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Gotta get that plague aura cookin
Yeah? And what faction do you like?
Imperium is even more cringe
Won't even let me tap on the fishtank
Old man in giant golden stinky chair
I got lost to sesbiansville
Art.
The 69th squad, i've shown you before

Licht did we do the 1% damage las gun thing as guardsman or was that someone else
That's us
We did cool then I was just drawing at blanks with that cool tho
We didn't made it past the first area lmao
I can’t imagine why personally
Ikr? Our tactic was flawless
Eh
Did you?
I'm a forgetful being
Using the inperiums glorious strength 1 weaponry
Was it the doodles
Yes
With an ap of +6
Ahh yes I've seen

Wanna have another go some day? Maybe change the rule somewhat so it's a bit more possible this time
I saw the recent Geforce Nvidia stream, u guys think DLSS 4.5 the new one can be applied to Darktide right now? w/ the new Game ready driver
You should doodle your Vet getting trapped and me having to save your ass lmfao @somber stream
2% damage las gun 
Perchance
But yes I wouldn’t mind more misery as the guardsman

I’d just have to see if I didn’t “accidentally” scrap the poor excuse of a las gun
Think you had a stroke playing in EU last time
Maybe we can arrange somewhere more playable
Whatever’s the middle ground
Eu dogshit
Shut
Bro
Central Asia seems likely
I'd rather play ma fr
Or I just play a martyrdom zealot I could counteract the horrible ping tha way
Hi how do I stop the scoreboard mod from crashing? I have animation events AND the ovenproof patch all at the latest versions.
I even loaded without animation events and it still crashes midgame
Don't, it's worse
Trust me
I run that zealot, you WILL die to lag

Nah it’s still as effective as it normally was running matryr zealot
So i'm thinking
I’ll be healing half the time so not that bad
Gray weapon, Max curio allowed, 15 points in talent?
AG
Like this little place called the cicatrix maeldictum
Don't be shy I am also Aussie
Not to sure if you’ve heard of it or not
i can't send it i cloned it
I got work soon I go exile my self for like 5 hours
only 5 not bad
Imagine w*rking💔
tw*rking
I like not starving and freezing to death during winter
Sounds like someone offering to pay to play.
It's good seeing you again Harley, i bid you a good journey ahead
i love how my 3d printer i got for 3d printing wont 3d print minis or greytide bits
What printer
I have always been existing but yes
bambu a1
but i got the .2 nozzle... 
Look it up and its a 400 dollar frame printer
huh
Kill haggyray
3D print a house

Aaaaaaaaaa
i want my Dark Angels and Black Templars to aura farm on the table while i miss my saving throws.
WHY IS THAT SO HARD
Love urself chat
Unheard of
You should learn it
Forbidden
I disagree
This is a warhammer server
Don’t care
We’re all rejects so it don’t matter
Although I get the feeling that narrative is being ditched
Or has been
Im listening to Friends on the other side and getting ragebaited by my 3d printer. there aint nothing to love any more my cher
Not to me you're not 
I think you exist to me licht 
And I you 
Reject is just the origin
We are a crack inquisition team now
Those who bleed with me, are my brothers
im kinda like not flesh and blood, yknow?
We love being a strange inquisitorial acolyte war band
I don't think we've been in the same party before
Why is Karien staring everyone down?
was that even english?
I think it is
Theres a reason
Always good to see a brother steel legionnaire
im a witch crafted in the 3rd circle, that is lore 
So I see
GRAHH I LOVE TC
I'm surprised you're asking.
That's like.
Just a thing she happens to do.
holy fuck does anyone else hate how ausplex sound fucking irritate my ears
the scanner thing
oh that thing
Theres lore
i hope hacking paramater? is random
Kinda. Pokes.
Its ok
Put a lime and some cola in with it
bake some bread
Ive even mixed it with sasparilla
I can't bake...
damn
Anyone can bake
unless you don't have an oven
Eula stare
true, bake it with the power of the warp
You bake with a MICROWAVE???
Oh.
I did nothing but bake bread for like 4 days in a row out of sheer boredom
Technically you can 'bake' by throwing a block of dough into the fire
I mean yeah
Baking in cast iron tastes way better than an oven imo
I need to try a proper oven first, I have one of those tiny ovens rn
I can make sick Pizzas with the oven though
Brah, why do people look at me like it's the end of the world when we run out of big gulp cups
You can just get a size smaller
It won't kill you
It's all the same price
I can't ever get the sauce to taste good
The secret ingredient is love
A moderate amount of salt and pepper also help
you do make a good point
"YOU ARE GIVING ME LESS FOR WHAT I PAID FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They should just make the smaller cups cheaper.
OH.
They pay for the cup not the drink, we gotta get more cups somehow
I'll give it a shot if I ever bake a pizza anytime soon
Pay for the cup, unlimited refill
Not to mention our smallest cup is actively bigger than a bottled soda
We charge like 60 cent for refills cuz people like to abuse it
Yeah, but still. "THIS IS LESS THAN I PAID FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You beasts
Americans are greedy bastards
Once had a guy come in and try refilling milk jugs with soda
Cuz it was when we had free refills
Lmfao
This is also the problem. Smaller cups gotta be cheaper.
thirsty
Greedy

You don't walk into a gas station and refill 3 gallons of soda then expect it to be free
Ouuuggg sleeoy
true, but not greedy enough, they didn't come with the gas can
Alternatively, it would go the other way, we just raise the price for big cups
or whatever they're called, idk what we even call em on the ship
87 cent for a small is already a cracked deal, complaining because you have to use a large cup instead of a big gulp is just asinine
Hear me out
If they are all the same price
Only buy the big gulps to restock

But then again the money is being made due to the smallest size being the same price
Also true. Inflation is real so...
You should tell them a Small, which is ACTUALLY SMALL, is like $3 somewhere else.
If I'm right, our large is your small.
And it's $4.50+
I go to the value shop, get 1 month before expiry drinks for like 50 cents.
Exaggerating a bit
Sometimes when ive had enough alcohol, those random gas station fountain drinks nobody touches kinda slaps
What if I send you $100 to send me $50 worth of your redbull

So.
We have a 32oz, a 44oz (two bottles of soda)
20oz is the same size as a bottle
But ofc
Ice
5.80$ in Australia now, 7.50$ some places
But. Everyone only ever grabs the 44
Hmmmm
C.K lore is nuts
Wah ck?
I've never seen one here
In berlin
But if i check the borders
They are HUDDLED on there
Calvin Klein
(I'm assuming they're talking about circle k actually)
Germany's Späti game is strong
I get nothing cos shipping the red bulls would eat the other $50.
Also, How do you math SGD$16 for 24 into USD$50?
Oh ok
The songs from this band called "Tenacious D" goes so hard
They should make a movie or something
Licht? Go back to 2006.
Oh i would in a heart beat if i could, trust me
You know cans are heavy.
I JUST MEANT THERE WAS A MOVIE. IT WASN'T GOOD BUT...
Fineeee $200
You can do the same with meat
You are just addicted to caffeine.

Laying in bed
Possibly going to hit a barf trickshot
gay
oh
Are you swinging your legs while talking to us
are u ok
Are any of us ok
Isn't that extra bad since ur diabetic
Plenty of ways to keep your blood sugar up
Ah yes, the Vegan tactic
by dry eating sugar or
carb deez nuts
@nocturne bloom what if you ate a whole thing of oreos
would insulin save you
like ate it all in 3 to 5 minutes
I really do not want to think about food rn
I think in the past, like, 3 days ive had a can of soup and 1 chicken sandwich
Yikes.
The sandwich has completely upset me
Still going to work though 
mate eat something
Protein shakes
Where do I go if I'm trying to form a team for Havoc Missions on here?
I see "vox-lfg-xbox" but the platform someone is on doesn't matter to me much.
Only that they can stay on their feet longer than I can.
Havoc runs have been not going smoothly because of such.
The vox-lfg stuff is the right spot.
get on proper region for you
Ight fair enough.
Was trying to avoid using Discord for this but getting consistent people is a struggle.
Getting people who are consistently NOT bad is even harder.
Hard to get to the Clearance Level 25 for the pants if I people don't give me a chance because I've only cleared 18 (not my fault I swear).
Tho in their defense I can understand the hesitation.
What do you mean by Region?
asia/america/europe
I completely understand. I went through the same stuff last week or so. The in-game matchmaking is trash, and a fair amount of the people doing it are super strict on their “standards.”
#vox-lfg-lexicanum read up
You shouldn't go for straight solid food after days of only liquids or basically starvation.
Nowadays, I only do low level havocs. Knocked out a level 40 run, and never do it again. The lower the better.
Because there's nothing else to go by barring builds and titles and such.
On here in the Discord or in the game?
🤔
Here.
However you wish to justify it, it needs some form of improvement.
Look for the Vox Region.
And that's FatShark's fault.
I mean I just posted a thing in the Xbox section. Does it matter beyond that or am I missing something?
🤔
I 100% agree.
no one uses xbox section
You can ask in the region ones as well.
Not really. You can also post in your respective region channel.
Ah I see I missed this as I was responding to direct pings.
Not everyone cares if you are okay with crossplay and PC players running mods.
Xbox did look kinda bare...
Post in any of the regions really. So long as your internet can handle the ping. Don’t be THAT guy with 500+ ping. 😂
EXCUSE ME.
stop insulting karien mate
we love her
You’re excused, ma’am.
Because only people who bothered with console tags have access to the XB or PS LFG. So basically ded.
KARI FAN CLUB RAHHHH


also a thing. going on a voice channel and sending a invite to said channel is reccomended
Yeah I feel like because I didn't take the time to do five flawless Auric Maelstroms by being nitpicky with the missions in question I automatically get filtered out even tho I've seen people with those titles do substantially worse than me on basic missions.
🤣
Is it like a courtesy to leave the game when all players are down so a bot can maybe pick people up?
ASS title is demands certain behaviour
Depends on if you think a bot can rescue someone.
Thats actually what saved my A S S challenge
Oh, for sure. Honestly, the best time to do havoc was right after Arbiter was released. Thing was so OP, it tore through everything super easy. Then… came the nerfs…
Xbox chat only visible to xbox role
Its a sad life
I mean if all players are down there’s 0 chance but a bot has a small chance
Everyone left and I finished the mission with 3 bots
I just won my first 5 auric maels for it though.
that means youre ASS
I love ASS
Literally my first 5.
your skill decreases by 60% when title is equiped
Ugh... I don't wanna TALK to people when it's not needed.
😭
If people know what they are doing the most communication that should be needed is a ping.
Like if I have a Med Stim I don't need someone to tell me to heal the guy that's on their last Wound (last game I tried to mention this before we all died (we were all hurting) and the guy just... held it.).
A lot of people dying in damnation lately
No, that's just... LET'S GO HAVOC.
mate havoc really likes having comms on
I see your point, but at higher havocs, it’s super helpful to call out what’s standing near you when your team tries to rescue you.
And that’s just one example.
Comms is almost mandatory on high havoc
Someone slap lamia pls
Just say you don't mic or don't chat much. People will still join. They might choose to VC though.

I mean, is normal when they made it harder and we got new players in.
A good, backhanded, fully ringed pimp slap
Yeah I should have done it more honestly.
I only recently kinda got into it if only because I realized there was an armor set for doing Havoc but people being actively bad in a game mode where you NEED to NOT be a burden on the team is just awful. Several runs where we barely made it involved me doing some hard carries as the other were all collectively dead for at least five minutes at a time.
As fun as it is to save the day I don't need that kind of stress, especially on Havoc runs.
😭
I keep forgetting that there are new rejects in the game
Unless you get really good players. I have seen 3 good players ghost silent H40.

Unless you're really good is the key word
By at point, everything is instinct
Each person is as capable as a whole squad themselves
Best advice I can give is to be patient and hang in there. Eventually, nice high level havoc people show up.
Well, they were carrying me while I panic around.
I feel like in a lot of cases the info would probably be irrelevant as it's usually a mix of Marauders, Gunners and maybe a Reaper.
When I go to revive people I just assume it's a mix of those three and it's usually right.
🤣
Oh, sure. Unless you go to revive your mate and there’s four crushers waiting.

Sadly those people are jumping into the higher level Havocs that I can't get into.
🤣
If you hear me panic, you are about to get overheaded by a red crusher.
Yeah if it's a pack of Crushers telling me ahead of time is just gonna make me not want to come over to save whomever is unlucky enough to be the one reject on the couch with the four crushers behind them.

High havoc is when it's not the crushers you're afraid of, it's the trapper behind them
Ugh…

LUL.
Or the trappers behind the Bulwarks...
I would say that's what ended my chances of saving the team last game but I'd say it was more like the team not getting themselves deleted five minutes into the mission.
😭
Like bros I can only spit out so much murder damage can you NOT die for like five minutes?
Why do you think I have extreme trauma over that bitch?
What’s funny is that trapper is far worse, imo, than a chaos witch.
Honestly what Characters would you say are best for trying to do Havoc or even the "Auric Storm Survivor" things?
I've been running Hive Scum and I really like the setup I have as it's just "justkeepshootingjustkeepshooting" as everything around me dies but I dunno.
If I gotta keep running around solo cuz everyone else gets killed I almost feel like spittng out damage isn't where it's at and something/someone with more survivability is smarter.
Then again if nothing is dying except my team then surviving hardly matters.
Arbites
Ass is best done as fat zealot or smth
Wouldbt it still be hard to solo as an Arby
Probably the best advice would be to just get better teammates if anything now that I think about it.

Or that 
Fat zealot let's your survive a truly inhuman amount of trauma
Fat Zealot?
🤔
Sniper? 20 damage
Burster? Not even a full wound (of which you have 4)
Overhead? Shit slides right off
All of this in havoc 40
You mean that shitpost build?
the one ainz and epic cole used?
I call trappers bitches.
Its not a shitpost if it works
I tanked a horde, 1 Pogryn while dodging several Mauler while inside a gas cloud and made it out alive without losing a single HP as Arby
It feels like a shitpost
But its a actually a real build the meta has conditioned you to think is a shitpost
Guess the arbys Ive met arent you 
I guess I should look up Fat Zealot then.
🤣
Where have you been all my DT like
Its called Fatmangus officially
Around
Or get so good, you solo.
Chanting zealot with a relic blade is a force to be reckoned with.
It makes you supremely resistant to damage, but you can still be barreled/trappered
Fat zealot runs shroudfield
What gets me is that during a few of my high level runs other zealots couldn’t figure out when to use their chants. I felt like I was the only one being useful.
Ppl might just leave lul. I remember playing psyker with another psyker, 6 ppl joined, 5 left after likely seeing our builds.
No smite, no bubble.
It's damns.
I say almost because there’s a few I’ve seen who can pull it off.
Smoke Vet 
Bubble isn't even nessecary in havoc
Smoke vet is meta btw

With good players, yes.
Its just so useful with the amount of gunners you meet in higher diffs
Thinking of smoke
Is the twins.
I remember when hive scum released. It was gunner heaven. Gunners and snipers as far as the eye could see. 😂
The ranged twin.
Twin won't shoot through smoke
“Still playing with your food, sister?!”
The confusion thing.
Throw a smoke on him.
Is like a bubbled burgle.
Smoke also wont get insta popped like bubble can and will on high havoc.
Just even less damaging.
Wonder what awaits us this year in Darktide. 
New slop fomo ez
Ah. Now, I see.
As nice as that is that's a bit more of an investment than I'd like to do nor should I have to do.
T_T
Hopefully it's at max 1 new class this year really want them to get back to norm content like maps
Is really the only guarantee. Honing yourself.
Aside from Darktide, I’m super stoked for the new Atomic Heart.
Gib hacker ganger plox.
Sequel?
Bro too tired after work to hone myself.
Best I can offer is shooting everything around me until it dies or I do.
🤣
Yup!
Real
I'm excited for Code Vein 2, but not $140 excited.
They’ve got a few trailers out already. It looks sublime.
AH, that is.
Never was a code vein fan.
Ah.
I like cos fuck invasions and PvP.
I totally get that. There’s always that one invasion…
I wanna enjoy story abd bosses, not... random timmy with cheats.
For sure. That’s why I dig the Demon’s Souls remake. Easiest way to avoid invasions is go to Home Screen real quick and close the game. They go away and you’re left standing exactly where you were when you boot up the game again.
Huh
Come at me with a scraping spear… I think not, sir!
No one ever invade me in Elden Rings
I mean how often have you actually seen a cheater

Even once in a FromSoft game is too much.
The two times I went out of hollowed.
I gave up and just played the game hollowed.
Garbage like that can ruin an entire playthrough.
And only really rarely in the souls games proper
DS3 was the worst for cheaters.
Shoutout to the time in Elden Ring modders were dropping people a dev item that was a pair of panties and it got people who picked it up banned
Likely because of the sudden popularity.
I was lucky they just had invul.
Could have ruined my game more.
Oh, indeed. The maliciousness of some people…
Ruined how tho
Old bug destroyed your pc via exploits.
It got fixed.
New ones just ruins your save.
Kills every NPC in your game.
In some of the earlier souls games, invaders could kill NPCs.
Imagine trying to do the solaire questline and some bastard kills him. Full restart.
Save corruption via data overflow
Killing certain npcs
Softlocking you into a spot
Triggering a game ban on you
etc
There’s no recovering from that.
Idk
I let people invade
I invade
I think these are exceedingly rare circumstances
That would work if cheaters weren't a factor
Rare or not, the fact that it happens is enough to make people wary. Especially, if it happens to you.
I would turn off invasions both ways if I could.
You can tbf
I mean, all it would take is once.
Just don't use a finger
And on top of that regular invasions can become a slog if either of the parties play in certain way
Pretty sure ppl can still invade.
It’s already happened in certain areas.
If not fully hollow.
It will go up by a literal quarter next year.
You need to be "online" to be invaded
no
Like
this year actually
Actively participating in it
You say this, my states minimum wage hasn't gone up in over a decade
Pulling the plug for net on the game is like... seriously?
Depending on which souls you mean that's burning an effigy, consuming humanity, kindling, or using a finger
No
Like, you need to opt into phantoms existing
Me, who bought a Blanca plushie not too long ago.
You consume humanity in the first game for better drop rates.
Consuming isn't burning.
They invaded while I was just killing things when not hollow.
My investment is mosin nagant stripper clips because apparently they are $6 a pop now
You can have high humanity without burning one to opt into summons and Invasions
There really wasn’t much of a need to burn humanity. Now, in the second game, burning effigy’s was essential for high level rare gear.
I am so responsible I SWEAR. But I need Rey Dau on my KEYS NOW
Not in the second if you wanna collect things.
my primary objective is to attain an inordinate sum of influence and then give the impression that i am no longer familiar with the acquaintances within my vicinity
No burn = No moonlight greatsword.
I just wanna enjoy singleplayer.
Why play then?
Customer service is so much fun
Getting slurred out just for following law and regulation
Slur back
I just went and doubled checked, it's only a ds1 thing
That’s my point. If you didn’t, your life was much sadder.
Im white. If i slur back its a hate crime
And. Im on the job. I wanna get paid
Being human vs hollow doesn't change drop rates in ds2
GENOCIDE
Item discovery in one scaled to 10 humanity consumed, but not burnt
Yes, ds 1, ds 2 requires burning for loot.
No it doesn't lol
Engage in fisticuffs to see who is correct
My wife still won’t let me get a giant throw rug with Dolly Parton holding the Moonlight Greatsword. 😞
Then how did ppl invade when I was just playing when human?
In 2?
Especially in 2.
Thats what being human is in 1
That was in ds1 no?
That, and your items deteriorated super quick if you hit a wall.
And still be hollow to be uninvadable
I wish I was queen so I could randomly execute people
It was only if you burned one and the number went white
Being human vs hollow has nothing to do with 1s drop rates
Adp was also an option
Only the amount of liquid humanity you have to burn up to 10
Ds2 really was the test run to make ds3 amazing huh
Different teams
I never understood the deterioration thing
Like
Resting instant resets it
And the one weapon i wanted to break bc it changed to a different weapon
Took what felt like an hour to do so
Yeah no miyazaki had NOTHING on ds2
At ALL
he was off building a different game
Imo, hate weapon durability in basically every game it's in
But that's just me
I'm lazy
Yup. The fake moonlight blade was really bad.
Mfw in oblivion it was just another level up
I had 1 and 2, I just kept getting invaded in both. 1 is if I go human. 2 likely the same for more drops. I know consoles can boot the game in offline mode, but PCs can't.
Believe whatever you want but you're wrong
Well, with logic like that… 🤣
Being invadable doesn't change your drop chances
You didn't have to be human in 1
You only had to have 10 total humanity able to be burnt to be human to boost your drop chances
Those are very different things
what do you see when you look into the eyes that greet you in the mirror
Being human in 2 doesn't change your drop chances either, but it does give you your HP bar back after you die 40 times to whatever
Well when Dark Souls 2 first came out weapons broke super fast at the time because apparently your weapon durability was tied to frame rate.
Twice as many frames when hitting something means your weapon was "hitting" something twice as often and thus YEET goes your durability.
I actually still think Dark Souls 2 is my favorite in general because at least it had more of a focus on the PvP which felt most fleshed out along with the best NG+ system. Could get away with generally any gear as it all had a purpose and same for most weapons and spells.
Only real complaint I had was the netcode and how it tracked animations on other players (allowing for some cheeky bullshit that I don't want to get into). But it's FromSoft and they always have shit netcode so... whatever I guess.
Had to rescue a lizard that got into the house, feelin like Steve Irwin rn
Is like it was written by FS. If it works in another game (sequel), you might think it works in the first the same way? As said, found out the toggle is hollowed or human in the first game, why just stuck to it. I know you are playing gimped in 2 if you never burnt though.
That means no big, unreasonably large dark sword.
Super sadge.
You like playing it with a gimped hp bar?
I don't, but I also don't want invasions.
Killing people is the best part of souls games for me.
Im not like
Justifying ds2s systems
I'm just telling you how they actually work
If so, still sucks you are gimped if you don't want to deal with PvP.
I agree
Soul level range also sucks
So do enemies perma dying after roughly 12 kills
You wanna talk about gimping farming?
Time to hop on some Tainted Grail, methinks.
That shit gimped farming
I'm confused by this.
In Dark Souls 1 you could affect Drop Chances by having up to 10 Humanity active on your person, un-baconed or otherwise.
In Dark Souls 2 being Human (or not looking like a Zombie) didn't affect your drop chances.
Honestly I can't recall if there was a stat for drops beyond just gear that increased drop chances like the ring and prisoner garb and so on.
Would suck if you perma lost souls but they are still tagged to you.
That
The gold bird foot thing increased luck, if memory serves.
Is exactly what happened
At least the Covenant of Champions allowed you to get around this limit.
Aye, imposed other shit tho
Isn't that hard mode?
Nah it was a Coin in Dark Souls 2 actually.
The gold bird foot was in Elden Ring and that was increased Runes (Souls).
Ah. Many thanks. Yeah, sometimes the items blur together across the games. 😂
Technically yes... but only by 20% increase in "difficulty" but at least all enemies (not bosses) would spawn infinitely so you could keep farming.
Then just switch covenants when you were done.
Solo mode, basically. Cept you could still get invaded. No summons.
Oh, I never touched it. Just saw it, read it, left it alone.
At least the Ring you got for turning in 50 stones actually made it worth it.
Assuming you wanted to go punching things.
Not until snow dlc
I never played pvp in souls games tbh
2 was the first souls game i truly played
Old man got 1 as a gift for me, for him but. Yeah. It was too jank, and i was 11. Hitting the Gardens was all i ever accomplished
2 had great accessibility, the panoramas were awesome. People complain about “its nothing but dudes in armor”, but i personally thought they just seethed at not getting demonsouls 2 one more year
I just wasnt a fan of the extra loot keys. 9 keys per run, 18 locks or something
Ah! It was the gold covetous serpent ring.
Had my old 360 controllers so...
That increased item discovery.
It's worth it as when you turn in 50 Awestones (that you can only get while in the Covenant) you get a ring that basically jacks up your bare fisted damage giving you fast, hard hitting and infinite durability weapons. Of course depending on the build you're going for it may or may not matter much.
Vanquisher's Seal
For rank 3
For the first one? I didn’t know that.
Did more damage with your bare hands
You didnt get gold covetous ring from that covenant at all
Probably not, would be fun but I still dislike the invasions so blep.
You got it in iron keep iirc
Thinking about a Beastman class and a potential ability. Since they're Imperial fanatics for the God Emperor and used as disposable shock troops, they have an ability that turns them into playable poxbursters. Basically strapping bunch of explosives to their bodies before rushing into a horde to detonate. The upgrades version could be "When you die, you explode." So when you get swarmed and fall to a bunch of crushers and elites, you can take them down with you to help your teammates.
Oh, I’m saying that the gold snake ring increased discovery in ds 1.
Alright
Shoot. Tagged the wrong post. My bad.
"Psyker 2"
PvP was only really "good" in Dark Souls 2. It was passable in 3 for all intents and purposes. I made like... 40 characters with different PvP builds in mind for DS3. Some were obviously better than others or just memes but still.
Dark Souls 1/Demon's Souls PvP is uh... shit. To put it shortly.
Elden Ring's PvP is just disappointing and almost as shit but for different reasons.
Why I kinda rather play alternative soulslike without forced PvP.
Oh, yeah… then there’s the symbol of avarice. 🤣
Dark souls 1 pvp is insane tbh
Cheese vs cheese
And everyone has WoG
ER pvp is ime better than ds1 or 3 pvp and probably on par with 2
You could farm the Stones without needing PvP.
The main method was farming a Red Spirit that invaded you down in one of the Rat Covenant Areas.
LotF
Is somehow fun in its pvp
Like. The weapons arent super anime
You might get shafted on a new run but
There’s only one item that frustrated me to no end to try and get. And that’s the dagger from the dragon hybrid lady in the painted world. If you didn’t hit the tail at the right angle…
I just mean random invasions in general.
It CAN be fun but from my experience it was either "You overpower this other guy no problem" or "You get overpowered by this other guy."
There was no in between in my experience but I also was a super high level and honestly didn't care about limits or the PvP in LotF.
Is one thing if PvP is in say a specific arena made for it, but random blargh.
Eh to each their own.
I didn't mind the Invasions and wanted more of them in Elden Ring but that system also got screwed with poorly.
PVP in DS3 was super fun, imo. Especially with that one covenant that could either help or kill you.
As said, if there was a setting to turn it off, I would have.
A true gamble if you summoned of them.
Co-op is one thing, PvP is a nope.
Yeah that was 50% of the case
Either instant or actual duel
Idk how they worked the balancing for it but it nonexistent more than a few times
Im bored
Oh yeah purple gang
I rather turn off both and just enjoy the game alone.
I think I'm gonna gamble for 3 21 health curios on zealot
Oh the Purple Mad Covenant?
Kinda a redundant Covenant all things considered.
When I was working on it for each character I would sometimes kinda get "kicked out" early because I was killing summons or accidentally killed a red (or intentionally because they were attacking me and being stupid) when all I wanted to do really was kill the Host.
As a Red I'm free to kill as much as I want until the Host was dead and that's how I liked it.
It was a neat idea
Yeah, that makes sense. Admittedly, it worked better on paper than in execution, but aside from sunbros, I had the most fun with them.
I think pvp is what initially threw me off from DS games, just isnt really my thing in that type of game anymore
I think it just tosses you into whatever at whatever level.
Or it's similar to Souls where it only matches you with others that are either around your level or above you with no limit.
Would explain why sometimes I'd fight people and go from doing stupid damage to dealing NO damage.
Like, hard games, I'll try... BS unfair PvP that is forced, nope.
Man the mad covenant npc invader
Was hella annoying
Man was DOGGED
There are literally ppl with modded saves running around low soul lvl with end game gear.
The pvp is wildly fair ime
Bro I'd regularly summon him in the Watchdog Area and let him one shot other players. If you were in NG+ he was stupid strong.
I once saw him get a riposte on one of the other NPCs in the area for over 3k damage.

Man… now I don’t know what to do. Do I download demon’s souls or Elden ring? Choices!
Im all for pvp but it just doesnt feel the same as like, 10 or so years ago
True.
Nightreign
Speedball some bosses and smash your brains out bc its fast af
Ime ER pvp feels different cause a lot of the players are new but like
There's always been players spamming least resistance pvp builds
I’ve never actually played. Been on the fence about it for awhile. Is it awesome?
Ds2 dark buffed sunlight sword and spin2win halberd are burned into me
Nightreign is basically Fortnite dark souls
Hmmm. I do like Fortnite.
NR is surprisingly fun tbh
If you want to play Souls without actually having to invest time into a playthrough it's very cool
That might be what sells me.
The looter br aspect is there
And bc of how fast it is
Its hard for a new player to orient themselves
Especially in pubs. But. Apparently you can set lobby size, and the game scales
I think back to all the time I’ve invested in all souls games and shudder. 🤣
You can play solo and it does scale
3, but you can iirc mod it for 6
Nr? 1-3
Are there femboys in space marine 2
Especially, Sekiro… loved how accurate the Japanese mythology was, but died sooo much.
i should get into NR, i started with ds1, but i just dont have a trio to run with
Same
You can play it solo
does it scale to solo? im sure i can learn to play solo even if not
Yes
Considering how the game runs
Private server mods might not be as regulated
Public server stuff? Id look around
interesting....
Honestly sometimes I think solo/duo is easier than 3
Man… now, I have the Naruto theme stuck in my head.
Anyone thats interested
A lot of the game is tied to final boss completions
Like. A lot of shop stuffs and even characters dont unlock until youve beaten
1 boss, and 2-4 after.
Yeah
The second theme. The first was good too.
Characters get questline skins too
Characters get crossover skins
But most stuff is tied to beating the bosses you queue into as a final boss
How do you get Artorias
Uhhhh
Beat all the vanilla bosses iirc
Bruh
is artorias a wylder skin?
Yes
Should be
Artorias and Faraam Knight
Artorias is playable? Oh, damn.
Are Wylder skins
I'm on the edge
Artorias is a wylder skin
You dont need to beat ALL vanilla bosses
I think its in the 3-5 win range
It might be 4 tbh
Solaire is a guardian skin
Birb
Lmao


This reminds me of something else..
I hate kor phaeron more than erebus
shit its not on sale, i bet it was during the holiday period
Yes
A man of culture. Kudos. I was… 19? When I started.
Sale end yesterday lmao
38 now.

I owned nr for like
2 months
Only loaded it last week
You've played DS3 right?
Yes
Or am I 39? Shit. Never can remember.
Once you realize he's Gael it easier
LMAO
Honestly he's easier than Gael
Wait till spring
spring... its summer for me atm
Fuck it i should replay all the souls games
Gael was. Intense.
Dreg may be like first form gael
But
Otherwise
Nah.
The self aoe can piss off
gael was a fun fight 100%
Which self AoE
at least in ds3 🤔
I imagine you mean phase 2 big one
Second phase version of the rock throw
Yeah
You may have issues matching with people in 3. It’s been weird for awhile now.
Fuckin run away simulator

Bird? Roll? You funny
Yeah
We shuffle
I don't play Bird tbh
I don't block in souls games, so he hardcore does not appeal to me
Fair
yeah im kinda dodge>block, just a weird elitist thing with myself
Theres 2 forms of bird
Absolute tank, or the classic “wait out the combo and get 3 swings w a straight sword”
Fwiw Dreglord took me way longer than any other boss to learn
Like i beat every vanilla boss day one, balancers took 3 tries, and Dreglord legit took me 2 days to properly learn the patterns on
Akis duo hates dragon
Especially base form
I played doll
And accidentally started nuking things w a fireball
Got the Demon’s Souls remake downloading. Let’s freaking go!!!
-# Whisper
"Parry it"
Gl parrying the rot nuke Malenia hit Radahn with
Balancers took like. 3 sessions
And then the game immediately after
We get ufo’d like
Tf man
i still gotta get it ony my ps5. figured since ive played it before i dont need the remake. yet i bought the dark souls remake..
Balancers was 2 fights but 3 sessions
Second session I got hit with a map I did not recognize and it didnt go well
Crystal map?
Yes
I thought so too at first. Then, I saw all the visual improvements and started drooling. Lol.
Idk wtf is up with that map
But
It sucks. Completely
Total map overhaul
Something new to learn
Not like volcano or mountain where you hit castle n1 and then that n2
Its really strong tbh
oh for sure, the visual improvement is through the roof. im just worried ill do one playthru and be done with it. i like to spend on something i know ill sink in many hours, and at this point its probably nightreign if we're talking fromsoft.
You can get really powerful really fast cause it's small
Ah. I totally get it.
Yeah the free ulti on flask empty is really nice
Especially on bird bc
If IM out of flasks, YOU are already eating dirt
i'd buy duskblood but i dont think ill have a switch 2 by the time. so sad
Bloodborne 2 when. 
^
Get outta here you fossil

i dont need a bloodborne 2 per se, just anything in the same universe. it can be completely disconnected. i kinda think the same with sekiro 2
just expanding the world lore
Ive genuinely only played Wylder, he's how I play most souls games anyway with the benefit of extra mobility
Am I the weirdo if someone says “Tell me about yourself” and my mind immediately freezes up and I can’t say a goddamn thing but if I talk about literally any topic that’s not about myself I can prattle on for days
I just start making shit up on the spot until they realize I'm lying cause it's fun
Omegon was the tsundere girl twin
i understand, id rather divert and talk about my interests, or better yet, shared interests, than talk about myself at all
“Yes, I most definitely drove a corvette through earth’s atmosphere while wearing a spacesuit.”
deflect 1000%
"my favorite color purple and I like jellyfish"
I always go with the assumption that I’m not worth talking about, don’t ask, let’s talk about carbureator engines, economics, and renaissance art instead..
Oof, I better be careful. I’ll accidentally give someone an idea for a new fast and furious movie. 🤣
Bird remembrance is honestly simple
Field boss
npc interaction in roundtable
Buy from equi beast
More dialogue
The final reward you never remove from relic list unless you are building otherwise
Those aren’t my special interests, but I have more to say about those things than about my self.
Congrats, you just talked about yourself.
cant relate the first two, but art..
, easy to deflect with for sure
"I like cars, politics, and art, pick one and we can go from there"
its best to divert the converstation to the speakers interestests if anything
because then you're on the defensive listening
It's best to avoid talking about politic with people you've just met these day lol
Its a conversation there is no offensive and defensive lmfso
and its way easier to navigate, like huh, tell me more, interesting..
Nah I talk about that shit with anyone. By all means, show me who you are.
I get mad when folk i know personally ask me how im doing
“Bro ive done nothing new for 4 years im boring and still begging folk to drag me along. Lets talk about something else.”
You don't understand i need to win this conversation.
Exactly
If I say the least amount of words I explode
I have town of salem 2 jester chatterbox mechanics
you just said there is no offensive or defensive in a conversation 😭 you're definitely on the offensive
i think im just kinda autistic
Ill put a tonal indicator that was a joke just for you next time.
Why do you have to class convos as offense or defense lol
Dammit licht i dont even remember deleting warframe
Now i gotta redownload the companion app and mobile game again too
Same but mine is different, instead of crippling social anxiety I just can't tell tone
Making jokes about people dying
Because conversations are a war
Why do you even need a companion app for Warframe
or rather a battle
(That was also a joke, I'm not doing that)
More like a dance, for me
And i don't dance with just about anyone
I was saying that as a joke
Crafting reset
Planetary stuffa
I see
Sometimes I’ll figure out what they want to talk about and go from there
its not something that i choose to do, its just how i categorise it in my head. its mostly harmless, but im a good active listener so i let people take the "offensive", but if someone is more introverted than me i take the lead. idk how to explain it otherwise, its not that deep i think 😭
Just remember, the more words you put out the better your chance at overwhelming their defense and breaking free from the conversation
I understand this, actually
sometimes if they annoy me, I joke about how much I hate them by saying what they’re doing that’s annoying but in a jokey-tone and they start laughing and I start chuckling, then they open themselves up to be mocked to their face and you’d be surprised how often that works.
Swapping to your second word is faster than reloading
If the convo is interesting enough, i'd feed them some bit and pieces to carry on
Daughter demands fish and they are cycle bound and knowing if the planet is yellow or blue before going there is very important
Where I can start insulting them and they don’t even get mad I mean.
Evil
Do y'all not have regular conversations
No
Nightreign is basically a "Moshpit of experiments" for FromSoft and is MOST ideal to play if you have two other peeps to play with regularly.
Sure you can play with randoms but... we all know how that can be and there's no in-game voice chat if I recall.
I have had my fair share of fun with it. I was also not keen on getting it but then I saw they were releasing it at a cheaper price and normal games usually are and so I got it and the DLC pack for it.
If you liked Elden Ring at all (like I did, tho I hated anything past the first playthru with the PvP included and how it was handled) then you'll like Nightreign easy.
Tho be prepared to have moments where you spend 30+ minutes to get yourselves prepped for the final boss of the run only to go in and all go down within 30 seconds because of some tomfoolery.

This is the 40k server, everyone here is either autistic or lacking mentally
I just... go in, get what i need, get out
I don't think we know how to converse normally
Regular? Sir this is Darktide General
Speak for yourselves, i'm normal
I suspect I may have Autism, but that has never been confirmed as I lack a diagnosis.
$2000
I do too, but it's because your profile is dedicated to warhammer 40k
I suspect anyone who does that has a hint of the tism
ER PvP is bad for the simple fact that "Nobody has any Health, Everybody does stupid damage."
Save for some builds meant to have a ton of HP but the absurd ability to deal FUCK amounts of damage makes having a large HP pool kinda irrelevant.
but considering I’m in a Warhammer 40k Server AND a Touhou Server, AND a Signalis server… and a Genshin Server… and a ZZZ Server…
okay I may be super Autistic lmao
im kinda in the same boat, but all 3 of my brothers feel the same way in some regard which makes me think its probably true..
Speak for yourself, 60 vigor every build
This is why colosseum is peak
Two thousand dollars
Thats how much it costs to get an autism specialist to sit down and classify you
also, there is nothing autistic about touhou 😠
I'll just stay self diagnosed
It's funny this way because I claim to NOT be autistic
I’d rather not get labeled with something that could stigmatise me, besides getting diagnosed is expensive, plus most people tell me I’m “normal” anyway.
And then watch people struggle
This is like saying the sun isn't hot
How do you feel about grilled cheese?
i get you. highkey masking. done it my whole life 
Oh I've had a build with a mountain of HP and it does definitely help against players who view BLEED as thier Lord and Savior amongs other forms of crazy damage.
It's just that unless you're juicing up your HP pool you're gonna die from whatever cheeky cheesy nonsense someone is trying to hit you with.
I liked DS2's Leveling system (not Soul Memeory) because up to 50 in each Stat you'd get more health no matter what. Made pumping Health not as much of a mandatory thing if you wanted to spread your points in other areas.
lmaoo i played touhou 16 years ago its certainly not autistic.. 😭
it’s okay? I’ll eat one if given, but I don’t really care for it, I’m indifferent to Grilled Cheese.
Lucia is legally classified as a vampire by the darktide server

Might not be as bad as you think then.
Till this day i still have zero idea what Touhou is. A Manga? A bullet hell game? An Anime?
But i know the fans
I prefer invasions but the way invasions in Elden Ring are it's either guaranteed gankfest or it's somoene wanting a duel cuz they basically invited you in. There's no "forced entry" like in previous Souls titles which made it more interesting.
Of course everyone's different on how they feel about that kind of system and so on and so forth.
it’s a Series of Bullethell games with a really massive fandom and online presence.
bullet hell, idk if the fighter game is legit or not but that was my main. and the fans definitely made doujinshi for sure.
Er pvp is just a game of "who's gonna hit staggered to death first"
I kinda agree with you but ime ER wants you to have a stupid amount of HP anyway or bosses by the end of NG will be one shotting you, idk. It's not more or less rocket taggy than DS2 was imo, where you could get combo'd to death by a few swings out of the good weapons. Or one shot by a spell you fucked up dodging.
I see
when I say massive online presence…. they’re one of the biggest Fandoms out there, them and TF2
Tbh I didn't hate invades because I ran solo with taunters so it was just cool duels every few bosses
especially back in 2000s, 2010s... it was everywhere, but i was neck deep in jp culture back then
er wants u to use your items more than anything
u can make normal healthbars work by chugging all these boiled crabs you've been hoarding
same with jojo, but i didnt learn how good that was until 10 years later
Crab man best npc
I really got into it in the early 2010s when I was in Highschool, then dropped it, then picked it back up again.
The biggest crime for ER, and any of the other Soul's, PvP is that Status Effects still build up even on dodge and giving Bleed a "stun" made it even worse to deal with.
"Oh you dodged the damage? Too bad there's some Bleed. Oh you dodged the damage again? Well here's enough Bleed to proc it aaannnddd... you're now slightly stunned for a moment and OH LOOK AT THAT THEY ARE HITTING YOU CUZ YOU WERE STUNNED MID ROLL FROM BLEED ISN'T THIS FUN?!"
Mfw faith/str build carried me to ng+3
which is normal for online communities I guess
I murder poop eater in their cell every run for crab man
faith str is one of the most fun builds period
for sure. i had an "enabler" for lack of a better term, that got me so deep in it.
God so real
Cultural interests don't have anything to do with autism
u can apply to 10 buffs from incants before entering the boss rome and turn into the rock 
I run Helens steeple base game, it's like my favorite sword period, just wish it didn't have fucking INT scaling
God damn ghost flames
mfw when I attempt a self-deprecating joke about being parts of fandoms that’re known for having lots of people on the spectrum.
I think I'm running Flamberge till Milady this run
😐
anyone else getting this buff where you hit your ability and it turns grey, but doesn't pop?




