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I can’t reach the trench rations
Hello yellow person
I'll make sure ranniks power shall rain over you and execute you at sight. Heretic
Imagine biomass barrel aged for 40,000 years
Hai Slaaneshi! ^w^
I can’t post gifs of owls…
Yay!
Laugh at this user
"How do I look, yellow man?" ahh sentance
Trench shovel.
I’m the perfect hight to aim for your knees
Lol. Word
@round mica someone here in latvia told me to stock up on warhammer plastics here , cuz apparently its giga expensive in br?
wouldn't shipping from Latvia to Brazil also be really expensive?
I can't
Away from computer rn 
1 USD = 5,37 BRL as of now (iirc). Yesterday I paid 89 in exportation fees for 2 action figures which were 200 BRL (they were both 22 USD)
Sounds really tasty! ..oOwOo..
Thats awesome u dont even know how heavy this brick of a bolt pistol is to reise to the head level
Dude I wanted to sub to wh + for the series. But apparently I'm out of the imperium. My zone is out
Sounds heretical. I'm telling Sister Lucia you're a heretic.
I can't be a heretic if Patagonia is off imperium s jurisdiction
Ur in trench territory. Good luck finding me befor ur missing ur legs.
So you're a xeno?
Hai slaaneshi!
Fine, telling Lucia you're a xeno.
:3 how are you
Henlo! I'm doing okay, you? :3
@quasi umbra please fix the game for AMD i really wana play it
I’m sleepy, and too short for anyone to notice me T-T
Dosent help when I see someone I like and wish to talk to
@orchid lynx gimme wood. I wanna build more trenches
Well how about we dont kneecap one another and kill some heretics? Ill let u sit in the baneblade.
:0
Oki
Goddddddd i want a pair of Vietnam era jungle boots and a TMOUT BDU
You'll get a standard militarum Loadout. And you should be grateful of our God emperor
Sister! Henlo!!!
Did you know @slate surge is a xeno?! They said so themselves!
I would if I had one!
Hai Lucia
Nonsense I'm not a gene stealer. Put down your heresy
Guilty until proven innocent I say
not genestealer, more of a geneborrower

Nobody specified genestealer. 
The Eyes of Suspicion are upon you.
I rest my case.
Oh. Anyway
it's not heresy if you give the genes back after an agreed upon time
Hai
Hey there
Same same
Same same
Sister what shall we do with them? 
We love being paid
the jeanstealers steal your jeans
next morning you wake up wearing some god awful khakis
Kill them, they keep stealing people’s pants.
What about me :3 what do I get
pants theft is a crime punishable by death.
Burn them! Adjusts fake beard.
Very well, death by ogryn squad
Wait!
Ima boop them in the nose
Who am I booping ?
death by Ogryn squad is similar to death by Snu Snu except without the Snu Snu.
I see you are familiar with it
You got a ladder?
I’m familiar with snu snu
But without death
I would love to die by sisters of battle snu snu
Cuz am strong
Heresy!
Get him!
Ill choose the ogryns myself for the maximum grease and hairiness
Well too bad ur in my hands now 
@ripe tangle teach me ur ways on how to use gifs
Thay took it form us a long long time ago
They’re stickers
The power of nitro 
That moment when everyone else is down and you realize YOU are now the one carrying others...
Ye. 90% of the time I die to panic
Buy discord nitro, then join a Krieger Server.
4 shitty raids for me
U gotta find like a Krieg server
usually when I die it's to some comical mistake I make after doing everything else really well
Mmm I shall find
then you post Krieger stickers
nice interaction today
possibly a penance for openin gvery loot rich room
clutched a match (barely a clutch honestly) and got called death korps of clutch
very nice
incredible chemistry being witnessed
Yea, but when the other three guys have about 3 deaths and you zero, taht feels pretty good...
Solos are fun
yeah I definitely prefer it when I'm not the one dying
Ey guys
Do parries count as blocks?
Yes
just make one
Block cost reduction works for parry
I am now little angry kriegsman
But how do I get the stickers!
Feesh
make a server and upload the images you want to be stickers
i've made like three sticker servers
Yeah. Like having 3 grams of coke in you brain the deal with
U dont have to, just join and steal
But….but that would be stealing
How do I upload the photos!
omfg upload the images you want to be stickers into the stickers panel in server settings
In server settings there is a sticker tab
Mmmmmm how?
:3
i remember why i banished you to the shadow realm now
Upload the image you want in the sticker tab
What?
did i say i had a problem when i asked my trusted associate baldo to dispatch this individual
entrusting this task to baldo would indicate that i'm at the very least indifferent to balds
baldo kill this guy too
I’m angry
this green baby......is safe...............
This Krieg server has no Krieg stickers
We Baldo guys have feelings you know
bald assumption right there
Get mad. Get angry.
delete this
it looks like a BABY
creatures can babys
no
we must be brave, we must be bald
A foul being
Hey mallow
How do I get stickers
With evil intent
@fair bridge hello mallow
do you like baldo
sure why not
Can you add Krieg stickers

Hai Missus
100% assumed
Oi mista komisah
we can forward on sticker requests if you have any on hand you want added (that ofc aren't like stolen artwork or smth)
i have 436 kills left until i finish killshot ready
ello
talking of stickers actually
@jaunty path hi missus
if i made a sticker of hive scum doing the absolute cinema pose (i'd just pose it in blender) would that be an acceptable sticker
most likely
Very well, ogryn grade medal for u
i'll pull the model later
Mmm that would require interaction with mods
Yes
@crisp yoke Make yourself a server upload some images as stickers and there u go
make them yourself
No I m lazy
Indeed

you best start believing in mod interactions tiny kriegsman
dystopias??
isn't the line "fairy tales"?
the line is ghost stories
ghost stories right
Heretic possing as our dad mallow
If da eretics worship kaos on an not da empera then why not krump kaos?
but like, idk dystopias is simply more factually true
No, too scary T-T
but you're interacting with me right now!
tru
Anyone online wanna play some tide?
Not horses.
am i a dumbass because i cannot find "magistrati oubliette" anywhere
Why ride horse when you can ride a squig
It's in your faith
in 2024 I went to the live orchestra rendition of the movies in Australia
In one of the novels I have there's a scene where an ork rider has a knight fight with a death rider from the korps.
I say it again we need Orks in this game
it was fucking lit, the conductor was all dressed up and everything
Yes
nice
Orkz is not on da morninstah
Yes but ur normal
where tf is magistrati oubliette TM8-707
Totalee
U talk in general
why can't they just give the launch maps actual names
I am not an ork paintid white
what if Grok is actually Gork
Purple orkz could be on the mourningstar, how would we know?
Heresy
I have made a terrible mistake
Egaxtlee
Are you a Ork?
Would you like a frog to help with the mistake?
I am the son of Gork, he went to bed with a Ogryn
Are you just tall strong lady?
Yes, iz a sistah o batil
:0
Downt fink to ard abart it
?
The mods punt babies
Ello
be afraid.
I see no Sister, only an Ork.
:0
Clear as water
Nuh uh
which is fine, I love fighting Xenos.
But she said she was a sister
As they should. 
@lapis night why you lie to me
Sob Orks:
Is not nice
I’ll fight her regardless of her claim, let’s fucking goooooo
You wait
None can match Lucia's zeal.
What server is your server tag?
Could gifs be made into stickers?
No
Yes.
Sister shouldn’t fight!
You can make stickers out of gifs.
One moment
Funny how much of a threat orks become when they have IQ 5 points higher than average
I will turn you into a sticker
Moi own
Ello
I think theyre my favorite example of "Powerful and dangerous but stupid as fuck"
Ah ok
Uwu?
Hi!
Def to de eretics an that
Can I get cheese?
Me thought it was group of fellow Ork Boyz
Prayz de emprah
Thank you
hmm....not sus..
Iz once killed a beaky by throwin anotha beaky at im
Urmmmmm def to da zeno
How do I make gifs into stickers
yes, Death to Xenos!
Death to humies
Nah
Hey
Oomies is da killyiest gitz
Ur strong right
But we Orks batta
Iz an oomie
do orks like oreos
Definly
cuz I think im gonna have sum
Yes
I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN
This saddens Gork and Mork
do I suplex my psychiarist today
Rotate da git
so if Orks talk like Hooligans… is it possible Krorks talk like Roadmen?
Having Orks in this game would be so fun
We wouldn't stand a chance but it would be hilarious
Nah fam say wahlah ill buss you up fam, mandem finna krump you up oomie
Unless we're mostly fighting grots
This killed me, thank you.
Why wouldn’t we stand a chance?
Because green is best
All good bruv
I mean playing as 4 Ork classes, like having a playable Ork faction
Oh that would be amazing
Finally someone agrees
Go to work
Tax documents on my table
I actually have notes on a game with playable 40k orks I was making up for fun just because I liked the idea too much
This ork is funny. Sanctioned Xenos I say
Print them on sticker paper
Booba?
:3
Idk why people think this is an ork or sister of battle, clearly we finally have female ogryn
Yes
nintendo switch places
Yo can u help me
with?
Iz there only Orks in your server?
I used my own discord server to do it.
I m doing that but they ain’t showing up in my photos
Wat lol
Idk I’m probably just doing smt dumb T-T
They should show up in stickers, not photos.
🪤
Are the gifs you are saving, saving as an mp4
Its my OF server so mostly degens
I get u fighting u get me a green soldier ey?
you should be able to just upload a .gif file into stickers
Ah
How
If they are it won't recognize them
Am mobile
Shush you
If that helps ya
Yes, it does it on mobile
may much wealth be generated
Thats why im asking
I’m just clicking the save button
I also run a comic studio
hell yea
And conect commissioners with artists
Go into your gallery and look at the gif, if it plays as a video you need to convert it to a gif
Discord is dumb
Doesn't discord use webm or something by default
Hmm ok….how do I convert it
Rename it to .sticker 
Yeah I did that lul
Then you get hit with not being able to upload it because its 1kb too large or the size isnt acceptable even though its within specifications
does anyone know what 'beat a heresy mission on the auric mission board' and 'beat a damnation mission on the auric missions board' mean
Are there like, two different versions of Auric missions?
All the Auric penances are still written with it.
lmao
Respectively, there's two penances for completing a mission on Auric.
Doing auric will give you both
have noticed
i keep snickering to myself like "hon hon hon" whenever i headshot elites and specials like some sneaky bitch frenchman because krieg aren't german, they're french
Hi people how are u doing
They are both
Hon hon hon, escargot, heretic! 
(I wish I knew French lmfao.)
I finally got havoc 20
Could any of you give advice to a newbie
Fading light 1
Rotton armour
No lights
Hunting grounds
Don't die
Brother management from helldivers already gave me that advice give me something else
Ah mb
Now for zealot. 
What kind of information and how new
combat info or general?
I played for like a week, didn't go past heresy, got 4 different classes to level from 12 to 25
I want some crucial stuff that'll help me grow cuz I'm kinda clueless
If u wanna learn d game u go harder difficulty sooner
Since you'll b to comfy on those difficulties
How would you describe each class? I have trouble differentianting between Arby and Zealot's roles it seems.
Then the moment you start damnation or even auric ur gonna struggle a lot
1: Every weapon/talent/class is highest difficulty viable, it just varies how much skill it takes to win. This means that its worthwhile trying everything.
2: Use the weapons that you get from end of missions after winning, this is to experiment with new weapons and save materials.
3: Weapons and classes dont do what they are meant to do until you reach max, so dont put down a weapon/class while its still underlevled.
4: Understanding the different type of enemies and prioritize the ones that kill you the most
5: Blocking, Pushing, Dodging, and Staggering are the life blood of combat. Melee is the fundemental of combat in this game, no class can be 100% ranged and will need to interact with melee, so knowing how to handle melee comes 1st.
6: In mission play slow if you feel pressured, the game director does run out of enemies it can spawn if you play slow
oop, wasnt done
Zealot run it and kill, arbite u walk in faster and kill
I see.
Arbite more tanky tho
But Zealot is more agile I guess?
Yes
Zealot is more of a rampaging maniac powered by faith. (Also great at boss deletion.)
Arby is more of a jack of all trades walking tank. (With a dog.)
But isn't my damage and stuff would be awfully low cuz of the item strength level
the only one that seems difficult is the one where you have to hit a sniper with a stun grenade from 40m away
Hit enemy more. Always solves problem

Just don't feel pressure when doing harder difficulties
There's not that many toxic players
Even if there are just mute em xd
I dunno I encountered quite a few
Yeah, you gotta be an eagle eye for those guys before your team kills them.
Just chuck it like a Hail Mary throw and run back a bit for more distance.
oh yeah i didn't think about running away after throwing lmao
They suck more than you, you are still learning, they are toxic because they can't play higher difficulties
When I just started I didn't knew how healthpacks worked so I dropped them at the elevators, I didn't know they were eternal, so that guy gave me a piece of his mind for it
Sometimes my genius is almost frightening, what can I say? 
1: Every weapon/talent/class is highest difficulty viable, it just varies how much skill it takes to win. This means that its worthwhile trying everything.
2: Use the weapons that you get from end of missions after winning, this is to experiment with new weapons and save materials.
3: Weapons and classes dont do what they are meant to do until you reach max, so dont put down a weapon/class while its still underlevled.
4: Understanding the different type of enemies and prioritize the ones that kill you the most
5: Blocking, Pushing, Dodging, and Staggering are the life blood of combat. Melee is the fundemental of combat in this game, no class can be 100% ranged and will need to interact with melee, so knowing how to handle melee comes 1st.
6: In mission play slow if you feel pressured, the game director does run out of enemies it can spawn if you play slow
@fallen grotto
and #7
Do you like running into a room at Mach Jesus and fucking up everyone wearing suspicious not God emperor looking symbols on them? Zealot is for you, do you romanticize about the idea of turning off your body cam and sending your k9 that can chew through space marine armour as you send it to the nearest sniper while you use your shotgun chambered in “FUCK THIS GUY” slugs to eviscerate some poor shotgunner sending them back to the Palaeolithic era? Arbitrator is for you.
Hit me up if you ever need help running that one private game penance. 
I have 4k hours in the game and I am still learning new things
I guess that's how I will describe it to my friend.
Just a flesh wound I think it was.
Thank you for thorough advice, though I'm vermintide 2 veteran, so my melee skills are somewhat decent, I gotta get used to the mechanics cuz darktide plays differently
slide to dodge ranged, dodge in melee. Sliding in melee can get you hit still
Would be a pain to do it for each one.
would be fun
He’s in for quite the first impression
Hard mode is peak.
Haven’t run it in a while.
Nah you would just ping ainz lmao
Yeah I gotta try this again it's been ages
I like how in quick play I just spam play arbite, but when I'm in havoc I go psyker xdd
Let me know when pal, you have my thammer. 
I'm also a thammer main and I say hell yea brother
Yeah I noticed that, thank you! What advice can u give me about skill trees? I noticed that they're separated into 3 different subclasses but what's the best way to do them
You dropped this, king: 👑
Normally, I'd just say 'pick what plays into your playstyle', if you wanna get serious about it check out the class build docs under the individual class channels on this server.
They offer some good advice as well as builds.
They should be pinned.
Okay thank you, I got another question, what is considered to be the "based" build and class to play among the community
The trees aren't as simple as 3 subclasses. Brb though I can explain after in dms if you need
uhh literally anything except for smyker
In vermintide I was ironbreaker main through and through so I want people to enjoy me being in their lobbies
(smite psyker, specifically smite + scrier's gaze)
Wait what's wrong with palpatine psyker😭
And whats scriers gaze
Nothing, just that Scrier's Gaze allows you to have nigh infinite lightning uptime.
It's an ability node later down!
wait whaaaat
Turns the game off
And with the game off
You can't proc on dodge abilities/blessings
Darn it😭
turns the game into a point and click adventure
Why the coolest ability is the lamest one at the same time
And like there's 5 classes with on dodge skills that are pretty much core abilities
💀
Welp guess I gotta switch to head pop ability
Like, play it.
Just don't use it as the backbone of your build.
So I can use it but as long as I don't overuse it its okay?
Yeah I guess that's the best way I'd put it.
I actually thought it was good when smiker was in a team
Cuz smite brings in godly stunlock
Like its very good thing to have
Turns out its bad, damn

I mean it makes the game unfun for literally everyone (usually including the person playing psyker, too)
Oh no
Smite is one of the strongest things in the game
It's not BAD
It's just bad when misused.
I may have misused the language, by saying bad I meant as not fun
The problem people have with smite is people like to use it to stun hordes, but also do zero damage. It's best use in my experience is to stagger elite enemies and then hit 'em with a one two combo with your melee weapon over and over... So it works kind of like saltzpyre's billhook in a sense
Ohhhh I see
Pair with Empowered Psyonics and it'll kill everything (at different times)
It's a great stagger tool, just not a good damage dealer
I don't know talent trees yet
Use smite 24/7
Then pair it with Scriers Warp Unbound and kill everything
Whats empowered psyonics
Are all the lobbies filled with hive scum? Just picked the game up on pc after maybe six months off, wanna level someone that’s useful for the party first
And that too
Middle keystone
Last time I played everyone was just arbites every lobby
Keystone are the purple things at the bottom of your tree
I legit was using smite all the time because it felt cool throwing lightning
new class, people wanna try it
Okay that I know
It is cool 
most lobbies have scum
You legitimately can non stop using sciers gaze and seers presence. I did that once.
Just for a penance
:3
Look at me palpatining my stuff
How does that even work
It's an ability that buffs your blitz (Your "grenade).
In this case, it gives 30% damage to your smite and 25% faster spread between enemies
I saw a psyker doing infinite smite today and I was protecting him while he was casting all the time, felt like a good team
Oh damn
It's a feedback loop
You start zapping with ep
Scriers
Smite kills elites/specialists
Reduces Scriers cool down
Scriers again
Rinse and repeat
eyo, is there any idea when the next event will be? how often do they normally come around?
Take it to a mission with wave of specialists and NEVER stop smiting
Just be careful of bursters
Smite will explode them
Makes sense
sciers gaze has stuff that lets ya keep shooting ya shit even at 100% for a few seconds. and seers presence has 10% ability cooldown, and worth Psychkinetic aura, you get 60% ability cool down for 5 seconds, for every specialist/elite you kill.
It's basically for fucking ever, you can be SUPER obnoxious with it.
smite pushes bursters back
most of the time
Daaaamn
Some people have issue with smite because it can hinder some "proc on kill" effects for other classes so your teammates won't get their buffs for killing enemies, and also people complain you need to rely on your teammates to get value from it, since it does very little damage.
Like palpatine pushed maice windu out the window
A small zap will push a burster on the ground and it'll explode
Zap it for enough time and it'll explode while being zapped
Isn't it good then? If u need teamwork for it to work, and about dodge procs, why do you want that if you can just kill the enemy the psyker is stunning
So yeah
Be careful with bursters
Thanks ill keep that in mind
It’s just that some smykers only use smite. For everything.
When they could actually be helping kill heretics.
That’s my 2 cents.
So basically they never switch off the blitz button for entire game
Yeah
God I did that sometimes
finished Dynasty Warriors Origins last night and oh my god the Battle of Chibi was so good
At least you’re aware. Now you can become better at actually playing psyker. 
Its not my fault smite feels so good to use
Thats what makes smite so evil to use
Yeah thanks actually
now use Assail/shield or DIE
Barrel all smykers
Because people can get very petty in this game and rant about practically anything Ahem, it's not bad, it's just a matter of using it in moderation
Venting Shriek is a crutch btw
Whats assail shield
:3
Shards of hatred, do your thing!
Tinks harmlessly off an armor wave.
Assail is evil crystals and shield is a force field blocking all ranged attacks
Oh that mentality I know, as vermintide veteran I saw enough kerillians leaving after being downed once
I was planning on using a shield, seemed the best out of 3
Especially when I go to higher difficulty when there are way more ranged enemies
and the most helpful
Cuz I didn't go past heresy
Assail feels weak and head pop fills your overheat to 69 after single use, it feels bad
I myself like to run Scrier's, Burst, usually with the two-handed Force Sword and either the Voidstrike(?) staff or the fireball one
Plasma gunners are CBT, snipers you can dodge
Snipers makes you do matrix shit
Cant hear you im hitting trickshots with throwing knives on them

Throwing rocks* at them
rips your eyes out
Kinetic Deflection + Deflector feels great, that's the primary reason I run Force Swords ngl
What does all that mean
if great force sword feels shit to use get wrath on it
Kinetic Deflection is a talent that makes you gain Peril instead of lose Stamina when blocking, and Deflector is a talent for Force Swords that lets you block ranged shots
Oooo fun
So you basically get infinite block¿?
Brain Rupture has some tech to it, but you can also slap kinetic flayer and have it proc immediately after any attack every 12 seconds for a funny build
not really infinite but it is pretty neat to have
especially as Psyker already has talents that reward gaining and losing Peril
OOOOO now that one I like
it lets you play around with it more
I think I can do a brain rupture spam build
also it addresses the one common complaint people have about Psyker, that they're squishy
BTW how does peril work, when do u exllode?
When you go 101%
if you start a cast past 97%
dont
Then you just explode?
No embed but who needs it when that's the file title lmao
basically when you hear the sound effect that sounds like a startled drill
the next cast explodes you
And when I get tendrils on screen?
You can hit exactly 100%, if you try to use any psychic ability past the 100%, you explode.
ye the like long purple/black ones
so long as you're casting under 97% in my experience you are safe
Yeah its just when I was smiting when I hit 100 he just stops casting and I can cool down
Without exploding
Scrier's Gaze also lets you cast without exploding and it's the shit
Also I accidently made my psyker look like cadgar from world of warcraft
thanks to that one augment whose name I forgot
The screen gets visibly worse and worse the closer you are to the limit, but also a good indicator is the sound cue that is very distinct to warn you "STOP!"
again, like I said, sounds like a startled drill
The one that doesn't down you after overheating but still gives health corruption?
Oh wait I got it wrong
dont listen to the drill its anti psyker propaganda limiting your full potential (dying)
That one is good if you are trying to get the hang of it, but i would recommend avoiding that node since it teaches you bad habits.
When you get a feel for each of psyker's weapons, it gets easy to micromanage peril
Does it knock you out or just instantly kill you?
Knocks out
at least it's fun
Like sienna overheat in vermintide but it doesn't kill enemies around you
It treats as if you were knocked down and does crazy damage to enemies around you
It does, actually.
There's a node built specifically for allowing you to be a suicide bomber
Knocks you out and corrupts 1 wound
So if you have no more wounds left you die
unless you kill a specialist or elite
during said detonation
What
battle med
Nevermind it's just Elites.
So you can just hug the elite or specialists and if it dies you don't get gowned
Okay
elites are usually more common than specialists anyways
so the way Scrier's Gaze works is like a 'stance' I guess you can say that gives you its buffs
I'm pretty sure that's Crystalline Will
Unless they made it baseline and I'm not aware
I confuse the two a lot
I think imma play psyker 2day cuz I feel like bein dum
it ends once you hit 100% Peril, you immediately exit the stance
I see
Scrier's Gaze then has an augment, when that happens, that it gives you 10 seconds of invuln to Overloading
Oh
someone correct me on the duration if I'm misremembering
Warp Unbound I think.
It's also like 12 or so seconds iirc.
Important note
By default, once Scriers Gaze ends you have a 1.5 seconds safe net where you don't explode
10 seconds sounds about right.
I think it should be made to be a lil more viable
It's 10 seconds plus safety net of 1.5 iirc
Someone in my lobby said that 2h chainsword is meta and op, is it true? Cuz it feels so, this weapon is a damn beast
You mean Evis?
Ye
Yeah it is pretty fun to use.
Eviscerator mk15 with bloodthirsty is one hell of a combination
Its so fun to use
don't concern yourself with "meta"
"meta" in these kinds of games gets you only so far
do not be a meta automaton powered by neurotransmitters
Yeah its just I don't want to look like a meta slave to people
pick and use what you like
I mean it's simple
if you like the weapon
use it
if you don't, don't
Mk3 is a solid pick but ain't beating mk15 bloodthirsty
Was that a craking cruelty squad reference
Specials usually are units that have some form of gimmick to them - they shoot from afar as snipers, they throw grenades at you, they trap the player with a tackle -
Elites on the other hand behave like regular enemies but have something buffed about them - either they shoot a lot more bullets, have though armor or are larger in size and do more damage - but they don't necessarily have a special mechanic to them that differentiates them from a regular enemy in behaviour
Yes.
easier said:
specialists make a noise when they spawn
elites don't
Kiss me. 
Damn thanks for clearing that up
oh boy can't wait for the darktide grappendix update
Give me mk15 bloodthirsty and I will win every single havoc 40 solo
a lot of the things in cruelty squad wouldn't be that out of place in 40k

Cant wait til they add a gorbinos quest at battle barge's terminal
idfk the DNA scrambler gun that turns your enemies into globs of meat
I know that, its bolt weapons
can't wait till they add chunkopops as charms
The globs of meat are still alive though.
I think enemies 'killed' by the DNA scrambler don't count to the end-of-the-level killcount and you can hear a faint breathing when standing beside them.
That though
I think?
And when you shoot them and destroy meat orbs they sound hurt
Like, it plays a sound that would play when u kill someone
Iirc the DNA scrambler(in lore) is making sure the person you kill with it cant be remade as if they were killed by usual means
New currency slurpcoin
sure thing 
how would you guys rate each class's penances? from easiest to 100% to hardest?
No idea lmao
fair take
Im new so
have you tried havoc 40?
best ive done is 2, but it was the only people who accepted me
ive only done 3 auric missions, theyre uhh... intense. and my 200 ping on euro server ahh be a liability
SM2 $24 USD waow
wonder how Amreicans differ from my eurobros
I died to a hoard of scab maulers and crushers that spawned in front of me
As a psyker
I was surprised how long it took them to kill me
A classic 
no surprise there tbh, psykers dont like being the targets
Yeah
still need to learn my greatsword, much prefer the relic blade
anyone got any tips for the The Emperor Protects penance?
Be the very best, like no one ever was

To kill em is my real cause
i forgor how the theme song goes
That’s the damage soaking one right?
Just play Ogryn, grab the shield, look for a crusher train, plant the shield using the special button, there ya go.
3 crusher overheads should be enough I think
How much damage is needed?
I don’t remember
900 around
Yeah, maybe 3 crushers should be good, plus an ambient horde.
I can get on Darktide to help ya get it if ya want.
I have an idea.
nah its fine, dont worry friendo

The feeling of killing a hoard of scab enemys as a psyker in melee and having it all posted on the kill feed itches my brain in good way

id still like to know why FatShark thought 250 Trappers is needed for Trapper V but 1500 Maulers are needed for Mauler V
like????????????????
Maulers more common than. Trappers
Because trappers are specialists, which are rare-ish, maulers are elites, which are more common.
no tf they aint 😭 every macth spawns like 50 trappers i swear
IF I SEE 50 TRAPPERS IN A ROOM IM LEAVING THE LOBBY
Just to practice my sanity
Protect*
and fido cant rip the net, just bite it dawg
That would be a silly maelstrom modifier, every enemy is a trapper.
yeah if I see 50 trappers I will lie down and accept my fate
cant believe i havent showered since last year XD
Same twin
Bros become a poxwalker. 
nurgle worshippers out here showering less than once a week
Or a great unclean one.
anyways fatshark pls let me escape from trapper nets, its only fair since they warp the fabric of spacetime and warp around the fat fkn blubber of 50 FUCKING CRUSHERS
Warhammer fans always scentmaxxing
who up nurglemaxxing?
It’s lore accurate to the smell of the Grandfather’s daemons.
Clearly they’re just trying to become great unclean ones. 
who up bundling they aquilas?
luring the heretics out by smelling like their god
Yeah I sit on my ass all day so no sweating
english mfs when bi daily means every 2 days and not 2 times in one day
Maybe in summer I should just do it daily
blmey
I personally can’t go without showering, feels icky.
I do every day but my hair and skin love it

I bathe once every month
the question is what comes first, GTA VI or me showering (its not new arbites cosmetics lmao)
that means its only 11 more showers till Christmas twinn XD
April fools level
I take 1-2 showers everyday
And occasionally do a bath lol
Wolfer get on your main account the karanak twin is trying to reach you
Yeh
the emperor gives his strongest soldiers his toughest showers
Frfr
Call me the great clean one cuz I just showered after a walk
nurgle when he sees the shampoo hitting 
yall have any tips dealing with Rotflies (mosquitoes)? one just fkn bit me
Nurgle when you smell good (its called holy aura causing his demons to evaporate)
Mr. Clean “Magic Eraser” goes swoosh!
Keep hacking and whacking and smacking it
Aight Butcher Pete
want some meat?

i should play fallout again, any essential Mods? ive got CBBE so far
Stinky
Never played with any mods
Is that a
Uh, anything that adds the NCR Ranger armor from New Vegas. 
Dog?
No
God I want the NCR Ranger armor irl
It’s the gender envy furry
What is it then
Ain’t that the truth. 
want to make the elite riot gear as my first ever cosplay, if i can finally be brave enough to use deoderant
A friend sent it and I decided to make it my pfp for the day. Cause it’s funny
My next best thing would be a full suit of Bretonnian armor, which I’ve heard is actually going to become a reality Soon™️
A friend sent it and I decided to make it my pfp for the day. Cause it’s furry*
If I had a penny for every furry I've seen in Warhammer channel id have 2, which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice
It ain’t my fault the anthros are hot
stay and soon youll have your own fort knoxx worth of value in pennies
yeah they're not exactly uncommon
and they're all somehow canids, funny how that works
Warhammer has 2 sides:
"Fuck Xenos"
"Fuck Xenos"
Walked in on verifiable truth being spoken
ya know what, where's the dingo fursonas?
Well you know my opinion on foreign cultures
||One should always be open minded and polite||
Preach
Eating a baby
Sorry that was a horrible joke
Oh yeah also 27
hey corpse starch is corpse starch
Good thing Warhammer is such a tolerant place for all people to enjoy
Except when they try to sell us Femstodes
Oh no
You’re one of those
inside me there are two wolves
Wdym one of those 😭
how tf did they get inside me?
Did u eat them perchance
Sisters of battle are the churches militant arm and the sisters of silence nullify psykers
One of the ones complaining about a nothingburger like femstodes
i was feeling very wolfish that day
Women fear me, fish want me
I don't really care tbh its just weird decision on GWs part, all space marines are males, and then they decide to do the strongest space marines women, how does it even work
I mean hey, maybe we’ll get some truescale custodes models
Maybe
Hopefully
Custodes aren’t space marines
Like at all
They’re completely different
Wait really
Yeah
Aren't they made with the geneseed too
Yes really, it’s an entirely different creation process
No
Huh
Hand crafted boyos
I did not know that
And girl-os as it turnes out
Yuhp
can they make me a Gothstodes to crush my plevis?
Also I had the most satisfying kill last night, bolt pistoles a sniper, his head was barely poking out and got him in one shot while being swarmed by hoard as psyker
Space marines are basically meant to me mass manufactured to conquer shit
Custodes are each and all works of art that can never be replicated, hand crafted to be perfect, or close to it
Custodes have no extra organs, they just have supremely efficient ones
Give this guy a raise
I don't have anything against female character's, I just have that bitter taste when they add them for the "inclusivity"
That's cool I didn't know that
To my knowledge, the writers wanted to have them for a while but some higher up said no
Huh, interesting
All custodes look the same anyways
Wha
Nah that’s just space marines
Custodes are supposed to be like snowflakes, each one unique and beautiful
Like if I saw a custodes my first thought would be, "that's a tall mf"
You should've been malcadore
Icic
What
Mini sanguinius
I see I see
To a degree, yeah
I do t know much 40k lore
call me Authoritarian, the way I speak Malcador's Will 😎
Just the memes
Oh
Why not say that then?
A d some more common lore
IM WALKING AMD TEXTING
Its faster to type icic
That’s all you need to know 
Buddy so am I
We all are
Horse of heresy
Wait im 2003 is it considered a gen z
Call me Gen Z, the way I dont Z myself owning a house
Nice
And I make more than minimum wage here
So we stacking money
All to use that on food

Gotta get those rations
Frfr
getting an emote reaction from a random discord user is like getting a purple heart from the military\
Do I have to win a havoc 40 every week to avoid rank decay or just any havoc?


