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as in,
the space equivalent of village idiot
it means yes in zoomer
accepted gladly
This
That's stupidp
play signalis
I have this photo of a man making a house out of disarmed landmines and i keep sending it to my dad about every morning and for whatever reason the man lets out an ever so slight giggle every time
Why
Its in the same idiocracy as the jaw line thing
oh for you? you have:
" Big temper. Cater towards wants. Avoid strong confrontations! "
Send me one?
I used to be so much more
Hold on lemme scroll for a sec
Nah
its like 99% a horror survival
Where's the "Also likes yuri."
you're a lesbian...
I thought they were singaporean
both things can be true!
Actually, technically bi.
oh, okay
you too?? great for you
dead space 2, silent hill 2-3, maybe 1
resident evil 4
Fuckin. Back in my day people were still using ifunny. They didnt start this TICKTOCK bs until was close to graduatin
Damn yuppie brats tryna pretend to be college kids when they aint even outta their retainers
Tha dern internets done ruined this whole generation!
I do like dead space 1
counterpoint: none of those have russian cyborg yuri
I just very strongly prefer women.
remake is great
Why does 90% of discord like yuri
Not me, I spam stare emojis at her all day
actually me too
Back when kik was a chatting website instead of an amazon based streaming platform
I like romantic media in general
Not very strongly mayhap but I would definitely say I prefer women.
yuri just happens to be a subgenre within that
nothing wrong with dudes though they can be hot i guess
then what genres do you like?
mf thats CANDY CRUSH
thats not a genre
And when i fail i get really angry and grab my monitor and crack it

mobile game
The reason why ppl say les. 9.9/10 towards women.
XD
Theb i have to buy new one
Ah nvm
horn
Mfw “hm this body type has me curious.”
I had a curved monitor but broke half the screen because i accidentally put the big tetris line block not where i wanted it to be
It's Tetris' fault not mine
I sent you a friend request in case you ever wanna ask to play or talk
can also just ping here tbh
elaborate
I was Nemesis...
My first monitor broke because I got mad and threw my mouse at my keyboard. It hit my f10 key, snapped it off and it flew into my monitor smashing it. That taught me the most anger control ive ever needed
is that a fucking deep rock reference

Your body type has him curious.
im a piece of cheese with a body
3 for 1
holyyy
covered in fur and stuff
My God.. it's full of stars...
Mine just died from natural overuse for years lul. How do ppl break them?
No, I only lost the monitor. I fixed everything else
anger issues
Btw yes
I will break things and will not take the blame. It's everything else's fault!💯👅💪
League of legends
I stopped breaking my tech when I was like... 11. because of tekken
I play DOTA.
Thank you for getting it so quick, no one ever gets my references 
WDYM?
Just turn it off 
Broke mine because i misplaced a tetris block and lost a game cause of it
fr. the grass is waiting for us
You know the toxicity is the same, right?
outside
No
Idk about that
I have no more words to directly share with you
Im lazy
Yes, still though.
Just don't be, ez pz
I beoke half the screen by grabbing it and making ape sounds

maybe for the better then, stay well
It's the monitor's fault for being so weak
Btw I played the rest of that match with 2/10ths of my screen functioning 
🔥
In good faith
Are you implying.. the machine is weaker than the flesh?????????
anyone tryna goof around in some havoc
🧠
+1 to biomods.
Machine would not exist were it not for the flesh
Nanomachines, son
I couldn't remember the Deus Ex quote so I did a MGR one instead
What the fuck does he say? My body has been augmented?
That me
The machine is weaker than flesh, the machine cannot regenerate and its mass support limited
💥
Gotta get new model every year
Those AdMech guys have no idea what they're talking about fr
Unless you're a necron
Cause old one slowly loses festures
The humble welder/solder
yea but you gotta work your way up
YeH but their resurrection machines are breaking down and have a fail chance
cant just become a soul invincible super machine. gotta start with chopstick arms
and a peg leg
talkin a lot for someone in gaussing distance

The worms in my brain tell me what's true and what isnt
Couple million years of entropy would do that to you

goog
they were planted by the government
you should dig them out
No
Necrons dont count
They have space necromancy
They tell me the truth
They just want to breed...
sus
And they tell me to train flies into hyper-intelligent beings to become my serfs💪👹👍
I will become the fly master
kill this guy
I will make my own clan
ill get a level 10 town hall ez
My town will look rlly good
i just bought more land in the metaverse
Necrons my beloved
Why dont you have more humanoid melee units? What are these hex marks?
gauss gun go zrrrrt
gauss gun?
Gauss gun sounds like a glue gun brand
I had a Gauss Gun in STALKER Call of Pripyat.
Me when I steal the last medicae charge from the all corrupted wounds but 1 scum so I lowkey protect him with my life (he died of unknown causes and luckily spawned very close to us) (I gave him all the med stimms and charges I found after that)
should've let the criminal die
he might be hive scum. but hes OUR hive scum
:3
[Groan]
yes
trust me i am maul arbitrator irl
We should take Merp's fingers
unfortunately i haven't smoked two packs every day for the last thirty years so i cant really nail the voice yet
and do what with them? I have enough fingers
.>
Eat them
ew
I was playing arby anyway so with a slight amount of effort I just lived through the game with no medicae
i have been told arby does not have the meats
I wouldnt know
Skorpehks
Those are the weird ones
Not hexmarks
oh okay then
has anyone else bought the witches' fingers trinket from the slopshop
or am i the only one
I got the die
(also the dice trinket is broken for me for some reason)
Every time i look at my wh preferences
I realize i prefer the infantry most
Siege units bother me
Last thing a rotter sees before I hit the "Fury of the faithful" ability
apyr
So true and real
posting this particular sticker is beginning to irritate me
is that the only sticker they got 
imagine
you
Vehicles in Darktide? Never
Sup

😼
“This is the greatest plan!!”

quick scope snipers are such a pain
My arc raiders runs be so good then “backend server failure”
Tiding?
Darking
Danktide
Dorktide
Bleeeh
Driptide?
Dangertide
i am so disappointed rn
i clutched up a last man standing in damnation with 1 hp left just for the three other randos with ZERO situational awareness dying to the dumbest shit and failing the mission after leaving me to die
how impactful typically are the differences between the maximum stats of a weapon?
like how much worse is a 72% damage one to an 80% damage one
i think its pretty worse especially dmg? cus the buffs and stuff scale with that
I'd try asking in one of the Class channels, they seem to like got the numbers down to the T
after scaling i think there would be quite the difference
I just ask which dumpstats go with said weapon and go on 
i still cant get over it i fought like 5min+ alone in the horde just to save them and see them get swatted down like flies in the next horde
It be like that
and its my first fucking game today
Might be one of the reasons why I never go below Auric anymore 
the dudes in auric are better?
yeah
bad people get stuck in low difficulties
Rarely get a dumb teammate, so Id like to think so
most auric players at least have the confidence to go there
i dunno i just came back since i left before the whole talent rework
and i just came back to the game and just reached damnation after i maxed out a few weps
might need to get on grinding
You can ease your way into it yeah
Or just dive in if youre not worried about failing
its the progress lock keeping me away lol
realistically
just reached damnation a few days ago and left the game for 2 days cus i got too busy
if you have minmaxed weapons you can go into auric no prob
cheaping out on curios is possible
Dude
You can keep levelling tilyou have it open yeah
Dudette
anywhere i can get a guide on what good curios look like
tf? hes out this year???
Maxine said the same thing lmao 
Apparently so
I have maxine blocked so i couldnt know
I just saw it on twitter
Idk the whole deal about him being in prison tho
Fair enough 
Armed robbery with a knife while high on meth
pins of zealot chat
ah ok thx
Could be even a confidence thing. I usually can normal auric fine but rather just slack in lower because worse comes to worse, I can at least try to clutch solo at 300 ping.
oh so it was not cp i thought it was cp
they couldn't get him on the straight up nazism?
or is it legal now
Well dayum lmao
Dude look at their president
He wasnt even broke and he tried robbing a shitty gas station iirc
He drew characters as minor which is unfortunately not illegal
wait its not???????
He isnt even white and he larped as a neo nazi btw
Not surprising
sorry for asking again, which one in parcticular?
Its not illegal in like almost all countries i cant even tell you a country which is illegal
As long as its not hyper realistic it doesnt fall as CP by law
honestly dont know much about the artist except that he's from Ohio 
well damn i learnt something new today
Sounds like a loop
Ever seen the "@WhiteRaceSavior, you're browner than I expected" meme? Yeah hes literally that
Jesus christ 
Search for his mugshot and see who's behind the neo nazi OC of the hentai community lmao
Yup, thats how loli artists still make a buck
Crazy
what
Oh. My favorite activity!
assault with a deadly weezo..
Did you guys see EDP445 got caught texting kids AGAIN
now he’s gonna enter da prison 4 45 years
I have no idea who that is but good riddance
Some really fat dude who used to talk about sports and other things in a funny voice
no embed perms but imagine I put that gif of a skeleton smoking a cigar with rip bozo written on it

Isnt this like the fourth time already?
Aww man I can't share my photo on #darktide-driptide
Assault with a weezo weapon
Missus is shadman confirmed?
talk more
It should be a feature to activate dual wielding on certain weapons
Imagine dual wielding 2 chainaxes
Dual wield deez lmao
Who the hell is steve jobs
Ogryn needs two dual wield axes
What about dual wield rations
Oh man I thought me crashing out from Tertium 1 was enough to get me over the line.
Id like ogryns to have a gauntlet weapon itd be so cool
we all dreaming of the day we get dual knuckledusters on ogryn.
just punch heretic
Or just have ogryn be able to use his fists
Imagine punching the fuck out of a chaos spawn

Ive complained many times, my biggest dream is nude ogrun skin (just some hay to cover his bits) and generally dirty feral appearance just punching heretics, id pay for that
Catachan ahh fit
Werent there a bunch of peeps that beat H40 doing nothing but the Ogryn slap
when i was helping some friends get into the game and we were still playing the uprising difficulty I would just use bully club or cleaver special on my ogryn the whole run 
Lmao
That sounds like hell
They got a video about it on YT, I cant remember the channels name but they hang around in here lmao
I just heard it from the Vet channel one time
yes, its still doable, obryn slap counts as a heavy and has infinte cleave
wtf, again? 
He's been caught so many times. 
Why isn't he in jail? tf. 
so insanely fast toughness regen
and good bleedstacks
and they didnt just do it once they did it daily for several weeks 😄
Kejetok is the guy that uploaded the video to YT
i need to finally start doing havocs, but the social interaction 
aurics aren't getting me the diamantine i need to max all my weapons
il take u havocin right now if u want
got 40 clearance but might not wanna start there
i'd be down
apparently my assignment rank is 10, but I don't think I've done any runs ever
great, hop into a strike team and letsgo
if you did an auric maelstrom like the first day of havocs release you skipped to 10, but its 16 now
Anyone else who wants to try havoc is welcome
As long as you're having fun who cares tbh
What level?
I can barely pass 15 and only once managed to succeed at 20 havoc but tbh i was carried
lvl 10 ithink
dw, desk is comfy
i mean if u have 20 to host thats fine too, but as i said, i cant derank so all welcome
I have a 33
Tbh, havocs arnt hard atm so I have been doing runs without Psyker or Scum
Been decaying a lot but I don't care
I unfortunately can't decay any lower than 30 for y'all 😔
Then just evade them
Tuberculosis
Oof
Rotten armor is so annoying with buffed up crusher HP really
Is like it went untested and just approved. Or they tested the old 'bugged' but more fair version.
It still sucks, but at least you could still melee them.
I can live thru all the other modifiers on H40
But not the rotten armor
Nope.
So tedious
think computer fans stopped working
they start working on their own completely by itself
check temperature "Hm, so they started working at 49 celsius... Neat."
turn off pc, go to sleep
wake up, turn pc on and check fans not working
check temperature; 56 celsius
i think the machine spirit inside my pc just decides when it gets to work
jesus christ my boyfriend's dog is 16 today
mf is deaf and half blind
what a wild age for a dog
my cat is also 16yrs old and he's thin as fuck and vomits most of the food he eats
still kicking around tho
impressive tbh
Try booting up an intensive game. If fan no start... LUL.
i mean when i was playing darktide they werent working but they werent working before and just randomly started working like yesterday
idk what the fuck is happening
my pc isnt lagging tho its just the two front fans
Maybe something broko. Might wanna get it checked.
yeah i already messaged the guy and to get new ones and install it is 320 BRL which is very expensive
Clean the fans out just to be sure it's not just clogged.
@hollow radish
what
they arent but oh well, pc is working dandy and its not that hot so whatever
the graphics card fan is still kicking
Maybe the GPU and such fans are compensating.
maybe but i remembered the guy said they start to work at a certain temperature so it might just be them notactivatingdue to that
Maybe the temps being read is different from GPU and it. Shrugs.
That dog is craving sweet release 😭
So far my strategy is sending dreadnoughts in first as shock troops then further infantry....at this point its sending as much shit as possible to kill the enemy lmfao
I let two dreadys as close combat and 2 helfire dreadys as ranged support as the rest of my guys run in
yeah that's pretty much the technique
that and knowing when to pull ur vehicles back if the enemy starts throwing massed AT at you
Makes me wish this game had a little more strategy...though the aeldari is posing something new I suppose.
I'm on mission 6 btw
you'll get to explore than when you start playing skirmishes dw
the og space marine campaign is a bit of an extended tutorial
Shit is fantastic
Early DoW when they just let you fully spam terminators and dreads was hilarious
Yep and you can deep strike them in with the relay too
silksong game of da year baybeeeeee
hell yeah
darktide got a steam award for WORST game!!!!!! theyre kidnapping the devs right now!!!!
SIlksong sweep
arc raiders got an award for most innovative which is hilarious
like ig it's innovative for an extraction shooter but like
cmon
BRASIL
whats he context
"say that again"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
guys lets make loot boxes
but IN GAME
🧠
like a good chirstian 
the most honest lawyer 
or a hungry warpstarved skaven 
Roll a d6 twice for me
6 and 5
Gunlugger dope

Aka a superhuman
i think what makes it innovative for an extraction shooter is that it's not focused on hyperrealism and instead offers options for players of all types to participate and enjoy the experience and not just hardcore basement dwellers and streamers
however it is not the most innovative game of the year
it's a fucking extraction shooter 😭
steam awards are cooked.......
😔
Ehhh what other games could have won innovation of the year?
Besides Expedition 33 which basically invented art and depression again
(apparently)
Expedition 33 isn’t very innovative beyond making a good game in a complete package (crazy concept these days). It’s just improved on Paper Mario/Mario RPG’s combat 
Where are the heretics
the finalists were another extraction shooter (escape from duckov), EU5, blue prince and mage arena
i think three of those are definitely better choices lol
I know that's the joke 😭
I haven't played them but I heard good things about blue prince
Blue Prince probably should’ve won that one ngl
Arc raiders is just an extraction shooter 
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 should have won
Agurment with me and I will sent a warpstone pipe bomb on your doorstep
I have this one point to spend from a mastery that no matter how many times I spend it...it never saves...anyone had this b4? any ideas how to fix it?
i feel slowe than when using the thunderhammer or eviscerator
which should be heavier than this
Shredder pistol? It’s bugged
I use both Eviscerator and Relic Blade on my Martyr and at full stacks Relic does feel slower but works just fine
I don't think weight have to do with uncomfortably swinging a long sword
i need to know the best blessings for it
ow, its bugged for everyone? thought it was me thing, nice, tyvm!
according to the guide the must-have is Cranial Grounding, followed by your pick of Rampage, Energy Leakage or Wrath
got cranial grounding and wrath by complete luck when blessing it and rn its pretty good
im really trying to like it and the zone attacks are good, damage is awesome but DAMN am I slow with this thing
Martyr mitigates that somewhat but it's personal preference at that point
i’m new to this is there anything i need to do to start playing Darktide with so folks I play on playstation
I want a giant sword for Ogryn
Dodge, block and shove
Alot
You are getting a giant axe at best
Also holy shit you are alive at the day
I want a pair of gauntlets too
No way

get jiggy with it
You'll need to learn how to play with reach and timing.
Aurics a snooze today for some reason. Like extended periods of 0 spawns
that just happens sometimes. esp if the players are good
Can't use longer weapons the same way. And in general, you don't need to exactly hug enemies to do damage to them in melee. Get a feel for the reach with weapons like thammers and relic blades and cycle combos to tighten your efficiency.
You have far more time than you think by comparison to something faster with shorter range. You have time to respond and/react with the smaller weapons yes, even better dodges and all but the same principle of leveraging reach translates heavily into two-handed weapons the majority of the time.
Play with the space of your weapon and keep that in mind. That's the key.
im trying but its hard due to me being forced to play on NA serversd
You can get used to it.
I have slept for 6 hours
Danktide when?
Is 6 hours good?
When the starts align
long ahh reach as well
you dont need to be right up in the horde's face
What do you think
Whats the next class might be?
Nah, you gotta sleep 10 hours
recommended to be 8 hours of sleep
not more than that or less
Hello
24 hours
yeah im tryuing to get used to that fact and it's fucking with my brain
maybe if i didnt play at NA servers with more than 150 ping itd be easiler to learn it
Anybody has a similar issue? Whenever I have another application focused darktide runs at its regular 90-100 fps, whenever i click back in it runs at 20-30 fps. Really odd
challenge accepted
I'm not an expert but it might just be that while it's not focused the game is running slightly lower settings than when it is.
Don't take my word for it, though.
if I want to have different perks/blessings on a weapon on two different builds, do I need to have 2 copies of the weapon? or is there a way to save it in the profile without going to hadron every time?
I think you’d need two
yes, you have to have two weapons
unless you want to manually switch the blessings and perks every time ig
Only shared thing between classes is currency and a handful of cosmetics
i meant on the same character
I do kinda wish default weapons were shared with characters
I see, thanks
Oh then you’ll need a twin weapon
A lvl 30 can go into diff 1-2 with full gear no problem so I doubt it’d screw the balance
Lvl 20?
I forgot the max
You’ll live
Any tips on how to spot those lil green shrines in missions?
Heretical Idols?
yeah
Just look around every nook and cranny. Alternatively on Lights Out missions they're easier to find.
on account that they glow
never said I had issues with diff 1-2
Ok
Mrrp :3
why is playing dt with no music so eerie
did maxine unblock you
¯_(ツ)_/¯
But it is what is. I do care about her but I’m not gonna try forcing the issue
there's a mod for that 
cheating!!
Mods? In my warhammer game?
welp I can't wait, I thought the campaign was complete and what a let down lmao
buuut at least I can try auric maelstrom now, is it fun compared to damnation QP? 
Whole team of glory hounds
Inglorious hounds
I just left atp
Dont want the arby crutch?
I was the Arbitrator
Cant hang with your own kind?
It's a live service game, it shall never end
Whats wrong with psykers?
Nothing. They were just a glory hound snd went down after like 5 minutes
They are weird, they smell and they can blow up
Level 30 psyker doesn't know how to Play the game like how
They say that about you
Dont wanna hold the mind fucker’s hand?
Man I'm a level 13 Arbitrator I shouldn't have to teach this mf how to Play 😭
Even at lvl 13 you can still do better than they can
Why are you so mean 😭
Gotta lfg
Stop randoing
Real
I wish I knew 😭
competitive baiting?
competitive baiting.
v fun
does mortis trials drop more materials than normal missions? per run/per hour?
mainly diamantine
You have to sell your closest family member right now
yea, I just started playing recently. Ran havoc for the first time couple days ago. Im waiting to get my reward box for H27. That should help quite a bit. Hoping to get to 30+ for next week, but waiting 7 days is going to be painful lol
oh yay my name is orange now
question for you:
is mortis trials even worth playing
i heard it's pretty bad
Mortis Trials has lots of lore and is the best way to farm penances
it's aight
fun the first few times and then you realize that you just steamroll everything and it isn't very engaging
I'll try it.
I have no idea. I’ve only been playing for 3 weeks. Only ran Norris trials once
Neat
Fun for clown car antics honestly.
Nice little fuck around mode.
Wish it allowed you to build everything from a pool than a narrowed randomized pool to draw from but np.
I've heard it compared to Chaos Wastes a lot.
Is that a good comparison? I haven't played that in VT2 either.
no
chaos wastes is more fun
you aren't stuck in a single location for one
also the modifiers in each level actually matter
I enjoy Mortis trials but it’s definitely inferior to Chaos Wastes
alright since my old man is apparently playing apex I'll try it out..
And thus you take your first steps into Tartarus
that sucked ass
mostly because my teammates hadn't topped 30 yet and it was damnation diff
thats crazy
It's a wave based survival game mode instead of a full length mission, with an objective to do every 3 waves
@fiery wave when will you stop staring
honest question
You also get upgrades every wave until the final one
It's mindless fun in the Darktide sandbox
Ai bad.
amen
There was supposed to be a proper story (written by Dan Abnett!) but most elements of it appeared to be gutted from launch. The campaign in the game now is an improvement over what we used to have
used to be just missions off the board
no after mission cutscene lol
I don't actually know what happened to the story tbh
Mortis Trials is very fun, quite frankly my only problem with it is that there isnt more.
My top 3 issues with the mode are:
-You dont get to pick your archetype from all of them (I understand that its to encourage players to try new things and to play into the randomness)
-There isnt enough Indulgences/Perks, maps, and Archetypes
-Cant pick minor indulgences leaving you with only 4 choices all game: Round 0, 3, 6, and 9.
If you have a team with a few braincells, it's genuinely the best balance of difficulty and playability present in Darktide.
If you have a team of usual Darktide randoms,
Pray.
damn really
aww it's even worse knowing that lmao, and yeah I'll try auric maelstrom!
It's clear they just used him for the background on the Moebians, the Mourningstar, etc.
There could have been a more developed narrative
but alas
Have fun.
If you eat shit the first time, just know this:
Maelstroms are a complete 50/50 in terms of teammate quality
yeah those parts i can see as being written by him.
Also mind the Maelstrom modifiers. Some of them are an absolute bitch
since they're pretty interesting
the fluff is immaculine but otherwise the main plot is just sorta meh
Hey dawg, I heard you like poxbursters. So I put poxbursters, with your poxbursters.
I like gettin character backstory with mortis trial memories but like gimme some more stuff going on in the here and now, give me more missions to play
all the poxbursters
Actually I was thinking more like Lights Out and monstrous specialists
Monstorous specialists is fun though
that is one of my favorite modifiers if I'll be real with you
Monstrous specialists is fun.
I actually don't struggle with the weakened monstrosities but my teammates always die to them
and the bosses aren't that horrible
mentality
Waves of Specialists + Monstorous Specialists is very nice
Because you get a lot of them, and that's really fun
No I actually like it. It's just
The randoms I play with always can't handle them
so it sucks
lights out just sucks regardless lmao
my favorite is melee only
Chat I feel like playing Darktide but i've had alcohol and don't feel like I have the focus for it, do I play anyway and become a burden to my team?
Idm that one tbh, its especially fun as Hive Scum tbh
lore accurate fanatic gameplay!
Trueeeee
One of my favorites.
...Until there's a smyker.
Because that specific modifier seems to attract them like ants.
i've played with people who smoke a bowl before hopping on
i have been considering making a full electric psyker for shits and giggles
i think you will be fine
like uhh, smite and electrokinetic staff, specifically
Fair enough
i have no idea what melee would be useful in that case since the only melee i know how to play with psyker is BFG
Tbh I know someone who I play Helldivers with and they will literally have a joint before hoppin on
Fun Idea: Do a shot every time a teammate goes down, do 2 if you go down
ngl I've hit a bong before going on runs
This game on sativas is an experience.
Death
Potentially
truth nuke
actually im not gonna say anything id rather not get obliterated by the moderation team
Again, fondly reminded of the ogryn who took a bong hit and coughed his lungs up on mic before an h40 I played
Kinda funny tbh
Best grenade gauntlet player I've ever seen.
Hello im new to the game, and im playing hive scum, im wondering for a weapon like shivs and Dual Auto, do i just get one weapon and Empower it and thats that? or is there like a specific stats im looking for?
Okay, from an experienced player.
You may not want to try Scum first.
It is not a beginner friendly class.
Just putting that out there but, yeah you're usually looking for specific stats.
But if you're new, you probably shouldn't worry about that.
even tho im level 22, and i already am doing good i adapt real quick with games
im just having fun ^_^ i dodge easily so its fun
so basically im wasting my mats on something im not supposed to be spending?
i got my Dual to ilvl 400 and Shivs ilvl 300
That thick fog on certain maps is not very poggers and kinda weirdchamp
you're wasting resources ya
don't worry about leveling weapons like that just yet.
fuhhhh
vent purg mission effect or the visual settings
so save my mats then
ye
Yea, don’t worry about the stats until max level, just keep an eye out for weapons that have 80% in every stat except mobility to start off. Mobility isn’t always the best dump stat but it’s a good starting point.
Mobility or Defences if no mobility
Dual shivs for scum are peak
Just lost a match after locking in hard and saving everyone because a teammate was completely clueless to a poxburster which blew up next to us
I'm playing Martyrdom Zealot so like I went down instantly to it, Hive Scum on our team died shortly after
Happens. Lot of sounds not playing through
PERISH YEEE
ahh oki, so for shivs all 80% except mobility which gotta be 60%?
Yes
same with auto pistols?
60% yeah. Sometimes it can be 61
60% Collateral is better for Dual Autopistols someone said to me
Because the mobility is actually quite good with Autopistols
havoc players rejecting party request because you dont have a yellow title is wild
how do you know its because of that
genuinely FUCK lights out all my homies hate lights out
I have an insight into their brains
smh my head
Generally I take 1 of each class, I don't care so much for level/loadout
Victim mentality at its finest
6 Classes, 4 playerslots 
The other 2 go in the backpack

darktide but individual players are nerfed to shit and there are 30 player slots
30 players at level 1 with no talents and grey weapons
Nerded was funnier 
nerded 😭 💔
Is mobility still dumpstat on knife if i'm runnin it on Zealot?


what about curious is there also set stats on them? or those just level them up?
You can customise the perks but thats it
the set-in-stone stats on weapons are their max potential (at 500 power)
Generally it's Mobility unless Defense unless Collat, with some exceptions like Cleave Targets on PSword or Evis
Oh, I need a new Evis then, i'm running it with low mobility
appreciate it for the answers ❤️
That's a fine dump too
People say Mobility for the Mk 3, Cleave Targets for the Mk 15
Oh right, fair enough
Anyone else has been abused by THE CRUSHER
A crusher that not only is as silent as a mouse but also animation cancels out of hard cc
The difference between 60% and 80% Cleave Targets is like 3 cleave which means no difference
Is blessing/perk setup for knife the same no matter what class you're runnin it on?
I don't use the knife a lot so cant speak from experience but generally yes
Uncanny and Precog/Riposte
vet is the only one that might change blessings to mercy killer cause funny serrated blade. but thats really it
Oh fair, yeah I run it on Vet so that's why I was asking, about to get one for my Zealot
Precog + Uncanny/Riposte
Thank u
Yea, just hold onto any weapons with that sort of stat spread. If you don’t get lucky with weapon drops and you want to pusher higher difficulties at max level, then you can just level those up to max if needed. I wouldn’t consider it until you’re pushing Damnation difficulty though. (Unless you’re drowning in materials at that point)
Flak/Cara/Unyield
me like flesh tearer serrated
very fuhnee
Pretty sure that's how I run it on my Vet tbh
I'm cooking ribs 
Enjoy 
Haven't had any in months
why does he look like that
He looks fine and healthy
edible
Edible ?huh ,more like super delicious
hold on
Holding on
Fastening seat belt ma,am
No thank you
Do not the horse

The God Emperor said so
Horse Fucker permit

guys guys guys
who do you think
who do you think chose pfp's for the crew for their vox
was it Grendyl or rannick?

it was me
hey, whats up with the auric mission board penances? ''complete x mission on heresy threat on the auric mission board''
do you just run the missions on auric?
the inquisition will take note of this behavior
Aye
so, just for the record: if i run the mission on auric, I will get the heresy threat and damnation one completed?
I mog the Inquisition (Night Lord fan)
bit of a silly question considering the answer is most likely yes lol
yas
that clears things up, thanks!
Heresy
Yeah it's just poorly worded

😂
Answered already but yes lol
The thing is, the board used to be different
Normal missions and "auric" missions, which was just Heresy or Damnation with guaranteed hi-int
Now, Auric is its own difficulty
Every day we stray further from the Emprah's grace
its a bit confusing yeah, considering i didnt know the board used to be different. was checking here and there but couldnt make sense of it. though its clear now 🙂
Emperor is a mid god anyways
Functionally it's the same as Damn in-int though
smh
yeah aurics used to be different
seen something about that, I guess the game wasnt hard enough yet
i think they changed it around two years ago
"Difficulty bloat"
Clearing a higher difficulty will give you the lower ones too if they are otherwise the same task
Used to be
1 - Sedition
2 - Uprising
3 - Malice
4 - Heresy
5 - Damnation
With an "Auric" tab of Heresy or Damnation missions with guaranteed hi-intensity
Sedition was removed, the numbers went down one, so Damn is now 4 and Auric is 5
Functionally still the same
chainsaw man discord server i presume
yeah was wonderign why theres class penances for sedition level difficulty that you get ''autocompleted''
And before that no modifiers
just difficulty
im feeling masochistic today
can they put 3veg rolling steel on the board
i need to feel something

Which Faction is a Scum from Necromunda? and where can i read more about them?
True! No Auric
nurgle is stinky
Imperium of Man, of course
gotta level up me relic blade as well
playing that peak tide
so peak
after zealo i think im doing psyker and leave ogryn for last
or should i do ogryn first and psyker last
oggy
Tabletop Warhammer is just Skylanders with chest hair
tabletop suuuucks
breh
Necromunda is better 
What's up with players leaving no ammo for rumbler ogryns? Makes me really hate pairing with randoms.
because rumblergryn is dumb and leaves no ammo for anyone besides the ogryn
Probably


Rumble my gryn
if I have a rumblergryn on my team and he's spamming that point blank barrage into nothing i'd probably take the ammo from him too
Point blank barrage?
Da hells dat
is that not the gun ability for ogryn
The one for gungryn?
yeah
Oh probably, i only use taunt with rumbler though
Only gungryn build i have uses the fast firing twin link
using rumbler and just mindlessly spamming it and then taking all the ammo is the problem
If we ever get a minigun for Ogryn, im switching to that
I reached max lvl on my character. What do I needa do now is there like different missions now
I want a minigun and a pair of gauntlets for Ogryn
dual knuckle dusters
👊
Not sure what other guns Ogryn would get access to
Honestly, i want any dual wield weapon, as long its not some weapon paired with a shield. I hate the shield
yeah fair
shield doesn't feel great
tauntgryn with shield sounds poggers but the shield is eh
Anyone?
being able to ignore a daemonhost while it mindlessly flails on you is funny though
You keep killin
The fuck?
What do you mean
Level up another character
Sorry that I'm not a veteran and know everything in the game
Penances, reach max mastery level with weapons, then do it for all classes
We'll fix you yet, Soldier. Now get out there and kill heretics
For da Emprah
Some classes share weapon families so progress under one class counts as account-wide
Hell, i dont know shit about whats goin on half the time, im just here to kill
Oh ok
to post pictures how long do i have to be here in chat?
Good question
Just chat for about ~15 mins
Your name will turn red
Eh I did that and It didn't change
Keep posting 
ahh gotcha, thank you, also i see weapons that say Anointed and Transcendent? what are the diffrence?
Additional blessing slot I think
Wait those are purple and orange right?
It's a second blessing or second perk slot I don't remember
ahh i see it now, another question, if i maxed out a gun, do i stop sacrficing it? and sell it instead?
i found one that has all 80% except mobility for Dual
no i meant, i have two Dual, but one has better stats the one i found not the one i wasted my mats on XD
I'll Puncture you 
Isn't puncture hit enemy behind the one u shot
It's bleed on hit
Ah
bleed on hit







