#general-chat
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Iodine throat spray
I usually don't talk unless others do, and I gauge if they're chill >.<
It’ll kill em dead
Sometimes I'm too busy tryna survive to type and tell homie to JUMP DOWN WE CANT SAVE YOU IF YOURE ALONE UP THERE
fair
I mean if they're the last one up there and they ain't droppin' it's either cuz they have a good reason or they're a moron
not my job to sus out which one it is
my rule of thumb is "never be the last one to drop"
if I see another player go, I go
if you're holding off a horde and you get a break, time to drop
that being said I'm not playing anything tougher than Auric so I'm not sure what the ettiquete actually is for ledges & holding
Usually I'll jump once I realize the director is just spawning to punish us for lingering because then others lemming and follow after
ngl I wish we had more ping commands
As do I. There's too few
I like that we have a "Go there" but I'd really love a "follow me"
can i get new gun for hive scum
Helldivers has exactly the ping commands I want
no sorry, my 2 Ogryns ate them all
can i get new gun for hive scum
What I want is dual axes like ragers
✝️ 🤲
Shivs are so goated
and I'd love to see a tac-axe/dagger combo
the special throws your gun 😛
LOL
"Sod this! I'll kill all these karkers with melee!"
God I haven't won an auric today yet
I've been roleplaying my Loose Cannon Vet too much, I can hear his voice when I type
ARBITES! WE HAVE THE LEX!
you're expecting too much from randoms the average darktide player lives in a pre-industrial pre-agriculture pre-written language society that just got lucky enough to have a wifi router and a desktop computer drop from the sky
has nobody told the Arbitrators that they're one letter away from having Traitor in their job title?
watch them purge themselves overnight
Maul in shambles (they deserve it)
Brawler ogryn sometimes asks what makes arbi-traitors different from regular traitors
Brawler remains best boy
veteran the arbitrator is in the other room trying to kill himself we gotta help him!
big boi
Someone mentioned the Lex?
that rings a bell, p sure I blocked that person
nah i got mine like arthurs sword, pulled this shit from the ground
Mallow
marsh
the lady of the lake bestowed upon me this 4060.
lies. everyone knows they grow in silicon valley
very nice of her, i killed a goblin in my basement for one
Like that one goblin mission in oblivion that can break and spawn like 50 goblins
Or was it 70
A lot
Oh
Its actually 100
I looked it up

Not my birth year 
For like 3 years now homie 
Why did he get banned
Looks like he was posting porn or something
Tis a sad day 
this server just keeps getting worse 
Hawk tuah
lex is lame
hope they dont mind the mine goblin
who the hell is big boi
played some tarkov with gods(my friends) guidence
got of some nice stuff
ah ighty, ima go back to eating my croutons
It was only a matter of time 😔
Witness cirno eat pancakes
what did he do
Lucky lil shit I want some rn
Idk but the way he is constantly shitposting 24/7, I bet he took it too far 😔
now i want pancakes
he's innocent free my man
I'm had some pancakes
free clad first
You know how he posts.
i did not pay any attention to him
plus he posted mostly when i was asleep
Literally posted porn then deleted it fully knowing what he was doing and getting away with it for ages
Naw, Dom. Actually innocent who got banned unfairly by the person who broke actual rules.
the wardens are wardening
He knew he'd get slapped eventually
God it’s cold tonight
Have you considered turning on the sun
I prefer night
sun is overrated
Still though it’s freezing
moon is the new sun
Ah. I never noticed him do that but I don't pay much attention
I want a sandwich
It's warm outside
Is a joke about it being 29°C atm.
A whole 27F
Oh Singapore hot as hell
Is actually 'cold' tonight.
I guess its around -3c for me
Normally is 31-32°C lul.
29c is a nice temperature
too fucking hot
Can grow some good plants
23
23 is alright, bit too cold for me sometimes
Would still be better than lul.
14°F as the high today let's gooooo
Oh wait he meant 23c, yeah 23c is nice.
Oops
i use human not fat
Same but more people use Celc so I use that 
Never learned proper conversion for it 
Points at Google.
I been using it to check what temp you guys are saying
If I could have grown up learning metric and using it I would have preferred that. But gotta use the magic made up stuff
Karien keeps staring at me 
Yeah
karien staring as always yeah?
the looker

im having this really annoying bug where i have a level 20 mastery weapon with 1 point left into the blessings, i use the point get out the menu and open it again just to see it refunded??? does anyone know the cause
Hadron is telling you that blessing sucked anyways
Kill myself
I love how a crack head with a crowbar destroys a horde better than a veteran with a power sword
You could try selecting it, wait like 2 minutes to, then backing out of the screen. Happens to me with talent tree sometimes
Which weapon? I know one is broken rn.
having it happen with the shredder autopistol atm
i'll try it
Hello
It's bugged atm. Don't waste time. It'll not save. Only fix is waiting for FS to fix.
i see thats good to know it was driving me crazy

me getting out of bed in the morning

mfw you ask the person holding the ammo crate to drop it 4 times because your whole team is out of ammo and he doesn't
"you're a psyker, you don't use ammo. hive scum generates his own ammo." - level 503 veteran main
i avoid being bitched out for 'incorrect' crate deployment by just giving them to other people :)
and then a hivescum with 80% ammo uses it for himself
we were at the end of the level holding out for the storm raptor
might as well just drop it
They wanna carry it to next game, clearly.
Ummm excuse me but I have infinite ammo as hive scum
That'd be nice, wouldn't it.
here have some more 
i don't care about "incorrect" ammo crate usage, but when someone asks 4 times?
as you should
Is there a way to be notified of a cosmetic I want coming back to the shop besides religiously checking it?
True, I'm 8/80 ammo anyway.
real
W Pfp
not finite, till i eatd it all
YOU!!!!!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️
At some point, just refill your 'nades.
thankee
I will deadass drop an ammo crate for nades.
idgaf
Because sometimes the game refuses to spawn grenade refills
fucking SAME, especially if i see a verteran playing
For others. I have 'nade regen anyway.
Yeah. Regenerating krak go brr
Unless everyone else is full.
Honestly a grenade box would be miles better than ammo most ammo centric characters have a way to sustain/restore their ammunition
tried lone wolf for the first time, was ight
And ammo drops are dime a dozen
Stares at Field Improv.
Isn’t that for meds
Idk been a bit
I’m stupid
field improv; med packs remove corruption, ammo crates also resupply grenades.
IT MAKES IT RESTORE GRENADES!?
Still only four full resupplies though. :p
i dont even play vet and know 
Because nobody runs it.
I have been Eula stared
Mothman, there's no need to feel down.
I said mothman, lift that man heretic off the ground.
I like to laugh when people ask why they suddenly have 'nades.
I said Mothman
Swing your new friend around
Cause it’s
FUN
TO
SWING
A
HUMAN
God that video is so old
Cuz you're a really big emm oh tee aitch.
that and killing elites for ammo pickup, is one of the only reasons i like seeing vets in public games
One of the few vets with it.
I think I run that as well
im like, "oh no im almost at one wound"
the vet: FEAR NOT THE HERETIC
this makes me happy
What in the emperor's big shiny teeth is this build I've got on my ogryn. Three +1 Wound curio, every 20% resistance to specialists, one for grimoire corruption resistance, and then +5% health and toughness... I've gone full ogryn brain.
Nice medpack heals.
that and a player with 3 wounds, 2 downs then a death is nice to me, my teammate trust me to help
WTKH is that?
Wuh
Dumb is what it is.
i also dont do public that much, as a main note of this. other than like filling one slot
Survivalist is a must, if you run fire team and complain about ammo...

I’m a melee vet my gun is mostly there to be fun and get me a melee buff
Or take a specials head off
Zarona?
Close and Kill is still better in a way.
i like gun psyker a lot more than base, recon lazer with brain burst make me go brrrrrr
How so
Move in faster to shank things.
Huh... I have two Curio, rating 410. One gives +16% toughness and is blue. The other is also 410 and purple but gives +17% toughness. Wot gives, Sah?
Huge if true
Usually things come to me or are distracted by my much faster or tankier teammates
You know who else?
RNG rolls.
RNG is silly.
I understand the usefulness on a lone perspective but I also play around my team
Blep. 😤
Fav the 17% btw.
Good point.
Don't wanna accidentally sell it.
Oh pete's sake, did I discard a +21% health? Swear I had one, can't find it in the list.
🤦
Fav instantly.
Or...
is the twins on damnation hard mode rough?
Yes.
Dark Tide: Prepare To Cry
Me when im poking your eyes out
You also need a full team or you will suffer solo.
Them's my good seeing eyes.
Yep. Why ALWAYS FAV.
might set up an lfg later
Welp, time for Sire Melk's Gamblatorium.
looking for game
oh XD
or group.
yar, thank :>
"That's an intereting choice."
So's yer beard, Melk.
@somber stream
Aww ;c
You will goon to zola
DONT SAY GAMER WORDS 😭
Violently

slay slurs to them in voice, it helps
slay slurs.
yaaaas
Doom slurer
But in seriousness, why don't we have offense curios? Or just remove "defensive" from existing button...
Huge if true
Ogryn always true.
best build for havoc of veteran?
imagine a curio for speed on kills XD or something stupid
[heavy breathing]
we need like ACTUAL mods for the game, that would make me want to install them
I just started playing today and I had the absolute worst team ever.
We died on the first boss
I miss those days
I miss
I
i remember chocolate
am alpharius
FUCK AOS
nah AoS>40k
You clearly don't read a lot of 40k
Age of Sigmar literally exists to have fantasy Space Marines
All Warhammers is slop you can just have your favorite one
40k exists to sell space marines 2
truthnuke
Also AoS has more factional support for everyone
and my favourite is better than your favourite because I said so
does Age of Sigmar have the Mechanicus?
see
got my first clutch in
There is no factual arguments in slandering
I wish buying curios from MALK would show the effect or at least the number so I'd knew if something's worth looking at.
Only whatever I say is better is the truth
my heart rate has still not recovered
Congratulations
You CANNOT use good arguments or better writing
loud
LOUD ]
STOP YELLING
-# ow, my ears. ugh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
b
I know a guy who knows your guy and I'm telling him to kill you.

They know me?
I like the two sided nature of Maelstrom
just had absolute CBT
next one I'm willing to bet will be a nice, comfortable round again
I hope the AI director molests you
what the fuck
Hi cjhat
Hi maxine
Did someone say AI???!!?
GRRR AHHHHHH
No
be or buy
Cause I live continents apart
Why are you like this
Cmon guys I only want $300
Why is the anime lady saying mean things
So uhh where’s that roadmap

There's a roadmap?
Supposed to get one for this year, they said so in a blog post
Oh well they have the entire month to release it
Well depending on the wording they can release it next month too 😭
I heard it was supposed to be January 2nd 😭
Like what?
Where?
Actually acknowledging people? 
This discord and man I don’t know which blog post at this point
Oh man yeah I heard they are adding Grey Knights to the game too
Dawg cmon it’s not that far a stretch
And the next enemy faction is Necrons
I heard they are adding a skin for hadron that shows her wearing fishnets and denim shorts
So excited
No omnisiah loving servant would ever use denim
Like that
That? Not this?
This is this, that is that
Can anyone help me and my partner with mission 12? stuck on the assassination of the twins, bots get stuck up somewhere in nowhereland and we're just us two >< (or just team up to play some sidequest and grab grimoires) - Zealot & Psyker at lvl 17
Or tell me which channel is LFG since it's all crossplay now? 😮
It never going to happen but I’d love to see a voidsman outfit or class
No that
Died as it lived pointless

Could be worse
The day all my MTG cards came in the mail there were over 40 envelopes
Thank God it wasnt raining
lmao
Yikes
that of this
I have a few more i want to collect, just gets expensive
I honestly might just start buying the collectors RVR packs so I get better value
But those are $60
I see I see
Replaying mw2 campaign remaster
I collect them for art, I dont actually play it
the only one I could give a shit is pokemon cards and I don't even like pokemon I just like seeing people gamble and buying/unboxing packs
Everything is a disease from a certain point of view
I couldn't care less about it
1 Blood Angel Interceptor and a Krieg Guadsmen
-teammate says need healing
-throw down medipack
-they walk right past it
😂
I'll send in #zealot-class the pictures of the ones I bought
just let me grab the links
I'd buy them in bulk if USD to BRL wasn't such a fucking pain in the ass
1 USD = 5,37 BRL
Rough. :C
Well see it from their perspective
Buying mini's for a tabletop game about a fascist empire trying to kill every other living being that's not them might be weird for pokemon players
Our based castle - their deplorable castle
You started 😭
Well that is ironic
Alright, kill this guy
A majority of people playing Pokémon TCG is adults in denmark 😮
Cause most of the audience of pokemon is not kids that's for sure
Wait really?
Yup! was to a tournament, and 99% "masters" = adults and 1 single "junior" = under 13
Every community has a minority part that's like that
actually coded a program (to learn more about programming) to keep track of your Pokémon TCG collection, make decks, etc xD
teenagers are kids what on earth are you on about
Like Warhammer 40k dark angel's players, you know what they say
dose the stim lab attack speed effect how fast i shoot or only how fast i swing
I'd still care about the pokemon video games if the company actually gave a damn about the quality of the stuff they put out
tbf this makes sense considering the generation pokemon peaked with are in their 30s
It's been nothing but stinkers for at least the past eight years
tbh I prefer this than pokemon cultists 🍿
aaand i'm 30
dw I'm 30 this year lmao
holding onto my 20s for dear life despite knowing I lost the battle before it even began
Damn y'all are fossils
anyone know the answer to this?

The average pokemon fan is cool, they play the game and maybe the physical card game
Then you have scalpers which aren't really pokemon fans
can someone explain me how weapons stats works? there is "x" number of damage and than stats in % like damage, mobility etc. how does it work. if the weapon has for example 40 damage and i max all 80% of the damage i start to deal 72 damage?
Even on this server I wouldn't say it's very 40k or Warhammer heavy
my advice would be to not worry too much about the math, especially if you're still early on in the game
otherwise if you go to https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor you can mess with weapon %s to see what you get
ye im pretty new and i dont really care about just wanted to clarify it for me
thats light work ive said and been told way worse
average workplace convo
might wanna ask here https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1444017590748975125 But Im fairly sure there were nodes there that increase shooting speed
Don't care?
Like yeah I did too when I was edgy and 15
well he's gonna have to do that elsewhere
what did they say?
Ough
Appreciate you
Allusion to SA
wow soo edgy, was the last time you said that was in a COD lobby?
you rly showed them 😈
what is a finesse damage?
damage of weakspot hits, crits, and weakspot crit hits
and I think gives you a bit of attack speed
mouse over it on a weapon , after inspection and see
varies by weapon
unfortunately finesse is one of those terms DT uses to describe multiple things
I love it when the elevator closes during in game leaving you stranded, very cool fatshark
ive literaly never had that happen, wild
Was a first for me and another random
that's crazy
thought the button was disabled until everyone was onboard
hitting the heads is considered weakspot?
maybe someone with mods was griefing?
You know whats more annoying? Teammates not getting into the elevator, a chaos spawn grabbing you, and throwing you out of bounds in the elevator
It closed as the first 2 got off and shut in my face lmao
if it has a head, then yes
or two try hards mad about not getting top damage and kills, so they stand in the area and farm kills for 5 minutes just so they can feel less insecure in their shitty lives
It'll lock people out if they are downed from what i remember
I was the Kriegsman in that round lol. I turned around and was like, oh. Then got pounced by a hound lmao.
But yeah, I've never seen the elevator shut its doors while players are inside.
Lmao, well glad we got to finish it, loved the full get up, inspired me to buy the uniform and run the hellebore lasgun
It happens, especially on Vigil Station Oblivium
Lmao, same. Thanks, I got the game specifically to collect guardsmen from Cadia and Krieg. I will say though, Helbore is painful to use up close and personal. I prefer running a combat knife but I unironically have to use the shovel for crowd control.
Annoying as fuck lol
Seriously? I run that a lot and never seen it happen till then lmao. Crazy.
It happens to me a lot in Havoc
Ouch.
Yeah 
Hell yeah, it is kind of a pain I agree but still fun nonetheless, combat knife is solid I just love my saber and got the krieg skin for it so may aswell
It's fun getting a Gunner seed light you up from the bridge and then when the door opens, the twins just bulldoze you
Oh yeah. I have that too and forgot about it.
Rituals especially is horrible
Down to run another game together?
You want the clip? I only have the later half of the elevator.
Sure, I'm down.
Lmao yeah send it my way
good to know
Meow!
Mreow
Mrraowwww :3

Nietzsche? Like the philosopher?
New class when
It's a good source
The sun also told me that it's not gonna be Admech just to piss Mecanicus fans
We'll get orks and elders before Admech
Sister of battle?
Yeah also that
Sisters of battle when
zealot:
When we getting a medic class
I ain't healing anyone we need another dps
lol
If theres anything killing floor taught me its that medics can still do good dps
I want a class that is atrocious at damage but every other part of the kit is team support stuff
me too
I have some good news about the shovel
Hey maxine long time no see
I’m ngl idk if that really works for this game
Maybe for a pvp game but pve games don’t really work well if a character is bad at damage
Hey john
Mrrp :3
Alright
True
We do
Need more support though
We have like 3 support options
Maybe 4
Shout, bubble, healing stim thing from uhh what’s it called
Hive scum
Actually there’s zealot shout as well
Maybe it’s not so bad nvm
MELTAS ANYTHING THAT ISINT JUST A BASIC GUN
Also yes peak ball knowledge
I want meltas but see if they have that stupid god damn shotgun blast instead of the red lazer they’re meant to have
I’m gonna kill someone
Two marks one shotgun blast one for the laser
Fine
I’ll take it
Just like playing sm2 and point blank blasting a nid with the anti vehicle weapon and it’s still fighting with no visible damage is a laugh
I remember that leaving me rather peeved watching the mid tier lads take a gun that melts through steel like butter in a microwave like it’s literally nothing but a sparkler that makes them a bit crispy more than normal
What diff?
I do normally play on ruthless tbf
It’s part of the reason why I actually like darktides gun system cause firing a plasma gun makes me actually feel like I’m firing a plasma gun because it just removes whatever I want it to remove when I point at it and press the trigger
Okay
Sass aside the melta is underwhelming
It is
It is good for crowd control though even on absolute.
Also I just hate how it was shotgun-ified
When we could have just gotten a shotty
I’d forgive the enemy health if we weren’t using anti tank weapons on them
not to mention you aren’t just using meltas against canon fodder but I digress
Could you imagine? A melta that actually functions like one and imagine it firing in darktide? Good God the idea of it actually doing something makes me very happy
Sometimes you just need to suspend your disbelief for the sake of video game's being gamey.
I do enjoy sm2 a lot
I prefer it to HD2.
Waiting for the techmarine to come out
I went back to it after a break to see they've added Celestial Lions. My precious boys.
I also really want a plasma pistol
Or a hellgun
Or a sniper of some kind but I can live without that one
More energy weapons NOW we have the tech for it no more regular guns
Plasma gun is nice but I’d like a slightly weaker but faster plasma weapon
Also a bit of a stretch but I’ll take just a regular ass lmg as well
I've only just started playing so forgive my ignorance lol but I saw an Ogryn wield what looked to be a heavy bolter
Do Ogryn's exclusively get access to some of the bigger weapons?
each class has certain weapons siloed to their class, ogryn has larger options, though, yes
They got a Heavy stubber, dont think they get a boltgun
I've used that I think!
do they all have the same number of class-specific weapons?
And i look forward to using it, it looked like a lot of fun.
I think dunkin likes me, they always give me half my order for free
My local Wendy's keeps giving me extra fries. I thought it was a mistake but it's been like every time now
Last time they gave me an extra chicken nugget side too lol
So eviscerator bloodletter STILL only gives 6 stacks?!
Nah they straight up gave me $5 loaded hash and a frozen mocha free today
I really hope that guy doesnt get fired
Damn for real that is awesome
I try to tip him when I can
Eh I used to work retail too so I get it
But its probably just him wanting to get rid of supplies that expire
True. I have worked retail and even a little generosity blew people away, even if it felt like just doing the job
I made a lot of tips spotting people like 5 cents out of pocket
Based tbh
I always made them put it by the door outside the store so I wouldnt get in trouble either
every class has that
or most ones anyway
veteran exclusives are
shovel, power sword, power falchion, helbore, plasma gun
Arb vet and zealot
@covert pine ban request on this guy. drunk and refused to leave strike team.
Let him sober up and see if he apologizes
Daemonhosts, arent they basically humans that were possessed by a powerful demon?
Yes
I mean it’s a bit more complicated than that
Just change strike team
Yeah
So since its demons that Strike Teams are fighting against and there are many of them i assume, wouldnt this job be fitting for Exorcist chapter to deal with?
Daemonhosts are a person who’s had a daemon bound into them
Mm maybe but fatshark said they’re trying to focus on not using space marines
Honestly if this gets bad enough this would be grey knight territory
Grey Knights or Exorcists, either of them will do the job fast, they are demi gods, i was just shocked the first time ever to encounter a Daemonhost and how powerful it is
Do you know the trick
@sleek harness I’m going to send you to Brazil.
We'd probably be seeing death guard marines before any loyalist astartes show up
I didn't do anything this time
Sends the Skaven to Brazil
It’s just blocking and dodging backwards while your team kills it
Because I been born in Brazil
yes, i usually throw a rock at Daemonhost as Ogryn and block it with my shield, so my teammates can kill it eat
Best country
Lmao classic ogryn move
Oh is luci a granny
The creaking isn’t her power armour it’s her bones
But weirdly enoug, Abhumans are also insanely strong, maybe strong as a Grey Knight, one can easily rip the DH in half
Get the hell away from here
I didn't
I would never summon a demon
but i wonder, Ogryns in Darktide, are they made exactly after the lore when it comes to their strength and power or are they nerfed to balance the gameplay?
Ogryns could beat up a Space Marine if lucky
They’re not too far off ngl
So yeah they are nerfed
Idk they feel strong to me
They feel how I’d expect an ogryn to feel
This is also why I think enemy astartes shouldn’t show up though
We’d probably melt them like we do most other enemies
If an ogryn can get their hands on a space marine, the marine is cooked
We will get nurgle flies first
I just want plaguebearers
It’s the catching of the marine that’s the problem
for me they get easily damaged by poxwalkers and ragers and i can imagine ogryns has thick skin and requires alot more power to take little portion of health from them
Nerfed
An ogryn slapping you should gib you
Ogryn just snaps their neck if they dodge all the 30 anti-tank penetration bullets from their heavy bolter
Remember the gore glitch where ogryn slap could cut things in half
Yeah, and manages to catch the much faster marine
But if they do? Well there’s gonna be one less battle brother around
I was summoned
You weren't
I hrleard hag
I feel it’d be a better idea to get some guy with a plasma gun
@ripe tangle she is into you
Oh hey granny
Ogryns slap can definitely make DHs brain into slushice texture or maybe just fracture whole skull with one blow
Watch out
So are you actually a granny basher or does hag mean woman older than 25 to you
Not me
You’re both old
I want you to be serious about this shit don’t even play with me
35+ truly
That’s milf age
Im not
A hag is 60+
No no you’re right
Everyone is old
And also just an absolutely disgusting thing to call a woman??
18 or older is unc/aunt age
But you’re also a woman so I’ll forgive it
Weccall lucia hag because she’s like 300 years old
Hello
what in the Omnissiah name is this chat im reading....
Oh yeah I started doing that too
It's all @ripe tangle fault
Peak
You’re reading peak
Yeah she shouldnt have- OH SHIT THE TIME
Dont blame your mommy
okay see you all next time
Cya!
She isn't
you are all goobers and absolute nerds, join the imperial guardsmen and fight heretics, you are in of support brothers!
No
I am racist
Towards humans
heretic!
So like a real racist then
That’s species not race
foolish skaven hates people of colour
||this is a joke. This individual harbors no hatred of people of colour||
Confirmed
Jolly if someone reports that out of context I could get banned from discord
Like
For real
I hate human kind
Sure
I hate Thousand Sons or basically whole Chaos Legion circle, absolute savages, needs to get rid of in worst possible way
I like Nurgle
that diabetic tub of lard?
The only Chaos God who won't turn you inside out for fun
The imperium is also just a big group of savages btw
True, but not as much as chaos legion, so glad i dont live in that universe, im losing all hope for real
Funnily enough it depends
Wuh
earlier today saw someone with an antisemitic nickname
Aw shit really
What was it?
just now heard someone make a reference to a racist lie the US govt is currently promoting
Can’t believe I missed another circus monkey
On here?
It will never cease to amaze me how fascists manage to find the pieces of media specifically mocking them and go “yeah, this is approving of my viewpoints”
they either completely ignore the point or are just too fucking stupid to realize its making fun of them
It’s the latter
they just see images of the guys doing cool poses with cool weapons and go "AWOOGA"
Fascists are inherently stupid
it's insane how they some times pick the most wokest media to ever exist and try to infiltrate their fandoms
like cyberpunk fans who are far right
dude have you PLAYED THE GAME???
It’s an infection
And it spreads like wildfire
many of them can be found on Instagram
in-game
Instagram, Twitter and 4chan are the origins of this
Unfortunate
Was it one of those ones you can’t even say aloud?
Speaking of, I wish there was a way to report people in game
The other day I saw an ogryn called “LoliBreaker”
I wish I could report the bastard
If I had nitro I would send my most horrified emoji 😭
😱
This is the most horrified emoji obviously
I’m lucky I only get the funny names
Had a guy called “Hugh G Rection” a bit back
I get plenty of those, but every so often I see some unhinged shit
Like once I was chilling on the mourningstar and some dude started spamming the N word
Soft a, but still
Like spamming spamming? As in like six in one line?
I wish I could say my throwaway name but its way too nsfw for here
No, different lines
Like
This
This
This
Yeah, that’s what I meant
Least we know somebody’s a black Templar fan
(Granted they probably hear that enough) 😭
Thats why I love Disco Elysium
Cause it mocks every ideology possible
My arbitrator is called “stopresisting” all caps
my Hive Scum is called Diabetic Pigeon (like for real)
It's usually those types of media that right-wingers usually try to claim, like South Park
and GTA
Which are like
extremely "woke"
I wouldn't say Disco Elysium is extremely woke
And warhammer and helldivers
I get that warhammers satire has faded a bit but cmon, Helldivers?
not my point
Well actually I like saying progressive more
That’s “woke”
Feels like an actual word, progressive I mean
Here we go again 
Yeah
Yep, one they hate
Helldivers is so comical in their satire it's actually annoying how they don't get the point
@ grok is this true
Yeah lmfao
They literally couldn’t recognize satire if they walked in on it fucking their boyfriend

Nurgles blessing

Nah they love woke, it’s their favourite word to use
…in the open
Wait is GTA progressive? I thought it was about stealing banks and stealing guns and also other stuff
You have not played any of the games?
Tepes? Like Vlad Tepes? 
Yeah
Based
gotta stop drinking antifreeze water coolant bro
Eyo?
My favourite part is that the grifters treat the word woke like it’s a bad thing😭
I have played GTA san Andreas when I was a kid, I used to steal cars and shoot people but I got bored
Normal kids stuff
"having empathy is woke bro"
It’s just basic empathy lmao
Bro did not play gta sa
You should play the games again and really pay attention to the story lmao
especially 4 and V, they're really woke compared to others
“I hate wokeness”
translating
“I hate minorities and women and I kiss my sister”
I mean I played it as a child so yeah I couldn't grasp anything 😭
I’m gonna horny post real quick.
I want a sister prine to gut me with a chainsword before cutting my head off uwu
forgot about cheating on their wife with a guy on grindr
Type shit
I played it as a kid too and finished it , skill issue 
last week i woke up with diarrhea, should have never drank that chocolate milk
Oh yeah I played Monster hunter as a kid and finished it
I was about to say that’s crazy
But
I’ve posted before about how I want lady Maria to tear my heart out of my chest
Monster hunter 1
Peak mw2
So I’m not one to talk
Chocolate milk of doom and despair
Fuck the mw2 2022 gooners
Also real
Lady Maria please visceral me mommy 🙏

what in emperors name
Ma’am, I respectfully ask that you hit a parry on me so volatile I should be able to feel it through the screen
Lmfao yeah
Whenever there’s a fascist meetup you know grindr servers are going down
Based
Bro doesn’t know ball

Need ts
cant know elite ball of 20 different genres
Many such cases
I live and breathe based
Play bloodborne
Also look up lady Maria and you’ll understand what I mean
I once made a post wishing for my necron overlord flayed one wife to wear me as a coat…… I think I have several problems
from 40k?
Look all I’m saying is, I’d love it if a lady absolutely eviscerated my corpse for her own amusement :3
So you mean every time a republican politician has a rally and or party?
Yall wanna know my bday haul?
Also on the note of parrying, it makes the game trivial
Bloodborne is high key not that hard ngl
=3
No.
Anyone else have answers?
What in the goddamn?
Oh, Lady Maria from Bloodborne
Happy birthday koz
Also, hello all. :)
I mean yeah that’s what I said
Fascist meetup
Dude! Was thinking the same
grassyass Max =3
Never seen anyone use this variant
Fuck you
Merry birfmas!
Very happy to platinum it parrying miss yharnam
=3 is my trademark now. NO ELSE CAN USE EM
DAWG
I want whoever decided you need to do chalice dungeons to platinum the game on a cross
my bf is an unc if anything
grassyass
Dw I’ll be joining you with unc status soon
I turn 18 on the 14th
I will join you in the stake burning made the play through take so much longer😭
damn, ive beem an unc...
Even though I just looked up a seed to go right to her it was still ass
Sorry, just how the artillery booms
Old
As I am foolish I did the entire thing EVERY CHALACE DUNGEON AT A TIME
artillery...like the artillery witchs...from trench crusade? TRENCH CRUSADE MENTIONED!!!!!! GRAHHHH!
idk but I'm not going to say it either way
I’m surprised you have enough shreds of sanity to type this
Chalice dungeons suck
They’re just shit
I am asailed by whispers at the chaos gods
Eh you’ll be fine
Even worse…… IM EASTERN EUROPEIAN AHHHHHHHHHH
Ew
A European
Perhaps that’s why I was able to resist the insanity of the chalice dungeon because I used to live in one
I was able to resist any madness of bloodborne because Yharnam is just downtown Winnipeg
It’s scary down there
Now I live in bc which is far more akin to Elden ring with more trees

Brtish Columbia
I hate that province purely because it contains the word brtish
Unlike the reason I hate Quebec
Wich is because it contains the French
Slop crusade
You ever wonder if you yourself are in an echo chamber?
War games are just modelslop
:[
Two sides of the worst coin
Huge
BUT 1914 DEMONS
Sounds boring
:[
It’s a wargame therefore it’s slop
I partake in more modelslop then I should
Any model partaking is slop consumption
I, however, am a happy little pig eating his slop
Youre prolly the one other person i know that reads TC here buddy 
still no book
yet.
*prolly the only person I know that reads
Sorry brah
erm its acksully a universe
Uhh
It is a wargame tabletop tho
He aint wrong 
THE GAME IS SET IN THE UNIVERSE
I barely read
Like I’m actually only about maybe 3/4ths through dark imperium
Well duhdoy, it has its own lore
So is real life
Wich is just realslop
TPs on da top

did Morrow lost his hair completely from stress or Zola shaved his egg head as prank when he slept
I've only prolly read Descent of Angels
And tidbits from Son of the Forest
Both
He was balding from stress but Zola cut the rest off
no wonder he sounds so rough and grumpy all the time
bald rooster
I’m ngl
I don’t really have the attention span for books anymore
I used to read whole series
My wallet craves more necrons
I’m a marineslop enjoyer
I just like their armour
Funnily enough I do think space marine models are like actually slop
yeah leaning into audio books more atm
Sponk Marines
I play death gaurd and thousand Sons to
Oh I don’t play 40k, I just paint
I do play peakbowl tho
*guard

Hell I grew up on WoW
I’ve been a slop consumer my whole life
Seemed like a decent shooter
my first console game was prolly god of war, thinking about it
I genuinely still run gears of war 3 horde to this day once a month
Even if i have to solo it I do all 50 waves
Dont think I've tried any of their games ngl 
There will be boss waves that take 30 minutes solo because a lambent berserker is horrible solo
Ive seen gameplay thats about it
I will buy you 3 if you have an xbox just to run horde
Its the only reason I still use mine
Dont have an xbox 











