general-chat

[gloomy void]

You are plenty

[somber stream]

I'm knee deep in shit lately so feel free to climb the rank thyself

We've all had these once or twice in our life

[hushed cipher]

Plenty o problems

[gloomy void]

We all got em

[little marten]

Cry havoc

[somber stream]

It's calling to me, but also my procastinated 2025 duties

[misty trench]

and let slip the dogs of war

[little marten]

Ah yes that’s an axe primed to fall shortly

[somber stream]

Least we can do now is making sure it's not too much of a mess

[little marten]

🙏

[lilac crag]

🙏

[hushed cipher]

A week in and I feel overwhelmed with stuff already

[lilac crag]

a week in and the only thing I'm looking forward to is my pay

LOCK IN!!!!!

[hushed cipher]

Pay me too

🙏

[lilac crag]

woah

I do NOT know how to reply to that

[round mica]

@arctic escarp mb i was mid match but im sending what sime looks like in zealot chat

[arctic escarp]

aint you american

[ripe tangle]

If you’re a Buddhist, death is but a temporary part of an endless cycle.

[round mica]

i remember the shield not sucking ass on ogryn but its so bad

[nocturne bloom]

Half. My father's side is hungarian

Id say my last name but

[misty trench]

time is a flat circle

[arctic escarp]

icic

[misty trench]

tbf unless you're a native you're gonna have your origins elsewhere lol

[low blade]

Just saw someone with a level 285 Scum brother its been a month get a JOB

[misty trench]

maybe levelling scum up is his job

[round mica]

it was you wasnt aquila

[low blade]

Get a better job 🗣️

[misty trench]

no I don't play that much these days

[arctic escarp]

darktide addicts

I cant even play this game for more than 3 hours now

[misty trench]

I was a VT2 addict, never got addicted to DT

[low blade]

I'm 2k away from Poxbreaker now

[somber stream]

2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 is going to be our year boys, let us seize the day!

[misty trench]

payday?

[gilded socket]

Haggy

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-boys-i-will-give-you-my-all-paydaygang-party-time-gif-15861324

[somber stream]

Oh right, some mf just robbed a bank in Germany by drilling a big fuck you wall

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hHJ68NfLbd4

[sage wyvern]

she east my coast till i canada

[frosty moss]

[gilded socket]

DUDE

[gloomy void]

Me fr fr on god no cap

[gilded socket]

I THINK I JUST WON

IN FO76

[frosty moss]

nice

[dull hamlet]

[gilded socket]

Oh nvm…

[languid hazel]

And yet here you are moderating the Darktide discord server smh my head /joking

[sage wyvern]

what is ur build

[frosty moss]

rip

[arctic escarp]

I used to

[gilded socket]

Im not sure

[sage wyvern]

you a fellow pa user?

[arctic escarp]

1st year of darktide and I was no lifing the shit of the game, and I only played Veteran for 4 straight months

[gilded socket]

Im 12S 9P 7E 9C 12I 6A 7L

[dull hamlet]

Sesbian French Girl

[trail bramble]

Who the fuck is harriet

[arctic escarp]

Harriet!

[trail bramble]

And why she like that

[gilded socket]

PA focused but ive fudged myself into becoming a walking wall of sustained fire from a quad ultracite 50 cal

[misty trench]

australian news detected

[misty trench]

I moderate the VT discord as well but it's a lot less active

[gilded socket]

Aquiler loves us

[misty trench]

sure let's go with that

[analog wind]

Is there a class that easily gets health back or do you need to rely on stims?

[arctic escarp]

you know the mk2 relic is the underused mark

[midnight scarab]

first person to respond to this message gets a darktide dlc

[languid hazel]

Zealot

[languid hazel]

Meow

[arctic escarp]

when once I had someone deadass asked me wtf the skin I was using on my relic

(it was the default mk2 relic skin)

[midnight scarab]

which one do you want

[languid hazel]

I dunno lol

[gilded socket]

Ha penis

[midnight scarab]

bruh

[languid hazel]

:3

[midnight scarab]

im fr ill gift it im feeling like giving today

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening.

[arctic escarp]

scum because you get to play ADHD the class

hey

[midnight scarab]

the other person hasnt said which one they want so it goes to you then

[arctic escarp]

oy I have the DLC

that would be redundant

[midnight scarab]

yeah you might have a point there

[hazy kestrel]

I played with an absolutely cracked hive scum earlier, so this is true.

[midnight scarab]

someone might ping me eventually we'll see

[gilded socket]

Balrog

[languid hazel]

I mean I’ll take $5 worth of aquilas if ye really want to :>

[midnight scarab]

🤔

is that a dlc

[languid hazel]

deluxe edition then lol

[midnight scarab]

welp youre the only one on so

[languid hazel]

Forewarning I am on xbox unfortunately so… good luck! =^w^=

microsoft is a shitty company that shouldn’t exist :3

[midnight scarab]

thats a good thing to point out + that goes for every major company

[ripe tangle]

what do you call someone who’s always picking fights, even fights they know they can’t win?

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[delicate smelt]

Fight picker

[twin dirge]

An asshole?

[hazy kestrel]

A person with quite a bit of pent-up anger?

[summer canyon]

why is the only bot the veteran class

[delicate smelt]

@ripe tangle A person who always picks fights is called a Belligerent

[twin dirge]

You ever just walk around with your arms out for increased aerodynamic

[delicate smelt]

I guess bro

[hazy kestrel]

Like T-pose walking?

[summer canyon]

what does the emote mean

[twin dirge]

Closer to A-posing lmfao

We duck walkin out here

[somber stream]

I think Naruto pose is more aerodynamic

[charred epoch]

Anyone know if the framegen issue has been resolved?

[delicate smelt]

the game company behind the game is the reasoning as to why bots are only veteran

[summer canyon]

thats...alright

[delicate smelt]

Remember when WE were all gonna naruto run at area 51

[somber stream]

Not American lol

[delicate smelt]

Oh brother

[somber stream]

I did do that back in middleschool

[hazy kestrel]

I forgot about that.

Was wild.

[delicate smelt]

Yeah

[charred epoch]

Contentious?

[summer canyon]

it was the most nothing burger ever

[delicate smelt]

It was freaking epic

They cant get all of us

[whole glade]

im darkin my tide rn

[hazy kestrel]

I mean in the end, yeah

[round mica]

my ogryn barely does melee damage

[hazy kestrel]

But it was something interesting for once.

[delicate smelt]

Are your weapons empowered

[round mica]

not rn no

[summer canyon]

also, with the shutdown of anthem, what awaits for darktide

[somber stream]

Didn't someone tried to charge $50 for a toilet use during that whole area 51 thing

Also some sort of mobile hotel as well

[delicate smelt]

Thats the issue you do less damage if your weapon isn't up to speed with the difficulty

[summer canyon]

nah, people just do it in the middle of the desert

[twin dirge]

When one must shit, dig a hole
-sun tzu

[delicate smelt]

Should be like level 300 or 400

[summer canyon]

and beside

you fermenting the soil

[nocturne bloom]

Internet historian has a whole video on it

[delicate smelt]

I guess we gotta wait until May to find out

When Warhammer Skulls drops

[summer canyon]

may?

[ripe tangle]

Thank you

[summer canyon]

2 months>

[somber stream]

My favourite Aussie ever

[twin dirge]

...fertilizing right?

[summer canyon]

yea

oh wait i just realize fermenting means

[nocturne bloom]

You called?

[twin dirge]

Fermenting implies something very different lmfao

[whole glade]

WHY ARE WE HORNY

[hazy kestrel]

BONK!

[twin dirge]

I'll mpreg you go away

[summer canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-emperor-prohibition-hammer-warhammer-gif-14213065

aw man

[hazy kestrel]

Big sad

[nocturne bloom]

You think thats a threat?

[hazy kestrel]

[misty trench]

Yamcha

[delicate smelt]

Do you guys believe that michelle obama has a wang

[twin dirge]

🫃

[summer canyon]

how does one get embed perm

[delicate smelt]

A wee wee

[nocturne bloom]

You've done it now

[delicate smelt]

Perchance

[buoyant nexus]

so havoc levels

can you level up from doing multiple easier missions?

[misty trench]

these are things nobody needs to discuss in 2026

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila!

[misty trench]

2010 is down the hall and to the left

[hazy kestrel]

No, unfortunately.

[delicate smelt]

And the drinks bring back all the memories

[whole glade]

MY NAME DEEZ

MY DICK ITCHY

[tawny mauve]

Yo what's the difference between the two Hammers versions?

One says it does the same damage with Heavy as it does with Light Attacks and the other does more Heavy Damage.
Why would anyone want the one that does Less Damage? Different moveset?
🤔

[delicate smelt]

Damn son where'd ya find this

[hazy kestrel]

Ironhelm thammer goes through chaff enemies when using the charged bonk.

Crucis doesn’t.

[nocturne bloom]

Because numbers are a lie

[delicate smelt]

The one that does more damage is like a vertical chop instead of a sweeping swing

[hazy kestrel]

Crucis is better all-around.

[languid hazel]

Why would it even matter? 😕

[hazy kestrel]

Ironhelm moveset is terrible.

[delicate smelt]

If it's true then what else could the government be hiding from us

[twin dirge]

I like ironhelm

And nobody can make me feel otherwise

[languid hazel]

[twin dirge]

I charge a lot and the chaff cleave feels nice

[languid hazel]

[hazy kestrel]

But heavy spam goes brrrr.

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf the government has a cheese cave

[hazy kestrel]

Ironhelm heavy moveset actually requires some neuron activation.

[delicate smelt]

Important stuff

[tidal hollow]

they need a frog cave

[twin dirge]

Chat

[chilly shell]

hot take. 15% damage nodes to elites and specialists are lame and shouldnt be in the game

[nocturne bloom]

They need to bio engineer snake women

[somber stream]

Don't you love it when the client decided to change a few details of the request, affecting 75% of the total project, 2 weeks prior to production and you can't say no because she's a friend of the President's daughter

[twin dirge]

Fair question to anyone that shaves often

How do not breakout like a nurgling after shave?

[delicate smelt]

For what

[misty trench]

aftershave

also shaving cream when shaving

[twin dirge]

Lex education

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a hole in a boat.

[delicate smelt]

Now 20% off if you use the link below

[chilly shell]

built different. Shaving cream, good razors and proper skincare

[nocturne bloom]

Aftershave mostly

[delicate smelt]

Ain't that a kick in the head

[twin dirge]

What is this sacred aftershave thing

[round mica]

chat im ngl i might just not like ogryn

[misty trench]

...you never heard of aftershave?

[delicate smelt]

what if you just don't shave and rock a sick beard

[twin dirge]

Chat I taught myself how to shave, I have no parents

[nocturne bloom]

I don't use it and never break out, but it also depends on the razor and if it has the little rubber part with stuff on it

[twin dirge]

We learning here

[delicate smelt]

Wdym....

[misty trench]

not big on the big man?

[chilly shell]

I learned to shave from reading the shaving cream box

[nocturne bloom]

GET OUT

[chilly shell]

skill issue mate

[twin dirge]

Real shit, I also don't like the gameplay

[delicate smelt]

I love ogyrn gameplay

[twin dirge]

This is real shit, same brother

[delicate smelt]

Crushing tiny guys

[round mica]

might just be me being stupid

[twin dirge]

I use shaving cream btw I'm not a brute

[tawny mauve]

So I guess if I'm wanting to one shot anything I deem unfit to live use Crucis otherwise the Ironhelm is a better "general hammer" for crowds?
🤔

[round mica]

but idk it just feels weird

[misty trench]

ok so invest in shaving cream and aftershave, that'll likely solve it, also make sure you've got a skin care routine generally

[languid hazel]

The real question is why the hells did my package go from NC to PA but it needs to go to Delaware

[twin dirge]

It's completely personal preference won't lie

[hazy kestrel]

Crucis is the better thammer for crowds and boss deletion imo.

Just heavy spam lmao.

[twin dirge]

Does splashing water on my face daily count as skincare

[hazy kestrel]

Throw in a charged heavy now and then

[tidal hollow]

package wants the whimsy of exploration

[nocturne bloom]

Depends on climate tbf

[hazy kestrel]

Some dodges too, and you’re golden.

[delicate smelt]

Some of my packages end up in warehouses that are like 20 minutes away from me only to be sent to another in the city

[round mica]

best perks and blessings for ogryn shield?

[tawny mauve]

I like beeg damage and like it when things die so beeger numbah says "Pick me."

[round mica]

[chilly shell]

Skincare routine depends on your skin

[misty trench]

no, no it does not

[delicate smelt]

I guess block efficiency

And perchance +10% weakspot damage

[chilly shell]

Also no at least wash your face with a light cleanser. Or body wash I guess

[misty trench]

you can get dedicated face cleansers, I'd recommend one of those but the type you'll want will depend on your skin type (i.e if your skin is dry or oily and how sensitive it is)

[delicate smelt]

I got an oily nose

Like squeezing it

[misty trench]

the one I use is a salicylic acid based cleanser

[chilly shell]

eew

[twin dirge]

I mean I like, shower daily and wash my face with a rag and body wash??

[delicate smelt]

Its meditative

[twin dirge]

Is that??

Do people not wash their face?

[chilly shell]

bro, Dont let a rag touch ur face

[twin dirge]

I mean it's my face rag tho

[chilly shell]

you got two hands.

[misty trench]

I use a different cleanser for my face than I do for my body

[delicate smelt]

Some people just let the shampoo run down their face when they rinse it off

[twin dirge]

Have face rag and body rag

I mean it's a based rag not a normal one, it's basically sandpaper

[delicate smelt]

I bet you go to bed in a nightcap and nightgown

[misty trench]

body wash isn't built for face care in the same way, different formulations

[chilly shell]

Even worse.

[twin dirge]

[misty trench]

and yea you wanna gently exfoliate with your hands, not a sander lmao

[twin dirge]

I also have a little candle lamp and go honk shoo mimimi

[delicate smelt]

We know bro

[polar basin]

My skin is good enough to withstand dove soap, but I do feel a flaky type of dry when I apply it to my face

[chilly shell]

Rags can be a vector for bacteria unless you wash them like after every use. The skin on your face is way more sensitive than the skin on the rest of your body

[twin dirge]

Fair

[tidal hollow]

soak in the pond and then bake on the log in the sun for a bit

[misty trench]

moisturizer is your friend

[twin dirge]

I wash it twice a week

[tidal hollow]

[chilly shell]

gross

[misty trench]

toning and moisturizing is important!

[twin dirge]

Man

I live in a very humid climate

[chilly shell]

But for real your hands are like the perfect tool for washing your face

[twin dirge]

So no moisturizer needed here

I've never had dry skin

[misty trench]

yea when I was living in Australia my skin would never get dry, it gets dry in Canada tho

[twin dirge]

Wash face with soap but use my hands

Understandable

[chilly shell]

I live in the tropics and strangely enough lotioning fixed my oily skn

[misty trench]

that makes sense depending on da lotion

[twin dirge]

Luckily I don't have problems any other time, it's just when I shave I break out for a few days and feel sadge

Look like pizza I do

[misty trench]

yea shaving cream and aftershave will go miles towards fixing that

[chilly shell]

Oh yeah do you shave against the grain?

[twin dirge]

Yes

[misty trench]

that would also be why you're breaking out lmao

[chilly shell]

Don't do that

[misty trench]

against the grain gonna give you razor rash

[twin dirge]

I see

[chilly shell]

Unless you're built different. Like me

[smoky swift]

COUGH COUGH

[twin dirge]

But it makes it look better

[smoky swift]

Small dog coughing noises ACK !

[chilly shell]

👀

[twin dirge]

Is dude ok?

[smoky swift]

No lol

[twin dirge]

Mood

What's the haps

[smoky swift]

I'm at the end stage of a flu right now and this was the worst one I got in YEARS

Love america

[chilly shell]

Shaving cream and a good razor can accomplish similar results. Especially if you swap out the razer regularly.

[twin dirge]

Damn

[misty trench]

if you use shaving cream and go with the grain at first, you might be able to get away with GENTLY going against the grain after to clean it up

[twin dirge]

Come gimme a hug and share the virus

[earnest oyster]

i shave with a combat knife mk 3

[twin dirge]

I'm tryna collect for nurgle

[smoky swift]

Naaah

[gilded socket]

Aquila is a FAKE australian

[smoky swift]

I wanna play darktide but I feel like a corpse lol

[twin dirge]

Y'all are so smart

I will take this advice to the grave

[misty trench]

my passport says otherwise

[twin dirge]

Also I use shaving cream, again

Not a brute

Just didn't know about aftershave

[gilded socket]

FALSE Australian. As we know, all australians are incredibly ripprd because of Australium

[chilly shell]

Man my shave was so smooth my coworkers thought I couldnt grow facial hair. There were really shocked when I came in with my covid beard

[misty trench]

I actually don't need shaving cream lol but it feels nice

[misty trench]

you don't know how ripped I am

[smoky swift]

Isn't soap just as useful ?

[misty trench]

soap is not a lubricant

[twin dirge]

Sometimes I just don't use a razor and use an electric one cuz I'm lazy and it doesn't make my skin hate me

[smoky swift]

But but but.. it slide..

[misty trench]

soap also strips the oils from ur skin

[gilded socket]

Why would you to that to MacTavish?

[misty trench]

like I'd sooner use butter for shaving if I was to improvise

[smoky swift]

Is it only a problem for beards ?

[chilly shell]

no

skin in general. Body wash is a lot weaker than most body soaps to counter this

[smoky swift]

Sometimes I shave my legs dry by moving the razor up and down

[gilded socket]

Proof needed or you’re a weak new Zealander

[misty trench]

no that's @ruby void

[gilded socket]

Proof or else

[earnest oyster]

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion

[chilly shell]

Those soaps that advertise for killing 99% of bacteria is hell for your skin. Especialy your face.

[trail bramble]

don't try and make people doxx themselves, lass

[misty trench]

might delete later

[chilly shell]

Bro you cant post a pic of yourself. Thats on the net forever

[earnest oyster]

looking ripped

[ripe tangle]

Why’s he so jacked?

[gilded socket]

NONCHALANT DREADHEAD

[misty trench]

kangaroos are just like that

[ripe tangle]

They look like bodybuilders lol

[misty trench]

they more or less are

[chilly shell]

lady kangaroos love a buff kangaroo

[ripe tangle]

even posing like them

[misty trench]

yeah when they want you to leave them alone they unironically stand tall and flex on you

[vague elm]

Literally. Do NOT fuck with kangaroos they will fuck your shit the fuck up

[earnest oyster]

what if im really drunk and want to fight one

[chilly shell]

But since they keep breeding with the buffest kangaroos they keep getting buffer. Eventually they'll be one big muscle.

[misty trench]

when they're chill they slouch over and just vibe

[ripe tangle]

I’ve heard of Kangaroos who walk up on campers and hikers to tell them to leave

and they pose like that

[misty trench]

I've never had a bad experience with a kangaroo (aside from having to swerve off the road to avoid hitting one)

[earnest oyster]

literally chaos spawn

[chilly shell]

kangaroo flex for the babes, flex to intimidate rivals. So they flex to scare away humans

[vague elm]

Like if you want to get dropkicked hard enough to cave your solar plex in and shut your brain off go right ahead

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-fall-down-kangaroo-gif-15368335

[chilly shell]

Then they turn around and try to slap fight you

[ripe tangle]

I’ve had similar experiences with deer

[earnest oyster]

what an arsehole

[trail bramble]

I almost got boxed as a kid once but they mostly leave well enough alone

[misty trench]

yea like you just respect their body language and space and you're unlikely to have a problem

[twin flower]

DT server down or something, I can't log in

[glass jackal]

They taste good

[glass jackal]

Don’t tell me it is

[twin dirge]

Just remember, if you can uppercut it before it kicks you into next year you'll probably win

[twin flower]

I mean I was askin if its the same for everyone else

[twin dirge]

Don't quote me on that

[glass jackal]

You ever tried kangaroo meat?

[twin flower]

Are we fightin roos

Huh

[jaunty path]

one of you are chemical romance goons right

[chilly shell]

what

[twin flower]

Actually? I wanna try

[jaunty path]

nvm im just gonna listen to black parade

[twin dirge]

I used to be

[ripe tangle]

who’s tougher? The Emu or a Kangaroo?

[gilded socket]

HATE gerard way

[chilly shell]

MCR fans are called goons?

[jaunty path]

kangaroo

[trail bramble]

kangaroo probably

[earnest oyster]

emus won a war tho

[twin flower]

Didnt Aussie wave war on the Emu's and still lost

[earnest oyster]

kangaroos not yet

[ripe tangle]

player 3 enters the chat, it’s a Cassowary.

[chilly shell]

Didnt Emu win a war by being tanky

[jaunty path]

kangaroos have a third leg

[chilly shell]

They have feats

[twin dirge]

Feats is crazy

[ripe tangle]

Feats of Strength?

[trail bramble]

no they won by being able to outrun a WW1 era mechanised infantry

[chilly shell]

they won the great emu war through attrition

a wins a win

[glass jackal]

I can’t send this picture I have of a roo on a spit roast 🙁

[earnest oyster]

they got bragging rights

[gilded socket]

We passed upon the stair

[glass jackal]

the cooking method

Not the weird shit

[twin flower]

Emu birb

[misty trench]

kangaroo

Emus are mostly just goofy

[gilded socket]

We spoke of was and when

[polar basin]

And spoke of was and when

[ripe tangle]

Australia probably could’ve won if they just used Artillery like they did when they fought the Germans; the Farmers probably wouldn’t have appreciated that though.

[misty trench]

Cassowaries however are actual dinosaurs and should be avoided at all costs

[gilded socket]

Although i wasnt there

[polar basin]

He said i was his friend

[gilded socket]

Which came as some surprise

[glass jackal]

the unplugged version is the best

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-for-food-cassowary-robert-e-fuller-hunting-fishing-gif-4580775967697272486

[twin flower]

Waz happening

[sleek harness]

Lucia why are you mentioning war

[glass jackal]

The cover is better

[sleek harness]

I don't like war

[polar basin]

Remarked into his eyes i thought you died alone

[sleek harness]

Unless I am the one winning the war

[gilded socket]

Midge ure did a amazing cover

[sleek harness]

Then I like it

[glass jackal]

Heresy

[ripe tangle]

That thing is adorable, I want to give it a kiss!

[somber stream]

Could this be a Dinosaur

[drowsy prawn]

Ha what's that goofy looking smol bird gonna do 😤

[gilded socket]

It would kill you

[gilded socket]

Ots huge

[twin flower]

You know what sounds like a dinosaur?

Kiwis

[round mica]

yeah ngl ogryn is notfor me at all

[ripe tangle]

it can’t kill me, I’m built different.

[misty trench]

they are gorgeous birds but you may as well try kissing the velociraptor from jurassic park lmao

[polar basin]

And?

[gilded socket]

Oh no not me i never lost control

Youre face

To face

With the man who sold the world

[round mica]

Wasted aquilas on this fat chud

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Can you ride it

[twin flower]

Now what did we learn?

[somber stream]

To war

[twin flower]

Didnt they try

[gilded socket]

Kill everyone indont like

[twin flower]

[ripe tangle]

imagine using a Cassowary as a Mount lmao

[misty trench]

look at their lil babies btw

[polar basin]

I laughed and shook his hand

[jaunty path]

@somber stream can u do a german stare

[ripe tangle]

OHMAHGOSH

[gilded socket]

And made my way back home

[sleek harness]

Give me your account password so I can delete your ogryn and totally not steal your account

[misty trench]

I'm sitll of the mind that Australia would've conquered the planet by now if we employed Emu Chariots

[ripe tangle]

Stares Germanically!

[round mica]

no

[polar basin]

I searched for form and land

[jaunty path]

actual fur ball

[ripe tangle]

oh you meant State?

uhhhh

Rhineland

[gilded socket]

For years and years i roamed

[ripe tangle]

Saxony

[jaunty path]

stare

[polar basin]

I gazed a gazeless stare

[somber stream]

I can, actually

[sleek harness]

Fuck you
It means "understandable have a nice day" in skaven

[ripe tangle]

oh

[somber stream]

But it usually translate to a Japanese one

Due to how i look lmao

[twin flower]

Present company excluded

[jaunty path]

woaw...

[jaunty path]

Okay what the fuck is it actually

do you just

fcuking stare at them

[polar basin]

"I DID NOT SAY THAT!"

[somber stream]

"You're hiding Chinese under the floorboard aren't you"

[gilded socket]

At all the millions here

[jaunty path]

wait

licht you joked about being the axis powers right

[ripe tangle]

I avoid staring at people because in America it’s rude to do that without smiling and looking away real quick first.

[polar basin]

I must have died alone

[jaunty path]

you're part japanese aren't you?

or

[somber stream]

Like, 50% yeah

[ripe tangle]

I say this like it’s a joke but Americans really do that

[jaunty path]

LOL

hah

[vague elm]

[gilded socket]

A long long time ago

[jaunty path]

Oh so I'm not crazy

[polar basin]

Who knows?

[ripe tangle]

Nope, it’s literally how Americans react to staring

[polar basin]

Not me

[gilded socket]

I never lost control

[polar basin]

You're face

To face

With the man who sold the world

[gilded socket]

With the man to sold the world

[somber stream]

I befriended a Chinese here and they told me the wildest shit lol

Apparently they make anti-Japanese movie yearly

[gilded socket]

Playing mgsv made me love and understand midge ure’s cover of the man who sold the world

[ripe tangle]

It’s true, I’ve seen some of them

[somber stream]

Depicting a single Chinese PLA killing like 2 billion Japanese

[round mica]

accidentally pressed to play the story from the start

kms

[misty trench]

so like, the way hollywood does films about the middle east

[jaunty path]

I might be jamican

idk

[sleek harness]

Play the story dude

[ripe tangle]

then when the Chinese try to make American Soldiers look evil, but instead accidentally make them look cool…

[sleek harness]

It's fire

[somber stream]

They also did one for American, during the Korean War. They made these G.I walk slowly toward a position being shelled and getting absolutely shredded without firing back a single shot lol

[sleek harness]

Hag why are you talking about war

Stop confirming that you are really old

[ripe tangle]

I’m talking about movies

and I’m not that old

[sleek harness]

War movies

[sleek harness]

30000 year old

[ripe tangle]

337 isn’t that old!

[gilded socket]

Lucia hagcia

[round mica]

shouldnt have wasted money on that stupid fucking big ogryn

[sleek harness]

Hahcia

[gilded socket]

Something something older women

[drowsy prawn]

Japan overran almost half their country during WWII, but US GI did get zerg rushed bad during korean war and the general wanted to rage nuke manchuria afterwards

[twin flower]

How much was it

[round mica]

1400

out of my remaining 2k

[ripe tangle]

MacArthur got fired for that by the same man who five years prior nuked two cities in Japan.

[somber stream]

Ah yes

The Sea of radioactive Cobalt

[ripe tangle]

also in Korea there’s a huge Korean War Memorial with a giant statue of MacArthur

[drowsy prawn]

The guy did claim it'd be over by Christmas 😂 but then lost the entire North Korea and got pushed all the way back to South

[ripe tangle]

it’s interesting, I was there a long time ago

[drowsy prawn]

I'd rage too

[vague elm]

337 you say?

I've always been into older women

[misty trench]

many such cases

[ripe tangle]

For what it’s worth, they also pushed them back nearly toward China afterward…. There was a huge back and forth within the span of just a couple years

[somber stream]

Seoul has fallen, millions must fry

[ripe tangle]

a very bloody affair, it’s a shame people forget about Korea

everyone remembers Vietnam instead

[drowsy prawn]

Nobody forgot, it's just not publicized here in the west since it wasn't exactly a glorious affair like D-day

it's the reason why North Korea exist today afterall

[ripe tangle]

eh, fair enough…

[gilded socket]

Big penis doesn’t want you to know the secrets about little penis

[somber stream]

The whole Vietnam affair started all the way since world war 1 till the end of 1975, it's a whole lot longer than Korea

[vague elm]

Take me to Valhalla

[misty trench]

the Korean war and Vietnam war both rank pretty highly to me on the list of wars that should never have happened, at least in so far as war should be avoided generally

[ripe tangle]

No

[vague elm]

Okay

[sleek harness]

That's a granny

Don't

[ripe tangle]

you’d be surprised how many of your own countrymen I’ve met who don’t even realise they were involved heavily in both.

[gilded socket]

Isnt you her e rat

[vague elm]

And?

[sleek harness]

What

[ripe tangle]

come to think of it, every conflict since WW2 for the most part that America was involved in, Australia was a part of too.

or rather, almost all of them

[sleek harness]

That's fucked up

[somber stream]

The French after World war 2: "We demand peace and liberty for own nation! Not our colonies though lmao"

[vague elm]

[misty trench]

that would mean they didn't pay any attention in school at all lol

[gilded socket]

Like e kitten but you rat

[ripe tangle]

True

[sleek harness]

I am not her rat

[vague elm]

Papa Nurgle loves everybody

[ripe tangle]

Korea wasn’t a French Colony though

[misty trench]

also the French after the revolution lmao

[sleek harness]

She would have killed me if I were

[misty trench]

old habits die hard

[sleek harness]

I swear this hag probably can't take care of a pet

[somber stream]

I was referring to Indochina

[ripe tangle]

Yeah I know

[sleek harness]

I mean, I should swear, I should bet

I win money this way

[misty trench]

surely you mean greater albania

[ripe tangle]

don’t forget about West Africa which they also basically treated like shit, abandoned, and fought wars in.

[somber stream]

Peace for me but not for thee

[ripe tangle]

OH and Lebanon

[gilded socket]

You are

[sleek harness]

No

[ripe tangle]

sooooooo uhhhhh

France is an Asshole.

who’d have thought?

[sleek harness]

USA exists

[tall grove]

Unfortunately

[misty trench]

British empire, French empire, Spain, portugal, the dutch etc. etc.

european colonialism is hell of a drug

[ripe tangle]

because of France!

the USA wouldn’t exist without France helping them.

[sleek harness]

No, because human race exist

Kill them all

[ripe tangle]

👀

[vague elm]

Death to surface dwelling no-furs

[somber stream]

-# Dutch silently sipping tea from a corner

[vague elm]

RING THE BELLS

[ripe tangle]

I’m serious, the only reason the Americans won the Revolution was because the French helped them.

[gilded socket]

Yea

[sleek harness]

No

[rocky radish]

Bonded by their hatred of the English

[sleek harness]

If I were that would be slavery dumbass

[tall grove]

Yet another reason to hate them

[misty trench]

casual reminder that the US lost to Canada only a generation later

[gilded socket]

Yea

[sleek harness]

No

[somber stream]

The American has a plan to invade and annex Canada iirc

[vague elm]

War of 1812.
We will fuckin do it again

[chilly shell]

canada has feats

[sleek harness]

When will we go back to medieval age

[misty trench]

Canadian troopers are ciminally underrated ngl, like they're more underrated than Aussies

[tall grove]

We burned their dumbass White House once and we’ll do it again

[vague elm]

After the US starts nuclear war and then we all act out fallout irl

[sleek harness]

When I could ambush a knight on the road and then sell their armor

[drowsy prawn]

Whatever Americans might have done in modern times, their Rev war is something else
Especially Washington, no other leader on this planet willing steps off after 4 years. Pretty much unheard of. Everybody goes life long dictator

[twin dirge]

Honestly what country has the most feats and tell me why it isn't America for dropping the sun, twice

Actually

Knowing Canada's history with Geneva

[tall grove]

On citizens
Low levels don’t count
That’s why Israel doesn’t have any either

[vague elm]

As in, being the reason it exists

[twin dirge]

LMFAO

[trail bramble]

if we're willing to look into older history it probably is unironically France

[twin dirge]

THATS CRAZY

[misty trench]

yeah for all the shit one can talk about the founding fathers, that was a rare W

[ruby void]

You have no proof of this

Wait why am I in genchat

[vague elm]

Someone said
"All is fair in love and war"
And the Canadian soldiers in ww2 went
"ALL???"
And now the Geneva Convention exists

[misty trench]

sounds like guilt to me

[ruby void]

Alright at least my PM didn't shit his pants in a mcdonalds

[misty trench]

lmao ok but nobody likes him

[tall grove]

Is it incorrect though?

[misty trench]

and seeing him lose was very satisfying

[ruby void]

And lest we forget that other guy that walked into the ocean and disappeared

[misty trench]

we named a swim center after him, that's a good legacy

[ruby void]

I wouldn't trust that swim center

[misty trench]

[chilly shell]

Its fine it isnt the ocean

[misty trench]

look it's tradition to shit on our leaders unless their name is Bob Hawke

[chilly shell]

Hawke tuah

[vague elm]

[tall grove]

One of them shat on themselves apparently

[gilded socket]

Very mich so

[ruby void]

See above

[gilded socket]

PM? Private Money?

[misty trench]

he also did the following

[sleek harness]

How we settle this the right way

[ruby void]

Piss Man

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-morrison-welding-gif-25484899

[sleek harness]

@ripe tangle

[gilded socket]

Don’t call for mommy

[tall grove]

Average politician speaking for the “working class”

[pseudo terrace]

you called

[sleek harness]

Who

[ruby void]

Can you weld your asscheeks together

[gilded socket]

Lucia

[twin dirge]

I had a dream my canines fell out and now I keep poking them to make sure they aren't gonna fall out

[gilded socket]

I can superglue your cheeks shut

[misty trench]

he's a former gas and coal executive iirc

[sleek harness]

I thought you were the one who wanted that

[misty trench]

so yea it's unsurprising really

[ruby void]

I had a dream where I smoked a cigarette and it made me crave a cigarette for 3 weeks

[somber stream]

Is it just me or world leaders are getting dumber by every passing year

[pseudo terrace]

gonna steal all your teeth while you sleep

[gilded socket]

Qhen did i say that

[twin dirge]

I would be so pissed

[sleek harness]

Well the way you act around her

[tall grove]

Won’t anyone think of the poor multibillionares?

[misty trench]

our current PM is pretty good on the whole actually so that's nice

it just took like 15 years worth of really bad ones to get there

[sleek harness]

Calling her hag and all

[somber stream]

For all the atrocities of those who came before them did, at the very least they were charismatic

[sleek harness]

Seem like you have a crush on the 30000 year old sister

[tall grove]

On a definitely unrelated note, y’all seen that battleship?

[rocky radish]

That's people in general. And we weren't great to start with

[twin dirge]

Bro getting called out

[ruby void]

Our state of affairs is the new govt spending all the time and money undoing what rhe previous guys did, just in time for the new guys to come in and spend all their time and money undoing what those guys did

It's very cool and great

[misty trench]

yeah NZ has fallen into the Australian pain nexus that we only just escaped in 2020 lmao

[ruby void]

Yeah and overall it's just getting worse lmao

[misty trench]

it feels wrong, we're supposed to be the bumbling weirdos

stealing our trope!

[ruby void]

Like gee I wonder why everyone's moving to aus

[misty trench]

my partner and I long term defo plan on going back

[pseudo terrace]

people are?

[misty trench]

yea

[rocky radish]

There are loads of NZers in Aus, and no Aussies in NZ

[ruby void]

All the native non-broke kiwis are headed out to aus because it's really starting to fucking suck here

[twin dirge]

Mood

[vague elm]

"Native"

[ruby void]

Like yall are paid so good over there

[somber stream]

I heard the NZ youth move to Aus for more chance at life, and the rich Aus move to NZ to retire

[misty trench]

nah he's right, there's a huge Maori population in Australia

[rocky radish]

Every time the pay rate goes up in NZ every business does a huge price hike

[ruby void]

It's not even worth it to move here to retire anymore lmao

[misty trench]

more or less how it went but now even retiring is...yeah

[ruby void]

All the nice retirement towns r going to shit too

[vague elm]

Oof yeah I forgot nz didn't get the full colonizer treatment

[somber stream]

Yeah..

[rocky radish]

Almost, but they're slowly working on reversing the damage

[pseudo terrace]

some of the most racist people i’ve met online have been from australia

and also russia

[ruby void]

For every $1 min wage rises groceries go up by $70/week

[tall grove]

To my knowledge they’ve been having Nazi problems

[pseudo terrace]

[rocky radish]

More than 'muricans?

[pseudo terrace]

[misty trench]

correct

[misty trench]

correct!

[pseudo terrace]

probably, who knows

[gilded socket]

How so

[misty trench]

edit: wait sorry I misread

yeah it's pretty bad

[sleek harness]

I just said how so

Dumbass

[trail bramble]

there were a lot of massive race riots when I was a kid

[languid hazel]

It’s disturbing that it’s happening at all

[vague elm]

Pretty sure I saw a vid the other day of a guy in full 3rd R dress uniform getting told off. I believe it was in aus

[tall grove]

Like that “accepting Hitler into your hearts guy”
Unless that was somewhere else

[trail bramble]

and things have gotten a little better in some ways but a lot worse in others

[misty trench]

Cronulla riots 💀

[pseudo terrace]

i once encountered an aussie die who was incredibly racist and bragged about being able to abuse the welfare system and not work because he has a kid with his gf

idk how that’s something to be proud of

[gilded socket]

Whete

[tall grove]

Broke and racist
Many such cases

[misty trench]

those are an exception to the rule at least

[sleek harness]

Just down below the thing you responded

[misty trench]

most blokes are not that cooked

[vague elm]

I just assume all aussies and NZers are exactly like sassy the sasquatch

Whatayatalkinabeet

[gilded socket]

I dont read, read reads me

[pseudo terrace]

what about counting?

[misty trench]

tbh not entirely wrong

[somber stream]

The Aussies i hang with have ZERO accent

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[misty trench]

wot, how?

[somber stream]

They all sound American

[rocky radish]

I don't know who that is. I'm a NZer, but I think living in Japan the last 17 years has reformed me, a little

[rain idol]

Mine are from the Balkans but it's more of a colloquial thing where you're twice as likely to see them calling their neighbor calling somebody a gypsy bastard (they just found out their neighbor is Hungarian or something similar)

[somber stream]

Despite being born and raised in Aus

[gilded socket]

I count my dracula

[misty trench]

that's cooked, that's blasphemy

[somber stream]

Ikr?

[vague elm]

A cartoon made in ms paint. Very funny imo

[languid hazel]

I bet he hates it when immigrants get welfare

[hushed cipher]

I was raised by an American tbf

[somber stream]

Here's one

[rocky radish]

Me, my sister, my son and my father all have different accents

[gilded socket]

Disgusting

How could you

[misty trench]

I treasure me accent, it sounds silly af but foreign women like it for god knows what reason

[rain idol]

My sister was young when we moved to Canada so now she sounds as Canadian as Canadian can be

[somber stream]

Tbf i also have zero accent, despite myself trying every now and then

[gilded socket]

I couldn’t imagine getting in bed with a guy who looks like baba jesus and sounds like moog from mighty car mods

[somber stream]

Canadian have an accent?

[misty trench]

it's all the maple syrup they force feed ya, they made me drink a bottle at the border

[tall grove]

Everyone has an accent

[tawny hearth]

when they say "sorry" they go "SORE-REE"

[rare pulsar]

Bro winter sucks if youre a smoker.

[rain idol]

In very strange ways i have found yes There are very small things that make it a different from American

[vague elm]

The albertan accent >

[somber stream]

Lemme look up how they sound like rq

[gilded socket]

@sleek harness explain what you said

Im too lazy to scroll

[heavy umbra]

Accent is just how someone pronounces something. Technically even 'no accent' is an accent.

[misty trench]

and they also do not mean it at all

[vague elm]

Search "If ______ was alberta boy"

[sleek harness]

Nah

Too tired

[gilded socket]

I read it anyways

Explain how it sounds like i want her

[rare pulsar]

Sorry mate=fuck you too mate

[twin dirge]

Sometimes the banana is shaped a little odd

[sleek harness]

Go read it

Lazy

[somber stream]

Oh yeah i do notice Rebecca from Digital Extreme spelling 'Without' kinda weirdly

[gilded socket]

Sometimes leans to left or right or up or down

[hushed cipher]

How you say three gives it away, so cute

[gilded socket]

Great detail please

[hushed cipher]

Tree hehe

[sleek harness]

No

[gilded socket]

Fall and piss yourself

[twin dirge]

See you get it

[somber stream]

Interesting

[vague elm]

Canadians are the only people I've met that will "threaten" to fold your clothes for you, with the only caviat being that you are still wearing them

[sleek harness]

No

[gilded socket]

Too laye piss boy

[tall grove]

Fly and shit yourself

[rain idol]

"Oh SORR-RE there bud but maybe you should have got THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD BEFORE I PUT ANOTHER DENT IN YOUR CAR YOU FUCKIN POSER"

[sleek harness]

Can yall stfu

I am going to sleep

[twin dirge]

If I could fly via project firing turd I would so take it

[gilded socket]

Piss bly

[twin dirge]

Make me rat boy

[somber stream]

Canadian English sounds mostly like American English

I'm sorry if that came out like an insult

It's not

[twin dirge]

Kiss me like you mean it rat

[tawny hearth]

american english is also all over the place tbh

[hushed cipher]

[gilded socket]

Killing you. With a rock. In 6 years.

[tall grove]

First of all, ouch
Second of all, Wich one?

[vague elm]

Sorree bud I dropped yer darts in the snow, we gotta go Fer a rip to the corner store to grab more, might as well hit tummies on the loop

[twin dirge]

American English is broken

[gilded socket]

Hey hag

[hushed cipher]

Hello dog

[rain idol]

If my sister was here she would personally throw a rock at you

[misty trench]

dude Canadians are like, aggressive and passive aggressive at the same time

it's wild

[gilded socket]

Wruff!!

[somber stream]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[hushed cipher]

[somber stream]

I jest, of course

[vague elm]

Hoser

[tawny hearth]

brits can be like that in a weird way when i was over there alot the last like 10 years

[gilded socket]

When i find you licht

We will be GO KARTING

[trail bramble]

depends on where they're from
If they're from East Canada or French Canada they're mean, if they're from west Canada they're really conflict avoidant

[somber stream]

Like, Mario Kart?

[gilded socket]

No

[misty trench]

see at least in Britain it makes sense because they're all messed up from living in Britain

[somber stream]

Then i'm not interested

[hushed cipher]

Is go karting not bumper cars?

[twin dirge]

Man

[misty trench]

yea I'm in BC atm and it's very much conflict avoidance with passive aggression but sometimes you get Albertans who are just aggressive lmao

[twin dirge]

I would do sum strange for some change ngl

[hushed cipher]

wstgf

im gonna set my dogs on you maxine

[gilded socket]

Ok

[vague elm]

My people

[rain idol]

Had a guy living beside me have somebody over And her boyfriend that he didn't like was also there And it went something like this " hey uncle! how are you doing?" To which the guy living beside me said " I'm not your uncle I don't have any ugly nephews"

[vague elm]

But also not

[twin dirge]

Can be if you wanna win hard enough

[misty trench]

and the conflict avoidance types legit do not know how to handle me because I'm way too laid back to care about the passive shit

[vague elm]

Alberta is where the right wing lives in Canada. Gotta take us with a grain of salt

Some of us are rabid leftists stuck in the shit

[astral basin]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

[gilded socket]

Ray public execution soon………………………………………………

[astral basin]

Rabid. Funny

[misty trench]

like dude in a kebab shop was taken aback as fuck when I didn't move aside because I was looking at the menu and he thought I was cutting in line

[vague elm]

Ray Gunn?

Plz

[gilded socket]

No…………………

[twin flower]

Raymond?

[gilded socket]

No………………………….

[misty trench]

I hit 'em with the "no worries mate just looking" and he was death staring me for the next like 10 minutes

[astral basin]

Maxine flogging for sport. Watch it live at the coliseum

[misty trench]

I cannot imagine being that fuckin uptight

[gilded socket]

Kant spell Kolosseum

[somber stream]

I would've just walked away

[rain idol]

Can't go wrong with a little bit of stoning Imperial style

[vague elm]

I volunteer as tribute

[gilded socket]

Lets stone licht

[rocky radish]

Being able to make someone rage just by existing is the best

[somber stream]

Enhancing my tolerance to stone

[ripe tangle]

I personally prefer people who’re mean over people who’re passive aggressive, condescending and conflict avoidant at the same time.

[cosmic burrow]

Combination of french and english culture does that to you

[misty trench]

stoning licht by hotboxing his car

[ripe tangle]

I’d rather you just insult me to my face so I can insult your ass back.

[gilded socket]

Hag

[misty trench]

yeeee

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to hit you.

[gilded socket]

Hag !!

[misty trench]

like in Australia you will know what people think of you whether you like it or not lol

[rain idol]

That's when you hit them with the foreign language to confuse them for a minute to forget why they were so displeased

[languid hazel]

Speaking of being stoned, my 60 fucking gummies should be here saturday :3

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[ripe tangle]

This is why I fuck with Aussies, they’re great.

[twin flower]

goomies

[misty trench]

screw it I'm taking an edible, I'm not busy today

[twin flower]

is it the ones that make you eepy

[languid hazel]

I got 30 of one kind and 30 of another. One is for mental wellness basically, the other is for recreational. :3

[misty trench]

yeee my partner loved australia compared to Vancouver for this reason lol

[vague elm]

Cheers I'll hit a blinker for ya

[cosmic burrow]

Need to go back to work today

[tawny hearth]

i come from a place where people are super "naw man, after you" so when people are passive agressive about that sort of thing its a giant culture shock

[cosmic burrow]

Sad

[twin flower]

Gimme some

[languid hazel]

Sure! Just come to Delaware

[gilded socket]

Lucia has not hit me yet

Scam

[ripe tangle]

the Aussies I know will call you a fatass, even if you’re not that fat, then you guys can duke it out over words, next thing yaknow you’re hangin out at their Barbecue and crackin open a beer with them.

that’s awesome, I love that they can be like that

[languid hazel]

See that sorta thing scares me as someone who tries to avoid confrontation

[rocky radish]

Me (a white guy) and my Japanese friend used to go shopping all the time in Tokyo. She would pretend not to speak Japanese and I'd translate for her. The confused expressions on people's faces were glorious

[little violet]

Anyone else getting Backend Error when trying to get in Darktide?

[gilded socket]

Kill lucia witj pillows

[astral basin]

Thats nasty

[ripe tangle]

I can’t speak Japanese proper but when I use words, I specifically use a Kansai dialect because it’s more funny.

[astral basin]

Underhanded even

[somber stream]

Me getting mails from other Korean department, every line is layered with razor wires and condescending comments

[gilded socket]

Kill every

[rocky radish]

If they call you a MF or a C, they either hate you or think you're awesome. And it's never confusing

[gilded socket]

LBL

[somber stream]

They have this habit of trying to appear superior in every possible scenario lol

[languid hazel]

G’nite gaymers :3

[astral basin]

I remember a tech guy story
Having an hr issue bc his last name was Khunt and pronounced very much how it read
And his coworkers kept making it an issue bc “its not polite”

[ripe tangle]

ngl I don’t think I’m superior to anyone, if I was I’d be smarter, stronger, and better.

[gilded socket]

Im enforcing LBL RIGHT NOW

[twin flower]

Whats that

[ripe tangle]

meanwhile I have the IQ of a dandelion and the attention span of a magpie

[somber stream]

It's the enviroment that made them that way

[gilded socket]

Shhh……

[somber stream]

Most of the time i'd just shrug it off, unless they dick me real bad

[vague elm]

Magpies be smart though

[twin flower]

you steal the shinies

[vague elm]

Corvids in general

[gilded socket]

LBL soon…….

[vague elm]

Wat is the LBL

Asking for a friend

[misty trench]

Lebanese Basketball League

[gilded socket]

Soon..

[misty trench]

it's regular basketball but your mum hits you with a shoe if you miss a shot

[vague elm]

[gilded socket]

No

[twin flower]

Long Boozy Lunch

[gilded socket]

No

[rain idol]

When I first moved to Canada i had a doctor that i found really unpleasant to talk to so i would just say something rude like "odjebi" and or send more swears and complaints that I knew full well he didn't understand in the most polite tone that I can muster

It helped a lot more than I thought

[twin flower]

Left Butt line

[astral basin]

I love how lucia gives us her daily doubts
When she works in- wait a bar isnt as close to customer service than i was thinking
Still pretty damn close

[gilded socket]

LBL is ||got you again||

[misty trench]

I met one of my best friends by breaking his nose

[twin flower]

didnt work 🤔

[astral basin]

Input fail
Everyone laugh

[vague elm]

[twin dirge]

Ayeeeeeee

Nice tits dawg

[twin flower]

wuh

[astral basin]

edited

[twin dirge]

I like ya rack g

[gilded socket]

Alright ready?

[twin flower]

getting freaky with the homies

[misty trench]

I've never been ready

[vague elm]

Be Gentle

[twin dirge]

Left ball leaving

[astral basin]

Thats a singular nice stone bro

[gilded socket]

LBL is ||seriously you guys are so gullible lmfao||

[twin flower]

League of boob lovers

[rocky radish]

I taught one of my students how to say "F you" in a way that sounds like "thank you" to non-native speaker, because he hated his school English teacher

[gilded socket]

No

[rain idol]

Usually how the best ones are made

[twin dirge]

Thanks, righty does gods work nowadays after the doctors stole lefty

[twin flower]

It is now

[gilded socket]

LBL is….

[somber stream]

...Fank you?

How'd that work

[gilded socket]

LBL IS!!!

[rocky radish]

Kinda like "fahk you"

[twin dirge]

Lbl is light bladder leakage

[gilded socket]

|| Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.||

[twin dirge]

Aka what I get when I laugh too hard

[twin flower]

Dear lawd

[twin dirge]

I ain't reading allat, good job or I'm sorry for your loss

[gilded socket]

Suck my unit

[vague elm]

Long block literature?

[gilded socket]

No

[twin dirge]

Will it shock me if I do?

[rain idol]

It may sound odd but I taught my sister when she was younger the best swear words to say to somebody when they annoy you and I just told her to say it really politely so it sounds nice to othere ears

[gilded socket]

It involes the name of a person here….

[gilded socket]

Iunno

[twin dirge]

Licht based lobotomy

[vague elm]

Licht's Big L-

Uh

[twin flower]

Lucia's big leg

[twin dirge]

^

[earnest oyster]

streaming some mortis trials

[gilded socket]

No

[twin dirge]

She does have a big leg

[twin flower]

Death by snusnu

[gilded socket]

YOURE GETTING OFF TRACK

WHAT DOES LBL MEAN

[hollow karma]

Wouldn’t u like to know

[twin dirge]

Uhh, what if it's a B name

And not an L