general-chat

[hidden whale]

like battle wizard in v2

[fiery wave]

And you have like 60% of your tankiness poof.

You lose like...

Uhhh...

My zealot goes from 100 tough and 314 hp to 55 tough and 245 hp.

I can't math.

[fair bridge]

my body is a machine that turns voidstrike staff into 500000000 dead crushers

[trail bramble]

vet can spam a lot of kraks but unfortunately not infinitely

[lilac plume]

I have had much more success leveling up with havoc 40 than with havoc 30-39

[round mica]

My body is a machine that wants to turn off itself

How to fix

[hidden whale]

thats basically OE trollhammer

[round mica]

[hidden whale]

im guessing its psyker, but whatever the darktide equivalent of lingering flamestorm sienna, or before that famished coru sienna

she deletes literally infinite armor walls

[somber stream]

I am returned

[tall hare]

poke

[somber stream]

[hushed cipher]

[delicate vapor]

KILL

[somber stream]

@lilac crag Are you still at the Pizza town

[jaunty path]

italy?

[somber stream]

Yes

[hidden whale]

you guys ever just drink water

man

I love water

[hasty sky]

The one and only can opener 💪

[silk gull]

i hate bein loayl to emperior

[lyric frigate]

a w poznaniu nie są sami heretycy?

[silk gull]

Są

[modern bobcat]

Oh no, potatotide has come

[fair bridge]

i must by loyle to my capo

[silk gull]

Я никогда не буду верен империи 🥺

[fair bridge]

another gray hair successfully eradicated

[jaunty path]

Id be very concerned to see shit fucked

Whos fucking shit

[molten charm]

hate to break it to you, shit's been fucked every day for decades

[jaunty path]

We can't permit this

Fecal penetration cannot be allowed.

For it is, Holy shit.

[somber stream]

Do not copulate with feces

[jaunty path]

Do not the feces.

[lyric frigate]

i hate it here

[idle talon]

Anyone here wanna help me do Malleus Monstronum in a private game?

[somber stream]

What's that again?

[idle talon]

Or is there any trick to do a private game solo?

[fiery wave]

EU, APAC or HK, sure

[idle talon]

50% Monster Head Burst

[somber stream]

Which server are you based in?

[fiery wave]

NA/SA can't.

[idle talon]

EU

[somber stream]

I can assist

[idle talon]

m0rph on Steam

[somber stream]

Straight to steam? Lewd

FS code if you will

[fiery wave]

Ah, you doing?

I'll play another game then, heh.

[somber stream]

Oh no you offered first so all yours

[idle talon]

Hm dunno how to connect with you otherwise

[fiery wave]

Or we could.

Then faff around after?

[languid hazel]

Should I play Dorktide rn?

[idle talon]

Sure

[hidden whale]

I have a level 19 ogryn

im ready

[somber stream]

Sure

[lilac crag]

I'm... home

[idle talon]

Aaaah FS friend code is 6217875284

[lilac crag]

I took a shower. didn't know we were playing?

[somber stream]

I'm gonna help this one with their penance now

After that, i can do a few rounds if you like

[lilac crag]

well, all good lad. I'm in no rush.

barely managed to get all that blasted flour out of my hair.

[somber stream]

Flour is based

[fiery wave]

So, who oggy?

[somber stream]

Oggy?

Nah, we play chase with the slug

[fiery wave]

If there's a slug.

IF.

I'll go oggy incase we need to provoke the other bitch.'

Uhhh... DH.

Also, Strike team?

Hard to type.

[somber stream]

It's casual so no need

[foggy estuary]

matchmaker giving me the worst teammates, but only when I play Ogryn

emperor guide my soul, cuz i'm gonna tweak tf out

[foggy estuary]

clutching as gun ogryn is not my favourite past time

just let me do these penaces in peace 😭

[fair bridge]

it's so fun though

[hazy kestrel]

Protect the punies, Big Man. It’s your job.

[fair bridge]

my discord's bugging out

i hate ios i hate it i hate it

switching back to android asap

[modern bobcat]

God gives you his hardest battles so you can prove yourself worthy

[fair bridge]

she is chosen.....

[somber stream]

@hushed cipher @lilac crag It's done

[lilac crag]

aye, comin

[hidden whale]

just played a game as shieldgryn in a pug... somehow got 3 arbities with either shieldmaul or maul

[modern bobcat]

There are only two Arbites weapons in the game

(shield maul and maul)

[hidden whale]

I only counted two dogs tho 😭

[modern bobcat]

Didn't we used to have a meme chat

Or is tht just Zealot class now?

[arctic escarp]

yep

[slim iris]

It is thankfully gone

[modern bobcat]

But the Warhammah memes...

[slim iris]

There was rampant no no behavior in there so it got axed LMAO

[sturdy canyon]

is havoc disabled for everyone or?

[modern bobcat]

You need to complete a Maelstrom

[sturdy canyon]

i have

[modern bobcat]

and iirc, to have Auric unlocked

[sturdy canyon]

multiple ones

[modern bobcat]

Check the Havoc terminal it could be bugged out

But it's not bugged

[sturdy canyon]

i go to party finder and the havoc is greyed out

with a lock

[hushed cipher]

Itll have to be another night m'dude 💔

I SORRY

[arctic escarp]

posting borderline nsfw

@somber stream new pfp headass

[slim iris]

Usually racism and Slaanesh wannabes right

[somber stream]

Death.

[somber stream]

It's good

[fallow oyster]

Throne…no one told me how OP the edging psyker is

[high otter]

Genestealers when

Skiitari when

[languid hazel]

Well series x is great for this game

[hushed cipher]

[languid hazel]

The only problem I’m experiencing is occasional stutters. Is this the dreaded memory leak issue or nay?

[rose pine]

@somber stream New Pfp looking solid Sah'.

[languid hazel]

Oh snap! I was worried Licht’s helmet was stuck! Glad to see ye got it oiled and opened up meow :3

[somber stream]

Thank you big man, waited quite a bit to upload this one

Still feels... off

[somber stream]

I'm just shy you see

[languid hazel]

I get that!

I’m quite shy too

[uneven ermine]

Ah Warhammer community

Please change

[rose pine]

Dont worry sah', you will get used, to your face reveal, sah.

Yous got a handsome face, Sah, very edible looking I might say.

[limpid escarp]

I hope you are doing well and your day is full of art

@brazen pelican how are you incredible human?

[little marten]

Argh!!!

[limpid escarp]

@hollow radish

[somber stream]

Plasma feeeels gooooood

[tired steeple]

is this the ginger kid from e33

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[storm shell]

Hey guys! I'm giving out my Sony Alpha 7 III (a7 III) mirrorless camera, paired with the Sony FE 28-70mm f/3.5-5.6 OSS kit lens. They're in original box, nearly brand new condition. I bought them Christmas 2023, used only for test shoots. I'm giving it out because I just got a drone and want someone who needs it to have it.

If you're interested, send me a DM!
Happy new year guys 🎆 🎊

[arctic escarp]

<@&735928989146939404> oy scam (potentially)

[thick fog]

I am giving deez nuts

[carmine steppe]

Can you send it to the end of the world?

[modest flume]

Shieldgryn is the only thing I can think of

Even then shieldgryn isn't bad at damage, just... slow

Or a Chorus Zealot

(Even though the duration is neutered beyond all recognition)

[bronze wren]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[digital tundra]

Send these nuts into your mouth

[fierce cave]

I'll bite em off

[digital tundra]

Noooo please.....

[fierce cave]

Me core

[thick fog]

Got myself a new keyboard and massive mousepad and is quite bonkers

[rigid parcel]

At work right now, but anyone new/ish want to play together sometime later?

[uneven ermine]

Well

I didn’t not expect this to be what I walked into

[arctic escarp]

<@&735928989146939404> aaaand a bot

[uneven ermine]

Beat them with hammers

[atomic imp]

Sure was!

[uneven ermine]

Yay

[ivory dawn]

To Morrow or not to Morrow, that is the question

Nah, I'm doing it today

[lilac adder]

Im doing dark communion on havoc but the mission wont end anything we are forgetting to do?

We destroyed the tanks

Been fighting now for 15 minutes

[wheat moss]

you're cooked

[lilac adder]

Really nothing we can do?

[feral vessel]

is john warhammer in the room with us

[hasty sky]

no actually

he went out for iho sticks

[feral vessel]

ritual succeed, rodin karnak is alive now

annoying bitchass he deserved to be the one without immortality

[somber stream]

Might as well take as many of them with you as possible before you're down

Fill the cathedral with their corpses

For the Emperor

[lilac adder]

Done that

We lost on the end

[delicate kite]

guys guys i figured it out

Ogryn ate all the arbites and hive scum cosmetics

fucking knew it

we got em

[lilac adder]

Apparently the soft lock was caused by one of my allies running the health bars mod not sure how that caused it but whatever

[delicate kite]

guys guys

i figured it out

tellin ya

[somber stream]

Common mod L

[lilac adder]

People shouldnt mod darktide

[delicate kite]

dont tell me what to do

Carmine

[feral vessel]

i use mods cause uhh sometimes they're just necessary

healthbar mod is useful so i don't overshoot with damage on elites

[delicate kite]

thankfully its not l4d2 modding

its just ui shit and serverside crap

l4d2 modding scares me

[feral vessel]

yeah

homer simpson in a car over mutants would be horrifying

but some cosmetic mods definitely wouldn't hurt..

like idk replace horde enemies with upscaled skaven or something

that could be funny.

[somber stream]

Cosmetic mod is 100% okay

I love having a sight on mine Helbore

[hollow karma]

Dude, helldivers is fuckin fun

[pearl summit]

Can anyone give a bit of advice please? Just got dt not ran a mission yet, but was wondering what anyone would recommend as a beginner friendly class? I know the psyker should be avoided for now, but other than that I know nothing. Thanks. 👊

[shy panther]

honestly? all of em

psyker, absolutely not

But all of them have their own playstyles, avoid the DLC ones too

[thick fog]

All classes are recommended except scum

[feral vessel]

I'd personally recommend either Ogryn or Zealot since both of those are largely melee-oriented, and knowing how to do melee properly is paramount to the late-game.

[abstract fiber]

everything's gonna have to use melee, that said zealot and ogryn are more focused on it, and vet is more range focused

[thick fog]

Scum requires far more skill based and knowledge of the game

Would recommend try out first with zealot, ogryn and vet

[hollow karma]

Come to the GROG side

[feral vessel]

Yeah none of the DLC classes are really a good first pick, since they all rely on you to have some knowledge of how the game works.

[abstract fiber]

arbites is in a bind in that it's so forgiving it'll reinforce bad habits as a first class

[pearl summit]

Thanks everyone appreciate the help. Will give zealot a go 1st I think.

[formal mortar]

Arbitrator will give you bad habits

[feral vessel]

Except for Arbitrator, that's just sort of the defacto 'bang your head against the wall until it breaks' class.

[vivid axle]

Where is the suggestion tab thing?

[cosmic burrow]

there isnt?

but share the idea

[vivid axle]

Oh...I can share it here?

[cosmic burrow]

yes?

we talk about everywhere

you get hive scum advice on psyker chat

if you ask

[vivid axle]

Is there talk about adding a single player mode?

I really like the game...But I am a slow and cautious player.

Little too chaotic for me when I am left behind, and everyone is doing whatever, while I have no clue what is going on.

[wheat moss]

this is not a slow paced game

[thick fog]

Well the thing is very unlikely despite many times suggesting since launch

[feral vessel]

Promised on launch but very unlikely we'll get it, plus, the game isn't built around singleplayer.

[thick fog]

This game is not slow pace truth must be told

[cosmic burrow]

gir

the thing is

i dont like to tell that to people

but get good or die

this is it

[thick fog]

If you are to start playing a horde shooter game, I don't think you are to expect be slow pace

[feral vessel]

This is the will of the Lex.

[thick fog]

[vivid axle]

I have played World War Z and enjoyed that.

[thick fog]

Darktide is not really the same as WWZ

[cosmic burrow]

wwz and dt are nothing alike

[thick fog]

No near equal at all

Darktide is all in your face directly

If you don't react fast or keep moving, you will be dropped t the floor

[cosmic burrow]

third degree encounter with crushers and such

[feral vessel]

Darktide is.. well, you're being assaulted (both mentally and physically) by a nigh-constant tide of enemies.

[vivid axle]

Let me ask you an indirect question...What was your first consul?

[thick fog]

This game utilizes the player awareness and knowledges

[thick fog]

A very dark tide of heresy and greasy rotters

[feral vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[cosmic burrow]

eh?

[feral vessel]

We talking about ancient Rome now?

[vivid axle]

System

[thick fog]

Wdym system?

[cosmic burrow]

console

not consul

[thick fog]

Oh

[cosmic burrow]

consul is a political officer

[thick fog]

[vivid axle]

Yeah that.

[feral vessel]

or one of the two leaders of the Roman senate, I think?

I also associate Consul with that guy from the Half-Life 2 Beta.

[cosmic burrow]

pc

[vivid axle]

Wanna guess what I was?

[cosmic burrow]

gameboy or game cube

alternativley some old sega

[vivid axle]

Nintendo 64.

[analog wind]

There a way to see stats for all my friends at the end of a mission or?

[cosmic burrow]

mods

[feral vessel]

mod that's currently broken

Alternatively count every single individual kill, I dare you.

[cosmic burrow]

wasnt far off

[thick fog]

There's a fix on moddin server

[vivid axle]

There was two game boys.

[feral vessel]

Oh? I'll check it out sometime.

[thick fog]

Yeah it is pinned on one of the channels

[analog wind]

I’m starting to notice there’s a LOTTT of qol mods that should probably just be in the game lol. Would’ve thought devs would add stuff like that

[thick fog]

Forgot which one

[vivid axle]

Game boy and Game boy color.

[thick fog]

That's what we been saying since launch lmao

VT2 had the same issue lol

[feral vessel]

their reasoning for not having a scoreboard is green circle chasers (much like in VT)

[analog wind]

In space marines two I like that we can see everyone’s stats at the end of a mission

Who got the most kills, most melee dmg, rng dmg, etc

[thick fog]

I honestly prefer not to have scoreboard for DT but I see that would be useful to some degree

[analog wind]

Do the devs not listen to the community as much

[vivid axle]

And you tell me I need to get with the times or get lost?

Not cool.

[cosmic burrow]

mate

[thick fog]

They do but knowing Fatshark they have some funny moments

[cosmic burrow]

you eitther keep up with the team or die

[cosmic burrow]

the listen

[cosmic burrow]

pff dont be funny

[thick fog]

There been any horde shooter game that is slow paced and sluggish?

[languid hazel]

Not even DRG is slow paced except on haz 1 and 2

[feral vessel]

about right

[vivid axle]

I am more of a calculated player not someone who runs amok.

[thick fog]

Well sorry to tell but darktide is not like that

[feral vessel]

I mean if DT just isn't your kind of game that's fine. Not everyone likes being mentally assaulted by fifty hobos every time they turn a corner.

[cosmic burrow]

one doesnt exclude the other

[thick fog]

You can be a calculating player if you keep up the pace of the game

[vivid axle]

Btw the way, don't assume I am easily dying.

I know how to hold my own.

[languid hazel]

We’re not

[formal mortar]

We are

[feral vessel]

duality of man

[thick fog]

Throws you to a single crusher to fight

[feral vessel]

throw them to the carapace hordes

[thick fog]

nah a armored horde is not even needed

[feral vessel]

yeah right
those flak armoured bastards are enough

[languid hazel]

Oi

Quit it

[formal mortar]

1v1 a poxwalker

[languid hazel]

:3

Meanwhile I just got ggaggle fucked by three snorks

[vivid axle]

-_- Such disrespect.

[thick fog]

Come on, i thought you said you how to hold on your own

[feral vessel]

stalker?

sorry, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

[languid hazel]

Affirmative

My shotgun jammed three times

[thick fog]

In all serious, this game might not really be for you if you are a more casual player

[feral vessel]

get a new one

which area are you rn

[languid hazel]

I have a new one it’s in my stash 😭

[formal mortar]

I want stalker 2 looks fun

[languid hazel]

I left it behind so I could travel lightly while stripping the zone bare of loot :3

[formal mortar]

The risks for the loot stash

[cosmic burrow]

its nice

[languid hazel]

I’m pretty casual at Darktide. I can only do up to Havoc 20 or so so far

[cosmic burrow]

but its balancing is fucked

[cosmic burrow]

havoc aint casula girl

[languid hazel]

Get Stalker 2 now before it is no longer on sale :3

[languid hazel]

:3

[woeful needle]

Meep meep

[formal mortar]

I'm poor and just missed a week of work so will have to some other day

Flu and pneumonia got me good

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc is for masochists. I say, as a former Havoc 40 climber.

[vivid axle]

Are those units you are all talking about?

[hazy kestrel]

Elaborate.

[cosmic burrow]

havoc is a end game mode

[languid hazel]

Da comrade :3

[vivid axle]

To which game?

[hazy kestrel]

Darktide

[cosmic burrow]

darktide

[hazy kestrel]

[formal mortar]

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

[woeful needle]

😜

[formal mortar]

Has havoc 50

[lyric frigate]

no.

[vivid axle]

In all seriousness, where do I go to submit this suggestion?

[formal mortar]

Just saw someone bottom out their car and rip off a pipe

[languid hazel]

I’m gonna be real with you

Single player is a BAD idea.

The bots are useless

[formal mortar]

Unless you are Ainz

[hazy kestrel]

Just play public games, multiplayer isn’t that bad lmao.

[vivid axle]

Single player mode is not to remake the game single player.

[formal mortar]

You can go to the forum

[hazy kestrel]

So you want to play with only bots?

[thick fog]

Oomf sorry to say but this is an online only game

[vivid axle]

Yes! That is what I am saying!

[hazy kestrel]

Have you seen how terrible the bots are?

[languid hazel]

The bots are useless

[vivid axle]

Every bot is usually useless.

[hazy kestrel]

Then why willingly play single player if it’s likely gonna be a slog?

[cosmic burrow]

alternatively #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[vivid axle]

I just want a bot team just to play the damm match.

[cosmic burrow]

you wont get it without mods

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll never understand the “where single player?” crowd. Public games are fine.

If they’re an issue, you have the entire discord to get a squad going.

[cosmic burrow]

and even then bots are useless

[elder merlin]

The bots dont even have your loadout like in vermintide 2 either

[quaint moss]

🍔

[vivid axle]

Shall I put it bluntly then?

[elder merlin]

Extra worthless

[cosmic burrow]

like post a lfg in respective region to play

[cosmic burrow]

go ahead

you get the asnwear

suggestion wont do anything fatshark wont add single player mode

[vivid axle]

I am sick and tired of dealing with unrually brats.

[cosmic burrow]

we all are

[hazy kestrel]

You can turn off voice chat completely

In the settings

[elder merlin]

Unruly

[thick fog]

playing low diffs is a slug anyway

the more you play and progress it becomes better and worse

[hazy kestrel]

Block has a maximum of up to 50 people.

[vivid axle]

I don't have the patience for people's recklessness.

[cosmic burrow]

then this game aint for you

simple as that

[elder merlin]

Welcome to darktide

[tall scarab]

play veteran and carry them

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a game at the end of the day. You gotta clutch the match sometimes.

Just how it is.

[tall scarab]

you can do it

[elder merlin]

Used to be worse when Loner was a thing

[hazy kestrel]

Loner was fine.

[thick fog]

too hard to tell someone after numerous times

[visual vortex]

Vet and Ogryn best

[vivid axle]

Where do I submit the thought?

[elder merlin]

Mods, kill this guy

[hazy kestrel]

Just a skill issue on the loner players inability to use it right.

[elder merlin]

Fatshark

[languid hazel]

Yeah but some loners could clutch the fecking gayme :3

[cosmic burrow]

fatshark forums if you really want

[hazy kestrel]

Simple as.

[cosmic burrow]

just be expect to be laughed at

[vivid axle]

What the hell is fatshark?

[hazy kestrel]

The developer

[languid hazel]

This dude is trolling

[elder merlin]

Keyword "some", most of the ones i saw were braindead morons that would run ahead, go down and then leave immediately after

[cosmic burrow]

the company that made the game

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[drowsy fractal]

Its not ipossibly hard tho, in a way speedrunning havoc 40 is way easier than playing it normally

speeding breaks the game

[languid hazel]

‘E’s trolling full stop

[vivid axle]

...Then who's Warhammer?

[languid hazel]

Case in point

[vivid axle]

That's a company...right?

[languid hazel]

He’s trolling

[cosmic burrow]

mate your account has 3 games

2 of them being porn games

get the fuck out

[vivid axle]

Who are you talking too?

[cosmic burrow]

you

old man

[quaint moss]

💀

[feral vessel]

what

[cosmic burrow]

checked his steam account

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

good grief

[elder merlin]

Yo, is Futafuckers 5 any good? Asking for a friend, @vivid axle

[gilded socket]

Worst bait ever

[quaint moss]

[languid hazel]

Maxine! Why did you block me ;-;

[tired steeple]

There is not 5 futafuckers games

There is not that many

Wait yeah I thought you two would be besties

[cosmic burrow]

theres more

[tired steeple]

I also want the tea

[cosmic burrow]

why did you block stinki?

[vivid axle]

Why are you being dicks to me?

[gilded socket]

What about femboyhitler dating sim

[tired steeple]

Yeah that one exists I know that

[quaint moss]

[cosmic burrow]

because your being an ass

[vivid axle]

How?

[gilded socket]

Honestly

Idrm

[feral vessel]

this is rapidly degenerating

[cosmic burrow]

dishonestly

lets stop

[tired steeple]

Maybe you should unblock her

[feral vessel]

do we contact the wardens

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[tired steeple]

And try and be friends

[cosmic burrow]

unblock her she likes you

[hazy kestrel]

If ya want to anyways

[languid hazel]

It’s fine

[gilded socket]

Huh

[tired steeple]

oh my hod it is so cold

[vivid axle]

I did nothing wrong.

[tired steeple]

I am freezing my thumbs off

[gilded socket]

Why cold the hod

[cosmic burrow]

not good

[hazy kestrel]

Go inside

[gilded socket]

Shagohod?

[tired steeple]

No I’m out with the dog

[hazy kestrel]

Take the doggo inside

[tired steeple]

He needs walkies

[hazy kestrel]

Probably turning into a pupsicle :(

[tired steeple]

Well I’d rather be cold than hot

[gilded socket]

Pupsicle

[tired steeple]

No he’s fine this is his element

[languid hazel]

I was a pupsicle once

[cosmic burrow]

if hes long haired thick coated make gloves out of it

[tired steeple]

Ah good idea

[gilded socket]

Huge if true

[tired steeple]

He’s a chow chow pomski mix so yeah he has more fluff than a mammoth

[cosmic burrow]

small dog

big dogs better

[tired steeple]

No he’s normal sized

[elder merlin]

I love that tank in Metal Gear, it looked so cool

[tired steeple]

Cause of the mix

[cosmic burrow]

thats small in my book

[gilded socket]

It’s very 80s

[languid hazel]

The Shagohod was baller asf

Volgon had good taste

[tender horizon]

Does the yapping in Snake Eater ever stop

[cosmic burrow]

no

[tender horizon]

Incredible, thanks

[quaint moss]

i really like the song, snake eater

[vivid axle]

So how do I complain to Discord now?

[tender horizon]

I genuinely closed the game when someone started telling me about Godzilla after 20 minutes of cutscenes and dialogue

[cosmic burrow]

why?

[weak bison]

do you have to clear the whole campaign on all your reroll? 🤔

[vivid axle]

Your one reason and I have no clue what I did wrong.

[quaint moss]

huh, like metal gear solid?

[cosmic burrow]

no you can skip it

[tender horizon]

Snake Eater remake, my homie bought it for me

[quaint moss]

oh cool ^-^

[vivid axle]

Never really use Discord...

[languid hazel]

Gear Solid Metal: Eater Snake

[gilded socket]

Magister is a student of dense motherfucker

[weak bison]

you just need to 100% once?

[cosmic burrow]

yes i am

[cosmic burrow]

you dont have to do it at all

[languid hazel]

Tbf dense got banned for being an ass

Constantly

[tired steeple]

hello malarkey

[quaint moss]

there are a lot of references in there from what i know, cause kojima. i still ;-; need to play the og, i own it

[gilded socket]

Hufe

[weak bison]

huh, how do you skip it then? I can't play some of the missions because I havent completed some of the campaign

[vivid axle]

Why did I even join these servers if I have no clue what your are swaying.

[quaint moss]

dense! ass!

explodes

[gilded socket]

Just leave already dude no one carea

[cosmic burrow]

on character creation. i reccomend doing it at least once

[languid hazel]

If ye want I can speedrun ye through the campaign. But ye skip it on character creation iirc. Like once you load into das mourningstar

[vivid axle]

Assholes.

[languid hazel]

Pfft

[elder merlin]

It happens

[languid hazel]

Tbf the dude was blatantly trolling

[elder merlin]

Also, i want a soda but i dont wanna walk to the store

[cosmic burrow]

damn

[languid hazel]

Walk to Marydel and I can get ye a soda

[elder merlin]

Its fuckin cold and i dont wanna get dressed up

[gilded socket]

Lmfaoooooooooo

[weak bison]

daaamn, that's good to know, thanks! and thanks for the speedrun offer but I think I'll do in lobbies

[quaint moss]

simply hitchhike

[languid hazel]

Okiedokie!

=^w^=

[cosmic burrow]

and listen to the cutscenes. you will know wtf is happening in darktide

get to know the characters

fun stuff

[gilded socket]

Oiugh

[languid hazel]

^^^^^^

Chat

[analog wind]

Does this game have anti cheat?

[weak bison]

yeah I was doing it on my first character (ogryn) then I rerolled a couple of times so now I have to catch up haha

[languid hazel]

Blåhaj decided to pull out a knife on me. Please he

[cosmic burrow]

technically

but dont cheat

[weak bison]

but @languid hazel I'm kinda curious to see a speedrun tho, do you mind doing a couple of missions?

[cosmic burrow]

you will be reported

[languid hazel]

I mean, mission speedrun ing is basically ignoring all pick ups, malice difficulty, hive scum with speed stimm

[quaint moss]

be like king von in his prime towards the heretics

[cosmic burrow]

i siggest you learn the game abit

idk how good are you

[rancid shore]

sup

[cosmic burrow]

hello highwayman DD1

[quaint moss]

s down

[rancid shore]

damn, no one knows recaf anymore

[cosmic burrow]

now what class are you playing

[weak bison]

oh okay, yeah I need diamantine so I guess I'll just do the campaign in damnation, thanks!

[cosmic burrow]

recaffinated coffe

[weak bison]

melee psyker

[cosmic burrow]

u risky

[weak bison]

and before that I played vet, I really liked vet!

[rancid shore]

its the warhammer equivelant to caffeine

[cosmic burrow]

just remember dont chain yourself to one playstyle

[cosmic burrow]

i know

[weak bison]

I'm better with it than with the inferno staff tbh I struggled a lot

[cosmic burrow]

im played all the classes

[arctic escarp]

hey magos

[cosmic burrow]

my top 3 of most fun i had would be
1.ogryn
1.5 old ogryn
2 arby
3 hivescum
4 vet
5zealot
6 psyker

im an ogryn i dont know how to count

[weak bison]

I hated inferno psyker but melee psyker is really fun to play imo, the greatsword is great and u never explode haha

[cosmic burrow]

yeah

[tender horizon]

For me it's uhhh
Scum, Vet, Psyker, Zealot, Arb, Og tbh

[feral vessel]

infinite warp uptime

[cosmic burrow]

on staff you can explode yourself if you are not carefull

[feral vessel]

my beloved

[thick fog]

force push attack

🤯

[feral vessel]

accidentally holds right click for a second longer than intended

[arctic escarp]

I cant imagine having fun on Ogryn I cant lie

[quaint moss]

suicide psyker, for when the warps just got you sad
💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

[dull hamlet]

That's because he only has like 6 guns

[cosmic burrow]

to each theyre own. i have most fun on oggy. simply because im support player at heart

[weak bison]

oh ogryn is kinda fun too, but I hate its ranged options and the taunt felt kinda meh?

[cosmic burrow]

6 gun families

[thick fog]

Pal let me tell you something

[languid hazel]

Taunt is broken af tf

[cosmic burrow]

when did you play ogryn mate

[thick fog]

Taunt is the most OP ability

[weak bison]

throwing rocks tho...

[cosmic burrow]

date please

[weak bison]

eeeeh, a couple of weeks ago?

[feral vessel]

why is there 22 GB worth of files in my trash can 😭

[drowsy fractal]

Charge ogryn with knife can feel like an oversized zealot, surprisingly fun

[languid hazel]

Oh sorry, that was me :3

[feral vessel]

hell yeah they do

rapid shanking

[quaint moss]

ogryn is so peak, i run rock
and if you wanna do guns, he has his almost instant reload ability

[languid hazel]

Imagine ogryn with an appropriately sized relic blade

[carmine steppe]

It was me sorry

Don't restore the files

[feral vessel]

GUILLIMAN!

[cosmic burrow]

so just sm greatsword

[carmine steppe]

Whatever you do don't restore the files just delete them

[feral vessel]

22gb of vrchat avatars is this shit fr

[cosmic burrow]

vrvhat

damn

[drowsy fractal]

tho scrier melee psyker is a lot of fun, unlimited speed

[carmine steppe]

Oh god, okay if the cops come we haven't met

[cosmic burrow]

until crusher looks at fun funny

[drowsy fractal]

equip a knife and see just how fast you can go before you run of a cliff

[feral vessel]

its not even that many its like one or two but apparently people can't fucking optimize their models anymore

so each model has like a bajillion polygons

[drowsy fractal]

crusher cant catch you, neither can team, then you die alone and ragequit and make angry internet noises

[carmine steppe]

Hey having millions of polygons means the model is better

[languid hazel]

Shpuld I go to the CNPP?

[carmine steppe]

Just look at monster hunter

[quaint moss]

bahaj billion

[feral vessel]

blahaj?

[quaint moss]

shork

[dull hamlet]

🦈:3

[feral vessel]

i have a blahaj!!

a small one though

[languid hazel]

🦈:3

[feral vessel]

runt of the litter

[quaint moss]

shork is shork :3

[languid hazel]

:3

[tired steeple]

my girlfriend has uhh 3 blahajs?

4?

[dull hamlet]

It still blows my mind every time I think about how old sharks are, older than Saturns rings and the trees on earth

[cosmic burrow]

They need tht for the jiggle physics. Ill leave rest to you

[cosmic burrow]

Why would you kike to go to charnobylska atomova elektro stanzia

[feral vessel]

number twelve
cock

[feral vessel]

depends on if you wanna get fucked by monolith sooner or later

[carmine steppe]

There is this one post that shows how you would need like 70 malzenos from mh rise to reach gogmazios polygons (mh wilds)

[cosmic burrow]

Shork the tf2 guy?

[feral vessel]

rocket launcher cunts

[quaint moss]

number 15, burgerking finger lettuce

[quaint moss]

thats a guy 👦

[feral vessel]

oh hi grog

[cosmic burrow]

Really look up shork on yt

[feral vessel]

grog is it true that the imperium of man is going to become a reality in the next 100 or so years

[quaint moss]

hi

[quaint moss]

already making space jesus as we speak

[feral vessel]

donald trump retweeted an AI generated image of himself as the God-Emprah I think?

[quaint moss]

just trying to learn how to get the holy nails up there

oh god, thats awful

he wants to be british

[feral vessel]

wasnt the emperor turkish

[languid hazel]

Oui

[quaint moss]

no clue

[dull hamlet]

I hate sand

[languid hazel]

He’s also trying to drag us into a… nevermind. No politics rule lol

[quaint moss]

I eat sand

[dull hamlet]

Feesh poob

[cosmic burrow]

Prehistoric even

[feral vessel]

say that again

[feral vessel]

mesopotamian genes

[vague elm]

Its course and rough

[quaint moss]

fantastic..... fantastic 4

[vague elm]

And gets everywhere

[quaint moss]

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE

[feral vessel]

does anyone want to be a beta reader for my wip multifandom fic :3

fuck that was awful sorry

[quaint moss]

what is that

is that like a crossover thing

[feral vessel]

yeah basically

[dull hamlet]

⭐⚔️

[quaint moss]

star wars

[vague elm]

Roll a d6 twice for me

[dull hamlet]

I hate when Aliens in fiction are just humans with alien heads, they're almost never truly alien

[feral vessel]

and if i have an explanation for that?

as in, why aliens look like humans

Or maybe why humans look like aliens?

[quaint moss]

3 5

[vague elm]

It's all just a Journey on the way to crab

[dull hamlet]

carb

[feral vessel]

i like to do faintly humanoid but still distinctly alien sorta look

like yeah sure its bipedal but it doesnt look like a human at a closer glance

i have a mantis species somewhere that looks like that.

[quaint moss]

"make the aliens breedable" said the movie executive

[vague elm]

[quaint moss]

i personally like stelaaris's take on it

[dull hamlet]

8ft tall muscular alien babes with 3 boobs

[feral vessel]

hold on lemme fish it out

[vague elm]

Mass effect didn't do too bad

[cosmic burrow]

@feral vessel counter point. Make all aliens quadrapedal or more. Only humans are bipedal

[abstract fiber]

say what you will about traveller, but it does aliens pretty well, both physically and in how they think

[gilded socket]

Donolf trumpler

[feral vessel]

#zealot-class message
here's that alien

[vague elm]

Dumple trompler

[dull hamlet]

Most intelligent species on earth have one thing in common, being able to look up into the sky

[feral vessel]

am i gonna get publically executed for posting a xeno

[dull hamlet]

Xenomorph?

[gilded socket]

Ruff brah

[feral vessel]

alien

foreign

i'm not much of a xenomorph guy

[vague elm]

Did you know xenomorph is the human's classification of it, and not the species name?

[idle talon]

...aaaaaand again error 2014

[quaint moss]

ight gtg, he request

[feral vessel]

bye

[feral vessel]

I didn't but it makes sense.

[dull hamlet]

🪑

[vague elm]

I forget the actual name but it's Latin for murderous thief

Internecivus raptus

[feral vessel]

partially believable latin name i guess

[vague elm]

Fiction is fun

[round mica]

idk if i should be happy or confused

by my computer fans that suppossedly stopped working like 2 days ago and was about to cost me 320BRL to fix just

started working again on their own

[vague elm]

Sounds like the connection to the power supply

[round mica]

idk

i just know they stopped working and now came back to life

[vague elm]

Hail

God emperor provides

[round mica]

I think this is the works of the machine god

which are probably the same thing

[graceful fern]

Uh yes

[arctic escarp]

are you dracula now

[graceful fern]

I don’t think the species even has a name

Considering the predators species made them as hunting prey iirc.

[visual vortex]

No the engineers amde them

The other alien species

[vague elm]

Does anyone else put the bells deco on every weapon in hopes it will eventually summon the skaven into dt?

[visual vortex]

🦶 🧠

[visual vortex]

I put the bells on weapons because thdy lookk cool

[graceful fern]

So how did the predators enslave them?

[visual vortex]

They harvested them and made colonies to use as hunting sport

Weyland yutani wants them as bio-weapons but cant do shit for the life of them

[graceful fern]

Human corporations always trying to mess with powers beyond their comprehension when they should be killing it the first chance they get.

[visual vortex]

No

HARVEST THEIR CORPSES

👹👹

Also xenomorphs weak af

But probably good fight in dark

Fun sneaky guys but lame in other enviroments

[vague elm]

The variants get wild

Especially with the Canon xenomorph god

[visual vortex]

Not as cool as Skaven god tho

[vague elm]

Fuck this is gen

I gonna go catch the blight now

#zealot-class

[round mica]

Yeah I'm in a vampire mood rn

[arctic escarp]

thats pretty hot I must say

[round mica]

Instead of fighting it they should avoid it
Most stuff happens in movies because humans decided to either kill or control something beyond their control

[round mica]

🧛‍♀️

[graceful fern]

I was speaking specific to the xenomorph. If it gets to the point where you know about xenomorphs then the xenomorph most definitely knows about you and so it’s just a matter of time until it hunts you.

[round mica]

The reason why they hunt humans is because humans try to mess with them

Literally all plots around xenomorphs and humans come to the fact humans tried to do something to them or with them instead of just going "nope." And going away from them

We should also be dead in the Alien Vs Predator universe because the Engineers absolutely hated us

[keen vector]

Orks!

[minor niche]

Eh. It's not that deep, IMHO. XT hunts humans because we're prey to them.

Yes, we're around "because we decided to play Steve Irwin with a deadly species" and it never works out .... but take a look at AVP 2. WE weren't the ones messing with the aliens, not even in AVP .... we "Just happened to be around" and are a suitable prey species.

[round mica]

I don't remember what happens in the AVP2 movie

I actually dont remember anything about the movies except some cool scenes i liked

[minor niche]

During AVP, the predator hunter that survives to the end (and is killed by the queen) was hit earlier with a Facehugger. AVP2 is the PredAlien getting down to Earth and decimating a small midwestern town.

[round mica]

I mean that's just how the writers wanted it to go down. Unfortunate thing it just went down to earth 😭

But 90% of stuff that happens is mostly the fault of humans being stupid like always

[amber delta]

AvP2 is so unbelievably shite it feels like some Scary Movie ripoff at times

[twin flower]

aw shit.. AvP?

can't top the first movie

[restive dawn]

Anybody play the AvP game back in the day?

[round mica]

i played it in my pirated ahh xbox 360

all i did was replay the story mode non stop because i was hyper fixated on it

wish I could've played the online back in the day

[languid hazel]

The only aliens game I played was… I think Colonial Marines? I had a lot of fun with but granted I was maybe 13 at the time. Then I played Fireteam Elite and whew that’s a good un

[round mica]

You know a good aliens game?

Dark Descent

GLORIOUS fucking game

[languid hazel]

I have been looking at Dark Descent but I’m not sure if I can suffer learning another turn based game’s systems

[round mica]

It's not turn based

it's RTS

[restive dawn]

I played it but it was quite repetitive.

Still a great novelty.

[round mica]

i liked it so fucking much

I felt like the dark corridor spongebob meme every time i heard the bleep on the fucking radar

[restive dawn]

The atmosphere was so good.

[round mica]

instantly locked myself in rooms

it's so fucking good

[restive dawn]

Ahh I forgot you can do that. The safety of locking yourself up and giving your marines a little break.

[languid hazel]

Oh shit for real?

[restive dawn]

The best Alien game is Isolation. It's still an undisputed all timer for horror games.

[round mica]

yup

[languid hazel]

Brb installing it now

[round mica]

YUP. Played it and was the only horror game that left me stunned on how good it is

[chilly shell]

weird, cant find any players for aurics.

[restive dawn]

It terrified me when I first played.

[narrow ore]

are the servers particularly slow right now or is it just me

[chilly shell]

I can't find anyone. Every game is just bots

[twin flower]

What region you playing from

[chilly shell]

Probably NA. If that's what they call it.

[tired steeple]

Alien isolation 2 is coming soon-ish

For the earlier conversation

[round mica]

I got alien isolation for free on epic games

[round mica]

Is there a date for it yet?

[tired steeple]

No

[round mica]

or just "Soon"?

[tired steeple]

I reckon late 2026 or early 2027

[twin flower]

Wasn't there that Alien Isolation game they released for mobile as well

[dull hamlet]

[restive dawn]

It's going to be longer than that unfortunately.

[round mica]

Mobile "games" are not to be taken seriously or as relevant

[chilly shell]

havoc party finder dead. Guess server is kill

[twin flower]

Lotta people were disappointed but they liked the story

[round mica]

Not surprising

Never heard of an actual good mobile game that ever existed

[twin flower]

Fallout Shelter?

[tired steeple]

Ew no

[twin flower]

Fair

[round mica]

Except for like Minecraft Pocket edition which is still very glitchy and also filled with predatory monetary system targetted to kids

[restive dawn]

My enjoyment from Fallout Shelter came from getting infinite lunchboxes from changing my phone's time.

[round mica]

Counter argument: Bethesda

[twin flower]

Bugthesda

[round mica]

the only thing I enjoyed that came from Bethesda was Skyrim and that's because I fill it with a bazillion mods

the vanilla game is ok i guess

[restive dawn]

Hot take but vanilla skyrim better than modded skyrim.

[round mica]

It's okay to be wrong

[twin flower]

Lmao

[restive dawn]

I'm only ever right.

[round mica]

Okay Roberto Robertson the Third

[twin flower]

It was alright, I like finishing games at its vanilla state before addign mods

[round mica]

[twin flower]

Rubbertoe robertson

[restive dawn]

Mods only ruin the atmosphere, which I believe to be unmatched. Combat mods are nice though because the gameplay is truly mediocre lmao.

[languid hazel]

EW

[twin flower]

I mean depends on the mod you add

[restive dawn]

I really hate what they did to Oblivion remaster.

[tired steeple]

I find it fun

[languid hazel]

What atmosphere? The whole game you keep hearing about some civil war that is NOT HAPPENING

[tired steeple]

More into oblivion though

[restive dawn]

Not sure I was referring to that.

[round mica]

Ah yes
atmosphere in Skyrim
known for being very immersive and fun

[tired steeple]

That’s not what atmosphere means

[restive dawn]

Indeed lol.

[languid hazel]

Skyrim’s entire shtick is just a whole lot of tell and no show

[tired steeple]

I just find it fun

[twin flower]

Tis fun

[tired steeple]

With and without mods

Always prefer oblivion though

Never got into morrowind. Far too slow imo

[restive dawn]

Did you play the remaster?

[twin flower]

Never tried Oblivion

[languid hazel]

Meanwhile I actually really like the Oblivion remaster

[tired steeple]

Not yet

I will eventually

When I get a job

[languid hazel]

It actually feels like there’s tension

[restive dawn]

Idk I just didn't like the Unreal Engine coat of paint, made it feel lifeless to me. 😭

[tender horizon]

The actual atmosphere of skyrim is good tbh

Like the feeling of walking around

Its like, the actual best aspect of the game

[quaint moss]

should i do a max health arby

for the funny

[stark bobcat]

yes

next do a +9 stam ogryn

zelgryn

[pearl summit]

Not long finished my 1st complete run, it’s filthy down here but I like it. I think I’ll stay a while.

[solemn siren]

Absolute shield unit

[stark bobcat]

Keep going for it, you got this. The experience is worth more then the completion

[solemn siren]

... Still probably going to get guardbroken by an overhead if not perfect blocking...

[quaint moss]

YES

so am

thank you for the idea

[stark bobcat]

dont forget to use knife

[pearl summit]

Thanks. I’m really enjoying it so far. It’s a great game.

[stark bobcat]

and use the move tech

[stark bobcat]

Its amazing, I'm nearing 4k hours and I still am playing and learning new things

there is no real end to this game

tide games are 1 of a kind

[pearl summit]

4k Wow. I enjoy most things 40 so had a feeling I would like this and wasn’t disappointed.

[blazing ibex]

For all the gripes I have with this game, there's a reason I have nearly 3.5k hours in it

There ain't nothing like the tide games.

[pearl summit]

I was watching mr unc it think it was. That looked intense pulling off a clutch save when he was last man.

[solemn siren]

Just be an arbites and slide run!

[languid hazel]

I have returned!

[jaunty path]

What new things you've learned?

[elder merlin]

Bork

[languid hazel]

Woof!!

[silk gull]

If only it were possible to play as an infidel... I hate being on the emperor's side.

This is so... gay

[elder merlin]

I wish i could play as a Ork

[silk gull]

Playing as a tau, that would be something

[stark bobcat]

That it takes 2 hours to reach the end event on excise vault in a H40 solo on zealot

And how easy it is to die to dogs....

[jaunty path]

For you atleast

[jaunty path]

Yea

Also

Remember. The dodge bug is still a thing

[languid hazel]

Yeah, because I’m here living my full felinid gril life :3

[stark bobcat]

What dodge bug

[jaunty path]

Immunity to bullets while you dodge

Immunity to ranged attacks*

[stark bobcat]

That was an intended change

[jaunty path]

Tf

No tf it wasn't

No it can't be

[stark bobcat]

They made dodge linger effect ranged

[jaunty path]

No fucking way

[stark bobcat]

Look at patch notes

[jaunty path]

I thought that was a bug

I've been surviving a lot more by just spam dodging bruh

😭

It doesn't make me feel skilled

[quaint moss]

yuh, always been a huge dodge time, i think even some of the abilities rely on it

[blazing ibex]

It's an intended change. They just didn't intend it to be as strong as it is.

Because they did nothing about after you run out of effective dodges.

I'm fairly certain they just forgot why they designed dodges that way to begin with .

[quaint moss]

double barrel 5 dodges is so much fun

[heady karma]

That's wild, I assumed that would be gone. Is it for anyone? I only tested on HS

[jaunty path]

its INSANE ON HIVE SCUM

Ppl said im good if im good on that class but the amount of dodges I get is just unethical

Just immune to gunners

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Anarchist: "You're dead big and ugly!"

Bully: "YEAH!"

Fem Anarchist: "Ain't nothing to be proud of!"

Bully: "SAYS YOU!"

[jaunty path]

Likes lookin like a monster

Good for em

[sleek harness]

The sneaky crusher overhead:

[jaunty path]

Look behind yourself

[sleek harness]

I don't see anything

Like, I live in cave

Theres no light

[jaunty path]

Violently shits on you

[sleek harness]

That's a fetish, Missus

Probably a sin also

[jaunty path]

No it's not

I have terminal ibs

[sleek harness]

Then don't

[sonic lotus]

finally

emote privileges

[uneven ermine]

Everytime I enter chat

It’s something strange

[severe shuttle]

Man I'd love to see an enemy that's ok in melee but completely immune to ranged. Just to see the awful ranged only vets die to it repeatedly

[hollow cosmos]

I cant post pics in the driptide channel?

[grand sinew]

Ya gotta keep chatting to get the convict role then ya can post da drip

[ancient violet]

U need to be in the server longer

[grand sinew]

Dat too

[hollow cosmos]

Well that i am

Just havent chatted yet

[ancient violet]

Smh my head

Gotta stop lurking

[grand sinew]

I just gotta chat more lol

[hollow cosmos]

Cuz i have some fits i wanted to share and get opinions on it

[grand sinew]

Describe the fit

[wheat harness]

proximity shield ragers

[modest flume]

The humble crusher calming walking up and F-smashing:

[hollow cosmos]

DKOK commissar and a other one

[grand sinew]

Banger fit

[hollow cosmos]

😂

[misty sequoia]

Damn there’s some trash players on

[grand sinew]

Happens lmao

[misty sequoia]

From my experience there’s more quantity trash during the day and more quality at night

I don’t like to rage or crashout but today is one of those days

[severe shuttle]

Had the classic one earlier with someone wandering away from the group and then loudly complaining about not getting instantly picked up while we were fighting hordes near the objective

[grand sinew]

I had a guy the said, I can't find any players for havoc cuz they kinda suck

Then the mf gets downed first horde

THEN GOES DOWN AGAIN LESS THAN A MIN LATER

If he didn't say that I wouldn't mind

[misty sequoia]

It always when I play in the morning or during the day I can’t find a good havoc

[grand sinew]

BUT THE FACT U HAD TO SAY THAT

And he was a arbite

How do you die that fast on arbite 💀