Welcome to darktides discord

[prisma cypress]

It’s true tho

[marsh iris]

happy new year

[modest flume]

Thank you for sharing

[prisma cypress]

Man fuck this new year

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Many such cases

[fair bridge]

i told my chud son to make a pizza pie that instantly fucking kills you

[modest flume]

I once got banned from the internet because my mother just so happened to have looked at my screen when I was watching the Bioshock 2 reveal trailer with Subject Delta demolishing a splicer with his drill

[fair bridge]

[nocturne bloom]

Yo son sucks

[heavy robin]

Papa John's

[fair bridge]

take it back

[modest flume]

"You're looking at too much violence"

[heavy robin]

[twin dirge]

I once got banned because my grandma took my phone and made me sign in then went thru my search history

[twin dirge]

She was not ok with me being a curious lad

[fair bridge]

what a fat cat

[heavy robin]

Your grandma banned you? Damn even grandma's a discord mod

[nocturne bloom]

Nah im a baddie

[prisma cypress]

Smack the goofy outta her

[somber stream]

My first "Are you winning son" was in God Of war bath scene

You know, the one

[twin dirge]

Exactly

[astral basin]

Aaa

[rain idol]

Oh boy

[twin dirge]

Nah she just changed the wifi password for a few months

[fair bridge]

i keep watching these explore with us true crime videos

i'm hooked

[marsh iris]

Goon of War

[fair bridge]

there is a surprising amount of infanticide on this channel

wild shit

[somber stream]

"Ooooh, aaaaaah, tralalaaaa"

[prisma cypress]

The fish when I snag it on my line

[modest flume]

Don't worry, I am

[nocturne bloom]

Anyways, I crawled around in my attic all day imagining the insulation was a mine ripe with riches (the riches being a ceiling light i had to replace)

[modest flume]

The shirt I put on the hangar

[marsh iris]

Gunther???

[twin dirge]

I circumvented it once by guessing it since she used the same 3 passwords for everything and her response was to unplug the box for 2 weeks

Based ngl

[heavy robin]

Eat the insulation next

[fair bridge]

next time i have to go up in mine i'm buying one of those painter's suits

[whole glade]

yogurt effect

[astral basin]

You touched my oo lalala

[fair bridge]

i'm not fucking with fiberglass ANYMORE

[prisma cypress]

[modest flume]

ohhh, you touch my tralala

[marsh iris]

my ding ding dong

[hazy kestrel]

And of course the other “Are ya winning son?” moment happened when one of them walked in during yet another one of Quiet’s helicopter idle animations, I believe it was the one where she shoves her tracts of land in your face.

[somber stream]

I choked on my coffee

You fucks

[nocturne bloom]

I did, it makes my tummy feel most boudacious

[prisma cypress]

Just don’t do that

[modest flume]

Annexing is a tough job but someone has to do it

[heavy robin]

Right, enough discord for me today..

[nocturne bloom]

Dont go

[heavy robin]

[marsh iris]

coffee with no safeword

[prisma cypress]

[modest flume]

Yeah, just don't choke

like c'mon

[somber stream]

[fair bridge]

[prisma cypress]

[modest flume]

Licht what is you doin bro

[prisma cypress]

[hazy kestrel]

But anyways, that’s how I learned that I am a tall women enjoyer, among other things.

[marsh iris]

tall tomboy

[somber stream]

I like human female in general

[heavy robin]

He found the booba necrons

[nocturne bloom]

EWWWW HUMANS???

[prisma cypress]

This mf gets it

[somber stream]

YES HUMAN

[prisma cypress]

Lizard women

[modest flume]

I too, am an enjoyer of the human female form

[astral basin]

You guys ever feel a fart brewing
And the moment you go to let it rip
You feel like its a little too wet
And you have a sneaking suspicion that if you actually do, youll get more than just wind?
Yeah me too

[marsh iris]

lusty argonian maid

[somber stream]

Someone gotta keep the show going for you serpent and lizard fuckers

[modest flume]

🤝

[prisma cypress]

[gilded socket]

Shhh f*mboy

[nocturne bloom]

I like 29 foot long snake woman that can choke hold me or muscular 6 foot 8 minotaur women that place me atop their shoulder

[hazy kestrel]

WHOAH MOMMA!

[nocturne bloom]

I like horse sized horse women

[astral basin]

Bitch you play a horse dating sim

[nocturne bloom]

I like arachnid women that dont let me leave home

[modest condor]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-willem-dafoe-girl-kid-creepy-gif-23688366

[prisma cypress]

Ball knower

[twin dirge]

Wha? Where did this come from? I get back from working and I'm reading thru and this just appears

Where was the context

[astral basin]

Maxine said the forbidden word
Lamia had neuron activation

[gilded socket]

Whuh?

[hazy kestrel]

Read my funny MGSV core memories, above.

[twin dirge]

This guy

[somber stream]

Just another Monday in general chat

[twin dirge]

Is a freak

I like it

[nimble crystal]

OCT reference?

[hazy kestrel]

I’m just a silly guy.

[twin dirge]

I like women sized horses

[somber stream]

Oh no, they're increasing in number

[nocturne bloom]

My influence will spread

[astral basin]

Its fine i know the secret to making glue

[hazy kestrel]

Thankfully, neither of them walked in during the shower scene lmao.

[nocturne bloom]

But really question guys

Do i make a bayonet for a colt python

[astral basin]

If i was interested in “tall” women
It would be bad
Bc id have to find legit giantesses since im already 6’

[nimble crystal]

Just have her wear stilts

[hazy kestrel]

HUNGER FOR BURGER… HERETIC BURGER!

[nocturne bloom]

This is why im happy being average height

[nimble crystal]

And make enough money to surgically extend the length of her arm bones

[hazy kestrel]

Me, looking up at the giantess about to throw me over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

(I couldn’t be happier.)

[astral basin]

I crave rusky woman named dahlia to… nvm idk what i was actually leading to

[nocturne bloom]

Oh nah, I just want to be thrown

[astral basin]

Something something giant russian women is all i had

[hazy kestrel]

That’s fair and valid.

[nimble crystal]

...to make mead after you return from conquering an enemy tribe?

[rain idol]

My dad once walked in on me playing cod I (forgot which one) on that mission in Chernobyl and seen me fucking eviscerate some guy 😭 and said “looks like new Belgrade”

[somber stream]

xD

Checks out

[twin dirge]

I'm happy being my height

5'10 is peak human height

Not too tall not too short

[nimble crystal]

Hey! Im 5 10!

[twin dirge]

I can reach the cookie jar and I can be dominated by a tall woman

Peak gameplay

[twin dirge]

This guy? This guy is the goat

[astral basin]

My.
5’4”
cousin
married a
6’5” Ugandan dude she met in college

[hazy kestrel]

Sure…she’s making mead.

(I am the mead.)

[nocturne bloom]

First time my dad walked in on me playing a game it was me playing gta San Andreas flying around with the jetpack with the "sus" melee weapon

[rain idol]

It’s amazing that kind of random things he says and knows, once taught me how to disarm a landmine (I know ironic)

[nimble crystal]

Correction: I merely tickle the goat

[somber stream]

So can you do it now? Disarming a landmine

[nimble crystal]

George Takei dot meme

[nocturne bloom]

Easy, stomp on it

[rain idol]

I don’t trust my memory but I can certainly give it a shot no guarantees I won’t end up as a splash of pigment afterwards however

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t reach the cookie jar, however, thanks to the law of equivalent exchange, I can ask my hypothetical giantess wife to grant me the fabled “uppies” so I can reach it.

[twin dirge]

Always cut the red one

[nocturne bloom]

Itd be so epic if she harassed me for being short beforehand

[hazy kestrel]

That’s part of the fun!

[grand sinew]

buh

[twin dirge]

Y'all are so fucked

[nimble crystal]

This hypothetical evokes many questions sir. For instance, why were the cookies placed out of your reach? Who made the cookies? Are they gluten free? How much are you paying for rent? Why are there mouse traps near the toaster? Is that stain chocolate?

[grand sinew]

i am mentaly finr but physically tipsy lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds great

[twin dirge]

Your giantess wife made them just so you would have to ask her for help opening the door to being ridiculed for it and eventually, uppies

And yes, they're gluten free

She's thoughtful like that

[grand sinew]

oh its another giantess wife hypotheiticasl

[inland mantle]

What's goon chat talking about now

[rain idol]

Who needs uppies when you can just have a necron flayer gf, I don’t need to be tall when I’m being used as a hat by someone already tall

[hazy kestrel]

Furthermore, as I am a stick bug in both form and weight, I am unable to princess carry my hypothetical giantess wife.

However, that doesn’t mean she can’t prince carry me like that warrior woman she is.

[grand sinew]

the usual

[inland mantle]

Hadron sayless

[nimble crystal]

Im trying to understand by asking expository questions.

[twin dirge]

Finally someone speaking my language

[somber stream]

I don't get the tall gf hype tbh

Maybe it's something you have to experience yourself to know

[nimble crystal]

Patoi?

[rain idol]

Who do you think my pfp is dedicated to?

My wife

[twin dirge]

Peak

[twin dirge]

I mean, in complete fairness, mine gf is shorter than me

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, I have work tomorrow, so this will be the end of today’s discussion on the Law of Equivalent Exchange and how it applies to relationships between short kings and tall queens.

Be sure to read pages 101-121 of your textbook for the next lesson, I’ll see you all tomorrow.

[twin dirge]

By like a whole head+ at that

Someone turn me into a dinosaur

[nimble crystal]

In high school there was a girl who was exceptionally talented and intelligent. 6 ft 2. I was in awe. Its the usual for heterosexual males: many aspire women whom they see as powerful

[somber stream]

powerful...

[somber stream]

Would you feel the same drawn should they be around 1m5?

[nimble crystal]

Me personally, perhaps. Im quite satisfied with my 5 ft wife at the moment. Though I do wish sometimes she was 5 4

[twin dirge]

I like short girls so yeah

I like tall girls too

[somber stream]

Then you're drawn to competency, not the height alone

[twin dirge]

God I find competency so hot

The greatest turn on for me is someone who's got their shit together

[nimble crystal]

But its true!

We want a partner who will be a partner

[somber stream]

I do like people who know what they're doing over clueless giants lol

[nimble crystal]

Not a chore or a burden

[twin dirge]

I just fw people in general

People are cool (when I'm not being forced into the interaction)

[nimble crystal]

Something something consent and agency something something

[marsh iris]

havoc

[arctic escarp]

something something size (diff)

[somber stream]

Are you back home in one piece yet?

[marsh iris]

yeagg

ONE PIECE!

[somber stream]

Nice, welcome back Garut, how's the leg?

[marsh iris]

good as new my guy

could barely rotate it the first time

[nimble crystal]

Rotate... leg...?

[marsh iris]

ankle actually

[nimble crystal]

Ahh

[marsh iris]

not the third leg

[inland mantle]

Damn

[marsh iris]

🚁

[nimble crystal]

I was picturing a whole leg rotating about its own axis somehow

[inland mantle]

That would be impressive

[twin dirge]

I like rotating my third rapidly

Back in highschool we called it helicoptering

[somber stream]

You know

[marsh iris]

agree

[somber stream]

Oh wait nvm, it's the same thing

[twin dirge]

I sometimes put my arms straight out and flap for extra speed when I run

[nimble crystal]

Wtf man lol

[twin dirge]

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

[marsh iris]

🚁 🚁 🚁

[tall grove]

Got rogue trader yesterday
Enjoying it so far

[twin dirge]

Yes

YES

Good game

My mutant wife calls to me

[tall grove]

Can’t wait I seduce the elf

[marsh iris]

better than XCOM?

[somber stream]

Back then i clicked weird links on the net, and one of them directed me to a pop up, featuring a penis swinging while the song 'right round' was playing in the back. It hopped everywhere around the screen and you can't really close it

[tall grove]

If only because there’s no tau

[somber stream]

Had to ask one of the teacher to fix the issue lol

[twin dirge]

That, is peak

[tender horizon]

Totally different games

[nimble crystal]

I wouldn't say that

[tall grove]

The hot snake lady game?

[marsh iris]

mechanics wise

[marsh iris]

they give snake ladies boobs so you know theres snake milk

[inland mantle]

Smash next question

[tall grove]

Xcom snake ladies are hot
That’s all I know about that game

[tender horizon]

Good game

[somber stream]

I don't think reptiles produce milk

[marsh iris]

but why boob

[twin dirge]

Time to play some raid shadow legends

[tall grove]

Cuz it’s hot

[somber stream]

But it's alien reptile so maybe they work differently, somehow

[nimble crystal]

The in game reason is because why not

There is no actual reason

[tall grove]

Why not?
Well obviously because playing games one handed is hard

Duh

[twin dirge]

Man

[nimble crystal]

Hey, that's what your mom said too!

[twin dirge]

Boobs are hot I agree

And idk why

[twin dirge]

Why do we find the lumps attractive chat

[nimble crystal]

Because milk

[twin dirge]

Wrong answer

[tall grove]

Going full iconoclast for my rogue trader

[twin dirge]

YES SIR

[nimble crystal]

No, I wanna go heretic

[twin dirge]

He just like me

Not the goat

I'm not a filthy heretic

[tall grove]

Don’t care + Didn’t ask + Enjoy the airlock buddy

[nimble crystal]

Start off agreeable, then give full on eff the emperor

[twin dirge]

Enjoy the airlock buddy is hilarious

Commissar, frag this man first

[nimble crystal]

What archetype you running?

[twin dirge]

^

Tell us

Tell us now

[tall grove]

Warrior
I like hitting things

[twin dirge]

Relatable

[nimble crystal]

Nice

[twin dirge]

And then I became a psyker

and then I got a funny ghost bird

[nimble crystal]

Psyker can still hit things. But they dont get special abilities for hitting things

[twin dirge]

I hit things with fire

[nimble crystal]

Not with mind bullets? You know, make their brains pop

[twin dirge]

Nah

Roast

ROAST

LET CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

Sorry

Old habits die hard

[tall grove]

Being a nice person in 40k
Peak so far

[nimble crystal]

Warp fire must make great food

[twin dirge]

Now we're talking

[marsh iris]

nicehammer 40k

[twin dirge]

I imagine playing as a nid or ork = nicehammer40k

At least in terms of contentness

[astral basin]

Im sick of that man right there

[twin dirge]

Can't be sad when you're part of the hive mind

[nimble crystal]

Perhaps in the next game Dark Heresy

[astral basin]

“Gambit? That guy from deadpool?”

[marsh iris]

need gears of war-esque ork squad game

[twin dirge]

Also I feel orks are too dense to be sad

[astral basin]

Literally just got fortnite guyed by this mf

[twin dirge]

Ignorance and shit

[twin dirge]

Tony thought too hard and fuckin crumped himself

[marsh iris]

orks in dow4 trailer looks kinda cute lol

[twin dirge]

I mean wolverine is from Deadpool too

Idk why you're so angry

[astral basin]

Die

[astral basin]

Anyways

[twin dirge]

IM NOT WRONG

[astral basin]

So.

[astral basin]

On so many levels you are

Anywsyd

[nimble crystal]

And the flash is xmen too, right?

[twin dirge]

I disregard your opinion, I am correct

Simple

[astral basin]

Thats legally distinct Quicksilver

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna squeegee

[inland mantle]

Ong?

[twin dirge]

Yes

[nimble crystal]

I love how Marvel and DC copied each other

[twin dirge]

Wanna watch

[inland mantle]

Damn

Hmm

[twin dirge]

You can only be so creative

[inland mantle]

No

[twin dirge]

NO!?

[inland mantle]

No

[twin dirge]

I OFFER YOU AN OPPORTUNITY

AND YOU SAY NO!?

[inland mantle]

Yea

[fading hemlock]

shame

[twin dirge]

Dishonor upon your cow

[inland mantle]

Not my cow

Take that back

[twin dirge]

No

[modest flume]

cowabunga

[twin dirge]

You disgraced me In front of others

[inland mantle]

Too bad

[twin dirge]

I disgrace your cow

[inland mantle]

My cow had nothing to do with this

[twin dirge]

Woe, famine be upon ye

[inland mantle]

Woe 20 bulwarks

[twin dirge]

I hope you have a bad harvest this winter

[nimble crystal]

The East Wind and all that?

Damn

[inland mantle]

Zamn even

[twin dirge]

I hope you have to eat your dishonored cow

[inland mantle]

Rather stave

[twin dirge]

Good

I'll eat your dishonored cow then

[inland mantle]

Gl with that

[twin dirge]

After I rehonor it by having it sepuku

[nimble crystal]

Woah

[inland mantle]

My cow built different

[twin dirge]

Oh yeah

[inland mantle]

Yea

[twin dirge]

Well I'm built like a cow

So therefore

I win

[inland mantle]

Damn

[nimble crystal]

Aki gonna eat GR's meat

[whole glade]

why does everyone think every one of my kind voice trains?

[inland mantle]

Wha

[whole glade]

fuck that honestly

[twin dirge]

You know it

[twin dirge]

See I was just born with a high pitched voice

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[twin dirge]

22 and I sound 16

[whole glade]

i wasnt

my southern ass sounds im 26 when im 19

[twin dirge]

Do you sound like Tyrone

Fair

I'm southern only when I talk to family, it's like it's on a toggle

I hear southern and just instantly convert back to default settings

[tall grove]

“My kind” like you’re some kinda different species lol

[whole glade]

i am

[astral basin]

Anyways
An ork warboss decided it would be interestin to learn to read n wroit
So he ‘ad da boiz use red ink sos theys learn fastah
They even stahted tah learhn poetry wit all da higha learnin theys been doin
But loik
Summa da boiz started gettin all sad
An when a couple started krumpin demselfs, da Boss decided dat dey dont need no books or learnin no more. Even banned i’.
Sos dats why wes as orks don do dat

[tall grove]

Something something corny imperium fanboy heresy meme

[nimble crystal]

My west coast accent shows, but the timbre of my voice betrays my ethnic background

[twin dirge]

This guy gets it

[whole glade]

im a witch who throws bomb at people wwho was made in a random ass factory in the 3rd circle

[twin dirge]

I sound like the equivalent of a 12 year old smoker, got the gravel but no bass lmfao

[tall grove]

Erm
What the sugma

[whole glade]

artilllery witch lore from trench crusade

KNOW YO GAHDAMN LORE HOE

[tall grove]

Only in Ohio 🤣 🤣 ✌️

[whole glade]

i will murder you.

[light heron]

Trench Crusade looks kinda neat.

[tall grove]

Sussy Baka

[twin dirge]

I'll crusade a trench

[whole glade]

me love trenchin mah crusades

[tall grove]

She pilgrim on my trench til I crusade

[modest flume]

I'll crusade your trench

[whole glade]

not for free hoe

[nocturne bloom]

$5

[twin dirge]

Buddy I'm already in your trench

[modest flume]

Wasn't a negotiation

[twin dirge]

We crusading all night

[hazy kestrel]

Trench crusade is honestly fascinating to read about. I love the world building and lore snippets.

[whole glade]

ruh roh...

[timid geyser]

Just dont buy any of it q.q

[light heron]

She trenchin' my crusade 'till I ka-blewy--

[whole glade]

gameplay just betteh kill team too

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-6240071198217723592

[hazy kestrel]

I also love how they tie in historical events with their own spin on it.

[modest flume]

Oh, welcome! Make yourself at home

[hazy kestrel]

Like the Pope Fights

[modest flume]

I have snacks

[timid geyser]

Did they stop supporting 3d printing?

[whole glade]

democracy is seen as outlandish too

only da prussians use it

the pilgrims just got the best look and lore building honestly

[hazy kestrel]

But in this case, the Anti-pope in Avignon, France sided with the forces of hell after not being given the papacy.

[nocturne bloom]

you dont play a game because of... 3d printing? this world is cooked

[hazy kestrel]

And turned France into a plague ridden wasteland

[timid geyser]

Well you usually need models to play a game, and trench cruasde entire thing at launch was being cheaper to get into.

[whole glade]

an entire playable TC force is like 60$ if preprinted

compared to 40k

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

[timid geyser]

If they arrive and arnt broken x-x

[twin dirge]

Does this imply you store snacks in the prison wallet?

[timid geyser]

The reviews on the kickstart page leave me very very hesitant to buy anything from that company x-x

[whole glade]

my two forces came 99% fine

just 1 sword was bent

[astral basin]

Yeah no i got perturbed bc aki sounded like an old roommate of mine when he was talking to folk
Im deep south
Gulf states
Not much drawl, but still

[timid geyser]

Also a company going back on its word is always a good thing

[astral basin]

KOZ

[whole glade]

wha

[astral basin]

WHY DIDNT YOU HARASS RYAN REYNOLDS TO PLAY GAMBIT

Arent you from the swamps?

[whole glade]

fuck ya buddy

[grand sinew]

holy fuck i found the song ive been lokking for a while now

[twin dirge]

We love that

[grand sinew]

aka the past hour

[twin dirge]

Mfw I try to find a single song in my playlist

[grand sinew]

real

[timid geyser]

Finding the ape escape ost and the N64 tetris OST opened my eyes to a lot of things

explained why im so into fucking drum and bass

and jungle