#general-chat

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tender horizon
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None. If a god exists they're either woefully inept or malicious.

jaunty path
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so purgatory..

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I see..

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I always imagined purgatory being like a waiting room

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I think theres a few movies touching on what heaven looks like

tender horizon
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Dante's Inferno had a kinda funny take on purgatory

jaunty path
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What was it?

tender horizon
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It was still suffering.

quaint moss
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:3

tender horizon
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Just less suffering than hell proper.

quaint moss
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hell is hot

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or cold

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need to know for a friend

jaunty path
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the 9th layer is cold im p sure

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thats where satan resides

tender horizon
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In Dante's, yeah

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And i think Dante's is like, the common perception of hell.

quaint moss
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yuh satan up to the tits with ice

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idk was recently talking to a friend about it

bronze wren
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Iced nipples

jaunty path
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Did someone say satan with tits

quaint moss
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(i know dantes inferno is different)

quaint moss
delicate vapor
quaint moss
modern bobcat
stuck wasp
crystal crane
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My lords, I come to thee in great need and do not know where to ask so I shall put it in the void. If you ever grace us with another surprise personality, can we have a Vet who was part of the Moebian 6th? I feel like a poser in my favorite armor

tender horizon
crystal crane
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Dantes Inferno seems like the best description for hell with all the layers of suffering

quaint moss
twin flower
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she back

quaint moss
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i know that the pope or something said that dantes inferno was cannon or som shi XD

quaint moss
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patrick

tender horizon
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Fnv or fo3 chat

twin flower
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spongneboob

quaint moss
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nv

twin flower
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nv

quaint moss
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grenade launcher machinegun

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thats why

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go explosives

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or dont

tender horizon
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Yk Mercy has a slur on it

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I can't tell you what it is for obvious reasons

quaint moss
twin flower
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Bout to incredibilis

quaint moss
tender horizon
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Tbh I just know GWFL was removed from 3

twin flower
tender horizon
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So i can actually play it and I haven't since I was a teen

quaint moss
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garden warfare Florida

twin flower
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aww shih, florida

crystal crane
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They cannot stop me from taming a gator

quaint moss
twin flower
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cant stop me from laying a gator

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wait what

quaint moss
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like an egg

crystal crane
quaint moss
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doesnt count if its not by hand, smh

crystal crane
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I hold the string with my hand

quaint moss
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nope

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invalid Sitgryn

crystal crane
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Tell that to the baby gator

wheat harness
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skin seven billion heretics

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đŸ«ƒ

quaint moss
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would

crystal crane
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I ain't got time for that. Gotta get ready for Styx

quaint moss
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the goblin game?

crystal crane
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Yeh

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Best goblin game

quaint moss
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when he breaks the 4th wall, it is quite funny

crystal crane
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I mostly just like being some sassy goblin asshole who makes everyone's life worse

quaint moss
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then is used and abused by the local guard, cause hes a little sassy goblin asshole

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bro they are so mean

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they beat ma ass

crystal crane
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Only if you get caught and don't give em a good shanking

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Can't really dunk on the elves sadly

quaint moss
crystal crane
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The gameplay trailer for the new one looks like you can be an even more horrid beast. Can make acid trip mines and melt an unsuspecting guard

untold abyss
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has anyoned tried the new dlss 4.5 in this game?

waxen meadow
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behead ratlings

crystal crane
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How? They are too short

twin flower
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you gotta punt them

waxen meadow
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throw ratlings into active volcano

crystal crane
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Easier to throw em as an Ogryn, perfectly big meaty mitt size

twin flower
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the deadly combo

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arent they more like snipers tho đŸ€”

knotty terrace
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Not meaning to be rude to people who use Voice of command but that ability is such a crutch

quaint moss
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is that the one for veteran

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i forgor havent played him in years

knotty terrace
quaint moss
ripe tangle
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Which enemy in this game would smell the worst?

quaint moss
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the captains

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the twins

cosmic burrow
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burgle or plogryn

knotty terrace
quaint moss
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stonger=smellier

twin flower
ripe tangle
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you think the Twins would smell worse than a Beast of Nurgle?

quaint moss
ripe tangle
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Why do I keep seeing fucking mpreg emojis?!

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it’s creepy and weird.

timid geyser
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funny

quaint moss
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easy react

twin flower
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the funny

stable orbit
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Mpreg is how the primarchs were born

quaint moss
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also they did indeed block me LOL

ripe tangle
twin flower
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werent they vat grown

modern bobcat
twin flower
timid geyser
stable orbit
twin flower
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idk you

ripe tangle
twin flower
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grey name đŸ«”

ripe tangle
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I can’t argue with this because I agree

timid geyser
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Fuck I was eatting and watching a video and then the video turned into background noise now I gotta rewind XD

quaint moss
twin flower
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he's a đŸ„”

modern bobcat
ripe tangle
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I imagine most of the enemies in Darktide though have the kind of smell that would immediately make a normal irl person vomit and seek fresh air

twin flower
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well if youre going by that, i bet the rejects also dont shower

ripe tangle
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I imagine the Rejects smelling like shit too yeah

modern bobcat
twin flower
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and if we go in and out of nurgle infested places KEKW_ogryn

modern bobcat
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I'm extremely unimpressed with the laptop and peripheries I bought last year

tender horizon
twin flower
ripe tangle
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in fact, the only person on the Ship who doesn’t smell terrible would probably be Rannick

knotty terrace
ripe tangle
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he seems like someone who actually showers
.

quaint moss
twin flower
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thumbsup_ogryn , take care of the bigguns

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and they take care of you

ripe tangle
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but Ogryn can’t even fit in the tub

twin flower
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we just hose them down

quaint moss
quaint moss
ripe tangle
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okay which reject class smells the worst then?

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Hive Scum I imagine

knotty terrace
ripe tangle
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ooooooh good point

twin flower
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psykers

ripe tangle
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Zealots don’t seem like they bathe much either

quaint moss
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zealot prob smells like incense and blood

sweet wraith
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Brawler ogryn says he's more hygienic than the rest, but I'm not sure that's saying much

quaint moss
twin flower
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clean ogryn is a deadly ogryn

quaint moss
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even the worst commisar knows this :)

ripe tangle
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“I don’t need to bathe, I bathe in the blood I shed from my enemies.” - Zealots who are totally not rejects for accidental Khorne worship probably

twin flower
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reminds me of the prayer commisars teach to ogryns lmao

quaint moss
sweet wraith
modern bobcat
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Is there any precedent for Inquisitorial Acolytes becoming Rogue Traders?

marsh forge
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is there a bug in game where your chat becomes blank ?

quartz ibex
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Walking tank

twin flower
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wuh? KEKW_ogryn

modern bobcat
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Chat will reset when you go through a loading screen, so it will work going into or out of match, or Changing Operative from menu

quartz ibex
quaint moss
twin flower
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calling mods stinky

fallen tree
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not a mod, still stinky chadgryn

twin flower
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not our Wardens

quartz ibex
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(Not the karktide mods tho)

wispy wadi
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It is not their mass but their jolly happiness that protects the Ogryn

quaint moss
quartz ibex
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Infinite jollyness

wispy wadi
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"Itz itz whitz itz - iz iz"?

quartz ibex
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Since our ogryns have an implant

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Can they become depressed cuz they’re smarter?

quaint moss
modern bobcat
quaint moss
quartz ibex
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Or or or

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Hold up

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What would happen if ogryns learned to say

quaint moss
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ora ora ora (jojo)

quartz ibex
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“Fuck it we ball”

quartz ibex
quaint moss
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infinite wealth, yakuza

quartz ibex
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Kark it sah! We bah!

quaint moss
quartz ibex
fiery wave
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(And the one with it has a damaged one.)

jaunty path
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Farts

quaint moss
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simple, get a fixed one

fiery wave
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(It's fritzing his brain.)

quartz ibex
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Things on the atomian front we’re losing, the imperium decided to launch its last line of hope
. Insert the tank music

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freddy fazbear

quaint moss
quartz ibex
quaint moss
quartz ibex
quaint moss
quartz ibex
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Anyways breakfast is done, ima go eat. Baiii

quaint moss
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ight ima go win another maelstorm (thats what i was doing before this :0)

quartz ibex
lyric frigate
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gug

quaint moss
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also peak

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zealot is so easy and fun, ive won like the last 10 aurics ive done

ripe tangle
quaint moss
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didnt get the title since i died like 3 times

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XD

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but not the point

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maelstorms give levels hella fast, so simple, just win auric maelstorms

ripe tangle
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if you eat random bird eggs, will it give you invincibility or salmonella?

twin flower
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me with like lvl 300 weaps i havent used in maelstrom

ripe tangle
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or would the salmonella and possible parasites give you invincibility?

quaint moss
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though i have mastered 2 classes

twin flower
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i dont use mods either KEKW_ogryn

quaint moss
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OH xd

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like power level

twin flower
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i just use maelstrom to level up weaps arent lvl 30 yet

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ah yeah that one

quaint moss
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i thought you meant mastery

toxic surge
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Had the most random and somewhat toxic thing happen in my passed 2500 hours of playing. cued up for an Auric Maelstrom, joined an active game, was in the process of killing things in a pox gas modifier, got kicked after 2 of them died. 2-3 missions later, cued up again, got into a pre-game lobby, got asked if i was female since i play a female character, didnt take it seriously, got asked if i had a mic, didnt respond, got kicked, mind you these players were console players and new. teriderp blocked all 3 of them.

quaint moss
twin flower
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idk even know where the numbers come from, from that mod

forest moss
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omg 2day of backend error.. i frimly believe they down asia server during weekend

quaint moss
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but i have the weekly tokens that i can use to get a better varient for a better start on the mastery

twin flower
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people say i just buy low level weaps and sacrifice that

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but i couldnt be bothered KEKW_ogryn

quaint moss
twin flower
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weird

quaint moss
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anyways maelstorm time :3

twin flower
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kill ze heretics

quaint moss
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which also shows true havoc levels, it is very weird

quaint moss
tired steeple
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Hello

twin flower
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hola

nocturne bloom
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Dude stretching your wrist feels so good

delicate kite
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i wish activision owned darktide and warhammer ip

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i want to run around nicki minaj costume

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like dude dude getting eaten by beast of nurgle as nicki minaj is so lore friendly

fallen tree
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i used to have to do ulnar nerve exercises and it felt so relieving

tiny swift
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Dose Discord shove those discounts to you guys too?

twin flower
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need ones for my back pains

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what discounts

tiny swift
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I'm not going to buy nitro with 40% off, God I miss teamspeak

fallen tree
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the only back one i know is lay your head at a corner of your bed, and let your arms hang off the sides as far as they can go

twin flower
fallen tree
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not forced, but let them hang with gravity

twin flower
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like.. face up?

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huh

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might try

fallen tree
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looking at the ceiling yeah

delicate kite
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sticky surprise in yo face

wispy wadi
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No clue about the topic have these pillows

fallen tree
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a good pillow does a lot

twin flower
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i got like 6 pillows

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of varying sizes KEKW_ogryn

wispy wadi
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2 pillows 3 blankets and most of them just as side support or to feel like a burrito with layers

delicate kite
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5 pillows is meta

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sorry

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you just got declined from entering sleep havoc

twin flower
fallen tree
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i only have 1 pillow.. but i have a few plushies i rotate hugging with at night, so i dont fold on my wrists and fuck them up the next day

ripe tangle
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I should probably got to sleep soon

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It’s 04:39 here

twin flower
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the sun is almost up sistervampire lucia

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hurry

fallen tree
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idk how people can sleep that late, you gotta go slep

ripe tangle
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I got a couple hours still

twin flower
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gasp she didnt say no

ripe tangle
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so random question unrelated to darktide since it’s a good hour

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Yaknow Mermaids yeah?

How do they reproduce? Do they lay eggs like a fish? Do they menstruate? What do they do?

timid geyser
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Want a real answer

wispy wadi
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lower part fish

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so

twin flower
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they split off from another mermaid like an amoeba

wispy wadi
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the boring way

ripe tangle
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I always assumed they would like
 have an estrous cycle and birth out a baby similarly to like a dolphin

timid geyser
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Since they are fictional creatues they can reproduce basically however anyone wants them to.

fallen tree
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deepnds on the artists depiction of the mermaid i guess.

wispy wadi
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Like King Piccolo

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they puke up massive eggs

timid geyser
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using any sort of anatomy that makes sense or doesnt

twin flower
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zamn KEKW_ogryn

ripe tangle
timid geyser
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Its like uhhh the one alien from futurama

ripe tangle
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do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

twin flower
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i mean

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think of like centaurs i guess

wispy wadi
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The starfish bras? Actually facehuggers they throw on hosts

timid geyser
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There i think legit 1 male alien who gets mpreg

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in the series

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The one dating the asian girl

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assistant to the captain guy

ripe tangle
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wouldn’t wearing a bikini made of starfish actually be painful as fuck?

timid geyser
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Yeah

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Well

twin flower
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i mean, am guessing they can talk to the starfish to yknow

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let go

timid geyser
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I think if you used dead ones and smooth out the titty part

twin flower
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or that

ripe tangle
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but what if they used live Starfish lmao

timid geyser
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I think the little mermaid uses seashells

ripe tangle
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the teeth would make me squeamish ngl

timid geyser
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arnt they like

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bird teeth kind of

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or is that squid..

wispy wadi
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Squid got beaks

timid geyser
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Yeah

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got em mixed up

ripe tangle
timid geyser
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I fucking hate the ocean

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I legit cant even beat subnatica

twin flower
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resaonable phobia

ripe tangle
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have you ever seen Bigfin squid?

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they’re freaky

timid geyser
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I used to live on guam and guams one thing is its right on the mariana trench

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the deepest part of the ocean

trail bramble
lime temple
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is darktide not free on gamepass rn??

timid geyser
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I saw like...the beginning of it where it starts to go down

lime temple
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thought it always was

timid geyser
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never again q.q

twin flower
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spoopy

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sounds kinda cool tho

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but spoopy

ripe tangle
timid geyser
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I think I saw a shark

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that was enough

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i didnt need anything else

trail bramble
timid geyser
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Tbh its not really the stuff tho its preatty spooky its just the Blackness

twin flower
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when we havent even mapped 100% of our own oceans yet lmao

timid geyser
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Just its void

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darkness you cannot see the bottom of

trail bramble
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unless you have a particular fear of people from Guam

timid geyser
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well fuck you up

marsh iris
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i want to see darkness' bottom

timid geyser
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Close your eyes

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thats what it looked like looking down into it

twin flower
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i want to explore the ocean depths

timid geyser
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like its freaky cause its actualy devoid of light

ripe tangle
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Guam’s people aren’t scary, but Guam’s remoteness is a bit unnerving, you have an island in the Pacific that’s smaller than GTA’s Map, surrounded by hundreds of miles in all directions it’s just Ocean

marsh iris
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i always imagine a huge eyeball might appear underneathe the darkness of the ocean

ripe tangle
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to me that’s a bit unnerving

twin flower
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grab a flashlight chadgryn

timid geyser
twin flower
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yeah i know KEKW_ogryn lightening the mood

timid geyser
twin flower
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still tho

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last unexplored frontier on earth, what do you think we'll find down there KEKW_ogryn

ripe tangle
trail bramble
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also a lot of cool new species of crab

timid geyser
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The only news that happens on guam is

twin flower
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le croob

timid geyser
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north korea threatens to bomb it once a year

twin flower
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didn't we like find

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a new species of sea snails

timid geyser
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Cause its a US territory XD

ripe tangle
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anyway it’s almost 5 in the morning and I need to get in bed before sun up

twin flower
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just living down there as well

ripe tangle
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so goodnight everyone

quaint moss
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yet another maelstrom win

twin flower
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gn sister vampire lucia

quaint moss
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it is 6am

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and i shall game

twin flower
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le goom

fallen tree
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goog night

prisma cypress
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le goon

quaint moss
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goog goggins

prisma cypress
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Non binary slenderman be like “collect my pronouns”

twin flower
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god and mog

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lmao

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genderman

fallen tree
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slenderman has been out so long, the only thing i think of now is the slenderman murders

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especially since that girl got released recently

prisma cypress
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Offenderman

fallen tree
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and then re arrested? or something

twin flower
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wuh?

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i thought slenderman like the game

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theres an actual dude named slenderman out there? KEKW_ogryn

prisma cypress
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Slendermans gay cousin be like ILikeMenderman

fallen tree
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there were 2 girls who lead a third girl into the woods to murder, in the name of slenderman

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like 10 years ago

twin flower
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Oh

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wait really? lmao

fallen tree
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yeah its real

quaint moss
twin flower
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fuck is wrong with kids man KEKW_ogryn

fallen tree
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google probably has all the details you want

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or not want

prisma cypress
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Everything

quartz ibex
quaint moss
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slendy man made me hit the gritty OFFICER I SWEAR

quartz ibex
twin flower
quartz ibex
fallen tree
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playing halo 2 way too late used to be crazy. idk

quaint moss
quartz ibex
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Ofc it was in wisconsin ffs

twin flower
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lmao

quartz ibex
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Casual sunday stroll in wisconsin be like ig

twin flower
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christ

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19 stab wounds?

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dear lawd

fallen tree
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thinking slender man is real be like

prisma cypress
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Ain’t shit in Wisconsin

twin flower
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Its from a creepypasta

fallen tree
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yeah the case is kinda fucked, all memes aside

prisma cypress
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Just green

twin flower
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but idk if its real real

quartz ibex
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Those girls did my boy slenderman dirty

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He still cant revive his rep after it

fallen tree
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rip slendy 🙏

prisma cypress
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Agendaman be like “collect my plans”

twin flower
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Oof

quartz ibex
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The creepypasta and the arg was pretty good tho

twin flower
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so the 2 lil girls are like out now huh

quartz ibex
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THEY’RE OUT?

twin flower
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well i guess they aint lil no more but KEKW_ogryn

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according to that wiki lmao

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2021 and 2025

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they got different sentences looks like

quartz ibex
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Damn

fallen tree
# quartz ibex THEY’RE OUT?

not only is one out, one was on police bodycam recently (approx 1 year ish) being caught up in the law again. breaking ankle monitor probation or whatever

prisma cypress
quartz ibex
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The girl survived even with 19 stab wounds

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Damn

twin flower
quartz ibex
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I guess thats what the indomitable human spirit is

prisma cypress
twin flower
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Y'all fuck KEKW_ogryn

quartz ibex
prisma cypress
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Fuck you say chadgryn

twin flower
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white peepol are terrifying

quartz ibex
fallen tree
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im glad i brought more light to it. yeah, one of them is on bail but might be rovoked now

prisma cypress
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Fooken Birmingham

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Birmingham is a fooken shithole

quartz ibex
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Anyways

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Like how is a person stupid enough

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That you go out into the woods to sacrifice someone to slendy

prisma cypress
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Aye man he told them

fallen tree
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the danger of kids on the internet /s

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some just shouldnt

prisma cypress
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Give more people unfiltered access to the internet

quartz ibex
twin flower
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or just give more internet literacy to young'uns

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i dont think you can stop them anyhow

quartz ibex
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Its just a gamble

lusty estuary
quartz ibex
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The old wild west the internet was is gone anyways

twin flower
quartz ibex
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Its a creepypasta

prisma cypress
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Once I found out what 4chan was at the ripe age of 9 it was game over

quartz ibex
fallen tree
twin flower
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i meant more liek teach them that not everything on the internet is real KEKW_ogryn

prisma cypress
quartz ibex
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Ehh makes sense

prisma cypress
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Negates the debuff

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We dont own basements

quartz ibex
prisma cypress
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I don’t even think homes can legally have basements in California

quartz ibex
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Mamdanistan is peak

twin flower
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they still prefer newspapers and radios

quartz ibex
prisma cypress
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Like food

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And Mexicans

quartz ibex
twin flower
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just those 2 things? KEKW_ogryn

prisma cypress
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And Homeless people

lusty estuary
prisma cypress
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They’re chill asf ngl

quartz ibex
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Mamdanistan solos

lusty estuary
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older californian houses have like special smaller basements

tired steeple
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I’m california

fallen tree
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are people still rebuilding their homes in LA

tired steeple
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The whole state

fallen tree
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after the fires

lusty estuary
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woke devil.

prisma cypress
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California also has cool ass white surfer dudes they dope asf at the beach

tired steeple
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I wouldn’t be surprised

twin flower
tired steeple
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That shit was bad

prisma cypress
twin flower
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oof

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how long has it been since that fire tho

prisma cypress
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There’s one rn

twin flower
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in LA

tired steeple
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LA

fallen tree
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it was in summer for them i think? 6 months or more

tired steeple
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Wait what’s going in rn

prisma cypress
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There’s literally fires all the time in Cali

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One was like a mile from me yesterday

tired steeple
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Yeah if it’s 6 months of fire they’re probably still rebuilding houses

quartz ibex
tired steeple
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Mostly China

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Japan and Korea weren’t ludicrous with their death tolls

quartz ibex
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Cali is hell

tired steeple
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They were still high

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But not

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China high

fallen tree
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japan kinda fucked china thats why

lusty estuary
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korea kicked japans ass that one time

tired steeple
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I forgot about that

quartz ibex
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Wha?

prisma cypress
#

Ming dynasty confrontation
-236,784,195,375 dead
-47 species extinct
-1 planet erased
-4 continents created

fallen tree
#

china tiktokers also created

quartz ibex
prisma cypress
#

Killed so many people the fucking co2 dropped

timid geyser
quartz ibex
prisma cypress
#

Then china gets fractured into like 50 damn empires in one

#

Every 200 years or something

quartz ibex
#

Imagine having your empire collapse cuz of chineese 🐈

twin flower
#

shiih

lusty estuary
#

I wish genghis khan didn't directly and indirectly kill so many people because within the context of where he lived and what was going on he was an insanely revolutionary leader

quartz ibex
prisma cypress
#

Mongolians?

quartz ibex
#

Throat singing people

prisma cypress
#

Why everytime Chinese wanna build a wall you Mongolians take it down

quartz ibex
prisma cypress
#

I fucking love that skit from South Park 😭

twin flower
#

south park dont give a fuck bruh

#

im suddenly reminded of that one episode they did about world war z

#

but instead of zombies its just..

#

colored people

quartz ibex
twin flower
#

yeah that was funny tho ngl

#

but still whack

quartz ibex
#

They know how to do dark humor well

#

This goes for both ways btw

timid geyser
#

The difficulty meter thing is a pretty woke joke

lusty estuary
#

shark humor

quartz ibex
#

Imagine collapsing an empire for some Chinese girl pus

prisma cypress
quartz ibex
#

Mongolians be crazy

lusty estuary
#

bull shark? I hardly know her

prisma cypress
quartz ibex
#

I miss karktide


quaint moss
twin flower
#

who?

quaint moss
twin flower
#

lemon shorks are chill

quartz ibex
twin flower
#

Never played it chadgryn

quartz ibex
#

One of the best games

quartz ibex
twin flower
#

not a big fan of QtE's in games

timid geyser
#

Detroit Racism is bad but with robots

quartz ibex
visual vortex
#

I hate robots

quartz ibex
quartz ibex
#

more clankerrr hate

visual vortex
twin flower
#

robutts

visual vortex
#

I rlly wanna just sit on my fat ass and let the game play itself

quaint moss
visual vortex
#

Too bad qtes exist and ruin my nap tjme

twin flower
quaint moss
#

its really worth the time

#

i didnt play it

visual vortex
#

At least in derktide i can fall asleep because game so easy

quaint moss
#

since its a story game

visual vortex
#

I never die

twin flower
#

i have one yt'er i know play it but i like stop somewhere

quartz ibex
# quaint moss literally

Connors storyline was the best, hank is the greatest human in the game. Kara was ehh but marcus felt like a damn revulotion

twin flower
#

and forget to pick it up again

quaint moss
#

i hit one too many barrels

visual vortex
#

Barrels are rhe scariest enemy in the game

quartz ibex
quaint moss
visual vortex
#

They either slightly inconvenience you or make you fly 50 meters into the air and off a ledge to your death

quartz ibex
visual vortex
#

Or they can be rlly annoying and slightly bounce you

twin flower
#

i remember my streak beign ruined cuz of a fucking barrel

#

instant death

#

reeeee

visual vortex
#

Worse than crushers and maulers

twin flower
#

abysmal even

visual vortex
#

Explosive barrels are the best competent team check

quaint moss
#

more rat bites đŸ—Łïž

#

@quartz ibex also i won that maelstorm

quartz ibex
#

HELL YEAH

quartz ibex
quaint moss
#

i gave him the stupid drug

quaint moss
visual vortex
twin flower
#

"the hell happened?"

visual vortex
#

The smelter one?

twin flower
#

barrels

quaint moss
modern bobcat
#

Nearly a brand new keybord and my A key doesn't work on every other press

#

meanwhile my 8 yer old keyboard is fine

visual vortex
#

None of my keys work

#

Because i ate them all and use the small rubber things underneath

modern bobcat
#

I got this new MSI keyboard with a new gaming laptop in June :X

twin flower
#

old things just refusing to die moment

lusty estuary
#

what kinda keyboard is it

modern bobcat
#

My old steelseries keyboard from 2015 is still fine

#

New one is a MSI Forge GK300

#

Got it boxed with a brnd new gaming mouse

lusty estuary
#

oh that's why

#

literal actual garbage in a box

quaint moss
modern bobcat
#

I bought an MSI Katana 15 B13V last year in June and got these as part of a deal

#

The Katana laptop also has issues I never had with my old Acer Nitro

civic otter
modern bobcat
#

Weird electronic sound glitch when too many sounds playing at once, like hving a Youtube guide playing in background while having a game lt-tabbed

quartz ibex
modern bobcat
#

Really unimpressed with MSI 🙁

modern bobcat
quartz ibex
#

“This vexes me”

civic otter
lusty estuary
#

a lot of keyboard mouse budget bundles are tech waste especially in MSI's case

modern bobcat
lusty estuary
#

their forge series is notoriously bad

#

I'm sorry.

modern bobcat
#

Not your fault

#

I wish I'd researched better

#

I used to read PC Powerplay hrdware reviews every month, when mgazines were still a thing

#

Now I just hve to guess

lusty estuary
#

this is just how name brands get you unfortunately

#

cuz keyboards are daunting and even some of the more expensive ones don't necessarily equate to them being good quality

#

I had luck with uhh

modern bobcat
#

One good thing in Aus t least is tht I'm covered by warrnty

lusty estuary
#

red dragon I think they're called

modern bobcat
#

So I may be able to get refund or store credit

analog marsh
#

I have a MSI monitor, 1440p, 180hz, 10bit colour.

Got it last year and it is pretty similar to my old Acer monitor that died, although the stand is a lot more robust, less monitor shake if I bump the desk. Only came with 1 dead pixel that I basically can't notice unless there's a white screen as well, so that was lucky.

lusty estuary
#

I think my red dragon keyboard was like $50~60 and it's pretty good for a cheaper keyboard

#

the switches are good at least

modern bobcat
#

I just wish I could find good mechnical keybord tht isn't fucking lit up with bright rainbow LEDs

#

I can't even turn the LEDs off on this one

lusty estuary
#

unicomp

analog marsh
lusty estuary
#

unicomp keyboards are top tier but they're also absurdly expensive

thick fog
modern bobcat
#

I don't know when gming peripheries had to become shiny sparkly bullshit like I'm in a gaming arcade in the 90s

lusty estuary
#

it's a customization thing mainly

analog marsh
#

My logitect keyboard has RGB, but it can be disabled (I have it on low brightness so I can see the keys at night).

modern bobcat
#

Streamerfication :X

lusty estuary
#

and a way to force you to download bloatware

#

you can download this keyboards proprietary software to make the RGB lights go in a wave instead of a swirl

#

I guess in the case of keyboards it can be nice to have a backlight

#

though unless you truly struggle with typing its still probably pointless

analog marsh
modern bobcat
#

It's so childish

analog marsh
fallen tree
#

flashy baubles, more money

#

easy

lusty estuary
#

that is probably the main reason

modern bobcat
#

Like, wwhen Veteran is recon lasgun spamming in my lobby and a Smite Psyker is jizzing lightning everywhere

lusty estuary
#

the RGB lights can be counted under an additional feature and thus increase the price

fallen tree
#

rgb? more like +$10

modern bobcat
#

I don't also need my mouse to be blasting my eyes

#

with rainbows

lusty estuary
#

I do

fallen tree
#

does your ram need rbg tho

lusty estuary
#

how will I know when I'm about to fat finger one of my MMO keys if I'm not being blinded by lights

fallen tree
#

i heard the ram spirits add more if you have rgb

#

mmo mouse for mmo keys, also has rgb. you need it to parse mythic obviously

lusty estuary
#

the rgb on ram attracts more ram into the computer like an angler fish

#

the demons we trap in silicon to make our computers run can't resist it

#

applied daemonology would fall apart if we didn't have RGB peripherals and towers with screens

fallen tree
#

you're most likely right. my audio demon has been trapped in old speakers for 20 years

#

because if it aint broke, dont fix it

#

but i tell you he is begging for an upgrade

modern bobcat
visual vortex
fallen tree
lusty estuary
#

my grandpappy was a software engineer before the advent of turtle beach headsets and razer keyboards and he died because he didn't have these necessary tools

modern bobcat
#

nd we've never recovered

fallen tree
#

rip john razor and turtle m. beach

#

true pioneers

#

couldnt raid with you, but i cannot raid without you 💔

stable orbit
#

Im playing missions with someone and they're getting 60k and im getting 20k what am I doing wrong😭

twin flower
#

60k dockets?

modern bobcat
stable orbit
quaint moss
visual vortex
#

Im letting you know

#

It's rlly easy

#

đŸ€™

quaint moss
#

anyways back to maelstorms

stable orbit
quaint moss
#

won another

visual vortex
stable orbit
#

We have the same multipliers if any

visual vortex
#

❀

stable orbit
#

Beginners luck

quaint moss
visual vortex
#

Im your grandmother

#

And mother

quaint moss
#

actually outlast trials time

visual vortex
#

And the father too

astral basin
#

Man. Im constantly hit with the urge to quote crazy earl working in retail like i do

#

Whatchu wont? Just buy somethin n getit over with

sterile lantern
#

yo im like new to the game is there anyone down to play? this game seems hella fun

obtuse oak
sterile lantern
astral basin
#

Welcome to dt btw

sterile lantern
# astral basin Welcome to dt btw

big warhammer fan since space marine 2, been tryna play more of the games, last game i played was warhammer battlemarch on the 360 lol

faint isle
#

It could be similar issue if you have E-cores in your CPU

formal mortar
#

Is an e-core like an e-girl?

faint isle
#

Im too much of a boomer to know what e-girl is, or a femboy

#

But probably not

formal mortar
#

Ah. OK. Back to drinking bubble tea

faint isle
#

Nor do i drink bubble tea, sounds too millenial

modern bobcat
faint isle
#

(((ive seen some asian bubble tea joints around, never tried)))

faint isle
modern bobcat
faint isle
#

Do Ctrl+alt+del and check Performance and CPU part

modern bobcat
#

Intel Core i7-13620H

faint isle
#

Yeah so you do have E-cores then as its 13th gen

#

Id guess its most likely related to them going efficiency mode and causing that noise

arctic escarp
astral basin
#

“Sounds too millennial”

faint isle
#

Download Process Lasso and set whatever is the thing causing those noises into mode that doesnt make it go asleep

modern bobcat
#

Interesting, do you know an easy fix or work around? I thought it might be this Nahimic Driver thing as I've never used tht before

astral basin
#

“Bubble tea reminds me too much of that avocado toast mess.”

#

Lmao

modern bobcat
#

Asked and answered as I typed chadgryn

obtuse oak
modern bobcat
faint isle
#

If your alt+tabbed youtube is making the noise, then set your web browser.exe to have efficiency mode OFF

#

Solves it

#

In process lasso

obtuse oak
#

Darktide is definitely very fun. Don't be afraid to just queue for missions by yourself if you can't find people to play with on the discord. It might be a little rough with people who also don't know what they're doing at first but if you keep levelling and climbing the difficulties you'll find better randoms and the game is very fun even with them

modern bobcat
#

Gen Z will put Matcha in everything, especially places it doesn't belong

astral basin
#

NGL I love some chai

arctic escarp
modern bobcat
#

I'm surprised there are no gen Z matcha colon rinses

obtuse oak
#

Gen Z are prudes about their buttholes, that's why

sterile lantern
astral basin
obtuse oak
astral basin
obtuse oak
#

That's what we like to hear, reject

fiery wave
obtuse oak
#

The Emperor Protects

arctic escarp
faint isle
#

One of my favourite teas is black "Indian Chai" one, but id never mix good green matcha in it

modern bobcat
#

FS pls delete went to the trouble of making all those Absolute Cinema tide stickers

faint isle
#

Different temps for those too

modern bobcat
#

and nobodyu is using them

obtuse oak
#

I'm all about that bergamot earl grey

astral basin
#

The Emperor protects

obtuse oak
#

Or empress grey

#

Mmm delicious

modern bobcat
#

I just drink builder's tea

#

strong, milk, two sugars

#

8 cups a day

faint isle
modest flume
faint isle
#

But if i want something tastier, then its good quality chai

round mica
obtuse oak
round mica
#

O

hidden whale
#

I spam tf out of coffee and tea

#

I have to remember to drink water cause theyre both too good

modern bobcat
astral basin
hidden whale
#

NO MORE ABSOLUTE

astral basin
hidden whale
modern bobcat
obtuse oak
astral basin
hidden whale
#

@fiery wave we had a truce you monster

obtuse oak
#

At work I drink cappuccino because we have a good machine and it's free

faint isle
#

My body doesnt handle some acid or whatever in coffee

#

So i just drink tea

astral basin
#

Karien the Betrayer

obtuse oak
#

Fair enough

fiery wave
modern bobcat
faint isle
#

Like cup of coffee goes straight through my body so i have to pee quickly, and it smells weird and my veins in eyes pop and i get jittery

#

(not to be confused with hivescum talent)

astral basin
hidden whale
#

I just wanted to post hornetgun ;.;

modern bobcat
#

I don't put any sugar in coffee because the cocoa on a cappucino sweetens it enough

obtuse oak
#

Agreed

#

Love the scene in AC2 of Ezio trying coffee for the first time and frowning "this needs milk."

#

So true king

fiery wave
modern bobcat
#

Depends on the coffee culture

#

One of the nice things about American coffee is you cn make it fairly strong in French press and then add a small amount of half n half

astral basin
#

Idk. I add a lil cream of some kind
Sometimes spruce for cold foam
But otherwise? 85% black coffee
Plain tea too. But i dont think i make it strong tbw

obtuse oak
modern bobcat
#

Hank out here abusing image posting privileges

#

Making us jelly

hidden whale
#

is to do them all

obtuse oak
#

You had your chance

fiery wave
#

I just think is funny to make my coffee look like tea.

hidden whale
#

I like black, black with sugar, black with half and half, half milk half coffee, lattes with sugary flavors

astral basin
#

Moooooodssss we got admin aboooooosss

thick fog
fiery wave
modern bobcat
obtuse oak
#

I think the coffee thing happens in Venice

hidden whale
#

coffee with half milk, half black half milk half sugar, half and half and half

obtuse oak
#

Been a long time since I've actually played that game lol

modern bobcat
modern bobcat
obtuse oak
#

Honestly the facial animations were ahead of their time

#

Still holds up

modern bobcat
#

I'll never get those moments of my life back

#

When I'm 80 and on my deathbed

obtuse oak
modern bobcat
#

I'll be wishing I hadn't collected those feathers

astral basin
#

Ezio flaunting the rich pretty boi background

obtuse oak
modern bobcat
#

Hard work is its own reward

obtuse oak
#

That said, collecting the sea shanties in black flag was infinitely better

obtuse oak
#

No wait it's "duty is its own reward" that I'm hearing

#

Probably from DoW

brazen pelican
astral basin
#

Hmmm
 mozzie stix
 no manira


#

Hmmm

delicate kite
#

STICKY SURPRISE

fiery wave
modern bobcat
#

DOW 2 was a lot of fun

obtuse oak
#

Last Stand my beloved

#

Hive Tyrant my beloved

fiery wave
civic otter
#

AAAARGHHH

delicate kite
#

i wish they finally make dawn of war 3

outer tartan
#

Redemptor Dreadnought my belovid.

civic otter
fiery wave
#

Absolutely a pain to play since I'm usually playing at 500 ping to some random with the extreme delays I get.

obtuse oak
#

Farseer was too big brain for me

#

Sorcerer was also a struggle

fiery wave
obtuse oak
#

Hive Tyrant and obviously Tau Commander because fuuuuck that thing was strong

#

Those were my homies

astral basin
#

Wish i was born in a more creatively vulgar area
Using “JESUS CHRIST” and “fuckin hell” is always weird in hindsight

hidden whale
astral basin
hidden whale
#

just make it yourself, marinana is braindead easy. onions, garlic, crushed tomatos, basil, salt

#

done

arctic tapir
#

What is the diff between the Bolt Pistol and the Spearhead? just different flavours of the same thing?

astral basin
#

Hah

#

Haha

fiery wave
arctic tapir
fiery wave
obtuse oak
astral basin
#

Assuming i can cook
Or know how to buy ingredients on my lonesome

obtuse oak
#

Biggest differences are magazine capacity, handling, and blessing selection.

fiery wave
obtuse oak
#

Pistol has half the bullets but draws and reloads faster. Good for quickly whipping out and taking out two or three Specialists. The boltgun draws and reloads slower but can snipe just as well and in addition it can fire all 15 of its bolt rounds in full auto hipfire

#

If you just need to shit out damage ASAP, accept no substitute.

astral basin
#

Boltor feels like it wants to take your shoulder off
Bolt pistol breaks your wrist, but has a fire rate to make it seem reasonable. Like an angry revolver in other games

modern bobcat
steady dome
#

Good day gamers

#

Wait, this isn't the Fortnite server

fair bridge
fair bridge
wooden creek
fair bridge
#

@hidden whale boil you in a pot of unsalted water

hidden whale
#

no pls add salt and oil otherwise the sauce wont stick 😭

fair bridge
gaunt palm
#

hey does darktide run on Linux?

quaint moss
#

my names robert

#

im a bitch

#

name is robert

gaunt palm
#

I'm a bitch who's name is Robert

quaint moss
#

got no hopes, got no dreams

#

and a tiny lil

somber viper
#

guys i need at least 1 guys to help me do a penance on psyker who is up for the challenge ? (europe)

rocky radish
#

it might help to explain what the penance is

amber delta
#

the penance is send me all of your life savings

fiery wave
#

I would help if I wasn't just woozy from hunger from being denied food because someone got mad.

rocky radish
fiery wave
rocky radish
#

bots won't get in the way?

arctic tapir
#

Ask in the Psyker chat they are usually helpful

#

And the bots don't really do too much damage in my experience

fiery wave
rocky radish
#

lol true

arctic tapir
#

I'm guessing that the dump stat on the shredder autopistol is collateral consider it has no splash damage (that I know of)

civic otter
#

Had a damage stim on me

#

If i had EP too it wouldve been funny overkill

fiery wave
civic otter
#

Oh definitely

#

FATSHARRKKKK

#

GIVE ME VERMINTIDE SOLO PLAY AND BOT CUSTOMIZATION

#

AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSS

round mica
#

Fatshark

#

Refresh the slopshop once a week

#

And the remaining fraction of my soul may be yours

#

The ancient demons below my bed are weirdly interested on it

#

And the rest I sold to other companies for more slop

twin flower
#

sloop

#

slave to the goop gods

lusty estuary
#

what're you doing if you wake up on the sloop

frosty moss
#

thumbsup_ogryn s

round mica
# twin flower slave to the goop gods

I am a slave to my girlfriend and the dark shadows in the corner of my room that watch me play darktide for 8 hours straight and they're growing worried about my health

#

Anyways

#

Sukuna looks insane in the new Jujutsu Kaisen intro

#

Holy fuck

frosty moss
#

the way that sound

frosty moss
twin flower
#

im the type that waits til its finished cuz i just sit thru any anime i get into

round mica
twin flower
#

is it spoilers

round mica
#

No

round mica
twin flower
#

blud looks breedable

#

hey thats my line

round mica
#

Great minds think alike

frosty moss
round mica
#

Going to watch the rest of Pariah Nexus today

#

Episode 1 was very cool

#

Made me want to learn more about necrons lore

twin flower
#

is that the one about the Sister and the Salamander

round mica
twin flower
#

How many eps did that have i cant remembah

round mica
#

I really liked the fucking dodge the Ultramarine does on the deathmark necrons

round mica
twin flower
#

ya boi Brutus

round mica
twin flower
round mica
#

Its fucking insane

twin flower
#

KEKW_ogryn well

#

i actually didnt notice that đŸ€”

lusty estuary
#

once you finish pariah nexus i'd recommend immediately watching the first episode of the tithes because it's a follow up and also extremely good

round mica
round mica
#

Then I'll watch the Blood Angels one

lusty estuary
#

one of the few bits of marine writing that actually tries to have them give some introspection into what they are and what they've thrown away

round mica
twin flower
#

Femtodes

lusty estuary
#

the space marines do NOT know sign language

round mica
lusty estuary
#

that is the primary and most important take away from the tithes

round mica
lusty estuary
#

it's so fucking funny

round mica
#

It's so fucking funny

delicate kite
#

STICKY SURPRISE

round mica
#

Bruh

lusty estuary
#

hey.

#

don't steal my flow.

round mica
#

We typed it the exact same way too

#

What the hell

twin flower
#

is it echoing in here KEKW_ogryn