general-chat

[jaunty path]

[fiery wave]

You know that's just from their diet, right?

[rain idol]

I can do that just need gasoline and a matchstick

I’ll be a human grow stick yet

[acoustic pebble]

Now I will inject it in a baboon then use THEIR dna

Of course! I may be related to em

[nocturne bloom]

We were once sea chads too

[surreal onyx]

shivers in HP Lovecraft

[grave plaza]

Lovecraft pet cat name

[acoustic pebble]

Banned

[surreal onyx]

Shubby

Dagon

Thululu

I can keep going.

[acoustic pebble]

Mr.Pajama wearing, Basket-face, Slipper wielding, clype deep bachle, gather uping blate maw, blethering gomeril Jessie, Oaf-lookin' schtooner, Nyaff plookie shan, Milk-drinking Soy-face shilpit, Mim-moothed, sniveling worm-eyed hotten blaugh, vile stoochie, cally-breek tattie!

[charred epoch]

that's illegal, lexbreaker

[surreal onyx]

Neeps is also acceptable. As a matter of fact, the next two cats I get might be named Neeps and Tatties!

Named after the Scottish dish of the same name.

Delicious, btw.

[somber stream]

Close Adobe Acrobat, PC stutter, 30 seconds later it closed, but it took a few other Adobe apps along with it

3 hours progress wiped without any way to recover

[fiery wave]

Sounds like Adobe.

[somber stream]

I'm losing it Kari

[fiery wave]

It really teaches you to save every 5 mins.

[somber stream]

You tend to not do that with a powerful PC

[fiery wave]

No, bad games teaches you to save every 5 mins as well.

[modern bobcat]

I had to install Adobe Creative Cloud through my work account years ago, and despite license expiring I can neither open it nor uninstall it

[somber stream]

You need a special program to uninstall it

[fiery wave]

Some games crash as much on a toaster and on a god system... for the game requirements.

[somber stream]

@modern bobcat "Creative Cloud Cleaner tool"

[modern bobcat]

Ugh lol shakes fist ADOOBEEEEEE

[somber stream]

IKR

FUCK ADOBE

[modern bobcat]

It's so annoying because I finished that contract back in 2023 and I have not been able to purge Creative Cloud

but whenever I open PDF reader it tries to open Creative Cloud and update it (which it can't)

[fiery wave]

Why do you think I only have a free copy of CS 2 for when I just need it... And just never bothered.

[modern bobcat]

have to read all my pdfs in browser

otherwise Creative Cloud opens and causes the laptop to shit itself

[somber stream]

You could also

Crack

🏴‍☠️

[modern bobcat]

What are you suggesting, sir?

[fiery wave]

I don't even art, so doesn't matter.

[astral basin]

Hes not suggesting anything

[somber stream]

ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES MATEY

[astral basin]

Just- oh he said it

[fiery wave]

Pretty sure the stuff I do, you can do in paint nowadays.

[modern bobcat]

I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that cracking is going on in here.

[somber stream]

I'm not the biggest fan of Adobe ngl

[modern bobcat]

I miss the days when Adobe was for reading PDFs

[somber stream]

If it wasn't for work requirement, i would've gone rogue a long time ago

[modern bobcat]

I've used GIMP for image editing for 20~ years instead of Adobe

because it's easier to get for free

[fiery wave]

CS 2 was literally downloadable off their site for like a month, including a serial key, lul.

[astral basin]

Yar har fiddlety dee

[modern bobcat]

This man sounds like some kind of old timey sailor of some sort

[astral basin]

A PIRA-

[rancid shore]

What's up

[low glen]

whoever thought of trappers in game dev should get fire bro damn

[astral basin]

Mfw hookrats are still the worst evil in the multiverse

[somber stream]

Do we have a equivalent to 'Lazy town' these day?

Or kokomelon and 300 different version of babyshark's all there is to it?

[astral basin]

I thought they rebooted that last year

[fiery wave]

Hey, at least one is actually entertaining instead of brain dead.

[rain idol]

I would like to believe that most BT fans aren’t actually as they are normally stereotyped as but dear God are they such a vocal minority

[astral basin]

That the fun part about media

[earnest oyster]

mfw my alarm clock sound is a hookrat

[astral basin]

I should set mine up as pyro rat 🤔

BURN BURN BURN

Nah ill stick to referencing when i throw de flames

let me applaud the man for choosing to live life waking up in a cold sweat

[earnest oyster]

one day vermintide will happen for real

and a hook rat will grab my ass

they probably have a underground city somewhere

we can never know

[rain idol]

If they have an undercity anywhere it’s New York so you’re probably fine

[earnest oyster]

it smells like corpses in there

i believe it

[earnest oyster]

maybe some side nurgle stuff going on too in NY

[rancid shore]

I'd wager nurgle skaven fr fr

[rain idol]

If you hear strange noises and see green lights in the sewers move across the ocean trust me it’s for your own good

[astral basin]

Skaven ally w anyone
The stink is bc theyre actual rats

[rancid shore]

I am in Europe so I'm safe

I think

[modern bobcat]

could just be a Necron tomb world awakening

[rancid shore]

True true

[earnest oyster]

Necron's take their hygiene more seriously no?

they have a reputation and stuff

[astral basin]

Man these New York rats are something else
I kid you not i saw one the size of a car the other day!

[rain idol]

Somehow worse if you’re in France or Berlin you’re not safe

[modern bobcat]

Yeh I hear they like to keep their tombs tidy

[rain idol]

My flayer wife baths in blood every day so she’s pristine as pristine can get

[astral basin]

How you not gonna mention the british?

[earnest oyster]

if Skaven undercity started already it's def New York

too many Giant rats

[rain idol]

They already got to deal with the French and norsca

[astral basin]

France would be where the necron tomb would be
Their catacombs go deeeeeep

Wait

Is that italy?

[rain idol]

I have a buddy named ammotekh under there

[somber stream]

No it's France

[rain idol]

Nice guy

[somber stream]

Right under Paris i think

[rain idol]

Yep

They stretch for a while too

[earnest oyster]

remember that face they found on Mars

all of a sudden it's a trick of the human brain, yeah right

ITS NECRONS

[somber stream]

Look up Relics of Mary Magdalene, most 40k thing you'll see irl

[modern bobcat]

and this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary

[somber stream]

Oh yeah, the last bit of 28 years later reminded me of that one

[earnest oyster]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cydonia_(Mars)#/media/File:Martian_face_viking_cropped.jpg

creepy

[earnest oyster]

i wish my local mcdonalds looked like that

[modern bobcat]

that's my wife

[modern bobcat]

You could make it look like this very easily... if you took the time and patience to do so (and a bone saw)

[somber stream]

(and several locals)

[astral basin]

Maaaan these catacombs folk got freaky after a while
Bone sculptures bc you were bored of moving corpses?

[grim helm]

Hey, guys! Please help me a little xD How to find a team for Havoc? Is there a topic for finding teammates in this channel?

[twin flower]

at #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[astral basin]

^

[rain idol]

It gets to an extent of where it’s both almost impressive and kind of horrifying how creative we can get when boredom hits

[astral basin]

The ingame havoc finder, people get petty af i hear

[grim helm]

Thank you very much)

[rain idol]

Had a guy tell me he was going to send a pipe bomb worth exactly $15.95 to my house I wonder why he had to specify $.95 tho

[astral basin]

“Shipping and handling”

Gotta make sure they dont shake it

[rain idol]

Ah that explains it

Can’t be sending it through the Amazon packages otherwise it would end up on Olympus mons

[astral basin]

[rain idol]

I can respect the amount of effort havoc players put into havoc because if you were genuinely dedicated enough to tell me that you’re going to “send my soul to the deepest depths of baphomets stomach” and or “PSYKER IM GOING TO DROWN YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE ACCURSED BASTARD BLOODLINE IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE” if I’m translating that correctly then I applaud you for both creativity and continued efforts

[thick coyote]

Getting hit with that curse of Ra mid game

[feral vessel]

No one on Mortis Trials at this hour?

unfortunate

[rain idol]

The thing is that last one actually happened😭 to be fair I don’t blame him I did fumble but man he must’ve been having a really shity day

And that’s mostly what I could gather out of it in reality it was probably far worse but my Russian is no good anymore

[feral vessel]

average zealot convo

[modern bobcat]

I haven't seen anyone on Mortis for ages unfortunately

I still haven't gotten the new penances that they released

[rain idol]

Upon further thought you’re right that does sound like zealot lime

[rancid shore]

Nah I'm good

Well... unless DC's rat catcher is based on a true story

[hard star]

Chat should I run over this heretic or drive around❓

[somber stream]

Hit the gas.

[hard star]

I dunno think about the damage prices

Wait I’m in a leman Russ

[somber stream]

Losses are acceptable
Failure, is not

[twin flower]

More worried about that than killing heretics?

[hard star]

I have a hammer better suited

I also dislike red on my leman Russ

[twin flower]

[trail isle]

💅

I’m in a heat wave

[modern bobcat]

Ironic that the Imperium named their most reliable tank after the least reliable Primarch

almost like Russ was trying to manipulate Google search listings after Prospero....

[trail isle]

We love lemon russ

[hard star]

You telling me you want me to waste a Leeman Russ when a hammer would work if not better

[modern bobcat]

Leman Russ is like one of those terrible "dog parents"

His fur babies go wild and start biting 3 year old children

and he's like "oh but they're my sons, they're so cute"

put those Wulfen on a leash, Leman!

[twin dirge]

Did I hear pipebomb?

[thick coyote]

Like you'd hear them

[twin dirge]

Put me on a leash

I jest

Tis but a ploy

[trail bramble]

is it though

[amber delta]

[twin dirge]

Are you.........offering?

[feral vessel]

reverse psychology

[earnest oyster]

10 chaos spawn vs 1 pitbull

who wins

(pitbull hasnt eaten in 2 days)

[amber delta]

are they children chaos spawn

[modern bobcat]

Is it a Bully XL ?

[earnest oyster]

yes

[amber delta]

pitbull wins

[jaunty path]

Ever scared to sleep because you're scared of being left alone with your own thoughts

[modern bobcat]

We need a mod that turns Pox Hounds

[earnest oyster]

GENIUS

[modern bobcat]

into Pox Dachshunds

little corrupted sausage bois

[earnest oyster]

i want princess poxhounds

or cupcake

[modern bobcat]

Pox Pugs

[earnest oyster]

"they escaped daycare" modifier

[astral basin]

What about furries on a leash?

[modern bobcat]

No Slaanesh in Darktide sorry

Nurgle won't allow it

[twin dirge]

Can we all agree to start calling Single Target Damage STD

[twin dirge]

I wanna have a reason to yell I have the highest STD stat

[austere condor]

Hiii, anyone here it's from latam? I need to play the mission from the dukane comissar but I don't have any team. I don't know if is to much problem the lag to play with other people from other countries and I'm still learning about the classes and the weapons

[astral basin]

I tbought someone mentioned space wolves

Idk

[earnest oyster]

someone was looking for a team from latin america yesterday, so yes there are active players from the region

[worthy hearth]

Sup guys

[earnest oyster]

i would search for "latam"

[modern bobcat]

@rustic ibex was looking for Latam players

[worthy hearth]

I got a question about the new class cause, looks cool and that thing but im not sure if its pretty fun

[rustic ibex]

ah yeah

[amber delta]

its ok but not worth full price

[rustic ibex]

a can help

[worthy hearth]

Yea i sawed some videos about his gameplay like got bunch damage

[earnest oyster]

arbitrator better tbh

[worthy hearth]

And more with the nail pistol i think

[west ravine]

Alright, tell me what the next class is going to be.

[worthy hearth]

Its going to be a mechanicus

With his turrets🙏

[west ravine]

Wont happen.

[worthy hearth]

Oh

Dang it

[fiery wave]

Class is busted, WDYM?

[little helm]

i wonder why

[amber delta]

yeah it will

[west ravine]

Mechanicus is rare as is, they are already on the ship.

[worthy hearth]

Then a Sister of battle

[twin dirge]

It's gonna be a servoskull and all you do is fly around tazing the other scum to keep them in line

[west ravine]

Sisters I can see

[worthy hearth]

Tbh

[earnest oyster]

beat heretics with my stun baton while my bodycam is off

[worthy hearth]

Im dissapointed on about the hive scum

Cause i was specting a sister

Or a mechanicus

Not a hive scum

[fiery wave]

You just need actual skill to play it barring hurr durr I shoot because inf ammo.

[worthy hearth]

Yea

[amber delta]

I mean it's not unique enough and what is unique about it is quite boring

[worthy hearth]

Pretty fun class

[worn halo]

ah young Padawan ... ye forget about royalties 😄

[fiery wave]

Oh, Arby is the same then, just uber tanky so good for casuals.

[earnest oyster]

fatshark will release sister of battle dlc when they will go bankrupt, which might be never

prayge

[amber delta]

arby worth it for the puppy

[worthy hearth]

Im lost

[worthy hearth]

Fr and more with the real GOOD skins of the kriegs

The blue ones are fire

And more with the zealot

I was waiting this day long ago

[stuck wasp]

There is quite a lot of chances that there will be Admech class, as Dark Heresy has 4 (5 but one not possible) classes left:

• Adept
• Assassin
• Tech Priest
• Sister of Battle (Blood of Martyr and another)

[modern bobcat]

Adept?

[west ravine]

I feel the next class might be a support related class overall.

[earnest oyster]

im prepared to be dissapointed

[earnest oyster]

aware

[worthy hearth]

A tech priest

Can be a good support.

And even more so if it has turrets

[austere condor]

The only thing I wish is less fomo xd

[modern bobcat]

Not sure how they could do Assassin other than a Death Cult on Atoma

[worthy hearth]

Depends the class

If its a Sister or a tech or one of the assassins of the inquisition the fomo is very relatable

[earnest oyster]

i feel like it's going to be a support class

maybe

[worthy hearth]

Hope so🙏

[earnest oyster]

unless

[worthy hearth]

Too much dps guys around here

Unless what?

[west ravine]

The one class I want to see is the Veletaris Storm Sections.

[earnest oyster]

if mars is in retrograde orbit in regards to venus

[stuck wasp]

Administratum Adept

[worthy hearth]

Im not that deep in the lore whats that

[west ravine]

That way they can implement the power fists.

[stuck wasp]

I don't want Admech 🤷

[fiery wave]

Thing is, this isn't really the game for a hard support.

Unless you wanna be useless at everything else.

[worthy hearth]

Depends if you go to havoc can be a hard support

[west ravine]

Simple soldiers heavily armed. Hand Flamers, Power Fists, Storm Axes, Plasma Pistols.

[stuck wasp]

No way to really see Solar Auxillia stuff 💀

[earnest oyster]

with fatshark i feel like they will have a good class ready then will scrap it, and ship some shitty 1/10 class

[worthy hearth]

Oh

[fiery wave]

Nope, you still gotta do more than be that, even if I like to joke about aurabots.

[earnest oyster]

like with the hivescum trailer

[west ravine]

We have Arbites, the Auxillia were used same time around ogryns were so it fits.

[earnest oyster]

daddy games workshop will axe it

[amber delta]

hivescum trailer getting delayed just to be the most undercooked shit was certainly a choice

[earnest oyster]

just speculation idk

[stuck wasp]

Arbites are still used in the current times of the 40k.
Solar Auxillia and Charonite Ogryn aren't

[west ravine]

They even have Rotor Cannons

[worthy hearth]

Oh I understand, but i dont know i think a support class can be nice i guess

[west ravine]

Could be their "special" ability

[civic otter]

Support really only works in premades, and even then it must come in a passive form like psyker's bubble which still allows him to act. There comes a point where you have to ask yourself, could i have supported them more by actually being a good killer, dead enemies can't hurt you

[west ravine]

Exactly, hence why the aux works because they were around the same time as Ogryns.

[earnest oyster]

my buttcheeks arent prepared for the 3rd talent rework though

[stuck wasp]

Charonite Ogryn >< Imperial Guard Ogryn, it's really not comparable

[west ravine]

Also true.

[fiery wave]

It's still is better to have hybird builds than hard actual support for a class idea.

[worthy hearth]

Oh then can they made a support class but just instead of protecting your teammates can be a support of buffing the weapons or smth like that can be something more passive but you are supporting and killing more at the same time?

[amber delta]

if your class cant kill people wont play it

[fiery wave]

Just play book zealot... Seriously.

[worthy hearth]

I play it ✌️

[stuck wasp]

We already have some support abilities, Psyker Shield, Ogryn Taunt, Book, Vet Shout...
But making a whole new dlc class be centred around support would be kinda stifling

[trail bramble]

it'd suck

[stuck wasp]

I would agree

[modern bobcat]

tests Class on a ballistic gel dummy "Your class .... will keel."

[jaunty path]

buff psyker

[trail bramble]

people already complained when scum got an aoe buff ability

[worn halo]

Psyker was my first love

[fiery wave]

Think a class with no shared weapoms, only unique ones with bonk and channel effects. Would it be fun?

[trail bramble]

God no

[stuck wasp]

Imo classes should be more about themes than be about roles, roles should be given from the branches

[fiery wave]

Sure, you grant BUFFS, but now you are just book zealot but worse.

[feral vessel]

buff gustavo frigs.gif

[trail bramble]

idk this reminds of the endless thing where people new to DRG go "this needs a melee class and a healer class!"

when it's just not what the games design is keyed for

[fiery wave]

Melee is fine. Healer no.

Melee can just be a higher risk version of what you do anyway.

[west ravine]

Guys I got it.

Servitors.

[stuck wasp]

Hence Tech Priest (Dark Heresy base), and Sister (Dark Heresy\Blood of Martyr)
One being able to bring a lot of weapons, and Servitors, Mechadendrites, and Servo Skulls
And the other being able to bring Faith stuff

[jaunty path]

Servitors <3

[west ravine]

The next class is 100% Servitors.

Trust me bro.

[feral vessel]

See? There you go AGAIN.

[amber delta]

I would play as weapons vendor servitor

so I can give people the worst stat rolls constantly

[trail bramble]

They're adding playable servitors with the genestealer expansion

[west ravine]

I want a Servitor with a clamp that I can use to pull myself to enemies.

[stuck wasp]

Grafted weapons wouldn't work, and not really being able to bring anything

[jaunty path]

I've said NOTHING weird

[feral vessel]

that would be fun but I fail to see the purpose unless it causes you to fly through hordes as well on your way to said enemy

[thick coyote]

Zealot v7.0

[fiery wave]

Shock prods.

[feral vessel]

you added a heart after 'servitors'

that is enough to bear suspicion

[west ravine]

What's more satisfying than charging head first in to a daemon host?

[jaunty path]

Dude I just want a servitor as a pet that follows you about in missions.

[rain idol]

I want a admech with a extra arm to send something 13 ways from Sunday with a gun that has the strength of nine cyclone missiles behind it just as saltzpyre intended

[west ravine]

Charing in to a host with a chain that pulls you to them,

[jaunty path]

It would be so cool

[fiery wave]

No, vet 7.0.

[jaunty path]

Accusations based entirely on two symbols.

Sure

[thick coyote]

[feral vessel]

I've judged folk for less.

[jaunty path]

I've said nothing weird and have done nothing weird with servitors. If you ask my TLC Servitor. She will say I've done nothing wrong

[stuck wasp]

Grafted wouldn't work, but Shock Prods could happen on Scum (Beastmasters); Arbites&Veteran (Shock lances), Admech (Taser Goad and Lance)

[jaunty path]

Nerd

[rain idol]

Better yet instead of a class GIVE ME MORE BLODDY RANGED WEAPONS

[west ravine]

And I can already guess their grenades. Servitor skulls that jump on enemy faces and temporarily stun them.

[fiery wave]

You have vet, melee vet, magic gun vet, BEEG vet, vet with dog, stimm addict inf ammo vet.

[feral vessel]

Fine, fine, I concede, just like, don't call me that.

[west ravine]

Like a cat with claws in your eyes

[feral vessel]

Truce?

[rain idol]

That last one is Birmingham vet

[jaunty path]

I won

[trail bramble]

woke up in a fucking steaming mood, yeah

[feral vessel]

Culturally and linguistically isolated planet?

the fact that birmingham still exists from 1st edition is funny to me.

[jaunty path]

Would you guys want a tlc servitor

Mine is really nice to m

E

[fiery wave]

Is more of a joke considering what tools might be attached to a servitor.

[rain idol]

Death world bordering on chaos taint that not even nurgle would dare to step upon

[rare pulsar]

I dont even wanna know what heresy that is

[trail bramble]

no true Englishman will ever turn down an opportunity to shit on brummies

[feral vessel]

as of current times it's apparently a feral world

[worn halo]

Nurgle is the taint ... he would revel in his taint

[feral vessel]

With an imperial tithe of around 5 to 10 million Astra Militarum recruits.

[austere condor]

Any chance of weapons from other factions?

[jaunty path]

Not heresy. Its a servant with a designated purpose....holding my hand and telling me everything will be ok

[trail bramble]

Define "other factions"

[fiery wave]

Oh. Well, fits. So new class is vet 7.0.

[feral vessel]

toe licker contraption

[austere condor]

Tau rifles or melee necrons?

[rare pulsar]

I knew it

[rain idol]

Tech vet next

[stuck wasp]

Which baring some exceptions also exist in non-grafted variants (which could work on pretty much any of the classes

[trail bramble]

Then no

[jaunty path]

TENDER LOVE AND CARING

YOU FUCKER

[rare pulsar]

We all know you allready did unspeakable things to it

[jaunty path]

My servitor possesses a fine degree of independent thought I'll have you know

[trail bramble]

can I get a hurt no healing servitor

[feral vessel]

it was a premonition from the Chaos Gods, I'm sorry

[jaunty path]

Yea like hugging it

[feral vessel]

you mean hurt no comfort?

[fiery wave]

True, but you think FS would?

[trail bramble]

that one

[jaunty path]

Flaggelation servitor

[trail bramble]

I don't actually read yaoi I just think the concept is really funny

[stuck wasp]

Not really, there are way many weapons from the Imperium that ought to be added before hand

[stuck wasp]

Would what ? Do the non-grafted ones ? For some yes

[feral vessel]

You will not use green lasers!

[rare pulsar]

shudders

[jaunty path]

Afflicted with tzeench.

We skinning you alive and turning you into a pulled meat sandwich

Did i mention this servitor looks like a clown

[thick coyote]

Only if we ever get a cold trader class

[uneven ermine]

That seems slannesh

[jaunty path]

It does funny little tricks and jokes

[feral vessel]

one shudders to invision what repulsive heresy gestates within missus' room

[jaunty path]

Why am I so fixated with servitors

[feral vessel]

Alas, alas.

[rare pulsar]

Because they dont fight back

[trail bramble]

that's what we're asking

[jaunty path]

You don't get it!!!

[worn halo]

The lore behind servitor installation and appointment is insane.

[feral vessel]

because you like ||non-con||??

[west ravine]

It's probably their ability to stutter effectively.

[rare pulsar]

Oh i think i do

[jaunty path]

I NEED to read it

[thick coyote]

Mechanicus brain activity

[jaunty path]

To add to my own lore

I need it

[uneven ermine]

[feral vessel]

toaster fuckers

[uneven ermine]

Commissar they’re talking strange again

[jaunty path]

NOT A TOASTER FUCKER

SERVITORS ARE NOT MACHINES

They're people

Uh

Sort of

Msybe

[uneven ermine]

Uhh

I mean

[rare pulsar]

They are cyborg contraptions

[jaunty path]

Shhhh

[rare pulsar]

With no free will

[uneven ermine]

The whole point of a servitor

Is making a person a machine

[jaunty path]

Thats the thing

That I like so much

Man made machine.

[west ravine]

I think you are going to love Half Life if Servitors are your thing.

[uneven ermine]

Not like cyborgs either like using the person as a host and processing unit for their tech

[feral vessel]

LOOK AT THEM, NOT ME? WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME?

[fiery wave]

No, I mean make class weapons and shared ones based on them. Like the bloody dual pistols could easily be a shared single version.

[stuck wasp]

If they're meant to be sentient still they're an Adseculari, if they're not sentient, they're Servitors

[feral vessel]

You mean Combine Stalkers, right?

[jaunty path]

Its what mades me love things like dreadnoughts and thallax

[west ravine]

yup

[stuck wasp]

I don't think grafted weapons will happen at all

[fiery wave]

Just drink. It'll help.

[stuck wasp]

So moot point, but could more so see Dual wielded weapons of currently shared ones be class restricted

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel please look up thallax on lexicanum and look at the first pic

You don't understand

[feral vessel]

missus are you eating my internet connection

[rare pulsar]

Im pretty sure shes eating paint

[jaunty path]

I EAT AS MUCH FIBER OPTIC CABLE AS I WANT MOTHERFUCKER

[west ravine]

Clanker is clanking again.

[jaunty path]

IM LIKE THAT ONE SHARK

[uneven ermine]

There’s not enough rotgut Ammesec or any inbetween stern enough to heal the memory of this place

[jaunty path]

Hm

[fiery wave]

It more the idea if they are going for it. Is just I don't think FS will do it anyway.

[rain idol]

I want my servitor to says something along the lines of “GLORUS-ENGINEER-OF-ETERNAL BEAUTY-I WISH-FOR-YOU-TO-KNOW-I-SEE-YOUR-EFFORTS-WITH-MY-OWN-TWO-OPTICS-AND EVEN-IF-YOU-ARE-BOUND-TO-BE-HARVESTED-VERY-SOON”

[rare pulsar]

ClankeR

[fiery wave]

Get better ones.

[jaunty path]

Very good

Huh

[worn halo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48cjAZZ3zQE

[obtuse oak]

what's up kids

[stuck wasp]

Grafted just can't work, unless they do 1h weapon only and have left hand be the ranged and the right hand the melee.
So basically impossible.
Only to actually have grafted weapons would be having Servitor summons

[uneven ermine]

Drinking straight Karmotrine trying to forget the horrors I see on the darktide server lol

[jaunty path]

I guess that's what makes fnaf kinda cool. Though I don't really care for the lore

[rain idol]

Howdy Hank

[west ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

For a Servitor to be a heretic would mean the maker is a heretic also.

[jaunty path]

One hundred missing none found

Hmmmmmmm

[trail bramble]

or the servitor could just be warp touched

[modern bobcat]

Grok AI

[jaunty path]

Idk like

The thing is

Using human as a base

For a machine

Scratches my head in a particular way

[trail bramble]

[stuck wasp]

Just pray for Tech Priest (Dark heresy)

[obtuse oak]

servitors aren't machines

[west ravine]

We already tried making machines without humans as base. The whole galaxy almost collapsed.

[jaunty path]

Im aware!!!!

[rain idol]

Weak

Should’ve done it more

[fiery wave]

Could technically, swapping just swaps from ranged to melee. Grafting isn't too big of a deal in mission since you can't really swap weapons mid run.

[jaunty path]

I just like heavy, augmentation

[obtuse oak]

what I've never really understood is how the imperium differentiates between machine spirits and abominable intelligence, which I guess is part of the point

they are hypocrites lol

[jaunty path]

Yeep

[west ravine]

one has a soul attached and one does not.

[rain idol]

The sky is blue

[modern bobcat]

I would turn my worst enemy into a garbage disposal servitor in my kitchen sink (his mouth would be the disposal)

[jaunty path]

I want more servitor art work

[stuck wasp]

But you need to be able to switch from melee/ranged, and to the Blitz, ammo/health boxes, Auspex...
It isn't really easy

[fiery wave]

I guess? Just put it in some cocktail.

[jaunty path]

Medicae servitor

[fiery wave]

Multiple arms dedicated to it. Claw arms to pick stuff up.

[obtuse oak]

they might believe that but it's not true. machine spirits exist in things like battletanks and titan mindlink technology. there isn't a human brain at the basis of those cogitators

it's a funny way of thinking, at any rate. i like that it makes no sense.

[rare pulsar]

Idk being a servitor is only outdone by the dark eldar turning you into a Couch imo.

[obtuse oak]

what's happening this week?

[jaunty path]

I wish drukari had more sentient things

[rare pulsar]

They prolly allready do

[jaunty path]

Idk! I want an organic servitor!!!

[rare pulsar]

Organic?!?

[jaunty path]

And no "slave" won't satisfy me

[west ravine]

Could you define what an "organic" servitor is

[stuck wasp]

The Imperium being hypocrites ? In your 40k.
Might be more likely than you think.
But Machine Spirits have a small difference from true AI that the Admech hate, it is able to learn and improve.
Both the Battle Tank and Titan Machine Spirits are not really learning much, but rather doing protocols + Warp hijynks

[obtuse oak]

servitors are organic

[jaunty path]

Brain rewired to serve

[jaunty path]

No metal

[west ravine]

so a servitor?

[jaunty path]

No metal!!

[rare pulsar]

They kinda re organic yeah

[west ravine]

has to have metal

[stuck wasp]

So non-augmented Servitors ?

[west ravine]

its 40k

[jaunty path]

Your mom is 40k

[west ravine]

everything is auctioned better if it has steel

[jaunty path]

Hm

[obtuse oak]

yeah okay fair enough.

[stuck wasp]

Still would need a metal box in the head to control the brain

[rare pulsar]

Missus just wants a slave without making it too obvious

[jaunty path]

Bruh

Aprunk I'm gonna turn you into a slap yourself servitor

[west ravine]

Then you should ask the Hive Scums, they are good organic servitors

[obtuse oak]

sounds like Missus wants a space marine chapter serf or something

[jaunty path]

What do they do

[obtuse oak]

they might as well have their brains rewired with how loyal and brainwashed they are.

they're the menial attendants of the space marines

[jaunty path]

Hm

Fine

[obtuse oak]

take care of their armor and weapons, run their errands, clean their quarters, carry their messages, etc.

how expendable or how appreciated they are varies from chapter to chapter.

some have strong bonds between marines and their best serfs, others see them as nothing more than laborers

serfs are often made from failed aspirants iirc

[west ravine]

Just make sure they have peg legs

the clanking must go on

[jaunty path]

I GUESS servitors will need steel in their brain to be the mindless drones they are. Im happy enough with that. I do wish they were prettier.

Not necessarily less grotesque. I just want to see more art of them...i should do this myself

[obtuse oak]

they didn't have what it took to become space marines but they can still serve in other ways.

[jaunty path]

Replika units have those legs kinda...hm

[obtuse oak]

there have been very pretty servitors in the lore but idk if i've seen art of them. but the rogue trader tobias maxilla from eisenhorn had his ship outfitted with a full servitor crew that had beautifully sculpted porcelain masks and so on

[austere condor]

How many plasma gun they are? I mean, in space marine and darktide are the same model (I know the weapons from space marines are too big or powerfull for normal humans but i think still are the same model)

[stuck wasp]

Depending on the Chapter/culture.
Space Wolf have that, Salamander have families from the SM, and iirc the Shark ones just steal people as they need

[west ravine]

Depends on the crystal, green crystal is best crystal

[jaunty path]

Oh I know that yeah but theres no images of them!!!!

[stuck wasp]

A lot, but for different classes of Plasma weapons https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Plasma_weapon

Each having a lot of patterns inside of them

[obtuse oak]

I forgot there was an eisenhorn game. man they made tobias look weird

[round mica]

They're not really popular for reference I think

[obtuse oak]

wtf

[round mica]

It's also kinda cursed on the existence of pretty servitors

Since uh

Pleasure servitors exist

[rare pulsar]

Dafuqs on his head?!?

[round mica]

[faint charm]

are there really small humans in warhammer universe

like

[round mica]

Squats

Yes

[faint charm]

arent squats like

dwarf sized

i want smaller

[round mica]

Smaller

They are like hobbits

Iirc

[faint charm]

no no smaller than hobbits

about ehhh

[amber delta]

squats are dwarves

[stuck wasp]

Ratling as smaller

[amber delta]

ratlings are hobbits

[rare pulsar]

Gretchin sized

[faint charm]

gretchin sized

[round mica]

Oh yeah

[faint charm]

yeah

[round mica]

I mesnt ratlings

[faint charm]

like if we can't get astartes

how about

[round mica]

I confuse them a lil

[jaunty path]

Is thag Actually a servitor or is that maxilla

[faint charm]

ok

ratling

riding a space marine suit

[hazy kestrel]

Maxilla

[faint charm]

so uhhh

[jaunty path]

Oh

[faint charm]

they look space marine but not performing well as OG space marine

[jaunty path]

My mans fugly

[round mica]

Thunder Warriors?

[faint charm]

no like that

wtf was the name of that

matrix loader shit but primaris marine inside it

[round mica]

Oh i read the other message

[faint charm]

invictor tactical war suit

but it's regular human sized

[earnest oyster]

thats not a nice thing to say

[faint charm]

and piloted by ratling

[thick coyote]

A child

[round mica]

I mean you can probably make it a thing in headcanon

[stuck wasp]

Like War Suit

[round mica]

Its just not something they go into

[faint charm]

okay i already did

😭

[round mica]

No those are factory workers to make weapons and bullets

[stuck wasp]

Ratling aren't really known for their technical skills

[faint charm]

my OC ratling guy got rejected by human woman and he just wanted to prove he can do just as well as 6 ft tall chad guardman

[round mica]

Not meant for war

[faint charm]

heightpillus maximus is his name

[round mica]

Guardsman die in like 15 hours into deployment a squat can probably live more anyways

[faint charm]

yeah smaller target

[round mica]

Smaller you are the easier to go unnoticed

[lilac crag]

THATS A BOOK RAHHHHHHHH

[faint charm]

wait

[round mica]

Stop screaming oomf

[lilac crag]

sorry oomfie

[faint charm]

they do die in 15 hours

[lilac crag]

[faint charm]

in average?

[round mica]

Yeah

[faint charm]

imperium do really got super good logistics

[round mica]

Its mentioned in a book (dont remember which one)

[faint charm]

thats crazy

[round mica]

But they die reaally early in deployment

[faint charm]

so like they can deploy that much soldiers

constantly

[stuck wasp]

Was 1 very specific battlefield, and was more of an exception than a rule

[faint charm]

ah okay

makes sense

[jaunty path]

Id do well in the guard

[round mica]

They have whole planets filled with people with augmentics and servitors to make logistics. They still fuck up but theres a lot of ppl to do the math

[faint charm]

then it's not even that impressively short

[jaunty path]

Slay heretics n xenos left and right w my trusty shovel

[faint charm]

i'd do terrible in the guard

[round mica]

I would probably kill myself in the first hour of deployment

Id put a bullet in my own head

[jaunty path]

Realistic

Though

You could be tried as a heretic

And wake up a servitor

[round mica]

It still is very short depending on the situation they're being deployed. Certain planets/battles you won't even get to land before dying

Your ship is blown out of the sky instantly

[obtuse oak]

they famously have really terrible logistics, they just make up with gargantuan numbers

the administratum is known for taking months/years/decades to process changes or requests and sometimes entire naval fleets go missing in the warp

[round mica]

GW is also just very bad with numbers when they need to make up
"Untold billions died on the Horus Heresy" and when they make characters go into losses they barely even go double digits

The scale is too big for them to care too much about it

[jaunty path]

Ships missing in the warp

[faint charm]

i mean aside your unit being wiped if you can constantly deploy new unit you're doing something really great

[jaunty path]

Actually cooked

[faint charm]

basically just

[round mica]

Isn't there a possibility your ship could just time travel back to the past?

[jaunty path]

Skull

[faint charm]

its just logistical masterwork

[round mica]

Due to warp shenanigans

[round mica]

It's because the Imperium just throws numbers of stuff they have until the job is done

They use sheer quantity to win

[faint charm]

yeah the ability to being able to keep throwing numbers are very impressive

[jaunty path]

Shovel wins everytime

[faint charm]

but is this real

[round mica]

They don't care if its badly done they just throw shit onto the wall till it sticks

[faint charm]

textbook approach

[stuck wasp]

And the Lasgun having a very flexible logistic due to being able to recharge on the fly

[faint charm]

so like

if angron keep going into any warp storm he can find, maybe he can go before when like the emperor is lil baby and just kill him

[round mica]

Iirc not widely explored into the lore but you can just randomly time travel in warp travels where you arrive onto places earlier than you left

[misty trench]

the imperium has terrible logistics but when you've got trillions upon trillions upon trillions of people to throw away like it's nbd, they persevere regardless

[faint charm]

damn

[round mica]

He would have to time travel back to one of the first societies to ever exist

[faint charm]

what are the chaos doing

they stupid

they should just keep going into any warp storm

it will work

it will eventually work

[round mica]

If anything they already did it but since they exist in multiple layers of realities and dimensions

40k is just one of the many

[misty trench]

like the imperium is extremely dysfunctional and isn't really good at much of anything aside from being very stubborn and having nigh unlimited resources to draw upon

[round mica]

Just like Flashpoint

[faint charm]

ah

so uh

[round mica]

You kill someone in the past, new multiverse where that person is dead and everything changes

[faint charm]

emperor

knew about the ww2 and did nothing to stop that?

[round mica]

Emps hid himself and went under the disguise of historic figures to do his plan

[lyric frigate]

peanut butter and fent sandwich

[feral vessel]

don't give them ideas they're too busy with the circlejerk rn

[amber delta]

emperor started ww2

[faint charm]

idk what the fuck was his plan but

[twin flower]

emperor is jeebus

[feral vessel]

discord is imploding for me jesus christ

[round mica]

He just never revealed himself Emperor of Mankind till the "prime" of Earth to rule it

[faint charm]

sounds like a terrible planner

imo

[obtuse oak]

but they cant always

[twin flower]

which is funny

[obtuse oak]

like look at darktide

[faint charm]

o yeah

anyway

i was talking about

[round mica]

His starter plan was to put Earth on the worst state ever so they would be glad to have a big savior
So everyone pretty much accepted him turning the Emperor of ALL of Terra

[obtuse oak]

there are no reinforcements coming to wage a proper war against the moebians because the logistics dont allow it, the imperium is stretched hella thin. so instead they are deploying literal prisoners lmfao

[faint charm]

if ur soldiers are just dying like 15 hours is average survival hour in frontline

its really hard to just maintain the frontline itself

[twin flower]

I feel like just before the dark age of technology is when he should have showed up if he wanted to rule over people that focuses on science and reason but nooo

[faint charm]

at least that part is working well in that case

[round mica]

Literal prisoners with reused weapons from past dead soldiers

[lyric frigate]

not if you have more people than the enemy has bullets

[round mica]

And expecting them to just win the war

[faint charm]

but the resources to carry people around is not free

it is impressive

[obtuse oak]

it is interesting that he didn't, yeah

what was he even up to during the daot?

[faint charm]

its not easy to just 'throw people' at the enemy

lol south korean army once tried to do that

and the 'army' just died

[twin flower]

right?! it was everything he wanted the imperium to be

[obtuse oak]

it's true that the scale of the imperial war machine is impressive

[twin flower]

but he was just aawol

[faint charm]

yeah

[round mica]

I think his plan was to destabilize all societies to a point where if a guy showed up wanting to be the Emperor of all of Earth they would be glad to accept him
Opposition was just weak enough he could deal with

[obtuse oak]

it is not efficient, but it is impressive in its behemoth size

[jaunty path]

Suplex god

[faint charm]

emperor sounds more and more like kanye west

[twin flower]

Would it not count during that point tho

[feral vessel]

i mean fools appreciate complexity but intellectuals appreciate simplicity amirite my fellows?

[round mica]

I mean probably, i just think GW never explored it all that much

[twin flower]

I feel like that was humanities peak right there, and they actually struggled during the dark age and lost a lot of useful stuff

[obtuse oak]

the emperor is also prescient to a degree so he may have foreseen that he would not be able to gain control over mankind during the daot and needed to wait for the age of strife to occur

[feral vessel]

he needed a crisis

Much like any other radical looking for power.

[faint charm]

we need to investigate his personnal account

[round mica]

The desperate the people, more chance for them to accept a guy wanting all control of an entire planet

[round mica]

Everything is redacted theres nothing to investigate

[feral vessel]

people tend to turn to things they would usually consider insane when they're desperate

[jaunty path]

The God Emperor of Man kind was on the list

[twin flower]

I mean Terra didnt even accept him at first glance tho

[obtuse oak]

or he was benevolent enough not to mess with humanity during the daot because things seemed like they were going well, and he didnt develop his plans of total domination until afterwards. but since he was already a warlord on ancient terra that seems unlikely

[round mica]

Majority did
He killed whoever was against it as "resistance"

And then history was rewritten

[feral vessel]

the fulgrim files??

[round mica]

Its like how any dictatorship works

[stuck wasp]

or he needed something unstable enough to easily take over

[twin flower]

Seemed like they were strong enough if he needed to make thunder warriors for it

[round mica]

Emperor would never be on the Fulgrim files smh

[feral vessel]

maybe he was there unwillingly or unknowingly

[round mica]

I mean I think it's for the fact he couldn't just kill all of them by himself due to numbers and also he would need an army for space colonizing

But Thunder Warriors were just a temporary solution

Since they were very unstable

[obtuse oak]

it's implied that the emperor had to subjugate most of the "techno-barbarians" by force, no?

[round mica]

Yeah but at certain point me thinks it was just resistance groups that tried to go against him

Me thinks atp he was pretty much a ruler of the majority

[obtuse oak]

idk about resistance groups, I think the unification wars ended with a specific battle. let me look it up

[round mica]

Also ofc there would be ppl wanting to rule everything instead

[round mica]

Not really familiar with the lore on the creation of IoM so I could be wrong

[twin flower]

Didnt he already had Custodes at that point

[round mica]

Just sounds Emps was just doing temporary solutions while he worked for his future plans

He was already planning other stuff for the future while dealing with them

[storm rain]

anyone here want to help me out with the psycher penance? since you are not allow to do it solo

[twin flower]

Didnt the unification wars last like centuries tho

[round mica]

I think they did some fighting

But Thunder Warriors were used more

Since they were more expandable

Canon fodder vs guys made to be my little security guards (he doesnt need them)

[obtuse oak]

yeah they ended in 712.M30

but are said to have begun in early M30 or even late M29

so he spent nearly a millenium on conquering terra

wild

it's such an interesting time period. like grungy post-apoc scifi conan the barbarian.

[twin flower]

Crazy

[round mica]

I wonder if it was an actual struggle to conquering it or just had something planned out

[obtuse oak]

it reads like an actual struggle

at the time he fought other factions on terra that were just as powerful as his own, like the "Etnarchy"

The Ethnarchy is known to have commanded formidable forces consisting of genetically modified warriors known as the Ur-Khasis, dangerous weapons from the Dark Age of Technology and enslaved Psykers. The first attempt by Imperial forces to capture the Ethnarchy's strongholds earlier in the war had cost the lives of 20,000 Thunder Warriors and a million other casualties. Towards the end of the Unification Wars, the Emperor began his second attempt to topple the Ethnarchy. This time the XVIII Legion of the Legiones Astartes was tasked with destroying the subterranean power generators feeding the Ethnarchy's power fields. In the ensuing Assault on the Tempest Galleries, the XVIIIth Legion was victorious and with their force fields down, the Ethnarchy was quickly crushed by the forces of the Emperor.

so he didn't beat them until he had developed the Space Marines

[round mica]

Makes sense

[twin flower]

Hella wild

[round mica]

Thunder Warriors were too unstable

[obtuse oak]

and in the end he used the Space Marines to exterminate the Thunder Warriors at Mount Ararat

[round mica]

Although physically stronger than an space marines they were very uh

Explosive

[obtuse oak]

this is a time period that I wouldn't mind they expanded on more

instead of writing absolutely idiotic sequences about Ollanius and the Emperor defeating the Cognitae and their Enuncia Tower of Babel bullshit on Ancient Terra

[twin flower]

Werent some of the Thunder Warriors already foreshadowing the future legions as well if I recall

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[round mica]

They probably won't because there's no minis to sell about it

[obtuse oak]

well, GW won't. but the Black Library can

[twin flower]

the fonie

[round mica]

If they havent by now i doubt theyre going to
Unless 40k ends (year 5060) and they need to sell something

Plus too scared to do it and mess with current lore

[obtuse oak]

I don't see why not

[round mica]

It was kinda obvious it was going to happen

[obtuse oak]

they're also moving into writing more stuff for the Age of Scouring, post-Siege of Terra, which is a period they never covered before either. yes the point is selling more minis but there's theoretically nothing stopping them from making a Unification Wars wargame either

[twin flower]

No like their names for the legions

I think a division of Thunder Warriors were called Storm Walkers and that was actually the first name of the Iron Hands before they were called, well, iron hands.

[round mica]

Guess we'll just have to wait and see

[round mica]

He was just do a reskin of the Thunder Warriors and never change the names
It happened to change cause of le primarchs

[twin flower]

They didnt have names in the begining as well tho roite, there was just known by their numbers

First Legion, etc etc

[round mica]

Because he was probably never going to bother with names himself

Let them create it their own

[obtuse oak]

it won't happen, but it could happen 😛

[round mica]

Emps sees everything and everyone by numbers

[twin flower]

I mean they kinda did, Big E would never bother

[round mica]

Would be cool to read on some Mad Max shit but 40k

[obtuse oak]

yesn't. they had names by the times he started rediscovering the primarchs. many legions were renamed after being reunited with their gene daddy

[round mica]

Pre Unification Terra

[twin flower]

le dna father

[misty trench]

we hear your feedback and have decided to release another 10 horus novels

[twin flower]

I mean I guess 40k does suffer from liek multiple author-itis

[round mica]

Gw can I have more Night Lord content?

"Oh, the blue guys? Yeah, more 10 Ultramarines content."

[round mica]

And also its just been out since forever so a lot of it is just retconned and never explored because it wasn't popular before

And because it was made to sell minis

So it gets to a point where stuff is just a mess

[carmine steppe]

We need more Catachan writing

[misty trench]

same shit happens if you look into star wars and other settings that have been around for more than a decade

[trail bramble]

I remember pariahs

[round mica]

We need White Scars writing

[misty trench]

it inevitably gets silly

[twin flower]

The space Mongols

[round mica]

Yup. Stuff gets retconned, made non canon all the time especially after Disney

But

[twin flower]

laughs in Chogorian

[round mica]

At least Star Wars made them into Canon and Legends

So now you can have a little bit of both

[twin flower]

Hmm

Didnt Disney make that one comic about Calgar

Would that mean Slanesh is a disney princess 🤔

[trail bramble]

honestly one of my main complaints with 40k is that they have such an expansive universe but they keep writing it to be smaller and smaller

[obtuse oak]

Titushammer 40k

He's the only character now

[trail bramble]

why write your own fun zany set of guardsmen when you can just use cadians

[round mica]

And nobody will convince me Old Republic isn't the best Star Wars verse

[twin flower]

Ya boi Chairon just getting off''d off screen

[round mica]

Old Republic >>>>> rest of SW

[misty trench]

40k desperately needs space australians

[round mica]

DEI death

[carmine steppe]

He's the only character that's gonna stay alive if you engage him in melee range

[obtuse oak]

Yes, the condensation of the timeline by merging the demythologized 30k past with the current 40k timeline is so dull

[trail bramble]

AUG lasguns

[obtuse oak]

All of this primarch wankery is just capeshit in 40k

[round mica]

Every space marine legion decide to turn into Ultramarines out of respect
No other legion exists
Titus is the captain of first company
All other primarchs sacrifice themselves for Guilliman

Guilliman turns into Emperor Guilliman

[twin flower]

Didnt some legions actually do that lmao

[misty trench]

someone should turn off the golden throne's bluetooth connectivity for a laugh

[twin flower]

Cuz Ultramarines was the only chapter that had a primarch and they were jelly

I hear people mention its just gonna trigger the Great Crusade 2.0

If Big E does die

[round mica]

Imagine the Emperor revives after that and just goes "OMG SOMEONE FINALLY USED THE RESET BUTTON"

[fiery wave]

You mean, WIFI.

[twin flower]

lmao "what took you so fkin long"

[misty trench]

I assumed the Emperor was smart enough to use ethernet

[round mica]

No i think it was Imperial Fists
The IF suffered too many casualties and they needed numbers replaced

[round mica]

Morning weezo

[fiery wave]

But he's technically broadcasting as well.

[carmine steppe]

Anyone watched sentenced to be a hero?

[twin flower]

Nah

Not yet

[round mica]

Chat

[twin flower]

No

[fiery wave]

An immobile hotspot?

[round mica]

Please macintosk i need this my warmaster is kinda homeless

[misty trench]

remvoe the zeroes, the three, the usd and the paypal and the me

and you got a deal

[round mica]

He used a black fortess on cadia he lost it

It took him 13 crusades

[round mica]

checks apps

Uhhhh... do u have venmo?

[misty trench]

no, are you willing to accept a message in a bottle?

[round mica]

I mean it might take 30 years to get here but sure

[obtuse oak]

the astronomican is clearly the dns server of the imperium

navigators use it for ip address lookup

[round mica]

Just make sure- just make sure the top won't come off

[twin flower]

Reminds me of a meme lmao, lemme dm it

The fonnie

[misty trench]

navigators really out here needing a 3rd fricking eye just to point towards the giant fucking golden light bulb

[obtuse oak]

why did abaddon try to conquer cadia so often when it was clearly more advantageous to him and chaos to simply destroy the planet? considering that it

you know

gestures broadly at the great rift

is he stupid

[brazen pelican]

Yes.

[fiery wave]

Purple eyes can be cool.

[round mica]

Because controlling the route good me thinks

But also he's bald and stupid

[obtuse oak]

why control the route when you can expand the route

[trail bramble]

I'm going to guess that cadias manufactorums would give a head up on logistics

[obtuse oak]

now there's a galaxy-sized route cutting through the whole imperium

[round mica]

I think the expanding is after the conquering

[misty trench]

the first 12 invasions were great for warp shareholders or smth

[obtuse oak]

did he even know what would happen when cadia and its blackstone pylons were destroyed?

[round mica]

Just ask Slaneesh bro

[obtuse oak]

or was he like "oh shit that worked"

[round mica]

Probably this

[trail bramble]

Tzeentch hit him with the "just as planned"

[obtuse oak]

all according to keikaku

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/my-job-here-is-done-bye-done-gif-14879937

tzeentch

[round mica]

"Abbadon it's of great financial interest to expand this crusade into 12."

"Tzeentch, why the fuck would I do that?"

"Dude just trust me"

Tzeentch probably made a gamble with the other gods on Abbadon needing 13 tries

[misty trench]

tzeentch really is that one shotcaller in your CS match that you hear doing a bong rip before each round

[trail bramble]

I trust that man with my life I have no idea what you're on about

[misty trench]

hey it worked last time I trusted it

[fiery wave]

Might as well let a cat press yes/no buttons.

[misty trench]

we did around the world, every single round

and it worked

[round mica]

"Okay, so you'll get a black fortress right?"

"Dude was that another beer I heard you open? Dude it's like 5 in the morning and this is your tent-"

"And then- then. Hear me out... you're going to throw it."

[obtuse oak]

oh I just realised that GW retconned the original vague 13 black crusades lore where they were unconnected attempts to just raid and pillage and kick the imperium's teeth in and are actually all connected and part of a grand masterplan that culminated in him destroying the final pylons on cadia to trigger the great rift

hm. i guess it makes him way more competent but still feels like a bit of an asspull.

oh well as long as chaos gets some big dubs

[misty trench]

when cadia blew up do you think big E got a notification telling him he must construct additional pylons?

[round mica]

I think they realized chaos was getting too many L's to be that big of a threat in the lore

And retconned the previous fails

[round mica]

Malcador's echoing voice
"Anathema they just hit Cadia."

[obtuse oak]

yeah it was a meme for a long time lol

overall I think it's nice that Abaddon has been promoted to being capable

[trail bramble]

oh god check the astropathica it doesn't matter what channel

[round mica]

[round mica]

Even tho they showed up space marine 1 i wouldnt mind the black legion was the enemy again in sm2
I like Thousand Sons but the gunfight is so boring when the enemies just walk around with shooting instead of looking like living enemies that need cover and stuff

At least an appearance or mention

[solid niche]

lf lv6 to play with 😄 im new to this game, so.. :))

[round mica]

Dude theres lfg channels

[solid niche]

oh ok sorry

thank you btw

[obtuse oak]

I doubt they will. SM3 is gonna be like necrons as the xenos faction and then I'm guessing something Khornate as the Chaos faction

seems like the best contrast

[round mica]

I wish Slaneesh got some representation the only game they show up is in Rogue Trader

[obtuse oak]

they would have two kinda overlapping factions re: attributes and tactics if they did necrons and death guard or something lol

[obtuse oak]

oh yeah Emperor's Children could be cool too

[round mica]

Fighting necrons will be cool
Getting hit with the "destroy all your atoms" gun and getting to be revived still

[coarse tree]

If only the nemesis system wasn't patented. The necrons would be perfect for it.

[round mica]

Surely theres gotta have a way to work around it

[twin flower]

Nemesis.. like in that Middle earth game?

[jaunty path]

Guys

What should I do

[modern bobcat]

Darktide needs Noise Marines

[jaunty path]

I don't know what to do

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

Oh well I'm just feeling low so I'll go back to feeling high eventually

[coarse tree]

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-01-30-warner-bros-is-trying-to-patent-middle-earth-shadow-of-mordors-nemesis-system

[coarse tree]

Yes

[amber delta]

nemesis system is a nothingburger and shadow of mordor is ass

[coarse tree]

Since the necrons die then get beamed back into new bodies.

[modern bobcat]

FatShark should patent how shit the Commodore store is

[twin flower]

I think it'd be a weird add in a 40k setting imo

[twin flower]

lmao

[jaunty path]

Yea

Ppl keep buying the slop

[round mica]

Yes im ppl
Give me more slop

[fair bridge]

i love slop

[coarse tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sloppy-steaks-slop-em-up-i-think-you-should-leave-gif-22389111

[jaunty path]

The severe consequences of adding a fucking cosmetic shop

Get fucking nothing cuz people will keep buying trash

[misty trench]

TRUE

[round mica]

Don't tell me you don't like the same outfit as last time but different color, missus

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna skin you alive and slurp up your veins like noodles

[twin flower]

Well they must be doing something right if people keep buying anyway 🍁

Gross

[modern bobcat]

What they're doing right is they slapped "Warhammer" on the title

[round mica]

Oh yeah? Tell me more

[jaunty path]

I am not a functional human being. I will make lunch out of you

[fair bridge]

work off today

[jaunty path]

This cat is me

[fair bridge]

what do

[round mica]

[modern bobcat]

Darktide

[jaunty path]

Smok yak

[fair bridge]

smoke yak.......

[round mica]

Shelf on da wall

[fair bridge]

aaaaaaa

[fair bridge]

no bf to help me w that

[round mica]

Missus are you a skibidi toilet fan

[round mica]

Abominable Intelligence slop

Does not belong in here

Kill it

[amber delta]

@grok make pizza pope wear a bikini

[twin flower]

Eyo

[jaunty path]

My gf is ai

[twin flower]

@grok remove the robes

[jaunty path]

Shutup

[round mica]

Is she hatsune miku

[twin flower]

she isnt ai tho

[jaunty path]

Im skinning you alive

Not ai

You're not safe