general-chat

[arctic escarp]

brother would hate me

Im half Indian

[round mica]

idk man eagles and owls are very different from each other

[twin flower]

prolly doesnt know what the other one is

[tawny hearth]

yeah its why i'm confused on how you'd confuse the two if you came from a place that has animals to give you the context for either

[round mica]

tbh it was a public brazilian school they probably just filled the role

she was old asf and annoying too

[tawny hearth]

lol i bet

[round mica]

hitting up an artist on twitter hoping they make my commission

[twin flower]

wot happened to your last one

[arctic escarp]

one can assume the artist bail

[round mica]

tiktok guy said he was going to be busy for a while and to hit them up after some days pass

he just made the sketch so i didnt pay anything thank the gods

[twin flower]

thats good

would have liked to see the finished bit but ehh

[nova tangle]

So just got access to havoc, and...didn't realize it had a minimum party size. :/

[twin flower]

Minimum being a full party

[round mica]

im still going to hit them up later so there will be a finished piece, just not now

[nova tangle]

Oh, it needs a full party? Heh. Even better, lol.

[tawny hearth]

its the only thing people use the party finder for, and that works fine tbh

a quickplay would be better in havoc but the party finder does at least work

[twin flower]

Fair enough, id like to start drawing myself one of these days, pretty goated hobby

cant join mid havoc as well, and i dont think you'll want bots in your party

[round mica]

Same
Can't even properly draw a stick man

[twin flower]

just one of those moments where you picture it in your head but when you try and draw it, its justs..

[round mica]

Tried to do this once
it was a space marine helmet
Let's just say some gimp enjoyers would love the final result of my "drawing"

[swift crystal]

do i need a certain amount of messages before i get image perms i got a gameplay thingy i needa discuss in gameplay help

[twin flower]

just keep chatting til your name turns red

[swift crystal]

phooey

[tawny hearth]

yeah its like time and message based, if you chat here for a while over a bit you'll get it

[round mica]

Media perms aren't allowed on here but you need red role to post pics on other chats that allow it

[twin flower]

its not much i dont htink i got mine pretty quickly

[tawny hearth]

yeah it happens pretty fast

[swift crystal]

alrighty then

[hazy kestrel]

Haven’t talked about art in a while. What’s everyone’s favorite art movement and/or art piece?

[round mica]

the Bowser rule34 art that Nintendo took down due to copyrights that made the internet joke for months about this implied the cock design for Bowser was canon because Nintendo directly took it down

[mystic shoal]

That old retro black and white sci-fi art. Not sure if it has a specific name. But basically, stuff like the old Rogue Trader Warhammer stuff.

[hazy kestrel]

Thanks Lynxiee, I really wish I could unread this.

[twin flower]

Really?

[round mica]

Ay np dude I'm here every day to bring you knowledge that makes your brain bleed

[hazy kestrel]

That’s it, I’m getting me mallet!

[round mica]

Yeah it happened like in 2023 or something like that
It was twitter post like "Mario Characters and their dick shape" and Bowser's got taken down by Nintendo

then people started joking that the design was canon because it got taken down

[twin flower]

Wild

[round mica]

i found it sending it in your dms

[twin flower]

Hella wild

then again the amount of nsfw about mario, im not even surprised

[round mica]

the are rule34 art about jets

i am notsurprised

[twin flower]

r34 will outlast us all

[round mica]

I hope it does

[twin flower]

[fair bridge]

nah someone else

[lavish nacelle]

Guys

Hear me out

Uma Musume

And Warhammer

Collab

[formal mortar]

Yall ever buy snacks for someone but eat them on accident?

[round mica]

Goldshin as a Sister of Battle

[twin flower]

Wasnt there that one dude that made Gold Ship into a Sob

Hella clean art tho

[nova tangle]

The Emperor has blessed abhumans with his grace before. Once more couldn't hurt.

[fierce cave]

Shoot yourself

[lavish nacelle]

Which Uma would join what Spacemarine chapter

[fierce cave]

With stim pistol

[lavish nacelle]

@round mica this is the Official Uma Musume server response to you

[twin flower]

You make it sound like SoBs arent crazy

[round mica]

dude

SoB's are completely insane

[fierce cave]

Im

Gonna

[round mica]

she would fit right in

[fierce cave]

Im gonna

Drink

Bleach

Cause it would be funny

[round mica]

you think the space nun who drops off of churces from orbit blasting holy music and holy water are SANE?

[twin flower]

its like those tide pods all over again

[arctic escarp]

yeah theyre crazy, CRAZY IN LOVE WITH GOD

[fierce cave]

Yummy

[twin flower]

Bruh

[round mica]

or the people who would instantly shoot an infant for having the slighest hint of "corruption" when theyre just wounded from the on going war on their planet

like

no one in the imperium is sane

[arctic escarp]

aaah, the good guys

[round mica]

especially not a faction that is 100% zealots

[formal mortar]

Ogryn are sane

[fierce cave]

Joke to be made

But can't say

[round mica]

they're not sane but def having fun

[fierce cave]

Cause the bammer

[lavish nacelle]

Haru Uraru obvious Ultramarine

[arctic escarp]

ultramarine arent good people either 💀

[fierce cave]

The green ones

[twin flower]

ya gorl Urara

[formal mortar]

Ultramarines turn the milk blue

[lavish nacelle]

Yes but she’s so cute that she’d be peak for the poster boys

[twin flower]

Wuh

[lavish nacelle]

But perhaps the Salamanders would be better fit

[formal mortar]

Think karma just hit me, I ate all the cherry turnovers on my walk home that I bought for my gf and it just started to storm on me

[lavish nacelle]

The Emperor protects

And you have failed your duty

[arctic escarp]

I feel bad for laughing

[nova tangle]

No, no, change it back.

lol

[lavish nacelle]

It said dirty originally

[fierce cave]

Top 10 reasons to

[formal mortar]

She doesn't know I bought them

[fierce cave]

Be gay

Number one

No condoms

[lavish nacelle]

Heretic detected

[nova tangle]

I know, it was funnier.

[fierce cave]

Number two

It's free

This concludes my 10 reasons

[lavish nacelle]

who would win lowkey

Titus or 1000 Kriegsman

[somber stream]

STD is a thing you know

Protection, always

Also get to fucking bed

[twin flower]

[fierce cave]

Sand Titanic Dolphins?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[fierce cave]

Strange

[twin flower]

Wish we had sand titanic dolphines

[fierce cave]

Also

Fuk u

[somber stream]

You wish

[fierce cave]

Not really

[twin flower]

be a cool animal to have what you mean

[fierce cave]

Old

[trail isle]

I wish

[fierce cave]

Wish I

[trail isle]

I wish I

[fierce cave]

I wish I knew

I wish I knew you wanted me

[trail isle]

I hope one day you will know

[fierce cave]

@somber stream sugma

67% off Minecraft on Microsoft

Holy w

[trail isle]

is that like the idiot brother of sigmar?

[twin flower]

mmecraft

[fierce cave]

Sigma

[somber stream]

[fierce cave]

Smeeta kavat

He look stupud

[somber stream]

You look stupid

Chudette

[fierce cave]

I'm gonna kms now

[trail isle]

Such polite manners

[fierce cave]

[somber stream]

Fuck it's cold

[trail isle]

41 degrees celcius

💅

rather quite cold it is licht

[fierce cave]

Pussy

Lock in

[somber stream]

I'm sick you bastard

[fierce cave]

Wearing shorts

[fierce cave]

I am a sick bastard

Thanks for noticing

[ripe tangle]

I’ll have you know, I am VERY sane, and anyone who disagrees with me is a declared Heretic whom I will shoot in the head with my Holy Bolter.

[fierce cave]

Mentally unstable

May be sane

Not stable

[somber stream]

Do it, deliver me to him

[twin flower]

Lmao

[fierce cave]

Oh no a big tall lady is unloading in me

Oh nooo.....

[somber stream]

Have you tried not being Australian?

[ripe tangle]

…..

😐

[trail isle]

Kills psyker with bolter

[arctic escarp]

sisters is just gender inverted taliban if you think about it

[trail isle]

nah the drop bears would get me

[ripe tangle]

in a way kinda

[fierce cave]

The bantali

[somber stream]

What's a drop bear

[ripe tangle]

nabilat

[fierce cave]

Bear the drop

[somber stream]

I'm not familiar with this creature

[tawny hearth]

a bear that drops on you

from the trees

[trail isle]

there these koala like animals that just kinda drop from the trees

and just start clawing at your face

[ripe tangle]

Nabilat sounds like the name of a planet in Star Wars ngl.

[somber stream]

Koala-like animal

[trail isle]

yea

[somber stream]

You're telling me there's more of those asshole?

[twin flower]

Whats the aactual name of the animal

[trail isle]

my cousin died to one

[trail isle]

drop bears

[twin flower]

Dayum

[fierce cave]

Everyone has at least one asshole

[twin flower]

Really?

[trail isle]

Yea

their deadass called drop bears

[somber stream]

They're not even bear

I think they weight what, 20kg top?

[fierce cave]

What do you know about big hairy men

[ripe tangle]

Drop Bears are almost as deadly as the Hoop Snake and the Jackalope.

[somber stream]

Actually hold on

[fierce cave]

A lot now that I think about it

[ripe tangle]

actually they could be deadlier

[somber stream]

I hate Koalas

[trail isle]

i mean i think their already dangerous enough lucia

[twin flower]

What about those lizards that have a defense mechanism of climbing the tallest thing near it

in which case its you

[ripe tangle]

you mean Geckos?

[fierce cave]

I like thorny devils

They roll

[ripe tangle]

Geckos aren’t dangerous… they’re just cute

[twin flower]

cant remembah

aussie friend told me about it

[fierce cave]

The evil and intimidating gecko

[somber stream]

Geckos are cute, yeah

[past belfry]

is the game getting any pleague marines?

[somber stream]

Little dinosaurs, they won't remember you though

[fierce cave]

No

[twin flower]

Nope

[past belfry]

that would be cool lol

[fierce cave]

Top ten reasons

To reason

[ripe tangle]

did you know when Geckos get angry they open their mouths and hiss

like a cat

[somber stream]

Damn

[twin flower]

Would be hella cool but nah

Death Guard being murked by rejects? never in a million years

apparently

There was something floating around youtube for a bit about them hanging around DT because someone found mentions of drones in the game files iirc

[trail isle]

evil ass staring cat

[somber stream]

I wanted an Alpaca as a kid

To mount, also to pet. They look so fluff

But then i learn they spit and bite

[trail isle]

nah tbf the thunder hammer puts in good work

[ripe tangle]

I always thought tabletop was funny because you’ll have a Chaos Marine who’s apparently been on millions of campaigns and killed hundreds of thousands of people, but if the dice isn’t in his favor he could get killed by some random 19 year old with a Flashlight.

[trail isle]

• ogryn with slab shield

[twin flower]

I mean I would like to fight one in DT for sure

But wasnt the issue about how they'd portray you fighting death guard as a couple of nobodies

[trail isle]

saw this meme of like a squad of 10 ultramarines costing 90 points in total and they had like a total of 20 wounds combined

and then a khornate beserker or something costing 100 points for 10 wounds

only 6 attacks like damn

Korn suxs

[arctic escarp]

ay now

Korn has some good music

[vivid tapir]

I have successfully completed the Zealot masteries

[silk crystal]

well then, the second mission was so much easier than the first one

[digital lava]

How was the stun grenades

Lol

[whole glade]

sweet tea goog

[somber stream]

An Alpaca cost about €800, but need at least 1000 square meters of pasture according to regulation to own one

Fuck it

Maybe if i buy a farm...

[tawny hearth]

alpaca suck tbh, i like raising cows over alpaca, they are not assholes to you as often

[whole glade]

moo moos*

[twin flower]

i prolly couldnt bring myself to butcher cows you had raised if it was me

[somber stream]

Same

I pet several cows before, they're so loveable

[tawny hearth]

its the least fun part of the proccess but it feels better knowing they lived a good life if you were around for it tbh

[somber stream]

Like, dogs even

[twin flower]

Still

prolly too weakhearted for it ong lmao

[tawny hearth]

yeah its not fun, but its also incredibly human to eat everything around us

[twin flower]

I'd rather own land so I can grab all the stray doggos

[tawny hearth]

you could also just raise cows to keep

[hazy kestrel]

You dropped this, king: 👑

[somber stream]

Water Buffalo look badass af

[twin flower]

[tawny hearth]

like i've known a few people who raise cows for show reasons or just to keep a small herd around because they like cows

[twin flower]

Hey we got those around here

[somber stream]

You're Asian?

[twin flower]

Im basian

[whole glade]

based asian?

[twin flower]

[whole glade]

Genghis Khan?

[tawny hearth]

biggest thing around me are the moose... moose scare me man

[twin flower]

Yes, nah just the asian part

[somber stream]

You don't fuck with Moose

[whole glade]

meese*

[twin flower]

China isnt the only Asian country bruh

[gilded socket]

Oh im losing it

[whole glade]

china pretty neat with the monks

[whole glade]

girl, you been losing it

[twin flower]

le moonks

[somber stream]

A singular Moose can mess you up real bad, no need for a second lol

[twin flower]

Idk Ive never met them

[somber stream]

Also Khan is Mongol

[gilded socket]

I was doing fine for a bit

Now its just

Gone

[twin flower]

descent into chaos

[whole glade]

picks up wooden stick wih malicious intent

[whole glade]

no shit bubba

[tawny hearth]

i've run into mountain lions in the woods, bears (mostly black bears), elk, packs of coyotes... but the scariest moment i've had is when i turned a corner on a dense trail and just saw a baby moose standing there alone. Me and the person i was with froze and i just said "uh... do...do you see the mom?", we saw her later watching us as we left (wolves would scare me too but i've not run into them really, only from a distance)

[hazy kestrel]

Well, what triggered your downward spiral, if you do want to spill the tea.

[whole glade]

same tbf

[twin flower]

stay back I know Kung Fu!

[whole glade]

i have the power of the buddah and kung fu on my side

[twin flower]

the hell is bubba

Oh

[whole glade]

I SPELT IT WRONG

[twin flower]

Yes I saw that

[tawny hearth]

I know bubba, he's a jack of all trades near by me and takes on odd jobs around

[hazy kestrel]

Buddha

[whole glade]

NERRRD

NEEERRRRRRRRRRD

[hazy kestrel]

Meh, just proper spelling.

[somber stream]

Wolves would usually see you before you know they're even there, and they tend to avoid humans so it's not really an issue

Unless they're travelling in packs

[tawny hearth]

ehhhhhh yes and no lol... like yeah you're usually good but sometimes its just a bad day or time for them. Mountain lions are the same... they'll stalk you throughout their whole territory if they're bored

[digital lava]

Luv wulfs

[twin flower]

Bubba gump

[whole glade]

how about i cast a spell. I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION

[trail isle]

rude

[whole glade]

hey its me

[twin flower]

youre bubba?

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t defeat me Koz, I’ve already been through that hell.

[tawny hearth]

lol my dad almost got mauled to death by a moutain lion because it wanted to see what was in the weird box it found (he was in a hunting blind). He held the door shut with a rope tied to it as hard as he could till it got bored and went away

[hazy kestrel]

Fucking hurt.

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-chill-gif-4825138080902567122

[round mica]

release the fulgrim files

[somber stream]

The most dangerous wild animal i've ran into here is the wild boar lol, they WILL come for you if you're alone

[tawny hearth]

yeah boars will just kill you, outside of escaped ones we don't have those tho

[twin flower]

should see hippos

[tawny hearth]

water boars tbh

[twin flower]

coming at you like a missile on water

[ancient violet]

Dam I can't post my pic of a hippo 😔

[tawny hearth]

they don't even swim man, they just push off the bottom like scary grasshoppers

[twin flower]

i mean it works well enough to catch other animals and or people

[somber stream]

Hippos are op

1 Elefant and 20 lions or 10 hippos?

[silk crystal]

thats actually terrifying to anyone who gives bodies of water the proper respect

[twin flower]

Dear lawd

1 elephant

[gilded socket]

Something very personal

[gilded socket]

Now i have to start again

[tawny hearth]

lol it is scary, i'm just saying they reach that speed without swimming, they just float and hop which is somehow scarier

[twin flower]

they propel themselves forward with their farts everyone knows that

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences, and/or I hope things get better pal.

[tawny hearth]

the elephant would win in the end because that elephants family would ruin the families lives of those hippos and lions for generations and the hippos and lions WON'T EVEN REMEMBER

never start a blood fued with elephants or crows

[twin flower]

Elephant grudge

[somber stream]

Funny story

A guy live near me is marked by the local Crow population

[silk crystal]

yeah, but swimming is moving by using the water as leverage, but hippos dgaf and just push through despite the water's existence

[somber stream]

He wronged one of them and now the entire neighborhood is onto him lmao

[tawny hearth]

i've lived around enough crows to understand you have to be cool towards them because they will curse you otherwise

[twin flower]

beautiful birbs

ive only seen them a few times

[somber stream]

Oh real, i adore them for that actually

[twin flower]

that and like a forest owl

[tawny hearth]

they are great birds.. but they are like geese who tell their kids about what you did

[twin flower]

just staring at each other lmao

[twin flower]

"this one will give you bread"

[somber stream]

I actually wanted to raise a Raven so i'd have the hood™ protection

But until i find myself a bigger place to live in, that'll have to wait

[twin flower]

can you own one as pets there

[somber stream]

Certainly

[silk crystal]

there was a family of owls living in my parents neighborhood, but that was several years ago
i hope the owls just moved to better hunting grounds and didnt die off

[twin flower]

Wonder how they get them to sell

[tawny hearth]

"this one tried to kick your cousin todd, so if you can eat his liver then its all green lights there bud"

[tawny hearth]

they tend to range far, they might be in the same area just some miles away

and owls dont' really share that space very much with other owls

[silk crystal]

i knew it was a family because i heard a couple of owl calls from different directions, and i managed to track down what owl the call was from and what the call meant
turns out it was a family tracking call, so the parent owl would know where the younger owl was

i didnt even know owls did that tbh

[ancient violet]

Wait we talking about bird watching?

[somber stream]

We're talking animals

[twin flower]

kinda reminds me of something happened where i live about a tourist lmao

[gilded socket]

I hope so too

[silk crystal]

meanwhile the deer in my parents neighborhood have negative levels of f---s to give, they will walk up and eat your flowers right out of the pots on your front porch

[tawny hearth]

i'm assuming they weren't barn owls because you aren't describing it as "it sounded like someone was being strangled in the woods"

[twin flower]

A diver almost died because a dugong was like dragging him around the sea floor

turns out it just wanted to play

[hazy kestrel]

The heck is a dugong?

[hazy kestrel]

Burgle moment.

[ancient violet]

Huggs

[tawny hearth]

octopus will almost kill people too just checking things out

[twin flower]

Uhh, sort of like a Sea Cow?

[hazy kestrel]

That doesn’t help lmao.

[somber stream]

dugong are usually passive

[silk crystal]

those are manatees i thought?

[hazy kestrel]

Time to google I guess

[ancient violet]

Manatee

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[tawny hearth]

its like a manatee, same shape but VERY different evolutionary paths if i'm remembering right (i might be wrong tho)

[hazy kestrel]

Those guys are pretty neato

[twin flower]

I dunno the other term

We call them Dugongs around here

[ancient violet]

Fun fact, y'all know the closest living relative of Manatees?

[coarse tiger]

When new class cmon gimme

[coarse tiger]

[silk crystal]

i swear if its dolphins or orcas

[ancient violet]

No not even close

[silk crystal]

good

[ancient violet]

The closest living relatives of whales are horses and hippos

[tawny hearth]

that makes sense tbh... if you've seen their skeles at least

[twin flower]

really?

[silk crystal]

so manatees are related to cows or pigs im guessing?

or is it something super weird like foxes or dogs/wolves?

[tawny hearth]

one of the "animal facts" that people bring up that i hate is "birds are related to dinosaurs"... like no they aren't... they are literally the dinos who survived, not related, are. And trying to explain to people that pterodactyls are not dinosaurs at all

[somber stream]

Chickens are dinosaur confirmed

[ancient violet]

Whales belong to Artiodactyls

Which includes cows, pigs, hippos, horses, giraffes, deer, ect ..

Manatees are not in that order

[tawny hearth]

yeah they split later

[ancient violet]

No

[silk crystal]

so im going to guess manatees are related to something with paws?

[ancient violet]

Manatees and Whales are not in the same order

[silk crystal]

everything you named for whales was hooved?

[tawny hearth]

thought they split from a different group later in earths history but honestly my evolutionary science is like... bare bones at best

[ancient violet]

No that's carnivoria

That includes cats, dogs, seals, bears, weasels, and badgers

[blazing hawk]

You?

[ancient violet]

No

[silk crystal]

"your mom" was right there

[ancient violet]

I'll give y'all a hint, look at the nose

[blazing hawk]

I was about to follow it up you cunt

[ancient violet]

And their wrinkly skin

[blazing hawk]

Your grandmother?

[ancient violet]

Got em

[silk crystal]

pugs

[blazing hawk]

No no that's average londoner

[silk crystal]

[ancient violet]

Yes, before they all evolved into hoofed animals, the first members of the order where carnivores

Their hooves were originally similar to claws

They looked like wolves

[tawny hearth]

yeah looking at the shapes of hooves can tell you alot because theres a few kinds that come about if i'm remembering right

[ancient violet]

The first whales were basically furry crocodiles

Eventually they realized that being on land was for losers

[tawny hearth]

some things turns their toes into hooves and some things its more like their actual foot if i remember right? but man its been too long since i did classes and some of that info is 100% out of date

[ancient violet]

Y'all give up? 😔

I think the reason why people can't find the resemblance is because of the nose

What other animal is wrinkly and has an interesting nose

[hazy kestrel]

An aardvark

[ancient violet]

That's actually in the correct order

But there is a much more famous animal in that group

Everyone here knows it

[tawny hearth]

remember when arthur and his family looked like actual aardvarks and not capybara?

[ancient violet]

Tapirs are also in that group

Again, an interesting nose 🤔

[hazy kestrel]

An elephant has a funny nose

[ancient violet]

🍻

Yesir

Manatees are just water elephants

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.

Oh crap, I have work tomorrow.

Goodnight pals.

[somber stream]

My fondness for animal is ranked by how feasible is it for me to pet them

[hazy kestrel]

Chickens are cool in that regard.

[ancient violet]

Petting an elephant is a different experience

[tawny hearth]

i judge animals based on their principles, so like... i 100% can't pet a canadian goose... but i love them

[ancient violet]

They are extremely gentle for their size if they respect you

[tawny hearth]

i hate otters

[somber stream]

I pet one while in Thailand, i can tell they're super sad though

[ancient violet]

Face the wall

[somber stream]

Having to carry people back and forth day after day

[ancient violet]

99% of the time those elephants are abused

[tawny hearth]

they are terrible creatures lol, them an dolphins do too many weird things for me to enjoy them

[somber stream]

Yeah

[ancient violet]

Guys we need to save the world

Elephants live there!

[fierce cave]

Nah

[tawny hearth]

camels feel the same when when you see them being carted around as "rides" for events and stuff... not AS sad a the elephants but you can still tell they hate it

[silk crystal]

otters are in the "cute but i wouldn't want to have one angry at me" category
mustelids in general are like that, they look cute but are a carnivorous muscle snake with super sharp teeth and not enough people respect that

[ancient violet]

Camels hate everything tho

They are domesticated too so the relationship is a bit different

Elephants are abused since they are babies

[somber stream]

Yeah Camels are cunts

[ancient violet]

Camels are just a force of nature that is impossible to control

[dull hamlet]

Cry of the last mammoth

[somber stream]

Right up there with Goose

[tawny hearth]

yeah they hate everything like an alpaca or lama does lol... but you can still tell when they really aren't liking it... its like a cow or a horse

[ancient violet]

Literally just evolutionary freaks

[silk crystal]

geese are feathered cobras with anger management issues

[ancient violet]

Lamas, Camels, and Alpaca are all in the same family as well

[vivid tapir]

sorry I was scrubbing the nurgle off me, I actually got some help with that one from some really cool people in this server! Very helpful

[tawny hearth]

i smile every time i see the geese that mirgrate through my area beating up a kid who tried to mess with their babies

[silk crystal]

[ancient violet]

Fun fact, Lamas, Camels, and Alpacas can reproduce with each other perfectly with no genetic issues whatsoever

[somber stream]

One went after me some years ago, i grabbed the sucker's neck, did a 360 spin and throw it away

[ancient violet]

They are just built different

[somber stream]

It came back for more.

[fierce cave]

Came

Hehe

[ancient violet]

Camels are just freaks of nature tho

[tawny hearth]

they are protected where i'm at, thats a hefty fine thats not worth it , like the cops here will give you a ticket for crowding a flock with your car while they cross

[somber stream]

Not a crime if you're not caught

[tawny hearth]

i wish mules were easier to reproduce and not a (mostly) single generation thing. They are like... cool horses that you have to reason with or they won't do anything

[ancient violet]

They can't get cancer, they can survive 40 degrees of temperature changes, they can survive a month without any water, they can literally eat anything, their mouths are made of leather, their cells can fight off all diseases, their feet are literally snow shoes, their sinuses are an air conditioning system, they piss gel instead of liquid, they can drink salt water

What did God create

But the perfect organism

[tawny hearth]

i think we're finding that most things that "can't get cancer" actually can, its just ALOT less likely... but uh... the current damage we are doing to the world is proving the "can't" part wrong

[uneven ermine]

What creature we talking about

[somber stream]

That would be the cat

[uneven ermine]

Crabs?

[fierce cave]

That's every crime

[fierce cave]

Xenomorph reference

[tawny hearth]

everything turns into a crab if you give it enough time and pressure

[fierce cave]

I LOVE ALIEN

[gilded socket]

Gay

[fierce cave]

Only for you

[gilded socket]

Huh

[fierce cave]

Le epik rizz

[ancient violet]

Ok and?

[gilded socket]

What?

[uneven ermine]

Crabstartes

[gilded socket]

Its cool

[ancient violet]

Good

[somber stream]

[gilded socket]

Dont just say things and dip brah

[gilded socket]

CAS

[ancient violet]

Can we get some Alpaca posters in the chat? 🦙

[somber stream]

I'm not in the dank servers so i lack access to awesome animal stickers

I wonder what would the 12yo me think when he see his oldself type out those text

[rocky heart]

🦙

[fierce cave]

Cringe

[somber stream]

That i may be, but i'm also free

[fierce cave]

Free use?

Ew

[formal mortar]

Should I eat cereal 🤔

[gilded socket]

Milky nails

[formal mortar]

[twin flower]

Cereal with canned chicken

[ripe tangle]

that’s cursed.

[twin flower]

its being poor

[ripe tangle]

I’m not mocking your poverty, but eating those two things together doesn’t sound pleasant…

[gilded socket]

Youre cursed

Vut

Vut

Vut

Vut

Vut

[ripe tangle]

Maxine calm down.

[gilded socket]

Okay hadron….

[gilded socket]

Vut

Vut

Vut

[ripe tangle]

Maxine, I’m going to strike you repeatedly with a piece of wood if you don’t cease the spam.

[low blade]

Dude I love the infantry lasgun so much is unreal

[twin flower]

Needs a buff

[low blade]

Deadly Accurate and Headhunter and just click heads

[twin flower]

Its oh-kay, but it like falls off pretty bad in higher diffs

[low blade]

Even so, i have stubbornly used this thing since the Closed Beta

[low blade]

I quickplay Aurics with it and to me it feels entirely dependent on my own ability to hit headshots

[twin flower]

Its just funny the las pistol outperforms the las rifle in general

[somber stream]

Infantry Lasgun is good up to Havoc 20

Above that you're just trolling

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Not saying it's impossible to lol, just take a whole lot more work than you need compare to the other wares, and your mates are likely long dead by then

[twin flower]

Infernus should be applied by default on all lasguns reeeeee

[tawny hearth]

lol it can be a side arm if you don't mind mag dumping things

on a melee build i mean... not a good one... but it can

[low blade]

I earned TS, I DID my time in that prison

[gilded socket]

Vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut vut

[somber stream]

I prefer not to have my balls crushed playing games

But i understand the need

[low blade]

With the infantry lasgun I usually take a shovel and just knock the shit outta everything that gets close

[twin flower]

Blessing on a stick that one

[somber stream]

Shovel Mk.I, all you need

[tawny hearth]

if you're not feeling like Guts at the end of the golden age arc are you really gaming?

[main zephyr]

one of my favorite 40k moments was when a kroot met a flayed one for the first time

it was horrific

[twin flower]

Have your gorl stolen, arm bit off and eye poked out

[somber stream]

Griffith... Abominable demon. May his name be forever forgotten

[tawny hearth]

just a struggler struggling

[ancient violet]

Berserk fans when

When

When

[twin flower]

"Griffith did nothing wrong"

[gilded socket]

They dont read their own media

[ancient violet]

Guys it was justified

[gilded socket]

Many dutch cases

[ancient violet]

Make the world a better place

[twin flower]

Did what he's always done

[ancient violet]

Y'all can't see the vision

[tawny hearth]

i really like that elden ring took that character idea of griffith and retooled it to be slightly easier to not think griffith is cool if you lack media literacy

[ancient violet]

You mean Fear and Hunger?

[twin flower]

Elden Ring did that?

Fear and Honger

[tawny hearth]

miquella

[twin flower]

i never beat Termina

[tawny hearth]

miquella is a similar character to griffith with alot of the same chracter flaws

[ancient violet]

Fear and Hunger fans when you make a Biblical reference for the 8843936739292th time:

🤯

[twin flower]

I kinda dropped Elden Ring for a bit so I never finished it

I stopped around the Fire Giant

[somber stream]

I'm just glad my boy Mogh beat the allegations and came out clean

[twin flower]

Lmao

[ancient violet]

Guys what if we made the Bible, but edgy???

Roaring applause

[twin flower]

The Mogh'lester turned out to be the Mohg'lested

[grand sinew]

She fear on my hunger till I termina

[tender horizon]

That's like, basically the end man

[ancient violet]

Game hard

AMIRITE!?!????

[twin flower]

I mean the DLC's were still there

Scadu Tree was just as long people say

[tender horizon]

You don't have to play it tbf

And yes Shadow is pretty fuckin long tbh

[somber stream]

About 3/4th of the main game

[ancient violet]

Fear and Hunger 3 should be about the American food industry

Change my mind

[tender horizon]

Depending on who you are that's 300 hours

I know a dude who spent 80 hours in limgrave

[somber stream]

Took me about 5 days of continuous playing

I booked a whole week off back when it launched

[tender horizon]

I think ER took me about 100 hours in my first run

I was unemployed and played it for like 300 hours straight on launch

Good times tbh

[somber stream]

Indeed

[graceful hamlet]

Elden Ring is just Dark Souls 2 2, which is peak.

[ancient violet]

The new god should be Kennedy

He represents the idea of not taking vaccines and dying to preventable diseases

[graceful hamlet]

And drinker of raw milk

[ancient violet]

Truly an eldritch horror

[graceful hamlet]

(Don’t look up the details on raw milk if you have a weak stomach)

[somber stream]

Milk straight from the faucet is something else

[twin flower]

Faucet?

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, the faucet that’s sitting next to a clogged toilet at Taco Bell

[ancient violet]

Guys I love drinking Ecoli 😩

Imagine trying to keep a gallon of that shit

Brother that spoils in 2 minutes 💀

[silk crystal]

oh god, its late at night when the "special" teams show up

[drowsy prawn]

did someone say gallons

[silk crystal]

just had a horrible run where one guy kept stealing all the ammo even though he was missing like 1 bullet, and another guy kept running ahead while refusing to heal

i think thats my cue to stop playing for the night

[ancient violet]

Yeah gimmie that shit RAW 😈

[low blade]

They're calling this the most heresy difficulty mission post of all time

[silk crystal]

i mean im new, and ive noticed twice that late at night the paste eaters come out to play

[timid geyser]

Are you playing in like Auric difficulty?

[silk crystal]

no, will need to double check the difficulty name, but its the one-skull difficulty

[timid geyser]

Uprising?

[silk crystal]

yeah that

[ancient violet]

💀

[timid geyser]

Dog q.q

Why tf you even care what you teammates are doing at that difficulty

[low blade]

We all gotta start somewhere 🤝

[somber stream]

He did said he's new

[silk crystal]

^^^^^^^^^^

[timid geyser]

Im more so curious why anyone cares about another person efficency at that low of a level

the dudes could be eatting glue afk in a corner and it wouldnt matter youd still clear the mission asleep

[somber stream]

Also just play the game normally, it's basically learning stage at that diff

[timid geyser]

The dude probably wasnt healing cause he doesnt need to XD

[silk crystal]

its not that i care about "efficiency" its more that im saying "I need ammo" because im down to mid double digits left, and the guy runs ahead, fires a single shot, and then yoinks the ammo out from under me

[halcyon pebble]

You would be surprised, new player can still fail uprising diff

[timid geyser]

gotta get there first

[low blade]

You shoulda seen the closed beta it was like we were all lobotomized

[timid geyser]

I wouldnt care what anyone was doing in uprising

they can go goon in a corner for all i care

[ancient violet]

Space Marine fans be like:

"Where is my event action button?"

[halcyon pebble]

Yea thats me, get downed by shotgunner in beta

[low blade]

People used to lose. To Captains. It was sickening

[silk crystal]

ive failed the first mission like 3 times before i got a non-lobotomized squad to finish it with, the next two missions were fine, and then the fourth mission brought out the lobotomites again because its past 10 pm CST i guess

[timid geyser]

Lowkey if im playing uprising im probably watching another video on my 2nd monitor over playing the game q.q

[ancient violet]

If you can wait 30 minutes I'll be on

[timid geyser]

Im most likely playing the game purely on sound XD

[low blade]

I remember a minor spat where someone sent me a hate DM because we were arguing over the Captains attack pattern with his plasma pistol in this very General...

[timid geyser]

I lowkey pissing damnation is locked for new players

cause heresy is so easy q.q

[silk crystal]

i mean, i have no good gear, i cant even get curios im so low level

cant do damage with no good gear

[timid geyser]

I legit was doing heresy at lvl 1

with the basic weapons

its pretty easy

[ancient violet]

Yes yes we get it you are "good" at the game

Can we all go back to shitposting pls 😭

[low blade]

I wouldnt worry about gear, just learn the basics and get on that grind

[timid geyser]

Curios are also defensive buffs so they wouldnt help you do damage

Yeah tbh gear just helps you do the missions faster

[low blade]

As for curios you gotta cycle through a few shit ones before max level anyway

[silk crystal]

im working on it, and ive noticed my survivability going up as i learn to do melee better, so thats nice

[timid geyser]

legit just slap on a toughness curio with any thing on it

[low blade]

As for actual curio advice, wounds are useless on every build except martyr

[silk crystal]

good to know

[halcyon pebble]

Darktide is boiled down to basic mechanic, dodge ,melee combo, slide you can breeze thru if you know stuff

[low blade]

Genuinely start on a class like Zealot and you'll breeze through the rest

[timid geyser]

should start with the class that looks the coolest

[low blade]

Wounds let you go down more, but its better to just not go down at all and not plan for failing at all

[timid geyser]

I gotta level a weapon

I need to start pushing auric difficulty more but the biggest issue is if im not playihng with a build I like I die often XD

and im using the middle arbs purple talent the weapon swapping one

and its lowkey kind of shitty

[low blade]

I quickplay Auric and then my brain turns off and then 25-35 minutes later I'm back in the mourningstar

[timid geyser]

thats how i feel when im using the other builds

like forceful

[halcyon pebble]

Its good for shotguns, not good for other weapon

[timid geyser]

Im using it to get the penance and then im swapping off

[low blade]

Arbites has guns besides the shotgun?

[timid geyser]

the autopistol is so fun to use on arbs

[halcyon pebble]

Bolter

[low blade]

Never heard of her

Another shell in the horde

[timid geyser]

You take the auto pistol and basically use it for everything but crushers XD

[low blade]

Another 20 trillion shotgun shells to Atoma

[timid geyser]

blaze away with pinning fire gives you what

65% strength when you empty a mag

fucking RIPS maulers

[quaint moss]

:3

[twin flower]

Bolbgun?

[quaint moss]

bobble gun :>

[twin flower]

Blobgun

[trail isle]

da masta cheib

[lapis night]

Mornin gitz

[twin flower]

[low blade]

They should add an Ork Shoota to Darktide and it explodes and instantly kills you when you pull the trigger

And if you do this 1000 times you unlock the Ork Freeboota class

[twin flower]

Have it be a percent chance

be even funnier

[low blade]

I'll take my check in the mail, Fatshark

[twin flower]

Imagine being last one standing and do so well and the thing that gets you is your own gun

[vague elm]

Shokk Attack Gun

[low blade]

Next DLC class trailer starts with a Cogboy walking out and then he gets jumped by an Ork

Another Cogboy Coper meltdown over peak

[rain idol]

Any bets on when the next trailer is coming out?

[lethal solstice]

Never

Game is done

Go home

[white root]

wtf do i do after i maxed out the classes i like?

[cosmic burrow]

You can play the game

Lvl weapons

Do penances

[lethal solstice]

Play them

Collect weapons

[sturdy canyon]

you play classes that you don't like and suffer

[trail isle]

i dislike plasma gunners

[tawny hearth]

i treat this game the same as i did left4dead, i just play the game because i enjoy the combat and play at whatever difficulty gives me the most fun at the time

[whole glade]

i wish i could achive the level of chill and happiness of a monk

they seem chill as hell

[nocturne bloom]

i love it when new people in helldivers activate the hellbomb on your back and then bitch and kick you when they die

i had enough and dropped it then kicked the guy into it

[glossy bear]

I like that Jasper Kyd made an ost called The Arbites

[whole glade]

he also made AC valhallas ost

best in the series

[tawny hearth]

yeah his music is just good man

[whole glade]

bro got einar selvik to collab

AUGHHH ITS PEAK

[prisma cypress]

[trail isle]

doro

[whole glade]

i love rewatching deadmeat vids

[jaunty path]

I..

feel I know that

Oh its kill count

[whole glade]

huh?

you forgot the annual horror rumble.

[graceful hamlet]

Horrorslop

[whole glade]

im not falling for that dingus

[tawny hearth]

dinguslop

[whole glade]

gingus slop

[tawny hearth]

man its half making me sad that its so much easier to lazy carry a lobby with box scum than rampage scum just because of the random team buffs and corruption clearing

i like box scum but i like rampage scum more lol

[stable merlin]

Future new Darktide Monstosity Idea: Death Guard Raptor. This large superhuman formidable adversary from the Death Guards Traitor Legion, a Chaos Space Marine Legion devoted to Nurgle. The Raptor wields a chainsword and a combi-tox flamer but will use his jump pack for maneuverability and to crush his enemies. He is considered to be carapace armored, with his weak point being the head.

[lethal solstice]

No marines

Fatshark said no marines

[somber stream]

No Mahrens

[timid geyser]

no friendly marines

[lethal solstice]

Just no marines

Marines are lame in human stories

[stable merlin]

No space marines on your side on Tertium, the strike team must work together to overcome a Chaos Space Marine.

[tawny hearth]

yeah like... i could see the games story eventually leading to 1 spikey marine being an encounter as like... a "we gotta stop it now or we lose everything" but it would be like skittergate... a one time story boss and not a random monster

[somber stream]

If there's a Chaos marine, surely there will be a Loyalist marine

[tawny hearth]

its currently hard to get to this planet so it could possible work out that we'd have to suddenly deal with it... BUUUUUT i think we'd deal with something more summoned and demonic given how this cult seems to work

[somber stream]

Yeah sounds more logical that way

[modern bobcat]

it just looks like a Deathguard marine

it's actually 5 Nurglings in a suit of armour

[tawny hearth]

a nurgling boss fight would be so funny

[stable merlin]

The Death Guard legion is more support on Tertium than the main antagonist faction, supporting the scabs and dregs with smaller numbers of Raptors. This should explain the monstosity status of this type of Chaos Marine.

[lethal solstice]

That wouldn't happen

[modern bobcat]

We'd honestly be better off with some minor Daemons than Chaos Marines

[timid geyser]

..shrugs.. fuck the lore I just want cool boss fights

[modern bobcat]

Plague Bearers, Nurglings, Herald of Nurgle as Monstrosity

[tawny hearth]

i just don't think we'd see more than one, i think the boss calling the shots is a little to big on self perseverance to stick around and deal with boys that spikey

[lethal solstice]

Marines immediately take control of like every warzone they're in

[modern bobcat]

maybe an Exalted Plaguebearer as a Monstrosity

Plaguebearers as Elites on parr with Crushers/Bulwarks

[somber stream]

More advanced chaos type enemies will surely emerge, as will new class to go along with the story

[timid geyser]

Its funny how people treat space marines in the lore as these big deals that require planning and execution to handle correctly

[fiery wave]

So you mean a GUO constantly shidding them out?

[timid geyser]

and on the tabletop their a basic infantry unit

that dies as fast as any other unit

[lethal solstice]

Yeah we could just demolish one

But narratively they're not it for dt

[modern bobcat]

Mechanically a Deathguard marine would not be a good fit either though

[fiery wave]

Just let us show the power of the guard. Fight a GUO and (inf)krak it to death.

[lethal solstice]

Guo is actually out of our ability

We would just die

[tawny hearth]

lol not even, like make them a randomly spawning monstrosity where the whole pack shares the life bar up top and have them just come at you like the little nightmares they are

[modern bobcat]

Would have to have stronger armour than Carapace, a kind of pox-gas aura/Rotten Armour buff, would have to be as fast as melee twin in melee combat while also being as large as a Crusher/more mass than a Bulwark

[tawny hearth]

like a very small pack of them

[modern bobcat]

Would be very un-fun to fight

[fiery wave]

Eh, balancing would be so, if you consider other games.

[somber stream]

A GUO means the world is fit for exterminatus

[timid geyser]

Wish they felt like that to play in space marine 2

[modern bobcat]

It would be similar to the Chaos Lord fight in Vermintide 2 but much more of a bullet sponge

[stable merlin]

The Raptor is to be balanced on par with the other monstrosities that randomly spawn. In fact, the Raptor can randomly spawn as a monstrosity boss fight.

[lethal solstice]

Yeah you said that

[modern bobcat]

Titus is a softboi, it's not his fault

[lethal solstice]

It wouldn't fit right though

Death guard also don't have raptors

[timid geyser]

i feel like the rejects could outrun him q.q

[lethal solstice]

Big slow attrition based fat fucks are not known for jetpacking around

[modern bobcat]

They do need to find some way to add a more magic focused boss fight as they had with Burblespue Halescourge in VT2

An actual Nurglite psyker

who can do something interesting

[lethal solstice]

Please no halescourge is a terrible fight

Its so bad

[modern bobcat]

instead of a Daemonhost who acts as a melee enemy

[modern bobcat]

Quiet you, we don't insult Burblespue in this house. He was an Italian-American hero

[tawny hearth]

yeah Bumblebee Hamstersquire is the worst fight in vt2 tbh

[somber stream]

How do we counter brain burst

[fiery wave]

He should be sentenced to fight that at 400 ping.

[tawny hearth]

clench everything.... or is it relax...

[modern bobcat]

I have, it was easy

You just needed at-launch Warrior Priest of Sigmar

He was so ridiculously OP XD

[fiery wave]

So pay2win again.

[lethal solstice]

Have you tried hosting

[rough verge]

Rock and Stone⛏️🪨

[modern bobcat]

uh, based???

[tawny hearth]

its more like they got burned for releasing strong but hard to access dlc classes and so they overcompensate every time now after to avoid people getting super mad that the "new class sucks"... i mean look at scum, op af and people were saying it sucks

[modern bobcat]

FOR ROCK AND STONE

[rough verge]

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE

[fiery wave]

And they buffed them, like Jesus Christ ppl.

[modern bobcat]

Speaking of Rock and Stone, the next DLC class should be a Squat

[rough verge]

So what is the darktide endgame other than havok and buildcrafting

[somber stream]

FS said due to map design, short people aren't allowed

[stable merlin]

Actually, the next DLC class should be a Techolyte, a Admech Techpriest Acolyte.

[lethal solstice]

silly builds

Self imposed challenges

[fiery wave]

It's like a skill issue they have but refuse to admit it.

[lethal solstice]

No it shouldn't

[fiery wave]

+9 stamina.

[lethal solstice]

It'd be really funny

[lethal solstice]

Not silly

[fiery wave]

On oggy.

[lethal solstice]

Also not silly

Thats just dumb

Theres no reason to

Silly implies it does something interesting

[fiery wave]

That's because nobody goes middle keystone.

[tawny hearth]

lol at least some of them are just unaware of how bad they are at the game because they haven't gone off the deep end yet so i give those people a pass

[somber stream]

They should add something fun like a sanctioned Xeno instead of vet 3.0

[wooden creek]

They haven't explicitly said that. What they have said is that initially they were considering squats but didn't want to do space Bardin, and they have also said that getting the level design to work around ogryns was quite a bit of a headache. People have sortof connected the dots there but it's not based on a specific thing FS has said.

[somber stream]

Dev can say a lot of things but it's up to them if they want to go through with that anyway, we'll see

[gilded socket]

Man

[tawny hearth]

i think a tech based class that isn't admech but more like a special operative of of our inquisitors groups would be fun... like a spy or something like that

or they could also bring in a cult or something living on the ship (a "good" cult ) if there are any

[timid geyser]

in theory we would need another ability based class XD

[lethal solstice]

The imperium is a cult

[trail bramble]

neither of those are a thing in 40k though

[wooden creek]

I'd say the average squat is within the height range where it could work within DT's design. Our shortest humans are pretty short after all.

[tawny hearth]

yeah i meant things like death cults or some other battle focused cult around thats doing sanctioned worship

[wooden creek]

It's ratlings that would be the bigger headache

[trail bramble]

unless you're talking death cults which are again just imperium worshipers

[lethal solstice]

Death cultist is zealot right tree

[fiery wave]

True. Ah well...

[fiery wave]

Nu, vet 7.0. gud.

[tawny hearth]

yeah, and there are plenty of "normal but exceptional people" in inquisitor and rogue trader based stories so i more meant a class of that sort of thing... like an agent within the ranks

[somber stream]

Yes i'd love yet another humanoid gun blazing class

[trail bramble]

There are ones that are more like vindicare iirc, but that's also covered by vets

[tawny hearth]

i mean all classes are just gonna be "kill: the class" in this game

[trail bramble]

isn't that just what vet and zealot are

[tawny hearth]

different death cults can have different styles so it could be made as a class

[tawny hearth]

also scum, also ogryn, our oggys are very special

[lethal solstice]

What would they do

Scum is fragile frontline

[tawny hearth]

a true melee only class could be an option, blood focused other things

scum is hyper tanky

[lethal solstice]

Comparatively

Its fragile

And melee only in darktide would be super iffy

[trail bramble]

also wouldn't work in the game because unlike VT there are zillions more ranged enemies

[tawny hearth]

yeah would be a nightmare, maybe make it "throwing weapons only" for ranged but make them super usable

[tawny hearth]

well it could work for the class in a vacuum but it would make it zero fun for the rest of the team because you'd have to make it so op

i mostly only melee so much so its not that impossible

with a few more tools i could melee only

comfortably i should say, i think i can auric melee only if i wanted to but theres some situations where thats too much work to be fun

not havoc tho

[timid geyser]

Jesus

[fiery wave]

You could no gun zealot, if you are god at throwing knoifes.

[timid geyser]

I just had every single person all go down at the same time XD

[lethal solstice]

Thats a ranged

[timid geyser]

I got hit by a trapper and everyone else died DX

[lethal solstice]

Tknives are just revolver

[fiery wave]

That's a blitz.

[tawny hearth]

those losses make me laugh , its like everythings smooth and now the games just done, everyone go home

[lethal solstice]

You a throwing a projectile

That does direct damage

[timid geyser]

It was during the legit start of the dark communion finale

we JUST killed the first ritual dudes

[fiery wave]

That would imply grenades are ranged as well, when they aren't really.

[tawny hearth]

oh right after the bubble pop can be wipe city

[lethal solstice]

Read the second qualifier

[timid geyser]

I feel like Arbs shield and maul can melee only pretty smoothly

[lyric frigate]

killing the twins and immediately dying to the legion of ragers on orthus offensive

[fiery wave]

Grenades do 1 damage on a direct hit.

[timid geyser]

Does uhhh

dog count as ranged

XD

[lethal solstice]

Oh me oh my oh goodness gracious

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[timid geyser]

Dog is gun now

[tawny hearth]

honestly with dodges working how they do alot of classes can currently kind of easily melee only... its just kind of slow

[fiery wave]

Used to, well dogsplosion did. Puncture used to work on it.

[tawny hearth]

working how they do in the current patch i mean

[timid geyser]

tbh break the line is good enough

[marsh iris]

dogsploogesion

[lyric frigate]

who has the hasan arbitrator image

[timid geyser]

Im almost doneeee

im at 49/60 Penance

[lethal solstice]

I am never going to finish class penances

[timid geyser]

Tbh you kind of just use the abilities.

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

That would require I use stun grenades

[lyric frigate]

there is a give scum penance for cool pants but i do NOT wanna do that shit

[lethal solstice]

Or smite

Or frags

Or play arbitrator

[lyric frigate]

kill with heavies when cartel special is active

[lethal solstice]

Or play ogryn

Or use anything other than the crit chance aura on scum

[timid geyser]

I never playing ogryn

[surreal onyx]

Ogryn is Grottin’ Great!

[timid geyser]

I like arbs frags actually

[lyric frigate]

i might start leveling my arby's

[timid geyser]

cause its a impact nade

[lyric frigate]

i fw ogryn they would make for good berzerkers

[surreal onyx]

Could’ve sworn I saw a berserker-type skin for ogryn before.

Could be wrong, though.

[lyric frigate]

we need khorne themed cosmetics rah

let me put my zealot in kharn cosplay please fatshark blood for the emperor skulls for the golden throne

[lethal solstice]

Gw would shoot you dead

[lyric frigate]

dont care

[fiery wave]

You mean Slaaneshi themed stuff.

[lyric frigate]

mandated edict: seperation of spinal column from body

[lethal solstice]

Slaanesh this slaanesh that
How about you actually read a slaanesh book

[surreal onyx]

Does the Liber Chaotica count?

[lethal solstice]

No

[fiery wave]

You mean lesbian handholding and worship?

[lethal solstice]

Something by black library

[surreal onyx]

Liber Chaotica was released by Black Library at one point.

I have a copy. All four volumes in one book.

[modern bobcat]

Do you know why GW removed Squats from Warhammer?

They were afraid of leg day

[fiery wave]

You mean, female squat thighs on leg day.

[lyric frigate]

hah.

[modern bobcat]

We shouldn't speak of such witchcraft, there might be children in the chat

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/noah-noah-schnapp-will-will-byers-byler-gif-2208599207053316382

[lyric frigate]

eldar harlequin

[lyric frigate]

i’ll allow it its fine

[quaint moss]

mark i miss steak

[lyric frigate]

sleep for a total of 800 hours per day

[fiery wave]

Is why not in details.

[lyric frigate]

i wish this game had friendly fire so i could execute psykers without having to look for a barrel

[fiery wave]

You mean smykers.

[modern bobcat]

Veteran should get a Commissar talent that turns FF on

[lyric frigate]

no discrimination.

[modern bobcat]

There is no way that could be abused

[lyric frigate]

not even shield psykers

if i see a psyker

mandated edict: teamkilling

[tender horizon]

I discriminate against smykers

[somber stream]

What if the psyker is really, really cute

[tender horizon]

If they're a smyker they're not cute

[fiery wave]

You know it'll be used on speedrunning zealots and scum.

[lethal solstice]

I don't discriminate against smykers
I just leave

[tender horizon]

Nah I kill them

[timid geyser]

If you ask the ultramarines its okay if they are really really cute

[lethal solstice]

I kill them if its really convenient

[tender horizon]

Whether it be by barrel or by running past whatever they're smiting

[lethal solstice]

But its sadly hard on the openings of a lot of maps

[modern bobcat]

Why do people hate smite Psykers so much

:X

[tender horizon]

Killing the smyker becomes a game of itself tbh

It's fun for me

[lyric frigate]

KILL

[fiery wave]

With a note on a live krak?

[lethal solstice]

Boring as hell

I like having the enemy ai