general-chat

[twin flower]

[gilded socket]

L name

[rocky radish]

When my (Japanese) son was 4 he picked up a fork and said "hey mama, fork you". I was equally shocked and impressed (we never talk like that). When I stopped laughing I explained why we don't use the word he almost said

[twin dirge]

Kill yourself

Sorry

Force of habit

Happens when someone tells me I'm wrong

[hollow karma]

Based

[twin flower]

Inner violence slipped out

[gilded socket]

Its a L name

[marsh iris]

hello cuties

[vague elm]

Larry

[astral basin]

My right has been acting up for months
Maybe we can drop em into a singular bag
Share custody

[gilded socket]

No

[rocky radish]

I cry when I'm corrected, but everyone does that

[vague elm]

Lance

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

[gilded socket]

L name of someone who’s here

[vague elm]

Lmaxine

[twin flower]

Laxine

[hollow karma]

Evil Larry?

[gilded socket]

No

[gilded socket]

No

[twin flower]

Loyd the Bold

[twin dirge]

Lynxxie based learning

[gilded socket]

No

[twin dirge]

[gilded socket]

No

[marsh iris]

laxative?

[gilded socket]

No

[gilded socket]

No

[cosmic burrow]

Its hank

[gilded socket]

No

[cosmic burrow]

We all know that

[twin dirge]

Hank is based

[vague elm]

Laki

[marsh iris]

its me Larut

[gilded socket]

No

[gilded socket]

No

[rocky radish]

Hank gave me great build advice, so he is cool

[twin dirge]

Me when I'm laking

[twin flower]

Loki

[gilded socket]

No

[vague elm]

Lionel Fucking Johnson

[modern bobcat]

There's a player on my Mourningstar named Six-Seven

[gilded socket]

No

[modern bobcat]

Do you think FatShark will ban if I report?

[twin dirge]

Execution

Immediately

No trial no judge

Shoot on sight

[vague elm]

Heresy. Punishment, Death .

[twin flower]

Heretic

[gilded socket]

L name fhay ends with A

[twin dirge]

I expect brain matter on the wall before you even respond

[hollow karma]

Seriously, you better put 6 or more shots into them. Maybe like one extra?

[gilded socket]

Alright fine

[vague elm]

I'm not scrolling through members list

[gilded socket]

Here what LBL means

[vague elm]

Bait☝️

[hollow karma]

Livin (B)like Larry

[gilded socket]

||licht built Losers||

[twin dirge]

You fuckin liar

[vague elm]

You said not Licht

[gilded socket]

Whuh

[vague elm]

Heresy

Lexbreaker

[twin dirge]

YOU LIAR

[vague elm]

Demon

[astral basin]

Light ball li- wait thats nasty

[gilded socket]

Never did such a thing

[hollow karma]

Straight to the blackships for Maxine

[rocky radish]

They will rage quit in a week when they realize people aren't going to carry them

[gilded socket]

I never said no to litch

[hollow karma]

Damn I guess she didn’t

I’m sorry

[gilded socket]

Fuck you i lied

[vague elm]

I know. You can't Mandela effect me

[twin dirge]

End your suffering heretic

[gilded socket]

The real LBL is ||Lesbian basketball League||

[twin flower]

Maxine? More like.. Lyine

[misty trench]

more like Minine

[ripe tangle]

isn’t that already called the WNBA?

[gilded socket]

Shhhh haggy

[astral basin]

The true LBL
Lucia Beats Laxine

[gilded socket]

She just threatens me

[astral basin]

Oh hey perfect timing

[misty trench]

I am gonna have to delete that even though it's a joke

[gilded socket]

No problme

[twin flower]

But the funny

[gilded socket]

No jokes allowed in gen chat

We must revolt

[misty trench]

look "because it's funny" doesn't work in a court of law, trust me

don't ask how I know

[gilded socket]

KILL EVERY WARDEN BUT HANK AND AQUILA

[vague elm]

[astral basin]

Why… what?

[gilded socket]

Awlr lore

[hollow karma]

Aquilathebased

[jaunty path]

It's funnny

it always works

[gilded socket]

Official statement: big boss died for our sins in Outer Heaven

[vague elm]

If you don't sin it is for nothing

[misty trench]

I entered 67 in every field on my taxes

[hollow karma]

Why sold?
Big boss 😎

[twin dirge]

What got deleted

I'm curious

Someone say it again

[gilded socket]

Nothinf

Shhhh

[astral basin]

Incan, smiter of delinquents, bane of femboys

[gilded socket]

@ripe tangle kill everyone who has spoken

[astral basin]

Cold chimichangas and coffee
Breakfast of heroes

[twin flower]

is the coffee also cold

[astral basin]

No

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kuiil-have-spoken-mandalorian-star-wars-gif-15566834

[twin dirge]

Dip burrito in coffee to warm it up

[twin flower]

Based

[twin dirge]

Me thinks me a genius

[astral basin]

Why dip? Let it soup im the mouth

[twin dirge]

Mmmm

Soup

But that requires the cold burrito to go in mouth

You supposed to warm it before you bite

Hence dip

Sorry that wasn't meant to be a JoJo reference

[astral basin]

What matters is its warm going down

[twin dirge]

No

[gilded socket]

Im gonna put a pizza in your mouth when you sleep and play asmr in your ears of something about feet

[twin dirge]

Mouth cold = bad

[twin flower]

Wat about going in

[astral basin]

Its not iced aki

[twin dirge]

Do the first half but not the second

[twin flower]

Oddly specific

[astral basin]

Its just. Not hot

[twin dirge]

Do like, rain white noise

Pizza and a rainstorm sounds fire

[gilded socket]

Lamia likes feet asmr

[astral basin]

We about to turn aki into a feet sleeper agent frfr

[gilded socket]

Now its fart asmr

[twin dirge]

Even better

[astral basin]

Okay the feet sleeper agent was funny
Turning him into a freak guff huffer? Thats just wrong

[twin flower]

Anyone else having a Backend error into DT

[gilded socket]

Youre next…..

[astral basin]

Fool. Baseless tricks dont work on me.
Im too devoid of self worth

[fossil oasis]

Meow

[gilded socket]

Im putting a claymore next to you as you sleep :3

[astral basin]

Huzzah
Now i have a weapon to wield recklessly
you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

swords are fun toys to have

Shame they have a bad rep

[modern bobcat]

Randomly got Atoma's Elite Guard penance

on a pub thanks to a SMYKER

[gilded socket]

Why womt you die

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/nanomachines-son-metal-gear-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-20057254

There we go, overused joke deployed

[worn halo]

#fail

[gilded socket]

This chat sucks @misty trench nuke it

[rocky radish]

How are smykers in high level havocs? Presuming they know when to switch weapons

Helpful or in the way?

[twin dirge]

Maybe it's YOU that sucks

[jaunty linden]

What is it about Damnation that inspires people to constantly split up?

[gilded socket]

Suck my balls bitch bird

[tired inlet]

BIRD UP

[rocky radish]

I guess damnation is the highest people who split up can do, so they gather there

[tender horizon]

Nah this chat does suck

[gilded socket]

HUGE

[tired inlet]

gather used loosely

[misty trench]

what's up?

[gilded socket]

Nuke chat

Genchatmageddon

[gilded socket]

Ofc you eant that you

[misty trench]

I was about to ask why but now I see why

[gilded socket]

Do it do it do it

[rocky radish]

Zealot chat is so much worse

[gilded socket]

You too loud rn….

[misty trench]

zealot chat hasn't been all that bad for a while now

gen chat takes the cake atm

[tender horizon]

Y1 zealot chat lives on in notoriety apparently

[arctic escarp]

gen chat outfreaked zealot

[rocky radish]

The last time I checked they were talking about hitler

[arctic escarp]

its a new era

[misty trench]

positively or negatively?

[tender horizon]

Neutrally

[misty trench]

oh

getting my shotgun

[rocky radish]

Neutral? It was just using the name, I think

[tender horizon]

Calling things hitler in comparison to their relation to game balance

[misty trench]

oh

putting my shotgun away

[tender horizon]

I'm one of those people fwiw

[worn halo]

Must be fun tending to kindergarten

[gilded socket]

The concept of blaming zealot chat seems spiritually zionist…..

[misty trench]

I did used to actually do that for a living

[tender horizon]

Atp I agree

[worn halo]

🫂

[rocky radish]

That's terrifying. I have one class with 4 year olds and I had to take meds to stop having panic attacks

[worn halo]

I only do kids with 4 legs that don't talk back

[rocky radish]

That sounds epic

[misty trench]

yea I worked with preschoolers, it was a lot of panicking trying to get kids to not do things that would mess them up

the amount of times I'd hear "Mr Aquila watch this" and the kid was about to do something incredibly dangerous like backflipping down a staircase or something

[worn halo]

#pet-tide message only kid I need

[misty trench]

aww what a big baby

[worn halo]

30 lbs of Dwarfism Frenchie and Pitbull

[rocky radish]

Dogs are the best. I love cats too, but they can be a-holes

[worn halo]

Cats are allowed to be a holes ... so they balance out dogs 😛

My blind cat is Commander

[gilded socket]

@misty trench

[misty trench]

Hey hi g'day

[gilded socket]

Ivan

[misty trench]

who is ivan

[modern bobcat]

Zealot chat should be scourged and purged

continuously

[analog wind]

Are there build guides to follow?

[modern bobcat]

Yes, check the Class chats for pinned messages

[misty trench]

there are guides pinned in various class chats

[modern bobcat]

and Steam Guides

[misty trench]

beat me to it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[drowsy lynx]

[gilded socket]

Idenovich

[misty trench]

Ivan Idenovich

never heard of 'em

[gilded socket]

Ieatass

[rocky radish]

I used to hate using build guides. Now I love to try everything, just to experience different ways to play. Then when I make my own build I can fine-tune it

[misty trench]

no idea what that means

[gilded socket]

Lncan

[misty trench]

ok I know what that means

oh right ok that's an i not an L

[gilded socket]

Ideenia

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-zelot-zealot-darktide-zealot-barrel-explode-gif-17452945956086432905

[gilded socket]

Why is he fly? Is he gay?

[drowsy prawn]

it's okay, I believe she must have grabbed the walk way 😌

[gilded socket]

Silence when a geneius speks

[drowsy prawn]

🤫

[gilded socket]

Shit up

[drowsy prawn]

so mean 😭

[somber stream]

I know this ledge, the force doesn't seem to be enough, they lived

[gilded socket]

Licht

Why are you like this

[somber stream]

Normal and based?

[rancid pagoda]

Because yes

[somber stream]

Good parenting, maybe

[rancid pagoda]

Either that or good guidance from the emperor

[gilded socket]

No

[gilded socket]

Ehy are you like that

[rancid pagoda]

Because I am a construct of madness forged by Tzeentch himself

[gilded socket]

No not tjat

that

[rancid pagoda]

Dunno what you mean girlie

[gilded socket]

No

that

not tbat

that

[rancid pagoda]

Yeah your vagueness falls on deaf ears.

[gilded socket]

Do you not understand me

[rancid pagoda]

You gotta be clearer than plexiglass so I can understand what you mean

[gilded socket]

I said that not tnag

[somber stream]

Do you even understand yourself?

[twin dirge]

No

[gilded socket]

Loud and clear

[drowsy prawn]

😵‍💫

[twin dirge]

Chat people can't read, I had a sign on the door for over an hour that said the store was closed and not one person read it

[misty trench]

yes

[rancid pagoda]

Thats a womp womp moment

[astral basin]

This server was a red ! and “unavailable” for a sec
I was. Concerned

[drowsy prawn]

The aliens have invaded

[somber stream]

You're banned Servo

[rancid pagoda]

[somber stream]

You're just in denial and making this whole convo up in your head

[astral basin]

Same

[gilded socket]

Never done

[rancid pagoda]

You're making it all up right now

[rancid pagoda]

My personal borderlands goat

[astral basin]

I preferred athena

[gilded socket]

Of cpurse a mortal can’t understand the inner machinations of my mine

[misty trench]

Maya gang

[rancid pagoda]

Says the abhuman dog eared mortal

[gilded socket]

Wruff or whatever

[rancid pagoda]

Yeah I understand why. She's cewl. I never liked Wilhelm tbh, he was mid

[rancid pagoda]

I bet you'd bark if a higher commanding officer told you to.

[gilded socket]

I live and die the guard

[astral basin]

Being a walking nuke as wilhelm was funny
But otherwise he was underwhelming

[somber stream]

Mechromancer

[astral basin]

ANARCHYYYYY

[rancid pagoda]

I'm a claptrap chuddie for life

[misty trench]

I'm glad you saw the light in the end

[somber stream]

The path was clear from the start, and it's orange

[nocturne bloom]

Im convinced the only people who liked mechro were the same people that never used her end game

[rancid pagoda]

Here's my borderlands class lineup fr:
1: didn't play
2: Zero/Gaige
PRS: Claptrap
3: Fl4k/Zane
4: won't buy

[gilded socket]

Shhhh sol…. You too loud rn….

[astral basin]

Man i was so hyped when they made him funny again in 4
He had passion but lost the endearment in 2 compared to 1
And 3… we dont talk about 3
Pre he had a whole dlc dedicated to him

[somber stream]

She's good enough, i didn't got too invested in Borderland for a 2nd run

[gilded socket]

Licht

Licht

Licht

[rancid pagoda]

3 was shit story wise

[gilded socket]

Licht

Licht

[rancid pagoda]

Idc what anybody says

[nocturne bloom]

In old op levels and even modern 10s she is horrible

Painful

Genuinely

[rancid pagoda]

It was so bad it was worse than an Amy Schumer comedy special

[gilded socket]

Licht

[rancid pagoda]

Hey licht I think the dog girl wants your attention

[somber stream]

Don't care, cool floating robot lol

[gilded socket]

Licht

[astral basin]

3 is legit just
Loot shoot lite
You sit in a spot for 30 minutes. Get a legend. Shut the game off.

[somber stream]

Yeah?

[gilded socket]

Kicht

[nocturne bloom]

I only enjoyed Moze

From 3

[rancid pagoda]

Literally. The gameplay loop got dull fast. Modded weapons made it fun for 10 more seconds

[gilded socket]

I am NOT a dog girl

[nocturne bloom]

1 I mained Mord
2 I mained Sal
PRE Dopple
3 Moze
4 Vex

[rancid pagoda]

Fair brokaowski, I see the fun in her. Never tried her meself

[rancid pagoda]

I now know to call you doggirl forever

[gilded socket]

FAKE NEWS

[astral basin]

I loathed modded weapons intro in 3 ngl
I got. Shitty maliwan charge up.
A taser to 80% of my guns
And the butchering of Torgue
Jacobs was the only tbing i found interesting tbh

[nocturne bloom]

The self proclaimed dog girl is no longer a dog girl? Wild world

[gilded socket]

Lamia

You

Little

Gay man

[rancid pagoda]

Lamia are snake women iirc

[astral basin]

Yes

[rancid pagoda]

I'm a dhal dick rider. Love them

[somber stream]

He has a special fondness for snake girls

[rancid pagoda]

I prefer spider women tbh

[somber stream]

Cat girl is my jam

I like getting ignored

[nocturne bloom]

I liked 3 in terms of gameplay the most
2 is fun and all but the charm of looking for lobbies to farm raid bosses is gone

[gilded socket]

Im my own very first person

[twin dirge]

Someone let their kid finger paint in the bathroom

It wasn't with paint

[rancid pagoda]

It goes (guillotine)
Spider women
Snake women
Cat women
Dog women
Every other animal woman is below them

[gilded socket]

Who would finger my boy paint

[gilded socket]

DEATH GRIPS

[rancid pagoda]

3 improved on gameplay, ruined the story with Ava, and the twins were mid. But all around it was a fun first time play.

[drowsy prawn]

missed fox 😏

[gilded socket]

No women allowed ever

[rancid pagoda]

Kitsune women are mid and overrated

Hate to say but just imo

They are just...meh

[gilded socket]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[nocturne bloom]

Borderlands 1 is the only i can mentally handle replaying

[drowsy prawn]

[rancid pagoda]

And also kitsune have been ruined for me by kiriko from overwatch

[gilded socket]

TRUTHNUKE

[somber stream]

What are these terms

[rancid pagoda]

So anything involving that animal I detest in media unless its represented well

[rancid pagoda]

Chronically online terms

[twin dirge]

Man

[rancid pagoda]

Truth nuke has chud art to go with ot

[rocky radish]

I'm guessing it's a furry thing

[twin dirge]

Animal women are overrated but that's just me

[somber stream]

I know Kitsune is fox women

[rancid pagoda]

Kitsune is Japanese fox spirits

[drowsy prawn]

bewitching men since time beyond memory 😒

[twin dirge]

Would rather get my shit gripped by a sucky bus

[somber stream]

Korean equivalent is Guminho

[rocky radish]

I speak Japanese lol. But it's being used in a different way here

[somber stream]

Wonder what's the Chinese

[drowsy prawn]

HuLiJing

or something like that

[rancid pagoda]

Fair. And I didn't know that lmao

[gilded socket]

This has ruined my day and i will promptly cry

[twin dirge]

Chat

[rancid pagoda]

What

[somber stream]

Huli Jing, i see

[twin dirge]

How do I get a vampire to fall in love with me

[gilded socket]

Be a teenage girl

[somber stream]

Are you Asian, Vect?

[twin dirge]

Named Bella probably

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

I hated dahl in 3
The variable zoom felt uneeded
SOMETIMES they had an alt fire. But the variable zoom would mess me up

[gilded socket]

Transition already

[drowsy prawn]

maybe 😏

[rancid pagoda]

Become smart enough to dare to interact with them like Lisa Tepeshe did with vlad dracula in Castlevania animated series

[somber stream]

I'll take that as a yes

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine using ads in bl3

[twin dirge]

I like tediore weapons and nobody can stop me

[astral basin]

Worse. Im adsing as a controller player

[gilded socket]

Im gonna sell my jarred tears labeled “loser tears”

[rancid pagoda]

🦗

[nocturne bloom]

Dahl had some of the most powerful weapons in 3

[twin dirge]

I'll buy, drinking the tears of losers is my pass time

[rancid pagoda]

Maybe don't brand yourself as that

[gilded socket]

Give me all the money

[twin dirge]

That's why I take candy from little kids

[twin dirge]

I already did

[gilded socket]

That was it?

[rancid pagoda]

I just steal from grocery stores. Corpos dont get my candy

I get the candy

[somber stream]

Is there a market for scandalous Victorian gentleman ankle pic?

[astral basin]

4 doesnt have dahl. They have. Daedalus
Burst weapon type
Its typically a wide spray unfortunately
Fortunately
If you find a weapon you like
It allows you to toggle between two ammo types
And yes. Basic gun stats are impacted between assault rifle ammo vs shotgun sniper or smg ammo

[twin dirge]

Oh boy is there

[gilded socket]

Go talk to amish women

[rancid pagoda]

I mean I 1894 there was

[marsh iris]

lamia?

[twin dirge]

Deadalus smacks, it's just dahl but square

[gilded socket]

“Man spent 30 years in jungle” or smthn like that

[somber stream]

Truly?

[rancid pagoda]

Maybe man idfk

[somber stream]

Got a source for that Senator?

Oh okay

[twin dirge]

Also some of the Daedalus legendaries are just cranked

[modern bobcat]

What is the Budding Interrogator title for again?

[rancid pagoda]

I'm a weirdo not an esoteric time traveler

[modern bobcat]

I can't remember right now

[gilded socket]

Why not

[twin dirge]

Vladof my beloved

[astral basin]

I inherently hate burst weapons bc of bullet overhose
I do like BRs tho

[twin dirge]

..I haven't found a single burst deadalus ngl

[astral basin]

?????

[twin dirge]

Every SMG and AR I've gotten has been full auto

[nocturne bloom]

...what

[rancid pagoda]

I'm already a noise music enjoying transwoman who likes odd games lmao, esotericism would get me wanted by the fbi for figuring out how to time travel

[twin dirge]

No wait I found a burst pistol

[marsh iris]

eat dahl with roti

[surreal onyx]

Pancakes?! Why does she hate pancakes?!

[gilded socket]

Dude youre me

[hushed cipher]

WTF

[twin dirge]

I remember the legendary backshot pistol

[hushed cipher]

GRAUT

YOU LIVE

[marsh iris]

i never did live

[rancid pagoda]

No I'm me and you're you

We're just similar

[hushed cipher]

YOU DO NIOW

[gilded socket]

Favorite noise music?

[marsh iris]

how is rayray

[rancid pagoda]

Genocide organ/Violent magic orchestra

[gilded socket]

HEALTH

[rancid pagoda]

Also hanatarash

[rancid pagoda]

Never listened to a lot of HEALTH. Might have. Can't remember

[fallen tree]

i love health sm

[gilded socket]

Its good

[hushed cipher]

Im good!! Ive been autisming out on MH wilds lately

[gilded socket]

HUGE

[astral basin]

Most of mine have been burst
Every pistol, shotgun, smg
Not entirely ARs but
I do find it funny when get daed mag on a different gun
Ah yes let me feed sniper ammo through my jackbs AR

[somber stream]

Is Health that Polish band

[hushed cipher]

How are you sir garut

[gilded socket]

No

Theyre from LA

[nocturne bloom]

Yea BAN THE POLISH

[surreal onyx]

Meanwhile, I was listening to Alex Terrible and Baby Metal (Song 3).

[somber stream]

I see, interesting. I've only been listening to Blue Stahli

[twin dirge]

Ripper mag on daed is peak, lutty madlad has it, I got one with Ar shotgun and lemme tell you, full auto ripper shotgun goes crazy

[rancid pagoda]

Health does not sound like noise

[gilded socket]

What are you listening to specifically?

[rancid pagoda]

Maybe not the type I listen to.

Hold on

[twin dirge]

I think my favorite gun so far is definitely my onslaught tho, vladof bullet hose

[surreal onyx]

Give it all you got by Jeremiah Kane.

[gilded socket]

You want their true noise music you go for the 1st 3ish albums and singles

[astral basin]

Broooo ripper mag on a daed
And they have a manufacture mod that increases fr for not reloading?
Peak

[modern bobcat]

I just finished Auric Storm Survivor and Atoma's Elite Guard on the same mission

[twin dirge]

We need to play bl4 eventually (tonight when we get off)

[modern bobcat]

Finally I can stop torturing myself

and just focus on Havocs

[surreal onyx]

Congrats!

[twin dirge]

But I also can't play with you because I'm like halfway thru the game if not further and I don't wanna spoil/story progress you

[rancid pagoda]

Yeah I'm checking it out now. Tbh I'm so used to a subsect of noise i don't fully view other bands as noise, but that's the problem, its a post-genre variant of industrial, so, kinda hard to discern at first

[modern bobcat]

the FatMangus zealot build was quite literally a lifesaver

Impossible to die even when team is overwhelmed

[surreal onyx]

I’m just needing a bunch of low level havocs, myself. About 35 I think.

[modern bobcat]

and so easy to pick up teammates with Shroudfield

[fallen tree]

only real noise band i know is merzbow, came across it on a trip once. it made my jaw hurt

[gilded socket]

They’re like the spiritual successor to NIN (very loosely)

[modern bobcat]

Atoma's Elite Guard was with a very good Smite Psyker who just cc'd the entire map

[somber stream]

Noise give me headache

[rancid pagoda]

Merzbow is too loud for me ironically

[modern bobcat]

Einsturzende Neubauten

[rancid pagoda]

Not for everyone

[fallen tree]

i kinda assumed noise is all like that, i guess its a spectrum like everything

[rancid pagoda]

noise is the oddest genre i've encountered yet tbh

right next to sludge metal

[fallen tree]

it truly is

[rancid pagoda]

sludge feels like it has its own odd subsects

Boris is a great japanese sludge band

[twin dirge]

Gonna rename my psyker "Cannon fodder" and just only play bomb vest psyker

[gilded socket]

You guys like Bolt Thrower?

[surreal onyx]

Hopefully, sometime this year, we see some significant improvement to Havoc matchmaking.

[rancid pagoda]

@gilded socket ts isn't too bad, I like it

[modern bobcat]

Yeh, I just need Havoc completions for cosmetics and to help other people

[gilded socket]

Now listen to their cover of crimewave

[modern bobcat]

I'm not sure if I'll be able to get the Havoc 35 no deaths/downs penance done

[rancid pagoda]

you'd be better off praying to god himself, i don't think it'll come till june

[astral basin]

All the fun stuff hits post lvl 10 unfortunately
And even tho me n duo burnt 3 hours on it earlier
We still didnt do any campaign stuff lmao

[rancid pagoda]

that can wait but I'll see whats up with it

[surreal onyx]

Same, man. It’s just such a damn grind…

[somber stream]

I listen to the true OG rock music, like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28--5aEV1Z0

[gilded socket]

Its on that album

[kindred loom]

Morning friends,

Can I ask where the best place might be to enlist help for doing a Private penance? I don't need to do it rn, it's dumb early here but it's my last one and it's plaguing my psyche.

[modern bobcat]

You can ask here or the LFG chat

[surreal onyx]

Oh, that’s fine. I’m a relatively patient man.

[kindred loom]

Noted, cheers mate.

[surreal onyx]

I’d rather they get it right than rush it.

[twin dirge]

I know smh, shit ass, idk what to do other than just join you on your new character but even then I doubt you wanna spoil future story for yourself

[gilded socket]

Smh my head shaking

[twin dirge]

Smh my head

[rancid pagoda]

So far its interesting but I would still prefer crimewave, IF I LIKED CRIMEWAVE

[twin dirge]

Go eat some chocolate dog girl

[modern bobcat]

What Havoc needs is PVP player squads who can join against you during a match, that way we can attract the Tarkov/Arc Raiders audience

[gilded socket]

Shakinh my smh my head

[gilded socket]

Uhhh ow?

[surreal onyx]

That should be an entirely separate mode, imo. Could be interesting.

[rancid pagoda]

the funny thing I've kinda ruined specifically crimewave for myself because I've listened to it too much, now I frequent any other CC album except that one

[gilded socket]

Sre you telling me to kill myself?

[modern bobcat]

They could do a kind of Warhammer extraction shooter based on Necromunda at some point if they really wanted to

[rancid pagoda]

my favorite from CC is either Insulin or their remix of death by white lies

[astral basin]

Bro i got an order ar with torgue stickies
I hated it
Then i got free occasional order recharges
And im just giggling while i turned a badass into a walking glowing bomb

[twin dirge]

No, treat yourself, you're half human so you should be fine

[twin dirge]

Gonna smite you

[rancid pagoda]

I wish to taste the essence of ones soul

[fallen tree]

depends on the dog but a dog can eat a small amount, but if they get into a full box of timtams..

[twin dirge]

I mean

[gilded socket]

Theres some other pretty good songs on that same album but i get it

[surreal onyx]

As long as they keep the music from Necromunda, I’m on board.

[rancid pagoda]

indeed.

[gilded socket]

I wood die

[twin dirge]

Skill issue

[tall grove]

Eyes are windows to the soul
So the brain is obviously the soul
Eat it

[gilded socket]

I listened the fuck out of a Bolt Thrower album and can’t listen to it anymore

[gilded socket]

Hate you

[modern bobcat]

It could work well, because the PVE element could be mutants/cultists/genestealers and you're fighting other Hive gangs to extract valuable shit

[twin dirge]

Alternatively, I've heard the saying homie had his soul sucked out more than once

[rancid pagoda]

How can i eat the brain when there's eyes without a face?

No soul is faceless

No heart lacks song

[twin dirge]

Ilyt bestie

[gilded socket]

Krow

Krovid

[twin dirge]

Dawg

[tall grove]

Okay then
Uh
Something something dihh joke

[twin dirge]

You got that dawg in you

[gilded socket]

Hate this

[twin dirge]

Frfr

[rancid pagoda]

lol bro couldn't keep up.

[gilded socket]

Grrrr never!!!!

[twin dirge]

She says while growling

[rancid pagoda]

you are a doggirl femcel

[gilded socket]

Nope

I refuse

[somber stream]

she wags her tail

[twin dirge]

I embrace who I am

[gilded socket]

SHUT UP LICHT

[twin dirge]

I AM CROW

[rancid pagoda]

literally the Asa Mitaka stereotype of a weezo femcel

[twin dirge]

Like ts

She's literally a dog

It's just a husky on the other side

[rancid pagoda]

give her a biscuit and she'd kill god

[somber stream]

I don't get dog girls

[gilded socket]

NO

IM NOT

NEVER

EVER!!!

[rancid pagoda]

I don't either and the trans community has a lot of them

I say a lot but it's a small minority

[somber stream]

There are like 5 of them here

[rancid pagoda]

in retrospect

[rancid pagoda]

[twin dirge]

I treat them like one would approach an orphan

[somber stream]

[gilded socket]

I am a very sane person who was loved enough in life and i have no mental issues what so ever

[twin dirge]

That's a lie

[rancid pagoda]

Your entire profile is a giveaway there were some troubles in life and I am sorry

[twin dirge]

You said that with a straight face did you?

[astral basin]

LICHT NOT THE ARBY AND HIS DOG NOOOOOOO

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

[gilded socket]

I say everything with a straight face

[twin dirge]

I bet you play arbite so you'll have someone to relate to

The dog

[gilded socket]

I actually dontblike srby

[somber stream]

This year will be a menace, look forward to it

[twin dirge]

Mood

[gilded socket]

Honestly yeah

[rancid pagoda]

bro I don't think the bits gonna go on for much longer I feel like she's gonna bite one of you

[twin dirge]

Respectable honestly

[rancid pagoda]

she might bite all of us and give us the woke virus

[astral basin]

Aki you dont understand
Its a
An excerpt
From someones fandom

[twin dirge]

Do you have any idea how much I poke the dog

[rancid pagoda]

JOKING OBVIOUSLY

[gilded socket]

I dont know man

The plot is gone

Been gone

Way before i did it

[twin dirge]

There was a plot?

[rancid pagoda]

too much. You learned nothing from the bear metaphor

[gilded socket]

Supposedly

[twin dirge]

Dogs are smaller than bears

[astral basin]

I need someone to find it
And enlighten these poor uncursed souls

[rancid pagoda]

enough

[somber stream]

I want to pet a bear, ngl

Those ears?

ROUND

[astral basin]

Bear fur is rough. Sweaty

[twin dirge]

I wanna hug a bear

Without getting murdered

[astral basin]

Nightreign. Dreglord
Big Red is gonna do more than hug you

[somber stream]

Seen that one video with 3 Ruskies wrestling with a bear?

[twin dirge]

Goaway

[gilded socket]

Its bleak

[twin dirge]

What is

[astral basin]

[gilded socket]

The bleak

[nocturne bloom]

Bleak Falls Barrow

[twin dirge]

Not wrong

[astral basin]

Fuck bleak falls barrow

[twin dirge]

Fuck I wanna cease

[astral basin]

Such an obvious demo dungeon

Actually

[twin dirge]

Chat what kinda food should I get to munch before I fall from hunger

[astral basin]

There werent many skyrim dungeons that hit at ALL

[rancid pagoda]

Spam masubi

[gilded socket]

Never has someone so articulately made me feel like they see through me

[twin dirge]

....???

[astral basin]

Are you hawaiian?

[rancid pagoda]

basically a cube of rice with a cut of spam wrapped ontop of it with seaweed

[rancid pagoda]

no I just like food

[nocturne bloom]

Dawnguards Vale slapped pretty hard imo

[twin dirge]

I mean, yeah, sometimes people do that

That's a lie

[astral basin]

Monster slimmy w 2 buns

[gilded socket]

It felt different this time

[twin dirge]

I'm unsee-thru-able

Too wide

[twin dirge]

Well, think about what made it feel different

[somber stream]

Sometimes when i feel lazy

I'd make 14 rice balls for the entire week

[twin dirge]

Maybe whatever that person said was a little too true?

[somber stream]

Salmon, minced pork, beef

[nocturne bloom]

When im bored I turn pasta into alcohol

[twin dirge]

Make me into a rice ball

[gilded socket]

It definitely was

[somber stream]

Human don't taste very good

I heard

[rancid pagoda]

[nocturne bloom]

Pulled pork basically

[twin dirge]

I don't care, consume my corpse starch

[twin dirge]

Shhhh

[somber stream]

I'd.. rather not

[twin dirge]

We listen and we don't judge

[trail bramble]

I've heard the opposite

mmmm, soylens viridiens

[astral basin]

Akis missing too many important parts
Wont make a whole meal

[somber stream]

Look, if the rumour human flesh taste like pork spread, we'd have a lot of trouble, okay?

It taste like shit, people

[nocturne bloom]

Actual physical accounts of cannibalism states human flesh has a similar taste to pulled pork

[twin dirge]

Mmm

Pulled pork

[rancid pagoda]

No not mmm NO NO NO

[twin dirge]

Mustard based bbq on top

[nocturne bloom]

My only assumption is that human flesh would taste lighter than actual pulled pork

[twin dirge]

Some kings Hawaiian rolls

Sheeeeeeeesh

[somber stream]

A bit too early for cannibalism talk again

We had one like, 3 days ago i think

[twin dirge]

And I missed it?

Why wasn't I invited to the sermon

[somber stream]

It was very brief

[twin dirge]

Fair

[ripe tangle]

what about pulled pork?

I want some.

[twin dirge]

Human tastes like pulled pork

And now I'm hungry

[somber stream]

We're talking cannibalism, Lucia

[ripe tangle]

oh

nevermind… I don’t want any.

[twin dirge]

More for me

[nocturne bloom]

You can take a bite Lucia

[twin dirge]

Come take a bite

Don't ask where we got it

[ripe tangle]

I happily eat pigs, but I won’t eat people.

[somber stream]

I don't mind if my cats were to eat me if i'm dead

[ripe tangle]

because I am a people.

[twin dirge]

I mean we can cook up a cop if that's more your speed

[astral basin]

We cant go 12 hours wo a cannibalism discussion

[nocturne bloom]

You will absorb their memories and knowledge though

[ripe tangle]

nah, too many donuts, their cholestoral is too high.

[astral basin]

Actually

[twin dirge]

Fatty meat is good for pulled pork

[astral basin]

Wtf

[fallen tree]

eating finger/toenails should be a form of cannibalism, so damn gross

[somber stream]

Ew

[arctic shoal]

Cholesterol*

[twin dirge]

I cannibalism myself daily then

[somber stream]

I know people who do that

[astral basin]

Its been 5 days? And licht broke it?

[fallen tree]

or boogers? god damn nasty

[somber stream]

Not me

Aki asked to be eaten

[twin dirge]

I bite my finger nails and sometimes get the skin under it

[astral basin]

Wait

Wait

[twin dirge]

I won't decline a free snack

[astral basin]

What classifies cannibalism?

Just the meat?

[fallen tree]

feral, but you do you

[lethal solstice]

I used to bite my nails but then I got sick for like 4 days and just stopped

[fallen tree]

meat, organs i guess

[lethal solstice]

I really do not know how

[somber stream]

Don't bite your nails...

[nocturne bloom]

Wouldn't that mean you dont clean your nails?...

Nasty

[twin dirge]

I'd assume it's a mix between eating human meat and consent to do so, like you can keep cut off limbs to eat if you want to

[fallen tree]

[ripe tangle]

Thanks

[somber stream]

Please take care of yourselves

[lethal solstice]

No I stopped biting them because sick

[twin dirge]

I've become immune to sickness due to it ngl

I get sick very rarely

[astral basin]

Bc like. Children consume milk from mothers
And you got freaks that are into unsanitary things

[vague vine]

is anybody available to do road to no mans land

[fallen tree]

i get sick very rarely too but i dont eat my nails 😭

[lethal solstice]

And now I just don't bite my nails anymore

Having talons is nice

[nocturne bloom]

Im sorry but if you bite or lick something you can reach and get sick it is probably because you arent clean

[twin dirge]

Built different

[vague vine]

im just trying a game of random players for no mans land i cant get anybody

[ripe tangle]

I don’t eat my nails, I even find eating with fingers to be unslightly.

[lethal solstice]

The sick and the nail biting are entirely unrelated

[ripe tangle]

I will eat raw meat and drink blood though…

[twin dirge]

I don't eat my nails, keep in mind, only the skin under

[fallen tree]

im very picky with eating with fingers too, chicken wings or ribs only imo

[somber stream]

I've never drank blood but i did eat some

[lethal solstice]

I got sick normally and just didn't bite mynails for the duration of the sick

[nocturne bloom]

You eat French fries with a fork?

[twin dirge]

Also I just

Eat everything with my hands

[ripe tangle]

Yes.

[twin dirge]

Like basically anything

[vague vine]

anybody here not talking about random shit

[somber stream]

Apparently there are parasites in blood as well so people shouldn't do that

[nocturne bloom]

You've committed a grave sin

[ripe tangle]

and I’ll eat a burger with fork and knife…

[gilded socket]

Thats a dogwhistle btw

[ripe tangle]

What is?

[iron otter]

At this point, there's definitely no way fat shark can just completely remove the change to dodge linger affecting ranged
They have to at least make it a thing just not like it is now, because it's going to cause many people to be mad, and they don't have any excuses either

[nocturne bloom]

Reason is lost when youre starving licht

[lethal solstice]

You're in general this place sucks
If you want a party check the lfg channels

[gilded socket]

The disdain for eating with hands

[arctic shoal]

Why?

[trail bramble]

reporting you to the commissar for this sorry

[ripe tangle]

a dogwhistle for what?! what’s wrong with being disgusted with eating with fingers/hands?!

[iron otter]

They stated right after making the change, that they would remove it when they come back from vacation

[twin dirge]

I have the opposite of you Lucia, I'll finger basically any food available

[somber stream]

Asian have blood jelly as appetizer

[nocturne bloom]

Eating a hamburger with a fork just makes it meatloaf

[twin dirge]

[arctic shoal]

Fatshark is slow they can undo changes

They are still not back from Vacation too

[trail bramble]

it's common in autistic people I think

[nocturne bloom]

Yes, China, fried pigs blood

[somber stream]

They sprinkle salt and peanut on top of the blood plate

No not even fried

JELLIED

[trail bramble]

english do black pudding, it's not that weird

[lethal solstice]

Sounds interesting

[astral basin]

Licht

[gilded socket]

Right wing neo nazis use the disdain as a way to make racist comments and statements about cultures and ethnic groups that eat food wit their hands

[nocturne bloom]

We had students from china when I was still in high-school that talked frequently about cooking blood

[arctic shoal]

[astral basin]

Why… wait your euro

Euros jelly. Americans fry

Huzzah

[twin dirge]

I fry everything

[nocturne bloom]

Yippie daily random darktide political take

[twin dirge]

Including myself

[ripe tangle]

What did I say about ethnic eating habits though?! I find eating with fingers like that to be gross but I don’t have a problem with Indians or Africans or whatever…

[gilded socket]

Not even a take its real

[ripe tangle]

I just can’t eat like that though…

[arctic shoal]

New class. Stir Fryer.

[nocturne bloom]

Doesnt really have a place here

[twin dirge]

Imagine eating a bowl of rice with yo fingies

[somber stream]

Personally i find eating with bare hands, disgusting

[ripe tangle]

See? I need a spoon for that.

[somber stream]

You do you, though

[iron otter]

I don't think you understand
They added a feature that trivializes, especially on hive scum, but no effect on ogyrn the many ranged enemies that spawn

They made the change, but immediately stated it was a bad idea, obviously
But instead of actually fixing it, they said, to wait until their vacation is over

How many people by now do you think got used to this change?

[trail bramble]

nah if it's a sensory thing it's understandable
autism fucks with people's heads in weird ways and it's all we can do to be patient and kind to one another

[gilded socket]

Oh no YOU didnt mention race but you must understand that it opens the door for people to say and try “agree” with you

[cosmic burrow]

Eating pizza with fork and knife

[ripe tangle]

I’m not the only one then…

[arctic shoal]

Some rice balla are genuinely done to be eaten with your big fat hands

[nocturne bloom]

Im not eating fries with a fork

[twin dirge]

I said bowl of rice

[astral basin]

Holy shit are we comparing eating etiquette/ habits to neo nazis now???

[cosmic burrow]

Bowl made of rice

[nocturne bloom]

Welcome to the darktide discord

[cosmic burrow]

No

[ripe tangle]

Apparently?! I’m not sure why

[somber stream]

Would you eat rice with hands?

[twin dirge]

Peak, it's like bread bowls at Panera

[halcyon pebble]

Im from SEA, yes depends on the side dish

[nocturne bloom]

If i was in a situation that called for it

[cosmic burrow]

I ate rice popcorn recently

[gilded socket]

Have you not read a thing I said

[cosmic burrow]

Its good

[ripe tangle]

I do this! Unironically I eat it like it’s a slice of pie lol.

[somber stream]

Exactly, not if i can help it

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[twin dirge]

I eat everything that isn't soup with my hands tbh

[nocturne bloom]

I said that calls for it

[jaunty path]

I strongly prefer not but yeah I would if there was like. NO other option

[astral basin]

Apparently the one thing i read was absolutely loathsome so
Barely?

[ripe tangle]

Popcorn can be eaten with hands I guess… but I need a napkin… maybe some wet wipes.

I don’t like the feeling of salt or butter on my fingers.

[fallen tree]

is eating an onigiri considered eating rice with hands, some food are just hand friendly. i get severe aversions and whatnot

[arctic shoal]

Enough to enjoy the change back eventually

Fatshark will often not care for public reception if they believe a change is detrimental long term, see old autopistol

Allegedly they also wait for game pops to lower, so the big whiners leave or go back to whatever spawned them to make proper balance changes and avoid review bombs, but this is just conjecture

[ripe tangle]

though I don’t really care for popcorn.

[trail bramble]

I know some people who eat chips (crisps) and popcorn with chopsticks

[lilac crag]

popcorn

[lethal solstice]

Your remains will be unrecognizable

[somber stream]

Some were made to be portable, onigiri is one of those

[arctic shoal]

You can make a bowl of Rice with rice

[ripe tangle]

I also eat hotwings with a fork 😐

[fallen tree]

sounds like something my inlaws would do

[cosmic burrow]

I have popcorn machine so i eat popcorn without salt or butter

[ripe tangle]

fried chicken too

[somber stream]

You don't make a mess as you eat

[nocturne bloom]

You know what

Im only eating with my hands now

[jaunty path]

Lets skin lamia alive and pour lime onem

[arctic shoal]

[lethal solstice]

Would you eat a slice of buttered toast with a fork

[jaunty path]

lets set lamia on fire and laugh

I'd eat a stick of butter with a spoon

[nocturne bloom]

Date first

[jaunty path]

only if you're dead

[jaunty path]

gay

[fallen tree]

i wouldnt with buttered toast, but bruschetta is knife/fork work for sure.

[ripe tangle]

I guess tacos can be eaten with hands

[jaunty path]

am I in correct

[ripe tangle]

burritos I use a fork and knife though

[jaunty path]

Are you eating tacos with fork and knife

[jaunty path]

blasphemy

sorry

[ripe tangle]

I also use fork and knife with shawarma

[lethal solstice]

Stan would like you

[arctic shoal]

Very well chat, do you eat pork ribs with your hands or with a knife and fork?
Do you eat sauce pasta with fork or spoon?

[rocky radish]

Depends who's around

[nocturne bloom]

I eat with a bayonet yall are casuals

[fallen tree]

burritos/souvlakis i would consider peak hand food, but i guess to each their own

[jaunty path]

I understand your aversion to greasy food

or well

grease or ssubstance on ur hands

[jaunty path]

its just

[somber stream]

I've seen some westerner eating Ramen with fork, yes

[jaunty path]

You need the tortilla in your mouth

[nocturne bloom]

I use 2 mosin bayonets as chopsticks

[ripe tangle]

I just don’t like greasy fingers yeah, or anything that gets “left” on my hands.

[jaunty path]

to get the full flavor

[fallen tree]

i would eat pork ribs as much as i can with a fork and knife, but at some point i gotta drop it and go hands on..

[jaunty path]

Fully understandable, infact I think its better to eat things like chips with chopsticks or smth

[cosmic burrow]

I get you. I often make that mistake when eating chips

[jaunty path]

YEAH you need to get all of it

ANyway

[cosmic burrow]

And then i need to clean my mouse and keyboard

[ripe tangle]

and yeah, fish and chips is great, but I eat them with a fork.

[somber stream]

I have chips with a pair of chopsticks

[jaunty path]

I think I've been drinking too much today, although I am pretty sure I've had less than a cup in total of rum

[arctic shoal]

With chips you could use the technique called Dump it into the Maw

[fallen tree]

fish and chips with a fork is kinda valid

[ripe tangle]

same with things like pizza

[lethal solstice]

Thats semi acceptable

[jaunty path]

lucia

you are

making

me

hungry

[cosmic burrow]

I would need to get my keyboard cleaned with compressed air

[ancient violet]

Have y'all tried washing your hands? 🧠

[ripe tangle]

sorry Missus

[cosmic burrow]

Missus hungy

[fallen tree]

yeah i'd kill heretics for fish and chips rn..

[jaunty path]

You can't just talk about food and not buy me all of it

[nocturne bloom]

Spicy chicken sandwich

[jaunty path]

dont talk about things like shawarma unless you're buying me one

fuck

I want one now

[nocturne bloom]

Peppered pot roast

[jaunty path]

I could kill for one

infact

I'd immolate a whole planet for one

[nocturne bloom]

3 cheese grilled cheese

[ripe tangle]

is Missus secretly a Gaki?

[jaunty path]

Probably!!!!!!!!!!!

[cosmic burrow]

Missus has blackhole for stomach

[jaunty path]

Fuck now you're making me think about yokai

[ripe tangle]

hehehe

[jaunty path]

cease your psychic assault

!!!!

now I'm thinking about touhou

HECK.

[ancient violet]

Incredible conversations we are having here

[ripe tangle]

if I was a Yokai what would I be?

probably something stupid…

[jaunty path]

Man

[fallen tree]

touhou.. 🤤

[jaunty path]

I never got that far deep into the touhou manga

Man

My bf is so cool giving me all of the touhou games

if it werent for him

[ripe tangle]

There are several

[jaunty path]

I woudln't have gotten into uhhhhhhhhhh

whats it called

mountain of faith

[arctic shoal]

Tohou players when it's raining and they must cross the street:

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

touhou games are CBT incarnate

but fun

[jaunty path]

Fuck which one

[ripe tangle]

T R U E

[jaunty path]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[somber stream]

Oh god, Touhou fans are summoned

[marsh iris]

i can see that, i might get it next time

[jaunty path]

It began with red

yeah.

[ripe tangle]

my favorite was Wild Horned Hermit

[nocturne bloom]

Quick talk about league of legends

[jaunty path]

PLEASEW

[fallen tree]

broke that league of legends drug like 10 years ago thank lord

[jaunty path]

SOEMONE KJILL HIM

NOW

[arctic shoal]

No, Impregnator Gragas be upon you.

[ancient violet]

What's a touhou?

[drowsy prawn]

did someone say ff15

[fallen tree]

japanese bullet hell games, but also other games like a few fighting ones

[drowsy prawn]

I heard ff15

[jaunty path]

Bullet hell game based around Japanese Myth and legend

Wait

[ripe tangle]

a series of Bullet Hell games with an EXTREMELY large fandom and internet presence.

[drowsy prawn]

top diff

[ancient violet]

I looked it up and I thought it was another pdf gacha ngl

[lyric frigate]

school started back up,,,,,UGHHGHHG

[jaunty path]

does touhou include chinese mythos at all @ripe tangle

[fallen tree]

nah this came out way before all the gacha slop

[nocturne bloom]

I like sitting in the enemy jungle as shaco and murdering the jungler when they finish attacking blue buff

[jaunty path]

Because touhou means Eastern no?

[lyric frigate]

touhou predates that

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[lyric frigate]

its

been around since the 90s i think

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna beat you with a baton

[fallen tree]

^

90s or so

[ripe tangle]

the first game came out in 1996

[drowsy prawn]

based analysis

[ripe tangle]

and the latest game came out last year in 2025

[jaunty path]

FUCK

[arctic shoal]

Is this the start of 'I commited war crimes' video where you keep enemy jungler at lvl 2?

[jaunty path]

how old is mountain of faith

I need to know how much older it is

[fallen tree]

am i really gonna go down the rabbit hole and play the games again.. 😭

[ripe tangle]

2004 I think?

[ancient violet]

Ok so it isn't a gacha

But what is with the underage girls then?

[jaunty path]

no

2007

I'm two years oldere

[ripe tangle]

yeah 2007

[jaunty path]

yipee

[halcyon pebble]

maybe you know popular touhou song , bad apple

[nocturne bloom]

I like to replace the enemy raptor with myself as neeko and obliterate the jungler when im the last one left

[jaunty path]

and dawn of war is older by

3 years