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bug*
i did a run where i was actually full sweatlord mode using buffs, ashes and crabs ect to increase my defense and stance breaks and i was bullying bosses that made me wanna end it all
u can break this game in so many ways
But faith str was definitely my favorite, killing people with holy or lightning is peak
I wouldn't mind Taunters Tongue as I would have normally kept it on when I was running around but the game is so freaking open for the sake of being open that if someone invades you and decides to let you run around like an asshat without Torrent you're basically doing what you were already doing but significantly slower.
I only ever put on the Tongue if I was in an area where I didn't have access to Torrent otherwise.

Curved greatswords? Eh.
Farrons, wolfs, bloodhounds
um everything is political ☝️ 🤓
Fair lol, I just seek pvp so if someone invaded I was hunting
Polideez lmao
There's also trolling using mimic veil
I fuckin love the camo spells in souls games lmfao
Aquila if you don’t follow my exact Political Beliefs I hate you and consider you an enemy now, because that’s how people sometimes act these days.
Yes, is if you get interrupted when using it or held it while trying to do something else. Really janky though.
arc raider store refresh soon
sadly becoming this way. bullet hell will never be political.. until someone makes the Venezuela raid a bullet hell.
i'm using shout, is it interruption during the entire length of the voiceline or am i just holding the button do you think?
no I believe this because my beliefs are OBJECTIVELY the best
On my console
That i dont play
Just hit the ult again, it's still off CD. Should fix it.
Dark Souls 2 combat felt more "slow and tactical" so if you got caught it was probably deserverd... unless lag showed its ugly face but I digress.
I do miss the Flame Mines from Dark Souls 2 and wish they brought those back somehow...
Dark Souls 2 had some of the silliest stuff spell wise and they left out most of it for anything afterwards like they wanna forget it was even a thing.
The way ER is made allows basically everything to be op, there's absolutely nothing stopping you from just ignoring the boss and farming till you're 50 levels above it and 2 shot it
yeah it pops just so annoying to micromanage, especially when i'm relying on it to bounce bursters or something
btw I'm doing rogue trader on unfair difficulty and holy shit they're not kidding it really is unfair
Your beliefs are offensive to me
Hex school in ds2 was… something?
ds2 felt way too different from ds1, i do get the resentment. but the pvp was kinda fire while it was current ngl..
anyway thanks kar
ds2 best pvp
yeah and that's the best thing about it
if u wanna go full naked man with a club unga bunga mode u can do that and if u wanna become god u can do that
^
FS basically. Went on holiday with a spaghetti mess of a code.
2025 ds2 resurgence was funny
I genuinely think everyone in here who thinks ds2 has the best pvp forgets what actually playing it was like
I think I'm just bad at games or sum, I died to the tutorial boss chaos spawn for an incredibly long time to the point I said fuck it and started a new run, on easy mode

the best offence is a good defense ergo my beliefs are defending you 
damn i missed out
Unfair in RT is doable but you have to play tactically and use terrain and builds correctly- if you want good advice go to Youtube and search for crpgBRO or werglia (find their build playlists)
Got fucking rocked bro
i think that most of this game's active users spend more time playing it then fatshark does developing it
What's your current MC build in RT?
no it is genuinely a PITA, Abelard just went 30 rounds with the fuckin chaos spawn
is rogue trader a turnbased/xcom like? maybe i should look in to it..
Getting phantom ranged to death by washing pool, endless dark buffed sunlight sword spammers, the magical parrying banana.
i wanna do another ER run but man its too big even if u boss rush 
exploring it was a blast first few playthroughs but its such a big game
nightreign is my souls fix rn
ngl talking to and interacting with both Republicans and Democrats literally every day, I’m going to say something that shouldn’t be controversial but is apparently… outside of politics most people are actually pretty normal and sane regardless of the “side” they’re on, and the majority of people I know on both sides actually have a lot in common, like, more than they differ.
It’s mostly the people in charge and the way media and online people act that convinces everyone the other side is crazier than it really is.
I own rogue trader
The reason i dont play it?
A friend i was supposed to duo with bailed
surely theres an ER boss rush mode. but its a mod, so ew...
Im about to start a new ER run fwiw, idk if company changes your mind or not
For Unfair, you ideally want to spec Cassia and Argenta into crowd control/AOE damage (using the Navigator's Eye power and forced enemy movement abilities to position and damage crowds) and Argenta's bolter build for AOE burst damage
It's called Nightreign
Thankfully I only got Dark Souls 1 two months before Dark souls 2 came out. 100%ed DS1 one month prior to DS2 releasing so I got to hurt myself only for a short time in DS1's PvP long enough to realize I hated it and how it was just "Backstab Fish: The Game."
Dark Souls 2 is where I spent most of my PvP time and aside from that blasted shitty netcode and how some people would intentionally abuse it... it was pretty good and honestly allowed the most flexibility for builds.
Scholar of the First Sin only improved everything in general tho the rerelease still seemed mildly silly in my opinion but whatever I guess.
there's a lot of good mods that add new cool shit but also big asf
MC is best as a Noble giving other chars extra turns
Same, there's too much game for me to do new ER runs so I just reign all over the night
half right
I just prefer not to talk about it with others in casual settings period. I work like 10 hours a day. Its not what I want to come home to talk about or involve myself with
If it makes you feel better that game has pretty shit multiplayer on console
Me and my buddy tried and it just wasn't it
I beat the game already on hard mode but I'm in the Edelthrad/chaos spawn fight rn in unfair so I have very little to work with
I hve no choice but to hear it constantly lmao
tempting
but not anytime soon
Your duo doesn't even get to make a unique character till after chaos spawn
That fight feels like rng sometimes
but yeah I’d rather talk about other stuff too more often than not
i agree, i cant tell you when i started ds1 in relation to ds2 release. but the pvp was so much better, and you're right about the absuers. i havent pvp'd in a fromsoft game more than ds2
yeah I'm getting that feeling
CSpawn screams and prones everyone and you lose or it doesn't and you win
Is the truth in a way.
Thats how it is for me. Im just not a fan of people who turn every conversation political. Makes me completely disinterested
I could prolly do another ER run if I had seamless co op tbh, buddies would definitely make it better but in a good way, hate base game multiplayer tbh
seemless is much better ye
that game is incredibly easy even on its hardest
You’d rather hear about how I’ll push you down and stomp on you right?
More fun to tease yuri.
BG3 lacks challenge unless you're doing Solo HM or something else stupidly restrictive tbh
Agreed, I started on heroic or whatever it's called to see the unique actions each boss gets and still steamrolled as a storm sorc
So i noticed
Literally
The only time coop came into practice was during overworld/combat stuff
EVERYTHING else was run by primary player
Ever invade as a "friendly" Invader who would place Warmths to help the host and at some point later on, after they got into a mildly beefy fight and hurt some, have a Warmth waiting for them down the hall but little did they know you snuck a couple of Lingering Flame Mines inside of the Warmth so they couldn't see it until their screen filled up with flame?
I have.
It's fun.

Sister, please. You are riling up the beast.
Storm sorc plus someone with create water is just ez game
Right, my contrition.
I've done Unfair with a couple different builds, might be able to help but not sure. For Unfair, this is essential btw : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDo44cZK2h8&pp=ygUhd2VyZ2xpYSByb2d1ZSB0cmFkZXIgZ3VpZGUgdW5mYWly (Space Combat guide - you absolutely have to build the ship and level it a certain way or space combat is basically impossible unfortunately)
What's a good female elf name for my Pathfinder main character
Dont listen to those who would impede upon your journey. 
Tbh playing crpgs just makes me want to play ttrpgs
Don't tease me thx
yea same lmao
@fiery wave which Touhou character is objectively the dumbest?
Cirno doesn’t really seem as dumb as people make her out to be, she can read (something Mystia can’t do) and she can do basic math and even remember her multiplication tables (something fairies generally can’t do)
aight ty I'll check it out, rn I'm just tryna slug it out through this chaos spawn 
real life is the only ttrpg that matters
What's your MC build?
Had someone I used to know who's entire personality was Cirno, I still have no fuckin idea what that was

Went with fortress world soldier
Big fan of Lancer, personally.
Baka🗣️ 📢 🔊
Get hit by a truck
attempt to roll dice
Fucking dies because your arm is 5 metres away so you couldn't roll any
Cirno is the Ice Fairy, she’s considered an idiot because she’s foolhardy and looks for fights she can’t win, but like… several other characters also do that.
yaknow?
Burn a fate point and it's all magically better
hiya mal
helo
Unfortunately for me all my fate points were burned at character build
I got the edgy background, but didnt go on adventures to fill the build
rerolling my lottery tickets 400 times
Dumped charisma
Even Okuu counts, if it's not nuclear fusion/power related.
Suika Ibuki is peak 
For the Chaos Spawn fight on Unfair, to do it reliably what has worked for me even with a slightly damaged party (and you might have Idira especially go down early in the fight...) is to start by positioning your party for Cross-fire (don't use the small cover at right when the fight starts as it does basically nothing).
Position Argenta and your MC so they can hit AOE burst attacks killing the 2 Cultists to the left and right of Spawn while also doing some damage, try to keep Idira back because she will actually do huge amounts of damage to it if she survives using her warp attack. If you are able to do so, charge Abelard down the stairs left side- you want to kill the cultists ASAP so Spawn doesn't eat them to heal. You can kill about 5 of them on round 1.
After that, keep your party spread out and dodge tank with Abelard if you can
You want Abelard in a position where you can burst the spawn from the sides with your Argenta and MC without hitting him
The kid next to you on the airplane is being a bit too loud
Quick-saving
I’d argue some of the other characters are bigger idiots than Cirno.
Imagine how much psychological damage you'd do to yourself
Since that came from eating the Yagaratsu.
Nah i'd sleep like a baby
I work at a gas station
Ive seen lottery rerolls happen real time
Did they won
Depending on what happens round 1, the Spawn's poison spit can't really be avoided, but you might be able to close in on it with Abelard and stop it doing so
$2 yeah
If it poison spits your MC/Argenta/Idira in a group, they'll almost all go down
Enough for another scratcher after the 15 they got
I dont quicksave, I live with my actions because they are morally justified if I needed to save in the first place 
yeah I'm spreading everyone out and having abelard tank the spawn but it's really a battle of attrition and relying on rng it feels like
I need to speak w the admin that turned on hardcore mode 😠
I don't have installed at the moment, but there's a skill Abelard gets early which makes his dodge tanking really reliable rather than RNG... I would have to look it up though :X
Idira's lightning is actually a liability on the Spawn fight due to high corruption, but the scream / shriek attack will chunk the Spawn for 20-30+ hp athe later it gets into fight if you can keep her from being poisoned
I also need to have words with the admin that made this economy
Idira can be the key to the fight on Unfair
yeee I'm realising shriek spam is the only way to do any real damage to it
Just don't spawn any Blue Horrors of Tzeentch like I did by accident
I wanna ask them why they forced me to exist.
It sucked the time I did that
....yeah I already had her do that on one of the attempts lmao
Kari can I get the hanya no reaction please
it is what it is, I'll keep cracking away at it
I like that one
I wish FatShark would add that to Darktide instead of psyker explosion
Psyker should shit out a couple daemons
Aw man i love my blue and pink nuggets
I like the hanyaheh one
Psyker gets too corrupt, 5 nurglings appear
Karien henyaheh’d me when i pointed out the sus vore topic earlier
turd daemons? diarrhea gremlins?
no thanks
id rather blow up
You will do it
The Emperor wills it
karien thats lewd
Not even the Firefox one.
Tragic
Which lasted longer than the Chrome one.
Kari eula stare react bon please
im surprised firefox is still going tbh
I wish, but life uses a checkpoint based system with IronMan always on
and it deletes your save if you die
Except people still remember it.
Unlike games usually.
Ty kari
I will be sure to not shoot the pox burster that’s dive bombing you when you try to shove them as show of my thanks
you ever just stretch in such a way that your whole body pops and it hurts a little but also feels SO good
Nah not really sister
this is a sign of autism actually 
Oh no
Often

In general what are good Blessing Perks to run if you're trying to minimize damage?
Like for example does the Gunners reduction reduce damage from all enemies with a gun or just the normal sized dudes who sometimes sit still and shoot endlessly until whatever they are shooting dies?
Would the Snipers one be kinda worth it?
My usual go tos are typically Toughness, Health, Ability Cooldown.
Only elite gunners
Oh it stacks multiplicatively
A little lower
Running Zealot?
More like 40 ish
Less, about 36% or something
like 60-70
Always get the Damage Resist (Gunners) +20% on each Curio
It's a must-have, especially if you want to do Havoc
Triple stacking ofc
I usually go two gunner resis perks
Cuz it’s adding a 20% bonus to the already existing 20%
yeah
Most builds I've seen with gunner resists only came from Zealot
Currently yes.
Trying out the suggested Fatmangus build for shits and giggles (I usually don't take on other people's builds but for the sake of NOT dying because others can't stay alive I figured why not?).
Ahh, more of a Vet main so idk much about Zealots 
Has as much wounds as a baneblade probably
dont run wounds, the only one that can wound me is my ex 
I'm confused... if you're running three 20% Resist to Gunners wouldn't that be AT LEAST %60?
More then a space marine that’s for sure
It doesn’t stack additionally
It goes up by 20%
I run max wounds on my vet 
Then an extra 20% of the 20
Huh, did not know that 
a vet shouldnt be wounded by his ex, but whatever we all need to do

Is that for every perk on the curios?
or her*
Or just specific things
Wise u know that for future purposes
the Veteran's ex is the Planet Cadia
I've used all characters and have all Penances done otherwise. Main things I'm missing are like... Mission specific or not dying on Auric and so on.
So sitting at currently 6385 Penance Score wondering if they are ever going to add more to the Penance "Battle Pass" thing.

Wot?
and it's a wound he'll never recover from
true and real
I’m not to sure but I do believe everything stats done in the curios is done multiplicatively
SWEET CADIA MY LEG!
Poggers
CDR is flat.
Sweet Leg, MY CADIA planet explodes
Only stacks multiplicatively
Fatshark moment
Fast math
I see ty kari
So... not really worth stacking multiples of the same thing then unless it's for more Health, Toughness or Ability Cooldown?
But Damage Resist things your best "bang for your buck" is different Damage Reductions then?
Says the guardsman holding his own severed leg as Cadia fuckin explodes
Losing Cadia, hurt that guardsman more than losing his leg
LMFAO
Cadia stands, even without a prosthetic
I run all gunner resist because the other ones aren't all that worth running imo, sniper resist is ok-ish tho
I mean you can patch up cadia
Prosthetic Cadia is great
but in havoc I wouldn't bother with sniper resist, better off just not getting sniped
So... what?
Run a single Gunners Resist, Sniper Resist and like a Curruption Resist between the three Curios?
Prosthetic Cadia is just New Cadia
Is new Cadia just a prosthetic Cadia
Consider using toughness regen speed and stamina regen
but none of them fit right
Or let the teammates eat the bullet
Most damage res is multiplicative, with a bit complex calculation
Toughness regen speed only applies to coherency toughness gain, it's garbage
toughness regen speed I'm not gonna use because that's only coherency regen
You have the ogryn 
stam regen tho is a good shout
Gunner resist is like the very only used the most
I default to 3x toughness, 3x revive speed, 3x gunner resist
That’s a solid enough set up
So just stack Gunner Resist cuz "Fuck those guys in particular."

Well the thing is
TOUGHNESS REGEN IS DOG DOOK.
@fiery wave Questioning me for saying Gunner Resist is a must-have before everyone piles on to say Gunner Resist is a must-have lmao
Why are you getting shot at in the first place
Just don't get tired fourhead.

I go 3x tough, 3x revive speed, 2x gunner Res, 1 stamina regen for my ogryn snd scum mostly
I run 3x toughness, 3x stam regen and 3x gunner resist
I assumed it was alright but damn chill don’t hit me
though that said +health is useful for certain survival breakpoints in havoc
I’m only a wee wittle 300 hours baby in darktide
Stamina sickos: YES! YES!!!
The game doesn’t fuckin elaborate on this shit enough
Is more of, I don't run it. I'm dying to lag overheads and trappers.
You need to run 3x Resist Lag curios
yeah that's a big problem with Darktide and Vermintide
Just 3 modems
The rot crusher will ignore that real quick 
stacked on top of one another
O well one can’t have everything perfect
FS does not explain the inner workings so you're entirely reliant on the community
At least the game is fun and it works so I’m pretty happy in that regard
Its normally to stop classes with vet health from getting literally one shot by a burster
not to mention sometimes tooltips are written weirdly or outright wrong
FatShark can't explain what they themselves don't understand
I actually did use 3x 30% Toughness Regeneration when Zealot could count as two people at all times (I actually liked this perk even tho it was kinda a shitty perk as it benefitted either ONLY you when you ran off or nobody if you were with someone else) so my Toughness coming back was always solid (on top of just killing things with my beating stick).
I think they sometimes just make up the numbers
Aquila what fuckin tool tips
The loading quotes are a guideline to Living in the imperium
ObeseMegalodon, more like ObtuseMegalodon
The morbidly obese fish
Miyzaki when making the "lore" for Dark Souls:
It's still dog dook if you play higher than sedation to malice. It only works if no enemies are near you.
:3 cheeseburger
Something something big tiddy lady and women with their feet out 
I mean... it no longer works anyways because they removed that perk entirely replacing it with a "Stamina" Perk instead.

And a swamp that makes you miserable 
There's a reason I mentioned sedation.
Who is Fatmangus
large chest ahead
or just the saddest man losing everything and holding onto the last thing/memory he can hold onto till it is also ripped from him, nothing left
Or just hype and aura farming from the boss that doesn’t even say anything
I dunno.
I had some good results back when it was still a thing.
Sucks tho that it only is in regards to passive regeneration not total regeneration from kills/other actions.
it's what happens when you give players that play way too much, entirely too much time to cook
Me watching a single item description changing dark souls lore forever and upend the entire community
Dark Souls is really an archeologic game 😌
How did Ainz cook up a stealth Zealot that isn't a stealth Zealot 😮
tbf it's not Ainz's build, it was cooked up by someone else afaik
They delude themselves into thinking there’s a deeper story aside from a random hobo knight killing shit cuz he woke up and chose violence
but it got real popular real fast among the upper end players
/will jump of a ledge in a funny way and die (not intended)
because a bald man said there was loot
Miyazaki: "I'll give $1000 to whomever can figure out the real total story of Dark Souls."
Meanwhile he can change any detail at any time he wants cuz it's that vague on just about everything.
Could be better tbh
Vaat Vidya be like
You could be playing peak souls two
Bet
Is why it's junk and use other things.
patches
Majula theme, based taste
@astral basin no shiftsmart today 
Is it easy to use?
You see it gets to a point where if you don’t explain anything and make lore only told through small dialogue and random item descriptions in an surprisingly interesting world to a player base that quite frankly has far too much time on its hands, they will start to make up their own stuff iand theory craft beyond our wildest imaginations
Yes but also this happens because I viewed the item description of Moldy bread
yeah it makes you pretty much unkillable
"Here's a stick. Go kill God... or Satan... or both either or." said the Holy Paladin of Majestic Strength to... checks notes the very homeless, very malnourished and barely half capable of walking corpse that just stumbled out of a grave/prison.
Yeah that makes sense.

Maybe this is the pathway for me to get Auric Storm Survivor finally
the only hard part of the build is you need a new curio set lmao
Reflective jackets hurt my eyes
video essay be like
cosmological horror of fallout 4
video length - 2 hours
Zealot is my oldest char so I think I have a shitload of spare curios
They're so reflective
Tbf playing fallout four is a horror game in of its self
avg darksouls pt1 8 hours as they read every items description
Is there a guide to the playstyle or do I just do it standard and use shroudfield once I take damage?
i think most video essays are chat gpt written
no guide afaik but there are videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82EpvAqXth0
It's actually good I swear
++ MUSIC ++
Rolling Steel Mission OST - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MuXsvVU4Y
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
ai cant match his slop
That moment when you check the store and it has a Health Curio with only 20% and a Toughness Curio with only 16%.

OK Random homeless samurai whose sword quite frankly has a higher IQ than you do listen up and listen close I’m sending you on a quest to kill God, the devil, star Jesus and cuthulu in that order
I wonder how many times in my life I've said the words "have a good one"
Do you really need 21% health each
It would be whatever the amount is plus one extra
Sometimes that one or two percentage makes a difference.
More is better.
Period.

I have
It’s like at least 5 extra points of health 
gambles a lot of my melk bucks alr
tfw you survive a horde with 2 health
probably not lol
Nuh uh
Stun mine from the arbites cancels out that entire horde
Yeah you just have to religiously check the shop constantly and snag any 21% Health Curios, 17% Toughness Curios and maybe any +3 Stamina Curios (if you decided to do some speed runs for certain Penances/Achievements).
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
person playing arbiter got depression and is replaced by reckless person playing hivescum who got killed by crushers early into the horde push
How much time y'all be spending washing ya hands
Every 5 minutes
Not quite what I asked but fair
the hive scum has like 50 health tbf that’s like 5 less then the psyker
I'm levelling up my Zealot gameplay rn
A minute Mayhaps 50 secs
I was gonna keep playing Pathfinder WOTR, but I must now Zealot
I still remember running a Tier 1 Difficulty Mission trying to Speed Run it without anyone going down and seeing a Psyker's head explode because he was "surrounded" by like three normal dudes.
It's funny in hindsight but holy fuck what could you have done to make your head explode and go from nothing to BOOM in a matter of 5 seconds?
And I THINK they were level 30 too so...

need more good arbites players fr fr, i miss the class spam
It was just a dream man
Not installed currently, all I got is builds memorised for that
They def ate the attacks and got up to high sanity before throwing a spell or sum and exploding
I can't wait for Dark Heresy to drop though
Law Man tosses a Mine that stuns the horde.
Unlawful Man shoots out a Rocket that deletes the horde.
We are not the same.

the mine is vibrate only
One misses out on the fun of beating the shit out of the horde
Unlawful man throws out a chem nade into a fully blight horde and sends me to the 1fps zone
The other gets the fun from shooting a bazooka into the horde
The inquisitor watching me fall in love with that stupid space elf knowing he can’t do jackshit without getting summerly executed
he’s on my fuckin ship what’s he gonna do
kerillian???
m buying the game
Nah mirazhai
I dunno.
All I remember is the sheer confusion and disappointment I had when it happened.
They got snagged by a Trapper cuz I remember coming to save them before they went down.
I was playing mad babysitter.
Actually it was probably the stupid ability, I forget what it's called, that makes your Warp constantly go up over time and keeps going until it caps out.
Nerd probably hit that, got snagged by the Trapper and when they got up to blast one of the weaklings their thing was capped out and they asploded.


Call bro a good boy you win any conversation with him
Literally he’s on my ship and I’m a psyker that slings around fire tornadoes for fun
My hands are gloved in a layer of filfth
Nothing like the first time using Hive Scum and seeing a Chaos Spawn's HP just delete itself the first time you shot it with a Bazooka.

Forces of chaos really didn’t plan for much
Like "Damn Vet got some competition now for 'Things that delete big fucks.'"
Him watching me develop a loving long lasting relationship with my mutant wife
Sore throat is THE worst part about being sick. Imagine losing access to solid food for a week or so
Hope u stop having a sore throat
i'd argue not being able to breathe through the nose is worse
and the nightmares that come with it
and lack of sleep
Just swallow thru the pain.
Whatcha gonna do?
Be in pain?
Throw it all up?

I sleep like a baby when im sick
Not breathing through the nose is pretty annoying but it’s not that bad
Look, I run around at 2-4 hp long enough to know.
did you have sleep paralysis demon or nah
Never got covid cuz I played war thunder with my friends the entire time
yes and no, i knew someone was with me in my apartment, i tried to kick my legs to wake up, damn near kicked a whole in the wall when i did
I've caught it 4 times by now
Me when 99% of my Health Bar is just "Heresy" with a shmeckle of life left in it:
I have come to learn that I fucking hate German players
Chat send help, my fluffy mane of hair keeps falling in my face when I lean down
checked all over to make sure no one was inside
ponytail
it's really hard to explain the terror to non sleep paralysis people lmao
Cuz they do nothing and act incredibly incompetent and win because my tanks can’t pen their armor straight on
it's a meme
Good idea, except lack hair tie
Panick EK spam. Is like 30% peril per go without charging.
Mine sleep paralysis daemon is kinda hot
Then you can try to do braids I guess?
You might need someone to help with that.
Henrix genuinely tweaking out watching me flirt with that stupid fucking xenos and the absolutely not techoheretical cold trader at the exact same time
Just assume that if you can't move and do things that you're probably fine... probably... and go back to sleep.

55 toughness 2 hp, pure and clean bar. Because my build is memes.
caveman brain go panic mode 
suicide bomber psyker is viable right
send her of
Viable in pissing off your teammates who have to keep respawning you.

on higher difficulties probably
there's that node that allows you to not get downed by perils of the warp
you do the explosion but you don't get downed (instead corrupting a wound as if you got downed)
Yes but that doesn't mean you're not going to be dying if your goal is to blow your brain up as a "viable tactic."
need a node that summons a demonhost baddie to suck you into warp if you die
Crystalline will.
Not sure if i've shared my paralysis experience here before. But long story short, she kinda got her head chopped off by some sort of light ray and i was sleeping soundly again
sorry that i don't remember the names of every individual skill node mb

Is fine, I'm just stating it.
got it boss
Need an extended break or so?
God emp himself personally said she’s for the streets
Man im bothered
I dont listen to joe rogan
The few times i heard something from him, he starts with an honest opinion before driving it off a cliff with a dogshit take
And some of the guests ive seen likes to correct him (the ones not proving to be more batshit crazy than he is)
And im bothered bc
He has a good person/ strong person take that he likes
That was corrected
And idk where to find the corrected version
Anyways
Time to test
Idk. New year new bothers
Wtf
First time I ever got kicked from a mission
lol
Why do they hate FatMangus
they don't understand the power
were you doing 120fps in a 60fps zone
i got kicked from a vermintide 2 game when i was super drunk on holidays lmao
actually didnt want to play and went to chill and watch youtube
saved me 30 mins
(i was spinning in circles thinking about life)
XD
blacklist them and move on, best to avoid such people tbh
unless you're speedrunning
One of the cunts was yapping into mic but it's inaudible
Holy, I just updated my graphics due the new DLSS 4.5, boots up darktide
Installs shaders and hear my PSU cranking so loud for a second 
it became sentient
Had a day to myself family was over too, I went to go downstairs (incredibly tired at this point) drank the glass of water on the table that some idiot didn’t finish cuz I hate wasting stuff…… quickly found out that wasn’t water, but in fact a glass of vodka the night got very interesting was very goofy buzzed for awhile played a game of darktide probably confused the hell out of my teammates speaking French in the entire time and then passed out
ngl im so glad theres a account wallet so if im playing a new class and i need money i can just go to my already maxed class grind some high levels and come backi
it was water alright, the one the goverment puts all the chemicals into
jk
hey im new and im trying to play darktide on laptop with my controller and it keeps disconnecting my controller for no reason
Just play on mouse and keyboard 
i don't have a mouse
probably should've bought one lowkey
Bruh.
I figured it out have good day yall
what solved it lmfao
and i began to hate
input conflict with steam
since im using xbox app on windows
Turns into AM
I have no power and I must game
Subject your children to the running wheel to generate power exclusively for the PC
A gamer's need must be sated
the only thing kids are good for tbh
my power is fine. just a reference to this
did a 15 hour stretch of programming to try to get my damn DT mod to work. Not sure how I'm conscious
Do consider the concept
I'm simple and sleep deprived
Same, would be great to get to sleep till 2169
My overlord kinda homeless
See how's humanity doing
“Hey guys how’s everyone-is that the Bosnian flag?”
Why Bosnia 
Sounds like something out of TC lmao
The Eldar to my necrons
I bet even if we managed to find a clean, nigh infinite source of energy
Our kids will still have to pay 300k+ for a 1BR apartment
Ok
FatMangus is legit
Did an Auric Maelstrom with only 1 other teammate
without ever dying
if you had to choose which blitz would you remove from the game
like across all classes.
“Congratulations on getting your first apartment! Out of curiosity, how many kidneys do you have again?”

Would also be interesting to know how far have we go with Biotech
I'm just a 900 hour noob, what is a Blitz????
I haven't even figured out what a Talent tree is yet
it became AI driven and now we're all 26 fingered freaks with pretzel spines
Maybe it will just be forever...
If I can grow back that chunk of my pinky then I’m pretty cool with it
Cursed Monkey's Paw: you grow it back, but it's not on your hand 
Gulp
With the current pace, spare human parts shouldn't be as expensive or rare (i think)
Could even 3D bioprint it, maybe?
Spare human parts are already cheap, you just have to know where to harvest the bodies from
"Hey welcome to my youtube channel, today i'll teach you how to pirate a liver"
3-D print myself a clone hell yeah
In fact, spare human parts are walking around free on the street as we speak
You can take them
There's also the matter of compatibility
Your body will reject the part if it doesn't
Look, I just want their organs not a dinner date or marriage
For yourself? You WILL have organ failure, multiple even
I wouldn't want failed organs
Maybe it's better only to harvest them from former gifted students
Brilliant idea!
I just steal organs.
Ogryn comedian is here all night
Organ failure? I’ll have you know The skin I’m wearing is not a failure I did a rather good job I would like to say
Darktide pub games are so weird sometimes
I got kicked twice from that first Auric Maelstrom by a 3 man group who were yapping and griefing via mic
then I joined the same mission again after blocking the main offender
and got matched to one other player
who was extremely nice over voice and now we've added as friends to play future Maelstroms
The griefing and kick-vote abuse in DT at higher level play is so fucking frustrating though
I've been having a lot of similar events like that in the game the finals
Like, Maelstrom you can't quickplay and in Oceania if you get a team of griefers you get re-matched to them
until you block
So you're shit out of luck for 55~ minutes
til the Maelstrom resets
its rough if you're going for the maelstrom penance
Yeh, I am currently
so annoying as well because I didn't do anything differently with the team
it was definitely them
meanwhile with the 1 other person we finished the same mission as 2 players
zero deaths
and zero issues
I try sometimes but occasionally you always get a game like that or some randos sandbagging
Dueling Sword got a nerf because it was too meta
hello niche community
I am pretty relaxed in games nowadays, I don't get mad but I do get frustrated when my time is wasted
Like especially as you get older
Sometimes is just just like that. People suck. I have had AFKers that I need to ask the next random to help kick so we can continue. Like, bad is one thing, they were AFKing outside of triggers in safe areas.
You don't get the same kind of free time
It's not a nerf, you can parry crushers now.
I'm petty in certain situations like I get reactive if someone is being an ass but I try not to complain about someone sandbagging unless I can think of some advice thats not too mean
Is like, ppl can be bad, ppl can be having bad days, if they at least try, is all good.
I get a bit salty in DT at times when people actively drag out games by playing badly
Like the other night I had 2 guys on a team who were on an Auric Hab Dreyko
And they just would not focus the objective or protect the player (me or the one other guy) hacking
So we were constantly getting pushed off the objectives
and constantly have to save these bums
and they were crashing out
It's like
Do the fucking objective so we can leave
If you just fight everything
We cannot leave
Could just be bad. Clearly not auric ready...

The longer we cnanot leave, the more we will just die
Because you totally can do such in malice fine.
They crashed out and started abusing me over voice
because I typed 2 times total
"Please do the objective"
is there any way to choose which theatre of the mortis trials you play or
"Please just do the fucking objective"
Sadly no
Oh, then is just wait for them to die and leave.
Turn your mic on and start brushing your teeth to assert dominance, @modern bobcat
Is a gamble.
You mean, turn on fan.
Epic.
I'll do what I used to do with bad teammates in Rainbow Six Siege
i love gambling
No, fan good. I need it to cool off.
A sergal jojo?
i've been considering using VC now that my mic is actually functional but nobody i play with ever uses a mic
a sergal what now
If you play with people from here on the Discord we mostly use it in the Strike Teams
Sergal jojo bizarre adventure
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
but in-game it's very rare to find players using VOIP
a little late
Cheese head
a little early
don't call me that
The rat will eat you
depends on if you're counting to the nearest day of october or the latest
FS please add quickplay to Maelstrom
Skaven come out to play
i eat rats
The bigger rats one
who am i kidding I'd never do that.
The one stand two legs
Just patpat fwuffything.
That goes "yes-yes"
The prey is the cheesy creature one here
Holy shit
Naw, they want warpstone.
I just found an Ogryn called GOTREK
Don't they worship cheese and eat cheese?
I'm pretty decent most missions but that is an aspect I respect, we all get bad missions from time to time then theres some people who just use psyker blitz as their only weapon
The merpy is the cheese type
Gotrek still trying to fulfill his Slayer Oath in the year 41,000
is extremely funny
Oh, THOSE kind.
Yeah, it's the type we ignore.
ew
had a guy go "but its cool" when he was only using smite when I told him maybe he'd like the surge staff
What a normal day in gen chatty
umgak information
Not really.
well you know it
We should call the local skaven.
To fact check and disprove these ridiculous theories.
Aren't you made of cheese?
Aren't those the guys that we're meant to "nudge" off the map using barrels
I play jihad psyker with assail primary weapon but my main weapon is peril explosion
Or just let them deal with bursters.
Is he awake though?
Peril explosion OP, please nerf.
I do not know that and as such I believe it will be better to postpone this
Tryhardie
probably more effective than most blitz only psykers
i started to recently play smite psyker + electrokinetic so my screen is just constantly filled with light
With SG speed thing up
Smyker 
Just need to find out Brazil time.
i actually use my melee weapon
instead of standing still like a bumass and holding rmb
is that better?
Give us a 4th psyker blitz where they just have a normal frag, it'd be funny
No
My assyker only use explosion on hordes and elites
appreciate the smyker racism good to see that some things never change
Is there any way I can redeem myself while still using smite?
My friend would likely "fuck you" type guy whenever he build what he want.
smykers when theyre full on peril and they see one poxwalker (they are about to go down)
Its good when used right, but they need to bake in more synergy like the fire has
Jihad psyker vs poxbusta
me and like 3 other ogryn made a arbites a honerary ogryn
he's gonna bring health care to Tertium, one Needle at a time
Not holding it longer than a sec.
I mean electrokinetic is a good combo with it because you have actual single-target damage instead of having to blind your teammates
Or only using it on a conga line of bs.
And yourself, oft
using it like it costs money like real world electricity
Smite is sadly damned to be this way because of its nature. Everything else would compliment it better
Ek non shriek? Assail better
I do made electro man build; surge and smite
Ek shriek? BB KF
Like, 14 crushers? Sure. 15 poxxers... 
those poxwalkers are dangerous1!1!!1 they must be slow cooked with smite
Fresh meat
Just swing your knoife like 5 times.
depends
A knoife, innit?
Got a loicense for it?
It depend if you want do on mixed horde like armored enemies where no one bring anti armor or no ogryn
Skibidi skibidi
if its a horde of tanky guys yes, poxwalkers can just get stabbed
Smite just the boss for that massive 10% damage buff
Either you just go "nah fuck you guys im going smite hordes for fun"
okay smiting bosses is just stupid
Mixed hordes with clearly too many ragers and crushers? Good. Horde that is 1-2 shotgunners and 50 poxxers? Just stab them.
everyone will surely thank the smyker for that
No one can deal pressure of horde of armored crowd without any zealot or good arbites
yeah i get that but when a horde of poxwalkers pulls up behind my team which is currently too busy fighting literally anything else and I don't want the horde to get past me (which it very much will because enemies tend to run past you after a certain amount of them are attacking) (or so I've noticed)
The humble power sword veteran with kraks:
I drop nuncio or supply. Already doing more lul.
Uncommon creature
You won't met them a lot in game
POWER FALCHION BABYYYYYY
Few skilled would use ps and krak or plasma but bunch of them not skillful
Is really situational. Some ppl like having a horde of their buffs, others don't.
I wish we had a Power Falcon, rather than a power falchion
I mean you are basically playing with servitors if you're quickplaying so that applies to everyone and everything
Power Falcon PUUUUUNCH!!!
sometimes the team is competent
it's always a gamble
Someone on my MourningStar with the name "FulgrimIsALoser"
worse yet is when they don't fucking ping like at all
I'm offended
How can FS just allow this Fulgrim slander
Is very hard to ping on controller.
Don't have patience to use lfg
Fulgrim deserves the Ls
My friend expect me to carry him long time ago
If I really do it, it's a trapper and dog kill plox.
Me neither, but i don't expect lobbies to do anything 
This is why i don't bring support tax talents/abilities on qp
Just be bait like the bots.
been playing havoc for 2nd day now, highest cleared is 22 so far, but its fun
the only issue i have is like
why the rewards for it are so damn boring
I bring whatever the fuck my playstyle as long i play like a machine gunner brauto, recon, aig
some cocksteel and shitmantine
Ok but cool title and black armour
Then demolition fun side dish blowing horde with mk3 boltgub
Eh, Some can be for selfish use though, anyone sticking getting a bonus is just... extra.
I would need those a lot
honestly ye the two things im doing it for is the big skull inq symbol thing and the title
the rest meh
My shit glows like lava. is that bad
my vet support build crying in the corner
i have been binge buying everything from store lately
did you eat a fucking fusion core

4 shredder and mk3 boltgun
No gold toughness
Me doing it
Always gold, always boomies, bistol and knoife.
Meta-ist
Things boom or bleed.
if i remember correctly my vet support is supposed to be anti-armour
with shredders for hordes(?)
The only karl grenade i use is on my plasma
pretty sure it was plasma gun and power sword.
I have 2 smoke and 2 frag
Oh i use taxe on plasma
I like to shank things as well though.
The only knife i gave use is zealot bookus
only sick furries use the power sword btw
Yeah i just got back vermintide with my friend
Also, not Meta when Path hates it for not being actually good.
Im hunger with plasmantine
Hello darktide general chat
Pathy is always datalist
He want be machinery thinking
Hello every pony

You from my little pony
hello barfight spargle
Why he saying not good is big. He maths all breakpoints and such.
ok missis 'i want to be enslaved by aliens'
the ordo xenos will be hearing of this
And he want more
More data to eat
You the one who showed me it bruv
never said i liked it
Crunchy data
YOU the weirdo
being aware of something does not associate me with it
Nah you binge it
never
You literally know more of it than me
He hate called as cheese head
You freaks
"reading it for the lore"
Lol
Someone just joined my team
YOU are the freak
yeah well i might have
'investigated'
a bit
just to get a general idea
FOR CADIA
THERE IS NO INVESTIGATION
but that's not the point
YOU CONSUMED THE EVIDENCE.
cadia is lame
I don't name my vet a cadian anything but a Mercenary
YOU ARE A BASTARD DETECTIVE
it tastes good
hitler brigade
mein favorite
You just make a meal out of the contriband locker huh
couldn't be furher from truth
i was hungry

What this mepping head cheesy doing to you?
fucking starved from any good fanfiction in the hellhole of ao3
You got exposed?
i am being abused badly
hes being exposed vro
Exposed of what?
Huh?
the more one will come to know the xeno the more one will loathe it
Go back to your Affini
no
Go backto them.
Furfinity
ur mom is a public channel
Merpy cheesy merper
I thought ppl post on that bunny mascot site now?
i give up
Thats ink bunny is worse
admitting defeat
i do not
concur
with the conditions of surrender
Oh, what even happened?
consider it a stalemate
If you wanna know ill put in dm
You know that pfp look like jojo as merpier
Sure.
it does not
Nah you lost, Floraphile.
I AM NOT.
ARE SO.
Cos they used to be an alt site... I wonder if they just went AI or something like DeviantArt.
Floraphile?
do not listen to a word she says she's gone mad (again)
oh like floraphile?
like uhhh
attracted to flower in the fancy way.
or plants in general i guess
something that I am not
Seems like a pleasant word 
Oh we back this degeneral chat now
It just means a love for flowers.
Don't forget that "-phile" can also mean just admire and/or like something a lot.
Think Audiophiles. People who love music, typically so much they invest a fair bit into it
He died in our Havoc
to an overhead
and I said
Yeh, you stood still and took that overhead the same way Cadia stood still and took an overhead from Abaddon's black fortress
he quit after that 🙁
Look at what you did 🫵
wack
poor guy
Yeah, also think pedophiles. People who love..wait a min 🤔
Cadians quitting like that is why Cadia fell. 
Cadians will never stop coping/seething
What they taste like 🤔
Like someone who just lost their planet
Guys your tearing apart this community.... just like Cadia
To much salt
Chat did you know that if you stand in front of Franklins house he will eventually show up to defend it
GTA 5?
Id be worried if someone just stood infront of my house too 
Its not even true its just a fake "fun gaming fact" that turned into a meme
Because EVERY GTA V "fun fact" videos include it
Cinephiles
Are cinephiles really going to movie theaters
or are they turning their own home into a theater
Call me Mr Krabs the way I be fucking them dollar bills
A pair of headphones is all you truly need tbh
I wish all cadians and kriegsman a pleasant “fuck off”
What happens if you use grimoire?
Theyre watching movies from their shitty samsung in their shitty bluetooh headphones
Stops corrupting your wound
If its a nurgle book, perma corruption
I just used it, nothing happened, but right after it ogryn came
Wait thats real? Is that an actual thing?
Clears some corruption taken if you pick it and use.
Or maybe i didnt mention corruption
How come i never noticed it before?
How long you've been playin?
But
But
Secondary mission says pick up le grimoires.... I must... pick it...
I just found it, used it immediately, ogryn distracted me and idk what happened when i used it
Since release but then after like 3 months i stopped playing and came back last month 
Best to just ask.
mmmm i love grimoires i love corruption i love getting like 2 plasteel for grabbing them
It clears a portion of corruption you gained picking it it.
While destroying it.
So pick it up without asking? Ok
Also it didnt count for me in secondary mission
Not playing with you, check.
You can't use it if you wanna collect it.
You need to bring it to the extraction.
My warmaster kinda homeless he lost his black fortress in the 13th crusade
I kinda dont have any diamantine to upgrade my weapons
grimoires are completely pointless to pick up in DT, they don't give better loot like in VT2. Basically just don't pick them up without asking and if even one person says to not pick it up, then don't pick it up.
I think the devs should make grims only corrupt the person holding it tbh, doesn't make sense the others get affected by it.
you mean 8k ordo dockets? barely enough to buy a weapon
why don't the admonition cultists break every medicae station they find
are they stupid
Despite being completely mutated by Nurgle they prolly use it as well
At least to some extent
Heretics are people too :
I also like to think they are just too fucking stupid to remember due to their brains being rotted from all the mutations and tox gas they smell
Being in a havoc with the blight spreads where all of our bars are 90% purple and one of our teammates is a zealot
I just dont get why they were never rewarding to begin with. back at launch when obtaining any currency was abysmally slow and ingame health and sustainability was even shittier, they gave about the same amount of nothing as they do now