general-chat

[grand sinew]

Sometimes I get off work and look at chat here and regret looking

[gilded socket]

No not tgat

[grand sinew]

[jaunty path]

I want those asian omelets

The ones thatre nice and smooth

[inland mantle]

Well go on tell me all about the lore I'll wait

[jaunty path]

Too fucking hungry

[misty trench]

oh, uhhhhh

[jaunty path]

Gr if you givee me ur arm ill tell u

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[misty trench]

omelettes with estradiol in them? does that work

[inland mantle]

As a rock I have no arms so umm no?

[grand sinew]

The omurice omelettes?

[light heron]

Just a general desire to look real purtty.
Buuut.
I'm starting to look good as I am.
Feel better, too.

[nimble crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-dancing-trophy-gif-8885536212216142667

[gilded socket]

Try some waterline eyeliner

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[wise marten]

grab your nearest bolter..

[wise marten]

you heretic

do it

[inland mantle]

Hmm

Nah

😈

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so OVER general chat-bros!

[light heron]

Lemme move outta the house, first.
Then experimentation begins!

[wise marten]

I'm reporting you to the nearest commissar

[gilded socket]

I boymode too dw, theres ways

[blazing ibex]

Strike team 1 out of

[light heron]

I'll keep you in mind, luv.
Thank you-thank you.

[blazing ibex]

100 of them...

[inland mantle]

Wasnt even a strike team it was the party chat with 25 slots

[grand sinew]

Yep

[gilded socket]

Smallest things of growing out hair or dressing yourself more feminine (not buying new clothes but styling)

[grand sinew]

Imagine a 25 man draktide mission

Dear god

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, I’ve been reading the Canterbury Tales and it’s pretty nice.

[light heron]

Sounds like an actual guard deployment.

[inland mantle]

Turning my PC into a ied with this one

[hazy kestrel]

To me, my thammer zealots!

[grand sinew]

My laptop gonna kill itself

[misty trench]

imagine the traitor captain watching 25 psychos charging him

[jaunty path]

Yeeea

[hazy kestrel]

The closest we’ll get to a “Average World Eater war-party during the Siege of Terra” experience.

[inland mantle]

25 ogryns pulling up

[grand sinew]

25 rocks thrown at once

[inland mantle]

It's what the Big E would want

[hazy kestrel]

SPECIAL BOX JUST FOR YOU! x 25

[misty trench]

local chaos spawn hit by 25 rumblers

[hazy kestrel]

The frames would be gone.

[wise marten]

Fuck big E, all I need are my drugs

[hazy kestrel]

Absolute PowerPoint 2010 demonstration.

[grand sinew]

25 zealots with 25 flame grenades going off at once just end my laptop at that point

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-fire-computer-gif-5400424

[wise marten]

It's the inquisition fault for allying with hive gangsters

[gilded socket]

Oh look its ishmael

[wise marten]

Not mine

[grand sinew]

Is that a limbus company reference?

[wise marten]

It'd be funny if you can kill arbites in the game as a hive gangster

[gilded socket]

Fuck that game

[inland mantle]

Barrel troll ez

[jaunty path]

Y h8

[grand sinew]

Never played it but the memes

[gilded socket]

Fuck that game

[wise marten]

fuck gatcha games in general

[grand sinew]

I like my withering waves tho ;-;

[nocturne bloom]

shit luck people mad rn

[grand sinew]

Wuthering*

[grand sinew]

FR

My luck pre solid ngl

Haven't lost much 50/50s

[inland mantle]

Youre the person stealing all my luck then

Give that shit back pls

[grand sinew]

U wanna look at my luck?

[nocturne bloom]

dont you have a debit card? you can be as lucky as you pay for

[inland mantle]

I only buy slop skins in dt tyvm

[grand sinew]

MY FRIEND GAVE ME SO MUCH MONEY TO MAX OUT GALBRENNA

[wise marten]

who

[grand sinew]

Wuthering waves character

[wise marten]

Cares

[nocturne bloom]

yea i buy league skins and never play the champ

[grand sinew]

Move set is devil may cry and Bayonetta mix

[ancient violet]

Play a gayer gacha

Like HSR

😈

[inland mantle]

[grand sinew]

Nah I'll pass xdd

[ancient violet]

Dam blocked

[grand sinew]

I've played genshin

Gay enough

[ancient violet]

Straights get the bin

[grand sinew]

[grand sinew]

?????

I'm not straight wtf

[inland mantle]

You are now

Loser

[ancient violet]

Then why u playing WW?

There are layers to this

[grand sinew]

The MEN and WOMEN

[graceful fern]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[ancient violet]

I still don't get it

[grand sinew]

-_-

[wise marten]

Over sexualized anime women

[inland mantle]

Yes

[ancient violet]

HSR literally had an entire patch dedicated to the queer movement fighting against the evil AI Elon empire

[gilded socket]

Im gonna play fallout 76 until my eyes hurt bye

[wise marten]

that makes my interest lower

why are they spamming emotes

[inland mantle]

Stare maxxing

[jaunty path]

Feed me more of that slop

[ancient violet]

Why are there soo many Genshin emojis?

[lapis night]

Sup

[ancient violet]

No

[inland mantle]

You know why

[jaunty path]

why

[wise marten]

genshin sucks ass

[lapis night]

So like

[lapis night]

Based

Anyway

[ancient violet]

I agree but I blame the community for allowing r/NahidaMains to exist 💀

[jaunty path]

Im hungry

[inland mantle]

Eat ez

[lapis night]

I am here to remind yall that house von valencius would have beat adminition im a weekend tops

[lapis night]

Zaddy morrow

[gilded socket]

My eyes hurt

[wise marten]

[inland mantle]

Already? Damn

[ancient violet]

Have you tried fixing them?

[wise marten]

Have you tried using drugs?

[ancient violet]

Genshin may be a cringe community

But y'all haven't seen the horrors of ZZZ

[gilded socket]

I havent slept

[inland mantle]

Oh sleep ez

[gilded socket]

No

[jaunty path]

What do you use those two sharp teeth for

[wise marten]

I'm about to fucking punch you

[gilded socket]

Nah

[jaunty path]

Opening beer?

[inland mantle]

Welcome to try 👍

[lapis night]

Hole punching paper for my binder

[wise marten]

With a power fist

[jaunty path]

Decks you in the skull with a rock

[inland mantle]

Sounds like a Friday night to me

[lapis night]

That and biting people

[jaunty path]

Drags your body to the swamp to be eaten by crocodiles

[wise marten]

Yes.

[jaunty path]

I wish I could bite ppl

[wise marten]

Your head will be nothing but brains and bone

[jaunty path]

Yesh

[inland mantle]

I dont have a brain

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[inland mantle]

So umm

[jaunty path]

Its always brain and bone

[inland mantle]

Upgrade

[jaunty path]

It came w ur cranium

Dumbass

[gilded socket]

I really am a disaster

[inland mantle]

Nope I checked

I got the oldest skull known to man

[ancient violet]

Incorrect

IM THE DISASTER 😈

[jaunty path]

Oh

[wise marten]

Average orgyn main

[jaunty path]

Ur 47 years old huh

[lapis night]

Omg girl failure gang

[gilded socket]

Nah

[inland mantle]

Tf

Hell nah

[ancient violet]

Yes

[gilded socket]

Its not funny anymore

[jaunty path]

Old

[inland mantle]

Damn

Be shocked if I even live that long so I'll take it I guess

[wise marten]

Speak to your therapist

We're not here to be your therapists

[gilded socket]

Dont have

We ball

[ancient violet]

I would if I had MONEY

[lapis night]

I mean I have a job and barely am holding my shit together

[wise marten]

Then get money

[gilded socket]

The god emperor said if i kill enough people with hammers then my soul is saved

[ancient violet]

Holy shit you're right 🤯

Ok how do I get money?

[grand sinew]

Buy money lmao

[wise marten]

Sell drugs to your local children

[inland mantle]

You just do ez

[slim raven]

You mean sell stimms?

[ancient violet]

Sounds illegal

I'm in 😈

[wise marten]

No.

[slim raven]

[jaunty path]

I kidnap people and grind them down intona fine mead to make brandy

[wise marten]

I am the resident ganger

[ancient violet]

Gang gang gang gang gang

[lapis night]

Cuts you open, looks inside, yup wires

[jaunty path]

N-no not the mechabare ;;

[wise marten]

I am cringing

[inland mantle]

Good

[lapis night]

“Women aren’t real guys,” A women 2026

[summer crow]

we need poppers for hive gangers

[inland mantle]

True

[jaunty path]

:3

[summer crow]

everything is intravenous

[hidden whale]

who would know better?

[ancient violet]

wo
Men

[wise marten]

Fe
Male

[jaunty path]

Listen the one thing people are good for is making some fine rum

[ancient violet]

Guys what's a woman?

[twin flower]

Woe, Men

[inland mantle]

A myth

[summer crow]

women, yummy

i love them

[jaunty path]

If you made the liquor I made you'd be doing the same thing

[twin flower]

Never had rum

[wise marten]

i don't believe in women either

[lapis night]

Fe Male… Fe = Iron

FeMale Iron Man

Women are Ferus Manus

[twin flower]

Based

[ancient violet]

Non binary gang rise up ✊🏻

[jaunty path]

Women r actually ai

[inland mantle]

Go on

[jaunty path]

Iron men = men of iron

[lapis night]

Ew Im actually organically sourced thank you

[jaunty path]

You were made in a vat

[wise marten]

S
He

[jaunty path]

All of your memories are implanted

You were born last month be quiet!!!!!

[hidden whale]

no im a robot

beep boop

[nocturne bloom]

I wanna source your organs

[formal mortar]

Imagine having organs

[slim raven]

[nimble crystal]

You wtf

[jaunty path]

I will turn you into an art exhibit :3

[wise marten]

I'm about to give you an Indian bowtie

[jaunty path]

Oh that sounds cool

[twin flower]

uhhh

[jaunty path]

Im hungry

[inland mantle]

Eat ez

[wise marten]

Does she know?

[twin flower]

she doesnt know

[jaunty path]

Can I deep fry you

[inland mantle]

Hmm

Maybe ill flip a coin

[jaunty path]

I know it's gorey junk

[lapis night]

No I grew out of a slut tree

[inland mantle]

heads for yes

[twin flower]

wuh da hell is a slut tree

[inland mantle]

Damn

[jaunty path]

Made in a vat

[inland mantle]

Tails sadly

[wise marten]

I hate women

[lapis night]

Nah

[lapis night]

Average Black Templar fans be like

Women

Like my wife

[gilded socket]

Im not real

[lapis night]

Have boobs

[wise marten]

Cut them off

[nocturne bloom]

I only like women im scared of

[lapis night]

Boobs are based

My wife is based

[jaunty path]

Opens ur head. Seasons it w garlic powder pepper and oregano and soy sauce

[lapis night]

Even if she pokes me alot

[jaunty path]

Best eaten w chopsticks

[grand sinew]

Hi hungry

[wise marten]

[nimble crystal]

You had me until soy sauce

[inland mantle]

You would know best

[twin flower]

How to get a prion disease

[lapis night]

https://tenor.com/view/perhaps-green-peter-griffin-nice-movies-nice-movies-network-gif-1528163597626278530

[wise marten]

How to get a std?

[lapis night]

Bruh

[gilded socket]

Im disgusted now

[twin flower]

Eyo?

[inland mantle]

Pause

[jaunty path]

Bitch made disorder^

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/goedulf-kisse-stk-tf-u-sayin-what-are-you-saying-gif-17945705955303148915

[twin flower]

Wuh?!

[wise marten]

lmao

[jaunty path]

prions

Have you ever heard of

Adventure

[inland mantle]

No

[inland mantle]

Tell me more

[jaunty path]

Eats more of your brains

[inland mantle]

Damn

[wise marten]

I'm getting off general chat

[jaunty path]

Nom nom nom god I love neurons

[inland mantle]

What

[twin flower]

[graceful hamlet]

Neuron deez nuts

[jaunty path]

Drags you back by foot and starts swinging you around

[wise marten]

Begone spawn of slaanesh

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-17556910517109081583

[wise marten]

Imagine not having gif permissions

[inland mantle]

True

Cant stop me tho

[twin flower]

Couldnt be me

[inland mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272804331497979935/1450700850132418651/Kill_All_Smykers.gif

[wise marten]

It is you

[light heron]

Wōmen.
Men of wōe.

[twin flower]

[lapis night]

Yall like my cow?

[graceful hamlet]

Slaanesh fun fact: speedrunning would be considered slaaneshi

[twin flower]

can we eat it

[lapis night]

No

[inland mantle]

If you try hard enough

[graceful hamlet]

Why would you eat their mom?

[wise marten]

I'll eat something else

[jaunty path]

Thats a penguin

[inland mantle]

Go on

[jaunty path]

Dumbass

[twin flower]

[graceful hamlet]

Club penguin!?

[lapis night]

Its clearly a kagaroo

[jaunty path]

Bad website

[wise marten]

It's clearly John cena

[inland mantle]

Death

[jaunty path]

Rips a rib out of you

[graceful hamlet]

You wouldn’t be able to see if it’s John Cena

[wise marten]

I can't see it

[grand sinew]

Guys

[nimble crystal]

cue the trumpets

[jaunty path]

Those who speak truth are put on trial

[grand sinew]

VC 1 stoped playing val

[inland mantle]

Damn

[grand sinew]

They starting to play darktide lmao

[inland mantle]

It's over

[grand sinew]

[graceful hamlet]

Those are words

[jaunty path]

Valorant players should go to hell when they die

[grand sinew]

Indeed words are they

[inland mantle]

You first

[graceful hamlet]

Praise be the skibidi 6 7

[wise marten]

mark my words for I am the harbinger of doom, I shall enter and spam audio clips.

[light heron]

Very recently joined.
How long have they done that?

[grand sinew]

Idk lol

[inland mantle]

They dont know

[wise marten]

Do I know?

[graceful hamlet]

Fatshark should add a skibidi backpack

[wise marten]

Shut the fuck up

[grand sinew]

Smn was complaining that VC1 wasn't playing darktide

[inland mantle]

Grey name moment

[graceful hamlet]

[jaunty path]

They sho

Uld

Whats wrong

[inland mantle]

Uld

[wise marten]

uwu

[jaunty path]

Why are partys loud

[inland mantle]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Why can't we just drink and eat in silence

[wise marten]

Yes

bang your head on the table until you can't hear anymore

[graceful hamlet]

Eating and drinking are pretty noisy tho

[grand sinew]

The voices are loud when I eat by myself

[jaunty path]

Anyone that reaches a decibel that my ears find displeasing should be arrested and sent to prison forever

[inland mantle]

True

[wise marten]

Do they tell you to assassinate the president of China?

[grand sinew]

No, I'm Chinese, I get feed propaganda

Fed*

[inland mantle]

feed

[grand sinew]

[wise marten]

Consider it

[grand sinew]

Buy me plane ticket

I don't live in China xd

[wise marten]

You're stuck in the rice fields

[grand sinew]

Ah yes

THE RICE FIELDS IN CANADA

[wise marten]

Exactly

Your natural born habitat

[jaunty path]

Canadians go to hell unfortunately

[inland mantle]

Damn

[grand sinew]

WHAT DID I DO

[wise marten]

So does gingers

[graceful hamlet]

Combine Chinese food with pizza. Create General Tso’s chicken pizza

[wise marten]

Please shut the fuck up

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[wise marten]

Before I put pineapple on your pizza

[chilly osprey]

🪤

[graceful hamlet]

I cast manual breathing

[hidden whale]

pineapple on pizza is good

[inland mantle]

Cap

[wise marten]

Cap

[grand sinew]

I don't mind pineapple lol

[hidden whale]

everyone just bandwagons against it cause they wanna feel like they matter to an ingroup

[grand sinew]

I jus prefer more meat on my pizza

[graceful hamlet]

Kiwi on pizza is better anyways

[grand sinew]

Die

[inland mantle]

Wha

[wise marten]

What the fuck DID YOU JUST SAY?

[inland mantle]

No

[wise marten]

No

[chilly osprey]

🪤

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

User was servitorized for this post.

[hidden whale]

[inland mantle]

Says you

[gilded socket]

Fuck man

[inland mantle]

Ok

[hidden whale]

I will

[wise marten]

yes fuck a man

[graceful hamlet]

My non ragebait take is that pizza is better without cheese

[chilly osprey]

Yes indeed

[inland mantle]

Sending a pipe bomb now

[hidden whale]

...

[nimble crystal]

No..

[wise marten]

I'm about to overdose your ass on stims

[grand sinew]

That's just notnpizza

[hidden whale]

thats just bread and sauce

[lethal solstice]

I can feel it

[grand sinew]

That's just TOMATO SOUP AND BREAD

[graceful hamlet]

And meat and vegetables

[grand sinew]

[hidden whale]

thats

[lethal solstice]

Problem?

[hidden whale]

thats not a pizza

[lethal solstice]

Qlso

[inland mantle]

Round up ez

[hidden whale]

thats a flatbread or something

idk

[lethal solstice]

This implies you eat cheese pizza

Get out

Now

[wise marten]

cheese pizza is good

[graceful hamlet]

It’s pizza. I get meat, jalapeños and mushrooms without cheese

[gilded socket]

Do

[hidden whale]

its NOT pizza

by actual definition

[inland mantle]

🤓

[graceful hamlet]

If it wasn’t pizza then why can I get it from pizza places? Checkmate atheists.

[twin flower]

[grand sinew]

My take is that some people don't deserve flavors

[inland mantle]

Damn

[wise marten]

someone throw rocks at him

[stiff fable]

its Pizza

[twin flower]

whats not pizza

[inland mantle]

Things

[grand sinew]

Anything that's not pizza

[jaunty path]

If you think about it

[grand sinew]

Duh

[jaunty path]

Humans are pizza

[twin flower]

shih you right

[civic otter]

Classic neapolitan, margherita. Peak pizza

[inland mantle]

Shut

[jaunty path]

Fat is yellow like cheese

[graceful hamlet]

They claim that pizza without cheese isn’t pizza. They’re wrong

[jaunty path]

Blood is red

[wise marten]

Shut

Up

[jaunty path]

Like tomato sauce

[hidden whale]

a pizza is dough, tomato sauce, and cheese. if its doesnt have these, its not classified as pizza

[jaunty path]

:3

[inland mantle]

You eating yellow pizzas?

[wise marten]

Sometimes barbeque sauce

[hidden whale]

not pizza

[wise marten]

Barbeque chicken pizza is pizza

[civic otter]

american delusion creation

[wise marten]

it has pizza in the fucking name

[stiff fable]

barby sause is a bad sauce for pizza

[civic otter]

italians rolling over in their grave

[hidden whale]

americans make better pizza than literally anywhere else

[civic otter]

hell no

[jaunty path]

Pizza exclusionist

[hidden whale]

new york pizza diffs italian pizza

[stiff fable]

dont be fr

[inland mantle]

Snaps pasta in half

[civic otter]

italy is the motherland of pizza

[wise marten]

Man never had pizza hutt and it shows

[civic otter]

continues to be the best

[stiff fable]

you know pizza is good when its NOT covered in cheese

[civic otter]

the fast food chains are crap

[stiff fable]

traditional pizza>>>

[inland mantle]

10 pounds of cheese

[civic otter]

exactly

[jaunty path]

Theres a reason foreigners call us fat primates

[inland mantle]

That's umm

[hidden whale]

luckily other countries dont exist

[wise marten]

can someone throw rocks at her

[inland mantle]

True

[graceful hamlet]

Exactly why cheeseless pizza is the best pizza, with some good ass toppings

[hidden whale]

also im 140lbs, so i can eat as much pizza as I want >:)

[jaunty path]

Ill eat cheeseless pizza

[wise marten]

I'm going to fucking mess you up

[stiff fable]

im saying that becuase tradinational pizza isnt covered in cheese and has blobs of cheese around the sauce

[inland mantle]

What about boneless pizza tho

[wise marten]

don't come to the underhive tomorrow

[stiff fable]

its so much better

[hidden whale]

thats still pizza

[jaunty path]

I'll pull off your skin like I pull off cheese and eat it

[inland mantle]

Lies

[grand sinew]

O don't threaten me with a good time

[nimble crystal]

Are... are you threatening each other or.are you flirting?

[gilded socket]

Kms

[hidden whale]

yes

[inland mantle]

Yes

[grand sinew]

I have a gf so don't flirt

[hidden whale]

hey cutie

[wise marten]

I don't like Asians anywho

[hidden whale]

wanna grab a pizza

?

[lethal solstice]

What

[grand sinew]

L take

[stiff fable]

Wasians>>>

[elder merlin]

Wut

That cant be true

[inland mantle]

You heard em

[jaunty path]

Racism

[hidden whale]

new york pizza is the best in the world

[inland mantle]

Lies

[jaunty path]

Asians bought us sushi and chinese food

[elder merlin]

I mean, i do love it. But still

[wise marten]

It's not racism if I don't like dating other races

[inland mantle]

Space marine pfp coming out

[graceful hamlet]

Italians have too many food rules, while American pizza can be anything

[twin flower]

[lethal solstice]

Context would be helpful instead of just saying you don't like a certain ethnicity

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

[inland mantle]

Hmmm

[nimble crystal]

This is slowly heading towards the "fellas, is it gay to breath?"

[inland mantle]

Gen chat be like

[elder merlin]

We got any italians in here that can corroborate this statement?

[grand sinew]

Gay take

Guys my gf called a twink, I'm gonna prove her right

[wise marten]

and femboys I find them unattractive, that is another one of my takes.

[grand sinew]

I'ma start working out even more

[inland mantle]

Thigh socks going on

[floral ermine]

feeling brave today are we

[graceful hamlet]

Become the prettier one in the relationship

[gilded socket]

Darktide player who has a healthy relationship? Unheard of

[grand sinew]

That's the plan

[inland mantle]

True

[jaunty path]

Work out and snap ur spine trying to deadlift the heaviest thing

[grand sinew]

I'm an anomaly

[nimble crystal]

Nonono

[elder merlin]

Its Maxine

[inland mantle]

I saw that shit

[elder merlin]

The fuck was that

[nimble crystal]

Just learned guitar and play Sabrina Carpenter songs

[inland mantle]

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[jaunty path]

Hi paul

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[grand sinew]

I need to find a workout plan for tinning out my stomach and waist

[nimble crystal]

Tapeworm

[grand sinew]

Not that way 😭

[hazy kestrel]

Victorian England moment

[inland mantle]

Not wrong

[nocturne bloom]

if you want a gf just wear a monster energy hoodie to a fair ez

[jaunty path]

Hungry

Send me food

Im hungry

Personman

Send m food

[grand sinew]

🎂 🍺 🍔

[jaunty path]

Ill eat beer and burger

[gilded socket]

Youre either lying about a relationship or don’t play the game

[jaunty path]

Leave cake

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, so I shouldn’t be at Ye Olde Starbucks in full plate reading the Arthurian Romances in plain sight of the coffee maker ladies?

Shit.

[ripe tangle]

Can I also get some food?

[inland mantle]

Ong?

[gilded socket]

What

[ripe tangle]

I could go for a burger too

[jaunty path]

Most cake is bad

[grand sinew]

I have a relationship with Abt 120 hours in d game xdd

[hidden whale]

idk that might work honestly

someone is gonna talk to you for sure

[gilded socket]

Lying

[nocturne bloom]

no that gets you on the front page of tic tok as a mad man

[grand sinew]

Nope

[delicate kite]

i went to the bathroom

and

[nimble crystal]

Yeah, mall security

[delicate kite]

STICKY SURPRISE

[ripe tangle]

wait

[inland mantle]

Pause

[hidden whale]

who tf goes to malls??

[ripe tangle]

what’s the best kind of burger?

[delicate kite]

number 9 with extra dip

[nocturne bloom]

bbq

[hidden whale]

taco

[grand sinew]

Bheesechurger

[graceful hamlet]

The mall near me has the best Chinese food tbf

[inland mantle]

You do

[ripe tangle]

taco burger?

[hidden whale]

impossible, I dont even go outside

[inland mantle]

Damn

[hidden whale]

[grand sinew]

[graceful hamlet]

Also for some reason this gas station near me has a kitchen that makes the best burgers

[delicate kite]

gas station fast food is underrated

and coffee

STICKY SURPISE \

[grand sinew]

Do not eat gas station sushi

Certain doom

[inland mantle]

Too late

Now dead

[hidden whale]

I think a classic cheeseburger probably is goated

[grand sinew]

Rip

[inland mantle]

What you typing damn

[nocturne bloom]

i cook my burgers in a cast iron pan then coat them in whatever bbq sauce im feeling, you can add cheese after too

[grand sinew]

Typing the mf Bible at this point

[inland mantle]

Ong frfr

[hidden whale]

uwu

[ripe tangle]

did you know Shopping Malls were originally designed to artifically create a “small walkable town” indoors to initially house people who were losing their homes when the US Federal Government was building massive highways through their cities in the 1950s and 1960s, they were originally supposed to have apartments. It’s own post office, schools, clinics, all the amenities you expect from a small town or a neighborhood in a larger city…

… as it turned out noone wanted to pay a fuckton of money to live in a fucking Shopping Mall and instead majority of Americans opted to live in Suburban houses instead.

it also turned out it was more profitable at the time to just make the big building a shopping center instead so they sorta went that route with it.

[inland mantle]

[grand sinew]

[inland mantle]

Mall lore drop

[ripe tangle]

I think it’s interesting, concept vs execution

[nimble crystal]

Except many apartment complexes are built next to or near shopping centers

[hidden whale]

that doesnt surprise me. european walkable cities grow naturally, not as consumerist supercenters

[ripe tangle]

Exactly!

which is why there was very little appeal for moving into such a thing

[hidden whale]

costco is apparently trialing building apartments above costco

[inland mantle]

Have one in my town

Doing that

[low blade]

The Costco penthouse

[nimble crystal]

That sounds disastrous

[hidden whale]

we're headed straight for cyberpunk megabuildings....

how I long for a townhouse in a small walkable town in the mountains ;.;

[nocturne bloom]

walking downstairs to buy anything you want would be pretty neat ngl

[nimble crystal]

Why mountains when we can have Bioshock

[nocturne bloom]

you wouldnt even really need a fridge

[hidden whale]

okay but constant access to those 1.50 hotdogs

it would be OVER

[nocturne bloom]

you could also just make a job out of flipping costco stuff

[hidden whale]

watch me turn into an ogryn in less than a year

holy fuck lucia is writing novels in chat

[nimble crystal]

They fell asleep on the f key

[jaunty path]

Lucia when is the yuri dropping

[ripe tangle]

what’s really sad was that prior to the 1950s and 1960s, American cities were designed to be walkable and they were quite nice in that regard.

Prior to the Highways and Car Dependant Infrastucture, the grids went on a “Superblock” pattern where every four to six blocks had every amenitiy available to all residents, it’s why older cities like NYC still have that, and why the historical city centers still have remnants of things like trams/trollies and good urban planning in the very center of some cities, American cities went with a sorta block-system that’s comparable to Barcelona, Spain or Osaka, Japan… but for the past 70ish years cities haven’t been like that.

[elder merlin]

Waddup poozer?

[graceful hamlet]

That would be fucking fantastic ngl. Groceries a short walk away, easy lunch spots, everything you need in one building. Probably better security and maintenance too.

[hidden whale]

how could they take it from us waaaaaaah

[nimble crystal]

Henry Ford

[jaunty path]

Im worried about the catch

Id work at a costco if i get free housing

[hidden whale]

actually im not stressing too much about walkable cities, even though I think it would be better for most people

[round mica]

chat

[graceful hamlet]

It’s Costco, I’d trust them to rule the world as a megacorperation

[round mica]

which class should i play

[hidden whale]

life plan is to cottagecore over 30min away from civilization

[inland mantle]

Ogryn

[hidden whale]

ogryn

[inland mantle]

[jaunty path]

Mexican cartel assassin

[round mica]

the people have spoken big guy is coming in

[nimble crystal]

Nah dude

[graceful hamlet]

#givegunluggerinfiniteammo

[nimble crystal]

Pay money for Arbite

[hidden whale]

the bullgryn picture goes so insanely hard

[gilded socket]

Nonfeelgood

[low blade]

My life plan is to rob cottagecore homes 30+ minutes away from civilization

[ripe tangle]

Auto industries were afraid of losing their market to foreign car manufacturers and the Eisenhower Administration really wanted highways between cities (the country is massive btw) to cut down on travel time between them for easier military use, this combination allowed American Car Companies to lobby the government and strongarm basically everyone who could to restructure our entire infrastructure to be entirely car dependant.

[nimble crystal]

Yeap, Henry Ford

[hidden whale]

holy fk goat tickler was right

[ripe tangle]

mhm

[hidden whale]

from the start

[wise marten]

I wonder if they'll add subclasses for each class in the future

[jaunty path]

Kill 8 Billion ppl

[wise marten]

Like they did in vermintide

[low blade]

Its called the skill tree

[nimble crystal]

They've already done that with the skill tree

[graceful hamlet]

But what if they gave every class 3 skill trees

[wise marten]

Ah..

[ripe tangle]

what’s really crazy is how we restructured said infrastructure almost entirely in like, under a decade…

[delicate kite]

sticky surprise

[hidden whale]

I was born into it lmao

[wise marten]

My main class has two skill trees

[hidden whale]

couldnt do shit without a car

cant go anywhere

[inland mantle]

More or less what we had when the game first came out didnt go well

[graceful hamlet]

Become path of exile, embrace the skill forest

[jaunty path]

Live in the forest and steal shit from campers

[ripe tangle]

if you’re an American and you’re younger than like 60 then yeah lol

[delicate kite]

i'd rather get sticky suprise in the bathroom everytime i wake up than to play path of exile

[jaunty path]

Happy life

[hidden whale]

theres some uncs in this chat

[wise marten]

At least it's not as cluttered like path of exiles..

[low blade]

At launch it was shit like "Vet: Sharpshooter" and such. Implying things like "Vet: Officer" or "Vet: Commando". At launch we only had 6 skills, similar to Vermintide. Then they added the skill tree and the "Officer" and "Commando" concepts became the skill tree wings

[delicate kite]

vet: sticky surprise

[low blade]

It was medieval as shit, Vet used to have a skill that made him practically invisible when standing still at ALL

[nimble crystal]

Ya'll never said what color the sticky surprise is...

[inland mantle]

-90% threat

[jaunty path]

"Sticky Surprise!" I yell tossing the suspicious water balloon at the officer chasing me

[stiff fable]

wait there was 6 skills per class?

[nimble crystal]

Yeap

[low blade]

Never 5get. Enemies would run past you and b-line Ogryns across the map

[stiff fable]

thats crazy

[low blade]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2076779599420570968/DBB92FC1ED5DB2EDC521C0B3596941B410F4E74B/

[nimble crystal]

I miss the stand still and shoot things

[wise marten]

I would have laughed my ass off if I saw that

[nimble crystal]

It was pretty great

[inland mantle]

Just like vt a skill every 5 levels

[stiff fable]

thats crazy

[inland mantle]

Alot were worthless tho

[hidden whale]

ah the vermintide 2 skill tree

[low blade]

ONE grenade, ONE f-key ability

[stiff fable]

im so glad with what we got now

[wise marten]

They could have updated the idea

[inland mantle]

Gotta love patch 13

[wise marten]

And put more time into it

[low blade]

Oh straight up, Psyker had one build basically

[wise marten]

At least it's more cated to what play style you want now

[nimble crystal]

Which made the game better and more challenging. Because I can't effectively use my stealth build unless Im able to communicate with my team, and ain't no way that happens with randos

[hidden whale]

I love edging psyker with the gaze

[inland mantle]

Ong?

Melee pysker be fun tho

[wise marten]

I wonder if they'll add a PVP mode like vermintide

[inland mantle]

Pls no

[hidden whale]

it failed so hard in v2

I doubt it

massive disaster

[wise marten]

You do know what this game is based off..? L4D

[inland mantle]

waste of dev time

[ancient violet]

Stop

[hidden whale]

l4d was a way simpler game

[low blade]

Oh fuck remember ASSAIL right after they added it and fuckin EVERY Psyker had it?

[wise marten]

Never

[inland mantle]

l4d was also built with pvp in mind

[ancient violet]

Everyone just spawns in as a gas rat

[hidden whale]

and they had the STEAM dev team

not fatshart

[ancient violet]

In here it would be pox bomber

[inland mantle]

Shit was so busted lmao

[hazy kestrel]

It was fun until people competitionmaxxed / metamaxxed the hell out of it.

[hidden whale]

I couldnt even get to that part, it never got past bugs and connection issues for me

I queue any time of the day and im playing red ping russians

[ancient violet]

Would be funny to be a Beast and hide behind corridors puking the entrance

[hazy kestrel]

It was fun running around as a shiny Grail Knight. And being a silly goose with the hook rat.

[nimble crystal]

Alright alright, but hear me out, Helldivers 2 X Darktide

[wise marten]

This is why they make it where you spawn as random enemies

[inland mantle]

Spawned as a shit pox walker

[jaunty path]

Did William afton do anything wrong

[hazy kestrel]

Or throwing Hail Mary’s as the Tox Bomber.

[hazy kestrel]

DENY THIS TRUTH!

[hidden whale]

yea purple is kinda lame

[graceful hamlet]

The average Helldivers player would shit themselves over the thought of having to learn basic mechanics and not having an easy win button

[inland mantle]

Image a player controlled tox bomber ah hell no

[wise marten]

You aren't invited to the water cartel tea party

[inland mantle]

Shits already too strong

[wise marten]

😿

[hidden whale]

nestle? EXPLODE

[jaunty path]

Is hd2 easy now

[hidden whale]

[hazy kestrel]

EMBRACE NURGLE’S KISS! ROWR!~

[graceful hamlet]

Every enemy gets nerfed while every gun constantly gets buffed

[trail bramble]

yeah everything's over buffed rn

[inland mantle]

From across the map woe 24 gas nades

[hidden whale]

they made a bunch of meta constricting enemies, but recently they rebalanced them to actually have weakpoints

[wise marten]

They made it where you spawn as random infected

[hidden whale]

so anyone with a brain can usually be fine

[inland mantle]

Enter a room 4 player controlled ragers jump your ass

[wise marten]

In left 4 dead, not that hard to do.

dogs are just hunters

[jaunty path]

Shoot dog

Like atf

[carmine steppe]

How many Orks books are out there?

[hidden whale]

idk, hd2 CAN be hard if you go to an enemy controlled planet. malevelon creek was literally vietnam

[wise marten]

heretic

[nimble crystal]

I meant more of a Darktide warbond in HD2

[graceful hamlet]

That was 2 years ago bruh

[inland mantle]

Yea but once again l4d was built around pvp iirc it was a pvp game at first even that turned pve. DT is a pve game it just wont work and VT is a prime example of that

[carmine steppe]

I already read brutal kunnin, warboss and Da Big Dakka

[wise marten]

HD2 won't do anything with Warhammer

[nimble crystal]

I suppose that makes sense

[wise marten]

If you want Warhammer, then mod the game.

It's simple really

[hidden whale]

that would conflict with my miku mods

no thanks

[inland mantle]

Real

[wise marten]

a weeb I see

[carmine steppe]

Miku comissar

[inland mantle]

Many in this very chat

[carmine steppe]

Teto as an tech priest

[inland mantle]

[carmine steppe]

The yellow one as a servitor

[wise marten]

At least in SM2.. the general chat isn't as bad

[inland mantle]

Yellow one smh

[gilded socket]

Shoot me

[carmine steppe]

I forgot her name 😭

[wise marten]

pulls out bolt pistol, fires

[carmine steppe]

Tires?

[wise marten]

Fucking phone

[inland mantle]

Ong?

[ancient violet]

THE ROT THE ROT ROT THE ROT THE ROT THE ROT CONSUSONSONSIMSONCONCONSUMES

[carmine steppe]

So this chat is worse?

[gilded socket]

Gay

[wise marten]

Much worse

[inland mantle]

Mfer hasnt even see gooner chat yet it only gets worse from here

[carmine steppe]

Why?

[wise marten]

I've been here for a while, recently rejoined.

[inland mantle]

Damn shouldnt have done that

[wise marten]

Mods should care more

[jaunty path]

I like skibidi

[carmine steppe]

Honestly I think darktide audience or at least this discord sees it more as an PvE horde shooter game than a 40k game

[wise marten]

I see it as a 40k game more

[jaunty path]

Several gooners have been removed already

Last one literally sent porn so

[wise marten]

Yiff or actual porn

[carmine steppe]

👍 but I mean as a whole

[twin dirge]

Does it matter

[twin dirge]

[wise marten]

Curious

[jaunty path]

Both are fucking porn dawg

[nimble crystal]

I started playing Darktide again because I started Rogue Trader. So I see it as a 40K game

[carmine steppe]

Meanwhile something like space marine 2 is a more 40k game

[wise marten]

One is more so disgusting

[jaunty path]

Yeah non yi

[twin dirge]

40k this 40k that, why this shit gotta cost me 40k for anything worth a shit

[carmine steppe]

I need the dlc to be out, I need to meet Trazyn

[jaunty path]

Next question

[light heron]

Boy, do I love having a semblance of self-control.

[inland mantle]

GW with a inf money glitch

[jaunty path]

Indeed

[wise marten]

Apparently Amazon is making some live action Warhammer show

titus will be in it

[solemn frigate]

May God save our souls.

[inland mantle]

20 bucks on it being mid

[wise marten]

Fallout was good, but..

[twin dirge]

Is that the one Henry cavil is playing Titus in?

[ripe tangle]

they call it 40k because that’s the minimum amount of money you gotta pay to get enough models to reach 2000 points

[wise marten]

Mym

[light heron]

Moar Astartes and They Shall know no Fear, please.
That's literally all they need to do.

[twin dirge]

I'm slightly excited just because Henry is decently true to the origins of shows he works on so

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[twin dirge]

Could be alright

[solemn frigate]

Nah. I need a live-action comedy sitcom starring Ciaphas Cain and Jurgen.

[wise marten]

I wanted the actual actor of titus

[jaunty path]

No p sure he got off to how much he could get away w

[carmine steppe]

They need to do first short story of how they met

[solemn frigate]

[wise marten]

I didn't want a 40k show at all

30k is more interesting

[light heron]

Actually have the big Caiaphus Cain book now.
Hoping it'll be a fun read.

[nimble crystal]

They're making a 3rd DLC?

[inland mantle]

Money

[wise marten]

Yeah

Another class?

[hazy kestrel]

Which Legion is your favorite pal?

[solemn frigate]

Tbh my dream Warhammer show is WH fantasy show about A bretonnian knight errant who just travels on his grail quest al-a samurai Jack.

[wise marten]

Emperors children before they turned to shit

[solemn frigate]

But that is never happening.

[light heron]

Me want World Eaters...

[wise marten]

My favorite knightly retinue on fantasy is however the blackguard of morr

Age of sigmar is so shit man

[ripe tangle]

and he encounters every major faction at some point on the journey, he may even have a dwarf friend

[solemn frigate]

You. You get the vision.

[wise marten]

And they must destroy an artifact of chaos

they will be called..

[hazy kestrel]

The Parravon 6

[wise marten]

I was thinking the fellowship

[hazy kestrel]

Of the Grail?

[wise marten]

And they meet a wizard that goes by uh

[solemn frigate]

Dwarf friend kinda treads on Gotrek and Felix's toes a bit.

[timid geyser]

I was thinking the critical role shows type of action would be cool to o-o

[wise marten]

Something ripoff of sauron

Gandalf*

[solemn frigate]

But I'd be down for a merry band of misfits like the Ubersreik 5.

[timid geyser]

Whoever they got to animate the action in the critical role show knows fantasy gore

[wise marten]

I was AFK in game and I just noticed some charger running into me

My stims saved me

[solemn frigate]

Bigger fan of Genndy Tartakovsky, personally. That'd be my pick for animator.

[carmine steppe]

For the moment they are doing the infinite mausoleum (I think that's what it's called) with Trazyn and a fourth one with something related to spacehulks

[timid geyser]

I really want a full length SCP movie about one of the SCPs

The tiny fan projects we get from the SCP Community just wets my whistle I want to take a fucking drink

[light heron]

Question.
Is their story over?
I know surface-level about Fantasy, so... any final footnotes about 'em during the 'End Times?'
Or is their story contained within the games?

[solemn frigate]

I don't think they have official end-times appearances. Cause fat shark is still making content

I mean, it's assumed they perish, cause . . . You know

The implication

[timid geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYPCTtygygA ugh

I cant wait to get in game after I master this

holy shit

[jaunty path]

Yeah all the cast gets dysentery and shits their guts out and dies

[timid geyser]

ima bout to blow some mofos up in ranked

[hidden whale]

all ded

universe go boom

[jaunty path]

Wrong

[solemn frigate]

Cause they wanted to make Age of Sugmar

[jaunty path]

My prediction is trve

[lusty estuary]

they die

[jaunty path]

They all get severe dysentery

[light heron]

Yeah, I figured that much.
Was just hoping Sienna's gonna have a kinder fate by the end.

[lusty estuary]

we can assume maybe they get lucky enough to have a gotrek cave tunnel through the universe into age of sigmar because we just don't have anything to say otherwise

[solemn frigate]

Maybe, we don't have specific ends yet I don't think. All we know is that they die

Just in-game appearances.

[wary anchor]

👋 just me getting the error backend issue? game worked fine yesterday 🙁

[jaunty path]

They get dysentery

How many times do I need to say this

[lusty estuary]

kid there's witererally not even any dysentery in the whawhamma fantasy universe don't even joke

[graceful hamlet]

Nurgle says otherwise

[light heron]

Dang it, Missus.
I'll give you dysentery.

[lusty estuary]

that's different that's like magic dysentery

[solemn frigate]

It's called Nurgle Spew or something

[graceful hamlet]

Nurgle deez

[nimble crystal]

And we're back to flirting

[lusty estuary]

nurgle's diseases don't count cuz they're all magic and shit

[jaunty path]

[lusty estuary]

he's got a crack team of the fattest people on planet earth sitting around big cauldrons brewing up new spells for the gangs of roving wizards

[nocturne bloom]

do not mention fecal matter with missus please

[jaunty path]

I know not what you mean lamia

You're the freak here

[nocturne bloom]

im a freak, not a bio hazard

[graceful hamlet]

Sounds like a crappy warning

[light heron]

I somehow managed to forget what dysentery is while working in a hospital.

[solemn frigate]

Mods? Crush his skull, thank you

[nimble crystal]

Leon Kennedy?

[jaunty path]

You literally clean skibidi toilets

[inland mantle]

The server's arent very stable and work better some days than others just keep trying is all I can say

[graceful hamlet]

Translation: skill issue

[nocturne bloom]

thats not even my main job

[inland mantle]

Yes

[lusty estuary]

why do you keep talking about skibidi toilet

[wary anchor]

damn it, had a build i wanted to try, unlucky

[jaunty path]

Part of ur job

Disgustang

[nocturne bloom]

maintenance AND custodial, 2 jobs

[arctic escarp]

missus is just brainrotted

[graceful hamlet]

Skibidi is inevitable. Especially the live action adaption by Michael Bay

[jaunty path]

White women control you bruv

[arctic escarp]

no

[jaunty path]

Yes

[arctic escarp]

no

[jaunty path]

Yes.

[lusty estuary]

what sparks a skibidi toilet brainrot in 2026

literally the year of the horse

can't be doing this

[jaunty path]

You're a goblin

[lusty estuary]

not even

[inland mantle]

Got proof

[nocturne bloom]

dont hate on shortstack goblins

[jaunty path]

Furry

[inland mantle]

I dont think that makes you a furry

Idk tho

I sometimes touch grass

[lusty estuary]

i'd strain to lump goblins under the furry category but i guess it depends

[light heron]

It doesn't.
Trust.

[quartz ibex]

Nah its furry

[inland mantle]

[lusty estuary]

strictly speaking they don't count but some depictions of goblins are more animal-esque than others

[jaunty path]

Lamia is a furry

Trust

E

[graceful hamlet]

True, Darktide should collaborate with Umamusume so I can run around as Goldship while on stims