general-chat

[round mica]

Thats the point of the joke

[jaunty path]

Lock your doors

[round mica]

I want to ragebait Missus more

[round mica]

yayyay you're visiting me??

[jaunty path]

Im removing your liver

[round mica]

Ok but is there after care afterwards? I like cuddling

[jaunty path]

I can put you in my freezer

[round mica]

Can you leave the lights on tho?

scully if you're out there, I hope a mutant throws you off a cliff irl

who what why

[fiery wave]

They likely got a troll or grifter.

[round mica]

just some person try harding in chat on auric maelstrom lmaoo

[fiery wave]

People do that in heresy already.

Wait till you find ppl who died only to comment about people playing on controllers who are still playing.

[round mica]

Me and the zealot were just fartin around near a ledge with a burgle and they went HAVE U GUYS EVER HEARD OF POSITIONING

TOO BAD, burgle wants hugs

[fiery wave]

To be fair, it is risky, but you took the risk.

If you and zeal went flying...

Choices were made.

[round mica]

aye that was a no death run so I'd say the hug was worth it

[grand terrace]

if i uninstall, will my mods be deleted from the folder too?

[fiery wave]

Yeah. I wonder if they are trying for Atoma's Elite Squad or so.

[round mica]

I actually just got that from that mission lmaoo, It is pretty hard to get considering I am usually left last one standing on maelstroms

[fair bridge]

no

back them up just in case

[round mica]

idk I like my auric vanguard insignia more, its BIGGER

[gilded socket]

Fatter

[round mica]

MEATIER

I want the 50 havoc assignments armor so bad BUT THERES NO ONE DOING ASSIGNMENTS

Yeah I'm like 3 missions away from mine but no one plays havoc no mo

Im at like 2
So 47 remaining

Gods peed

[round mica]

Is that why it rains

[low glen]

is there no bestiary/glossary for enemies types in game?

[grand terrace]

just request to join everything

[lilac crag]

max

[round mica]

It only counts if theyre havoc assignments iirc

[grand terrace]

yea im saying request to join all havoc groups

[round mica]

Only the steam community guides or the wiki

[lilac crag]

u do LFG and u get progress for both completion and assistance assignments

I did this

[round mica]

Oughhh

[lilac crag]

it's okay oomf if ur ever down 2 play we can do my assignments

[round mica]

I'm currently leveling up psyker

Gave up on ogryn

[lilac crag]

that's so real btw

[round mica]

Psyker is level 1 cause i created her before logging out

[round mica]

Gave up after wasting aquilas on him too

[modern bobcat]

Make your Ogryn as short as possible during chargen

fr

[round mica]

I wanted him to be big as fuck but ogryn still plays weird anyways

Dont like the playstyle at all

My Ogryn has SO many cosmetics but like. U can only swing the same bully club for so long. And he's not as passively tanky as arbites, which always feels bad bc he big

[fair bridge]

i like playing ogryn

once you figure out movement tech it's a blast

[round mica]

Ogryn just plays in a way I don't like

[lilac crag]

I really wish all his melees did more damage

[modern bobcat]

Where does the Budding Interrogator title come from again?

[round mica]

I can solo a daemonhost as a zealot but god forbid two ragers pin me against a wall i cant do shit

[lilac crag]

1k mission wins

[lilac crag]

being pinned against a wall is a lose indeed

[fiery wave]

It's always funny how small it is.

[round mica]

Insignias should show in mission, need to show people how many rations I've earned

[round mica]

I've escaped being against a wall with any class by now but not ogryn
The moment I got pinned against a wall I just went "welp this is it" and I died

I just realized I still have 100 more missions to go for budding interrogator, very sad.

[lilac crag]

Poxbreaker is what I want

[round mica]

Anyways

[twin flower]

How do you check the progress

Does it say on the penance

[round mica]

Gifting my gf darktide rn and maybe playing with her today

[lilac crag]

yeah

[lilac crag]

HUGE OOMF

[twin flower]

Carry her to H40

[gilded socket]

Huh

[round mica]

I barely get out of H20 but we'll see

[bronze wren]

Sure, bullets are cool and all but have we ever tried launching soap at nurgle worshippers?

[twin flower]

better be one hell of a soap

[bronze wren]

Sawdust soap cleans everything

[twin flower]

even space aids?

[fiery wave]

Tell us if she plays better than you though, would be funny.

[round mica]

she mogs me in fighting games i need to have this W

i cantlet her be better than me in a horde shooter

[gilded socket]

Aslume

[fiery wave]

Well, who knows, right?

[round mica]

shut up

[fiery wave]

Look, is that or you are saying you just let her win.

[formal mortar]

She gonna win again

[round mica]

I'm better on For Honor and some roblox games but if i tried brawhalla she would kick my fucking ass

mortal kombat as well

[fiery wave]

Roblox... that's for actual kids.

Probably not a good game to say you are better at.

[twin flower]

Surprised For Honor is still around

[fiery wave]

Is like saying, I'm better at Jump Start games than you!

Which uhhh, was hard cos freedom numbers.

What even is it?

Water doesn't boil at 100 and freeze at 0???

[twin flower]

Wuh

[fiery wave]

Not to you. I tend to type in a way that may annoy people. It's part of the earlier reply.

[round mica]

That's a pretty dumb statement but ok

[twin flower]

About boiling water?

[round mica]

there's fighting and shooter games there

pretty good

hidden gems around abysmal dogshit

[fiery wave]

There is, but they look and feel simplified for kids or whales.

By whales, I mean kids with access to a card.

[fiery wave]

That's more, I played the American ver of the edutament game because parents said so.

It didn't help cos we run on metrics.

I was like like 11 then.

[round mica]

only the slop ones
and also because it has to be simplified if not roblox takes it down
there were good gore engine gems in there that got nuked

theres a perfect replica of the original doom there

[fiery wave]

Simplified isn't just gore... just less complexity.

[marsh iris]

darktide should run on roblox engine

[round mica]

roblox engine is very badly optimized

the more complex it is the less chance for people to be play it more than other games

[fair bridge]

i know one of the guys that made that

[round mica]

chad

[fair bridge]

they're cool. him and his brother are working on a fully fledged VR game rn

[fiery wave]

Thus, better for a dev to even use uhhh... Unity (heard it went downhill), Unreal (horribad optimisation if not done right)... is there any other free to start with engines?

[fair bridge]

godot

oh wait she can't see me

GODOT

[twin flower]

She has you blocked?

[round mica]

wym

did she block you?

[twin flower]

The fonie

[twin flower]

Fear and hunger lmao

[round mica]

Unironically roblox engine is a better choice too bad the CEO wants to explore pedophiles for money

[twin flower]

Prolly the one game I fkin left cuz of malding

Eyo wut

[round mica]

mad cuz bad (im dogshit at it too)

[round mica]

Roblox CEO literally said pedophiles are an opportunity

not kidding

search it

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah, that. Also why it feels extra weird to play if you are over 16.

[trail bramble]

Unity is fine, ceo was a shithead for a bit but he stopped when it drove share prices down

[twin flower]

Took my sister to beat the game for me

Was more invested than i am but holy jeebus its relentless

[round mica]

I play it cause I like some games there and to make cool avatars, barely interact with anyone and when I do I don't act weird
its not weird to still play it just how you do and which games you do

[twin flower]

Fun game tho lmao albeit dark

[fair bridge]

it was a misunderstanding that we have yet to resolve

[round mica]

it's the point of the game, yeah

[fiery wave]

Was also a monetization thing that would have screwed over actual indies.

[round mica]

Oh yeah its supposed to be very fucked up, Black Souls is worse

[round mica]

damn, unfortunate. is it okay to ask why or is a sensitive topic?

[twin flower]

Huh Black Souls?

[fair bridge]

one sec

[twin flower]

Never heard of that one

Maybe I had but just dunno the title

[tired steeple]

I love fear & hunger

[fiery wave]

True, just not many want to be linked to it for reasons.

[lyric frigate]

oh boy
be glad you dont know

[tired steeple]

Sad that pyro made a video on it. Now the fandom’s gonna suck and stop being niche

Also black souls sucks cock

Just saying that game is absolutely atrocious

“No listen you gotta play this rpgmaker asset flip game the themes are so good!”

[twin flower]

that bad huh

[tired steeple]

Like even aside from the attempts at “themes” and certain topics

[round mica]

it's very very dark i wouldnt recommend it, very bad topics unless youre okay with that stuff
very sensitive

[tired steeple]

The game is just really lazily made

[round mica]

Dogshit video but at least makes the game more famous

[fiery wave]

To be fair, if the story is good enough, you might be able to see past even stock... but 99% are just blargh.

[lyric frigate]

there is a story?

[tired steeple]

the game also has a lot of pedo shit and r*pe

[fiery wave]

RPGmaker games in general.

[tired steeple]

like even aside from the "amazing story" (it's not) it's just an edgy asset re-using mess of a game

[lyric frigate]

its a lazily made porn game thinly veiled as an rpg

[tired steeple]

yeah

[buoyant nexus]

does 20% resistance to bombers include tox bombers

[tired steeple]

everyone acts like "oh it's such a cool deep eldritch horror game oooh" no it fucking isn't

[tired steeple]

yeah

[amber delta]

hell yeah porn

[buoyant nexus]

woohoo so long revive speed

[civic otter]

Black souls huh. Heard about it a little in the past, i'm guessing it's censored in steam now?

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

I usually just take perks for revive speed depending on my build

[buoyant nexus]

btw revive speed is based i equipped it and started getting value right away

[tired steeple]

my vet stealth build uses a revive speed perk

[buoyant nexus]

hive scum reviverrr

[elder merlin]

Black who?

[fiery wave]

Oh, that one is literally just a dark fetish game and not worth bothering. Sells on those 'themes'.

[tired steeple]

yeah

[elder merlin]

Wake up, @sleek harness

[buoyant nexus]

they'll never take my toriel milf inflation away from me

[tired steeple]

fear & hunger is like actually good if you want a dark rpg

[sleek harness]

No

[civic otter]

Fear & hunger is peeeaaak

[elder merlin]

Raki

[buoyant nexus]

funger is so good but genuinely disconcerting

[sleek harness]

YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT FUNGER???

[fiery wave]

Worst part, there are better ones if you REALLY want those types.

[elder merlin]

@fiery wave, quick, its the rat. Engage headpats

[sleek harness]

I love Funger

[tired steeple]

I prefer 2 to one

I used to prefer the first game

[buoyant nexus]

ive played the shit out of 2 but idk i dont wanna touch 1 there's too much for me

[elder merlin]

The fungus amungus?

[sleek harness]

No

[tired steeple]

but then I realised the replayability in 2 and well, one of my favourite things is replayability

[sleek harness]

Funger

[elder merlin]

Fungus

Amungus

[fiery wave]

Fwuffy! Patpats.

[sleek harness]

Karien did you said anything bad about Funger

[fiery wave]

No. I only complain the coin flip is dog dook.

But you can mod that out.

[sleek harness]

Somewhat

Karien that's cheating

Didn't you said you don't like cheaters

[fiery wave]

I don't even play it.

[tired steeple]

you can also skip coin flips

[fiery wave]

I don't like the idea of permanent lost of limbs.

[fiery wave]

They changed it now?

[tired steeple]

no

[civic otter]

The mexican cartel:

[tired steeple]

if you use guard before an attack

[sleek harness]

But you are pointing out the idea of cheating

[tired steeple]

that would use a coin flip

[lyric frigate]

thank you for the knowledge

[tired steeple]

you auto-succeed

[buoyant nexus]

just watched a guy go into the meat grinder

testing numbers at 7 am... poor fella

[fiery wave]

I mean, if you like the coin flip, that's for you. It's one of the reasons I don't think I'll get it.

[sleek harness]

I like gambling with my life

[fiery wave]

Other than the... other implications.

[sleek harness]

50 50 is easy tbh

[tired steeple]

again, as I said

if you use guard before a coin flip

you auto-succeed

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[fiery wave]

There are flips on other things though. Like resting.

[tired steeple]

depends

if you kill all the enemies in an area then you don't need the coin flip

[fair bridge]

discord is acting silly rn

[tired steeple]

also if you have a full party you can just kill whatever interrupted your sleep anyway

[lyric frigate]

i didnt need to know that exists

[sleek harness]

What existed

Are you talking about Fear and Hunger?

[fiery wave]

It's the internet. Rule 34 and 36.

[civic otter]

Rule 36 fades out if you've grown up with it

[fair bridge]

this chat istg

[fiery wave]

From what I know, getting a party is hard if you aren't deep into the game. It's still not for me.

[tired steeple]

oh well, the darkness of the far future is still a fun way to suffer

[fiery wave]

True. But it also means you are likely traumatised.

[civic otter]

I'd say spending time browsing dark web completely faded anything that might be disturbing enough surprise me ever again

[sleek harness]

You can learn necromancy and get a party of skeletons

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah, THAT guy.

[civic otter]

Most stuff nowadays is locked behind crypto walls but free sites are aplenty and it's really abrasive ads that show you what you wouldn't like to see

[fiery wave]

I get it really. Sometimes is best to not know.

[delicate kite]

guys guys guys

guys

next class is

leman russ battle tank

[sleek harness]

Adeptus Mechanicus

[fiery wave]

It's always nice to add a little bit of yuri spice to the grim derpness.

[civic otter]

It's weird once you're exposted to it, and you reach that level of neutrality that i am currently at

You may think "that's messed up" but that's really only to remember what is normal and acceptable socially, because to you it's just kinda there

[fair bridge]

next class is skeleton on a motorcycle smoking a big cigar

[tired steeple]

I forgot you're a himejoshi

*himedanshi

no wait

himejoshi

[civic otter]

As for how i came to be a frequent browser years back, morbid curiosity i guess. I've always had an unhealthy amount of it

[fair bridge]

wat is that

[sleek harness]

Himejoshi

[fair bridge]

wat is that

[sleek harness]

Himejoshi

[fiery wave]

Oh, I really know... Curiousity killed the cat, you know.

[fair bridge]

wat is that

[sleek harness]

Himejoshi

[fair bridge]

ooooooooh okay i get it now

(doesn't get it)

[civic otter]

One of those things that you can't really justify, you just do/did them

[fiery wave]

Well, it helps at times. Never hurts for some fluffy yuri.

[tired steeple]

girl who likes lesbians a lot

I mean Karien is a lesbian I think

but still

[civic otter]

I have no incentive to go back to the old communities though. I know the place well enough and i don't care much for it anymore

[fair bridge]

ah

[fiery wave]

Just curious, saw too much, regret, yuri floof yesyes.

[sleek harness]

So like, super gay?

[civic otter]

Gay²

[sleek harness]

We are really advancing as a human race

[fiery wave]

Technically bi, but considering it's 9.9/10 towards women...

[tired steeple]

I'm bi as well but I say I'm like

femsexual

I like feminine women and femboys

[civic otter]

Here it would seem we are stuck in stone age by this measure

[fair bridge]

i dated girls a few times

[tired steeple]

I can definitely enjoy a more masculien guy

*masculine

[fair bridge]

it was cool

[tired steeple]

but my preference is usually feminine people

[fiery wave]

Well, those are fine, but tomboys are okay as well.

Like really, Integra. Yesyes.

[sleek harness]

This is confusing

[fair bridge]

@inland mantle speak

[inland mantle]

Yes

[fair bridge]

i did date girls i did i did!!!

[low blade]

I'm 3 hundred kills from Poxburster what class do I get it on

[fair bridge]

I DID

[sleek harness]

Ogry

[inland mantle]

ogryn

[fair bridge]

i can't provide receipts since i lost my records

[low blade]

Godspeed then

[fair bridge]

that awful fire destroyed all my straight records

[inland mantle]

Damn a trust me bro moment

[vivid tapir]

I still need to get the "push poxhounds" penance and my brain refuses to cooperate

[fair bridge]

this is glorpshit

[inland mantle]

🦐

[low blade]

Never 5get

The last straw

[vivid tapir]

"Okay just push it when it jumps at you."
No use a heavy melee to take its head off in midair

[fair bridge]

i need to find that post

[low blade]

Peak

[fair bridge]

AND ANOTHER THING, NO ATTACHMENTS? ARE YOU KIDDING THATS BASIC FPS DESIGN! ALRIGHT THATS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW, I DON'T NEED THIS. FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF GLORPSHIT GAME

[inland mantle]

Real

[fair bridge]

guy should've sent that to hedge

[vivid tapir]

people get irl mad about the dumbest shit I swear

[sleek harness]

You do more beating than shooting in this game

[inland mantle]

Pause

[sleek harness]

Trash FPS

[low blade]

GLORPSHIT

[river elbow]

As an Arbitrator Main, I agree. I use my shield and maul 90% of the time.

[low blade]

In the Mortis Trial loading now

[tired steeple]

I'm kinda with them here ngl

this game really did need weapon attachments

a lot of sights just absolutely suck

[inland mantle]

We love helbore sights

[sleek harness]

Which

I love all of them

[tired steeple]

helbore

regular infantry lasgun sights are off

a lot of the auto gun iron sights are pretty shit

[vivid tapir]

Give me the option for a longer scope on my Ilas and I will do unspeakable things in your name fatshark

[sleek harness]

Green, what does love mean in skaven

Tell me

[inland mantle]

No

[sleek harness]

Then you don't get it

[inland mantle]

Good

I cant even read mr rat

🐀

[sleek harness]

Cool

I don't have anything to say about this

[inland mantle]

Damn

[fiery wave]

Being Tsundere?

[sleek harness]

No

It means hate

Why do yall think I am a tsundere anyways?

[fiery wave]

Patpats. Because you are still nice, if we get through the wall.

[sleek harness]

What wall

[fiery wave]

The cold exterior?

[sleek harness]

I am not in a jail cell

Waht

[inland mantle]

Are you sure

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[low blade]

POXBREAKER OBTAINED

[fiery wave]

I mean you. Why are Tsunderes so dense?

[sleek harness]

What

I am no tsundere

[vivid tapir]

sounds like something a tsundere would say

[fair bridge]

damn my media server was super out of date

[somber stream]

Krill

[vivid tapir]

I love this gif but I'm curious what the sniper got hit by. Bolter?

[inland mantle]

That or a bolt pistol

[vivid tapir]

fair nuff

is it weird that I really enjoy the death physics/animations? it feels very 40k

[wide anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[inland mantle]

Nah the rag dolls are the best part

[wide anchor]

tenor link mistake

[wide anchor]

d e a t h

[jaunty path]

in this game?

[inland mantle]

Nah real life

[fiery wave]

NASA space dogs program always funny.

[wide anchor]

all is right in the world if they have Alfabusa gifs

[vivid tapir]

irl death horrifies me

[modern bobcat]

unc moment

[wide anchor]

I'm doing something obscene tho ngl

[inland mantle]

[wide anchor]

(i'm enjoying vermintide 2)

[jaunty path]

no I mean this game has no death animations

you flop

and die

[fair bridge]

i think he was one of those "im le angry gamer" people

[somber stream]

It do, actually

[fair bridge]

speaking of le angry gamers i need to look at the fatshark forums

[vivid tapir]

I should've specified "enemy death animations"

[jaunty path]

oh

lmao

[inland mantle]

I guess in germany it doesnt cause of the censors or am I mixing up the place that got hit by that

Think that's still a thing

[vivid tapir]

like sometimes when you're slashing through poxwalkers & whatnot you can see bits of skulls with brains flying everywhere & whatnot

[wide anchor]

No, listen, they have a point. I grew up with MW2 and rotated to R6S after a while, so gun attachments are pretty important to me. I'd imagine they'd be important to other FPS shooters like Borderlands. God, imagine if we had that kind of flexibility with our guns.

[modern bobcat]

40,000 generations generational crash out

[fiery wave]

Or Japan. Japan is stricter.

[inland mantle]

Real gamers look at the steam forums

[sleek harness]

"Back in my day, we were able to add modifications to our weapon, and also there were none of theses gay Omnissiah blessings."

[modern bobcat]

the realest gamers receive messages from the emperor in their dreams

[wide anchor]

I know it's not the same genre, but I want a silencer on my pistol to John Warhammer some fools

[vivid tapir]

Helldivers 2 eventually patched in weapon modification. It was a really cool update\

[fair bridge]

inb4 hedge post

[wide anchor]

Or go the Hunt Showdown route of ammo types

actually, no, cus then we'd all use FMJ.

[modern bobcat]

the gay Omnissiah turned my las pistol gay, now it shoots pink lasers

[fair bridge]

i think you guys want a different kind of game

[inland mantle]

Yesnt

DT 2 when

[sleek harness]

They want a action FPS game

[vivid tapir]

the problem is that Darktide's "Weapon Marks" are all things that would be reasonably covered by a modification system

[drowsy lynx]

Supposedly the dev that was going to do that for darktide left fatshark, went to Arrowhead, and implemented it there

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[vivid tapir]

so there's no incentive for them to add it in

[wide anchor]

Fair, fair

[fair bridge]

plus if you're on pc you have the extended weapon customization mod

[vivid tapir]

and honestly I like most of the weapons fine as-is

cries in Ilas

[inland mantle]

Mods alittle unstable but gets the job done

[fair bridge]

it's getting better

[modern bobcat]

I would like to mount a second recon lasgun on my recon lasgun

[gilded socket]

@lilac crag what

[fair bridge]

just download each release from the discord channel

[modern bobcat]

Reconception

[fair bridge]

last update was on the 28th

[vivid tapir]

anyway DB shotgun Vet is my new obsession

[jaunty path]

do you guys

[inland mantle]

No

[jaunty path]

like corpse starch

y

[fair bridge]

do you yearn george

[vivid tapir]

... my lawyer has advised me not to answer that question in the presence of possible Arbitrator mains

[fair bridge]

have i ever yearned?

yeah yeah

no

[jaunty path]

Just say yes

:3

cuz its good

[fair bridge]

krieg 143rd is so blue

[vivid tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-gif-23756243

[lilac crag]

oh nothing

I just wanted to say hi

but u went to bed I thought

[modern bobcat]

Steam Achievements says I got my first Darktide achievement on November 23, 2022

[timid geyser]

Omggggg

4 more remote detonations

[vivid tapir]

gang I know the Combat Axe is better but I love the TacAxe

[fiery python]

Is it me or the dog sometimes pounce instantly?

[modern bobcat]

What's an axe?

[fair bridge]

if you're close enough

yes

[fiery python]

Or sometime he decides to be the main character and ignore the push attack

[fiery wave]

Dual wield dual recons.

[inland mantle]

If they're in their running animation they can insta pounce wasnt always a thing tho

[modern bobcat]

Lasgun Sickos: YES! YES!!!!

[fossil oasis]

Kinda peak tho

[limber turtle]

The Cinco urinal shower system, from Cinco! I think taxe is different not worse than rashad.

[fossil oasis]

Make a pistol sized Recon and make them dual wield

[low blade]

Now I gotta change all my titles on every class and loadout to Poxbreaker

[karmic vortex]

make more lasguns for veteran

[fossil oasis]

How do you even get poxbreaker?

[inland mantle]

KIll 1m things

[timid geyser]

you can duel wield bolters like the borderlands 2 class but while you shoot it, it pushes you backwards

[low blade]

One milliion kills

[fossil oasis]

Crazy

[karmic vortex]

5 more millenia till we get hotshot lasgun

[inland mantle]

Im at 2m kills so I have it and then some

[fossil oasis]

That would be kinda peak tbh

[stuck wasp]

Imo the only chance Hotshot Lasgun had would have been as an ability for the Veteran.
Or Adept if they go with Reliquarist

[fiery wave]

Then... "I need ammo!"

[inland mantle]

Rumbler ogryn be like

[karmic vortex]

where hellgun where melta

[karmic vortex]

where powerfist

[modern bobcat]

Hotshot Lasgun implies the existence of Hotshot Volley Gun

[karmic vortex]

that would also be fucking dope

im tired of using kantrael and helbore lasgun

GIVE ME MORE LASGUNS

or an admech class fatshark please

[modern bobcat]

Admech is highly likely to be next announcement

They'll probably do it soon as well

if they want to keep momentum going off the back of Arbites

[amber delta]

admech will require significantly more work

[modern bobcat]

That's true

They might wait til back end of the year and do July like they did with Arbie but they'd lose some of the game's forward momentum

[karmic vortex]

i wonder what we will get

[low blade]

How many hours do you have

[karmic vortex]

oh god i just realised...

we might get the fucking electropriest

[inland mantle]

2.5k

[karmic vortex]

please fatshark do not add the fucking electropriest

[jaunty path]

We will get a skibidi priest

[inland mantle]

Most of my playtime is in h40 so that's why it's so high

[amber delta]

electropriest is very unlikely

[jaunty path]

tf is an electro priest

[low blade]

1426 for me

[inland mantle]

Nice

[amber delta]

its a priest who likes electricity

[jaunty path]

I can kick you in the crotch

[inland mantle]

No

[jaunty path]

yea

[inland mantle]

Hmm

Still no

[jaunty path]

yea.

[karmic vortex]

it's a group of priests in the mechanicum that walks around and shoots electricity out of their nipples

[karmic vortex]

fucking hate them

worst fucking admech model

[modern bobcat]

I've got a feeling we might see the DLC more regularly only because I think FS spent a lot of 2025 building toward where we are now

they may already have done work on other classes and have them in an alpha state

if GW gave them approval for a specific set of classes to be added

[amber delta]

I'm sure there is at least one new class in the works

[jaunty path]

ah so electro priest will be a psyker but only smite

[modern bobcat]

Electropriest is more like Ogryn slap, but with electrodes where the fingers should be

[jaunty path]

yeah but I want a class that gives me a servitor thnx

[karmic vortex]

give me a servitor class

[jaunty path]

tech priest acolyte or nothing

[amber delta]

admech coming out in a year and some random nothingburger class like hivescum 2.0 in 6 months to fill the gap in the wait

[timid geyser]

sister of battle would be cool v.v

[jaunty path]

castration via boot imminent

[modern bobcat]

nothingburger class should be Sister of Battle with a chainmail bikini

[fair bridge]

new players..... ergg.h.h....

[round mica]

gonna play some zealot my gf hasnt installed dt yet

[modern bobcat]

that will keep the hordes pacified

[round mica]

leaving my level 1 psyker to level up with her

[fiery wave]

I think fixes and optimisation first, then maps.

[vivid tapir]

Congrats Matt, you're the first person to get it!

[modern bobcat]

This would be ideal

[amber delta]

remove the bikini and you've got yourself a deal

[round mica]

man ogryn was such a big waste of aquilas i might not give up on him totally yet but fuck me i couldve used on my mains or on psyker

i have just 1 cosmetic for psyker

[low blade]

I mean, Cryptic

[modern bobcat]

So just a Repentia????

[low blade]

So we know there is one

[karmic vortex]

ogryn is fucking great shut up

[round mica]

i just dont like the style of gameplay

[fair bridge]

dodge slide is ur fren

[amber delta]

yes but more naked

[round mica]

which is weird because on release i was totally fine playing him

[fiery wave]

No point in new stuff if FPS is 10.

[karmic vortex]

i love ogryn playstyle since he is a ballbusting support character

[round mica]

yknow what? ill try again, maybe im just being dumb about it

[modern bobcat]

Glass half full: Low FPS lets us admire the beautiful cosmetic skins other players use

[round mica]

booting up to my ogryn rn

[round mica]

might buy aquilas for some psyker drip

tbh

[fiery wave]

Most ppl would quit then lul.

[karmic vortex]

do not be discouraged by thinking that ogryn weapons are dogshit

[round mica]

traders hat with the steel legion bundle sounds cool

[karmic vortex]

you are not the damage dealer you are there to soak up boolets and keep your friends safe

[round mica]

i mean they are but its not only the weapons its justrhe way he plays is different

[karmic vortex]

unless you are an auricmaxxing player then yeah do not listen to me

i will hop on ogryn rn

[round mica]

probably why im having such a hard time with him, brain too wired on being the "I'm going to kill that thing in seconds"

[low blade]

Lowkey one of the reasons it took me this long to get Poxbreaker is my love of the infantry lasgun

[amber delta]

playable swagger

[karmic vortex]

LET'S GO

SWAGGER GOAT

[modern bobcat]

Swagger is Brunt in a very clever disguise

[karmic vortex]

remember when nurgle came to tertium and swagger said that it's swaggin' time and he swagger'd allover the place?

fuckin' wild

[fiery wave]

Arby is just mini oggy.

[round mica]

chat someone paypal me 20 dollars

[round mica]

yet i feel less weird playing arbie than ogryn

[karmic vortex]

im collecting every armagedon skin in the game

[low blade]

Only one person can play Swagger at a time

[fiery wave]

I'm half way because I don't run hard horde clear and 300 ping means kills are stolen all the time.

[low glen]

whats the shortest/fastest mission type to do for ordo dockets on heresy?

[fiery wave]

Cos of size and stuff.

[limpid escarp]

I am actually in the restroom rn, and im eating food

[worn halo]

Gross

[low blade]

Do you shit in the kitchen too?

[karmic vortex]

anyway i always make my characters that i can larp with except for the arbites and hivescum

my hivescum is named milenko and he is a reference to the hit musical duo ICP

[limpid escarp]

I was going to reply with a joke, then retracted my statement

[worn halo]

hit musical duo lmao .... lololol

[inland mantle]

Damn

[amber delta]

my hivescum is named Ishowspeed and he is a reference to the famous streamer asmongold

[inland mantle]

[low blade]

My Scum is named Kosho

No reference

[limpid escarp]

You play destiny 2, equally as scary as cholera

[timid geyser]

A hivescum would use a dead rat as an alarm clock

[karmic vortex]

oh man french kriegers

[worn halo]

inspiring dumbass white boiz everywhere to be there best selves them ICP boys lol .... I'm sorry dude comparing ICP to playing destiny 2 is like comparing oranges to algebra lol ...ur an idiot

[limpid escarp]

You are very easy to get a rise out of little one, i hope you feel better soon

[limpid escarp]

@hollow radish

[timid geyser]

Dudes calling in his backup

[worn halo]

🕳️

[timid geyser]

This discord shit bout to get serious

[limpid escarp]

Its a puppy girl as well, how very discord and original

[karmic vortex]

do not insult icp you karker

imma summon my juggalos

[timid geyser]

Hey man atleast I got a table in my house to eat my food on.

[worn halo]

I will till the day I die .. I've never met ANYONE who was an ICP fan that wasnt an idiot or a waste of ay.life or both. Cheers 🫡

[limpid escarp]

Whats ICP

[karmic vortex]

jokes aside im not a fan of icp

[timid geyser]

They are just rappers man its not that deep

[round mica]

i think ill just play more like a literaly tank instead of going for big damage ngl my melees seem to chip way enemies health rather than to actually lower it

[karmic vortex]

i listen to the cure

[worn halo]

If ICP are considered rappers than Im micky mouse

[timid geyser]

Not dieing is fun

[timid geyser]

I mean regardless of what you think thats what it is q.q

[round mica]

true but also doing damage is fun and rn i barely seem to do any

[karmic vortex]

hit rap duo Insane Clown Pose

[limpid escarp]

That sounds absolutely terrible 😂😂😂

[worn halo]

Liking ICP is like enjoying WCW as an adult. It really doesnt speak much to your intelligence.

[karmic vortex]

that's the best part

[timid geyser]

I know its hard being a warhammer fan and all but ya know try not to be an elitist XD

[karmic vortex]

i mean rap sucks anyway

[amber delta]

why are homies discussing shii nobody ever heard about

[karmic vortex]

god bless robert smith

[worn halo]

Read some ICP lyrics and tell me they are good influence 😛 cheers

[timid geyser]

I mean I bet if I listened to an avenge sevenfold song id come out with some ideas

So like

Who fucking cares q.q

[paper kiln]

just listen to femtanyl and melt ur brain like the rest of us

[limpid escarp]

A Warhammer fan not being an elitist, thats a funny one

[paper kiln]

life is easy when brain is smooth

[limpid escarp]

Thats very whimsical

[timid geyser]

Might be because I like Tau that I avoid being one.

[jaunty path]

IM A HARDCORE WARHAMMER FAN

[paper kiln]

Necron supremecy

[jaunty path]

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS SERIES FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES!

[limpid escarp]

Im dating a tau

[paper kiln]

thats one take

[blazing hawk]

Dude I fucking hate salamanders fans and it's not even their fault

All they do is like

Flanderise them

[timid geyser]

the dude from simpsons?

[jaunty path]

its bc theyre

[limpid escarp]

IM MORE OF A FAN THAN YOU, I KNOW ABOUT the god emperor and stuff

[jaunty path]

nivr

"nice"?

[blazing hawk]

And then say "yeah these guys just totally won't hurt a child or a bunch of innocent people" like most Space Marine chapters also don't hurt innocent imperial civilians too

[paper kiln]

i wanna read more about trazyn and orikan abusing each other, thats where the authors should focus

[amber delta]

space marines fans need to stop pretending like they chapter are different from one another, sorry bro your chapter is the same as everybody's else you just picked a different colour

[paper kiln]

same plot armour different paint color

[limpid escarp]

Dune fans and warhammer fans come from the same cloth

[blazing hawk]

To flanderise something is to pick out one of its defining traits and making THAT trait the sole defining trait and cranking it up to 11

[jaunty path]

boring they should do that

[paper kiln]

SHAI HULUD

[timid geyser]

So the dude frim simpsons

[limpid escarp]

I wish i could do voice notes😂😂

[paper kiln]

im on my 2nd read of children of dune rn god i love that series its so peak

[blazing hawk]

Yea

[limpid escarp]

WHATTTT, dude look at my discord name

[blazing hawk]

They've flanderised the Salamanders to being nice

[slate skiff]

[paper kiln]

frank herbert is by far both the best and deranged author ive read

[blazing hawk]

Kill all space marine fans

[timid geyser]

Im reading a book where a special forces guy and a cat girl shifter do special forces stuff and kiss.

its pretty good

[round mica]

how does one get the The Bells for Thee penance

[paper kiln]

LISAN AL GAIB

[round mica]

[slate skiff]

u cant really tell this is a warhammer 40k channel

[paper kiln]

that sounds gay whats it called

[timid geyser]

Uhhh the books in my car q.q

[paper kiln]

f

[timid geyser]

I took it with me when I took my daughter to the park last time

[limpid escarp]

Its a general chat

[paper kiln]

General Chat? Of what army?

[blazing hawk]

It's a general chat so wheres the armies chat in the sleevies category

[timid geyser]

dead

[paper kiln]

i should do stand up

[blazing hawk]

When will the mods allow us to post gay porn in gen chat

[fair bridge]

you missed that a few months ago

[paper kiln]

see these are the REAL issues scientists these days need to be tackling

[timid geyser]

its not pride month yet

[paper kiln]

not with that attitude

[blazing hawk]

You need a month to be gay?

[timid geyser]

I need a day to remember im trans so

[paper kiln]

real shit

[blazing hawk]

That sounds restrictively homophobic

Doctor

[limpid escarp]

Funny that you say that because I am a ………………….special forces cat girl that does special forces stuff

[blazing hawk]

50ccs of gay porn into this man

[slate skiff]

gay porn is actually encouraged

[timid geyser]

its been a while since I read some good BL

[limpid escarp]

@timid geyser

[blazing hawk]

I know a yaoi guy

Do you want me to hook you up

[paper kiln]

oh the whole warhammer chats on e, what a suprise yall, fork found in kitchen

[timid geyser]

Tbh id rarely read any of it q.q

[blazing hawk]

Lazy ass bitch

What about yaoi game

[grand sinew]

YAOI?

[timid geyser]

Im a straight girl man I like to read straight girl shit

[grand sinew]

I HAVE A LOT OF BL ON MY TO READ LIST

[slate skiff]

no

[paper kiln]

im workin on it TwT

[limpid escarp]

Are you Somalian?

[jaunty path]

sorry but you're going to hell forever when you die

[blazing hawk]

Black Library or Boy Love

[blazing hawk]

No

[limpid escarp]

@hollow radish

[blazing hawk]

Why are you asking that

[grand sinew]

Boy love

[timid geyser]

Thank god heaven sounds lame

[grand sinew]

[blazing hawk]

Gaaaayyyy

[timid geyser]

ima go to hell on a stripper pole like lil nas x

[grand sinew]

Fork in kitchen

[blazing hawk]

Doctor

100ccs of yuri into this man stat

[timid geyser]

Whats the difference?

[grand sinew]

I ALSO READ SOME YURI AHAHAHAH

[gilded socket]

Grrrr

[grand sinew]

[timid geyser]

Thats honestly whats missing from space marine lore

[paper kiln]

ethel already told me god wont save me so why is that suprising

[gilded socket]

No it’s morning almost noon for me

[blazing hawk]

I've concoct3d this NEW genre

What if

Hear me out

Jt was

[paper kiln]

EST lets goooo

[limpid escarp]

When you eat food with a raper around it, do you throw the raper in the trash or on the floor?

[blazing hawk]

MAN LOVE WOMAN??

[timid geyser]

You mean to tell me the spartans dis a bunch of homoerotic stuff and somehow the space marines modeled off them dont do any of it. THIS IS ROBBERY

[gilded socket]

Im not EST

[grand sinew]

THE WHAT

[blazing hawk]

Trash

[paper kiln]

i am and its like 7 from noon

idfk

[gilded socket]

Its 9 for me

[timid geyser]

sounds woke

[limpid escarp]

Thank you, you have passed brother

[grand sinew]

Almost 9am here

[timid geyser]

I usually eat it

[blazing hawk]

The woke lefts new woke penis mind vaccine virus

5g

[limpid escarp]

You are a feral puppy woman, makes sense

[blazing hawk]

Now

[paper kiln]

sounds like itll kill me instantly, ill take one

[blazing hawk]

Would Charlie kirk throw the raper in the trash or on the floor

[paper kiln]

LMAO

[timid geyser]

DEAD

[grand sinew]

Neck

[timid geyser]

q.q

[grand sinew]

The neck

[blazing hawk]

I know the answer

[timid geyser]

He would probably throw it on the floor and then blame a minority for littering

[paper kiln]

yah for a few weeks now

[blazing hawk]

After consuming his Charlie Charlie Perkis

[limpid escarp]

Discuss the nutrition facts then throw it out, ever so peacefully

[blazing hawk]

He will throw it up

And the bullet will shish kebab the raper and go into his neck

[paper kiln]

what if his neck just like, did that

[timid geyser]

q.q

[blazing hawk]

He will be on the floor with his neck doing it's best fountain impression

[paper kiln]

yk like JFK

[timid geyser]

omfg

bioshock infinite has this amazing picture

of john wilkes both with a halo shooting Devil Abe Lincoln

[limpid escarp]

Ewwww kebabs grosss

[timid geyser]

Its honestly peak and I want it in my house

[blazing hawk]

Can we get a mod that Replaces the sniper sound with counting or not counting gang violence

[paper kiln]

framed in oak please

[grand sinew]

Kebabs pre good in my books

[timid geyser]

I like myself a good chicken tendie

[paper kiln]

rotisserie my beloved

[timid geyser]

Bones in meat make me gag so

._.

[limpid escarp]

If they are made properly, and if the chef washes his/hers hands then yes

[grand sinew]

Brihe

[blazing hawk]

Weak

[grand sinew]

Take meat out of bone

[blazing hawk]

Weak weak man

[grand sinew]

Simple

[paper kiln]

weak of constitution, prey not predator.

[blazing hawk]

Charlie Kirk would think low of you

[grand sinew]

Just buy meat with no bone

[paper kiln]

i want charlie kirk to have thought as little of me as possible

[grand sinew]

And make ya own tendies

[timid geyser]

aw thanks ❤️

[blazing hawk]

Just buy meat with boner

[grand sinew]

[limpid escarp]

Most mince meat, or sausage contain a percentage of bone meal, due to the processing

[carmine steppe]

Isn't that guy dead?

[blazing hawk]

He got slimed out

By the woke right

But he lives on all of us

[limpid escarp]

Do you have running water?

[blazing hawk]

We are charlieeeee kirrkkkkk

[paper kiln]

i mean last i checked

[blazing hawk]

Yes I whip it into shape everyday

[paper kiln]

idk if thats changed i dont watch the news

[timid geyser]

He lives on in AI videos on facebook

[jaunty path]

No hes alive haven't you seen him literally everywhere?

[carmine steppe]

No I am from south America

[jaunty path]

blessed

[paper kiln]

worst cycle of reincarnation

[carmine steppe]

I don't have the same news feed as y'all

[limpid escarp]

Its a bunch of angry overweight people arguing about politics

[grand sinew]

I'm in Canada xdd

[blazing hawk]

Personally I've watched enough epstein x kirk yaoi ai videos to make a hard-core fujoshi blush

[jaunty path]

Blessed.

its

not a news feed

its

[paper kiln]

ah so nothings changed nice

[jaunty path]

a cursed knowledge

actual cognito hazard

lmfao

[paper kiln]

its what he wouldve wanted

[limpid escarp]

Canadian huzz are very nice actually

[timid geyser]

Lowkey they would of caught they guy faster if someone called an emergency meeting on the body instead of waiting to hit the button.

[blazing hawk]

Weeeeee areeeeee charlieeeeee kirrrkkkk

[jaunty path]

It's

[blazing hawk]

Weee carrryyyy tttheeee flammmee

[jaunty path]

over.

💀

[paper kiln]

IM FUCKING DYING

[limpid escarp]

Yup overweight insane people, and the whole world being racist to each other.

[blazing hawk]

Counting or not counting scum violence?

[carmine steppe]

The whole world isn't racist to each other

[paper kiln]

again, nothings changed. assume someone somewhere said something mean and someone somewhere else said the same and now theres dead people

[timid geyser]

Whoa i know a lot of very buff insane people.

[jaunty path]

@carmine steppe but yes he is dead and his image is being beyond bastardized. he used to be a culture war propagandist but now he's just an AI shitpost

Fucking

ravaged

[paper kiln]

JRE

[jaunty path]

Jesus H christ

[blazing hawk]

Charlie Kirk is like

He got fucking descrated

He literally cannot rest

His soul is trapped in the Kirk ai videos

[timid geyser]

I was gonna say a male podcasters name and then realized I dont know any of their names.

[limpid escarp]

Well mam I acknowledge the fact that im insane, but its not about me today queen

[paper kiln]

joegan togan brogan rogan

[carmine steppe]

I remember seeing one post on Reddit about his wife also saying bad stuff about him

[blazing hawk]

Andrew tittums

[jaunty path]

descrated is A FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT

[carmine steppe]

Like damn

[timid geyser]

oh yeah andrew taint

[paper kiln]

sksks

[jaunty path]

There video of kirk as an fnaf animatronic

I shit

you

fucking

not

[kindred loom]

Evening all, would anyone be down to help me get my last Penance on Zealot? I need a private lobby and have to speed run (probably train mission). I'm on Xbox if that matters.

[blazing hawk]

Like I think he is in hell, we are his tormentors and ai is the weapon

[timid geyser]

That sounds so fucking funny

please link me

[paper kiln]

steven 'beatin (my wife)' crowder

[blazing hawk]

Funtime Kirk vs Withered Kirk

[jaunty path]

Iff i can find it

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[timid geyser]

The Piss in the quartering

[kindred loom]

Ta!

[paper kiln]

oh god i havent thought about the piss basement man in FOREVER

THROWBACK BAEBEY

[timid geyser]

He still complaining about captain marvel

[limpid escarp]

If you can, travel to a few countries from the lovely and peaceful continents that this world houses

[timid geyser]

I actually dont know what he is doing right now

[paper kiln]

LMAO bruh thats gotta be almost a decades worth of it he was doing that back when i was in high school

[timid geyser]

Tho brea larson still has a career so Im assuming he can still bitch about it

[limpid escarp]

Bonnie blue is a real queen and an American hero

[paper kiln]

hes got a weird like hate boner for her specifically

[timid geyser]

Imagine thinking shes not hot when she literally played the hot girl in a movie

and sung the song for it to

[paper kiln]

imagine thinking shes not hot when you look like the quartering

[timid geyser]

True

[blazing hawk]

Dude

[limpid escarp]

Im personally a pre lizzo Ozempic fan myself

[blazing hawk]

I remember I saw an ai video of epstein and trump running a train on Charlie kirk

[carmine steppe]

The quartering?

[timid geyser]

You sure you didnt type this prompt inr yourself

[limpid escarp]

It makes sense that youd watch that 😂

[worn halo]

May Karma come for you

[paper kiln]

cringe neckbeard lolcow youtuber

[blazing hawk]

No i made it up for dramatic effect

[timid geyser]

Classic fox news

[blazing hawk]

Counting or not counting fox misinformation

[paper kiln]

theres bears on the moon folks

and they have drugs

[timid geyser]

deport em

[drowsy lynx]

Sunbears imply the existence of moonbears

[carmine steppe]

So what 40k book have y'all read

[timid geyser]

Moon shoes imply the existence of sunshoes

[paper kiln]

damn nobody picked up the WKUK reference

[timid geyser]

literally none

[grand sinew]

What's a book

[paper kiln]

infinite and the divine is peak toxic yaoi

[timid geyser]

Dog I cant fucking read q.q wtf

[paper kiln]

so real

[blazing hawk]

The existence of "goon caves" beckons the existence of the "goon mines" which will be where I will be working in as it is an untapped industry who's joining

[blazing hawk]

Fall of cadia

[carmine steppe]

Why not?

[blazing hawk]

And death and duty

[timid geyser]

Just cant

[carmine steppe]

I don't understand how you can't, you are reading right now

[timid geyser]

Naw im using text to speech

and lieing

mostly lieing

[paper kiln]

language is incomprehensible as a concept it is but and instrument and i play it like a middle school alto sax that couldnt give a damn about practicing

[timid geyser]

Language is a social construct

Red is blue

[paper kiln]

social construct is a language construct

[carmine steppe]

Yeah, we are social animals

[blazing hawk]

Language is a social construct we need to learn from the bees and twerk to communicate

[timid geyser]

Im the joka baby

[blazing hawk]

Why so queerious? I'm the woker baby

[timid geyser]

society

[paper kiln]

we live in (-1) societies

[carmine steppe]

Ohhh that sounds nice

[timid geyser]

q.q dead

[blazing hawk]

Its really good

[carmine steppe]

I am reading Da Big Dakka

It's great so far

[misty crypt]

any news about solo private game option?

[blazing hawk]

We live in a susciety

No

[timid geyser]

Me when im ready to purge some xeno scum and the space marine takes off his helmet and is a black guy D:

[paper kiln]

TwT

[timid geyser]

like wtf!

[paper kiln]

templar spotted

[blazing hawk]

I thought muh speehs mareens were gonna be white

[carmine steppe]

Not that I know

[blazing hawk]

TwiTter

[paper kiln]

im never going back there you cant make me!!!!

actual cesspool

[fair bridge]

loadouts are so fucking scuffed it's driving me crazy

as soon as i change cosmetics on one it doesn't save to the one i'm on

[quiet violet]

can you turn off the characters that talk through the radio during missions? (without mods)

[grand sinew]

Why would you do that

[jaunty path]

REEAL

KILL EVEYRONE WITH NUKES

[fair bridge]

all you can do is set dialogue trim to -5 dB

[astral basin]

How tf i work at a gas station and im riding the e

[inland mantle]

e

[grand sinew]

e

[astral basin]

2 nondrivers found

[grand sinew]

I don't drive

My learners expired

Plus I don't wanna pay for parking at me college

And my work

[astral basin]

Ew paying for parking?

[grand sinew]

Yep

Welcome to canada

[inland mantle]

Damn

[grand sinew]

Especially in downtown area

Gotta pay

[astral basin]

Should gotten a ratty apartment

[grand sinew]

Hell nah

My mom literally said I don't need to move out cuz rent prices are so ass

[astral basin]

Lmao

[grand sinew]

And as long as I'm working and going to school I'm chillin

Then after graduation is just working

Xd

[grand sinew]

Welp

I'll drop by in chat after me class

[tired inlet]

Gorgutz Trailer reeleased: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF5eVltokAc

[round mica]

chat

pulverise or trample for oggy

[jaunty path]

depends on ur build

idk what eithr do

[fair bridge]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3044646170

read this

[round mica]

bleeeh

[fiery wave]

If you play with a frag vet don't take bleed.

[tardy patio]

I’d like to report a scammer using this server

[round mica]

scammer?

[stuck wasp]

DM one of the yellow people

[whole glade]

i love playing sm2

[round mica]

i think i finally found out why i wasnt liking playing ogryn

i just was using the wrong melee

pickaxe my beloved

i found my favorite ogryn weapon

[whole glade]

i like the funny bonk stick