general-chat

[arctic escarp]

getting a DLC centered around her is crazy dawg

[light heron]

DAWG, HE WAS IN THE ARMORY--
JUST MAKE HIM A CUTE, GENUINE AUTISTIC GUN NUT.

[blazing ibex]

Combat knife still has its place with scum

But ya shivs are generally more practical.

[quaint moss]

never finished a mass effect game. game franchise kinda just reminds me of the xbox 360 era nowadays

[lusty estuary]

judy is a good character and the things you do in her romance path are good but also it comes off poorly because you're doing this in the lowest point of her life

her significant other killed herself in her bathroom and you're just coming on really strong

[gilded socket]

Shoot me then

[arctic escarp]

yea its appaling that Bioware whos known for making progressive stuff....ended up writing Jacob

[gloomy void]

Genuinely if they didn’t do the cheating plot he would be ok. Btw they had to do that plot because THEY FORGOT HE WAS A ROMANCE OPTION and had to make a last minute plot shitfuckening for it

[fossil oasis]

Shivs are best melee for a shiv rampage build imo

They're fun and also incredibly good

[arctic escarp]

rebound stories type sh

[nimble crystal]

I dont think Jacob was that bad. Bland, sure, but not terrible

[fossil oasis]

Also the mobility on them is nice

Not mob stat just general mobility

[arctic escarp]

kinda like romancing Jaheira after her husband was killed 💀

[gloomy void]

Here’s a tough question. Bar Wyll name a black companion in a popular video game that is both well written and romancable

It’s sad how little representation there is

[quaint moss]

quick i am to shiv, would have more power if i was a prisoner or british

[blazing ibex]

Wouldn't shivs be the only option for a shiv rampage build?

[nimble crystal]

SHADOWHEART 4EVA

[fossil oasis]

I just mean a rampage build

[arctic escarp]

yea I cant name anyone and its unfortunate

[light heron]

Literally a gun nut idea is the only idea in my head to at least make him interesting, too.
Let hum rant and demonstrate the guns you craft.
Talk about their history for world building!
Have plutonic questions as dialogue or romantic cheesy puns or quips!
Something!

I gotta write it as fan fic now!

:T

[arctic escarp]

wish we couldve gotten Vivienne from DAI a romance option man

[fossil oasis]

I'm not sober rn, my ability to form coherent thoughts isn't all the way there

[quaint moss]

[blazing ibex]

It's okay, I'm just being pedantic.

[arctic escarp]

I support this

[gloomy void]

Idk what that means

To smurt for me

[fossil oasis]

Just finished my last drink in the 10 pack I bought earlier

No more alcohol

[hazy kestrel]

As a boring non-drinker, does alcohol even taste any good?

[blazing ibex]

Overly fixated on minor details.

[fossil oasis]

Depends what you're drinking but yeah alcohol can taste good

[nimble crystal]

It tastes awful your first few times.

[fossil oasis]

I tend to stick to fruity ciders and then gin

[gloomy void]

It would also be neat from a game design standpoint to have the guy who gives you all the biology lore and the guy who gives you all the gun lore to be literally on the left and right side of your meeting room

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, neato.

[fossil oasis]

Also cocktails can be good

[tired steeple]

Hello

[quaint moss]

unless its wine from my personal experience

[fossil oasis]

Overpriced at most bars but good

[gloomy void]

(I know what it means)

But i am still stupid

[arctic escarp]

is wild that never drinking once and you'll get called a weirdo for it 💀

[quaint moss]

mmmm soju

[tired steeple]

Beer? Tastes like shit

[arctic escarp]

like damn fuck me for never experienceing hangovers in my life ig

[lusty estuary]

you have to get used to the strong taste of alcohol for a lot of drinks but once you do most are pretty good

[blazing ibex]

Those people are goobers.

[tired steeple]

But there are drinks that taste good

[nimble crystal]

If I started drinking it would be wine, vodka, and rum

[strong quarry]

Hi everyone. It’s been a year or so since playing and Im seeing new content. Do people still look for groups for early game havoc?

[lusty estuary]

there are some that are less overpowering than others

[nimble crystal]

But I've made a religious choice not to drink.

[arctic escarp]

youre the goober!!

[lusty estuary]

A lot of desert wines are just sweet out of the gate

[blazing ibex]

They do.

[gloomy void]

I get called boring for not drinking. I lowkey hate new years because my DMs are friends or mutuals drunk. texting me. Like leave me the fuck alone

[hazy kestrel]

Mood

[light heron]

I don't wanna maaald--
But I am--
At WORK!

Literally if I had a mod team, I'd unmake and remake Jacob and his fine ass in his entirety.

[gloomy void]

Drunk people always find a way to make a sober person miserable

[blazing ibex]

Woah what did I do? 😭

[arctic escarp]

yea everyones drinking on new year and Im like

[fossil oasis]

Yeah all beer is mid basically. Fruity ciders are good though. Fruity beer is actually quite nice too

[tired steeple]

Yeah

I had uhh

[arctic escarp]

oh wow good for yall ig

[lusty estuary]

spiked drinks are also usually fine but it depends

[tired steeple]

A buzzball

Chocolate vodka or something?

[jaunty path]

Im gonna kill u

[tired steeple]

I enjoyed it

[fossil oasis]

Not a fan of the chocolate buzzball tbh

[arctic escarp]

my fault og

[fossil oasis]

Also vodka just doesn't agree with me

[arctic escarp]

I misread 💀

[blazing ibex]

You know what's tasty alcohol?

A good mead.

[tired steeple]

I might have the strawberry ones since no one’s drank them yet

[lusty estuary]

I do nothing but drink bacardi black

[fossil oasis]

I nearly always end up with a hangover after a couple vodkas

[gloomy void]

And literally the next day half of them are like “I shouldn’t have done that. Something bad happened” NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[tired steeple]

I like mead with juniper berries mixed in skyrim intro guy voice

[lusty estuary]

I'm a big fan of dark rums

[fossil oasis]

Never tried bacardi black, don't even think we have it where I work

[jaunty path]

Yeah that's a lot lmfao

[blazing ibex]

I am a slut for honey alcohol.

[tired steeple]

I tried… coffee bear once

It was

[somber stream]

Mead?

[fossil oasis]

We have Morgans dark and Kraken but that's literally the only dark rum we have

[tired steeple]

Awful

*beer

[gloomy void]

I am a slut

[nimble crystal]

You're probably making the smart decision

[somber stream]

Mead are based

[tired steeple]

Oh is mead made with honey

[fossil oasis]

Like Mead? I've heard good things about Mead

[blazing ibex]

Ye

[somber stream]

Yeah

[lusty estuary]

I'm a few steps removed from a pirate my primary drink of choice is usually gonna be rum

[tired steeple]

Shit that sounds awesome

I gotta try it

[lusty estuary]

lets all start drinking grog

[quaint moss]

I am alcohol

[misty linden]

Is it my impression or are talents in this game very nerdy (but on far negative side of spectrum)?

[somber stream]

It's addicting, mind

[quaint moss]

and alpharius

[blazing ibex]

It's the alcohol for people that don't like the taste of alcohol tbh

[lusty estuary]

water down captain morgan and have a bad time

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[blazing ibex]

Like it's there.

[quaint moss]

couldn't a said it better

[tired steeple]

Would you rather drink 5 bottles of beer or 5 bottles of prime

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, it's weird tho because if I drink an equivalent amount of gin as I would vodka, i'm usually fine even tho they're typically the same ABV/Proof

[blazing ibex]

But mead really tones down the actual alcohol taste.

[tired steeple]

I’d go with beer since prime tastes like urine

[gloomy void]

Anyone who unironically likes the taste of alcohol is either a pathological liar or their taste buds eroded years ago

[lusty estuary]

5 bottles of beer

[misty linden]

Like I've played a few "Excel" games and they're much more fun than Darktide to do builds etc..

[blazing ibex]

Beer. Don't even need to debate that.

[lusty estuary]

I like coors gold

[blazing ibex]

At least I know what beer will do to me.

[light heron]

Emprah says water keeps out da' kidney rocks.
So's I chug it!

[gloomy void]

Is suicide an option?

[quaint moss]

i would rather drink thick water, than prime

[tired steeple]

Sure why not

There are days where I drink a ludicrous amount of water

[blazing ibex]

I'd rather drink marmite than prime.

[tired steeple]

6-8 cups a day

Not a day

[arctic escarp]

neither

[tired steeple]

In some days

[fossil oasis]

5 Beers. At least I know what that's doing to my body. Fuck prime

[tired steeple]

Most days I have around 3-4

[quaint moss]

did the emperor smoke reefer

[tired steeple]

But god sometimes I’m like “yep time for 8”

[fossil oasis]

I have a 2.2 litre bottle of water on my desk at all times

[gloomy void]

“Ludicrous amount”

Recommended amount

😭

[light heron]

At least once, definitely.

[blazing ibex]

I know I'm gonna tonight. B)

[lusty estuary]

lets all start drinking historical beer

[tired steeple]

Fine I’ll have 12

[arctic escarp]

aaah

[gloomy void]

That’s better

[arctic escarp]

alcoholism

[tired steeple]

Wasn’t there a king that died from drinking too much water

[lusty estuary]

thick porridge consistency

[blazing ibex]

You know it's recommended to drink like

[light heron]

Oh.
I'm slacking then.
Go through, like... three big cups.

[blazing ibex]

A gallon a day, right?

Many people don't do that.

But yeah.

[fossil oasis]

2 litres a day

Use real units of measurement

Not made up american ones

[nimble crystal]

There was a king who died after drinking coffee

[hazy kestrel]

Can you convert this to freedom units?

[blazing ibex]

I don't think I will. 🗽

[fossil oasis]

Hence why I keep a 2.2 litre bottle on my desk

[gloomy void]

I thrive on fizzy drinks. My body is a temple. It’s just an abandoned temple that got demolished and left to erode

[fossil oasis]

100 cheeseburgers of water

[tired steeple]

I drink a lot of tea

[quaint moss]

same, if i got any left

[gloomy void]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[fossil oasis]

You shouldn't be drinkin that much soda

[blazing ibex]

Hit the weed pipe.
And then jump straight into a Havoc 40

[fossil oasis]

Drink some actual fucking water

[somber stream]

Have you ever had such a good stretch that you moaned a bit in public

[tired steeple]

Sometimes

Not often

[blazing ibex]

Let Big E take the wheel.

[tired steeple]

But sometimes

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet.

[gloomy void]

dawg you guys are on about alcohol. Don’t give me this speech

[fossil oasis]

Hey

[nimble crystal]

All the time

[fossil oasis]

That's different

[gloomy void]

Don’t throw stones from your glass house buddy pal friend

[blazing ibex]

To be fair.

Could be like

[gloomy void]

Comrade

[blazing ibex]

seltzer water

[gloomy void]

Compadre

[blazing ibex]

I drink a lot of seltzer water tbh

[somber stream]

"Oh pardon it's just stretch moaning"

[gilded socket]

Ough

[nimble crystal]

People can clearly see that I was stretching

[fossil oasis]

Idk what that is

[gloomy void]

Yeah. Doesn’t help mines really feminine sounding😭

[tired steeple]

What is seltzer water

[fossil oasis]

Is that like soda water?

[light heron]

You ask 'em if they wanna hear it twice.

[gilded socket]

Hi lick

[blazing ibex]

Or sparkling water.

As some may call it.

[tired steeple]

Oh I like sparkling water

I know everyone hates it

[blazing ibex]

It's literally just carbonated water.

[fossil oasis]

I do that but with sneezes instead. I sneeze like 8 times in a row and each is follwed with what my friends call a moan which imo is not a moan

[fossil oasis]

Yeah sparkling water or soda water

[hazy kestrel]

I sneeze really loudly.

[fossil oasis]

Idk if there's actually a difference there tbh, soda water and sparkling water might be different

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[somber stream]

Ello Maxe

[nimble crystal]

Mine too, and Im male

[gilded socket]

Im crying lickler

[gloomy void]

You ever have such a good moan you stretched a bit?

[fossil oasis]

I'm like a bnuuy, not much noise except the supposed "moans"

[somber stream]

I personally never moaned in public before, but i did witness a few people moaned really loudly after stretching at the bus stop

[arctic escarp]

yea

[gilded socket]

Hi fih

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet

[nimble crystal]

Going to have to try that.

[gloomy void]

Not me name.

My names Finkledorf the third

Thank you very much

[quaint moss]

surely the other way?

[arctic escarp]

Gaydwarf the 3rd

[gilded socket]

Ok fibber

[somber stream]

Don't wipe your eyes with your fingers after cutting onion

[quaint moss]

light work no reaction

[gilded socket]

Ok joker

[gloomy void]

Gaytwinkdwarf

Get it right

[arctic escarp]

dwarfs cant be twinks..

[quaint moss]

jonkler

[gloomy void]

This one can

[hazy kestrel]

Have we entered the aslume again?

[gloomy void]

Officer Balls

[fossil oasis]

Aslume?

[hazy kestrel]

Or did we ever really leave?

[somber stream]

Femboy dwarfs. Chat, what have you done

[hazy kestrel]

Asylum

[lusty estuary]

dwarves can absolutely be twinks

[gilded socket]

Ok jerker

[arctic escarp]

did you know: Tolkien popularized the plural spelling of dwarf Dwarves

[quaint moss]

counter opinion: all dwarfs are twinks

[gloomy void]

Where all the stupid and acoustic people go

[fossil oasis]

That sounds like something an insane person would say

[fossil oasis]

All dwarves are bears not twinks

[quaint moss]

ass lumen, fighting batwink

[fossil oasis]

Imo twinks are overrated

[lusty estuary]

ignoring that the framework for what constitutes a twink is poor it's like dwarves aren't gonna all be built the same

you can have a thin body and be short

[gloomy void]

Killer Kock

[fossil oasis]

So is a dwarven twink just a dwarf that is slightly skinnier than the rest and also hairless?

[arctic escarp]

monkey paw:

[gloomy void]

As a twink trust me we aren’t. The only attention we usually get is the unsafe kind

[arctic escarp]

none of them are gay

[hazy kestrel]

I’m cackling like I’m in the aslume because of this. Thanks for that.

[quaint moss]

Position Ivory

[gilded socket]

Why is killer cock naked? Is he nudist?

[lusty estuary]

I'd imagine that's what would fit the bill for most people so yes

[arctic escarp]

the fetishization 😭

[somber stream]

Dwarves in stocking

[jaunty path]

Are tou a twink malarkey

[arctic escarp]

no

[gloomy void]

We ether get chasers or somehow the even more annoying “twink murder” shit

[light heron]

My buddy named his Arbi that with a dog named Jonkler.
We've agreed his Arbi wife is named Officer Juggs.

[quaint moss]

me look as good as the women, and men as good as the women. A beautiful dwarf society

[gloomy void]

It’s legitimately annoying

[quaint moss]

society said jonkler

[jaunty path]

Don't believe u

[lusty estuary]

I guess there has to be a consideration made for what a dwarven society would classify as a twink

[fossil oasis]

I've had unsafe attention in the same way you mean but as a trans woman. It doesn't mean you're not overrated, it just means there's really fucked up degen perverted people of any sexuality. It aint ok no matter what body type/gender/sexuality you are

[arctic escarp]

this isnt the best way to soliticize a selfie from me missus

[lusty estuary]

it'd absolutely be different from the general interpretation in human society

[hazy kestrel]

Where’s Man to stop the Jonkler? Smh.

[jaunty path]

Not looking for one! Just saying I'm pretty sure

[arctic escarp]

well youre wrong teehee

[quaint moss]

in bat cave

[hazy kestrel]

I see.

[jaunty path]

Everything I believe is objectively correct

[gilded socket]

Missus sexist

[jaunty path]

I am the sexiest yes

[gilded socket]

Are you the killer cock too?

[quaint moss]

grog, hungry

[gloomy void]

My point is i wouldn’t consider us overrated if we only really get one kind of attention most of the time. Overrated would be if everyone was into it. Goth girls fit the idea better

[jaunty path]

I feed people to alligators

[quaint moss]

killing jonk

last raft

[jaunty path]

The worst part about a party is waiting to leave

[gloomy void]

You ain’t Hadron

[jaunty path]

I wanna go home

[hazy kestrel]

Just leave pal.

[quaint moss]

alligators are water dogs, im from the swamp, trust

[jaunty path]

My dads my ride

My dad is slow

[quaint moss]

erased his search history man

[gloomy void]

Should have stayed home

[fossil oasis]

I still think twinks are overrated, it's like the main gay male body type I see so many fucking people rave about online and even amongst my friends. I've barely seen love for other body types until recently with a "love chubby people" conversation coming up and becoming popular

[hazy kestrel]

Come up with a feasible excuse / bs lie.

[fossil oasis]

Twink this, twink that, in queer spaces

And then goth girl this, goth girl that, in straight spaces

[jaunty path]

Twinkies

[fossil oasis]

well, the rest of the internet, not straight spaces

[arctic escarp]

anecdotal

[fossil oasis]

Anyway, imma go vibe to music until I go to sleep

[arctic escarp]

it depends on individual spaces 💀

[fossil oasis]

Goodnight chat

[arctic escarp]

goodbye person that blocked me

[fossil oasis]

[somber stream]

Sleep well Cabbit

[gloomy void]

As someone who frequented a lot of queer spaces the stuff you’re doing rn is usually what we actually end up hearing. It’s either gross people or “ew twinks”

[quaint moss]

i cant decide whether i wanna play outlast trials or peaktide

[twin flower]

You too huh

[gloomy void]

It kinda makes being in those circles miserable

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[quaint moss]

goodnight drinky

[arctic escarp]

ay just because someone dont like people disagreeing with their take 💀

[gloomy void]

I have seen more hate for twinks than people liking them

[somber stream]

You can still see messages of those you block you?

[arctic escarp]

yea

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[arctic escarp]

unless discord addon

[fossil oasis]

You're not blocked

[somber stream]

How do you know if you're blocked lol

[gloomy void]

Did they actually?

[arctic escarp]

but I am lmaooo

[hazy kestrel]

Emotes don’t work on their messages.

[arctic escarp]

I cant react to their message

[twin flower]

Oh, well I was before

[fossil oasis]

Try react to someones message I believe

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[wispy stratus]

I would love to know what exactly is going on in the heads of the players who run forward all alone, die, and immediately quit. Of all my time in Darktide, I've had these people show up in every difficulty. Only difference on damnation is that sometimes they actually have the skill to not instantly die as soon as the team is out of reach.

[arctic escarp]

I was disagreeing with their take too 💀

[somber stream]

Works

[gloomy void]

Incredible

[arctic escarp]

next thing I know I got the block a few days later

[twin flower]

La incredibily!

[fossil oasis]

Anyway goodnight again chat

[arctic escarp]

goodnight person that block me

[hazy kestrel]

INCREDIBILIS!

[twin flower]

Is that the word

[quaint moss]

mr or ms

[gloomy void]

AD MORTEM MIKU

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[lusty estuary]

If you look at their profile you won't be able to see their activity

[gloomy void]

AD MORTEM HATSUNE MIKU

[arctic escarp]

this too

[quaint moss]

NOT FOR HONOR, GOD NO

[twin flower]

was hearing it a lot when playing For Honor as the centurion

[tender horizon]

Genchat user try not to block everyone challenge

[lusty estuary]

I can't help it.

[somber stream]

I see, i never look at people's profile unless asked so i never know lol

Don't think i've ever got blocked either

[arctic escarp]

I block the real egregious ones

[quaint moss]

law daddy also says it

[tender horizon]

I blocked exactly one person in this channel and it's because talking to them felt like I was speaking to a 14 year old boy at a lunch table.

[twin flower]

I never tried law daddy

[somber stream]

How do you super react someone?

[twin flower]

been so long since i played that hmm

[hazy kestrel]

Nitro I believe

[arctic escarp]

I feel like I know who this is

[tender horizon]

You might, you might not. It doesn't really matter.

[hazy kestrel]

I sometimes miss being an Orochi rat.

Those were the days.

[quaint moss]

:> war mom scares me, especially at tier 4

[gloomy void]

Especially when it doesn’t even do anything really

[lusty estuary]

I usually try to limit using my block button on people who are awful but sometimes my knee jerk reaction is just to block someone if they're annoying me

[twin flower]

I joined around the time Centure came in

[hazy kestrel]

War mommy was annoying to fight in the big team battles.

[quaint moss]

hes so based

[tender horizon]

Discord has the worst block feature I've ever seen

[twin flower]

before that I was uhh, whos the guy with the nodachi again

[gloomy void]

Only people i block are the people who send weird DMs

[tender horizon]

Actually I lied i also blocked the dude who hardcore endorsed AI

[gloomy void]

Or the ones that pester me endlessly

[somber stream]

I've figured it out

[quaint moss]

I LOVE TAKING POSION DAMAGE FOR ZERO REASON, (trauma)

[lusty estuary]

It's kind of pointless

[tender horizon]

I'll block anyone who talks about AI like it's the second coming of christ

[arctic escarp]

fucker

[twin flower]

Its happening

Skynut

[arctic escarp]

I know you blocked me one time

[lusty estuary]

we were talking about minthara I remember

[gloomy void]

Yeah but she was hot so it’s ok

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[quaint moss]

the worst part about it, my middle mouse broke when i started playing again😭

[twin flower]

War mommy?

[arctic escarp]

Im still holding you on grudge for that

[quaint moss]

so i cant roll catch people

[lusty estuary]

that's fair

[gloomy void]

Apyollon

[quaint moss]

||warmonger||

[somber stream]

I'm a person of refined skill, who only use Orochi Light spam

[gloomy void]

The actress that played apoyollon should do more VA work. She was great

[hazy kestrel]

Peacekeeper was hot, Madam Thunderthighs for sure.

Pain in the butt to fight against though.

[arctic escarp]

Lawdaddy

[lusty estuary]

I have really strong opinions about dnd and so by extension bg3 and a lot of the characters in it so it's difficult to talk about it in a way that's constructive

[twin dirge]

I too enjoy doing things sometimes

[twin flower]

i know theres a bunch of new ones that came out now

[gloomy void]

Warden main. I am a person of many talents. Like shoulder bash, and shoulder bash, and shoulder bash, and shoulder bash, and….

[twin flower]

makes me wanna revisit it 🤔

[quaint moss]

i beat the ever living shit out of peacekeepers. shield bash from gladiator hurts though

[twin flower]

any Conq bois out there

[hazy kestrel]

I absolutely hate Hitokiri mains with a passion though.

[gloomy void]

Peacekeeper? Thunder thighs?! Like 80% of the roster has more meat on their legs than she does

[rain idol]

Hey Licht I think you’ve played it once would you recommend vermintides paid classes?

[hazy kestrel]

Bunch of “Delayed heavy goes brrrr” spammers. Turned my brain to mush every time.

[somber stream]

I have never played a match of Vermintide before in my life

[inland mantle]

Someone say funny rat game

[rain idol]

Doh

[gloomy void]

For honor gets my respect for having muscle women galore

[nimble crystal]

I bought Rogue Trader to try and reignite that BG3 spark. Perhaps I should've gone with Divinity Original Sin

[twin flower]

runny fat game

[inland mantle]

Ty

[hazy kestrel]

Or was Thunderthighs Nobushi? I don’t remember too well.

[twin flower]

nice name tho lmao

[gloomy void]

How have you not said raider?😭

[twin flower]

Thunder Thighs

[somber stream]

Legendary

[hazy kestrel]

Because I hate the forehead tap spam lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Meh, just some brainrot from my friend group from way back when.

It kinda just stuck in my vocabulary.

[somber stream]

Thunder thighs would be Shugoki

[twin flower]

[hazy kestrel]

[gloomy void]

I would cuddle him ngl

[somber stream]

He literally kill you with his thigh

[gloomy void]

He cute

[somber stream]

He make pig sound when he die lol

[twin flower]

huh, does he

[hazy kestrel]

Highlander seemed fun to play, but I never played them.

[nimble crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-muscles-flex-he-man-gif-3254317445089352308

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, wasnt one of the new classes the Varangian

Highlander was the shit

[hazy kestrel]

Loved the funny “DUNMAGLAS!” spam.

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

sexiest man of the century

[hazy kestrel]

And the other Viking gibberish that I don’t comprehend.

[quaint moss]

i reacted to the wrong person

[twin flower]

Raider tackle

[quaint moss]

shit

[twin flower]

Nuh uh

[quaint moss]

shugoki bear hug for the win

[quaint moss]

cant argue with that logic

[somber stream]

I love playing Peacekeeper. I pick the invisible passive, run around the battlefield, randomly shank people then run away

[arctic escarp]

london

[hazy kestrel]

I remember Black Prior players also being annoying to fight. Stop flipping me like a burger you cowards!

[somber stream]

She's bri'ish, yeah

[grand sinew]

I'm alive from the trenches (work)

[hazy kestrel]

Thought she was a Frenchie?

[grand sinew]

[fair bridge]

me and bf were sitting on the couch watching true crime stuff

[somber stream]

No actually, i think she's Spanish

[quaint moss]

homielander took me boi hugggggghhhhiiieeeeee

[twin flower]

Peacekepper?

Huh

[fair bridge]

we watched a PE teacher from milwaukee show up to school drunk and struggle to explain to officers how he's absolutely not drunk at all (he was trashed)

[somber stream]

Yeah, Italien, the clothing style

[fair bridge]

it was sick

[hazy kestrel]

Thighkeeper.

[grand sinew]

I was gonna commit a crime

3 min before close

A mf couple walks in and orders

[quaint moss]

thats what that is, i was always so confused how teh fuck she jump me in B zone

[grand sinew]

AND THE GIRL TOOK FORVEVER

[twin flower]

bro 🤝

[quaint moss]

tell them to fecking leave

[grand sinew]

Can't 💀

I just got a raise last week, I ain't getting that shit revoked

[quaint moss]

thigh master, especially because you can play an assassin from assass ins cred

[grand sinew]

I think the bf tipped lol

[somber stream]

Guard break
Stab - stab - deliberately wait for half a second - stab
runs

[grand sinew]

The gf didn't however

[twin flower]

Devious

[quaint moss]

how the tf they gonna take it back

[hazy kestrel]

You’re giving me flashbacks lmao

[grand sinew]

They just change how much I make hourly lmao

Instead of up it go down

[hazy kestrel]

The only thing worse than an Orochi rat like myself, is a Peacekeeper rat.

[quaint moss]

me playing law daddy
mews in superior health bar

[somber stream]

Law is op again lol

[twin flower]

Lawkinger

screw it am downloading it again

[hazy kestrel]

Nature is healing. :)

[twin flower]

whos this Gryphon guy

[somber stream]

I bought the warden skin to larp as a stormtrooper

[twin flower]

has bardiche looking weap

[somber stream]

I don't use the lock on mechanic, just swing it randomly

[quaint moss]

this is me playing landraider, or is it beserker

i forgor

[twin flower]

guy with 2 axes?

berzerker boi

[somber stream]

For honor is one of Ubisoft's game that i would actually feel sad should they close down the server

I made peace with R6 a long time ago

[hazy kestrel]

I will always remember Brawl duos with a mix of happiness and rage.

[quaint moss]

ah yes, love the funny 3 hit combo

hate your friend, feed revenge :3

[twin flower]

spinny boi

i just like doing that certain move on his

[somber stream]

Wow!
Wow!
Wow!

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

You’re taking me back for sure.

[quaint moss]

so peak

[somber stream]

Eh i'll reinstall once something interesting drop

[quaint moss]

they added a pirate, shes mean

[twin flower]

wasnt there that aztec looking one as well

Ocelatl or something

[quaint moss]

hes a dodging douche

and i hope he eats nails with no milk

[twin flower]

idk much about the new ones ngl

[quaint moss]

he dodges a lot, and my middle mouse button dont work properly

[hazy kestrel]

He’s entering the Salty Spittoon for sure.

[quaint moss]

he gets the fast dodge like bezerker, but like double the pain for the reciever,

double the damage honestly

love me buzzonker, i play him when im drunk

[quaint moss]

my favorite meme is spongebob with the Black Air Force jordans

[plush lark]

Did the devs say something about the broken Arbitrator Penance? (Well Oiled Killteam)

[rain idol]

Those were dark days in my life Eugh never again thank you

[quaint moss]

ive hated that game since ive played it (lvl 177 kill me)

[misty linden]

What is "successful dodge"?

[stark bobcat]

dodge an attacked aimed at you within its ending frames

[misty linden]

Thank you.

[static sentinel]

I finally got to play Havoc 40 (and clear it) for the first time

it is a crime that it takes so long to unlock this shit, more addictive than cocaine

[whole glade]

im the smallest fella yet i play the fatass classes

[stable orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/witch-point-gif-4346948282487754531

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cardboard-punch-silly-cat-silly-gif-8249771488252948329

[stable orbit]

How do I get image perms😔

[timid geyser]

pray to the emperor enough

[stable orbit]

Genius!

[hollow karma]

BEARS WIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[rain idol]

Who are the Bears?

[hollow karma]

Forest animals

[hazy kestrel]

American football team.

[hollow karma]

Chicago football team also

[rain idol]

Oh who are they going against?

[hollow karma]

The Green Bay Packers, our rival team

And WE FUCKIN BEAT EM RAAAHHHH

[rain idol]

That explains why my dad hasnot yelled yet they’re all American teams

[astral basin]

My old school had a logo exactly like the packers

Wasnt hard to get merch

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHHHHHHH

[whole glade]

is it weird that whenever i write lore for my space marines i allow them to see family and make them really respect guardsmen and civilians?

[inland mantle]

Yes to death with you

[nimble crystal]

I dont know space marine lore, but for some reason I assume most of their humanity has been burned away by the process of becoming a space marine

[formal mortar]

Imagine having humanity, I could never

[jaunty path]

They're still human.

They just lack the ability to feel fear

Or well

[formal mortar]

Missus

[jaunty path]

They can't feel it in the same way

[somber stream]

Space Marines don't shag

[formal mortar]

I hope you are having a good day

[somber stream]

Unless it's a Space Wolf

[jaunty path]

And its really difficult for them to reach that point of feeling fear

[jaunty path]

Aw thanks :3

[nimble crystal]

Aren't they also like 1.5 times the size of people?

[jaunty path]

I've felt quite okay

[twin dirge]

Oogaboogah

[formal mortar]

I'm glad to hear that

[jaunty path]

Prozac helps

[twin dirge]

I agree with what was stated previously, I hope y'all are having a fine day

Y'all some fine shyte

[hollow karma]

Hell yea I love to see the gen chat homies feeling good

Good days all around 💯

[wheat sphinx]

Yk what's funny

[heady tusk]

Because this is true

[nimble crystal]

Night falls and gen chat becomes nice? What a twist

[heady tusk]

They’re basically brainwashed child supersoldiers

[wheat sphinx]

I main Rogues in every game ever, yet in DT I like Arby WAY WAY more than HS

[knotty terrace]

So why we all still playing darktide doesn’t it get mind numbing after a while

[hollow karma]

Don’t question let it happen

[hollow karma]

Taking a break and grinding helldivers ATM, I’ve popped on for a couple games here and there tho

[nimble crystal]

Im missing so many warbonds

I dont have money for supercredits... and farming just takes forever

[hollow karma]

I just got it at the beginning of the week so I’m broke diving rn

[hollow karma]

Helldivers mobilize! Warbond only lol

[hollow karma]

NO

[round mica]

Already done.

[hollow karma]

:(

[round mica]

Now you're NEXT

[trail bramble]

MODS THEY'RE POSTING GORE

[hollow karma]

NNOOOO

[round mica]

skill issue

[nimble crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dance-dancing-moves-gif-4650386

[hollow karma]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[knotty terrace]

for now the only reason why i'm playing darktide is cause the ai director really keeps ya on ya toes

[elder merlin]

I AM DA LEX

[elder merlin]

Someone stop them, they murdered the @fossil oasis

[round mica]

You're next!

[somber stream]

Sex Imperialis

[arctic escarp]

based

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[somber stream]

Never doubt the lex

[gilded socket]

The sesbian lex is the lex

[light heron]

Touch b00b.

[gilded socket]

Wont happen

[light heron]

Life is cold and hard.
Titti soft and warm...

[gilded socket]

Sometimes its better to be cold alone

Heh, im a sigma 🤓

[astral basin]

Boobian bex

[gilded socket]

Soosbian lex

[astral basin]

Soos has nothing to do with this

[gilded socket]

Soos does

[hazy kestrel]

This sticker makes me laugh so much.

This poor fella looks stoned out of his mind on catnip.

[arctic escarp]

time to tide my dark

[astral basin]

Thats

Thats wrong

What happened to darking the tides?

[jovial shoal]

Anybody else having problems connecting to servers?

[inland mantle]

It comes and goes

[whole glade]

We're all living in Amerika 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[gilded socket]

Rammstein

[whole glade]

yes

top 5 band

[sacred delta]

lex

[wheat harness]

hexbound on top of a regular dh is lovely

[inland mantle]

Havent had one of those in so long

Lost the dice roll

[wheat harness]

twins also decided to show up and a burgle

real

[inland mantle]

Havoc really said no

[sinful pecan]

Anyone else got a bug with the shredder autopistol always having 1 blessing point unused?

[inland mantle]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/known-issue-shredder-autopistol-has-1-unspendable-point/116352

Be fixed whenever they come back

[quaint moss]

ate it

[sinful pecan]

?

[quaint moss]

blessing point?

[astral basin]

Fork

[quaint moss]

also based af weapon

[quaint moss]

outlet

:3

[astral basin]

Fork now in do

No

[quaint moss]

why not

[inland mantle]

Their on vacation still

[quaint moss]

;,,,,(

[astral basin]

I like having Internet

[sinful pecan]

fym vacation, aren't they developers? Shouldn't they be developing the game???

[astral basin]

Ford + outlet = no Internet

[inland mantle]

It's like this every year...

You get use to it

[sinful pecan]

Literally the first time I've played this game

In the past few months I mean

[inland mantle]

Welcome to the FS club

[quaint moss]

f150, cause i can still use honda

[tender horizon]

Personally I'm glad they get so much time off

Good working laws

[quaint moss]

people take breaks tbf

[tall grove]

Damn is 🔥🔥🔥

[quaint moss]

how would you feel if you wrote a book and let some random edit it halfway through

[inland mantle]

Just Sweden things they get alot of time off for work

[quaint moss]

which is good

[inland mantle]

Indeed

[shy sandal]

My hand feels cramped after doing lineart

[inland mantle]

Better than here in the US

[quaint moss]

work sucks :3

[nocturne bloom]

mother earth never rests, thy hath no excuse

[tall grove]

Please censor w*rk

[inland mantle]

Job

[twin flower]

employment

[tall grove]

[nocturne bloom]

how about you get a job so you dont have to fear it

[quaint moss]

real, shouls work 168 hours a week

[shy sandal]

On a scale of 1 through 100. How heretic is it to draw a commissar with horns?

[twin flower]

well

[inland mantle]

Atleast a 2

[twin flower]

traitor heretics

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-grayson-loud-sound-despair-mark-vs-cecil-gif-1709376508743085262

[twin flower]

exists

[quaint moss]

now a curse world like cock fuck shit, so sad

[tall grove]

About 6-70

[quaint moss]

I NE3D YOU CECIL

[inland mantle]

Are you sure

[tall grove]

Are you sure?

[quaint moss]

I made a steak

[twin flower]

Mmm

[wheat harness]

This is good, we can be bees

[twin flower]

Medium rare?

[quaint moss]

makes me miss my dog

[tall grove]

WHERE IS OMNI MAN
WHERE IS HE

[quaint moss]

I miss my wife

[inland mantle]

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

Muh bad g

[nocturne bloom]

i eat my food well done like the founding humans intended when they figured out how to cook

[quaint moss]

naw, eat it raw like real founding humans fr

[twin flower]

Lmao

[nocturne bloom]

i eat it alive

[quaint moss]

even better

[shy sandal]

Maybe i'll change the color palette

[twin flower]

Hunting? Nah just jump and bite into it

[quaint moss]

flavor is great, has some kick too

[somber stream]

I too, like eating it raw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[inland mantle]

Death

[quaint moss]

raw milk

[somber stream]

unpasteurized baby

I paid for the entire thing

[twin flower]

straight out the udders? 🤔

[somber stream]

Might as well get the full experience

[quaint moss]

pov: the baby in backrooms (purgatory)

[quaint moss]

[modern bobcat]

They should really let Ogryns be Commissars

[twin flower]

wat, havent tried it fr

[astral basin]

Licht

Baby what

Why would it be pasteurized tbw?

[somber stream]

Idk, germs?

[quaint moss]

tried what

[astral basin]

Oh wait straight up milk ok

I missed that part

[twin flower]

milk straight out of a cow

from the teats

[quaint moss]

milk is pasteurized so you dont shit yourself to death, amongst other reasons

[twin flower]

like fresh

[quaint moss]

💀

[astral basin]

“Unpasteurized baby”
No other context immediately found

Other than

“Eating it raw”

[quaint moss]

oh, ah because its tasty

[inland mantle]

Gen chat moment

[astral basin]

Like. My mind went to baby goats for some reason
Bc
Goat milk
“Why would you pasteurize the actual goat tho? Tf?”

[quaint moss]

then some mad person was like "🤔 put the titty liquid in cereal" and everyone clapped

[quaint moss]

pastor rise, yeah they tend to do that

[twin flower]

titty liquid lmao

i miss eating cereal

[astral basin]

No no no it was the other way around
We got cereal for criminals to crunch on
And we put titty milk in later so poor kids can eat it easier

[fading hemlock]

favorite cereal?

[quaint moss]

capitalism (honestly dont know if this is a joke)

[quaint moss]

spaghetti

[quaint moss]

noodle and pasta sauce is just cereal fr

[inland mantle]

Nah that's a soup

[twin flower]

uhhh, coco crunch or something

[fading hemlock]

wouldnt it be kinda like cereal?

[inland mantle]

Round up yes

[twin flower]

rounded up

[inland mantle]

Close enough 🤷‍♂️

[quaint moss]

not enough water

[astral basin]

Noodles are not cereal most of the time
Cereal is grain
Oat meal
Put it in a bucket, you eat like a horse

Noodle is usually egg

[inland mantle]

Depends on sauce

[quaint moss]

you saying i dont eat it from a bucket

[fading hemlock]

bucket holds more grub

[quaint moss]

round, whh not square

[inland mantle]

Not yet

[somber stream]

You may fascinate a woman with a bucket of chicken

[quaint moss]

[fading hemlock]

Seduce me

[quaint moss]

spy crab

on medium boil🤤

[astral basin]

I said seduce me

[quaint moss]

im fascinating a chicken holding a bucket of women

[quaint moss]

bonk

XD

[inland mantle]

Tf was that

[quaint moss]

[astral basin]

Mustve been the wind

[inland mantle]

Damn looked away for a sec

😔

[quaint moss]

musta been

[quaint moss]

:3 i want sketti now

[fading hemlock]

you have to wait till your bday

[astral basin]

Hmmmmm

Olive garden or the local italian grill?

[fading hemlock]

hmmm local italian grill

[somber stream]

Can't go wrong with Italien food

[quaint moss]

local italian grill

gotta lot in New england (us)

[fading hemlock]

ok whos paying for the group.

[inland mantle]

You

[quaint moss]

that and a remake of new vegas fallout

[quaint moss]

🥺 im broke

[light heron]

Happy friggin' Sunday, lads.

[astral basin]

I was surprised to learn we HAD an italian grill location
Thought it was just the olive garden and a local pasta place

[quaint moss]

happy birthday

[fading hemlock]

nah im on a budget cant

[inland mantle]

[fading hemlock]

[quaint moss]

real af

oh shi my birthday is soon

[inland mantle]

👴

[fading hemlock]

oh damn really? happy early birthday

[quaint moss]

yes indeed
completely forgot

[astral basin]

My birthday is late

[inland mantle]

Make it early then

[astral basin]

Dont know whats taking so long

[inland mantle]

Ez

[quaint moss]

late? late your own birth?

[jaunty path]

skibidi

[astral basin]

Im not sure on mine
It can happen

[quaint moss]

this is like the people who make 1 min ramen in 45 seconds

[jaunty path]

Skibidi

[inland mantle]

Indeed I would know I make minute rice in 59 secs

[jaunty path]

me

[jaunty path]

I just wait until it loosens up and stir a little bit

pour out some water

put in bowl

add seasoning

[quaint moss]

noted
scp 6789

[jaunty path]

done :3

[inland mantle]

🤓

[jaunty path]

toilet

[quaint moss]

yo nice, i should make ramen

kinda like sketti

[drowsy prawn]

wait what, you guys add water to your ramen 🤔

[jaunty path]

!kill vect

[quaint moss]

"i use a blowtorch"

[lusty estuary]

you're supposed to put dry bricks in the microwave so they burn and smoke out the whole house

[sinful pecan]

Definitely thought u said "loosens up her skirt a little bit", I think I've been reading too much smut lately

[lusty estuary]

I have an uncle who is like ten years younger than me who has dome that at least three times

[trail bramble]

loosened ur skirt?

[inland mantle]

🤨

[quaint moss]

smoke ganja ❌
smoke bricks

[quaint moss]

younger damn

[lusty estuary]

not the message I intended that to follow but now I've dug my own grave

im ruined.

[inland mantle]

[sinful pecan]

It's like 3 AM for me

[astral basin]

Ngl
If i had an uncle younger than me
Id just refer to them as nephew

[inland mantle]

EST be like

[sinful pecan]

So ofc I'm reading things wrong

[quaint moss]

same, like even if it was incorrect

[somber stream]

What's this with uncle and skirts

[jaunty path]

uncle skirt

[inland mantle]

You would show up

[quaint moss]

uncle granpa

[lusty estuary]

uncle grandpa please save us

[somber stream]

I love uncle grandpa

[quaint moss]

yo

he should solo goku

[inland mantle]

Wouldnt be a fair fight

[somber stream]

He need only 5%

[lusty estuary]

uncle grandpa isn't about that violent life anyways

[quaint moss]

he could end all wars

[lusty estuary]

uncle grandpa is a figure we should all aspire to be

radical empathy will save the world

[somber stream]

Ordering myself a fanny bag rn

[lusty estuary]

we all could only hope to have a friend as cool as pizza steve

[inland mantle]

It's what he would want

[quaint moss]

what color is it

[somber stream]

I'm on edge between Jade green and Red wine

[quaint moss]

on god

[jaunty path]

I had my first thought in 9 years

I think

Im gonna put

[inland mantle]

Damn

[jaunty path]

chocolate syrup

in this spiked eggnog

cuz its mid

[somber stream]

Works

[quaint moss]

red wine sounds like old people
jade green do sound nice fr

[jaunty path]

if you were drinkin this youd get it

[somber stream]

I had eggnog with chocolat

[jaunty path]

this eggnog is mid for eggnog

[inland mantle]

I would never drink eggnog sorry not sorry

[jaunty path]

Never had it?

[quaint moss]

chocolate milk.. nog

[inland mantle]

Once before

Never again

[jaunty path]

Sets you on fire and wacks your body with a wooden stick

[quaint moss]

damn

WITCHHHHHHH!

[inland mantle]

Zamn even

[quaint moss]

sounds fun should do again

[quaint moss]

zamn shotty?

[quaint moss]

fair

[wheat harness]

i wish that when you slap a plague ogryn's ass with a club special it makes a special sound

[quaint moss]

lead pipe mp3

[grand sinew]

WE NEED A 4th

WE NEED A HERO

[wheat harness]

Your strike team needs a hero

[quaint moss]

oh

[wheat harness]

tra la laaaa

[grand sinew]

incredable gassy

[wheat harness]

:homiekiss:

[somber stream]

Be your own hero

[quaint moss]

bro is your hero

[somber stream]

Have some faith in yourselves

[wheat harness]

be an hero

[quaint moss]

i am mastery my weapons for zealot

doing a funny speed

speddy boi

[inland mantle]

Enough shit posting for me tonight gaymers till next time

[quaint moss]

have a good one

[wheat harness]

gay ogryns

[quaint moss]

gogryns

[nocturne bloom]

dropping a hellbomb and killing over 90 enemies is my crack

[jaunty path]

Bites you really fucking hard cuz im bored

[quaint moss]

been playing a bit of helldivers

still peak

[quaint moss]

what was the flavor

[nocturne bloom]

i need a league detox, update has fucked the game

[jaunty path]

Tastes like lamia

[quaint moss]

Fuck War Striders though

[jaunty path]

Never play it again

[nocturne bloom]

no

[jaunty path]

BUT

[quaint moss]

[jaunty path]

caps

but if you do

I'll need to torture you

and stuff

[quaint moss]

All Caps

[jaunty path]

and like peel off your skin

[quaint moss]

love that song from mf doom

[jaunty path]

Like on paper is sounds fun but at the same time I dont wanna do that!

[quaint moss]

ew skin

[jaunty path]

stop playing league

[quaint moss]

who, why do people league

https://tenor.com/view/minion-minions-league-of-legends-sucked-away-dragged-away-gif-21197666

[jaunty path]

yeah lamia

y do u league

[nocturne bloom]

because im in my 20s

[jaunty path]

You can do so much more though

Like playing balatro

[quaint moss]

Gambling, better than drugs

[drugs are better]

[quaint moss]

1920s fr

bad news, theres a second great wad

[jaunty path]

Im running out of reasons not to skin my enemies alive

[tender horizon]

Kill your local ICE agent

[jaunty path]

TOS

@tender horizon

[tender horizon]

Crucify me

[jaunty path]

Yeah but I just mean thats directly TOS

Especially since its a recent political event

[tender horizon]

Okay, keep talking about skinning people then edgelord

[jaunty path]

Fair I just think it's a bit unsafe

and a lot more on the nose.

[quaint moss]

real

[jaunty path]

I really don't mean to be an ass about it

either way, skin your enemies alive

[tender horizon]

"Haha I'm only edgy in a safe and marketable way"

[quaint moss]

like a potato

[quaint moss]

"edgy like a deranged axe murderer sorta way"

[jaunty path]

eh

[quaint moss]

also i left for 2 seconds whats going on

[jaunty path]

We're killing eachother right now

I beat tongs unconscious for questioning me

frankly my intention was to avoid em getting slapped by mods or smth

[tender horizon]

Let em

[jaunty path]

fair

also wtf r u discording from the great beyond

[tender horizon]

I know what I can and can't say, I choose to say what I want anyway.

[jaunty path]

why do they have discord in the afterlife

[jaunty path]

Fair enough then :p

but why do u have discord in the afterlife

shouldn't you be making amends with jesus

[tender horizon]

I don't believe in em.

[jaunty path]

which one do you then