general-chat

[fierce cave]

Literally not me

I have complete immunity

[grand sinew]

Fr

Also

Has anyone encountered toxic players

[fierce cave]

Kill enemys during stride recharges my stride

I then stride again

[fierce cave]

I encouted John ogryner

[grand sinew]

I only had one incident but that's just it

[fierce cave]

I'm zeoloting it

I'm zeoloting it so good

[grand sinew]

Like the guy didn't mute his mic,I said "yo I hear your breathing through d mic"
THEN THE MF BLEW INTO THE MIC

[ripe tangle]

Spaghetti!

[grand sinew]

Fastest mute I've ever done

[fierce cave]

Hello women

[fierce cave]

How you been

[fierce cave]

I should

Ask

[ripe tangle]

Good, you?

[fierce cave]

How you bean

Budem tss

[fierce cave]

Living

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[fierce cave]

So much urple

Where's the red

[grand sinew]

Buh

[fierce cave]

There's the gay one

[grand sinew]

HEY

I'm bi

get it right

[fierce cave]

Yeah

Gay

Semi bisexual

[grand sinew]

Damn

How'd u know

[blazing ibex]

Havoc randoms are on some bullshit this season honestly

[fierce cave]

I'm that fella

[fierce cave]

Yes

They always are tbh

[grand sinew]

Yeah

I've reached my highest

I'm on havoc 20

[fierce cave]

New member detected

[blazing ibex]

Had one of the most annoying teammates I've had in a long time last night in a 40

[fierce cave]

@grand sinew
WARNING
90% of the time this chat is anything but darktide related

[grand sinew]

I know

[fierce cave]

Anyway

[grand sinew]

I saw someone type that they hated Mexican food

[fierce cave]

What's your pizza toppings

[grand sinew]

Meat

[fierce cave]

If you look at my bio

I judge people by pizza

[fierce cave]

What meat

[grand sinew]

Meat lovers is usually my go to lol

[fierce cave]

@visual vortex you disgust me with your Hawaiian pizza style

[blazing ibex]

I like basil on pizza to be honest.

[grand sinew]

Sometimes bacon and mushroom

[visual vortex]

I dont eat pizza

[fierce cave]

Who doesn't

[visual vortex]

😎

[fierce cave]

Lies

[blazing ibex]

You'd be surprised.

[visual vortex]

Pizza disgusts me

🫁

[grand sinew]

How

[blazing ibex]

🧢

[visual vortex]

Dont like after taste

🪚

[grand sinew]

Just don't taste it

[visual vortex]

I like fish

🦐

[grand sinew]

That's a shrimp

He probably fried this rice

[visual vortex]

Is it?

Look closer

...

[grand sinew]

I'm being called out

I'm Chinese how can i

[visual vortex]

🦈=🦐

See it?

same thing

[visual vortex]

Now look closer...

[grand sinew]

Maybe next time

[visual vortex]

🦈=🐟

[grand sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-mcqueen-dance-gif-9986915529597770019

Damn

Gifs don't work

[visual vortex]

You need to be like me

Brain-damaged😎

[grand sinew]

Already am

[visual vortex]

Not enough❌🙅‍♂️😵❎

[vague elm]

Wet = Fish

[visual vortex]

🤯

[grand sinew]

Fish = fish

[visual vortex]

❌

[grand sinew]

⚰️

[visual vortex]

Wrong

[vague elm]

[visual vortex]

Now the city's in danger

🌆☄️

[grand sinew]

Lego city?

[visual vortex]

💥💥💥💥💥

You failed

Thebcoty is gone

[grand sinew]

Damn

[vague elm]

"Your definition of fish goes against the Lex, you will be apprehended"

[grand sinew]

🐟

[visual vortex]

Not all fish are fish but all fish are fish

Take notes

[vague elm]

[grand sinew]

[vague elm]

[visual vortex]

🧠

This your brain now

Less wrinkled

[grand sinew]

🫃

[vague elm]

🐟

[visual vortex]

🐀

[vague elm]

This is your brain on fish

[visual vortex]

I am on fish

[vague elm]

This is your brain on bells

[grand sinew]

🐳

[visual vortex]

Im on everything and nothing

[vague elm]

I'm on a couch

[grand sinew]

I'm on a

[visual vortex]

Im on concrete floor

So cozy 🥰🥰

[vague elm]

It can be

[grand sinew]

[visual vortex]

It is

[vague elm]

🎉

[visual vortex]

🪷

[vague elm]

[grand sinew]

I'm debating if I shud get mods

Just the scoreboard and HP bar for elites mod

[vague elm]

Doit

[timber elk]

Good mods if your a numbers junkie and like seeing the health bars get deleted

[ripe tangle]

INDIA! INDIA! SALOON MADRE PIERRE LA PUTA! LACONE!

[vague elm]

[grand sinew]

I'll download it soon lol

I think my laptop might explode if I get any mods

[whole glade]

GRAHHHH

[grand sinew]

Just gotta wait beginning of week till I can get PC parts lmao

[whole glade]

I love making chapters in SM2

GRAHHH

I FUCKING LOVE LEGION OF THE DAMNED

FUCK

[steep moon]

Evening folks. I'm a darktide junky but new to discord. Anyone want to form a havoc team?

[grand sinew]

Check da box chats

There's usually people looking for people

[vague elm]

Me I guess

[grand sinew]

Or u can make ya own

[steep moon]

whats a box chat

stuff on the left?

[grand sinew]

Vox*

Just scroll down

The vox-lft chats

Jus before the VC channels

[steep moon]

groovy thanks brother

[grand sinew]

Honestly darktids problem would be solved with a space marine

Just don't let the dark Templar near the psykers lol

[modest flume]

FWIW we're doing.. ok.. considering the circumstances

This is relatively minor, all things considered

[grand sinew]

True

Compared to everywhere else xd

I have 123.4 hours

What are the chances of that lmak

[vague elm]

Where'd u go?

[visual vortex]

I have 1,379.9 hours

Im soooo good at the game

✌️😎👍

[vague elm]

[visual vortex]

Im the best darktide player of all tome

[vague elm]

What about all scroll

[hard crane]

sorry I’m illiterate can you compare yourself to something else

[hidden whale]

what the fuck?? VENEZEULA GOT BOMED WHILE I WAS ASLEEP??

I thought it was a meme??

[vague elm]

Nope the USA has finally crossed a line

They straight up kidnapped their elected leader smash n grab style

[ancient violet]

I find this funny tho with all of the misinformation

[modest flume]

You mean

Fake news

[hidden whale]

I cant even tell wtf happened

[ancient violet]

Saying the US is "taking control" of Venezuela

Like they just liberated them or some shit 💀

[hidden whale]

I get my news from meme channels... so I see "venezuela" bombed and im like haha

and then I actually look it up and im baffled

[ancient violet]

The bombing isn't what's important atm

Maduro is in American custody atm

[hidden whale]

they yoinked their leader lmao

[hollow cosmos]

Have i missed something?

[brisk tendon]

Has anyone tried making a mod manager for darktide?

[tidal yacht]

@grizzled osprey Hey can you please check DMs it's important

[brisk tendon]

Also is there a darktide modding discord?

[modest flume]

Yes to both

It's in the communities channel

[brisk tendon]

Thank you

[hollow cosmos]

What's ur favorite legion of guardsmen?

[hidden whale]

moebian 6th

they make for great target practice

[jovial hearth]

Shock and awe grab of Maduro basically

[hollow cosmos]

True

[hollow cosmos]

But aren't those the heretics?

[hidden whale]

how did you agree with my joke and then get confused

[sleek harness]

You literally just agree

[hidden whale]

[hollow cosmos]

I thought in the first second about the loyalists moebian 6th

I needa lay down that emperor Za

[solemn siren]

Did you go back in time?

[hollow cosmos]

Why?

[cerulean epoch]

Man, Havoc is really frustrating without reliable teammates

[livid light]

anybody know how to stop my builds getting reset every single day

its like my game has a memory issue

[tawny hearth]

did you put some thing on read only after fiddling with it to fix something else?

thats sometimes why things like that could happen

[cold beacon]

does scoreboard mod work? i tried running it but it crashed my game

but i've seen people posting scoreboard screenshots

[grand sinew]

No idea

[livid light]

havent fiddled with the files at all

[grand sinew]

I don use mods

[livid light]

previously i had gunskin mod installed

the customization one

[quaint moss]

i should use mods

[livid light]

but tencent needed their check and made it so i cant

[quaint moss]

also i finally maxed out my arby and hive scum

every thing done

now i just gotta finish

[elder merlin]

[quaint moss]

the other 3 except, veteran

[modest flume]

It works, you have to update it

There's also an additional fix in the server iirc I don't fully remember

[queen fox]

I like the ham and swiss

[limpid gyro]

did they ever fix the +3 stamina curio at 400 rating bug? or is it still a thing?

[quaint moss]

yummers

[hidden whale]

yummers

[quaint moss]

yummers

[tawny hearth]

pretty sure thats not a bug but just... rounding

its just one of the only times the rounding is that noticeable

[cold beacon]

nope

[limpid gyro]

okay thank you

[cold beacon]

i forget whether you have to be 420 or up to get it or 410

[tawny hearth]

probably 410 because yeah its just a rounding thing

but also i never liked putting stam on anything, not even scum, i just go with stam regen always instead so i wouldn't be surprised if i'm wrong there

[fiery wave]

410+.

[tawny hearth]

i've never been able to figure out what people are doing with all the stam, like you can sprint for longer but sliding over and over regens fine

you can push with a sliver of stam

[fiery wave]

1% of 400 might give you +3 though.

[limpid gyro]

hivescum stamina + attack speed node

with +3 stams

:3

[tawny hearth]

yeah but i don't think thats actually worth it

[fiery wave]

Due to weird roundings.

[cold beacon]

ah so you have to get a 410 curios or higher?

[tawny hearth]

over toughness

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[cold beacon]

thx

[cold beacon]

stam's mostly for reviving

or some talent interactions. far as i can see at least

[tawny hearth]

then i SUPER don't think thats worth it when you can just use blitzs or alot of classes F

[fiery wave]

+9 stam allowed me to be doing absolute bs at times.

[tawny hearth]

i feel like stam regen allows for ALOT more bs and you can take 3 toughness instead to allow for even more bs

[fiery wave]

But is just me.

[cold beacon]

i dont often run max stam but i sometimes use it on vet for deadeye or hive scum for atk speed stam talent + low stam weapon like shiv

[fiery wave]

Wait, I though psyker memes.

Nvm then, just +3 is gucci.

Unless Ganger memes.

+9 stam with THAT node.

[cold beacon]

semi- unrelated but been replacing some of my properties for ally revive speed though. it affecting all aspects of incap is pretty cool

[fiery wave]

+18% AtkSpeed.

[tawny hearth]

even then i feel like you can't even click enough to get full use out of zero stam bonus build with that node because you already can't click fast enough once adren kicks in

if you're running it on max i think its wasted value

[fiery wave]

Depends on person.

[tawny hearth]

no like i think its actually impossible

[fiery wave]

Also, too many cheat with mods anyway.

[tawny hearth]

like i think even if you hooked up an autoclicker you couldn't get full value of the attack speed

[fiery wave]

So, they absolutely can.

[tawny hearth]

like i think its impossible in the game

[cold beacon]

isn't the stam node increases atk damage based on current stamina? or ya talking about something different?

[fiery wave]

No. Attack speed.

[cold beacon]

ah yeah i meant attack speed

[tawny hearth]

its attacks speed, and yeah

[fiery wave]

It's hilarious on Rashad btw.

[tawny hearth]

like i think that having standard stam is more than enough of a boost on almost all weapons

to the point where i thought it was percentage based and not based off of total stam because it boosts so much without stacking any stam

[fiery wave]

On slower weapons, is fine.

[tawny hearth]

but probably uneeded as the base level+adren get you there

[fiery wave]

Like really, test it with a Rashad.

[tawny hearth]

and if you're running box then you have even more

[fiery wave]

It's absolute hilarity.

[tawny hearth]

not really lol, i've played slayer in chaos wastes

[cold beacon]

btw is that stardew valley in ur pfp?

the artstyle looks familiar

[tawny hearth]

but yeah i'm pretty sure people are hitting a speed hard cap alot sooner than they think, because i've been noticing even when adren pops on some builds i'm not actually able to swing faster and still doing 3 clicks per attack sometimes

[tawny hearth]

lol yes, its mine and my friends characters from years back

[cold beacon]

that's nice

it may be hard to tell, but my pfp ain't from stardew valley 🥸

[tawny hearth]

[cold beacon]

ah yeah with adrenaline i can see the redundancy

[fiery wave]

Who knows, all I know is ping can jank things up.

[cold beacon]

i've only played hive scum with desperado. while i would normally like to, i haven't done a melee build for hive scum

[tawny hearth]

the melee is golden

arby was close to slayer, but scum IS this games slayer

[cold beacon]

all ik is vulture's mark and the occasional hive scum crate for corruption gaming modifiers lol

[tawny hearth]

the melee is a blast, if you like melee you should try it, they make all the weapons good

like the scum has made me like the chain axe, the chainsword, and the heavy sword... all weapons i've bounced off hard in the past

[blazing ibex]

You should

Melee scum is extremely fun.

[fiery wave]

Rashad is even more busted on them.

[tawny hearth]

but its a 1h axe, and theres no making those fun for me in tide games, i've tried many times lol

[fiery wave]

[tawny hearth]

and i have tried it on scum and it was the same axe

[cold beacon]

i got into chain axe for a bit and it was dope, but i like heavy weapons that can weakly cleave and there was another around

[blazing ibex]

Rashad boring.

[fiery wave]

But fast.

[blazing ibex]

I know it's good.

But.

Ech.

[fiery wave]

I couldn't do it on vet cos...

[blazing ibex]

It's just one note to me.

[fiery wave]

SLOW.

[cold beacon]

kinda same haha. axes in vermintide's made me not wanna bother with the axes here (aside bardin's dual axes and great axe), though i hear a lot of good stuff here

[tawny hearth]

slower weapons you can do jojo poses mid fights with to look cooler

[fiery wave]

Zealot, still slow for most part.

[blazing ibex]

WS vet is honestly decent with Rashad with attack speed

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah its why i said 1h axes, the dual axes are fine but i love the greataxes in vt2

[blazing ibex]

Well, and Trench Fighter

[fiery wave]

It's still situational.

That's why I literally knoife on everything.

[tawny hearth]

when i go melee vet i go shovel

because shovel

[fiery wave]

Ganger just gets STONKS in atkspd.

[blazing ibex]

Yeah I don't really use anything but shovel for vet

[tawny hearth]

ganger gets all stats all the time

[blazing ibex]

Okay I'm lying.

I do use knife sometimes

Because serrated flesh tearer knife is kinda goofy.

[fiery wave]

I thought you mean, uncanny mercykiller.

[blazing ibex]

Nope.

[fiery wave]

With serrated.

[blazing ibex]

Flesh tearer

[blazing ibex]

I will spread this propaganda to my dying breath.

Serrated flesh is better than serrated mercy

🗣️

[tawny hearth]

one of these days i really need to fix my blessings on like... most of my weapons, i think i run meta on like 1 or 2 out of dozens

i always vibe check the blessings and go "i'll fix them later" and then just never do

[vague elm]

Remember
The Mourningstar is only as good as her crew. So be the best you can be

[vague elm]

My issue but I never have Dia when I want to fix them

[tawny hearth]

lol i always have too much and waste it all the time , i'm just very lazy about blessings, its a habit from vt2 tbh

i only change them when they're like VERY wrong

[woeful needle]

They can make a difference

[tawny hearth]

oh i know, i think part of it is that playing off meta will hopefully keep me playing better but thats probably just an excuse to be lazy

[woeful needle]

lol I feel you

What class do you main ?

[limpid gyro]

I like playing fun stuff over meta stuff

meta stuff gets boring really fast

like flame bubble psyker

lol

[tawny hearth]

ogryn since launch mostly, but now that might swap over to scum or be 50/50 between the two... but i play all classes except the zealot so i have too many weapons to fix at this point

[woeful needle]

Every soldier needs to find their own path of abilities, using someone else’s build is lame

[tawny hearth]

its good to look at what people are doing to see what people are finding effective, but its also important to build on your own so you understand more how it all works

[limpid gyro]

I mean I can build for meta, or I can build for whatever is fun for me, but yes it's fun to come up with builds

[woeful needle]

I’m loving the arbitrator tbh I rock those crowds with shock and holy water

[woeful needle]

What is your main ?

[tawny hearth]

arby is also of fun tbh, or at least i like the arby shock maul alot so i play the class to play that weapon

[limpid gyro]

like my current blackout / desperado / chem dep build I'm having a blast with

[woeful needle]

Shock maul and shotty 😏

[limpid gyro]

I don't think I have a main, I just play whatever I feel like

currently playing hive more since its new

[woeful needle]

I can’t play hive if my life depended on it 😂 all that dodging makes me get instant vertigo

I am a great arbitrator tho

[limpid gyro]

yea they're squishy, gotta dodge a lot

[tawny hearth]

lol you get used to it, my eyes defocus during fights now in this game

[limpid gyro]

and activate all those nice bonuses from dodging

[tawny hearth]

honestly i don't dodge more on scum than i do any other class

[woeful needle]

Yeah bro I noticed lmfao I rather be in the front lines tearing through crowds of enemies

[woeful needle]

That’s interesting

I do also dodge with my arbi when my abilities and shield charge is not available

[tawny hearth]

its more that i dodge alot on other classes... i usually dodge every heavy attack and every few light attacks at a pretty steady beat

[woeful needle]

But I get my ability every 10 seconds so I’m good 😜

[tawny hearth]

like i dodge at the same time i throw out heavies basically always

[woeful needle]

Psyker is squishy too, if you’re not careful you’re gonna go down fast

[tawny hearth]

yeah i like playing melee pysker alot, i basically only play all classes mostly pure melee

[ancient violet]

HA

that's a NOPE from me

[woeful needle]

My psyker is like a level 6 😂

[quaint moss]

duck

[woeful needle]

I haven’t used that class tbh

[quaint moss]

🦆

[cold beacon]

is there a modded darktide discord?

[ancient violet]

yes

[tawny hearth]

lol both scum and psyker can actually do really really well on the front lines when they are maxed level, they don't do it as easily as other classes but they can manage lol

[limpid gyro]

I think you can find everything on nexus mods

[woeful needle]

We can mod darktide ? 😂

[cold beacon]

more-so to trouble shoot a mod issue i'm having

[limpid gyro]

yea there's a lot of quality of life stuff

[ancient violet]

this game kinda sucks without mods tbh

[cold beacon]

could i get an invite?

[ancient violet]

i wish I could, but I can't

[woeful needle]

The dual guns are awesome ngl and the stim lab too

[ancient violet]

you need to find it on google

[woeful needle]

Wow I didn’t know

[woeful needle]

What type of mods

[limpid gyro]

just google nexus mods darktide

and download what you want, they have all the instructions on the main thing you have to download

[woeful needle]

Ohhh I see what type of mods it is

As soon as you said nexus mods

[fair bridge]

hang on i'll get you the modders discord invite

[ancient violet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/11cghig/mods_released_on_nexusmods/

[fair bridge]

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[tawny hearth]

honestly i haven't modded either this game or vt2 since they added chat block and friendly fire color markers to vt2 as base game things

[cold beacon]

thanks

[fair bridge]

i win.

[ancient violet]

mine is b4 yours

[wheat harness]

kiss

[ancient violet]

I win

😈

[cold beacon]

what if i was first

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[woeful needle]

Idk I enjoy the work the devs have put into it, specially the last 3 missions, they look nice

And I’m sure there’s more content coming for darktide

[fair bridge]

IM NOT A WEEZO

[round mica]

weezo.

[fair bridge]

UR A FUCKEN WEEZO

[fiery wave]

Serrated Uncanny Mercykiller

[tawny hearth]

they do a good job tbh, they've def gotten better over the years at both games

[sleek harness]

What weezo

[fair bridge]

me and two other guys teamed up to beat this one guy at pool

we are are the andys

[tawny hearth]

what are your feelings on pork'n'beans?

[round mica]

are are

[fair bridge]

don't like beans..........

[nocturne bloom]

fake human

[fair bridge]

thats me

[round mica]

[fair bridge]

[fiery wave]

I just play like I play my vet for both arby and ganger, it works fine.

[sleek harness]

Because it's eaten with rice

[fair bridge]

i love rice....

[sleek harness]

Thats the only way to enjoy beans

[fair bridge]

beans and rice

huuuh

[tawny hearth]

this was a test, you passed, you're not a weezo, pork'n'beans is one of their few bangers

[limpid gyro]

red bean soup?

[round mica]

Mallow is THE weezo

[limpid gyro]

it's so yummy

[woeful needle]

I’m hooked on that recon lasgun, i like how accurate it is when aiming down the sight

[round mica]

[fair bridge]

i'm super toxxed

more pool

waiter, more pool!!!

[sleek harness]

I just gave a campfire blueprint to a caveman

[fair bridge]

grug make bean rice

[round mica]

[tawny hearth]

no you gave some tastless bad food to a caveman

[fair bridge]

grug need salt.....

[sleek harness]

Are you American

[tawny hearth]

lol yes why?

[woeful needle]

💀

[tawny hearth]

i was saying he ate the blueprint

and the blueprint would taste bad

[sleek harness]

Why you called the blueprint food then

You eat blueprint daily?

[woeful needle]

Because cavemen aren’t smart enough to see it’s a blueprint and will most likely eat it bro 😂

[fiery wave]

It's just accurate to a degree even hipfiring.

[tawny hearth]

because the caveman would call it food, i was saying that the reality of the situation was that you were feeding a caveman ... like if someone says they're adopting cats because the coyotes keep eating the cats you tell them that they are actually feeding coyotes and not adopting cats

[sleek harness]

Nerd

Stop ruining your own jokes

With text

[woeful needle]

It makes me feel like the good old Star Wars battlefront 2 days

[tawny hearth]

but it makes it funny for me

[woeful needle]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-stewart-eat-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-12567454887078541885

[sleek harness]

I cannot compreend your joke anymore if you need to explain why a caveman would eat blue paper

[languid hazel]

I should start taking pictures of my food and posting it in Ogryn chat with the caption “Rashuns”

[tawny hearth]

why do you think a caveman would read the blue paper?

[fiery wave]

The unlockable guns?

[woeful needle]

😂

[tawny hearth]

i feel like i've seen that before in oggy chat oggy's like food

[woeful needle]

Just the red laser

[sleek harness]

Because he feels like it

[blazing ibex]

I implore you try serrated flesh tearer uncanny.

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[fiery wave]

Do it anyway. They love food pics there.

[blazing ibex]

It's genuinely really good.

[fiery wave]

You do know I have 4 karking knoifes, right?

[tawny hearth]

so he can feel like reading but not eating? poor cave man

[sleek harness]

Wouldn't you want to compreend something you don't understand if you had the mood?

[blazing ibex]

I don't know that.

[woeful needle]

Comprehend *

[sleek harness]

Yes I put a brick on his mouth

[fiery wave]

All the silly combos are already on.

[tawny hearth]

if i was Thrag-gug living in a cave and some tall rat came out of a portal and handed me a big blue leaf... honestly i'd probably either throw it away or put it in my mouth, 50/50 depending on how the days going

[woeful needle]

😂💀

[fiery wave]

I have uncanny FT, Uncanny Lacerate, Uncanny Mercykiller and FT Lacerate to giggle at. Planning an Uncanny Riposte one some day when I get another perfect knoife drop.

[vague elm]

Are we talking Thrag-gug pre or post exposure to psychadelics

[sleek harness]

I am going to fucking stab you if I ever see you on the streets

[woeful needle]

Heresy

[fiery wave]

@blazing ibex I forgot to ping last message.

[blazing ibex]

Uncanny riposte is fun.

Me like crit sound

[tawny hearth]

the odds of just throwing the blue leaf away and screaming increase with the amount of psychedelics

[fiery wave]

Oh, I'll bet. Big collection of knoifes.

One way or another, someone's getting shanked.

[blazing ibex]

Executor is underrated on knife imho

[fiery wave]

Because I play Melee 'nadier.

[fiery wave]

Repeated weakspot is pretty iffy on controller.

[languid hazel]

Posted rashuns :3

[blazing ibex]

Ah fair enough.

[crystal crater]

hi guys im on a level 25 or something ogryn and im still locked to playing misery difficulty anyone know why?

[blazing ibex]

I actually make myself a little taller solely for the sake of using executor better.

It's been honestly doing me wonders on scum recently.

[sleek harness]

You need to play at the highest difficulty you have unlocked

[fiery wave]

I only play tall chars, still same. You don't get super pinpoint accuracy on it. Is just more comfortable.

[astral basin]

Mfw tall zeal slaps all the heads w heavy evis

[tawny hearth]

you need to win so many games on each difficulty to advance to the next one. If you lose games you'll lose a bit of progress but you gain more than you lose. Its the bar that fills under the difficulty words on the mission screen that shows the progress to the next difficulty

[crystal crater]

oh ok

[blazing ibex]

Okay. Regarding this.

Why

The FUCK

Do we lose progress

[crystal crater]

ive been playing with my buddy on damnation so i never really got that

sorry for the dumb question thank you guys

[blazing ibex]

It's not a dumb question.

[fiery wave]

To keep bad players in a difficulty and not mess with ppl in higher.

[crystal crater]

its a little dumb

[blazing ibex]

It's a genuinely confusing system until it's explained to you.

[sleek harness]

It's a noob question

[blazing ibex]

Just like this entire game.

[tawny hearth]

i think its good tbh, you gain ALOT more than you lose so its not bad and it slows down someone by only a few games max per difficulty unless they are struggling at that level and then they should be delayed more

[fiery wave]

Because higher lvls kept complaining about dead weights in damns/aurics.

[crystal crater]

brother i cannot figure out how half of the systems work in this game or what they do its so fucking confusing 😭

[tawny hearth]

naw its not dumb its not fully explained in the game really AND its a new system so its confused alot of people

[fiery wave]

Instead of just seeing them as difficulty modifiers.

[blazing ibex]

Tbf I think it's more of an issue going from heresy and up.

[tawny hearth]

most of them you're fine not actually understanding tbh, the game is pretty vibe friendly

[sleek harness]

For players to learn to not have skill issue

[blazing ibex]

Because it really does start to feel like an unnecessary slog.

[crystal crater]

yeah as an ogryn i just hit guys in the head with a pickaxe and dont think lol

[fiery wave]

It is though.

[astral basin]

Mfw speed runners get slapped

[fiery wave]

Because you now need to tryhard to carry up to 3 not good players if you wanna get out of heresy hell.

[blazing ibex]

Like if you're not really doing well in that difficulty, you're probably losing a lot anyway unless you're always having someone carry you. And those are not the difficulties where that will happen frequently whatsoever.

[tawny hearth]

considering it takes people usually like 200 hours before they are actually auric comfy (and some people alot longer) i think its fine, it only feels like a slog to people who were here before hand

[fiery wave]

I just play heresy and only aurics with friends.

[tawny hearth]

this is the way (some things are good to learn but honestly you don't need to learn everything about this game to get good at it so just learn as you go)

[fiery wave]

300 ping is a factor.

[blazing ibex]

It's just kind of self defeating because I don't think it's actually helping gate the players that aren't ready.

[tawny hearth]

i don't think there is a way to actually gate that, this just puts in a bit of a speed bump that will help

simply by being a speed bump

[fiery wave]

Is not. The good players still carry dead weights out of heresy and damns anyway.

So nothing changes.

[tawny hearth]

i think it does change a tiny bit, people have a few more hours before clicking on auric and that does help a small bit

[fiery wave]

Unless they selfreflect and play where they know they are at.

[blazing ibex]

I don't think it changes anything though. Those players if they're not ready are probably going to lose a lot in those difficulties either way. Having those lose progress doesn't really change that.

[tawny hearth]

i think a majority of players who stick around are the type to self reflect, i hear more sorries than blames

[blazing ibex]

Unless someone is actively carrying them. Which they're already bypassing the system anyway.

[tawny hearth]

the first so many hours is when people are going to be learning the most, later on finer skills will be learned and stuff but a bulk of the basic stuff is in the first so many hours, so forcing people to just stall out a tiny bit can have a pretty decent impact, not a big one at all tho

[blazing ibex]

Thing is, losing the game is already stalling things.

You don't gain anything for losing.

[fiery wave]

Cos some think they can play on X. Though malice is easy enough, a good number can go in at like lvl 3.

[tawny hearth]

yeah, they probably found the gains to be a good "feel" so they balanced it on the other side so you still feel like you're gaining more... they could just make you gain less per win if you'd really want that because thats all the loss on lose is hiding, that they are giving us inflated gains

[fiery wave]

Is the jump to heresy that is where you see ppl die often.

[delicate vapor]

[blazing ibex]

Leveling scum in heresy

[tawny hearth]

like if they got rid of losing progress on losses we wouldn't keep the same gains, they'd just lower the gains to even it out

[blazing ibex]

Was one of the most infuriating experiences I have had playing this game ever.

[tawny hearth]

honestly i didn't spend long there

[fiery wave]

I just play it. You either solo carry or wipe.

[tawny hearth]

damnation took a couple games longer

[fiery wave]

Damnation to auric is 5 wins straight.

Lmao.

[tawny hearth]

lost a couple because i was trying out weird under leveled builds so stopped being able to hard carry

[blazing ibex]

I don't want to stroke my ego. But I know what I'm doing in this game. When I see that my progress is being hindered by other people who don't know what they're doing, it's just more disheartening than anything.

[fiery wave]

Heresy took longer cos if I kark up a 300-400 ping clutch... yeah.

[blazing ibex]

The amount of times I had to be the last one standing.

[fiery wave]

And I usually need to clutch in there because I roll 3 suicidal lemmings.

[tawny hearth]

i've never felt this way in a game tbh, like if i lost a heresy game its not because other people held me back, they are newer at the game... it was on me for messing up and letting them down... i feel this way in aurics as well tbh

a game of tide i should say

[tawny hearth]

lol the game is hard and takes a long time to learn

[fiery wave]

They do hold you back in a way... but is like that 6k MMR guy trying to carry 3ks in a 4k avg game.

[tawny hearth]

not really really... because like... we're playing against a computer and that computer can be beat by like a 4k mmr guy and the other people are actually like 1k mmr lol

[fiery wave]

Not really. GF did on overwatch with only shovel at lvl 3.

She hates the inf las as much as I do.

[tawny hearth]

some people are better than others out of the gate (depends on their transferable skills from other games) but if you want to pretend like this game is easy because of an anomaly its just a lie lol

so most people are going to die alot when they start this game

[fiery wave]

It is on uprising though?

More so on sedation back in the days.

[tawny hearth]

people are usually playing heresy within a few hours of starting if we're honest

[fiery wave]

Or at least malice.

[tawny hearth]

so you run into very very very new people there so i was speaking on that, yeah they tend to drift down to malice

if they bounce too hard off heresy

[sacred delta]

this game is hard and the ppl who find it easy are the exception not the rule

[tawny hearth]

lol i never got good at vermintide 1 after hundreds of hours, it took me like 250 hours to get good at vt2... these games take time man

[fiery wave]

I mean, expected on malice, but most try to do heresy and go 9 deaths alone.

[fiery wave]

Which can frustrate people trying to just win.

[blazing ibex]

it is a tad different when you're lower level to be fair

[tawny hearth]

i feel like if you're actually good enough to feel like you deserve a win in heresy then you're good enough to not care what other people do or feel any way about it, but i might be wrong

[blazing ibex]

I will say there was one running theme with playing heresy

that actually made me have to take a break

The amount of people running desperado scum

That did not know how to put away the gun for one moment

to push a poxburster

[fiery wave]

It's just tiring having to clutch.

[blazing ibex]

and would shoot them while I went for the push instead

[tawny hearth]

heresy is still very easy to carry in the level you hit it at tbh, when i did it on scum during the scum launch it wasn't bad... damnation is when you have to get some levels built up to actually carry because you'll spend like 8 years hitting things otherwise

[fiery wave]

While they keep shooting boomers I'm trying to push.

When they aren't dead.

[blazing ibex]

until people are actively doing stuff that actually hinders you

[blazing ibex]

like this

[tawny hearth]

lol after someone does that once in a match i just stop pushing them, i always lure the burster to the person who shoots them and hide behind that person , they either blow up or kill it their way

[tawny hearth]

hinder them back harder lol

[blazing ibex]

Honestly this just feels like a matter of different perspectives

[tawny hearth]

like i just hang close to the burster shooter and always rotate around them to stop them shooting and always rotate to be on the other side of them as the burster

[blazing ibex]

Because it was awful for me because of that.

So bad actually.

[fiery wave]

Like, some are like... Do I really wanna pick them up? They hinder me more than the bots.

[blazing ibex]

That some friends actually decided to bring me in to play damnation.

And then everything was fine.

[tawny hearth]

lol i always pick them up if its safe, if its a little risky and they do things like shoot bursters then i'll wait till next spawn to get them

[fiery wave]

Like, is one thing to be bad and such, but after the first exploder, you should have figured to not shoot it.

[blazing ibex]

Because they saw me playing a game and saw that exact thing happening lmaoooo

[fair bridge]

knowing where the rescue spawns are helps a lot in those decisions

[tawny hearth]

lol alot of people don't even know there is a push when they first start

[fiery wave]

IT'S HERESY.

[fair bridge]

same thing in vt2 omg

[fiery wave]

They had uprising and malice at least 8 wins.

[fair bridge]

i miss the early days of vt2 tbh

[tawny hearth]

yeah thats super early game, thats like day 1 people alot of time, and mostly week one people

[fiery wave]

7-8 wins.

[fair bridge]

when you could walk over some random patch of terrain and instantly fucking die

[blazing ibex]

It's heresy and a lot of them were scum. Usually people who immediately get the DLC class already have experience with the game

[fair bridge]

simply peak

[tawny hearth]

and you can do those wins without ever meleeing or being threatened in melee until heresy

[blazing ibex]

I just happened to get some genuine knuckleheads.

[tawny hearth]

yeah but darktide has alot of noob friendly builds compared to vt2, so the player bases skill is alot lower globally, still way higher than most games but alot of people lean heavy on crutches

[fair bridge]

i love playing with knuckleheads

[hazy kestrel]

Hey all. :)

[fiery wave]

But they should have figured out what boomers do to the team when shot.

[hazy kestrel]

Can you take my knucklehead teammates?

[tawny hearth]

lol i try to tell people, i also tell them to push dogs alot

[fair bridge]

omg they never listen

just SHOVE THEM

[tawny hearth]

like if you push the air around dogs that dog will flinch for 8 years but some people just refuse to ever push them lol

[fiery wave]

Oh, yeah. Those die hilariously quick. IDK if they beat old psykers in record deaths.

[fair bridge]

i mean shove men too ig

[fiery wave]

Oh, that. I watched two idiots ignore a third being dogged before. Lacked the gun to pierce hordes to get to them.

[tawny hearth]

but yeah, in most co op games i've always been of the opion that by the time you to the point where you CAN actually judge people you won't need to because you won't have the same frustrations about the game and feelings of lack of control, darktide is like this for me (all tide games really)

[limpid gyro]

I love the infinite smite build against those hound packs, they just freeze and then explode

[hazy kestrel]

This reminds me of teammates slowly running up to me to melee the pox hound on me, and by the time they arrive I’ve triggered martyrdom and am at 1 health.

[tawny hearth]

lol whenever i'm forgotten while being mauled by a dog i start typing things like "DON'T WORRY I'LL DISTRACT IT WITH THE MEAT OF MY BODY" and things like that till they save me

on some classes i take dog resist so i can type more jokes

[limpid gyro]

dey munchin on yo wings

[tawny hearth]

i'm so guilty of meleeing dogs off when i could have saved them 3 other ways instantly , i have a simple slayers mind

[fiery wave]

Same in L4D2 imo. Hunter? People ignore. Smoker? Ignored. Boomer some idiot shot when close so everyone is blind now, ah yes.

[tawny hearth]

yeah l4d was one of the games that got me into the mindset, because when i finally became good enough to play on the hardest difficulties i was alot less stressed and angry in matches

[fiery wave]

I don't type in games, I'll be dead if I do.

[tawny hearth]

well yeah you play on controller right?

[twin dirge]

Pocket fent go

[tawny hearth]

with matching pocket sand

[fiery wave]

At some point, I just played custom maps with bots instead.

I know they are mostly stupid so I expect extremely little barring aimbot accuracy.

[tawny hearth]

i always played pubs, same with tide games because i never have friends who play

[fiery wave]

And the fact they like wasting heals on me.

[twin dirge]

I mean at least the bots go for revives

[tawny hearth]

and i like random teams and the silly people you see in these games

[fiery wave]

Like, I'm not even 50% hp, why are you...

There there now, you need this.

[tawny hearth]

BECAUSE THE ROBOT CARES FOR YOU

HE'S HELPING

[hazy kestrel]

The struggles of being a martyr zealot.

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[fiery wave]

I mean in L4D2.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[fiery wave]

The bots are... very heal happy.

[twin dirge]

I like being healed

[fiery wave]

Even if you haven't gone down yet.

[tawny hearth]

playing on the true hard hard mode tbh, if we were all orks the controller players would be the biggest

[twin dirge]

Feels good

[fiery wave]

You usually want to save it for after 2 downs.

[tawny hearth]

yeah if there was a bot on your team it would be a struggle to keep the heal econ at all good

every human has to make sure to grab medkits and leave the pills for them lol

[fiery wave]

I know. Lul.

[fiery wave]

There's usually extra.

[twin dirge]

Fushigi

[fiery wave]

Cos like, the guaranteed spawns.

[tawny hearth]

yeah things only become kind of slim on the top difficulties but there was still extra... but honeslty i haven't touched l4d in years

last time i did some guy started screaming at me and another person because we were doing a gag of swapping guns over and over in the gun shop

and he got PISSED

[fiery wave]

Plus, modded loot drops in on killing bosses.

To be fair, tanks now have 10k hp.

Highest diff usually is 8k.

10k on casual lul

[tawny hearth]

lol tbh that would at least turn them into more of a threat, from what i remember as the years went on players got really good at taking them down basically instantly outside of some bad spawns

[fiery wave]

They still melt.

[tawny hearth]

i can imagine tbh, because 2k extra isn't alot

[fiery wave]

We did it so we can listen to "WE MADE A CHOICE, GO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FATE!"

[tawny hearth]

part of me wants to go play l4d again but then like... idk i'd rather go play vt2 if i'm going to play an older horde game

[fiery wave]

They were dying before even the fifth word was said.

That includes the time the tank took to get to us.

So...

[tawny hearth]

yeah thats kind of how i remember the game mostly going near the end of my time playing

[fiery wave]

Good thing it's heavily moddable, yes?

[round mica]

tried playing some havoc today and only made it to 15

[tawny hearth]

kind of, gotten very very lazy about modding games in the past so many years lol

[fiery wave]

I had over 100 mods. Is why it takes me 10 mins to boot it.)

Literally waiting for the game to validate them.

Used to be Touhou and some random anime stuff.

Is currently Genshin L4D2 and Star Rail L4D1.

GL if the map spawns in models of the other party.

That old engine chokes when you have 8 high as kark poly models.

Also, remind me to remove Silent Hill monsters replacing zombies some day.

I spooped myself too much on them already.

[ripe tangle]

Cirno, one of my favorites

an absolute goober

[fiery wave]

You mean, 9 ball.

[ripe tangle]

picks fights, gets pummeled, respawns and immediately fights again.

[ripe tangle]

Yes

(9)

[fiery wave]

Look, she's just using her abilities. And yes, I know Marisa was just using like 1% power and playing with her.

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

You’re not wrong but still

[astral basin]

Rrrrrrrrespawn!!

[ripe tangle]

being the strongest and smartest fairy in universe is basically saying “I have the strength and intelligence of a ten year old instead of a five year old!”

except she also can literally freeze her enemies like liquid nitrogen because characters in universe are scary like that lmao

[fiery wave]

Errr Daiyousei is smarter though?

[ripe tangle]

debatable, by fairy standards they’re both exceptionally intelligent and neither of them are all that bright tbh.

[fiery wave]

In common sense.

Not super great but like...

Oggies counting to 3 great.

[tawny hearth]

ogryn are the smartest fairies

[ripe tangle]

afaik Cirno can read and she sorta knows basic multiplication, then again so does Daiyousei, most fairies can’t do either.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gloomy void]

My ogyrn can say cogitate. He smurt

[fiery wave]

Yeah, like THOSE 3 BUGGERS.

[gloomy void]

As a retail worker i gotta say Heavy ogyrn is definitely above “average human intelligence”

Humans are fucking stupid

[ripe tangle]

The Three Fairies of Light who live in a tree behind the Hakurei Shrine?

Sunny Milk, Luna Child, and Star Sapphire

[fiery wave]

Yeah, imo, they dumber.

[ripe tangle]

yeah they can’t read nor can they count

they just like playing pranks on people and causing chaos

[nocturne bloom]

i like the senator in hd2 a lot less after realizing its supposed to be a chiappa rhino

[fiery wave]

Like, who the kark wants to annoy Reimu?

Those 3.

[ripe tangle]

Three Fairies of Light, Wriggle, Rumia, Mystia, sometimes Marisa, sometimes Cirno… uhhhhh

who else?

[fiery wave]

That's like a list of resident idiots. Barring Marisa.

[astral basin]

F the algorithm saw my crisis over a kitten here

[fiery wave]

Who know lives on a YOLO.

[astral basin]

Getting cat videos in my doom scrolling again

[ripe tangle]

T R U E

[tawny hearth]

i keep seeing people leave lobbies right after i join so often i can't tell if its me or not lol, might just be they don't like scum

like only in the actual pre mission screen do i see people bail after a bit after i load in lol

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[ripe tangle]

Hi

[cosmic burrow]

If everything goes good today im ending my rimworld save

[fiery wave]

I guess Mystia is just trying to hawk grilled lamprey in a way that uhhh... bad idea.

[fiery wave]

Sometimes is a build load issue.

[round mica]

fuck im so fucking bad at photoshop

[cosmic burrow]

That being ancient supersoldiers stopping a ancient project started by one of the generals. Operation:deadlife

[ripe tangle]

She also sings in a Punk Band and plays Guerilla Shows, often right outside the Shrine.

Imagine someone suddenly playing a loud Punk Concert right outside your house at 2am then dipping when you come out to confront them lmao

[round mica]

was trying to do an simple image editting for future commission reference for my OC but im dogshit

[cosmic burrow]

Was wanting to do that for a long time but waited for mods to update

[ripe tangle]

and yes she runs a Yatai that hawks Lampreys

[fiery wave]

Oh yeah. Nocturnal concerts with the idiot gang.

[ripe tangle]

@gilded socket what’s up?

[nocturne bloom]

its 00:00 fellas

[cosmic burrow]

Its 6:00

[nocturne bloom]

thats not a time

[hidden whale]

actually its 23:00

[fiery wave]

Like, one thing to sell to others, do not provoke the bankrupt maiden.

[hidden whale]

get time zoned

[nocturne bloom]

thats the wrong timezone

sry to tell you

[cosmic burrow]

So lucia how do you like the idea that i was playing in rimworld?

[hidden whale]

tell that to the time wizard who trapped me here

oh wait

[fiery wave]

Nope. 13:04 or 1:04 pm.

[hidden whale]

he LEFT

😠

[ripe tangle]

What idea? Sorry I don’t know what you mean.

[ripe tangle]

Who would be foolish enough to mess with the Donation Box?

[hidden whale]

where even

is this european

[fiery wave]

Too many ppl.

[ripe tangle]

Tenshi probably would

[nocturne bloom]

[cosmic burrow]

, this sister

[fiery wave]

I think she did.

[ripe tangle]

Interesting

[cosmic burrow]

In europe its 6:00

[somber stream]

Do you smell it, Havoc in the air

[ripe tangle]

Europe has multiple timezones 😐

there’s no set “European Time”

[cosmic burrow]

Operation deadlife is zombie plague. In other words

[hidden whale]

guys the only thing I know about europe

is that its not america

[cosmic burrow]

Cool

[hidden whale]

🇺🇸

[trail bramble]

🇱🇷

[fiery wave]

H40?

[ripe tangle]

Uhhhh anyway, Europe I think has what, 4 or 5 timezones? And they’re kinda wonky because of Britain

[somber stream]

Not yet, but soon 😈

[hidden whale]

you must live in brazil or something

[ripe tangle]

sends Licht to France.

[hidden whale]

uhh...

[somber stream]

I'd enjoy southern france\

[hidden whale]

malaysia?

[ripe tangle]

oh wait… no wait… Germans being sent to France is cursed, nevermind.

[fiery wave]

THAT HERETIC PLAYS WW1 FRENCH HON HON HON.

[hidden whale]

australia...?

[nocturne bloom]

starts with an S

[cosmic burrow]

Shes from singspore

[nocturne bloom]

you ruined it

[hidden whale]

O.O

I know

singapore

[nocturne bloom]

you ruin everything

[ripe tangle]

the current time where I live is 23:09

[hidden whale]

central US detected

or maybe canada

or central america

[ripe tangle]

central US is correct

[cosmic burrow]

Christmas time is over. Im done being nice. Get on with life.

[fiery wave]

Sounds like you are more green and furry.

[ripe tangle]

something something Belarus something something Poland something something Border

[nocturne bloom]

yea, you green furry

[cosmic burrow]

Nag im nit grinch

[cosmic burrow]

Yes what about it?

[somber stream]

Did the american invade someone again

[nocturne bloom]

poland? femboy factory land?

[cosmic burrow]

Yep

[hazy kestrel]

Who are we invading this time?

[ripe tangle]

Yes, I invaded Belarus and made it into Chernorus

[cosmic burrow]

Veneziela

[nocturne bloom]

O I L D E T E C T E D 🗣️ 📢

[hazy kestrel]

For obviously flimsy reasons, as usual.

[ripe tangle]

it’s black now, you’re welcome.

[somber stream]

Fuck's sake

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[hidden whale]

yes

for oil

[astral basin]

Be careful sire! The dragon spits fire!
Hes not the only one!

Your destined to fail against my lyrical chainmail
My flow is- AAAAAAAAA

https://youtube.com/shorts/BoTJzFFc78A?si=T4REJiPOFzhaB4ZF

[hidden whale]

i think this servoskull is malfunctioning

[whole glade]

my name is deez

[astral basin]

Perhaps. Rebooting currently not optimal at this time.

[whole glade]

my dick itchy

[astral basin]

Koz

[ripe tangle]

I sing hymns as I fight, I sing loudly to the mountaintops, all shall hear my voice, I am the Queen of Cacophony afterall! Hear my words as I remove your head, it shall be the last thing you hear Heretic!

[astral basin]

Wait

[whole glade]

wassup gayahh

[astral basin]

Lucia thats heretical

[ripe tangle]

wait, is it?

do I need to speak to a confessor AGAIN?!

[earnest oyster]

is it possible to make friends through lfg

[somber stream]

The stereotype lives on

[hazy kestrel]

The Queen of Cacophony?

The Noise Marines would like to add you to their concerto performance.

[hidden whale]

its not even a stereotype, its literally whats happening

[whole glade]

SOL

[hidden whale]

I wont go into it because the server rules, but our president literally said its why

[cosmic burrow]

If you vibe with people enough sure

[whole glade]

WHA DO YOU WANT

[quaint moss]

why do they call it carpet bombing i still have no carpet, and now my house is gone

[somber stream]

Yeah i've just read about it

Orange man funny

[ripe tangle]

wait, are you Venezuealan?

[astral basin]

Sisters cannot be queens, no?
They sacrifice that title?

[quaint moss]

apparently smh

[earnest oyster]

yeah but you have to either vibe strongly enough the first time you play with them or add them to vibe with the second time

[whole glade]

I bought a battlee sis squad

[hazy kestrel]

So I just wanted to say, that I’m a big fan. — Barg Bigthroat, the Lord Kakophonist of the local EC warband.

[astral basin]

Wait. EC. Thats even more heretical

[ripe tangle]

Sorry…

[cosmic burrow]

I did that here

[fiery wave]

It's luck based. You might like and friend someone on the Discord, but literally don't vibe in game lul.

[astral basin]

Mfw im a banshee irl

[somber stream]

It's the 3rd day into 2026, another country get invaded, great year ahead i reckon

[quaint moss]

i found out about it through helldivers chat 💀

thought someone was joking, opens up Instagram

[charred epoch]

My understanding is that a Tyranid is not a sapient creature, it's not even sentient.

What about the queen? Can the queen, like, ponder? Like could it find something to be humorous.

Or is this not detailed.

[fiery wave]

Isn't those EldarXenos women on a path mostly?

[hidden whale]

hivemind collective

[earnest oyster]

i saw an xqc youtube clip 💀 😭

[quaint moss]

thats so much worse💀 💀 💀 💀

[charred epoch]

....wait there's no central brain?

[fiery wave]

So, let me guess, ban wave incoming?

[hidden whale]

no, and on purpose

[ripe tangle]

I once beat a Noise Marine in a Shouting Match; my angry yelling was louder and more anxiety-inducing than his Sonic Blaster.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m so damn tired of my country infringing on the sovereignty of other countries for bs reasons.

[quaint moss]

ah are you on there, uh and yeah probably

[charred epoch]

What about the Norn Queen?

Just an important agent but otherwise just as under the thumb of the hivemind?

[hidden whale]

theyre considering sentient im sure. hive tyrants, queens, neurotyrants etc all have strategic intelligence

[fiery wave]

Are you falling to Khorne or Slannesh now?

[cosmic burrow]

Trumper has the same thinking as baldman putin

[hazy kestrel]

Well, there is a precedent for that.

[hidden whale]

the hive mind would be considered super sentient as well. long term planning, deception, adaption, self awareness

[ripe tangle]

I bathed in his blood, I made it rain red with his corpse!

[quaint moss]

yeah 2 peeps already been banned XD

[fiery wave]

No. I just know the memes about how the mods there are super uptight.

[ripe tangle]

For the Emperor!

[astral basin]

Please dont tell me theyve been hitting the ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️ all day

[fiery wave]

I know. Thus...

[hazy kestrel]

There’s a space marine warband that is devoted to both Khorne and Nurgle. Don’t see why our Nun with a gun here couldn’t be a devotee of both Khorne and Slaanesh.

[charred epoch]

deception like feinting or deception like lies-told?

[somber stream]

NO POLITIK

[hidden whale]

yes

[fiery wave]

I see, sister, I see.

[quaint moss]

the charlie smear special

[ripe tangle]

I’m only devoted to the Emperor!

[hazy kestrel]

I’m tired boss, and it’s only been one damn year of this nonsense.

[hidden whale]

im not sure theres an instance of tyranids finding something humorous**

[ripe tangle]

I don’t follow Chaos, EVER

[hidden whale]

they're more supercomputer like. cold processing

[quaint moss]

and uh i havent been in that chat for a bit, been busy darktiding it

[fiery wave]

I mean... ||I roll Slaanesh and Tzeentch so...||

[cosmic burrow]

Your country men chose a business man to run a country not a leader

[jaunty path]

Okay what if they made really good flan

[ripe tangle]

Uhhhhh

I love flan, but I am a Servant of the Emperor…

[jaunty path]

But what if its really good homemade mexican style flan

[frosty echo]

the garden of nurgle is a dirty bodega with the finest flan

[tawny hearth]

honestly they act like parts of a single celled organism... like a space amoeba that eats galaxies.... more complex in their actions but basically the same thing

[hazy kestrel]

Calling the orange man a businessman is an insult to actual businessmen imo. Considering the innumerable number of bankruptcies he’s had over the decades.

[jaunty path]

I had some real good flan this new year

[hidden whale]

so horny planning? >.>

[charred epoch]

I'm curious as to how the hell they went from single-planet species to having ships now.

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[astral basin]

This time its cluster bomb

[hidden whale]

dont walk back your sus

[fiery wave]

So Perfect flan?

[cosmic burrow]

I know mate

[fiery wave]

I don't know what you are talking about.

[hazy kestrel]

And I honestly believe that those damn Republicans stole the election. They failed to do so in 2020 due to the mail in ballots, and rectified their errors in time to steal the 2024 election.

[frosty echo]

didnt happen in this galaxy so we'll probably never know 🙁

[hidden whale]

im guessing they consumed a starfaring species

theyre known for incorporation and genetic yoinking

[charred epoch]

that actually makes a lot of sense

OH I FORGOT ABOUT GENESTEALING

[hidden whale]

someone probably fucked up and landed on their home planet

[quaint moss]

thats insane, like thats literally one of the best ones

[hazy kestrel]

All in all, this timeline fucking sucks lmao.

[tawny hearth]

i don't think they did.... i think that it basically always lived in space and has just been collecting biomatter forever... whatever it started as

[blazing ibex]

@drowsy prawn

[cosmic burrow]

Also he is just acting as a dictator

[astral basin]

Team kill special

[hazy kestrel]

He is a dictator. A tin-pot one, but a dictator nonetheless.

[cosmic burrow]

He is also becoming sleepy

[hidden whale]

speaking of tyranids

[arctic shoal]

It's what people chose.

[hidden whale]

I really really want a darktide tyranid faction

it would probably take a full expansion

[fiery wave]

And some rolled even worse on the worst timeline.

[hazy kestrel]

That’s also what worries me. That Vance has an actual brain to do some damage to the country, even more than sleepy Trump over here.

[fiery wave]

Remembers Silent Hills.

[tawny hearth]

they would have to be truly separate missions, i earnestly don't see it happening... we're much much much more likely to get more factions of nurgle like the 2 factions we already have

[hazy kestrel]

We have the Gestapo running around like the rats they are already, who knows how worse things are going to get?

[astral basin]

Timeline sucks indeed
People suck all around
Wish i was born during star trek era when people are actually smart AND nice
… wait they still have bar fights and college hazings wtf?

[hidden whale]

yeah, it would take a full expansion. fully new maps

probably with genestealers

into a full invasion

[cosmic burrow]

Start shooting

[ripe tangle]

How would the Imperium classify the Kenshi Moon?

[tawny hearth]

that would be an entirely new game not an expansion tbh, that would be bugtide or whatever lol

[arctic shoal]

Beep

[tawny hearth]

isn't there alot of kenshi like worlds around the galaxy after the collapse?

[hidden whale]

I yearn for darktide/vermintide combat in helldivers

[ripe tangle]

[arctic shoal]

hd2 bad