general-chat

[gilded socket]

She whips me semi regularly

[forest moss]

and 12gb ram..

[gloomy void]

No. Bad

[gilded socket]

You need to spend 1 morbillion

[tired steeple]

It’s still a good game I just really wasn’t a massive fan of 2

[gilded socket]

Oh no its true

[cosmic burrow]

you dont its error on fatsharks side

[twin flower]

Wish you still played as Corvo in 2

[tired steeple]

You can

[twin flower]

For the majority of it anyway

[ripe tangle]

Maxine, the whippings aren’t for gratification, they’re penances, mortification of the flesh.

[tired steeple]

You get two options

Either emily or corvo

[ripe tangle]

I recieve them too yaknow.

[gilded socket]

I never said i liked it

It hurts

A lot

[ripe tangle]

I know you don’t.

[twin flower]

Oh, I heard Corvos story is only like a short bit

[ripe tangle]

and it’s supposed to hurt!

[tired steeple]

Do you use those nerve whips

[twin flower]

And you continue the rest of it as Emily

[ripe tangle]

Yes.

[tired steeple]

Nah there’s technically 4 ways to play the game

[gilded socket]

You could at least not whip me

[tired steeple]

Corvo lethal or non lethal, emily lethal or non lethal

[forest moss]

is the Backend Error a common error that we all need to live with it?

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[ripe tangle]

Sorry, no can do. It happens because you sometimes speak Heresy.

[lethal solstice]

Backend error is on server-side unless you mod your game

[tired steeple]

Been there for a long time

[twin flower]

Huh, interesting

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[astral basin]

Records indicate Maxine sentenced to multiple punishments. Most common of which: flogging.
Much of the punishments were deserved. Records indicate serious offense. Servitorization recommended

[gilded socket]

But you’re old

[forest moss]

this explain the bad review..

[gilded socket]

Im too precious to lucia to be handed over to them

[lethal light]

haven't played DT for awhile, might reinstall it and give it a spin, how is Hive Scum?

[ripe tangle]

I uhhh… yeah I don’t want you to be a Servitor, YET.

[fallen tree]

very sCum, big fun

[twin flower]

Scoom

[lethal solstice]

Skill check glass cannon class that can destroy everything if you can play

[gilded socket]

STAB EVERYTHING DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[cosmic burrow]

she looks cursed

[jaunty path]

It's hard to accept that but yeah, I'm pretty old myself....

[lethal light]

Oh snap my favorite!

[gilded socket]

See? She tolerates me!

[cosmic burrow]

you are younger than me

[gilded socket]

get in there!

[cosmic burrow]

or the same age

[twin flower]

For now

[astral basin]

Potential for intersocial relationship noted. Closer monitoring, suggested

[lethal light]

Sounds kinda rad ngl

[trail bramble]

oh that changes things
you will redeem yourself in one of the emperor's blessed penal legions. Your bomb collar, entrenching device and new lasgun will be provided to you shortly. We go over the top in 3 hours.

[hasty sky]

It's fun as hell if you're at least decent at the game

[lethal light]

Yeaaaaaah about that

[gilded socket]

You making me a salvarian chemdog?

[astral basin]

Look at this beautiful man

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[astral basin]

I need it as a stivker

[ripe tangle]

it is true

[gilded socket]

Huge!

[lethal light]

WAIT yooooo you can have dual stub guns?! LOCK, IN

[gilded socket]

And pistols

[cosmic burrow]

on hive scum sure

[ripe tangle]

I like Touhou and it’s one of those thins I come back to every once in a while, but more than anything I like using the stickers and emojis a lot.

[gilded socket]

Whats touhou?

Educate me

[lethal light]

Oh wait no, Stub PISTOLS.

[astral basin]

Touhou deez- wait its not? Huh

[cosmic burrow]

some anime

[lethal light]

I was like bruh

[gilded socket]

You get smgs too

[cosmic burrow]

theres uzis on hive scum

[ripe tangle]

a series of Bullet Hell games that has made a HUGE impact on Internet Culture whether we like it or not for the past 25ish years.

[tired steeple]

Yukari

Drool emoji

[gilded socket]

Never heard of it

Need to knownmore

[ripe tangle]

I’m surprised.

[cosmic burrow]

i know the name

[astral basin]

Aged

[earnest oyster]

same what is touhou

[cosmic burrow]

but thats it

[ripe tangle]

Most people have at least seen or heard of something related to it.

[jaunty path]

Pretty much yeah.

Can't escape it

[lethal light]

Aye checking a vid atm, pretty fun looking tbh

[tired steeple]

Maxine’s definitely seen it without knowing

[jaunty path]

It overlaps with a lot of communities

[gilded socket]

Dudebi only play metal gear solid and racing sim games

[cosmic burrow]

what other classes have you played?

[ripe tangle]

Most certainly

[jaunty path]

You've definitely seen at least Cirno

blue fairy

[gilded socket]

And old cods

[ripe tangle]

(9)

[lethal light]

All of them, took a break after playing Arbiter like a madman

[jaunty path]

reimu is also the signature protagonist of the series

[gilded socket]

Never seen that before

[jaunty path]

dont call her that!

[tired steeple]

I ship marisa and reimu

[jaunty path]

everyone does prolly

[cosmic burrow]

then hive scum play more like psyker

dodge based

[hidden whale]

BONK

[lethal light]

Ah right, glasscannon indeed

[ripe tangle]

if you attempted to bonk the ice fairy, she might try to bonk you back after freezing you in place.

[gilded socket]

Lucia is a heretic i saw her reading smut

[astral basin]

Why bonk when boop?

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with reading Smut?

[astral basin]

Uh

[ripe tangle]

nothing!

[astral basin]

Degeneracy

[ripe tangle]

exactly!

shush

[cosmic burrow]

i have encountered primarch smut on reddit

i did not want that

[gilded socket]

Its heresy!

[ripe tangle]

OKAY, THIS IS HERESY!

[cosmic burrow]

ill leave rest to you

[astral basin]

Common lucia L, admitting to heresy

[ripe tangle]

pure heresy

[hidden whale]

clearly this is elite ball knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eh2-DZTgQ

[gilded socket]

Why are you on Reddit

[cosmic burrow]

RIBAORLD

[earnest oyster]

self report

[visual vortex]

REDDITOR👹👉🚿🧼

[cosmic burrow]

i do wash

[visual vortex]

🗣️

[gilded socket]

Why do you read guardsmen x battle sister yuri so much

[fallen tree]

peak

[ripe tangle]

I don’t.

[cosmic burrow]

laugh all you like

[earnest oyster]

but also based (the primarch part)

[gilded socket]

Huge if wrong

[ripe tangle]

This is peak

[hidden whale]

ew, this is clearly heresy. where can I avoid this so theres no I way I read it? specific location of course

[ripe tangle]

I don’t, I really don’t.

[fallen tree]

mowtendoo was killing it all those years ago

[gilded socket]

Ao3 is full of the disgusting filth

[fallen tree]

idk if they do stuff now

[gilded socket]

I known I’m just making you mad at me

[fallen tree]

back when touhou was still kinda niche to the west

[visual vortex]

Isn't scout a confirmed pedo?

[earnest oyster]

i still keep getting notifications someone favorited my publications

[hidden whale]

the character??

[jaunty path]

I think I'm done playing w css

[bronze wren]

All of you belong in horny jail

[jaunty path]

phew

[gilded socket]

Holy fuck dude

Self report

[fallen tree]

jeremy albertson aka scout? no way in heck brother

[earnest oyster]

it's pretty vanilla, and it's been years though Lol

[gilded socket]

I dont wanna know anymore

[ripe tangle]

afaik the fandom is just growing like, way too fast in the west, and mostly because of weird old memes and fangames that are honestly better than the actual series games lmao

[fallen tree]

what did you write

[hidden whale]

holy fuck. theres no way I learn jermas real name through this discord comment

unbelievable

[visual vortex]

"For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls.
He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school."
-Tracker Terrorizer

SKIN THE PRED! KILL! MAIM! BURN!🔥🔥🔥💯

[tired steeple]

It’s his joke last name

[royal badge]

What the fuck even is a touhou

[fallen tree]

i heard marisa stole the precious thing in tiktok edits recently. my old ass gonna write the source but no one would know 😭

[tired steeple]

He’s never actually had his last name show up

[gilded socket]

No his name is jermatha daballs

[earnest oyster]

the fandom is rabid enough to crucify me is they knew who i was, i used a burner account to publish the stories

[fallen tree]

you're welcome, you should know. he is a mass serial killer after all

[royal badge]

who is albert the son of

[earnest oyster]

they do not approve of one of the ships

[fallen tree]

well i mean like, the source material i guess. i dont mean to out your fanfic account :3

[gilded socket]

I wonder when will lucia become 400 years old

[earnest oyster]

i wrote some female vtuber x male vtuber fanfics which is heavily frowned upon

[fallen tree]

oh okay lmao

[earnest oyster]

like i was quite concerned

got some hate mail

[fallen tree]

i was thinking like, dante/vergil, but maybe im just too oldschool

[earnest oyster]

but lots of likes

[hidden whale]

what is with fandoms

why are they so insane

its fictional characters??

[fallen tree]

its incredible, its twitter

[visual vortex]

Five night at freddy fandom also weird like that🍵😌🏀

[hidden whale]

wait I just have to remember

[fallen tree]

outrage for updoots

[hidden whale]

theyre internet goblins

not real people

[earnest oyster]

people get outraged if it's revealed a female vtuber has a bf, it's crazy

[visual vortex]

One of the authors of a comic made naughty work of like a 7 year old and springtrpa 🙌😭🫁

[cosmic burrow]

wtf

can we

just end

here

and now

please

[hidden whale]

we should go back to talking about touhou

[visual vortex]

Truth tooth🦷

[fallen tree]

i agree wholeheartedly

[ripe tangle]

Aksl

how old are you?

[fallen tree]

32

[ripe tangle]

omg

[hidden whale]

unc

[fallen tree]

AND

tasteful

[ripe tangle]

I’m actually younger than someone for once!

WOWIE

[hidden whale]

unc

[gilded socket]

Tung tung tung sahur killed lucia ins 2026

[fallen tree]

dont say this in reference to touhou talk

im really feeling the unc

and its not good

[ripe tangle]

I’m almost 31 😐

just give it a few months

[fallen tree]

oh youre so close thats fine

i feel better

[hidden whale]

this chat is getting very old all of a sudden

[earnest oyster]

breh im 30

[visual vortex]

Old bag of bones

[earnest oyster]

unc server

[jaunty path]

You're younger than a few ppl here already lmfao

[ripe tangle]

I’m also 30

[hidden whale]

holy fk why does all of your ages start with a 3

[low blade]

I'm ||53||

[gilded socket]

Isnt paul like 40?

[hidden whale]

unctide

ahem

[fallen tree]

mods can i ban people calling out over 30s

not even that old

[ripe tangle]

Here I thought most people here were like -25

[visual vortex]

Any miss-step on the stairs will turn half this chat into a pile of dust 😭🙏

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin how old are yoh

[somber stream]

Touhou fan is on a whole different spectrum of aut*sm

[earnest oyster]

we're young inside

[hidden whale]

they are by far the most creative fandom ive ever seen

[slow verge]

just asking how do I get the convict role?

[visual vortex]

I am 462 🙌

[hidden whale]

and not insane generally

[fallen tree]

bones creaking just reading that, damn you

[cosmic burrow]

20

[elder merlin]

Trying to steal my identity?

[gilded socket]

No fat man im not

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Bomes got them sharp edges from tripping

[fallen tree]

very creative, i guess its kinda hand in hand at some point

[delicate vapor]

I lived

[visual vortex]

Got good floss sticks

[slow verge]

can't seem to post pictures for some reason :c

[low blade]

Talk until you get the red role. General doesnt have image perms but other channels do

[gilded socket]

You’re a dirty gray name

[cosmic burrow]

not red rank yet

[fallen tree]

you're the first person im gonna haunt when i die

[ripe tangle]

sometimes I worry that I may be dumb, then I forget about it 2 minutes later after seeing a shiny rock.

[cosmic burrow]

talk abit

[fallen tree]

you wont feel it until decades after this moment

[visual vortex]

You gotta be brain-damaged like me😎🧠

[gilded socket]

But shiny rock

[ripe tangle]

Exactly!

[slow verge]

oh shoot I had to go through trust values here as well?

[cosmic burrow]

distract lucia with something shiny

[ripe tangle]

pretty pretty shiny shiny

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

We can be roommates 🦅🤝🦶💪

[elder merlin]

Im 34

[slow verge]

damn I'll get shot by Rannick on first sight

[cosmic burrow]

just talk abit

[gilded socket]

Throw shiny metal ass at her

[cosmic burrow]

and gen chat is no embeds

[fiery wave]

EXCUSE ME???

[gilded socket]

I thought you were 46

[somber stream]

I'm not wrong

[gilded socket]

Hi karien why are yoh loud

[somber stream]

Kinda scared of them, actually

[cosmic burrow]

also ask what you want to know

[ripe tangle]

I’m scary?

I mean

[gilded socket]

Hi licht shy are you scsredm

[molten matrix]

you cant post images here at all because gen chat regulars abused embeds

[fiery wave]

Blame Licht.

[ripe tangle]

YES IM SCARY! FEAR ME!

[gilded socket]

No, not really

[cosmic burrow]

hampter

[gilded socket]

Why

[visual vortex]

Dknt worry i autistic but not scary

[molten matrix]

other channels allow images once your a red name

[visual vortex]

🤙👍

[slow verge]

I see :c

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a hampter, tf?

[elder merlin]

85

[cosmic burrow]

yes you are

[fiery wave]

What else?

[tired steeple]

I’m also tism’d up

[ripe tangle]

how?

[cosmic burrow]

short

[visual vortex]

Why be hamster

[gilded socket]

Gimmie 5 follars and youre terrifying

[somber stream]

People fear what they don't understand

[ripe tangle]

I’m not that short…

[visual vortex]

They die in five seconds

[gloomy void]

We are all hampters In gods microwave

[cosmic burrow]

short women get angry like hamsters

[tired steeple]

4’11

[visual vortex]

Sneeze around them and they drop dead 👹🦊😌🤙

[tired steeple]

Damn you are a granny

[astral basin]

Bald bald bald bald MY EYES

[tired steeple]

Tiny granny

I think this entire chat should go bald

[visual vortex]

Holy shit im taller than someone 🙌🗣️

[gilded socket]

Uhhh sometimes i stare into space pretending to be a bug looking up at the starry night for the first tome

[tired steeple]

All of us

[astral basin]

By the gods. Im on a taco bell craving

[ripe tangle]

I’m like 5’2

[tired steeple]

Pfft

[visual vortex]

Dont wat taco bell it bad for you

[astral basin]

Short

[visual vortex]

Fatass

[tired steeple]

I’m 5’3, guess we’re both down here

[jaunty path]

suplex-able I see.

[gilded socket]

You tiny shrimpy

[low blade]

Hamsters follow a similar creed of the Vikings where the only way to get onto paradise after death is to die an unnatural and unusual death

[fallen tree]

6'2 😐

[hidden whale]

its elf posting time

keep up mayflies

[gilded socket]

How, of all people am i taller than lucia

[tired steeple]

What is it with the GOD DAMN JURI FEET

[cosmic burrow]

lets use human units

[tired steeple]

WHY DO PEOPLE JUST HAVE THAT ON THEIR PROFILE

[earnest oyster]

6'4 is the cutoff height for manlets these days

[cosmic burrow]

im 179 cm

[astral basin]

Its only bad at certain hours
I get it when i know the old stuffs been handed out

[elder merlin]

Thats all they ever do with her

[ripe tangle]

I’m 1.6m

[visual vortex]

FEET🦶🦶🗣️🙌🔥❤️

[fiery wave]

That's kinda cute though?

[low blade]

I cant say shit around here huh

[visual vortex]

FINE DINING👅👹👹👹👹👹

[tired steeple]

AND WHOS IDEA WAS TO MAKE A JURI THI NG JUST HAVE HER FEET OUT

[fallen tree]

i knew it, my younger bros clear this, im the only manlet 😭

[cosmic burrow]

bottom gear

[gilded socket]

I get very lonely before i do that

[low blade]

TOE GANG I NEED YOU ALL

[trail bramble]

Isn't 5'2 like 152 centimetres-ish

[earnest oyster]

im 6 feet, a manlet, feelsbadman

[fiery wave]

I get it.

[visual vortex]

Call me a catfish, the way i be bottom-feeding🙌🗣️🔥💯

[ripe tangle]

It’s 160 cm

[hidden whale]

im approximately 4.6 bananas tall

or about 1.26 danny devitos

most important im 69 inches tall

[slow verge]

everytime people say feet I had to try to convert to cms

[somber stream]

Nice

[gilded socket]

Youre 3ft tall?

[ripe tangle]

using Damny Devito as a measurement in height is fucking crazy

[tired steeple]

Dun conversation

[astral basin]

Man. What was the whack ass metric that hit the webs a couple years ago
6ft, 6 figures?

[tired steeple]

But I must go

[hidden whale]

hes ~4'7" :3

[fallen tree]

ya same, i just know mine from years of having to adjust. 6'2 is like 190 or something

[tired steeple]

*fun

[gilded socket]

Deep

[gilded socket]

Why are you like this

[tired steeple]

Going hang out with the girlfriend

[hidden whale]

666
6 feet tall, 6 figure salary, 6 inch...

[astral basin]

Ah right

[gilded socket]

False false false

[hidden whale]

I guess they wanted to date satan or something, idk

[modern harness]

It's all 7 now, because of inflation

[ripe tangle]

Okay so there’s a thing I want to say but uhhh… should I?

[fallen tree]

girth or length

[visual vortex]

Yes

[astral basin]

Lmfao you its cringe us pop culture with those metrics

[visual vortex]

Yes

[hidden whale]

yes

[earnest oyster]

how many nba players use tinder

[gilded socket]

Yes

[visual vortex]

Say something questionable

Do not think

[hidden whale]

yes

this is a fake space

[astral basin]

This is a fake space

[visual vortex]

Say it or i cry like the little baby i am

[astral basin]

Im wheezing

[slow verge]

Sister Prine ingame is kinda hot?

[visual vortex]

Kayex hotter

[hidden whale]

im also about 0.0076 football fields tall

[visual vortex]

WHY IS MY EMOJI TOOTH

[hidden whale]

because american

[ripe tangle]

the reason women throw numbers out like that on profiles is because they don’t want to sound like a conceited bitch by simply saying “I want a guy significantly taller than me” but also fail to realize throwing out numbers that eliminate like 85% of men out there, you still sound like a conceited bitch, moreso even…

[earnest oyster]

im bout 20 bigmacks tall

[visual vortex]

FAZ

FAX

🦷

[gilded socket]

Lucia uses dating apps?

[earnest oyster]

or 18 vanilla icecreams (mcdonalds)

[ripe tangle]

No, dating apps are stupid.

[fallen tree]

we have bigarch here, its kinda like a bigmac but the size of or a bit biger than a double quarter pounder

[astral basin]

I dont think they were even tryna hide the shallowness on that

[fallen tree]

or not as dense

its so good tho...

[visual vortex]

There was this one asian girl on one of those dating youtuve videos that had unrealistic standards and had all the guys leave

[astral basin]

Dating apps are designed to perpetuate depression

[visual vortex]

💪🫁

[gilded socket]

Huge

[royal badge]

Half pounder

[hidden whale]

their business model kind of fails if you actually succeed

they need horny lonely people... like slaanesh

[ivory dawn]

And yet they are quite literally my only hope because by god am I insufferable

[fallen tree]

the only way to refer to it behind closed doors. dense and powerful

[visual vortex]

There's that new duet one that rlly pisses me off

It's just someone doing dances for five seconds

[royal badge]

I think the insufferable part is the issue

[astral basin]

Not to mention
Dating apps demand you pay the equivalent of a high value streaming service

[visual vortex]

LET ME WATCH MY TERRARIA PICKAXE TIERLIST🙌🗣️🔥

[gilded socket]

Best eay to deal with something you want really bad? Abandon hope and accept it will never happen

[fallen tree]

dating apps arent free? sheesh

[gilded socket]

Because it will

Eventually

[ripe tangle]

some are free but most aren’t

[visual vortex]

No it isnt dree

Free

[astral basin]

Exactlyyyyy this bitch gets it

[ivory dawn]

Exactly, which is why I can only have online conversations because I'm genuinely too socially paranoid to be introduced to someone irl right off the bat because I instantly think they're just going to hurt me

[astral basin]

Embrace nihilism

[earnest oyster]

when i peaked in looks and gymmaxxed and looksmaxxed i could mostly find girls that only wanted to talk for attention on tinder, met with a few, nothing serious but im acoustic irl

[visual vortex]

If it doesnt take ur money it takes your time and hope

🫁🔥💪

[astral basin]

The worlds a shit place. Help make it better

[fallen tree]

i guess i shouldnt be surprised. easy penis pump ad space inbetween a few swipes

[royal badge]

Ur cooked bro

[gilded socket]

I cant tell if that’s because i doggirl post here or not

[hidden whale]

name checks out

[ivory dawn]

I'm aware

[earnest oyster]

i find tinder to be toxic for mind

[ripe tangle]

Trying to read this gave me an Anuerysm

[royal badge]

Most are free but lock most features behind a paid service

[visual vortex]

Remember that Tea app?

[royal badge]

Tinder's genuinely just dogshit

[visual vortex]

Where it turned into a shit-talking site for immature women to dunk on their exs?

🧠

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

i bet you tap your cheekbones with a hammer to increase bone density to maxx

[visual vortex]

Then all the data and personal info got leaked

[astral basin]

Like i said
Demand you pat a sub = to a streaming service

[royal badge]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

tea app

[hidden whale]

real? need to add this to my morning routine

[earnest oyster]

no i was young and impressionable like all young guys

[cosmic burrow]

after worktrips end i will get back to asg

[delicate vapor]

oh

nvm

lol I just scrolled up a bit

[visual vortex]

How was your shower in your drunken stupor?

[fallen tree]

from what ive seen, they do think this. sometimes i think its satire but most times i cant tell..

[delicate vapor]

i was laying on the ground

[hidden whale]

ill do it between the face ice plunge and banana peel scrub

[visual vortex]

The Moon God demands blood, Elios.

🌚

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

yeah if you only tap your cheeks on one side, you can easily compare in the mirror. you'll look just fine im sure 🙏

[somber stream]

Don't put orange into milk, it will not enhance the taste

[astral basin]

OH YEAH THE TEA CONTROVERSY
SOMEONE REALIZED THE HOME-WRECKING BRAG WAS ABOUT HER AND HER MAN LMFAO

[visual vortex]

I would feel bad for the women that used the Tea app but then i realize they made awful accusations and had no evidence

[astral basin]

Man people dont realize how toxic their own group is until they get targeted by their own bs

[earnest oyster]

someone spilled the tea

[visual vortex]

🍵

[hidden whale]

I spilled tea all over my old keyboard

had to buy a new one

[visual vortex]

Looks like the CAT is out of the bag

[hidden whale]

equivalent fuckup

[visual vortex]

Get it

Because the cat is out of the bag

It crawled out

Man im so funny

[astral basin]

Taking a moment to watch a knight dance

He got sick moves

[somber stream]

Medieval armour is more nimble than you think

[visual vortex]

Facts

Can back up

Have evidence even

[delicate vapor]

time to free loot kit stella montis

[earnest oyster]

ok but introduce mud into the scenario and you can literally sink into the mud

[visual vortex]

Wood

[fallen tree]

depends on the context, could be nice

[visual vortex]

🪵

Also mud was naturally just the worst thing in every war

[delicate vapor]

well be a mud skipper

[visual vortex]

If i recall the WWI soldiers got trenchfoot from it because wet mud got into their boots

[astral basin]

Bs
Its heavy
There are 2 applications
Stationary tank
Or horseback tank
Bc you aint moving far in it

[earnest oyster]

what wins 60 ton tank or a pool of mud

[visual vortex]

Mud

[earnest oyster]

[visual vortex]

Because mud has a funny name

[gilded socket]

Man

[visual vortex]

Rat man

[astral basin]

Then guns made it obsolete but the germans didnt care
They invented the drive-by in armor

[somber stream]

German police are using chainmail these day to counter knife attacks

[fallen tree]

woah

[earnest oyster]

speaking of german police have you seen that video of mud wizard

[gilded socket]

Fuck my hon life

[earnest oyster]

where german riot police sink into the mud

[visual vortex]

It's almost as if wearing a metal suit of armor tailored specifically to the human designed to negate most melee attacks would prove beneficial in a country that doesn't allow a lot of guns normally

[earnest oyster]

while a guy dressed as a monk taunts them

[visual vortex]

No that was a wizard

[somber stream]

Oh yeah i've seen that one lol

[somber stream]

You can tell that to the British

[visual vortex]

The british designed cleavers finally 🗣️🔥

To prevent stabs🧠

[faint charm]

I wanted to eat some kimchi fried rice but

[somber stream]

Next thing you know, people came up with some sort of ultra light metal, bringing plate armour back into service

[earnest oyster]

one of their officers must have watched LOTR

[faint charm]

Every place is closed

[earnest oyster]

frodo moment

[faint charm]

They told ne they would open till 9pm

Its 8:17

Why

Only chinese place is letting me eat

[somber stream]

Stitch

Do you like Chinese?

[faint charm]

Yeah

China better than korea

[visual vortex]

Here in America the police sometimes use horses to stop violent riots🐴

[somber stream]

:o

Holy shit, i've found him

[faint charm]

Vietnamese place also opened

[somber stream]

I've found Anti-Bart

[faint charm]

Vietnam better than korea

[astral basin]

I wanted to be a police officer once upon a time
After working retail
Im glad i didnt get to

[faint charm]

What kinda restaurant closes in 8pm wtf

[gilded socket]

Who up wishing they had a XM177 and Colt 633 and a AR-180

[visual vortex]

I wish i had a squirt-gun

[faint charm]

Imma go spread false negative information about korea in reddit

If my fried rice comes tasty

[visual vortex]

So i could shoot people at inconvenient times

[somber stream]

The lord gave you one

[visual vortex]

Oh right

But i want the batman one

[astral basin]

Licht

Licht thats not right

[somber stream]

It's technically correct

[astral basin]

Licht theyll get arrested

[visual vortex]

That's why i want the batman one

[lilac crag]

shoot licht

[astral basin]

The person offended isnt likely to like it

[visual vortex]

🪷

[lilac crag]

gun him down

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[somber stream]

His name will go down in history

[visual vortex]

My name in history

[fiery wave]

I come back and I see Licht is being sus.

[lilac crag]

he can't keep getting away with this

[astral basin]

The wet willy bandit

Eugh

[gilded socket]

Shoot me

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to call you a series of racial slurs and start talking shit about your home country.

prepare yourself for Gamer Language.

[somber stream]

Okay?

[visual vortex]

No id get an std or something idk

[lilac crag]

You can't do that as an American, lucia

[gilded socket]

Please do im looking for a reson

[visual vortex]

🦶

[ripe tangle]

No

[astral basin]

I thought licia enjoyed Germany

[somber stream]

Well? I'm waiting?

[ripe tangle]

I did actually

[faint charm]

Dont come visit korea

[ripe tangle]

Maybe later…

[faint charm]

Its doomed

No future

[lilac crag]

YOURE A TWINK

[faint charm]

No food after 8pm

Civilization has fallen

[visual vortex]

MKs some

Make some

[somber stream]

DON'T JUST PROMISE PEOPLE A SLUR SESSION THEN RUN AWAY LIKE A COWARD

[faint charm]

Only foreign restaurants are running

[ripe tangle]

I’m not running

[visual vortex]

Do i get a slur session too?

Plz

[ripe tangle]

I just need time

[faint charm]

Theres no point in korea

[somber stream]

Stitch

[ripe tangle]

I’ll get back to you on the slur session

[faint charm]

Its over

[somber stream]

You and Bart will make good friends

[faint charm]

Whos bart

[lilac crag]

time? specifically the 1940s? I'm sure there's something to be said about licht's country during that period

Bart is dog

[somber stream]

Incorrect

[faint charm]

What kinda dog

[somber stream]

Bart is dooooooogggg

[lilac crag]

Bart is dooooooggg

[visual vortex]

Yeah we should go back to eating fucking grass like cows

Moo

🐄

[faint charm]

Go back? We still eat grass

Bruh

[somber stream]

Mi Jin?

[ripe tangle]

maybe I’m just not racist enough… or maybe I’m so racist that it loops back around and makes me non-racist?

[lilac crag]

what's his @ again

[somber stream]

Min Jun

[visual vortex]

I mean grass grass

Straight from the cloor

Floor

[gilded socket]

Be racist to me

[ripe tangle]

cloor

[gilded socket]

Im easy

[somber stream]

Checks out

[visual vortex]

BE RACIST TO ME🙌🙌

[faint charm]

I literally ate boiled spinach today

[ripe tangle]

no…

[somber stream]

Ever seen a multi-racial, racist club?

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want to

[visual vortex]

8(

[gilded socket]

Lucia is a LIAR

[faint charm]

Min Jun

Basic name

[somber stream]

Min Jun

[gilded socket]

KILL liars

[visual vortex]

KILL

[lilac crag]

what if I'm mean to you

[visual vortex]

🗣️

[somber stream]

@long sigil Bart, meet your countrymen

[ripe tangle]

Depends.

I probably deserve it

[visual vortex]

What if im mean 2 u

[lilac crag]

okay, well. your sisterhood sucks.

[long sigil]

what

[faint charm]

What

[somber stream]

What

[lilac crag]

what

[visual vortex]

What

[faint charm]

Yo korean

[ripe tangle]

But it doesn’t…

[faint charm]

I hate ur country

[lilac crag]

but it does...

[long sigil]

same

[somber stream]

Now

Kiss

[faint charm]

No i hate it more

[long sigil]

wtf

[faint charm]

I win

[gilded socket]

Order of tbe bloody rose is lame

Boring

[ripe tangle]

How does it suck?

[visual vortex]

Marriage when?

[lilac crag]

the same way that your flamer sucks!

[ripe tangle]

my flamer doesn’t suck, it blows!

[lilac crag]

it blows poorly!

[somber stream]

Blows you say

[gilded socket]

Order of the bloody rose is the worst sister order there is

[lilac crag]

I could get a grox to blow harder than your flamer!!

[gilded socket]

Which is fitting fot lucia’s skills

[ripe tangle]

that’s just incorrect.

[lilac crag]

[ripe tangle]

you’re trying to bully me and I just don’t care.

[somber stream]

What were we talking about again?

[lilac crag]

no, I'm trying to get you to insult me.

fight back!

[little marten]

We must reclaim the beans of production.

[ripe tangle]

I don’t feel like insulting anyone right now…

[visual vortex]

We want Sister Lucia to say racial slurs to us

[lilac crag]

we must settle this in a duel then.

[somber stream]

Oh right right

[astral basin]

What have i witnessed

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want to say racial slurs to anyonr right now

[nocturne bloom]

You keep me blocked out of fear of what limited power ive bestowed upon ye

[somber stream]

It was promised to me, 3000 years ago

[gilded socket]

Yeah well, you’re so old you have to put onna wig because your hair is all dead

[visual vortex]

What about 2 me

🦐

[ripe tangle]

why do you want me to be racist to you?! Is this some kind of Fetish thing or something?

[visual vortex]

No

It would just be rlly funny to me

[ripe tangle]

that’s what someone who has a weird fetish would say.

[lilac crag]

first time I've seen magos be mean to someone

[astral basin]

I swear lucia has a “threatens to heinously get banned” moment every week or two

[visual vortex]

And id giggle like a goblin

[somber stream]

Should i go purple chat

[little marten]

No

[visual vortex]

No

[somber stream]

Understandable

[visual vortex]

Purple is murple

[astral basin]

Purple licht?

[gilded socket]

Why are you afraid to call people slurs

[astral basin]

Huh?

You mean pink?

[nocturne bloom]

I bring out sides of people unknown

[visual vortex]

She afraid to nan up

[gilded socket]

The man behind the art

[visual vortex]

THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

🗣️🙌

[lilac crag]

relatively speaking. but you are a freak, admittedly

'least you're a friendly one.

[visual vortex]

🍇🍇🍇

[nocturne bloom]

You are what you eat

[little marten]

I reached out into the cold void to find myself, to grasp warmth in the empty vacuum.

I found nothing.

[gilded socket]

She should insult me daily until i can make a good comeback

[lilac crag]

so, you're nothing?

[astral basin]

Licht shouldve painted his knight armor
Prove his superiority with impracticality

[lilac crag]

cause I know damn well your ass barely eats food

[visual vortex]

She should insult me be ause it would be rlly funny

[nocturne bloom]

Id get banned if I said what I eat

[visual vortex]

🐝

What do you eat

Tell us

[gilded socket]

Polished poop?

[lilac crag]

I'd try my luck if I were you

[visual vortex]

Educate ys even

Do it no ballz

[lilac crag]

I'm sure there's something your profile can tell about your eating habits

[visual vortex]

🦐

This you if you sont say

Shrimp ass

[nocturne bloom]

I know the notes the mods have on me. I see it all

[somber stream]

I much prefer plain and simple armour, actually. Functionality above all

[nocturne bloom]

I also see how im talked about in vcs

[somber stream]

Also you'd just paint a big target on yourself should you be all bling and regal on the front

[nocturne bloom]

Rent free moment

[hidden whale]

I just went 3/3 on pixel range rocks

I even got a sniper+gunner kill

[visual vortex]

Mever been in darktide vc what it like

[lilac crag]

unfortunately so. there's at least 3 people I've spoken to, past or present, who have notes on them

you among them

[gilded socket]

Im like a set of chameleon secret service armor

invisible

[hidden whale]

he has the NOTES

[visual vortex]

The mod files

[somber stream]

Sir Moanalot

[astral basin]

I mean. So long as you arent overly explicit and descriptive
Much preferred if you said it with class and poshness

[visual vortex]

Release the diles 🗣️

[lilac crag]

it is a niche fixation of me to keep tabs on people

[hidden whale]

what does my note say

[lilac crag]

fat cat pfp.

that's all there is.

[hidden whale]

how

DARE YOU

that is a POTATO CAT

[gilded socket]

Im afraid to know what alex has about me

[hidden whale]

with a slice of BUTTER

[visual vortex]

What does mine say🥰🥰🥰

[little marten]

What are notes

[nocturne bloom]

I made it to peak popularity

[long sigil]

i hate blender animation

[lilac crag]

little discord things. often forgotten but I write down in them. often, they're important to know things about the person I'm talking to— since my memory can fail me

[gilded socket]

But are you banned for being based?

[long sigil]

remake first person arm fucking shit hole

[gilded socket]

Like big boi

[visual vortex]

🙌

🔥

[little marten]

Seems very forward thinking I like it

[astral basin]

Alexander hitting the age button w his forehead on occasion

[lilac crag]

nothing. we don't really talk anymore, nor do we acknowledge eachother much.

[astral basin]

Wait big boi was banned?

[little marten]

Darktide discord general is ageist but these young cats don’t realise the kittens dig the fat old cat 😈

[nocturne bloom]

To be fair I dont get personal in the server itself in terms of myself

[lilac crag]

outwardly expressive, so far.

[visual vortex]

😌🤙

[hidden whale]

delete this

[visual vortex]

Im just cool like that even

[hidden whale]

[visual vortex]

😎

[rain idol]

Howdy lads and ladettes

[little marten]

I’m sorry.. it cannot be done

[lilac crag]

they killed him

[gilded socket]

Fair fair

[rain idol]

All right back Necron pfp thanks Nitro

[visual vortex]

🐺

[gilded socket]

I domt blame you alex

[lilac crag]

I don't either.

[rain idol]

He got to based

[lilac crag]

you're nice, when you want to be.

[gilded socket]

Im definitely not a saint

[visual vortex]

Love is blooming on the battle field❤️

[gilded socket]

Or else I would be dead

[somber stream]

Wanna see a very awesome Executioner Phillias that i made in Warframe?

[gilded socket]

All saints are dead

[lilac crag]

Lucia is still here...

granted, she's old...

[rain idol]

Heck yeah i do

[visual vortex]

Im still here

🦅

[gilded socket]

Her? A saint? In this world? In this time? In this lifetime?

[visual vortex]

In this Discordia?!

[gilded socket]

Oh alex you comedian

[lilac crag]

you're right actually

[astral basin]

Most of big bois chatting was.
Not subtle degeneracy
His banner was an ogryn and whatsherface slobbering

[visual vortex]

Shat

What

[little marten]

That’s crazy that big boi was banned

[astral basin]

So im genuinely confused on how he crossed the line. Bc despite all that he wasnt ever EXPLICIT

[little marten]

Makes complete sense, but still crazy

[lilac crag]

well he definetly did something that we don't know of.

[astral basin]

Well shiet

[gilded socket]

Im like if you took a boy and made him a girl

[inland mantle]

[little marten]

RELEASE THE BIG BOI FILES

[astral basin]

Oml

[long sigil]

what?

[visual vortex]

Who was big boi

Educate me

[gilded socket]

Release the darktide ban files

[lilac crag]

aside from him being occasionally straight up freak-maxxing I don't think he did anything obtuse

[little marten]

I won’t tell you how he died.

I will tell you how he lived.

[visual vortex]

🐸🍄

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[lilac crag]

Big Boi was definetly more chill than lamia is

no offense, lamia

[long sigil]

he said some

what word?

[fallen tree]

wait he was banned, rip

[nocturne bloom]

Supposedly he just posted flat out pron

[visual vortex]

Im a young padawong on my mushroom learning the history of Darktidia

[hidden whale]

he posted f**t one too many times

one more goonerbrain porncell down

[astral basin]

Grade a gooner goob
Proud ogryn made, “roleplayed” a dense degen

[visual vortex]

💀😭✌️

[long sigil]

fart?

[gilded socket]

Awwoooooo

[rain idol]

Well you see he [][][][][][][][][] and then he [][][][][][][][] And then after that [][][][][][][]

[nocturne bloom]

Its my pleasure

[astral basin]

Damn. He really went down the way of Rewdy too closely

[lilac crag]

you take pleasure in all things

[little marten]

Ahhhh, now it all makes sense

[lilac crag]

[visual vortex]

Now who's Rewdy

[inland mantle]

A person

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

dead also, I think.

[hidden whale]

maybe the mods just fire randomly at the sus people to keep the rest in check

[long sigil]

wait is he sink piss man?

he told that

i remember

[visual vortex]

Someone pissed in a sink?

[inland mantle]

[visual vortex]

Wow

What an intellectual man

[nocturne bloom]

I still remember when people called me crazy for calling rewdy out 🥀

[little marten]

If you’re a 24/7 goonking then you’re really just waiting for the wrong place at the wrong time

[inland mantle]

Must be big on that subreddit

[gilded socket]

Oh rewdy…. I miss him all the time..

[visual vortex]

I NEED to see this sink-pisser

[lilac crag]

what'd you call him out for?

[visual vortex]

It's like the Dung-Eater from Elden ring

[nocturne bloom]

Things I cant talk about here

[gilded socket]

Does it involve minors?

[visual vortex]

DM me what he did i need to know🗣️

[rain idol]

Culling the horde

[gilded socket]

I have to ask

[astral basin]

One of our leading degens and cult leaders that got smited for edge goon content

[visual vortex]

🫁

[rain idol]

No problem

[nocturne bloom]

Past is the past. Not my place to talk about it

[hidden whale]

this argument did not work in history class ;.;

[gilded socket]

Oh wait is it that thing you told me about a long time agao?

[rain idol]

For every Degen that falls another will take his place

[inland mantle]

edge is putting it a little lightly

[nocturne bloom]

History class is more engaging

[cosmic burrow]

the Goddess of chaos?

[rain idol]

Whatever it is probably

[astral basin]

The femboy cult being wiped out slowly but surely

[visual vortex]

What

[somber stream]

Nice

[visual vortex]

The world is healing 🙏

[rain idol]

Tis be a shame

[somber stream]

Remember what they took from us

Remember

[hidden whale]

it never dies

[gilded socket]

Image perms

[hidden whale]

just changes forms

[somber stream]

General Embed right

[long sigil]

alcohol tax pay?

[gilded socket]

TO THIS DAY

[visual vortex]

The femboys took image perms?

[gilded socket]

I MISS IT

[somber stream]

Check pin

[astral basin]

Apparently not safe fw is a banned term btw

[visual vortex]

Im too lazy

[lilac crag]

if there's anyone I wish to reconcile with, it's Cee

[long sigil]

same

[lilac crag]

he's been long gone, without a word

[hidden whale]

damn you guys had a whole admin purge

[visual vortex]

Wow

[hidden whale]

v2 chat just spams cat gifs

[visual vortex]

I dont feel bad

[hidden whale]

and no one cares

[astral basin]

Yeah lmao we had image perms for a month or two here and
The cult put the degeneracy on full blast

[long sigil]

wow

[visual vortex]

They deserve to be capped

[inland mantle]

VT2 chat is based

[visual vortex]

I dont feel bad at all

[rain idol]

TO PUNISH THE COLLECTIVE FOR THE CRIMES OF AN INDIVIDUAL literally 1984

[gilded socket]

Man

I miss my friend

[visual vortex]

They should give me image perms i would take good care of them

[inland mantle]

Cap

[visual vortex]

Truth

[inland mantle]

Become a mod ez

They have em

[visual vortex]

Im too lazy to fill out an application

[rain idol]

They should give image perms to everybody but specifically you now

[hidden whale]

but then youd have to be a mod

ew

[inland mantle]

Indeed

Pick your poison

[visual vortex]

Yes 🙌🙌

[astral basin]

I think out of the great cult leaders that remain
Lamia is among the few
But like. I think lamia is more freak than cultist tbh

[hidden whale]

I have hornetgun

its enough

[visual vortex]

I would post only the most intellectual and knowledgable images

[visual vortex]

Such as little bugs i find outside

[gilded socket]

Im bursting at the seams to yap to someone but when i go look i get the feeling i will be bothering them

[hidden whale]

my only exposure to lamias is the monster girl quest soundtrack

cause its fire for some reason

[gilded socket]

Fml

[astral basin]

But yeah besides the nasty there was the obvious constant stream of shitpost memes and. As anyone thats been on discord knows
Mfs dont know how to leave that shit on reddit and (insert generational meme scrolling site)

[delicate kite]

spoons are better than forks

spoons are og

[visual vortex]

Debatable

[delicate kite]

forks came in 11th century only

not in the slightest

[visual vortex]

I like butter knives

[rain idol]

I'm pretty good at listening to people yap will I offer nothing constructivate in return aside from a "uh-huh" ? Probably yea but I'll still listen

[delicate kite]

butter knoiv

BATTAH

[hidden whale]

uh huh

[lilac crag]

I noticed. you unblocked me?

[visual vortex]

Because it has a funny name

[rain idol]

Uh huh yuuuup

[delicate kite]

specifically in brish

[hidden whale]

yea

[delicate kite]

british butter knofe

[rain idol]

Mmmhm

[hidden whale]

mmh

[rain idol]

Yep sounds bout right

[hidden whale]

i hear ya

[rain idol]

Absolutely

[gilded socket]

I realized that it didn’t matter as much as i thought it would

And honestly its been a rocky few months for me

Lots of self reflection

[hidden whale]

me too, I hit some insane ogryn rocks 2nite

[visual vortex]

Same

[gilded socket]

Good

[lilac crag]

you know my door's always open. I don't hold you any ill will.

[visual vortex]

I swear i been doming some snipers lately

[hidden whale]

coughing sniper vs hydrogen sediment

[astral basin]

Ha. Haha. Laughter noises. Ha. Very punni

[gilded socket]

Sometimes a closed door means more than a open door

[gilded socket]

No dont pity me

[visual vortex]

I will sneeze in ur honor instead

[lilac crag]

for better or for worse. still, if you wish to reconnect you can always do so. God knows the misery that comes from being stuck in a room alone all day.

[gilded socket]

As miserable as it is i greatly enjoy my solitude

I can do no harm to the world

[visual vortex]

People dont like the quiet?

[rain idol]

Who's going to win? A veteran sniper who's probably been in more battles than most guardsmen wiol ever see in their life? Or some 8'9 meathead with an iq The room temperature of Alaska with the funny piece of cement that he found a second ago

[gilded socket]

I can no more accidentally hurt another

Its peace

[visual vortex]

Rock

[lilac crag]

I hope it continues for you.

[gilded socket]

All things come to an end

[lilac crag]

yeah

[gilded socket]

Death is a guarantee

[rain idol]

"Rock, paper,-" * fwoosh ** TInk * "I CHOSE RATIONS HEHEHHEH"

[lilac crag]

a distant one, albeit

[fiery wave]

So, are you leaking them?

[gilded socket]

Sometimes its the only way i see fit to personally atone for my sins

[visual vortex]

LEAK THE NOTES🗣️

[gilded socket]

I am forgiven or forgotten by few

It is not enough for me

[lilac crag]

dumb question

anything worth staying in notes kind of stays there

[somber stream]

I send people incredibly silly video sometimes

[visual vortex]

Me 2

I have this video of a turtle latching onto a sink faucet and drinking all the water

[astral basin]

These fugly ass genZers and their “yur”

[hidden whale]

okay unc

[visual vortex]

Yur?

What's a yur?

[feral vessel]

funny
i use that sort of language for 'backworlders' in my scifi writing