general-chat

[sleek harness]

Actually

I think it's all the specialists

[faint charm]

yellow/green colored flamer also maniac no?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[nocturne bloom]

It became very apparent in Iraq, Afghanistan, fallujah etc

[gilded socket]

I want a PASGT vest and helmet so badlyyyyyyyyy

[nocturne bloom]

I still have all my uncles equipment from vietnam

Flak jacket, helm and all

[faint charm]

they issued me some shitty bandoliers

and helmet

[twin flower]

What yall talking about

[faint charm]

when i was in army

and still young

[nocturne bloom]

I also have an American trench shovel from ww1

[gilded socket]

I only got my uncle’s iraq uniforms

[faint charm]

and had dreams and shit

[gilded socket]

And his e-tool

[somber stream]

Back in 2017, even with how abyssmal dogshite the bundeswehr was back then, the tactic was sound. We're not meant to form a 'defensive barrier' like firebase or trench lines

[faint charm]

yeah shovel

never used it tho

[somber stream]

The idea is FOBS and fast react tactics, hit and runs

Modern warfare and drone fuck you up real good

[faint charm]

gas mask is actually useful when cleaning septic tank

[sleek harness]

Yall really that old and have been on World War 1 to know this?

[faint charm]

nah i got conscripted

[somber stream]

Rapid Mechanized Infantry was supposed to be the spear of the army, but considering how FPVs popped up everywhere these day, hard to tell what's next

[nocturne bloom]

I have a very stained Hungarian gas mask from a little after ww2

[jaunty path]

Have you before

[faint charm]

yeah i was like

the company cleaner

[low glen]

also do curios types matter like reliquary or caged?

[jaunty path]

Oh I see

Also was you don't have that job anymore?

[sleek harness]

No

[nocturne bloom]

I used one when my dog got sick

[faint charm]

wat

yeah i got discharged

[low glen]

ahh so purely cosmetic

[jaunty path]

It seems like cleaning jobs get very good pay

as gross as it is. I

[faint charm]

nah i got like

140000 krw for month

[jaunty path]

think I can do it, maybe.

[faint charm]

about 100 USD

in a month

[astral basin]

In war, upwards of 75% of all lead from bullets never actually hit a soft target
The mere existence of the possibility that bullets were down range was enough to prevent advancement
And with machine guns, even if there were brave soldiers making the attempt, the possibility of anyone advancing became slim to none without serious injury

[jaunty path]

oh.

Where are you from

[nocturne bloom]

That highly depends

[faint charm]

south korea

[somber stream]

Korean?

Lol

[jaunty path]

well shit lmao

[low blade]

If you ever see someones Vet with a beard tell them to shave so they get a proper seal on their rebreathers and gas masks

[faint charm]

yeah

[astral basin]

Now we just alt+delete w drones ye

[faint charm]

i was a rifleman

unfortunately

[somber stream]

How long did you have to serve? 18 months?

[faint charm]

18 months

but i got discharged early due to health issues

[somber stream]

Any bullying from sergeant?

[faint charm]

nah

they were all cool

[somber stream]

Lucky

[faint charm]

it was a shitty unit so

[somber stream]

A guy working with me got bullied hard during his service

[faint charm]

if the unit is shitty people tend to become nice

[astral basin]

This has been disproven a lot
The us treats soldiers as assets (by contract, they are. Literally property of the government during service)
Same with no bars in commissary. But i hear the food gets good sometimes

[somber stream]

He said the other guys jacked off on the toilet walls and made him scrub them clean

[faint charm]

lmaoo

yeah i can see that happen

[low blade]

The US? By jove sir, I only know the Imperium of Man

[faint charm]

in general tired 24/7 soldiers = no bully
bored soldiers = bully

in ROK army

[twin flower]

Why arent speaking in High Gothic then

[astral basin]

The imperium is primarily british good sir
Truly terrifying

[low blade]

I'm but a humble Guardsman

[twin flower]

Its jover

[faint charm]

some people do spend their extra time and energy to bully other boys

[astral basin]

Guard? High gothic?
Ha.

[faint charm]

naughty

[thick fog]

dreg ragers, specialists except pox hound and bombers

[faint charm]

wish i had some interesting event in my rifleman arc

[somber stream]

High gothic is for noble born and those who studied in the Schola

[faint charm]

huh

[somber stream]

Schola Progenium

They fart out Sisters of Battle, Commissars and Scions

[faint charm]

i wonder if the emperor could speak korean

or hindi

[arctic escarp]

welcome back RP

[faint charm]

so he can say he loves me

softly

[somber stream]

Wait i know this

Sarang heh?

[faint charm]

Yeah

Thank you i needed that

[gilded socket]

Dude i want a fucking T-Block BDU top so badly but theyre super rare

[somber stream]

You're welcome

[jaunty path]

Apparently, I got an appointment today with my psychiarist.

[faint charm]

sanctioned?

[formal ridge]

Helping my buddy get his Hard mode Karnak twins clear, puzzle already done. Anyone wanna help me fight with those two devils?

[jaunty path]

yea

sanctioned psychiarist

[faint charm]

cool

[twin flower]

apparently? Did you miss it

[jaunty path]

no I got one in 9 hours

I should go to sleep soon.

[twin flower]

Ah, was worded out that made it sound like it already passed

[arctic escarp]

go to sleep ya dunce

[nocturne bloom]

Its ok, its half past 5 and I have work at 1

[twin flower]

Lotta night owls around here I've noticed

[arctic escarp]

not really

different timezones

[nocturne bloom]

Im up for the homies in different timezones

They are important to me

[arctic escarp]

ay

[gilded socket]

Oh i found a website that sells reproductions of T-Block BDU’s

NICE

[twin flower]

See some people say sometime like its almost like 5 in the morning , like they havent slept at all

[arctic escarp]

me losing sleep because the homie is online and I like talking with em

[twin flower]

so idk

[nocturne bloom]

Oh I havent

I woke up at 8am to clear snow

[twin flower]

Whats that?

Living in a tropical region we just get cold ass winds

wanna see snow one day in person

[nocturne bloom]

Would you like a picture i took a year ago outside my house

[somber stream]

Please do

[nocturne bloom]

An average day in this miserable area

[gilded socket]

T-Block was one of few urban BDU’s prototyped and tested by the us’s military. T-Block in particular has a unknowingly special place in my heart as it was piloted by the marine corps of which my uncle who is very dear to me was in

[somber stream]

He lied, it's beautiful

[gilded socket]

T-Block uniforms did not make the cut

And so actual issued uniforms are hard to come by

But i found a company making 1-1 reproductions

And i might buy the top

[nocturne bloom]

Yes because going to sleep when its pouring rain and waking up to a foot of snow is beautiful

[modern bobcat]

Frankfurt always uses the excuse it was destroyed during the war for why it still looks so shit XD

(80 years later)

[twin flower]

How come?

[nocturne bloom]

Got people caught more than not

Just wasnt good

Was issued more as an experiment

Its overrated and is more of a collectors piece

[modern bobcat]

They should get rid of military uniforms entirely and replace them with Athleisure Wear

[gilded socket]

Didnt work as well as they wanted it to

[twin flower]

Guess the colors would sorta stand out depending where you are

[gilded socket]

They staged a military operation with the navy to see how it worked in simulated combat

[nocturne bloom]

It just outright made you standout

[thick tulip]

Do people generally just keep with 1 class or switch up every few games?

[gilded socket]

Think it was roughly 6,000 uniforms?

Little more

[nocturne bloom]

Its like the digi camouflage crap, it, and I quote "looks like a walking couch cushion"

[twin flower]

I've only every played Vet since starting so

[modern bobcat]

Once you've completed penances a lot of people switch regularly

[gilded socket]

I hate marpat so fucking much

[arctic escarp]

I constantly rotate classes

[gilded socket]

The marines one isnt so bad

Still

Fugly

[twin flower]

What's their current color now

[modern bobcat]

Does gif posting work or have they removed it?

I want to gif post

[twin flower]

Its been gone since a while now

[gilded socket]

Marines marpat is greens

[twin flower]

You can do it at the other channels tho

[gilded socket]

And black

[modern bobcat]

Ok, imagine I responded with the "get rotated" shark gif

[thick tulip]

I see. Fair. Was thinking. Because I was even switching a lot before my characters were 30.
(Got ogryn to 30 yesterday)

[twin flower]

pretty standard issue then i'd imagine

[nocturne bloom]

Can only get so fancy

Double kneed pair of vietnam era pants I have are over $100 in crap condition

[delicate kite]

question

why

cant fatfish just dump all available cosmetics in the store

instead of rotating it

what the fok

[twin flower]

well its technically an antique I guess?

[arctic escarp]

im rotatin yo ass how bout that

gonna spin around like a fidget spinner

[delicate kite]

spin me right round

[modern bobcat]

They could easily do a Helldivers 2 (as much as I hate the game ...) model where they just put all the cosmetics into the store bundled into lists

[arctic escarp]

this is VT2 model

but Fatshark works backwards

[modern bobcat]

Yes, VT2 style would be perfect

I forgot about that for a moment

[gilded socket]

Its really ugly

[knotty terrace]

fuck why do people give the ogryn class allot of shit

i find it fun

[modern bobcat]

I do wish they'd just make Aquilae a more readily earnable currency

[arctic escarp]

yeah...

[twin flower]

prolly some science behind, no?

[gilded socket]

I wish there was some reliable reproduction tiger stripe bdu ngl

[nocturne bloom]

HD2 store has rotational items, its not all there

[gilded socket]

Yes and no

I domt know the detaild about marpat

Mainly because i fucking hate it

[twin flower]

fair enough

[modern bobcat]

I haven't played since last April, but at that time there were 4-5 sets

you could unlock with in-game currency

or spend money to unlock all at once

Maybe they've modified it to create more FOMO

[gilded socket]

And because im more interested in past experimental/developed camouflage

[nocturne bloom]

There are i believe 16 pages in the superstore, one page is rotated every now and then

Some armor sets havent been back in a while

I think one of those is the heavy chem armor

[modern bobcat]

I had to stop playing Helldivers2

Too much griefing on hardest difficulties

from players wasting reinforce budget or dropping arty on team

[nocturne bloom]

Me soloing bot missions with just an exploding crossbow

[twin flower]

what other experiments did they have

[modern bobcat]

I liked playing kinda stealthy and using positioning to blow up nests/factories

I quit before they added the Protoss

[nocturne bloom]

They added sneak armor

In the halo colab

[astral basin]

Hard truth of helldivers
Reds being dropped at mates feet
And lack of call in

[nocturne bloom]

Honestly the only gun in the halo warbond i liked was the smg

The suppressor actually works

[somber stream]

The shotgun fucks, wth

[nocturne bloom]

Other than that its a worse Knight

[nocturne bloom]

Dont care, double freedom exists

[somber stream]

Imagine loading every 2 shots

[modern bobcat]

Last I played, the flame/Dragon's Breath shotgun was still meta

[gilded socket]

There’s probably a list on wikipedia

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine shooting an 8 gauge shotgun that only penetrates light armor

[modern bobcat]

Speaking of which.... we need a flame shotgun in Darktide

[somber stream]

Just like how shotgun works irl

[twin flower]

We do though

Its just ass

[nocturne bloom]

Still slaps on bugs and squids

[somber stream]

You don't go through plates with buckshots

[modern bobcat]

Wait which one is the flame shotgun??

[nocturne bloom]

8 gauge licht

Not 12

[somber stream]

Same deal

[twin flower]

one of combat shottys

i can't remember the mk name

[modern bobcat]

I have not used that weapon once since I got the mastery skin

I've blocked its existence from my mind

[somber stream]

Slug maybe, 8 gauge of bucks are the same

[twin flower]

Fair, most people only use the Agri Shotty anyway

[modern bobcat]

I don't think I even used it WHILE I was mastering it

[dull hamlet]

Stay hydrated

[twin flower]

Which I believe is the slug one, iirc

[nocturne bloom]

Licht

8 gauge is used to blow holes in metal irl

[twin flower]

Shotguns are devastating yeah

[somber stream]

Slug yeah, not bucks

[nocturne bloom]

So much so its used industrially

No, buck

[twin flower]

I mean no suit if bullet proof at close range

[nocturne bloom]

Buck is also used on furnace buildup

[modern bobcat]

I watched some of the Dark Heresy alpha

[twin flower]

How is it

[modern bobcat]

Looks like it will be an absolute banger

Also Ogryn companion

[twin flower]

RT was pretty well received as well so I imagine it will be

[modern bobcat]

obvious GOTY all years

[trail bramble]

I thought industrial shotguns just used powder ngl

[nocturne bloom]

Mind you the same criticism can be made of the double freedom, thats supposed to be 4 gauge which honestly it does seem fair

[modern bobcat]

Any game with Ogryns is a clear GOTY contender

[nocturne bloom]

Ik they use powder on furnaces etc. Slugs are more common than buck but its definitely used

[twin flower]

Were there even any 40k games that got nominated for goty

[trail bramble]

space marine 2 got nominated for something the year it came out

[modern bobcat]

This is because too few people know how glorious Ogryns are

[twin flower]

Did it make nominee?

[hushed cipher]

guh,..

[modern bobcat]

People think Warhammer is all about huge roid dudes in tin cans with bolt guns

but Warhammer is actually about huge Ogryns and their friendly rocks

[twin flower]

The gryns

[tired steeple]

hello

[twin flower]

tbf, not alotta people know 40k from where I locally live either

[trail bramble]

yeah, nominated for best action and best multiplayer in 2024

[twin flower]

Oh nice

[tired steeple]

remember when 40k was barely talked about

[twin flower]

I didnt see that

wasnt that interested back then

but am like

liking recent introductions about it prolly some time 2 years ago

[tired steeple]

I got into the setting back shortly before darktide came out

[twin flower]

was just lowkey a tourist

i didnt get the whole bulky super soldiers aesthetic as well

[trail bramble]

no
literally some of my earliest memories are of my brother painting the old steelcast chaos marines, it's been a part of my life since forever

[amber delta]

I miss when 40k was barely talked about

[tired steeple]

steelcast?

oh yeah

[twin flower]

but i dig the design now, idk if its like a acquired taste sort of thing

[tired steeple]

minis used to be metal

[astral basin]

Sawed off 10 guage
Byebye wrists

[tired steeple]

I will say

I knew of the video "thin your paints" long before I got into 40k

[sleek harness]

You miss 30k then

[amber delta]

no

[sleek harness]

Then you miss nothing?

Strange

[twin flower]

Do you miss warpstone?

[amber delta]

your mom is strange

[sleek harness]

I dropped that shit

[twin flower]

why you bringing his mom into it

[modern bobcat]

I miss beaky helmets

[sleek harness]

Whoa dude, I thought we were friends

[twin flower]

Mk 2 Helmets

[sleek harness]

Why so fixed on my mother tho?

Do you like

Want to know her?

[amber delta]

she's the best mom

[timber elk]

rides in on a velociraptor and stops next to the skaven hi everyone! ^^

[twin flower]

[tired steeple]

Okay

[twin flower]

Sheeple

[tired steeple]

So my favourite helmet was the old mk4 I thibk

[sleek harness]

Indeed

Or

Somewhat

[tired steeple]

Dawn of war games had them

[timber elk]

Wha

[modern bobcat]

I thought this emoji got cancelled

[sleek harness]

Lamb

Did you know

It's 2

Of

[tired steeple]

Was it mk3?

[twin flower]

Oh, did it?

[sleek harness]

January

[twin flower]

YOU

[timber elk]

I did not

[tired steeple]

Jan 6

The guy was pretty shitty

[timber elk]

Who?

[sleek harness]

And also it's 2026

Crazy right?

[tired steeple]

I forgot his name

[twin flower]

[tired steeple]

There’s a reason pogchamp was replaced

[twin flower]

I just typed pog in my moji

[tired steeple]

It’s fine

[twin flower]

and it was just there lmao

[tired steeple]

Not everyone knows

They were pretty quiet about it

[modern bobcat]

We should make all Darktide themed emojis

we need a POGryn champ

[tired steeple]

Don’t we have one

[modern bobcat]

[tired steeple]

[modern bobcat]

Wait we do

[timber elk]

Jan 6th?

[twin flower]

Lmao

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[modern bobcat]

[tired steeple]

He had some uhh

[timber elk]

Oh you’re talking about a person!?

[tired steeple]

Interesting comments regarding the capitol riot

Yeah

[timber elk]

Oh

[tired steeple]

The original pogchamp guy

Before they changed it

[twin flower]

Wonder why

[timber elk]

ANYWAY

before we get those stinky political guys in here

[tired steeple]

So there’s the context

[timber elk]

NOOOOOO

[twin flower]

What do y'all thing a Mountain Chicken is

[timber elk]

Shhhhhhh

[tired steeple]

A frog

[timber elk]

A chicken?

[tired steeple]

A toad, sorry

[twin flower]

I thought it was a big ass chicken but noh

It is a frog

toad, whatever they are

[nocturne bloom]

Evading politics in this server is like trying to walk out of a minefield a teammate dropped on you in helldivers

[trail bramble]

I'm going to guess they make a noise like a chicken

[timber elk]

I’ve done it multiple times and succeed I’ll do it again

[nocturne bloom]

These fields are spread ever more thick

[timber elk]

They are beyond my reality so they cannot dictate my reality

[nocturne bloom]

May your innocence forever be untainted

[modern bobcat]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[timber elk]

I longer have innocence. I just choose to- he ruined the vibe

[nocturne bloom]

Wow like I dont hear that at work every day

[timber elk]

starts smashing his fist into the desk

[twin flower]

dont you mean

hooves

[timber elk]

No

I have hands

[twin flower]

abomination!

[modern bobcat]

I do too, it's ok

I've chosen to embrace every meme

[nocturne bloom]

EXCUSE me

They are called cloven hooves

Get it RIGHT

People these days

[twin flower]

tomatoe tomato

[timber elk]

The worst part of my work is that I’m surrounded by boomers are completely doom and gloom. Joke with high school jokes like 67 and talk about Politics. Thankfully my boss is chill so I can have my ear buds in.

[nocturne bloom]

Try working at a middle school

[twin flower]

oof

[timber elk]

I would much prefer the middle school over these sack of saggy flesh and crippled bones

[nocturne bloom]

I fight demons in the breakroom

[ivory dawn]

Oof, fucken been there

[timber elk]

My sanity might drop but at least I don’t have to worry about my dog shit co-workers

Especially one of my co-workers who gets his “information” from YouTube

[twin flower]

I think I'd prefer old people

[jaunty path]

Kill him.

Now.

Listen to the voices.

[twin flower]

Prolly have more interesting things to say than middle schoolers

[timber elk]

I told him “that’s like if a nurse walked up to me and said don’t worry I learned this from YouTube”

[jaunty path]

Chatgbt surgeon

[twin flower]

Lmao

Its happening

[jaunty path]

Can you

[timber elk]

Trust me. This old guy is nuttier than a squirrel

[jaunty path]

specify the.....so called information- Oh fucking no.

Oh no.

[timber elk]

He sees himself as a “alpha”

[jaunty path]

OH no....

[twin flower]

Oh no?

[jaunty path]

How old is he

exactly

[nocturne bloom]

King of the junjle even

[timber elk]

Late 60s

[jaunty path]

He's cooked

yeah.

My dad is similar

[hushed cipher]

Ew

[timber elk]

Trust me. I know

He also smokes like a fucking chimney

[sleek harness]

Who the in helly is alpha

[hushed cipher]

Me

[earnest oyster]

ME

[hushed cipher]

🐺

[earnest oyster]

IM THE ALPHA CAT

[twin flower]

No me

[jaunty path]

The consequences of never teaching the socratic method

[hushed cipher]

AWOOOOOOOOOOO

[jaunty path]

Infact

[twin flower]

🐺

[timber elk]

He coughs up flume and complains he can’t breathe when the pizza shop gets to hot

[sleek harness]

I regret existing

[jaunty path]

you don't even need to learn the socratic method to apply the socratic method

its just questioning what you consume

[twin flower]

I regret a lot

[timber elk]

I tell him “yeah no shot you can’t breathe. Your constant smoking cigs like a fucking smokehouse with jerkey”

[twin flower]

heh

[modern bobcat]

Maybe you could hang some raw meat next to him

and turn it into a business

[twin flower]

prolly still thinks you dont get cancer from ciggys

with like old man cough on it ?

hell naah

[timber elk]

Hell no than he’ll complain how about us yongesters have it easier and shouldn’t be using a smoker

[modern bobcat]

Artisan jerky, smoked by a personal artisan smoker

[timber elk]

Dude is a complete whack job

[twin flower]

I guess its either that or a chill old dude huh

[hushed cipher]

I hate old people

[twin flower]

Well fair

[hushed cipher]

👎👎👎

[timber elk]

I would rather have the chill old dude over the nutty political/doomsday/ nut head

[twin flower]

Real

[hushed cipher]

Actually majority of old people (women) were always extremely nice to me at my old job. There was only one creepy old man incident

[twin flower]

Guess it depends on the people stil

[somber stream]

👴

[hushed cipher]

AH

KILL HIM

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

Dude is the legit worst. I told him “is there literally anything else you talk about other than those three topics?” He wasn’t happy and than said to me “you play video games every day when you should have responsibilities”

[twin flower]

Bro went there

[hushed cipher]

Dawg said that to you while you were at work currently?

[timber elk]

Not at work now but I’m giving examples

[twin flower]

Did you give him what for

[timber elk]

Like there was a time when we were talking about Norse and Greek mythology. He got extremely loud when I told him people still believe in those olds gods.

[hushed cipher]

I meant when he said that to you lmao

[timber elk]

Yeah

[hushed cipher]

"You should have responsibilities"
"I am at my responsibility, sir"

[twin flower]

Love those kinds of topics tho

[timber elk]

He’s supposedly a “Christian” and got really upset when I told him “yeah people still worship gods of Norse and Greek”

[tawdry shell]

I’m intrigued now

[timber elk]

Don’t be. Dude thinks yelling the loudest is winning an argument now.

[twin flower]

There will always be people like that imo

Prolly better to just walk aaway in most cases

[tawdry shell]

What a specimen

[timber elk]

He’s just an old sad man is all he is who has no friends and life. He thinks being an alpha is good when in reality you need a good strong set of morals and character.

[earnest oyster]

i listen to alpha cat podcasts

one day i'll be an alpha cat myself

[hushed cipher]

I cannot believe people call themselves alphas 😭😭

[twin flower]

What do cats talk about

[timber elk]

It’s cringe

[jaunty path]

My father

[timber elk]

It really is

[hushed cipher]

Mall

Mall

[low blade]

White Supremacists and Theater Kids, mostly. But nevertheless

[hushed cipher]

MILK

[twin flower]

Dad's old man was like this ngl lmao, didnt help he was an alcoholic

[jaunty path]

I hate how influcenial his kind are on this fucking country

[tawdry shell]

Facts. I feel bad for a lot of the uncs. Too old and dumb to change their ways making them and everyone around them miserable m.

[twin flower]

Why Mall?

[earnest oyster]

catching rats, catfood, other cats, being alpha

[timber elk]

Especially when he broke up with his last girlfriend. He put in his tinder profile “am a alpha male looking for a significant other”

[jaunty path]

people are bought by bravado more than anything

logic? out the window

[hushed cipher]

If I heard that irl I would be snorting and laughing

[hushed cipher]

I attempted saying Malk:[

[fiery wave]

World domination... After this nap... maybe.

[twin flower]

Reminds me of that one episode from Love Death Robts lmao

[earnest oyster]

people are just big weird cats

[twin flower]

good show

[twin flower]

malk 🥛

[fiery wave]

Eh?

[fiery wave]

Malk bux?

[timber elk]

Ugh I could go on but I’m getting a headache just by thinking of that idiot of a co-worker

[fiery wave]

Someone wants to farm those?

[twin flower]

A compilation of animated shows from Netflix iirc, there was one about a cat that rebelled against humans lmao

called "Love Death and Robots"

[timber elk]

He once invited me to a “hardcore DnD session with some hardcore DnD players”, I got some weird vibes from it and told him I’m not longer interested in that stuff

[fiery wave]

Sounds sus.

[twin flower]

What makes it Hardcore

[acoustic pebble]

Fem Outlaw: "I like a big strong man who knows his way around carnage" / "Maybe I don't want anything to happen to you, ever think of that?"

Male Professional: "Giggitty"

[fiery wave]

Sounds like you need a sub.

[timber elk]

Plus it was other of the blue too

[twin flower]

Nice

[jaunty path]

tf dude he sounds like a character I wouldve gone just to see how hardcore it was

[twin flower]

he wants you in his basement

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional got the existence rizz

[twin flower]

defo sus

[timber elk]

He is a character. A 2D note of a character

[jaunty path]

😭

genuinely

[timber elk]

Blanker than a piece of paper

[jaunty path]

I'd expect people like that to be in like

a comic book

but no

these individuals ARE real

[tawdry shell]

Does anyone feel like checking out some music?

[low blade]

Thats all good but the best flirting is Male LC and ANY woman involved in any sort of law enforcement

[jaunty path]

I require music tbh

[timber elk]

Nope. Dudes three traits are 1. Smoking. 2. Smoking and 3. Smoking

That’s all I can actually think of any meaning thing

[acoustic pebble]

Wait til you see the Female Authoritarian and Male Professional

[jaunty path]

Im sure hes much deeper than that. people aren't defined by their vices

[acoustic pebble]

They tease like high school crushes

[tawdry shell]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5JyYrVTVbbzcCbGdwWlKBC?si=CNOVSaoXQ82-oq0pNTQ7xQ this is my stuff on Spotify lol 😂

[jaunty path]

He will die young though

[timber elk]

Missus I promise you.

[jaunty path]

actually

[timber elk]

He’s not

[jaunty path]

My grand mother isssss

[timber elk]

He really really really isn’t

[jaunty path]

in her 70s

and smokes lik a chimney

[acoustic pebble]

And funnily enough, Female Outlaw doesn't flirt with the LC once

[jaunty path]

Been smoking since 16 iirc

[low blade]

Male LC makes a pass at Fem Authoritarian at one point. He also makes a pass and flusters the female Savant. Both of these occur after they call him out on being less than legal in his activities

[acoustic pebble]

Oi! Talking about me?!

[twin flower]

Dear lawd

Is she attached to an iron lung

[timber elk]

He don’t have any hobbies. He hates all kinds of new music, thinks the new music is “whiny and whiny”

[low blade]

Basically if a cop comes up he's breaking out the charm

[timber elk]

He legit doesn’t bring up family

[low blade]

He's a male Badgebunny

[jaunty path]

Sounds very simplistic

[jaunty path]

probably doesnt like em very much..

[surreal ermine]

hardcore dnd aka a good chance its just gonna be poop suffering mode

[earnest oyster]

🤔 me fr fr

[twin flower]

le bingoid

hello

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional and Female Authoritarian flirt quite a bit. He even calls her 'lass' and she liked it

[twin flower]

Egh

[timber elk]

Nope. He just simply doesn’t bring them up. He has a son. But strangely the son never talks to him.

[twin flower]

i wonder why

[jaunty path]

he sounds quite flat minded, im sure if you talk enough to him and maybe probe him on his interests, you'll pry depth out of him

[jaunty path]

Oh no

[timber elk]

I’ve tried but he’s a boomer

[jaunty path]

he could be a dead beat dad

💀

[twin flower]

[tawdry shell]

All the nicotine cooked his brain

[timber elk]

He has mentioned he’s done meth in the past (I highly doubt that) but maybe

[twin flower]

I mean

if its amurica

[jaunty path]

theres always the chance mfs aren't exagerrating 💀

[twin flower]

prolyl highly likely

[timber elk]

I don’t know how that is relevant but he’s mentioned he done all sort of “crazy”

[tawdry shell]

Never done meth but I used to put my addedall prescription in my espresso 💀

[twin flower]

Huh

[jaunty path]

some ppl are just dead honest about that shit

then again

[twin flower]

Is it better on the expresso?

[jaunty path]

some can lie just to see more interesting as people..

[jaunty path]

Nothing specific huh

[timber elk]

Regardless of if he did meth or not. he just simply doesn’t bring up anything other than politics. Religion or doomsday stuff.

[jaunty path]

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah

[surreal ermine]

this would be a fucking nightmare dnd

[jaunty path]

probably a youtube shorts binger.

[jaunty path]

NO ITD BE FUNNY

def..

[timber elk]

Dead ass? He watches A.i slop

[twin flower]

Hah

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

I mean if it keeps him busy I guess

[timber elk]

He once tried to show me a “UFO video” and I told him that’s just A.i

[twin flower]

What'd he say afterwards

[earnest oyster]

well some ai slop is so bad it loops back around to being good again

[acoustic pebble]

Many people love AI slop for some reason, I see plenty of it on Twitter

[timber elk]

He said “noooo it’s actual footage from sans Francisco”

[acoustic pebble]

Like one where a Monkey saves a rabbit from a Komodo dragon

[twin flower]

I think the funniest AI slop I saw

Was that 100 men vs biugfoot thing lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Sadly they don't know that Rabbit will fucking die soon

[jaunty path]

The product of a severely uneducated population

like

is it OBVIOUS AI slop?

[timber elk]

It’s not even being uneducated. He’s just fucking stupid

[glad edge]

<angry screaming over dunderheads agitating daemonhosts for no bloody reason>

'M okay.

[timber elk]

It was obvious

[acoustic pebble]

Use rockets

[twin flower]

rockets

[timber elk]

Missus he’s like 70 years old. He probably couldn’t tell a hair dryer to a fucking spark plug

[twin flower]

how come these scooms get to have one and the vet dont

[glad edge]

Can't use what I ain't got! I didn't even expect someone to be so daft as to just unload a mag into a fully sleeping daemonhost, seen?!

[acoustic pebble]

Sorry, need to know basis

[jaunty path]

thats sad

[timber elk]

My co-worker is just a over all dumbass

[modern bobcat]

Does the Ogryn Heavy have any good interactions?

[acoustic pebble]

PLENTY

[twin flower]

[acoustic pebble]

Basically, the other Ogryns are his sons

[gilded socket]

Dude im so nasty with a shotgun on this game on roblox

[acoustic pebble]

And everyone else is his 'Sweethearts'

[timber elk]

Is it called examination?

[glad edge]

sweet'earts.

[gilded socket]

I got a 50 kill streak

[timber elk]

Oh nvm

[gilded socket]

No its weird gun game

[acoustic pebble]

Sweet'arts

[modern bobcat]

Why this man out here playing Roblox when Darktide exists?

[timber elk]

I hate Roblox >:[

[twin flower]

Sweet tarts

[modern bobcat]

You should be getting 5000 kills with a shotgun in Havoc 40

[twin flower]

i've neveer experienced playing roblox

[acoustic pebble]

Sweet arts

[twin flower]

sweet ahh

[glad edge]

sweet parts

[acoustic pebble]

Lucky fella

[timber elk]

I don’t know I saw this weird Roblox game and I figured I try it but despite being on a series x. Roblox fucking loves to skip and crash

[fiery wave]

I feel like if you are over 16, you shouldn't be on that.

[earnest oyster]

i tried installing roblox when i was 6, it didnt work, i thought it was a scam game, never tried again LOL

[gilded socket]

I just play shooters in 80s to 90s marine corps uniforms

[timber elk]

Sorry….

[twin flower]

[acoustic pebble]

Also, the only one annoyed by the Heavy Ogryn is ironically the Male Loose Cannon

[twin flower]

If its an interesting looking game I get interested

[surreal ermine]

roblox has got a lot of actually pretty cool stuff in it these days, but theres a ton of slop and yeah i feel like a 10 year old sometimes on it

grave digger is sick as hell

[gilded socket]

I only play roblox for the original shooter games they have

And some cod zombies clones

[jaunty path]

Games a fuckin game plus roblox games have some genuinely good video games.

[twin flower]

they have originals?

[timber elk]

Well at least I’m not the only one than

[jaunty path]

If you're not being a creeper, why fucking care????

[gilded socket]

I dunno

[timber elk]

What’s a creeper?

Oh wait nvm

[gilded socket]

Theres like this one roblox cod zombies clone ive been playing for like 3 years

[earnest oyster]

it's not like roblox cares either

[gilded socket]

Its actually very good

[twin flower]

Its those green things from minecraft

[acoustic pebble]

Explody Greenie Blocky Boi

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

yeah if you like a thing you like it, you're not hurting no body

[trail bramble]

40 year old single men definitely have a lot more cash to throw around than children

[surreal ermine]

cannot recommend grave/digger enough, one of the most unique shooters ive played and its on fucking roblox

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

alright lets not pretend kids can't have jobs/use their parents credit card or smth

[twin flower]

I would get disowned if I did that

[jaunty path]

the most time I have on a roblox game is uh

pressure

fun game

very good

play now.

[surreal ermine]

pressure is pretty cool

[twin flower]

i know a mate that plays still

[earnest oyster]

idk me and my mates grew up with runescape

[twin flower]

Based

[earnest oyster]

and the doubling gp and trimming armor memes

[modern bobcat]

Run, Escape! ?

[twin flower]

Mine was more like minecraft and a bunch of other games

we switch around a lot

but mc was prolly the one we spent so much time on

[surreal ermine]

block tales is kinda peak too
big paper mario and earthbound vibes

[twin flower]

never thought i'd hear that title again

[acoustic pebble]

Runes ape?

[twin flower]

Rune apes

[slate skiff]

yaay fatshark is back surely they'll start working on fixing their game right?

[earnest oyster]

surely..

[jaunty path]

Lets hope listening to radiohead wont make me depressed

[surreal ermine]

oops time for the swedish midmidwinter hypervacation! gotta run!

[earnest oyster]

Oops whole office got sick from surmstromming oops another 2 weeks off guys

[arctic escarp]

what song

[jaunty path]

airbag rn

[trail bramble]

please, lutefisk is the Christmas "bizarre fermented fish dish" of choice for all Scandinavia

can't eat surstromming during winter cause you have to eat it outside

[earnest oyster]

im not familiar with the customs there, thanks for letting me know

[modern bobcat]

unless you live in hákarlstan

Chat dies the moment someone mentions Lutefisk and Surstromming, curious

[earnest oyster]

people googled what it means and got cognitohazard'd

it's rotten pickled fish - a Swedish delicacy

[modern bobcat]

This is why FatShark are the way they are

[twin flower]

what is that tho

[drowsy prawn]

sewage

[gilded socket]

Lego ninjago or T-Block top….?

[twin flower]

is that the smelliest canned fish or so they say

[drowsy prawn]

it's something where the moment you rip a hole in the can the smell can cause entire room to projectile vomit

a weapon of mass destruction

[modern bobcat]

I think I'm going to invent some kind of Swedish-Malay fusion cuisine

Lutefisk served with chopped durian

Nothing could go wrong

[drowsy prawn]

there is a bio-terrorist roaming in gen

[earnest oyster]

Skaven weaponry

[twin flower]

[drowsy prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfiGmcQFiDY

classic educational material right here, this is also what people at fatshark eat 😏

[fiery wave]

I'm stealing the durian first, stop wasting the king of fruits.

[earnest oyster]

right in front of my surmstromming?

[dull hamlet]

Crack

[earnest oyster]

imagine if imperium rations are just surmstromming

might as well join chaos

[wheat harness]

yum

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

At least you get actual food then.

[dull hamlet]

Cream cheese bagel with sweetened coffee

[jaunty path]

I wonder

[twin flower]

has people here actually tried that

[jaunty path]

how often do khorne cultists kill eachother

[twin flower]

For the sport of it?

[jaunty path]

I know a daemon blew up a helbrute on the siege of draks

actuslly

just a dreadnought

cuz helbrutes are literally made one with their armor im p sure

i mean the machine

[somber stream]

Downside of winter: My lips crack

[somber stream]

The moisture lipstick my sister gave me sitting in the corner is calling out like a Green goblin mask

[modern bobcat]

They basically are

Just gotta ferment those corpses

before you starch them

[earnest oyster]

do they at least add some MSG salt

for the taste

maybe one of those ramen spice packets

[modest flume]

You can use some Vaseline too

[somber stream]

True!

[modest flume]

Like a drop

[somber stream]

I actually told her this

But she said lipstick won't dirty your hand, fair enough

But a bit fruity innit?

[modest flume]

[dense pollen]

LUTEFISK FOR THE LUTEFISK GOD

[modern bobcat]

Get some Burt's Bees

[earnest oyster]

I find the texture of vaseline kinda gross for lipbalm

[modern bobcat]

it's just bees wax

[earnest oyster]

i use a coconut cream based one, with vanilla flavouring, it's really damn good

vegan too

no corpse starch involved

[dense pollen]

why would you chop durian

that shit is... creamy

its mostly cream

[modern bobcat]

That's what makes it fusion cuisine

[dense pollen]

it would be like chopping cream

[modern bobcat]

I mean it could be served like mashed potato

I guess

[fiery wave]

Why do you think I'm stealing it before heresy happens?

[dense pollen]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dungeonsofdredmor/images/5/51/Lutefisk_god_bg.png/revision/latest?cb=20210423102306

oh wait

[modern bobcat]

someone should mod the Ogryn rock to look like a durian

[dense pollen]

cant link embed

blergh

[fiery wave]

Karker wants to chop $28 up and mix it with gross things.

[dense pollen]

contrary to popular belief, durians have poor armor penetration

because the shell is soft

[fiery wave]

Need force or height.

Oggys stronk.

[dense pollen]

it will go splat

[stuck wasp]

Durian should be the nuke.
Coconut maybe for the rock ?

[dense pollen]

sounds good

[earnest oyster]

Durian is one of the greatest delicacies on earth; for others, an abhorrent, putrid, repulsive aberration, unthinkable as fit for human consumption.

Sounds like Nurgle's fruit???

[somber stream]

Durian smells like vomit

But taste superb, for some reason

Think of cheese, but fruit

[dense pollen]

the smell is extremely strong

but the fruit is delicious

[somber stream]

Very rich in flavour, yes. Buttery

[dense pollen]

most local hotels ban durians from entering

[earnest oyster]

same can be said about surmstromming

taste is acquired

[somber stream]

No, fuck off

[earnest oyster]

[somber stream]

I tried that in Finland

NEVER again

Even the Finn hate it

[dense pollen]

man i dodged a match because guy brought weapons that are green and blue with less than 300 power

into damnation

[somber stream]

I did that with my Falchion yesterday

What's the problem?

[fiery wave]

Tell me you never had ripe durian without actually telling me.

[modern bobcat]

You're actually good at the game

[earnest oyster]

i had to google what durian is

[fiery wave]

Skill matters more though.

[civic otter]

Tbf, it's damnation. You can take a wooden stick with you

[glad edge]

Hate what, surströmming? That's a swedish thing. 😄

[glad edge]

Dibs on the broken chair leg.

[sonic lotus]

mf casting mass nausea

[civic otter]

We need more stupid weapons

[somber stream]

Finland is right next to Sweden

They have a baby called 'Aaland'

[civic otter]

Where's my inquisition pan

Brother anavar of the ordo kitchen

[glad edge]

https://images.gamebanana.com/img/ss/mods/56119ce8d786b.jpg

dagnabbit

[astral basin]

F
Have a canker on the tongue
Feel another one forming too

[glad edge]

Lie bump?

Hate those.

[astral basin]

Canker sore
Inside mouth

Awful. Truly awful.

[glad edge]

:C

[civic otter]

Literally

Just engrave a big "I" on it with a skull and call it a day

[modern bobcat]

Rub table salt onto it after you brush your teeth, leave for a moment then rinse mouth

[glad edge]

Reminds me of seeing a comment on how KX-8 is apparently the size of an Ogryn. And someone pointed out in the short I saw the comment that abhumans CAN be enginseers, apparently? Brother Grug, Acolyte of the ritual of Percussive Maintenance.

[astral basin]

4th and 5th one in two months
Number 2 is still healing. Back of throat

[modern bobcat]

Salt dries them out

May bleed slightly

[somber stream]

Sounds metal

Gonna try next time

[astral basin]

I have a bottle by the sink
Im refilling it now

[modest flume]

"Brutal"

[modest flume]

Yeah, some of the chatter implies KX-8 is fairly large

Maybe bigger than an Ogryn

[glad edge]

Honestly now I want to see Kayex.

[modest flume]

I think there's a convo between Heavy and... M.Judge? On this

(I think it's Heavy)

[glad edge]

I'm gonna find that short now.

[modest flume]

Basically he says something about how the techpriests always cheat with their size due to the metal bits they always add

[glad edge]

'ere we are.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EFaUFeS765Y

Heavy Ogryn and the Loner(?) Psyker.

[astral basin]

I heard chamomile was a solution for cankers
But then id need to actively get it. And make a cup every few days

[fiery wave]

You can get it as a eep aid tea.

[somber stream]

It also allegedly helps with period cramps

[round mica]

Hello chat

[somber stream]

Allegedly

[glad edge]

Allegificatedly.

[astral basin]

Licht tryna come up w the gf trap tips

[glad edge]

bonjour chat

[somber stream]

What's a gf trap tip

[modest flume]

Female Loner, yeah

[round mica]

Darktide

[astral basin]

A tip to trap a gf

[fiery wave]

Not for me.

[modern bobcat]

It works after a day or two, can also mix table salt into a small glass of tap water and use like mouthwash. The salt removes the pus from the canker

[modest flume]

"Hey baby you wanna play Darktide? I'll show you my cryonic rod"

[somber stream]

I grew up with 2 sisters

I know stuff no normal men should know

[glad edge]

I have multiple concerns if your rod is cryonic

[modest flume]

Just vacuum my capsule

Power my cell, as it were

[glad edge]

https://tenor.com/view/doctorevil-no-gif-22331678

[round mica]

Chat

[modest flume]

Sister and mother, I get it

[twin flower]

[modern bobcat]

You had a mother?? FR????

[modest flume]

I know, hard to believe

[glad edge]

My mother was absent at my birth.

[dense pollen]

yeah right, and take 10 years to kill a crusher

[round mica]

paypals myself 3000 USD
the government shoots my head smoove off

[modest flume]

My father helped raise me but most of it was my mother

[fiery wave]

That's called, sticky suprise to them.

[glad edge]

Huggy bomb!

[round mica]

I think thats actually called average damnation matchmaking

[somber stream]

My father mainly took care of the finance, but when it comes to household affair it's "Ask your mother"

[fiery wave]

Is more, throw a krak at the crushers.

[round mica]

I love spamming krak grenades at crushers

[glad edge]

woe, krak be upon ye.

[bronze wren]

The feral Gopnik i keep in my basement escaped and ate the neighbour‘s borzoi again

[modest flume]

More or less same, my father would be away or just didn't do a lot of traditional dad things; but he always made sure we had, so I'm not gonna say he wasn't "present" or bad

[glad edge]

...Honestly if "Krak be upon ye" was an incredibly rare voice line, like those special reloads in Battlefield, I'd be all over that.

[round mica]

Why do you have one in your basement
Actually better question
Why do you still have a basement? Are you a bum?

[fiery wave]

LC voices buff.

[glad edge]

based, ment.

[modest flume]

When he passed away I took over and I understand more and more

[round mica]

Krak upon ye sounds like a darktide voiceline already

[fiery wave]

Breadwinning hard?

[glad edge]

More Zealot than Veteran, though.

[fiery wave]

Unless is the two LC goobers.

[glad edge]

Oh, Loose Cannon.

[round mica]

In lore wise it would make sense for the classes catch up to eachothers lingo due to the time they spend a lot of time together

Eventually they will start using the same terms and slangs and it sounds funny

[fiery wave]

Look, the two LCs sleep with all the human sized chars.

[glad edge]

haha loose

[verbal coral]

How Do I get into miussions that I know will spawn a book?

[round mica]

There's a reason why its called loose cannon

[fiery wave]

Check the mission modifiers.

[round mica]

Anyways

Fatshark please make it so there's a way for other players to give aqay materials theres people out there qith 200k plasteel and diamantine and i have 57 combined

Let them share a bit

[astral basin]

Bath drains shouldn’t be directly under the tap…

[round mica]

[fiery wave]

And then... trading diamantine for dockets.

[round mica]

True

[twin flower]

Let us gamble for it

[round mica]

Or making a shop where you can waste coin on it cause i have like almost 2 million in game money

[twin flower]

[round mica]

YES ADD GAMBLING

[twin flower]

I got like 5mil dockets

They need docket sinks

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-9156630486160992636

[glad edge]

I've got 4 million dockets I think.

[astral basin]

We have gambling already

[round mica]

I want to be able to gamble gor mats

For*

[twin flower]

, i can reroll and still be left with like 4mil

[round mica]

I have like 1k plasteel and 90 diamantine

[twin flower]

i got 15k diamantine

[round mica]

And doing public missions means people will also scavenge for those

So like

Grinding for them is so fucking bad

[fiery wave]

Wait till 1 mil dockets for 1000 diamantine.

[round mica]

And havocs are only once a week

[round mica]

Unironically it would be easy asf

1 mil dockets are nothing

[twin flower]

1mil for 100 diam

[fallow oyster]

People who take medipacks and don’t use them are the worst

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

No, I'm joking about player trades.

[round mica]

True

[round mica]

I some times be forgetting I have those ngl

[twin flower]

I actually forget I carry medpacks sometimes

lmaao

real

[round mica]

That's legit why I stopped grabbing them and leave it to teammates

[fallow oyster]

You don’t deserve medicae

[modern bobcat]

Surely you should have domesticated him by now?

[fallow oyster]

😠

[fiery wave]

So it gets left behind.

[round mica]

My brother/sister in God-Emperor, we're all useless in this fight for Atoma
Let us at least get some relief by abusing space fent together

[fallow oyster]

Ok the medipack one isn’t as worse as those that grab ammo packs and don’t use them when everyone has red ammo

[round mica]

Welp then I don't need to worry about it

[alpine hawk]

hello. just got the game, loving it btw, but im a little confused about 1 thing. i know rarity affects perks and i know how ratings work, but is there any point in getting a higher mk variant or is that just for looks. like is Mk X better than Mk III?

[fiery wave]

Different atk patterns.

[round mica]

I might be a little guilty over this cause I legit forgot it once and then only dropped when my ammo got red

[fiery wave]

Or shot damage, spread, rate, etc.

[modest flume]

Trying

[modern bobcat]

It's not my fault you used all your ammo

[fallow oyster]

Go see sister prine for penance

[round mica]

Melee weapons have different damage and attack patterns
Ranged weapons change mag size, total ammo count and damage

[alpine hawk]

Oh ok. So attack patterns, do you mean like combos?

[fiery wave]

Go to psykhanium to try them.

[fallow oyster]

Is there any point in doing contracts for melk bucks. The limited items are kinda ass ngl

[round mica]

Yes, some melee weapons may have 1 target focused attacks and others have more of a mob dealer attack

[pseudo terrace]

since when the hell did they add a new skin to buy from the commissary for the tac axe?