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desert cobalt
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In general for the hardest difficulty

fiery wave
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Depends on weapon.

desert cobalt
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So do refinements only affect the weapon?

fiery wave
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Naw, if it's MULTIPLAYER.

desert cobalt
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Not your whole arsenal

fiery wave
charred epoch
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untrained human eye has zero chance - it's designed to get past that specifically.

It uses AI training to look as human as possible.

desert cobalt
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What’s best refinement for force greatsword and void strike staff, and force sword and recon lasgun

fiery wave
silk crystal
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whew, talk about a slog
just beat the first mission on the fourth attempt
turns out, players past the first mission queueing in via quickplay trying to speedrun by running ahead and dying, while level 1 players who can barely look and move at the same time don't know what is happening, is a bad combo

charred epoch
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nah you can cheat in Skyrim - it's just that nobody gives a fuck because why would anyone care if you walk around Hyrule with 10k HP as a level 120 Shaman

fiery wave
silk crystal
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i had to level up my weapons enough to get some skill points to get a tiniest bit of a buff to feel like i was doing literally anything also, and even then it was questionable

delicate vapor
silk crystal
fiery wave
charred epoch
silk crystal
fiery wave
winged oasis
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wtf does the kharnak twin mission always have diamantine and metal rewardss before the bossfight

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each time??

fiery wave
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Heck, they even have AI on another system playing games like players do, and are training them to play together.

winged oasis
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holy shit

silk crystal
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also the number of people who go into a big fight after specifically looking at and walking away from the medic bot is too damn high

charred epoch
winged oasis
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oh

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whats the best way to break voidshields

charred epoch
# winged oasis oh

instead of trickling it in, it's a bunch near the end, concentrated like some sort of diamontite camp

charred epoch
fiery wave
silk crystal
fiery wave
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Or fixing the devs bs balancing in SOME.

silk crystal
# charred epoch yes

yeah i figured melee was the best way to deal with those, but i kept getting obliterated by the tons of adds that nobody was killing so i didnt even get much of a chance
then my team ran at the boss one by one and died like lemmings instead of playing it safe to rescue people before trying to kill the boss

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side note, why did my team keep getting popped like oversized zits?
i swear i looked away for half a second to deal with adds, and my entire team was either at low hp or down

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they were all in melee range of the boss too

charred epoch
civic otter
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Some weapons have ways of getting through quicker. Chainsword/evisc/chainaxe's specials all are amazing at it

silk crystal
fiery wave
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3 manned, 1 on crowd control.

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On higher.

silk crystal
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well the problem is that the entire arena would be lit on fire by flamer enemies if we didnt deal with the crowd, so i would deal with the cc, get swarmed, and then my team would instadie for some reason

charred epoch
# silk crystal explosive shotgun, i think?

plasma gun - that thing hurts. a lot. They need to dodge it. And you, for your adds problem, need to learn how to block (no disrespect - you said you're new and it's a skillt hat takes a sec to know when to block and when to DISH OUT THE PAIN)

desert cobalt
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What’s an auric maelstrom mission. I just unlocked the special commissar lady

silk crystal
charred epoch
fiery wave
silk crystal
charred epoch
charred epoch
silk crystal
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like maybe that first mission is designed to be too hard to do on a purely fresh account, and you need to level up your weapons and grab a couple points worth of weapon talents? (i think thats what theyre called?)

fiery wave
silk crystal
fiery wave
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It can hit you even if you are behind the kark.

silk crystal
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the captain is the one with the voidshield, i take it?

charred epoch
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@silk crystal btw: if you don't know how toughness works, lemme break it down:

Some people think it's a halo overshield. To ranged attacks, it is. It's bonus HP.

To melee attacks, IT IS FUCKING NOT

If you're at 90% toughness, guess what - that's 90% of their damage to their toughness, 10% to their hp.

So if you're at 90% toughness and 1hp and some dude stabs you with a toothpick, you'll die (like a little bitch)

fiery wave
charred epoch
fiery wave
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You WILL die.

charred epoch
fiery wave
silk crystal
charred epoch
fiery wave
charred epoch
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well, him and arbites with that one talent

fiery wave
lyric frigate
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until death is funny

fiery wave
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One means you are basically dead, the other eats 3 hits.

charred epoch
lyric frigate
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get overheaded by 14 crushers at once

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ignore that shit.

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i do not consent to throwing.

fiery wave
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Better to not eat overheads on zealot.

lyric frigate
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duh

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but like

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at least you have a failsafe

fiery wave
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Now, yeah. Pepperridge farms remember when pathing it was awkward.

charred epoch
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nah fuck that

fiery wave
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If you wanna go other things than META 1 PATH.

charred epoch
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trick is to stand next to people as arbites, take 50hp, watch them die (like a little bitch) then ask why they didn't block it.

have a 2h melee weapon, no shield.

gaslight them!!!!

candid stratus
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When new class

fiery wave
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You can meme build to survive an overhead with like 4 hp.

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Due to them getting a ludicrous amount of TDR and DR now.

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Actual gaslighting.

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Bonus? It's pretty legit on a melee build if you are okay with less damage.

lyric frigate
lethal solstice
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I sincerely hope its not admech

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It would be so so funny

lyric frigate
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i NEED to be a skittle

lethal solstice
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If they do admech they aren't doing skitarii anyway

winged oasis
charred epoch
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i yell hateful things on zealot

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while not blocking

lethal solstice
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Blocking is a thing that happens when something attacks me before a push attack goes off

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Very inconvenient

charred epoch
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THINGS THAT I DON'T -swing swing swing swing-

winged oasis
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fatshark let us spam cheer callout

lyric frigate
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what the fuck is a block i only know push attacking

winged oasis
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blocking in darktide feels so different compared to vermintide

lyric frigate
fiery wave
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Or specific nodes for perfect blocks.

lethal solstice
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Shields can't do it base

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You need talents

fiery wave
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I only smaul and shield.

lethal solstice
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Guh

fiery wave
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You will lose basically all stam.

lyric frigate
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we need more dual wield weapons in this game

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dual chainaxe rah

fiery wave
lyric frigate
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dual shock maul and they're a reskin of vermintide dual hammers

lethal solstice
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Which ones

lyric frigate
lethal solstice
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Maybe

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Idk

lyric frigate
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like

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i can swear on my life

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they have the exact same animations and damage

earnest oyster
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my neighbour knocked on my door this morning they said they will call cops next time if i do loud vc comms again

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I did LOUD femboy rp last night in darktide LMAO

arctic shoal
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You should do it again

earnest oyster
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nah bro my neighbour got his lock glued im cooked

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we got some psychos in this apartment block

arctic shoal
fiery wave
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Or are you in a place where the cops are basically useless or non-existent?

fallow oyster
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Sup nerds

earnest oyster
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when i moved in here, a lady physically threatened me with a hammer, i called police on her 3 times

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she was mentally evaluated by medics even lol

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police told me to call them again if she causes trouble lol

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she passed away though, so no more trouble now

fiery wave
sage wyvern
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Man i just got rejected from art school, i feel so lost. it doesnt help that canada is a mess right now... dont know what to do...

somber stream
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Germans are super sensitive when it comes to noises, especially in big cities

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People tend to be more chill in smaller ones

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As in, smoke weed in the balcony and make your neighbor suffer, kind of chill

winged oasis
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what the fuck the mortis trials are rigged

earnest oyster
winged oasis
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WHY TRAPPER WAVES

fiery wave
somber stream
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It's quite alright though, art career path can be very flexible

arctic shoal
somber stream
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Better that than getting arrested over memes

fiery wave
somber stream
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Thing is, not everyone is interested in Digital art

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Our lad here might be into traditional ones, which will require a school

fiery wave
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Is still highly luck based though.

somber stream
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Nah, skillz.

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Takes more than drawing skill alone to promote yourself though

winged oasis
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mortis trials are hard but sefoni got me hooked lowk

fiery wave
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It's hard to break in if you lack eyes on you in the first place.

lyric frigate
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hello pre servitors

unborn dust
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I'd give anything to have a pair of brass knuckles on ogryn

fiery wave
somber stream
quaint moss
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i like men

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and alcohol

twin flower
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Based

earnest oyster
quaint moss
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also bless the omnisah

somber stream
earnest oyster
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👀

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i know too much

jaunty path
somber stream
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What's her craft?

fiery wave
earnest oyster
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furries have too much money though

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like what the heck

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where do they get it

jaunty path
fiery wave
jaunty path
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She's earned nothing, and keeps behaving like it'll happen

fiery wave
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Money making stuff currently.

earnest oyster
twin flower
arctic shoal
earnest oyster
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i remember trying java youtube classes but that was boring as hell

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i wanted to die LOL

somber stream
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Like many different business model, yours need to be 'unique' enough to pull in customer, if it's not the quality, then it's the concept and experience, one must stand out in order to pull people in. A coffee shop isn't something new, moreso an Anime one

fiery wave
somber stream
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I'd pay good money to spend some hour in a Coffee shop with Howl's castle atmosphere, for example

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Even if the drink taste like shit

fiery wave
somber stream
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(they usually are)

lyric frigate
earnest oyster
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im taking out a loan and opening a cat femboy cafe

fiery wave
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Thus, guy who runs and handles the server, likely a furry.

earnest oyster
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no ones done before

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max win

tacit geode
fiery wave
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Maid catfemboy cafes are... more common than you'd think in Japan.

lilac crag
earnest oyster
somber stream
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You know what i've seen going about a lot but have zero implementation yet? A War Maid Café

somber stream
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WW1, WW2, Cold war, Modern, doesn't matter. People go crazy for Maids with gun

jaunty path
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Well

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its been a while

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I think Im gonna read higurashi

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again.

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I missed this series sm

fiery wave
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Since I see them in co-op events even if only one of them is on the meta lvl.

somber stream
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Heh, yeah

somber stream
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Capitalizing on weebs also take effort these day, for the market is saturated

arctic shoal
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What market isn't saturated

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The rat market?

somber stream
arctic shoal
fiery wave
fiery wave
arctic shoal
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20s Jazz Rock is pretty lacking too

fiery wave
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Lesbian nuns with guns.

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Hunting demons and other things.

halcyon pebble
fiery wave
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I'm actually serious.

jaunty path
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If you get in the trades. You need to look after your body. A lot.

fiery wave
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Sadly, it (fantranslation) started to get C&D.

earnest oyster
fiery wave
jaunty path
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Ai is saturated

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Beyond

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Saturated

arctic shoal
misty trench
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it's oversaturated, most AI jobs that are listed on indeed and such are straight up fake

jaunty path
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People are losing their jobs in real time to ai

earnest oyster
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idk if people saying AI isn't a bubble about to burst like it's 2008 isn't just copium

fiery wave
jaunty path
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Yeah.

winged oasis
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at what point should i start playing heresy level missions

fiery wave
vapid verge
arctic shoal
earnest oyster
misty trench
arctic shoal
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I remember the slimy construction lobby saying such in national news

winged oasis
earnest oyster
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cursed circle

sweet wraith
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It's a bubble but we're probably going to start burning people's corpses to power the datacenters before it bursts

halcyon pebble
lethal solstice
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Everyone in heresy is terrible

fiery wave
vapid verge
earnest oyster
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freaking ouroboros man

fiery wave
earnest oyster
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omnomnonmom

median spruce
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it's kinda self explanatory, but to get good at havoc, you gotta play havoc and so on

fiery wave
vapid verge
fiery wave
lethal solstice
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Right

misty trench
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yea you have to do the difficulty curve grind

fiery wave
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At same time.

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In heresy.

halcyon pebble
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sounds normal

fiery wave
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???

vapid verge
fiery wave
prisma cypress
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hivescum might be a little goated

halcyon pebble
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getting netted while poxbuster already jumping at you is the peak darktide teamwork

earnest oyster
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the worst is a trapper behind a crusher preparing an overhead

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or

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a trapper in front of a burster

fiery wave
fiery wave
earnest oyster
fiery wave
vapid verge
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I never like elevators on high havoc. Too many bad surprises the moment the door opens.

sweet wraith
halcyon pebble
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KEKW_ogryn sniper can also shoot poxbuster before you dodge/push

lapis spear
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Or a dog pushing a burster back into you

halcyon pebble
fiery wave
lapis spear
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That's why I barrel smykers

vapid verge
sweet wraith
fiery wave
vapid verge
fiery wave
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People spam for vision if they aren't cheating.

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Sometimes, you end up pinging one in the darkness/fog and whoops panic.

quaint moss
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fr

fiery wave
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Oh and if you play on below low settings, flamers and shotgunners are hard to tell apart at long range then as well. Sameish blurry outline.

quaint moss
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i forgot that i love zealot

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its like christmas

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all 3 revive curios

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and 25 percent revive increase

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so good it makes a grown man cry

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with a good vet, instant wins ;-;

arctic shoal
quaint moss
fiery wave
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There's no winning on lights out.

buoyant nexus
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is the bolt pistol's point blank explosion blessing a real thing? i couldnt see anything in sefonis but i may be blind

somber stream
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More range, yes

arctic shoal
modern bobcat
misty trench
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the early game progression is the biggest filter for folks I've found

fiery wave
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It might also be better for actual newbies.

modern bobcat
fiery wave
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Those better players tend to ruin it by running so far ahead and ignoring ppl just learning to play anyway.

modern bobcat
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when you go into Uprising as a Lvl 1, if you get any joiners at all, you're all competing for maybe 1 or 2 basic Scab enemies at the same time

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spawns are tiny

misty trench
fiery wave
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Because they just wanna speedrun missions to get to damns or aurics.

misty trench
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but I know in VT2 all my irl mates quit while levelling because it was too grindy

stuck wasp
misty trench
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yea I do not enjoy grinding mastery

fiery wave
misty trench
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I just skip it with dockets and materials but it's a lot of clicking

lyric frigate
modern bobcat
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Getting close to 100 hours is respectable though

lyric frigate
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”dude the game is so repetitive”

never played anyone other than gk and merc
never played any difficulty higher than champion

modern bobcat
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a lot of casual players don't ever put in that much time to individual games

modern bobcat
fiery wave
lyric frigate
twin flower
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Rock and Stone!

modern bobcat
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It's worse than I feared

lyric frigate
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i admit i never had faith in the former

twin flower
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Whats wrong with space dwarfs Sitgryn

modern bobcat
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Vermintide 2 is less repetitive than Deeprock

lyric frigate
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but the latter like COME ON

misty trench
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yea like my irl mates still play WoW so like, they're not opposed to grinding but early game DT and VT2 are really easy to fall off of if the gameplay doesn't hook you early

modern bobcat
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and PayDay 1 and 2 were extremely repetitive

lyric frigate
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LIKE DOING SHADOW RAID 14 TIMES A DAY IS FUN BUT VERMINTIDE GETS REPETITIVE

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like ok

cosmic burrow
modern bobcat
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PayDay 1 was a joke in terms of AI as well, compared to the Tide games

twin flower
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Double standards KEKW_ogryn

modern bobcat
twin flower
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Payday 3 wasnt any better as far as Ive heard

cosmic burrow
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Yeah

modern bobcat
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Maybe Darktide 2 should have procedurally generated maps

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and Payday 1 enemy AI

fiery wave
misty trench
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payday 2 is goated, if you ignore DLC fatigue lmao

modern bobcat
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then it would be the perfect game

twin flower
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Hell nah

misty trench
modern bobcat
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Darktide 2: procedural generation, Payday AI, extraction shooter mechanics, AND enemy player squad invasions of your server

fiery wave
modern bobcat
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PERFECTION

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Please hire me FatShark

fiery wave
jaunty path
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Oh right payday 2 is a thing

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Man they need to spruce the fuck out of that game man

modern bobcat
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Darktide 2 also needs a Helldivers style reinforcement budget and strategems

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Let me cook

twin flower
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Do guards even have drop pods

fiery wave
cosmic light
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guys do u also lagging when hive scum throwing acid grenade in havoc

fiery wave
stuck wasp
twin flower
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Never noticed

cosmic light
twin flower
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The floor is just covered in splooge

earnest oyster
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i just got here

twin flower
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They're scumming it

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Sorry KEKW_ogryn

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It was the first thing I thought of when I matched up with a scum tho lmao

trail bramble
fiery wave
twin flower
fiery wave
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1 chem grenade is -40 FPS for me.

trail bramble
fiery wave
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If my game is already chugging, 1 fps gaming happens.

twin flower
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And lorewise, we're already lacking in people and losing the war on Atoma persay

cosmic light
cosmic light
modern bobcat
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Is your CPU Ogryn in Mortis Trials proof?

twin flower
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Would Ogryns be worth much as a CPU thonking

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I know they computerize people but idk about ogryns KEKW_ogryn

fiery wave
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Like, if you started with 60, the game becomes 20 fps.

fiery wave
prisma cypress
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time to use party finder to get into a havoc match staregryn

fiery wave
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0.2 fps isn't fun.

prisma cypress
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lies

twin flower
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Goodluck ratthumbsup

prisma cypress
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havoc 50 and they take your legs as a modifier

somber stream
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Havoc 60 Rinda came over, spit in your face, burn your house and kick you in the balls

prisma cypress
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havoc 70 and they lower your credit score

fiery wave
prisma cypress
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havoc 90 they take your first born

amber delta
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that's a positive modifier

somber stream
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First born? We're all virgin here

prisma cypress
somber stream
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Literally never felt the touch of a woman

amber delta
fiery wave
amber delta
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hugging can result in kids if you are not careful

somber stream
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Very lewd Karien

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Dont you know there are 12 yos here

fiery wave
fiery wave
somber stream
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Yeah that

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My sister came over and gave me 6 sausages

modern bobcat
modern bobcat
fiery wave
prisma cypress
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Havoc 100 mandatory jury duty

lyric frigate
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havoc 67

somber stream
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I told her it's supposed to be 7 since she already gave 6 last month, so she threw in a few euro and call it a day

modern bobcat
amber delta
fiery wave
quaint moss
somber stream
modern bobcat
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but there's too many loopholes

amber delta
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havoc 200, you are on no mans land but you mission is latrine duty while under fire

modern bobcat
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The kids have access to Discord (not included in ban as yet), then a whole range of older/newer messaging apps, standard Apple messaging app on their school devices

winged oasis
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The siu s you get for mastering weapon trees us low-key cook

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Skins*

fiery wave
modern bobcat
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They can also just get around private message bans by using things like Google Forms

modern bobcat
jaunty path
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tfw banning shit wont get rid of it

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the prohibition will repeat itself

lyric frigate
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eating seeds as a pastime activity

modern bobcat
somber stream
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You're right, banning alone won't cut it, we need snipers to enforce the ban as well

modern bobcat
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The main issue is we allowed kids onto those platforms in the first place

jaunty path
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trve,,,

fiery wave
somber stream
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Kids under 16 detected online will be traced and drone strike'd

jaunty path
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though

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stop giving phones to toddlers

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thats one

modern bobcat
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It's not really an oversimplification

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We know what problems devices and social media cause

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And we have known since at least 2008

jaunty path
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yea tbh give them a flip phone and be done

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social media is horrible for the mind

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especially for young children

earnest oyster
modern bobcat
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Australia for example has a gambling addiction problem, with something like 50% of men 18-35 currently addicted to betting and gambling apps

somber stream
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Phone exposure at an early age can only bring bad things. There's a kid on the same block i lived, asked me one day while i was smoking if i want her n*des

amber delta
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remember how ESRB always said online interactions not rated? we should apply that to social media and assume all social interactions are 18+

arctic thunder
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Sigh .... Just spent all day getting to 9 consecutive wins in auric, twice (before getting killed reaching 10)

earnest oyster
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no tik tok no roblox and no weird discord contacts

vapid aurora
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feel like it has a lot to do with the fact that, parents are expected to watch over their children and be aware of their safety constantly, which physically is a lot easier by handing them a device

somber stream
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Said she's already sent some to her Roblox friends, the very same kid attempted suicide by sleeping pill a few months later

vapid aurora
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we need to return to telling the kids to go hang out at the park

jaunty path
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kids need more social spaces outside of school

somber stream
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Granted their family situation was complicated, but the phone only make things worse

amber delta
somber stream
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Oh she's still around btw

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The neighborhood made an attempt to mend them, working so far

somber stream
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Kid is as happy as she can be from what i'm seeing lately

amber delta
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blackpill to whitepill

somber stream
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A little care do wonders

jaunty path
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I can change that by destroying her in arsenal

earnest oyster
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if teddy roosevelt was around I KNOW he'd ban roblox

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he was a G

lyric frigate
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teddy roosevelt would like

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have the entire united states euthanised

jaunty path
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bombed syria

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must follow the classic tradition

earnest oyster
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server wipe

modern bobcat
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Social media and devices are the modern equivalent of the Opium Wars, except waged on us globally by the companies pushing increasingly addictive app designs and practices

jaunty path
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Can voting even work atp like lets be honest

earnest oyster
lyric frigate
modern bobcat
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Chief Executive Ogryn

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Now they call him SAH

jaunty path
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peoples opinions are being dedicated by social media infleuncers and algorithyms designed to work in their favor

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I don't think it can work.

earnest oyster
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i like Tom Brady the bull rusher

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sah

amber delta
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I make sure to form my opinions based on various sources such as Asmongold, Hasanabi, Adin Ross and Tanner

jaunty path
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IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.- oh

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nvm

somber stream
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I get my political knowledges from Vtubers

jaunty path
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I thought that said tammer

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nvm

earnest oyster
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make sure to form your opinion based on the thread that has most upvotes on reddit

jaunty path
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ImkKILLINGYOU

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I'MGOINGTODELETEYOUFROMTHISPLANEOFEXISTENCE

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HELLISREALANDIWILLBETHERE.

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I remember when I used to just

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binge hasan

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fuck

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I didn't think

somber stream
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Ew cringe

jaunty path
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i unironcially

somber stream
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ew

amber delta
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mods my life is in danger

jaunty path
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did not think

somber stream
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Ewwwww

jaunty path
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Licht i was a teenager

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like

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15

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no

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16 17?

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idk

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impressionable!!!

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still are but

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less!

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I was a bedrotter as well

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my mind was kind of in the slums, still is but different.

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but yeah like hasan is just another loud mouth internet personality

earnest oyster
jaunty path
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Speak with confidence, look pretty, and sound smart

amber delta
#

well think about it this way, hasan is 35 and he still has the same dogshit takes, you grew out of them, this should be praised

jaunty path
#

say the obviously correct thing

somber stream
#

I bed rot during covid and watch Metal gear lore videos

jaunty path
#

thnx homie

modern bobcat
jaunty path
modern bobcat
amber delta
jaunty path
#

Source? my astral vision motherfucker

#

licht

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stop playing mgs gameplay in my head

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its rude

earnest oyster
#

i like xqc i can relate to him at least

#

i have adhd as well

jaunty path
#

xqc is a cryptid

#

you can't prove it to me otherwise

earnest oyster
#

i watched him for 7 years i understand every word he says KEKW_ogryn

prisma cypress
#

i play vet because im literally him i be screaming at my kids just as loud

jaunty path
#

hes french right

earnest oyster
#

french canadian, from quebec

jaunty path
#

why are there literal par- oh

amber delta
#

worse, canadian

jaunty path
#

one of the mods here is literally a dad

#

I forgot

prisma cypress
somber stream
#

Was he the guy who has big fat juicy Pyro pics

jaunty path
#

You're thinking pyrocynical

somber stream
#

Oh

prisma cypress
#

worse and canadian in the same sentence clapping CATGRIN

jaunty path
#

pyrocynical looks 12

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isn't he in his late 20s

earnest oyster
#

every time i think of pyro i think of the "incident"

jaunty path
#

motherfucker

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hes 28

#

what the fuck man

prisma cypress
#

there was no incident in tf2

jaunty path
#

literally put pyrocynical in gifs

cosmic light
modern bobcat
#

It's gonna be funny when all of the elder Youtubers and Streamers are in their 80s

jaunty path
sage dragon
cosmic light
#

ait he like 22

jaunty path
#

same age as mgs tactical espionage

#

no he is NOT

somber stream
jaunty path
#

licht how old are you again

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29 right

somber stream
#

28 still

earnest oyster
somber stream
#

Let me savour this

jaunty path
modern bobcat
earnest oyster
#

there are many incidents i guess

modern bobcat
#

The day before you turn 30, you are then in your "Late 20s"

somber stream
#

Forever 18 inside™ though

jaunty path
#

speakin o

#

which

prisma cypress
#

the day after you turn 30 you just die

jaunty path
#

vinesauce looks good for 40

prisma cypress
#

nothing after 30

jaunty path
#

wait

#

jerma is 40

#

christ

earnest oyster
somber stream
#

Jerma is fucking what

#

40??

#

Fuck me time flies

prisma cypress
#

jerma is draculas gay cousin IArchMyBackula

jaunty path
#

YES HE IS LOL

#

Oh fuck

#

vinesauce and jerma are the same age

#

fuck me

earnest oyster
#

really gives him youth

prisma cypress
somber stream
jaunty path
#

they look good for their age

#

genuinely

somber stream
#

Mine Asian gene will sustain me till my 60s

prisma cypress
jaunty path
#

My dad looks

#

young-ish still

earnest oyster
jaunty path
#

at 60

#

he could pass as a 50 year old

prisma cypress
#

being hispanic i know im gonna be an alcoholic and somehow make it to 99

jaunty path
#

hold on

jaunty path
#

40, he can lie about being 40

#

the hair though

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the hair he cant get away with

#

my mom looks good for her 40s as well

somber stream
#

Don't bring moms to internet talk

earnest oyster
jaunty path
#

I hate my mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#

What was I going to say

#

uh

#

I guess being social media entertainers kind of forced them to stay with the times

#

I think especially with Vinny with is segments

#

Where he watches literal brainrot sometimes lmfao

earnest oyster
#

Vinny literally looks like a guy in his 20s

#

i thinks it's his Italian genes

jaunty path
#

College student looks

earnest oyster
#

and good hair

jaunty path
#

trve

#

Does anyone else feel weird when Jerma lets his beard grow out

#

like he looks like a different person with a beard

earnest oyster
#

yes

#

feels like he gave up on streaming kinda

#

idk

jaunty path
#

No I think he's still going

earnest oyster
#

NL is my new Jerma

#

maybe i just got too old idk

jaunty path
#

how old are you

modern bobcat
#

Apart from grinding Havoc cosmetics

earnest oyster
prisma cypress
#

party finder hacov 40

modern bobcat
#

What keeps the game spicy for people once they've done most of the penances

prisma cypress
#

im fucked

jaunty path
prisma cypress
#

perhaps

modern bobcat
jaunty path
modern bobcat
#

so I can... CATfish

jaunty path
#

thats not how this works

modern bobcat
earnest oyster
#

too old

#

bones are creaking

#

bout to explode into dust

jaunty path
#

We might need to put you in a dreadnought

earnest oyster
#

💀 😭

#

NOOOO

#

GUYS HELP

#

...guys?

#

HHELLLOOO???

jaunty path
#

we're stuffing you in a mailbox

earnest oyster
#

wait..WAIT

#

okay....Loook, i have this pokemon limited edition box

#

sealed!

#

logan paul gave me it

jaunty path
#

more ancient history

earnest oyster
#

ah just stuff me in

#

my body is ready

#

💀

tawny mauve
#

Finally got the damn ASS Penance and figured I'd finish the "10 Aurics" version while I was at it.
People die too damn fast man.
@_@

earnest oyster
#

🤖 BEEP BOOP

#

BUY LOGAN COIN

tawny mauve
#

No wonder people seem to rock the 3x Revive Speed Blessings.
You'd be spending half of the match reviving people otherwise.
😭

earnest oyster
#

MISSUS LOVES MPGREG

#

🤖

jaunty path
#

whered this even come from 😭

prisma cypress
amber delta
earnest oyster
#

dreadnaughty malfunction XD

prisma cypress
amber delta
jaunty path
#

dreadnoughts are still ppl

#

just stuffed in a box

#

like fnaf

amber delta
#

incorrect

#

dreadnoughts are space marines stuffed in a box

#

space marines are not people

#

they are filthy mutants

jaunty path
#

How about I shred your skin off with comedically sized cheese grater.

amber delta
#

it's comically*

#

but yes let's do that

earnest oyster
#

🫃

real socket
twin flower
#

Doesnt discord have it by default 🫃

jaunty path
earnest oyster
#

chest burster ahh belly

twin flower
earnest oyster
#

👽

#

taco bell baby

#

ok i'll stop

#

LOL

thick coyote
#

Wait

twin flower
#

Would like some tacos rn about now

thick coyote
#

That implies pre-human

twin flower
#

Wouldnt the same go for mutants then since they were human before

sweet wraith
modern bobcat
twin flower
modern bobcat
#

Armageddon would work well as a Tide game

#

with a Steel Legion squad

#

Greentide

#

Would be fun to get krumped by Orkz

stuck wasp
#

But what if Ork tide where you play as the Orks uwugryn

modern bobcat
#

Are Scab Trappers brutally cunning or cunningly brutal

#

Amazing

stuck wasp
#

Orks vs Tyranid tide could be quite swell.
Would be imo the faction that would work best with Tyranids due to them being very funny (as the Tyranid wouldn't be understandable)
Gib Killa kan as a PoV difference uwugryn

obtuse oak
#

Octarius War

stuck wasp
#

Ork Spore class trust 🤝

sweet wraith
#

An fps adaptation of shootas blood n teef would go hard

modern bobcat
#

'I took my gf to the Warhammer store and she left me because I told her I love Nobz' Sitgryn badum tsss

sweet wraith
#

🎛️

#

Nobz in question

modern bobcat
#

Why didn't the Ogryn make a good stand up comedian? His punchlines were hitting the audience too hard

twin flower
earnest oyster
modern bobcat
shy sandal
#

B-Positive

lyric frigate
winged oasis
#

is there REALLY no straight list of audio files of the different voices in darktide

twin flower
#

Lemme know if you find one thonking

sweet wraith
#

Ask frip

twin flower
#

I dont think his is organized as well either tho

wooden creek
twin flower
#

So many voicelines I wanna re-hear but there isn't even transcripts available as well

obtuse oak
# sweet wraith Ask frip

even frip records a lot of voicelines ingame. it is possible to rip them from the game files but very timeconsuming because they aren't labelled clearly

wooden creek
#

There's a link to it in his steam guide on how to rip audio files

twin flower
#

There was one I cant remember about an Ogryn saying something really clever and the Psyker just going "Wait.. What did you just say?!"

#

Never heard it again tho KEKW_ogryn

winged oasis
#

wish there was like a mod that pumped up the chances for banter

sleek harness
#

I wish there was a mod disguised as a popular mod that crashes your game every time you try to type in chat

twin flower
#

Devious

modest flume
dark nimbus
#

Good morning everyone. How’s it going?

twin flower
dark nimbus
#

Understandable.

tacit geode
crisp yoke
#

Hello everyone

#

How are you all?

twin flower
dark nimbus
twin flower
#

Chillin

marsh iris
amber delta
#

is bone saw total ass or is it skill issue

modern bobcat
amber delta
modern bobcat
#

I think it's less viable than Shivs or Crowbar, but some people swear by it

#

and if I just want to use it to get poison stacks, why would I want to be that close to enemies when I can Needle Pistol them to death?

amber delta
#

well some people swear by duelling sword being fair and balanced

modern bobcat
#

I can't tell if it sucks ass or if I just don't know how to use it properly

knotty terrace
#

hey what happened to warhammer 40k speedfreak match making?

modern bobcat
#

and I can't tell when and why you're meant to wipe your bonesaw with a dirty dishrag covered in purple drink

#

Dawn of War 3 announced, uh based?????

amber delta
#

atm im quite convinced purple slop is completely useless because the saw itself does so little damage its just better to slice crushers with toxin than brittleness

modern bobcat
#

smdh

timid geyser
modern bobcat
#

even more based

timid geyser
#

and wasnt dawn of war 3 an insane flop

#

so

modern bobcat
#

That was kind of my joke

#

alas

#

DOW3 so bad it's better to pretend it never happened

#

so DOW 3 has just been announced

timid geyser
#

Sorry calling something based didnt lane on the joke meter for me XD

#

land*

modern bobcat
amber delta
#

dow 3 never happened

timid geyser
#

Ima be real

#

Im the kind of person who enjoyed the DmC reboot

#

so

#

Idrgaf about "Game Legacv"

#

or what an older game in the franchise did

#

I see DOW 3 problem of a growing sentiment in the game industy that like RTS games dont do well, and also Moba being so popular at its time of release and wanting to create a gameplay system that cater to moba players as well as RTS people

#

Even tho I would consider DOW2 a like...piss easy RTS game

#

Big reason I love looking into game dev stuff especially for "Failed games" cause you find out so much about how it failed and it was never the devs fault

#

Mass effect andromeda is a huge example

#

of a game being set up to fail

modern bobcat
#

Darktide almost failed

#

Those were sad times

timid geyser
#

Tbh darktide for me and why is topped playing it originally was the weapon system

#

Rolling for perfect drops was not appealing

fallen tree
modern bobcat
#

Yes, I quit for that reason

timid geyser
#

Now that you basically get to do whatever and youre only rolling for perfect stats

#

its so much more bearable and fun

#

like omg I just get to run whatever build and weapon I want without needing to constantly roll for shit

#

perfect

#

big reason I enjoy FF14

#

none of this run a dungeon for a perfect drop over and over again

#

naw dog just play the game get the gear enjoy the content

earnest oyster
#

when devs "balance" the the fun stuff out the game it's gg

#

i remember the OP grail knight in VT2

amber delta
#

DS is not fucking fun

timid geyser
earnest oyster
#

i cry to this day

#

how they massacred my boy

delicate kite
#

guys guys guys

#

guys

timid geyser
#

like now a days if you got jank in your game is treated like a sin XD

delicate kite
#

who do you think Hadrons favorite reject ?

timid geyser
#

back in the ps2 era man ever game have jank

timid geyser
delicate kite
#

i think its Hive Scum because hive scum steals catalythic converters and gives em to her

#

@timid geyser no

timid geyser
#

im sorry

#

she said I was her special girl so

#

heard her say it

earnest oyster
#

the mod that has hadron is fishnets is peak

timid geyser
#

Bruh my wife is having a hot flash and im FREEZING but I cant turn the heat up XD

timid geyser
delicate kite
#

and still a

#

am

delicate kite
#

i polish her shiny oily exhaust port every day

earnest oyster
#

👀

delicate kite
#

hahaha classic grey role mistake

earnest oyster
#

i ant clicking that

delicate kite
#

nice embbeds

timid geyser
#

oh shit

#

I clicked one

#

on accident

delicate kite
#

enjoy social credit deductionbs

timid geyser
earnest oyster
#

fbi open up

tulip grove
timid geyser
#

If anything jank makes the game more fun XD

#

like in far cry 6 the jank in that game is b-hopping is insanely effective

#

and you actively can b-hop around the open world and do objectives while flying around the map

#

Schedule 1 has the same thing where b-hopping gets you INSANE speed

#

and you can b-hop on trhe skateboard

short oar
#

theres good jank and then theres clipping though the map or getting stuck in an infinite cutscene jank

timid geyser
#

Skyrim most likely

#

Just remmber skyrim released BROKEN on ps3 and still got game of the year XD

fiery wave
#

<@&735928989146939404> If you could deal with this.

short oar
#

not saying a specific game tho probably anything made by ubishit

gloomy void
timid geyser
broken sun
#

Sorted

short oar
#

not really sure what strawman is

#

in this context

timid geyser
gloomy void
earnest oyster
gloomy void
#

Look at this fun unbalanced gameplay of spamming one button

earnest oyster
#

dueling sword is the only viable weapon now

#

on higher diff anyway

lost eagle
timid geyser
#

There literally 0 triple A games where you get stuck in an infinite cutscene so saying there is one and it being untrue makes your arguement look worse cause you need to make shit up to prove your point.

gloomy void
earnest oyster
little violet
earnest oyster
#

but for most people, they will only accept meta builds into publics lobbies

timid geyser
#

Its UI was literally designed for consoles

gloomy void
short oar
timid geyser
#

Skyrim is so much not a PC game that it ran at 32 bit at launch

#

XD

#

If skyrim was a PC first game it would not of been a 32 bit program

timid geyser
gloomy void
timid geyser
#

It is that deep if you paid attention XD

#

please dont come into my convo about something and tell me that my convo isnt deep cause it is q.q

gloomy void
delicate kite
timid geyser
delicate kite
#

mororwind is the best

gloomy void
#

I use every class tho and most of them besides my vet aren’t high because i usually play vet

lost eagle
brazen pelican
little violet
short oar
gloomy void
timid geyser
short oar
gloomy void
#

HIS ABILITY

timid geyser
#

"Morrowind came out on PC so that means skyrim was designed for PC first"

#

what kind of fucking logic

brazen pelican
molten charm
#

hi, any advice on what actually wakes up daemonhosts? apparently they're sensitive to flashlights, but at the same time not very concerned with gunfire and explosions?

brazen pelican
little violet
#

Yeh thats what i was saying it came on PC first orignally
Thats why the ps3 skyrim was janky

molten charm
#

ok ty

gloomy void
timid geyser
short oar
#

tho tbf i would be pretty pissed if i was napping and a group of maniacs started beating the shit out of me

molten charm
#

also i think they need to add some clear indication you're supposed to leave them alone. the first time i found one, i went "oh neat new enemy, let's see what it does", hit F and dumped a bolter mag in his face

timid geyser
#

Also skyrim ps3 doesnt have jank its literally broken on a coding level....

little violet
#

I mean you do know theirs console exclusive games only designed for consoles...

timid geyser
#

forever

little violet
#

They just port the game in different Systems which can have issues at times

brazen pelican
#

Turns out I could be fucked, found it. It was a Psyker.

#

Only two talent points spent after Telekine.

lost eagle
gloomy void
#

Also for havoc 40 most people will reject you if it looks like you’re aren’t geared properly. “Properly” not “geared meta”. Some of y’all get made that the guy on havoc 40 doesn’t want to waste 40 minutes of his time because your vet build decided to run 3 wound curios

molten charm
short oar
timid geyser
modern bobcat
gloomy void
modern bobcat
lost eagle
gloomy void
fiery wave
timid geyser
brazen pelican
short oar
fiery wave
brazen pelican
modern bobcat
gloomy void
short oar
modern bobcat
#

I couldn't think of a more trollish example than Corrupt Resist

#

+Resistance Poxhounds?

lost eagle
timid geyser
gloomy void
fiery wave
gloomy void
modern bobcat
gloomy void
#

I wouldn’t bat am eye

brazen pelican
short oar
#

at that point you need more hp, if in higher levels corrupting is a problem thats when you get a zealot with the aura that clears corruption

gloomy void
#

Like what?

timid geyser
lost eagle
#

I liked hp and corruption resist so I could barely tank 3 bursters instead of 2. now bursters arent that scary and auric difficulty makes me want to melee charge them for funsies