general-chat

[mystic shoal]

Except like, janfon1.

[twin flower]

I mainly got my lore tidbits from him lmao, he reads a couple books from Black library every now and then

[graceful hamlet]

Meanwhile Darktide players getting mad at other players on easy difficulty

[twin flower]

The funny

[mystic shoal]

Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard, Necrons, Orks, and an extremely obscure xenos race called the Rak-Gol.

[twin flower]

Bro goes on lower diff expecting newbies to do well

[dire crane]

WWAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

[twin flower]

La waagh

[round mica]

It took a fucking while to find an brazilian artist with an artstyle that I thought could match the 40k vibes

[mystic shoal]

Krorks be like

[twin flower]

Waghtide

[dire crane]

Thats all I needed to see lol (I play orks mostly, with Tsons and Ynarri)

[languid hazel]

I go on lower difficulties because I’m high. You go on lower difficulties because you’re new to the game. We are not same :3

[round mica]

Was my best option to not pay 400+ BRL for a commission

[nimble salmon]

Interesting…

[shy sandal]

While 40k toxicity is very loud and blunt. Darktide toxicity usually comes with snarky remarks, sarcastic tones and talking down on people for doing or saying things they don't like.

At least that's been my experience so far

[mystic shoal]

I just like the aesthetics of each faction tbh. Playing the game just... doesn't interest me that much.

[dire crane]

Thats fair

[nimble salmon]

Didn’t eldar get a hard nerf?

[graceful hamlet]

My favorite in game one was when I was new, and the other players were new because we were pretty slow. The experienced player kept trying to speedrun and then ragequit after getting downed

[dire crane]

Not ynarri

[round mica]

I go on lower difficulties to help new players. You go on lower difficulties because you need help

[mystic shoal]

I experience that slighty with the perpetual discussion surrounding mastiff or Lone Wolf.

But then I remembered I like headhunting in this game so dog it is.

[dire crane]

I go on lower difficulties to get the skulls which I still need to get

[twin flower]

Idk what they were expecting bruh

[nimble salmon]

I mean they made some rules worse and increased points cost didn’t they?

[twin flower]

Imma do one game and

[graceful hamlet]

Remember to blame your team for everything, like a proper player

[twin flower]

I dont even VC or chat in DT much

[dire crane]

Recently? Not really only to some phoenix lords and eldar transports, again ynarri subfaction mostly got untouched, atleast not to a point where I noticed it, though it has been a minute since ive played since I mostly run my orks

[ionic raft]

How does the Crucian Roullete blessing work with effects that make you not consume ammo?

[twin flower]

Tbf i rarely get dog water teammates

Thank the God emprah

[languid hazel]

Based

[nimble salmon]

Im still pissed off at GW ruining stealth suits

[shy sandal]

It's just a lot of elitist snobbing and being rude for no reason other than acting superior to others. It made me really want to stay away from the community, but i decided to join back mainly for the fanart channel here and some friends

[dire crane]

Trust me ive experienced my fair share of GW hate. You saw what happened to More Dakka (grotsmas detachment)

[mystic shoal]

I've been considering trying older editions of 40k cause it seems like the more I learna bout 10e, the more I hear about people being unsatisfied with the state of the game, especially with melee.

Allegedly, older editions had WAY more dangerous melee.

[nimble salmon]

Yeah 😂😭

[round mica]

just drank an entire white monster in one go time to darktide

[dire crane]

Oh I love melee in 10th

But its also all ive known

[twin flower]

Youre turning into one

[arctic escarp]

aaah

hyperactivity

[nimble salmon]

I recently got farsight, so now I got a little melee too 🥳

[mystic shoal]

Just what I heard. Supposedly older melee was far more deadly and you basically never EVER wanted to get into melee with Orks, Berzerkers, etc.

[round mica]

into what

[languid hazel]

I should try a white monster. Apparently it’s a common trans and femboy symbol?

[round mica]

not even

[nimble salmon]

I mean it’s the same now too…

[dire crane]

My Tau buddy is adamantly against the faraight conclave

[round mica]

it is very tasty i recommend as official LGBTQIA+ VIP member

[shy sandal]

Atoma needs your help, trust innthe emperor

[twin flower]

a monstah

[nimble salmon]

Boo, sounds like they dislike fun and actually being cool and nice guys

[dire crane]

I need to find an energy drink that doesnt A) taste like battery acid (dont ask why I know what that tastes like) and B) doesnt but me to sleep

[feral pine]

It's taking me too long to translate the chat, was there anything interesting there?

[nimble salmon]

Ali You’re a nice guy

[mystic shoal]

I've played like 2 games of 40k tabeltop which my friend and I had to use on a digital system cause poor. Didn't help that he basically selected two battle maps with huge amounts of open space and he likes playing ranged armies.

[graceful hamlet]

Farsight Enclaves being “the good guys” is probably why

[shy sandal]

Depending on who you ask. It is the most hyper masculine symbol, or the most femboy thing ever.

So in short, it's greek, either Spartan or Athenian

[graceful hamlet]

This is 40k, there’s no good faction. Only good people in shitty grimdark situations

[round mica]

White Monster, Mango Loco, Watermelon, Pipeline punch are my favorites but cant say about the sleep part since caffeine doesnt affect me

[mystic shoal]

Did Sisters of Battle vs. Tau and completely fucked up objective point placement so he had 2 cozy capture points hidden behind cover and I had 2 capture points in wide open fucking space LMAO

[fiery wave]

Because of the classic stuff. Patriarchy yadayada you know. People viewing men to be better since... Kark do I know. Also, most religious leads were male and so on. Best not delve into too deep into it though.

[feral pine]

Judging by the fact that there are no screenshots of announcements for next week, there isn't(((

[dire crane]

Good guys is very subjective in 40k

[nimble salmon]

That’s why I like em, plus red is sexy

[languid hazel]

Damn. I only have an LGBTQIA subscription ;-;

[mystic shoal]

My experience with melee hasn't been the greatest so far.

[graceful hamlet]

The people who show it off as a hyper masculine sign are also the same people who are just closet femboys, so that makes a lot of sense

[twin flower]

a wuh

[nimble salmon]

Im subscribed to Yvraines only mon‘keighs

[mystic shoal]

They also probably have 10 terabytes of gay porn but insist they're straight.

[round mica]

upgrade your monthly basic subscription by acquire some maidens

[graceful hamlet]

Exactly

[arctic escarp]

oh wow and I dont even get a pass to the cool club huh

I see how it is

[nimble salmon]

Can you blame em? That’s some good stuff

[dire crane]

We are in a warhammer based game discord, we are playing on hard mode for this level

[shy sandal]

I drink the black one but zero sugar.

As a bisexual would

[mystic shoal]

Can't say cause I myself am a Straight White Man™, but my bi friends certainly love twinks.

[nimble salmon]

I mean I don’t, so…

Does that make me a fake?

[dire crane]

Yes

[graceful hamlet]

The mods should make the dancing anime space marine girl a proper sticker in this server

[ivory dawn]

I feel called out but not in the exact way you mean it to be-

[shy sandal]

Nah, it just makes you unique ❤️‍🩹

[mystic shoal]

Anime girl Morrow, with the mustache

[dire crane]

With cat ears?

[mystic shoal]

Yes

[dire crane]

Good good

[nimble salmon]

Who doesn’t love twinks in one way or another?

[fair bridge]

bangers in chat

[mystic shoal]

I do, but for reasons that would get me banned from the server if I explained.

[dire crane]

I can appreciate their existence atleast

[graceful hamlet]

The next class should be an admech twink

[fair bridge]

made me spit out my water

[dire crane]

So admech

[mystic shoal]

Tribute to the admech femboy artist

Poor guy, he deserves some more recognition

[nimble salmon]

Where can I find em?

[graceful hamlet]

I didn’t even know there was one

[shy sandal]

Archonofflesh.

They got harassed out of the community

[mystic shoal]

That's who, yeah

[graceful hamlet]

GW should add female space marines in retaliation

[dire crane]

Indeed

[arctic escarp]

i remember

[mystic shoal]

Warhammer community was completely normal about them drawing male Warhammer characters who aren't big, oiled up buff guys and doxxed, harassed, and sent suspicious packages to him.

[fair bridge]

this community or 40k in general

[mystic shoal]

Even sent packages to his college.

Actual psychosis.

[fair bridge]

destroy all warhammer fans

[rough verge]

Im so glad im not part of the wh community

[shy sandal]

40k, they got his home adress and school over him drawing

[dire crane]

I cant believe how uptight people get about this fantasy warhammer game

[rough verge]

Im a part of the horde shooter community, not the warhammer one

[arctic escarp]

because its filled to the brims with chuds and actual neo Nazis 💀

[dire crane]

It does make me feel ashamed of them but they arent real fans

[shy sandal]

Fallout New Vegas.

[graceful hamlet]

It’s just the vocal incel/chud population. The average 40k fan is chill

[mystic shoal]

IRL Warhammer fans are surprisingly sane. They're just here for the mini painting and wargaming. It's online when you get weird.

[dire crane]

Leave black Templar out of the general community

[graceful hamlet]

Except for that one guy every store has who chases off all the girls

[mystic shoal]

GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD CAUSE I ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE THE BLACK TEMPLAR FUUUUUUUU-

[mystic shoal]

Yeah, though tbh, that's every game store.

[shy sandal]

Archon of Flesh is the reason why i always hesitate to post Warhammer fanart tbh. Lol

[graceful hamlet]

Its ok, you can be a Black Templar/Krieg fan without being a fanboy of WW2 Germany

[mystic shoal]

It's a 50/50 "You're a woman so you play Tyranids" or "Ahem, m'lady, can I take you away from these... imbeciles?"

[shy sandal]

I don't wanna end like him

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[dire crane]

They also always smell pushing away the guys too but yeah no its a problem

[fiery wave]

Like, what does it even matter if someone likes something not common?. They should just look at the stuff they like instead of bullying someone over what they like.

[dire crane]

Luckily the stores near me have an attitude/smell policy but not every store does

[arctic escarp]

ironic that the actual full on wehrmacht inspired regiment wasnt hijacked by neo nazis 💀

[mystic shoal]

Yeah but that requires social experience in talking with other humans.

Face-to-face, not on a Discord call.

[arctic escarp]

because weirdoes cant accept the fact that artist interpretation is more than just conventional

[graceful hamlet]

The “problem” is that it reminds them that they like that sort of thing, but they hate being reminded of it because they’re still stuck in the 80’s/90’s mindset

[mystic shoal]

I'm in this weird mutant phase where I still kinda like some of those aesthetics. Like, I'm a sucker for the aesthetic of a sorcerer lady and a big buff bodyguard type deal.

[short oar]

Sentenced to being racist and an asshole

[fiery wave]

Eh, some people can still function with jank social skills. It's really just them.

[fiery wave]

It's art, people draw what they want unless paid to draw. It's like, why keep looking at what you consider shit?

[shy sandal]

"The purity of my chud game needs to be kept, time to send a mail bomb to this asian twink for drawing femboyb skiitari"

[short oar]

Anger farming

[arctic escarp]

the people who complain about it are the same people that thinks LGBT shouldnt exist so 💀

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah... Those people exist. Pretty sure they'll reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if they find out ladies are playing their Warhammer games now.

[dire crane]

Some people look for excuses to get mad because they dont know how to be content in life without complaining

[arctic escarp]

or they have weird fantasies of retaking Jerusalem or Istanbul

[short oar]

I like to call that stuck in edgy teenager mentality

[mystic shoal]

I hate that so many historical aesthetics I like purely from an art perspective got adopted by idiots

Vikings, Crusaders, etc.

[short oar]

Vikings?

[graceful hamlet]

The bad guys always have good drip 😔

[short oar]

Huh

[dire crane]

Im happy to stay in my Greacian time frame, minus the spartans

[mystic shoal]

White supremacits have a thing for the Viking aesthetic

[dire crane]

They've been bastsrdized

[arctic escarp]

its doubly silly too that vikings literally left their homeland to get rich in Greece 💀

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, Viking tattoos and all that are adopted by the Neo Nazis.

[fiery wave]

Yeah... GL getting to them. They'll fling poop at you like a monkey.

[short oar]

Bruh

[shy sandal]

This is warhammer, people have schizsms over the Tau, you think they will not freak out over people having fun the "wrong way"?

[arctic escarp]

because Scandinavia got less opportunities for riches than...serving a rich emperor

[low blade]

Himmler believed in literal Norse pagan magic and all that

[fiery wave]

They actually tried to hurt him? Like... That's taking it too far...

[mystic shoal]

Let 'em mald. I'm feasting over here with new Sisters of Battle lore and that one story about a group of Repentia killing a CSM captain.

[graceful hamlet]

Tau are based. “Here’s some standard comforts, now funny humans will die for us in combat”

[short oar]

I thought all viking asthetics fans knew that vikings are literally just pillaging furries

[mystic shoal]

So

There's this very weird crossbreed faction

of furries and nazis

[short oar]

Tf2 comunity:

[shy sandal]

I think theu were sending threats to him and that was one of the reasons he left the community

[dire crane]

History, no matter the culture will have some bastardizations and fantastical images put on them some more then others ofc but still definitely some freaks out there who take it to the limits

[low blade]

Hitler had to give him multiple "You're scaring the hoes" talks about it

[fiery wave]

Well, I expect most to just be normal people that like something while complaining about GW fanboyism over the blue smurfs.

[dire crane]

Thought they were cows

[mystic shoal]

And more Horus Heresy books on the way

[shy sandal]

"We need to find Thor's Hammer in Argatha"

"Shut the fuck up"

[short oar]

Smh i thought all viking fans were chill and just did stupid rp, i like viking cose they are batshit insane

[low blade]

https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED394/67edffd69e8aa.jpeg

[fiery wave]

To be fair, when you are eating starch partially starving with nary a comfort... You would do anything for a good meal and a nice bed.

[mystic shoal]

With the rate we're going Mongolian stuff will probably getting bastardized by mainstream bigots soon.

[low blade]

Trust the plan, click

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, normal Vikings fans are normal, but just keep an eye on the ones who get all the tattoos

[tiny swift]

To be fair in my 4 years of playing TTP, I didn't once meet ''that guy'' But I've met the most painful slogs of games that took nearly 2h

[dire crane]

Ngl Vinland saga made people see a side of Vikings thst wasnt the healthiest, even if they did show a good and bad side of them people will see what they want

[low blade]

Mongolians now still worship Genghis as being badass

[mystic shoal]

There's a guy like that in the Warcraft community.

[fiery wave]

Likely have to move as well if the address got leaked.

[mystic shoal]

Loves the viking aesthetic, had his hair done up.

[dire crane]

Unless its the football team, if tiu like rhe Vikings team you arent normal

[short oar]

I AM A MNGL*ID

Idk what part of the full word isnt allowed

[mystic shoal]

Mangled?

[fiery wave]

I think that's normal though. As in, the length of the game.

[short oar]

Mongo

Loid

[mystic shoal]

Oh

[short oar]

You know the meme

[low blade]

Speaking of funny insanity from the WW2 Axis, Japan believed in the existence of MMORPG racial buffs based on location

[mystic shoal]

I mean this from a place of genuine ignorance, that's a slur now?

[dire crane]

Apparently its become an offensive term according to Google

[tiny swift]

Yeah but not against Monster detachment from Tyranids, it's just so painfully slow lol

[short oar]

Idfk

[low blade]

"Oh you're frokm Hokkaido? You are inherently better as a shock troop. Kyoto? You will NAIL garrison duty"

[mystic shoal]

+1 to Ballistic Skill tests while garrisoned

[round mica]

first match of the day was not

[fiery wave]

Oh. RIP.

[fiery wave]

I mean, they believed your blood type affects how you are like.

[dire crane]

Nids, regardless of detachment are very back and forth on whether its good, very dependent on what army your facing

[short oar]

How would one bastsrdize ghenghis kan?? Like oh yea fuck 10 trillion women and plunder so cool

[shy sandal]

In all honesty, being a Fallout fan and a Warhammer fan while also being queer is like being an english spy in german occupied France

[low blade]

The idea that blood type effects your personality is still a belief across East Asia, not just Japan

[mystic shoal]

Exactly why. A world that glorifies being rampantly horny if you're a guy and owning everything will do that.

[round mica]

me being a fallout, warhammer, doom fan also while being bi and gender fluid

every time i speak to anyone in the fandom its like a gamble if its a landmine or not

[fiery wave]

I mean, when you are born also. I'm Chinese, I know this very well.

[short oar]

Arent doom fans chill

[mystic shoal]

I'm gonna be so honest, Doom fans are some of the most LGBT people in the world in my experience.

Like, I stg, half of all doom fans are either gay or bi.

(Observation)

[dire crane]

Ive noticed thst too

[fiery wave]

So... Luckily, this is one of the saner places to be queer.

[round mica]

theres always the weirdos who go "DOOM GUY IS CANONICALLY CHRISTIAN HE WOULD KILL ALL THE QUEERS"

[short oar]

Like doom is literally just buff men kill demons

[little marten]

Buff men?!?!

[rough verge]

All queer doom fans raise ur hands✋️

[short oar]

I would say the r word to that if i could

[shy sandal]

My experience has been either they fetishize me or they start yelling slurs at me... Sometimes both

[short oar]

Gay motherfucker i didnt summon you

[round mica]

with righter wingers its always both

[fair bridge]

what does O+ mean

[fiery wave]

Only if someone hurts the spirit of his bunny.

[round mica]

[round mica]

I do that on twitter almost every day with the amount of dogshit opinions I see there
truly a mess

[short oar]

My man

[low blade]

Optimistic leaders that are hopeless romantics, apparently

[short oar]

Going to twitter for good opinions

[fair bridge]

damn i always knew i was a yearner

[fiery wave]

Good thing most here are either so, or literally don't care for most parts.

[short oar]

No shit sherlock

[marsh iris]

gooner admechs always digging out tombs for tombboys

[round mica]

The only good twitter opinions come from hoodgenious

and whoever says other wise should die

[dire crane]

Thats like going to Instagram for compliments

[fiery wave]

You know DOOM guy went to Hell to avenge his pet.

[mystic shoal]

Let me have a gay romance with Trazyn in Rogue Trader Owlcat.

I have Toybox

I'll fuckin' make a gay ass tech priest

[sinful pecan]

Melee units my beloved

[round mica]

i do just

[short oar]

Trayzn would put you in the chamber of eternal pain

[sinful pecan]

Throwing 100 genestealers at anything is guaranteed to solve the problem

[fair bridge]

remember that guy that would say being gay is heresy that used to hang around here

lol

[river elbow]

Doomguy was the original John Wick because of that.

[round mica]

hes already in a situationship, impossible

[dire crane]

Idk the same with 40 beast snagga boyz

[mystic shoal]

Then we'll plunder relics together

And make Heinrix have an even bigger stroke

[low blade]

do guns in this game have launchers or underbarrels you can attach?

[round mica]

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!

[marsh iris]

gayyyyy

[hidden jetty]

I would believe it is heresy in 40k lore tho 😂

[sinful pecan]

No

[low blade]

THIS IS FUCKING GLORPSHIT

[short oar]

Sir, ultramarines > romans > greek > instsnt gayification

[mystic shoal]

Don't forget Celestine and Greyfax.

[gloomy void]

Uh how long ago?

There was a guy who kept saying he was “normal” when talking about being straight

[low blade]

I think Glorpshit is the more iconic rando we since lost

[fiery wave]

"Still 'studying' the Saint, Inquisitor Greyfax?"

[frosty echo]

Its been a slur for downs syndrome for maybe 50 years

[mystic shoal]

Celestine is so heretical that Greyfax needs whips and chains for... interrogation...

[frosty echo]

Derived from old medical racism

[dire crane]

Huh good to know, thank you

[mystic shoal]

Wack. Didn't know that actually.

[fair bridge]

i don't believe that at all. 40,000 years in the future i think we have more important things to worry about

[gloomy void]

Something something “empowering slaanesh” or some shit

[fair bridge]

few months now. he was banned because he was 100% serious about it lmao

[gloomy void]

Except multiple of the rejects are gay

[mystic shoal]

My headcanon is my Arbitrator is bi

[fair bridge]

have any of you heard the fem scum anarchist talk to the fem savant psyker

it's simply peak

[mystic shoal]

I HAVE

[fiery wave]

Naw, that's Loose Cannon... They are both very 'loose'.

[gloomy void]

Oppresive regimes stop focusing on race and sex as forms of hate mongering when they can instead use xenophobia. Humans are now rallied around “they aren’t human so they must die” instead of the issues we face nowadays

[frosty echo]

Loose cannon just wants a dominatrix but all he can find are actual authoritarians 😢

[mystic shoal]

Fem scum anarchist wants to take fem savant for an enthusiastic walk

"I can make her worse."

[low blade]

Fwiw male Loose Cannon only flirts with Fem Savant (Who is into it) and tries to make a pass at Fem Authoritarian

[mystic shoal]

Same, loose cannon 😔

[low blade]

On both occasions he flirts after they call him out for being a criminal. Like a male femme fatale

[tiny swift]

Pretty much this.

[fiery wave]

(Sadly. I know the Fem one does make sus remarks to both genders.)

[tiny swift]

The second there isn't outside threat, Imperium will turn on itself

[frosty echo]

I think "into dominatrixes but all the women are actually just fascist for real" is a really funny dynamic

[low blade]

She's into male Bounty Hunter looking down upon her

[dire crane]

You mean they'll make a new outside threat

[fiery wave]

And she wants to go bar hopping with the female one.

You know what two drunk women can lead to.

[frosty echo]

The imperium is luckily categorically incapable of not having an outside threat

[low blade]

Israel had to BAN Nazi porno because they watched so much Nazi femdom porn. This was in the 60s, so they were survivors and children of survivors of the holocauust doing this

[tiny swift]

They will find enemy to beat, be it xenos, other humans etc. There is always need to have enemy for Imperium, otherwise it would crumble

[frosty echo]

Israel moment
A lot of them were soviet diaspora too etc

[low blade]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_fiction

[dire crane]

As does any war based nation, it cannot succeed in peace

[mystic shoal]

The ogryn frag bomb sound effect just went off in my head as you dropped what is perhaps one of the most unique fucking few sentences I have ever seen in my life.

[low blade]

Click that wiki link and its the grenade box the whole article like its round 12 of a Mortis Trial

[arctic escarp]

go on, hit me with one of those cold appraising stares 😈

[rough verge]

Female maul could lowkey beat me to death

[dire crane]

💯

[frosty echo]

Luckily chaos is eternal, the tyranids will keep streaming in for an unknown time, and orks are more or less impossible to eradicate

[dire crane]

Teeheehee

[mystic shoal]

I'm a fan of fem Fatalist

[low blade]

Well yeah like over 90% of them are settlers and non-native

[tiny swift]

Yep pretty much. Imperium has endless enemy, and always needs more soldiers.

[fiery wave]

Well, you know I gay (used more like queer) ship them all. :3

[arctic escarp]

I need to make some yuri..

[low blade]

I'd like to try out the Heavy ogryn but my heart belongs to Bodyguard (And his masters in Ogryn literature)

[fiery wave]

Oh?

[mystic shoal]

Fem fatalist, fem loose cannon, and fem loner are my favorite.

[frosty echo]

And hey we've also got 100 trillion necrons hanging around for whenever anything needs to be more exciting

[dire crane]

Doing God's work

[river elbow]

Female Maul my beloved.

[tiny swift]

They will just explode sun or something. Necrons are chill.

[mystic shoal]

Judge Juddy

[frosty echo]

"Im worried my narrative isnt hopeless enough"
"Just say the planet was a tomb world all along"

[arctic escarp]

LC and maybe BH

[mystic shoal]

I ran fem Maul for a bit but I like fem fatalits' breathy voice more

[fiery wave]

Bar hopping like promised?

[fiery wave]

Getting steadily drunker and drunker and hitting on each other the further the night goes while blasting and booming heretics?

[arctic escarp]

lol yea

[low blade]

Direct quote from the wiki: "The books, with titles like I Was Colonel Schultz's Private Bitch, were especially popular among adolescent boys, often the children of concentration camp survivors."

[orchid lynx]

As a professional I simply bask in ogryn love

[mystic shoal]

[dire crane]

Yeah sure blasting JUST heretics

[mystic shoal]

Do fem fanatic and fem savant.

[fiery wave]

Who knows how they'll finish the night, hrm?

[mystic shoal]

Fanatic is already confused as it is to the god they worship

[worn halo]

Just like John Wick 😄

[dire crane]

True

[worn halo]

RIP Daisy

1st one was still the best

[mystic shoal]

And fanatic canonically has a drinking problem sooooooooo

[hidden jetty]

hey hey this reminds me, did anyone here actually enjoy John Wick 4?

[low blade]

Fem Savant is attracted to the pure stupidity oozing from male LC

[fiery wave]

I think she still is around him, just hidden away, always watching.

[fiery wave]

Only yuri.

This is gae hour.

[dire crane]

Isn't that every hour?

[uneven ermine]

[low blade]

We bara-posting in this MFer

[mystic shoal]

In the words of Gianni Matragrano doing a Senator Armstrong impression:

"Pride month? NAH SON! SHIT'S GAY ALL YEAR-ROUND!"

[fiery wave]

Oh rite.

[jaunty tundra]

When does Fatshark get back in March or April?

[fiery wave]

Feb earliest.

[low blade]

Lesbians dont have relationships they just sit and yearn

[fiery wave]

That's gae, go ahead.

[dire crane]

Same ngl

[tiny swift]

New year

[rough verge]

Fatalist has some romance. I just want to be annihilated

[dire crane]

Not mutually exclusive

[mystic shoal]

I like romance, and I can relate to Fatalist's cynical view of things.

Her voice is great too.

[hidden whale]

no they massacre waves of zombies

(signalis enjoyer)

[uneven ermine]

Fem LC likes the male BH

A freak they are infact

[fiery wave]

Fem Fatalist x Fem Loner.

[dire crane]

Adepteus Soroitas

[mystic shoal]

Loose cannon has probably thought about the Tox Flamers for a couple seconds in the past

And Trappers

[limber matrix]

why does darktide on occasion refuse to shutdown and have me go into the task manager and shoot it out of its misery

[hidden whale]

really? does that man just go for anything

[fiery wave]

Cos the quit button actually crashes the game.

[mystic shoal]

Probably

[hidden whale]

the chaos spawn has a toothy maw... how loose is he? ;.;

[mystic shoal]

Dude would likely join the Tau at the first chance

[grand sinew]

I wait and watch it bleed out

[mystic shoal]

Get himself a Kroot GF

[limber matrix]

thats so on brand for fatshark

[hidden whale]

fatshart

[limber matrix]

cant even argue with that

[round mica]

mk3 Delver's Pickaxe for Ogryn is maybe my favorite melee weapon in this game

[tiny swift]

Stingray magic

[fiery wave]

That's why the crashify thing pops up when you 'quit'. Fatshark being Fatshark.

[hidden whale]

guys... fettuccine alfredo or shrimp scampi

[round mica]

the feeling of pushing targets to me and then bonking them is so fucking satisfying

[grand sinew]

Shrimp Alfredo

[hidden whale]

that was not an OPTION AHHHHHH

[uneven ermine]

“Go on give me one of those cold appraising stares”
“What are you talking about?”
“Oho yeah that’s the stuff makes me feel dead worthless it does”
“You have a problem”
“Oh yeah keep em coming can’t have too much of a good thing”

[grand sinew]

Both are good

[limber matrix]

it doesnt even pop up for me, it just continues running in steam and telling steam to hard shut it down gets it stuck in stopping for eternity

[mystic shoal]

Holy shit is that actually an interaction

[dire crane]

Hey question is there a big difference in skill gaps between PC and console players?

[uneven ermine]

Fem loose cannon and male bounty hunter

[hidden whale]

I have no clue how a console player could ever outaim a pc player

[uneven ermine]

Fem anarchists likes the male judge

[limber matrix]

performance has improved but they gave the game too much will to live so it not only performs better overall but now performs too well and refuses to shut down

[mystic shoal]

Damn girl is DOWN DESPICABLE

[fiery wave]

Maybe it can't create said crash thing so...

[limber matrix]

you swing a sword around for 90% of the game, only thing a pc player will out-do you on is the sniper that is holding a pin-needle angle 50m down the hab block

[uneven ermine]

“I do love a big strong man who’s sure of himself”
“Madam…we have heretics to slay”
“Madam OHHH that’s fancy”
“I am glad that you are pleased but i ask that you look nothing into it”

[fiery wave]

It's the player base more than anything. I have seen M&K players worse than controller players.

[mystic shoal]

Male judge is gonna be pinned against a wall back on the Morningstar

Bro has caught the attention of fem anarchist he will not escape

[limber matrix]

he blinks and fem anarchist has already stripped him clean of every inch of equipment he had

[hidden whale]

theyre writing smut in the chat again...

[uneven ermine]

Not even in a sensual way she just stole his shit

[hidden whale]

continue

[mystic shoal]

Lucky bastard

[tiny swift]

I think this is 99% of time how this chat is lmao.

[mystic shoal]

What can I say, chicks with tats

[limber matrix]

yup, its like hookers stealing your wallet mid-blow

[uneven ermine]

I ain’t writing smut im quoting the voice lines lol

[uneven ermine]

Gonna

Ignore that

[dire crane]

When arent they

[fiery wave]

Surprised you figured it out so quickly.

[dire crane]

I may be new to the server but something tells me this isn't a big surprise

[hidden whale]

all these sprouts telling me how chat is?? you guys havent even BEEN HERE

but youre right

[tiny swift]

Internet is 99% porn and gooning and 1% ragebaiting.

[limber matrix]

except theres none of that and fem anarchist just strips you clean of every inch of metal worth salvaging before running away

[dire crane]

Its not our fault the game devs wrote shut into their voice lines

[hidden whale]

the goonerbrain porncells lose quite frequently in this chat

[dire crane]

True

[hidden whale]

the ban waves hold strong

[fiery wave]

It's not. There's a hard limit to it though and most won't go over.

[tiny swift]

Almost every discord/fandom is like that. Just mostly porn.

[mystic shoal]

The great equalizer

[thick fog]

that kinda based

[dire crane]

All things balanced as they should be

[limber matrix]

its incredible to be honest, rejects and the lot are so used to being covered in nurgle goo and fart that at this point they are returning to being regular people with regular emotions

[mystic shoal]

Don't let anyone else on the Morningstar know Judge is very fond of his mastiff.

[tiny swift]

When I see smut I just roll my eyes and go water my plants.

[drowsy prawn]

this chat is pure and populated by well adjusted individuals 😌

[dire crane]

Lying isnt nice

[limber matrix]

until we mention hadron

now her

[mystic shoal]

NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[dire crane]

Nah Hadron aint it

[mystic shoal]

Gonna be honest I don't see the appeal. She sounds like an old lady and what little flesh is exposed looks tumorous.

[fiery wave]

Rejects are still people in the end. Just hoping to survive and maybe be freed when it ends.

[dire crane]

Hallowette now THATS a woman

[drowsy prawn]

oh what Karien is here, RUN

[limber matrix]

imagine the golden age peenar wrangling tech under the robe though

[hidden whale]

just stare back

[mystic shoal]

I guess I'm just not that freaky

[fiery wave]

WDYM, I'M HERE?! I have been here for hours!

[limber matrix]

hell i am a sucker for machinery in general it doesnt need to be carnal

[round mica]

chat the voices are telling me to buy more aquilas

[hidden whale]

stay away from my vacuum

[round mica]

[hidden whale]

[mystic shoal]

I like Sefoni more

[dire crane]

The voices are yelling at me to buy more warhammer minis for orks

[limber matrix]

i would be content adjusting valves on her unrobed figure as she vents about others in the mourningstar, hearing the differing hums of machinery in her as it toils away to keep her going

[dire crane]

No shame here I stand with my fellow Sefoni enjoyers

[limber matrix]

okay no wait im going too far

[hidden whale]

what is an aquila

[dire crane]

V-Bucks of darktide

[hidden whale]

theyre writing smut in chat again...

[nimble salmon]

The symbol on the space marines chest and the darktide buck

[mystic shoal]

TideBucks

[round mica]

in game currency to buy cosmetics

[nimble salmon]

Or Aquila the Hun

[grand sinew]

Basically the usual morning I see when I wake up

[round mica]

but chat #darktide-driptide message look at this

[graceful hamlet]

My favorite ragebait is saying something true like, how I enjoyed playing Hogwarts Legacy, or how I think female custodes are a good addition to the 40k lore.

[round mica]

it seems worth it

[hidden whale]

okay but I actually did like hogwarts legacy

[tiny swift]

Many people typing

[hidden whale]

its triple A slop of course

[orchid lynx]

She's not that scary, we shoot at one another all the time and im still around. Missing an eye but alive

[hidden whale]

but... you know how it is

[dire crane]

We live outside a cow farm.... theres gonna be cows outside!

[hidden whale]

🏴‍☠️

[mystic shoal]

My favorite take on the femstodes thing was "Warhammer is a horrible medium to push political topics"

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

[graceful hamlet]

I said true. I enjoyed it too. It’s fun

[rough verge]

People just like Hadron cause they have unhealthy love languages and self esteem issues

[limber matrix]

i like hadron cause i am a sucker for intricate machinery and mature women

[nimble salmon]

I NEEEED HER

[grand sinew]

Guys

Medium or large ice coffee

[limber matrix]

she is the ideal creature for my tastes

[nimble salmon]

Call me a good varlet hadron PLEASE

[tiny swift]

People just Goon. If artist made a table look like person, people would goon to that.

[river elbow]

Large.

[graceful hamlet]

Is it good coffee or lame coffee?

[grand sinew]

Ight

[nimble salmon]

None of the above

[grand sinew]

I NEED CAFFIENE

[river elbow]

Pour some Monster Energy into it as well.

[limber matrix]

5 hour energy too

[grand sinew]

I don't like coffee but iced is ok

[mystic shoal]

Let 'em, as long as things change for them when they finally get an IRL partner.

[graceful hamlet]

Properly flavored coffee that doesn’t use the shitty syrups is peak

[tiny swift]

There is old saying
''If it exists in our world, someone has goon to it''

[river elbow]

Heart Attack Speedrun.

[grand sinew]

Wtf

[nimble salmon]

Y’all do you think the butt alcohol trick works for caffeine as well?

[graceful hamlet]

If you don’t like coffee then you didn’t put enough creamer and sugar in it

[grand sinew]

Guy stormed down the stairs and almost bumped into someone

[dire crane]

So just rule 34

[river elbow]

Fucking... what?

[grand sinew]

I ASK FOR 4 SUGAR 4 CREAM IF I DO

[dire crane]

Yes it does

[graceful hamlet]

Rookie numbers

[tiny swift]

I will never look at bottle the same way

[grand sinew]

Most I asked was 6 and 6 lmao

On a medium

[nimble salmon]

Have you never heard that if you put alcohol up your booty it works quicker?

[limber matrix]

its just absorbtion, coffee is a particulate liquid so youll have coffee residue up your ass

[dire crane]

Nor MLP..

[graceful hamlet]

Make it half coffee, half cream

Sprinkle a tiny bit of salt if you really don’t like bitterness

[nimble salmon]

I mean it wouldn’t look out of place if I ate Taco Bell now would it?

[grand sinew]

That would scare the person making it lol

[hidden jetty]

caffeine wont work, but mustard will bring you the desired effect

[river elbow]

In my twenty-two years of living I have never heard of that.

[graceful hamlet]

Even better

[grand sinew]

Lol

[hidden whale]

first question... you have a dinner date at 7. what time do you arrive?

[graceful hamlet]

It also kills you since it bypasses the liver

[grand sinew]

630, or earlier

[limber matrix]

i want you to hold the coffee residue at the bottom of a coffee mug in your hands for like, 5 minutes, now imagine that smearing your intestines

[hidden whale]

wrong. 7.. AM

[dire crane]

Fancy restaurant or like a red robins

[nimble salmon]

That sounds like a YOU problem

[hidden whale]

you gotta case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. can the cook be trusted?

no? gotta kill him

[river elbow]

I'm running on Indian Time. I say I'm on the way when Im actually just getting ready.

[grand sinew]

Who TF are you taking out on a date

[graceful hamlet]

Be in the parking lot at 6:30, wait by the restaurant or go in 15 minutes before 7

[dire crane]

Look up coffee addiction on my strange addictions. You learn

[nimble salmon]

My boy speaking from experience

[round mica]

DUDE DOES MELK EVER SELL ANYTHING WORTH THE FUCKING MONEY

[hidden whale]

a fancy lady... like one who smells good. and can read

[limber matrix]

6:50

[round mica]

THIS GUY HAS NEVER ANYTHING GOOD IN HIS SHOP

I HOPE MELK DIES IN HIS SLEEP

[tiny swift]

No

[grand sinew]

Yeah, kill the entire kitchen staff

[graceful hamlet]

He’s melking you for all he’s got

[nimble salmon]

No one

[river elbow]

Indeed it is. I'm not a party-goer and would rather chill playing video games and painting minis.

[round mica]

I FUCKING HATE MELK

[limber matrix]

yes

[dire crane]

He can do that?

[nimble salmon]

Do you think I go to parties?

[graceful hamlet]

It’s Melking time

[tiny swift]

It's honest and quite life

[hidden whale]

I love getting melked

[round mica]

19% maximum health curio but not thoughness

[limber matrix]

you gotta roll the melk roulette for stamina 3 curios!

[round mica]

killing myself

[nimble salmon]

What I’ll do one day

[mystic shoal]

I have like 60,000 melk dollars or whatever they're called so I just buy the random ones

[river elbow]

I assumed so, lol.

[hidden whale]

oh n

[nimble salmon]

We’re in a darktide DISCORD off course we don’t

[hidden whale]

karien is staring at me...

[limber matrix]

i am about to feed melk enough dockets to drown a orphanage to get 3 stamina cruios for my scum for that 6% extra attack speed

[river elbow]

Touchè.

[graceful hamlet]

When catgirl outfit for Hive Scum

[fiery wave]

WDYM? I'M NAWT SCARY!

[tiny swift]

Difference is, did you get invited to party but refused, or nobody invited you so you can't even refuse. There is big difference!

[limber matrix]

if melk doesnt pay out with atleast one 3 stamina curio in 60k melk bucks im shaving his ass bald so he has to make buddy buddies with sergeant morrows

[winged oasis]

damn im gay for kayex

[round mica]

who isnt?

[limber matrix]

imagine all the ancient yet well maintained machinery under that robe

[mystic shoal]

I like him cause I always imagine him twirling around and waving his arms around when he says, "WILD is that servo skull!"

[nimble salmon]

Imma turn up to random parties, wait till everyone’s faded, take the air fryer and PS5 and then leave silverware in the microwave as well as leaving the stove on

[dire crane]

Wait does melk give you curios that include things thst you cant make yourself with hadron?

[orchid lynx]

Maby for conscripts you are

[tiny swift]

Diabolic

[hidden whale]

@fiery wave STOP IT

[fiery wave]

HOW AM I SCARY?!

[dire crane]

Don't forget to unplug everyone's phone, and if the ohone is unlocked text their partner that you are breaking uo with them

[tiny swift]

That's just evil.

[river elbow]

If we complain about the consistency of the Starch we'd get shot by you. So, the reaction is valid.

[fiery wave]

You just get thrown MREs to the face.

[tiny swift]

Some MRE's are actually really good tho

[river elbow]

Make sure it's the white chicken chunks and not the Omelet.

[dire crane]

Idk every MRE ive had tasted very bland

I mean shocker but still

[fiery wave]

Why do you think they get them throw at them, is better than starch.

[whole glade]

gug

[fiery wave]

You realise you lost grey. And IDK, I'm still curious.

[dry merlin]

And remove all batteries from remotes

[grand sinew]

Got the coffeee

[supple jetty]

nnice

[dire crane]

Oooo oh hell yeah god damn I should get back to work after my break

[tiny swift]

It is really hit or miss. But the ones I've tried were pretty decent

[dire crane]

Hey I can finally react to texts

[tiny swift]

like food for last resort decent

[dire crane]

Idk I haven't tried many I guess but just not my vibe

[tiny swift]

Yeah but we still have the plant sign

[dire crane]

Oh

[grand sinew]

Got food with me cofffeeee

[fiery wave]

Should be better than corpse starch.

[grand sinew]

🫃

[tiny swift]

Well I never tasted a human corpse before, so can't say.

Maybe we taste like chicken

[somber stream]

Pork, actually

[hidden whale]

interesting. how many people have you eaten?

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don't kiss and tell

[tiny swift]

At least one.

[grand sinew]

I'd do it again

[graceful hamlet]

They should add John Silksong to Darktide

[hidden whale]

hornet in darktide?????????

[tiny swift]

I want Emperor DLC

[grand sinew]

John silksong and John darktide collab

[mystic shoal]

Silktide

[graceful hamlet]

Combining 2 bad games to make a good game

I haven’t actually played Silksong yet

[grand sinew]

Same

[orchid lynx]

Well u do wear the same type of a hat as me and u scream at them so Im not suprised

[hidden whale]

have you played hollow knight

[mystic shoal]

I played it for about 2 hours but platformers aren't my cup of tea

[graceful hamlet]

Half of it

[mystic shoal]

I'm all about RPGs, horde shooters, and the occasional RTS

[hidden whale]

playing silksong without finishing hollow knight... is fine I guess, but not preferred

[graceful hamlet]

I’ll finish it eventually

[hidden whale]

and silksong is pretty hard

[graceful hamlet]

SWTOR has all my attention atm

[fiery wave]

But I don't actually shoot them unless they do something to completely warrant it.

[grand sinew]

Sometimes I wonder why Zola and rannik keep arguing on the vox when I'm killing things

[graceful hamlet]

Rannik is such a nice guy

[grand sinew]

He seems chill

His revolver design fancy as sht

[hidden whale]

cause zola throws us into a trap while daddy rannik is tryna finesse us out

[grand sinew]

True

[whole glade]

theres gotta be peaceful monks of the imperium

like

[grand sinew]

My head canon is that the tibetian monks that taught batman are still alive

[whole glade]

one of em whas the emprah

[dire crane]

Probably but they will never be mentioned

[grand sinew]

[whole glade]

like just sum chill guys and gals going to shrine worlds and spreading the good word and peace

[dire crane]

The words peace and imperium don't really mix lol

[grand sinew]

Dance party

Bad news guys

I finished my coffee

[dire crane]

Thats good news because you can get another cup

[grand sinew]

Class started cant

And it's a building across and I'm on the 5 floor

[dire crane]

Damnn

[orchid lynx]

Well I dont shoot them either. I much more creative.

[round mica]

testing the mk 1a for the pickaxe is weird

the weapon was purely made for strikedowns

its pure bonk bonk bonk

[fiery wave]

I mean, MRE packs make good 'nade practice.

[hidden whale]

focus on ur class

[rough verge]

I finished my joint :[

[hidden whale]

@fiery wave can we discuss a stare truce

[fiery wave]

Only staring at actual judged stuff?

[hidden whale]

deal

[orchid lynx]

Ill need to show u what an ogryn squad can do to a man if u motivate them enough

[hidden whale]

what... can they do?

[dry merlin]

The Branx is better than I thought. With all the Scum out there most groups are hurting for a tank. Too bad Arbites ate ogryns lunch

[thick fog]

little did this pal knew that you can also horde clear with branx

[orchid lynx]

I can show you but ur not gonna like it

[hidden whale]

prove it

[round mica]

i know u can its just funny to me

i prefer the mk3 anyways

the special is much better

[thick fog]

Cant believe this one is using mark numbers on the pickaxes

[hidden whale]

ive really been enjoying facetanking crusher, mauler, flak rager waves

[thick fog]

Kill him

[hidden whale]

with shieldgryn

[round mica]

they are separated by marks as well

fuck u mean

[hidden whale]

just press F and deny their existence. feels great

[round mica]

plus its easier than to memorize the names

lul

[hidden whale]

also push to taunt is crazy powerful. picking up almost every elite in our path

no silly goober teammates allowed to eat overheads

[fiery wave]

Oh, they'll do plenty to get boxes of kraks.

[round mica]

idk what anyone says Indomitable is the best ogryn skill

[hidden whale]

why

[round mica]

because i said so

[thick fog]

nuh huh, we ogryns dont say pickaxe mark numbers here

[hidden whale]

too many numbers

[thick fog]

only the forge world names

[fiery wave]

So when did oggy get knoife, shivs and powersword?

[round mica]

i do

because im smarter

i can count

[fiery wave]

I said what I said.

[dry merlin]

Agreed. Every class and there mother can clear trash mobs, but they need a tank to handle aggro. Oggy dance on mobs while Scum spray and pray.

[lilac crag]

so true oomf

[elder merlin]

If only the randoms could kill armor

[fiery wave]

They shoot them.

[dry merlin]

Truth. Branx does work on enemy heavies. Im tired of teams lacking anti Crusher ability. Carapace armor? Try shivn that ya Scum

[hidden whale]

they can kill them pretty easily once you're spam staggering them into the floor >:)

[fiery wave]

Magdump vraks with rending?

[elder merlin]

Mostly see them just die

[fiery wave]

Oh. It happens. I just learnt to run away hard.

[limber matrix]

shiv is unironically really good against carapace

[dry merlin]

Brutish Strength Talent. Is it good on a slabgryn?

[orchid lynx]

U stand tight there and Ill get the ogryns, butter and a long stick

[round mica]

anyways its because it has a bleed addon that pairs well with another ability that gives you dmg resistance with the amount of bleed applied to enemies on melee

so you can have pretty good dmg res

[drowsy lynx]

Yum buttered ogryn kebabs

[fiery wave]

It annoys me as a frag vet that relies on owning the bleed stacks for toughness regen though.

[mystic socket]

I've been told a lot that staying together is a noob trap because if you split up you can cover more ground

[fiery wave]

Ignore them if you new.

[mystic socket]

and that calls to group up are bitchmade because it sounds like "grew pup" i.e. literally something a bitch would say

[fiery wave]

Splitting should only be done if you can solo or duo.

Most people can't do it on higher diffs.

If they wanna seperate, let them.

Just ignore them if they get trapper'd or dogged.

[hoary bough]

Hello

[fiery wave]

If they bitch about it, just tell them, "Didn't you say it's noob to stick together?"

[grand sinew]

Frfr

I ignore them and let smn else deal with it

[mystic shoal]

Actually wack as hell

No teammates, no coherency. No coherency, no toughness regen.

Sounds like someone who got a little too used to Vermintide 2 gameplay.

[fiery wave]

You can just dodge and dance as zealot or waste stamina and be next to puppo on arby.

[hoary bough]

Is there a forum of sorts for new warhammer comers?

[fiery wave]

Coherency is more just for safety in numbers, if bs silent trappers happen.

[silk crystal]

also, is there a darktide-specific general chat?

[mystic shoal]

You can. Not recommended at all for anyone who isn't VERY confident in their ability to do that.

[shy sandal]

Take everything that is said in this community with a grain of salt

[mystic shoal]

Disablers still exist. That's reason enough to at least be on the other side of the room.

[fiery wave]

I did say that above. Running off is a thing for people who can solo. Or duo if splitting up for some objectives.

[silk crystal]

i just use the melee knockback to stop the dogs from pinning me

[mystic shoal]

My experience with people who constantly split off is the main squad getting overrun and the idiot in question is now too far away and stuck behind too many enemies to come help us.

[mystic socket]

how can I prove I'm not a pussy with my crew while not failing every mission? I can't unlock auric. I like to play ogryn because I'm dumb as fuck IRL, they play the class that spams sword rly fast

they're all like "you want us to pamper u like a baby through the level"

[shy sandal]

For example:
Depending on who you ask. Hive Scum is wholesome chungus overpowered question mark?

Or low tier chud trash that needs to be executed (give me skitarii reeeeeeeeee)

[mystic socket]

also where are the skaven in 40k?

[fiery wave]

To be fair, if you are in damns, people expect most to not need handholding in anyway and to keep up.

[mystic shoal]

You're playing as them.

The Imperium is the 40k Skaven.

[shy sandal]

Tell them to go fuck themselves and wipe the shit stain from their undies

[fiery wave]

Thing is, if they are behind, you guys left them especially if there were disablers spawning.

[round mica]

idk why gw hasnt added skavens to 40k yet

[mystic shoal]

Nah, not behind. Ahead. Way, way, WAY ahead.

[round mica]

theyd be so fucking fun dude

[mystic shoal]

Problem is how do you separate them from the Orks

[fiery wave]

If ahead, that's a speedrunner. Just bunker down and prepare for a horde when they die.

[round mica]

theyre rats

done

[shy sandal]

Idk, space rats seems cool in concept, 0 sales in practice

[round mica]

who wouldnt want rats with jumpacks, or power armor

or using bolters

imagine a skaven killing a space marine with a fucking rusty machete

[mystic shoal]

How do you separate themes of lack of self preservation and unstable technology from the Orks who already are the holders of that theme

[mystic socket]

don't they use some wormhole tunnelling thing because they're too dumb for space travel?

and how do you seperate them from orcs in wh?

[mystic shoal]

The Orks also have similar themes of infestation. The Tyranids also have themes of sending tons and tons and tons of chaff ahead so their big units get preserved.

[graceful hamlet]

Orks in fantasy lack guns and science

[round mica]

orks are funny british who believe their unstable technology with the pure power of imagination, skavens are funny talking rats who use warp shenanigans for their unstable technology to work just barely that it doesnt explode upon first try

[round mica]

yeah but none of them use guns like skavens

[shy sandal]

Grown ass men whining in damnation, and if they're stuck there. Surprise, they suck themselved

[drowsy lynx]

Yes and because of this they likely escaped the end times catastrophe in Warhammer fantasy. It's possible they'll tunnel into the 40k universe

[mystic shoal]

The Orks are definitely known for their massive gunlines of stupidly innacurate weapons.

[mystic socket]

they'll never be a necron tier threat but they could cause serious planetary outbreaks

[tender horizon]

Orks have a semi seasonal "war of dakka" with tau

[mystic shoal]

Like, they'd have to basically reinvent the Skaven almost from the ground up because, when putting them in a game, they'd have way too many mechanical similarities to other factions who've been doing it for 40 years.

[tender horizon]

Skaven don't belong in 40k tbh

They're a very uniquely warhammer fantasy concept

[round mica]

you mean the U shaped stick with pointy ends? or the mini-gun that spews warpstone shenanigans

[mystic shoal]

Besides, the Skaven are already in two games.

[earnest oyster]

scab captain boss in havoc be like

[tender horizon]

That's only impressive because it's in fantasy

[round mica]

nuh uh i want space rats

[mystic shoal]

Let them be the iconic faction of the fantasy settings.

[earnest oyster]

#zealot-class message

[mystic shoal]

The most they'd ever do for Skaven is probably make them a very particular beastman in 40k, who already are the bastard forgotten children of every setting they've ever been a part of.

[hidden whale]

guys I just got steak, shrimp, and pasta

[mystic shoal]

Least played faction in Fantasy, deleted outright from AoS, only recently got a mere kill team for 40k.

[hidden whale]

u jelly?

[hidden whale]

I always forget people actually PLAY these races

my only warhammer exposure is total war and tides

[mystic shoal]

I think even in Total War they're the least played.

Which is why Taurox was the last time they got any attention back in 2, which was the last DLC for that game.

[shy sandal]

Man, i like shrimp

[mystic shoal]

And up to that point I don't think they had any attention.

[hidden whale]

although it might be cheaper for me to get into the series... I have an engineer friend who 3d prints his own army

[hidden whale]

if sushi didnt exist, shrimp would be my favorite seafood

by far

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimb

[modern bobcat]

Skaven were replaced in 40k by Tyranids as a conceptual shift

which better fits the setting

[tender horizon]

If you wanna be realistic Deldar, Orks, and Nids have different aspects of skaven

[modern bobcat]

Hungry devouring Ratmen

for hungry devouring Bugmen

[tender horizon]

Deldar have the politics, orks have the insane tech, nids have the mutations and mods

[hidden whale]

look what 40k needs to mimic a fraction of the Skaven empire

pathetic

[modern bobcat]

Agree, but Dark Eldar and Orks already had analogues in WHFantasyBattles

[tender horizon]

Fantasy was genuinely the best setting GW had, the game jusy sucked

[mystic shoal]

And if we really wanna get down to brass tacks, the Imperium has themes of almost everything the Skaven do except hunger.

[tender horizon]

Yeah

[hidden whale]

vermintide 2 and fantasy total war are so fire though

[tender horizon]

I mean WHFB

Yk

The models

Tabletop game

[hidden whale]

nope

[mystic shoal]

Supposedly people are pretty pleased so far with Old World.

Like, as a game.

[hidden whale]

I havent quite reached this stage of neckbeard yet

cause money constraints

[modern bobcat]

WH Fantasy is probably the most fun adaptation of Tolkien, much moreso than Gygax's original DND stuff was

[tender horizon]

I like fantasy as a setting cause it's Renaissance era tbh

Renaissance era fantasy>medieval era fantasy

[hidden whale]

counterpoint: Kerillian

[tender horizon]

I mean

She's a wood elf

[hidden whale]

I mean in general

[tender horizon]

Go look at the steam tanks and muskets everyone else has

[hidden whale]

just her general... existence

[mystic shoal]

Time periods are more fluid than you might think

If I recall, it's historically accurate to say a samurai, a cowboy, and a pirate all walk into a bar.

[tender horizon]

Yeah fun tumblr fact you're very smart

[mystic shoal]

And the Empire also throws in Holy Roman Empire visuals on top of Renaissance.

[low blade]

You can say this today too

[mystic shoal]

Then you've got Bretonnia so

I guess it depends on which part of the setting you're looking at when it comes to historical parallels.

It's renaissance-medieval-steampunk-stone age-ancient Egypt.

[modern bobcat]

I should read another Gotrek and Felix book

I met an Ogryn in Darktide called GOTREK yesterday

was very impressed he was still seeking death in the 41st Millenium

[hidden whale]

I saw one named Daddy yesterday

[silk crystal]

hey so did i miss a discord server onboarding thing or what? why dont i have a red name, the ability to use emojis, and so on?

do i just need to hang out more and eventually i will get that stuff?

[tender horizon]

yap

yap more

youll turn red

[drowsy lynx]

No one can post images here, but you get emoji and sticker rights by getting the convict role (red name) by posting enough times

Well mods can post images here and convicts can post images in other channels

[tender horizon]

are you defo down for gtfo later or no, lets me know what i can hard commit to

[silk crystal]

yeah i saw the pinned message and scrolled up and saw the mods took away image permissions from this channel

[drowsy lynx]

I should be free later to join sure

[tender horizon]

alright

[modern bobcat]

Is GTFO good?

[drowsy lynx]

Seems a bit niche but if you're willing to be methodical clearing things carefully and / or a team to play with I do think it's good

Definitely for people that like a challenge including some planning and foresight from my experience

[buoyant nexus]

are 17% toughness curios real

[dire crane]

I think I have one

I definitely have a 16%

[vivid tapir]

yes, I have a handful

[round mica]

they might not because for the life of me i cannot find a single one

[grand sinew]

Conversion hurt my head

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

I require sleep

It eludes me

[grand sinew]

Go sleep

Meletonin

I take 2 gummies before sleep

[light heron]

Sefoni pranks us by putting them in our dreams.

[earnest oyster]

only on characters you never play

[blazing ibex]

real

[visual vortex]

Yeah, I have them all 👍

That's why you never see them

[nocturne bloom]

New monster dropped

Classic green with strawberry

🗣️

[thick fog]

[carmine steppe]

Yooo I am finishing with Da Big Dakka

And this is an amazing book

And even better audiobook

[hidden whale]

🫃

[feral vessel]

rain world rian world RAIN WORLD

i haven't played that game in forever why am i like this

[thick coyote]

Not dragon tea lemon
Don't care

[fallen grotto]

Greetings darktide general

[thick coyote]

Strawberry lemonade Monster when

[fallen grotto]

Why

[nocturne bloom]

I dont fw low carb

[fallen grotto]

You have white monster ||that is in my pants||

(Im so sorry for this joke)

[thick coyote]

Is this white monster in the room with us rn?

(haha tiny pp joke please laugh)

[fallen grotto]

Haha, haha ha

Anyways how are you

[thick coyote]

I'm tired because it's Friday but it's Friday so I'm happy

Just another 40 minutes of work

[frosty moss]

[fallen grotto]

You can do it, cluth this work week king

[modest flume]

bro

fatshark you've got to be shitting me

I went down, bot tried to pick me up, but I crashed, failing the mission

[inland mantle]

Skill issue simple as

[blazing ibex]

When the shark is fat.

[fallen grotto]

Me when the shark is fat

[blazing ibex]

Me when the.

[modest flume]

Dude I was sweating my ass off, literally like 20m away from reviving my team

[blazing ibex]

When me the. Me the when.

[modest flume]

But Fatshark literally went "nah"

[inland mantle]

Flawless game with no bugs

[modest flume]

It was Gloriana when you go up the ramps

[fallen grotto]

Me when, me when the shark, me whem.... the shark is.... me when the fat

[inland mantle]

[modest flume]

I said it before and I'll say it again

I hate losing, and I hate losing to stupid shit even more

[modest flume]

gloriana isn't even on the board anymore

fuck's sake

genuinely pissed

[jade stump]

Reasonable crash out, I know I’d hate it when I get disconnected outta thin air and can’t go back in the mission

Alotta maps take a decent amount of time

[inland mantle]

Why I love VT a tiny bit more it has it's bugs but very rare to get ones that'll crash or boot you out of a match for no reason

[gloomy void]

Fatshark when Skinnyfish rolls up

[fallen grotto]

Skinnydolphin*

[sharp needle]

hey, i started yesterday and i see everyone talking about "havoc 20-30-40". What's havoc ?

[thick fog]

Endgame hardcore mode

Do not even bother with it until you got hundreds of hours

[sharp needle]

i'll grow old by the time i get there

[graceful hamlet]

You start at Havoc 1 and progress to Havoc 40 but if you wipe you go down a Havoc rank

Iirc

[sharp needle]

never expected to see pve ranked

[modest flume]

It's not really ranked, it's more.. a challenge tower

You go up to 40 levels

You have 3 consecutive losses before you go down 1

If you clear an Auric Maelstrom, you can jump to 16

Havoc 30+ is considered "the end game"

[feral vessel]

listening to Dredd (2012) OST while playing arbitrator hits a bit diff though

[modest flume]

Enemy HP, attack speed, damage, and corruption damage increases while your own defensive stats decrease

[feral vessel]

Wasn't it like, 30% HP and Toughness last time I checked?

Maybe less, don't remember.

[sharp needle]

i was expecting you to pull a "havoc 30 is where the game really begins" kind of thing

[modest flume]

Something like that, I have a chart somewhere

[modest flume]

Is that good or bad?

[sharp needle]

depends if you like the game

wich i do

[feral vessel]

The game really begins when you reach Damnation difficulty, though some would argue that Auric is when it really becomes a tide game.

[modest flume]

I've been playing since 2023 almost every day, so I think I do

[feral vessel]

Everything below that diff is just sorta.. boring.

[modest flume]

It's more like nothing scratches the itch like Darktide

[earnest oyster]

i like to listen to "Dead Space - Isaac's Breathing & Heartbeat - ASMR - 1 Hour"

full blast with full bass and all

really gives full horror immersion

[modest flume]

I want to play other games but it just doesn't do it for me like this game does

[sharp needle]

well i gotta level up then

i'm like, level 9

[modest flume]

Take your time

No rush

[feral vessel]

Meh. I'd reckon you're ready for your first Auric Maelstrom.

[modest flume]

I know a guy who started Havoc within a month of playing the game

[sharp needle]

i don't think i've even unlocked that

[modest flume]

Havoc is all a matter of just how comfortable you are playing your class and build

[feral vessel]

can show you tomorrow if you'll be on around this time if I'm bored

I've only done an Auric Maelstrom like once but it was hella fun.

[sharp needle]

i'm still in the phase of "try everything to see what you like"

[modest flume]

I'm still in the phase of that

I just recently put together a really nice BP Perfect Strike eviscerator build for Zealot and it's easily my favorite

[sharp needle]

i purchased the special edition thing so i got all the classes, right now i've enjoyed arbiter, hivescum and still gotta try ogryn

[carmine steppe]

Oh yeah go read da big dakka, it has one of the funniest moments I have seen in 40k

[modest flume]

I personally believe all classes are worth a try