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we sell rhymes like dimes
literally 1984 levels of money squeezing
Yes
id rather tank with the arbites than any other class, ngl
Get da boony
i don't think workers earned a wage in 1984
could be wrong
been a while since i read it
hmmmm i remember that room with funny number
the problem is trying to draw aggro
Is that why you die 24/7?
dawg, it dont matter how good you are, if you have a brain dead team, its joever
Epik burn
No its because I have to play at a ping where my dodge is cancelled
AI is drawn to high damage output
which arbites provides
So you dumb
Skill issue
Because you die
Nuh uh internet
arby feels much more tankier than ogryn lmao
heard arby tanking is just staggering everything
Your own quote
not forced aggro
anyway how come arby can't taunt but ogryn can
are moebians racist
dawg im tired of my team forcing me to solo a chaos spawn because they're to busy making out 4 rooms behind me
lex sympathizers
I'm not I like soloing hordes and bosses some times unless it's beast of nurgle because I get vored
are you Vlad Țepeș by any chance?
No I'm Lynxiee Tepes
his wife or ?
Usually my problem is when there's one dude on the team that falls behind because he insists on killing every last trash mob before moving forward. Then he blames the team for leaving him behind.

Ew I wouldn't marry a man wtf
Thammer
Yeah, the arby is usually the one with the highest health throughout the match lol
are there prisons in warhammer universe
i like that castigator stance the most out of all of them
press F and pew pew evewrything around you xd
Entire planets, yeah
Entire planets
wow
i matched with an S tier arbites called NoCastigatorStance
huh
great player
If you are unlucky enough to be sent to prison yeah
mine is called cassiusthundercock xd
never knew empire believed rehabilitation
If you are lucky in a prison planet you get sent to do penal service
Can't decide if I'd rather be servitorised
Some times they make moons out prisons or entire planets for those
There are pretty much entire planets off of everything
what kinda inmates they have?

like
ngl the whole servitor thing makes me wanna go team chaos
rich child molesters?
Brother this is 40k there is no rehabilitation
then what are the prisons for
It depends but anything. People who didnt pay taxes, robbers, gangers, murderers, rapists
Slave work
so you'd rather be turned into a writhing ball of incoherent flesh
they dont get killed???
They make the slaves mine stuff
It depends on the crime
at least i'd have some semblence of a will 
They either die in the prison or doing penal service
They can get killed, servitorized or sent to prison to repent for his doings
ah
Aka slave work
At least you will not be conscious as a servitor (most of the time)
are there also uhh
I highly recommend playing Rogue Trader. That game is a complete lore-dump and you get your own prison world to manage.
Prison work in 40k might be worse than being a servitor
space billionaires who got absolute dogshit media literacy and constantly spit out worst takes through social media in 40k universe
The rejects is a good example we were probably being sent to be used as slave fodder to mine some shit or something like that instead we're fighting heretics to prove we're loyal to Big E
wait nvm i think that's logar
90% of all nobles ever
o i thought we were on the way to getting mashed into some kinda stew or somethin
Some times they end up falling to chaos and try to rebel or conquer the planet but they always fail
damn
That's just heresy and the reward is dead, unless they need prisoners for work
wow 40k universe is kinda
Depending on the crime you did yeah sure, people on the prison planets can also do that because of internal fighting or prison corruption
"Hey I don't like the new inmate. Kill him." And they pay the guards to do it
better than i thought
Well what did you think it was?
absolute shithole
It is
You can get arrested for anything and never have a trial
moderate shithole
Its still is
yeah isnt it pretty common
40k prisons literally can punish you by putting you naked inside a cage where other inmates can watch and do whatever they want with you
I don't mean a fair trail cause those don't exist, prisoners don't even get a trial cause it takes so much time to process all the papers that they did of old age
KICKBACK
RUMBLER
BIG GUN.
(And biggest boom, always, be it in smaller box, or biggest)

They barely have trials for anything in 40k ever
You get accused you're done
thats... thats just irl prisons
They don't really ask questions
You are getting sent to jail with NO chance of explaining yourself
damn
yeah that also kinda common
like
hmm
Its galaxy wide
40k can turn you into a servitor.
its pretty big but
That's one of the worst sentences available to the imperium of man
I think the worst aspect of 40k is that you can't even think freely
Which is preferable over anything else they can do to you
listen i hope i read a bootleg 40k book
but there are pleasure servitors
that's why im kinda leaning into chaos
Again
Prisons are planet sized or moon sized
Being turned into a rotting corpse with just enough brain to know what's happening, without the mouth to speak, locked inside a body of rotting flesh and mechanical parts.
Sounds pretty darn uncomfortable
yeah i get its big
Literally, if you know about chaos you are more likely to be corrupted and manipulated by the chaos forces
Chaos is even worse
how many uh.h..
They're quite literally turning your vocal cords into a mechanism for the robotic-AI to speak with.
If you see a Khorne symbol you are straight up doomed
There's a reason that the med-stations sometimes complain, cry out in pain, or ask who-what-or why they're there.
You know the arbites?
That's the last bit of humanity and personality they had left, before you turn them off.
They carry this book called the lex
yeah space feds
The Lex is a good snack' Sah'.
but i asked like how many people are in prison per entire population
That depends on how many prisoners they need
o yeah my bad
We talking in a Hive city? (usually 87-400 Million)
Or in general.
not like caught people to actually punished raio
Okay back on terra they have whole buildings dedicated to the entire version of the lex, and tons of people writing new laws everyday
Yes.
It depends really, servitors can go pretty much into a state where they're just smart enough to breathe and everything else is mechanical
Some times they can have some sort of consciousness
But i prefer that over actually living in 40k
Plus you can be turned off
OR!!! You become one of GAUNT's GHOSTS
AND YOU SERVE THE EMPEROR WITH GLORY
If we take into action that some of the Dreadnaughts are around 4-8k+ years old.
Enough to fill multiple planets and supply multiple penal legions with fresh meat
That'd be like counting grains of sand (Except the ones of this and that) along the beach 
This is really hard to answer cause we are talking about billions of worlds in the galaxy
yeah
Yeah, way worse
Dude its impossible to even theorize the numbers
waht was the number i forgot
There are more than trillions of humans across the galaxy
In a sense, almost everybody in the Imperium is incarcerated. They just don’t know it
The number of people on hive cities can go over 10 billion
ah
im really sorry but like
im kinda
numerically challenged
so
im not joking
i really am
I know
You need some resources, bodies or servitors? Just arrest a bunch of people, the ones with enough limbs can be sent into war, the ones without enough can be servitorized, the ones that can't be turned into servitors can always have their bodies harvested.
I have dyscalculia
But there's no way to theorize the number
You could be walking one day and the arbites arrest you cause your great grand father didn't pay taxes 1000 years ago and you get punished cause he died
The IoM is that big
that sounds nasty but
You're a planetary governor and need the Tithe to be fulfilled so the Arbites don't get on your ass? Mass incarceration time!
This is a story line in Rogue Trader where a guy got arrested over a tax bracket he didnt pay like 40 years ago because of someones fault st the admnistratum
I think I didn't get to that part yet but yeah
It's from the diary pages you find when you go to Rykad Minoris the prison planetoid
Hive cities have more population than current earth has
yeah i heard
i just wanted to know if like
Ohhh yeah it's coming back to me, the overseer dude tried to be nice, ironic really
empire of man is actually worse than lowest point of humanity irl
1 hive city alone could have like 20 billion people
Definitely
Wayyyy worse
It is :3
so far its just bad..... because scale is bigger...?
Oh nyo it’s much much worse
He was the literally only normal person there
He noticed the warden was nice as instantly was "ok sure whats your deal"
And then when everyone was falling into the guys shenanigans and legit falling to chaos he was like
"What the fuck is everyone talking about"
There's the Servitors that are blessed with eternal work, put forth in order to outlive even their mortal hubrys, and in turn becoming a creation that will continue to work for the emperor.
And then.
Like we see in Darktide, at level 30.
The Heretic, that tried spreading corruption, being the sales-keeper for ingame-currency wear / weapon skins, turned into a rotting carcass of a robotic servitor.
Reminder, due to the Dark ages (Aka, AI going amok, and nearly putting an end to all of Man-kind, AI is outlawed by the emperium.) There's no robotic AI, there's no this or that. It's a -Brain-corosing- 'upgrade' that works solely due to all the metalic bits and computer-this and thats, being plugged into your brain, being melted and worked around your vocal cords.
You, as a person is little less than what, whatever someone else has programmed you to.
But you still feel your nerves rotting, you still feel your voice speaking, you still feel your body moving.
You still feel, everything, you're still alive, but your body is rotting, your skin is sagging, maggots crawling through your skin, your very being turned into nothing but whatever the " Mecha Mommy " Demands you to.
But you're still there, you're still sentient. Be it for 2 months? Be it for 5 Years, be it for 300+.
Depending on your sentence, they'll reuse, rebuild, remake, as long as your brain, and your nerves are intact, your sentence will be brolonged.
Least' that's what I heard from the Spark'ed Sah 
Crazy elf's, giant bugs that eat everything and space Egyptian terminators
We fuckin' 'ate elves.
lol no, it’s a whole lot worse in a lot of ways.
it just sounds like mixup of irl shitholes combined and just in a massive scale
Every action of bad decisions is multiplied to an entire galaxy
To acts of legal breeding worlds where women get... to make recruits for space marine chapters
The 40k' Humanoid lot, are def the worst.
Or lobotomized babies being used as servitors
dman
Brahms is using our corpses (and those of "volunteers") as blast wadding in the Mourningstar's hull
Well in 40k you can think of a Daemon and manifest it into existence if you are a psyker
Damn, that's one way to ignore my lengthy text about how we're both right, and wrong at the same time.
😔
So thinking can get you killed
so uhh
at least corpse starch is gluten free
its more hopeful
I was answering the other guy first im reading it rn
What?
Depends if they were the 1 out of a mil, who got one slice of bread.
Age of Sigmar is more hopeful than 40k
WH40K is inherently a world devoid of hope
Dark Souls is more hopeful than 40k
because you can actually become a threat to the galactic sized tyrannical order??????
Nyot really
WHO ruined my corpse starch batch
Nope
shoudl i tihnk harder
Sorry Sah', didn' know where else to put me Grime 
It can just go depending on the writer at the end of the day and how fucked up the individual was to be more sentient than other regular servitors
There's a reason that 40k' made the " Grim-dark " thing, a thing.
But that's the least of it, just with some extra DnD Dungeon Master things ontop.
u can just think about demons and if u think really hard you can maybe topple the government
Properly a lot worse, ngl.
its literally far more hopeful than irl tyrannies
The literal instant you turn inti a small visible threat they throw 5 space marine chapters to deal with you and you are redacted from all of history
oh
Yeah now your soul is sent to fucking hell where all of suffering is multiplied by 1000000
Nice
can i be the demon
IMagine waking up and feeling you have a pimple.
Now imagine waking up and feeling maggots writhing in your skin, your flesh sacking on your flesh (While other servitors are currently 'gluing' it back on you), the robotic movements, and your cloudyd vision just barely keeping up with the 2 meters of movement you do a week.
The government is the best choice the inhabitants of most worlds can hope for
In this case it's the imperium
Becomming a servitor as a prisoner, in the 40k' Man-imperium, is one of the worst and painful faiths.
damn
Just dont be faithful tbh
they fucked it up real bad
Why would you ever want that
Chaos is far worse, Orks will trample everyone and have a laugh while doing so, bugs will eat everything
o
Yeah dude now you're a nurgling you stink for all eternity and all you do is heat Nurgles poop
demons are edible???????
Clearly, you've not seen the Imperial Guardsmen 
Necrons will deatomize you
Those are the hardest motherfuckers in the Fantasy - 43'k.
i know them
they're just happy lil puppies
They are made of warp energy so I don't think so
not that i would like being a nurgle demon tho
Orks are the only people happy in all of 40k and even them can get depressed if they dont fight
Or your head will explode from it, that's another option. Or more probable, you make enough noise to get sent to the Black Ships where you will probably end up as a human sacrifice.
That's very cool.
But.
we'll drown them in our blood! And if they cant drown?* We'll make them so rusty, that they'll be stuck where they're standing 
Imperial Guardsman way.
Why is game performance tanking af when I open mastery tab Fatshart wth
It's made by Fatshark.
Yeah 40K is a miserable universe to live in. You’re lucky if you even get a half decent meal every three days
Sorry Mister " Fatshark please add Quickplay to Havoc "
You don't really get to choose 😭
Average Sigmar male moment
I mean for what? Like videogames or buying minis
Worse enough, the more humanoid your character is, the worse.
Hell, the Fungi-Mushroom Boyz (Orkz) live better (they dont know better)
IMAGINATION
Imagine how much optimisation they'll have to cut from the budget to add quickplay to Havoc
im not a nerd i wont buy minis
i play necron ranged and can confirm this
Acceptable tradeoff
But being dragged from your home, and turned into an eternally (1-3k' years) Robottic servant that serves Slop (Corpse Stach) while being 87% sentient for simply looking at a guardsman wrong.
I'd prefer being a mushroom boy, who can make a machine gun out of ply-wood, rock, 3 bullets and [Censored_for_the_general_Ordience] (Half a broken servitor)
1 billion polygons must die
that's what the Martians have been doing
i think they are doing things right
after the Emperor stuffed the Void Dragon in their planetary core
wait are there psyker techpriests?
No
😢
Psykers are either taken into the black ship where they are sanctified or killed
Unsanctioned psykers are usually taken from gangers to literally kill them and make drugs off of their bodies
And you might fall to chaos due to the voices and things you hear/see/feel or straight up die from not being able to control your powers
Spark'eds are lot who're Cursed (Blessed) with a connection to the very " Realm of Chaos " (TL;DR, the Man-made excuse) where Chaos, and demons dwell within.
If you're lucky you can find a way to kill yourself painless in 40k rather than whatever else
Which is also why everyone HATE Psykers. Is that if a Spark'ed (Ogryn name for Psykers)
Is that if they accidentally tweak out, follow a whisper too many, or start crashing out
I think the Dark Mechanicus has some psykers
They can, and will, summon demons, so fucking powerful, that they can whipe out an entire planet, singlehandedly.
99.99% of psykers see it as a curse due to the fact there's more cons than pros for being a psyker
are there friendly demons
There are some individuals who are chill ig
Spark'eds are fine. s'long s they's a good Spark'ed.
Corvus Corax
No
He isn't a daemon
arent demons like

That's like asking if there's any " Adults who're generally attracted to people under 18. That are good people "
born from creatures thought and shit
Primarchs are beings of the warp so they are more powerul there and he can use psyker powers
The answer is. NO
But theyre not daemons
Corvus is pretty much a demon
No
he's a giant shadow monster
Yous want a reason for why Chaos Gods are a thing, ooor?
The thing is its there is probably is one in the warp its just not as more active as the other chaos gods
Maybe celestine
Dumbass
i uhh i wonder why only negative???? emotions matter in chaos thing
o okay
Theoretically there could be, but the sheer amount of human suffering under a regime that also tries to make all its citizens feel hate tends to make that more difficult
there are other "gods" in the warp
Wtf is she then huh?
ahh
but the 4 chaos gods are the most powerful
okay makes sense
then there's Malal
Humans are the most prolific warp-sensitive species in the galaxy, so they have a lot of influence
She dies and comes back through the power of the emperor basically
Primarchs are beings of flesh and warp essence. They have levels of powerful psykich powers and some use more than others but all of them are more powerful when in the warp
What Corax is doing is not being made into a daemon but taking a non physical form of a shadow of a raven
He's not a daemon
all he had to do is distribute fentanyl to imperial citizens
and there should be a chaos god of happiness
A saint, not a god
She's just immortal
overpowering everything??
I mean she is a demon of the emperor
he's a birdy boi lynxiee
Want me to tell about how Slaanesh was born, and how it almost killed a race of space-elves?
like they would get withdrawl but
Not a god
if u distribute fent to like galactic level in same time
No the emperor is not a chaos god thats not how it works
IM GOONG TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!
oh thats slaneesh
The warp-sensitive species in the Tau Empire have accidentally created a chaos goddess personifying the tau philosophy of the "greater good", that's maybe the least evil chaos daemon at the moment
I didn't say he is a chaos god but he does have influence in the warp
maybe slaneesh is the true way
❤️
And that influence allows celestine to come back, she hovers and has wings bro that's a fucking warp entity 😭
Corvus fans triggered rn
Yes but that doesn't change the fact all Celestine do is be reborn after death she doesn't have amazing powerful kidness psychick powers she still just kills people with swords and guns
All I'm sayin is, you never see Rogal Dorn turning into some fucked up bird shadow monster demon
No thats a warp mutation or warp powers/ritual
Rogal Dorn is a dependable fellow
Because hes MIA
Hmmm I dunno
He also never went inside the warp like Corvus did
Sounds like a warp demon to me
He just went out to get a carton of milk for his sons
his many large sons
but while doing so, he didn't become a fucked up shadow raven
No he's probably still stuck inside a chaos warband warship after they managed to cut off his hand and overpower him
Why would they cut off his hand?? I wouldn't think a Slaaneshi warband would be encouraging nofap
Pretty sure it was Khornate warband that got him
Man.
Dont remember the details correctly
The Space elves just had so much [CENSORED] that they literally birthed a chaos god.
They's aBOOFHEAD RACE
And elves SUCKS.
Incorrect
No
if I have Rogal Dorn's fist, I'd smack him with it and say "Stop hitting yourself Rogal Dorn"
I've read the deeds, they quite literally Murder [censored] a god into existance, due to their boredom.
They didn't have just consexual AND non consexual sex but also all acts in excess
Drug abuse
Torture
Killing
Eating
Crying
Yes, that's what I mean.
Not all elves btw
Literally what they did.
Craftworld elfs are good
Space elves, aka, Eldar.
They reached near god-hood to the point where normal life, normal this, that, there, here, turned into literal nothing.
So they turned to depravity, to the point where killing others through [censored] became a blood sport.
That's how Slaanesh as born.
Through that literal depravity, to the point where it turned into near instanity.
the Eldar were literally suffering from success
I know it sounds wack, but I did my reading, I know I'm an Ogryn main, and love Rp'ing an Ogryn.
this is what space elves do naturally ruin everything -sincerely a necron player
You're ignoring the part where a good number of them left
A good number of them left, and a good number of them turned into Dark Eldar.
And a good number of them didn't.
Ok people who sold your bodies for immortality instead of just living normally
Literally doesn't change the ordeal that they caused it.
A good number dude they are a husk of their former self
The Space Elves, whoever join in on it, eventually caused a literal chaos god to be born.
A minority of the Eldar left
And the other part that survived built their own pocket reality withing the webway
Whoever demanded, wanted, and alived with the > Said as all above that caused the Chaos god to become reality.
Turned into the Dark Eldar.
Yeah a good number because they're all thats left
The ones who left, are the current, and more civilized Eldare.
They even called it the dark citadel 😭
Civilized, as in, not wanting to turn your brother into a literal > [CENSORED_PUPPET] For the homies.
They lived very short lives naturally
Yeah now most of them are empty husks and lack the ability to think at all
Very cool
I hate space kerillians
Lmaaao
successfully installed adblocking on youtube on da tv
They were tricked into thinking the robot bodies were a pure upgrade when they were not
I WILL NEVER
So mean
Arent ael
many such cases
Aeloodori
Another reason for why the
33% winrate per Ogryn, is a case.
Space kerillians
Since it removes KeGURRRHH-..I-..skrh-..ialsn..
Still was the result of their own decision btw
From the pool
fuh allat living normally stuff Egyptian terminator are where its at
The guys who got turned into warp dust inside their armor?
Settra should've been in 40k
I'm actually not sure if they've specified if the low level everyday necrontyr had any say in becoming necrons or if that was something decided by their elites or rulers, they didn't have that lore when I played tabletop
do NOT tell bro about the silent king
I could see that going either way
if Settra was in 40k there would be no 40k
how...how did you know i play them to
Settra would serve up an asskicking
Settra was so cool
Was bit like
Pokemon
Or idk DJ Khaled but still cool
Wait maybe the emperor of mankind was inspired by Kanye West
You seem like the type.
Their own decisions
If ogryn is too stupid to operate complicated weapons why do they give them belt fed guns and shit they should issue oversized lasgun? Lasgun are far more simple, easy to use and sturdy compared with similar sized autogun/stubber no?
when his gun jams we take a break and i help him unjam it :)
Is that SCULLY
ya
I LOVE U
Crank operated ogryn las guns when?
Maybe ogryn lasgun should be voice activated
shootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshootshoot
Ogryn nuke that detonates when the ogryn says "sah"
i dont compare ogryns to orks because im woke

I dont compare ogryns to orks cause one is green and the other isnt
Android once again being better than apple
gulp
If you Paint an ogryn Green and put him in a group of orks, how long would it take for the orks to notice
How Long would it take for the ogryn to notice aswell
Probably depends on how much he likes the fungus beer
You better be afraid.
I am going to snort all the warp dust.
And you cannot stop me.
i did that once and i could've sworn my tongue felt like it was made out of a bunch of tiny spider legs constantly writhing and tickling the back of my throat
Suffice to say:
I would not recommend it.
You should snort spider eggs for comparison
That sounds like a most fascinating idea
That thing would explode before the Valkyrie even lands
It would explode as it is built
i am
got 2 new games i enjoy
on flip side
back to work
and then worktrips again
I had Chinese food and I'm feeling pretty good 
2 weeks minimum from home
now to find a soul that would like to grow old with me
"Okay, big guy. This right here explodes when you say a specific word. You can set it to be any word you want... So, which word is it?"
"Sah, sah!"
"...Okay. It's set, be careful now."
"Yes sah!"
I like spiders so I'm going to try that now
Something something, Bobobo-bo-Bobo What's more important than the 40'k imperium.
The 30k Imperium
Slaanesh.
What's more important than money?
All the people who stands amongst me.
The faith, the dreams, the desires, of all who I've met, and gotten to know.
Both the weak, and the strongest, all have one thing in common that they want.
WHAT IS IT?!
IT'S MONNEEEEY
God I love Bobobo-Bo-Bo-bobobo-Bo.
Best anime, puts Onepiece, and Dragonball to shame 
is it weird that i prefer to play DT with music off
like just complete silence
as I've found out
understandable
I do sometimes play Hotline Miami music instead of the soundtrack, though.
Now thats based
Smack
I play it with my own soundtracks usually, mix of rock/metal/electric/whatever payday2 music is classified
can someone explain Havoc for me and party finder? like theres numbers next to them and why am i not being accepted
there are too many reasons to explain why people dont get accepted
the numbers next to the party finder could mean the havoc rank or how many mods they listed their party under
havoc is a challenge mode that adds increasingly difficult modifiers as you progress through levels from 1 to 40. Level 1 through 10 are based on malice difficulty, then heresy for 11-20, then damnation for 21+
You can only do them if you're level 30 and have completed a qualifier mission in the form of a maelstrom or auric maelstrom mission which give you access to havoc 1 or 16 respectively
and people are probably denying you because you're trying to apply to ones that are too high level, or because your account is very new and its a challenge mode and they are using modes to eye ball things like that
or they just don't want that class
or someone else applied a second before you
If you're 30 and want to do the qualifier, you talk to dukane and she'll recommend you do one of the two to get started. Once you have qualified, you'll have your own havoc mission at either 1 or 16. You get three attempts to beat it before it drops one rank. You'll use an attempt failing any havoc missions, even someone else's or a much lower level one.
some people even judged based off of things like border frames or titles equipped
Beating your havoc mission or one within like 3 levels of yours will bring your havoc mission's rank up by 1 level. Beating one many ranks higher can make it jump a few levels. You also separately have a havoc rank for yourself, which represents the highest difficulty you cleared in this havoc season
Higher number = more difficult. If higher than 20 = more difficult than Auric
Understandably so because it actually does matter in higher havoc.
People can see your havoc rank for this season and if it's much lower than a mission you apply for, they might not accept because they want someone closer to that rank. Plenty of other reasons they might reject as well, like just wanting a particular class to fill out their team roster
If you want to get a high number I can carry you to 30
to an extent yeah... theres a few classes that having dupes just makes things harder but being overly strict is wasting time to me but people can do what they want
From there on you are on your own, there are ppl who use mods to see your win loss ratio on havoc too, which really shouldn't matter cause if all your losses are in low hav and wins on high have they won't be able to see that
I think it's one of those things where you want a change of music
Hello, i just downloaded few mods for the first time. mods are working but game keeps crashing, any1 know fix for this?
Every sunday you'll get a reward for whatever the highest havoc mission you've cleared is in the form of dockets, plasteel, and diamantine. you get a little exp for each havoc mission completion but this big lump is doled out once each sunday.
Most of my own losses are in mid hav, after the team dies and I need to lock in (failed) but a majority of my wins are high hav, since teammates there know what they are doing
Genuinely I could be listening to some banger osts, but I want something different so I listen to some different music
Havoc missions don't allow people to randomly join mid mission unless you manually invite someone to an open slot, and prevent you from starting a new mission until your previous match is over if you leave
As difficulty increases, you get more and more modifiers and they're more punishing, like giving you less hp and giving enemies more hp and damage beyond the normal difficulty modifiers for malice, heresy, and damnation
Like I said though, if you wanna run havocs idm getting on
crashing usually means the mods are not working... its either gonna be a conflict of 2 or more mods or one mod just crashing itself, theres probably crash prone modes that people know about but i don't mod this game personally
ok, i`ll just delete em all then xD. thanks for the reply
to me the music is so much part of the game that i can't turn it off, vt2 was the same to me, its functional music 
Hey buddy, wrong server to ask this in (rKYWtaDx4D>)
lol trouble shooting mods sucks tbh, but yeah there are places where modders gather for this game
Nothing wrong with that either
But I can def see the arugment for both
I turned off the dt ost for ages, then turned it back on once I missed it
I think running high havoc is probably part of that too since I needed to hear audio queues more than an auric match
honestly the worst part of the scum to me is that your rampage turns off the music 
Yea, I do on and off on occasion as well.
I'd consider Payday 2 music 'experimental techno' with my limited understanding of the genre.
Maybe not really?
Rampage is so fun in mortis trials
might be a headset difference or something but i've never had trouble hearing queues over the music, the sounds break sometimes tho
but music doesn't change that
It's contains the only mortis trial upgrade that heals wounds btw
Wait..
the indulgence majoris are determined by which nodes you have equipped??
Yes
but i'll notice in overwatch i'll be the only person on my team looking at someone behind us because i reacted to the footsteps and i blast music in that game also
You won't get an shout enhancement if you are running stealth vet
I'm asking because I've gotten the fire archetype like four times already.
Every single theatre.
The starting archetypes are randomized, but the nodes following it aren't for the most part
The only exception is Emperor's favoured. Which iirc requires you to have either an assassin weapon or high crit
its mostly just to stop from totally useless things to appear but its also because they quarantine some op power ups to certain synergies
lol full dot build is fun in mortis
I know electric+ fire is the most common ones, followed by fire, then collosus
Colossus is usually the go to if you just want to run your normal build for the most part, as it really only takes affect for your toughness breaking or your wound amount (unless you get lucky and get free Vet toughness reduction, as well as a small but constant health/corruption Regen)
If you run scum however, as rampage is in the mix you are basically guaranteed the rampage blessing, and vet toughness reduction which is really, really strong
playing nothing but scum since the launch of scum has me totally relearing oggy lol
Yeah it's gonna be rough going back to zealot for a bit lol
The shivs to thunder hammer pacing whiplash is real
Use knife
Grrr
i bought my handsome boy some new pants and a new hat to motivate me to get back into practice with him 
playing hive scum on dayquil + mucinex + tussin ==> real stimm lab hours
thankyou for explaining it to me
Shamk
you should probably drink more water lol
they have a regulated drinking schedule
unlike a certain someone, based on the fact you're asking

I pee like 4-6 times a say
Day
But I’m talking like
Dogs piss a lot in the one sitting
quality over quantity
Drink in moderation.
this game is a prison, every 2 hours at around :55 I log in and hope I get those 17% toughness curios for the characters I still need and every time I get a 300 rating toughness curio or a 410 but it's +1 wounds (again)
I should be content with 16%s but I'm not
this is a sign
I need it perfect
clearly the game wants you to play martyrdom zealot
nah zealot is one of the classes I actually do have my ideal curio setup already
I still need it for psyker, ogryn and scum
I'm like 3k off poxbreaker but too distarcted by action movies to finish it
I believe in you!
Just need'a overcome your binge and then it'll go easy (I'm sure).
the worst grind was spending like 150k on plasma gun rerolls until I got the 69/71
Your worst grind so far!
you people actually care about that?
Jesus Christ.
I like the plasma gun
I was just satisfied with my ammo dump stat plasma gun
its more something usually done out of boredom and excess of resources than anything else
Yeah I should just play some Flame staff Psyker and binge it out later tonight
I'm a perfectionist
I've been called that before but I can make a compromise every once in a while.
Maybe do that.
I know DSs are meta but I don't like how they come across thematically, so I use literally anything else
nah
i see people seeming to have fun with the helbore
waiting for my hotshot las
it can do funny things
Lowkey its because the role of automatic las weapon for us is the Recon
nerf recon lasgun
yeah but it isn't nearly as aesthetic
Actually, don't.
It's fun.
Pray for heavy stubber, grenade launcher, melta, etc
maybe lower the ammo capacity by a bit so you don't have a thousand spare rounds (with ammo pouches)
plasma and bolt pistols feel way better to use imo
I'm lucky that plasma is also just really good
but I don't care how good the recon lasgun is, it's not pretty enough for me
I always felt like it would make more sense for the plasma gun to be an AoE high damage weapon instead of a pinpoint sniper.
Since uh, you know, that's how it is in every single other media depiction.
and on tabletop
eeeh, not always
usually.
on the tabletop it's just high str high ap for beefier single units, before 10th it also functioned as anti tank before vehicles started getting toughness inflated
never really was a chaff clearer ever
Maybe I just played too much boltgun.
it usually has a little splash but not that much
guys u having dc problems, servers oke?
For curious i want 16% thoughness x2? and the other one +3 stamina?
SM 1/2 and Boltgun have some less than standard weapon depiction tbh
class dependent
what are you playing as
Scum
x3 17% Toughness
OR
x2 17% Toughness
x1 3 Stamina
I prefer the former as I do not find myself running out of stamina as Scum.
where can i find 17% toughness?
aren't they always aoe when they explode? 
Gambling?
theres gamba in the game lol
the weekly contract dude has a gambling option, where its reduced cost for a chance at decent gear
melk, velk, idr
the three perks I recommend are +Toughness, +HP, and +Gunner Resistance
+combat ability regen is very meh on scum but i use it on other classes
oh not talking about that perks atm
im talking to Sire Melk and those are the 3 curios im seeing
ohh
you can swap out one of the gunner res perks if you want, but if you have intents on playing havocs (or maelstrom even), i think all 3 is good
Gamba under "Unkown Defensive Curio"
is that the one you where talking about?
Yeah
uuu here i go then XD
There's really no other use for Melk's these days so just gamble away
thank you, now where can i grind more mats?
play missions you can win
losing barely gives any
highest diff you can win+ picking up mats
People just pass thru them if i take to long they leave XD
don't overly stress about getting 17%, 15%-16% ones are super fine and you can do well at all difficulties with out getting the perfect rolls on them
you get more used to picking things up as you go
, if you play mortis trials instead then when you win (and ONLY when you win) you'll get a promised amount of materials at the end
if you lose before finishing round 12 then you get nothing tho
convince your teacher its a simulation of living in london and it would be good for the class
I wish
lol when i was taking comp sci classes we used to lan all the pcs together and play alien vs predator and quake during the lectures 
O my
the prof even joined one time while giving the talk lol, it was a weird class, dude was an ex blizzard employee
some low level coder before he pivoted to teaching stuff
What da hek
Fever dream ah class
I remember in high school in my animation class my friend just casually whipped out the switch and played smash
I joined him lmao
Teacher let us since we finished our work at leasts
ahh got it, also whats better for scum when it comes to range besides the dual and needle?
they kind of can all work unless you're going havok40 difficulty, i would say pick the one you like the most
honestly they literally all work, even the meme shotgun builds work
just desperado with the double barrel shotgun
people will try it kind of as a joke but it works fine lol
when it comes to ranged scum, there are meta options, BUT you can just pick whatever weapon you want, they will all work fine if you like the weapon enough to learn it
the melee is the same for melee builds tbh
scum is very option heavy for good setups
its got me playing it so much i now suck at ogryn 
darktide be like "out of memory ctd"
btich wdym I just doubled my RAM gtfo
Send your GPU to china and have them solder on larger memory modules so that you can get 64GB of VRAM since everything eats so god damn much of it these days.
I downloaded 64GB of DDR 5 before ram prices went utterly insane. Otherwise I'd be up shit creek right now with my new build that's still sitting in it's boxes because it's an entire computer waiting to be put together. The only thing coming from my old machine is my GPU.
lol i'm pretty sure its a setting or something, because you can def keep darktide on for 8+ hours while playing the odd match here and there and not have that happen ever but some people it'll happen all the time
I need to fixed since smn is wrong with it
Feel like shit today
That's not good
At least you didn't wake up in a puddle of your own shit, I had a lousy morning at 4:00am.
Sounds like a good investment right before things went downhill. DDR5 Ram prices are passing up minimum wage here
True, my cat has shit on my bed before while I was sleeping, I was about to beat said cat when I saw it on my blanket.
I got my 64gb kit for around $250, now it's like $800 to get the same kit.
If you can even find it in stock.
You got any idea why the silly goober has commited a crime like that?
Apparently it's her way of showing affection to me...
Unclean litterbox, no food in the-
Das
Wha
Yikes
Cats can also do stuff like that due to physical illness or mental distress
“I love you human, let me take a dump on your bed so that you know i love you”
Maybe wanted to leave scent idk?
Sigh, the wife summons me to do her bidding for a bit.
Good luck champ
They scent mark with glands in their mouths and urine.
So they just leave saliva everywhere?
Anyways
Yall ever hate and love the wh40k community at the same time?
Man i just remembered a song i used to listen to when i went through my first breakup
Nope it's all hate
And gooners apperantly
Well what is it?
What about gooners?
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So just watched a lore vid abt the sisters of battle and i thought they were cool and badass. The armor looked nicely designed too. Decided to go on pinterest to find some cool artwork thinking they’d have the same good level of space marine artwork but nah. Its mostly freaky stuff
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”
I generally just think that people who are obsessed with "sex" on the internet, either do it to make money and are faking it.
Or they have very low self esteem so they try to hide it with a hypersexualized persona.
Because if they really were into sex, they would go outside and develop their game.
Like…
they kind of started that way as well tbh... before they got more toned down, they are alot cooler now adays then way back when but man are people still weird about them
did someone say gooners
there's people like that in every corner of the internet
Its the 1000th guardsman x Sister of battle artwork… man wtf
We call them degenerates
If I lived in the 40k universe, I’d want a sister of battle to kill me 3
I guess bro
If I I lived in 40k I lowkey think I would be a chaos cultist
Saying “nice argument, now face the wall heretic”
I ain't working 14 hour shifts at the manufactorum
If i lived in the 40k universe i’d kurt cobain myself ngl
Lol
I don't think it's fair to throw that word around to everyone you dislike, because at the end of the day the sex industry's foundation is taking advantage of insecurity.
Look I just prefer when a woman is the one hurting me with my consent uwu
That was one of my first questions when I first found warhammer
"Why doesn't everyone just kill themselves"
But I guess they never knew anything better
To me degenerates are people who are obssessed with sex and talk about it in public spaces
Yeah… It has been the way of life and their culture for so much time now
Joining a chaos cult is just embracing the universe around you
Everything is chaos and violence
Except for like everything above the underhive
Yeah and puritans are the ones who abhor sex and fun and believe that only by complete sanitization of the internet will they eradicate all things they consider “degeneracy”.
YES what happened to being silent about those topics idk anymore but it changed.
Yes
Thats also corny
I’m not saying sex should be openly discussed at all times
But it absolutely shpuld not be shamed
Ever
Yeah nah
I'm not really interested in your definition of the word, but degrading niches like this doesn't solve the underlyining problem
The way I see it we all poop but that doesn't mean we're having conversations about our last dunker
To put it in lighter terms
Trying to cleanse the web is like trying to silence a meteor strike
So do you propose we call them gooners
I like degenerates better
most people who talk about gooner stuff like this aren't shaming, what they are talking about is the troubling normalization of the behavior because of how it tends to affect everything overall
Freaks, gooners, married to their right hand club idk?
Wanna know what happened the last time a group people started labeling folks they didn’t like as “degenerates”?
Genocide
we shall call them "Hanks"
And what behavior is that exactly?
the over importance people will put on sex and how they'll use it to replace having a personality as a defensive mechanism.... it starts to create an environment where you'll hear more about sex in places like this then you would in a group of sex workers... and then younger people come in and get socialized in that way and it starts to snowball into a problem... mostly because it starts to errode on actual edcation on the matter but theres alot of small knock on effects
i think the problems with gooners, isn't the fact they like """"sex""""
it's that they don't comprehend that it is an addiction to be this obsessed with sexual content on the internet 💀
Porn addicts are something else man…
i don't even think most of them are addicted or obsessed... i just think its a way they found to recieve positive attention so they keep doing it. Same way kids will break things just to get someone to pay attention to them
That is a problem, yes. Except I’m seeing the word “degenerate” thrown around so I can’t help but think that the ones using it are actually in the wrong. Especially since they usually are
some people are different then what i just said tho
Listen people, we need a return to Puritans okay, Victorian era dress and speech code, better not show an inch of skin or you'll be branded an harlot 😤
english speakers love to use hyperbole so i tend to give people the benefit of the doubt that they are either accidently using a word too hardly or that they simply don't realize the actual situation... i get why you'd find it annoying tbh, i love semantics myself so i won't fault you for it 
Yea lets make men wear skirts again! 😤
nah, I think they are lonely, therefore they try to fill the void with artificial intimacy. They get hooked, and start to look for more and more content to get off to.
Usually nothing serious comes out of it, and it equalizes with their everyday life. But sometimes it can get out of control, and they might even do illegal shit.
That only applied to women tho men got to do whatever they wanted XD
but the point is, that it is built to never be satisfactory
God i forgot how much i love this song (Dusted ‘N’ Disgusted by E40)
nothing can replace human companionship
lol i just think we should remember that consent rules can apply to a crowd of strangers. Just because one human wants to get freaky doesn't mean all other humans should be ok with all levels of freak or should they be assumed that they do
People forget that during the victorian era is was very common for men to visit brothels to pay for sex
maybe if we go back to that they can pay for it instead of crying about not getting any ..shrugs..
make brothels legal again
Yes
uh
no
💀
lol i think we're seeing the same problem nearly just from different frames 
WTF did I wake up too
we're just talking about darktide man
This was how they did it in the old days man!
what they don't tell you is that the majority of sex workers from the 1600s-1900s are trafficked from colonized nations
If you can’t do something ethically, don’t do it at all
I knew this
so you think it is a good idea to go back to sex slavery? 💀
If brothels are to become legalized again, there must be strict ethical standards that must be adhered to. Full stop
I wasn’t born yesterday lol
Just because I say something on the internet doesnt mean I actually believe it.
exactly so you should understand how talking about the nature of gooners and the effects they have on society loops perfectly in with Darktides themes and narratives 
ah yes, the good old "just kidding bro, just prank bro"
?
I was just kidding bro
I was always kidding
you just decided to take it serious
And I think imma go back to sleep it’s to early for me to be dealing with with this
wow you got me 
I wasnt trying but whatever
mhm
God forbid I join a discussion and make a joke jesus
My fucking bad sir ill remember to ask you permission
ah, the good old redirection 🍿
orckas are notorious for rocking boats
Seems this one really wants to rock mine for no reason XD
it's always ethnically viable to sink a yacht
Im not even on a yatch
woosh
bruh bothering my while im fishing on a row boat q.q
lmao, yatch
Anyone else struggling deploying their alt?
Bruh bother a girl fishing for her food thinking he rocking a yatch v.v
i think its morally grey, because its alot of pollution and chemicals to dump in the ocean.... ethical would have the boat taken apart on land
you can keep the owners inside still tho
but if we let it afloat
more pollution in the long run
also, boats make excelent artifical reefs in the ocean
yeah which is why we ethically take it apart, lol we're showing in real time why oversight is needed 
only if you sink them correctly, otherwise they damage stuff before anything else happens
not possible in the moment unfortunately 😔
would wolfer sink a yacht?
the thanos approach
What the fuck is going on
The best way to get back at an oppressive regime is to clearly fuck with the innocent population
we're talking about darktide
We are discussing ethics and speech code on the internet
it's of the utmost importance to the continuation of society
and civilization
ethics in games jounalism
In darktide server? How fucking dare you
I swear to god if they give me an opinion that doesnt echo my own im sending threats
how evil
ogryn have the best ethics 
i think you can have discussions of how 40k can be metaphors of real world socio-economic issues
it is satire at its core
but then again, most of the community thinks the black templars are unironically based
💀

the 1st legion have AI pets 😌
satire is often misread 
Do you guys think Chaos or Imperium is better
By the folks it’s mocking no less
media literacy should be taught more in schools... like we do some of it but only for like old books and not for movies and stuff
Me when i watch fight club and think the main characters is someone I should aspire to be.
which side have more gooners 🤔
for the Armoury Exchange, when does it usually resets?
And then you have people telling you "nothing is deep and to stop looking into shit"
Chaos fosho
Those slaanesh people dont play
Funny enough we have so much more memes on Imperium than Chaos
lol the best is when you're talking on a very shallow level about very shallow media and they hit you with that... its like "yeah its not that deep at all, dip your toe in man you wont' drown"
Chaos would be better for the universe if they didn't slaughter half their population every week for their god
see that's what you would THINK, but Imperium have an astronomically larger population, therefore statistically 😏
The "Keep politics out of games" crowd legit be the most boring people to talk to because when you ask them to discuss media they have nothing other then the story was fun and the graphics were good q.q
imagine if I told these chuds that American Psycho is written and directed by a women
Its like all they got is how the media made them feel emotionally at the time and nothing else x-x
the biggest gooners might be the orks, they reproduce by fighting, and all they talk about is fighting, all they want to do is fight
I thought orks came from mushroom spores
They do have a wide assortment of goons at their disposale
mushrooms can't have sex
in the same way humans come from eggs
Thats what you think
This is made up
anything can have sex
Nuh uh
i'm glad we agree on that fact 
I bet my dad could beat up your dad!

Concerned 
Its all made up man and im 31 and I write for only other adults we got plans up here.
you're gonna write about good pay and affordable housing?
No because that makes for lame stories.
But who knows a band of queer indivduals might beat up a land lord or something idk
shame, that would have been a hot read
Omg bro I still can't post pics in driptide
And it doesn't matter how much I text it just won't unlock
its probably also on a timer... either way it'll come
when people ask me how my day was so I tell them the story was ok and the graphics are good
Well in that case
naah its not by a timer
I've joined this server for maybe more than half a year, just never comment and I'm still servoskull
its why i said also, its def message based... but its for the best we don't know the exact details 
when people know the rules of the game they start playing the game
Actually just checked, I've joined this server since May 2024 
just quietly lurking lol
My trust value is 1 forever
I feel like if I told my mom that shed slap me q.q
if my kid told me that id probably die laughing
Bruh I need to play a class that actually has builds for high ammo capacity guns